Madagascar: A Little Wild (2020–…): Season 6, Episode 5 - Gloria's Got Em All - full transcript

‐ Places!

Did it hatch yet?

‐ Not yet!

‐ If there's a more thrilling
show on the Natural Channel,

I don't know what it is.

‐ Now this little
gal is a fighter!

Come on. Come on!

Here comes the big
one! Can she do it?

‐ Yes, Wild Wanda, she can!

‐ Welcome to the
world, little one!

‐ That is one tough
chick. ‐ Awesome!



‐ Thanks for watching!

And a special thanks
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It's the card game that's
sweeping the globe!

Critter Cards!

Now featuring the animals
from A Little Wild Habitat!

Oh!

‐ We're… trading cards?

‐ With my face on
a trading card,

everyone will finally get to
see how ferocious I really am!

‐ Play your friends and collect
all your favorite critters!

Like the outstanding okapi!
Or this fabulous flamingo!

Or even… the king of the jungle,

who loves to get
his beauty sleep.

‐ That is not what the king
of the jungle looks like!



I'm way cuter in person.

See?

Super cute.
Very adorable.

Rawr!

‐ Oh, yeah! Critter Cards!

‐ Psst! 12:00 o'clock,
Critter Cards are on the move!

‐ I gotta get a Gloria card! I bet
it's powerful yet elegant, like me.

‐ Marty, can you track 'em?

‐ They've got some at the Souvenir
Kiosk, but it's mobbed with kids!

‐ Can you blame them? Who
wouldn't want a pack of us?

‐ We'll go low and slow. Melman,
think you can lend a neck?

‐ I've got plenty to go around!

‐ Then let's do this!

‐ Oh!

‐ Hey, kids, grab your free
packs of Critter Cards!

One to a customer!

‐ If it's free, it's for me.

Here you go, the wildest
toy in New York City… us!

‐ My own trading card!
It's so lifelike!

‐ Hey, I got a lion card too! ‐
Looks like there's one in every pack.

‐ Guess that means the lion
card must be super important!

‐ Found the hippo! Marty, what
does it say about my moves?

‐ "The powerful hippo is known
for her fighting spirit."

‐ I never saw
myself as a fighter.

Then again, I do like to mix
dancing with martial arts.

Marty, care for a
round of Tango‐Kwon‐Do?

Oops!

‐ Uh, I think I'll sit
out the next dance.

‐ Melman, let's see your cards!

‐ Here is me!

Aww!

‐ Plus I got a
lion, a parrot, and…

It's perfect!

‐ Is that Ziggy? Or Lou? Or‐‐

It's a Ronathan card!

I shall call him Rona‐card.

Here! You can have the rest.

‐ Are you sure?
‐ Yeah, I'm good.

Rona‐card completes me.

‐ Suit yourself! Welcome to
team Gloria, Critter Cards!

‐ You're gonna love it here,
Rona‐card. It's calm, and quiet, and‐‐

Rules are boring,
let's just play!

‐ Rules are the foundation
of successful playtime!

‐ Oh! Maybe it's best we
get to know each other

over a quiet spot of tea.

‐ Hola, amiga.

Nice collection!

Qué impresionante.

You're almost a Super Fan‐imal!

‐ A Super Fan‐imal?
What's that?

‐ It's a player who's
collected every animal

in the Critter Card kingdom!

‐ Super Fan‐imal, huh?

Uh… There's no way I
could get that many cards.

‐ Where's that
fighting hippo spirit?

Come on, let's play!
Winner takes all.

I've been looking for a sea
lion card for my collection!

Surely you've got one
in there somewhere.

‐ Huh! Sea lion card? I
don't seem to have a‐‐

Rona‐card!
You're too much!

‐ I'll be right back.

Melman! ‐ Oh! Hi, Gloria!

Rona‐card was just telling
me about his biscuit recipe,

weren't you, old chum?

‐ What? Melman, I need to
borrow your sea lion card.

‐ You mean Rona‐card?

‐ Right. I need to
borrow your sea lion card

so I can play Lucia, win her
cards, and become a Super Fan‐imal.

Then I'll give it right back.

‐ Uh… I don't know.

‐ Melman, this is how
you play Critter Cards.

You gotta get em' all, not
feed them tea and biscuits.

‐ Okay, but take
good care of him.

‐ Be right back with
your card! I promise!

‐ The sea lion card!

I can't wait to
get my claws on it!

‐ Not if I can help it!
Now how do you play?

‐ It's like rock, paper, scissors, but
in this game it's hide, herd, pounce.

Hide beats herd, herd beats pounce,
and pounce beats hide. Comprendes?

‐ Sounds easy enough.

‐ Let's see.

My hedgehog hides from
your lion, so I'm safe!

My parrot pounces on
your okapi. Me again!

And my zebra herds your
sea lion. Game over. I win!

‐ But‐‐ ‐ Great game,
Gloria. Hasta luego.

‐ How was the game, Gloria? I
figured with all your new cards,

Rona‐card would want to have a tea
party with his new friends, so I‐‐

‐ I kinda lost
your sea lion card.

‐ You what?

‐ But it'll be fine.

We'll explain to Lucia what happened,
then I'll play her again and win it back.

‐ You really promise?

‐ I promise. Come on!

Lucia!

‐ Hola! I'm glad you're here!

Let me guess which
animal is on my head.

I haven't been wrong once.

‐ Maybe later. I wanna play you
again to win back the sea lion card.

‐ I would love to! But I already
lost your cards to Ziggy.

‐ Ah! ‐ All of them?

‐ Well, except this one.

Ziggy already had a bunch.
She's a real card shark.

‐ Shark attack!

‐ Ziggy, do you have
my‐‐ Uh, Melman's card?

‐ Oh, sorry, pals,
I lost them to Odie.

‐ Stay calm.

‐ I am calm.

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

‐ Don't worry!
We'll get it back.

Odie, do you have the card?

The hedgies?

The parrots?

Dave?

Come on!

Oh, there's Dave!

But where is your card?

‐ Hmm…

Wait! It's in his hand!

‐ I wonder what he's
saying to that little kid.

‐ Huh. Dave's telling Shaylee

that balloon is as big
as his sister's head.

‐ He's not wrong. How did
you learn sign language?

‐ Dave's been teaching me.

Now Shaylee's saying,
"I like your cards,"

and Dave just said,
"Wanna trade?"

‐ Oh.

What?

‐ We gotta stop that card!

‐ Ah!

‐ What's this?

Oh! Critter Cards!

‐ Rona‐card! No!

‐ Game over.

‐ Gloria! Melman!

We learned some great animal
facts while you were gone!

Did you know every zebra's
stripes are unique?

No wonder zebra print
is so fashionable.

‐ Here's a not‐so‐great
animal fact:

Dave traded our cards to a kid,
and now she's out there somewhere,

wandering the city
with our goods!

‐ Wow, that's rough.

On the bright side, the roar of a lion
can be heard from five miles away!

Huh?

‐ I see you're having fun
with your new balloon.

‐ Fun?

Dave needs it for something
more important than that.

His Banana Peeling Doohickey
machine is off‐balance.

‐ What did I do to deserve this?

‐ Marty, can you read this?

‐ "Gather round for a
Critter‐rific Birthday

at 43rd Street playground."

‐ Do you know what this means?

‐ That everyone's
having more fun than me?

‐ That invitation was
attached to the balloon!

That's where Shaylee and
her brother are headed.

We'll track them down
and get your card back!

‐ How can you be so sure?

‐ Because this hippo's
got a fighting spirit.

I'm gonna find that kid
and win back your card.

And rebuild my card collection
too. Super Fan‐imal style.

Pickles! Dave!

‐ Can't you see he's grieving?

‐ I'm sorry about
your balloon. But‐‐

‐ Balloon, shm‐alloon. How
about your very own lion card?

I'll even throw
in a couple extra.

‐ Oh, yeah, these should
work. The tunnels are yours.

‐ Told ya lion
cards were valuable!

‐ I hope we brought enough
lion cards for everyone.

‐ Where's the kid
with my Rona‐card?

‐ Not yet, Melman.
We need disguises!

‐ There!

‐ Millie, did you see who
showed up to the party?

‐ Oh, I saw!

And that Gertrude Shapiro will rue the
day she didn't return my salad spinner!

‐ There she is! Aha!

Going to play with the other
super Fan‐imals, of course.

‐ Does she still
have the Rona‐card?

‐ We can use the swings to get
a better look at Shaylee's cards

and set Glo up for success.

‐ Sneaky. But if it'll
help me win, I'm game!

Good thinking, Marty!

‐ Well, actually,
zebras aren't sneaky.

But, fun animal fact,
we do camouflage.

‐ Goodie bags? Sweet!

‐ Critter Cards?

Okay, you guys head to the
swings, I'll be right there.

‐ Are you sure this
will work, Gloria?

‐ Deep breath, Melman. This
fighter is in it to win it.

‐ Okay, let's do this.

‐ Bingo! Come to Gloria.

Super Fan‐imal
status, here I come!

I see her cards!

She's just about
to turn one over!

‐ Where is Gloria?

‐ It's Rona‐card!

‐ What? Oh!

‐ Woo‐hoo! Yeah! All right!

‐ You guys! There were Critter
Cards in the goodie bags!

I think I got a few rare ones!

Whoa. Are you okay?

‐ While you were grabbing
goodie bags, Rona‐card got away!

‐ Oops. Sorry, Melman.
Follow that critter kid!

Aha! We've got her cornered!

If she wants to keep the sea lion,
she'll have to go through me first.

‐ Found her! She's
in the toy section.

‐ There's got to be cards there!

‐ Shaylee, you've got a
bajillion cards at home,

isn't that enough?

Ha‐ha!

A bajillion and one, huh?

‐ I can't see the
cards in her hands!

‐ Let me see. Zebras do
have impeccable eyesight.

Best on the savanna, some say.

‐ Could you just look already?

‐ Nothing special in this pack. But
hey! I can see the copyright date!

‐ Uh… Thanks, Marty, but I think
your eyesight's a little too good.

Time for a
Critter‐Card showdown.

Ooh.

A parrot card, just like
the one I lost to Lucia!

How about a trade, fuzzy? You
wanna trade two lion cards for one?

You drive a hard bargain,
but I respect it.

Gloria!

‐ Sorry! I found a parrot
card, which is pretty rare.

‐ Rona‐card has left the building!
I thought you had them cornered!

‐ Oh! Well, we'll
just… keep fighting.

And following. Come on!

‐ Are you sure you
saw them going here?

‐ I may not have zebra
vision, but yeah, I'm sure.

‐ Wow! ‐ Wow!

‐ This must be where
all the cool kids hang!

‐ How are we going to
find Rona‐card now?

‐ We'll divide and conquer. Melman,
you take the button smashers.

Marty's got the smack‐a‐mole.
Alex, search the snack counter.

‐ I promise to leave
no snack un‐sniffed!

‐ I'll do a few laps. Bark
if you find our sea lion.

‐ A sea lion bark, right?

I've got a good dog bark too.

‐ There she is!

‐ That was a little more
walrus than sea lion,

but she got my attention.

And
that's another win

for our reigning Critter
Cards champion, Shaylee!

Joining us all the
way from Hoboken!

‐ Shaylee! ‐ Wild Wanda!

‐ Hoboken? Where's that?

‐ Wherever it is, it sounds far.

‐ And it's where Rona‐card is
going if we don't get him back!

‐ Any final competitors
think they have what it takes

to challenge our
Critter Cards champion?

‐ Don't worry, Melman,
'cause I'm a Super Fan‐imal!

And I'm gonna win this thing!

‐ Uh, what about‐‐

‐ And your sea lion card.
I'm gonna win that too.

‐ Oh, no! Why is she
taking off her disguise?

‐ Trust me.

‐ Uh… ‐ Huh…

‐ If it isn't Gloria
the hippo herself!

These animal fan costumes
just keep getting better!

‐ Go, Gloria! Woo!

‐ Looks like we've got
quite a matchup here, folks!

Time to get A Little Wild!

Okay, challengers,
pick your cards.

‐ Huh, let's see.

Did Lucia play the
parrot or the flamingo?

‐ Time's up, players! Choose
your cards and get ready to flip.

‐ Hmm…

‐ Here we go! Flip
the first card.

A classic matchup, but this
parrot is ready to pounce!

Our hippo gal wins round one!

‐ Yes! ‐ Yeah!

‐ And here comes the next flip.

Ready? Flip!

Things are heating up.

That hedgehog can't escape a
sloth pounce. Shaylee wins!

‐ Sly move.

‐ Go, Gloria! ‐
Please, don't lose.

‐ And now, with our challengers
tied, it's time to decide the winner.

Flip that card!

The rare sea lion card is famous
for its flashy surprise pounce!

It's all come down to this.
What do you got, Gloria?

It's a zebra herd!

‐ Woo‐hoo!

Now that's the
move of a Super Fan‐imal!

Zebra herd beats
sea lion pounce.

We have a new Critter
Cards champion!

‐ Yeah! ‐ All right!

‐ Rona‐card is coming home!

‐ Huh? ‐ This is no ordinary

winner‐take‐all prize.

Here we play for the grand
prize, and it's all yours!

A complete mint‐condition
Critter Cards collection!

Congrats to our winner,

and be sure to join us for our
next Critter Cards tournament!

‐ Uh, great game, Gloria.

‐ Uh‐huh, sure.

You see how I wiped the
floor with that kid?

My fighting hippo
spirit wins every time!

Check it out.

Pretty nifty, huh?

It's way shinier than
your old sea lion card,

and it's brand new!

‐ I don't know who this card is,

but Rona‐card has a fold in the
corner, a hoof print on the back,

and he likes his tea
with a lump of sugar!

‐ Come on, Melman‐‐

‐ You broke your promise!

And now Rona‐card
is gone forever.

‐ Melman, wait up!
‐ Hang on, buddy!

‐ If I were a sad
giraffe, where would I be?

‐ He could be anywhere
in the whole‐‐

‐ Take that! And that!

I've got nothing left to lose!

Hey there, Mel‐card,
do you wanna play with me?

Of course, Gloria!
I'm your best friend.

You're cute, Mel‐card!

But I'd trade anything to
have the real Melman back.

Even my whole collection.

This must be how Melman felt!

Rona‐card wasn't a game
to Melman, he was special.

Like Wild Wanda said, we
all play in our own way.

This hippo is ready to fight!

Except this time…

I'm gonna fight for my friend!

Shaylee dropped some clues!

A Coney Island ticket, a pizza
receipt, some bus fare, and…

pop‐corn!

I'm gonna find that kid if
it's the last thing I do.

‐ A bus token to Hoboken.
This is my last hope.

Bingo!

This best friend is
back in business!

‐ I'll be right back. We
need some more bus fare.

‐ Oh, if only she spoke hippo.

Ah!

Wait a minute!

And then she
said, "Wanna trade?"

‐ Hmm… Huh…

Wanna trade?

‐ Oh, a full deck! Awesome!

‐ You're welcome!

And welcome back, Rona‐card.
Now let's get you home.

Woo‐hoo! Yeah!

‐ Oh, come on, I almost won!

‐ No, you didn't.

‐ Come to show off your
fancy new card collection?

‐ No, I traded it for something
better and way more important.

Rona‐card!

‐ I'm sorry, Melman.

I forgot that if something
is important to you,

it's important to me too.

Oh! Thank you, Dave.

‐ Hey there, tea party
animals! Mind if I join?

‐ Mind? You're the
guest of honor!

Well, the second guest of honor.