MacGyver (1985–1992): Season 3, Episode 9 - Hell Week - full transcript
MacGyver is asked by his former professor to be a judge for a university physics competition - a competition that Mac himself has won. The professor's son, pumped and primed to win the prize, is deceived and ultimately defeated. The aftermath proves deadly, as Mac deals with the son's depression and endless uphill battle to make his father proud.
Now that I have your attention,
let it be known that
the annual fizzics follies
Has been fractioned
to the final four finalists.
The great,
Just ask him, Geoffrey Kramer.
Geoffrey!
the beautiful, in both brain
and body, Hillary Chapman.
All right, Hillary!
You get my vote!
The prodigal son
Of the great one
himself, David ryman.
All right, David!
You can do it. You can do it.
!
And last, but
certainly not least,
uh, this year's cinch winner
With the best barricade since
the great wall of China... me.
Thank you...
Thank you.
We love you, guy.
All right.
Good luck, everybody.
See you later.
MacGyver!
Bye.
Hey, MacGyver!
Dad told me you were coming
to judge the barricade contest.
Yeah, it's kinda tough to
refuse a request from your dad.
How you doing, David?
Oh, pretty good.
You sure haven't changed much.
That's the same jacket
you had ten years ago, isn't it?
Yeah, I'm kind
of attached to it.
Listen, congratulations.
I hear you're one
of the finalists.
Following ryman family
tradition right down the line.
Now all I got to do is win.
Yeah, but don't worry. With you
Here as referee, the fix is in.
- Sure it is.!
- Look, I got to go
Pick something up before class.
You heading over to
check in with the great one?
Yep.
Okay, I'll catch you there.
The fizzics
follies had been a tradition
At western tech
for almost 30 years.
The first winner of
the barricade contest
was my mentor, Julian ryman,
who had barricaded the lab
in the physics buildig
during his senior yea.
Ryman went on to becoe
A professor and a
nobel prize winner.
Not all of us were so brilliant.
Welcome back,
MacGyver.
Reflecting on past glories?
It does bring back
some memories.
How you doing, professor?
Oh, fine.
I continue to be a
little disappointed
When those who show a
shred of promise flee the fold.
There you are, MacGyver,
in the physics hall of fame.
But where are you, MacGyver?
Happy doing what I'm doing.
Oh, nonsense. You should
have stayed with physics.
I expanded my horizons,
went in other directions.
Ohh...
so you're looking
forward to seeing
your son's picture up
there along with yours?
I saw David outside.
How's he doing?
B's. He's getting
b's. A few a's.
That's not what I mean.
How is he doing?
Oh!
Fine.
Come and see the
next generation in action.
You can be depressed
along with me.
23.7 below.
Perfect.
Hi.
When I heard the rumor about
some nerdling breaking into
the RotC storage compound
and making off
with their Cannon,
I wondered, "where's David?"
Oh, vicious lies.
I didn't forget. Happy birthday.
Thanks.
It was yesterday.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You seem to say
that a lot lately.
Well, I guess I've had
a lot on my mind lately.
Like the barricade contest?
You didn't sleep again
last night, did you, David?
You look awful.
You're gonna kill yourself.
Well, the thought
crossed my mind.
Quit talking like that.
I'm kidding. Just kidding.
I got about 84.
- Here he comes.
- You did?
- Yeah.
- Oh, good.
Good afternoon, professor ryman.
Afternoon.
Uh... class.
I would like to introduce
to you Mr. MacGyver,
Who will be observing today.
Hi.
Hi.
Mr. MacGyver is a
former student here,
though of course, not in
your league. He was gifted.
Mr. MacGyver
is also the alumni referee
for the culmination of
the barricade contest,
So I know you're going to treat
him with deference and respect.
Ready your experiments
And I'll check them over.
You may not be able to tell
from some of the
constructions, MacGyver,
but the prodigies
are all focusing
on low-temperature physics...
Superconductors,
because, of course, that's
where all the big bucks are today.
Isn't that right,
my little geniuses?
Using argon.
Yes, sir.
How thin is your film?
I got it down to
four atomic layers.
That's impressive,
Mr. Kramer. Very impressive.
Thank you, sir.
Aw, now, look at this.
These results don't
make any sense.
Yeah, maybe you got a leak
In the plumbing here somewhere.
Yeah, you're
right, but I thought
I had it plugged yesterday.
Run the
mass spectrometer again.
Well, there it is.
Have you tried
silicone, or apiezon?
Silicone didn't work
and the stockroom's
out of apiezon.
Well, what you need
is something to stick
In the fracture that'll
expand as it freezes.
Like what?
Think... for a change.
Yeah, well I need
the materials, don't I?
Improvise, David.
With what?
MacGyver could fix it,
couldn't you, MacGyver?
Spit.
Sir?
Spit, spit, spit.
Nothing worse than a physicist
Stupefied by the obvious.
Don't let him get to you.
No sweat.
Wasn't that a little rough?
Physics is about
truth, not tact.
I was rough on you, too.
Yes, you were.
You were a tyrant,
but you humiliated David.
He's your son.
Nobody gonna give
him any points for that.
Oh, I should have seen it.
I'd been working
hours to plug that leak,
and my father does
it in three seconds.
Come on. He's been
doing physics his whole life.
Yeah, right, and
he's got a nobel prize.
But you've got me.
Oh, he'll take notice
When I win the
barricade contest.
David, that contest
is not the whole world.
Oh, I'm gonna win,
and I'm gonna get my picture
Up on that wall next to his.
You want to see it?
You want to see my barricade?
You're kidding.
You mean you're going to share
the best-kept secret
on this campus?
I'm honored. I'm
flattered, i'm...
Hey, this is a
limited-time offer.
Lead on.
I've been waiting months
to see your barricade, David.
Bizarre, David. Really bizarre.
Hey, are you hiding
another woman back there?
Hey, hey, don't look back there!
David, I've never seen
you so jumpy.
Look, if you don't
want to show it to me,
I can wait till tomorrow.
No, no, it's
just I want you to try
And figure it out first, okay?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Just wait till you see this.
A garage-door opener.
Oh, you ain't seen nothing yet.
A miniature!
That's incredible!
No wonder it's been
taking you so long.
Aw, the true genius is the way
the miniature works.
You mean it actually
opens and closes?
Yeah. Just like the real thing.
Okay... step one.
You're here to
bust my barricade.
What's the first thing you do?
Look through the peephole.
What do you see?
I see a room and the
garage door opener.
Right.
But now...
A periscope over the peephole.
The plot thickens.
Now what are you doing?
I'm lining up the
model of this room
with the periscope,
so, if you're looking
through the peephole,
now what do you see?
I see the same thing.
I see what looks like the room,
but I'm really looking
at the miniature.
Door locked?
Door locked.
Okay. What does
A brilliant barricade
buster do next?
I dig up a scanner to
locate the frequency
Your remote operates on.
Excellent. Excellent.
Now, assuming you find it?
Push the button...
And the miniature opens.
Right. And at the same time
that's happening,
the big motor turns,
and the real one closes. Look.
You mean the door is open
The whole time they're
trying to figure it out?
Uh-huh. And when
they solve the problem,
the solution creates
the barricade.
Well, what do you think?
It's brilliant.
Worthy of the ryman name?
Oh, more than
worthy. You're wonderful.
Oh, I can't wait to see the look
On my father's face
when I win tomorrow.
Neither can I.
David...
You promised me
you were off this stuff.
Uh, yeah, I-I know.
When I, when I
finish this thing.
No, David, you promised!
Why don't you just lay off?
Give them to me.
Why don't you just
get out of here, okay?
Leave me alone. No!
I'm not gonna let
you kill yourself
Over some stupid contest.
Janet!
Janet! Wait a minute!
All right, you all
know the rules.
As each door is opened,
the occupant of that
room is eliminated.
But please, use your
wits; No heavy machinery.
The builder of the last
remaining barricade
is the winner.
Oh, and do remember...
Einstein never won
a barricade contest.
Good luck, Geoffrey.
Uh, Janet,
I tried calling you last night,
but you weren't home.
Yes, I was.
I just didn't know what to say.
But I'm really sorry.
David?
You waiting for an
engraved invitation?
Go win your contest, David.
I'll talk to you later.
Yeah.
What's the matter?
You seem worried.
You saw him. He's a wreck.
The others started
working on their barricade
Maybe a week or two ago.
David's devoted his
life to it for months.
- Why?
- To win.
To show his father he's
cut of the ryman cloth.
What does the
professor think about this?
Are you kidding?
He can't see past his own ego.
He has no idea what
he's doing to his own son.
I mean, it's no wonder
David's taking...
Taking what?
Nothing.
Janet...
Is David taking drugs?
It's all the time now.
He's moody, he doesn't eat,
he never sleeps.
And he jokes
about killing himself,
and I can't tell if
he's serious or not.
Janet, if you care about him,
it's something you
got to deal with.
It's not just gonna go away.
I've got to talk to him.
No! No, please.
You can't lay this on him now.
Just wait a couple of
hours till after the contest,
and then we'll both
talk to him, okay?
All right.
Okay. Geoffrey Kramer starts
out with Aaron Turner's door.
Aaron, you want to
set up the problem?
I'd love to.
We have, uh, 12 dead bolt locks.
Some of the keys
you turn this way
And it locks or unlocks.
Some of the keys
you turn this way,
and it locks or unlocks.
All Geoffrey has to do
is, uh, get all 12
unlocked at the same time.
Try to be a good loser, Jeffy.
simply stated, the
barricade presents
A possibility of 4,096
different key combinations.
Hmm, well, at least you've
got that much figured out, Jeffy.
Difficult, but not impossible.
All right, next.
David, you get Hillary's door.
Okay. Unlike Aaron,
my barricade works
from inside the room.
Have a look, David.
What David sees is a balance
scale holding two vessels.
One filled with a
fine French chablis,
the other with
ordinary tap water.
The object is to tip the
scale in either direction,
completing the electrical
circuit to unlock the door.
Thank you.
David, your turn.
Well, mine is a
mechanical barricade.
Now, empirical observation,
an analytical mind,
and some common
sense should get it open.
How long it'll take?
Well, that's another question.
Oh, it looks like a
garage door opener.
Interesting. I'm looking forward
To solving this
one myself, Hillary.
But do your best anyway.
Mr. Kramer,
Your turn.
Mr. MacGyver,
Professor ryman, fellow
competitors, observe.
A time lock
ticking down to
the grand opening
Of this room tomorrow
morning at 9:00 A.M.
Hey, the rules say
there's got to be a way in,
Besides using a sledgehammer.
Oh, there is.
One just has to be
bright enough to find it.
All right, you all
have the set-up.
Four doors, four finalists.
You have your assignments, so...
So, let the games begin.
Professor, you know
David's been
knocking himself out
To make his barricade
as famous as yours.
Really? Oh, I'm
happy to hear that.
It's put a lot of
pressure on him.
Pressure, MacGyver, is
what turns coal into diamonds.
All I have to do is find
the right frequency,
And you have yourself
a winner, MacGyver.
Well give it a shot,
Hillary. Come on.
Will you plug that in for me?
Oh, sure.
I'm afraid young Aaron
is, uh, on the wrong track.
Well, from the looks of all the
equipment they just brought in,
I'd say we have a
contest on our hands.
Trying to run all 4,096
different combinations
at an average of
ten seconds per try,
would take me
more than 12 hours.
So, using these iron
filings and a magnet,
I'm going to
magnetize each lock,
and provide a visual reference
as to whether the
bolt is open or closed.
Ah.
This one's closed,
as you can see.
Now it's open.
Very clever.
Everything between the two
Poles of this magnet is magnetized.
Wherever a lock bolt is
closed, the iron filings will stick.
Two more are locked.
Nice work.
Now they're open.
Excellent analysis, Mr. Kramer.
Thank you, sir. I take
pride in my creativity.
I think he's got it.
I think he's got it.
Give me a hand over here.
Come on, Aaron. You can do it.
Geoffrey's moving
along pretty fast.
Check out, David.
Whoa.
Hey, I did it!
All right.
As did I.
Well.
Hillary, looks like
we finally have
something in common.
All right, everyone,
we have our finalists.
And may the
better physicist win.
And we know who
that is, don't we?
How's Geoffrey doing?
Not even close.
Oh, good.
Hey, everyone, I built
a frequency converter!
Oh, that's great.
He hypes the electric frequency
and the clock goes faster.
I do believe he's going to win.
Don't be so sure.
I think I got it.
I found the frequency.
Very clever, David.
The garage door opener has
nothing to do with it, does it?
Come on, David.
This is your chance.
Okay, come on! Come on! Come on.
All right, it's working!
All right, David!
I'm gonna win! I'm gonna win!
Come on, 9:00! Come on!
Come on, 9:00!
5:15...
Oh, 6:00.
Come on.
6:15,
6:30,
6:45,
7:00!
Look at that! It's gonna work.
David!
7:30.
I got it!
What?
It's all an illusion.
The door isn't locked at all!
Let's congratulate the winner.
Very well done,
Mr. Kramer. Well done.
Ten more seconds...
Congratulations, Geoffrey.
Hey, I'm sorry.
David, you came in second.
You did great.
Now, come on. Get
some perspective.
You know, I used to
get mad at my father
For not believing in me.
But he's right.
I am a loser.
Who's gonna buy
me the first drink?
Not me! Not me!
I will, Geoffrey. Let's go.
Will I see you
later at the party?
Yes.
Come on, Hillary.
All right, Hillary!
Tony!
Excuse me.
Have you seen David, MacGyver?
No sir, I haven't,
But I would like to
talk to you about him.
I hope he's not staying
away because he lost.
That's hardly the ryman way.
What's that, staying away...
Or losing?
Sir,
Would you please join me?
Professor, I think there's
something going on
With David that
you are not aware of.
Oh, what's that?
Pressure.
Possible burnout.
Every student on this
campus, Mr. MacGyver,
is pushed to his
limits, you know that.
Maybe for David it's too much.
Janet says he doesn't sleep.
He overreacts to things,
like this contest.
And, professor,
he's taking speed
to stay up for things.
Speed?
My son... drugs?
Yes, sir.
David needs help.
No, I'm sorry. I'm
sorry, MacGyver.
I don't believe that.
Not any of it.
No, sir, you don't, do you?
You don't see any of it.
But there's a difference.
Like Geoffrey here.
He handles pressure
in a totally different way.
I heard my name mentioned.
Of course. It's my party.
No, actually, Geoffrey,
I was just starting to talk
about how you won the contest.
Right. Well, like I told you,
the door was never locked.
Do you want to
tell the professor
how you knew that?
A little luck, a
little ingenuity.
Uh...
I don't think so.
I don't have to
tell you anything.
I think you do.
Mr. Kramer...
We're talking about
physics here, not a game show.
Now I think you will tell me,
specifically, what
line of scientific inquiry
Led you to your results?
Hey, you all saw it.
The door was open, it
was an optical illusion.
He used that periscope.
That's right, he did.
That's exactly what he did.
But you had no
way of knowing that.
Geoffrey,
You opened the door, but
you never looked inside.
You never saw a periscope.
At least not this afternoon.
David won the barricade
contest, didn't he?
Mr. Kramer?
We'll go and find my son.
Yeah.
I told you all that hard
work was going to pay off.
He won.
He certainly couldn't
do that on drugs.
Professor, you're
not hearing me.
David needs help.
He is a kid who's
begging you to listen.
Nonsense, MacGyver.
Pressure turns coal
into diamonds, is that it?
Well, that's a physical
fact, MacGyver.
It can also crush it to dust.
In this part...
Oh, thank god!
I was just coming to get you.
Hurry.
David's on the phone.
He's barricaded himself
in the physics lab.
David, your father
and MacGyver are here.
They want to talk to you.
Oh, no, no, no...
What's happening, David?
David.
Hey, dad.
We're going to make
history over this one.
♪ Ryman and son ♪
♪ ryman and son, yeah! ♪
David...
David, you won the
barricade contest.
Oh, barricade contest, hell!
I built the barricade
to end all barricades.
David...
The whole physics lab...
I've got it wired.
I even outdid you, dad.
I built a bomb.
So how about it,
professor ryman?
Think we'll get
famous over this?
Oh, it's the ultimate, huh?
David, what do you say
you lighten up a little bit?
How about if I come over
there and we talk about it?
Oh, will you bring a six-pack?
Oh, you know me.
Carrot juice is about
as heavy as I get.
What do you say?
No go, MacGyver.
This lab is for rymans only.
Rymans only.
I'll be there in five minutes.
David, please stop
the foolishness...
What does he mean,
he's wired the physics lab?
It's that whole thing
with his father, you know.
The great original barricade.
It won't be easy
to get in there.
Do you think this
bomb thing is for real?
There's only one
way to find out.
Listen, I'm finally
going to make
a big Mark on this campus,
professor ryman.
All over the campus.
David... David, not professor.
Please, David, I'm your father.
Since when?
Listen,
I'm going over there.
I want you two to
keep him talking.
- You're not my father.
- Keep him busy.
I'm going with you.
So, now he's got your attention?
What?
Are you saying this is my fault?
You're the one that
has the nobel prize.
You figure it out.
Yeah, you tell 'em, Janet!
All right, that's enough.
We've got to calm him down.
I want you to keep him talking.
Well, it's time for the
lesser of the ryman clan
to sign off.
Or should I say, sign out?
David, can we talk about this?
Oh, talk, talk, talk.
How come all of a sudden
everyone wants to talk?
You know,
if he really has built a bomb,
this whole campus is in danger.
Why? What do you mean?
Plutonium. Nuclear physics
is in the lab above mine.
David, it doesn't
have to be like this.
It's too late.
No time.
What's he done?
David?
David!
Good evening, professor ryman.
Are you all right?
Oh, yes, I think so.
See what happens
When you try and get too close?
You get hurt.
Janet, I got to go.
If you hear a loud bang,
It was just me saying good-bye.
David? David, wait.
Talk to me!
David, pick up the phone!
he's wired a motion detector
to some high
voltage power source.
If we get too close...
We're toast.
Ingenious. Damn it.
We're
going to have to blindside
that detector somehow.
Keep him busy.
David.
David, we have to talk.
Oh, you want to talk?
That's a joke.
Talk about what?
Anything you say.
Okay.
How about the swim meet
you never showed up at?
Or what about the
Christmas presents
mom used to buy me
and sign your name to?
I was busy.
Oh yeah, right, busy.
When's my birthday?
What do you mean?
I mean,
when's my birthday?
Uh... it's in may.
Your birthday's in may.
When in may?
Yours is march 11.
When's my birthday?!
You don't know, do you?
Uh, the 24th of may.
June 6.
You lose.
David, David, if that
bomb is detonated,
It's going to injure uh,
more than just you and me.
Knock, knock.
Who's there? Ryman and son.
Professor ryman
And professor son.
David!
There is plutonium in the
lab directly above this one.
If you have a bomb, you could
contaminate the entire cam...
The whole area!
Plutonium?
You're lying.
No, it's the truth.
David, let us in.
David, what about
the other people?
What about Janet?
Janet...
Janet...
Hold it, hold it!
I got a way in.
What?
Acetic acid and ammonia.
Oh, very good.
Mix the gases, make a smoke
screen and blind the detector.
Go!
David!
He's still got a strong pulse.
Well, let's get him out of here.
Oh, wow.
You got an "a" on
this lab project, David.
Janet, you still there?
MacGyver, what's happening?
Janet, I want you
to call security.
Have them evacuate
the entire campus.
If this thing goes,
the nuclear physics
lab goes with it.
Do it now, Janet.
Oh, god.
MacGyver!
He's coming around.
Call the bomb squad.
There's no time.
We're the bomb squad.
David... oh, sit up, son.
Sit up.
Oh, god.
I'm sorry, son.
There's got to be a liter
of Nitroglycerin in here.
MacGyver, just get
David out of here.
I'll take care of the bomb.
Trust me, professor,
there's no time.
Besides, it's gonna
take two of us to do this.
I'm gonna need some tools. Uh...
Flat head screwdriver
and needle-nose pliers.
I've got that kind of
stuff here, in my desk.
Forgive me.
I'm a little bit nervous.
I'd be worried if you weren't.
Wire cutters.
No, no, he's built
A collapsing circuit.
Cut a wire and she blows.
How has he triggered it?
It's a Mercury switch.
That glob of Mercury
touches any of
the exposed wires,
The bomb goes off.
Yeah, and the timer
is set to tilt the dish
with the Mercury.
Four and a half minutes.
Yeah, we've got to get
inside and stop that timer.
Wait a minute! Stop!
He's got the screws wired.
No way to disarm this bomb.
Professor, we're going to
have to contain the blast.
That's the only way we're gonna
save the nuclear physics lab.
Contain?
The elevator.
We can get it to
the sub-basement.
Well how do you move
it with a Mercury switch?
Sir, you once said, "there's
no problem without a solution."
Liquid nitrogen.
Freeze the Mercury.
That's worth a try.
I'll get the elevator.
No good. It won't freeze.
That Mercury's too
far down in there.
Well, we still got to get
this bomb to the elevator.
MacGyver, it's over 20 yards.
David.
David!
How do we disarm the bomb?
Can't.
Got to get out.
Professor, we got to move it.
How?
Very carefully.
Give me a hand here.
There's got to be a better way.
If you come up
with it, let me know.
Ready?
All right.
Easy, professor.
A minute fifteen.
All right, watch it here.
No! No.
Oh, god.
55 seconds.
We got to defuse it.
I can't even begin to think
under this kind of pressure.
Pressure. That's it!
What?
Gas pressure.
If I can heat that switch...
I can bust it wide open.
I'm not sure I understand.
We need to get these
wires between the panels.
Pry open the lid.
If I can get these
wires hot enough,
it'll cook the Mercury.
And heat it to a gaseous state.
Of course. 20 seconds.
Come on.
You're gonna
be all right, David.
You're gonna be fine.
The bomb...
The bomb squad's
taken care of it.
Oh, dad, I'm sorry.
David, please.
Don't talk. Be quiet.
Let's go.
David!
He's gonna be all right.
But it's gonna take time.
Oh, I'll make the time.
Oh, MacGyver.
Thank you.
let it be known that
the annual fizzics follies
Has been fractioned
to the final four finalists.
The great,
Just ask him, Geoffrey Kramer.
Geoffrey!
the beautiful, in both brain
and body, Hillary Chapman.
All right, Hillary!
You get my vote!
The prodigal son
Of the great one
himself, David ryman.
All right, David!
You can do it. You can do it.
!
And last, but
certainly not least,
uh, this year's cinch winner
With the best barricade since
the great wall of China... me.
Thank you...
Thank you.
We love you, guy.
All right.
Good luck, everybody.
See you later.
MacGyver!
Bye.
Hey, MacGyver!
Dad told me you were coming
to judge the barricade contest.
Yeah, it's kinda tough to
refuse a request from your dad.
How you doing, David?
Oh, pretty good.
You sure haven't changed much.
That's the same jacket
you had ten years ago, isn't it?
Yeah, I'm kind
of attached to it.
Listen, congratulations.
I hear you're one
of the finalists.
Following ryman family
tradition right down the line.
Now all I got to do is win.
Yeah, but don't worry. With you
Here as referee, the fix is in.
- Sure it is.!
- Look, I got to go
Pick something up before class.
You heading over to
check in with the great one?
Yep.
Okay, I'll catch you there.
The fizzics
follies had been a tradition
At western tech
for almost 30 years.
The first winner of
the barricade contest
was my mentor, Julian ryman,
who had barricaded the lab
in the physics buildig
during his senior yea.
Ryman went on to becoe
A professor and a
nobel prize winner.
Not all of us were so brilliant.
Welcome back,
MacGyver.
Reflecting on past glories?
It does bring back
some memories.
How you doing, professor?
Oh, fine.
I continue to be a
little disappointed
When those who show a
shred of promise flee the fold.
There you are, MacGyver,
in the physics hall of fame.
But where are you, MacGyver?
Happy doing what I'm doing.
Oh, nonsense. You should
have stayed with physics.
I expanded my horizons,
went in other directions.
Ohh...
so you're looking
forward to seeing
your son's picture up
there along with yours?
I saw David outside.
How's he doing?
B's. He's getting
b's. A few a's.
That's not what I mean.
How is he doing?
Oh!
Fine.
Come and see the
next generation in action.
You can be depressed
along with me.
23.7 below.
Perfect.
Hi.
When I heard the rumor about
some nerdling breaking into
the RotC storage compound
and making off
with their Cannon,
I wondered, "where's David?"
Oh, vicious lies.
I didn't forget. Happy birthday.
Thanks.
It was yesterday.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You seem to say
that a lot lately.
Well, I guess I've had
a lot on my mind lately.
Like the barricade contest?
You didn't sleep again
last night, did you, David?
You look awful.
You're gonna kill yourself.
Well, the thought
crossed my mind.
Quit talking like that.
I'm kidding. Just kidding.
I got about 84.
- Here he comes.
- You did?
- Yeah.
- Oh, good.
Good afternoon, professor ryman.
Afternoon.
Uh... class.
I would like to introduce
to you Mr. MacGyver,
Who will be observing today.
Hi.
Hi.
Mr. MacGyver is a
former student here,
though of course, not in
your league. He was gifted.
Mr. MacGyver
is also the alumni referee
for the culmination of
the barricade contest,
So I know you're going to treat
him with deference and respect.
Ready your experiments
And I'll check them over.
You may not be able to tell
from some of the
constructions, MacGyver,
but the prodigies
are all focusing
on low-temperature physics...
Superconductors,
because, of course, that's
where all the big bucks are today.
Isn't that right,
my little geniuses?
Using argon.
Yes, sir.
How thin is your film?
I got it down to
four atomic layers.
That's impressive,
Mr. Kramer. Very impressive.
Thank you, sir.
Aw, now, look at this.
These results don't
make any sense.
Yeah, maybe you got a leak
In the plumbing here somewhere.
Yeah, you're
right, but I thought
I had it plugged yesterday.
Run the
mass spectrometer again.
Well, there it is.
Have you tried
silicone, or apiezon?
Silicone didn't work
and the stockroom's
out of apiezon.
Well, what you need
is something to stick
In the fracture that'll
expand as it freezes.
Like what?
Think... for a change.
Yeah, well I need
the materials, don't I?
Improvise, David.
With what?
MacGyver could fix it,
couldn't you, MacGyver?
Spit.
Sir?
Spit, spit, spit.
Nothing worse than a physicist
Stupefied by the obvious.
Don't let him get to you.
No sweat.
Wasn't that a little rough?
Physics is about
truth, not tact.
I was rough on you, too.
Yes, you were.
You were a tyrant,
but you humiliated David.
He's your son.
Nobody gonna give
him any points for that.
Oh, I should have seen it.
I'd been working
hours to plug that leak,
and my father does
it in three seconds.
Come on. He's been
doing physics his whole life.
Yeah, right, and
he's got a nobel prize.
But you've got me.
Oh, he'll take notice
When I win the
barricade contest.
David, that contest
is not the whole world.
Oh, I'm gonna win,
and I'm gonna get my picture
Up on that wall next to his.
You want to see it?
You want to see my barricade?
You're kidding.
You mean you're going to share
the best-kept secret
on this campus?
I'm honored. I'm
flattered, i'm...
Hey, this is a
limited-time offer.
Lead on.
I've been waiting months
to see your barricade, David.
Bizarre, David. Really bizarre.
Hey, are you hiding
another woman back there?
Hey, hey, don't look back there!
David, I've never seen
you so jumpy.
Look, if you don't
want to show it to me,
I can wait till tomorrow.
No, no, it's
just I want you to try
And figure it out first, okay?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Just wait till you see this.
A garage-door opener.
Oh, you ain't seen nothing yet.
A miniature!
That's incredible!
No wonder it's been
taking you so long.
Aw, the true genius is the way
the miniature works.
You mean it actually
opens and closes?
Yeah. Just like the real thing.
Okay... step one.
You're here to
bust my barricade.
What's the first thing you do?
Look through the peephole.
What do you see?
I see a room and the
garage door opener.
Right.
But now...
A periscope over the peephole.
The plot thickens.
Now what are you doing?
I'm lining up the
model of this room
with the periscope,
so, if you're looking
through the peephole,
now what do you see?
I see the same thing.
I see what looks like the room,
but I'm really looking
at the miniature.
Door locked?
Door locked.
Okay. What does
A brilliant barricade
buster do next?
I dig up a scanner to
locate the frequency
Your remote operates on.
Excellent. Excellent.
Now, assuming you find it?
Push the button...
And the miniature opens.
Right. And at the same time
that's happening,
the big motor turns,
and the real one closes. Look.
You mean the door is open
The whole time they're
trying to figure it out?
Uh-huh. And when
they solve the problem,
the solution creates
the barricade.
Well, what do you think?
It's brilliant.
Worthy of the ryman name?
Oh, more than
worthy. You're wonderful.
Oh, I can't wait to see the look
On my father's face
when I win tomorrow.
Neither can I.
David...
You promised me
you were off this stuff.
Uh, yeah, I-I know.
When I, when I
finish this thing.
No, David, you promised!
Why don't you just lay off?
Give them to me.
Why don't you just
get out of here, okay?
Leave me alone. No!
I'm not gonna let
you kill yourself
Over some stupid contest.
Janet!
Janet! Wait a minute!
All right, you all
know the rules.
As each door is opened,
the occupant of that
room is eliminated.
But please, use your
wits; No heavy machinery.
The builder of the last
remaining barricade
is the winner.
Oh, and do remember...
Einstein never won
a barricade contest.
Good luck, Geoffrey.
Uh, Janet,
I tried calling you last night,
but you weren't home.
Yes, I was.
I just didn't know what to say.
But I'm really sorry.
David?
You waiting for an
engraved invitation?
Go win your contest, David.
I'll talk to you later.
Yeah.
What's the matter?
You seem worried.
You saw him. He's a wreck.
The others started
working on their barricade
Maybe a week or two ago.
David's devoted his
life to it for months.
- Why?
- To win.
To show his father he's
cut of the ryman cloth.
What does the
professor think about this?
Are you kidding?
He can't see past his own ego.
He has no idea what
he's doing to his own son.
I mean, it's no wonder
David's taking...
Taking what?
Nothing.
Janet...
Is David taking drugs?
It's all the time now.
He's moody, he doesn't eat,
he never sleeps.
And he jokes
about killing himself,
and I can't tell if
he's serious or not.
Janet, if you care about him,
it's something you
got to deal with.
It's not just gonna go away.
I've got to talk to him.
No! No, please.
You can't lay this on him now.
Just wait a couple of
hours till after the contest,
and then we'll both
talk to him, okay?
All right.
Okay. Geoffrey Kramer starts
out with Aaron Turner's door.
Aaron, you want to
set up the problem?
I'd love to.
We have, uh, 12 dead bolt locks.
Some of the keys
you turn this way
And it locks or unlocks.
Some of the keys
you turn this way,
and it locks or unlocks.
All Geoffrey has to do
is, uh, get all 12
unlocked at the same time.
Try to be a good loser, Jeffy.
simply stated, the
barricade presents
A possibility of 4,096
different key combinations.
Hmm, well, at least you've
got that much figured out, Jeffy.
Difficult, but not impossible.
All right, next.
David, you get Hillary's door.
Okay. Unlike Aaron,
my barricade works
from inside the room.
Have a look, David.
What David sees is a balance
scale holding two vessels.
One filled with a
fine French chablis,
the other with
ordinary tap water.
The object is to tip the
scale in either direction,
completing the electrical
circuit to unlock the door.
Thank you.
David, your turn.
Well, mine is a
mechanical barricade.
Now, empirical observation,
an analytical mind,
and some common
sense should get it open.
How long it'll take?
Well, that's another question.
Oh, it looks like a
garage door opener.
Interesting. I'm looking forward
To solving this
one myself, Hillary.
But do your best anyway.
Mr. Kramer,
Your turn.
Mr. MacGyver,
Professor ryman, fellow
competitors, observe.
A time lock
ticking down to
the grand opening
Of this room tomorrow
morning at 9:00 A.M.
Hey, the rules say
there's got to be a way in,
Besides using a sledgehammer.
Oh, there is.
One just has to be
bright enough to find it.
All right, you all
have the set-up.
Four doors, four finalists.
You have your assignments, so...
So, let the games begin.
Professor, you know
David's been
knocking himself out
To make his barricade
as famous as yours.
Really? Oh, I'm
happy to hear that.
It's put a lot of
pressure on him.
Pressure, MacGyver, is
what turns coal into diamonds.
All I have to do is find
the right frequency,
And you have yourself
a winner, MacGyver.
Well give it a shot,
Hillary. Come on.
Will you plug that in for me?
Oh, sure.
I'm afraid young Aaron
is, uh, on the wrong track.
Well, from the looks of all the
equipment they just brought in,
I'd say we have a
contest on our hands.
Trying to run all 4,096
different combinations
at an average of
ten seconds per try,
would take me
more than 12 hours.
So, using these iron
filings and a magnet,
I'm going to
magnetize each lock,
and provide a visual reference
as to whether the
bolt is open or closed.
Ah.
This one's closed,
as you can see.
Now it's open.
Very clever.
Everything between the two
Poles of this magnet is magnetized.
Wherever a lock bolt is
closed, the iron filings will stick.
Two more are locked.
Nice work.
Now they're open.
Excellent analysis, Mr. Kramer.
Thank you, sir. I take
pride in my creativity.
I think he's got it.
I think he's got it.
Give me a hand over here.
Come on, Aaron. You can do it.
Geoffrey's moving
along pretty fast.
Check out, David.
Whoa.
Hey, I did it!
All right.
As did I.
Well.
Hillary, looks like
we finally have
something in common.
All right, everyone,
we have our finalists.
And may the
better physicist win.
And we know who
that is, don't we?
How's Geoffrey doing?
Not even close.
Oh, good.
Hey, everyone, I built
a frequency converter!
Oh, that's great.
He hypes the electric frequency
and the clock goes faster.
I do believe he's going to win.
Don't be so sure.
I think I got it.
I found the frequency.
Very clever, David.
The garage door opener has
nothing to do with it, does it?
Come on, David.
This is your chance.
Okay, come on! Come on! Come on.
All right, it's working!
All right, David!
I'm gonna win! I'm gonna win!
Come on, 9:00! Come on!
Come on, 9:00!
5:15...
Oh, 6:00.
Come on.
6:15,
6:30,
6:45,
7:00!
Look at that! It's gonna work.
David!
7:30.
I got it!
What?
It's all an illusion.
The door isn't locked at all!
Let's congratulate the winner.
Very well done,
Mr. Kramer. Well done.
Ten more seconds...
Congratulations, Geoffrey.
Hey, I'm sorry.
David, you came in second.
You did great.
Now, come on. Get
some perspective.
You know, I used to
get mad at my father
For not believing in me.
But he's right.
I am a loser.
Who's gonna buy
me the first drink?
Not me! Not me!
I will, Geoffrey. Let's go.
Will I see you
later at the party?
Yes.
Come on, Hillary.
All right, Hillary!
Tony!
Excuse me.
Have you seen David, MacGyver?
No sir, I haven't,
But I would like to
talk to you about him.
I hope he's not staying
away because he lost.
That's hardly the ryman way.
What's that, staying away...
Or losing?
Sir,
Would you please join me?
Professor, I think there's
something going on
With David that
you are not aware of.
Oh, what's that?
Pressure.
Possible burnout.
Every student on this
campus, Mr. MacGyver,
is pushed to his
limits, you know that.
Maybe for David it's too much.
Janet says he doesn't sleep.
He overreacts to things,
like this contest.
And, professor,
he's taking speed
to stay up for things.
Speed?
My son... drugs?
Yes, sir.
David needs help.
No, I'm sorry. I'm
sorry, MacGyver.
I don't believe that.
Not any of it.
No, sir, you don't, do you?
You don't see any of it.
But there's a difference.
Like Geoffrey here.
He handles pressure
in a totally different way.
I heard my name mentioned.
Of course. It's my party.
No, actually, Geoffrey,
I was just starting to talk
about how you won the contest.
Right. Well, like I told you,
the door was never locked.
Do you want to
tell the professor
how you knew that?
A little luck, a
little ingenuity.
Uh...
I don't think so.
I don't have to
tell you anything.
I think you do.
Mr. Kramer...
We're talking about
physics here, not a game show.
Now I think you will tell me,
specifically, what
line of scientific inquiry
Led you to your results?
Hey, you all saw it.
The door was open, it
was an optical illusion.
He used that periscope.
That's right, he did.
That's exactly what he did.
But you had no
way of knowing that.
Geoffrey,
You opened the door, but
you never looked inside.
You never saw a periscope.
At least not this afternoon.
David won the barricade
contest, didn't he?
Mr. Kramer?
We'll go and find my son.
Yeah.
I told you all that hard
work was going to pay off.
He won.
He certainly couldn't
do that on drugs.
Professor, you're
not hearing me.
David needs help.
He is a kid who's
begging you to listen.
Nonsense, MacGyver.
Pressure turns coal
into diamonds, is that it?
Well, that's a physical
fact, MacGyver.
It can also crush it to dust.
In this part...
Oh, thank god!
I was just coming to get you.
Hurry.
David's on the phone.
He's barricaded himself
in the physics lab.
David, your father
and MacGyver are here.
They want to talk to you.
Oh, no, no, no...
What's happening, David?
David.
Hey, dad.
We're going to make
history over this one.
♪ Ryman and son ♪
♪ ryman and son, yeah! ♪
David...
David, you won the
barricade contest.
Oh, barricade contest, hell!
I built the barricade
to end all barricades.
David...
The whole physics lab...
I've got it wired.
I even outdid you, dad.
I built a bomb.
So how about it,
professor ryman?
Think we'll get
famous over this?
Oh, it's the ultimate, huh?
David, what do you say
you lighten up a little bit?
How about if I come over
there and we talk about it?
Oh, will you bring a six-pack?
Oh, you know me.
Carrot juice is about
as heavy as I get.
What do you say?
No go, MacGyver.
This lab is for rymans only.
Rymans only.
I'll be there in five minutes.
David, please stop
the foolishness...
What does he mean,
he's wired the physics lab?
It's that whole thing
with his father, you know.
The great original barricade.
It won't be easy
to get in there.
Do you think this
bomb thing is for real?
There's only one
way to find out.
Listen, I'm finally
going to make
a big Mark on this campus,
professor ryman.
All over the campus.
David... David, not professor.
Please, David, I'm your father.
Since when?
Listen,
I'm going over there.
I want you two to
keep him talking.
- You're not my father.
- Keep him busy.
I'm going with you.
So, now he's got your attention?
What?
Are you saying this is my fault?
You're the one that
has the nobel prize.
You figure it out.
Yeah, you tell 'em, Janet!
All right, that's enough.
We've got to calm him down.
I want you to keep him talking.
Well, it's time for the
lesser of the ryman clan
to sign off.
Or should I say, sign out?
David, can we talk about this?
Oh, talk, talk, talk.
How come all of a sudden
everyone wants to talk?
You know,
if he really has built a bomb,
this whole campus is in danger.
Why? What do you mean?
Plutonium. Nuclear physics
is in the lab above mine.
David, it doesn't
have to be like this.
It's too late.
No time.
What's he done?
David?
David!
Good evening, professor ryman.
Are you all right?
Oh, yes, I think so.
See what happens
When you try and get too close?
You get hurt.
Janet, I got to go.
If you hear a loud bang,
It was just me saying good-bye.
David? David, wait.
Talk to me!
David, pick up the phone!
he's wired a motion detector
to some high
voltage power source.
If we get too close...
We're toast.
Ingenious. Damn it.
We're
going to have to blindside
that detector somehow.
Keep him busy.
David.
David, we have to talk.
Oh, you want to talk?
That's a joke.
Talk about what?
Anything you say.
Okay.
How about the swim meet
you never showed up at?
Or what about the
Christmas presents
mom used to buy me
and sign your name to?
I was busy.
Oh yeah, right, busy.
When's my birthday?
What do you mean?
I mean,
when's my birthday?
Uh... it's in may.
Your birthday's in may.
When in may?
Yours is march 11.
When's my birthday?!
You don't know, do you?
Uh, the 24th of may.
June 6.
You lose.
David, David, if that
bomb is detonated,
It's going to injure uh,
more than just you and me.
Knock, knock.
Who's there? Ryman and son.
Professor ryman
And professor son.
David!
There is plutonium in the
lab directly above this one.
If you have a bomb, you could
contaminate the entire cam...
The whole area!
Plutonium?
You're lying.
No, it's the truth.
David, let us in.
David, what about
the other people?
What about Janet?
Janet...
Janet...
Hold it, hold it!
I got a way in.
What?
Acetic acid and ammonia.
Oh, very good.
Mix the gases, make a smoke
screen and blind the detector.
Go!
David!
He's still got a strong pulse.
Well, let's get him out of here.
Oh, wow.
You got an "a" on
this lab project, David.
Janet, you still there?
MacGyver, what's happening?
Janet, I want you
to call security.
Have them evacuate
the entire campus.
If this thing goes,
the nuclear physics
lab goes with it.
Do it now, Janet.
Oh, god.
MacGyver!
He's coming around.
Call the bomb squad.
There's no time.
We're the bomb squad.
David... oh, sit up, son.
Sit up.
Oh, god.
I'm sorry, son.
There's got to be a liter
of Nitroglycerin in here.
MacGyver, just get
David out of here.
I'll take care of the bomb.
Trust me, professor,
there's no time.
Besides, it's gonna
take two of us to do this.
I'm gonna need some tools. Uh...
Flat head screwdriver
and needle-nose pliers.
I've got that kind of
stuff here, in my desk.
Forgive me.
I'm a little bit nervous.
I'd be worried if you weren't.
Wire cutters.
No, no, he's built
A collapsing circuit.
Cut a wire and she blows.
How has he triggered it?
It's a Mercury switch.
That glob of Mercury
touches any of
the exposed wires,
The bomb goes off.
Yeah, and the timer
is set to tilt the dish
with the Mercury.
Four and a half minutes.
Yeah, we've got to get
inside and stop that timer.
Wait a minute! Stop!
He's got the screws wired.
No way to disarm this bomb.
Professor, we're going to
have to contain the blast.
That's the only way we're gonna
save the nuclear physics lab.
Contain?
The elevator.
We can get it to
the sub-basement.
Well how do you move
it with a Mercury switch?
Sir, you once said, "there's
no problem without a solution."
Liquid nitrogen.
Freeze the Mercury.
That's worth a try.
I'll get the elevator.
No good. It won't freeze.
That Mercury's too
far down in there.
Well, we still got to get
this bomb to the elevator.
MacGyver, it's over 20 yards.
David.
David!
How do we disarm the bomb?
Can't.
Got to get out.
Professor, we got to move it.
How?
Very carefully.
Give me a hand here.
There's got to be a better way.
If you come up
with it, let me know.
Ready?
All right.
Easy, professor.
A minute fifteen.
All right, watch it here.
No! No.
Oh, god.
55 seconds.
We got to defuse it.
I can't even begin to think
under this kind of pressure.
Pressure. That's it!
What?
Gas pressure.
If I can heat that switch...
I can bust it wide open.
I'm not sure I understand.
We need to get these
wires between the panels.
Pry open the lid.
If I can get these
wires hot enough,
it'll cook the Mercury.
And heat it to a gaseous state.
Of course. 20 seconds.
Come on.
You're gonna
be all right, David.
You're gonna be fine.
The bomb...
The bomb squad's
taken care of it.
Oh, dad, I'm sorry.
David, please.
Don't talk. Be quiet.
Let's go.
David!
He's gonna be all right.
But it's gonna take time.
Oh, I'll make the time.
Oh, MacGyver.
Thank you.