MILF Manor (2023–…): Season 1, Episode 5 - MILF I'm a Big Boy Now - full transcript

Do you ever thought
about who you want to date?

Ever since I got here, I've been
thinking about who I wanna date.

- Does that include me? No.
- Sure.

I was shocked that he's
been thinking about me,

I love him more than ever.

I would love to go
on a date or something.

I like Soyoung a lot, but
Shannon is a very special woman,

and I would love to get to know
each other a little bit deeper.

How do you feel when
you see the exterior of me,

being an older woman?

I mean, I see your elegance.



All right, I'll take that.

Jose is hard to figure out.

I feel like he may give
everyone that kind of attention,

so you don't know
if you're special.

Let's make a bet.

Gabriel can't come to
your room for one solid day.

Oh my God.

I know Gabriel feels
threatened, but I'm not.

It's so unattractive
being controlling and stuff,

and I felt like that's such a
weird way of looking at things.

The results of the
chemistry tests are in.

There's one mother and
son that scored the lowest.

- Oh.
- And they will be going home.

Oh.



April and Ricky, it's time
for you to leave the villa.

- Oh, no.
- Wow.

It just got real.

What, a new mom and son,
what the hell is going on?

Oh, my God, you
have to be kidding me.

- Oh.
- Oh, my God.

A new mom.

Holy I wasn't
expecting this at all.

Oh, my God.

Hi.

Oh, my God.

Hello.

Hi.

- What's your name?
- Lisa.

Joey, nice to meet you man.

- What's your name?
- Ryan, hi.

Ryan, oh, we got two Ryans now.

Oh, there are two
Ryans, all right.

It hasn't even been a
full 24 hours that April

and Ricky are gone, and
now we have newcomers.

Hey, Ryan, nice meeting you.

Like, we have
no idea what to expect

at any given time.

Plus, I don't know them.

- Look like really, really nice people.
- Yeah.

So, like, I don't know if
they can handle everything

that's been going on
in the house already.

Like... I'm like, are they
ready to sign up for this crazy?

Sorry, but what's your name?

- Stefany.
- Stefany, Lisa.

Stefany, I will remember,
okay, oh my God.

Well, lo and behold,
we have two newcomers,

and I'm thinking,
I'm wearing a bikini,

and she's wearing a
mu-mu, no competition.

- Hi, how you doing?
- April.

April, I'm born in April, I
can remember your name.

Good God!

I'm Ryan, and this is
my beautiful mom, Lisa.

Aw, thank you, honey.

Nice to meet you.

I know, I wanted
to do it again, yeah.

My mom's big personality is
definitely something that stands out.

She used to be an actress
back in the '80s and '90s

and still has that big
outgoing personality.

Ryan two, Ryan two.

Ryan... oh, man,
okay, it's a great name.

Ryan is just
this all-around guy,

he's amazingly artistic, he paints
and he composes classical music.

I mean, he's absolutely amazing.

I came on this
retreat to really spend

some quality time with
my son and also for us

both to be looking for
love at the same time.

And maybe the missing
piece is that I've needed

his opinion the whole time.

You guys give us one
second here, one second.

So just occurred to me,
you may not have any idea...

what's going on.

Yeah, so welcome, you
are on a dating retreat.

- Yes, we know that.
- Okay.

- Okay, we know that much.
- We're here... We're all moms.

We get to spend... Yeah.
Okay, all moms, with your sons.

- And these are our sons.
- With your sons, got it.

Yes.

And the purpose is to
get to know the sons.

And to break the age barriers.

- And the purpose for you...
- Age is just a number.

- Is to get to know the moms.
- Right.

Okay. And be open.

I'm just trying to get a
lay of the land, and like,

I didn't know all the moms
were going to be here.

It's the mom's sons
that is the dating pool.

I thought it was going to
be other people, other guys.

Let's go take out to the bar and
get a drink, everybody can come.

Yes, please, necessary.

So, I'm meeting a potential,
and then the mom, so very...

very interesting, very
interesting, what can I say?

Tell me if you
want one more tequila.

Thank you.

- Gracias...
- Salud.

- Okay.
- That is our resident bartender.

Oh, okay.

What do you make with that?

- He does a great job of making...
- Magic.

Yeah, he does, he
really... it really is magic.

And this is a
grapefruit, correct?

Yes.

- Yeah, oh, I love grapefruit...
- Yeah.

- Because it's so sour...
- Yeah, pretty sure.

In my opinion.

The balance is sweetness,

you look like you're very sweet,

so... so the balance
is sweetness.

You're good, I look sweet.

He's adorable.

I am 1,000% sure that
Lisa is going to be taken

in by Jose's good
looks and charm,

you know, Mr. Charismatic,
but I'm not giving up on Jose,

he's my... my one and only,

and so I need to make
sure that there's not too much

face time with the new girl.

So, like, have you dated
younger guys before?

- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah, how young?

27 years younger.

- Wow.
- Yeah.

I find younger men
better in the bedroom.

Do you want a grapefruit drink?

I think I would
like that, please.

- Let me find the shaker.
- Okay.

Older men have
an insecurity about them,

it's kind of annoying, it's
like they needed constant,

like, you know, like
being a mom to them.

Oh, honey, you look
fine, it's okay, I know

your hair's
receding, it happens.

Look what's happening to
me, you know... I don't know.

So, they needed
more, like, coddling.

Where do you live?

I live in Boston, but I'm
a senior engineer, so.

Okay, wow.

Oh, it's nice, very, very smart.

Engineer, what kind of engineer?

- I'm a software engineer.
- Okay.

Yeah, mostly like
machine learning,

artificial intelligence,
and stuff.

Okay, okay.

I usually date professionals,

so it's great to hear that Ryan

actually has an amazing career.

I mean, he seems
pretty mature for his age,

and I'm excited
to get to know him.

This is nice.

Thanks so much.

Yeah, it's nice.

I do feel a little bit like

I've been tossed
into the deep end.

But the first one
who catches my eye

is Stefany, she
is really pretty,

dressed in kind of a classy way.

It seems like someone
I maybe want to get

to know better,
interest is big for me.

So, who are you
taking out first?

You.

Oh, he's going to
take me out first.

I think Stefany
needs that attention.

I think it's her dream to
have, like, men fight over her.

See, I knew it, I knew it.

With Stefany...

Internally, I'm... I'm
pretty much super over it.

So I need an answer, that's
what I need from Stefany right now.

Is she here to date me,
is she interested in getting

to know me better
on that level or not?

The new Ryan
wants to take me out.

- Does he really?
- Yeah.

That's annoying...

At this point,
I would say Stefany

and I's connection is
the strongest it's been,

you know the new Ryan
can try and take her on a date

but she does like
me and I like her

and I think that's unbreakable.

Do you still love me?

Uh-oh, I have competition.

What happened?

From what I can see,
it seems like Stefany

and Gabriel really
have a connection there.

And so, I'm like, okay,

I'm not going to put
my eggs in that basket.

Come on.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

Aa-ha, salud.

Oh, hey, guys, I got a text.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- All right.
- Here we go.

Welcome to
the villa, Lisa, and Ryan.

We have an activity
plan that is sure to get you

well acquainted with
the other moms and sons.

Guys always think they know
what you want in the bedroom.

Facts.

But do they really?

The truth is, if anyone
knows about sex, it's us ladies.

You have the age,
wisdom, and experience,

and now we are giving
you the opportunity

to share that carnal
knowledge with your sons.

- No.
- Oh, I'm not.

Head inside, it's time to teach
these young guys a lesson.

A lesson.

No books and pencil
sharpen for class,

because the teacher is here.

I think that Ryan and I have
a very open relationship,

but there are boundaries.

Yeah.

And I accidentally walked in the
room at time and something like...

You have not.

I was a married woman.

Either way...

that's all I know.

Oh, my God.

Ew.

Sex ed.

The whole internal organs.

We're walking in, and
there's like, sex toys...

- A little graphic.
- Yeah.

Definitely.

Oh, my God.

Oh, we got a crisp show.

- Ew.
- All right.

I'm really excited
about the sex ed class,

because older women
definitely are more advanced

in the bedroom, we
can teach a few things.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh.

Oh, my land, oh, my
land, this is going too far

and I don't want to
see that, you know.

Oh, my Lord.

I'm a big fan of oral, so I'm
going to bring in an orange,

delicious kind of fruit.

Charlene is so turned on, she might just,
like, take him on the table right now.

Yeah, well that just straight
came out of nowhere.

That was like...

Okay.

I see myself being a
potential match with Stefany,

but the elephant in the room
is her relationship with Gabriel.

You're the only person
like, somebody in this house.

You're heated.

Oh, my.

In the table,
there's many things,

all sorts of toys and
things over there,

so some people are
going to have fun.

Are you guys ready?

Yes.

Okay, it's time for some sex ed.

- Moms.
- Yes.

Please take turns selecting
questions and quizzing your sons.

Oh.

I don't want to go up.

Be sure to use all the props
by the end of this lesson.

All the props.

Let's hope some of you can
enjoy the fruits of your labor.

- No.
- With Joey?

- Mmm-mmm.
- No, we never...

We never
heard of birds and bees talk.

Bro, oh my God.

With the internet
nowadays, and my friends...

come on, how did
you figure it out?

Oh, all right, stop it, stop it.

- I'll go first.
- Okay.

- Go for it.
- Take it easy on them.

Yeah.

I'm ditching class.

I think sex talks should
definitely be kept to yourself

or with your partner.

I don't think it should
be discussed in public

or just with your kids.

I rather just go to God
with all those crazy thoughts

that, you know,
come to your mind.

You know, what do you think?

No, I agree.

- I guess.
- Yeah.

So, I'm going to pick Jose.

Jose!

Go on up, Jose.

- Ready?
- All right, Jose.

Ready or not, you're
coming, so it's fine.

I really think Billy is
great, but I picked Jose,

because I'm actually
curious to know how much

he actually knows
in the bedroom.

What really turns a
woman on the most?

Oh.

- Come on, Jose, you got this.
- Look at your...

Look at your section.

Look at your arsenal right now.

Don't dig too
deep, pun intended.

Okay.

- Point at... point...
- You got to point to it.

You can use any of
these and it will be here.

- - No.
- No, I wouldn't use this.

But this is what I'm
asking, your... your question.

What turns a woman on the most?

Jose is really
pretty to look at,

but I'm wondering maybe if he
does need to be schooled in this area?

I don't know.

Just tell me what pleases
the woman the most.

When I'm... when...
well, in sexual intercourse,

when a man finds her spot.

Okay.

I'm learning, Jose
might be a little clueless,

he needs some education.

How would you
answer the question?

It all starts with a touch.

- It starts with a kiss.
- It all starts with a touch.

It's almost like you
want the woman to say,

please go there, please...

- You shouldn't have to ask.
- Could you there now?

You may have to
tease, it's a tease,

whether it's a kiss or the arms

or hands or whatever,
and you're getting there

and then you're not going there,

and then you want the
woman to, like, be begging.

Oh, this is why I stay single,

and this is why I have
a hard time dating,

because imagine getting
in the bedroom to that.

These guys really
need to go to class.

Welcome class, welcome
students, fellow teachers.

- I would like my son to answer...
- What?

the
question, because...

- How did you pick me?
- Why not?

Harrison, I've heard
things, he's got the goods.

It's my job to make sure
he knows what to do with it.

My sex life is very private.

I have faith in you.

This is going
to be uncomfortable.

Where is the labia?

Oh.

He better know.

I don't... Let
me give you a hint, bro.

No, don't tell.

Okay, no.

No, no, no, no,
Harrison, that's not right, try again.

So...

- Cervical lips.
- Yes.

Yeah, okay.

And the teat.

If you were in this zone...

Yeah, because I
give birth all the time.

- Well...
- Well, it's open.

I can't believe that
he doesn't know

the other parts of the vagina.

- God.
- I'm done.

Too much.

All you need to know
is where to put it,

you don't need to know
all the... the part names

and get down there
with a microscope.

And, hey, this is that,
this is this, this is that, no.

This is so important,
because the bedroom,

everything leads to the bedroom

and we need to
please each other,

Because if not, this
is where we're going.

So, you... even men to
talk about how they wanted

to be touched,
what you guys like.

Come on, guys,
everything is all about sex,

this whole experience
is about sex,

so we need to talk about sex.

Am I right? Come on guys.

Come on, where my ladies
are, right, right, come on.

Long live the penis,
guys, long live the penis.

I am really surprised to see
just how passionate Charlene

is about this sex discussion.

She really cares about
people having, you know,

pleasure in the bedroom,
and I think that's, you know,

it was a shock, but
also, like, honestly,

it makes me more
interested to get to know her.

Ryan, come on, now.

Let's go, Ryan.

Come on down.

Come on, Ryan.

What do you think is a
woman's favorite type of foreplay?

- Hm.
- Hmm.

Demonstrate your go to foreplay
technique on one of these fruits.

Okay.

I'm a big fan of oral,
so I'm going to bring

in orange, delicious
kind of fruit.

- Technique.
- Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Seeing my son
demonstrate his skill set,

he's very much like a professor.

Now, fortunately, Charlene's
head was right in the way,

that was good.

I didn't have to turn my head
because it was already blocked.

He's doing a good job.

I'm not watching.

Ryan as his technique
with the orange,

I think Charlene
is so turned on,

she might just, like take
him on the table right now.

- Yeah, well that just straight came out of nowhere.
- That is like...

That was like, you expect
him to be like... kind of like

the nerdiest kid, and
then he starts going down

on the food like, you've
never seen before.

I mean, who are you, really?

Great explanation.

Great demonstration.

If he could do that, I
mean, he could make

a woman happy, right?

I want to see Jose doing it.

Okay. Eenie, meenie, miney, mo.

I pick Jimmy.

Okay. Okay.

- Me and my mom were really open...
- That's my son.

Very young.

Like my mom said "anything
you want to know" I was like,

less than ten, I'm like, "Mom, I
don't even never kissed a girl before."

She was like, "whatever
you need to know,"

I'm like, "All right."

- He is so horny.
- Hm?

Finishing on a woman's
face, do they find it sexy?

Oh, I would say that's
like less than a 50% ratio,

I say aim for the, you know...

Aim
for the breast or... or down.

A man finishing on
the face of a woman,

do women like that?

- And...
- I don't know.

Yeah, I think they
don't mind at all.

There's your answer.

- We need you to pick one more question.
- You need permission.

- You always need permission to do that.
- You need the permission.

- Yeah, you do.
- Whoa!

I can't sit there.

Is it that boring?

Damn, I thought this
was pretty exciting.

I'm sorry, there's no way.

It was just too intense, like,
I don't want to know about

what you do to women,
it's just too much.

I honestly couldn't do it.

I'm going to my room,
I'm going to my room.

Lo and behold, Stefany, she walks
away, Gabriel obviously follows.

I'm calling the bluff,
Gabriel and Stefany

are not as innocent
as they seem.

Agreed.

We're adults here, right, you
guys aren't like, 14 years old.

For me, this isn't fringy or dirty
or anything, it's part of living.

It's a natural thing
that everyone does,

like it's not taboo in my house.

So, when Stefany and
Gabriel just kind of run away

like that, they're really not
open to learning and growing.

At the end of the
day, as you mature,

it's about connectivity.

Everyone thinks like,
oh, after menopause

or whatever like,
woman is going to be dry.

My experience, absolutely
not, absolutely not.

I'm as sexual as I was
in my teens, you know.

I'm enlightened from
this class, I learned a lot.

Ah, I definitely got
a lot of tips and tricks

that could... that could maybe
go into the bedroom, too.

Tips and tricks.

Class dismissed.

I orgasmed three
times during this class,

y'all didn't even know.

Okay, I can be here and
you guys can be there,

but some people
are going to be like,

in direct sun if you don't care.

Okay.

Stefany specifically told me that
she does not want to date Gabriel.

Oh, come on mama.

How are you feeling
about Gabriel, honestly?

I mean, he's funny,

but like more friends, I think.

She said this man is 23,

she doesn't see
him in that light,

but he's lying on
you on the couch.

Why are you heated, Ryan?

I think his attitude is just

a little too aggro for me.

And there's really no need
for this intense jealousy.

You guys made a bet, she
didn't wake up at 5:00 a.m.,

what was that about?

I'll tell you after I
change my clothes,

unless you want to talk now.

Why am I with her,
I thought it was...

I'm not supposed to be
next to her for 24 hours.

All right, let's make a bet.

You tell me what's the bet?

All right, Gabriel can't come
to your room for one solid day.

Oh, my God.

I get a full day.

Stefany shared an
intimate, private conversation

because she's an instigator.

I don't like the fact
that I feel like Stefany

runs around behind people's
backs and then starts narratives.

Maybe I'm going to
change to take her class.

Oh, you should
take it, she's great.

Yeah.

Stefany always leaves
at the right moment, right?

You're heated.

You're the only person
somebody in this house.

I see myself being a
potential match with Stefany,

but the elephant in the room
is her relationship with Gabriel.

I don't have to say.

When I walk away, dare she not
going to say to me when I get back.

I don't like him.

Camaraderie.

I think Ryan
was being a little weird,

and just trying to claim my mom

and steal her away from Gabriel.

You pissed them off for sure.

But I didn't even...
did I instigate that?

I'm here to
date and see who I have

a connection with, that's it.

I have no idea why Ryan thinks
that I'm giving anyone mixed signals.

Would you like to go on a
date with Ryan, if he asked?

Ah, right about now, I don't
want to go anywhere with no one.

- Ready.
- Whoa-hu.

Today is a day that I'm going
to make Jose be my man.

So, what do you all think
about Soyoung and Jose's date?

You all think they're
a good match...

- No, of course not.
- Really?

There's going to be
a lot of heartbreaks

between Jose and his woman.

I don't know why you
keep giving him energy,

stay out of each other's way.

Just stop coming around,
I don't come around him.

I'm going to call it what I see,

I'm putting it on Stefany
because she's the more mature

of these two young men, and I think
that she's given some mixed signals.

Stefany, you got a second?

- Yeah, babe.
- Come... come sit.

What happened?

So, I'm a... I'm a problem
solver, that's what I do.

- And it don't work without Gabriel.
- Same.

Okay, you have a
second, just have a sit.

- Same, I am like, so...
- Let's conclude this drama, or whatever.

- Right?
- Question number one.

What's wrong?

Why is Gabe... you know
what's wrong, come on, dude.

Oh.

Why is Gabriel asking me about
the bet that we made yesterday?

He overheard, I
was telling Billy.

You're not gonna
wake up at 5:00.

You're joking.

What I want to
make sure is that,

there are not mixed signals
going both ways, because...

There is not.

What's happening is I see
Gabriel right here laying all over you,

there's no boundaries
that are there.

No, the thing with
Gabriel is because, like,

we've established,
like, a friendship, I...

that's all it's been.

- Have you told Gabriel...
- He knows.

- That you feel like he's just a friend?
- He knows.

- How does he know?
- He knows, he...

No. No.

Yes, he does know, bring him...

that's not true.

- And this is where the problem stems?
- He knows.

I'm not buying
what she's selling.

No, you're lying.

Stop...

Straight fiction.

He and I are good friends,
like... and I'm friends with...

Did you tell him that.

I... I feel like I'm
friends with you, too.

I don't want friends that
aren't truthful with me,

are you seeing what I'm saying.

- How am I not truthful to you, Ryan?
- I don't want...

Because I feel like
you spin stories.

How?

- Because...
- Okay, I'm not going to do this.

Because he's acting crazy.

Okay, he's acting crazy, but
you're telling me, I'm spinning stories.

Because you didn't
ask that question.

I'm okay, I'm okay, whatever.

- Do you see...
- I'm done, I'm done.

It does not occur to you?

Honestly, I'm not doing this.

That was awkward, he's
talking to me with his mom.

You know, he's pinpointing me with
his mom and saying I'm creating this.

I... I honestly don't want
anything to do with it.

It's... it's just crazy,
it's crazy to me.

But it's coming from you.

No, Ryan, I'm good. I'm good.

- That's fine, I'm... I'm better.
- I'm good.

I don't either.

It's freaking ridiculous, that.

- People show you who they are.
- Yes.

So, she just showed
you who she was.

Oh, you missed all the drama.

Shannon and Ryan called me over,

he got mad because of the...

you laying on the couch,
you were leaning over.

Am I not allowed... is he your
girl... are you, his girlfriend?

No.

I know that
she likes me and I know

her and I are really
going somewhere with this.

And I think Ryan's
feelings are just a little hurt

because Stefany and I are
developing such a strong connection.

You're a queen

- and you don't deserve all this unneeded stress.
- Thank you.

I like hanging out with
Gabriel, he's a gentleman.

You know, I like
hanging out with Ryan,

'cause we have
good conversations,

but I'm... I'm not
with anybody here,

I'm being clear with both of...

I haven't made a decision
with anybody here.

Soyoung and I are
going to this whale shark

swimming experience
because Soyoung

asked me out on
a date last night.

I had a crush on
you, so would you like

to go on a date with me one day?

I would love to, it will be
my pleasure and honor.

Okay, relief.

I've wanted to ask
her on a date for a long time.

And she beat me to it.

I'm very excited to
sharing time with her

and getting to know
her a little bit more.

They swim very, very quick.

Today is the day that I'm going
to make Jose to be my man.

Welcome, everyone on
board, my name is Armando,

and I'm going... I'm
gonna be your guide.

So, we're going to do the activity
of swimming with the whale shark.

- Amazing. Okay.
- Sounds good.

Thank you.

Let me introduce you to
captain, the captain is Roberto.

Bye-bye.

I'm super excited.

Yeah.

Soyoung, is so
playful and so happy,

I see her spirit and I
can really connect with...

with her and how she sees life,

and it's something that
I am really attracted to,

and I'm so happy that I
could be sharing this with her.

Whale sharks are not
whales and not sharks,

it's actually a fish, and this is
the world's largest fish, okay.

This is my
first time ever swimming

with a whale shark.

I'm very excited, I don't know
what's going on, but I am ready.

Ready?

Especially, you know, Jose is
gonna be next to me, so I'm ready.

Go, go, go.

It really is amazing
to see the magnitude

of a whale shark, it's a
once in a lifetime experience.

- Soyoung.
- Yeah.

Huge.

Oh, my gosh, look
at her eyeballs.

Yeah.

It was unbelievable, it
was like I was in a dream.

I felt like I was getting
closer to him, you know,

and I shared that
moment with Jose.

Oh, what a life.

I just shared something special

that I never shared
with anybody.

- Perfect.
- Yes.

Of course, and then... look.

Seeing the humpbacks
and having her by my side

really made that moment
a very special one for sure.

And it's something
we will never forget,

and it definitely brought
us closer together.

She is definitely the one
that I would be more interested

in exploring and
sharing a future with.

That's one for the books,
like for the rest of her life.

I know,
right? That was awesome.

Thank you.

- Thank you.
- You are lovely.

But I could see I could
get serious with him.

Thank you very much,
it was really special.

You're really special.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

So, what do you all think
about Soyoung and Jose's date,

because they went with
a whale shark watching.

I mean... that's... that's
such an experience.

I think they
have the best date so far.

To be honest, let me
just put it out there.

- Mmm-mmm.
- Please do, yeah.

Please do.

I have really thoughtful
dates with Jose.

We connect like on a
lot of different levels.

Jose is... is very kind to
everyone that he meets,

that's one of the qualities I
really, really like about him.

But when it gets down to
love, you know, he and I have

some really deeper connections.

I do just have just one life,
and I want to make the most of it.

And... and there's a saying in
Spanish

Dude, that sounds sexy.
What does that mean?

It's basically that nobody
takes your experience from you.

And so, I'm not really
worried about anybody else,

because I know that
our conversations

and our connection is special.

So, he and Soyoung,
that was... that was about

two people who are adventurous
and would have enjoyed

- just that, but that was...
- Huh-huh.

But I haven't really seen them,
like, talk much at all... at all.

Not like that,
not like that, nah.

So, you all think
they're a good match...

No, of course not, nah.

- Really?
- No.

And Jose is going on a
lot of dates with, you know,

almost every woman in the house.

So, I'm just really wishing
that he's not a player

and he's trying to play my mom,

and he's playing
Mr. Nice Guy just

to get everyone's attention.

Ah, I hope that's not the case.

Each of the women that
I've dated here in the retreat

has something
very, very special.

I think the woman that I'm
connected with the most has been...

You keep talking,
bro, what's the point?

You haven't said -
Stop talking while I'm talking.

Tell me all about it.

Did you see the shark?

- The whale shark.
- See.

Well, of course, yeah, we
had a very magical experience.

- It was?
- Yeah, amazing.

So, we swam a couple of
times with the whale sharks...

Huh-huh.

And then out of nowhere,
we saw a humpback whale.

No. No, no. You
didn't, you didn't.

Yeah, we really
enjoyed the moment a lot.

But do you feel that chemistry
between you and her?

She's amazing.

She showed me a
different side of her...

very playful side,
she laughed a lot,

she was very funny,
was very caring.

- I'm happy for you, I'm happy for you.
- Thank you.

Each of the women that
I've dated here in the retreat

has something
very, very special,

and I've connected
in many different ways.

I think that the women
that I've connected

with the most has been Soyoung.

Really?

- Yeah.
- Wow, Jose.

For sure, yeah.

- I wasn't expecting that.
- Really?

Never.

Maybe you're not
clear that it's not her,

it's just everything
that you did with her.

I mean, if you take
her somewhere else,

do you think you would
be happy with her?

I don't know.

So, I see Jose having
great connection

with a lot of girls here,
even Kelle, I mean.

But I wouldn't think he would
get a connection with Soyoung.

Soyoung is amazing, but
I see it really as friendship.

You know who I would pick for
Jose, I really would pick Shannon.

Her conversations
are really serious,

and I feel Jose's
conversations are the same.

So, they have lots of
things to... to talk about.

Do you think Shannon
will be disappointed,

because I'm sure she expects
to you to be close to her again.

I actually like Shannon a
lot and we have shared a lot.

Yeah, I see that.

I think it's just a matter of...

just waiting for that spark
to happen, and I think...

I mean, I don't know, it's...
it's unexplainable, it really is.

What I'm wondering right
now is that if that connection

with Soyoung was
caused from the euphoria

of the whole experience and
not necessarily because of her.

If I went with
Shannon to that date,

would I feel the same
way about Shannon or not?

I think I need to
give it a little thought

and slow down a little bit, because
I need to see how I'm feeling really.

- We'll have to wait and see.
- Let's see, let's see.

I don't know.

You're going to like
this one, mamas.

Gators, get ready to go back in time
to when your moms were your age.

Tonight, we're going to
party like it's 1990s something.

It's a '90s dance party
tonight, I'm super excited.

Yeah, yeah.

Show me your moves.

Oh, y'all gon' make
me take off my shoes.

This party
is like pre-Harrison time

and I'm just feeling the
moment of like when I was 16.

I think I was negative
ten years old in the '90s.

I was still like a sperm
just sitting in the eggs.

Wow.

It's beginning to get
to a point where I feel like

consistently her
and Gabriel now,

like try to come around
me and do things

to disrespect me, to bother me.

Hey, Stef, do you mind if
I borrow you for a minute.

- Yeah, what's up?
- Okay, cool.

Oh.

Oh, I know.

No, I'm really chilly.

No, no, it's fine.

I need to know,
clearly, clear cut,

like straight to the point,
where does she stand?

Does she have a romantic
interest in me or not?

So how do you feel?

Hm, I feel fine,
but I just don't think

what happened earlier was cool.

I'm blown away that your mom
was actually questioning me,

and that actually
was not cool with me.

It was never my
intent to ambush you.

But you know what, it
makes no sense, Ryan,

we never discussed
like we're an item.

Just because we
went on a one date.

- No.
- And we kissed.

That's your
problem, you're a liar.

Don't be rude to her.

Don't talk to my girl like that.

I think your feelings are hurt
because she doesn't like it.

Then why did she
kiss me on the beach,

telling me that she doesn't
you me.

You know what, it
makes no sense, Ryan.

We went out, you gave
me a kiss, I kissed you back,

and that was it.

And then now saying that
I'm creating drama here.

Yes.

How am I creating drama?

By not telling this dude or me,

the straight story.

What straight story.

Did you tell Gabriel, what
you told me you feel about him?

I don't understand
why you're so fixated

with finding out what
I talk about Gabriel?

No, I'm...

Who do you think,
you think I'm sitting

over there kissing
Gabriel and telling him,

oh, I want to date you.

- I'm gonna be honest.
- I'm so happy...

I don't care what y'all do,
what I care about is this.

You clearly do, because
you're just thinking

that's what I'm doing.

I'm here to date and see
who I have a connection with,

and Ryan is pushing the
issue and moving way too fast.

He is ruining any
connection we could have.

I feel like you spun me and
Gabriel, two separate stories,

why, because he's acting...

Let's bring
him. Let's bring him.

- You want that?
- Yeah.

- Bring him.
- Let's go.

Bring him.

Stefany, I don't think
she's told Gabriel

that she's not interested
in him romantically,

because I think she
likes the attention.

He's just making it seem like
I'm playing both of you, basically.

- Oh.
- You wanted to talk?

- What is the problem here?
- I don't understand it.

For starters, I did not ask to
have a talk with the two of you.

I asked to have a
talk with Stefany...

Bro, can you just
get to the point?

I don't get it, it's like
you keep saying...

I'm as tired as, one
more time to keep

this bullshit going on.

This is so funny.

Bro, what the you keep
talking, bro, what's the point,

you haven't said

Stop talking while I'm talking.

Can I just say
something real quick?

Sure.

Bro, Stefany and I
have been vibing,

you're the only one causing
a problem here, to be real.

To be honest with you, it takes more
than one person to call it a problem.

- I...
- But, Stefany...

like, have we been good?

I didn't ask you to ask her.

We didn't have one fight until
Ryan started, like, getting...

- I think because I went out...
- You didn't ask me to ask her.

- On a date with him, he...
- I didn't ask you to ask her, when you asked me.

- It's like if you want advice to, like...
- I don't want your advice.

- Kind of like talk to her.
- I don't want your advice.

- Bro, I'll help you, like...
- You're not getting it.

Bro, you can take her on a
date, I don't... we're not dating.

Brother, brother,
you're missing the point.

Stefany is her own
woman, it's like her and I...

we don't even know
if it's romantic yet

or something, we're just vibing.

And then she's telling me
you made a bet with her,

like, oh, if you don't
wake up at 5:00 a.m.,

you can't be around
Gabriel for 24 hours.

It's like, what even
is that bet, bro?

That's your
problem, you're a liar.

I'm a liar?

She lied earlier about even
telling you about our bet.

I don't even know why
you're trying to like...

- Exactly.
- Get in our business.

- I don't care about your thing, my point is...
- Sit down, sit down.

My point is, I don't have time for
people to come, in my atmosphere...

- I think... I think...
- with lies and...

You know what, Ryan. Ryan... no.

Then go home bro,
I'm done with this.

You're calling her a liar, bro,
why are you being so rude to her.

- Yeah, you're...
- 'Cause you just lied about what you said.

- You know what...
- Why are you being so rude to her?

- You need...
- Don't be rude to her.

I like Stefany, like, don't
talk to my girl like that.

I definitely think Ryan
ruined his chance

with Stefany acting like that.

I think she wants a mature guy.

I think your feelings are hurt
because she doesn't like you.

Then why did she
kissed me on the beach,

telling me that she doesn't
would you want to me.

You know
what, you're so narcissistic.

Yeah, I had a... yeah. Yeah.

And when the lie comes
out, then that's what we do.

I hate all of this drama,
we went on one date,

I kissed him
one time, that's it.

I think Gabriel and I have
a really strong connection,

and that's what's
most important.

Ryan, you are so disrespectful.

You... you channeled this.

You're a liar, and that's bogus.

You 45 years, you are
too old to be doing it.

- Okay, now I'm too old to be dealing with this.
- No, no, you...

so you're going to walk out with
23-year-old that you just said...

- My room's upstairs.
- Get out of here bro.

He is crazy.

I know, I'm coming straight
like that because it's ridiculous.

- He's so crazy.
- It's ridiculous.

I lied to him, okay, whatever.

His... his feelings are hurt.

Yeah.

At this point, I'm
over it, but I just know

what works for me and
what doesn't work for me.

And Stefany doesn't work for me.

How good are you
with your hands,

it's time for the
woman to judge that.

Yes.

Oh, perfect pressure.

There's nothing
hotter, to be massaged

by eight young men.

I think I'm massaging
my mom's back.

That's it, right there baby.

I kind of want to
throw up a little bit.

From your standpoint, like,
what turned you on about women?

Hmm, let's see what
turns me on the most.

I'm gonna be real,
I'm a little nervous,

because Charlene's
a little bit aggressive.

- I like to, you know...
- Yeah.

I've never experienced
something like this.

I have a plan for tonight, but
we would have to sneak out.

I know that Jose has
been dating a lot of women

in the house, but tonight
I'm going to show him

that I'm the one
he should be with.