Love Me (2022–…): Season 2, Episode 2 - Nu vänder det - full transcript

Look at all this stuff.

You know when you were a baby,

we just plonked you on
the floor, on a blanket.

I mean, how are you supposed
to know what's good?

I don't know.

Hello. Hi.

Can we help you at all,
or are we just browsing?

Yes. I just need
these, please.

OK.

And when's baby due?

Oh, no, she's, she's
out. She's born.



OK.

Well, she arrived
early so, the baby.

But such a lovely
surprise. Mm.

See, most people order
months in advance.

Our best products tend
to race off the shelves.

Well, can you check?

OK.

Well, let me see what we've got.

OK, yeah.

Oh, dear.

Was that too much?
It'll be alright.

No, no. You sure?

What do you think?

Listen.



Peter?

Peter!

Fuck.

Oh, Dad. Dad, have
you seen my hoodie?

Dad.

Hey. Oh, Max is
taking all our towels.

I don't know what for.

It's probably best not to ask.

We need to get new towels. Mm.

So, Max wants you to
meet his mum. What?

Mm. Yeah, he just asked
for us to have her over,

so it's not weird.

Can you imagine?

My god.

Oh.

You, you want to?

I mean, sorry, I thought you
said she was a nightmare.

Yeah, it's probably
best for Max, though.

I mean, he doesn't want to
make a big deal out of it.

No. OK.

Yeah.

Yep.

OK. Yeah.

Right.

Are you trying to
highlight that stain?

No, but if it travels
beyond this boundary,

then we'll know that there's
a leak still up there.

That's very clever.

How's work?

Eugh, a bit stuck.

Can I help?

No.

Yeah, OK.

OK. I'm looking for a word.

So, picture this.

Spanning four luscious acres
of rolling green meadows

and temperate rainforest,

Meadowbank Estate
offers the guest

an experience of
unparalleled luxury and what?

I just can't seem to think.

Luxury and eco-comfort.

Oh, god, no.

Rest... Something enticing.

Something... Recuperation.

Re... What? No, no, no.

Revivification.
No. I can't think.

Seclusion. Seclusion.
Yes. Thank you.

Seclusion.

I'll just...

Heya. Hey.

Hey, do you think you could,
move some of the stuff over here?

Yeah, sorry, no,
that's my bad. I'll...

Great. Yeah.

Thank you.

So, what's on today?

I was gonna go to
the movies, so...

Great. Yeah.

Big screen. Fun. Yeah...

Yeah... Awesome.

I know, I was gonna go

but I don't really
have any money, so...

Max.

Well, I might have something.

Well, hang on.

Mm.

Oh sorry, I have not been to
the movies in a long time.

There you go. Bring
me back the change.

Perfect. Thanks.
Alright, see you.

Bye. Bye, Dad.

Yeah, see you, mate.

Oh, I just gave him $50.

That's too much,
isn't it? Yeah.

Yeah, he's got a debit card.

Wow.

Well played.

Hey, when are you
free this week?

I want to make us
another appointment.

This week...

Not great.

OK. Next week?

Yeah. I'll check.

You'll check now?

Yeah.

I mean, we don't have to
rush straight back in, do we?

Well, yeah.

Yeah, I think it would actually
be good, given you might not...

Mm.

..be fertile but... Yeah.

And I'm technically a
geriatric pregnancy...

I think it would be
good, Peter, for us to...

For us...

..just to discuss
what options we have.

Mm. Yeah. Yes.

Of course. Sounds good.

I'll check.

Cool. OK.

Bye.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
just email me, but with photos.

- Close-ups, the whole
thing. - There we go.

- Yeah,
perfect. - OK.

Michael. Hey.

What are you doing here?

I was just wondering
if we could reschedule

that interview that
I missed, you know,

with the Barrister, Karen Piper.

Never. What?

No, Callum got that mentorship.

Callum?

Come on. Come on.

Michael, I didn't know my baby
was gonna come this soon, OK?

I would have been here,
that's what I'm saying to you.

What are you doing here?
You shouldn't be here.

I'm not paying you paternity
leave to have you hanging around,

whingeing at me. Go home.

Change some nappies.

Make peace with never
having sex again.

Thank Christ.

Michael, I mean, we can
maybe just talk about...

Oh.

Ah, fuck it.

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

Oh.

Do we get a
donor? Do we adopt?

Oh, adoption's
really hard here.

I mean, you're literally
at the first hurdle

and you want to give up?

The doctor said, "You will find
it very difficult to conceive,"

that's a pretty big hurdle.

And yeah, it's not literally
a hurdle, by the way.

Right, I just think you should
give yourself time to process it.

I don't have time, Sacha.

Are you working
tonight? No, I wish.

Peter's working so
I'm hanging with Max.

Are you taking him to Luna Park?

Should I?

No, he's not seven.

You told me to give him
lollies once and it worked.

I don't know what I'm doing.

Well, you were 16 once.
What did you like doing?

Studying.

OK, what does Max like?
What does he hate?

Computer games. Me.

OK, well just don't
be you too much.

Like be you, but just less you.

Like, be more like me.

Just less intense,
if that makes sense.

It makes no sense.

See, that's quite intense.

That's what I'm talking
about.

That's... Sorry. One sec.

Oh. Hey, Vic.

Tonight?

No, I told you,
I'm working double.

Yes, I did, it's
in the calendar.

Well, I meant to put
it in the calendar.

No, I just can't
get out of it now.

♪ Love love is all
that I want now

♪ Oh love

♪ Time time to figure
some things out

♪ Give me time Time to
figure some things out... ♪

Hey, I told everyone
to come over at 6:00.

Does that work,
to meet the baby?

It's just small, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just
Anita, Dad, Clara and Pete, so...

Where's your mum?

She's at yoga.

What is that thing?

Ah-ha, OK, OK.

It's got six different settings,

kangaroo, pony ride,
which is awesome, hammock,

and you can plug your phone
in so you can play Lola music.

Aaron, can you please
fucking move the boxes.

They're in my way.

I'm trying to clean up,

so your family don't think I
live in a fucking shithole.

Oh, where is...

Aaron, I've got 20 minutes
until she wakes up.

I haven't had a shower, I
haven't eaten anything today.

I would just appreciate
it if you could just...

Oh, no.

Oh, I'll get her.
No, I'm fine.

Glen?

This rosemary's killing
all these other herbs.

I've been hiding, waiting
for you to find me.

Hiding?

Oh, I'm sorry, I
didn't, I didn't know.

Well, didn't you see this?

In the kitchen?

Yep, I saw that.

And...

And it says, "Do not read."

So what, you didn't read it?

Ah, no.

It had a map inside telling
you where to find me.

Oh well, I can
come find you now.

You can't
come and find me now.

But... I've been found.

It's alright.

Next time.

Why are you wearing
a head torch?

Hey.

How was the movie?

Yeah, it was good,
it was really good.

What'd you end up see... Oh.

Hi.

This is Astrid.

Oh.

Well, I hope your
friend likes hotdogs.

I'm just popping
over to help Aaron.

OK.

Look I'm sorry about
before, with the note.

I do want to be a
bit more, you know...

Don't be silly.

♪ Watch the tears fall

♪ I know I'm watching
The biggest fool of all

♪ And I say, "Hello fool

♪ "Oh you, you still love her.

♪ "Don't you?" ♪

Max?

Hello?

What the fuck.

Hi,
you've reached Peter's phone.

I'm sorry I couldn't be...

Hi, you've reached
Peter's phone.

I'm sorry I couldn't be
there for the call, leave...

I mean, no... No
second chance, none.

And they give the mentorship

to a guy that's been
there five minutes.

It just doesn't...
I don't understand.

You know, we never even
had paternity leave.

And my dad, your Grandpa
Roger... Here we go.

..he was at the footy
when I was born.

So, I think you should just try
and enjoy this time with Lola.

Yeah, I will.

I just...

I don't know, I need to
clone myself or something.

Christine used to
feed you in that.

Mm.

Maybe Ella would like to use it.

Nah.

I'm not really sure if rocking
chairs are Ella's vibe, you know?

I always thought becoming
a grandparent would,

would really soften your mum.

I just hate that she
hasn't got to meet Lola.

I know.

But you can tell Lola all
about her grandmother.

And, you know, all
the best bits, anyway.

Yeah.

And then...

And in that way, we
keep your mum alive.

Hey. Hi.

You're baking?

Yep. Sugar-free
blueberry muffins.

Sounds exciting.

They're from the fertility
website Roland gave us.

Mm.

We don't have to do
everything he says.

No, not everything.

If you don't like blueberry,
I'll make you sweet potato.

Or spinach.

I can't wait to try a blueberry
muffin, when it's ready.

Oh, by the way, your son's
in there with Astrid.

Who's Astrid?

You don't know
her? I don't know.

Tall, really sporty.

She sounds perfect for him.

Is it OK though, that
they're in there?

You know...

Yeah.

You better go in there.

What? With a bucket of water.

Peter.

Go in there. No way.

I'm not... Is
Julia OK with this?

Just let them be teenagers.

Oh, she is on for
dinner tomorrow.

OK. Julia.

Oh, we have to meet Lola.

Yeah. After that, then.

OK.

Julia has a nut allergy.

Any ideas?

What?

It's fine. What do
you mean it's fine?

I'm not going in there.

Anita, you here?

In here.

That's very good.

I'm getting there.

Oh, it's funny, I saw
this man yesterday.

He was just outside here, and...

I couldn't...

I couldn't quite
work out who he was.

But then this morning
it came to me,

and I think he might have
been here at our wedding.

Isn't that funny?

Yeah.

Anyway.

Oh, and the insurance
has been approved,

so that's all sorted.

Sorry, what insurance?

Well, I extended my
policy to this house,

so both properties
are now covered.

It's really no trouble.

Just a phone call.

Glen, I said I didn't
want insurance.

Yes, I know, but it's so easy.

It's just stupid not
to have insurance.

Stupid?

Well, it's not stupid, Glen.

I mean, if I wanted insurance
and I didn't have it

then that would be stupid.

But I don't want it,
so it's not stupid.

I didn't mean you. No,
sorry, I'll leave you to it.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey.

Hey, I'm not, I'm not really...

Oh.

Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm
sorry. No, that's fine.

I'm just... No, that's fine.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

Oh, stop apologising.
It's fine.

OK, well, I'm not
sorry at all, then.

She should just stay
asleep if you keep moving.

It's OK. Do you
react to the sun?

What do you mean?

Are you gonna be like an hour?

Ah yeah, yeah, yeah, I think so.

We'll be an hour, won't we, huh?

Oh, darling, you're not going
to keep using that pacifier,

are you?

Well, it does help
her get to sleep.

There we go.

Do you know what? I
might come with you guys.

OK. Where's my...

Oh, it's already
in there. Yeah.

Bye.

What's her name? Julia.

Will you cook or get delivery?

I don't know.

I cannot wait to
hear how this goes.

Meanwhile, Vicky's decided that
she needs the first hour of the day

to herself to walk and think,

which leaves me to do mornings.

And mornings are the worst.

But she can't see
what my problem is

'cause she's like, "Well,
you get to work most nights,"

which isn't true,
and also, it's work.

You know, it's not
walking and thinking.

Yeah, working is not walking.

I think I'm going to get
a lasagne from the deli.

Do you know if that
white sauce has nuts?

I don't know.

Yeah.

It's like cashews or something.

Yeah.

I'm not gonna lie,
your mum is terrifying.

I mean, I don't even know
if she likes me anyway.

My point exactly.

She's not... You
didn't say anything.

Don't, no, I just... No,
no, it's fine, it's fine.

I was just thinking I don't ever
want to be like that with Lola.

It makes me sad.

Yeah, but the fact
that you're saying that

means that you won't, OK?

I just can't believe that I
even have to deal with this.

Like it should just be
amazing having my mum here.

Oh,.
And it's the opposite.

Oh, what a cute baby.

Thank you, thank
you. Oh, thank you.

Yeah. Too young to
be outside, though.

What were you thinking?

At least put another
blanket on him.

Her. OK.

And clearly, I wasn't thinking.
Alright, thank you so much.

I don't have a brain. Bye-bye.

My brain no work. I think
it would be a good idea...

No, no, no, it's
all good. Bye-bye.

Is she following us? I think
you need to get him home.

Hi there, how's your
day been so far?

Oh, yes. What's the occasion?

Birthday? Anniversary?

No, no.

So, we, my wife and I... How
long have you been married?

Oh, just shy of
eight months. Oh.

So, she and I are quite,
quite different...

OK. ..in the way
that we approach...

Right. And...

And you could see that she's,
she's very free and adventurous,

whereas I'm... Not,
but you wanna be?

Yes, very much so.

But not too much, though.

No, I get ya. Easy fix.

But these are not gonna cut it.

So...

Ah. Mm-hm.

Yeah.

Yeah?

Yeah, so...

I just want her to feel,
you know, desirable,

and to know that
she still, you know, wants me.

OK, she does.

Well.

You are a lovely
big-hearted bear of a dude.

OK? Thank you.

Alright.

Well, so I have
her sizes. Amazing.

OK.

I'm gonna say this one.

Mm-hm.

Yep.

This one.

Ooh, pink is kinda spicy, right?

Can't say no to that. Come on.

Yeah.

How does she go with a g-banger?

It's really uncomfortable

but it's gonna come
straight off, right?

You know what I'm talking about.

I know you know what
I'm talking about.

Well, I...

You good to go?

Oh, look, I'm so looking
forward to meeting Lola, but...

I'm afraid our art class is
starting early this evening,

so I'm going to have to give
this one a miss, I'm sorry.

We don't have to stay long. I
can drop you off at art class.

No, no, no, no, no.
I'll see her next time.

Yeah, OK.

Of course.

OK. Please, give them
my apologies, won't you?

Yep.

Hello, little Lola.

Get used to it, Aunty Clara. You'll
be doing lots of babysitting.

Yes, lots of
time with Aunty Clara.

We want a doctor or a surgeon.

Not a DJ, hey Mum?

Hi.

Hello everyone.

Oh, I'm so sorry I'm late.

Here's your grandpa.

Can you...

Where's Anita? Hold her up.

She's...

She's double booked.

She sends her apologies.

Hey. Oh, that's beautiful.

Hi, Dianne.

Nice to see you again.
Dad, do you want to have a go?

I think she's had enough
of me. Yeah, can I? Can I?

Oh, po-po-po.

Ooh. Oh, let's see
if you can fix her.

Oh, yes. Yeah, come to me.

Oh, hello little one.

Ohh.

Were you waiting long? No, no.

OK. We were at my brother's.

He just had a baby and so...
Oh, don't worry about it.

I only just got
here too. Come in.

Ah, thank you.

You can put your stuff here.

OK.

Oh, Clara, it's, finally. Oh.

Hey, where's Max? Max
is in his bedroom?

Oh. Yeah.

You wouldn't believe
what happened.

I was...

I was pulling up to park,

and this woman, she just
went headfirst behind me.

We were like
crammed in like a V.

I hate that.

I know, so rude.

Max, mate, your mum's
here. What'd you do?

Well, I ended up like
getting out of the car...

Oh, I would have done that too.

You sure she wasn't there first?

No, I was reversing.
She was reversing.

I was joking.

Hello.

So.

Oh, shit, sorry.

This is, that's yours. Oh.

Thank you. You're welcome.

And what'd she
do? Did she move?

The woman.

Ah, well she wound down her window,
pretended she couldn't hear me.

In the end, I had to drive
like a block-and-a-half away

to find a park.

But when I came back round,
the woman, she was gone,

but the spot was
actually a loading zone

and she was getting
a ticket. Oh.

Well, poetic justice.

Oh, drinks.

Wine? Beer?

Champagne?

A beer. Yep. Yep,
I'll get that.

Night, Dad. Night.

She's so beautiful, little Lola.

What would you have
wanted to be called?

Nan.

I'll make sure that's
what she calls you then.

Thank you.

Right.

Oh, I can't believe I
forgot the garlic bread.

Oh, well, I'm leaving.
Oh, understandable.

God, I'm so bloated.

Well, garlic bread's allocated
to a different stomach.

Is that a medical opinion?

No, that's a medical fact.

Oh, well, in that case.

There you go. Thank you.

Julia, you were saying
about the drawing.

Oh, yeah.

So, anyway, you were...
Max was in kindy?

Was it kindy? Come on, OK.

Max was in kindy,

and his class had been asked
to do drawings of their parents

for this like end-of-year
exhibition thingy.

And Max drew me
looking at my phone.

Oh, he did not.

He drew me looking at my phone
with this like huge bottle of wine.

Like the wine was like
way bigger than me.

That's gonna be me.

I mean, I thought, his
teacher, god, I just couldn't.

I was like, I was mortified.

What'd he draw Peter as?

I don't, no, I don't remember.

Was it him on the catwalk?

Yeah, he didn't draw you.

He didn't draw you.

Oh, well, yeah.

Kids.

Brutal.

So, your brother
just had a baby?

Oh, yeah. Yeah?

Yeah, a little girl.
Is he older? Younger?

Oh, he's younger. 24.
Too young to have a kid.

No, yeah... Oh, I mean...

That's young. No, no,
I just, no, no, no.

I mean, he's just much
younger than normal people.

I would not have done it
at his age if I was him,

but some people can
and they do very well.

So, you never had kids, Clara?

Me? No.

Yeah, thank you.
I can do that.

I'm done. No, that's OK.

That was delicious.

Paris from the deli,
he makes those.

We might not be
able to, actually.

Peter.

What?

Have kids.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, god, Clara, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean
to... We want to...

Yeah, yeah, we're trying
for a baby, but...

It can be much harder later.

I have heaps of friends that
are going through it now.

No, it's me.

I'm possibly infertile.

Oh, but, you know, Max.

Mm, yeah, yeah, I
mean, yeah, yeah.

But since, you know,

things that I've
done or my lifestyle.

Mm, yeah.

Unless I was always...

Wait, what?

What are you saying?

Nothing. I mean,
yeah, nothing.

But is there a
chance that... Peter.

Oh, my god.

I was not with anyone else.

Is that what you think?

You think that I've been lying
to you for what, 16 years?

It wouldn't be the
first time, Julia.

Oh, wow.

OK, how about we just
drop it... We need.

If you can't behave
like an adult...

Are you serious right now?

Guys, you can just
get a paternity test.

That way you would
alleviate any doubt.

It's...

No, no, no, I don't mean...

I just mean,

that way you're just
going to know for sure.

It's just a
scientific procedure.

And it would be
great for Max, too.

You can rule out any
genetic questions

and health history, DNA.

I mean, you don't want
him marrying his cousin.

Although that's totally legal
here and completely acceptable.

But I don't,

well I don't know
about Filipino culture.

I don't, but here it's legal.

♪ Caution to the
wind that taunts me

♪ Out on the boulevard

♪ The tears from the clouds fall

♪ On a face in the crowd

♪ It's not a question of
who I am or where I've been

♪ I watch the people for hours

♪ Throw back the
curtain I'm falling

♪ Thunderclaps it's
hands applauding

♪ Dress me up in scarlet... ♪
Jess.

Hi. Sorry.

Hi. Hi.

You look...

Do you want to...

Yeah, they don't..

They don't mind me
crashing, do they?

No, they've heard a
little bit about you.

Oh really? Like what? Yeah.

Like what? I don't know.

We might find out.

It might not be an ambush, but
that is certainly how it feels.

Yeah.

I thought you said that
Max wanted us to meet.

Yeah. Yes, he did.

It's not actually
a bad idea, Jules.

And what if he finds out?

He doesn't have to know.

Well, if he does
if he's not mine.

Not yours? Fuck.

I can't... Why are
you getting so upset?

What?

Julia, I just mean,
if you do this,

we can all just get on
with parenting together.

Max is really, he's great,

and we're finding our feet here,
and Astrid is great as well.

Astrid?

Yeah.

Where did you meet Astrid?

She came over the other night.

Peter was out and I made dinner...
But she didn't stay over, obviously.

What is wrong with you?

Come on, Julia, they're
not ten. I just...

Oh, fuck. Well, I
feel like an idiot.

I just thought you and your
new girlfriend would be,

you know, responsible enough,

but obviously, she's
fucking incompetent.

Oh, that's a good one.

I'm incompetent.
You know what?

I, yeah, I'm gonna go.

OK, good. And great.

Well, I'll, yeah, pick
up Max in the morning

but I think that yeah,
we need to have a talk

about whether this, this
arrangement is working.

Wait, wait. No,
hang on, hang on.

You don't need to do that.

Stop twisting this, alright?
I'm the one twisting?

What do you mean
it's not working?

It's not working for you?

Yeah, fuck, this is
not working for me.

Guys... No, I'm
not doing this.

Get out. Move. OK.

See you in the morning.

I think you should go after her.

I think you should
apologise. I think...

Peter, I... Peter.

Just apologise.

Oh, hello. Sorry.

Sorry. Excuse me,
sorry to bother you.

I haven't seen Anita
come out yet. Is she...

Oh, Anita never
turned up tonight. Oh.

Oh, no, of course,
silly me. Sorry.

I completely forgot that
she had that other thing on.

Everything alright? No,
no, no, everything's good.

Yeah, no do. Thank you.

Bye-bye.

Fucking hell.

Hi, this is Anita.

Please leave a message
and I'll get back to you.

Cheers to that. Cheers.

Happy birthday.

Happy birthday.

♪ My little blond
haired blue eyed boy

♪ One day you'll grow
up and be distressed

♪ One day you'll grow
up and reject everything

♪ I've set out for you...

Oh, hi.

How was your night?

Oh, it was lovely.

Oh, good.

How was your class?

Yeah, yeah.

The, you know, drawing
the more mature figure

is all about, you know,
the centre of gravity.

It's, you know, how the person
holds themselves, how they sit.

It's quite fascinating.

I mean, the human body is an
art form in itself, really.

♪ My only dear long wasteful son... ♪
So, want a nightcap?

Yeah.

♪ One day you'll wonder... ♪
OK, have a seat.

♪ What you've become

♪ One day all this
could be yours if

♪ You only had the
will to outlive

♪ Your mother and I. ♪

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