Magic Knight Rayearth (1994–1995): Season 2, Episode 12 - Umi-Fu to Faren-Chizeta - full transcript
Oh, umm!
What I mean is, I... umm...
I don't have any
breasts at all, so I... you know?
Hey everyone!
[Gasps] Ascot, is that you!?
You better not have been
peekin' in on us if you wanna live!
Come on!
This is no time to joke around!
Look at the screen
on the ceiling.
Oh! [Magic hums]
[Startled gasps]
What's that thing?
Isn't that the mobile
fortress of Chizeta?
Chizeta?
Chizeta's Bravada!
Princess Tatra and
Princess Tarta's favorite ship!
You sure know a lot.
[Magic chimes]
Come forth, our
guardian spirits!
Djinn!
[Magic hums]
Uh oh.
Now it's starting to glow.
Watch out, Miss Umi.
Umi and Fuu & Fahren and Chizeta
[Determined grunt]
[Menacing laughter]
[Disgusted groan]
I think I'm gonna be sick.
Fighting that white
robot from Autozam
was much easier on the eyes than
fighting these two unusual beings.
[Victorious laughter]
Are you afraid to face the
spirits of Chizeta's two princesses
Tarta and Tatra,
Legendary Magic Knights?
Would you care to have some tea?
- [Frustrated groan]
- It's ready!
Would you try to be
serious for at least a minute?
Delicious.
Would you stop
with the tea already?
We're supposta be in
the middle of a battle!
[Giggles] Tarta,
your accent again!
I don't care about it any more!
Just focus on the battle at hand!
Oh my! Ohhhhh!
Let's go!
Hmm? What in the world?
Oh!
- This is way too weird!
- [Menacing laughter]
I believe that they are dancing.
Go Djinn, guardian spirits.
Get them!
- They're coming!
- [Distressed groan]
I don't even wanna touch
those things, let alone fight them!
I really think
they're disgusting!
I wonder in what capacity these
unusual beings are related to Chizeta.
The Djinn are guardian
spirits of Chizeta.
- Selece!
- Guardian spirits?
The spirits that protect the
two princesses of Chizeta.
Calling them "spirits" makes them
sound nicer than they actually are.
- They look more like ...
- Genies. From a magic lamp.
[Magic hums]
They're coming!
[Sword gleams] [Determined grunt]
[Swords clang]
[Menacing laughter]
The Djinn are very strong.
Mm. Hmm?
Oh!
Would you please cut it out!?
[Dragon shrieks]
[Disgusted groan]
Lady Aska! What's the matter?
[Disgusted groans]
Those things
aren't beautiful at all!
Chizeta's princesses have
the worst taste in the world
if they use those
things are guardians.
Achoo!
You know, they say
that when you sneeze
there must be someone talkin'
about you behind your back.
[Sneezes]
Oh! A second sneeze!
Two sneezes means someone's
sayin' bad things aboutcha.
Tatra! Would you start takin'
this battle more seriously?
Oh Tarta!
You get angry way too easily.
[Swords clang]
They're really pretty
powerful for such weirdos.
Do not take the spirits of Chizeta
lightly. They are formidable opponents.
Magic Knight, use thy magic!
Right!
Winds of Admonishment!
[Wind howls] [Struggling groan]
That was good work, Fuu!
[Startled scream]
Hey!
Oh Fuu!
[Frustrated sighs]
- Hikaru!
- Where are you going!?
Umi! And Fuu! They're...
Oh...
Because your sword is broken, it is
impossible for you to call your Rune God.
[Startled gasp]
Remain calm, Hikaru.
[Worried puu-ing]
Mokona.
[Sad puu-ing]
Hikaru.
Oh Presea...
I'm just as worried
as you are, Hikaru.
Oh Ferio...
Everyone is worried
about Umi and Fuu.
And you too, of course Hikaru.
If I don't have a sword...
If I can't call Rayearth
and fight with Umi and Fuu...
Then I can't do anything at all.
[Swords clang]
[Frightened scream]
Miss Umi!
[Swords clang]
Are you alright Miss Umi?
Yeah, I think so.
[Haughty laughter]
The Legendary Rune
Gods are no match for us!
Actually, I think a more
appropriate description would be
that they're disgusted.
With what?
[Giggles] With
our guardian spirits!
Huh?
Why would they be disgusted?
Tarta, what's the
first thing you think of
when you see our Djinn,
Chizeta's guardians?
They're so cool.
Aah! I get it now!
Tarta, I'm sure your future
husband is gonna look just like them.
[Swords clang]
[Determined grunt, surprised gasp]
[Menacing laughter]
Would you guys
please just stop!?
[Menacing laughter]
I wonder what that
dance is supposed to be.
I dunno what it is.
But what I do know
is, it's really weird!
[Startled gasp]
[Determined grunts]
[Menacing laughter]
[Battle shout]
[Startled gasp]
[Disgusted shout]
[Disgusted shout]
They're so weird and creepy..
- Lady Aska. Pull yourself together!
- That I'm gonna get totally sick to my stomach!
The people of Chizeta
have such bad taste.
Alright, guardian spirits! Now that
you've taken control of the Rune Gods,
bring the Magic Knights
to the mobile fortress!
Oh! Are we gonna have
some guests over for tea, Tarta?
[Frustrated groan]
They aren't guests!
They're gonna be our prisoners!
[Giggles] But we should consider
anyone who visits us a guest!
[Frustrated groan]
In any case, we shall capture
those Rune Gods that protect Cephiro!
[Menacing laughter]
[Disgusted shout]
The Rune Gods are being kidnapped
by those creepy weirdo things!
- Sang Yung!
- Yes!
- Paper and brush!
- Yes!
Uh, but Lady Aska?
Enough! Just give them to me!
- [Alarmed shout] Okay!
- You mustn't, Sang Yung!
If Chizeta's going
to use those things...
[Startled gasp]
[Awkward groan]
I will use the secret spell of
the Dragon of Reincarnation!
[Magic ripples]
Lady Aska, you mustn't use such high
level illusion spells so recklessly!
[Determined grunt]
[Rhythmic chanting]
Ha!
[Magic hums]
[Worried sigh]
[Magic ripples]
Hey! What's that sound?
[Heavy crash]
There's something
coming right at us, Fuu.
What is it?
[Alarmed gasp] It's huge!
Oh! Now I've seen everything!
[Obnoxious laugh]
If Chizeta's gonna
use those weird things,
then I'm gonna use
a giant Sang Yung!
I don't know if that's
in good taste, either.
Go Giant Sang Yung!
Defeat those weird things
from Chizeta with bad taste!
Ha!
What in the world is that!?
Hmm? What the heck is that humongous
thing with the stupid happy face?
[Excited squeal] Adorable!
Tatra! That thing just
tossed our spirits away!
Poof! Just like that!
That's what was adorable!
Poof! Bye!
[Frustrated shout]
Go guardian spirits! Defeat that
creature who poofed you away!
[Heavy crash]
[Heavy crash]
Oh! What is it!?
This resembles an
old monster movie.
Or perhaps a Hong Kong action film.
This is much weirder than
any movie I've ever seen!
It is an illusion which only the
royal family of Fahren canst create.
Fahren?
It's just like that
dancing lion!
Spirits and illusions both are created
from those with very strong hearts.
That means that one of them might
be able to become the Pillar of Cephiro.
Hmm.
[Obnoxious laugh]
The Rune Gods shall belong to me!
The Princess of Cephiro shall be me!
- Sang Yung!
- Yes!
I don't mean you Sang Yung,
I'm talking to the Giant Sang Yung!
Oh...
Now, Giant Sang Yung!
I command you to bring the
Legendary Rune Gods to me right now!
Hold on!
Now it's headed straight for us!
It's face appears to
be very friendly, but...
[Strange laugh]
[Alarmed gasp]
[Terrified scream]
Fuu!
Water Dragon!
Huh!?
[Magic hums, whooshes]
[Pained scream]
[Wind howls, magic ripples]
- Umi!
- Fuu!
Umi! Fuu!
What happened?
Umi, you can't give up!
The Rune Gods have
fallen to enemy hands.
[Startled gasp] What's that!?
Most likely to
Chizeta and Fahren.
It can't be!
Umi! Fuu!
Umi! Oh Fuu!
[Cries softly]
Do you want to revive
the sword at any cost?
[Affirming grunt]
Even if it could mean losing
your life as a result of the process?
[Alarmed gasp]
[Affirming sigh]
Alright then. Let's get started.
[Magic ripples]
[Thunder crashes]
My dear daughter, Nova!
Mother, you're here!
[Giggles happily]
Can I go, Mother?
I want to play with Hikaru again!
The doorway that leads to Cephiro
is already in place, my dear Nova.
Very soon.
I'm so happy!
You know what?
I found a new feeling today, Mother.
A new feeling that I found
deep inside Hikaru's heart!
Something different than
how she feels about her friends.
A feeling that even Hikaru
hasn't noticed she has yet.
Aah! Do you want it?
[Giggles]
Of course!
I am Hikaru, after all!
[Giggles]
Hmm? What's wrong?
Lantis?
Nothing.
The evil presence has
grown even stronger.
And that girl's voice earlier...
What was that?
[Display beeps]
The Magic Knights
have been separated?
And the one inside the
Castle of Cephiro is...
Hikaru.
[Thunder crashes]
Who is it today?
Today, it's Hikaru!
Hey everybody!
Did you guess right? I'll see ya later!
What I mean is, I... umm...
I don't have any
breasts at all, so I... you know?
Hey everyone!
[Gasps] Ascot, is that you!?
You better not have been
peekin' in on us if you wanna live!
Come on!
This is no time to joke around!
Look at the screen
on the ceiling.
Oh! [Magic hums]
[Startled gasps]
What's that thing?
Isn't that the mobile
fortress of Chizeta?
Chizeta?
Chizeta's Bravada!
Princess Tatra and
Princess Tarta's favorite ship!
You sure know a lot.
[Magic chimes]
Come forth, our
guardian spirits!
Djinn!
[Magic hums]
Uh oh.
Now it's starting to glow.
Watch out, Miss Umi.
Umi and Fuu & Fahren and Chizeta
[Determined grunt]
[Menacing laughter]
[Disgusted groan]
I think I'm gonna be sick.
Fighting that white
robot from Autozam
was much easier on the eyes than
fighting these two unusual beings.
[Victorious laughter]
Are you afraid to face the
spirits of Chizeta's two princesses
Tarta and Tatra,
Legendary Magic Knights?
Would you care to have some tea?
- [Frustrated groan]
- It's ready!
Would you try to be
serious for at least a minute?
Delicious.
Would you stop
with the tea already?
We're supposta be in
the middle of a battle!
[Giggles] Tarta,
your accent again!
I don't care about it any more!
Just focus on the battle at hand!
Oh my! Ohhhhh!
Let's go!
Hmm? What in the world?
Oh!
- This is way too weird!
- [Menacing laughter]
I believe that they are dancing.
Go Djinn, guardian spirits.
Get them!
- They're coming!
- [Distressed groan]
I don't even wanna touch
those things, let alone fight them!
I really think
they're disgusting!
I wonder in what capacity these
unusual beings are related to Chizeta.
The Djinn are guardian
spirits of Chizeta.
- Selece!
- Guardian spirits?
The spirits that protect the
two princesses of Chizeta.
Calling them "spirits" makes them
sound nicer than they actually are.
- They look more like ...
- Genies. From a magic lamp.
[Magic hums]
They're coming!
[Sword gleams] [Determined grunt]
[Swords clang]
[Menacing laughter]
The Djinn are very strong.
Mm. Hmm?
Oh!
Would you please cut it out!?
[Dragon shrieks]
[Disgusted groan]
Lady Aska! What's the matter?
[Disgusted groans]
Those things
aren't beautiful at all!
Chizeta's princesses have
the worst taste in the world
if they use those
things are guardians.
Achoo!
You know, they say
that when you sneeze
there must be someone talkin'
about you behind your back.
[Sneezes]
Oh! A second sneeze!
Two sneezes means someone's
sayin' bad things aboutcha.
Tatra! Would you start takin'
this battle more seriously?
Oh Tarta!
You get angry way too easily.
[Swords clang]
They're really pretty
powerful for such weirdos.
Do not take the spirits of Chizeta
lightly. They are formidable opponents.
Magic Knight, use thy magic!
Right!
Winds of Admonishment!
[Wind howls] [Struggling groan]
That was good work, Fuu!
[Startled scream]
Hey!
Oh Fuu!
[Frustrated sighs]
- Hikaru!
- Where are you going!?
Umi! And Fuu! They're...
Oh...
Because your sword is broken, it is
impossible for you to call your Rune God.
[Startled gasp]
Remain calm, Hikaru.
[Worried puu-ing]
Mokona.
[Sad puu-ing]
Hikaru.
Oh Presea...
I'm just as worried
as you are, Hikaru.
Oh Ferio...
Everyone is worried
about Umi and Fuu.
And you too, of course Hikaru.
If I don't have a sword...
If I can't call Rayearth
and fight with Umi and Fuu...
Then I can't do anything at all.
[Swords clang]
[Frightened scream]
Miss Umi!
[Swords clang]
Are you alright Miss Umi?
Yeah, I think so.
[Haughty laughter]
The Legendary Rune
Gods are no match for us!
Actually, I think a more
appropriate description would be
that they're disgusted.
With what?
[Giggles] With
our guardian spirits!
Huh?
Why would they be disgusted?
Tarta, what's the
first thing you think of
when you see our Djinn,
Chizeta's guardians?
They're so cool.
Aah! I get it now!
Tarta, I'm sure your future
husband is gonna look just like them.
[Swords clang]
[Determined grunt, surprised gasp]
[Menacing laughter]
Would you guys
please just stop!?
[Menacing laughter]
I wonder what that
dance is supposed to be.
I dunno what it is.
But what I do know
is, it's really weird!
[Startled gasp]
[Determined grunts]
[Menacing laughter]
[Battle shout]
[Startled gasp]
[Disgusted shout]
[Disgusted shout]
They're so weird and creepy..
- Lady Aska. Pull yourself together!
- That I'm gonna get totally sick to my stomach!
The people of Chizeta
have such bad taste.
Alright, guardian spirits! Now that
you've taken control of the Rune Gods,
bring the Magic Knights
to the mobile fortress!
Oh! Are we gonna have
some guests over for tea, Tarta?
[Frustrated groan]
They aren't guests!
They're gonna be our prisoners!
[Giggles] But we should consider
anyone who visits us a guest!
[Frustrated groan]
In any case, we shall capture
those Rune Gods that protect Cephiro!
[Menacing laughter]
[Disgusted shout]
The Rune Gods are being kidnapped
by those creepy weirdo things!
- Sang Yung!
- Yes!
- Paper and brush!
- Yes!
Uh, but Lady Aska?
Enough! Just give them to me!
- [Alarmed shout] Okay!
- You mustn't, Sang Yung!
If Chizeta's going
to use those things...
[Startled gasp]
[Awkward groan]
I will use the secret spell of
the Dragon of Reincarnation!
[Magic ripples]
Lady Aska, you mustn't use such high
level illusion spells so recklessly!
[Determined grunt]
[Rhythmic chanting]
Ha!
[Magic hums]
[Worried sigh]
[Magic ripples]
Hey! What's that sound?
[Heavy crash]
There's something
coming right at us, Fuu.
What is it?
[Alarmed gasp] It's huge!
Oh! Now I've seen everything!
[Obnoxious laugh]
If Chizeta's gonna
use those weird things,
then I'm gonna use
a giant Sang Yung!
I don't know if that's
in good taste, either.
Go Giant Sang Yung!
Defeat those weird things
from Chizeta with bad taste!
Ha!
What in the world is that!?
Hmm? What the heck is that humongous
thing with the stupid happy face?
[Excited squeal] Adorable!
Tatra! That thing just
tossed our spirits away!
Poof! Just like that!
That's what was adorable!
Poof! Bye!
[Frustrated shout]
Go guardian spirits! Defeat that
creature who poofed you away!
[Heavy crash]
[Heavy crash]
Oh! What is it!?
This resembles an
old monster movie.
Or perhaps a Hong Kong action film.
This is much weirder than
any movie I've ever seen!
It is an illusion which only the
royal family of Fahren canst create.
Fahren?
It's just like that
dancing lion!
Spirits and illusions both are created
from those with very strong hearts.
That means that one of them might
be able to become the Pillar of Cephiro.
Hmm.
[Obnoxious laugh]
The Rune Gods shall belong to me!
The Princess of Cephiro shall be me!
- Sang Yung!
- Yes!
I don't mean you Sang Yung,
I'm talking to the Giant Sang Yung!
Oh...
Now, Giant Sang Yung!
I command you to bring the
Legendary Rune Gods to me right now!
Hold on!
Now it's headed straight for us!
It's face appears to
be very friendly, but...
[Strange laugh]
[Alarmed gasp]
[Terrified scream]
Fuu!
Water Dragon!
Huh!?
[Magic hums, whooshes]
[Pained scream]
[Wind howls, magic ripples]
- Umi!
- Fuu!
Umi! Fuu!
What happened?
Umi, you can't give up!
The Rune Gods have
fallen to enemy hands.
[Startled gasp] What's that!?
Most likely to
Chizeta and Fahren.
It can't be!
Umi! Fuu!
Umi! Oh Fuu!
[Cries softly]
Do you want to revive
the sword at any cost?
[Affirming grunt]
Even if it could mean losing
your life as a result of the process?
[Alarmed gasp]
[Affirming sigh]
Alright then. Let's get started.
[Magic ripples]
[Thunder crashes]
My dear daughter, Nova!
Mother, you're here!
[Giggles happily]
Can I go, Mother?
I want to play with Hikaru again!
The doorway that leads to Cephiro
is already in place, my dear Nova.
Very soon.
I'm so happy!
You know what?
I found a new feeling today, Mother.
A new feeling that I found
deep inside Hikaru's heart!
Something different than
how she feels about her friends.
A feeling that even Hikaru
hasn't noticed she has yet.
Aah! Do you want it?
[Giggles]
Of course!
I am Hikaru, after all!
[Giggles]
Hmm? What's wrong?
Lantis?
Nothing.
The evil presence has
grown even stronger.
And that girl's voice earlier...
What was that?
[Display beeps]
The Magic Knights
have been separated?
And the one inside the
Castle of Cephiro is...
Hikaru.
[Thunder crashes]
Who is it today?
Today, it's Hikaru!
Hey everybody!
Did you guess right? I'll see ya later!