MILF Manor (2023–…): Season 1, Episode 1 - MILF Said Knock You Out - full transcript

My name is April Jane,
and I am in my 50s.

I'm a vintage, rare find.

I live in Studio City,
California,

and I have three amazing boys.

I don't think
any of my sons realize

that I have
an extremely high libido.

Hold on.

Is that too much saying

I have an extremely high libido?

Should I just have said
high libido?

My marriage was wonderful
for a while.



We got together
when we were very young.

I am seven years older than him.

We just realized that

we weren't completely
compatible.

I thought I had
my whole life planned,

but now I'm here,
open to the adventure.

I'm open to having a connection

with another younger man.

I hope I'm really gonna
find love.

My name is Pola.

I am originally
from Mexico City,

but right now I live in Miami,
in a paradise.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- How are you?
- I'm good.



My name is Pola.
Nice to meet you.

Hi, Pola. Nice to
meet you, too. April.

April. Nice to
meet you. Pleasure.

I'm expecting for
some guys to walk up

and introduce themselves.

And here comes Pola.

And it surprised me.

- Nice to meet you, Pola.
- Welcome to Mexico.

Thank you.

I'm not necessarily
a competitive person,

but I'm confident,

and she doesn't
have anything on me.

- Where are you from?
- I'm from Los Angeles.

- Oh, that's nice.
- Such pretty eyes.

- You like Mexico?
- I love it.

- It's beautiful, right?
- It's gorgeous.

- Yes.
- It is gorgeous.

When I was 23 years old,

my husband passed
away in a car accident.

It was really hard,

but I wanted a
good life for my kids,

so I decided I was
gonna live my life happily,

make good memories with my kids,

and just move forward.

- Salud.
- Salud.

I'm totally ready
to take that risk

and find that special guy.

I'm that kind of woman

that really likes to
be around a man.

I've never been by myself.

Like, in kindergarten,
I had boyfriends.

Like, I've always been
around someone special.

So if someone
proposed while I'm here,

that would be great news.

I don't know what... if it's gonna
happen or not, but let's see.

So what do you do in LA?

- I'm a singer.
- Oh, really?

Can I ask you your age?

No, you can't. No.

My name is Soyoung.

I am 50 years old.

When I meet good-looking,
my type of a man,

I'll introduce myself and say,

"Hey, I'm Soyoung
and I'm so."

- Hi.
- How are you?

Hey! How are you?

Good. How are you?

- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

I'm Soyoung.

- Soyoung?
- Yes.

I always dated a young guy.

My second husband was younger.

All my boyfriends was young.

Always ten years
younger. I'm a fire love.

I have to have those
fire, love to have sex.

If I don't have that,
I could have sex,

but I can't kiss anybody
because that's disgusting.

Where are you from?

I'm originally from South Korea.

- Oh, are you?
- Yeah.

- Oh, I love...
- Nice.

How old were you
when you moved out?

How many years
ago did you move to...

That's when I was 19,
18 and a half. So yeah.

- Adventurous.
- Yeah, I am.

Like, I'm not afraid of
things, like anything.

How about of this?

Yes. Just like this.

Soyoung is cute.

I'm sure she's gonna get picked

with many other guys,

but if she likes the
same guy that I do like,

I will be competitive. And...

I don't care about
any other thing.

I want to win.

We're gonna start the day.

- Nice meeting you.
- Yay!

- Nice to meet you.
- Woo-hoo!

My name is April.
I'm 43 years old.

I'm from Detroit, Michigan.

I'm a very simple girl.

I married my high
school sweetheart.

I met him at 14.

We had our children together

and we were
married for 14 years.

So that has been my
really longest relationship.

- Hi!
- Hola.

You guys look so pretty.

- I'm April.
- April, I'm April.

There's two Aprils.

Right.

I gave a lot of my
youth to raising my boys.

Now, at 43, I'm just
looking to have fun.

And I want to date younger men

because a lot of
guys that are older,

they're like in "papa mode",

and I want to get a
chance to do me a little.

So when it's time for me to
be grandma, like I'm ready.

I'm just not ready now.

Ladies, where's all the men at?

Are you kidding me?
You guys look great.

Hi.

My name is Charlene.

I'm from Jersey,

but currently I live in
Los Angeles, Hollywood.

- Hi.
- What did you say your name was again?

- Charlene.
- Charlene. Right.

Yeah. I think it's
my time to find love.

I really do.

Because life has, you know,
really given me some curveballs,

and it took a long
time to get here.

It's so nice to meet new
people, so, you know.

So I'm wearing two
necklaces today.

The first one is an infinity
necklace that my daughter,

Ashley, got for me.

And she's my oldest daughter.

She would be 28 right now.

She just had her birthday,
but she passed away

when she was 27.

So it's not even
been a year yet.

Losing her was by
far the hardest thing

I've ever had to
do, and I'm doing it.

That's the thing. I'm doing it.

My daughter was huge
in my life about dating.

She'd be the first
person I would talk to.

The first person I would ask.

Are we looking for love,

are we looking for romance?

I'm looking for love?

I mean, look,
it's like love is in the air here.

- It's so...
- it's romantic.

It is romantic.

I am doing this for
Ashley in a lot of ways

because I think she
wants me to be happy.

I know she would
want me to be in love.

Like, hey, that's the hope.

Could I fall in love?

Could I get married and
come out of the dark like,

you know, a new chapter,
light on the horizon.

But it's been so
long, I don't know.

I never know how...

how and why I'm gonna
be attracted to someone,

like their personality
to me, it can be more...

That's much more important.

Sometimes, like really
good-looking guys, they're so...

- They open their mouth...
- Yeah.

- Yeah, I was gonna say that.
- It's not...

How about the guy that are ugly
and... but he has a nice personality,

nice to you, you're gonna date?

No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no.

I'm Kelle. I'm 50 years old, and
my alter ego is Disco Mommy.

Hey, girls!

- Hey!
- Hello!

How are you hot ladies doing?

Disco Mommy loves house
music and Disco Mommy,

she's really spontaneous.
She's just fun.

What can I get
you ladies to drink?

Do we need a shot?

Kelle has a big personality.

Don't play with me.

I do think that, for
me, it's really too much.

She's just got to pare
it back just a little bit.

One, two, three, four.

All these women look
amazingly hot, but they're not me.

Always good vibes.

I have six amazing kids,
three girls and three boys,

and I feel like I've been judged

by having multiple kids
from not having the same dad.

In fact, that's the number one
question people ask me, like...

like, "From the same guy?"

I'm like, "No, why would I have
six kids from the same guy?

Hello."

You're a bad
influence already, girl.

No, I'm an amazing
influence for sure.

Yeah, you are.

I think it's gonna be a little
bit hard to keep up with Kelle.

She's gonna be the
party girl in this house.

- A good influence.
- To good influence.

Cheers, ladies. Go.

Well, I used to
think that age was an issue

until the first guy I dated
out of my marriage, right?

And he was like
14 years younger.

And then it became
like kind of a theme

that all these younger guys I kept
like hanging out with and dating,

and we literally
had the best time.

And they taught
me that, you know,

they could be drawn
to an older woman.

And then I realized I can teach
younger men a lot of things.

I don't know if I
can say that on TV.

Were you married before?

I was married ten years.

So how is
dating going for you now?

Do younger guys
gravitate toward you?

- Yes.
- Because you look so amazing.

- Yes. Thank you.
- Yeah. Yeah.

Kelle is the most
risque of all the moms

with no shame whatsoever.

I'm not mad about my body.

I already feel I'm the
woman that will get the least attention.

You could tell Kelle
has invested a lot of time

into her body, her sex appeal.

And I know that
young men want that.

So she's got that
going for herself.

I have the best trainer
in Orange County,

- so if you guys want to come.
- Right.

Everyone's very pretty

and I'm like the
biggest girl here.

Like, what do I have to offer?

You know,
we're getting older, ladies.

We're not getting younger, even
though we can think that we can do things

to make ourselves look
younger, we're really not.

We're really not.

Marina Charlene is...

she probably was very
hot when she was younger,

um, more in shape.

I just feel like
she doesn't know

how to glam herself up.

I think she's just a
little worried about

not being pleasing in
that way to the guys.

I was asking them
what they do and then,

now I'm thinking we should
try to guess what you...

Just guess what you do.

- I feel like you do something like with human resources.
- She's like corporate...

- Yes, I was just gonna say that.
- Yeah. Yeah, right?

I plan corporate
events and meetings.

- You're an event planner?
- Yes.

I enjoy my work.

I have had the opportunity
to travel the world,

but I wasn't always a
corporate events planner.

I looked like the B-girl back
in the day on the street corners

doing the break dance and then the
pop and lock and on the cardboard.

So I like to have fun, you know?

And I think that most young men

could probably appreciate that,

that I'm not stiff and, you
know, or corny or prude.

Have you guys been
dating during COVID?

Have you been dating?

- I haven't been.
- Not since.

Well, I'm open, you know,

it's just whatever
God has, I guess.

- Amen to that.
- Right?

Whatever God's plan
is. It's actually really...

It's probably why
we're all here right now.

- Yes.
- Just seeing what's going on.

Exactly.

I've always been,
you know, a believer.

I love the Lord, and I think
it's important with relationships.

I think your partner, having God
as the foundation is very important.

You know, I feel
like a lot of older guys

don't want a commitment because
they're getting out of a divorce.

- That is so funny.
- I was thinking the same thing.

So they... they just want
to play the field a little bit.

And you're like,
"Yeah, it's time for..."

It's like, bro, you're like 60.

Yeah. And you look like
you're 80, like come on.

And then you still
want to play the field?

Like, go, bye.

I am excited to see what
God has in store for me

and we'll see what happens
on this amazing journey.

I'm so thrilled.

Wait, girls, hold on.

- I got a text. It says...
- Oh, yeah?

It says, "Welcome to the villa.

You're about to embark on a
dating experience like none other."

Oh!

We all received phones so that
we could receive text messages

telling us what we're
gonna do in the villa.

I'm a little excited,
but also nervous

because we have no
idea what to expect.

"Please head to the
house where you will meet

the new men in your life."

Let's go.

- Vamanos.
- All right.

I'm so excited to
meet with these guys

because I know that these
guys are going to be younger.

I have a very
young, free spirit,

and I connect to younger
men, especially in the bedroom.

All my life,
I've been looking for tall,

dark hair, blue eyes,
nice abs, thick thighs.

Hopefully he's here.

If not there, out there anyone,

please call me, Soyoung.

My special
woman has to be older,

and I'm here in Paradise
hoping to find my soulmate.

I am so excited
to come on this retreat

and just meet a ton
of beautiful women

that are mature

and comfortable with themselves.

I love older women
that can keep up with me

because I'm bringing
that young energy.

I'm looking for love.

I need a grown woman out here.

Let's go.

Here we go. Here we go.

- Whoa!
- Yeah!

All right, now.

Grrr.

So curious
as to what I can find here.

I mean, this is it.

All of my moments
have led me to this one.

And hopefully there
is somebody here

that is gonna be
interested in me.

I could be interested in them.

What's going on?

Wait. They're our moms?

Holy.

Whoo!

That's my mom right there.

Oh, my God!

I just saw straight
to Jose's eyes

and just stayed there for a couple
of seconds and say, "What is this?"

I am really confused right now.

What is really happening here?

I'm, like, completely shocked.

I see my son back
there and it's like,

"Who are all these guys?"

So cool.

We're supposed to
date the other moms?

Uh...

And you're here.
That's so weird.

- Yeah.
- That is so weird.

I knew my son Gabriel

was going to be
in Mexico with me.

I thought he was gonna be
on a separate dating retreat,

but he's in my dating pool.

And I'm gonna have to see
my son date these moms.

This is crazy, bro.

I'm feeling very overwhelmed
and a little scared.

Seeing my son
standing in that line

made me feel very awkward
because they're my son's age.

We're up. Let's go. We're up.

I was a little shocked
to see Ryan in the pool.

I didn't see that coming at all.

I'm gonna be honest.

I'm thinking first
pick in the draft.

Like, I'm looking at
everything else before my mom.

Thank God for that.

Hi, Mom.
How are you doing?

Hey. What
are you doing here?

Why are you following
me on the retreat, Joey?

I'm here to find love.
Don't get in my way.

Honestly, honestly,
older women are very hot.

And I know I got the swag
and I got the game for them.

Wow. This is like news to me.

- Yes, Mom. Yes.
- Hmm.

I'm Joey. Nice to meet you.

- Hey.
- What's your name?

- I'm April.
- April, nice to meet you.

- How are you?
- I'm doing great.

- How about you?
- I'm fine.

But whenever I
bring a woman home,

it's all up to my mom
whether I'm dating her or not.

Yes!

Been winning. Been winning.

- Hi.
- Soyoung.

- How are you?
- So young.

- Oh, amazing.
- Soyoung.

Amazing, amazing, amazing.

I think I have eye on, uh, Jose.

He's a perfect age for me.

He don't have a tattoo.

He's got green eyes.

Kind of what I'm looking for.

How is everything?

It's amazing.
How are you?

- It's good.
- Good.

- Yeah.
- Good to see you.

I'm feeling a little weird.

All these women are
significantly older women,

so it's pretty alarming.

Not in a bad way.

Let's go. We
need to hit the bar.

But then I started
looking at these women,

and I was like, "Damn,
they are kind of beautiful."

And then my mom's
right there and I was like...

Hey, you guys,
I've got this text.

So it says, "Greetings.

You are about to start
a unique dating journey.

All of you have
expressed an openness

to intergenerational dating.

In the real world, there
is often a double standard

where an older man

with a younger
woman is accepted,

but an older woman
with a younger man isn't."

- Mm-hmm.
- "Not here."

Whoo!

- Okay, I got one, too.
- Oh.

"Over the next few weeks,

you'll be part of a
dating experiment

that will level
the playing field

and see if you can find
that special someone

from a different age group."

I got a text guys.

"You are not exactly on the
show you thought you were on.

You are now in the
same dating pool.

Open your minds

and have an experience you
may have never imagined."

Hmm.

I'll be in the hot tub at 10:00.

Please, Ma, you gotta chill out.

I'm so excited to
meet these other guys.

Sign me up.

Don't judge me.

Sorry, ladies.

I might be sleeping
with your son.

Looks like we're going
on a date, Harrison.

Yeah, right.

He goes, "Yeah, right."

- Do you need to go home?
- No.

It feels awkward
because, like, I didn't think

it was just gonna be all moms.

I just got here.

I'm not saying
the women are unattractive.

I'm just saying
they all have sons.

And, like, um, this is gonna be

a weird experience
getting close with the guys,

then, you know, going out
on dates with their mothers.

She's cutting open
people and stuff.

I would die there.

Like, I see a
little bit of blood,

a little bit of blood
and me and you...

you, too, we faint.

Tell them what your favorite is.

- What do you like to do?
- Yeah. Tell me, tell me.

Heart surgeon.

Heart?

- Oh, my God. You're my hero.
- What?

I am here to find a
special connection,

and I hope my mom also
finds a special connection.

She's getting older, you
know, like she's not really, like,

out there looking for a
lover every day, right?

You're not really,
like, out there

actively searching, are you?

Well, Jimmy thinks so,
but who knows, right?

We might find the
perfect love in here.

Jimmy don't know about me.

It's not the blood
that makes me faint.

It's more so like seeing
the beating heart in a body.

I am open to all ages.

My dating app is set to 65.

I'm close-minded, I guess.

I don't want to date
with 65-years-old man.

So you're gonna be 24.

- Your son's 23?
- No, he's 20.

I'm about 21.

Oh, you're the baby.

And you're gonna be 22, right?

- I'm gonna be 22.
- He said you're both the same age.

Ooh...

And I'm probably the oldest.

Oh, no way.

There's no way.

April is the woman who
immediately caught my eye.

I would like to get closer
with April. Who knows?

Maybe I could get her
out of her comfort zone

and show her what it's
like with a younger man.

That's a beautiful
ring, by the way.

Thank you.

Kind of reminds me of your face.

Younger guys seem like
they have a zest for life.

They're not jaded.

And even though
I'm this age, I...

I've always been very physical
and have a high sex drive.

So if you're gonna
have a younger guy,

there's gonna be a lot
more sex, I would think.

Joey, Joey, which
one's your mom?

- Yeah.
- Ha!

- Just kidding.
- There she is.

You really want
me to point her out?

It's pretty obvious.

Joey is just a young buck,

and he's just probably gonna

do something to my mom
and try and hit on another girl,

then another girl.

So he's not going
anywhere near my mother.

Joey is gonna get a left hook.

- I'm not kidding.
- He's fun.

Joey is... I'm not
worried about Joey.

Gabriel and I are both here

because we wanted
to take this adventure.

It literally fell in our lap
from the heavens, and...

I can't. I'm sorry. Oh, my God.

Just, can you stop
and just let me talk?

Can you do it again?
Can you not say...

why are you saying heavens?

Because that's what I'm saying.

I am my own person.

But can you stop
interrupting me?

So...

I'm sorry.

Ma, Jose is your man.

Jose looks mad responsible.

- Like, I would trust...
- What?

Said you look
mad responsible, like...

like you look very trustworthy.

Jose, cut the umbilical cord.

No, I mean, we're having
a good conversation.

We're learning a lot here.

- We can, we can...
- Pola...

You're more
than welcome to join.

There's this super-hot
guy named Jose,

and he seems like a safe bet

because he's very
family-oriented.

You can see, he's like
tied to his mom's hip.

So I feel like he would
definitely just have my back

and be by my side and,
you know, be in my corner.

I'm not calling you Dad.

I feel like I need to
get him away from his mom

and then see, you know,
what we can end up doing.

You're not,
you're not calling him Dad.

You're calling him Daddy.

No, I'm calling him Daddy.

Oh!

Out of all of the women here,

Kelle is definitely going
for all of the attention.

It's almost like
she's campaigning.

You call him father.

It seems like a
lot of work to me.

"Attention, daters.

There are eight duos here

and there are eight
bedrooms in the villa.

Each duo will share
a room together."

I'll be honest, I had
concerns about rooming

with Ryan because in the
past I have seen his home.

Mmm, not the
child that I raised,

as far as cleanliness.

We don't get to spend as much
time together as we used to.

So instead of shading
me, if anything,

this is a moment to
bring us closer together.

"Not all the rooms are the same.

There are two
large master suites

with hot tubs inside the room."

- That's crazy.
- Oh, my God.

"Head outside, where the moms

who are the most in touch with
their sons will win the suites."

Okay. Super weird.

When we get the text
that we're gonna be

staying in the same bedroom,

my mom and I were really close,

but dating lives
are very separate.

I don't want to see who
she's trying to flirt on,

and now we're gonna
be living together.

What did I get myself into?

Who wants to sleep
with their moms?

Weird.

All the young
men take their shirts off.

Who's ready for a checkup

at the doctor's office?

Oh, that's nice. Oh.

I have no interest in watching
my mom feeling a man.

I'm not here for that.

Nothing wrong
with a little touch and feel.

Where are we going with this?

Are we... you're trying
to get day one strokes?

Like, I don't know.

You're joking!

I'm cock-blocking my mom

because you've
known him for six hours.

Calm down.

No.

- I have twins.
- Do you?

Three
boys. Gabriel is a twin.

Oh, wow.

But they
don't look alike, fraternal.

- Fraternal.
- So you brought the ugly one. Thanks.

We get a text.

We have our first challenge,

and all the young
men take their shirts off.

I want you and you
and you and you.

Everyone but me.

Sorry.

The moms get a blindfold
and they have to go up

and touch all of the young men

and figure out by touching their
chests and abs and shoulders

which one is their son.

The two moms that figure out

who their son is
the quickest win

the best suites in
the whole house.

So the competition is on.

I need you guys to
help me find my son

if you want to hang
out with me tonight.

Oh, my God.

This challenge is
very important for you to win.

Okay, so be focused,
and we're gonna win.

I want to stay in the suite,
so we have to be careful.

Quick.

Who wants to win?

You've never rubbed
me up and down.

- Oh, my God.
- Yeah.

You don't know who's who, so...

I'm ready.

I just hope she doesn't
go below the waist

whenever she's
groping these guys,

because that, that
will be out of line.

Out of line.

There's still
mommies in the house!

If I pick Joey, hopefully
I don't pick him first,

because, yeah, we'll have
a nice room, but it's like...

I kind of want more than that.

Hmm.

Not rigid, ain't it?

No.

Ooh.

Mmm...

I don't think so. Nope.

No. Ow.

I've never experienced
something like this.

My mom never really shows me

like the younger
guys that she dates.

Or especially, like, touching
them in front of my face.

I mean, that's... that's
pretty weird to me.

Joey?

This is my son.

Ugh, Ma! You're one off.

I got Jimmy? I got Jimmy?

Oh, Mom. Ugh!

He got you! I knew he would.

- Yes! Yes!
- I knew he would!

I wanted you to be my son.

Yeah! Whoo!

Whoo! Yes!

- Oh, my God.
- Kelle gets Jimmy.

And she was really
touchy, touchy.

Fantasy suite! Sorry,

Soyoung.

That would have
been game, right?

All men touching women.

That would have been killer.

You should've done that.

Here we go. Here we go.

Who's ready for a checkup
at the doctor's office?

Oh, that's nice.

Oh.

I have no interest in
watching my mom feel on men.

I'm not here for that.

Oh, nice pecks.

Nice traps.

Oh. Mmm.

We are both grown.

And nothing wrong with
a little touch and feel.

- Fine.
- I'm just saying.

Okay.

This feels like my child.

Okay, I'm gonna say yes.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Like I will
notice Jose's shoulder.

It's like very... deep.

I know your shoulders.

Me and Jose train
every day at my studio,

so this is really easy for me.

This is Jose. Oh!

I'm a trainer.

You know, I appreciate muscle.

So I actually like
this challenge.

I didn't like this challenge.

- That's my Gabriel.
- Yeah.

Harrison.

No?

I was right here.
I was right here.

Well, is there
somebody over here?

Billy.

- Wow.
- That was pretty quick.

This is Billy.

I'm very excited,

so I could feel
the abs a little bit.

Hmm.

Soyoung's style of
trying to pick her son

was very aggressive,
in my opinion.

What?

She's wild.

That's my son.

Yes, it is!

Yeah, he does.

Can you not...

It sounds so bad. Yeah. I
picked up women, really?

Okay, okay, okay. Okay.
Okay. I won't say that.

I have definitely
raised a gentleman.

Aww.

Guys, I have a text.

"Congratulations.
Your time is a winner."

"You get the suite."

Wow.

Who's the second winner?

Wait, another text message.

I got a text message.

So it says, congratulations.

I was second place.

I get the suite with a
hot tub on the patio.

You're all welcome.

Yeah, Jose!

Jose, I got last.

So you can meet me
at the bungalow outside.

Oh.

I don't get Kelle very well.

She needs to do something
to bring the attention to her.

And I don't think that's nice,

because you don't
need to always be

the center of everything.

I can't.

Sorry, I can't hear
you over there.

Moving in.

Are you joking?

Hi,

- welcome to my house.
- Oh, my God.

This is amazing, you know.

- We won.
- Yeah.

- We've won the suite.
- Thank God.

You guys got, like,
a living room area.

- We have everything.
- Wow.

I'm stoked
about being able to, like,

get in the sauna.

And then we
have the hot tub, too.

Yeah, that was a plus.

Just don't bring
any of the moms in here.

- Please do not do that.
- Okay, I won't.

Wow. I feel like a queen.

Like the suite is gorgeous.

The space is huge.

- Wow.
- Yeah, that's super cool.

You're not worried a little bit,

like just sleeping in a
stranger house with...

No, I'm just gonna
stay close to you.

Oh, you have a
good relationship.

- So there's...
- So it's okay, right?

I mean, I guess.

- Everything is beautiful.
- Yeah.

You know, it's more common
for the guys to like the older girls,

you know, that's
kind of a thing.

Like, they have MILF,
they have cougar.

We don't have a cute
label for young guys.

You should just call
them Ryan Jevons.

I'm gonna put that name
on the outside of my room.

I'll see. All right.
See, that's...

I don't know, that could
be taken a lot of ways.

Kelle is not
the natural esthetic

for people that I date,

but Kelle's energy is tight hot.

Like, her spice level
is at an all-time high.

You never know
what's bound to happen.

What do you think is the difference
between MILF and cougar?

I'll... I'll tell you exactly

the difference because
I am still a MILF.

I am not a cougar until
I reach a certain age.

MILF is like that age between.

I don't look at age, though.

I think that's where
society is totally messed up

because I attract a
lot of younger men

because I have a younger...

- Spirit.
- Spirit and personality.

I felt a little displaced
just being here

and seeing everyone, you know.

- But it's like...
- Well...

I think, everybody just
has to get out of their shell.

People become too guarded,
then you don't learn anything

and you'll never
know what you'll find.

Yeah, that's the truth.

- I mean...
- Toast to that.

I'm actually realizing, like,

this is a chance for us
to learn about ourselves.

Whether we all
find true love or not,

it's an opportunity for growth,

and there's some
great people here.

Like, let's just
enjoy this moment,

because that's meant to be.

I'm gonna go to the restroom,

so I'm gonna say good
night if I don't see you.

- Good night.
- Good night.

I mean, I honestly
learned a lot from,

like all of that talking.

- I mean...
- You did?

Everything that's come out of his
mouth has been just straight facts.

I'm just wrong. I'm just wrong.

- You know, I'm just like...
- You're welcome.

This is your dad.

Mom, you gotta be joking.

You know what room we're in.

Although I know
she's got it in her to flirt,

and she does do that a lot,

I've never seen it
firsthand experience.

Ready?

You two, I'll see you tomorrow.

No, we're going in together.

Sleep easy.

- Still give me love.
- We're going in together.

Bye, Joey.

The reason why we're here

is to date everyone
in the villa,

and I'm taking that opportunity

so I can make a good
decision on if there would be

a romantic connection
with somebody.

How are we gonna move
your mama out of the room?

Now, how could I do that?

Can you pick her up?

Y'all moving your
mama out of the room?

No!

I'll be kicking
Joey out of my room.

- No!
- Bye, Joey.

I'm not sleeping
on the bathroom.

Please, no.

For some reason, I'm
immediately drawn to Ryan.

And I mean, I get
it, it's night one,

but I'm very, very
open with sex.

I mean, I would love
to find love if it's here,

but more so, I'm
gonna have a lot of fun.

I'm texting him right now.

Mom.

I go, "WYD?"

What are you doing?

Oh, he's messaging me back.

Oh, wait, I just got a message.

"Where are you?"

You said, "Come up here."

Mom! Mom!

I'm going to the bathroom.

You go to bathroom.

If Joey continues to
cock-block me this entire time,

he's going to ruin
the experience for me.

The second room on the left.

Oh, my God!

You've got to be joking.

Just chilling.

Bye, Joey.

Don't be a hater, Joey.

Ma, you gotta chill out.

Come upstairs.

So far, we've had some
great conversations.

I've been very open. I've
been very real with her.

So at this point, you know,
where are we going with this?

Are we... you're trying to
get the day one strokes?

Like, I don't know.

You're joking!

We got, like, moms here.

Like, we got to really
step our game up.

I'm not like
head over heels for anyone.

Are you?

I mean, I got my
eye on one, though.

- That's about it.
- Who?

- Pola.
- Pola has these feet that I just want to, like,

shove them in my mouth.

You're joking!

Really not trying
to sleep in here

with Ryan on the other bed.

I'm just telling
you to make sure

you're up in time to go to
the gym in the morning, bro.

- No, Joey.
- I'll see you at the gym tomorrow morning.

All right, tomorrow
morning, bro.

- Joey, lay down.
- Make sure you're up.

I'm cock-blocking my
mom because first night, no.

You've known him for six hours.

You can't just
immediately go into,

you know, I want
to... and then... yeah.

Joey, calm down.

- Calm down.
- No.

I'm not, like, head
over heels for anyone.

Are you?

I mean, I got my
eye on one, though.

- That's about it.
- Who?

Pola.

Yeah.

I find Pola
absolutely beautiful.

I'm a man of great taste.

I like great things.

I'm a very big feet person.

And Pola has these feet
that I just want to, like,

oil up and lather
and just massage

and get real warm and
then paint her toenails

maybe a color and, like,
suck the acrylic off them toes

and shove them in my mouth.

Yeah.

Ha-ha!

We can't be vanilla, bro.
We got, like, moms here.

Like, we gotta really
step our game up.

No.

Wow.

You think this is gonna be good?

- Dude, it's...
- Wow.

It's a pineapple martini.

It looks
beautiful. Thank you.

So...

- Thank you so much.
- For you, Madame.

- Gracias, senor.
- Oh, you're so welcome.

So, Pola, I was thinking

I really would love
to get to know you

and go on a paddleboarding date,

maybe if you're,
like, interested.

Yes. That's cool.
Let's do it. Yeah.

So it's down on the beach.

The paddleboards are over
there if you'd like to go with me.

- Yeah. Let's go. Let's go.
- Let's go.

My mom is picked to
go out on her first date.

I don't know what to think.

Okay.

It's our paddleboards.

It's just that feeling inside

that I don't really
trust these guys yet.

Well, yeah. Most of the guys
are too young for my mom.

So have you ever
paddleboarded before?

Actually, I have a
paddleboard just...

- No way, at home in Miami?
- Yeah. I do.

- Oh, it's...
- I do, I do.

Just don't be as naive
as you usually are.

I'm sure he's a nice guy.

Many times the nicest
guys are not the nicest guys.

Just be careful.

Let's go, faster.

I dance classical ballet

since I was four years old.

I love everything that has to
do with physical, active life.

So if a man cannot keep
up with me physically,

I think I'm not gonna
be attracted to him at all.

And Jimmy, the activity
that he chose, what...

it's exactly what
I really enjoy.

So that's something
that I really like about him.

Whoo!

At first, I'm really
nervous about Pola and I.

But wow, she was
a very playful person

and I love it about her.

All right,
let's go. Let's go.

She has the idea, let's do
yoga and wants to do the airplane.

And I'm... I'm so for it.

I was comfortable being,
you know, on top of her.

Are you ready?

That wasn't good.

It's really fun doing the
airplane on the board with Jimmy.

And I used to do that with
Jose when he was smaller.

I love to do that with kids.

So this is really fun for me.

Ah, we did it.

Oh!

I'm super glad that
Jimmy and Pola

are on their mini date

because now I get a
chance to talk to Jose.

He's like super-hot

and I'm hoping to
get to know him better.

I guess we're going
in the bedroom now

that your mom's gone.

I guess so.

Kelle is very assertive,

very... very direct
in what she wants.

And I find that
attractive and sexy.

I've never gone paddleboarding.

It's super fun.

I'll show you. It's really cool.

I'll probably have
to be on my knees.

Well, you can
start on your knees.

I don't think that my
mom would approve,

but I'm a grown man. I
don't need her approval.

But don't tell her I said that.

I'm gonna tell Jimmy
to take your mom

all the way over to
that island over there.

We'll stay there
for a couple of days.

Pola, bye.

Pola, I get the
fantasy suite tonight.

Never.

Kelle is not the
type of girl for Jose.

I'm 100% sure.

Do you see his body language?

- Look at it.
- No.

Whether she likes it or not,

I'm gonna do whatever it
takes to take my man home.

I like to win.

Hey, Mom.

No, I can't.

- Can I steal you?
- Yeah, sure.

- Yeah. I have a question for you.
- Sure.

I've had my eye on
Jose from day one,

and I'm definitely going for it.

So, have you ever
dated older women?

I don't think I asked you that.

Yeah, I usually go for older.

See, and I usually
attract younger men.

Her weak spot in my
eyes are accents, I think.

I think accents really get her.

It doesn't matter
what you look like.

I think if you have an accent,

you have a chance with my mom.

You do.

It's really
not about the accent.

It's like they're raised
in a different country,

so they have a
different demeanor

and they treat
women differently.

Mm-hmm.

They just so happen
to have an accent.

I don't know why you're, like,
latched on this accent thing.

It's not about the accent.

That's just a bonus,
like, if you ask me.

Are you here... what
are you here for?

- I guess I'm just curious.
- Okay.

I'm here for the same
reason as everybody else is,

I guess, to, um, go
outside of the culture values

that we have and explore

different opportunities,
different relationships,

different connections
with people

that we would never do before.

Am I putting you on the spot?

No. Not at all.

- I mean, on the contrary...
- Sorry.

On the contrary, actually...

it's actually very,
very cool that...

- I'm just curious.
- Yeah, yeah.

And I appreciate your question.

Jose and I were
really connecting,

as far as I'm concerned.

I think he moves very
slowly, which I don't like to do,

but I feel like there's
a potential there.

I would love to keep on
going with that conversation.

- Okay.
- For sure.

I was feeling it, too.

Who do I
think will hook up first?

I would probably say Kelle.

Last night she
was all over Ryan.

Now she's after Jose.

But I expect that of her.

She definitely wants to be

the belle of the
ball or the Barbie.

But I think that
it's a little much,

like this isn't a game show.

- Salud.
- Salud.

Oh. So I have to ask.

- What?
- What is your type?

I really like men that
like to do things like

- what we just did.
- Uh-huh.

I don't like men that
just sit down on TV

and just watch
TV and do nothing.

- Yeah.
- Yeah. What about you?

Oh, my type. Let's see.

What... what is my type?

- I like dark hair.
- You do?

Good teeth, good smile.

Being with Pola, I
feel super comfortable.

I'm not even thinking of age.

It just feels very
good and fluid,

and there's no
worries in the world

and we can just be ourselves.

I prefer darker complexion
with green eyes.

You do?

- Green... green...
- Me too.

Yeah. Green is
my favorite color.

- Yeah, me too.
- Oh, yeah.

- And dark hair.
- Mm-hmm.

I don't like blonds.

If I would've got green
eyes, it would've been over.

That would've been perfect.

That would've been
over for the world.

I totally feel a great
connection with Jimmy

and I feel really good
about myself with him.

Who do you think Jose likes?

Anybody...
interested in anybody?

- Not really?
- Not yet.

- Not yet?
- No.

It takes him a little
time to build up a little?

No, I would see it.

I don't see his eyes
like shining for anyone.

- Mm-hmm.
- No.

Do you see my eyes
shining for anybody?

- Mmm, yeah.
- Okay. All right.

Oh, la-la.

- We was paddleboarding.
- I did see it.

It doesn't look
like paddleboarding to me.

We did.

It's not what
it looks like, I swear.

It was really fun.
You want rose, Jose?

We'll bring you some rose, Jose.

- No, no, no.
- Beautiful, thank you.

No, drink up.

We have our own rose.

Pola, I get the
fantasy suite tonight.

You don't.

You actually don't. Never.

I don't really know Kelle a lot,

but what I see and what I feel,

she's really wild,
and I really believe

she's gonna bring drama
to my family, to my son,

and to the relationship

I have between Jose and myself.

So I don't think she's
the good catch for Jose.

No.

What if Jose falls
in love with Kelle?

No, he won't.

You see his
body language, though.

- Look at it.
- No.

It's talking.
It's talking to me.

No. No, I know it's not.

- I know him.
- Oh, okay.

Look how close
he is to her face.

- That's an intimate...
- Not okay, no.

Pola makes it very clear that
she just does not like Kelle.

So if Kelle wants Jose,

I'm thinking that Kelle's
gonna have to either,

one, go through Pola or
two go around her back.

Kelle. Kelle without the Y.

Kelle with an E.

I think Jose is open to love
and I'm gonna show him

that I'm the one
he should be with.

- You're mine.
- You like tall men?

- I like confident men.
- Okay.

There's something going
on between me and her.

That could be the start of
something very powerful.

Jose likes very, like,
quiet girls, nice girls.

Mmm.

Kelle is not the
type of girl for Jose.

I'm 100% sure.

So she's not gonna get
anywhere with Jose. Never.

- That's not Jose's style.
- I'm saying...

- That won't happen.
- Hey, Mom.

I'm not sure if Pola is
embracing this whole situation.

Like, I thought she came
here to date a younger guy,

not her son.

But whether she likes it or not,

I'm gonna do whatever it
takes to take my man home.

So there is no competition, babe.

If I had a date,
would you want to go with me?

Sure.

I like to win.

- It won't happen.
- But what if?

No, I can't.