Love Island (2019–…): Season 4, Episode 7 - Episode #4.7 - full transcript
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Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
Previously on "Love Island USA".
The first recoupling.
Debby Deb.
Courtney.
Zeta.
- Sereniti.
- Lead to big changes.
Sydney.
Valerie.
And one girl
was dumped from the villa.
Tonight...
Bro code, bro.
You're one of my fucking homeys.
- And, like, I...
- But, like, am I though?
'Cause, like,
if I was your homey
you would have told me
about this shit!
I feel like
I should say something.
Isaiah did kiss me.
Oh!
The Islanders
go down in the ring.
Hey, Mady! Don't have too much
fun with my man while I'm gone!
And sizzling siblings
turn up the heat.
America has voted and wants you
to go on a date with...
Jesse, America wants you
to go on a date with...
The first recoupling
Sereniti was picked
by 'straight
to DVD Aquaman' Tyler.
For Val, the writing
was on the wall
and her arm and her legs.
Oh, and on that bush!
Our new couples are:
Timmy and Zeta,
Felipe and Courtney,
Jesse and Deb,
Isaiah and Mady,
Andy and Sydney
and Tyler and Sereniti.
Sydney has just tracked down
Andy's missing training sock
using only her incredibly
sensitive nose.
And Andy is very impressed.
Oh my God!
You fucking smell good.
- Really?
- Yes.
Yay!
I have to say, it was
pretty sexy, you doing that.
Pretty bold.
You're telling me?
Gosh, I was...
I was so scared up there.
Your speech almost made me
tear up a little bit.
I was like,
"Oh, my God!"
I don't know
where Andy's balls came from.
I don't know what's going on,
but I do like it.
Andy's surprising me
a little bit with that,
so who knows?
Maybe "Sandy" is on the way.
I feel like I've been
extremely, like,
reserved in here.
- Yeah.
- And then, like,
when I'm around you,
it's like I feel myself kind of
coming out of that a little bit.
Like feeling what you're
supposed to feel in here.
Exactly.
I ultimately decided
to go out with Sydney.
I just followed my heart.
I think at the end of the day,
that's what I have to do.
And I'm definitely excited
to now explore
and see
where this can really go.
I was surprised, like shit.
Sydney, you know, and Andy.
I'm not trying to hate on it,
it's just don't seem
like a vibe.
I didn't think 'homey'
had the balls to do that.
Like, as a bro, like,
"Like, talk to me, bro!
Like, if you're feeling
something with Sydney,
if it was that strong, bro,
like, let me know."
I'm calling bullshit
on him
having one final
conversation with her,
then knowing
he's going to pick her.
No, he did.
Because they did
a jigsaw puzzle together
and figured it out, bro!
Like he didn't even at one time,
like, pull me aside and be like,
"Hey, yo, I might be
thinking about this."
Yeah.
I mean,
we all can read bullshit.
We all can read bullshit,
and I read bullshit.
Andy, we need to get the talk
- outta the way, bro.
- Yeah. Let's do it.
Isaiah has invited Andy
to chat about the Sydney sitch.
Isaiah feels,
much like Andy's jeans,
the relationship
is now in tatters.
First off,
like straight up, I knew
the connection you had and,
like, her and I
have just been clicking,
I guess the last few days.
Other than just like
conversations and being like,
"Yeah, we have interest
in each other
and we want to get
to know each other".
That's pretty much
all it's really been,
to be honest with you.
And I felt...
I mean bro, but like,
if that's all
it's been you should...
I mean, like,
it's bro code, bro.
Like, you should have just...
You should have told me that.
I just don't...
I just don't get it, bro.
I don't really feel like
I broke the bro code.
I really was
going in tonight with
thinking I was
going to choose Mady,
but I'm not going to sit here
and make excuses to him,
so I will take it, I'll man up,
and you know what,
at the end of the day,
I got to live
with the consequences.
I knew I was stepping on toes
and you're one of
my fucking homeys and I...
But like, am I though?
Because, like,
if I was your homey
you would have told me
about this shit, bro.
It's just...
It's just blatant disrespect.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I don't know, bro.
Shit gonna be awkward now
'cause that shit
was kind of shitty for sure.
And I understand that.
I get that.
I do. I apologize.
- That's all I got to say.
- All right.
All right.
You know,
his sorries don't mean shit.
I'm not a person
to get too worked up,
but, like, bro code,
that shit is different,
you know what I mean,
if you break that shit
I'm like I'm done.
Fucking about a tear up
on some bullshit ass
fucking friendship, bro.
I was sure
that Andy had the balls,
but I wasn't sure
that he'd choose you.
When Andy followed me up there,
he kissed me.
When?
Before or after the recoupling?
- Before.
- So you knew?
- Yeah.
- You joking!
- No.
- No. I'm deceased.
- No, no.
- What was the kiss like?
I mean,
I was caught so off guard.
Me and Isaiah
took things physically
very quickly, you know?
Like, I just
don't feel comfortable.
Are you sad a bit?
I know.
But just know
he's feeling it, too.
He's just a lad,
so he's not going to be crying.
- Isaiah?
- Yeah.
He feels exactly how you feel.
This is definitely
going to be a big test.
I am excited to see if I feel
some type of way with Andy,
because right now,
like the thought
of Isaiah cuddling somebody else
really just makes me upset.
I think that like if you
and Isaiah were meant to be,
this is going to be
the best thing that ever
- happened to you.
- Yeah.
- Hello, boys.
- Hey, Mady.
- What's up?
- What's up?
- Can we chat here, boys?
- Yes. Stay warm by the fire.
- Thank you.
- Of course.
First of all,
thank you so much for...
- Absolutely.
- For choosing me.
I really appreciate you.
I do... I do see
something in you for sure.
I see something with you, too,
but I want to see
how you're feeling.
Like, wow,
that was really shocking,
- so how do you feel?
- Yeah.
I mean, and probably
for the both of us, for sure.
It was just like, I just wish
that Andy would have
been more upfront with me
about how he was
feeling about stuff...
because otherwise
I would have pulled you more.
Yeah, he wasn't upfront
with me either, did you...
Like, he kind of
fucked me in, like, two ways,
- you know what I'm saying?
- Yeah.
Like me and Sydney,
and then also with you and me.
It was like I would've
definitely chat up with you
a lot more
if I'd have known this.
I'm happy with my choice 100%.
I wouldn't take it back and um...
Oh, I'm happy
you chose me, really.
- Thank you.
- Yeah. You're welcome.
You like blondes?
Do ya?
- I do. You're gorgeous.
- Oh! Thank you.
I'm looking forward to, like,
spending more time with Isaiah.
I'm excited to see, like,
who he really is as a person
and to spend that time with him.
We should just focus on us.
- Yeah, I'm down.
- See where this week leads.
Yeah.
You look great tonight, yo.
- Really?
- Yeah, you really do.
Thank you.
I like hearing that from you.
I'm a little selfish with, like,
I don't want anybody else
to enjoy Baby Zee.
- Like that would be...
- Baby Zee?
- Yeah. That would be tough.
- Do you know why?
Do you know that's my nickname?
- Baby Zee?
- Yeah.
I can't believe
you just said that.
Oh, Zee.
I like you.
- You like me?
- All right. I like you a lot.
- Really?
- Yes. I do.
It's, yeah, I'm gonna
have to let that be known.
With Timmy
I just feel closer to him.
Like he's chosen me
and it's like,
oh, I want to hug him.
I want to give him,
you know, a few snogs.
So, I'm buzzing!
Can I ask you a question?
Like could you see us
on the outside of here?
I wanna... Yeah.
I could. I could.
- I mean...
- Oh!
Timmy!
Yeah!
The way I feel about,
like, asking a question,
"Like, where do you see us
outside the villa?"
I'm like, my whole thing
coming into here
is I don't wanna hurt anybody
and I don't wanna sell
any type of dream or any,
you know, thing that's just
too far to call it.
So I was a little drawn back
from that, if I'm being honest.
How are you feeling?
Cool. I'm feeling good.
- Mady, did you wanna talk?
- Yeah, let's do it.
The recoupling has cost Andy
his relationship
with Isaiah and Mady.
As a real estate agent,
he should have known
that moving to Sydney
would be very expensive.
What a first recoupling!
I guess I just wanted to...
To talk with you
and I guess hear,
like, what you're
feeling right now.
I feel like, you know,
you kept saying to me
how we needed to be,
like, 100% honest
with each other
and you were not
giving that to me.
So I don't appreciate you
doing that to me.
Oh, I agree with you
on that one.
Like I... I wanted to say
I... I'm sorry,
that you did deserve
more than that.
And I just feel bad.
And it's a tough situation
and I just ultimately
followed my heart.
No, and... and that's what
this process is about.
With Sydney,
you should go 100% all in.
But there's no having your cake
and eating it too with me
so just know, like,
we can be friends...
- Yeah.
- But romantically,
the bridge is burnt.
Yeah.
I think I realize
that I deserve a man
and I think
I've been settling for boys.
I've just tolerated
that kind of behavior
and I'm... I'm done.
And I hope you find
what you're looking for.
I really do. I'm a bad bitch.
I'm not accepting anything less
than I deserve anymore
and I'm proud of myself.
Us women, we like men.
When Andy, like,
pulled me for a chat,
I was like, "Just know
the bridge is burnt."
Oh, what?
Mady is into
the motherfucking Chad.
Can I wear this instead?
You look sexy.
Sereniti talks in her sleep.
So do I.
Just get in here
and get some bed rest...
- Yeah.
- With your new man.
- I know. You too!
- And my new man.
- Your new man!
- If the titties could talk
- Smell like lemon.
- Yeah.
Tonight looks
a little different.
I'm just knocked out.
Oh my God! No!
- Weird as shit, bro.
- Isn't it weird?
- Do you cuddle?
- I do.
I don't know how you sleep
with this much clothes, but...
I usually don't.
Good night, Islanders.
Good night, Zeta.
Good night.
Welcome back
to "Love Island USA".
The islanders are ready
to face another day
having been
put on charge overnight.
Please do not ask
where we stick the cables.
The couples currently are:
Timmy and Zeta,
Felipe and Courtney,
Jesse and Deb,
Isaiah and Mady,
Andy and Sydney
and Tyler and Sereniti.
Mm, cut the shit.
It's too early
for this little shit of yours.
Andy, are you feeling
good this morning?
Yeah, I'm feeling really good.
Fuck it!
That was pretty healthy.
So it starts.
Super healthy.
Thank you.
- I'm happy.
- Yeah.
I've waited to see you
like this, you know?
- Yeah.
- Yeah. He was like...
I came back home,
but I was like...
Oh, that's cute.
It's a long time coming, dog.
You know, it just feels right
in my bed, so.
We had a good night's rest.
It's good to be able
to share a bed with Deb.
I'm just going to keep my eyes
on the prize, which is Deb,
and try to be
the best man I can be to her.
- Slept with the eyes open.
- What?
It's that fucking mask she has.
You haven't seen the blindfold?
You just turn over
and she's like...
I was sleeping next to Tyler.
My sleep was good.
I think I just smile
a little bit
when I know that I'm not being
delusional in my head.
- Yeah.
- You guys are really cute.
No cuddling on day one.
You know, we're not
putting out that quick.
We got to, you know,
let him earn it a little bit.
Keep it cute.
Handy man, Andy.
Yeah, I mean,
last night was tough.
- Yeah.
- Bro, I mean, waking up,
but, like, I know I made
the right decision for myself
and that's all I can...
All I can say there.
Right now,
there's a little tension
in the air between Isaiah and I,
but also I know I'm following
my heart and my judgment.
So, with time, I think
that's going to go away.
Obviously,
just because it is
the recoupling don't mean
that that strong
situation-ship gonna be,
you know, just thrown out
the door for sure.
So I'm obviously
going to recap on Sydney
and how she's feeling for sure,
you know what I mean?
But I didn't really expect her
to make a decision like that,
at all to be honest.
So, it's kind of on the spot.
I mean, I'm... I'm pretty happy
with my decision, of course,
you know, down to getting
to know Mady more.
I feel like, yeah,
with this situation,
Sydney definitely
just has to realize
what she had... what she lost.
Besides, I'm gonna
get to know Mady more.
Hopefully, Andy can just...
I just don't think
that man just gives a fuck
so I don't even... I don't even
wanna talk about that.
If he asks you if you knew,
what are you going to say?
That this was Andy's decision,
and I am going to give Andy
like the time,
but I don't want
our connection to stop.
I feel like
I should say something.
What?
Isaiah did kiss me goodnight.
- Oh, really? Okay.
- On the lips?
- Uh-huh.
- I'm not that happy about that.
As for Isaiah, I don't think
he had time
to process last night.
- It's like boiling.
- No, he didn't.
He's going to start moving mad.
And that's the thing, that's
why I'm going to be upset.
- Not mad at you.
- Oh, I know.
I'm still going
to be upset, though.
I really feel your emotions
so heavily right now, Syd.
Yeah.
Like I don't wanna
watch him do that.
- Just know I love you.
- We're all here for you.
- Yeah.
- And you can cry.
- When you're in here with us...
- Let it out.
I'm really sorry.
I'm a little bit,
like, taken aback, but...
I don't know.
I don't know why
I'm so emotional right now.
I think it's just
a lot to process.
I think what upsets me is that
it's not like that kiss
was in front of people,
like it was private, you know?
Dude, the question
that shook me out last night
is when Zee asked... She's like,
"Do you think you can see me
outside the villa?
- Like us outside?" I'm like...
- Yeah.
That's such
a far gone question, bro.
It's week one!
And it's like, I told her yes
and then now I'm just
thinking about what I said.
I'm not trying to take it back,
I'm just like, yo.
"And I don't even know how
we operate outside of this.
"I don't even know what
your schedule is like, girl.
- Exactly.
- "I don't even know shit.
"I don't know what you do
on your nine to five!"
Like that question kind of
rub me the wrong way,
- and I'm just like...
- Yeah.
Damn, yo, like I don't want to...
I don't want to
get caught in a situation
where I'm answering questions
that shouldn't be answered yet.
- Yeah.
- And... and then
with those answers,
like that shit holds weight
for girls, you know?
- Oh, a lot!
- I'm just
trying to be responsible, bro.
- I've hurt girls, bro.
- Yeah.
Yo, women be fast tracking me
and try to speed me up
in real life, bro.
You know how many times
I said no to, like,
the right situation on paper,
and that don't fly well
with a lot of females, bro.
Facts, bro.
I move sloth like
outside of the villa.
Like, I'm... I'm in no rush,
and it's like getting tested.
It's like you just
learn how to ride
without the training wheels
and now
I'm going against
Lance Armstrong right now.
Like, come on, son.
You better stay
at your own pace, bro,
'cause that's the only way
you gon' find out,
like, really your true feelings.
Yeah, bro.
Isaiah's ex-partner, Sydney,
is about
to give him it straight.
Perfect!
Waiters love it
when everything's
laid out on the table.
What's going on?
I mean, I'm shocked.
How shocked are you?
Because I know for Andy
to make that decision like...
I mean, he told me
he wanted to get to know me
and I told him
that I was very happy with you
and that I have
real feelings for you.
But obviously
some shit was cosigned,
you know what I mean,
so it wasn't like a one way
where he just fucking made
his decision last minute.
Let's be real.
Clearly, you want to also
get to know other girls?
I don't really know
what you want me to like.
But you kissed Mady
last night in bed.
She told me.
It was...
I mean, it's just, it's...
Fuck, man! I don't know.
I just needed some, like...
- Look, I'm not crying.
- No, you don't need to.
I'm not crying.
I'm gonna try
to get to know Mady for sure,
but, like,
I can already tell you
that it's not really
going anywhere.
- Really?
- Absolutely. Yeah.
Coming up.
Welcome to the main event!
Throw me, baby.
Welcome back
to "Love Island USA".
Okay, I'm seeing people
running in slow-mo
on a beach
in psychedelic underwear,
which means one of two things.
Either those edibles
are kicking in
or it's time
for another challenge.
Could be both.
Oh, thank goodness
it's a challenge,
and this one's called
"Tag Team".
We want to find out who's got
the balls to get in the ring
and go head to head
in a smackdown challenge,
as if last night's
recoupling wasn't enough.
And today
is extra special because...
Welcome to the main event.
WWE Star
and possibly Tyler's dad,
Dolph Ziggler,
is here to judge the Islanders
on how well
they execute the challenge.
Let's go.
And now for the main event,
it's time to see
who's got what it takes
to win the Love Island
Championship title.
First, a couple will start
at the top of the ramp
and smash through the WWE wall.
As they make their way
down the ramp
they'll trash talk
their competition.
Andy, you are
on your third re coupling.
Timmy, where the fuck
are you at?
The guns are out.
Then, they will make their way
into the wrestling ring
where they'll body slam
six slime-coated balloons.
This is exactly what I meant
when I said
I want to be thrown around.
Throw me, baby.
Pick me up. Slam me.
Love Island gods have spoken.
Thank you.
After all
of the balloons are popped,
the couple will make their way
to the SummerSlam carpet,
show off their wrestling poses,
and share a passionate kiss.
Sexy.
Okay.
After everyone's gone,
Dolph Ziggler will award
the championship title
to the couple
he thinks performed best.
Up next is Courtney and Felipe.
Yeah!
Andy, you just love
your shiny new toys,
don't ya motherfucker?
FYI, I am not a shiny new toy,
I am a hot ass bitch.
So, fuck you all.
Damn.
Hey, Jimmy.
You and Zeta
have been together for so long,
it must be boring there, no?
Does this look bored to you?
I'll show you.
Courtney's got
some melons on her.
So, I think Felipe's pretty
comfortable in that area.
He's comfortable
with giant balloons.
Yeah.
That one hurt.
That hurt a little bit.
I could tell.
I'm ready, baby.
Fucking better be.
This one's for the children.
I don't need an excuse
to sit on his face.
That's more than a three count.
- Introducing...
- Yes.
T...
And...
- Z.
- Z.
Rip that shirt off.
Isaiah.
I know you like the blondes.
Hopefully, Sydney will dye it
for you.
I appreciate the effort.
That doesn't win championships,
but I appreciate it.
Yeah, that's hot.
Give it.
Sydney and Andy.
You're next. Let's go.
Hey, Mady.
Don't have
too much fun with my man
while I'm gone.
Damn.
Definitely felt
like Sydney and Andy
was a bit awk.
Felt some tension in the room.
Any and Sydney don't really
make sense to me at all.
Tell me how you really feel.
- Holy shit.
- God, damn.
That's real teamwork.
Mady and Isaiah. Let's go.
Yeah.
Hey, Sydney.
You got yourself a boy.
Get yourself a man.
Hey, Andy.
I hope Sydney helps you
find your balls
here on Love Island.
That was good.
I love this version of Mady
and I want more.
Oh, God, he fucked up.
Bite it.
Down to one.
Down to one. That point.
- Here comes, Jebby!
- Jebby. Jebby. Jebby. Jebby.
You good? You good?
Yeah.
Timmy and Zeta.
Y'all look real good together,
but I don't know who wears
the pants in that relationship.
Interesting.
You address that first.
I'm going to let ladies first.
Yeah, you know,
let me address that.
Yeah, you go. Oh, shit.
What an elbow drop.
Oh, no, no, no.
I like it.
The winners
of the Love Island
Championship title...
Mady and Isaiah.
We had a rough 24 hours,
but we deserve this.
Yes.
Yes.
- Fuck the haters.
- It's a good day.
Great job, Islanders.
Now, get back to the villa.
The biggest party
of the summer, SummerSlam,
is streaming live this Saturday
at 8 p.m. Eastern.
Only on Peacock.
Welcome back
to "Love Island USA."
The Islanders are back
from a challenge
featuring more blueish slime
than that time Papa Smurf
stuck his hand in a blender.
What did you all think
about my comment?
- Yeah. What did you say?
- Yeah, you were killing it.
- Wow.
- I said...
I said, "Andy, hopefully...
Hopefully,
Sydney helps you find your balls
in Love Island."
- Yeah, yours was so good.
- That was good.
- That was good.
- I loved yours.
Because that was
like a personal dig,
which was so good.
What about your shot at Andy?
I mean, shit is facts though.
- Hey, yo.
- It's facts?
I feel bad for Andy,
but I also...
He kind of did
this shit to himself.
Yeah, I agree.
Andy likes the shiny new toys.
Like when another girl
walks in here, like,
"Oh, I like her better,"
you know what I mean?
Exactly.
I love how you are, like,
"Mady, don't have too much fun
with my man while I'm gone."
Too funny.
- I wish he was like...
- Shots fired.
I feel like we all got closer.
We all just got up
in speedos and slime and shit.
- All vulnerable.
- Just so vulnerable out there.
We can wear
these speedos again, dog.
Well, Felipe might but...
I wear speedos, I don't mind.
- You know, like...
- Yeah, yeah.
What's the worst thing
about having that much hair?
- This.
- Okay.
I can't fucking wear it, bro.
I almost choked on it this
morning when I was sleeping.
I was like, "Fuck."
All my ex-boyfriends
helped me with my homework.
No, I need one
who's, like, a little bit dumb.
- In what regards, Courtney?
- Felipe?
- I don't know, maybe.
- That's a good level.
You got to push it hard.
There you go.
Isn't it such a different vibe
when you don't know
what you're wearing
to then when you figure out
what you're wearing?
You're a whole different person.
You know, it's such
a happy household, right?
They don't need
to bring anybody else in.
Why would they want to ruin
how nice it is, right now?
Right.
Atta boy.
- What happening?
- Take it easy boy.
Oh, I feel like
a grown woman tonight.
Hello?
Mady, I'll keep
Isiah company for you.
Okay.
- They switch.
- You just want Isiah.
Flute.
- Flutes.
- Yeah.
Cheers to everyone looking hot.
Cheers!
Debs with Sydney,
who's taking a little trip.
Told you it was little.
How are you?
What are you, like, thinking?
Like, spell
your whole brain out.
I really,
like, just like Isaiah.
Like, I just wish
I was with Isaiah.
When you go to bed, you fall
asleep thinking of Isaiah?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
When you wake up,
you're thinking of him
and you just want to be
with him all day?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
This is hard.
I'm trying
to give Andy a fair shot,
but I can't help it.
Yeah.
Isaiah, it feels like fireworks.
You know, like,
I always want to look at him.
I always want to be around him,
and he always makes me laugh.
I feel bad for Andy.
But to be fair, like,
he's one that took the risk.
And either, like,
you fall or you don't.
I don't know.
I don't think you should
feel bad about anything.
Like, don't put that on you.
I'm, like, fuck... I'm so fucked.
- I'm so fucked.
- No.
I'm like, "Oh, my god."
I know, it's very overwhelming.
- It's a lot.
- It really is.
I can't.
Yo, what's going on?
I'm at the spot now with her
that she... she just hit me with,
like, a question
asking me about, like,
if I could see myself
with her outside the villa?
That's way too early, dude.
With Zeta, I want to continue
building our relationship.
But if a lady comes in here
and she checks
those initial boxes,
it would behoove me.
She makes it a point to meet
all the new guys
that come in here.
You know, I believe
her and Tyler
had a little nice little chat.
So, like, it would
just make sense for me
to investigate that option.
So, this is my thing. Emphasize.
"Yo, I want you
to get to know people."
Emphasize, like, "I'm going
to get to know people."
You need to end it
with, like, in a way of saying,
"I still fuck with you a lot."
- You know what I'm saying?
- Yeah.
You still have to give it
reassurance and clarity, bro.
Yeah, I'm going
to come in with that idea.
I just trying to be
a better man.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's sucks, like, coming in
and putting yourself out here.
Like I'm being thrown
in this, like, square.
And I'm just like everyone's
second choice in it, you know?
And that's, like,
a sucky feeling.
- Yeah.
- And...
Like, obviously
I'm Isaiah's second choice
because Andy picked Sydney.
I know whenever he's kissing me,
it's just to get back at her.
And, like, everything
is just to get back at her.
And Andy...
Because our beds... it's just...
I'm just in the middle of it.
It just sucks.
Like, I feel like I'm really
putting myself out there.
And then in the end, I'm still
not feeling good enough,
you know?
I constantly don't feel
good enough for people.
And so, for me, coming here,
letting my guard down,
putting myself out there,
and then
it's happening here, too.
It's just... It's a lot.
Mady, just now
it's such early days.
It really is.
I'm just so tired of,
like, not feeling good enough.
And it's like, "Oh, my God,
am I the problem?"
- Like...
- No.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm at the state in my life
where I want someone
to really try for me.
I want someone
to look at me and be, like,
"That's the person
I want to make an effort for."
And just to be
someone's first choice.
- Oh, I'm so tired.
- Yeah.
I really, like,
I couldn't understand you more.
- I promise you.
- I know.
- I overstand you.
- Same.
- I understand you.
- Yeah.
I overstand you.
But you're so fair.
Welcome back
to "Love Island USA."
Sereniti likes Tyler
because he's not shallow.
For him, it's not just
about the body.
It's also
about the cut, the color,
the way it bounces off
your shoulders and the breeze.
You... you looking so handsome.
- I'll be, like... Can I...
- Get out of here.
Can I touch?
That's the day
I get to make out with you,
outside of a challenge
is the day.
Because right now,
we're two for two
in challenges only.
Like, how...
How are you sexually?
Are you, like, the type of
person that likes?
Are you the type person
that likes to lead
or are you a little timid or...
Yeah, I like to take control.
What does that mean?
Guess you'll find out.
No, I need you to elab, Tyler.
I don't kiss and tell.
You have not kissed and telled.
Told.
You have to tell me more
about you so I can learn.
- What do you want to know?
- What do you want to know?
Do you want to know...
Like, I know that...
I know what love languages
I like to give and...
- I am physical touch.
- Yeah.
Does it annoy you
when I touch on your knee
and, like, ask to see you naked?
My love language
is physical touch.
- No, that's what I like.
- Good.
- That's what I am asking for.
- Yeah.
Would it be weird of me
to ask for a peck?
Look at them over there.
Serenity's doing
pretty cool over here.
They're hot as fuck.
- Shut up.
- Shut their asses up.
See, this is
why I don't kiss in public.
You are the one
who just asked me.
I know, but I had to.
I'm happy to know
that he's attracted me
because I'm very attracted
to him.
Yeah. We're happy
about Tyler here.
Yeah, they're hot together.
- His speech was so amazing.
- Yeah.
- At the recoupling.
- I know.
- That's so sweet.
- I cried.
I want someone
to say that about me.
It's coming.
You are such a soul.
- Yeah.
- Honestly, you are a rocket.
- Love gods.
- It's coming.
Hold up.
- Is there a text?
- I got a text.
"Islanders, you have company.
Please welcome Bria and Chazz.
#MixltUp.
#DoubleTrouble."
Bria and Chazz.
A boy and a girl?
Buckle up.
It's Love Island, baby.
I'm Chazz, I'm 21-years-old,
and this is my sister, Bria.
I'm Bria, I'm 24,
and this is my brother, Chazz.
I've got the looks.
I got the confidence,
I got the personality,
and the girls
are just going to love me.
I'm the full package.
I have the brains, the beauty.
There is no guy that's enough
to be with my sister.
The villa is not prepared at all
for the Bryant sibs
to take over.
Wassup?
Welcome back
to "Love Island USA."
Jesse is about to show
a complete stranger, Chazz
a warmth I wouldn't show
my own mother
if I was reunited with her
at Christmas
following a lengthy
prison sentence.
- Well, Jesse.
- Good, man.
It's good seeing you, bro.
- Hi, I am Deb.
- Hi Deb, nice to meet you.
I'm Chazz.
Chazz is a cute guy, for sure.
He came in strong,
which impressed me.
So, I'll give him that.
And Bria is gorgeous.
- Oh, Sereniti, you cold?
- How do you know my name?
- Hi!
- I'm Bri.
- Bri, nice to meet you.
- Bria, I should say.
One good looking guy,
one good looking girl
walking in the villa.
You know, definitely exciting
around here, now.
- Hi, I'm Mady.
- Hi. I'm Chazz.
Thank you, thank you,
thank you, Love Island.
- Nice to meet you.
- Bria, nice to meet you.
Bria is definitely
one of my types for sure.
Like, she checks
all the marks off the box.
Like, she fits the...
You know, the protocol.
Welcome to the madness.
Yeah, I'm glad
to be a part of it.
What the others don't know,
is Bria and Chazz have already
seen each other butt naked
and shared a bath together.
To be fair, they were
three and six at the time.
Do you have anybody
in mind walking into the villa
that you want to talk to?
I ain't going to lie.
All the girls
look mad beautiful.
I want to get to know each
and every one of you for real.
So as far as, like,
specifically who I like,
I'm gonna go with Sereniti.
- Good luck.
- Mady.
Oh, word, that's how you feel?
Okay. I like that.
Ain't nothing wrong
with a little competition.
For real,
a friendly competition.
- I like that.
- Yeah.
The Chazz guy
was a little bit ballsy.
I mean, you're not going
to be able to step on my toes
or anything like that.
So, I'm saying Mady fo' sho...
Deb.
Deb actually
caught my eye, for real.
And yeah, Sydney.
Since we're naming tops,
I'm going to say Isaiah,
Jesse and... Timmy.
It's never really fun
when a bird comes in
and says
that they're into your lad.
It is really not.
Yeah, well, I'm going through
is how I wanted
to crack on with my man.
And yeah, I don't like that.
You know what?
No, Tyler too, actually.
Oh, shit.
Are you guys each other's type?
- No, we're actually...
- Nope.
Oh, what? Oh, my god.
Look at this chick,
she's funny as hell.
That's a no for me
because that's my brother.
Wait, what?
- Oh, shit.
- You are?
Oh, my God, I can see it.
No one was prepared
for siblings.
I mean, oh, my God.
How are we going to do
kissing challenges and shit?
I don't know.
It is going to be fucking weird.
But you are you okay watching
brother make out with girls?
And you make out... Your sister?
So, you know that game
you play on the street?
When you look
at people walking by
and you see siblings or dating
and they're siblings.
You're going to need
the guy's permission
to take your sister out.
They don't need
to have my permission,
but I'm definitely
going to get...
What is that?
I got a text.
Oh, my gosh.
"Bria, America has voted
and wants you to go on a date
with Isaiah.
I got a text.
"Chazz, America wants you to go
on a date with Mady.
#MrStealYourGirl
#AndAllThatChazz."
Are you excited about
to go on a date with Mady?
I'm hella excited, yes.
Tomorrow night.
Oh, Brother. And oh, sister.
The two new Islanders
stake their claims.
- So, you knew about it?
- Knew about what?
Andy and Sydney's kiss
before the recoupling.
No, I didn't know about that.
- That's interesting.
- Yeah.
And it's
not to all happy families.
Timmy, are you running game now?
Is that what you're up to?
- We just talked.
- Liar.
You got something
to tell me or no?
- About what?
- Nah bro, cut the bullshit.
You got something
to tell me or no?
Oh, shit. Nah. Nah.
It's, like, straight up.
I'm confused right now. Like...
I'm sure you are
fucking confused.
Why you macking on Sydney, bro?
Why the fuck did you
tell me, bro?
Like, I have no fucking respect
for you no more.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
Previously on "Love Island USA".
The first recoupling.
Debby Deb.
Courtney.
Zeta.
- Sereniti.
- Lead to big changes.
Sydney.
Valerie.
And one girl
was dumped from the villa.
Tonight...
Bro code, bro.
You're one of my fucking homeys.
- And, like, I...
- But, like, am I though?
'Cause, like,
if I was your homey
you would have told me
about this shit!
I feel like
I should say something.
Isaiah did kiss me.
Oh!
The Islanders
go down in the ring.
Hey, Mady! Don't have too much
fun with my man while I'm gone!
And sizzling siblings
turn up the heat.
America has voted and wants you
to go on a date with...
Jesse, America wants you
to go on a date with...
The first recoupling
Sereniti was picked
by 'straight
to DVD Aquaman' Tyler.
For Val, the writing
was on the wall
and her arm and her legs.
Oh, and on that bush!
Our new couples are:
Timmy and Zeta,
Felipe and Courtney,
Jesse and Deb,
Isaiah and Mady,
Andy and Sydney
and Tyler and Sereniti.
Sydney has just tracked down
Andy's missing training sock
using only her incredibly
sensitive nose.
And Andy is very impressed.
Oh my God!
You fucking smell good.
- Really?
- Yes.
Yay!
I have to say, it was
pretty sexy, you doing that.
Pretty bold.
You're telling me?
Gosh, I was...
I was so scared up there.
Your speech almost made me
tear up a little bit.
I was like,
"Oh, my God!"
I don't know
where Andy's balls came from.
I don't know what's going on,
but I do like it.
Andy's surprising me
a little bit with that,
so who knows?
Maybe "Sandy" is on the way.
I feel like I've been
extremely, like,
reserved in here.
- Yeah.
- And then, like,
when I'm around you,
it's like I feel myself kind of
coming out of that a little bit.
Like feeling what you're
supposed to feel in here.
Exactly.
I ultimately decided
to go out with Sydney.
I just followed my heart.
I think at the end of the day,
that's what I have to do.
And I'm definitely excited
to now explore
and see
where this can really go.
I was surprised, like shit.
Sydney, you know, and Andy.
I'm not trying to hate on it,
it's just don't seem
like a vibe.
I didn't think 'homey'
had the balls to do that.
Like, as a bro, like,
"Like, talk to me, bro!
Like, if you're feeling
something with Sydney,
if it was that strong, bro,
like, let me know."
I'm calling bullshit
on him
having one final
conversation with her,
then knowing
he's going to pick her.
No, he did.
Because they did
a jigsaw puzzle together
and figured it out, bro!
Like he didn't even at one time,
like, pull me aside and be like,
"Hey, yo, I might be
thinking about this."
Yeah.
I mean,
we all can read bullshit.
We all can read bullshit,
and I read bullshit.
Andy, we need to get the talk
- outta the way, bro.
- Yeah. Let's do it.
Isaiah has invited Andy
to chat about the Sydney sitch.
Isaiah feels,
much like Andy's jeans,
the relationship
is now in tatters.
First off,
like straight up, I knew
the connection you had and,
like, her and I
have just been clicking,
I guess the last few days.
Other than just like
conversations and being like,
"Yeah, we have interest
in each other
and we want to get
to know each other".
That's pretty much
all it's really been,
to be honest with you.
And I felt...
I mean bro, but like,
if that's all
it's been you should...
I mean, like,
it's bro code, bro.
Like, you should have just...
You should have told me that.
I just don't...
I just don't get it, bro.
I don't really feel like
I broke the bro code.
I really was
going in tonight with
thinking I was
going to choose Mady,
but I'm not going to sit here
and make excuses to him,
so I will take it, I'll man up,
and you know what,
at the end of the day,
I got to live
with the consequences.
I knew I was stepping on toes
and you're one of
my fucking homeys and I...
But like, am I though?
Because, like,
if I was your homey
you would have told me
about this shit, bro.
It's just...
It's just blatant disrespect.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I don't know, bro.
Shit gonna be awkward now
'cause that shit
was kind of shitty for sure.
And I understand that.
I get that.
I do. I apologize.
- That's all I got to say.
- All right.
All right.
You know,
his sorries don't mean shit.
I'm not a person
to get too worked up,
but, like, bro code,
that shit is different,
you know what I mean,
if you break that shit
I'm like I'm done.
Fucking about a tear up
on some bullshit ass
fucking friendship, bro.
I was sure
that Andy had the balls,
but I wasn't sure
that he'd choose you.
When Andy followed me up there,
he kissed me.
When?
Before or after the recoupling?
- Before.
- So you knew?
- Yeah.
- You joking!
- No.
- No. I'm deceased.
- No, no.
- What was the kiss like?
I mean,
I was caught so off guard.
Me and Isaiah
took things physically
very quickly, you know?
Like, I just
don't feel comfortable.
Are you sad a bit?
I know.
But just know
he's feeling it, too.
He's just a lad,
so he's not going to be crying.
- Isaiah?
- Yeah.
He feels exactly how you feel.
This is definitely
going to be a big test.
I am excited to see if I feel
some type of way with Andy,
because right now,
like the thought
of Isaiah cuddling somebody else
really just makes me upset.
I think that like if you
and Isaiah were meant to be,
this is going to be
the best thing that ever
- happened to you.
- Yeah.
- Hello, boys.
- Hey, Mady.
- What's up?
- What's up?
- Can we chat here, boys?
- Yes. Stay warm by the fire.
- Thank you.
- Of course.
First of all,
thank you so much for...
- Absolutely.
- For choosing me.
I really appreciate you.
I do... I do see
something in you for sure.
I see something with you, too,
but I want to see
how you're feeling.
Like, wow,
that was really shocking,
- so how do you feel?
- Yeah.
I mean, and probably
for the both of us, for sure.
It was just like, I just wish
that Andy would have
been more upfront with me
about how he was
feeling about stuff...
because otherwise
I would have pulled you more.
Yeah, he wasn't upfront
with me either, did you...
Like, he kind of
fucked me in, like, two ways,
- you know what I'm saying?
- Yeah.
Like me and Sydney,
and then also with you and me.
It was like I would've
definitely chat up with you
a lot more
if I'd have known this.
I'm happy with my choice 100%.
I wouldn't take it back and um...
Oh, I'm happy
you chose me, really.
- Thank you.
- Yeah. You're welcome.
You like blondes?
Do ya?
- I do. You're gorgeous.
- Oh! Thank you.
I'm looking forward to, like,
spending more time with Isaiah.
I'm excited to see, like,
who he really is as a person
and to spend that time with him.
We should just focus on us.
- Yeah, I'm down.
- See where this week leads.
Yeah.
You look great tonight, yo.
- Really?
- Yeah, you really do.
Thank you.
I like hearing that from you.
I'm a little selfish with, like,
I don't want anybody else
to enjoy Baby Zee.
- Like that would be...
- Baby Zee?
- Yeah. That would be tough.
- Do you know why?
Do you know that's my nickname?
- Baby Zee?
- Yeah.
I can't believe
you just said that.
Oh, Zee.
I like you.
- You like me?
- All right. I like you a lot.
- Really?
- Yes. I do.
It's, yeah, I'm gonna
have to let that be known.
With Timmy
I just feel closer to him.
Like he's chosen me
and it's like,
oh, I want to hug him.
I want to give him,
you know, a few snogs.
So, I'm buzzing!
Can I ask you a question?
Like could you see us
on the outside of here?
I wanna... Yeah.
I could. I could.
- I mean...
- Oh!
Timmy!
Yeah!
The way I feel about,
like, asking a question,
"Like, where do you see us
outside the villa?"
I'm like, my whole thing
coming into here
is I don't wanna hurt anybody
and I don't wanna sell
any type of dream or any,
you know, thing that's just
too far to call it.
So I was a little drawn back
from that, if I'm being honest.
How are you feeling?
Cool. I'm feeling good.
- Mady, did you wanna talk?
- Yeah, let's do it.
The recoupling has cost Andy
his relationship
with Isaiah and Mady.
As a real estate agent,
he should have known
that moving to Sydney
would be very expensive.
What a first recoupling!
I guess I just wanted to...
To talk with you
and I guess hear,
like, what you're
feeling right now.
I feel like, you know,
you kept saying to me
how we needed to be,
like, 100% honest
with each other
and you were not
giving that to me.
So I don't appreciate you
doing that to me.
Oh, I agree with you
on that one.
Like I... I wanted to say
I... I'm sorry,
that you did deserve
more than that.
And I just feel bad.
And it's a tough situation
and I just ultimately
followed my heart.
No, and... and that's what
this process is about.
With Sydney,
you should go 100% all in.
But there's no having your cake
and eating it too with me
so just know, like,
we can be friends...
- Yeah.
- But romantically,
the bridge is burnt.
Yeah.
I think I realize
that I deserve a man
and I think
I've been settling for boys.
I've just tolerated
that kind of behavior
and I'm... I'm done.
And I hope you find
what you're looking for.
I really do. I'm a bad bitch.
I'm not accepting anything less
than I deserve anymore
and I'm proud of myself.
Us women, we like men.
When Andy, like,
pulled me for a chat,
I was like, "Just know
the bridge is burnt."
Oh, what?
Mady is into
the motherfucking Chad.
Can I wear this instead?
You look sexy.
Sereniti talks in her sleep.
So do I.
Just get in here
and get some bed rest...
- Yeah.
- With your new man.
- I know. You too!
- And my new man.
- Your new man!
- If the titties could talk
- Smell like lemon.
- Yeah.
Tonight looks
a little different.
I'm just knocked out.
Oh my God! No!
- Weird as shit, bro.
- Isn't it weird?
- Do you cuddle?
- I do.
I don't know how you sleep
with this much clothes, but...
I usually don't.
Good night, Islanders.
Good night, Zeta.
Good night.
Welcome back
to "Love Island USA".
The islanders are ready
to face another day
having been
put on charge overnight.
Please do not ask
where we stick the cables.
The couples currently are:
Timmy and Zeta,
Felipe and Courtney,
Jesse and Deb,
Isaiah and Mady,
Andy and Sydney
and Tyler and Sereniti.
Mm, cut the shit.
It's too early
for this little shit of yours.
Andy, are you feeling
good this morning?
Yeah, I'm feeling really good.
Fuck it!
That was pretty healthy.
So it starts.
Super healthy.
Thank you.
- I'm happy.
- Yeah.
I've waited to see you
like this, you know?
- Yeah.
- Yeah. He was like...
I came back home,
but I was like...
Oh, that's cute.
It's a long time coming, dog.
You know, it just feels right
in my bed, so.
We had a good night's rest.
It's good to be able
to share a bed with Deb.
I'm just going to keep my eyes
on the prize, which is Deb,
and try to be
the best man I can be to her.
- Slept with the eyes open.
- What?
It's that fucking mask she has.
You haven't seen the blindfold?
You just turn over
and she's like...
I was sleeping next to Tyler.
My sleep was good.
I think I just smile
a little bit
when I know that I'm not being
delusional in my head.
- Yeah.
- You guys are really cute.
No cuddling on day one.
You know, we're not
putting out that quick.
We got to, you know,
let him earn it a little bit.
Keep it cute.
Handy man, Andy.
Yeah, I mean,
last night was tough.
- Yeah.
- Bro, I mean, waking up,
but, like, I know I made
the right decision for myself
and that's all I can...
All I can say there.
Right now,
there's a little tension
in the air between Isaiah and I,
but also I know I'm following
my heart and my judgment.
So, with time, I think
that's going to go away.
Obviously,
just because it is
the recoupling don't mean
that that strong
situation-ship gonna be,
you know, just thrown out
the door for sure.
So I'm obviously
going to recap on Sydney
and how she's feeling for sure,
you know what I mean?
But I didn't really expect her
to make a decision like that,
at all to be honest.
So, it's kind of on the spot.
I mean, I'm... I'm pretty happy
with my decision, of course,
you know, down to getting
to know Mady more.
I feel like, yeah,
with this situation,
Sydney definitely
just has to realize
what she had... what she lost.
Besides, I'm gonna
get to know Mady more.
Hopefully, Andy can just...
I just don't think
that man just gives a fuck
so I don't even... I don't even
wanna talk about that.
If he asks you if you knew,
what are you going to say?
That this was Andy's decision,
and I am going to give Andy
like the time,
but I don't want
our connection to stop.
I feel like
I should say something.
What?
Isaiah did kiss me goodnight.
- Oh, really? Okay.
- On the lips?
- Uh-huh.
- I'm not that happy about that.
As for Isaiah, I don't think
he had time
to process last night.
- It's like boiling.
- No, he didn't.
He's going to start moving mad.
And that's the thing, that's
why I'm going to be upset.
- Not mad at you.
- Oh, I know.
I'm still going
to be upset, though.
I really feel your emotions
so heavily right now, Syd.
Yeah.
Like I don't wanna
watch him do that.
- Just know I love you.
- We're all here for you.
- Yeah.
- And you can cry.
- When you're in here with us...
- Let it out.
I'm really sorry.
I'm a little bit,
like, taken aback, but...
I don't know.
I don't know why
I'm so emotional right now.
I think it's just
a lot to process.
I think what upsets me is that
it's not like that kiss
was in front of people,
like it was private, you know?
Dude, the question
that shook me out last night
is when Zee asked... She's like,
"Do you think you can see me
outside the villa?
- Like us outside?" I'm like...
- Yeah.
That's such
a far gone question, bro.
It's week one!
And it's like, I told her yes
and then now I'm just
thinking about what I said.
I'm not trying to take it back,
I'm just like, yo.
"And I don't even know how
we operate outside of this.
"I don't even know what
your schedule is like, girl.
- Exactly.
- "I don't even know shit.
"I don't know what you do
on your nine to five!"
Like that question kind of
rub me the wrong way,
- and I'm just like...
- Yeah.
Damn, yo, like I don't want to...
I don't want to
get caught in a situation
where I'm answering questions
that shouldn't be answered yet.
- Yeah.
- And... and then
with those answers,
like that shit holds weight
for girls, you know?
- Oh, a lot!
- I'm just
trying to be responsible, bro.
- I've hurt girls, bro.
- Yeah.
Yo, women be fast tracking me
and try to speed me up
in real life, bro.
You know how many times
I said no to, like,
the right situation on paper,
and that don't fly well
with a lot of females, bro.
Facts, bro.
I move sloth like
outside of the villa.
Like, I'm... I'm in no rush,
and it's like getting tested.
It's like you just
learn how to ride
without the training wheels
and now
I'm going against
Lance Armstrong right now.
Like, come on, son.
You better stay
at your own pace, bro,
'cause that's the only way
you gon' find out,
like, really your true feelings.
Yeah, bro.
Isaiah's ex-partner, Sydney,
is about
to give him it straight.
Perfect!
Waiters love it
when everything's
laid out on the table.
What's going on?
I mean, I'm shocked.
How shocked are you?
Because I know for Andy
to make that decision like...
I mean, he told me
he wanted to get to know me
and I told him
that I was very happy with you
and that I have
real feelings for you.
But obviously
some shit was cosigned,
you know what I mean,
so it wasn't like a one way
where he just fucking made
his decision last minute.
Let's be real.
Clearly, you want to also
get to know other girls?
I don't really know
what you want me to like.
But you kissed Mady
last night in bed.
She told me.
It was...
I mean, it's just, it's...
Fuck, man! I don't know.
I just needed some, like...
- Look, I'm not crying.
- No, you don't need to.
I'm not crying.
I'm gonna try
to get to know Mady for sure,
but, like,
I can already tell you
that it's not really
going anywhere.
- Really?
- Absolutely. Yeah.
Coming up.
Welcome to the main event!
Throw me, baby.
Welcome back
to "Love Island USA".
Okay, I'm seeing people
running in slow-mo
on a beach
in psychedelic underwear,
which means one of two things.
Either those edibles
are kicking in
or it's time
for another challenge.
Could be both.
Oh, thank goodness
it's a challenge,
and this one's called
"Tag Team".
We want to find out who's got
the balls to get in the ring
and go head to head
in a smackdown challenge,
as if last night's
recoupling wasn't enough.
And today
is extra special because...
Welcome to the main event.
WWE Star
and possibly Tyler's dad,
Dolph Ziggler,
is here to judge the Islanders
on how well
they execute the challenge.
Let's go.
And now for the main event,
it's time to see
who's got what it takes
to win the Love Island
Championship title.
First, a couple will start
at the top of the ramp
and smash through the WWE wall.
As they make their way
down the ramp
they'll trash talk
their competition.
Andy, you are
on your third re coupling.
Timmy, where the fuck
are you at?
The guns are out.
Then, they will make their way
into the wrestling ring
where they'll body slam
six slime-coated balloons.
This is exactly what I meant
when I said
I want to be thrown around.
Throw me, baby.
Pick me up. Slam me.
Love Island gods have spoken.
Thank you.
After all
of the balloons are popped,
the couple will make their way
to the SummerSlam carpet,
show off their wrestling poses,
and share a passionate kiss.
Sexy.
Okay.
After everyone's gone,
Dolph Ziggler will award
the championship title
to the couple
he thinks performed best.
Up next is Courtney and Felipe.
Yeah!
Andy, you just love
your shiny new toys,
don't ya motherfucker?
FYI, I am not a shiny new toy,
I am a hot ass bitch.
So, fuck you all.
Damn.
Hey, Jimmy.
You and Zeta
have been together for so long,
it must be boring there, no?
Does this look bored to you?
I'll show you.
Courtney's got
some melons on her.
So, I think Felipe's pretty
comfortable in that area.
He's comfortable
with giant balloons.
Yeah.
That one hurt.
That hurt a little bit.
I could tell.
I'm ready, baby.
Fucking better be.
This one's for the children.
I don't need an excuse
to sit on his face.
That's more than a three count.
- Introducing...
- Yes.
T...
And...
- Z.
- Z.
Rip that shirt off.
Isaiah.
I know you like the blondes.
Hopefully, Sydney will dye it
for you.
I appreciate the effort.
That doesn't win championships,
but I appreciate it.
Yeah, that's hot.
Give it.
Sydney and Andy.
You're next. Let's go.
Hey, Mady.
Don't have
too much fun with my man
while I'm gone.
Damn.
Definitely felt
like Sydney and Andy
was a bit awk.
Felt some tension in the room.
Any and Sydney don't really
make sense to me at all.
Tell me how you really feel.
- Holy shit.
- God, damn.
That's real teamwork.
Mady and Isaiah. Let's go.
Yeah.
Hey, Sydney.
You got yourself a boy.
Get yourself a man.
Hey, Andy.
I hope Sydney helps you
find your balls
here on Love Island.
That was good.
I love this version of Mady
and I want more.
Oh, God, he fucked up.
Bite it.
Down to one.
Down to one. That point.
- Here comes, Jebby!
- Jebby. Jebby. Jebby. Jebby.
You good? You good?
Yeah.
Timmy and Zeta.
Y'all look real good together,
but I don't know who wears
the pants in that relationship.
Interesting.
You address that first.
I'm going to let ladies first.
Yeah, you know,
let me address that.
Yeah, you go. Oh, shit.
What an elbow drop.
Oh, no, no, no.
I like it.
The winners
of the Love Island
Championship title...
Mady and Isaiah.
We had a rough 24 hours,
but we deserve this.
Yes.
Yes.
- Fuck the haters.
- It's a good day.
Great job, Islanders.
Now, get back to the villa.
The biggest party
of the summer, SummerSlam,
is streaming live this Saturday
at 8 p.m. Eastern.
Only on Peacock.
Welcome back
to "Love Island USA."
The Islanders are back
from a challenge
featuring more blueish slime
than that time Papa Smurf
stuck his hand in a blender.
What did you all think
about my comment?
- Yeah. What did you say?
- Yeah, you were killing it.
- Wow.
- I said...
I said, "Andy, hopefully...
Hopefully,
Sydney helps you find your balls
in Love Island."
- Yeah, yours was so good.
- That was good.
- That was good.
- I loved yours.
Because that was
like a personal dig,
which was so good.
What about your shot at Andy?
I mean, shit is facts though.
- Hey, yo.
- It's facts?
I feel bad for Andy,
but I also...
He kind of did
this shit to himself.
Yeah, I agree.
Andy likes the shiny new toys.
Like when another girl
walks in here, like,
"Oh, I like her better,"
you know what I mean?
Exactly.
I love how you are, like,
"Mady, don't have too much fun
with my man while I'm gone."
Too funny.
- I wish he was like...
- Shots fired.
I feel like we all got closer.
We all just got up
in speedos and slime and shit.
- All vulnerable.
- Just so vulnerable out there.
We can wear
these speedos again, dog.
Well, Felipe might but...
I wear speedos, I don't mind.
- You know, like...
- Yeah, yeah.
What's the worst thing
about having that much hair?
- This.
- Okay.
I can't fucking wear it, bro.
I almost choked on it this
morning when I was sleeping.
I was like, "Fuck."
All my ex-boyfriends
helped me with my homework.
No, I need one
who's, like, a little bit dumb.
- In what regards, Courtney?
- Felipe?
- I don't know, maybe.
- That's a good level.
You got to push it hard.
There you go.
Isn't it such a different vibe
when you don't know
what you're wearing
to then when you figure out
what you're wearing?
You're a whole different person.
You know, it's such
a happy household, right?
They don't need
to bring anybody else in.
Why would they want to ruin
how nice it is, right now?
Right.
Atta boy.
- What happening?
- Take it easy boy.
Oh, I feel like
a grown woman tonight.
Hello?
Mady, I'll keep
Isiah company for you.
Okay.
- They switch.
- You just want Isiah.
Flute.
- Flutes.
- Yeah.
Cheers to everyone looking hot.
Cheers!
Debs with Sydney,
who's taking a little trip.
Told you it was little.
How are you?
What are you, like, thinking?
Like, spell
your whole brain out.
I really,
like, just like Isaiah.
Like, I just wish
I was with Isaiah.
When you go to bed, you fall
asleep thinking of Isaiah?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
When you wake up,
you're thinking of him
and you just want to be
with him all day?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
This is hard.
I'm trying
to give Andy a fair shot,
but I can't help it.
Yeah.
Isaiah, it feels like fireworks.
You know, like,
I always want to look at him.
I always want to be around him,
and he always makes me laugh.
I feel bad for Andy.
But to be fair, like,
he's one that took the risk.
And either, like,
you fall or you don't.
I don't know.
I don't think you should
feel bad about anything.
Like, don't put that on you.
I'm, like, fuck... I'm so fucked.
- I'm so fucked.
- No.
I'm like, "Oh, my god."
I know, it's very overwhelming.
- It's a lot.
- It really is.
I can't.
Yo, what's going on?
I'm at the spot now with her
that she... she just hit me with,
like, a question
asking me about, like,
if I could see myself
with her outside the villa?
That's way too early, dude.
With Zeta, I want to continue
building our relationship.
But if a lady comes in here
and she checks
those initial boxes,
it would behoove me.
She makes it a point to meet
all the new guys
that come in here.
You know, I believe
her and Tyler
had a little nice little chat.
So, like, it would
just make sense for me
to investigate that option.
So, this is my thing. Emphasize.
"Yo, I want you
to get to know people."
Emphasize, like, "I'm going
to get to know people."
You need to end it
with, like, in a way of saying,
"I still fuck with you a lot."
- You know what I'm saying?
- Yeah.
You still have to give it
reassurance and clarity, bro.
Yeah, I'm going
to come in with that idea.
I just trying to be
a better man.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's sucks, like, coming in
and putting yourself out here.
Like I'm being thrown
in this, like, square.
And I'm just like everyone's
second choice in it, you know?
And that's, like,
a sucky feeling.
- Yeah.
- And...
Like, obviously
I'm Isaiah's second choice
because Andy picked Sydney.
I know whenever he's kissing me,
it's just to get back at her.
And, like, everything
is just to get back at her.
And Andy...
Because our beds... it's just...
I'm just in the middle of it.
It just sucks.
Like, I feel like I'm really
putting myself out there.
And then in the end, I'm still
not feeling good enough,
you know?
I constantly don't feel
good enough for people.
And so, for me, coming here,
letting my guard down,
putting myself out there,
and then
it's happening here, too.
It's just... It's a lot.
Mady, just now
it's such early days.
It really is.
I'm just so tired of,
like, not feeling good enough.
And it's like, "Oh, my God,
am I the problem?"
- Like...
- No.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm at the state in my life
where I want someone
to really try for me.
I want someone
to look at me and be, like,
"That's the person
I want to make an effort for."
And just to be
someone's first choice.
- Oh, I'm so tired.
- Yeah.
I really, like,
I couldn't understand you more.
- I promise you.
- I know.
- I overstand you.
- Same.
- I understand you.
- Yeah.
I overstand you.
But you're so fair.
Welcome back
to "Love Island USA."
Sereniti likes Tyler
because he's not shallow.
For him, it's not just
about the body.
It's also
about the cut, the color,
the way it bounces off
your shoulders and the breeze.
You... you looking so handsome.
- I'll be, like... Can I...
- Get out of here.
Can I touch?
That's the day
I get to make out with you,
outside of a challenge
is the day.
Because right now,
we're two for two
in challenges only.
Like, how...
How are you sexually?
Are you, like, the type of
person that likes?
Are you the type person
that likes to lead
or are you a little timid or...
Yeah, I like to take control.
What does that mean?
Guess you'll find out.
No, I need you to elab, Tyler.
I don't kiss and tell.
You have not kissed and telled.
Told.
You have to tell me more
about you so I can learn.
- What do you want to know?
- What do you want to know?
Do you want to know...
Like, I know that...
I know what love languages
I like to give and...
- I am physical touch.
- Yeah.
Does it annoy you
when I touch on your knee
and, like, ask to see you naked?
My love language
is physical touch.
- No, that's what I like.
- Good.
- That's what I am asking for.
- Yeah.
Would it be weird of me
to ask for a peck?
Look at them over there.
Serenity's doing
pretty cool over here.
They're hot as fuck.
- Shut up.
- Shut their asses up.
See, this is
why I don't kiss in public.
You are the one
who just asked me.
I know, but I had to.
I'm happy to know
that he's attracted me
because I'm very attracted
to him.
Yeah. We're happy
about Tyler here.
Yeah, they're hot together.
- His speech was so amazing.
- Yeah.
- At the recoupling.
- I know.
- That's so sweet.
- I cried.
I want someone
to say that about me.
It's coming.
You are such a soul.
- Yeah.
- Honestly, you are a rocket.
- Love gods.
- It's coming.
Hold up.
- Is there a text?
- I got a text.
"Islanders, you have company.
Please welcome Bria and Chazz.
#MixltUp.
#DoubleTrouble."
Bria and Chazz.
A boy and a girl?
Buckle up.
It's Love Island, baby.
I'm Chazz, I'm 21-years-old,
and this is my sister, Bria.
I'm Bria, I'm 24,
and this is my brother, Chazz.
I've got the looks.
I got the confidence,
I got the personality,
and the girls
are just going to love me.
I'm the full package.
I have the brains, the beauty.
There is no guy that's enough
to be with my sister.
The villa is not prepared at all
for the Bryant sibs
to take over.
Wassup?
Welcome back
to "Love Island USA."
Jesse is about to show
a complete stranger, Chazz
a warmth I wouldn't show
my own mother
if I was reunited with her
at Christmas
following a lengthy
prison sentence.
- Well, Jesse.
- Good, man.
It's good seeing you, bro.
- Hi, I am Deb.
- Hi Deb, nice to meet you.
I'm Chazz.
Chazz is a cute guy, for sure.
He came in strong,
which impressed me.
So, I'll give him that.
And Bria is gorgeous.
- Oh, Sereniti, you cold?
- How do you know my name?
- Hi!
- I'm Bri.
- Bri, nice to meet you.
- Bria, I should say.
One good looking guy,
one good looking girl
walking in the villa.
You know, definitely exciting
around here, now.
- Hi, I'm Mady.
- Hi. I'm Chazz.
Thank you, thank you,
thank you, Love Island.
- Nice to meet you.
- Bria, nice to meet you.
Bria is definitely
one of my types for sure.
Like, she checks
all the marks off the box.
Like, she fits the...
You know, the protocol.
Welcome to the madness.
Yeah, I'm glad
to be a part of it.
What the others don't know,
is Bria and Chazz have already
seen each other butt naked
and shared a bath together.
To be fair, they were
three and six at the time.
Do you have anybody
in mind walking into the villa
that you want to talk to?
I ain't going to lie.
All the girls
look mad beautiful.
I want to get to know each
and every one of you for real.
So as far as, like,
specifically who I like,
I'm gonna go with Sereniti.
- Good luck.
- Mady.
Oh, word, that's how you feel?
Okay. I like that.
Ain't nothing wrong
with a little competition.
For real,
a friendly competition.
- I like that.
- Yeah.
The Chazz guy
was a little bit ballsy.
I mean, you're not going
to be able to step on my toes
or anything like that.
So, I'm saying Mady fo' sho...
Deb.
Deb actually
caught my eye, for real.
And yeah, Sydney.
Since we're naming tops,
I'm going to say Isaiah,
Jesse and... Timmy.
It's never really fun
when a bird comes in
and says
that they're into your lad.
It is really not.
Yeah, well, I'm going through
is how I wanted
to crack on with my man.
And yeah, I don't like that.
You know what?
No, Tyler too, actually.
Oh, shit.
Are you guys each other's type?
- No, we're actually...
- Nope.
Oh, what? Oh, my god.
Look at this chick,
she's funny as hell.
That's a no for me
because that's my brother.
Wait, what?
- Oh, shit.
- You are?
Oh, my God, I can see it.
No one was prepared
for siblings.
I mean, oh, my God.
How are we going to do
kissing challenges and shit?
I don't know.
It is going to be fucking weird.
But you are you okay watching
brother make out with girls?
And you make out... Your sister?
So, you know that game
you play on the street?
When you look
at people walking by
and you see siblings or dating
and they're siblings.
You're going to need
the guy's permission
to take your sister out.
They don't need
to have my permission,
but I'm definitely
going to get...
What is that?
I got a text.
Oh, my gosh.
"Bria, America has voted
and wants you to go on a date
with Isaiah.
I got a text.
"Chazz, America wants you to go
on a date with Mady.
#MrStealYourGirl
#AndAllThatChazz."
Are you excited about
to go on a date with Mady?
I'm hella excited, yes.
Tomorrow night.
Oh, Brother. And oh, sister.
The two new Islanders
stake their claims.
- So, you knew about it?
- Knew about what?
Andy and Sydney's kiss
before the recoupling.
No, I didn't know about that.
- That's interesting.
- Yeah.
And it's
not to all happy families.
Timmy, are you running game now?
Is that what you're up to?
- We just talked.
- Liar.
You got something
to tell me or no?
- About what?
- Nah bro, cut the bullshit.
You got something
to tell me or no?
Oh, shit. Nah. Nah.
It's, like, straight up.
I'm confused right now. Like...
I'm sure you are
fucking confused.
Why you macking on Sydney, bro?
Why the fuck did you
tell me, bro?
Like, I have no fucking respect
for you no more.