MacGyver (2016–…): Season 2, Episode 7 - Duct Tape + Jack - full transcript

Hey, Mac, when we
jumped out of that plane,

I thought you said
you had a plan.

Surviving the jump was the plan.

Now we just need a new plan.

Hell yeah, we do.

'Cause it looks like we landed
on the forest moon of Endor.

It's not gonna be long
before the Ewoks pop out,

start trying to eat us.

For the thousandth time,
Ewoks don't eat people.

Want to bet?

Why do you think they made
that giant bonfire in Jedi, huh?



To roast marshmallows?

I'm telling you, man,

Chewie, Luke and Han
were on the menu, dude.

They weren't gonna eat 'em.

They were gonna
sacrifice them to C-3PO

because they
thought he was a god.

Sacrificing them and
cooking them's the same thing.

Uh-oh.

What?

Those aren't Ewoks.

No, they are not.

If I had to guess, I'd say those are
the pals of the Bosnian drug runners

whose org chart we
just stole off that plane.

Man...



Oh, no.

Oh. Huh. They
brought a chain saw.

Oh, how sweet.

If a tree falls in the woods,
you're hard of hearing.

I mean...

Can you hear it? Do you hear it?

Something about
hearing. What is it again?

While you figure it out, would
you hold onto that for me?

I need two hands.

Okay. Take it.

Did you just make
a Tarzan swing?

Technically, it's
a rope pendulum

made using fisherman
knots. Whatever.

Can I call it a Tarzan swing?

If it gets you on there,

you can call it
whatever you want.

Good.

♪ ♪

I'm thinking
ultramodern furniture

in the minimalist style

with a touch of Indiana Jones,

like overstuffed
leather pillows.

Oh, come on, Bozer.

You're giving Jack way too
much interior design credit.

I do agree with you
about the leather.

But, like, a ton of leather.

Like, if a Whitesnake concert

threw up on a condo.

Come on, Ri. Seriously.

Whitesnake? That's
what you think of me?

I mean, that is what
everyone thinks of you.

You wear a leather
cuff, like, all the time.

Even to formal occasions.

It has significant...
You know what?

If you guys don't
stop Jack bashing,

I'm just gonna uninvite
you all right now.

Oh, come on, Jack.
Don't be like that.

Bozer and I have
never been to your place.

We can't help but wonder

what chez Dalton
is like. Exactly.

We're just excited you
finally asked us over,

even if it is for a midweek
Bruce Willis marathon.

Let's go.

Okay, now, I don't
have a big patio

with a view of the L.A. skyline,

but I think you'll
find the Dalton digs

are a little slice of heaven.

Dispatch, I'm still waiting...

Jack, why is your door open?

Looks like you've been robbed.

Oh, man.

They took my TV?!

I just figured out how
to work the remote.

Well, if it makes
you feel any better...

they left the remote.

Jack, I tried calling you,

but it kept going
straight to voice mail.

Yeah, that's because
somebody took apart my phone

to make a tracking d...

Yeah.

What happened, Janese?
I-I came in this morning

to drop off your mail,

and I found this. I...
I thought I was doing

a good job checking
on the place twice a day.

I feel like a terrible neighbor.
I'm so sorry, Jack. No, it's...

I'm sorry. It's not
your fault, okay?

Nobody saw anything
out of the ordinary?

Uh, Tommy thought
he heard noises

late last night. I
think it was around...

Carrying a flat-screen
down a fire escape...

That can't be easy.

Other than the TV
and coffee table,

what else is missing, Jack?

Well, they took my
Telly Savalas painting,

which had cultural significance.

Took all my books.

My CDs. I had so many CDs.

Can we go back to
the Telly Savalas...?

And my cigar box.

No, they took my cigar box.

Mr. Dalton?

Got a list of items

I'd like to talk to you
about. My stolen stuff?

Yeah. Actually, no.

We're gonna get to
those items in a minute.

There's some other stuff
that's still in the apartment

that kind of caught
our attention.

Come here for a sec?

You own a samurai sword?

It's called a katana.

And y-yes. I got it
on a trip to Japan.

A business trip.

And a two-handed broadsword.

It's, uh...

it's another business trip

to Scotland. Big Braveheart fan.

And there's also
a World War II-era

Russian sniper rifle we
found in your closet. Hey.

Those claymore mines
stashed under your bed?

They're replicas.
They're not even real.

You know, I'm the victim here.

Instead of listing all the stuff

I still have, why don't
we focus on what I don't.

Jack. Jack.

It sucks.

I know. But l-let's look
at the big picture here.

All right? It's
just stuff. Yeah.

I know, Riley. It's just stuff.

It doesn't matter
except for one thing.

The cigar box.

Yeah.

What was in the box?

I'd rather not say.

Matty needs us. Mm.

I'll just tell her you got
some things going on.

Yeah? No. No, man, it's fine.

All my stuff's long
gone by now, man.

What does it matter?

Let's just go save
the world again.

I'm so sorry, buddy.

Three months ago,

a corruption scandal forced

the president of
Ecuador to resign.

The very next day,
Colonel Diego Zarate

marched 4,000
troops into the capital

and declared martial law. JACK:
Yeah, this is all over the news.

I tell you what.

You point me in
the right direction

of this Zarate, and I'll put
my boot right in his butt.

You seem grumpier
than usual, Jack.

Something you'd like
to share? No, I'm...

I'm all good here. Okay.

Seems unlikely, but whatever.

Now, as much as this

will disappoint Jack,

I'm not sending you to Ecuador

to plant your boots anywhere.

I'm sending you there

to save democracy.

Ecuador is about to hold

a special election

to pick their next
president. Let me guess.

This Zarate's
positioning himself

to be that guy. If
democracy falls

in Ecuador, the entire
region's in danger.

Unfortunately, that's correct.

And our only hope
in stopping Zarate

and saving the country

is this man.

Hector León, former
Ecuadorian soldier

turned opposition leader.

León served as a
UN peacekeeper. Iraq,

Bosnia, Somalia...

You name a hot
spot, he's been there.

When Zarate seized power,

León was the first to
speak out against him.

Now he's the only candidate

brave enough to
stay in the race.

León's got the people,

and he's projected
to win by a landslide,

but only if he's still
alive on election day.

Zarate's trying to kill him.

Well, that's one way to
save money on attack ads.

So far, León's done
a good job of hiding

from Zarate's death squads.

But sadly,

now he has a new problem:

he's actually dying.

Hmm. He does look pale.

Sounds short of breath.

Is it heart disease?

Try heart failure.

If he doesn't get
a heart transplant

in the next 48 hours, he'll die.

So, what do you want us to
do? Find him a new heart?

There's a part of me
that would just love to see

what you would do
with the marching orders,

"Find me a heart."

But, fortunately, Jack,
I've already found one.

The problem is it's
not in the right place.

I found a donor heart

and a surgeon

in Pasto, Colombia,

and I secured an operating
room in Quito, Ecuador.

Mac, Jack, you'll
head to Colombia

and escort the
doctor and the heart

across the border.

Riley and Cage will
slip into Ecuador,

reach León,

and get him to the
secured hospital,

where you will link
up with Mac and Jack.

We do our jobs correctly,

León and his new
heart will become one

before Zarate even
finds out he's sick.

Uh...

everyone's got a job but me.

You forgot to say
what I'm doing.

You're staying home.

I've got a tac team

heading to Germany
on another mission,

and they need disguises.

On the bright side, Boze,

you won't have to witness

Jack commit verbal atrocities

to the Spanish language.

Hey, I'll have you know my
command of the Spanish language

is fantastico.

My accent,

perfecto.

And don't make me enojado.

You wouldn't like
me when I'm enojado.

You're making me enojado

right now, now get out of here.

León's corazón won't
be transplanting itself.

Adios, muchacha.

So, are you gonna tell
me what's in that cigar box?

Or am I gonna have to guess?

My dad's dog tags.

Okay?

My dad's dog tags
were in that box.

He gave them to me when he died.

They meant the world to him,

so now they mean
the world to me. It's...

Man, I am so sorry.

No, man, it's all
right. You didn't know.

Don't worry about it.

But believe me, I get it.

Having that one thing
to remember him by.

It's important. Yeah.

Yeah, and since
losing those tags,

I've been thinking
about him a lot.

You know?

His time in the Air
Force during 'Nam.

He flew 72 pararescue missions,

all in active war zones,

all to rescue downed pilots.

My dad saved a
lot of lives, man.

He was a real hero.

Yeah. Well, he was...

Ah, he was my hero.

You know? It's...

Sounds like an awesome guy.

Just wish I could've
met him. Oh.

Yeah, I do, too.

You would've liked him.

And, oh, my gosh,
he would've liked you.

Just as long as you didn't
take apart his ham radio, though.

He-he loved his ham radio. Oh.

Yeah, that would've been
tricky, 'cause you know how much

I love taking apart ham radios.

Yeah.

I'm guessing your
dad and I's relationship

would've been very complicated.
Oh, yeah, to say the least.

And I can't help
but think that this...

this mission to save León

is exactly the kind of
thing he would've done.

You know?

Sounds like it.

You know what?
How about this? Hmm?

We get León his heart,

and then we
hightail it back home,

and we hunt down
your dad's dog tags.

Cool. Okay. Yeah, yeah,
that sounds like a plan.

That'd be cool. All
right. Yeah, man.

Yeah.

Hey, look, this
has got to be her.

Yeah, yeah. And
there's the heart.

You guys from The Phoenix?

Yeah, I'm MacGyver,
this is Jack.

Dr. Alejandra Rosa.

Let's go. We've only 12 hours
and the clock's already ticking.

Quito, here we come.

Hey, it's gonna be
a bumpy ride, Doc,

so my heartfelt
apologies in advance.

Puns, huh? He do that a lot?

Yeah. He thinks it
lightens the mood.

Oh, I know it lightens the mood.

I'm beginning to wish I
hadn't cheered you up.

Matty, package in
hand. We're on our way.

Good job, guys.

Cage and Riley are
on the ground in Quito,

and should have
León in hand soon.

Please hold and someone
will be with you shortly.

Is this what is meant

by the expression
"watching paint dry"?

Yeah. I guess sometimes
it's not just an expression.

I find over 418,000 references
to watching paint dry.

All of which equate
the experience

to excessive boredom,
yet I find this fascinating.

Are you still on
hold with the police?

How long's it been?

Almost three hours.

A department break-in
isn't exactly top priority.

I recommend he hang up

and redial 911. A 10-72

or 10-79 would yield
preferred results.

You want me to call
in a bomb threat?

Have you fried your circuits?

It would certainly guarantee
an immediate response.

Please hold,

and someone will be
with you... Sorry to pile on,

but I ran a check on
eBay and craigslist,

like you asked... nada.

None of his stuff was listed.

You should have seen
the look on Jack's face

when he realized
he'd been robbed.

Dude's saved my life
more times than I can count.

This just...

seemed like a way I could
finally pay him back a little.

Sorry, Bozer. I wish there
was more I could do to help.

Actually,

you are a forensic tech,

and these masks do
need four hours to dry.

Want to go on a field trip?

That depends. Did Matty bless

whatever plan
you're hatching? No.

But you're off the clock so
what you do isn't Matty's concern.

And Sparky here

can look over my masks
for me, so Matty doesn't even

need to know that
I'm gone, right, buddy?

I will gladly watch the
paint dry for you, Bozer.

Thank you. I appreciate that.

Let's go.

Hey, Matty.

Mac and Jack have the
heart and the surgeon.

They're en route
and six hours away.

How are you and Cage doing?

We're just pulling up
to León's place now.

That's León.

What's happening?

Get it on the screen.

Ten minutes ago, León
collapsed in his safe house,

and one of his aides called 911.

EMS arrived five minutes later

and they must have
recognized León,

because when
they called dispatch,

they referred to
him by his name.

So his illness is no longer a
secret. Does Zarate know?

Not only does Zarate know,

but according to our intel,
he has troops mobilizing.

If you two don't
stop that ambulance

before it reaches
the hospital...

It won't be León's
heart that kills him.

♪ ♪

Border crossing's
coming up, Mac.

You almost done back there?

Yeah.

Just making sure the
heart's well-hidden.

Last thing we need is a couple

of drug-sniffing
dogs finding it.

Hey. We got five
hours till we're there,

and this heart still has
11 hours ticking on it,

so we're gonna get to León
with plenty of time to spare.

This isn't about
the heart, is it?

On the night Zarate took over,

my brother went
to a peaceful protest

and... never came home.

They found his
body two weeks later.

Zarate's police

declared his death an accident,

but I know it wasn't.

Zarate has murdered everyone
willing to stand up to him.

I'm sorry.

My brother believed León

was the only one who
could save our country.

That's why I
volunteered to save him.

Bravery must run
in the family, then.

Honestly, I don't
feel brave right now.

I'm feeling pretty terrified.

Oh.

Hey. How you doing?

Just take a few deep breaths.

There's a lot of trade between
Ecuador and Colombia,

and our cover IDs
are solid, all right?

They'll probably just
wave us right through.

It'll be all right.

Okay, okay, okay.

Uh, Mac,

What if instead of
wave us through,

they search the truck, man?

Yeah, maybe we'll get lucky.

When have we ever been lucky?

That one time in Madagascar.

Name two times.

Let's just hope Riley and Cage
are having an easier time of it.

I'm trying to hack the
ambulance's Bluetooth,

so I can take it
over remotely, but...

But the vehicle's too old.

Exactly, so I'm hacking
the stoplights instead.

Ambulances
don't stop for lights.

But they do stop
for traffic jams.

This isn't a computer problem,

this is a people problem.

We've got to get ahead of them.

Take a left.

So this is your solution?
A game of chicken?

It's not a game. They're medics.

Dedicated towards saving lives.

They're not gonna
let anyone get hurt.

Out! Fuera, por favor.

Out.

Now.

Let's get him.

Señor León.

Mi nombre es Riley Davis.

We have León. We're five
miles from the surgery center.

No, no, no. Change of plans.

That place is crawling
with Zarate soldiers.

I found a new operating
room, but it's 11 miles away.

New facility, very private.

None of Zarate's
radio communications

have ever mentioned
it, so it looks like

he doesn't even
know that it exists.

I'm gonna send you
GPS coordinates now.

Oh, and, Cage,

you're gonna have
to keep a low profile

for longer than expected.

Mac and Jack ran into a
little trouble at the border.

No.

Break that finger.

I'm getting sick of people
taking my stuff, man.

Muy, muy sick of it.

Jack muy, muy enojado.

I get it, pal,

but don't Hulk
out on me just yet.

Let's see how she
does first, okay?

They gonna let
us through, or...?

Yes, but the captain
claims there's a new toll

for crossing the border.

MacGYVER: By "toll" you mean
they can take whatever they want.

Man, first my TV, now my heart.

A guy can only take
so much of this, Mac.

We can't lose them.
We got to follow.

Hey, hang on, now.

You're showing a
lot of heart, I like that.

Sorry. I had to do it.

But to get back to that truck,

I'm gonna have to go
through four armed soldiers.

I don't like the odds,
but I'll do it, man.

Just say the word. No, no, no.

We don't need our truck,

we just need a distraction.

And keep your eyes on that one,

'cause that's the
one we're getting in.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here,
stay back, stay back.

He's up to something.

Run.

Did you just make tear gas?

Yeah, it was the best
I could do on the fly.

Can either one of y'all tell me

which jeep the heart's in?

Yeah. Hey, Matty, um,

- yeah, it's MacGyver.
- Yes, Mac.

I'm very familiar with
the sound of your voice,

especially when
you're about to tell me

that something's
gone terribly wrong.

MacGYVER: Yeah,
so, quick version:

we went through a
checkpoint and Zarate's men

took the heart,
put it in a jeep,

and sped off in a jeep, but
we don't know which jeep,

so we're kind of
hoping that you...

Are you seriously telling me

that someone stole your heart?

See? She does it, too.

Uh, Matty, Dalton here.

Technically, the
heart's not stolen.

Not yet, seeing as how
we can kind of sort of see it.

It's in the back

of one of the two jeeps
directly in front of us,

but the problem is, they
look exactly the same,

so we were kind of hoping,

you could pull one of
your fancy satellite tricks,

and, uh, track it down
for us real quick, huh?

Sure, Jack.

I'll just flip on my "find my
missing heart from space" app.

You know, I just downloaded it,

bundled with my time travel

and invisibility apps.

Well, that's using
your little nugget.

Save the witty comeback, Dalton,

and get that heart back, fast.

If León dies, any hope of a free

and democratic
Ecuador dies with him.

Matty, has anyone ever told you

you give the greatest pep talks?

Time to eenie-meeny-miney,
Mac. This road's about to go moe.

The left. The one on the left.

How can you be sure?
The jeeps are identical.

Oh, I wasn't sure.
We just needed

to make a decision,
so I made one.

Hey, just in case,
Matty, track down

that other jeep with one

of those fancy new apps
you just downloaded.

Will you? Very clever, Jack,

but I'm already on it.

Now why don't you show
us all some of that top-notch

pursuit-driving you're
always bragging about.

I'm trying,

but this in line six ain't
cranking out the horses

I need to close the
distance, man. Excuse me.

Come on!

Right here. Maybe I
can slow 'em down.

What? Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa!

Wow! Wow! Wow.

Hey!

Hey!

Fill me in first, at least!

I'm driving over here! Well,
you'll get over it, won't you?

Mac! Yeah, yeah.

Hey, keep it steady.

It's not here.

It's not here!

So much for going with my gut.

At least now we
know which jeep it's in.

I'll take care

of Nurse Ratched here,
you get us a room. I'm on it.

I can't believe that worked.

Ms. Davis...

where are we?

A plastic surgery center.

One Zarate doesn't know about.

This is where you're
gonna get your new heart.

Would you hand me those?

You really should be resting.

Please.

What are you writing?

The speech I was planning
on delivering on election day.

Just some words to
encourage the people

to ignore Zarate's threats,

be brave,

and to vote to save our nation.

If I'm not here to
deliver this speech,

promise me you'll

get it published for all to see

so that someone else
might continue the fight.

Bozer.

Hey, Riley, um, any chance
you know Jack's alarm code?

Are you in his condo?

Yeah, and in ten seconds,
I'm gonna have a real problem.

Did you try J-A-C-K?

I tried Jack, Dalton, Bruce and
Willis... nothing... but I thought

you might know how to
hack this type of alarm code.

It's a... RILEY: Spartan 3450.

I clocked it when he
invited us over the other day.

Okay. That's not creepy at all.

Here. I'll give you
the override code.

Hold the six for three seconds.

Hit nine,

five-one-one, pound.

And hold the six again
for another three count.

It worked.

Thanks, Riley. Really
glad you knew that

off the top of your head. Yeah.

But also totally creeped out.

Bypassing security systems was
a hobby of mine when I was 12.

I was a difficult child.

No kidding. Your mom

deserves a medal.

Thanks, Riley.

Okay. So what
fancy forensic device

should we start
investigating with?

First tool you use
at any crime scene.

Okay,

so, let's assume the fire escape

was our perp's point of entry.

What gave it away?

Easy on the sarcasm,
Nancy Drew, okay?

I'm just talking this through.

Okay, but there's
no way he got the TV

and the coffee
table out that way.

Lobby security footage

didn't show anyone
leaving with Jack's stuff.

Then I'm wrong, but he
would've had to make two trips.

That's pretty bold.

Unless he had help.

But you know what's weird?

Besides us

here investigating a crime

the police are way
more qualified to handle?

Jack's alarm never went off, so
unless our robber was like Riley

and knew the override code
off the top of their head...

Which I doubt... they would
have needed Jack's real code.

Didn't you say Jack's neighbor
was watching the place for him?

Yeah, but Janese didn't
strike me as the B and E type.

But her son might be.

Guys, they should
be right in front of you.

I'm on it.

Uh, we're fresh
out of tire irons.

I mean, I could... Get down!

Hang on!

So I'm guessing that
incredibly loud beeping sound's

a bad thing, huh?

Heart rate's down to
41 beats per minute

and dropping.

MacGYVER: Fall from
the jeep must've broken

the artificial pump.

So I was right. This
is, uh... this is bad?

Yeah, this is bad.

Without the pump, León's
heart's gonna be dead in minutes.

Hey, Matty, we got León
settled at the hospital.

How long before Mac and
Jack arrive with that heart?

It's gonna be a minute.

Right now, there's
a bit of a problem.

34 beats per minute. 32. Guys.

Find everything you need
there, hoss? Unfortunately, no.

The box is too high-tech, and
as much as I love duct tape,

it ain't gonna fix a pump.

The pump circulates
the blood, so,

no pump means no blood, and
no blood means León's heart dies.

Where the hell we gonna find
another pump way out here?

Alejandra, what's
your blood type?

A Positive.

I'm AB Negative,

so neither of us are
compatible, which leaves...

I have an idea, but
you're not gonna like it?

You're O Negative...
Universal donor.

How do you know?
We work together.

You don't know mine? Okay,
but I don't see how my O Neg's

gonna help fix a broken pump.

Oh, it's not. The pump in
the box is beyond repair,

but the pump right here...

is working just fine.

Yeah, and I'd like
to keep it that way.

We're gonna use your heart

to keep León's beating. To what?

Oh, this just got really weird.

There are times... well,
just a few here and there...

When I wish, well...

when I wish I never met you.

Lot of people say I wear
my heart on my sleeve,

but this is a tad literal.

Stand you up.
There you go. Sorry.

You'll be all right.

I know it's too small
to carry all three of us,

but it's the only vehicle

I could find.

Actually, I can work with that.

You can?

Hey, if I see any
of Zarate's goons,

I'll just put 'em
under cardiac arrest.

Is he really gonna
do this the whole way?

Safe bet would be yes.

I'd sing you guys a song,
but my heart isn't in it.

Oh, God.

Tell me where you hid it.

Jack's stuff... where is it?

We have you

on video, Tommy. Jack hid
a drop cam in his apartment.

Please don't tell my mom.

Jack really didn't have a drop
cam, but thanks for confessing.

Wow. Jack wasn't kidding.

He really has a Telly
Savalas painting.

So you just took his
things and kept them?

You didn't sell anything?

Tommy didn't steal
this stuff to sell it.

He stole it because he
wants to be a badass,

maybe show off to
impress some people.

My friends were over one
night, and we saw Jack get home.

They dared me to
rob his place, and...

I was just gonna show
'em the stuff to prove I did it.

Sounds like you need
new friends. Listen,

my mom's working two jobs.

She's stressed as it is.

If she hears about what I did...

Might be a way

we can fix this without
bothering your mom.

Okay. RILEY: Whoa.

Jack, you look really pale.

Yeah, I know. It's
not my, uh, best look.

Jack.

Okay.

Okay. We got León.
We have the heart.

All set, Doctor. Uh-oh.

Looks like somebody
forgot to pay their electric bill.

This is a great time
for a good heart pun.

Just let me
think of it. I got it.

Seriously, you
got to stop. Okay.

Cage.

I'm watching the electricity
go out all over Quito.

You guys still have power? We're
in the dark. So is the whole block.

If the power's gone out all
over, that's got to be Zarate.

He's the only one
with access to the grid.

Zarate can't find León so he's
cutting the whole city's power

hoping to stop the surgery.

Hey, Zarate cut the
power so he could...

So he could stay in power.

Someone help

Dalton into a chair
before he hurts himself.

Look, the colonel
is clearly willing

to do anything to kill León.

He's shutting down
the city's power grid,

and he's sending
men to all the hospitals

and clinics to find him.
- No problem.

We got Mac. Mac
can fix anything.

You can fix this, right? Huh?

All you got to do
is... All I got to do is

quickly whip up a way to perform

a lifesaving heart
transplant. Yeah.

In the dark. Yeah.

But, uh, you're
right. No problem.

No problem at all.

Guys, León's fading fast.

I need to operate now,

but I can't perform
surgery without power.

Just scrub in and
start your prep.

I'll have power back
by the time you're ready.

You will? How?
MacGYVER: Uh, not sure yet,

but by the time you're ready,
I'll have it figured out. Mac?

What the hell is
going on in here?

Is that Hector León?

"The smallest acts of
courage, when done together,

"can move mountains.

"Stand with me now,

and let's build Ecuador
a new future together."

Hector León

wrote this speech
for the people.

If he doesn't get
into surgery now,

he won't be alive to deliver it.

You can call the cops, or...

Or you can help us save him.

What do you need us to do?

Scrub up. I'm gonna
build us a generator.

♪ ♪

Everything okay?

I don't know if I can do this.

Of course you can.

You've done this surgery
before, dozens of times. I know,

but it's not just one man's
life in my hands this time.

It's the lives of
everyone in my country.

You know, before I did...

well, whatever you call this,

I disabled bombs
for the U.S. Army.

And all throughout training,

I wondered what I would
do when other people's lives

were actually on the
line, when my decision

was the difference
between life and death.

And...

the first time it
happened, I was shaking

worse than you are right now.

What did you do? Well,

I took a deep
breath, and I admitted

that I was terrified.

And then...

I pulled on my bomb suit,

and I did my job anyway.

Look, you've come all this way

to save your home and to
fight for someone you believe in.

Personally... I think your
country's in good hands.

See what I mean?

♪ ♪

Well, the heart's in
León and beating strong.

Alejandra's closing
him up right now.

How are you holding up,
big guy? Well, I mean, I'm...

down a couple of
quarts of O Neg,

but nothing that
chugging a few cans of...

whatever this is can't fix.

Yeah, that's actually
pretty bad for you.

I'm gonna cook you up a nice,
juicy steak, get your iron levels up.

Oh, no, you can't cook.

I'll... buy you one.

Then we're gonna go
find your dad's dog tags.

Yeah, yeah, I've been
thinking about that, actually.

After all this, you know,

I'm kind of realizing that...

even though my dad's dog
tags meant the world to me,

it wasn't the most important
thing he gave me. Yeah?

Yeah.

I think the same goes
for you, too, buddy.

Thanks, man.

Means a lot. Yeah.

It's truly heartwarming.

Oh, there it is.
That's the last one.

You officially just
killed it right there.

We're never doing heart
puns again, but, uh...

Thanks for the heart-to-heart.

Ah...

♪ ♪

Well, the surgery was a success.

Yeah, but we're too late.

It's election day,

and Zarate's about to
declare victory on television,

because nobody even
knows León's still alive.

I think I can fix that.

Uh... whoa.

Ooh, you hear that fire

in his words?

He's got that Dalton blood

pumping through his veins, boy.

That's not how...
blood works, Jack.

Good work, Doctor.

Thank you, MacGyver.

Thank you for everything.

What's next for you?

I think I'm gonna
stay here for a while.

Help León get our country
back on the right track.

Well, I'm sure he could
use someone like you.

Good government takes a
sharp mind and a steady hand.

♪ ♪

Once the truth about
Zarate's attempts

to kill León got out, the
people did more than just vote.

They took to the streets.

Zarate has now been
arrested by his own forces,

and will now stand
trial for treason.

Have arrived in Quito to meet
with León and his advisors.

And there is already
talk of programs

for the economic
development of rural areas,

and greater education
spending throughout the country.

On a side note,
many experts are still...

Welcome home, Jack.

What's going on? Jill
and I tracked 'em down.

Who's Jill?

With the blonde
hair... I'm kidding.

That means a lot.

Thank you.

You're a good friend.

She find out who stole 'em?

Uh, we found it all
down at the pawnshop.

Mm. No clue who stole it.

Well, that's some serious
detective work right there.

Yeah. Yeah, hey, my DVR

is still chockfull of
Bruce Willis goodness,

if you want to pop a squat and
tear through some of his early work.

Uh, I'll take a rain check.

You sure? Huh?
Yeah, I'm positive.

Hey, if you haven't
seen Moonlighting,

you're really missing out,
bro. Yeah, I just got something

I need to handle. Yeah, yeah.

I understand. Next time, man.

Yeah, next time.
Mi casa es su casa.

One more.

Thank you.

Hey. Looks like it's
just you and Willis.

Hey. No problem.

See you later.

All right.

♪ ♪

I thought I lost you, Pop.

Bruce...

ooh, pull me out of this one.

I need the good stuff, baby.

You're 15 minutes
early. You said

if you're not 15 minutes
early, you're late.

Right.

I don't get it. I...

I mean, I robbed
your friend, and...

now you're trying
to help me get a job?

When I was about your age,
I fell in with the wrong crowd,

just like you, and I
started getting into trouble,

just like you, and I would
have kept getting into trouble

if it wasn't for my
best friend, MacGyver.

He reminded me who I really
was, that all I needed to be was me.

Which is what I'd like
to do for you, Tommy...

If you're up for it.

Now, listen, Mr. Lind

is gonna be tough on you
at first, real tough, all right?

I was on mop duty for a month
when I first started working here,

but then you move up to
fries, and I'll tell you what,

it's a pretty great feeling.

If you're really lucky, you
get to go to the drive-thru,

Uh-huh. and
holler at all the girls.

Did you ever get any numbers?

Not one.

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