MILF Manor (2023–…): Season 1, Episode 4 - She's a Bad MILF Jama - full transcript

I've been told,
I'm a very good kisser.

Oh, my God.

Billy's definitely one
of my favorites.

Billy and I had
a good time today.

He was amazing.

He said, he has a big.

Kelle is a little wild for him.

- No.
- No?

- Not at all.
- Okay.

Just make sure I'm not around.

I love your eyes.



Thank you.

Stefany caught my eye
because she just seems so sweet,

and I think she's super pretty.

I'm excited.

We are the best.

I'm gonna ask Stefany to
come dancing with me tonight.

I was kind of bummed.

I don't really have my
eye on anyone else.

You went on a
date with Harrison.

He's a smooth guy, huh?

Gabriel's just doing
a little too much for me.

Gabriel likes attention.

Have you been
to Bulgaria before?

It's just been fun.
Like, more friends.



I do like Gabriel a lot.

But I'm a little
confused at this point.

I'm gonna be down for
you but you gotta make time.

Cheers to more dates.

I think that she's
interested in me...

a hundred percent.

So, there's been
some developments in the villa.

I'm not the one to gossip

but it looks like Billy and Kelle
are taking things to the next level.

And how cute is it
that April J and Joey,

the oldest person and the
youngest person in the house,

have this love
connection going on.

I have no idea what's going
on with April W and Ricky.

They are always MIA.

And I know that Ryan has
his eyes set on Stefany,

however, you know,
Stefany and Gabriel

are definitely spending
more time together,

and so she needs to woman up

and be clear about
what it is that she wants,

and who she wants it with.

How you feeling?

I'm always feeling great.

Aw!

I just went on a date
with Ryan yesterday.

I had a great time.

I felt a connection with him,

so, I'm definitely open to getting
to know each other a little better.

- You taking my...
- I know.

I'm tired.

Um, me too.

You're so, like, ready to go to
like a Hollywood bar or something.

- You said, a Hollywood bar?
- Yeah.

Me and Stef, at this point, are kind of
building on what we've been building on.

I'm doing my thing.

I think that we developed
a very strong connection.

It's not a forged chemistry.

I think it's been
pretty genuine.

- Oh, no.
- I want to be like you when I grow up.

You know what I'm saying?

Ryan keeps trying to,
like, hit on Stefany and stuff.

I'm not one to judge

but Stefany's just... she likes to
play nice, you know, sometimes.

So, I feel like that could
definitely be read as like,

"Oh! She might
like you," you know.

This is fun.

He tries so hard to, like,

try and make his moves
and stuff, you know.

So then, I pull up,
I'm like, "Stefany."

- Come on.
- That's so true, like, when...

Lets dance.

I just think it's funny.

Okay.

I just think it's kind of lame if
you see me vibing with somebody,

if you see me in the
middle of a conversation,

for you to, like, come and
try to, like, disrupt that vibe.

You know, you're telling
me, this guy's just a friend,

you know, you would never
consider really dating him,

like, I'm confused
at this point.

How am I your favorite?

And how are you
acting like that?

'Cause at the end of the
day you can't play with him.

And I can't blame
him if you are.

You gotta draw a line somewhere.

- Exactly.
- Salud.

So far, who are the ladies that you're
interested in getting to know better?

So...

Soyoung, I mean, you
can sense her energy, right?

Yeah. Incredible energy.

- Unexpected energy.
- For sure.

'Cause she's not super vocal,

but, like, when
you hop in the zone,

- she's like, yeah.
- For sure.

Your mom is one
of the ladies that I think

- that she is the most interesting and elegant.
- Got you.

I think Jose has a
relevant shot with my mom.

He seems very
genuine and daring.

So, that's definitely
my mom's style.

Other than that, not gonna lie,

Jose has a great accent.

- You?
- Um...

I'm going to be honest,

- my date with Stefany was amazing.
- Yeah?

- So far, what I've gotten from her has been really cool.
- Okay.

But it's just so far
I'm feeling between

because of the dynamic
that Gabriel has...

- For sure.
- With her.

My girl, I can barely
get her out of the corner.

Yeah. Literally, my
conversation was,

"Look, this is how
I feel about you,

and I'm interested
in building on that.

You gotta tell that dude,

if that's not your
intent with him,

then don't give him
a different narrative."

I see myself being in a
potential match with Stefany

but the elephant in
the room is Gabriel.

All I'm looking for, at this
point, is clarity on this situation.

The worst thing you can do
to somebody is not be honest,

- I'm telling you that now.
- For sure.

Nobody wants to
build relationships like that.

You need to know that when you're
with someone, - Come on.

You can trust.

That's what we need.

- Salud with that.
- Salud with that.

You pack your suitcase
just for your hats?

You look great in hats.

Everyone! Daters...

It's time for you to decide

whether or not you have chemistry
with the other people in the villa.

If you are already vibing
with someone then carry on.

But if you're unsure

whether you have a
connection, then listen up.

For the next hour, everyone in
the house should take five minutes

getting to know anyone
they're unsure about.

This has nothing
to do with looks.

You're trying to determine whether
you have chemistry with that person.

You will interact with
someone you haven't before

to rate them on chemistry scale.

We have to rate each
person from one to ten. And...

so, bring your 'A' game.

I like it. I
like speed dating.

It is kind of old school. It's
kind of a classic feel but...

I like stuff like that.

So...

I never done
a speed dating, ever.

I still don't have any
connection to anybody.

So, I'm definitely ready
for meeting all men.

Hopefully, Jose comes.

You're
this so L.A. vibe,

are you really looking for
love? Or, I mean, do you want...

Honestly, I'm such a lover,

I even put lover
boy on my thing.

Yeah.

But, uh, I'm very
romantic and everything.

What about in the bedroom?

- Uh...
- Be honest. That's fine. I'm just curious.

Are you good in bed?

What's, like, your signature
move? Do you have one?

What gets you going?

Is it the boobs?

I mean, could that be?
Or are you a butt man?

Like, what's going to seal the deal
for you that, like, we got... it's there?

I, kind of, am the type of person
where I just don't jump into something,

- if it makes sense.
- Right.

I view it very, like, spiritual,
like, that's my temple,

that's someone temple, it really has
to be super important and like, special.

Oh.

Charlene kept jumping in and...

straight up to the point.

She's like, "So, how
do you like it in bed?"

Like, tell me about
your... your sex life.

Like, it was just so much.

And for me to talk about
to a random stranger, like,

to just be vulnerable and open
up like that was uncomfortable.

- I didn't even know that happened.
- Yeah.

You know, she was
talking about, like...

- She's pretty straightforward.
- Straightforward.

Which isn't
bad but definitely not...

- Just... Yeah.
- My cup of tea, I think.

I'm a really good kisser.

I had a lot of
practice in high school

that I was a above the
waist kind of gal. I still am.

I was called "The
queen of blue balls."

Damn.

Communication is important.

I know what my needs are and I know
they needed to be met, like yesterday.

I've been ready to go
out into the deep end.

Like, does anybody know
how to swim here or what?

What are some of,
like, your hobbies?

Oh, boy.

Fun.

All right.
Well, I picked you.

I definitely wanted to
get to know you more.

- That's sweet.
- I'm...

I'm interested...

Why me, though?

You have great skin.
You have good taste.

I love the anklet.

Yeah. I love toe
rings, anklets, feet.

Soft skin, nice
legs, nice hands.

I'm definitely feeling Stefany.

She's cool. She's like, you
know, she doesn't feel that...

you know, older than me, really.

- I don't know.
- You think she's my type?

Well, she's a cool person
but she's not your type.

She might have a wide,
but she don't have out.

Yeah. You know I like the out. Like...

Buenas noches. Hellos.

- Jose!
- Very happy to be here with you.

- Oh! You are. Thank you.
- I am.

- I'm very happy, too.
- You're cold?

- No.
- No?

Now, I'm getting hot.

Hot, okay. Okay. Okay.

Jose, he's got, like,
height and the eyes

and, you know, the F's and all
the style that I've been looking for.

I'm like, mmm-mmm.

Ever since I got here,
all, they're asking me,

"Oh! Who do you think
that you could date?"

I chose you.

Well, I'm glad
that this happened.

- Yeah.
- So, we... we both know now

and we're both in agreement.

- Mmm-hmm.
- For sure.

- Definitely.
- Yeah. That's awesome.

There's something about
you that just makes you glow.

I considering your eyes and I considering
the way that you... that you speak,

I would love to go on
a date or something.

- Mmm. Okay.
- Like, to get to know each other

with more than four minutes.

Maybe a dinner or something.

I think there's a chance, like,
to get that connection, you know.

Okay. Yes.

Jose just asked me to date.

I was shocked that he's
been thinking about me.

I thought I had loved Jose

but now I love him
more than ever.

Sounds good. I love it.

So, what's the first thing
that, like, you might be attracted to?

Like, eyes or a smile.

- Being honest...
- Mmm-hmm

Your feet.

- You... you got a foot fetish?
- Yeah.

- Oh, Lord.
- So, like, if...

Ricky is hilarious.

I feel like I'm at
home with Ricky

because he is from
Detroit, I grew up in Detroit.

But, yeah, I need a
little bit more energy.

- You're like a undercover freak or somethin'.
- Yes. I'm like that.

I'mma always keep my feet tight.

My game is just with me and me.

Like, if I got to go outside
myself and meet you,

like, I don't need to have you.

You're very quiet.

My personality is talk
to me, I'll talk back.

Like, I'm not gonna be like, hi.

So, I'm curious, who do
you have your eye on?

- I don't want to say any names.
- Why?

Why not?

If you want something,
you say it and you go for it.

I don't want to say what I want.

Trying to get to know
Ricky on this speed date

but literally he's not saying
anything, asking no questions.

The fact that he doesn't
speak unless spoken to,

is like super weird to me.

It is the first time that we
actually had time to really...

I know.

So, what kind of
things do you like?

Music, concerts or... -
I like... I'm not...

I'm not really a music person.

Oh, really?

Like, I'm like an onion,
like, you gotta peel me back.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, let me get real with you.

Like, physical attraction.

How important is that big
booty? You know, like...

Uh, you know what?

The results of the
chemistry tests are in.

There's one mother and son

- that scored the lowest.
- Oh.

And they will be going home.

- No.
- What? No.

So, was I on your list?

- You were definitely on my list.
- Oh, okay.

Um, I was like, I
would like to know.

- Well, that's nice.
- I was very curious.

I am still into Stefany,

but I'm open to dating
other ladies in the house.

You never know.

My match could be right under my
nose and I might not even know her yet.

What are some things that
are important to you, first of all?

Well, let me get real with you.

Like, physical attraction.

How important is that big
booty, though? You know, like...

- Uh, you know what?
- Come on.

'Cause that's
what I'll think. I'll be like...

- I like big booty, okay.
- Nah!

- I mean, come on.
- I'm an ass man.

- - Okay.
- Honestly, I'm a ass man.

- Like... - A shocker. Oh,
my God. I'm so shocked.

I just think a lot of men that are
ass men that they're ass driven.

It's like, ass first.

Like, is that's your focus?

Charlene is a whole
body aggressive woman.

So, I'm not surprised when she's
telling me what she's telling me,

but it might be a
little too pushy for me.

I'll ask you some more
questions later. Thank you.

She is saying what she wants
and she's not apologetic about it.

So, hey, to each it's
own, it's gonna work,

for some people it might
not though, for others.

- Hi.
- Oh! My first person.

- Hey, Billy. How are you?
- Good.

- All right. So. I'm gonna ask you some questions.
- Okay.

- Um...
- Are you spontaneous?

I would say I'm
very spontaneous.

Are you aggressive?

Mmm-mmm.

If you want to kiss
will you take it?

I'm sometimes the type of
person that will, like, ask like...

do you want to kiss?

In a sense...

April Watson needs to work on
her interviewing skills.

Will you pull a jimmy?

Sorry.

What was Jimmy's dirty secret?

I got pink eye from ass.

I knew it!

It's a normal thing.

Oh!

- I'm not completely.
- Okay.

- How about you? Did you ever pull a jimmy?
- Hey! Hey!

I won't pull a jimmy. That
doesn't mean I don't like the jimmy.

Oh! For sure.

Oh, God!

Uh, it was a little
bit intimidating.

Well, it was nice chatting.

- Nice chatting with you, too.
- Cool.

- I appreciate it.
- Take it easy.

I have such a
strong personality,

I would totally dominate
somebody like Billy.

And I wouldn't want to do that
because he's such a sweet guy.

- How are you doing?
- Hey, Joey.

So, my question to you is, Joey,

what makes you experienced
enough for an older woman?

You need to sell me on that.

Are you talking about sexually

- Yeah.
- Or just everything?

- Sexually.
- Sexually!

Okay. Well, I haven't had, uh, like,
as much sexual experience as you.

Have you ever been
with a older woman?

I have not been with a
older woman sexually.

Okay.

Would you ever pull a jimmy?

A jimmy?

That's just out of
my comfort zone.

What is up with no one
wants to pull a jimmy!

I will do most of the things
that you want me to do.

- Except ass.
- Yeah.

That's good to know.

It's a little awkward.

Would I ever do
the jimmy to her?

I didn't know she was
coming on like with you.

- She did it to everyone.
- What?

It's a pleasure
getting time to connect

- Right.
- And to learn a little more about you.

- So... - So, if you
saw me at a bar,

would you asked
me, like, my age?

I would be so interested to learn so
many things about you before your age.

When you meet somebody,
what's the first thing

- that catches you eye?
- Um...

The smile.

- Yeah?
- Definitely. Yeah.

You have a really amazing smile.

- Thank you. Thank you. You do, too, as well.
- Yeah.

Jose and I are
definitely hitting it off.

But I think at this time

I'm content where, you know,
things are with Ryan and Gabriel.

So, I don't want to
add more to my plate.

Only God knows where, you
know, he's going to lead me.

And hopefully,
soon I will find out.

- Gracias, senorita.
- Oh, my gosh. This is awesome stuff.

It is. It is indeed.

Hello, Pola.

- Yeah. How you doing?
- Very good. And you?

- I'm doing great.
- So...

What are you looking for here?

I'm looking for a great person.

You want, like, older woman?

Yeah. I flirt with them. You
know, I love dancing with them.

- How old?
- I would say 50 to 60.

- Oh, my God. Okay.
- I'm not... Yeah. I'm not...

I'm not lying.
Especially, you probably...

You got you that... you
got you that tight body.

You got that slim fit, so...

Of course, I'd like to see
that body in the sheets.

Like, how would I not?

Pola is very attractive.

Her little accent, yeah, that's
kind of cool, too. I like that.

Maybe I got it from my mom

because she loves
herself a Brazilian accent.

- What I would like to see in a older woman...
- Uh-huh.

- Is her actually not see me as a child...
- Okay.

And see me as an adult.

And what are you
going to show us here?

I... I'm really going to show...

how I really am.

I know. But really, what
are you going to show?

My speed date with
Joey, it was a disaster.

Take care.

You, too.

Wait. Who just took the Tabasco
that I just brought to the table?

I mean, I want it but
I was just wondering.

I got a text!

Attention, daters.

The results of the
chemistry tests are in.

Some of you are rated very high,

while others
didn't pair as well.

That's to be expected.

The mother and son who
ranked the highest are...

drum roll.

Pola and Jose!

I love everybody.

Thank you.

It's great to see that people
are as receptive towards us

- as we're towards them.
- Yeah. I wasn't... I wasn't expecting this to happen

but I really feel comfortable

because we like everyone.

And it's good to know
that they like us as well.

- Yeah. For sure.
- So, I'm really happy.

Yay!

Excuse me. I would like to
know who the lowest is, please.

You guys.

I have a text now.

And now for the bad news.

- Oh.
- Oh.

There is one mother and
son that scored the lowest.

- Oh.
- And they will be going home.

No.

- What the...
- No.

- What?
- Are you serious?

I'm dead serious.

I didn't think anybody
was going home.

Oh, God. I'm like,
I'm about to cry.

Wait. Are
you - Oh!

There is one mother and
son that scored the lowest.

- Oh.
- And they will be going home.

No.

- What the...
- No.

- What?
- Are you serious?

I'm dead serious.

Somebody's going home. Like, I didn't
even know that was ever even an option.

So, I'm... I'm...

I'm just... I'm just shocked.

Oh, God. I'm like,
I'm about to cry.

Wait. Are
you - Oh!

April and Ricky...

unfortunately the
connection is not quite there

and it's time for
you to leave the villa.

- Oh, my God.
- Wow!

I didn't think that
anybody was leaving.

This is like... Whoo!

I don't
think... - It's not a joke.

Please say your goodbyes.

- What? No.
- Wait. What?

No way.

- What?
- No.

So, it's not a connection.

It's just shocking.

- No.
- Aw!

Ricky and April are going home.

They didn't really make
an effort to really like...

- Connect.
- Connect with anyone else

other than themselves.

April is wonderful
but I don't really know her.

Or she's now really in a group.

- And he's not really there, either.
- Yeah.

- So...
- He didn't want to be there.

They didn't want to be there.

All right.
I'm out of here.

I'm going to my room.
I have no kitty party.

April and Ricky going
home kind of shocked everyone.

People are kind of
scared now, I think.

So, they're all going to try and
start pumping up their game.

Everything has changed now.

How do you feel
about the change?

I'm totally fine with it.

The way that I operate is, if you'd
want to be somewhere don't be there.

- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
- If that's what you're gonna do

that's what people
are gonna feel.

- Right.
- And then they won't connect with you,

and then it's like, that's
what's gonna happen.

I'm not mad and I'm not sad.

I'm the same feeling that I am when I
found that we was dating y'all, shocked.

I think I got a low score
because I came off very reserved,

so, it was kind of hard

to have, like, a sexual
connection with really anybody.

It was... just weird,
if I had to be honest.

So, I get it.

Jose...

This... this is real.

I mean, that's gonna feel
bad, if I'm in their shoes.

I mean, it is shocking because I
didn't know they were gonna go home.

Oh, Soyoung.

Don't feel bad, Soyoung.

- Love you, man.
- Love you, too, man.

Senor, thank you for everything.

It was a real pleasure.

Yeah. Thank you.

Seeing what
happened with April and Ricky,

I realized that chemistry and
finding that romantic person

in this house is
super important.

See you, guys!

I'm reserved. Like, I
don't know how to just open up.

I have to observe the
scene and then I'll open up.

So, it was...

it was actually like, it
was a eye-opener for me.

Ricky and I came on
this retreat looking for a partner.

Never thought that
would be so hard to find.

I'm speechless.

- Bye, Detroit.
- Bye.

Damn! This is crazy.

That's a cool spot.

That is very nice.

- This is nice.
- It is indeed.

- This is good. This is good.
- For sure.

I like Soyoung a lot but
Shannan is a very special woman.

After seeing Ricky and April
leave for not finding a connection,

I now realize that the main
purpose of this whole experience

is to look for those
deep connections

and embrace them
and elevate them.

Have you dated
women that are older?

Yeah. She was like...

two or three years
older than me.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

How do you feel when you see the
exterior of me, being an older woman?

- I mean, I see your elegance.
- All right.

I'll take that.

Jose is hard to figure out.

I feel like he may give
everyone that kind of attention.

So, you don't know
if you're special.

- Have you dated younger...
- Mmm-hmm. I have.

You know, I think age
ain't nothing but a number.

I always say that, actually.

It's very important to break with all
those misconceptions about how...

This is true.

- We're supposed to feel or see ourselves in a certain age.
- Right.

I think that's probably the
most attractive about you

- is the fact that...
- Thank you. Thank you.

You know, that you have that
insight, you know, that intellect.

Appreciate it. Thank you.

Yeah. I love it.

- Are you blushing?
- Am I?

- I don't know.
- You are blushing.

The more I know
and learn from Shannan,

the more I like her.

- And... - I love
her. I love her.

She's very nice. She's...

She's very smart
and also she's quite.

- Yes.
- She doesn't scream.

- A very soft voice. Yeah.
- Soft. Yeah.

And you know what
I like about her?

How she talks to her son.

- They have a very nice relationship between them.
- Yeah.

- What are you looking for?
- Um...

In life... Like, in general.

I do just have just one life.

And I want to
make the most of it.

And there's a saying in Spanish.

Dude, that sounds sexy.

What does that mean?

That... it's basically that nobody
takes your experience from you.

Mmm. That's hot.

I like Jose.

So, I am trying to figure out

what exactly is going to
get him to that next level.

I have been married twice.

And when it comes to
dating in between marriages,

I will say that my attention
span has been a little short.

But I feel like I have a
connection with Jose.

He has my attention.

Wait.

- I got it.
- Don't make us fall.

I'm trying to.

This is good.

Whoo-wee!

- You get comfy. Lay down.
- You took my...

What's your favorite
part of this trip so far?

- Just meeting...
- Besides me.

Oh, besides you.

Just meeting everyone.

I think...

- It's fun, huh?
- It's been fun. Yes.

Are you
comfy? Or are you falling?

Put your legs.

I'm perfect.

I'm perfect, too.
So, we're good.

We're perfect.

- So funny.
- Oh, my goodness.

- Ryan!
- What's up?

Do you play any, like,
instruments and?

I play some violin and
play some piano by ear.

Could we get a
little grand piano?

That's good.

You want to stay here, too?

Stefany, offer
him a spot, I'm out.

Did you hear him?

This is like a weird case of, like,
actions and words not matching.

So, I'm confused at this point.

Like, how am I your favorite?

And if you're telling
somebody that they're strictly,

clearly just a friend,

and they know their position,

then why is he moving
the way he's moving?

You know.

We're two perfect people.

- We're two gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous girls.
- Yeah.

Yes. Yes.

- We're just friends.
- We're friends.

It's very annoying
where Gabriel is.

Too overbearing.

I don't wanna get him upset.

I don't want to get you upset.

You gotta draw that line

or nothing else
will really develop.

Billy!

Billy and I are
turning up the heat.

Do you not knock?

Oh, yeah.
Kelle, you got to go.

We should get in the hot tub.

Do you want to get
into Pola's and Jose's?

The one in their room is...

it doesn't turn on. Remember?

Let's try.

The speed dating thing
was kind of buzz for me.

I didn't have any new matches
but I am here to find love.

So, since Billy and I had a little
connection on our date on the beach,

I think we need
to turn up the heat.

I'm jealous of your feet.

- Oh!
- They're very arched.

Look how flat my feet are.

It's flat, flat.

Damn! Look at that.

That's what I'm saying you got.

You come over, you
can see your toes.

- I just spread my toes.
- Oh, look at all your moves.

You're a little duck!

Did he kick you out?

- He didn't text you?
- No one's kicking me out of my room.

I mean, you have
like three rooms in one room.

- That's true.
- I think you're good.

So, Gabriel says he was going to
take me out on a date. That was...

Of course, he does.

It's very annoying
where Gabriel is.

You know, too overbearing
when it comes to Gabriel.

I feel like he never leaves.

Seriously. He just
is always there.

The degree of separation
with Stefany is none.

So, I have to create
some separation

just to see if it's a fit
or not a fit, you know.

I think what bothers me is the
lack of respecting boundaries.

Like, if I'm sitting with
you at the pool right now,

like, he'll, like, come back
and come over and be, like,

- "Hey, Stef."
- Oh.

Like, bro, like stop.

- You know what I'm saying. Like...
- I get it.

Gabriel had been hanging
out with Stefany the whole time.

And Ryan was kind of looking
out for himself going, you know,

"Who am I going to be with?"

And he started
competing with my kid.

And Ryan's cool.

But, you know, if somebody's
going to start messing with my son,

you know, I'm always going
to be there on Gabriel's side.

I think we
gravitate to each other

because we've developed that
strong connection from the beginning

as friends, you know.

He's always hanging
out in the room with Billy

and everyone's up there and
I don't want to get him upset.

I don't want to get you upset.

You gotta draw that line or
nothing else will really develop.

At this point, Gabriel
is just being a.

That's not really my style.

I have done more than my part,
um, at just respect them boundaries

and respecting when it's my
time and when it's not my time.

I know Gabriel feels
threatened by me.

And I will feel
threatened by me, too.

I'm thinking of waking up
at five o'clock in the morning.

- You are?
- Yes. I am.

My plan. You should wake up
and you should come see, like,

- the sunrise and all the lights...
- At five thirty?

I can get up at five.
What time is it now?

- Ten fifteen.
- Oh.

- Ten fifteen.
- Yeah.

- You're not going to wake up. Wanna bet?
- No.

No. As a matter of
fact, let's make a bet.

Gabriel can't come to
your room for one solid day.

Oh, my God!

I get a full day.

- Why is Gabriel in this bet?
- Huh?

- 'Cause.
- You're so...

It's a bet. It's a bet.

I get a full day of
communication.

He hangs out with Billy.

I mean, that's fine. Billy
gets to hang out with him.

Both Gabriel and
Ryan are great guys.

But right now, I feel a
little pressured by Ryan.

I'm not really sure how to
respond to a situation like this.

Making a bet with me to keep Gabriel
away, it just makes me feel uncomfortable.

I think it could be a
little bit manipulative.

- Okay. I'll be up at five. You have your bet.
- All right.

Gabriel gets no
time for 24-hours

and he can't... he can't
come in the room. You get it?

I make a silly bet with Stefany,

we'll go watch the sunset
or something like that,

very early, five o'clock,

if you're not up, though,

you have to last 24-hours

without Gabriel.

I think the odds are
stacked in my favor.

Bed-time...

I got to get up
at five or else...

You're so bad.

Ain't I terrible?

Billy and I had
a great first date.

And now, he's setting up this,

uh, romantic hot tub session
in Pola and Jose's room,

so his mom can't
be creeping in on us.

- Hey...
- Hi.

Oh, it's less than cold.

The way I love it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. It's so hot.

Whoa!

It's getting warmer, though.

I have candles all lined up.

- Yeah.
- And everything.

But the wind kept
blowing them out.

'Cause I can't wait.

It was like so nice and
pretty, like, there on...

I'm really
hoping that I get to see

if his size of his is real big.

This hot tub is freezing and...

unfortunately the only
other hot tub I could use is...

the one in our suite.

I don't really like the idea of
bringing someone back to my room

with my mom being around, but
what else am I supposed to do?

Oh, my...

I think anyone that is able
to laugh about themselves

is definitely someone
that I would want to date.

Like, if you take yourself
too seriously, like...

that's no good for me.

Why are you so far away?

You scared your
mom's going to come in?

I feel like I'm a
teenager again with Billy,

sneaking around the whole
house hiding, from his mom.

Billy's definitely going to
be put in time out after this.

Sorry, Mom.

Whose are these?

Whose are these?

Yo...

Where?

In your room.

No. I'm gonna go in there.

- No. Don't.
- No. No. No. You can't.

- No. No. Don't.
- You can't mess up their...

There is no way I'm
gonna let Kelle corrupt Billy.

I don't know if she's just trying to
push my buttons or what her deal is.

But, yeah. Definitely,
definitely not here.

Not in my suite.

I'm gonna be like, you gotta go.

Billy.

Oh, yeah.

Really? In our sauna?

Don't you have your own room?

Whether she likes it or not,
Billy and I are turning up the heat.

Tonight, we're
sleeping in the same bed

and she needs to stop
blocking him.

It just got real.

No. No.

Oh, yeah.
Kelle, you got to go.

We just got
here. Well, come in.

No. I'll be back.

That's okay. Don't
come back. We're fine.

Oh! That's your mom.

Stefany's popping into
the sauna unannounced,

I feel like it's a
little bit ridiculous

since her son is,
like, in his late 20's.

I know you all live together,
but do you not knock?

Whether she likes it or not,
Billy and I are turning up the heat.

Tonight, we're
sleeping in the same bed

and she needs to stop
blocking him.

Where's Billy?

Billy!

Your new step-dad's here.

You are?

Yeah.

What is?

- You're not gonna wake up at five.
- At five?

You're joking.

Someone attractive,
being controlling and stuff,

I felt like Ryan was kind
of being a little controlling.

Like, telling Stefany,
wake up at 5:00 a.m.

If you don't, you can't be
around Gabriel for 24-hours.

And I was like, that's such a
weird way of looking at things.

I don't want to be
an overbearing mom.

But I just...

don't like the fact that Kelle's like
six-feet away from me in your bed.

I think I'm gonna be sleeping
with one eye open tonight.

I think you're being a
little bit too overprotective.

Please don't wake up at five?

I swear to God, if
you do this it's dumb.

It's like giving... -
It's so dumb.

Billy, isn't it
giving into it, too?

Yeah. That's so dumb.

Maybe, she likes it.

Excuse me?

Turn it off.

I'm not waking. I can't
have an alarm go off at five.

Kelle had been drinking

- Yes.
- And she started hiccupping,

- Yes.
- She started snoring really loud.

So loud.

I was, like, in my mom's
bed, like, as a little kid.

It like, brought back memories,
like, hiding from the monster.

Me and Stefany,
we made a small bet.

I wake up this
morning, go upstairs...

Of course, she doesn't answer.

If I'm just being transparent,

the way I stack the bet is...

I still get the time with
you if you wake up on time.

But if you lose, I still get
the time with you, regardless.

Let's see if
Stefany will pay up.

- Hi, Shannan.
- Hi. What are you up to?

Just rinsing out my...

- glass.
- Having your afternoon beverage?

Yeah.

You look nice.

- Thank you. Thank you.
- How was your date?

Oh, that's what I
wanted to talk to you about.

'Cause I had a really
nice time with Jose.

I know that, you know,
you guys talk or whatever,

like, can you, like,
shed any light on, like,

who he might be
really interested in?

Is he your, uh,
number one prospect?

He is. But I need him to know
I'm different than everybody else.

- Do you know what I mean?
- Yeah. You don't want to feel that on...

Yeah. I think he's like
that with, like, everyone.

I haven't had too much of a
conversation with him about that.

- I think Jose is kind of just really suave.
- So just charming.

- Yeah.
- And kind of...

- A charmer.
- Charming everyone, and kind of just,

uh, planting his seed in every department.

- Uh...
- Oh, my gosh.

I think he's just
being Rico Suave.

Oh,

Let me just put it out there.

You know, I kind of heard you,
you know, had a nice time with Kelle.

So, I'm like,
I was trying to figure out

what is it that, you know, would
make you click with older women.

And I think last
time just happened.

- Um... we...
- Yeah. What happened?

- We got together in the
sauna and... - Are you serious?

- Really?
- Yeah. We we had a great time.

- Oh, my God.
- Yeah.

Like, together, together?

Not... Yeah.

Did she keep her
hands to herself?

I don't worry about you.

We kind of...

- We were snuggling, and, uh...
- Uh-huh.

Is that all y'all were doing?

What I was hoping for...

was just to be able to figure
out how to get to the next level.

Or maybe you
take the initiative.

Like, you go in
for what you want,

- Mmm. You think so?
- And kind of see how he reacts to that.

Maybe just go for it.

- You know what? That's a good approach.
- Yeah.

- I like that.
- Yeah.

I sing and I have my own band. It's
called April Jayne and The Players.

Like... like all of you.

And when we go back to L.A.,

- I play on Sunset Strip,
- I'm coming.

- Awesome.
- All over, like, Hollywood, different places.

You guys have to come.

- Yeah.
- We sure have to.

I'm gonna bring everybody.

My musicians are, mwah.

- Back stage passes?
- Yes. Back stage passes, autographs...

All right.

What the hell is going on?

No.

It just got real.

Okay.

It's time for some sex ed.

Since older women definitely
are more advanced in the bedroom,

we can teach...

a few things.

Demonstrate your go-to
foreplay technique on one of these fruits.

Okay.

Because...

I'm out.
I can't sit there.

Go, go, go.

Today is the day that I'm
gonna make Jose to be my man.

Having her by my side,

definitely brought
us closer together.

Don't tell me you
like hanging out with my son

but you're sleeping with
somebody else's son.

There are mixed
signals going both ways

- because what's happening...
- There's not.

He's talking to me with his mom.

I think your feelings are hurt
because she doesn't like you.

Then why did she
kiss me on the beach,

telling me that she doesn't
with you.

Ryan, you're so disrespectful.

- You're a liar. No. No. You... -
I'm too old to be dealing with this.