MacGyver (2016–…): Season 2, Episode 1 - DIY or DIE - full transcript
MacGyver hunts for a Navy SEAL who is being held captive in the Middle East.
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MacGYVER: 103 miles
off the coast of Florida,
there's an island
that'll always hold
a special place in my heart.
Now, everyone
loves the landscape,
the food, the music.
But what I love
most are the people.
The Cubans learned how to
make do with what they had.
And maybe that
simplicity of life
is why everybody
seems so happy here...
Well, almost everybody.
You keep punching on the kid,
I'm gonna get jealous over here.
Where's the love?
And you swing
like a little girl.
Oh! Yeah, that was more manly.
¡Mira!
Why are you looking
for this man, huh?
He's dating my sister.
Oh!
Oh, my cousin?
Oh...
Mi madre?
Okay. Okay, papa.
Since you don't seem
to know nothing, huh,
perhaps I go back
to your friend...
What's so funny, huh?
Jack!
What's so funny, huh?
You know, you could've
hit him with your fist.
I know, but a headbutt sends
a much clearer message. Besides,
I was only taking
all those punches
to give your big, swollen
brain enough time
to figure this out.
Which I did. You're welcome.
Yeah, well, it took
you long enough.
Next time, you make
a blade out of a button.
Maybe I will.
Hey. Hey, cowboy.
Wakey-wakey.
Oy! My turn, sweetheart.
Listen up, now.
This lunatic tried to kill
us, so we locked him up.
So he sent another lunatic
to trash our headquarters
and stab our
friend. You listening?
And then just when we
thought we were done with this
wannabe super-villain,
he eats half of Paradise
Lost to fake his own death
and escape from supermax.
So, as you can imagine,
we'd like to have a little
word with him about that.
Hey.
We know Murdoc
was here. Where is he?
¡Buenas dias!
You Miguel?
Hey, where you going?
We just want to
have a little chat.
Hey! Hey!
Now what?
This, right here.
Oh, come on, man.
What are we supposed
to do with this?
Well, as long as it runs, right?
Get it going.
Be honest.
This is what your
heaven looks like, isn't it?
This is Cuba, Jack.
Everything's improvised.
Whoo!
Yes. Say your
prayers, Jack's driving.
¡Mueve tu trasero!
Move! Out of the way! Move!
Hey!
Jack! Hit the brakes!
What?
I said, hit the brakes!
Brakes?
What brakes?!
MacGYVER: Ah, crap!
This is gonna hurt!
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Are you sure this
is necessary, Bozer?
You did two weeks of rehab,
your stitches are healed.
I watched you walk
down the hallway
to get into this wheelchair.
Hospital rules, Riley. Sorry.
Ooh, sorry about that.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Okay... How clumsy of me.
Sorry. Okay, okay.
I'm getting up, all right? Okay.
Finally. Oh...
Look who's better already. Hi.
Yeah. It'll take more than
a knife-wielding
psychopath to stop me.
I mean, not much more, but...
How was Cuba? JACK: Mm...
No bueno.
I mean, our intel
was half-right.
Miguel did help Murdoc
get into the country,
but he was just picking up
some cash he had hidden,
and then he disappeared again.
Minor setback aside,
I did get to, uh, Evel
Knievel a seawall,
which was nice, and pick
up a box of these bad boys.
What do you say, hero... cigar?
Uh, thanks, Jack, but the
last time I smoked a cigar,
I nearly threw up.
I'm good. Thank you.
I knew I should have
asked the girl first.
Oh, you're gonna end up
back in that wheelchair, bubba.
Mac,
is that the watch?
Yep. "The watch"?
That watch changed Mac's life.
It's the reason he fell in love
with building stuff.
It was his father's.
My first real memory
of my dad, actually,
was him popping this thing open.
He used to explain
all the little parts...
The cogs, the
springs, the gears...
They all come together
to make something greater.
He didn't keister that thing, did he?
- Jack...
That was a movie. That
was a good question.
No, it wasn't. Anyways,
with this watch, my
dad taught me that,
with the right parts, you
could make anything.
Even time.
And it was about the only thing
he took with him when he left.
So you found his
watch, but not him?
Well, we-we tracked him
from his last known location
to a hostel in Barcelona,
then to a crash-pad in Kiev,
which led to a
cabin in Patagonia...
Which is where we
found this. Yeah, and then
that's when Matty
called us back in
to deal with this pain
in our ass, Murdoc.
Your dad loved that
watch. It's hard to imagine
him leaving it behind.
Yeah, I know.
When we just weren't
talking, that was one thing.
But now...
I mean, not knowing
where he is, it's...
Yeah. My dad's not winning any
"Father of the
Year" awards either.
But if he just disappeared, you
think something happened to him?
I don't know. That's
the worst part of it.
It always has been.
When I was a kid, I used
to wish I would find out
that he up and left, started
a new family somewhere,
so at least I'd have an answer.
But now...
all I have are questions.
Jack, turn the car
around. Matty needs us.
I know that everything we
do here is highly classified,
but what we're about to discuss
does not leave this room. Clear?
But-but isn't that what
"highly classified" means?
Jack... Okay, if we say yes,
will you tell us who she is?
Samantha Cage, CIA.
The accent says otherwise.
I was SAS 4-Squadron
before the CIA offered me a job.
MacGYVER: 4-Squadron?
That's the covert ops unit of
Australian Intelligence, yeah?
That's right. BOZER:
I'm impressed.
You don't even know
what that is, Bozer.
True. But it sounds
secret agent-y.
Agent Cage's specialty
is intel extraction.
What Riley can do to a computer,
she can do to a suspect...
- Hack their hard drive.
- Oh, that's adorable.
But yours truly is
already well-trained
at interrogating hostiles.
If I need info out of somebody
who's being stubborn,
I can usually just
rearrange their face.
Oh, that's adorable,
but, you see, I prefer
methods that actually work.
Such as?
Let's just say I can
be your best friend
or your worst nightmare.
Ooh.
So why are you here?
Hey, the last time
Matty introduced us
to a new face in the Phoenix,
I wound up with 20 stitches.
What's this about?
Two years ago, I
sent a SEAL team
on a classified mission
to the Middle East.
Mission went sideways,
team was ambushed.
Everyone got out, except one...
Lieutenant J.G. Samuel Diaz's
transport was hit by an RPG.
His body was never found.
He was considered K.I.A.,
until now.
Ten days ago, Diaz's
parents were contacted
by a small terrorist cell
claiming that their son
is still alive, and demanding
$5 million for his release.
So, they had him for two years,
and they're just now
asking for ransom?
My superiors had the
same question: why now?
I think they've been moving
Diaz from one spider hole
to another to keep
us from finding him.
When the search died down,
they decided they want to cash in.
Maybe. But every
agency in the Five Eyes
has looked into this.
Not one could
find proof of life.
The official position
of the U.S. government
is that this is a hoax.
A terror cell looking to
capitalize off of a dead SEAL.
But if they're wrong,
then Diaz is still alive,
and no one's coming to save him.
Nobody but us, right?
When the CIA denied
my official request
to lead a rescue mission,
I followed a few
leads on my own,
came up empty, and then
decided to call an old friend.
Even if this is a hoax,
I need to see it through
for Diaz's parents.
They're so desperate
for answers,
they've set up an
online funding page,
hoping to raise the $5 million.
MR. DIAZ: losing a child.
Samuel needs our help now,
all of our help,
- to bring him home safely.
- I want us to run
the rescue mission that
our government won't.
Okay? But since this has already
been refused through official channels...
It's gonna have to
be way off the books.
And you can't
order us to help, so...
So we all need to volunteer.
Look, I...
I know you guys just met me,
and I'm aware that
this is a lot to ask,
but I wouldn't be here if I
had anywhere else to turn.
I hate asking for money...
but this is our son.
And no matter what,
I will never give up on my son.
I'm in.
Leave no man behind.
Yeah, I'm down.
All right. I'm in.
Yeah. Let's bring this guy home.
Agent Cage,
looks like you got
yourself a team.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hooyah.
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We're flying over Egypt.
Jack hates Egypt.
We had a...
thing in Cairo, and he's
clearly still working on it.
Sounds like a
story I should hear.
No, no, sorry. No.
We don't talk about Cairo.
He knows that.
We never talk about Cairo,
especially not when we're flying
directly over
Cairo. Just shut up.
You shut up. I'll get it
out of you eventually.
People always tell me
what I want to know.
Yeah, well, pack a sack
lunch there, sweetheart.
It's gonna take you a while.
Listen.
Hey, you know what,
when we get back,
we're gonna have to talk
to Matty about designating
that area a "no fly" zone.
What, the whole
country? Sure, why not?
Tell you what, throw in
the border countries, too,
just to... be safe.
So, whose watch is that?
Old watch, new band,
and every time you want
to know the time, you're
checking your phone.
MacGYVER: Matty's
right. You're good.
Hey. As long as we're playing
20 questions there, missy,
you sure are going through
a lot of trouble to find
a missing Navy SEAL.
And there's not even
proof he's even alive.
I'm yet to hear
a question buried
in all that innuendo,
Jack. Oh, I think you know
what the question is.
He's working his way up
to asking if you and
Diaz were together. Ah.
So just because I
want to save a man
means I must have
been sleeping with him.
I don't fish in the
company pond.
I never get into
relationships with men...
or women who I work with.
Ever.
Ah. This is as far
as he'll take us.
That's fine by me...
This hay smells like
the south end of
a northbound mule.
Plus, I'm getting
eaten alive down here.
I forgot how much I hate
the creepy-crawlies in Turkey.
We almost got stabbed, and
that's what you're worried about?
I didn't say I was worried. Dude,
you're wearing a purse. Guys,
let's move... we got to
find another vehicle fast.
Okay,
Mac, Jack and Cage are
past the first military checkpoint,
but they're still 30 miles
from where the terror
group is holed up.
So?
So, now we provide overwatch
until they get
there. No, I mean,
so, what did you
find out about Cage?
Don't act like you
didn't do some digging.
Digging into her was like trying
to dig up concrete with a spork.
She was SAS.
She does work for the CIA.
But everything else was TS/SCI.
Sensitive Compartmented
Information.
Above Top Secret.
Yay!
More walking.
So, uh, what's the
story, Ms. Cage?
If you and this Diaz
kid weren't dating...
Which you've made
abundantly clear...
Then, uh, why are
you doing all this?
Diaz was part of
the first SEAL team
the CIA paired me with. 2013.
He could tell I was
new to the sandbox,
and he had my back... He
saved my life more times
than my ego would like to admit.
Yeah.
Samantha, you do realize
that there's a chance
that this ransom is a hoax?
Two years is a very...
Yeah, it's a very long time.
But either way, his
parents will get the truth,
and I'll get a chance
to find the bastards
trying to profit off his death,
and break their bones.
So, what's this look like?
You know what, I think
I actually can fix this.
Yeah? Yeah.
Looks kind of beyond repair.
Unless you got some
bubble gum and a paper clip.
Right, Mac? Or an M-134.
What?
Yeah!
Nice!
Where did you learn that?
The Army?
A 12-year-old kid in Havana.
Uh-oh.
We got company, y'all.
Jack, give me your gun.
Huh? Give me your gun.
Give me your gun. Get down.
Ow!
Quick, let's go before
they realize I
speak in an accent.
That was one badass Jedi
mind trick there, lady. Come on.
Nice work.
Drive!
MacGYVER: Hey,
Matty, we got eyes
on the compound that
Riley tracked the terrorists to.
Yeah, it's a two-story building
with bars on every window,
and what looks like heavy-gauge
locks on every lower-level door.
All the security
upgrades you'd want if you
were holding a high-value
American hostage.
So, how are we
supposed to get in there?
Yeah, and how are we
getting in without them hearing?
Breaching any of the
windows and doors
is gonna make a lot of noise.
I think I know how we're
gonna do this. Follow me.
I need you two to grab
the back of the pole so
that you can anchor me.
Anchor you for what? I
wouldn't ask that. Trust me.
I've learned just
to have blind faith.
Maybe you should shut
your eyes... that'll help.
Ah.
All right.
All right, so, you
guys are gonna walk
the end of the pole
away from the building,
put as much pressure
on it as you can,
then run straight towards
the building, pushing up.
I'm gonna feel a whole lot
more comfortable if I understood
what we're actually doing,
you know? Oh, uh, you guys
are gonna help me overcome
Earth's gravitational pull.
So three forces to consider.
Obviously, gravity;
second one's friction...
Never mind. Let's
just do this. Come on.
Here good? Mm-hmm.
Jack, you ready? Yeah.
Three, two, one.
Let's clear the place.
Clear.
Yeah, we're clear down here.
Hands in the air!
Well...
they definitely got the
"don't move" part down.
And I think I know why.
Two shots, center mass.
Each and every one.
Look at that. They
couldn't even get a shot off.
Whoever did this was fast.
Could've been
three or four killers
the way they got
the jump on 'em.
But hey, hey, hey.
What's missing?
Shell casings. Yeah,
they picked them up.
We're not dealing
with rookies here, Mac.
These guys are pros.
Yeah, but which pros?
Foreign agents or
a rival terrorist cell?
Hey.
There's a room behind here.
Diaz?
MacGYVER: Well,
someone was here,
but we can't be sure who.
Yeah, we can.
You sure about that?
331 was Diaz's BUD/S class.
He was here. JACK: So
now a new group of bad guys
has our good guy, and we have
no idea where they're taking him.
Or what they plan
on doing with him.
So Diaz is alive, but the bad
guys who had him are dead?
Then who has him now?
Worse guys.
How'd they even
know where Diaz was?
It doesn't matter. What
matters is we find him.
Not that you guys can see,
but from where I'm sitting, they
left some big cyber footprints.
Mac's phone just did
a digital handshake
with a Wi-Fi router.
And that same router
just shook hands with
four burner phones
just over 23 hours ago.
Well, can you trace
those phones and find out
where they are now?
It's a fortress.
It's probably got a
moat and a drawbridge.
Look at that thing, man.
Actually, it's a hisar.
It's one of the castles
built by the sultans
of the Ottoman
Empire between 1299
and 1453 A.D. Great.
Did you just mansplain to him?
It's not mansplaining if
it's man to man... it's just...
'splaining.
And don't worry, he's gonna do
the same thing to you, trust me.
Not if he wants to
keep all his fingers.
MacGYVER: Well,
I'm not trying to...
I just know a lot
of stuff. Okay, so,
Jack might be
wrong historically,
but he's right tactically.
Whatever this place used to be, it's
a fortress now. Well, I think you mean
a "hizzar." Hisar.
And if we had proof
Diaz was alive in there, we
could call for reinforcements.
So we just need
eyes on the inside.
Look.
Ah, no, no, stay.
Mac, what are...
No, no, just let him be weird.
Trust me.
Okay, here. Jack, I
need a cell phone.
He needs a cell phone. Let's go.
I'm not getting this back, am I?
Here you go.
Now, we just need to get it
into one of those windows.
I can do that.
Uh, guys, guys. Guys! Guys!
I played, uh, soccer
from the time I was four
all the way through college.
Yeah? Yeah? And I was the kicker
for my middle school
football team, okay?
I once had six field
goals in one game.
That's a division record. Sweet.
You did say middle
school, though, right?
Hey. Lady... Hey,
you're drawing attention...
"Lady"? Settle this
like adults, okay?
Okay, fine.
Not exactly what I had in mind.
Give me that thing.
You know what, Jack?
No, no, just one more.
This is serious. CAGE:
My turn, Beckham.
Be my guest.
Okay, Riley, let's see if this
video is good for something
aside from making me nauseous.
Hold on. I think
I got something.
That's him.
Diaz.
He's alive.
What about the people
holding him... Can
you help us I.D. them?
Yeah, most of them are wearing
keffiyeh to hide their faces...
There's one.
Looks like he might
be the guy in charge.
That's the Ten of Spades.
Yeah, now is not
the best time for
card tricks, Jack.
No, it's not a card
trick, Riley, okay?
When they sent us to Iraq
in '04, they gave
us all decks of cards
so we could memorize the
faces of high-value targets.
Iraqi Minister of Defense
was the Eight of Hearts.
Saddam was the Ace of Spades,
and that barrel of
monkeys right there,
he was the Ten.
Tahir Ali al-Tikriti: Acid Ali.
A commander in the
Iraqi Republican Guard
and the last uncaptured war
criminal of Saddam's regime.
We've got everyone
else in the deck,
but the Ten of Spades
was never found.
If we play our cards right,
we can get him right now.
Now that we have proof of life,
I can get a SEAL
team here in six hours.
I don't think we have that long.
I was able to stabilize
a little more of the video.
And I don't think
our Ten of Spades
is planning on demanding ransom.
Guys, we don't have
time to wait for the SEALs.
He'll be dead in two hours.
We have to rescue Diaz now.
Before they kill him with
the whole world watching.
MacGYVER: Riley, we
need a map of this place.
A map you can get on Wikipedia.
I'm getting full schematics
of all defensive upgrades
since this hisar was built.
How come everybody
knows that but me?
Okay, almost there.
Almost? Do I need to remind you
of the clock we're
on right now, Riley?
No, Jack. Do I
need to remind you
I'm hacking the secured
network of a foreign government
in a language I don't speak?
No. But also...
I'm in.
MacGYVER: Okay.
So we're looking at a
6,000 square foot building,
with two levels, not
including the basement.
And 13, 14, 15 rooms,
which is bad because Diaz
could be in any one of them.
There's a room
in the center of the basement;
no windows, one door.
Perfect place for a hostage.
Best way breach is
gonna be to parachute
under the cover of night.
Except we don't have a
parachute, a plane, or, you know...
Don't be negative, okay? I'm
just spit-ballin', okay? Okay.
Hey, uh, Riley. My
Turkish is a little rusty.
Can you translate that text?
All right, it says,
"The foundation
was repaired in 1998
using the beam and base
underpinning method."
Thank you, Bob Vila.
How does that help us?
Well, the Ottomans did
build a lot of their castles
on top of even
older Roman ruins.
Does he always
give a history lesson?
Yes, but that's a good thing,
because it always leads to
him saying... I have an idea.
And there it is. Beam
and base underpinning
is a method of
foundation reinforcement,
used when the ground
beneath the building
is unable to bear the load.
Riley, switch the satellite
to radar imagery.
Are those...?
Tunnels.
Catacombs, technically.
The Romans built
them everywhere.
So instead of going
in from above at night,
I'm going in from
below right now.
The closest entry
is three miles away.
What's your plan? To just
walk in and carry him out?
Oh, no. Walking
would be too slow.
I'm gonna have to swim.
But I'm gonna need
a big distraction
up top to cover what
I'm doing down below.
We just touched
down, Bozer's en route.
Copy that.
I was able to get enough clothes
for Jack, Bozer, and
I from a local farmer.
How's it going here?
Yeah, good. I'm just
finishing up with this thing.
What is this?
It's a, uh, diver
propulsion vehicle.
Well, it's my quick
and dirty version of one.
It's how I'm gonna get
through the three miles
of catacombs so quickly.
But the catacombs
aren't underwater.
No, they're not, not yet.
Jack, how's it
coming over there?
Oh, well, it stinks
to high heaven,
but it's getting really
thick. Look at that.
Well, you're not supposed
to inhale the fumes,
"A," and "B,"
thick is good. That
means it's ready.
That looks like C4.
Uh, it's not exactly C4,
but it's not too
far off, either.
I couldn't find what I
needed laying around,
so I had to make do.
Here you go.
And Jack... Don't
agitate the explosive.
Yeah, I got it. No. It's
not shock sensitive.
I was just gonna say, "hurry."
Oh.
As in "hurry." Go. Go.
Where exactly do you want
me to put this thing again?
Equidistant.
Equi... what?
In the middle, between
the two I-beams.
Yeah, yeah. Okay.
"Equidistant." Why didn't
you just say "in the middle"?
Hey, Mac, wait. Uh...
Look, I-I dig your whole
hero vibe. Really, I do.
But you and Jack have
gone above and beyond
and it really should be
me going down there.
I promised I'd
get Diaz back, too.
Besides, if this breaks down,
I'm the only one who can fix it.
Okay. Your Campbell's
Chunky Boom Boom's in place.
What's next? Uh, yeah, just help
me get down here with all the stuff.
We've got 30 minutes till
they live-stream Diaz's murder.
You sure that's enough
time? It's gonna have to be.
That shaped charge
is gonna punch a hole
in the dam and it's gonna
flood the catacombs.
Then after about 20 minutes,
that pressure's
gonna widen the hole.
Then the whole damn
dam comes down.
And if I'm not back by then,
or if I'm wrong
about any of this,
Diaz and I both drown.
See why it should be me?
- MacGYVER: Jack.
- Yeah, it's coming.
Mac? Good luck down there.
All right, Mac.
Turn right...
Now. And in 60 feet
you'll be in position.
You're now in the corridors
right beneath the compound.
You see a tunnel
leading off to the east?
Catacomb, but, yeah.
Whatever.
137 paces
down that hall puts your
right beneath Diaz's cell.
All right.
Front entrance has
three guards, all armed.
Two on the roof,
two in the courtyard.
Copy that.
Stay put and stay safe, Bozer.
We don't need anybody else
putting any more
holes in you, man.
Pardon?
Hey!
Well, that didn't go as planned.
But we got their
attention, now let's keep it.
Jack and Cage
have them distracted.
Mac, you're up.
137...
Okay, Mac. You're now
right beneath the room.
What are the exact
dimensions again?
Ten by ten.
Hey, but Mac, how does that
help you blow a hole in
the middle of the floor?
I'm not blowing a hole
in the middle of the floor.
I'm bringing the floor to me.
Lieutenant Diaz. My
name's MacGyver.
I'm with the U.S. government.
And I'm here to
save you. Thank you.
Don't thank me, thank
Agent Cage. Samantha?
She's here?
If you want to see her, I
suggest we get moving quick.
What? This is our way out?
Yeah. And you're just
gonna have to trust me.
Take those.
Okay. Package is in hand.
Yeah, copy that, Mac.
Ready for...
Mac has got the package,
and he's heading for exfil.
Hey, we're about to bail on
this party, Cage. You ready?
Oh, yeah. Cover me.
Drop them!
Get on the ground.
On your knees. Man, I
ain't getting on my knees.
So you're the Ten
of Spades, huh?
You know, we've actually met.
Have we? Yeah.
Well, not-not formally. It
was right around the time
you and your boys
were invading Kuwait.
I was put on special assignment
by the U.S. government
to take you out, and I
don't mean for a cocktail.
I guess your mission
was a failure, huh?
Well, combination of
bad intel, and the fact
that you're a real flake,
man. You didn't even show up.
But it's a blessing in
disguise, 'cause now,
here we are, you know, sharing
all this quality time together.
Actually,
I have to be somewhere,
so our quality time is over.
BOZER: It was Mr. Bozer
in the dining room
with the candlestick.
Bozer, what the hell, man?
Uh, don't you mean, thank you?
Uh, no. I mean, "What the hell,
man?" I have a plan. A plan?
What plan? You were on your
knees with your eyes closed.
I told you to stay outside.
Uh, yeah, and if I
had, you'd be dead,
and then we'd be missing
the member of our crew
with the dope karaoke skills.
I just saved your life, Jack.
Well, I guess maybe
you did, didn't you? I did.
Come here. Uh, I did, didn't I?
Ah! So Mac's not the only one
you owe a Wookie life-debt to.
No, no, no, don't-don't
talk about Wookie life-debts.
Okay? That's real
serious. Oh, okay.
Save it for Comic-Con, boys.
I got an exfil team standing by.
Okay. I'll get the legs. Yeah.
This is it.
It's too high.
What's that sound?
That is the sound of
the dam finally breaking.
Guys, let's go. We got to hurry.
Any chance you
got a rope up there?
Next best thing, bud.
Meet me halfway.
Come on!
All right.
♪ Pray for tomorrow ♪
♪ But for today ♪
♪ All ♪
♪ I want ♪
♪ Is to be home ♪
♪ Stand in the mirror ♪
♪ You look the same ♪
♪ Just looking for shelter ♪
♪ From the cold and the pain ♪
♪ And all ♪
♪ I want ♪
♪ Is to be home... ♪
Lieutenant Diaz is
home with his family
right now, and as
far as I'm concerned,
the three of you are heroes.
But...
not everybody agrees with me.
And those who don't
feel that you three
broke the rules and
you need to be punished.
Oversight has
informed me that I need
to officially warn you both
about your role in this mission.
An official warning? That's
it? It's just an official warning?
Dude, I got so many warnings on
my record, I've lost count. Oh, man.
It'll go in your permanent file.
So what? Okay.
Not sure why you'd wear
this as a badge of honor, Jack.
But, yeah, you're right.
It's a slap on the
wrist for you two.
Well, yeah. What about Cage?
Unfortunately, the penalty
for Cage is more severe.
The CIA is officially
discharging you,
effective immediately.
You may be brought
up on charges.
Could mean jail time.
Well, I knew that
was a likely outcome.
But you went anyway.
Yeah.
And I'd do it again.
So now that you're
unemployed, would you like a job?
What? Hey, whoa.
Now wait a second.
That is a group decision.
Okay, we're a team, need a big
group dinner, maybe get around
a big table, with
some... I like it.
What do you say? Well, a job
wouldn't mean much if I'm in jail.
Don't worry about
that. I have a plan.
When do I start?
Right now.
That really hurt, though. Relax.
See,
because this wasn't
an official mission,
I was under no obligation
to hand over any intel
that we may have gathered
or prisoners that we
may have captured.
So, whatever intel
we get from him today,
we're gonna use
that as leverage.
So, you're going to
offer the CIA a trade.
They get what's in his head,
and I get all charges dropped.
Just hope he's as
valuable as we suspect.
You and I both know that
men like this have secrets.
The trick is getting it out
of 'em, and knowing you,
that shouldn't be a problem.
Good luck.
You okay?
Yeah.
Glad to be back home.
What the...?!
Hola, Senor Boze.
What the hell?!
You look like you could
use a shot, my dude.
Am I being punked?
Where are the cameras?
Who did this to you?
Jack did this, didn't he?
If you mean the
Jackster, hells yeah.
We had the most
intense road trip
while you were
chilling in the ICU.
Me, J-man, and Mac... three
bros on the open road. Hey,
what in the world... I learned
how to make the perfect Cadillac
margarita...
What'd you do? I reset him.
Millions in hardware and R&D,
and Jack turned
him into a frat bro.
Looks like he's been
playing beer pong all morning.
We got a lot of
reprogramming to do. A lot.
Come on! So disappointed in you.
I think I smell alcohol
on your hard drive.
Here you go, man.
Thanks. Cheers.
Miss Cage is pretty great, huh?
Really?
Mm. Well.
I mean, I think she's awesome,
but I just kind of
figured you'd be all...
"Man, that gol-durn
girl's gonna be
"messing up our mojo, man.
We got to get her
out." Okay, all right.
I don't sound like that, least
I don't know, man.
I like her. She's cool.
Yeah. Yeah.
So you're gonna get all
worked up about her messing
with our mojo later
then? I reserve that right.
Of course, yes.
I do think we should
probably tell her
about the whole
Mad Murdoc situation,
since joining our merry
little band's gonna put her
right in the crosshairs. You
know what I mean? Agreed.
Although it's not like
we have a whole lot of...
actionable intel to share.
What do you mean?
We know he's
not in Cuba. That...
True, but it never hurts to
have another big brain in there
cooking up ways to find him.
Let's not forget, he is a
full-blown psychopath.
And he's not the only
one we need to find.
We are gonna keep looking
for your old man, aren't we?
I guess.
Come on. What do
you mean, you guess?
Seeing that video
of Diaz's father
made me wonder.
Would my dad do
something like that for me?
Well, that's a wrong question.
Would you do something
like that for him?
Look, man, the truth
can be complicated,
especially when
it comes to family,
but that's a
two-way street, bro.
Hey, maybe he gave up
on you all those years ago,
and maybe he had a
very good reason for that.
But either way,
that's no reason just
to give up on him now.
Come on.
He is your dad and...
You ain't got but one.
You've read my material.
Yeah.
Hey, Jack?
Yeah? Come here.
Huh. Huh.
Is that you? Yeah.
On my tenth birthday. This is...
This was taken
the day my dad left.
Well, he hid it in there
for a reason. It's got to be
a clue, right?
I don't know. But
I'm gonna find out.
Captioning sponsored by CBS
♪ ♪
MacGYVER: 103 miles
off the coast of Florida,
there's an island
that'll always hold
a special place in my heart.
Now, everyone
loves the landscape,
the food, the music.
But what I love
most are the people.
The Cubans learned how to
make do with what they had.
And maybe that
simplicity of life
is why everybody
seems so happy here...
Well, almost everybody.
You keep punching on the kid,
I'm gonna get jealous over here.
Where's the love?
And you swing
like a little girl.
Oh! Yeah, that was more manly.
¡Mira!
Why are you looking
for this man, huh?
He's dating my sister.
Oh!
Oh, my cousin?
Oh...
Mi madre?
Okay. Okay, papa.
Since you don't seem
to know nothing, huh,
perhaps I go back
to your friend...
What's so funny, huh?
Jack!
What's so funny, huh?
You know, you could've
hit him with your fist.
I know, but a headbutt sends
a much clearer message. Besides,
I was only taking
all those punches
to give your big, swollen
brain enough time
to figure this out.
Which I did. You're welcome.
Yeah, well, it took
you long enough.
Next time, you make
a blade out of a button.
Maybe I will.
Hey. Hey, cowboy.
Wakey-wakey.
Oy! My turn, sweetheart.
Listen up, now.
This lunatic tried to kill
us, so we locked him up.
So he sent another lunatic
to trash our headquarters
and stab our
friend. You listening?
And then just when we
thought we were done with this
wannabe super-villain,
he eats half of Paradise
Lost to fake his own death
and escape from supermax.
So, as you can imagine,
we'd like to have a little
word with him about that.
Hey.
We know Murdoc
was here. Where is he?
¡Buenas dias!
You Miguel?
Hey, where you going?
We just want to
have a little chat.
Hey! Hey!
Now what?
This, right here.
Oh, come on, man.
What are we supposed
to do with this?
Well, as long as it runs, right?
Get it going.
Be honest.
This is what your
heaven looks like, isn't it?
This is Cuba, Jack.
Everything's improvised.
Whoo!
Yes. Say your
prayers, Jack's driving.
¡Mueve tu trasero!
Move! Out of the way! Move!
Hey!
Jack! Hit the brakes!
What?
I said, hit the brakes!
Brakes?
What brakes?!
MacGYVER: Ah, crap!
This is gonna hurt!
♪ ♪
Are you sure this
is necessary, Bozer?
You did two weeks of rehab,
your stitches are healed.
I watched you walk
down the hallway
to get into this wheelchair.
Hospital rules, Riley. Sorry.
Ooh, sorry about that.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Okay... How clumsy of me.
Sorry. Okay, okay.
I'm getting up, all right? Okay.
Finally. Oh...
Look who's better already. Hi.
Yeah. It'll take more than
a knife-wielding
psychopath to stop me.
I mean, not much more, but...
How was Cuba? JACK: Mm...
No bueno.
I mean, our intel
was half-right.
Miguel did help Murdoc
get into the country,
but he was just picking up
some cash he had hidden,
and then he disappeared again.
Minor setback aside,
I did get to, uh, Evel
Knievel a seawall,
which was nice, and pick
up a box of these bad boys.
What do you say, hero... cigar?
Uh, thanks, Jack, but the
last time I smoked a cigar,
I nearly threw up.
I'm good. Thank you.
I knew I should have
asked the girl first.
Oh, you're gonna end up
back in that wheelchair, bubba.
Mac,
is that the watch?
Yep. "The watch"?
That watch changed Mac's life.
It's the reason he fell in love
with building stuff.
It was his father's.
My first real memory
of my dad, actually,
was him popping this thing open.
He used to explain
all the little parts...
The cogs, the
springs, the gears...
They all come together
to make something greater.
He didn't keister that thing, did he?
- Jack...
That was a movie. That
was a good question.
No, it wasn't. Anyways,
with this watch, my
dad taught me that,
with the right parts, you
could make anything.
Even time.
And it was about the only thing
he took with him when he left.
So you found his
watch, but not him?
Well, we-we tracked him
from his last known location
to a hostel in Barcelona,
then to a crash-pad in Kiev,
which led to a
cabin in Patagonia...
Which is where we
found this. Yeah, and then
that's when Matty
called us back in
to deal with this pain
in our ass, Murdoc.
Your dad loved that
watch. It's hard to imagine
him leaving it behind.
Yeah, I know.
When we just weren't
talking, that was one thing.
But now...
I mean, not knowing
where he is, it's...
Yeah. My dad's not winning any
"Father of the
Year" awards either.
But if he just disappeared, you
think something happened to him?
I don't know. That's
the worst part of it.
It always has been.
When I was a kid, I used
to wish I would find out
that he up and left, started
a new family somewhere,
so at least I'd have an answer.
But now...
all I have are questions.
Jack, turn the car
around. Matty needs us.
I know that everything we
do here is highly classified,
but what we're about to discuss
does not leave this room. Clear?
But-but isn't that what
"highly classified" means?
Jack... Okay, if we say yes,
will you tell us who she is?
Samantha Cage, CIA.
The accent says otherwise.
I was SAS 4-Squadron
before the CIA offered me a job.
MacGYVER: 4-Squadron?
That's the covert ops unit of
Australian Intelligence, yeah?
That's right. BOZER:
I'm impressed.
You don't even know
what that is, Bozer.
True. But it sounds
secret agent-y.
Agent Cage's specialty
is intel extraction.
What Riley can do to a computer,
she can do to a suspect...
- Hack their hard drive.
- Oh, that's adorable.
But yours truly is
already well-trained
at interrogating hostiles.
If I need info out of somebody
who's being stubborn,
I can usually just
rearrange their face.
Oh, that's adorable,
but, you see, I prefer
methods that actually work.
Such as?
Let's just say I can
be your best friend
or your worst nightmare.
Ooh.
So why are you here?
Hey, the last time
Matty introduced us
to a new face in the Phoenix,
I wound up with 20 stitches.
What's this about?
Two years ago, I
sent a SEAL team
on a classified mission
to the Middle East.
Mission went sideways,
team was ambushed.
Everyone got out, except one...
Lieutenant J.G. Samuel Diaz's
transport was hit by an RPG.
His body was never found.
He was considered K.I.A.,
until now.
Ten days ago, Diaz's
parents were contacted
by a small terrorist cell
claiming that their son
is still alive, and demanding
$5 million for his release.
So, they had him for two years,
and they're just now
asking for ransom?
My superiors had the
same question: why now?
I think they've been moving
Diaz from one spider hole
to another to keep
us from finding him.
When the search died down,
they decided they want to cash in.
Maybe. But every
agency in the Five Eyes
has looked into this.
Not one could
find proof of life.
The official position
of the U.S. government
is that this is a hoax.
A terror cell looking to
capitalize off of a dead SEAL.
But if they're wrong,
then Diaz is still alive,
and no one's coming to save him.
Nobody but us, right?
When the CIA denied
my official request
to lead a rescue mission,
I followed a few
leads on my own,
came up empty, and then
decided to call an old friend.
Even if this is a hoax,
I need to see it through
for Diaz's parents.
They're so desperate
for answers,
they've set up an
online funding page,
hoping to raise the $5 million.
MR. DIAZ: losing a child.
Samuel needs our help now,
all of our help,
- to bring him home safely.
- I want us to run
the rescue mission that
our government won't.
Okay? But since this has already
been refused through official channels...
It's gonna have to
be way off the books.
And you can't
order us to help, so...
So we all need to volunteer.
Look, I...
I know you guys just met me,
and I'm aware that
this is a lot to ask,
but I wouldn't be here if I
had anywhere else to turn.
I hate asking for money...
but this is our son.
And no matter what,
I will never give up on my son.
I'm in.
Leave no man behind.
Yeah, I'm down.
All right. I'm in.
Yeah. Let's bring this guy home.
Agent Cage,
looks like you got
yourself a team.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hooyah.
♪ ♪
We're flying over Egypt.
Jack hates Egypt.
We had a...
thing in Cairo, and he's
clearly still working on it.
Sounds like a
story I should hear.
No, no, sorry. No.
We don't talk about Cairo.
He knows that.
We never talk about Cairo,
especially not when we're flying
directly over
Cairo. Just shut up.
You shut up. I'll get it
out of you eventually.
People always tell me
what I want to know.
Yeah, well, pack a sack
lunch there, sweetheart.
It's gonna take you a while.
Listen.
Hey, you know what,
when we get back,
we're gonna have to talk
to Matty about designating
that area a "no fly" zone.
What, the whole
country? Sure, why not?
Tell you what, throw in
the border countries, too,
just to... be safe.
So, whose watch is that?
Old watch, new band,
and every time you want
to know the time, you're
checking your phone.
MacGYVER: Matty's
right. You're good.
Hey. As long as we're playing
20 questions there, missy,
you sure are going through
a lot of trouble to find
a missing Navy SEAL.
And there's not even
proof he's even alive.
I'm yet to hear
a question buried
in all that innuendo,
Jack. Oh, I think you know
what the question is.
He's working his way up
to asking if you and
Diaz were together. Ah.
So just because I
want to save a man
means I must have
been sleeping with him.
I don't fish in the
company pond.
I never get into
relationships with men...
or women who I work with.
Ever.
Ah. This is as far
as he'll take us.
That's fine by me...
This hay smells like
the south end of
a northbound mule.
Plus, I'm getting
eaten alive down here.
I forgot how much I hate
the creepy-crawlies in Turkey.
We almost got stabbed, and
that's what you're worried about?
I didn't say I was worried. Dude,
you're wearing a purse. Guys,
let's move... we got to
find another vehicle fast.
Okay,
Mac, Jack and Cage are
past the first military checkpoint,
but they're still 30 miles
from where the terror
group is holed up.
So?
So, now we provide overwatch
until they get
there. No, I mean,
so, what did you
find out about Cage?
Don't act like you
didn't do some digging.
Digging into her was like trying
to dig up concrete with a spork.
She was SAS.
She does work for the CIA.
But everything else was TS/SCI.
Sensitive Compartmented
Information.
Above Top Secret.
Yay!
More walking.
So, uh, what's the
story, Ms. Cage?
If you and this Diaz
kid weren't dating...
Which you've made
abundantly clear...
Then, uh, why are
you doing all this?
Diaz was part of
the first SEAL team
the CIA paired me with. 2013.
He could tell I was
new to the sandbox,
and he had my back... He
saved my life more times
than my ego would like to admit.
Yeah.
Samantha, you do realize
that there's a chance
that this ransom is a hoax?
Two years is a very...
Yeah, it's a very long time.
But either way, his
parents will get the truth,
and I'll get a chance
to find the bastards
trying to profit off his death,
and break their bones.
So, what's this look like?
You know what, I think
I actually can fix this.
Yeah? Yeah.
Looks kind of beyond repair.
Unless you got some
bubble gum and a paper clip.
Right, Mac? Or an M-134.
What?
Yeah!
Nice!
Where did you learn that?
The Army?
A 12-year-old kid in Havana.
Uh-oh.
We got company, y'all.
Jack, give me your gun.
Huh? Give me your gun.
Give me your gun. Get down.
Ow!
Quick, let's go before
they realize I
speak in an accent.
That was one badass Jedi
mind trick there, lady. Come on.
Nice work.
Drive!
MacGYVER: Hey,
Matty, we got eyes
on the compound that
Riley tracked the terrorists to.
Yeah, it's a two-story building
with bars on every window,
and what looks like heavy-gauge
locks on every lower-level door.
All the security
upgrades you'd want if you
were holding a high-value
American hostage.
So, how are we
supposed to get in there?
Yeah, and how are we
getting in without them hearing?
Breaching any of the
windows and doors
is gonna make a lot of noise.
I think I know how we're
gonna do this. Follow me.
I need you two to grab
the back of the pole so
that you can anchor me.
Anchor you for what? I
wouldn't ask that. Trust me.
I've learned just
to have blind faith.
Maybe you should shut
your eyes... that'll help.
Ah.
All right.
All right, so, you
guys are gonna walk
the end of the pole
away from the building,
put as much pressure
on it as you can,
then run straight towards
the building, pushing up.
I'm gonna feel a whole lot
more comfortable if I understood
what we're actually doing,
you know? Oh, uh, you guys
are gonna help me overcome
Earth's gravitational pull.
So three forces to consider.
Obviously, gravity;
second one's friction...
Never mind. Let's
just do this. Come on.
Here good? Mm-hmm.
Jack, you ready? Yeah.
Three, two, one.
Let's clear the place.
Clear.
Yeah, we're clear down here.
Hands in the air!
Well...
they definitely got the
"don't move" part down.
And I think I know why.
Two shots, center mass.
Each and every one.
Look at that. They
couldn't even get a shot off.
Whoever did this was fast.
Could've been
three or four killers
the way they got
the jump on 'em.
But hey, hey, hey.
What's missing?
Shell casings. Yeah,
they picked them up.
We're not dealing
with rookies here, Mac.
These guys are pros.
Yeah, but which pros?
Foreign agents or
a rival terrorist cell?
Hey.
There's a room behind here.
Diaz?
MacGYVER: Well,
someone was here,
but we can't be sure who.
Yeah, we can.
You sure about that?
331 was Diaz's BUD/S class.
He was here. JACK: So
now a new group of bad guys
has our good guy, and we have
no idea where they're taking him.
Or what they plan
on doing with him.
So Diaz is alive, but the bad
guys who had him are dead?
Then who has him now?
Worse guys.
How'd they even
know where Diaz was?
It doesn't matter. What
matters is we find him.
Not that you guys can see,
but from where I'm sitting, they
left some big cyber footprints.
Mac's phone just did
a digital handshake
with a Wi-Fi router.
And that same router
just shook hands with
four burner phones
just over 23 hours ago.
Well, can you trace
those phones and find out
where they are now?
It's a fortress.
It's probably got a
moat and a drawbridge.
Look at that thing, man.
Actually, it's a hisar.
It's one of the castles
built by the sultans
of the Ottoman
Empire between 1299
and 1453 A.D. Great.
Did you just mansplain to him?
It's not mansplaining if
it's man to man... it's just...
'splaining.
And don't worry, he's gonna do
the same thing to you, trust me.
Not if he wants to
keep all his fingers.
MacGYVER: Well,
I'm not trying to...
I just know a lot
of stuff. Okay, so,
Jack might be
wrong historically,
but he's right tactically.
Whatever this place used to be, it's
a fortress now. Well, I think you mean
a "hizzar." Hisar.
And if we had proof
Diaz was alive in there, we
could call for reinforcements.
So we just need
eyes on the inside.
Look.
Ah, no, no, stay.
Mac, what are...
No, no, just let him be weird.
Trust me.
Okay, here. Jack, I
need a cell phone.
He needs a cell phone. Let's go.
I'm not getting this back, am I?
Here you go.
Now, we just need to get it
into one of those windows.
I can do that.
Uh, guys, guys. Guys! Guys!
I played, uh, soccer
from the time I was four
all the way through college.
Yeah? Yeah? And I was the kicker
for my middle school
football team, okay?
I once had six field
goals in one game.
That's a division record. Sweet.
You did say middle
school, though, right?
Hey. Lady... Hey,
you're drawing attention...
"Lady"? Settle this
like adults, okay?
Okay, fine.
Not exactly what I had in mind.
Give me that thing.
You know what, Jack?
No, no, just one more.
This is serious. CAGE:
My turn, Beckham.
Be my guest.
Okay, Riley, let's see if this
video is good for something
aside from making me nauseous.
Hold on. I think
I got something.
That's him.
Diaz.
He's alive.
What about the people
holding him... Can
you help us I.D. them?
Yeah, most of them are wearing
keffiyeh to hide their faces...
There's one.
Looks like he might
be the guy in charge.
That's the Ten of Spades.
Yeah, now is not
the best time for
card tricks, Jack.
No, it's not a card
trick, Riley, okay?
When they sent us to Iraq
in '04, they gave
us all decks of cards
so we could memorize the
faces of high-value targets.
Iraqi Minister of Defense
was the Eight of Hearts.
Saddam was the Ace of Spades,
and that barrel of
monkeys right there,
he was the Ten.
Tahir Ali al-Tikriti: Acid Ali.
A commander in the
Iraqi Republican Guard
and the last uncaptured war
criminal of Saddam's regime.
We've got everyone
else in the deck,
but the Ten of Spades
was never found.
If we play our cards right,
we can get him right now.
Now that we have proof of life,
I can get a SEAL
team here in six hours.
I don't think we have that long.
I was able to stabilize
a little more of the video.
And I don't think
our Ten of Spades
is planning on demanding ransom.
Guys, we don't have
time to wait for the SEALs.
He'll be dead in two hours.
We have to rescue Diaz now.
Before they kill him with
the whole world watching.
MacGYVER: Riley, we
need a map of this place.
A map you can get on Wikipedia.
I'm getting full schematics
of all defensive upgrades
since this hisar was built.
How come everybody
knows that but me?
Okay, almost there.
Almost? Do I need to remind you
of the clock we're
on right now, Riley?
No, Jack. Do I
need to remind you
I'm hacking the secured
network of a foreign government
in a language I don't speak?
No. But also...
I'm in.
MacGYVER: Okay.
So we're looking at a
6,000 square foot building,
with two levels, not
including the basement.
And 13, 14, 15 rooms,
which is bad because Diaz
could be in any one of them.
There's a room
in the center of the basement;
no windows, one door.
Perfect place for a hostage.
Best way breach is
gonna be to parachute
under the cover of night.
Except we don't have a
parachute, a plane, or, you know...
Don't be negative, okay? I'm
just spit-ballin', okay? Okay.
Hey, uh, Riley. My
Turkish is a little rusty.
Can you translate that text?
All right, it says,
"The foundation
was repaired in 1998
using the beam and base
underpinning method."
Thank you, Bob Vila.
How does that help us?
Well, the Ottomans did
build a lot of their castles
on top of even
older Roman ruins.
Does he always
give a history lesson?
Yes, but that's a good thing,
because it always leads to
him saying... I have an idea.
And there it is. Beam
and base underpinning
is a method of
foundation reinforcement,
used when the ground
beneath the building
is unable to bear the load.
Riley, switch the satellite
to radar imagery.
Are those...?
Tunnels.
Catacombs, technically.
The Romans built
them everywhere.
So instead of going
in from above at night,
I'm going in from
below right now.
The closest entry
is three miles away.
What's your plan? To just
walk in and carry him out?
Oh, no. Walking
would be too slow.
I'm gonna have to swim.
But I'm gonna need
a big distraction
up top to cover what
I'm doing down below.
We just touched
down, Bozer's en route.
Copy that.
I was able to get enough clothes
for Jack, Bozer, and
I from a local farmer.
How's it going here?
Yeah, good. I'm just
finishing up with this thing.
What is this?
It's a, uh, diver
propulsion vehicle.
Well, it's my quick
and dirty version of one.
It's how I'm gonna get
through the three miles
of catacombs so quickly.
But the catacombs
aren't underwater.
No, they're not, not yet.
Jack, how's it
coming over there?
Oh, well, it stinks
to high heaven,
but it's getting really
thick. Look at that.
Well, you're not supposed
to inhale the fumes,
"A," and "B,"
thick is good. That
means it's ready.
That looks like C4.
Uh, it's not exactly C4,
but it's not too
far off, either.
I couldn't find what I
needed laying around,
so I had to make do.
Here you go.
And Jack... Don't
agitate the explosive.
Yeah, I got it. No. It's
not shock sensitive.
I was just gonna say, "hurry."
Oh.
As in "hurry." Go. Go.
Where exactly do you want
me to put this thing again?
Equidistant.
Equi... what?
In the middle, between
the two I-beams.
Yeah, yeah. Okay.
"Equidistant." Why didn't
you just say "in the middle"?
Hey, Mac, wait. Uh...
Look, I-I dig your whole
hero vibe. Really, I do.
But you and Jack have
gone above and beyond
and it really should be
me going down there.
I promised I'd
get Diaz back, too.
Besides, if this breaks down,
I'm the only one who can fix it.
Okay. Your Campbell's
Chunky Boom Boom's in place.
What's next? Uh, yeah, just help
me get down here with all the stuff.
We've got 30 minutes till
they live-stream Diaz's murder.
You sure that's enough
time? It's gonna have to be.
That shaped charge
is gonna punch a hole
in the dam and it's gonna
flood the catacombs.
Then after about 20 minutes,
that pressure's
gonna widen the hole.
Then the whole damn
dam comes down.
And if I'm not back by then,
or if I'm wrong
about any of this,
Diaz and I both drown.
See why it should be me?
- MacGYVER: Jack.
- Yeah, it's coming.
Mac? Good luck down there.
All right, Mac.
Turn right...
Now. And in 60 feet
you'll be in position.
You're now in the corridors
right beneath the compound.
You see a tunnel
leading off to the east?
Catacomb, but, yeah.
Whatever.
137 paces
down that hall puts your
right beneath Diaz's cell.
All right.
Front entrance has
three guards, all armed.
Two on the roof,
two in the courtyard.
Copy that.
Stay put and stay safe, Bozer.
We don't need anybody else
putting any more
holes in you, man.
Pardon?
Hey!
Well, that didn't go as planned.
But we got their
attention, now let's keep it.
Jack and Cage
have them distracted.
Mac, you're up.
137...
Okay, Mac. You're now
right beneath the room.
What are the exact
dimensions again?
Ten by ten.
Hey, but Mac, how does that
help you blow a hole in
the middle of the floor?
I'm not blowing a hole
in the middle of the floor.
I'm bringing the floor to me.
Lieutenant Diaz. My
name's MacGyver.
I'm with the U.S. government.
And I'm here to
save you. Thank you.
Don't thank me, thank
Agent Cage. Samantha?
She's here?
If you want to see her, I
suggest we get moving quick.
What? This is our way out?
Yeah. And you're just
gonna have to trust me.
Take those.
Okay. Package is in hand.
Yeah, copy that, Mac.
Ready for...
Mac has got the package,
and he's heading for exfil.
Hey, we're about to bail on
this party, Cage. You ready?
Oh, yeah. Cover me.
Drop them!
Get on the ground.
On your knees. Man, I
ain't getting on my knees.
So you're the Ten
of Spades, huh?
You know, we've actually met.
Have we? Yeah.
Well, not-not formally. It
was right around the time
you and your boys
were invading Kuwait.
I was put on special assignment
by the U.S. government
to take you out, and I
don't mean for a cocktail.
I guess your mission
was a failure, huh?
Well, combination of
bad intel, and the fact
that you're a real flake,
man. You didn't even show up.
But it's a blessing in
disguise, 'cause now,
here we are, you know, sharing
all this quality time together.
Actually,
I have to be somewhere,
so our quality time is over.
BOZER: It was Mr. Bozer
in the dining room
with the candlestick.
Bozer, what the hell, man?
Uh, don't you mean, thank you?
Uh, no. I mean, "What the hell,
man?" I have a plan. A plan?
What plan? You were on your
knees with your eyes closed.
I told you to stay outside.
Uh, yeah, and if I
had, you'd be dead,
and then we'd be missing
the member of our crew
with the dope karaoke skills.
I just saved your life, Jack.
Well, I guess maybe
you did, didn't you? I did.
Come here. Uh, I did, didn't I?
Ah! So Mac's not the only one
you owe a Wookie life-debt to.
No, no, no, don't-don't
talk about Wookie life-debts.
Okay? That's real
serious. Oh, okay.
Save it for Comic-Con, boys.
I got an exfil team standing by.
Okay. I'll get the legs. Yeah.
This is it.
It's too high.
What's that sound?
That is the sound of
the dam finally breaking.
Guys, let's go. We got to hurry.
Any chance you
got a rope up there?
Next best thing, bud.
Meet me halfway.
Come on!
All right.
♪ Pray for tomorrow ♪
♪ But for today ♪
♪ All ♪
♪ I want ♪
♪ Is to be home ♪
♪ Stand in the mirror ♪
♪ You look the same ♪
♪ Just looking for shelter ♪
♪ From the cold and the pain ♪
♪ And all ♪
♪ I want ♪
♪ Is to be home... ♪
Lieutenant Diaz is
home with his family
right now, and as
far as I'm concerned,
the three of you are heroes.
But...
not everybody agrees with me.
And those who don't
feel that you three
broke the rules and
you need to be punished.
Oversight has
informed me that I need
to officially warn you both
about your role in this mission.
An official warning? That's
it? It's just an official warning?
Dude, I got so many warnings on
my record, I've lost count. Oh, man.
It'll go in your permanent file.
So what? Okay.
Not sure why you'd wear
this as a badge of honor, Jack.
But, yeah, you're right.
It's a slap on the
wrist for you two.
Well, yeah. What about Cage?
Unfortunately, the penalty
for Cage is more severe.
The CIA is officially
discharging you,
effective immediately.
You may be brought
up on charges.
Could mean jail time.
Well, I knew that
was a likely outcome.
But you went anyway.
Yeah.
And I'd do it again.
So now that you're
unemployed, would you like a job?
What? Hey, whoa.
Now wait a second.
That is a group decision.
Okay, we're a team, need a big
group dinner, maybe get around
a big table, with
some... I like it.
What do you say? Well, a job
wouldn't mean much if I'm in jail.
Don't worry about
that. I have a plan.
When do I start?
Right now.
That really hurt, though. Relax.
See,
because this wasn't
an official mission,
I was under no obligation
to hand over any intel
that we may have gathered
or prisoners that we
may have captured.
So, whatever intel
we get from him today,
we're gonna use
that as leverage.
So, you're going to
offer the CIA a trade.
They get what's in his head,
and I get all charges dropped.
Just hope he's as
valuable as we suspect.
You and I both know that
men like this have secrets.
The trick is getting it out
of 'em, and knowing you,
that shouldn't be a problem.
Good luck.
You okay?
Yeah.
Glad to be back home.
What the...?!
Hola, Senor Boze.
What the hell?!
You look like you could
use a shot, my dude.
Am I being punked?
Where are the cameras?
Who did this to you?
Jack did this, didn't he?
If you mean the
Jackster, hells yeah.
We had the most
intense road trip
while you were
chilling in the ICU.
Me, J-man, and Mac... three
bros on the open road. Hey,
what in the world... I learned
how to make the perfect Cadillac
margarita...
What'd you do? I reset him.
Millions in hardware and R&D,
and Jack turned
him into a frat bro.
Looks like he's been
playing beer pong all morning.
We got a lot of
reprogramming to do. A lot.
Come on! So disappointed in you.
I think I smell alcohol
on your hard drive.
Here you go, man.
Thanks. Cheers.
Miss Cage is pretty great, huh?
Really?
Mm. Well.
I mean, I think she's awesome,
but I just kind of
figured you'd be all...
"Man, that gol-durn
girl's gonna be
"messing up our mojo, man.
We got to get her
out." Okay, all right.
I don't sound like that, least
I don't know, man.
I like her. She's cool.
Yeah. Yeah.
So you're gonna get all
worked up about her messing
with our mojo later
then? I reserve that right.
Of course, yes.
I do think we should
probably tell her
about the whole
Mad Murdoc situation,
since joining our merry
little band's gonna put her
right in the crosshairs. You
know what I mean? Agreed.
Although it's not like
we have a whole lot of...
actionable intel to share.
What do you mean?
We know he's
not in Cuba. That...
True, but it never hurts to
have another big brain in there
cooking up ways to find him.
Let's not forget, he is a
full-blown psychopath.
And he's not the only
one we need to find.
We are gonna keep looking
for your old man, aren't we?
I guess.
Come on. What do
you mean, you guess?
Seeing that video
of Diaz's father
made me wonder.
Would my dad do
something like that for me?
Well, that's a wrong question.
Would you do something
like that for him?
Look, man, the truth
can be complicated,
especially when
it comes to family,
but that's a
two-way street, bro.
Hey, maybe he gave up
on you all those years ago,
and maybe he had a
very good reason for that.
But either way,
that's no reason just
to give up on him now.
Come on.
He is your dad and...
You ain't got but one.
You've read my material.
Yeah.
Hey, Jack?
Yeah? Come here.
Huh. Huh.
Is that you? Yeah.
On my tenth birthday. This is...
This was taken
the day my dad left.
Well, he hid it in there
for a reason. It's got to be
a clue, right?
I don't know. But
I'm gonna find out.
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