MILF Manor (2023–…): Season 1, Episode 3 - Your MILF Don't Dance - full transcript

Previously

on MILF Manor,

Ladies, where's all the men at?

I think it's my time
to find love. I really do.

Are we looking for love?
Are we looking for romance?

All of my moments
have led me to this one.

You're the baby.

And you're gonna be 22, right?

I'm gonna be 22.

Whoo!

April is the woman
who immediately caught my eye.



Maybe I could show her

what it's like
with a younger man.

He's not going anywhere
near my mother.

It's time to play
"Wall of Secrets."

"I slept with my son's best
friend." That's unacceptable.

"I had a seven-woman
orgy." Could that be my mom?

My secret is, I slept
with your best friend.

This one hurts deep. This
one I did not see coming at all.

I didn't expect this at all.

I'm hoping he will forgive me.

Have you ever dated older women?

I've had my eye on
Jose from day one.

I'm definitely going for it.

- Pola.
- Yes?



I'm taking your
son out on a date.

When?

Kelle is not the
type of girl for Jose.

I'm 100% sure.

I don't know
what they're talking about.

- Maybe they're talking about us.
- Yeah.

- No speaking in Spanish! We don't know.
- I heard...

The majority doesn't
know what you're saying.

She becomes like fire.

- You're excluding people is what you're doing.
- No!

- No.
- She's shouting at me, just like...

Hopefully, you're gonna
leave Kelle just, by the side.

I'm being greedy right now.

I want a pancake, too,

but I already have a quesadilla,

which is a bread.

Wow. I ate a pancake
and a half, almost, too,

and I'm feeling like it's
too much carbs right now.

Last night,
with Pola and Stefany,

there was tensions running hot.

Speaking Spanish after
I asked them to stop?

It's like, hello?

I'm sorry, should I
tell you in Spanish,

just shut the up?

Just say that in Spanish.

Callate.

Honestly, I really am

over the whole
speaking Spanish thing.

I could care less.

If they want to
keep speaking it,

keep speaking it.

If they want to
stop, they'll stop.

They know how I feel.

I'm over it.

I'm definitely
going to apologize,

and bury the hatchet,
so we can move on.

Oh, there she is.

Hey, what's up?

You ready to finish what
we started last night?

- Girl, you're... What's up?
- I'm just kidding.

- Aw!
- I love you.

I love you, too.

No Spanish talk, right?

You're silly.

I don't know if Kelle's
genuine this morning.

Maybe she's just trying
to get closer to our sons.

I think at this
point, I just might

keep my guard up, a little bit,

just to see what
this is all about.

I'll teach you.

Before we leave,
you're gonna learn it all.

- Perfect. I love you.
- Mamacita.

- Say mamacita.
- Mamacita.

Soy una mamacita.

Soy yo mamacita.

All right, girl.

Literal, no. No, no.

No, no, no. Of course.

When she came close to me,

I thought she was
gonna scream again.

Good morning.

- I apologize for last night.
- No, don't worry.

Kelle apologizing
made me realize

that she is actually

smart enough to
recognize her mistakes,

but at this point, I'm also open

to getting to know the
other women in the villa.

I'm watching
Kelle, because I just want

to make sure everything is fine,

and everyone is good.

I watch myself.

I know. I know.

Bam.

Cheers to Spanish speaking.

Do you know what?

The funny part
is, is it's my fault,

because I actually took
Spanish classes, like...

I started taking
it, and then I quit,

and now, you know what?

- It bit me on the ass.
- Yeah.

So what happens if you
meet this, like, hot stud

that only speaks Spanish?

Then we just make love.

How are you doing, king?

Bro, I'm doing good.

The secrets and, you know,

kind of hit home for people,
and I was like, "Damn.

It might be a little annoying

finding out your mom did that.

I was just checking in,

if you wanted to talk about it,

or something, you know?

The most shocking
secret, for sure,

was Jimmy finding out his
mom his best friend.

Did that kind of
bother you a little bit?

Oh, yeah, it bothers
me, obviously.

It's odd.

For one, I didn't know,

for two, it's supposed to,

apparently, like,
my best friend,

and for three, now
everybody knows.

Imagine you in my shoes,
you know what I mean?

I'd be pretty pissed.

If you made a
mistake, or something,

when I was younger, whatever,

but for you to, like, tell
me in front of strangers

would kind of be,
like, embarrassing.

I definitely would have
said something to my son

if I was going to reveal
that to a group of people.

- Come on.
- I would probably fly home.

- I'm not kidding.
- Yeah.

- I would fly home.
- Yeah.

Yeah.

I think maybe
he should talk to Soyoung,

because that's a bomb to drop.

If you just want to have a
conversation that's private,

I'm always here to talk.

I'm just trying to
get a little lit tonight.

I think that
revealing the secret

was very hard for me.

I don't know how
you feel towards me.

Are you saying you
don't know how I feel?

How would you
feel, is the question.

I'm angry.

I don't know how
to even look at you,

and talk to you

in a sensible manner, where
I can be your son right now.

I feel like you didn't
treat me like your son.

Well, I am so sorry.

I never even think that way,

that I'm put in your shoes.

- But, cheers.
- Cheers.

- I love you.
- I love you, dude.

I love you.

Bye.

Vamonos!

All right, we
know. Just kidding.

Adios.

As yesterday's winners

of the "Wall of
Secrets" challenge,

Ryan, Joey, and
myself got to choose

whoever we want to
take out on a date tonight.

Stefany!

I choose Pola.

I'm going with April tonight.

I'm excited for my first date.

I get to go out of the villa,

and I get alone
time with Stefany.

I've never been on a double date

with my mom before.

- It definitely doesn't seem like my mom's vibe.
- I'm with Joey.

He's 20.

And he's such a gentleman,
which I really like in a man.

Whoo-hoo!

I picked April
because I love her vibe.

I love her energy.

Not only does April have

a beautiful face,
beautiful body,

she has a great personality,

but she's also very wise.

She could teach me many things.

It's very attractive

that she has a lot
of life experience.

Welcome to La
Miserable Mezcaleria.

Take a seat.

Vamos.

Stefany caught my eye
because she just seems

so sweet, and I think
she's super pretty.

She seems like a
well put together gal,

so I could definitely,

you know, be interested in that.

Thank you.

I picked Pola because
she's very nice on the eyes,

personality-wise, very warm,

very inviting, very exciting.

Banging body, too.

I will explain to you

a little bit about mescal today.

What you have today
are three different mescals

from three different
parts of Mexico.

You have also a
little bit of crickets.

Yes, crickets, edible crickets.

You can peel it...

and eat it, that
is, removing the legs...

- Ugh!
- or you can eat it whole.

It was actually
the very first time

I've seen crickets

on a dinner table like that.

If I'm gonna try them
with anyone, it'll be April J.

- How do you like them?
- I didn't realize that they were so, like,

- crickety.
- Totally, yeah!

They're so crickety.

Ahhh!

God!

Come on, you have to.

I really enjoy that Ryan is
more secure about himself,

and I knew he was more mature.

It's good that he asked
me out on this date.

It's disgusting!

Salud, everyone.

Salud.

Oh, no, no!

What happened?

Open your
mouth, close your eyes.

Ahhh!

Gabriel's throwing
crickets, and, you know,

getting grossed out,

and kind of being
immature about the situation.

It comes off a bit
disrespectful to act that way.

I'm not seeing what
Stefany's seeing in him.

I'm not understanding
how he's gonna find

an older woman that
will actually be interested

in seriously dating him,
just being that childish.

From what I'm seeing,
she's sitting with a man-baby.

Hey!

That's what you get for
asking my mom on a date!

Hey!

Joey's a little sly guy,

and now, he's trying
to hit on my mom,

and it's not sitting
right with me.

It's not sitting pretty.

Wow.

- Hey.
- Calm down.

- You're the most intriguing person in the house.
- Aw!

I want to be with Jose.

- I love my son.
- Okay.

It is a bit of mama's boy
going on with Jose and Pola.

Have you ever thought

you could date,
like, a younger guy?

Yeah. For sure.

What do you like about me?

Your vibe, it's so, you know...

I think it's the energy.

I love your eyes.

Hmm?

They're cute.

How about you?

Why did you pick me
to go out on a date?

I thought you were the
prettiest. Like, my type.

Thank you.

It would be fun to actually
get to know you a little bit.

I make music. I'm an artist.

I do modeling as
well. I travel a lot, so...

I'd say my ideal girl needs
to be kind of well-rounded,

intelligent, really just a
happy, positive person.

What's your, like,
best date idea?

- Best, if you had to come up with a dream date.
- I'm really simple.

I think, just like a nice,
I think, conversation,

and some candles.

I feel like talking to
Stefany the first five minutes,

I could already tell
she's independent,

she's strong, so I'm
definitely interested in that.

To getting to know each other.

Yes.

- Salud.
- Salud.

I've never
dated anyone like Gabriel.

He's stylish, he's spontaneous,

He's very funny, outgoing.
He just says it how it is.

I am excited to see what
God has in store for us.

Oh, you're the best.

What are the
effects of these crickets?

- Are there some type of...
- Yes.

- Are they aphrodisiacs, or...
- Psychedelic?

- What is it?
- I mean, I'm assuming they bring good luck,

and good love.

Maybe.

Joey's a little sly guy,

and now, he's trying
to hit on my mom,

and it's not sitting
right with me.

It's not sitting pretty.

I would have never
thought that I would be here

with such a beautiful woman.

I think I'm the oldest
mom in the house,

and Joey is the youngest
man in the house,

but Joey's so sweet,

and complimentary,
and sensitive.

He's actually acting
more like a man

than most men twice his age.

Just because, you know,

my license says this, and
your license says that...

Mmm-hmm.

I'm sure you have
a license, right?

Mom!

How's your date going?

Oh, it's going great.

Don't get her too wasted.

I'm trying to have my date. "Mom!"

- Mom, it's about my date.
- "Mom!"

- it's about our date, okay?
- "Mom!"

"Mom!" "Mom!"

I'm not intimidated at all
by having Gabriel around.

Well, I think Gabriel's
honestly annoyed with me.

He doesn't like whatever
is going on at my table.

That boy better watch out.

I'm gonna be his papa one day.

Hey!

- That's what you get for asking my mom on a date!
- Hey!

Hey!

- Calm down.
- Wow.

I'm tired of watching
Gabriel be corny.

You know? I just want to
kind of be in my own vibes,

right now, with Pola,
and just really, you know,

experience this date
for what it can be,

so I was, "It's time
to take a walk."

- All right, let's walk, and talk.
- Let's go.

Thanks. You don't want
to take the empanada?

I'm all set.

Obviously, I
think Pola's attractive.

I think her energy is
much younger than her age.

Vamos.

Okay.

That is the reason why I
want to get to know Pola better.

I'm not gonna have crickets.

I'm never gonna do
that. Never, ever. Never.

- Well, you missed out. It was so much fun.
- It's fine. It's fine.

It's okay with me.

So now, anyways,
on a serious note,

I brought you out tonight

because to me, personally,

- you're the most intriguing person in the house.
- Aw!

You have a lot of confidence,

I think you're
absolutely gorgeous,

and I think, most importantly,

internally you're
a great person,

- and that's extremely attractive to me.
- Thank you.

When he looks at me, like,
he feels really confident,

and that becomes really sexy.

So, in your eyes,

what's your purpose
at the house?

Right now?

I really want to
enjoy my company.

Okay.

I really love myself.

Okay.

So, I want to be
with myself first,

than being with anybody else.

Okay.

Then, I want to be with Jose.

- I love my son.
- Okay.

Jose is my guy, but it is...

It is a bit of mama's boy
going on with Jose and Pola.

And then, I'm
really open to anything.

So, let me ask
you this. So far...

- Yeah.
- Out of all of your dates, so far...

This has been really good.

- This has been good?
- I like mescal, yes.

Don't give me the friend hand on the date.

Don't you Jimmy me.

Pola, to me, has the
most question marks.

Is she here to date?

You know, 'cause
I am here to date,

and you really have
to be on the same page

with somebody to see

if you can further
progress with them.

If Pola is gonna
continue to be guarded,

obviously I gotta
keep it moving.

Um, it's like the McRib
at McDonald's, you know?

Like, "limited time
only," you know?

- All right, come on.
- That was great.

Salud.

Salud.

"Salud, salud, salud!"

That's my mama.

So, are you loving it here?

Yeah. I'm super excited.

I'm a very open-minded person.

- Yeah.
- Very relaxed.

"Go with the flow"
type of person.

I'm open to anything, too.

We have to be.

Even though everything was great

going to Mushroom Rock
with Jose on our first date,

after the blowup,
now I feel like

he's avoiding me
like the plague, so...

I think that Jose is definitely
a mama's boy, for sure.

I mean, if he's not
going to make an effort,

and he's just gonna let me go,

then I'm gonna
keep moving forward,

so that's exactly
what I'm gonna do.

So, now I'm gonna see
what Billy's got going on.

Have you dated younger before?

Yeah.

Do you prefer younger,
or older, around your age?

I feel like younger guys
are a lot more open,

and they don't have a lot
of, um, constraints, I think,

on their thought process.

They don't, like,
overthink things

because of stuff that
happened to them in the past.

- They're just more free with, like...
- Yeah.

Who they are, and I
feel like a lot of times

they have more direction
on where they want to go.

What about you?

Um...

I don't really see too
much of an age thing.

Age isn't really
a problem for me.

Just like you, connection
is very important,

the right chemistry.

The one
thing that I really love,

that's a big turn-on for me,
is a guy that puts in effort,

and that actually
shows interest in me,

so the fact that
Billy's actually showing

interest in me, I'm kind
of open to exploring,

you know, to see if
there's anything there.

- What's that? The pinot?
- You want one?

Where's mine?

It's coming.

I'm about to bring it over.

- Thank you.
- You're killing yourself that way, for them.

Oh!

Thank you.

- Absolutely.
- You're so nice.

I try to be.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

I feel like the date with
Pola goes pretty well,

but I am here to date,
so I'm kind of shifting,

you know, my interest at
this point toward Stefany.

Hopefully, I can show
her something different

than she was experiencing
at the table with Gabriel.

Do you date women with kids?

At my age, I'm used to it now,

but like, it's kind of,
like, the inconvenience

- of trying to plan with you, and spend time with you.
- Yeah.

If I really like you, I'm
gonna make the time.

I think Stefany
is just naturally sexy,

and extremely well put together.

She's definitely an eye talker,

and that gets me every time.

Even though Stefany is older,

she kind of has,
like, a young appeal.

She's obviously an
attractive woman.

Do you do online dating?

I've done it before.

Do you do FaceTime
before you meet them?

- Uh...
- Ah!

I learned my lesson with that

a couple times before,
so... - Yes!

I FaceTime like, all right,
you swiped? Let's FaceTime.

- Like, yeah, let me see you.
- Right.

Ryan is 30, and
actually, it works for me,

because our
communication seemed to be

on the same level,

because he's the one
that's closest to my age,

and I felt chemistry with Ryan.

I don't know
Ryan, but I feel like

based off the first
day or two days,

you know, he's hitting
on more than one girl,

so I feel like that might show

that, okay, yeah,
he's a little player type.

I'm someone who...

I don't really get
jealous that easily,

but I feel like Stefany and
I have something going,

so I feel like he kind of
needs to uh, you know,

stay out the way!

I am a very good kisser.

Would you like to test it out?

Billy's cute, but, um,
his game is super weak.

You have food in your mouth!

Now you're gonna
kiss me with food...

Sorry, not happening.

I give up.

I think Billy's attractive.

He's not necessarily my type.

The type of guys I normally date

would be super chatty,
super outgoing, but I mean,

that's why we're here, to
get to know other people

that we don't fit into, like,
what we think is our type,

to get to know other
people outside of the norm.

These are so good.

What's going
through your little head?

So, I've been told

I'm a very good kisser,

but I need someone to tell me

- if that is true or not.
- Oh, my God!

Would you like to test it out?

- I mean, right now?
- Yes.

- Can you give me a minute?
- Okay.

Oh, my gosh, and you're asking?

You're not supposed to ask.

You're supposed to, like,
in the moment, just, like,

- kind of do it.
- I'm a gentleman.

I really like
being around Kelle,

because she really brings
out a youthful side to me,

and she also makes me laugh,
which is very important to me.

You have food in your mouth!

Now you're gonna
kiss me with food...

Billy's cute,

and his dry sense
of humor is funny,

but, um, his game is super weak.

Hold that thought.

Sorry, pick.

It's me or the carrot. Not both.

Not happening.

So weird.

I give up.

- You judged me on that.
- You gave up already?

Yeah.

You're so funny.

I definitely didn't
want to eat your carrot.

My first kiss with
Kelle, I would have liked

if it had gone on longer,

but it was the first kiss,

so it was short and sweet.

Wait, what else is in here?

Knowing you? Condoms for sex on the beach.

The one I picked for Billy was

I've had sex in
public on the beach.

Yeah.

You can't be trusted.

They don't really have

the right sized
condoms for me here.

What are you... What
are you saying, Billy?

Mmm.

I wasn't expecting this at all.

I think it's hot when
a guy is so confident

about his size of his penis.

It's like, maybe he
has this crazy, wild side

that even Stefany
doesn't know about.

Billy's definitely becoming

one of my favorites,
at this point.

- Cheers to an amazing date.
- Yeah.

- Many more to come, hopefully.
- Oh, okay.

Billy and I had a
good time today.

He's amazing. I love
him. He's really, really...

He's really sweet.

He said he has a big
. How does it make you feel?

Oh, my gosh, Kelle!

He said that!

- Keep that to yourself, please.
- No, dude!

If your son's, like,
spilling the beans,

- I just wanted to know, did you know...
- Oh, my God.

that I know
that he might know...

Keep it PG, please.

I honestly do not want
to hear about my son's

package.

I mean, it really feels awkward

to hear her talk
to me about this.

It's crazy, you're saying that.

She probably already
knows that her son is hung.

I mean, it is her boy,

so she must know, right?

I don't want to know
any of that.

Well, now you know.

Okay, Kelle.

You heard it here first.

Oh, gosh. I think there's
only one person here

that I think is actually sexual,

and that would know what to do,

and take the bull by
the horns, is Ryan.

He's got the most sex... -
Was it the seven-person orgy?

Was it the orgy?

Guys, I have a text!

What does it say?

It says, "Moms and sons,
it's time to get moving.

We want you to
come up with a dance

that best communicates
love, passion, and desire.

You all will be the judges,

and the duo with the most votes

- wins a special double date...
- Ooh!

To a Latin dance club."

We got this, Pola.

Oh, no!

If they have color, they're gonna win this.

No doubt.

Harrison, you feel confident?

- How do you feel?
- Oh yeah, I'm feeling good.

- We got this.
- I think we got this in the bag.

Yeah. We're gonna
have so much fun.

Oh, I'm gonna bring it.

It's Magic Mike time.

Yeah!

- Forward.
- Roll forward.

- Boom, boom, boom, boom.
- Dit, dit, dit, dit.

Dum, dum, dum, dum.

No. You
did it wrong again.

The secret really kind of, like,

disrupted me and my
mom's energy together, so

it makes it very difficult

to work with somebody,
so you can only imagine

how awkward this is for me.

- Dit, dit, dit, dit.
- No!

You gotta go right
with the four count.

I don't feel his heart in it,

'cause I know Jimmy.

He's not putting out 100%.

It's sad.

No. See, that's...

one, two, three, four.

I want to win, but it's hard

when you have two
people trying to dance,

and move together,

and everything is
like a locomotive,

and there's, like,

something broken in
our machine right now,

and for us to go and
win this competition

is gonna be a real challenge.

I don't think he knows what
he wants to do with Stefany.

I think Gabriel
likes attention...

but I think that she's
interested in me 100%.

Let's go!

Coming through.

Let's get this party started.

Yeah!

For this week's challenge,

all the mothers and sons

need to come up
with a dance routine

that communicates
passion and desire.

We're all gonna
judge each other,

and the duo that wins
gets to pick two people

to go on a date to
a salsa club tonight.

- All right!
- Ready? All right, cool.

- Let's go!
- Let's go! With us!

I am very
much so a dance-y person.

I love, love, love to dance.

I love it!

We gotta get my mom a date.

If you knew what
I know, it's over.

Shannan goes crazy
on the dance floor.

I'm trying to say
that right now.

- On the dance floor...
- Yes.

I'm unstoppable.

I do a little pop,
pop with the hip.

I don't have to say a whole lot.

- Just standing there.
- It's all about the movement,

so that's how I roll.

- Surprise attack, that's what you're saying.
- Right.

- Okay.
- Lady in the street...

You finish the sentence.

She's killing it.

She's putting her
moves on display.

At this point, we got a
good shot to win this.

Come back up.

Me and my mom
are super competitive

- in everything we do.
- Always been, right?

We want to win,

so our minds just
synchronize on the spot.

After the
challenge, it really hit me,

and I realized,
I'm not mad at you.

I'm just mad at the situation
that it ever happened,

but it's really okay.

- You know, there's no hard feelings.
- Yeah.

I've had a great life.

I've been happy in my
and our experience of life,

so there's nothing
to really be sad about.

I'm so sorry,

- everything that upset you.
- No, it's...

- It's okay, um...
- That's past, and I hope that you forgive me.

- I do.
- Give me a hug.

- I love you.
- I love you.

- Everything's okay.
- Ooh!

Sorry.

Whoo!

I got my eye on April.

She's got the energy up,

so hopefully, I
can take her hand,

and get grooving
on the dance floor.

Ahhh!

That's so sexy!

I can't wait to see what
Magic Mike got for us.

All right, guys.

When I hear people cheering,

I feel good for my mom,
that she's actually able

to share this moment with me.

I got a little too excited. I
forgot it was a competition!

The shirt comes off, and
all the ladies go crazy!

Harrison? Mmm. He made me hot.

Whew! Lord, have mercy!

That was awesome!

There! - Put
your shirt on. That's smooth!

Lethal abs!

Harrison taking his shirt off

was probably one
of the highlights

of the house since
we've been here.

I wonder how much
I can bribe Harrison

to give me a lap dance?

Okay, guys. It's time to pick.

So, our top pick is

Magic Mike and Charlene!

We actually went with

Harrison and Charlene.

We the ladies!

So, I didn't have
much of a choice,

after my mother's natural reactions...

- so...
- Charlene and Harrison.

- There you go.
- Charlene and Magic Mike!

The winner is...

Drum roll.

Harrison and Charlene!

It feels amazing.

It took me time,

but I finally get to
go out on a date.

For my date, I'm gonna ask Jose.

Oh, Jose!

Thank you, Charlene.

I think Jose is hot.

Who knows what
tonight will bring,

with all of that spice
on the dance floor?

Jose, Jose!

Harrison just
won, and all the ladies

are like, "Pick me! Pick me!"

For my date, I'm gonna ask

Stefany to come
dancing with me tonight.

At first, I am,
like, a little annoyed.

I felt like I kind of
already let her know

that I'm interested
in at least developing

a relationship with Stefany,
so I feel like, you know,

I've kind of made my
presence apparent,

so I'm pretty secure in that,

and I don't think anyone's
gonna catch her eye

as much as I did.

I had been talking to Stefany

when Harrison
picks her, so it sucks,

because we're
developing a connection,

and that chemistry,

and I really had
plans in my head.

You know, getting
to know her, and like,

yo, we're gonna go on a date,

then we'll kind of see
where these things go,

so I was not
prepared for that, at all.

- Estamos listos? Are we ready, or what?
- Si.

Yeah!

All ready to get
your little boogie on?

- Whoo-hoo!
- All right!

I don't know
much about Charlene,

but I can tell that
she's interested

in getting to know me,

so I'm curious as well,
to getting to know her.

It's gonna be so nice.

We're doing it!

- Okay, okay. We're gonna do it.
- Yeah.

- Show me something.
- Back.

- Okay.
- Back.

- Okay.
- Back.

Back.

Hey, your mom is
learning very good, eh?

- Yeah.
- Let me tell you!

Ha! Ha!

You're my date now,
so... - Yeah, yeah. Excited.

My pleasure.

I'm feeling sexy,
I'm seeing Jose do the moves,

so that makes me
attracted to him.

Do it, do it! Go!

At that point, it's just about
the sexiness of the dance.

Nice! Oh, I get to spin
you too. Okay, sorry.

Come on, Harrison. You got this.

- You got it.
- I'll try.

Pretend your mom's not here.

I kept looking over,

my mom was dancing with Jose,

I'm like, "What am
I doing right now

at the club with my mom?"

Wow. That was fun.

- Yeah.
- Was it awkward

- a little bit, 'cause your mom's there?
- Now awkward.

It was just, like,

she's over there with a...

with some,
you know, somebody young.

Who do you think you
like most in the house?

In the house that I vibe with?

Yeah, that you,
like, really vibe with.

It's crazy, 'cause I really like

- Soyoung's personality a lot.
- Yeah.

I just think she's really cool.

Who are you the
most attracted to?

That would be Pola.

I thought he
was gonna say, "Oh, you."

But no, he actually
named other ladies.

Okay, then why am I
the one here with you?

If he had a connection
with someone else,

he should have gone with them,

and not brought me on this date.

They seem to be doing amazing.

Thank you for bringing
me out on this date.

- You did great on the dance floor, so...
- Thank you, thank you.

I'm so used to
leading all the time, that... - You are?

- Why?
- Yeah, because I'm independent.

I have to do
everything for myself.

I don't really, you know...

Who would I be following?

But no, but in dating, like,

people that you've dated before,

you usually lead the
conversations, and the...

- Um...
- Or it's mixed?

No. I feel like if
I were to do that,

that I would lose interest.

Why?

I don't know. I kind of...

Maybe I'm old-fashioned
in that way...

- Okay.
- Where, in my life,

being single, and a single mom,

and independent...

- Yeah.
- I always had to take care of things, and business,

so it's like, when you're
always wearing the pants,

- or always having to, like, take the bull by the horns...
- Yeah.

I'd like to think that it's nice

to be able to just, like, let
my hair down, and relax...

- Mmm.
- And feel like someone can just lead the conversation.

I am tired of being independent

in that sense of like, listen,
it's time for me to be able

to, like, sit back and relax.

I've had to be the front-runner

for a long time now, so yeah,
I'm ready to let somebody else

take the wheel
for a little while.

Um, I see it
completely differently,

in dating, especially.

I see both as equals...

- Right.
- So part has its own liberty, and...

- I mean, I get that.
- You know what I mean?

- And don't drive.
- But a woman needs to feel a certain way.

If you say to me, "Would
you like to go out?"

that lets me know
you're interested.

- It's not that I would expect a woman to approach at all.
- Right, right.

- It's that if she does...
- Yeah.

I'll be surprised,
and I would say, like,

- "Okay," like, "That's cool."
- Yeah.

I think Jose was starting to
understand my perspective,

but at the same
time, part of me thinks

that deep down, it's
not that important to him.

Like, I don't think he really
gets where I'm coming from,

and what that
means from a woman.

Romantically, as a woman...

- Uh-huh.
- I want to feel desired.

We had a lot of fun, but I think

that romantic chemistry
is not quite there.

- Salud?
- All right.

- Before we go, let's salud.
- Yes.

- Gracias.
- One for the road.

Yes.

Would you have gone,
like, Latin dancing,

- or is that not your vibe?
- I would have went.

- Hell yeah.
- Yeah? Would you have had fun?

- I would go. Yeah.
- That's an answer.

- That seems like a cute date, huh?
- It's fun.

So, I feel like Stefany's
been going on dates,

and like, she's allowed
to do whatever she wants,

but then again, I
was kind of bummed,

just because for me,

personally, I don't
really have my eye

on anyone else.

Want some beer, maybe?

- What's happening?
- So, you went on a date with Harrison.

Yeah.

What's that
mean for you guys, yeah?

Kind of wanted to talk to you about it.

Gabriel's just doing
a little too much for me.

We didn't come in here

with ties already.
This is new energy.

We're getting to
know new people.

You don't know what pair fits.

He's a smooth guy, huh?

Oh, my gosh.

I feel like
Gabriel lacks respect,

because every time
it's somebody else's turn

to get to know someone,

it's not your time to infringe.

I don't think he knows what

he wants to do with Stefany,

but I think Gabriel
likes attention,

and I think that
anything without him,

I think he wants to be in it.

- Who, you and I?
- Yeah.

I do like Gabriel a lot,

but I'm a little
confused, at this point.

I do not feel
threatened by Ryan,

because no one really
has a chance in here.

I think it's in the bag.

How do you feel about Gabriel?

More friends.

I think that she's
interested in me, 100%.

The conversations that I've had

with Stefany so far,

I feel like I've peeled
back some layers with her.

I've gotten to know her better,

but we haven't even
been on a date yet,

so I think this is the
perfect opportunity,

because it is
extremely important

for me to peel back layers.

With anybody that
I'm involved with,

I like to know what
I'm dealing with

before I get into it.

I would like to know
what I'm signing up for.

You got to read a
contract before you sign it.

- Who, you and I?
- Yeah.

- Okay, so...
- Come.

Oops.

"Come on," you know.

I do like Gabriel a lot,

but I'm a little
confused, at this point,

because I jibe with
Ryan. He's a cool dude.

Why wouldn't I want to
go snorkeling with him?

Let's go.

Bye!

Ohhh!

I do not feel
threatened by Ryan,

because me and Stefany
were definitely killing it.

We like each other.

I definitely think no one
really has a chance in here.

I think it's in the bag.

I haven't gone
snorkeling in, like, so long.

I'm excited to go snorkeling,

because the water's magnificent.

Like, the water's
beautiful here,

and it's even more exciting
to do it with a person

that you're interested
in, that's looking good.

No.

Ryan's definitely looking out.

He's teaching me how to snorkel.

I'm following his lead. He
makes me feel comfortable.

Just going with the flow.

So, he goes in for the kiss,

and it was just so sweet.

This is so...

Stefany's a pretty good kisser.

It's not an awkward kiss.

This kiss is meant to happen.

These lips and these lips
work when they come together.

Here's to great
friendships, and good times.

Good times.

Cheers.

So, are you enjoying yourself?

I am.

Like, I feel like
the first couple

of conversations we
had were like, very open.

I appreciate in general
how your conversation is,

and then, how

genuine you are.

Thanks for acknowledging that.

How do you feel about the moms?

Well, you know,
there's a couple people

that I've had my eye on.

I was open with you.

You were one of those people.

I just felt like

it was a lot to

get some time with you,

- you know, like, just because...
- Oh, because I was always

with Gabriel, you mean?

I mean, yeah, like, how
do feel about Gabriel now?

Honestly?

He's funny,

but I think... I don't know.

We've hung out, we've
gone out on a date,

but it's just been fun,
like, more friends, I think.

I haven't... I
mean, he didn't...

He hasn't tried to
kiss me, or anything.

I think because Gabriel
makes me feel comfortable,

maybe it comes off that I'm
only, you know, open to him.

I think I like you the
most, because you're older.

- The older son.
- Right.

Yeah.

I feel like the other
sons are more like

- "friends" friends, I think.
- Mmm-hmm.

If that's the case, then...

- Mmm-hmm.
- Based on this date and wherever it goes,

- since I'm the first person you kissed in the house...
- I know.

Rough question for you.

What do you think?

You know, I like
hanging out with you,

and I think we've
had a connection,

but we haven't had
enough time to spend

- time together.
- Yeah.

This was fun.

Based on what Stefany tells me,

I think that she's
interested in me,

100%.

Now look, I'm gonna
be down for you,

but you gotta make time.
You know what I'm saying?

There's plenty more
dates where this came from,

in my eyes, with you.

Cheers to more dates, Ryan.

Cheers to more dates
with you, Stefany.

Gabriel thinks

he's sealed the
deal with Stefany,

but in my eyes, I mean,
I'm obviously the choice.

That's the bottom line.

- Are you comfy, or are you falling?
- You're gonna... I'm...

- I'm perfect.
- Put your legs.

I am perfect!

You want to sit here, too?

Stefany, offer
him a spot, I'm out.

I know Gabriel feels
threatened by me,

and I would feel
threatened by me, too.

Billy and I are
turning up the heat.

Sorry, Mom.

I just don't like the
fact that Kelle's, like

six feet away from
me, in your bed.

I think you're
being a little bit

too overprotective.

And now, for the bad news.

- Ooh!
- Oh!

There is one mother
and one son going home.

Oh, no!

- What the...
- No.

- What?
- No.

- Are you serious?
- I didn't think anybody was going home.

- It's not a joke.
- Hey, show me that thing it's in.

It just got real.

It's just shocking.

It's serious, people.