MacGyver (2016–…): Season 2, Episode 21 - Wind + Water - full transcript

Hurry up, Mac.

Does it look like
I'm taking my time?

Well, I'm just saying,
your burglary skills suck.

Maybe if you step
out of my light.

Oh, yeah, sorry.

Ah, thank you.

See?

You can pat yourself
on the back later.

Hey, I'm gonna send Matty our
coordinates so she can redirect

that exfil chopper to us. ETA?

30 minutes. So I'm also gonna
upload that data we just stole



to the Phoenix just in case...

We, uh, never set
foot on that chopper?

Yeah. Pretty much. You
know, right about now,

Jack would be going on and on

about how this is all my
fault we're in this mess.

Personally, I'm more
interested in finding a way

out of this mess, since
it won't take the guys

we stole this from 30
minutes to catch up to us.

Way less than 30 minutes.

Mac? I hate to sound
like you-know-who, but...

now would be a really great
time to do something awesome.

I need you to start complaining.

What? Yeah. Or-or tell
me a long-winded story

that doesn't seem
to go anywhere.



You want me to
pretend to be Jack?

Sadly, it helps me think.

Uh, all right.

Hey, hey, Mac,

I-I love that big
brain of yours,

I do, but...

uh, if you'd have just let me
shoot them 17 doofuses outside

with the two bullets I had
left, we'd be kicking back

on the Phoenix jet right
now, sipping martinis,

instead of... instead
of sitting here,

waiting to get our
heads blown off.

Got it. Riley? I
need you... Yeah.

To turn on the gas stoves,
but don't light the burners.

So your brilliant plan

is to kill us slowly with gas?

Oh, nothing about
it's gonna be slow.

I didn't say it was brilliant.

Turn on those burners, fast.

They're gonna be
coming in here any second.

Oh, that's nasty.

Ah, gross.

Mac. MAN: They're in the diner!

Spread out, find a way in.

Mac, I really hope
you're almost done.

Coming. Must go faster.

Freezer, freezer.
Let's go, right now.

You know,

if we make it out of here,
I'm gonna recommend

you talk to someone about
your codependency issues.

To be honest,
it's a pretty big "if."

They're in here somewhere.

Spread out.

Okay, you ready? Yeah, yeah.

Is that gas?

Run! Come on, let's go.

All right, we better split

before the fire
department shows,

or we're gonna be answering
a lot of questions. Yep.

Oh, come on.

I really need a vacation.

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You know, Mac,

when you invited me
on an island vacation,

I-I pictured pristine
beaches, you know?

Maybe some tropical drinks

with them little umbrellas
in them; I love those.

I know. And, look,

I really do appreciate you using
your vacation days to help me

rebuild my old
Army buddy's house.

I really owe you
all a big thanks.

Happy to help, Mac.

Never been a fan of those

little umbrellas, anyways.

Well, Puerto Rico needed us

way more than we needed the R&R.

Even after the diner incident.

What, you two survive

one near-death experience,

and it's the new Cairo
or something? Is that it?

Hey, I thought we
didn't talk about Cairo.

We don't. It's all right.

You were there
with us in spirit, Jack.

Oh.

Hey, guys, seriously,

I really appreciate
you all pitching in,

'cause without your help,
it would've been a year

before Carlos and his family
had a roof over their heads,

- so thank you.
- Speaking of,

who's ready to raise the roof?

Come on, now. I knew
it was coming. I knew it.

Tell me now, you
know you liked it.

MacGYVER: All right, guys,

pull at the same
time when I say it.

We're gonna do it a couple
times till we get it all the way up.

H-Hey, Mac, I know this
might not be the best time

for constructive criticism...

Not really.

But why are we using
these rickety-ass ladders

when there's perfectly good
telephone poles right there?

Two words: Hurricane Maria.

Heavy rain, it loosens topsoil,

which means that
nothing out here

is as sturdy as it looks.

Ah. All right, on three,

pull.

One,

two, pull!

Pull.

Pull.

Pull.

Pull.

Pull.

Pull.

Pull.

All right, now give it a
little bit of slack there.

Almost.

There we go. Yeah.

Good job, guys.

Nice. Thanks, Bozer, good job.

MacGYVER: All right,
yeah, go ahead and tie it off.

He's gonna be stoked.

Yeah?

My house has a roof, Mac!

It's got a frame; we
still need plywood,

tar paper, shingles. Oh, man.

It's way more than I've had
in months, okay, so I'm happy.

I get you.

Oh, I-I'm sorry I-I
wasn't here to help,

but this damn truck died on me

twice on my way
from the lumber yard.

It started making
that g-g-glug sound,

and I couldn't do
anything. Let's take a look.

Check this first... yeah.

That's what it is.

You got some water in
your fuse box a while back.

Oh, water.

I have no idea
how that happened.

I know, right? Good
news is, it's an easy fix.

Believe it or not,
this should hold you,

at least until you get the
new parts for your truck.

Thank you, Mac. Yeah.

Papa.

Oh, mija!

Come over here.

Mira.

Mira nuestra nueva casa.

Mwah.

Me encanta.

You hungry, Papa? Yeah.

I brought everyone lunch.

Lunch? Wow. Look at that.

Mac. Look at you...
ah, yes, thank you.

Hey. Gracias, cariño.

Thank you. Huh?

Thank you. Riley.

I asked my mom to do
my hair like yours today.

It's so pretty.

Let me see.

I love it.

You know, Mac?

I owe you, I... I owe
you big-time, man.

You don't owe me.

I owe you.

I never would've made it through
basic training without your help.

Well, Mac, you wouldn't
have needed my help

if you hadn't started
arguing with our sergeant

on the very first minute
of the very first day.

Well, it's-it's... it's
mathematically impossible

to give 110%.

That's all I was saying.

Which is probably why they
made you the Green Beret,

and me the guy who stands
next to things that might explode.

Isn't it? JACK: Hey, Carlos.

Hey, Jack. What do you say
we get this lumber unloaded,

see what else we can get done

before the sun goes down,
yeah? Yeah, let's do it.

Oh, and you guys, work
up on those appetites,

'cause tonight, you're all
gonna go back to my place

and have a big thank-you dinner.

My mother-in-law
makes the best pasteles

you're ever gonna taste.

Ooh, you had me
at "dinner," man.

Okay, mija, let's go.

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Riley said she likes my hair.

I told you it looked beautiful.

MacGYVER: Kamila.

Hey. I hear you got
the roof on today.

We did, yeah.

Carlos always told me,

"MacGyver can fix anything."

Well, now, he did have

a little bit of help.

But I was promised

some pasteles? Is that right?

Uh-oh. What'd she say?

Um, she said,
"Dinner is served."

No, she didn't, Carlos.
You're a terrible liar,

but I'll let it slide.

You know why, Mom?

'Cause you're a cutie pie.

Come on, get over here,

I'll escort you to dinner. Ah.

Gracias. My pleasure. Let's go.

So, Jack, what do you
think of my mama's pasteles?

Oh, Valeria,

these are the best things
I've ever put in my mouth.

What?

What'd she say?

She says "thank you."

MacGYVER: Hey, Carlos.

I don't remember you being
this handy in Afghanistan.

Well, Mac, it's amazing
what one can do

when given no other choice.

Or when your wife

sets up the kitchen.

MacGYVER: There it is.

Okay, okay,

so the kitchen was all Kamila.

But I think I've
helped a little bit

making this place a home.

Didn't I? Those wouldn't be here

if it wasn't for me.

Yeah, I was thinking

those did not come

with the tent.

No, sure didn't.

Those belonged
to Kamila's abuela.

After the storm,

I went back to what was left

of our house, and, you know,

trying to salvage anything I...

And you found the candlesticks,

and now, we're all safe,

and healthy, and
that's all that matters.

Of course, perdóname, mi cariño.

Claro que si.

So I want to thank my
old friend MacGyver,

and my new friends: Jack,

Bozer and Riley,

for taking a break
from their lives

and coming out here,
help us rebuild ours.

You know, all the way out here,

on this small island in
the middle of the ocean,

it's easy to feel like the rest
of the nation has forgotten

what happened to us.

So it means the world,
to me and my family,

that you did not.

That you came
out here to help us.

So as soon as we
have a real house again,

I can go back to
work at the bank,

and help the rest of the
island get back on its feet.

A toast.

Here's to friends, old and new,

this thank-you, it's not
just from me and my family,

but all Puerto Rico.

To a brighter tomorrow.

Salud.

Salud. Salud.

Hey, guys, only four more hours

till Matty wants us back
on that plane to L.A.

Man, my lower back's
gonna hate me for saying this,

but I wish we could
stay and keep working.

Yeah, you know, it
would've been nice

to see this bad boy
finished before we left, Mac.

Hey.

Hey, Adriana, is
it lunch already?

Where's my dad?

He's not at your place?

We kind of figured
after last night's party,

he just let himself
sleep in. No.

Papa was up at sunrise.
He should be here by now.

I'm sure he's fine, sweetie.

Yeah, I bet my build on his
truck probably didn't hold up,

so he's stuck on
the side of the road.

We're gonna go find
him now, aren't we? Yeah.

Yeah, we'll find him,
sweetie. Don't worry.

That's Carlos's truck.

Carlos.

Carlos!

Maybe he had a flat
tire and went for help.

Left the motor running
with the keys in the ignition.

Hey. Check this out.

Bullet holes.

Carlos didn't have car trouble.

I think he had trouble trouble.

Mac, only you can go to
Puerto Rico to build a house

and wind up working a
missing persons case.

Sounds like you need a
vacation from your vacation.

Yeah, about that, Matty.

I know we're supposed to
be on a plane in a few hours,

but I need some more
time to figure this out.

Look, I get it, and I'm sorry,

but we have a national
security crisis brewing here.

I need you guys on
a plane to Pakistan.

Matty, Matty, Carlos's truck
has about five bullet holes in it

that I don't think got
there by accident, okay?

He could be in some
real trouble here.

I understand that, Jack,

but I can't just call
a terrorist group

and ask them to put
their plans on hold

for a few days. You're
gonna have to let

the local authorities
look for Carlos.

No, no. The local authorities

are up to their eyeballs
trying to maintain order

and find people

who went missing in the
storm. That's not gonna work.

If we leave now,
Carlos is gonna be

just another name
on a very long list.

I hate to say it,

but if we don't find
him, no one's going to.

Okay, if I reroute

your infil flight to leave
directly from Puerto Rico,

and I brief you on the plane,

I could buy you
another eight hours.

That's the best I can do.

If you can't find
Carlos by tonight,

you're gonna have to leave
it to the local authorities.

Sounds good. Thanks, Matty.

Ready?

Yep. Okay.

We've got till sundown.
Where do you want to start?

I don't understand.

Who would want to hurt Carlos?

Well, actually, we were hoping

you could help us
out with that, Kamila.

We checked out his truck,

nothing was missing...

Not the lumber in
the back, nothing.

So we don't think
it was a robbery.

We were thinking
this was personal.

Did Carlos have any enemies?

Enemies? No.

No, I mean,

everyone loves him.
He's... he's Carlos.

Yeah.

You can't think of any reason

why someone would
want to hurt him?

No.

What about those?

Last night,

I got the impression
there was a story there

that you didn't
want Carlos to tell.

I just didn't want
to scare Adriana.

Right after the storm,

Carlos went back
to what was left

of our house and
he found looters

taking our stuff.

Most of them fled the
minute that Carlos yelled,

but one of them grabbed
my grandmother's candlesticks

before running.

So Carlos chased him,
wrestled him to the ground,

and realized that it was
one of our neighbors.

So he made a citizens'
arrest and tied the man up

and waited five hours
for the police to arrive.

A-And did this
looter have a name?

Jorge Villareal.

Do you think that he did this?

Well, we won't know until
we have a chat with him.

Do you know where
we can find him?

Jorge's house was
destroyed by Maria.

Last I heard, he was
living in his auto shop

off the highway in Santa Ana.

Good place to start.

Yeah. Thank you.

MacGyver.

Please,

promise me that
you'll find Carlos.

We've lost everything.
I can't lose him, too.

I promise.

Stop running, Jorge.

I said stop!

Where's Carlos?

I don't know what
you're talking about.

Listen, Jorge,

my patience is real thin right
now, so do yourself a favor,

tell us where you took Carlos

after you shot
his truck all to hell.

Why would I do
that? You tell me.

Carlos is my
friend. I'm his friend.

Is he? Is he, though? Yeah,
we heard all about your arrest

for looting your friend's home.

So we're thinking
this is about payback.

Tell us where you took Carlos

right now. You can
avoid putting "kidnapping"

on your rap sheet. You
don't want that on there.

I swear to you, I didn't even
know Carlos was missing.

Okay, was I mad at him
when he put me in jail? Sure.

At first, but you spend
a few days in lockup,

and it gives you time to
think about what you've done,

who you've become.

If anything, I owe
Carlos a thank-you.

A thank-you? You're gonna
have to connect the dots

for us, big boy. When
Maria destroyed my home,

my family and I, we stayed here.

We slept here on the
floor of this garage.

So I got desperate.

I did some things
I'm not proud of.

Carlos caught me.

And while we were
waiting for the cops,

he reminded me that...
that turning on each other

only makes things worse.

So as soon as I got out of jail,

I joined the relief effort,

and I haven't
broken a law since.

I believe him.

So do I, damn it.

Now our only lead just
became a dead end.

Thanks.

Can you believe this?

It's been seven
months since Maria hit

and the whole
island's still struggling.

Yeah.

Friends of mine went through
the same thing after Katrina.

Crazy how a bunch
of wind and water

can bring down
everything we rely on.

Excuse me.

Look, I know you're really busy.

We just wanted to file a
missing persons report.

We can take your statement,

but you're gonna have
to wait like everyone else.

We're stretched even
thinner than usual today.

Why? What's going on?

Half the force is out on a
special protection detail.

Protecting what?

So get this, half
of the San Juan PD

is tied up today
protecting a shipment

of federal aid
money sent to help

restart Puerto Rico's economy.

How much federal aid money?

$2 million in cash.

It's being trucked from the
port to a bank downtown.

Want to guess which bank?

I'll assume it's the
bank Carlos manages.

Got it on the first try, Jack.

MacGYVER: Wait, this isn't about

anything that Carlos
did after the storm,

this is about who he was before.

It'd be pretty easy
to go into that bank,

stick a gun in the
manager's back,

and withdraw $2 million. Yeah.

MacGYVER: Hey, what time
was the money scheduled to be

at the bank? 1:30.

That was ten minutes ago.

All right, Riley, Bozer,

stay put, we're
coming to pick you up.

All right, I'm in the
bank's security system.

Pulling up surveillance
cameras now.

There, that's Carlos walking
into the bank right now.

Looks like he's made
himself a new friend.

And those new friends

look like they're carrying
concealed weapons.

Wait, what's Carlos doing?

He's triggering a silent alarm,

which is bad 'cause
that guy right there

is holding a police scanner.

Everybody, get down!

Get down!

They shot him in the leg.

Floor it.

This robbery just turned
into a hostage situation.

Hey, hey, hey! Coordinate
with the cops when they get here.

Where the hell you going?
To become a hostage.

Everyone on the floor!

Face down! Hands on your head!

Get down, get down
now! You, get down now!

On the floor. Do you have any
cell phones? Let me have 'em.

Kill the cameras.

Erase the security tapes.

Barricade the door!

Do not move! Cell phones!

Get your cell phones out!

Stay down!

Don't move!

Do not move!

Hands! Let me see
'em! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You got anything on you, huh?

You got any weapons on you?

What's this?

I always wanted one of these.

Get up! Get up! Okay.

Move! Open the door.

Open it. Let's go.

Captain, Jack
Dalton, former Delta.

There's quite a situation
we have ourselves here,

but don't worry, I saw
the whole thing go down.

You got five armed men inside,

at least 17 civilians.

Now the good news is,

they weren't expecting
a hostage situation,

so they are ill-prepared.
The even better news is,

I got a man on the inside.

Sir, I'm gonna have to
ask you to please step back.

Yeah, wait, I don't, I don't think
you understand. I'm here to help.

I am fully trained
in hostage tactics

from a little place
called Quantico.

Sir, we're handling
the situation.

I'm gonna have to ask
you to please step back.

Por favor? I...

Webber, Dalton here.

Listen, I think we're
gonna need a little hand

with the local authorities
down here; they're being, uh...

well, less than cooperative.

So what are we gonna do,
just stand here and watch?

Not if Matty has anything
to say about it. Watch this.

Oh, yeah, that's
definitely a call from Matty.

Damn, she works fast.

Indeed she does.

Looks like we're gonna
be working together.

Thank you, Captain.

You two take the manager to
the vault and get our money.

Hands on your head.

All right, pal, on your feet.

Yo, I said on your feet.

Hey, guys, I can...

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Maybe I wasn't
clear with the rules.

Nobody moves and nobody talks.

If you don't listen to me,

then the only person who
can get you in the vault

is gonna die. Just let
me t-treat the wound.

What are you, some
kind of doctor? No, I'm not.

I know how to treat
a gunshot wound.

Doesn't look like any
of your guys know how,

so...

You got five minutes.

I only need four.

I will need my
knife back, though.

Give it to him.

Mac?

Shouldn't you be
on a plane right now?

What, and leave before I can get

your mother-in-law's
recipe for pasteles?

Sorry.

Hi.

Lucy, I'm MacGyver.

Can you do me a small favor

and just keep
pressure on this wound?

Yeah. I'll be right back.

Wait, where are you
going? Kind of depends.

Do you guys have a break
room? I need black pepper.

Y-You need pepper?

Uh, it'll make
sense in a second.

Uh...

Rajelio, he eats lunch
at his desk every day.

He might have some. This one?

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Hey, what are you doing?

Saving his life.

Is that all right with you?

Get over there by the
bank counter. Move!

Get up. Come on, move, move!

Get up.

You, too. Get up.

Get over here where I
can see you, on the floor.

Hurry up. On the floor.

What are you gonna
do, Mac, season my leg?

Actually, yeah.

Black pepper's a
natural coagulant.

It's gonna hurt like hell,
but it's gonna save your life.

What is that for?

All right, one last step.

Time's up. Yeah, almost...

Yeah, okay, he-he's
good to move.

Watch the hostages.
We'll be back.

You got it. Grab the bags.

Over here.

Sit! Sit! All right.

Move over there. Get over there.

It'll be fine.

Hey, Lucy,

I'm assuming that front door
is not the only way out of here.

Um... oh, there's
a window upstairs.

Um, upstairs on
the second floor.

It's next to the
drive-thru lane.

Hey, Jack.

Jack, can you hear me?

Jack.

You'll get it back.
Calm down. Hey, Mac.

It's good to finally
hear your voice, man.

Took you long enough.

How's it going in there?

Carlos is fine.

He's alive and stable for now.

No other hostages
have been harmed.

Um, but the robbers
are downstairs

stealing money from
the vault right now.

Okay, okay, that's good,

but what's the plan, homie?

I got a dozen SWAT guys out here

ready to rock and roll.
We'll come in that front door

and join the party.
You just say the word.

At this point, that would
just get people killed.

I'm gonna start
releasing hostages.

That sounds great, Mac. How?

Uh, well, I don't know yet.

Just have someone
waiting by the drive-thru lane

for hostages.

Copy that.

Hey, uh,

where do you keep
your dye packs?

Open it.

Open it!

You have a wife and
kid at home, yeah?

Do it for them.

Go.

Let's go, let's go.

Okay, guys,

as soon as the
guard is distracted,

run up the stairs
as fast as you can,

open up the window
you told me about.

Okay.

Hook that onto
something that'll hold you,

and then climb down...
My friends will be waiting.

Okay?

Let's go.

Move!

Let's go.

What in the hell?!

Go, go, go.

What the hell?!

What the hell?

What is this? What
is this? I can't see!

Ash? Stop. Don't
go. It's too late.

Ash, where are you?

What the hell's going on here?

Move 'em.

Is anyone else coming?

I-I don't know. We
didn't stop to look back.

Move! Over here.

Get up, now. Get up!

Get up.

I leave you alone
for five minutes,

and you lose three hostages?

How?

I don't know, man.

Okay? I just went over
to the door to check it out,

because I heard
something over there,

and then this happened to me.

It was one of them!

It was one of them.

I want all bank employees,

except for my
friend, the manager,

over here, now. That's you.

The rest of you, put your hands
down, now. Up. Get up, now.

You, get up. And you.

Let's go, right over here.
On your knees, right here.

Hurry up! Get
down. On your knees.

Somebody's trying
to be a hero here.

And since only bank employees

would know where
you keep the dye packs,

you four are my prime suspects.

Was it you?

Look at me.

Was it you?

Hmm.

What about you?

Hmm?

Look at me.

You look like a troublemaker.

I think it was you.

Then you'd be wrong.

'Cause it was me.

I'm the one you want.

So you free my hostages,

and you've been
talking to the cops.

I should just kill
you right now.

Show the others what happens

when you try to be a hero.

We got a problem, man.

They called in the SWAT team.

Losing those hostages makes
it look like we're losing control.

And we're not losing control!

We got to get out of here, now.

How are we gonna do that?

You tell us.

Okay? This was your idea.

I say, we get those hostages,

we use them as shields,

and we shoot our
way out of here.

And what about the rest of them?

They all seen our
faces, they all got to go.

Hey, I know nobody asked me,

but if your plans don't get
you all killed, it'll damn sure

get you all caught,
and every dead hostage

tacks on another life sentence.

Look, I can get you
out with the money,

without anyone
firing another shot,

but you got to promise me
that no one else gets hurt.

Why the hell
should we trust you?

Because I just made a radio
out of a pair of headphones

and snuck three
hostages out of the bank

without you noticing.

Using Ethernet cable
and a coffee mug.

Okay, how?

First, I need you to
buy me some time.

Come on, Mac, just make
those little hamsters in your brain

spin the wheels
a little bit faster

and figure this out, will you?

You do know

that's not how brains
work, right, Jack?

Yeah, yeah, thanks for the
Neurology 101 lesson, Professor.

Just figure it out, will you?

They got Mac.

Why aren't we going
in? For that very reason.

If they figure out who he
is, they're just gonna use him

as leverage... think about
it. So we just stand down?

For now.

You all right?

Yeah. Yeah, why?

Well, you were just talking to
yourself as we walked around

the corner just now... I
thought I'd ask. No, no.

I wasn't talking to myself,
okay? I was role-playing.

I was role-playing
a conversation that

I'd probably be having with
him if I was inside that bank.

Now, you know he's cooking something
up... I'm just... Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, figure a way to help.
Yeah. Okay, just making sure. Yeah.

Those two really don't do well
when they're separated, huh?

Oh, you have no idea. - Sir.

It's them. They say they're
ready to make demands.

It's about damn time.
This is Captain Delarosa

of the San Juan PD.

To whom am I speaking?

My name doesn't matter.

What matters is that I'm
willing to make a trade.

In exchange for not
hurting any hostages,

I want a helicopter

and guaranteed safe
passage off the island.

Safe passage to where?

I'll tell the pilot
our destination

once we're on board.
Those are my terms.

They are not negotiable.

Understood. I'll
make some calls.

But look, this whole
thing goes a lot smoother

if we establish trust.

How about a sign of good faith?

Send out a few hostages.

How about you keep the three
you got and get me a helicopter.

30 minutes or someone dies.

Get me the superintendent
on the line, and find me

an emergency service
that can spare a chopper.

Yes, sir. RILEY: So now
they suddenly want a chopper.

Why didn't they ask
for that hours ago?

Yeah. And we've
all seen this movie.

They got to know that nobody

ever actually gets the chopper.

What the hell's
going on in there?

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How the hell is all that gonna
help us get out of the bank?

Counterfeit detection
pens are full of iodine,

which will react

with, um... you know what?

I can give you a
chemistry lesson,

or I can get you out of here.

We don't have time for both.

Fine.

Do your thing.

We got a problem here?

Not if you give me your word

that you'll leave all
the hostages behind.

If that doesn't work for you,
you can just shoot me now.

You have my word.

If the Coast Guard can't
spare one, call the hospitals.

Someone has to have
a helicopter. Yes, sir.

We need to go full
breach, Captain, right now.

We're in the middle
of negotiating.

No, you're not.

They just asked
you for a chopper

they know you can't get.

I'm telling you, these
guys picked this bank

on this island because they
are fully aware of what's going on

in Puerto Rico right now.

So you think they're stalling?

Call them back.

Tell them you have a
chopper that-that's fueled up

and ready to take off right now.

See how they respond.

If they're serious,
they'll take it.

If not, you know they're
holding out for something else.

Hand me the phone.

No one's picking up.

You were right.

Full breach.

Battering ram,

in position.

Throw smoke.

Go, go, go!

Jack! Carlos!

Where's Mac?
Took him downstairs.

Come on, everyone,
let's go, get up.

Get up, get out
of here, come on!

Carlos and the
hostages are secure,

but the robbers are gone,

with the money,

and MacGyver.

So, for the record, this
wasn't part of the deal.

I said I'd get you
out with the money

if you left all the
hostages behind.

"All" included me.

Well, guess you should've
been more specific.

Honestly, after giving us a
taste of what you're capable of,

you really think
we'd just let you go?

Who knows how else
you might come in handy?

Jack, what are the chances

you're calling to tell me

you just saved Mac's friend,

everything's fine,

and the four of
you are on your way

to the airport as promised?

Well, we rescued
Carlos, but the other things

on your wish list
hit a bit of a snag.

Define "snag."

Well, the robbers escaped

into the sewers under the bank

with all the money...

and Mac. So we're tearing through
San Juan looking for them now.

Is it weird that none of this

even remotely surprises me?

Okay, hang on. I'm gonna
help you find our boy.

Sorry.

Your robbers are
gonna be desperate

for a way off the island.

And if they're not
complete morons,

then they'll know that
a plane is hard to get

and easy to track.

So my guess is they're
gonna be looking for a boat.

I'm sending you coordinates
to the closest marina

to the bank. Got it.

We're about eight minutes out.

Jack, take the
next left. H-Hold on.

Matty, that's not the
only marina on the island.

No.

But it's the closest,
which makes it

their most likely destination
and our best shot.

And I'm not
disagreeing with you.

But if you're wrong...

I know, Jack.

All right, hold on.

MacGYVER: We've got a problem.

Move that tree. Move
that tree. Let's go.

Let's go, let's go.

Move!

Come on, guys.

It's too heavy.

Okay, what now?

See, I knew you'd come in handy.

Find a way to clear the
road, or this is where you die.

Just gonna use this as
a lever, if you don't mind.

Just hurry it up, genius.

Come on. Okay.

Look out! Whoa!

Light him up! Aah!

I got it.

Lower your weapons!

Show me those hands, scumbag.

Get on your knees.
On your knees now!

Put your weapons on the ground.

All right.

Take it slow.

All right, take it
slow. I got it, I got it.

After you. I'm fine, Mac.

You don't need to be
worried about me anymore.

Clearly.

Mija!

Papa!

Oh, mija.

It's so good to see you.

Thank you for
keeping your promise.

Thank you.

Thank you all.

Yeah.

Thanks for inviting us
here. Now, you guys

have to come back for a
proper housewarming... Anytime.

Yeah. as soon as
the house is finished,

okay?

MacGYVER: Well,
that housewarming party

may be happening
sooner than you think.

Our boss is sending
some of our coworkers

to help with reconstruction.

They'll be here tomorrow.

Thank you so much, Mac.

For everything.

Yeah, I hate to ruin
the moment here,

but if we don't get
to the airport pronto,

Hurricane Matty is going to

destroy us all.

That was insensitive.

Carlos,

that was insensitive.

I'm sorry.

Considering you
guys just saved my life,

I think I'll give you a pass.

Well, thanks.

Guapo.

Mama.

So, no one's gonna tell
us what she just said?

Well, I don't think you
want to know, Bozer.

But-but I get the gist,

a-and you can
tell her that, uh...

me gusta older women.

Me gusta older women mucho.

Yeah, we better get out of here

before he says something else

we can never unhear.

Right? Take care, guys.

Safe travels. Bye.

Bye.

Since when do you
like older women, Jack?

I like all women, Bozer.
I don't discriminate.

But I have been thinking maybe
I'm fishing in the wrong pond.

You know, time to get
out of that kiddie pool.

Start deep-sea diving for
somebody more mature.

Only a woman that's
been around the block

is fully gonna appreciate
an all-around 180 guy

like Jack Dalton.

You mean 360? 360?

Three... yeah, maybe it is 360.

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