Lucifer (2015–…): Season 6, Episode 9 - Goodbye, Lucifer - full transcript

- [clock ticking]
- [man muttering]

[gasps]

[muttering]

[buzzer sounds]

[guard] It's time.

[breathes deeply]

Did my family show up?

Your parents. And an uncle, I think.

What about Mr. Meow-gi?

My cat.

Um, no.



We don't allow pets.

[buzzer sounds]

[growls]

[roaring]

[exclaims] Mr. Meow-gi!

[exhales] Oh.

Come. Come on. Come to Papa!

Come on! [laughs]

Come on.

- [roars]
- [guard] Watch out! I need help!

[Amenadiel] Our siblings
are answering prayers,

and they're making a mess of it.

That's what's causing
the end of the world.

Well, how do prayers explain Ella's frog?



A young girl prayed for one,

but Lezmegadiel didn't realize
humans get them at pet stores.

That, plus his terrible aim.

- And the red river? The missing socks?
- All caused by our siblings' screwups.

[laughs] Unbelievable.

Right, well, I should wake Chloe,
tell her the world isn't actually ending.

[Amenadiel] No, no, no, Lucy.
Look, you heard Ella.

Now if this continues to happen,

it's gonna have
a catastrophic domino effect.

Apocalypse by a thousand paper cuts.

- Just tell our siblings to stop.
- I tried. They don't take orders from me.

I believe their exact words were,
"You're not the God of us."

[sighs] Well, points for snark,
but now's not the time, really.

I know I sound like a broken record,
but we need you on that throne.

Now have you got your wing situation
figured out yet?

I have, yes.

Yes.

Really?

But there has been, um, um...

Well, a development of sorts
in that department.

[Amenadiel] Okay.

[Lucifer sighs] Yeah.

Well...

after a night
of sort of roundabout therapy,

I, uh...

I've realized that being God is...

it's just not my calling.

Excuse me. What?

What do you mean, "just not your calling"?

- [sighs]
- [Amenadiel] What about the war we fought?

The siblings we lost?

All those years wasted, getting ready?

Brother, trust me,
this was a big, big decision.

But deep down...

I know it's the right one.

- I should have seen this coming.
- Amenadiel, please, relax.

The... the good news is,
it sounds like this domino effect

is a long-term problem,
so we have time to figure things out.

Now, if you don't mind, it has been
the longest day ever, so... [chuckles]

- Lucy, we need to fix this immediately.
- [sighs]

- We don't know what's gonna happen next!
- I'm sure everything will be fine.

[chuckles]

[panting]

[Dan] Vincent Le Mec.

After what Maze said,
it felt like you were the key to my guilt.

But that doesn't make any sense.

You killed me.

Why would any of that make me feel guilty?

Maybe it's because I couldn't catch you?

I couldn't prevent you
from hurting other people.

[exhales]

But you're in here.

Life in prison,
unable to hurt anyone ever again.

And now that I know that,

why isn't my guilt gone?

Why am I still here? [gasps]

[buzzer sounds]

[guard] Time to hit the yard, French Fry.

- [man screaming]
- [lion roars]

[alarm blaring]

- There's a lion on the loose! Come on!
- [guard] Holy shit! A lion?

[men clamoring]

[screaming]

[lion roaring]

No. No, no, no, no, no.

No.

No, no, no, no, no, no!

Guards!

Guards, come back!

Oh, come on! Stop!

Come back, the door didn't close!
He's gonna escape! Come on!

Come on, guys. Please, somebody hear me!

He's gonna escape! [gasps]

[shouts]

[panting] Stop, stop, stop!

[grunts]

[screams]

Please, somebody hear me! [gasps]

[groans] Where's a goddamn celestial
when you need one?

- ["A Hazy Shade of Winter" playing]
- ♪ Time, time, time ♪

♪ See what's become of me... ♪

[gasps]

[exhales]

♪ Time, time, time ♪

♪ See what's become of me ♪

♪ While I looked around
For my possibilities ♪

♪ I was so hard to please ♪

♪ Look around ♪

♪ Leaves are brown
And the sky is a hazy shade of winter ♪

♪ Hear the Salvation Army band... ♪

[whirring]

♪ ...them again ♪

♪ Look around, grass is high ♪

♪ Fields are ripe
It's the springtime of my life ♪

[hums, laughs]

Oh, good morning!

- Why are you so happy?
- Well, I'm not going to be God,

and the world's not ending.

[exhales]

What's wrong?

Today's the day.

What day?

August 4th.

The day that Rory says you disappear.

[sighs]

Why didn't you remind me?

- [exhales]
- You know I'm terrible with dates.

I think I've been
putting off facing this because...

We still have time.

[Chloe sighs]

[Lucifer sighs]

[splutters, sighs]
Can we be certain I disappear?

- Well, we did rule out your murder.
- We did.

[Chloe] Mm-hmm.

But only with Azrael's blade.

There are other celestial weapons
out there that can still hurt me.

There's Maze's blade, there's...

Rory's wings?

- Well, we don't know you die.
- We don't know anything!

Why did Rory tell us this was my last day
if there's nothing we can do about it?

- It's such a buzzkill.
- [sighs]

- Right.
- [exhales]

Okay, okay, listen.

We... we don't
know how you disappear, right?

- We don't. But we do know where.
- Right. Right.

- 10th and Swanson.
- Right, so just don't go there today.

I mean, just make a choice.

Just choose.
Choose not to leave. It's free will.

You're right. I just won't go
anywhere near 10th and Swanson.

[chuckles]
And then everything will be all right.

So it's decided!

There's no reason to panic
because today is not your last day.

In fact, why don't we
make plans for tomorrow?

- How about a beach day?
- That sounds lovely.

Great. Okay.

So I'll take Trixie to camp

and then I have to stop by the precinct
to sign the reinstatement forms.

So, I will see you in a few hours.

- And then tomorrow.
- [exhales]

- And the day after that.
- [laughs]

And the day after that.

- Wonderful. I'll be here...
- Okay.

- ...not worrying about the future.
- Great.

[sighs]

Uh-uh-uh-uh!
Nowhere near the piano, please!

[hesitates] Please.

[elevator bell dings]

Uh, what's all this?

[Lucifer] Oh, hello.

Well, I know you said that
today is the day that I disappear,

but your mom and I have
decided not to panic,

so I'm building a panic room.

[laughs]

[Lucifer] You may laugh,
but once it's finished,

I will go inside
and engage the time-lock system

so no one will be able to get in or out
until the day is safely behind us.

Meaning it will be impossible
for me to abandon you.

It's genius, isn't it?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I appreciate
that you don't wanna abandon us,

but there's nothing
you can do to prevent it.

I mean, the fact that I'm still here
means that I still time-traveled,

which means I'm still
mad at you in the future,

which means you still disappear.

It's a time loop,

inevitable and unbreakable.

Well, you say "time loop."

I say "opportunity
for a surprisingly lucrative tax break."

- Now, if you don't mind...
- Lame.

Excuse me.

"Lame"? I'm literally wielding flames!

Hmm. Aren't you supposed to be
the king of debauchery or fun or whatever?

Spending your last day locked in a box

is the lamest thing I've heard
since LA County banned hoverboards.

[chuckles]

Well... [clears throat]

...not that I buy
this "time loop" theory of yours,

but I suppose my men
can finish the job for me.

Yeah, you're right.

Let the debauchery begin.

I'll see you later.

Oh.

Actually...

maybe you could join me, huh?

Remind your old man how to have fun,
just in case I've forgotten. [chuckles]

["Breakout" by Deraj playing]

Sure.

♪ Let's breakout ♪

♪ Come on, come on, let's breakout ♪

- ♪ Breakout ♪
- ♪ Tell everybody, breakout... ♪

We'll take one of everything.

♪ It's time, let's go
Let's rock, let's roll ♪

[shouts]

[screams]

[both grunt]

No, no!

No! [grunts]

♪ We on the map
I can tell you now where the party at ♪

♪ We the ones that he just let in
Through the back, we the misfits ♪

♪ How you gonna react? We insomniacs... ♪

- We'll take one of everything.
- [man] Right.

♪ Making moves
Running through the streets ♪

♪ A to Z, follow my lead
This ain't status quo, this rock & roll ♪

♪ This a skydive yelling out Geronimo... ♪

One, two, three, four.

- Five!
- [shouts]

[laughs]

♪ Trying to catch a wave
Gotta free my soul... ♪

[laughing]

[shouts]

♪ Just breakout
Tell everybody, breakout ♪

♪ Breakout ♪

♪ It's time to breakout ♪

♪ We 'bout to, we 'bout to ♪

♪ It's time, let's go
Let's rock, let's roll, breakout... ♪

[shouting]

[laughing]

♪ We 'bout to, we 'bout to
Hey, what you waiting for? ♪

[song ends]

Right! Get ready for the best TV show
you have ever seen.

Bones.

- [chuckles] The original?
- Yeah.

Yeah, right.

The spin-off from my time
kicks your Bones' ass.

Impossible.

But tell me everything.

[chuckles] Okay, okay, well,

More Bones is the perfect combination
of procedure and banter.

It's about Booth and Bones'
cyborg daughter Borgie,

who also works with the FBI

and her totally hot partner, Agent Andro,

who's, like, this android
who doesn't even have bones!

[continues indistinct]

Oh! Going to the bathroom.

Right. [sighs]

[laughs]

- [exhales]
- [elevator bell dings]

I brought all the beach stuff so we'd
be all ready to go first thing tomorrow.

What's all this?

Well, Rory and I have had the best time.

Water balloons, karaoke, sumo wrestling...

I mean, I can't imagine a better last day.

I thought we agreed
that this isn't your last day.

Right. Don't worry, we didn't go
anywhere near 10th and Swanson.

Also, ta-da!

I've commissioned my very own panic room
in case I need to lock myself in.

Lucifer, why don't
you trust yourself enough

to make the choice not to abandon us?

Well, I don't know, it's just...

It's all just speculation at the moment,
isn't it? None of this feels quite real.

Yeah, I felt the same way.

Until I saw this.

[inhales] I'm pregnant.

[sighs]

It's really happening.

Yeah.

[exhales] She's inside you right now.

[gasps happily]

I'm also outside her right now.

What's going on out here?

Uh, well,
I'm trying to convince your father

that he can choose to stay

because we really don't wanna
do this without you.

Okay?

But we can, Mom.

And... and we do.

Rory, I know you don't want him to leave,

so why are you acting
like you're okay with all of this?

Well, because what I want doesn't matter.
This happens.

Okay, you... you time-traveled once.

You don't know exactly how it works.

[splutters] You coming back
has to have changed things.

[Rory] Or not.

Because that pregnancy test proves
that the loop is already in motion.

Loop? What loop?

She thinks the fact that she's still here
means that we're stuck in a time loop,

inevitable and unbreakable.

Well... [sighs]

Lucifer, maybe you haven't reached
the point in time

where you decide to change things.

Maybe then she'll disappear.
But until then, you still have a choice.

Mom, I used
to think he chose to leave us too,

but now I think maybe it's not up to him.

Or whatever it is, it...
whatever takes him away from us,

- it must be something...
- Too powerful for me to stop.

Why are you entertaining any of this?

- Free will, you remember?
- I know.

But time travel, I mean,
it complicates everything!

[groans] I just don't know
what to believe right now.

[Chloe] Then that's the problem,
isn't it, Lucifer?

How can you choose to stay

if you don't even believe
that you have a choice?

Fate automatically wins!

[sighs, sniffles]

Let me know when you choose us.

[exhales]

Fate's a bitch.

[exhales]

[chuckles] Oh, my God.

Charlie is so tiny.

Can I go see him?

Of course.

He should be awake
from his nap any minute.

I am so gonna tease him
about that thumb-sucking later.

Cousins. Apparently they have some
sort of playful rivalry in the future.

[Linda chuckles]

[sighs] So, what's all this?
What are you doing?

Ah, I'm packing away
the clothes Charlie's grown out of.

- Time...
- Hmm.

...it moves so fast.

[chuckles]

Something on your mind?

Doctor, do you believe
in free will or fate?

Well, I definitely believe
we make our own decisions. Therapy...

Therapy kind of relies on it. [chuckles]

So, "Team Free Will"?

Yes, but that being said, I've never met
someone from the future before.

I mean, it kind of makes you think.

If Rory knows what we do
before we do it, is it set in stone?

If so, are we really choosing to do it?

Are we really choosing anything?

[scoffs]

Would you just give me those?
No one likes fold marks down the front.

[grunts]

This is about abandoning Rory.

Yes.

And you haven't added at all
to my rapidly growing anxiety.

[sighs]

[inhales] Lucifer...

I know how much it hurts,

leaving a child.

Why is this coming up now?
Did something happen?

Chloe and Rory are arguing.

Chloe thinks that I can change my fate.
Rory says that I cannot.

I don't want to believe Rory, but,
when we first met, I dismissed my daughter

and, well, I'm trying
not to do that again.

- I'm sure she appreciates that.
- [exhales] I hope so.

It's still torture not knowing
exactly how I leave her though.

Lucifer, none of us know exactly
how it's going to end.

That's what makes
the present so important.

[Lucifer scoffs]

Is this the part where you tell me
to live each day like it's my last?

[chuckling] Good God, no.

Whoever came up with that phrase
never had a savings account

or an Israeli nutritionist.

- [laughs]
- But what we can do...

is seize the moment
to make sure those we love...

know how we feel about them.

Well, luckily Rory does know
how I feel about her.

[inhales] My suit from last night
has the bloodstains to prove it.

But I suppose
there are others who might not.

Doctor, would you excuse me?
There are a few things that I need to do.

Oh, and tell Rory I'll be back later.

And not to worry.
I won't go anywhere near 10th and Swanson.

- You got that?
- I'll relay the message.

Doctor, you do know
how much I value you, right?

- I make a pretty good therapist, don't I?
- [laughs] Well, slightly better than good.

[laughs]

But I meant as a person, Linda.

I hope you know that you truly are

one of the most wonderful friends

that a devil could ever have.

I do now, Lucifer.

- [inhales]
- [knock on door]

[Amenadiel] I've come to ask you a favor.

Do you think that there's any way that
you can convince Lucifer to become God?

Uh, about that, Lucifer, um...

- He doesn't think it's...
- His calling.

Yeah, I know.

- He told me last night.
- Oh.

You know, I believe him.

Yeah.

So do I.

[Chloe sighs]

You know,
I always thought it was strange that...

that you didn't wanna become God.

I mean, you're... you're responsible.

You're kind, compassionate.

You're the most wonderful father...

I just can't think of another angel
that I would trust with making the world

a... a better place for our children.

Yeah, um...

Thank you, Chloe. That's very flattering,
but I decided against it months ago

when I realized
I wanted to stay here on Earth,

living amongst humanity, with my child.

Well, um, who says
God has to rule from Heaven?

Well, that's how my father did it.

[Chloe] Mm-hmm.

Maybe there's a better way?

[exhales] I don't know, Chloe.
I just joined the force,

just started helping Sonya with her fight.
It'd be wrong to leave her all by herself.

[Chloe] Yeah.

Unless...

If I did this,

what would you say to being
God's point person here in the LAPD?

I would say
it would be my great honor and privilege.

[exhales]

I have to think this through.

It's the biggest decision
that I've ever had to make.

Knowing you,

I know you'll make the right one.

[Chloe pats Amenadiel's leg]

[door opens]

[Lucifer] I wouldn't want his judgy eyes
looking at me all day either.

Well, my investigation
has served its purpose.

Super glad that the world isn't ending...

yet.

[groans] It's in celestial hands.

At least I'm in the loop now.

About that.

[exhales]

You deserve an apology.

I, uh, I know I didn't lie to you,

but I never should have
held the truth back from you.

And I never, ever meant
to make you feel excluded.

- And I should have told you about Azrael.
- That's okay.

Last night I didn't tell Carol
about any of this stuff myself, and...

I recently learned from someone

that you don't have to know everything
to have trust.

Not when you know each other's hearts.

[exhales]

Still, I am truly sorry,
and I just wanted you to know that.

Hmm. Yeah. Just in case
I never get another chance to tell you.

"Might never get another chance."
What does that mean?

Am I dying?

No!

I mean, eventually, sure, but...

- [sighs] Whew.
- [grunts]

Wait.

- Are you dying?
- No, no.

Well, at least, I don't think so.

Oh, cool, cool.

There is a... a small chance

that I may leave today, without notice.

I hope not, but there is a possibility.

And since I disappeared
from your life before, without warning,

I don't wanna do that again.

- Well, is there anything I can do to help?
- I don't know why I leave or how.

So unfortunately
there's nothing anyone can do.

But there is one thing you can do for me.

Anything.

Accept this gift from me.

Accept a heartfelt gift?

- Uh, I don't know.
- [chuckles]

That's gonna be pretty tough,
but I'll try.

[both laugh]

A pencil?

I will absolutely accept this gift.

[exhales]

It... it's like I always say, you can't
beat a good ole number two, right?

Look at it again.

[Ella] "Miss Lopez STEM Initiative."

I don't understand. What is this?

I've opened up a foundation in your name.

Its mission, to encourage young women

to pursue careers in science, technology,
engineering and mathematics.

You're an inspiration,
Miss Lopez. [inhales]

And if there were
more people like you, then...

Well, the world
would be a far better place.

- Lucifer!
- Oh, ho!

[gasps]

[Ella] Oh!

[shopkeepers bell chimes]

Hair dye.

Now you're not gonna match
your stupid mug shot.

That's great. That's... that's just great.

Almost as great as the fact
that no celestial can hear me,

no matter how loud I yell!

Hey.

Hey, hey! [gasps]

Look up! Come on. Come on! Uh, Josh!

Josh, look up! There's
a murderous fugitive in aisle five.

Look up, man! Look up!

[groans]

[panting]

I got this. Uh...

[grunts]

[TV announcer] ...for the murder
of LAPD officer Daniel Espinoza.

Holy shit, I did it! [gasps]

I actually touched something!
I did it! [laughs]

You did it.

[announcer] Le Mec should be
considered armed and dangerous.

If you have any information
on the whereabouts of this fugitive,

- please call the LA...
- [TV turns off]

Yeah.

Yeah, you got this, Josh. You got this.

Just call the cops.

Call the cops, buddy, before... bef...

Josh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
What are you reaching for, a gun?

Are you kidding me?
This guy's a trained mercenary.

You've handled that,
what, maybe once in your life?

Just ring him up and call the...

...cops.

Damn it!

Empty the register, mon ami.

[beeping]

Josh, he's gonna kill you, man.

No, no, no, no, no, no!

[grunting]

[groaning]

[Dan continues grunting]

[shouts]

Ha! Ho!

[gasps]

Dude! What the... oh!

Holy shit!

I'm inside his body. [gasps]

[shouts] Ha!

Oh, ho!

I'm holding it! I'm holding it!

I can feel this in my hand.
I can pull the trigger!

No, no! Please!

But I won't! I won't, bro. I won't.

No, no, no, 'cause I'm a good guy
in a bad guy's body.

[laughing] Right? Yeah! No, no, no, hey!

Right here, this is yours.
Yeah, here you go.

What the heck, bro?

I just saved your life!

Look, dude, I don't know
what kind of drugs you're on,

but just get the hell out of here!

Uh, yeah, okay.

I'm going.

Going. Okay.

Right... [grunts]

Oh, man.

Have I missed that. [chuckles]

- [shopkeepers bell chimes]
- [gasps]

You're glowing. Why are you glowing?

I think I figured out how to fix things
with our brothers and sisters.

Already? That was fast.

Imagine this.

What if... [chuckles]

...what if God didn't work alone?

- Brother...
- Hear me out, Lucy.

Just hear me out.

Our siblings clearly wanna help, yeah?
So, why not let them?

No more haphazardly
granting prayers, of course,

but with some guidance,

think of the good that they could do.

It'll take some communication
and transparency on God's part.

No more mysterious ways,
but think about it, Lucy.

How great would it have been
if Father had actually included us?

Okay, but...

I also think every single angel
should spend time here on Earth.

Maybe a year, maybe two,
walking among humans,

just like I did...

to get to really understand humanity.

Don't you think
that would be a great help to God?

Sure.

It's not the worst idea you've ever had,

but like I said, brother,
I am not the right angel for the throne.

- Even if our siblings...
- No, Lucy...

I'm no longer talking about you being God.

Well, then who?

You?

Remember when Father said
that we would figure it out?

- [chuckles]
- Yeah.

Well, for the first time,
I actually feel like I...

I know what he meant. [chuckles]

Are you sure, brother?
Because if you don't want to do this...

Lucifer, being God...

[exhales]

...is what I truly desire.

[Lucifer exhales]

Then I can't think
of a better angel for the job.

- [chuckles]
- Congratulations, Amenadiel.

Or should I say...

Amenagod.

Well, it's not official yet.

I'll fly up later on tonight
after I put Charlie to sleep

to see if I can convince our siblings.

Well, that shouldn't be too difficult.

After all, you were their first choice
before Michael and I mucked things up.

Would you tell them
you have my full blessing?

Thank you, Lucifer.

Enough about me.

What is it that
you wanted to see me about?

Ooh. [exhales]

Doesn't matter.

No, Lucy. Come on, what is it?

No, it seems silly now.

[chuckles] You know,
after what you've told me your plans are.

[sighs] Well,
I wanted you to sign some papers,

giving you joint ownership of Lux.

You know, just in case
I'm not around as much.

Not around? Are you going somewhere?

Having a daughter...

has changed things.

Ah.

You wanna spend more time
with your family. I understand.

I would be happy to help out with Lux.
In fact...

what better place for our siblings to mix
with humans? We can even employ them.

- Uh, bouncers, bartenders, dancers.
- [chuckles]

See? You've really got
a knack for this, brother.

This truly is your calling, isn't it?

Something is bothering you.

And I...

I think I know what it is.

Don't worry, Lucy.

You'll find your calling too.
I have faith in you.

You know, I never told you this, brother.

But... [exhales]

...of all our siblings, I am glad it's you
I spent all this time on Earth with.

Because you are
my favorite brother, brother.

[sighs]

And I will miss you.

Miss me?

[chuckles] Well...

[inhales] It may take me a few days
to get settled into omnipotence,

but I'll be back later this week
for Charlie's preschool interviews.

Then setting up shop.

- Down here.
- [exhales]

You can't get rid of me
that easily, brother.

But you know
who will be going away for a while.

[sighs] Right.

♪ Psychosomatic society ♪

♪ Under the pressure to deliver, why me? ♪

- [Lucifer] Nice sign.
- [both chuckle]

It's not really my thing,
but Eve made it, so...

Oh, adapting to marriage already, I see.

Well, you know what they say.
"Happy wife, happy life."

[both chuckle]

What are you doing here?

I have come to see you off.

It's just a honeymoon, Lucifer.

Like a few weeks down to Brazil and back.
It's like a vacation with extra sex.

That's what we said
when we came to LA. [chuckles]

What are you doing?

It's called a hug.

[chuckles] Yeah, I know what a hug is,
but since when do we do that?

Well, no time like the present. [chuckles]

You're acting weird. What's going on?

- Are you in trouble? Do you need my help?
- No, no, you have things to do.

- Yeah, but I can maybe ask Eve...
- Maze, no!

I...

I don't want you
to worry about me anymore.

You've come so far.

What does that mean?

It means that you have been beholden
to me and my needs for far too long,

and I'm sorry that I've always
made it about me. [chuckles] Okay?

Lucifer,

this life, this family I found,

I wouldn't have any of it
if it weren't for you.

Consider us even.

After everything you've done for me?

We'll never be even.

You are my best friend, Maze.

[grunts]

And I just wish I'd always
treated you that way before.

Before what?

Before now.

Anyway, where's that
wife of yours? [laughs]

You're not running off
on your own already, are you?

I'm picking her up
from something called a cryo spa.

Whatever that is.

Right.

Well, I don't wanna keep you.

Yeah.

[Lucifer sighs]

What do you want me to do with that?

Keep it.

Maze, I couldn't.

No matter what,
you will always have a piece of me.

[sighs, sniffles]

[Lucifer sniffles]

Goodbye, Lucifer. [gasps]

[engine starts]

[rock music playing]

♪ Burn through my shadows ♪

♪ Chasing, running to the light ♪

♪ Oh, I'm trying ♪

♪ Each passing hour... ♪

[sighs]

♪ Racing, gunning out of sight ♪

♪ Whoa-oh! ♪

♪ Can't hold me down
Can't hold me down ♪

♪ Can't hold me down ♪

Lucifer!

You.

- How did you get here, hmm?
- No.

Doesn't matter if you've come back
for more, I am happy to oblige.

[gagging] I...

Br... bracelet... brother...

- [panting]
- Brace...

Did you just say "bracelet brothers"?

Yeah, yeah, it's me! Dan!

[gasps]

[exhales]

[spluttering] I... I went to see Le Mec,
thinking he was part of my guilt.

But then there was a lion
and... and then Le Mec escaped.

And then he grabbed the clerk's gun
and I jumped into his body,

and now... now I'm stuck.

So you're inside
the man that murdered you?

Yeah.

[laughing]

Daniel! [continues laughing]

Only you could do something
so completely, absurdly ridiculous.

[continues laughing]

Lucifer, this isn't funny. I'm trapped.

Well, why don't you just jump out of him
the same way you jumped into him?

I tried that. It didn't work.

And then I realized, if it did,
I'd basically be setting a fugitive free.

That's why I'm here,
so you can tell me how to get out

and then haul this cold-blooded killer
back to prison.

Well, I'm really sorry, Daniel,
but I have no idea how to help you.

- Also, I'm in a bit of a hurry, so...
- Wait. You have no idea?

[splutters] So I... so I
could be stuck in here forever?

Maybe you'll leave Le Mec
when he dies, hmm?

Something similar happens
when demons possess bodies.

Fingers crossed.

Oh, Daniel.

[sighs]

I am truly sorry that I can't help you.

And I'm sorry
that you were trapped in Hell.

And this whole ghost thing.

And...

I sincerely wish that I had been able
to help you work through your guilt

so that you could get to Heaven...

where a good man like you belongs.

Cheers.

Oh.

[Lucifer] Silver lining.

This could be an opportunity.
New body, new start.

I can't stay in this body, Lucifer.

Le Mec is an escaped convict.

There's a nationwide manhunt
going on for him right now.

I mean, best case,
I... I live life on the run.

Worst case,
I spend it in Le Mec's prison cell.

Purgatory all over again.

[sighs]

Well, it appears
neither of us have time to waste, then.

What does that mean?

So much to explain.

Uh, I have started to patch things up
with Rory, my daughter from the future.

So she doesn't wanna kill you
with those crazy wings of hers anymore?

Thankfully, no.

But she has informed me
of a rather more disturbing fate.

Apparently, sometime today,
I head over to 10th and Swanson,

and I'm never seen again.

- Wow.
- Hmm.

Okay. Well, just don't go
to 10th and Swanson.

Yes, Daniel, thank you.

That had occurred to me. Yes, it's
a whole debate. Fate versus free will.

Don't get me started.
Anyway, the point is... Daniel,

as my own clock ticks away,

I'm realizing it's less about
what we do with our final hours

and more about who we spend them with.

So, Daniel,

while you have this physical form,

maybe you should think about who
you want to spend your final hours with.

[muttering]

[knock on door]

[exhales]

These are some clothes that
my nephew has grown out of.

It's creepy how children do that,
isn't it? [chuckles]

[Chloe] Hmm.

Anyway, I... I thought
they'd come in handy for Rory.

The tiny one inside you, that is.

Uh, thank you.

- That's, uh, that's very thoughtful.
- Hmm. May I?

Yeah, come in.

[inhales] You said earlier
that you didn't wanna do this alone.

Well, I don't want that either.

I need you to know that if there
is any choice to be had at all,

I will always...

choose us.

None of us can be certain of the future.

But what we can control is
what we do right now.

So whether this is my last day or not,

what I do know is that I would like
to spend it with the people I love most.

My family.

Chloe Jane Decker... [inhales]

...would you consider

spending the rest of today
with me and our daughter?

How can I say no to that?

[Lucifer sighs]

[inhales]

- So where are we off to?
- [sighs]

As far away from 10th and Swanson
as we can bloody well get.

[both laughing]

[exhales]

["Time Moves On"
by Phantom Planet playing]

♪ Maybe it rains or it's sunny weather ♪

♪ But when it gets bad ♪

♪ Maybe it'll get better ♪

♪ As time moves on ♪

♪ It's gonna keep on turning ♪

♪ It's all gonna change before too long ♪

♪ Around and around we go ♪

♪ And the doors will keep revolving ♪

♪ With everyone who's come and gone ♪

♪ As time moves on ♪

♪ Yeah, it won't be long ♪

♪ Till time moves on ♪

♪ It's gonna keep on turning ♪

♪ As time moves on ♪

Oops! [laughs]

Take care of her, will you?

I do.

We take care of each other.

[Lucifer sighs]

Rory... [shudders]

I need you to know that I believe you.

I believe that I will be...

was gone when you needed me the most.

It's taken me a long time to accept that

because I know what it feels like
to be abandoned by a parent.

To feel...

Well, to feel rejected.

I was angry at my father too...

for a long time.

But I was also angry at myself.

I thought I was a monster.

That...

I must have
done something or been something

to make myself unworthy of his love.

I hope you never felt that way.

I want you to know that...

whatever it is that makes me go,

that it could never be your fault.

I'm so sorry I left you.

And I need you to know that
I will do everything in my power to stay.

I believe you too.

- [Lucifer gasps]
- [sobbing]

[Lucifer exhales]

- [Rory sniffles]
- [chuckles]

[sighs, chuckles]

Ironically, you look more
like an angel than the two of us.

[laughing]

Oh-ho! Come on, you.

- [Rory] Mm.
- [kisses]

Yeah, I think I'll give you two
some time alone. [chuckles]

No, Rory! We still have time.

[exhales] The truth is,
if you leave, I don't wanna see it.

I wanna remember you like this.

This is perfect.

[flapping]

- [sighs]
- Should I go after her?

No.

We all have a choice.

Let her make hers.

[sniffles]

[Trixie] Hey, that's mine!

- Stranger danger!
- [grunting]

Ugh! [groans]

[panting] Okay! No hugs?

Maze teach you those moves?

[groans]

You know Maze?

Yeah.

I'm a friend of hers, and your dad's.

And...

boy, did he talk about you all the time.

What's your name?

Um... Belios.

Weird name. Never heard of you.

Are you a cop like my dad?

Yeah.

So you won't mind
answering a few questions.

- [chuckles]
- You know, to verify.

Ask away.

You said my dad talked about me.
What's my favorite game?

Currently? Unstable Unicorns.

- What do I wanna be when I grow up?
- President of Mars.

Favorite meal.

Chocolate cake,

although you know your dad
really doesn't consider that a meal.

[Trixie chuckles]

You know,
he also told me that you're the best kid

a dad could ever ask for.

Told me how smart you are.

How kind.

A little rebellious at times. [chuckles]

But still,

the most loving daughter.

And he cares about you... [exhales]

...more than anything in the whole world.

I guess you know my dad pretty well.

I'm sorry he had to leave you.

Me too.

He didn't mean to, you know.

And I'm sure wherever he is...

he is so sorry that he had to.

Before he could...

[hesitates] Before what?

Before he could be
a good role model to you.

The dad you deserve.

What are you talking about?

He was the best dad ever.

The best person ever.

No. Aww, he tried to be. [chuckles]

But he made so many mistakes.

Everyone makes mistakes.

And my dad taught me
that mistakes are important.

And we need them so that we can learn and...

do better next time.

I love my dad.

I... I miss him every day.

[sighs]

But he'll always be with me.

Proud of me.

Just like I'm proud of him.

So take back what you said.

[chuckles, sniffles]

[faint rumbling]

Do you see that?

That light.

No.

I... I should get back.

See you later, Belios.

[gasps]

[shudders]

[in French] My God.

[gasps, sniffles]

[gasps]

[exhales]

[elevator bell dings]

[Lucifer in English]
Sand literally gets everywhere.

- [both laughing]
- Yeah, it does.

[sighs] Okay.

- Well, so far, so good, right?
- Mm.

[exhales] Only 45 minutes
till this day is history.

Maybe don't put it that way.

Right.

Sorry.

It's okay.

- [clattering]
- [Chloe gasps]

[laughing]

Um... okay, I know I wasn't so into the idea

of the panic room earlier, but, um...

Well, yes, I mean, I... I did go to all
the trouble of building it, I suppose.

[Chloe] Maybe it's just the name.

Maybe if we call it
the "feeling totally fine" room.

- Hmm. [chuckles]
- Yeah.

[both sigh]

- Right.
- Yeah.

- [clanking]
- Okay.

Wow.

I know. [inhales]

It's a bit thrown together.
I only had a day.

[sighs] No, it's...

[laughs] It's amazing!

- [beeps]
- [door locks]

The door will only unlock
once the day is finally over.

Oh, good.

- You know, just in case.
- [both chuckle]

Speaking of "just in case"...

Chloe...

my love,

there are so many things...

No.

[sighs] I don't wanna hear it.

[shudders]

We're not saying goodbye, Lucifer.

- But I need you to know...
- No.

I can't.

- I can't. [gasps]
- [sighs]

[Chloe gasping]

Just be with me.

- ["Unchained Melody" playing]
- [gasps]

♪ Whoa! ♪

♪ My, my love ♪

♪ My darling ♪

♪ I hunger ♪

♪ For your touch ♪

♪ A long, lonely time ♪

♪ And time ♪

♪ Goes by ♪

♪ So slowly ♪

♪ And time ♪

♪ Can do so much ♪

♪ Are you still ♪

♪ Mine? ♪

♪ I need ♪

♪ Your love ♪

♪ I-I-I... I need ♪

♪ Your love ♪

♪ God, speed your love ♪

♪ To... to... ooh! Oh! ♪

[lock clicks]

Is that...

The door.

It's midnight.

[exhales]

[sighs]

[clock chiming]

[chiming continues]

[ticking]

[chiming stops]

- [sighs]
- You did it, Lucifer.

It worked.

[sighs]

[exhales] Or maybe Rory coming back
changed things, like you said.

Yeah, but either way,

the day is over, and you're here!

[both laugh]

- I am! I'm here!
- [chuckles]

[cackling] Who cares about fate?

[laughs]

- [cell phone vibrating]
- [Chloe] Oh.

[chuckles] Rory.

- Oh!
- Right. Try not to gloat.

- I'm sure she'll be happy she was wrong.
- [chuckles]

Guess who's here.

[huffs]

What? What is it? What's wrong?

That wasn't Rory. That was Le Mec.

He's got her.

- What?
- He's holding her hostage.

- And he wants me to come and get her.
- What?

Where?

10th and Swanson.