Lupin the Third: A Woman Called Fujiko Mine (2012): Season 1, Episode 11 - The Feast of Fools - full transcript
As Goemon tries to look after Fujiko, Oscar disguises himself as Fujiko and frames her for various perfect crimes in an attempt to gain Zenigata's favour.
Stop doing what you're
doing now,
let your heart beat,
and look up at me.
Stealing ...
does not mean stealing or
violating something.
It's something special.
A sweet taste vice.
It is an amalgam of secrets,
crimes, malice and fear.
Just like with Heathcliff
in "Wuthering Heights",
a life devoted to theft gives
rise to supreme sensuality.
It is a prison of eroticism from
which she cannot escape.
And its psychological foundation is ...
unknown.
Who is the slave?
Who's the master?
Is God watching her?
Or did he abandon her?
The act of stealing makes her
forget everything else
evoking faint memories in her.
Don't talk ... run away.
Don't run away ... hide.
If you find me ... punish me.
If you intend to punish me ... kill me.
Save me.
You don't have anything left that I might
want to steal from you, silly.
You are exactly like me ... empty.
So if you want to look at me ...
stop doing what you are
doing right now.
Stop everything but your heartbeat
and look at me.
Translation: morgana983, Jack
Luminous, kaosmentale
Revision: Blackmamba87
{\ fs26 \ pos (215,210)} A woman named Fujiko Mine
{\ fs40 \ pos (110,74)} LUPINE Third
It was just ...
a trifle.
If you had thrown it away,
I wouldn't have gotten into trouble.
Stop!
Nevertheless, I ...
How wonderful!
It was like ... a jewelry box
had suddenly opened up
and among all the jewels kept ...
the brightest ...
was a black gem.
You're a proud little guy, huh?
Belongs to you?
You protected your pride.
He was what I wanted to protect.
{\ fs25 \ pos (190,230)} THE FESTIVAL OF FOLLI
That jewel is mine alone.
The necklace, an heirloom of the noble
Bourban family, has been stolen.
Despite being guarded by several
hundred policemen,
it was stolen without difficulty.
{\ an8} BOURBAN NECKLACE STOLEN
- The culprit is ...
- Fujiko Mine.
Last month he stole a gold
ring from Mycenae.
He's only stealing tacky
and cheesy things.
Plus ... he's mimicking
Lupin's business cards.
He just doesn't know how to stay in his place.
This time it's up to Duchess
Langley's tiara,
kept in the Marseille art museum.
- Inspector ... - I'm in charge
of the Fujiko case.
Until Fujiko Mine
is captured,
I can't take care of Lupine.
I can't waste my time with
a nobody like Fujiko.
As long as we're nailed here,
- Lupine is ... - Inspector
Zenigata.
I ... I will try my best
to capture Fujiko Mine.
I swear on my own life.
What is this crap?
I tried making some oatmeal
in tuna broth.
Not to your liking?
What's wrong with you?
Are you trying to take care of me?
And what would you gain from it?
If you want to have sex with
me, don't take it so long!
You will catch cold.
Get out.
She is ...
a very big slut.
In the beginning,
I thought it was pure and sincere.
Was my judgment
... hasty?
It would be a terrible mistake for a man
who follows the path of the sword.
However ...
I can't say I was completely
wrong.
And now an update on the theft of
the Bourban family necklace.
The police had received a business card
announcing their intention to steal it
from a certain Fujiko Mine.
This information was leaked by the
police during a press conference.
The Bourban necklace and
last month's theft ...
A woman named Fujiko Mine.
For the sake of my sword-handling
...
I'll have to find out the
truth about Fujiko Mine.
Our security is flawless.
50 agents at the entrance,
30 on the back,
and about 300 men positioned
in the nearby streets and buildings
surrounding the museum.
Not even an ant could enter,
let alone a rat.
Put on your gas masks!
Tear gas introduced through the
fire extinguishing system
Just as expected.
Stay focused! Protect
the tiara!
Inspector...
Fujiko Mine ... then ... won't she come?
This is'...
Call the expert.
Let him examine the tiara!
Damn.
"A perfect crime preceded
by a business card."
A little too flashy for
Fujiko Mine's style.
{\ bord5 \ an8 \ c & H000000 & \ 3c & HFFFFFF &} I will steal Duchess
Langley's tiara at the Marseille museum. Signed, Fujiko Mine.
Unlike Lupine, who steals for
the thrill of doing so,
Fujiko Mine is really interested
in the item.
He wouldn't do something
dangerous lightly.
There are four possible places
it could have entered.
But there are no signs of forced entry.
So, essentially, the tiara wasn't
stolen at the time.
I can only assume he traded the
tiara for a fake before.
Anyway ...
that museum has been closed for a week
since we received your ticket.
We examined the tiara two
days before the theft
and has been confirmed as authentic.
And on all stolen property sites
Fujiko Mine's hair and fingerprints
have been found.
It's like he's been leaving
clues on purpose.
What a joke.
This is definitely ...
a crime committed from inside
the police department.
In this case ...
Inspector Zenigata, we have received
a new note from Fujiko Mine!
This time he's stealing Marie
Louise's engagement ring
from the Pissarro Archaeological Museum.
Oscar, you swore on your life
to capture Fujiko Mine.
Y ... yes.
Then I'll leave everything in your hands.
Please wait!
If he doesn't close Fujiko
Mine's case, Lupine ...
Why?
Because ...
Inspector Zenigata ...
Here she is! It's Fujiko Mine!
Don't let it escape!
Why isn't he trying to catch her?
Because ...
Isn't he trying to kill her?
Over there!
You ... Deputy Inspector Oscar?
Why, huh?
Now I understand.
Maybe he'll change his attitude
if Fujiko Mine kills someone.
What was that?
Make sure he doesn't run away!
Oscar.
Do not be frightened.
We are your allies.
An owl?
I did some research on you.
With no living relative, you
were adopted by Zenigata,
and you have reached the rank
of Deputy Inspector.
Your respect and affection
for Inspector Zenigata
eventually it turned from
love to violent passion
and now you've become a killer.
Do not make fun of me!
You wanted him to run after you.
Stop that.
That being the case, it would have been
better to dress up as Lupine.
Why did you disguise yourself
as Fujiko Mine?
Shut up, you damned bird!
You wanted to have from Zenigata
what Fujiko Mine had in that
interrogation room.
Immersed in sweet obsessions,
they engaged feverishly
- in that strenuous business
... - Shut up, damn it!
I'll help you.
Just as you want,
the way you want,
the goal you want to achieve ...
the Bride of the Revolution.
{\ fs30 \ pos (290,235) \ c & H010104 &} LUPINE Third
{\ fs20 \ pos (123,21) \ c & H010104 &} A woman named Fujiko Mine
{\ fs50 \ pos (130,220) \ c & H010104 &} LUPINE Third
{\ fs20 \ pos (160,21) \ c & H010104 &} A woman named Fujiko Mine
{\ bord5 \ an8 \ c & H000000 & \ 3c
& HFFFFFF & \} I will steal the
Bride's dress at the Revolution Festival. Signed, Fujiko Mine.
On the weekend of the
Revolution Festival,
Fujiko Mine's note arrived.
At the center of the parade is this year's
"Bride", representing a virgin
which espouses the ideals of the revolution.
Fujiko Mine's target is
the Bride's dress.
That dress is studded with precious
gems from all over the world
competing with each other for luster.
In fact, they glow so bright that even the
most beautiful woman would go unnoticed.
Today, in place of Inspector Zenigata,
I'll take the lead!
I knew it.
Latest news.
- It looks like Fujiko Mine's work - Some
people pretend to be kind, but in the end ...
the theft of Marie Louise's engagement
ring, she would also escape
after shooting a policeman
to death.
I ... I?
The modus operandi of this theft is different
from that of Duchess Langley's tiara,
- Tiara ... - and it's
unusually brutal ...
I'll crown you with a tiara.
Authorities have expressed deep concerns
about Fujiko Mine's crimes
{\ an8} and have assigned other agents to
resolve the case as soon as possible.
I have to kill her.
I have to kill Fujiko Mine.
Count Armeid.
A new page in the history
of Fujiko Mine
is about to be written.
I take one.
You can't fight a war
on an empty stomach.
Give me one.
Well fine.
A bomb?
He says a bomb is hidden
somewhere in this town.
Don't you think he's just
trying to confuse us?
The Revolution Festival has great
significance for the people.
We can't afford to cancel
the parade.
Fujiko Mine,
what do you have in mind?
He has absolutely nothing in mind.
Inspector Zenigata?
There is no Fujiko Mine
behind all this.
You wouldn't act that way.
Thing?
I'm talking about his background.
According to his modus operandi,
this latest series of thefts ...
it can only be someone
else's doing.
Inspector! What are you saying?
- She left so much evidence behind ... - No!
If I don't see it, I don't believe it.
If I don't see it I don't believe it ...
I don't believe it ... I believe it ...
I believe ... in Fujiko Mine.
Do you believe in Fujiko Mine?
I see.
A parade, huh?
That squalid spittoon!
There are things that only happen between a man
and a woman that you wouldn't understand.
It's something you can't understand about
a person until you have a certain bond.
Don't interfere!
We're not here to argue with you.
We have come to discuss the preparations
that need to be made for the parade.
One after the other...
How much more do I have to dance for you?
As you wish.
I'll play your game.
Chirp, birds!
The Bride of the Revolution
has reached Point S.
The show will now run along
Chandelier Street
to the bridge which will
be the main scenario.
{\ fs20 \ an8 \ c & H010104 &} A PERFECT PLAN
Just before it reaches the bridge
spectacular fireworks
will be fired.
At the same time, a bomb will be detonated
in the center of the bridge
which will destroy it completely.
This will cause panic among the people
so as to hinder the actions
of the police.
You will run to the bridge to watch
over the Bride, or rather ...
to pretend to be watching her.
That's when you steal her dress.
{\ bord4 \ fs20 \ c & H010104 & \ 3c & HFFFFFF &} END
Isn't the parade here yet?
I can't even get in
radio contact.
Why? Why is it taking
so long?
Bad news! It's about the parade!
We cannot continue!
Who is that?
He's a ninja!
Zac! Zac! Zac!
Change your route!
The parade must go on! Our
pride as cops is at stake!
Very well.
I found you.
More owls?
Wow, behind all this is someone
really stubborn.
I better take the vibration trigger
sensor out of action first.
Apparently if the owl's claws touch those
endings, they'll make meatballs of me.
Let's try to make that little owl stay
in its place with a little glue.
Of course it's not up to me to defuse it,
but let's just say ... I don't
like the way they do.
I ask you to stay calm.
Inspector Zenigata!
We managed to keep
the parade going.
How many years have gone by?
In this town'...
I was forced into repugnant
actions.
Getting involved in corruption.
If I wanted to peak ...
I had no choice.
Or so I thought.
However, this is
where I met ...
a dirty brat
who defended his one franc
coin with all his might.
Inspector Zenigata ...
That brat taught
me one thing.
No matter how dirty
your hands are,
there are some things you
should never let go of.
No matter how small it is,
'cause the moment
you let it go ...
regardless of what else you get
it becomes a desolate beach.
I reported to my superior.
I gave up on wanting to make a
career, but I don't regret it.
I believe in those who
cling to their pride.
Gemma ...
black.
I...
I actually ...
I didn't want to do anything but protect ...
Oscar!
Pride has no meaning.
It didn't matter how corrupt I became,
how low I was willing to fall ...
there was something I really
wanted to achieve.
However ...
It is not a good thing! Stands for...
There is no time to defuse it!
Hey, don't do this!
I...
Actually ... I already had
that thing in my hands.
Hey!
If you say ...
to believe even in a
person like me ...
then I will honor ...
this feeling of yours.
I did it.
The black gem ...
it's mine and mine alone!
{\ fs30 \ bord7 \ c & H010104 & \ 3c & HFFFFFF &} CONTINUE
doing now,
let your heart beat,
and look up at me.
Stealing ...
does not mean stealing or
violating something.
It's something special.
A sweet taste vice.
It is an amalgam of secrets,
crimes, malice and fear.
Just like with Heathcliff
in "Wuthering Heights",
a life devoted to theft gives
rise to supreme sensuality.
It is a prison of eroticism from
which she cannot escape.
And its psychological foundation is ...
unknown.
Who is the slave?
Who's the master?
Is God watching her?
Or did he abandon her?
The act of stealing makes her
forget everything else
evoking faint memories in her.
Don't talk ... run away.
Don't run away ... hide.
If you find me ... punish me.
If you intend to punish me ... kill me.
Save me.
You don't have anything left that I might
want to steal from you, silly.
You are exactly like me ... empty.
So if you want to look at me ...
stop doing what you are
doing right now.
Stop everything but your heartbeat
and look at me.
Translation: morgana983, Jack
Luminous, kaosmentale
Revision: Blackmamba87
{\ fs26 \ pos (215,210)} A woman named Fujiko Mine
{\ fs40 \ pos (110,74)} LUPINE Third
It was just ...
a trifle.
If you had thrown it away,
I wouldn't have gotten into trouble.
Stop!
Nevertheless, I ...
How wonderful!
It was like ... a jewelry box
had suddenly opened up
and among all the jewels kept ...
the brightest ...
was a black gem.
You're a proud little guy, huh?
Belongs to you?
You protected your pride.
He was what I wanted to protect.
{\ fs25 \ pos (190,230)} THE FESTIVAL OF FOLLI
That jewel is mine alone.
The necklace, an heirloom of the noble
Bourban family, has been stolen.
Despite being guarded by several
hundred policemen,
it was stolen without difficulty.
{\ an8} BOURBAN NECKLACE STOLEN
- The culprit is ...
- Fujiko Mine.
Last month he stole a gold
ring from Mycenae.
He's only stealing tacky
and cheesy things.
Plus ... he's mimicking
Lupin's business cards.
He just doesn't know how to stay in his place.
This time it's up to Duchess
Langley's tiara,
kept in the Marseille art museum.
- Inspector ... - I'm in charge
of the Fujiko case.
Until Fujiko Mine
is captured,
I can't take care of Lupine.
I can't waste my time with
a nobody like Fujiko.
As long as we're nailed here,
- Lupine is ... - Inspector
Zenigata.
I ... I will try my best
to capture Fujiko Mine.
I swear on my own life.
What is this crap?
I tried making some oatmeal
in tuna broth.
Not to your liking?
What's wrong with you?
Are you trying to take care of me?
And what would you gain from it?
If you want to have sex with
me, don't take it so long!
You will catch cold.
Get out.
She is ...
a very big slut.
In the beginning,
I thought it was pure and sincere.
Was my judgment
... hasty?
It would be a terrible mistake for a man
who follows the path of the sword.
However ...
I can't say I was completely
wrong.
And now an update on the theft of
the Bourban family necklace.
The police had received a business card
announcing their intention to steal it
from a certain Fujiko Mine.
This information was leaked by the
police during a press conference.
The Bourban necklace and
last month's theft ...
A woman named Fujiko Mine.
For the sake of my sword-handling
...
I'll have to find out the
truth about Fujiko Mine.
Our security is flawless.
50 agents at the entrance,
30 on the back,
and about 300 men positioned
in the nearby streets and buildings
surrounding the museum.
Not even an ant could enter,
let alone a rat.
Put on your gas masks!
Tear gas introduced through the
fire extinguishing system
Just as expected.
Stay focused! Protect
the tiara!
Inspector...
Fujiko Mine ... then ... won't she come?
This is'...
Call the expert.
Let him examine the tiara!
Damn.
"A perfect crime preceded
by a business card."
A little too flashy for
Fujiko Mine's style.
{\ bord5 \ an8 \ c & H000000 & \ 3c & HFFFFFF &} I will steal Duchess
Langley's tiara at the Marseille museum. Signed, Fujiko Mine.
Unlike Lupine, who steals for
the thrill of doing so,
Fujiko Mine is really interested
in the item.
He wouldn't do something
dangerous lightly.
There are four possible places
it could have entered.
But there are no signs of forced entry.
So, essentially, the tiara wasn't
stolen at the time.
I can only assume he traded the
tiara for a fake before.
Anyway ...
that museum has been closed for a week
since we received your ticket.
We examined the tiara two
days before the theft
and has been confirmed as authentic.
And on all stolen property sites
Fujiko Mine's hair and fingerprints
have been found.
It's like he's been leaving
clues on purpose.
What a joke.
This is definitely ...
a crime committed from inside
the police department.
In this case ...
Inspector Zenigata, we have received
a new note from Fujiko Mine!
This time he's stealing Marie
Louise's engagement ring
from the Pissarro Archaeological Museum.
Oscar, you swore on your life
to capture Fujiko Mine.
Y ... yes.
Then I'll leave everything in your hands.
Please wait!
If he doesn't close Fujiko
Mine's case, Lupine ...
Why?
Because ...
Inspector Zenigata ...
Here she is! It's Fujiko Mine!
Don't let it escape!
Why isn't he trying to catch her?
Because ...
Isn't he trying to kill her?
Over there!
You ... Deputy Inspector Oscar?
Why, huh?
Now I understand.
Maybe he'll change his attitude
if Fujiko Mine kills someone.
What was that?
Make sure he doesn't run away!
Oscar.
Do not be frightened.
We are your allies.
An owl?
I did some research on you.
With no living relative, you
were adopted by Zenigata,
and you have reached the rank
of Deputy Inspector.
Your respect and affection
for Inspector Zenigata
eventually it turned from
love to violent passion
and now you've become a killer.
Do not make fun of me!
You wanted him to run after you.
Stop that.
That being the case, it would have been
better to dress up as Lupine.
Why did you disguise yourself
as Fujiko Mine?
Shut up, you damned bird!
You wanted to have from Zenigata
what Fujiko Mine had in that
interrogation room.
Immersed in sweet obsessions,
they engaged feverishly
- in that strenuous business
... - Shut up, damn it!
I'll help you.
Just as you want,
the way you want,
the goal you want to achieve ...
the Bride of the Revolution.
{\ fs30 \ pos (290,235) \ c & H010104 &} LUPINE Third
{\ fs20 \ pos (123,21) \ c & H010104 &} A woman named Fujiko Mine
{\ fs50 \ pos (130,220) \ c & H010104 &} LUPINE Third
{\ fs20 \ pos (160,21) \ c & H010104 &} A woman named Fujiko Mine
{\ bord5 \ an8 \ c & H000000 & \ 3c
& HFFFFFF & \} I will steal the
Bride's dress at the Revolution Festival. Signed, Fujiko Mine.
On the weekend of the
Revolution Festival,
Fujiko Mine's note arrived.
At the center of the parade is this year's
"Bride", representing a virgin
which espouses the ideals of the revolution.
Fujiko Mine's target is
the Bride's dress.
That dress is studded with precious
gems from all over the world
competing with each other for luster.
In fact, they glow so bright that even the
most beautiful woman would go unnoticed.
Today, in place of Inspector Zenigata,
I'll take the lead!
I knew it.
Latest news.
- It looks like Fujiko Mine's work - Some
people pretend to be kind, but in the end ...
the theft of Marie Louise's engagement
ring, she would also escape
after shooting a policeman
to death.
I ... I?
The modus operandi of this theft is different
from that of Duchess Langley's tiara,
- Tiara ... - and it's
unusually brutal ...
I'll crown you with a tiara.
Authorities have expressed deep concerns
about Fujiko Mine's crimes
{\ an8} and have assigned other agents to
resolve the case as soon as possible.
I have to kill her.
I have to kill Fujiko Mine.
Count Armeid.
A new page in the history
of Fujiko Mine
is about to be written.
I take one.
You can't fight a war
on an empty stomach.
Give me one.
Well fine.
A bomb?
He says a bomb is hidden
somewhere in this town.
Don't you think he's just
trying to confuse us?
The Revolution Festival has great
significance for the people.
We can't afford to cancel
the parade.
Fujiko Mine,
what do you have in mind?
He has absolutely nothing in mind.
Inspector Zenigata?
There is no Fujiko Mine
behind all this.
You wouldn't act that way.
Thing?
I'm talking about his background.
According to his modus operandi,
this latest series of thefts ...
it can only be someone
else's doing.
Inspector! What are you saying?
- She left so much evidence behind ... - No!
If I don't see it, I don't believe it.
If I don't see it I don't believe it ...
I don't believe it ... I believe it ...
I believe ... in Fujiko Mine.
Do you believe in Fujiko Mine?
I see.
A parade, huh?
That squalid spittoon!
There are things that only happen between a man
and a woman that you wouldn't understand.
It's something you can't understand about
a person until you have a certain bond.
Don't interfere!
We're not here to argue with you.
We have come to discuss the preparations
that need to be made for the parade.
One after the other...
How much more do I have to dance for you?
As you wish.
I'll play your game.
Chirp, birds!
The Bride of the Revolution
has reached Point S.
The show will now run along
Chandelier Street
to the bridge which will
be the main scenario.
{\ fs20 \ an8 \ c & H010104 &} A PERFECT PLAN
Just before it reaches the bridge
spectacular fireworks
will be fired.
At the same time, a bomb will be detonated
in the center of the bridge
which will destroy it completely.
This will cause panic among the people
so as to hinder the actions
of the police.
You will run to the bridge to watch
over the Bride, or rather ...
to pretend to be watching her.
That's when you steal her dress.
{\ bord4 \ fs20 \ c & H010104 & \ 3c & HFFFFFF &} END
Isn't the parade here yet?
I can't even get in
radio contact.
Why? Why is it taking
so long?
Bad news! It's about the parade!
We cannot continue!
Who is that?
He's a ninja!
Zac! Zac! Zac!
Change your route!
The parade must go on! Our
pride as cops is at stake!
Very well.
I found you.
More owls?
Wow, behind all this is someone
really stubborn.
I better take the vibration trigger
sensor out of action first.
Apparently if the owl's claws touch those
endings, they'll make meatballs of me.
Let's try to make that little owl stay
in its place with a little glue.
Of course it's not up to me to defuse it,
but let's just say ... I don't
like the way they do.
I ask you to stay calm.
Inspector Zenigata!
We managed to keep
the parade going.
How many years have gone by?
In this town'...
I was forced into repugnant
actions.
Getting involved in corruption.
If I wanted to peak ...
I had no choice.
Or so I thought.
However, this is
where I met ...
a dirty brat
who defended his one franc
coin with all his might.
Inspector Zenigata ...
That brat taught
me one thing.
No matter how dirty
your hands are,
there are some things you
should never let go of.
No matter how small it is,
'cause the moment
you let it go ...
regardless of what else you get
it becomes a desolate beach.
I reported to my superior.
I gave up on wanting to make a
career, but I don't regret it.
I believe in those who
cling to their pride.
Gemma ...
black.
I...
I actually ...
I didn't want to do anything but protect ...
Oscar!
Pride has no meaning.
It didn't matter how corrupt I became,
how low I was willing to fall ...
there was something I really
wanted to achieve.
However ...
It is not a good thing! Stands for...
There is no time to defuse it!
Hey, don't do this!
I...
Actually ... I already had
that thing in my hands.
Hey!
If you say ...
to believe even in a
person like me ...
then I will honor ...
this feeling of yours.
I did it.
The black gem ...
it's mine and mine alone!
{\ fs30 \ bord7 \ c & H010104 & \ 3c & HFFFFFF &} CONTINUE