Love Island Australia (2018–2022): Season 4, Episode 1 - Episode #4.1 - full transcript

(THEME MUSIC)

# Yeah-ah-eh. #

VOICEOVER: Love Island is back
in stunning Spain.

('DICIEMBRE' BY MAZY PLAYS)

It's the perfect destination
to find love

and celebrate your 21st birthday...

..again.
(CHEERING)

Happy birthday Soph.

Awh thanks guys!
(CLAPPING)

Make a wish.

I wanna be surrounded
by hot humans in Spain.



# Wrap me up in diamonds.
Cover me in gold.

I wanna hot real estate agent.

# Made my heart whole.

I want a sexy secretary.

# Then I found you.

# Ain't it crazy what love can do.

# Crazy what love can do.

I want a wrapper with swagger.

# You're my oxygen,
now I can finally breathe.

And a raunchy retro barbie.

(POPPING SOUND)

# Da-da-da-da du-du.

# Dun-du-du, dun-du, da-da.

I want a sizzling psychologist.



And a hot gamer girl.

What are you doing?
What are you doing?!

I want a hot guy with a mullet.

What about a foxy fashion student?

And a scorching Latino lover?

# Crazy what love...

# ..can do.

# Da-da-da-da du-du.

I want a hopeless romantic.

# Da-da-da-da du-du.

I want a fit personal trainer.
# Dun-du-du, dun-du, da-da.

I want a flirty dancer.
# Da-da-da-da du-du.

# Dun-du-du, dun-du, da-da.

# Da-da-da-da du-du.
And a cheeky pool boy.

# Dun-du-du, dun-du, da-da.

And I want a unicorn.

# Crazy what love can do.

# Da-da-da-da du-du.

VOICEOVER:
Soph, your wishes are granted.

Except for the unicorn.

(ANIMAL SOUND)
Ohh.

# Crazy what love can do. #

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

Oh baby!

We are back.

Fiji was fine. Byron was bearable.

But Spain always sizzled
and here we are.

You know what else sizzles?

Our brand new villa.

Cameraman Steve's back too.

He's already drunk
and joyriding the drone.

Whoo-hoo!

We've got it all.

Cracked gym, check.

A plastic bird, check.

(FUNKY MUSIC)

Neon nooks and crannies for kissing
and canoodling,

that's a check.

Let's bring on the girls

with a very horny noise.

(HORN SOUNDS)

# Sunshine.

Let's go! Whoo-hoo.

# Sunshine.
Whoo-hoo!

Oh my god!

Whoo! Whoo!

Hi!

(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)

Nice to meet you!

# Sunshine.

# Sunshine.
Oh my god.

Oh my gosh.

OK, OK, OK. It's really happening.

# Sunshine.

(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)

WOW! I love all the flowers.
I know. (OVERLAPPING SPEECH)

# Sunshine.

This is amazing.

This is so weird.
Look at the view!

Wow! Oh my god, I can't.
Oh my god.

OK, perfect time.
Pop the champagne.

OK, but I've never done it,
so this is, have you?

I can do it. We're here.

I know.
We're at Love Island.

We're living our best lives.

We are. We're gonna have the best
summer ever.

I need to stick it open.

No, you got it, you got it.

I'm nervous.

Got it, yay!
You got it, perfect.

I was like I know I could do it,
here

and then you gotta pour it
on the side.

Oh, you know what you're doing.

I need to like take a moment
to like soak this all in.

I know,
we just need to like breathe.

Alright, cheers.
Do you look in the eyes? Cheers.

Oh my god.

Have you like come in
with an expectation

of the type of guy you want?

I like somebody
who's like not mean to me,

but has that sort of persona.

# Aye. #

My name's Claudia.
I'm 23, I'm from Adelaide

and I'm a medical secretary.

# You without my juice aye.

# Don't know how to use it.

I'm very picky.

I'd say no to a lot of people.

But, no one has ever said no to me.

# I be throwin'
that flame everywhere.

# You can see my name everywhere.

I'm definitely looking for a man.

Not a boy.

# Turn it up.
# It's so amazing.

I want someone
who only has eyes for me.

If their eyes go left or right,

looking at another girl,

I'm done.

# 'Cause it makes me hotter than
you. # Yeah.

I'm Sicilian, so...

A full Sicilian firecracker
is drama, jealousy

and always gets her way.

# You can take my attitude.

# You can take my swag too.

I want someone
on the same level as me.

If I want something, I will get it.

I have never been rejected.

I don't think anyone's
actually gonna get in my way.

# But don't take my fire.
# Don't touch that. #

My previous dating history,

I've just like dated so many
different types of people.

I like that like big...
(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)

But yeah,
I also like people really sweet.

I think yeah, that's cute.

# At least I had fun.

I'm Stell. I'm 24-years-old
and I'm from Brisbane.

# At least I had fun.

Well, I'm gonna have to say a ten.

No, I take it back, I take it back.

# You told me to grow up,
but I just can't help myself.

On a date, I'm awkward
because I'm a super messy eater.

I'll do this and I'll knock
anything over in my sight.

I cannot wear white on a first date.

# Your love, your love, love.

I fall super fast for people.

In ten seconds
I'm imagining our lives together.

Thinking let's get married, kids.

I wanna live my best life

and I want the person who I'm with
to live their best life too.

I love, love.

I love, love in every form.

# Your love, your love, love. #

I'm excited.

I wonder who everyone else
is gonna be.

I'm so excited to meet everyone,
like the girls, the boys.

I'm really excited.
I know!

I'm so excited.

VOICEOVER: They're excited.
I'm excited.

Our driver's excited
'cause after this drop off

he finally gets a toilet break.
Oh my god!

# You wanna go faster.

# We're going on my spaceship.

# Headin' to the moon.

# You wanna go faster.

ALL: (SCREAM)

Hi!

Oh my god.

Hello!

Oh my gosh, she is so hot.
I know!

You guys look so good!

I'm Jess.

I'm Claudia, this is-
I'm Stella.

It's so nice to meet you.

Jess, was it?
Yeah, Jess, Stella?

Stella.
So good to finally meet you.

Nice to meet you. Claudia.
Claudia?

How are you?
I'm good man, how are you guys?

Yeah, good. We're just like...woah.

Like shaking nervous.
Yeah. Yeah.

Like oh, it's happening.

It's happening. (OVERLAPPING SPEECH)
I know.

So, what's your type?

My type? Oh.

I usually go for someone
that doesn't look like me.

So like...blonde hair, blue eyes.
Ohhh!

And I'm a bit of a nerd as well.

So I need a guy that's a nerd.

I like someone
who's got similar interests to me.

Hi, my name's Jessica.

I'm 25 and I'm from West Sydney.

# Took your A-game ,
if you step in my lane

# 'Cause this is my life.

I like to play video games
on weekends.

Call of duty.
I've got the headset on.

I'm in my room and it's on.

The enemy's coming from that way,

and I'm like what are you doing?
You gotta fall back.

# I don't need to fake it.

# The hat, the face and bracelet.

# I got it, gonna make it.

# I got it, gonna take it.

I can always tell when something's
up with a guy

'cause I'm 101 investigations.

My last relationship, he started
to be a bit secretive.

So when he was sleeping,
I went into his phone

and I saw him basically dm'ing
other girls.

If my boyfriend is ever
in your dm's, you can have him.

And I have a strict
no return policy.

# That shit crazy,
I ain't your maybe.

# Bat shit crazy,
you ain't gonna play me.

How can you cheat on me?
Like, have you seen me?

I'm the whole package, right.

I'm hot, I'm hot.
Fuck, what else?

Can't say I'm smart.
Not really that smart.

(EXCITING MUSIC)

What's your biggest ick?

Arrogance.

It's like, if a guy thinks
they're too good for you,

it's like, shut up.

Oh my god. I know.

How about you?

I could get the ick of someone
walking out of a car.

Wrong, you know?
Hmm.

Oh, OK. You know what I mean,
you know what I mean?

Butt crack shows or something
and you're like, yep.

Oh no, not the butt crack.
Never see you again.

So, like...

I've never seen a guy
that's done the butt crack.

When you see it, you can't unsee it.

And you're done with them.
I'm telling you.

Oh my gosh.

Whoo!

Where are all the boys?

# Get up, now dance if you want to.

# Get up, now shake if you want to.

# Get up, now dance if you want to.

# Get up, now shake if you want to.

ALL: Hi!

Hi, I'm Layla.

Layla, nice to meet you.

(SIGHS)

(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)

You're fine, you're fine.
Day one, going strong, I mean.

That will not air.

I hope it does, low key.

# Comin' in hot.

# Always on top.

I'm Layla. I'm 20. I'm from
Melbourne and I'm a dancer.

# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm very, very flirty.

I don't really have
a massive girl code.

I have my best interests at heart.

So I wouldn't get cut if you for it
and you push me back.

I'll just push you further.

# Make it go oh.

# Gonna make it go...

#..oh!

I feel in love
with my best friend's boyfriend.

I liked him first.

And she knew that.

# Just give up, surrender.

# 'Cause I bring the thunder.

I ended up losing my best friend.

It was definitely a shit show.

I know what I want.

They have to be honest, kind.

They have to be funny,
like to me at least.

# Gotta let it go, oh.

Banter, that's lowkey bullying.
Love it.

Just 'bully me a little'.

# Gonna make it go, oh. #

So, what are you guys into?

Not like, I mean like, sex stuff.

But I mean...
ALL: Yeah.

I mean boys. Let's start easy.

Yeah.

I like the dark, dark, I guess,
you know.

OK.

Brown eyes, brown hair. I don't
really go for blondes so much.

How about you?

OK, I'm like really big
on personality.

Yeah.
Do you know what I mean?

Someone who's like, my equal
and we can just...

Effortless.
You know, yeah.

Whoo!

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

Whoo!

(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)

ALL: Hi!
Oh my god.

(OVERLAPPING SCREAMS)

All: Hi, hello!

Holy shit we've made it.

(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)

Mwah, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Are you from England?
Yeah.

Nice to meet you.
I love your accent.

Oh, thank you. I love your swimsuit.

Thank you so much.

Oh my god, get my a glass of..
Yeah!

Yeah, medium champagne.

# I'm trouble.

# I'm trouble.

I'm Holly. I'm 25.

I live in Brisbane
but I'm originally from England.

# I'm a dangerous woman.

I'm a classic Pommy bird.

I love to go out,
have a bit of party.

Love to take the piss out of myself.

A bit of banter.

# Know my name.
# I'm a woman that can't be tamed.

Sometimes I can walk over men.

Not meaning too.

And then other times,
probably just deserve it.

# I'm a dangerous woman.

I'm a bit of a fuck girl
when it comes to boys.

You gotta try before you buy
at the end of the day.

Brisbane boys are like your kebab
meat at the end of a night out.

And I want my filet mignon,
top shelf kind've lad.

Chef's kiss.

How many relationships?
Zero.

Yeah same.

I'm a situationship girl favour.

All my exes have just been like,
skinny lanky little white boys.

Oh my god, same!

I think like 99 percent of the guys
I've gotten with

are all brunettes with blue eyes.

It's weird?
(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)

I know.

Athletes babe.

(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)

Footy players.

# Na, na, na, na, na.

# Na, na, na, na, na.

I'm Phoebe. I'm 22, from Bondi.

And I work in fashion.

# Let me shake it off.

I do have a little thing
for AFL boys.

I'm gonna say ten plus
that I have gotten with.

My mum's gonna have a heart attack.

(LAUGHS)

('BOSS' BY KRISSIE KARLSSON, KARL
KARLSSON & NICKI KARLSSON PLAYS)

# I'm strong, I'm confident.

Guys are so oblivious.

# Drop it.

All my friends like to do
little waves behind the bar.

No.

You could be waving at someone
behind them.

You're winking, you could have
something in your eye.

Go up to them. Life's too short.
Get it girl.

But, no more AFL players.
I'm banning myself.

Maybe a different sport.

ALL: Hey! Cheers ladies.

ALL: Whoo-hoo!

Love Island 2022 baby.

ALL: (CHEERING)

# You bring me...

VOICEOVER: Well,
it's not officially game on

until the queen B of Love Island
herself buzzes by.

She's our sizzling
sun-kissed senorita,

sent to spice up the summer.

Say it with me people,

let's bring on, the monk.

# It's in my soul.

# You give me feelings
that I've never known.

# I know together, we'll grow old.

# No time for foolin' round,
now take me home #

Oh my god!

Oh my god! She looks so good.

Shit!

MONK: Hola Senorita.

ALL: (SCREAMING)

Shut the fuck up.

(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)

Is it hot enough for you?

(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)

Well, it's about to get even hotter.

ALL: (CHEERFUL SCREAMS)

Wow! How big's this villa!

I got my Spanish steps in.

Yeah!

Pretty much.

OK.
Wow!

Well, hands up,
who's ready for love?

Me.
Me!

Hands up if you're ready for
the best experience

of your entire lives.
ALL: Oh yeah.

HOLLY: Who-hoo.

MONK: OK, girls.
Bad boys or good boys?

Good boys.
Bad boys.

Bad boys.

Oh you like a bad boy?

I don't want to like a bad boy,

but good guys give me the ick.

Oh, OK.

I know and I wanna change that
though.

I wanna un-ick myself,
if that's possible?

Now girls...

..you've all seen the show.
ALL: Yeah.

And you know what happens next,
right?

ALL: Yes.
You all line up,

the boys come out one by one.

And they pick one of you.
ALL: Yep.

Well, that's what we normally do.

ALL: Ohhhh!

Oh my god.

Well this year, we're doing things
a little bit differently.

(UPBEAT MUSIC)
ALL: OK.

Ladies,

what would you say if I offered you
a sneaky peak at the boys

and a chance to ask them
some questions?

(CHEERFUL SCREAMS) ALL: Yes!

Any picking?

ALL: Yes, yes.

That's only fair, isn't it?

ALL: Yes.

Wanna meet the first boy?
ALL: Yes.

Oh my god, stop.

This is Mitchell.

ALL: (SQUEAL)

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

ALL: Oh my god. (SQUEALING)

Oh my god, it's a boy.

# 'Cause I just wanna move.

I'm Mitchell. I'm 25-years-old.

I'm originally from New Zealand
and now I live in Sydney.

# I know you've heard it all before.

# But I can't find the floor.

Definitely looking for someone that
doesn't take life too seriously.

They just take the piss.

# You're welcome to decline.

# Since the minute that I seen you.

# Baby girl been on my mind.

If they're driven and smart

and nah- don't need that.

# I got this feeling on my sweet lap

I have been in love.

It was like nothing I've ever felt.

I was so in love with my high school
best friend.

But the only downside is,
she didn't love me back.

I would describe myself as a bit of
a fuck boy,

a nice fuck boy. The nicest fuckboy
in the world.

I never do anything maniuplatit...

Man-maniptiv-

manipulative.

I never do it on purpose.

I always fuck girls over
on accident.

Don't air that one.

# Sweet lap. #

Mitchell is from New Zealand.

Oh my god!
I wanted a Kiwi boy.

Have you been with a Kiwi?

I want a Kiwi!

You want a Kiwi?
I want a Kiwi.

That's handy.

MITCHELL: Where we goin'?
ALL: (LAUGH)

HOLLY: Oh he's got tattoos as well.

PHOEBE: I love Kiwi boys.

Oh, he's got a nice butt.
(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)

MITCHELL: How are we?
MONK: Hello Mitchell.

This a look?

ALL: Do a twirl.

(LAUGHS)

Oh, you're gorgeous.

ALL: Awhhh.

HOLLY: He's got nice teeth.

Nice smile.

Nice tatts. I like the tattoos.

PHOEBE: I wanna hear the accent
a little bit more.

MITCHELL: The accent?
I don't have an accent.

(CHEERFUL SCREAMS)

What accent?

Don't give me fluty flutters.

Australian,
what are you talking about.

MONK: Girls, who wants to ask
Mitchell a question?

Oh!

One at a time.

I'll go.
Yep.

What's your immediate type,
like looks wise?

I would say, my history's blonde.

Oh... Damn it.

But, if I was to describe my type

it would be dark hair, light eyes,
tan. You guys are all tan.

HOLLY: What's like,
your major red flag?

That would like switch you off?

Do you have an accent too?
I sure do.

You weren't the only one
with an accent babes.

I think just rude.

Like, if I'm out at dinner
with someone

and they don't thank the waitress
or waiter,

that's a big red flag.
Yeah.

Yeah, honestly, or like, someone who
doesn't get along with

my family or friends.

They're my family and friends for
a reason and I love them,

Oh my god, he's ticking
all the right boxes.

So, if they don't get along with
them, it's a no from me.

MONK: Mitchell, there's a lot of
nodding going on.

STELLA: That was really sweet.

# Touch me, touch me.

OK Mitchell, we're gonna let you off
the hook now.

You will get to couple up with one
of these amazing girls soon.

MITCHELL: Set.
But for now,

why don't you grab a seat
on the day bed

and crack yourself a beer.

Amazing.

(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)

Sweet.

Oh my gosh.
Cheers.

Sit back and relax.

Amazing. I get to watch.

I was shitting myself going first.

LAYLA: This is gonna be hard.

I'm also an impulse buyer.

HOLLY: I'm not an impulse buyer,
I'm a serial sampler.

Oh! Oh my god.

VOICEOVER: Coming up.
Our handsome hunks hit the villa.

PHOEBE: I literally have like,
tingles.

(LAUGH)

And Sophie...

MONK: There's many surprises coming
your way in the Love Island villa.

..drops a bomb.

JESS: I knew it.

HOLLY: Oh shit.

(THEME MUSIC)

# How will I know
if she really loves me?

VOICEOVER: In a series first,

the girls are getting a sneak
preview of all the boys

before they couple up.

Mitchell was up first
and was so impressive

that the girls aren't interested
in meeting any other boys...

(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)
..I think.

Soph, can you confirm?

MONK: OK, girls.

Who wants to meet another boy?
ALL: Yes!

ALL: Whoo!

This is Andre.

ALL: Ooh!

JESS: Rrrr.

# No need to worry.

# Worry.

PHOEBE: Ohhh.

LAYLA: OK, hi, hello.

HOLLY: OK, alright.

# Ye-ahhh.

I'm Andre. I'm 24. I'm from Perth
and I'm a psychology graduate.

('KEEP RUNNING' BY LHITNEY PLAYS)

I feel like my psychology degree has
definitely given me the tools

to be able to read women.

They shuffle closer to you
so they can get that eye contact.

I definitely know
when a girl's into me or not.

# Ooo-ooh.

Looks wise, I rate myself
8.73 recurring.

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

One night I was out,

I was making eye contact with a girl

and I thought, you know, I want in.

She come up to me and just wanted
to tell me I look like Pocahontas.

I went and googled who Pocahontas
was, she's so hot,

are you serious?

If I was a dude,
I'd be chasing Pocahontas.

(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)

How we going?

ALL: Good, how are you?

HOLLY: Oh my god, he is cute too.

Excited to get in here
and finally meet everyone.

You all look very nice by the way.

ALL: Thank you.
Straight up.

MONK: Who's got a question
for Andre?

HOLLY: I've got one.

So, if you were gonna really
impress a girl,

what would you do on the first date
with her?

I already have a date lined up
that I take.

Only girlfriend material.
ALL: Awhh!

So to win it on, starts with dinner,

we used to used to play
at a footy club week

and go up the scoreboard, climb
and overlook Freemantle.

Which is a city in Perth.

Have dinner overlooking Freo,

nice beach, nice lights.

Nice scenery.

And yeah, that's a date.

(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)

Cute! I like that.

MONK: As you've probably realised,

we're doing things a little bit
differently this year.

Yeah.

You will get to couple up
with one of these girls soon.

Sounds good.

But for now,

just go chill next to Mitchell
on the day bed.

Here you go brother.
Thanks for having me, cheers.

Thank you. Nice to meet you bro.
Nice to meet you bro.

OK, girls, are we happy
with the first two boys?

ALL: Yeah.

You wanna meet another one,
don't you?

ALL: Yes!
(LAUGHTER)

OK well, this is Conor.

Whoo!

Ooh! I just saw a big tattoo.

He's hot. Like he would
throw you around. Sorry.

I'm Conor. I'm 26.
I'm from Maroubra.

And I'm a real estate agent.

# Oh, I'mma light it up
so watch me now. #

If I had to describe myself
in property terms,

I'm a five bedroom waterfront,

north-facing property
in the heart of Sydney.

# I got the golden touch. #

Being a real estate agent
is very similar to dating.

You're always selling yourself.

It's called prospecting.

I'm pretty good at it.

# I've got the golden touch. #

When I walk into a room
the heads turn.

Look at me.

I don't compete with other people

'cause there's
no competition with me.

I do like smaller women.

They have to be ambitious.

Obviously someone good-looking.

I'm an arse man as well.

I think I would stay in the Villa.
I always win the game.

GIRL: Hey!
(LAUGHS)

Hello.

Welcome to Love Island, Conor.

Thank you very much.
How are we all? Good?

ALL: Yeah, good.

Do you like the view?
And I'm not talking about Spain.

The girls here? Yeah, they're
pretty good to be honest.

I'm pretty happy with it, yeah.

He looks like my kind of red flag.

He looks very mischievous.

Are real estate agents mischievous?

I think they are.

Because the know how to sell stuff.
OK.

So, very smooth talkers.

Girls, who wants to ask Conor
a question?

I've got one.
I knew you'd have one.

(LAUGHTER)

Have you ever asked for a girl's
number while you're on the job?

Like, if a girl comes in?
Yep.

You have?
Yeah, definitely.

OK.
Thank you, Conor.

Go grab a beer and say hello.

You're the boys.
What up, brother.

How are you?
I'm good, boys.

How you going? Nice to meet you.

Here you go, mate.
Cheers.

Grab a seat.
Thank you, girls.

Who's next?

Boy number four is Jordan.

Oh. He's got a mullet of course.

Oh, my gosh.
(LAUGHTER)

And he is in speedos!

Budgies and a mullet, of course.
Look at him go.

Hi.

He's actually a classic tradie boy.

How are you going, Jordan?
Good. Pumped.

Hey, I'm Jordan. I'm 25 years old.
And I'm a sparky.

# I'm gonna break these chains

# I'm gonna break

# Break loose... #

Tradies always get the ladies.

Every girl loves a guy that's
good with their hands

and they can perform inside
and outside...

the house.

Dream Love Island date for me
would be overlooking the water,

nice sunset, and a hot sheila.

We'd get 'tapases'.

Is that the small meals you get
when you go out?

In the Villa I'll be chasing tail
no matter what.

With the girls, as soon as I get my
cheekiness going, they're laughing.

Next minute they're naked.

Love the budgies.
Thank you.

Oh, they're eggplants on them,
I just realised.

Perfect.

He seems like he's got
good humour and I like that.

Yeah.
I like good humour.

Yeah.

Don't like the mullet.
No.

But he can chop that off.
Can you?

But it also says a lot about him,
do you know what I mean?

(LAUGHTER)

So Jordan, you haven't
said anything yet

but you've already made
an impression.

Yeah, I know. Keen.

What do you think?
Don't have many words, to be honest.

Pretty stunned.

Keen to, yeah, get to know 'em
and see what happens.

Is that a crystal on your necklace?

Yeah, it is. It's calming energy.

ALL: Aw!

That's really good.
That's a tick. Massive tick.

Yes!

Can I just ask you,
would you lose the mullet for love?

Oh, it's a tough one.
(LAUGHTER)

Oh, I thought it'd be easy.

Look at the end of the day,
it's just a haircut, it grows back.

I'm pretty flexible with that stuff.

Good answer.

So, you don't like it?

No comment.
(LAUGHTER)

OK, Jordan,
just relax with the boys.

Sit over on the other day bed
and crack a beer.

Awesome, sweet. Thanks for that.

Cheers.

Nice to meet you, brother.

How are you going?
Yeah, good.

Oh, what a time to be alive, eh?
It's good to be alive.

I really hope there's an Aquaman
or something coming.

An Aquaman?
Yeah.

Oh, Jason Momoa?
Like a Jason Momoa coming.

Hands up, girls,
if you wanna meet boy number five.

(CHEERING)

This is Austen.

# All my life I've been
waiting for you... #

Guys, is this our long-haired
feature guy?

Oh, he's really cute.

# All my life
I've been waiting for you... #

I'm Austen.
I'm 22 and I'm from Western Sydney.

# All my life
I've been waiting for you... #

Being Chilean, I'm soccer mad.

(UP-BEAT CHILIAN MUSIC)

It runs through our blood.

I'm playing
for Australian Premier League

so my dream is obviously to
make the A-League.

Nobody knows how to move like
a football boy, I'm telling you.

('LIKE I LOVE YOU'
BY NATHALIE MAC PLAYS)

I'm a sucker for romance.
I love romantic movies.

If you don't cry in 'The Notebook'

there is something
very wrong with you.

I love to listen.

If she tells me,
"I like this coffee,"

I'll go pick her up for
our morning walk with that coffee.

('LIKE I LOVE YOU' CONTINUES)

I do live at home with my parents

so it is hard trying to
get the deed in.

When I do, it is in my car.

I'm six foot four and let's just
say, I'm a bit too big for my car.

# Baby, you've got me going
so crazy, hey! #

How are we?

Oh, my god! OK.
You're falling on me.

Oh OK, yeah, he's cute.
Oh, shit.

What the fuck!
Did I not just say Jason Momoa?

Oh, he has a nice face.

Welcome, Austen.
How are you feeling?

Pretty excited.

It is overwhelming,
The place, oh, it's beautiful.

I literally can't look at him.

He's stunning.
You nearly fell over.

I think I fell in love.

You got better comments
than I did.

Who likes long hair?
I do now.

He's like a goddess.
I'm getting a goddess vibe.

Yep.

Stop.

Are you close with your family?

Very. I'm very family orientated.

I have a sister and a brother,
both my best friends. I love them.

Very close with my mum, my dad.

So I'm very, very family orientated.

OK, good. That's really...
Yeah, good.

I'm just gonna ask, are you...

Have you ever cheated before?

Never. I don't really condone
cheating or anything like that.

Like, if one of my friends
had cheated

I would say, listen, you've got five
days to tell your significant other.

Only because I
wouldn't want that to be me.

Sounds like the perfect answer.

Thank you.

I like him a lot.
I like him a lot.

OK, Austen, you're going to be able
to couple up

with one of these gorgeous girls
very, very soon.

Yes.

But right now, just chill with
the boys and grab a beer.

Easy. Thank you.

Austen. Nice to meet you.

Like your stache.
Your stache is mad.

Representing.
That's it, boy.

OK, girls.

There's many surprises coming
your way in the Love Island Villa.

And here is the first one.

GIRL: Oh, no.

Austen was the last boy
you're going to meet today.

I knew it.
What?

Oh, shit.

Which, if you're good at maths,
unlike myself,

means you've just realised
there's five of them...

and six of you.

Remember, it's never good to be
single in the Love Island Villa.

And now I've dropped that bomb,
it's time to couple up.

Come on.

(EXHALES)

No!

Who are we rolling with?

I'm sweating bullets.

Don't know. I like the yellow.

So much.

OK, boys, you've had plenty of time
to check out your options

and now it's time to pick a girl.

Girls, you've had a sneak peak
of the boys.

All you have to do,

when you see one you're
interested in, is step forward.

OK, Mitchell, you're up first.
Come on down.

(EXHALES)

So Mitchell,
here's a name check for you.

Yeah.

It's Claudia,

Stella,

Jessica,

Layla,

Holly,

and Phoebe.

Got it.

Now, before you pick,

I'm going to give you a helping hand
in making your decision.

Girls, if Mitchell is someone
you'd like to couple up with,

take one step forward...now.

('NEW NEW' BY PSM PLAYS)

# I'm gonna find someone new... #

SOPHIE: Ooh!
MITCHELL: Amazing.

Stella and Phoebe.
Cool. Like that.

# I'm gonna find someone new... #

Stella, why did you step forward?

You know, I was looking around.

I thought you had a nice smile
so I just, I dunno, I like that.

Thank you.

Phoebe?

Ah, I dunno, he caught
my eye straight away.

I feel like they're something like,
cheeky but also genuine about him

and he's a Kiwi boy
so that's a plus.

(CHUCKLES)

Two girls stepped forward. Confused?

Confused at why they didn't
all step forward?

No, confused about your choice.

No.
You solid?

I've got mine. I pretty much knew
as soon as I walked in.

Is that right?
Yeah.

The choice is yours. You can choose
any of the six girls.

Who would you like to
couple up with?

I would like to couple up with...

Phoebe.
Ooh!

Phoebe. You're like the cat
that got the cream.

(LAUGHS)
I know!

OK, Mitchell, go and join Phoebe.

Hey.
Come here.

(LAUGHTER)

How are you?
Good.

That's cute.

Love Island has its first couple,
Phoebe and Mitchell.

# I'm gonna find someone new. #

OK, Andre, you're up.

Good luck, brosie.
Cheers, bro.

('PARTY ELITE' BY RICHARDSON,
MURRILL, FORD & COCOZZA PLAYS)

How are you feeling?
Yeah, good.

What's going through your head?
Just a lot of beautiful girls.

So it's a hard decision?
Yeah, a little bit.

Yeah, definitely.

Girls, if Andre floats your boat,
take one step forward...now.

('PARTY ELITE' CONTINUES)

Ooh, Jessica.

Yeah.
Tell us why you stepped forward.

I'm really big on vibes and I just

feel like he just came in
and brought it.

He seems really genuine, sweet,
and obviously he's good-looking.

Yeah.

Andre, The decision is yours.
Yep.

Who would you like to
couple-up with?

I dunno. The girl who took my eye
straight away was Claudia.

I'll give Claudia a crack, yeah.
Oh, OK.

How romantic.
Thanks.

I'm glad, actually.

But Claudia, you didn't
step forward. Why not?

Yeah.
I dunno.

Literally, like,
it's nothing against you.

I'm just, I think, maybe nervous.
That's alright.

You can step forward now
if you want.

And Jessica, how are you feeling?

Oh, no, I'm alright.

You're fine.
Yeah, I'm alright.

Andre, you can go and join Claudia.
Cheers.

Ladies. How are we going?

How you doing? How are you going?
Hey, how are you?

Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.

Sorry to throw you on the spot
like that.

No, it's fine.

Love Island's second couple
is Claudia and Andre.

Conor, come over here.

Here we go.

How are you feeling?
Very good.

Yeah?
Yeah, very good.

Have you got your eye on one girl?
Yeah, I do.

Yeah, you do.
Oh, you seem confident about that.

I do, yeah.

If you like the look of Conor,
take one step forward...now.

Ooh, two girls. Holly and Jessica.

Holly, why did you step forward?

I thought he had good eye contact

and he just seemed like,
a little bit mysterious.

And Jessica?

You seem really cheeky which is good
'cause I like to have a laugh.

I also like that
you're in real estate

'cause I'm really into property.

OK.
OK.

So Conor, remember,
the choice is yours.

You can choose any of the six girls,
even if they're already coupled up.

OK.

So Conor, who would you like to
couple-up with?

I'm gonna pick Layla.

Oh, OK.

Layla, how are you feeling?
Flattered?

Yeah, a little bit.

That's nice. Thanks.
Yeah.

Why didn't you step forward?
Yeah, why didn't you step forward?

I don't know. I'm just maybe keeping
my cards close to my chest, I think.

I like a challenge.

The fact that she didn't
step forward was even better.

Oh, really?
Playing hard to get.

Yeah.
Yeah.

Yeah, that's what I was going for,
guys. Yeah.

OK. Conor, you can go
and join Layla.

Thank you.

Hello, everybody.
Hi, how are you?

Good. Yourself?
Mwah. Good, thanks.

OK, Love Island has its third
couple. It's a Layla and Conor.

OK, Jordan, up here.

Let's go.

How are you feeling? Confident?
Yeah, I hope so. Yeah.

Well, with those pants on,
you should feel comfortable.

Yeah, I know.
Yeah. Confident.

Definitely.
Oh, they're just so beautiful.

Yeah, they are.
They're lovely girls.

Unfortunately you can only pick one.

But I'll help you out.
Alright. Sweet.

Girls, even if you're in a couple,

and you like the look of Jordan,
please step forward...now.

(BIRDS CHIRP)

Now.

Oh, that's OK.
The mullet.

That's OK.
I'll step forward.

It's no mullet fans, is it?

Must be.
I like the mullet.

Oh, he likes the mullet.
There you go. You can step forward.

It's only early days, isn't it?
Exactly right.

And do you know what the good news
is?

What?
You get to pick.

Sweet.

You can steal one of the girls
or choose one of the single girls.

Who would you like to
couple-up with?

I think I'd like to
couple-up with...

Claudia.

('DEJA VU' BY RICHARDSON, MURRILL,
FORD & COCOZZA PLAYS)

Just because she's
drop-dead gorgeous.

Claudia, how are you feeling?
Are you sure?

Because I'm the one who said
something about your mullet.

I'm so sorry.
It'll grow on you.

Nothing a pair of scissors
can't fix anyway, right?

Yeah, I'll have to watch her
at bedtime.

Yeah.
(LAUGHTER)

Andre?
Yes?

Unfortunately your girl's
been stolen.

Yeah, I gather that. Can I share?
(LAUGHTER)

See the seats
just next to you?

That's the subs bench.
Off you go, sir.

That's life.

And Claudia,
here comes your new man.

(INDISTINCT SPEECH)
No, you're right, bro.

How are you?
How are you?

Good. How are you?

Love Island has a new couple.

It's Claudia and Jordan.

OK, Austen, you're up.
Welcome to the hotspot.

Yes.

You are in prime position here.
I am.

You're the last boy to pick

and that means you have the choice
of any girl.

And you know that they cannot be
stolen from you.

Girls, if you like the look of
Austen, take one step forward...now.

(EXPECTANT MUSIC)

It's a cavalry charge.
Mmm.

Ooh, you got three!

Stella, why did you step forward?
There's one boy left.

You've got to shoot your shot.

I like your vibe.

I liked all your answers to the
questions so that was a good plus.

Thank you.

And Holly, what was it for you?

I don't know, there seems something
like, really sweet about him.

Thank you.

Layla, why did you step forward?

I just really liked his energy
when he came in and his honesty.

And he sort of babbled a little bit
which was really cute. So, yeah.

And Conor, how do you feel?

The girl you've coupled-up with
has stepped forward.

I don't mind. It's all good.
You don't mind?

There's plenty of options here.

OK.

Austen, you can choose
anybody you like.

It can be one of the girls
that are single,

it could be one of the girls
that are coupled-up, it's up to you.

I would like to couple up with...

Layla.

Oh, OK.

Sorry.
That's alright.

Sorry, Conor.
CONOR: That's alright, bro.

The good news for you is

you can go and chill
on the subs bench with Andre.

Off you go.

Hey, bro.
How you doin', bro?

I knew that too.

Love Island has another new couple.

It's Layla and Austen.

Andre and Conor, can you please
come and join me.

VOICE-OVER: Having had
their girls stolen,

Conor and Andre have been sent
to the subs bench.

But Super F Sophie is about to
give them a free kick

with the three single girls.

Can the three single girls
please step forward.

Andre, for the second time,

would you like to couple-up with
Stella,

Jessica,

or Holly?

I'll go Stella.

That's nice.

That is nice, isn't it?
Yeah. She sounds excited.

OK, Andre, go and join Stella.
Cheers.

Hey, how are you going?
Hello. Well, thanks.

You look nice.

We have our next new couple,

Stella and Andre.

Conor, you have the choice between

the gorgeous Jessica

and the gorgeous Holly.

Who would you like to
couple-up with?

I'll couple-up with Jessica.

Jessica, are you flattered?

I'm second option but it's all good.
No hard feelings.

Well, you're with me now so...
(LAUGHTER)

Like it or not, here he comes.
(LAUGHTER)

How are we?
How are you?

Good.
I'm just joking, by the way.

That is five couples
officially locked in:

And our single girl Holly.

In your couples,
you will live together,

take part in challenges together,

and you'll share a bed together.

The biggest prize on offer is love

but the couple Australia like the
most will also take home $50,000.

Ooh!

Now Holly...
Yeah?

You've been left single...
Yeah.

At least for now.

How are you feeling?

Not too bad, to be honest.

Because like, it's the first day,

and I'm still open to
getting to know everyone

and seeing who walks in the door
as well.

Good girl.

I do have to warn you though,

you know it's never good
being single in the Villa.

So get cracking on, won't you?
Yep. Sure will.

She will.

OK, I'm going to leave all you guys
to get to know each other.

See you soon.
ALL: Thank you.

Fuck! They've started already.

VOICE-OVER: Conor makes
quite the first impression.

And later...

(TEXT MESSAGE ALERT)

A text sends the Villa
into a tailspin.

What the fuck?

# Hey, bring back those summer vibes

# In together for good times

# Leave your troubles all behind

# 'Cause it's
a another summertime. #

VOICE-OVER: So, with the first
coupling-up done and dusted,

it's time for our happy horde of
hunks and hotties to hit the house.

Fine, fine. Villa.
I was on an H roll.

Which way do I go, guys?

Right, right, right.

(GIRLS SQUEAL)

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, it's nice.

BOY: Oh, here's the bedroom.

This is where the magic happens.

(LAUGHTER)

LAYLA: It's gonna be weird
at night time 'cause like,

if someone does like, naughty stuff.

But I mean, it's pretty cool.

BOY: The kitchen's outside.
That's a bit rare.

Oh, yes that's the shit!

Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my god!

The balcony's sick.
The view's sick.

Our yeah, snack drawer.

(CHEERFUL SCREAMS)

Is this a dressing room?

Oh my gosh.

Oh my god guys, what the?
(CHEERFUL SCREAMS)

(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)

Look at the spa!

Oh my god.

(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)
That's really cute.

Yeah, I'm not complaining.

Trust me, this is perfect.

VOICEOVER: With the tour done,

our couples break away
for some alone time.

Phoebe got super excited

when her boy Mitchell revealed
he was a Kiwi.

So,
she's either run out of questions,

or has a terrible memory.

PHOEBE: Where did you come from?
MITCHELL: New Zealand.

Everyone always tells me
to stay away from Kiwi boys.

Really, why? What are we like?

Yeah, all my New Zealand friends
have said -

all of them said to me

"if you ever go
to New Zealand Phoebe,

you're gonna fall in love. Do not
fall in love with a Kiwi boy."

We're not that bad.

So weird, because the other day,
I was like,

" I really want a Kiwi boy".

And then, it's like the Love Island
gods answered my prayers.

And then just delivered me one.

How do you spell my name?

F..

P-H-E-. No,
I don't know how to spell Phoebe.

That's OK, because everyone always
spells it wrong.

But, it's o before the e.

O before the e.

Just remember that.

Don't even know
what comes after the e.

What is that?
Is that an l?

It's a p.
What's that? Another p.

It's a (MUMBLES).

Why the fuck would it say,
Phlea.

VOICEOVER: Earlier,

Austen stole Layla from right under
Conor's nose.

And is now hoping to sweep her
right off her own feet.

AUSTEN: What do you do?

LAYLA: I'm a dancer and-
Bullshit!

What do you dance?

I don't know, like, how much dancing
do you even know?

I know a lot, I used to dance.
Oh really?

Yeah. Swear to god.
Bullshit!

Things are just lining up...

..really weirdly and really easily.

What did you do?

So, I used to do.
So I started off with jazz.

Yep.

And then I did, I did like two years
in jazz,

Hmm.
Three years in hip-hop.

And then after,
this is embarrassing.

But after,
Yeah.

I-I used to dance, I used to work as
a kind of back up dancer type

for a Michael Jackson impersonator.

Aww, that is so sweet.
Stuff like that, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I love that.

So... Layla is super cool.

I love a girl that can hold
a conversation

and can have a good chat.

I like you, hey.

It's-it's been so long since
I've had a proper conversation

with a girl that like, can talk.

I don't usually feel like,
this giddy in front of a guy,

and I haven't for a really long
time.

My face...

..I've been smiling, it's so bad.

What if stuff turns to shit?

I'm scared.

Awh.

Shit.

VOICEOVER: While Austen woe's Layla
with his love of dance,

Conor is about to drop a line

that works far better
on a reality dating show

than at a job interview.

Trust me.

CONOR: You're here to fuck.
JESS: Am I?

Yeah, yeah, you are.
Yeah, why?

I don't know, you just are.
What's your background?

So I'm half Italian.
Yeah?

Yeah.
And?

Half Filipino.

Filipino?
Yeah.

I got German in me.

You do, you look it, the eyes.
A little bit.

Brothers and sisters?

VOICEOVER: Heh?

Us two? Brothers and sisters?

No, have you got brothers
and sisters?

Ahhh!

Ohhh!
Come here.

That just proves
we're not brothers and sisters.

Ew!

(MUMBLES)

You know what?
It was a bit of a shock.

I didn't think
he was going to make a move

so soon.

We're half way through
a conversation,

getting to know each other

and he just went straight in
for a kiss.

Wouldn't say it's a red flag.

I reckon that's a pink flag.

That's a weird thing to do,

after saying brothers and sisters,
hey?

Oh, well, you proved it.

Do you have any brothers
and sisters?

I do.

AUSTEN: A lot of kissing
going there.

LAYLA: Aw, cute.
(UPBEAT MUSIC)

Fuck, they're starting already.

Boys? Oo, fuck, OK.

OK, OK.
They're quick.

I'm not that quick.
No, neither.

Nah, nah, nah.

I take my time.
Mmm, same.

(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)

Only here for a short time,
not a long time.

Damn.

Here for a good time,
not a long time.

So, I'm first.
Yep. Mhm, yeah, you're first.

I'm first?
Yeah, promise.

Come here.

Well, I'm happy I picked you.

He did tell me
that you're my first choice, anyway.

But I reckon,
that's straight bullshit.

I reckon he did to get a little kiss

and he- it worked.

What are you smiling at?

I can tell you're flustered.

I can tell you're flustered.
What do you mean?

No.
What's flustered?

Like, like..(WHISPERS) You wanna
do more than just kiss.

Oh yeah, is that flustered?
Yeah.

I thought flustered was like
nervous, like...

Ohh.
Are you sure it's the right word?

It is not.
Horny?

Yeah, maybe that.

Straight up.
Yeah, maybe it's just horny.

VOICEOVER: (LAUGHS)
It's fun for all the family.

Stella, Andre.
Let's keep it clean guys, OK?

STELLA: How old are you?
ANDRE: 24.

24. Oh, I'm 24 too.

Nice.

Wait, are you 25 this year or 24?
Next year.

Oh, OK. I'm older than you.

So, 25?
Yeah.

Half way to 50.

But everyone's- I don't know...
Shut up!

Getting old, getting old.

I think every guy likes MILFs,
surely?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.
Even girls like MILFS.

I like MILFs.
Oh you like MILFs?

Well, I just respect a MILF.

Which way are you swinging?

No.

I respect all MILFs, STILFs, GILFs.

Yeah, 100 percent. GILFs?

Yeah, grandma.

I think Stella and I
are getting along well.

Grandma?

Might be a bit of a flame there,
so to speak.

What grandma's you got in Brisbane?

I need to come visit Brisbane.

VOICEOVER: Claudia's mullet man,
is an NBA superstar.

That's National Barbers Association,

with lucrative endorsements
on his custom scissors,

the nice hair Jordans.

I wouldn't say Jordan is my,
you know,

type I usually go for.

But, in saying that,

I'm here to try new things.

Your mullet,
how long have you had it?

JORDAN: Like a year and a half.

I think I started a trend.

I swear to god,

every fucking mullet guy says that.

So (MUMBLES). Nah,
it does look good on you though.

Thank you.

It is like, you know,
it's warming up to me.

It is?
Yep.

The mullet... can stay...

..because it's growing on me.

But, I think it's the person
that matches the mullet

that makes the mullet what it is.

So, I'm saying it can stay for now.

Until it pisses me off.

That was nice you picking me.

Thank you.

Were you happy or not really?
Mhm.

I was happy.

Do you think I'm genuine?

Genuine.
I think you are.

(BIRDS CHIRPING)
Yeah, I am.

I think you are, I hope you are.

So I'm coupled up with Claudia.

Great girl, rippin' chick.

Keen to get to know her more

'cause it's obviously too early days
at the minute.

But yeah, she seems real genuine

and yeah, we'll just see where
it goes really.

(SOFT MUSIC)

VOICEOVER: It's day one and Holly
is the only single girl

in the villa.

And she's taking it well...ish.

Well-ish.

Off to a good start.

(DISAPPOINTING SOFT MUSIC)

It doesn't feel great
being the single girl.

But, I'm gonna think of it as like
more of like a-a positive

than a negative at the moment.

So I get like the pick of the bunch.

One that has kind of caught my eye

is Jordan, actually.

He just seems so sweet.

Be quite keen to explore that there.

VOICEOVER: Looks like Jordan
is fast becoming hot property.

Moral of the story,

don't judge a mullet by
its budgy-smugglers.

JESS: How was your chat with Jordan?

CLAUDIA: Aw, he's so beautiful.
Is he?

Bless him, yeah, he's so sweet.

He seems nice.

HOLLY: Yeah, he seems like he's got
a heart of gold, doesn't he?

I judge the budgy-smugglers.

Yeah, I judged.
Aww.

He's so sweet.

As soon as he came forward,
I'm not gonna lie,

I was like "god his face is actually
really attractive."

And you know what, up close,
He's gorgeous.

His eyes, absolutely gorgeous.
Yeah he is.

Yeah.

He's one that you'd take home
to your mum, definitely.

Yeah, he is very sweet.
How was your chat?

I think I saw something!

Yeah I did.
Seriously?

I did.

So what, can you explain?

He's a real good fucken kisser, hey.
Did you kiss him?

I did.
(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)

I don't give a fuck,
I was like I have to kiss him.

Do whatever you want.
Fucken hell.

So, wait, hold on,

what happened?

What?
For that to happen.

So, we were just sort of
like talking.

And he was just like saying
all this shit.

Whether he means it or not,
I don't know.

I wouldn't trust that.
I'm just gonna fill this up.

And then...yeah.

I mean, you're a gorgeous girl
but also just... Stunning.

I think he's full of shit.
He seems like he's full of shit.

I think don't trust him too soon.

Yeah.
I'll let it naturally progress,

but, I know exactly
where it's going to head

and...
And you don't want that?

Yeah, I- yeah, I...
Yeah.

..I just have a feeling.
I just have a bad feeling.

Just get red flag vibes.

Honestly,
Conor's a really good kisser.

But, it seemed like he just wanted
to kiss me to get the job done.

Like, I'm telling myself,
Conor's not a fuck boy,

Conor's not a fuck boy,
Conor's not a fuck boy.

But in the back of my mind,

I have like this little voice.

And the little voice is like,

he's a fuck boy.

(THEME MUSIC)

('LIGHT IT UP' BY THEO CHINARA
PLAYS)

# Light it up, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.

# You light it. #

VOICEOVER: Irish like Guinness,
Aussies like barbeque,

Americans like stormin' the capital.

We all have our thing.

So Claudia should hand in
her Italian roots card stat

because this is wrong.

CLAUDIA: I don't like pizza.

JORDAN: What?!

Italian girl
that doesn't like pizza.

Yeah and yeah.

I don't like pizza, olive oil
or yeah.

Italian.

Are you a good cook?

How do I put this?

I can cook.

I just don't like to.

Really?

Shut up! Shut the fuck up.

Are you serious?

You're actually a good cook?
Yeah.

Like chef like cook?
Yeah.

So, you can just get ingredients
and be like bam, bam, bam,

I'm good.

Really?
Yeah.

Would you cook me something here?
Mhm.

Really?
If you're lucky.

A hundred percent. OK, good.

That's kill.

If you play your cards right.

True.

Fuck off.

VOICEOVER: Stella is couple'd up
with partner by default Andre

and Holly is couple'd with her
crushing loneliness.

So naturally,
they're exploring options.

HOLLY: So, who,
like who did you like the look of

when they first walked in?

STELLA: Conor.
Yeah me too.

Yeah.

I also think, this is so random,

but, when we were all
just like sitting down,

and like Jordan was there.

I was like you're kind cute!

He's a dark horse that one.
Yeah.

He's that cute, I forgot about
the mullet straight away.

Yeah.
And looked at his eyes, his face

and I was like, fuck you're hot.
Yes!

But would like to know
if he's actually like open.

One of the main things that I'm
looking for is like the fun.

The fun.
Yeah, like the fun.

And the funniness, like...
Yeah.

I think attraction
could build from humour as well.

I totally agree.

I'm already quite shocked,
to be honest.

Like, how like cheeky
and smiley he is.

So, we'll see.

And like, I feel like attraction
just...

..like yeah.
It's not just like the first look.

It's like the deeper dive.

Yeah, yeah it is. The deeper dive,
I like that, yeah.

Just gotta dive in head first.
I know.

And hopefully don't drown.

# I can feel the beat in my bod-y.

VOICEOVER: Flex.

Love.

Snot.

Water.

And pose.

# I can feel the weight
of our should-er.

Oh!

# I can feel myself start to fly.

What are we wearing tonight lads?

First night you have to make
a good impression.

We'll dress up.

I don't know
what's gonna happen next.

And you know what, I hope
something's gonna happen tonight.

I should say that.

How long did it take you to grow
your hair like that?

Two years? Fuck, seems like
a lot longer than two years.

Look like fucken Jesus.

VOICEOVER: The party's barely
started

and one islanders already got
a mount full of balls.

# Unstoppable.

Furr-balls! It's a family show,
come on.

OK girls, give it up for licking
your own junk.

ALL: Whoooo!

Oh this way, this way!

Oh my god.

(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)

Is it real?

Who's gonna do a toast?

JORDAN: Cheers to Love Island.

For new connections, for hot babes,
hot boys.

And yeah. Love Island 2022.

ALL: Whooo!

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

JESS: Do you guys wanna play a game?
Yeah, I love games.

Do you wanna play a game?
Yeah, I love games.

Do you wanna play truth or dare?

Yeah! Why not?
Yeah.

Oh, yeah!

VOICEOVER: It's the villa's first
game of truth or dare

with a radical twist.

There's no truth

and every dare involves snogging.

Just how we play it
at my family reunions.

Layla.
Yeah.

I dare you
to go sit on your mans lap

and give him a big smoochy-smooch.

ALL: Awwww.

On his lap please.

I'm gonna put my drink down.

ALL: Cheers.

Oh god, now we're getting.

Welcome to Love Island.

ALL: (CHEERING)

(HAPPY MUSIC)

The kiss with Layla was very good.

Chef kisses, it's beautiful,
it's what I'm looking for.

(EXCITING SCREAMS)

That is cool, go for it.

Bloody hell.

OK.

Let's go.

It was a good kiss.

Definitely chemistry.

Yeah, I could've kissed him
a little longer

but I was tryna hold out
a little bit.

Holly.

Kiss the two people
you fancy the most.

(SCREAMS)

OK.

JESS: Oh my god, I love it.

Hmmm.

Yeah, you gotta do it.
Go on.

OK.

Yeww!

Mullet moustache,
that is my first look I'd go for.

But he kinda like,
he does rock it a little bit.

Suspenseful.

ALL: Ohhh!

Shit.

Got me hard.

Oh my god.

I was expecting. I usually do expect
and I usually get.

It was definitely a tease.

It worked well.

'Cause I actually lent in.

OK Stella.

Kiss the Islander
that you fancy the most.

Ooo.

HOLLY: Yeah go for it.
Don't worry about steppin' on toes

there's no toes just yet.

(SIGHS) I'm nervous.
ALL: (LAUGHS)

I'm gonna kiss Jordan.

ALL: Oh!
Hey!

(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)

(MUMBLES) A fucken competition.

Everyone.
They're fucken loving the mullet.

JORDAN: Why did no one step forward?

Fucken hell.

I'm not gonna lie.

It's a good feeling from having
no one step forward

to having a few girls
give you a kiss, so...

I'd be lying of I said that
it didn't pump my tyres up a bit.

Conor. Kiss your favourite Islander.

Oohh...

(SIGHS)

(LOW SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

Oo-ooh.

Oohh.

Whoo.

I didn't see that coming.

(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)

Wow, OK, cool.

Bam.

I feel like it struck a nerve
a little bit

because Conor was my first option.

I'm clearly not his.

So...yeah.

That was a bit shit.

# I don't even know you.

# But I get the feeling
that I want you.

No, it's not funny.

Oh really, am I in trouble?

Throughout the day,

I felt like I sensed, sort of like,
pink flags in Conor.

And then he kissed Claudia

and then, I was just like yeah.

Red flags.

I just thought I'll take you away
from the rest of the group.

Mhm.

'Cause what you did
in the truth or dare

it's day one,

we're not married or anything,

but like, I'm actually here
to find someone.

OK.

And like,
I genuinely wanna find a connection

and take that on the outside.

So...

You want me to be on
the same level as you?

No, no, no.

Like if your that's fine.

You know you're fucking cute,
I wanna keep you happy

to be honest with you.

No, I want you to...

I wanna keep you smiling.

No, I want you to be honest with me.

I am being honest.

If you have a better connection
with someone else,

I want you to peruse...
But I don't.

..Someone else.

If-if you don't feel anything to me.

Because otherwise,
that's called leading me on

and I-I do not respond well
to being led on.

I understand.
That really grinds my gears.

OK, I don't have a better connection
with anyone else

other than you here.

OK.

I just wanna know where I stand and
I want him to be honest about it.

That was just a game.

If I wanna pursue someone else,
I'll tell you first.

OK.
Can you forgive me...

..for doing that.

And then give me a chance
to see where we go with this.

Alright, how about that?

OK.

Promise?
OK.

The kiss with Claudia definitely
made Jess worry about my intentions

and it ended up being
a positive thing.

I hope she sees it that way as well

because if anything,
it's just put me closer to her.

Now kiss me please.

I deserve it.

You're a bit of a baby, aye.

(MUMBLES)
I love it.

It turned me on heaps
to be honest with you.

So, props to her.

And props to me,
'cause I'm pretty happy with it.

(UP-TEMPO MUSIC)

# Bet you are the type

# Who gets it how they like.

# You don't want a chase

# But I'm a ride or die. #

What's gonna happen tonight?

Like, I wanted to go slow with all
that sort of like sexual stuff.

You know?
Yeah.

But, I'm gonna be horny.

I'm feeling good
to share a bed with Austen.

He's ticking a lot of my boxes.

But, like I am a little nervous
if I get a bit horny.

I don't know how I'm gonna hold out.

# Yeah I think you know that

# I think you're oh so fine.

# I like to have my way
so you should blow my mind. #

Do you look hot with them on?

No, I don't. I don't.

Put them on.
I don't think I wanna put them on

so that you're not disappointed.

If he did go for a cuddle,

I think I'd give in.
I love a cuddle.

Oh!

He's...(LAUGHS)

I like Stella.

Mhm.
It's dope.

With Stella,

I do have a connection.

They're might be a bit of spooning.

Maybe a bit of kissing.

And then that might grow.

(MUMBLES)

Do you want one or two pillows?

Oh it depends, let me test.
Depends on the pillow.

Chemistry between me and Phoebe's
great.

Tonight in bed,

if Phoebe wants to kiss or cuddle

then 100 percent I'm keen.

Putting a guard between us.

I'm gonna give Conor a chance,

but, he's gotta work for it.

Yeah.

# And when I give it to ya

# You gonna think it was
your birthday.

# Happy birthday.

# Unwrap your gift

# 'cause I'mma give it to ya
in the worst way.

# Give you something to miss.

# Make you want all of this babe.

# Yeah I think you know that

# I think you're oh so fine.

# I like to have my way
so you should blow my mind.

# I wrapped it up like candy.

# Baby you still find
keep on running after me.

# I'mma let you be mine.

# I'mma let you.

# I'mma let you.

# I'mma let you be mine.

# I'mma let you be mine. #

VOICEOVER: Coming up.

Cheers.
Cheers.

Holly gets cracking.

What's she doing with my man?

Leaving the other girls...

..reeling.

All the girls like Jordan's
dark horse

I fucken said that.

Are you gonna fight for him?

100 percent.

100 percent.

(THEME MUSIC)

(UPBEAT MUSIC)

VOICEOVER: It's the first morning

and while outside the Spanish sun
bathes the stunning villa.

Inside our Islanders bath
in the morning breath

of ten complete strangers.

Our couples are...

Claudia and Jordan.

Stella and Andre.

Layla and Austen.

Jessica and Conor.

Phoebe and Mitchell.

Holly and no one.

No way.
Yeah (MUMBLES).

Ahh. Speech.

Oh my god.

Morning!

ALL: (LAUGH)

(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)

I'm gonna go orange today.

I'm gonna go a little bit of a sassy
number, I think.

We're gonna have
some fucken attitude today.

Thank you.

Go for a chat.

We're just gonna have a chat.
Boys chat.

VOICEOVER: Oo! FYI,
in islander slang

a scnack means a kiss, the full
buffet means going all the way

and a rosti sausage means
a long course of anti-biotics.

I have a bit of a schanicking.

Did you?
Yeah, you're a schnack.

Just a cheeky, quick schnack.

Cute!

Was he a good kiss?

Yeah!

Awh.

He was really cute, he asked me.

He was like, "can I kiss you?"

Awh!
(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)

He's just like so funny, like,
I don't know,

I feel really safe and comfortable
with Mitchell.

And sharing a bed with him,

is very, very easy.

And usually I don't really like
sharing a bed so...

No, it was-it was really good.

We were like kissing last night,
so, yeah.

Were you's?

Did you's have a kiss?

I noticed you's were very close
when I walked in.

Last night was good.

I've never met someone
that I laugh with so much.

We were just laughing
the whole entire time.

Honestly about nothing.

It seems like
you're really into him.

No, I'm like super into him.

Not like, gla-la-la-la.

Like why am I giddy like a little
school girl.

Anyway, enough about me.

Andre's actually like,
he's really nice.

Like a really nice guy.

The more I get to know him,

we have like similar interests.

But I just think like, I'm not-
(OVERLAPPING SPEECH)

Diverse feelings,
you know what I mean.

That's me.

Your turn.
Yeah.

Um, like, everything
is just really good.

Did you have a shnack?

No, I didn't have any shnacks.
Really?

Not even a single shnacky?

She kind of confessed
in our pillow talk,

she confessed that she hasn't got
along with a guy this... like, ever.

She's like, "You're just, like,
everything I want."

Fuck, that's good.
Yeah, bro.

That's big.
Yeah, she's like, "Any other guys

"come in, I don't think...
that we compare,

"so I just want to be with you."

You reckon Claudia's vibing
with you?

She said, like...

You were talking heaps last night.
Yeah, I know.

We were talking, like, heaps.

Yeah, I was pretty wrapped to share
a bed with Claudia last night.

Yeah, we had a few nice cuddles
and, yeah. It was good.

We did not stop fucking cuddling,
and he was so cute.

He was, like, kept going like this.
ALL GIRLS: Aww!

And he would like, you know when
they, like, pull you... Ugh!

(GIRLS EXCLAIMING)

I was like, yeah.

Jordan needs to just
copy and paste himself.

Yeah, yeah!

We need six Jordans
and we're all set.

Control + C, control + C, control +
C.

Yeah, my night was great, guys.
Oh! OK, sorry.

I really enjoyed my sleep.
It was good.

I had a dream that I had
a man next to me, though.

It was, like, bizarre.

I kept having dreams, though,
that I had a guy next to me

and I was like, "No, Holly, don't be
stupid. There's no one there."

Single!

So, like, you know,
that could change.

I would like it to change
at some point.

Mate, I...
You've got to be winning.

(PHONE CHIMES)

(ALL SHOUT)

Guys, I just got a text!

It's happening.

It's happening!
Guys, come on over. Hurry up!

OK...

(CHEERING)

Jolly Holly!

HOLLY: I need someone to help me
pick an outfit!

Go and get ready.
Look good for her!

I said today was going to be
my day, so I'm so excited.

I'm like...

It's a Holly day!

Holiday today!

NARRATOR: So, Holly's text told her
to speed date all the boys.

The suspense is killing me.

Jordan's text told him
not to change a single thing,

because he is sunshine in a mullet.
Hi, Jordan!

Oh, hi! Hi!

Modern Jesus is here.

How are you?
Yeah, good, thank you.

Got some little mimosas going on.

He looks good from the back.

Yeah, he kind of looks good
from every fucking angle.

Cheers.
Cheers to your first speed date.

Yeah, thanks. I'm excited.
You excited?

100%.

Talking to Holly, I could feel

the eyes in the back of our head
with all the girls up there.

She has good chat, such good chat.

You're not my usual type
that I'd go for,

like, I go for quite clean cut,
like tall, dark and handsome.

Bit of a tan, but you've got
great facial features,

and you're very much what I go for,
like, in the face, 100%.

What's your type in a girl
that you would go for?

One that you would like to take home
to your parents?

Someone that's got similar traits
to me, like, you know...

Yeah, that's sweet.
..the vibes, they're driven.

He is such an angel boy.

Honestly, you could just wrap him up
like a little present

and just give him to your mum
for Christmas

and she would be very, very happy.

He's such a good listener.

Yeah.
Makes me sick!

Are you, like, vibing Jordan?
Yeah.

I think, like, last night,
cuddling was, like, so sweet.

I don't know how to put it.
Aww!

He's so fucking cute.
He is, isn't he?

Watching Jordan and Holly today

made me feel a little bit
of something in me,

which I shouldn't be feeling
this quickly.

It's so hard.

In the house, like, who's, like,
who have you got your eyes on?

At the moment...
Oh, wait, wait, wait.

..all the girls are like,
"Jordan's a dark horse."

I fucking said that.
I was the first one said that.

Dark horse. Yeah, and then
I literally took my...

And you were like, whoa!

Yeah, well, like, for me, like,
nobody stepped forward, so like,

I'm expecting to be the one
sitting there

just letting it happen.
I feel so bad, I'm sorry!

She touched his arm!

She touched his arm!

I knew Jordan was going to be
set up for Holly.

I knew it, I guessed it.

Wow! (GIGGLES)

I'm telling you, if there is,
like, a re-coupling or something,

Holly will choose Jordan.

Good like with your next one. Enjoy.
Thanks. You too.

I cannot let, like, my Sicilian
craziness come out just yet.

Are you going to fight for him?
100%.

100%.
Yeah. Good girl.

NARRATOR: Single Holly's speed dates
continue

in full view of the Parliament
of scowls.

Oh my god.

It's like a cinema viewing here.

Next up is Mitchell,
whose partner, Phoebe,

goes full Gollum to keep
an eye on...

(MIMICS GOLLUM) ..her precious.

I seem like a bit of a psycho

in Mitch's speed date with Holly,

but I really was just...
wanted to see what he was like.

Cheers. Cheers.
We look each other in the eye?

I obviously can't even
hear anything,

so I probably just look like
the biggest creep ever

in the corner watching him.

What's she doing?

OK, ready?

What she doing with my man?

Linking arms and shit.

I just think you're so funny.
Yeah?

You've just got such a good vibe
about you.

Yeah, you too.

What is your impression of me
so far?

Soon as I seen you,
I seen the eyes, obviously.

OK.
Piercing eyes.

And then the accent was like, whoa.

It doesn't seem like you overthink
too much... Yeah.

..and you're just very...
There's nothing going on up here!

Mitch and I do have the same
sense of humour, like,

we banter, banter, banter, so it is
just really easy to talk to him.

Super relaxing.
It just really flowed.

Pull me for a chat later,
I'll pull you for one.

Yeah, that'll be nice.
We can continue this conversation.

Thank you so much.
Thank you.

Next up is Andre.

What kind of things
do you look for in a girl?

I think it's important to me
to find a girl

that's, like, driven, motivated.
Yeah.

You know, I do love
a strong, independent woman.

I reckon that's like, hot as fuck.
Yeah, that's a huge thing as well.

Like, I've had lots of,
like, situationships...

Situationships? What's that?

Yeah, like, I've never had
a proper serious relationship

under my own belt, yeah.

I am funny, and I am, like, sweet,

and I am nice,
and I would do anything for you.

Like, I would be the best
girlfriend, like, seriously.

I really, really would.
Like, if you give me the world,

I'll give you the other half back,
like, I'll give you...

Look what you're saying!

He was super lovely,
and he's got such a nice face.

He's super symmetrical.

There's your boy.
I'm not looking.

You look nice...

in your little Birks
and your shorts.

I feel so small
when I'm next you, honestly.

Come and sit down.
They had a chat, didn't they?

Yeah.
It's been two days, and I'm like...

I'm in trouble.

Cheers.

So, who is your favourite?

Oh, I don't know.

I don't know if I'm going to lay
all my cards out to you just yet.

I would say, out of everyone,
honestly,

Layla is the person
that I like vibe with the most.

Yeah, yeah.

It's so nice
that it's frickin' scary.

It was a date, but, mate,
he still kept bringing up Layla.

I was like, "Mate, would you do this
on a date? Really?"

We just both get each other.

If that was me on a date,
I'd just walk out.

I'd be like, "Alright, OK,
you're obviously not interested,"

So that's how I feel
about that situation at the moment.

NARRATOR: As Holly and I adjust
our bikinis,

final date, Conor,
makes his entrance

with the traditional
Love Island mating call.

Oi, oi!
Oi, oi.

I should have worn shoes, hey.

He's laughing because he knows
I'm fucking watching.

Hello.
How are we?

Good, how are you?
Very good.

About time we had a talk, hey?
Yeah, I know. It's been...

It's been a bit. Hello.
Come and sit down.

How are you? Thank you.
Yeah, good.

You know what's fucked?
I'm nervous.

You know what that means?

I think I fucking like him.

What do you look for in a girl?

Someone that respects me
in the same way I respect them.

Mmm.
Like, I like to control it.

Do you? Really? Can't tell.

I like being, obviously,
in the masculine part of it.

At the same time, like,
I can fall in line.

OK, alright, so how would you feel
with, like, feisty girl?

Yeah, I'm into it.

I'm not gonna lie, my main type
that I would go for is you.

Like, outside, like 100%.

She put it out there
that she was attracted to me.

I just call that another Tuesday.

Oh! See you next Tuesday.

I would say that I'm quite
a sexual person and quite fiery,

and I need someone
who is a little bit hot-headed

who can also match that energy
as well.

I usually get what I want, so...

No, I get that.

I like to be quite, like,
a dominant person.

Oh, really?
I didn't pick that up.

(LAUGHS)

50% of me is like, "Oh, you annoy
the flying fuck out of me."

And the other half is like...

I'd climb him like a tree
in about 30 seconds.

Well, thank you very much.
Yeah, you too.

You've seen enough. Enough.

It's making me feel jealous.
I'm jealous!

Feel like I need to step up my game,
like,

yeah, I feel like she has
the potential to steal him.

We'll see. Hmm.

Mmm.

I really, I loved all my dates
with the boys.

What's up, brother? How was that?

Mitch is so much fun.

He was really, like, yeah,
definitely surprising.

I like Conor a little bit.
Like, I can't help it.

I would say Conor is free game
at this point.

Jordan is cute. He's cute.

NARRATOR: As day turns to night,

Love Island turns to
general knowledge.

Claudia, which country
in the Middle East

has Syria to the north
and Saudi Arabia to the south?

Jordan!

Do you want to come for a chat?
Yeah. Fuck yeah.

Up here.
(WOLF WHISTLES)

Shut up!
(LAUGHS)

You alright?

I asked Jordan about...

the Holly speed dating incident.

So, were you, like, vibing with her?

Not, like... I was, like,

vibing as in like
it was a friendship conversation.

I was, like, nervous,
because I know Holly likes Jordan.

I know she does.

But I don't think those feelings
are reciprocated.

It was pretty quick, the chat,
honestly.

I feel like she didn't ask, like,
"Are you happy with Claudia?"

Oh, she didn't?
No, she, like, didn't bring that...

Don't know if we didn't get there...
Yeah.

..but I didn't want to say,
"Thanks for the chat. By the way,

"I'm happy with Claudia."
Like, you know what I mean.

Fuck's sakes. So nothing special?
No.

I think I am confident to say
that Jordan will shut her down.

But, it's just, like...

How did I not come up once
in the conversation?

Now I'm starting to freak out a bit,

because thinking if it plays out
where it's, like, re-coupling

and she picks first...
Mmm.

..it's like, fuck, what about
if she does pick me?

It's like, "I'm happy with Claudia.

"I wanna be in Claudia's bed
tonight."

It makes me nervous because Holly
someday could have the power

to take Jordan away,

and I don't think
neither Jordan nor I want that.

But it could happen,
and it's, like, unnerving.

It's, like...not a good feeling.

No, I'm happy.
Like, I'm happy where I'm at.

You are?
Yeah. 100%.

But obviously my eyes are for you
and you only, so...

Like, legit? Like 100%?
Yeah. Yeah.

Right now?
Yeah.

OK.

Well, same.
Yeah?

Yeah, I'm starting to like him.

I don't want it to be
ripped apart from me.

That was very cute.
Thank you.

I didn't know you had dimples.

You have dimples!
Do I?

You have two dimples.
OK.

Don't stare at me too much!

Are you wearing a ring?
Yeah.

Is this your ring?
Yeah.

See, I'm so smart.

That is the most beautiful
finger ring

I have ever seen
on Love Island!

You look great.
PHOEBE: Oh, stop it, you.

Did you say, "I know"?

No, I said, "Stop it, you."

Fearing Holly's speed dates
may give her the power

to steal a boy,
Phoebe checks in on the Mitch sitch.

So...
How are you?

I'm good, how are you?
I'm good.

How was your little...

your little date?

It was good, it was good.
That's good.

Um... She surprised me.

Like, with how much she took
an interest in me.

Yeah, when she talked to us,

she was like, "Such great
banter between us.

"Like, I think, you know, like..."

I'm not gonna sit there
and not talk.

Yeah, I know.
Yeah.

That's what we're here for.

Yeah, I did want to make it clear
to her that I'm...

Like, talking to you.
Yeah.

You know, I've got
a really good guy, so, yeah,

he literally changed my mood within
ten seconds of me speaking to him.

So I'm a bit smitten about it.

I don't know, I feel like things
are going to be...easy peasy.

All good?
Hello. Yeah, all good. You?

Yeah, good.

He's so smitten.
I know!

He's smitten, she's smitten,

lights are lit-ten,

that's a big kitten,

Holly's from Britain,

Islander toast standing not sittin'.

Right, just going to start off
by saying

I'm very grateful for you guys.

To new friends,
making sick memories.

We have such a good time,
and it was all meant to be.

Meant to be that we're all here.

Cheers!
(CHEERING)

That was tight.
That was really good.

That was good.
Should we take some photos?

Yeah!
I feel like that's us boys...

(PHONE CHIMES)

Whose phone's that?

Fucking hell! No way.

(GASPS) I've got a text!

(ALL CHEERING)

(OOHING)

Dun-dun-dun!
Already?

My stomach dropped!

I feel like this whole experience
just got ten times more real.

No, no, no, no.

That's so fucked.

My God, something big's
gonna happen.

Yeah, there was definitely
a lot of tension.

I feel like things are about
to change, that's for sure.

Surely we're playing a game
or something.

The fire pit is bad juju.
Like, do not go near that.

It's literally negative energy.
It's a curse.

I literally feel like we've all
been in, like, a fairyland,

and now it's actually serious,
and now we are all freaking out.

The islanders have no idea why
they've been called to the fire pit.

Unless they've seen any of the 270
worldwide versions of the show,

in which case, they know it's to
make some very dramatic television.

(PHONE CHIMES)

(SIGHS)

"Holly, stand up
and face your fellow islanders."

(PHONE CHIMES)

"Holly, you are the only
single islander,

"but tonight,
the power is all yours."

Oh, fuck. Fucking knew it.

(PHONE CHIMES)

"Holly, it's time to steal
someone's partner and couple up."

So...

I'd like to couple up
with this boy because

he's shown me a really genuine soul,
which is what I am looking for.

# Nothing lasts forever... #

At the end of the day,
I could play it safe

and I could be nice to everyone,
or I could follow my heart,

which is what I'm in here to do,
so...

# Into the night... #

..as much as I don't like
to step on any toes,

at the moment,
I think it's too early,

and, to be honest...

# This is the beginning
of the end... #

..I think, like me, you need to have
a bit of a thick skin,

otherwise you shouldn't be here,

so I'm going to go with what I want.

And I think everyone else...

can respect that

because I would respect
your decision the same way, so...

..the boy I would like
to couple up with...

..is...

# This is the end... #

..Jordan.

# I'm breaking to pieces

# Just listening to the quiet

# The painful cry of silence... #

(PHONE CHIMES)

WHISPERS: Oh, shit.

"Holly, switch places with Claudia."

Sorry, babes.

It's so hard.
You alright? You did good.

Sorry.

This is daunting. OK.

Fuck me.

# Hold back your tears... #

(PHONE CHIMES)

"Claudia, you are now single

"and must leave the villa."

(ALL GASP)

"Please pack your bags and say
goodbye to your fellow islanders."

No way.

What the fuck?

Oh, fuck.

(JESSICA CONTINUES CRYING)