MacGyver (2016–…): Season 3, Episode 2 - Bravo Lead + Loyalty + Friendship - full transcript

- [narrator] Previously on MacGyver...
- [Jill] Hello?

- Jill?
- Hey, Mac. What's going on?

[sighs] I just got a phone
delivered with your number.

Where are you?

- Heard you've been looking for me.
- [screams]

- [crashing]
- Jill?

I'm sorry. Jill is
unavailable right now.

Can I just say how good
it is to hear your voice?

I really do hope we can see
each other before you leave again.

♪ What you leave behind ♪

♪ Never leaves you ♪



♪ It never really leaves you ♪

[MacGyver] Matty?

I should have protected her.

There's nothing
you could've done.

I know.

And that's what hurts the most.

♪ All that you
carry, carries you ♪

I brought Jill into the Phoenix.

I recruited her
straight out of college.

You know, she turned
me down for this job?

Twice.

But I convinced her
that her place was here.

Because I saw something
so special in her.

I saw such a
bright future for her.



And now Murdoc has
taken all of that away.

Jill was like a daughter to me.

She was one of the most idealistic
and determined people I had ever known.

I'd like to say
something at her funeral,

I just... I don't know what.

♪ Is keep our head our head up ♪

♪ Just keep our head up ♪

How about you start with that?

[door opens]

[Matty] Mac?

I want to find him.

We want the same thing, Mac,
but there's no predicting Murdoc.

He could be anywhere
in the world by now.

Tell Oversight I'll rejoin the
Phoenix, on one condition:

I want access to every
resource this agency has.

I'm gonna use them
to hunt down Murdoc.

[man] South of the border.

I'm still not in hell.

[laughs]

- I'll be damned. Ryan Thorpe.
- In the flesh.

- Ooh, been too long, baby.
- Ten years.

Yeah, well, you look
great. I like the new wheels.

- Thanks.
- Yeah.

- You okay?
- Oh. Not really.

But it's nothing we can't talk
about over a couple beers. Come on.

The beers will
have to wait, Jack.

I need your help. Caleb
Worthy's in trouble.

[Worthy] My
picture's everywhere.

I had to flee the
city into the hills.

I'm sending my
coordinates with this video.

If any of you guys are
listening... Jungle Book.

Worthy sent me that
video 42 minutes ago.

Sent it my old e-mail,
the one from Delta days.

Soon as I saw it, I got in
the car, came right to you.

How in the hell did Worthy go
get himself in this kind of trouble?

He was on a contracting
job down in Honduras.

Apparently, a group of insurgents
had been bombing railroad depots,

and the crew Worthy hooked up
with was hired to protect the tracks.

Only, Worthy was caught on video

setting up an IED
seconds before it went off.

No, that's got to be
some kind of mistake.

Worthy's no terrorist.
The kid's a war hero.

Yeah. Well, we know that, but
the Honduran government does not.

They've ordered
him shot on sight.

Jungle Book, huh? Those are
two words I never wanted to hear.

- That's a call to action, right there.
- No kidding.

If he's bringing
up our old oath,

that means he thinks he's
not coming back home.

Oh, he's coming home. Hey,
listen, Ryan, I am so sorry

I haven't been to see
you since we all got back...

I could've picked
up a phone, too.

After everything we
all went through...

who needs the memories?

So can't the State
Department or the DoD

- help us out with this one?
- No.

He wasn't working with the
US government on this one,

so they're not gonna
be any help at all.

And now that he's
been labeled a terrorist,

the State Department
won't touch him.

Jack, Worthy's only hope
of surviving this is you.

Not sure what's more unsettling, us
being late to a meeting Matty called,

or Matty being late to
a meeting Matty called.

I'm not late, Bozer. I've
been waiting for you guys.

Matty, what are
you doing in D.C.?

Does this have to do
with finding Murdoc?

- I wish. Had a meeting on the Hill.
- The in-person kind, apparently.

That's correct, Riley.

And before you start digging
for more info, that's all I can say.

So swallow your questions, Bozer,
and let me explain why you're here.

I'm taking the
training wheels off.

It's time to let the Teen
Titans loose on their own op.

- I'm Raven.
- Starfire.

- Beast Boy.
- Beast Boy.

Okay, you two got this
psychic connection thing going.

It's really creepy, and I
don't watch Teen Titans

- 'cause I don't watch cartoons.
- Really?

Wait, is being Beast Boy bad?

[Matty] Not bad,
Bozer, just annoying.

Which is actually
perfect, because right now,

you're really annoying me.

So if you don't mind, I'd
like to get this briefing started.

I don't, if, uh, Maven
and Firestarter don't mind.

- Raven and Starfire.
- Raven and Starfire.

Oh, whatever. Matty,
you were saying?

Meet Terry Penn. Known in
the underworld as a "connector."

Let's say you're a terrorist

from the East Turkestan
Liberation Organization in China

and you want to reach
out to the Italian Mafia

to hide one of your guys
in Paterson, New Jersey.

How would you do
that? You'd contact Penn.

So he's like a scumbag LinkedIn?

[Matty] Exactly. Phoenix
just intercepted chatter

that Penn is gonna be in
LA later today for a meeting.

But something must
have spooked him,

because he just cashed out
a bunch of offshore accounts,

and chartered a plane to
get him out of the country

just three hours
after he arrives.

My guess is he's about
to go off the grid for good.

Which leads me
to your assignment:

with all the people that
Penn knows, his cell phone

is a veritable who's
who of the underworld.

Huge get for law enforcement.

And you want to be the
one doing the getting.

So... what's the play? We put
Riley in position and she hacks it?

I hope that isn't
your plan, Matty.

His phone's got no
USB or headphone jack.

It runs a propriety O.S.,
it's got end-to-end encryption

built into all apps.

It'd be almost impossible
to get behind, even for me.

[Matty] Which is why
you're not gonna hack it.

You're gonna steal it.

Nice. A little grand
theft cell phone.

So where's this heist going
down? In his fancy hotel room?

- Or are we hitting him in transit?
- Neither, Beast Boy.

You guys are gonna
intercept Penn here.

Whoa, that... that's
the Sparkman house.

- The who-man house?
- The Sparkman house.

Sparkman's this crooked internet
mogul who made a fortune mining Bitcoin.

His place in the Hollywood Hills
is the place for the hottest parties.

[Matty] Hot parties that a
lot of shady people attend.

Riley, Leanna, you're to
go to the party as guests,

get close to Penn, shadow him

and then look for an
opportunity to steal his phone.

And what am I doing?

You're gonna outfit Riley
and Leanna for the op,

and then you're gonna help
run the war room. And remember:

this might be one of the
hottest parties in town,

but it's also one of
the most dangerous.

With Penn in attendance,

that means a lot of very violent
men and women will be there as well.

So be ready.

[phone buzzing]

- Thanks for calling me back, Steve.
- Jack, it's Mac.

- Who's Steve?
- Oh, hey. Hey, Mac.

Uh, Steve is my
financial advisor.

We're just doing the biannual
check-in on the state of my 401K.

Dude, you spend every dollar
you make almost in real time.

- What's actually going on?
- I got to go, Mac. I'm sorry.

Money never sleeps, dude.

Stevie, did you got my message?

Yeah, yeah. Just increase the
credit line on all my cards, okay?

Max them out, ASAP.
Don't ask, just do it.

[engine stops]

- What's up?
- [shouts]

Whoa! [grunts]

Don't ever do that again, man.

Oh, you almost gave
me a heart attack. Huh?

Popping out of
thin air like that?

That was some Matty-level
Houdini stuff right there.

It was, it was kind of nice.

Wait a minute. She
isn't here, too, is she?

- Matty?
- No. It's just me.

Oh. Okay, good.

Look, after our phone
call, I got a little concerned,

and after tracing
your phone didn't work,

I called Riley, asked for a favor, she
looked into "Steve the financial guy."

Uh-huh.

You drained your bank accounts,
you maxed out all your credit cards.

You're lying to
borrow the Phoenix jet.

- What is going on?
- Nothing.

Why can't you look me in
the eye and tell me that?

A friend of mine's in
trouble. Okay, Mac?

Okay? A man who saved my
life is about to lose his, okay?

Yeah, okay, well, you
could've told me that.

Yeah, I could've, but I don't
know where you stand, man.

What is that supposed to mean?

It means you left, then you're
back. Then you left, again.

All right. Yeah, yeah,
yeah. You're right.

But I'm here now.

In fact, that's why I
was calling you earlier.

- I asked Matty to reinstate me.
- Really?

Yeah.

What happened to you going
back to Nigeria and Nasha and...

Yeah, I know. Nasha
and I are gonna figure out

the long distance thing
for a while, but I'm back,

so anything you're
doing, I'm going with you.

We'll ask Matty for help.

- Nah, nah, she can't do anything.
- Hey, man, if your buddy's in trouble,

I'm sure she'd
be willing to help.

- She can't help.
- And why not?

Because the US
government cut Worthy loose.

Wait a second, Worthy,
from your old Delta unit?

Yeah, and no one's gonna
stick their neck out for him.

No one but me. And
hopefully my old Delta team.

That's why I need
the resources, so...

I got to bounce, dude. I
got some recruiting to do.

- You mean we got some recruiting to do.
- Now, Mac...

Hey, look, if Worthy's your
family, then he's my family, too.

If you've ever taught me anything,
it's that family is everything.

I didn't even think
you were listening.

[laughs] Let's go get 'em.

[Jack] Okay, kid, I'm almost in.

[Worthy] Roger, Jack.

Bravo 2, this is Bravo Lead.

Confirm assault
team in position.

Roger, Bravo Lead.
Bravo Team in position.

All right, gents, let's party.

And remember, flashes
only, please, no frags.

I don't want my bits and
pieces becoming, you know...

bits and pieces.

As soon as you confirm
the hostage location,

we'll join the party, Worthy,
you just keep watching our backs.

Hola.

Mi nombre es Jack.

[grunting]

Who the hell are you?!

My close friends call me six in
the center, up against the post.

It's a family name.

[gunfire, explosions]

[muffled shouting]

Okay, boys, grab the
hostages. Let's get out of here.

Bad news, bad news! Hey, hey.

These guys got
friends. A lot of friends.

[gunfire]

[sound echoes and fades]

Okay, so, did y'all find
anything out about Worthy?

[Riley] We did.

We have security
footage of Worthy

near a Honduran train station
right before the bombs exploded.

The video quality's not
great, but unfortunately,

what's on it is even worse.

No. No way.

Worthy would not do
something like that, trust me.

Okay, then what was he
doing with the device, Jack?

He was probably trying to
disarm the damn thing, Riley.

Yeah, but there's no way you
can tell that from the footage, Jack,

- the picture quality's garbage.
- Can't tell anything from that footage.

And while we're playing "Stump Jack,"
any idea what he was doing with this guy?

Let me see. That's Jacob Lawlor.

He's, uh, well decorated.

Now he's a freelance contractor.
Does a lot of work in the area.

Worthy was hired on Lawlor's crew
to protect the tracks, not blow 'em up.

Guys, I got to go.

I'll try and clean up this footage.
Maybe it'll give us some answers.

[Jack] Yep.

You really think you're gonna be
able to reassemble your old Delta unit?

Aren't those guys retired
for a long time now?

Trust me, dude, they're in.

I know it's been ten years
since our last OP in Bogota,

but once they see me,
they'll know what's up.

I think.

[sizzling]

All right...

Okay, how's it feel?

- Can you move in it?
- Mm-hmm. Yeah, it fits great.

- It's comfortable, too.
- Good.

I lined it with
ballistic mesh fabric,

then adjusted the cut for
maximum maneuverability.

- Mm. Sexy and functional.
- And I got more.

A little something from my nine
millimeter spring bag collection.

Oh, yeah, that's my type
of clutch. Great job, babe.

Ah, thanks. Well, I
can't take all the credit.

Mac designed the internal mechanism
right before he left for Nigeria.

Hey, how's the
phone coming, Riley?

Slowly. A convincing
fake takes time.

When I'm done, all
we'll have to worry about

is getting it close
enough to swap it out.

With Raven and Starfire in the field
and Batman running the war room,

what could go wrong?

Wait, are you... are you
saying you're Batman?

I mean, come on. I'm way
more Batman than Beast Boy.

So, are you changing your
character name, Bozer?

[snorts] Such a Beast Boy move.

You know how psyched I
was when Matty first hired you?

Hella psyched. But now that I see
that you two have become BFFs,

- I'm revising my opinion.
- Such a Beast Boy response.

- What? Huh?
- Pretty much.

Deacon lives the closest, so
we're, uh, we're picking him up first.

Yeah, you used to talk about
Deacon all the time. He was a...

Toughest SOB to ever wear
the patch, man. He's the real deal.

[Deacon] Julie, please
put that water pistol down.

I have asked you and asked you.
Now, come on, help me out here.

Joel, put your pants on, man.

Let's go. Let's saddle up. We got to
go. Come on, come on. Tie the shoe.

We got to go, please.
Help me out here.

- Deacon.
- Yes?

Dalton?

Hey, hey, not in the face. Not...
Julie, you are killing me today.

Are you kidding me, Joel?
Please, please stop that.

How you living, man?

Dalton, I heard a rumor
you're working for the CIA now.

- Any truth to that?
- Yeah, I left the Agency awhile back.

I, uh, work at a think tank now.

Oh, a think tank, huh?
What is he, the tank part?

[laughter]

Hey, uh... do you keep
in touch with Worthy?

Not as much as I
should have, man.

Any idea why he'd take
up this contracting work?

Yep. Money. His
kid needed surgery,

- It was expensive.
- Oh, man, you should've called me, bro.

- I would've helped.
- I know. I know you would've, Jack.

Anyway, surgery went
well, kid healed quick,

but it depleted his bankroll.

- So he took the job in Honduras?
- Yup.

Said he was gonna refill his
bank account. It'd be quick.

And then he was gonna
hang up his spurs for good,

but it's not the
way it went down.

That's why we're here, man.

We're going to get him and
you're coming with us. Let's go.

So, you see, Judy,

I thought it would really be
fun to get the guys together

- for a little, uh...
- Fishing trip.

Fishing trip. That's right.

No big deal, just some
typical male-bonding stuff.

Okay. I'll be back soon, darling.
Hunting trip will only be a few days.

Hunting. I thought
it was fishing.

It's both. It's one of those
package vacation deals.

Judy still hates you.

Ah, she's about as warm
as a stepmother's kiss.

You know, I thought
after ten years

she'd be over the whole
Jell-O incident, man.

- No.
- The what?

Yeah, our last harmony retreat,
there was some... Jell-O involved.

Okay. So next stop is
your demo guy, Fitzy Sheng.

I wonder what
Fitzy's been up to.

Oh, I don't know,
but whatever it is,

I'm sure it involves
really big explosions.

- Really?
- Yeah.

We're gonna get along.

It took me over a week
to build that bridge.

Poof. Gone in two seconds.

Life, huh?

Choo-choo train
philosophy fits you. I love it.

But now that we've seen that
and acted interested... You in?

[sighs] I promised Rachel
that this was gonna be

the biggest explosion
I made once I was out.

But if Worthy's in trouble,
I know she'll understand.

I'm in.

All right, then. One more.

Yeah, time to get the big boy.

Which is why we're here, Sid.

We need your help
bringing him home.

You in, big boy?

- [car horn honks]
- Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, sweetheart. Let's
move it. I got a thing.

- I'm in.
- Let's go.

I got to say, I'm amazed.

Every one of these guys put their life
on pause immediately to go save Worthy.

Yeah, well, Worthy's the only
reason these guys have a life to pause.

[indistinct yelling]

- [Jack] Thorpe, where you hit?
- My back.

- Let's go.
- I can't feel my legs.

- Go, go, go!
- I can't feel my legs.

Fire in the hole!

- South of the border...
- Still not in hell.

- Worthy... You're an animal.
- Just get me home, Jack.

You just got us
all home, brother.

You just got us all home.

Oh, my back.

[Fitzy] My shoulders
are killing me.

You must be Lawlor. Nice
to meet you. This is Mac.

Hey. I'm glad you called, Dalton.
Could use the extra manpower.

Honduran police have upped
their efforts to find Worthy.

Yeah, has he, uh,
reached out to you guys?

- No.
- [cell phone buzzing]

All right, come meet my fellas.

Hey, Riles. We just landed in
Honduras, meeting Worthy's old crew now.

[Riley] Mac, don't
give them any intel.

- What? Why?
- I wrote an image-processing algorithm

to clean up some of the
artifacts on the footage.

Part of it's been erased.

Good news, Caleb Worthy
didn't blow up the tracks.

Lawlor and his men did.

[Bozer] We checked
Lawlor's accounts.

Looks like he was taking
payments from the government

- and the insurgents.
- He was double-dipping,

taking money to protect
the tracks and blow them up.

Real great guy, that one.

Worthy must've figured
out what he was doing

and tried to stop
him, which means that

Lawlor doesn't want to save
Worthy, he wants to silence him.

Hey, we're rolling out.
Jack says you need a ride.

- Yup.
- Mac, we good?

- Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- We got a problem?

No, just some logistics.
Let's get out of here. All right.

All right, we're in this one.

Line up, boys, let's go.

[Deacon] I mean, I
didn't know what to say.

Dalton, crazy SOB, looks
up, says to the shepherd,

"How much for the whole herd?"

- [laughter]
- [bleating]

Jack, top five
Bruce Willis movies?

Excellent question. You know,
I could break BW's catalogue

into four main periods,
really, I mean, you got your...

Die Hard 2 is one of
them, though, right?

It is great, but I don't
know if it's top five.

But you remember the plot?

- Mm-hmm.
- See...

Specifically the part about
the soldiers that Bruce meets?

Who are you?

I know the plot to every single
Bruce Willis movie ever made.

Who do you think
you're talking to?

[clears throat]

I don't think they're slowing
down to let us go pee.

Uh, hey, fellas,
um... [bleating]

[laughter]

You, uh, remember Cambodia?

[Deacon] Come on, Fitzy, hurry.

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

- How'd you know?
- [chuckles] Die Hard 2, baby!

Man, I haven't felt this
sore since Kandahar.

What? Munoz, you slept
through damn near half that op.

I wasn't sleeping, Fitzy, a frag
blew me headfirst into a wall.

- Yeah, I was unconscious.
- Call it what you want.

- Yo, how much further to Worthy?
- Yeah, let me check my phone.

Oh, ha, ha, very funny.
Who took my phone?

Oh, you cannot be serious.
Oh, please tell me you're kidding.

I must've lost my phone when we
were running from Lawlor's guys, man.

- Oh, we missed you, Dalton.
- Stand down.

I ain't... That phone...

- [both] Had Worthy's location on it.
- All right, we need transport, fast.

How'd I lose my phone?

Okay, I got an idea. Anyone
got their tags on them?

What are you doing?

Bypassing the ignition.

[engine starts]

We could've used
this kid back in the day.

All right, Jack, the
eye in the sky says

the road up ahead is
clear, free of hostiles. Over.

[Jack] Copy that, buddy.

Appreciate you having
our backs, that's for sure.

You know, just because
Lawlor found the phone,

it doesn't mean
he found the video.

No, Lawlor is a pro, man. I'm
telling you, he found the video. I...

I can't let anything
happen to Worthy.

What is it about Worthy? I've
never really seen you this...

He saved all of
our lives, for one.

The last time I saw Worthy,

we had just gotten back
from a tough rotation.

And if anybody knows what
I'm talking about, it's you.

It was a gruesome deployment,
you know what I mean?

I got home and
I couldn't adjust.

I mean, I... couldn't
even leave my house.

You know, my girlfriend at the time,
she bailed, she couldn't stand watching me

walk from tip to tail of
that house talking to myself,

crying all the time,
you know, nightmares.

I was in a dark
place. I was in a really,

really dark place,
and I couldn't turn it off.

[Worthy] What's up, Jack?

- Sup, man?
- Chillin'.

[laughs] What's
with the robe, dude?

[chuckles] Getting all,
uh, emotional on me?

No, man, I'm just, you
know, decompressing.

Oh, well, decompressing seems
kind of... [clears throat] depressing.

Brought you a pie. Blueberry
peach, from your favorite place, man.

So, um... what's up? Come on.

Why you living like a sullen
vampire? What's going on?

Wendy left me, Caleb.

Said she couldn't even
stand being around me.

Hey, hey, hey.

- It's her choice, man.
- Yeah.

- You got to respect that.
- Yeah.

Okay, but I'm sorry.

How's your head?

Lots not good.

[exhales] I've been there.

Hey, look, I wanted to, um...

I want you to be the first to
know that I am gonna get out.

Why would you do something like that?
You have two years before you make major.

Yeah, but, see, um, in two years, uh,
my kid is gonna be, like, one-and-a-half,

- so...
- Your kid?

[chuckles]

Olivia's pregnant. [laughs]

Come here.

Congratulations.
I'm so happy for you.

There's gonna be, like, a
little one of me running around

- in a couple months, dude.
- Oh, you sure the world's ready for that?

[both] We gonna find out.

[laughing]

It's just, um...

The whole kid thing, it, um, it
gets you thinking, you know, it just...

I mean, that grenade in Bogotá, you
know, couple inches left or right and...

I'd never even find out
that my girl's pregnant.

I don't want Olivia telling our son
stories about a dad he never met.

I get it.

For now, I need you to
concentrate on yourself. Okay?

Each day, it's like a
little mission, okay?

Now, you string enough of those
little missions together, that's a life.

You got to keep making
yours count, man.

Okay.

You're the bravest man I know.

Don't waste it, all right?

[Jack] Worthy got me
off the couch that day.

After he left, I
rejoined the CIA.

One thing leads to
another, next thing you know,

I'm in the sandbox
meeting your scrawny ass.

[laughs]

He really... he saved
my life that day.

Fair enough.

♪ Baddest chick that I could
put in first place, first place ♪

♪ Yeah, you are
in first place... ♪

[Bozer] All right, ladies.

Now remember, you're
actresses hired to work this party.

Get in good with Penn
and steal his phone.

♪ If you not then you
can third-wheel it ♪

♪ That's the worst
place, we out in Cali... ♪

[Bozer] Your camera is online
and I've got a clean image.

Guys, I see Terry
Penn. Straight ahead.

Hi.

- I'm Roberta.
- I'm Lilian.

Great party, right?

- Actually, I'm looking for somebody.
- I'd say you found someone. Two someones.

Mm-hmm. [chuckles]

So what do you do?

[sighs]

Okay, the charm
offensive isn't working.

Maybe if you spill
something on his jacket, he'll...

[Riley sneezes]

Oh, my God, you're
freezing. She has the chills.

My audition. What am I gonna do?

She has this really big audition tomorrow,
huge, and if she gets sick, then...

Hey, do you think maybe
she could borrow your jacket?

Sure.

- Here you go.
- Thank you.

Mm-hmm.

So, did you say you were a
producer? You look like a producer.

Well, these are the
coordinates that Worthy sent.

I don't see anybody.

Maybe Lawlor didn't
find Worthy's video.

[gunfire]

Okay, that's it, gentlemen,
we're on, let's go!

I got eyes on Worthy.

[Deacon] So does Lawlor.

[Jack] You were right, Mac.
Lawlor's playing both sides.

[groaning]

This ain't good.

Uh, Riley, I think
you got a problem.

- What is it, Bozer?
- You got a four-man team

coming in the back, and I don't
think they're there for the cocktails.

Listen, we're government
agents. We know who you are.

Come with us if
you want to live.

Okay, let's party. Flanking
right: Cerveza, Fitzy, Lanier.

Show them what that
gun can do, big boy.

We'll come down main street,
clean it up and save Worthy. Hooah.

[all] Hooah.

- Hold on, hold on, hold on.
- Kid's got an idea.

- We are going to bring the noise.
- I knew I liked this kid.

Yeah, just don't bust out
your phone out around him.

See what I mean?

You ever put something back together
the way it was before you broke it?

Where's the fun in that? All right,
everyone, take some of these.

Put them in your ears.
You will need them.

How-how...

Just put them in
there, put them in there.

[shrill feedback whines]

[yells]

[yelling, groaning]

[yells]

Fall back! Fall back! Fall back!

- Hey, Worthy.
- Jack. Jack, what the hell is that sound?

That's the sound of salvation.

[Worthy groans]

It's a clean shot, through
and through. He'll be fine.

[grunts] Hell of
a reunion, fellas.

Save that for American
soil. Let's get out of here.

All right, let's go.

- Go, go, go.
- Go, go, go.

[Jack] Okay, Thorpe, we got Worthy.
We're on the move, but we're taking fire.

We need cover, fast. Fast.

Go west, young
man, three klicks,

I'm looking at some
kind of structure there.

[Jack] Copy that.
You're the man.

[tires screeching] [horn honks]

Okay, I got to ask. Why do your
friends back there want you dead?

So, I put a mafia don in contact
with a lady friend who I thought

moved stolen jewelry, but turned
out to be an undercover FBI agent.

And now the don is on trial,

and blaming me for the whole
mess. So, to thank me, he greenlit me.

If you're marked for death,
why show your face at a party?

'Cause a person who RSVP'd "yes"
to that party owes me almost 100K.

Money I really needed to
drop off the grid and stay off.

Well, look, you hand
over that phone of yours

and we'll make sure
you live through this.

[chuckles] I can't
give you my phone.

The only thing you got
that we want is that phone.

So give it up or get
the hell out the car.

- Leanna, slow down.
- [Penn] No, wait. What are you doing?

[tires screeching]

They'll kill me.

Fine. Fine, take it.

It's no good to me
anyway if I'm dead.

[Bozer] Riley, Leanna,

you're insane.
Brilliant, but insane.

All right, now,
follow my directions

and I'll get you to safety.
Take your next left, now.

[tires screeching]

[horn honking]

This must be the place
Thorpe was talking about.

I guess this is where Dalton's
Heroes make their last stand.

[tires screeching]

[Bozer] Okay, Leanna,
you're doing great.

Now take your next left
and then an immediate right.

[tires screeching]

[Penn] Ladies, what
the hell have you done?

[Riley] That's a good question.

- Bozer?
- Trust me, Riley. I got this.

We trust you, Boze. But whatever
you're planning, you need to do it now.

- [gun clicks]
- Get out, Penn. Now!

[grunting]

- [Leanna] Well played, Bozer.
- Ha, ha. Yes.

Not enough.

It never is, big boy, never is.

- Okay, so what's the plan?
- Fitzy, you got any det cord left?

Uh, yeah, uh, less than 20 feet.

That's not a lot, but
we can make it work.

- Make it work for what?
- Bangalore Torpedoes.

- You want to help me build some?
- Hell yeah.

You know what
this reminds me of.

- Cairo.
- Cairo?

Yeah, Cairo for me
and Mac was like, uh,

Djibouti for all of us, you know, the
grim reaper was in the neighborhood,

he just had the wrong address?

South of the border...

- [all] Still not in hell.
- That's right, still not in hell.

Guys, I want to thank you.

All of you. I'm sorry
I got you into this.

No. I'm sorry.

I should've told you to stick it

when you refused money
for your son's surgery.

[Jack] Hey, hey.

None of us are ever
alone as long as we don't

turn our backs on each other.

- Right.
- That's right.

Look, uh, you guys have
been through a lot together,

and I know I'm not
exactly part of the team,

but what do you say we show these
guys we're not going down without a fight?

[all] Hooah!

They're here.

Fitzy? Want to do the honors?

All right, boys.
Fire in the hole.

[yells]

That's it, I'm out.

- I'm out.
- I'm out, too.

[Lawlor] We have
them surrounded.

- Okay.
- [Lawlor] Move in.

This is it, boys.

Blood makes the grass grow.

- Let's go!
- Flank around!

[laughs]

[helicopters whirring]

[gunfire]

Get to the trees!

[MacGyver] That's
got to be Matty.

Nobody's got better timing.

[whooping]

[Jack] Well, sure it is.
She wants to make sure

we survive this so
she can chew us out.

[both laugh]

[Bozer] Hey, turn up. [laughs]

- [chuckles]
- So, look. I've given it some thought,

and if you want me to be
Beast Boy, I'll be Beast Boy.

Well, actually, we've
given it some thought, too.

Mm-hmm.

And it's cool if you want
to change your name.

- So I can be Batman?
- We were thinking more like Robin.

Robin? What?

- Yeah. Robin.
- Mm-hmm.

Oh, since we're changing names.

- Leanna, coin flip for Wonder Woman?
- Nah.

No, you can be Wonder Woman.
I'd rather be Catwoman, anyway.

- Catwoman.
- Oh, Catwoman! [yowls] Okay.

Can we go back to why I can't
be Batman? I want to be Batman.

- I am the Batman. Look at the voice.
- No, don't do that.

[Riley] That's why
you can't be Batman...

[laughter]

[MacGyver] Hey, who
wants some good news?

Yeah.

I just got word that the
Honduran government

has arrested Lawlor and his men.

And they've confessed to blowing
the tracks and framing Caleb Worthy.

[cheering]

Which reminds me, Worthy.
Next time you see an explosive

lying on the ground, why
don't you leave it to somebody

who knows what the hell
he's actually doing? All right?

[laughter]

I want to tell you
guys: I love you.

I'm grateful. You dropped
everything to pull my butt out of the fire.

- I'll never forget it.
- And, hey, listen...

I know, ten years ago,
we went our separate ways.

That... that happens.

Let's try not to let
that happen again.

Okay? It's too good
to see you guys.

- Mm-hmm.
- Keep each other countable.

Mm-hmm.

Maybe we should also
keep each other accountable.

- [Jack] Accountable.
- [laughter]

Accountable,
accounts receivable.

You get what I'm
saying, man, it's just...

I think that we should get
together at least twice a year.

Make a commitment.
Right here, right now.

'Cause this kind of bond,
it doesn't grow on trees.

- As a matter of fact, trees ain't...
- Dalton, I think we got your point.

- Twice a year, every year.
- Yeah, I'll stop there. All right.

What about the new
member of our group?

- Right?
- Yeah.

I mean, if you want in.

Hmm?

Uh... hell yeah.

- To Dalton's Heroes.
- [all] Dalton's Heroes.

Ooh, I like the sound of that.

Hey, hey, Mac. You got a sec?

Well, yeah.

This whole situation
has helped me realize

I shouldn't have waited ten
years to let those guys know

how I felt about
them, and, uh...

Well, I just, don't want to
make that same mistake twice.

I wanted you to know
I really appreciate you

always being there for me.

You're... a good dude, man. Huh?

Yeah... make it
official? There you go.

Hey... Likewise.

And, um, and not returning your
phone calls, that's messed up.

- It's not gonna happen again.
- Eh, don't worry about it. Just...

Let me know you're okay
next time. It'll take two seconds.

Will do.

[Matty] Hey, guys.

Hey, there she is.
Welcome to the party, girl.

I wanted to thank you for saving
everybody's bacon. You're...

Jack, you know how you
don't like to talk about Cairo?

- Yes, ma'am.
- Let's add Honduras to that list.

Yes, ma'am.

Where's the rest
of your boy band?

They're all outside. Come
out, so I can introduce you.

- Okay, I'll be out there in a second.
- All right.

- Open a cold one for me.
- Ooh, we gonna get loose tonight.

- I like it.
- Take...

- Let go of it, dude.
- Well, just...

Don't...

I'll grab you one.

You look happy right now.

Is that a problem?

[chuckles] Well, no,
I'm just wondering why.

Why? Maybe it's because
my best agent is back.

[laughs softly]

Thank you.

Welcome home, MacGyver.