Love Island (2019–…): Season 4, Episode 11 - Episode #4.11 - full transcript
An exclusive look at the best unseen moments from another rollercoaster week in paradise.
NARRATOR: Welcome to
“Love Island USA” Unseen Bits.
I'd like to tell you we dug
deep looking for unseen moments,
but honestly,
our cup is overflowing
with sexy and whacky footage.
♪ Sun keeps on shinin' ♪
♪ And the [unclear]
Keeps on jammin' ♪
NARRATOR:
So, kick off your shoes
or pull off your fake lashes,
and take it all in.
[groaning] Oww!
That is so torturous to watch.
- Here's to week 2, guys.
- [cheering]
A boy and a girl?!
NARRATOR: Our islanders
aren't just hot and dramatic...
I'm over it.
NARRATOR: sometimes
they're hot and goofy AF.
- Such range.
- Like, chef's kiss.
NARRATOR: And we're spilling
more tea than a toddler barista.
Nah, bro. That's bullshit.
Are you running game now?
Is that what you're up to?
- [scoffs] We just talked!
- Liar.
- [gasps]
- Uh-oh.
Oh, hell no!
What the fuck.
[imitates explosion]
NARRATOR: This
is "Love Island, USA"
Unseen Bits, baby, yeah!
♪♪♪
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
NARRATOR: Are you
ready to start the show?
So, as promised,
there was an unseen moment
that we were just
DYING to show you.
The Islanders are so full
of youthful energy,
I sometimes forget
they're actual adults,
who can legally drink,
purchase a home,
and even grow chest hair!
Note to producers in the villa:
hide the scissors.
- You shave your chest hair?
- No.
- Na?
- I feel like females like that.
I didn't shave...
I need to cut my nipples.
- Cut your nipples?
- No, like, shave...
Because they be getting some...
[staccato exhales]
long-ass hairs, bro.
You wanna hear
a crazy nipple story?
When I was young, bro,
I was playing dodgeball, and...
somebody threw
a dodgeball next to me,
and it kind of
ripped at my chest.
I was young, I lift my shirt up,
and I didn't lift
it up high enough,
and I saw a gash here,
and I thought
- the kid ripped my nipple off.
- [laughs]
- And started crying?
- So, not only that,
I was so caught up in it,
and I told everybody
it happened,
and I got
all the sympathy from my mom.
When I went home, I realized
I still had my nipple on,
and I tried to cut it off
with the scissors...
[men groaning]
- Nah, you're...
- You're wiling.
I felt like I lied
and got all this whatever,
and now I gotta finish the job!
- [laughing]
- Ah, I still got my nipple!
And I was trying to do it,
and I'm, like, "Nah."
I couldn't get myself to do it.
Hey, good thing you did it, bro.
I'm so glad I did.
I wouldn't be here, yo.
One-nipple Timmy.
[all laughing]
♪ Said if you came to party
like we came to party ♪
♪ Say hell yeah ♪
♪ Hell yeah
NARRATOR: It was time for our
Islanders to get together
for a sexy challenge
with a cute theme.
We went with wrestling!
Fun wrestling,
not the weird kind
that only happens
in high school gymnasiums.
When sexy people fall, it's fun.
When I fall, it's just
children pointing and saying,
"Look at the sad man, mommy!"
Yeah!
NARRATOR: And guess
who made it ultra-official?
WWE Superstar, Dolph Ziggler.
Andy, you just love
your shiny new toys,
don't you, mother fucker?
NARRATOR: The Islanders
started off the game
by talking more trash
than racoons in a dumpster.
Hey, Mady,
don't have too much fun
with my man while I'm gone.
[all oohing]
NARRATOR: That's what he said,
she said, down by the seashore.
First of all,
all y'all bloody wankers,
put it up your stankers!
Jessie,
it only took you seven days
and two other girls to talk to
to find maybe your girl.
[scattered murmuring]
Andy, where's your
backbone at, bro?
Bro-code, you break it.
[all yelling]
Ooh! Andy!
I don't know
what you signed up for,
but it looks like you wanna
make gingerbread kids!
[all groaning]
NARRATOR: Then they did what
I'm told are wrestling moves
on giant balloons
full of the stuff
you'd find on airplane toilets.
- [all cheering]
- Bite it!
Yeah!
[all laughing and cheering]
That one hurt.
♪♪♪
Appreciate the effort!
Keep coming!
[cheering]
NARRATOR: These are the moments
that members of the Blue
Man Group dream of!
This is also
how impressionist painters
work their way through
a creative block.
Well, today's
blue paint got real lucky.
Could have ended up
a handicap parking spot.
This paint is way more fun.
The inners of the Love
Island championship title...
- Mady and Isaiah!
- [cheering]
- It's a good day.
- Fuck the haters.
[applause]
NARRATOR: Bling-bling, baby!
♪♪♪
We love the viewers,
and so every once in a while
we provide everyone
at home with a gift.
Tonight's gift is a Love
Island Never Before Scene Moment
that's gonna make you
feel super smart.
- You heating it up?
- Yeah.
- Did you put water in it?
- I don't know, bro.
I don't know
if there's water in it.
You better not
just burn your shit.
Yeah, you better have
water in there.
- Yeah, yeah.
- That ain't doing anything.
I just remembered
because I [unclear]
- I fucking never ironed ever.
- I never really ironed, bro.
I used to put my
shit in the dryer.
In the dryer?
Now, there ain't no water,
'cause look.
Is it work...
It's not even hot right now.
There is no water inside?
- I don't think so.
- It'd be pushing out right now.
- It'd be spraying.
- I'm pretty sure it's gotta be,
like, you gotta
fill it right there.
NARRATOR: Weird,
I always thought
iron was a one-person tool
that required sub-optimal
brain function.
So if we don't put
water in this shit,
it will burn your
clothes for real?
- It won't burn it, but...
- Really?
It'll mess it up?
NARRATOR: And now we're
ironing the ironing board.
It must have a formal
event to go to later.
Yeah, it's getting hot, man.
What is going on
over here right now?
[laughs]
- We don't iron shit!
- I don't iron shit.
I put that shit
in the dryer, bro.
Yo, get the girls in here!
Five guys to steam one shirt!
You should be good to go now.
It's steaming, okay, okay.
- You just fucking go.
- You're good.
Who the fuck gave us an iron?
Golly!
Where is the manual for that?
[laughs]
♪♪♪
NARRATOR: The following clip
makes it hard to tell
if Deb belongs on Love Island
or in a chatroom
on the dark web.
Do you think birds are real?
What!?
- What do you mean?
- Sometimes I think
they're little robots
from the government,
and that's why they sit
on powerlines to recharge.
- I could see that.
- Yeah.
Once you start
thinking about it,
it really makes sense.
- Mm-hmm.
- You know.
But I've also seen
some dead, so...
Well, they just
lost their batteries.
- They're just always watching.
- I've seen some bloody ones.
Yeah, uh, I've actually
had a couple run into my car.
Do you think birds are real?
- Do I think birds are real?
- Yeah.
Of course, they're flying.
You don't think
they're government agents?
- [laughs]
- Why do they sit on power lines
and not get electrocuted?
It's because
they're re-charging.
And they say blondes are dumb.
I figured it out.
- [quacking]
- What the fuck is that?
He's talking
that shit right now.
- He's lost.
- I don't know,
- but it's got a Mohawk.
- He's the new boy!
The earth is flat
and birds aren't real.
I don't know
what these birds are doing,
- but it's, like, scaring me.
- It's the government.
Stop it!
I've cracked the code!
Call me Da Vinci,
because my middle name's
code... [laughs]
NARRATOR: Birds work
for the government.
Good to know.
Now instead
of paying all my taxes,
I'm gonna send bread crumbs.
You know,
get on their good side.
[unclear lyrics]
[giggles]
- Hi!
- What’s going on?
NARRATOR: Then bombshell
Tyler went on a date with Val.
Sure, the date was low budget,
but we here at Love Island
can add value in other ways:
by making it a fun game.
The first person
to eat anything goes home.
That includes you, Tyler.
Do we want to
cheers to something?
- Cheers to the first date.
- Cheers to the first date!
Oh, that is good.
NARRATOR: Come on,
eat the food!
Eat it!
You look lovely.
- Thank you, so you do.
- Thank you.
I think I'm interested
in finding more hobbies
and stuff I like to do.
I know that I like to party.
You said you like to party,
so that was, like,
a lot of people think
that's a turn off...
Yeah, I don't
understand that at all.
- I don't either.
- I think that
it's super attractive,
like, you know
how to let loose
and have a good time.
Exactly. It's not like
it's seven days a week.
- It's like four.
- Exactly!
- Four, maybe five.
- Four, five!
NARRATOR: Eat it! Eat it!
I mean, my sister,
she's, like, my best friend.
I have two brothers.
NARRATOR: Somebody
better eat something soon.
[rising pulsing tones]
[tones grow discordant]
Just stay positive
in everything.
NARRATOR: Oh, my gosh!
Is she going to...
Yes! Yes, she is!
She's going for it!
Finally!
Val chose snacks.
Nobody chose her.
Time for us to say bye to Val.
I'm still looking for the one,
I'm single,
so, boys, don't be scared
to slide in my DMs.
NARRATOR: Nothing says
class like offering your DMs
to millions of strangers.
Farewell, Val.
NARRATOR: Welcome back
to "Love Island USA"
Unseen Bits!
Isaiah, be a doll and explain
Love Island to
the viewers at home.
Shit fucking happens.
Shit happens.
- That's all I gotta say.
- Yeah.
So...
- Don't ever get too comfortable.
- Yeah. Yeah.
Did you not talk
to Andy at all...
See, I think that's
an interesting piece there.
I feel like there's a spanner
in the works there.
He's obviously not gonna
be too open to [unclear].
I think that might be it, too.
Andy, you need to get that talk
- out of the way, bro.
- Messed up.
NARRATOR: As you may know,
Andy kind of stole
Sydney from Isaiah,
and like any meal in Texas,
we got beef.
Man, I wish I could have
came and talked to you,
like, straight up.
I was heading in tonight
thinking Mady was
where I was gonna go.
And then, just, her and I
have just been clicking,
- I guess, last few days.
- Bro, like, nah, bro.
I mean, like,
it's bro code, bro.
Like, you should have just...
You could have
- told me that, bro.
- Bro...
NARRATOR: Uh-oh,
speaking of Texas,
looks like we got ourselves
an old-fashioned Texas Brodown!
The guy who says bro
the most wins!
It's, like, Damn, bro,
I didn't really know
what to say on the spot, bro,
to be honest with you,
I was like, bro,
just don't get it, bro.
I don't really feel like
I've broken the bro code, bro.
- I fucking get the bro code.
- There's just no way, bro.
There's no way, bro.
NARRATOR: Isaiah's off
to a big lead in this Brodown.
I think we should turn
this into a drinking game!
Bro, I was comfortable.
I was, you know,
this is gonna be an
easy fucking night, bro.
Like, nah, bro.
It's, like, what?
Bro, I've been thinking
about this shit all day.
I don't know, bro.
Plain disrespect, bro.
- I don't know, bro.
- [bell Dings]
I don't know.
Kind of one of the
consequences of this decision...
Bro code, bro.
- That's all I gotta say, bro.
- Well...
All right.
I'm not a person to get
too worked-up over bullshit,
but, like, bro code,
that shit's different.
You know, and if you break that
shit, I'm, like, I'm done, bro.
NARRATOR: After storing around
the entire villa
for a few minutes...
Andy! Andy.
- Let's have a chat, bro.
- Yeah.
NARRATOR: he confronts
Andy again for...
round two
of the bro code Brodown!
- What's going on?
- All right, bro.
[bell Dings]
You got something
to tell me, or no?
- About what?
- I'm trying to figure out what...
Nah, bro.
That's some bull shit.
You got something
to tell me or no?
NARRATOR: In this corner
is Andy, shaking in his boots.
Have we kissed?
Yeah, other than that,
I don't really know what...
Why the fuck didn't
you tell me, bro?
Like, I don't get it.
Like, bro code
was fucking just destroyed, bro.
Like, I have no fucking
respect for you, bro.
NARRATOR: Oh, man, I'm blasted.
I hope Andy doesn't
start saying, "Oop."
Otherwise, I'm end up
asleep on a park bench again!
Gave you multiple changes
to fucking tell me, bro.
That's bro code, bro, and I know
you don't give a fuck.
I do give a fuck, bro.
- No, you don't give a fuck!
- I do give a fuck, bro.
This ain't even about the kiss.
It's just about
you telling me, bro.
You had all day yesterday.
You had all day.
That's bro code, bro.
NARRATOR: I've got to say,
this Brodown
seems terribly one-sided.
I'm not saying I placed a bet
with a guy in a back alley
who's first name s Snake Eyes,
but I think
Andy's taken a bigger dive
than Jacques Cousteau!
- You could have said something.
- And I would have if I knew
that's what you're
looking for. I...
I shouldn't have to be,
like, "Yo..."
I shouldn't have to say
some shit like that, bro.
That's bro code, bro.
That is bro code, bro.
Do you not understand
what fucking bro code is?
NARRATOR: No one does, Isaiah.
No one does.
Yeah, I fucking understand
what it is, dog.
I don't think you know what
the fucking bro code is, bro.
NARRATOR: And the winner of
our big Brodown goes to Isaiah!
Good work, bro.
Take a bro... I mean, bow!
Wait, stop counting!
I'm not part of this.
Bro code, bro, all right?
At the end of the day,
that's all I got
to fucking say to you, bro.
Chop it up.
NARRATOR: Moving right along,
let's take a look back
at some ups and downs
of America's favourite couple:
Timmy and Zeta.
This is where we just
look down at our kingdom.
NARRATOR: Or as I
like to call them: Zemmy.
The king and queen
of the villa are here!
- It is nice.
- NARRATOR: Like here!
Here's an up:
they're up on the balcony.
[laughs]
- [unclear muttering]
- [laughs]
This is...
this is the vibe right now.
Manifestation is really real.
Think it, feel it, go after it.
Like, obviously
I can't just, like,
wave my magic wand
and make things happen...
- Got a magic wand?
- [laughs]
Tell nobody that.
[laughs]
I will show you
it if you're quiet!
In bed, so, like,
pull it out one night.
Is that my magic wand,
or are you excited to see me?
[laughs]
I'm dead.
You're too much.
I feel like I intimidate
a lot of guys.
- I see that.
- Yeah, but it's, like,
I mean,
I don't know why, 'cause...
I can tell you're smart,
um, you're pretty.
- Go on.
- [laughs]
You have a magic wand.
- Duh!
- That's scary. [laughs]
NARRATOR: If only Zeta's
magic wand could keep it going.
I do go
at my own speed at times,
so, please,
you know, just bear with me.
Bear with me on this journey.
[laughs]
Guys tend
not to talk about things.
- I know!
- [laughs]
You guys should
stop playing sports.
I think everybody's just
seeing how things play out.
Not uncertainty, but...
what I'm certain about
is what's up with you?
- I feel great with you.
- Do you?
- I feel really happy.
- Yeah?
- 100%.
- Aw, Timmy!
Y'all are kind of the
Apollo couple in the house,
- which is kind of cool.
- Bro, I appreciate you, bro.
NARRATOR: But like many
British-American relationships,
over time they become bitter,
like tea in a harbor.
I've got to know, like, how many
girls wanna crack on with you.
- You've not gotten to see that.
- But this is the thing.
Like, I don't know if you're
gonna get what you want.
It's not about chasing.
It's what I want
you to feel on the inside.
I don't care
what you do on the outside.
Timmy, are you running game now?
Is that what you're up to?
- We just talked?
- Liar.
I would love a hug.
I'm not gonna make
any moves with you.
Ugh, kick rocks!
♪ Intoxicated situation ♪
Sway in the morning,
sway in the evening.
Timmy you’re not part of it.
Whatever, Timmy.
Fuck you.
- No, I don't want no chaps...
- Oh, baby!
Yo! She's mad for no reason.
Mad no reason, Bro.
[laughs]
NARRATOR: But for some reason,
the other Islanders still look
to Zeta for relationship advice.
Tomorrow's actually
not promised in life.
That's the thing about life:
it's not promised.
I know, you're so right.
You gotta go balls to the wall.
- Just sleep on it.
- I will.
Sleeping makes
everything better.
Syd, you're looking beautiful.
Really? Thank you!
She has been a really big
influence on my experience
here in this villa.
I feel like I'm in,
like, a love summer camp.
I'm literally,
like, taking courses.
Some shit's gonna hurt.
Some shit's gonna sting.
Some shit's gonna cause
a tad bit of jealousy.
But it's all part of the game,
and we all love each other.
If I can be...
an "example" for anyone,
then that's lovely.
NARRATOR: I guess
it's the British accent.
Cheers. Let's go
have our little morning.
Oh, you’re so fit.
You're a rocket.
The accent makes her sound put
together and proper and shit.
Yeah, that shit's harsh.
NARRATOR: Americans will listen
to anyone with an accent.
I am living proof.
Just do what you feel.
Don't, like, say [unclear].
That's how I feel.
NARRATOR: We'll be back.
NARRATOR: Welcome back
to "Love Island USA"
Unseen Bits.
Whipped cream in the morning:
the best combination
of "I love myself"
and "I hate myself."
Fuck it, I'll just be healthy.
How do you guys all put
whipped cream in your coffee.
- That is just...
- Super healthy.
A cup of coffee.
I put some
almond milk in that bitch.
I put massive amount
of whipped cream.
It's, like, I need,
like, my daily sugar boost.
People are probably like,
"Damn, this girl
swears she's healthy."
Psyche.
It is what it is.
I love it.
And I'm... we need more whipped
cream, actually. It's all out.
NARRATOR: Nothing says,
"Good morning,"
like sugar and caffeine.
Yummy.
Guess what Isaiah isn't?
A doctor... good guess.
Nonetheless,
he has some scientific facts
that can immediately be proven
false with a cold pool.
Blueberries make
your balls bigger.
And healthier.
- What'd you say?
- [laughs]
Man...
It's full of vitamins.
I don't know if they
make the balls bigger.
Not only does it have vitamins,
but it makes you
produce more semen,
and your balls get bigger.
Gotta get those
blueberries in, man.
- [unclear]
- Huh?
[unclear]
I don't know,
it's for the big balls, right?
[laughs]
How many you have
to get those big balls?
- I'll let you know.
- [laughs]
NARRATOR: The girls are bonding.
They even have an inside joke.
They repeat, "It's up there"
which is "Up there"
in terms of inside jokes
that I don't understand.
It's up there! It's up there!
- It's up there! [laughs]
- Good answer.
Whenever something is top tier
or something I agree with,
I'm, like,
"Yeah, it's up there."
Me getting re-chosen for
a recoupling, it's up there!
Someone liking me:
it's up there!
It's up there. [laughs]
Look at your man over there.
Whoo! Tyler!
It's up there!
- It's up there!
- It's up there!
- It's up there!
- It's up there!
- It's up there!
- Sereniti, can I grab ya?
You wanna talk to me?
Of course.
Can I talk to my new man?
- Oh, no, not my mic.
- It's down there.
- It's down there!
- Yeah!
[cheering]
NARRATOR: I don't get it,
but they seem to think
it's hysterical.
To each their own.
Maybe it's an American thing.
Andy's kissing technique can
leave half a girl's face wet.
Luckily we have plenty
of beach towels.
All right, Sereniti,
how you feeling after that?
Well... felt like a battle.
Felt like a sword
fight a little bit.
- It was, like, dagger tongue.
- [laughs]
The tongue was
just very striking.
[laughs]
He was gonna rip [unclear].
- [laughs]
- I'll give it a seven.
Um, it didn't make
me feel, like,
any butterflies or, like, um...
Like I wanted it to continue.
It felt kind of forced
and just rushed.
The tongue was just
too straight and too hard.
It's, like, it was just not,
like, gentle enough or, like...
- Dagger tongue!
- [laughs]
- Feel terrible.
- We're mean.
I know. We're vicious as fuck.
They all need to go to therapy.
NARRATOR: Andy needs some help
in stepping up his kissing game,
and Felipe was happy to help
give him some pro-tips.
I think that might be the best
kiss I've ever had in my life.
10 for me.
You can grab the person,
you know,
and if I'm going to pretend
it's my hand, okay, so...
you know,
you just come and you...
[smooching]
And you feel that kiss,
you know.
I don't know
if that's good or not,
because it's weird
to kiss your hand,
but I'm trying my best.
NARRATOR: Was that
uncomfortable?
I'm uncomfortable.
Let's do that again with Isaiah.
Start off slow.
Start off slow
with the head grab,
and you kind of just, like...
♪♪♪
Damn! That's a 10 if that's
the highest it can go.
I loved every thing.
I didn't want it to stop.
It's kind of like
a row in the motion.
So, it's like a...
"ay... ay" kind of thing.
So it's, like, uh...
"Ahh."
And then it's like a "mmm."
NARRATOR: Let's see how he does
with this new knowledge.
Mmm...
I think it...
I think... Mmm...
What was our experience
with this kissing challenge.
Okay, I'm gonna have to say
we gotta start with that dagger.
- Oh, so sorry.
- Who was that?
- It was Andy!
- Dagger tongue!
I think you can learn
kissing somebody...
♪♪♪
What's it doing, like...
- [laughs]
- It was this.
[laughs]
I think the way a person
kisses kind of just shows...
Like, I enjoyed... like,
he brought me in and I liked it,
but then it started,
like, when he was, like...
[laughs]
I was... I literally felt
like I was having a joust!
Yeah, I think I'm
definitely a good kisser.
♪♪♪
NARRATOR: The past two weeks,
the Islanders participated
in lots of challenges and games
that really got them quite
close together, literally.
There was so much fun content
that we couldn't possibly
fit it all in the episode.
So here's some of the spiciness
that I saw that you didn't.
First night in the villa,
the Islanders played
a Love Island favorite:
- Suck & Blow.
- You guys ready?
[all agreeing]
- Good luck.
- I'm scared.
NARRATOR: One Islander sucks
while the other Islander blows.
Person who drops the card
must do the dare on the cards.
It's like an X-rated
pass the parcel.
"Take an Islander
to serve as your pole,
and perform a pole
dance on them."
[all] Okay!
♪ Ride this life ♪
♪ We did it now ♪
[cheering]
Oh, actually, that is...
- Yeah! Yeah!
- [cheering]
♪ Good vibes only ♪
♪ No matter who you are
gonna see the stars ♪
♪ Good vibes only ♪
♪ We only got this life
we can do it right ♪
[cheering]
- What!?
- [cheering]
♪♪♪
♪ Do it right ♪
That was shy.
[cheering]
♪♪♪
It's getting hot in here.
[cheering]
♪♪♪
All right.
"Give a guy you'd like
to share a bed
with a lap dance."
[cheering]
- Yeah.
- [cheering]
NARRATOR: Now that the Islanders
have all made out
with each other,
the producers thought,
"Hey, let's put them
in pirate costume
and have them make
out with each other again!"
And that's how
the Islanders found themselves
on a stage
in the middle of Malibu.
Yeah, it's going down, baby.
Like the shit.
NARRATOR: All dressed in sexy,
tattered clothes,
Islanders read a statement
written about another
Islander of the opposite sex
from a steamer trunk.
So, this girl had sex on a Jet
Ski in the middle of the ocean.
[laughs]
NARRATOR: And with the help
of the other team,
they have to guess
which Islander
this statement was about.
♪ Hey, now, look at me ♪
Seems like something I'd do.
NARRATOR: And seal
their answer with a kiss.
[cheering]
Then the Islanders would go back
to the steamer trunk to reveal
who the statement
was actually about.
And the girl...
is...
Deb!
[cheering]
You gotta give me
the scoop on this!
- That's lit. I ain't gonna lie.
- I mean, why not?
You're in the
middle of the ocean,
- you're on a Jet Ski, so.
- I like it, I like it.
- It's already wavy.
- [cheering]
You don't need a lot of the
motion of the ocean going on.
♪ One, two, three
I'm ready for ya ♪
Ooh, MILF on board!
[all ooh]
This boy has hooked up
with multiple MILFs.
How many is multiple,
I wanna know.
♪ Burning up the sky
burning up the sky ♪
♪ Talk to me
find out who you are ♪
♪ You're a superstar ♪
-Isaiah!?
[cheering]
Well, I definitely do have
a taste for older women.
And, you know,
women that have kids,
they typically know
what the fuck they're doing.
- So...
- Do they?
Well, they made a baby.
♪ Talk to me
find out who you are ♪
♪ You're a superstar ♪
I really love it here,
it's all these sexy people
just, like, kissing each other.
♪ You're a superstar ♪
Honestly, even if everyone
swapped couples
and started making out,
I would be so happy either way,
because everyone is so
fucking hot here. Like...
I'm living my best life.
♪♪♪
I think the challenge
went really well.
Um... but...
not fair that Courtney got
to make out with four people,
and I only got
to make out with one.
I'm the make out bandit.
[cheering]
Okie-dokie.
What do we have here?
A gift!
All right, "This boy
stayed with his ex-girlfriend
longer than he wanted to,
just to make sure
she gave him his
birthday present."
[laughs]
I don't like that at all.
♪♪♪
[unclear lyrics]
♪ What’s this right
in front of me ♪
Ooh, a little tease.
♪ Boom for your
flashlights, go! ♪
- [cheering]
- [applause]
♪♪♪
Okay!
All right,
let's find out who it is.
Oh, my god, it's Timmy!
[cheering]
I'm upset!
Um, yeah,
so I can explain, um...
- You better.
- You do that.
We kind of ran its course,
but she alluded to the fact
that there was a gift involved.
And, you know, I was curious.
I'm a curious dude.
So, like,
the gift was a Montclair coat,
- you know what I'm saying?
- Oh, I get it.
[laughs]
- No!
- Obviously I'm not proud of it,
but it did happen.
It was a good choice.
NARRATOR: Now that
everyone's made out
and we exposed all the secrets,
we brought in two new boys
in hopes to recreate more drama
with new boys and new make outs.
And what better way
to welcome the newcomers
than a game of Beer
Pong Truth Or Dare.
[cheering]
Here's some spiciness
that I saw that you didn't.
I dare you to make out
with two Islanders,
besides Sereniti...
[all oohing]
[cheering]
The time is up for that!
Let's go for the next one.
Whipped cream.
Oh... okay! [laughs]
I need courtside seats!
Damn, okay, sir.
[laughs]
Deb, I want you to throw back
for 10 seconds. I'll count.
Six... five...
four... three...
two... one!
[cheering]
[laughs] Oh, my God.
She's enjoying it!
[cheering]
[screaming]
I dare you to go up
to the girl of your choice
and make out with her
- and slap her ass.
- What!?
- Is it number one?
- [cheering]
What the hell?
Violent, baby.
[cheering]
[louder cheering]
Now that's how
you play the game.
- Watch all that.
- Bish. Shit is crazy.
NARRATOR: Welcome back
to "Love Island USA"
Unseen Bits.
♪ Yeah,
don't ask me how I do it ♪
I've seen a lot of
techniques over the years,
and not to brag,
but in my heart of hearts,
I know they should
let me coach these guys.
I could right
step up their game.
Watch this super professional
guidance in action.
Whenever a boy's working out,
I'm, like, "Oop."
Head instantly turns.
NARRATOR: Islanders have
to earn their sexy physiques.
But first they need to know
their way around the equipment.
I'm from Scotland.
I can tell you the metric system
is quite simple really.
6.3 Kilograms
equals one stone.
What's so hard about that?
Fuck, he's so fucking hot.
NARRATOR: Speaking
of workout equipment,
we packed the Love
Island gym with yoga mats,
kettlebells, dumbbells.
This is so boring.
[sighs] That will be my
recommendation for next year:
- get a fucking treadmill.
- Yeah.
NARRATOR: Oops, we left the
treadmill at the other villa.
[grunts] One!
- [grunts]
- Two!
NARRATOR: Okay,
Timmy, that's good,
but let's simplify it even more.
Let's try some tippy toes.
Get to work!
Flip flop season is every day.
Nice and easy.
Up... down.
Now I want you to do
the same thing, but less.
That's how you do it, Timmy.
Your feet are ready
for their "sole-mate."
Oh, I love this move.
I call this one
the broken scissors.
AKA: I've fallen down,
but I won't stop dancing.
Augh, I fucked it.
♪ We run it go, go ♪
♪ We run it ♪
NARRATOR: It started
to seem like we do everything
on yoga mats except yoga.
Oh, it's my favourite
piece of furniture at the gym.
It's not very comfy.
Kind of like a jet pack
- that doesn't go anywhere.
- I love looking at him.
NARRATOR: But you do get a
great view of the lazy Islanders
lying around
while you work your ass off.
And next up for the legs.
Go Timmy!
Let's go! Come on!
NARRATOR: Nothing inspires
you to work out your hardest
like your fellow
fans cheering you on.
Two-time world
champion of lifting.
- Four more!
- NARRATOR: I'm not sure
if Deb is trying
to motivate Timmy
or distract him enough
to have his body weight
fall on her chest.
- It's easy.
- [applause]
And next up is Chaz.
Chaz is a student athlete.
Lives in on-campus housing,
but has a great personality.
NARRATOR: Islanders can't
always depend on others
to get fired up for a workout.
Sometimes they have
to pump themselves up.
Lunges.
Oh, man. [unclear]
[muttering]
Soft ass don't
wanna do lunges, huh?
Huh?
NARRATOR: Timmy takes
some lonely lunges.
His hamstrings
are gonna be tighter
than a hippo's mini skirt.
[loud grunting]
NARRATOR: Courtney's
working gout her mind.
Some people call sitting
alone in silence meditation.
My therapist and loved
ones call it: "Iain,
you're ruining Christmas."
To the left, to the right,
to the left, to the right.
Now squat! And bend.
And hold two, three, four.
And stretch! Little bit more.
And release. And breathe.
Yeah, that's the stuff.
It was a calm day in the villa,
and the girls are trying
to spice things up
with a game of charades,
because nothing says a good time
like pretending to be a mime.
I never played,
um, you know, that charades.
- Oh, let's play right now.
- Are we writing, like, nouns?
Or do we write, like, an action.
Things to do.
Things we can act out.
Yeah, or, like, twerking.
Oh, so I can't
write Steve Harvey?
- No, we're not doing celebrity...
- Who the fuck is that?
Put 'em in.
I'll shake 'em up.
Sydney, be watching.
Don't shake them.
- Absolutely no talking.
- Okay.
♪♪♪
- Gossip.
- Gossip.
- Did you write that?
- [laughs]
I swear I didn't write it.
I was about to say,
"That's some cheap shit."
That was too easy.
[laughs] Jokers.
[laughs]
Hand job.
Hand job. [laughs]
I hate you guys.
Blow job.
- Choking on the dick.
- Gagging.
- Kinda.
- Someone needs to get this.
Banana.
A popsicle.
- Dagger of penis.
- [laughs]
What the fuck are you doing?
I don't even know
if I'm doing it right.
- I don't either.
- You are, though.
Your hair needs to be moving.
Your hair needs
to move out your face.
Tie that stuff back.
- Brushing your teeth.
- [laughs]
- Gagging. Choking.
- Spitting.
What is that called?
- I don't know.
- Choking on the dick.
Blow job.
Yeah, but,
like, what kind of blow job.
- Deep throat.
- There.
I don't deep throat,
so I don't know.
NARRATOR: Thank God
we're on Peacock this year,
because these girls
have some horny minds.
♪♪♪
Earlier Isaiah won the
bro code Brodown against Andy,
which gave him the confidence
to take on the fellow's
resident M.C., Timmy Swerve.
Hey, grow the fuck up,
bro, straight up.
[laughs]
Crossing people up.
I'll grow with
my dough up, okay?
I need the dough
from the floor up, uh!
Don't look down. Go up.
[laughs]
Yeah...
Yeah, yeah, get out of here.
You're staying ugly, boy.
You old as fuck.
- I'm-a glow up.
- Oh, you a glow up?
Shut your ass up, bitch.
Pull up.
Huh? Lay down,
bitch, from the floor up.
- Nope. That's it?
- That was it.
- You win that one.
- All right, fine. Fine.
[laughs]
You said, "You old as fuck, boy.
I glow up." All right,
I got you, bro.
All right.
I'm playing, bro. You're
at the best age of your life.
- Straight up.
- I'm in my Amazon Prime,
ya heard?
NARRATOR: Better
luck next time, Isaiah,
you wannabe player.
You tried to do your thing,
but best leave the
word play to M.C. Sterling,
babayyy.
Now, let's see what kind of fun
the villa's newest girl group,
DMs, have to offer.
Take it away,
Deb, Mady, and Sereniti.
Looking really short today.
This is the energy we need.
Let's bring it.
Soul clap.
[rhythmic grunting]
Yeah, yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh.
[rhythmic grunting]
- Yeah, yeah.
- I'd rather drink some wine.
Let's get some
mother fucking wine.
- One glass of wine.
- We get to get.
- Yeah.
- Give us some wine.
- Give us two.
- Uh-huh.
[rhythmic grunting]
- Give us two. [laughs]
- [laughs]
NARRATOR: Welcome back to
"Love Island USA" Unseen Bits.
Two things could be true
about this conversation.
One: Geography died when
we all became dependent on GPS.
And two: hot people
don't have to learn
about the world we live in,
because they're too
hot to feel uninformed.
Is Oklahoma the south?
It's the west.
It's the south, isn't it?
Is Texas the South?
- Of course it is.
- I have no idea.
Oklahoma's,
like, two states over, isn't it?
- From Cali? No.
- You guys are the worst than me.
[laughs]
And then west is, like, Nevada.
- Reno?
- Is that in Utah?
- Reno's in Nevada, bro.
- Is it?
- Reno 911.
- Is it, like, Lake Tahoe?
- Is that Utah?
- That's in Cali, bro.
Lake Tahoe's in Utah!
- No, it's not!
- Lake Tahoe's in California.
Is it? Okay.
- What's in Utah.
- I know
- there's something in Utah.
- Grand Canyon.
- No!
- Is it?
It's in Arizona, dog.
[laughs]
Why am I taking geography
stuff from Deb? Come on.
Thank god we're good-looking.
That's why we're
here doing nothing.
Jesus Christ.
NARRATOR: Based on how
bad they were at geography,
this next unseen moment should
come as no surprised to you.
- Jesse, get ready for your date.
- Right.
- What's her name again?
- Maria?
I think it's Frida?
Brida?
- Burrito?
- Burrito?
It's Brita. Brita.
No, his name is Chaz.
I thought it was Chaz.
Chaz... with a Z.
- Chazz.
- His name is Chazz.
[muttering] The kitchen,
or, like...
[cheering]
NARRATOR: This one
might shock you a wee bit,
but, hey,
what is said inside the
Love Island girl's
dressing room stays in...
Oh, no, wait.
- That's Vegas, my bad.
- All right, Tyler.
Thrill me again.
- Throw me against the wall.
- Yeah.
Andy probably has a secret,
like...
- I mean, yeah, I feel like...
- I mean, I would hope so.
I feel like I'm kinda
like Andy in a sense of like,
we're both a little reserved,
but in bed I want handcuffs,
you know.
- Oh, yeah, dress me up, baby.
- Okay, Mady!
- Her hair's changed her...
- I want whipped cream.
- Yeah, I want cream...
- Nutella on the dick.
[laughs]
Like, one of the last guys
I tried to mess around with,
I literally
turned to him and I said,
"Let's take a bath."
And he's, like, what?
- Ooh, the bath.
- And we took a bath,
and I fucked him in the bathtub,
and he was shook.
Oh, my gosh,
bathtub stuff is amazing.
NARRATOR: A peak into
the mind of an Islander
is such a treasure.
This is why we don't
expect our Islanders
to be masters of geography,
when they are devoting so
much time to the art of dance.
How you start, though?
Forward, then heel,
then this toe goes in.
Do it fast?
Toe... toe... toe...
What do you do with
the arms while you do that?
You just kind of,
like, you just kind of like...
It's not like this.
Not that part.
No, like, you're close.
It does take practice.
It's, like, real quick though.
You gotta do it slow
at the beginning, bro.
Do one side.
Just do this over and over.
Same time?
At the same time.
Yeah, just do one
side over and over.
You’re doing the opposite
and I'm looking that way.
Makes, like, an L.
Like I said,
Left heel, this one toe.
♪♪♪
- Yeah, like that.
- Ayy!
- So, that's one side.
- [laughs]
And then when you come back,
you Center it.
All right.
And then you...
uh, toe, heel.
Yeah, like that, ish.
I like the one where
you... what's the one
where you point up a little bit?
I don't know, you do
some shit where it's, like...
- Which one?
- You're doing some shit,
you just be going.
You be like that.
[laughs]
Or, like, is it like this?
Yeah.
I come to hit it, baby.
I'm the ultimate vibe.
Like, I go up in the club,
it's just like this all night.
I be, like,
"Ah, I'm talking shit."
And then when it’s time
to dance, I'm, like, "ahh!"
- All right.
- I've got my choreograph,
- you see that?
- Choreograph, bro.
Yeah, he practiced
in the mirror, bro.
Wait, wait, what's this?
It's, like, you, like...
you got it?
Like, grab it, you're like...
oh!
You, like,
kind of, like, snatch it.
Then you come up.
I'm starting on my opposite leg.
Yeah. I mean...
Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, ha!
Yeah, I didn't feel cool,
though.
NARRATOR: Those are some
pretty fancy moves, boys.
Martin Luther'd
be proud of this, bro.
[laughs] For sure.
NARRATOR: Well, we learned
a lot from today's Unseen Bits:
dancing, geography,
incorporating condiments
into the bedroom,
and of course, birds are
robots sent from the government
to watch us sunbathe!
Until next time.
Tomorrow night!
♪♪♪
One girl makes her choice!
And one boy will be dumped.
♪♪♪
♪♪♪
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
“Love Island USA” Unseen Bits.
I'd like to tell you we dug
deep looking for unseen moments,
but honestly,
our cup is overflowing
with sexy and whacky footage.
♪ Sun keeps on shinin' ♪
♪ And the [unclear]
Keeps on jammin' ♪
NARRATOR:
So, kick off your shoes
or pull off your fake lashes,
and take it all in.
[groaning] Oww!
That is so torturous to watch.
- Here's to week 2, guys.
- [cheering]
A boy and a girl?!
NARRATOR: Our islanders
aren't just hot and dramatic...
I'm over it.
NARRATOR: sometimes
they're hot and goofy AF.
- Such range.
- Like, chef's kiss.
NARRATOR: And we're spilling
more tea than a toddler barista.
Nah, bro. That's bullshit.
Are you running game now?
Is that what you're up to?
- [scoffs] We just talked!
- Liar.
- [gasps]
- Uh-oh.
Oh, hell no!
What the fuck.
[imitates explosion]
NARRATOR: This
is "Love Island, USA"
Unseen Bits, baby, yeah!
♪♪♪
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
NARRATOR: Are you
ready to start the show?
So, as promised,
there was an unseen moment
that we were just
DYING to show you.
The Islanders are so full
of youthful energy,
I sometimes forget
they're actual adults,
who can legally drink,
purchase a home,
and even grow chest hair!
Note to producers in the villa:
hide the scissors.
- You shave your chest hair?
- No.
- Na?
- I feel like females like that.
I didn't shave...
I need to cut my nipples.
- Cut your nipples?
- No, like, shave...
Because they be getting some...
[staccato exhales]
long-ass hairs, bro.
You wanna hear
a crazy nipple story?
When I was young, bro,
I was playing dodgeball, and...
somebody threw
a dodgeball next to me,
and it kind of
ripped at my chest.
I was young, I lift my shirt up,
and I didn't lift
it up high enough,
and I saw a gash here,
and I thought
- the kid ripped my nipple off.
- [laughs]
- And started crying?
- So, not only that,
I was so caught up in it,
and I told everybody
it happened,
and I got
all the sympathy from my mom.
When I went home, I realized
I still had my nipple on,
and I tried to cut it off
with the scissors...
[men groaning]
- Nah, you're...
- You're wiling.
I felt like I lied
and got all this whatever,
and now I gotta finish the job!
- [laughing]
- Ah, I still got my nipple!
And I was trying to do it,
and I'm, like, "Nah."
I couldn't get myself to do it.
Hey, good thing you did it, bro.
I'm so glad I did.
I wouldn't be here, yo.
One-nipple Timmy.
[all laughing]
♪ Said if you came to party
like we came to party ♪
♪ Say hell yeah ♪
♪ Hell yeah
NARRATOR: It was time for our
Islanders to get together
for a sexy challenge
with a cute theme.
We went with wrestling!
Fun wrestling,
not the weird kind
that only happens
in high school gymnasiums.
When sexy people fall, it's fun.
When I fall, it's just
children pointing and saying,
"Look at the sad man, mommy!"
Yeah!
NARRATOR: And guess
who made it ultra-official?
WWE Superstar, Dolph Ziggler.
Andy, you just love
your shiny new toys,
don't you, mother fucker?
NARRATOR: The Islanders
started off the game
by talking more trash
than racoons in a dumpster.
Hey, Mady,
don't have too much fun
with my man while I'm gone.
[all oohing]
NARRATOR: That's what he said,
she said, down by the seashore.
First of all,
all y'all bloody wankers,
put it up your stankers!
Jessie,
it only took you seven days
and two other girls to talk to
to find maybe your girl.
[scattered murmuring]
Andy, where's your
backbone at, bro?
Bro-code, you break it.
[all yelling]
Ooh! Andy!
I don't know
what you signed up for,
but it looks like you wanna
make gingerbread kids!
[all groaning]
NARRATOR: Then they did what
I'm told are wrestling moves
on giant balloons
full of the stuff
you'd find on airplane toilets.
- [all cheering]
- Bite it!
Yeah!
[all laughing and cheering]
That one hurt.
♪♪♪
Appreciate the effort!
Keep coming!
[cheering]
NARRATOR: These are the moments
that members of the Blue
Man Group dream of!
This is also
how impressionist painters
work their way through
a creative block.
Well, today's
blue paint got real lucky.
Could have ended up
a handicap parking spot.
This paint is way more fun.
The inners of the Love
Island championship title...
- Mady and Isaiah!
- [cheering]
- It's a good day.
- Fuck the haters.
[applause]
NARRATOR: Bling-bling, baby!
♪♪♪
We love the viewers,
and so every once in a while
we provide everyone
at home with a gift.
Tonight's gift is a Love
Island Never Before Scene Moment
that's gonna make you
feel super smart.
- You heating it up?
- Yeah.
- Did you put water in it?
- I don't know, bro.
I don't know
if there's water in it.
You better not
just burn your shit.
Yeah, you better have
water in there.
- Yeah, yeah.
- That ain't doing anything.
I just remembered
because I [unclear]
- I fucking never ironed ever.
- I never really ironed, bro.
I used to put my
shit in the dryer.
In the dryer?
Now, there ain't no water,
'cause look.
Is it work...
It's not even hot right now.
There is no water inside?
- I don't think so.
- It'd be pushing out right now.
- It'd be spraying.
- I'm pretty sure it's gotta be,
like, you gotta
fill it right there.
NARRATOR: Weird,
I always thought
iron was a one-person tool
that required sub-optimal
brain function.
So if we don't put
water in this shit,
it will burn your
clothes for real?
- It won't burn it, but...
- Really?
It'll mess it up?
NARRATOR: And now we're
ironing the ironing board.
It must have a formal
event to go to later.
Yeah, it's getting hot, man.
What is going on
over here right now?
[laughs]
- We don't iron shit!
- I don't iron shit.
I put that shit
in the dryer, bro.
Yo, get the girls in here!
Five guys to steam one shirt!
You should be good to go now.
It's steaming, okay, okay.
- You just fucking go.
- You're good.
Who the fuck gave us an iron?
Golly!
Where is the manual for that?
[laughs]
♪♪♪
NARRATOR: The following clip
makes it hard to tell
if Deb belongs on Love Island
or in a chatroom
on the dark web.
Do you think birds are real?
What!?
- What do you mean?
- Sometimes I think
they're little robots
from the government,
and that's why they sit
on powerlines to recharge.
- I could see that.
- Yeah.
Once you start
thinking about it,
it really makes sense.
- Mm-hmm.
- You know.
But I've also seen
some dead, so...
Well, they just
lost their batteries.
- They're just always watching.
- I've seen some bloody ones.
Yeah, uh, I've actually
had a couple run into my car.
Do you think birds are real?
- Do I think birds are real?
- Yeah.
Of course, they're flying.
You don't think
they're government agents?
- [laughs]
- Why do they sit on power lines
and not get electrocuted?
It's because
they're re-charging.
And they say blondes are dumb.
I figured it out.
- [quacking]
- What the fuck is that?
He's talking
that shit right now.
- He's lost.
- I don't know,
- but it's got a Mohawk.
- He's the new boy!
The earth is flat
and birds aren't real.
I don't know
what these birds are doing,
- but it's, like, scaring me.
- It's the government.
Stop it!
I've cracked the code!
Call me Da Vinci,
because my middle name's
code... [laughs]
NARRATOR: Birds work
for the government.
Good to know.
Now instead
of paying all my taxes,
I'm gonna send bread crumbs.
You know,
get on their good side.
[unclear lyrics]
[giggles]
- Hi!
- What’s going on?
NARRATOR: Then bombshell
Tyler went on a date with Val.
Sure, the date was low budget,
but we here at Love Island
can add value in other ways:
by making it a fun game.
The first person
to eat anything goes home.
That includes you, Tyler.
Do we want to
cheers to something?
- Cheers to the first date.
- Cheers to the first date!
Oh, that is good.
NARRATOR: Come on,
eat the food!
Eat it!
You look lovely.
- Thank you, so you do.
- Thank you.
I think I'm interested
in finding more hobbies
and stuff I like to do.
I know that I like to party.
You said you like to party,
so that was, like,
a lot of people think
that's a turn off...
Yeah, I don't
understand that at all.
- I don't either.
- I think that
it's super attractive,
like, you know
how to let loose
and have a good time.
Exactly. It's not like
it's seven days a week.
- It's like four.
- Exactly!
- Four, maybe five.
- Four, five!
NARRATOR: Eat it! Eat it!
I mean, my sister,
she's, like, my best friend.
I have two brothers.
NARRATOR: Somebody
better eat something soon.
[rising pulsing tones]
[tones grow discordant]
Just stay positive
in everything.
NARRATOR: Oh, my gosh!
Is she going to...
Yes! Yes, she is!
She's going for it!
Finally!
Val chose snacks.
Nobody chose her.
Time for us to say bye to Val.
I'm still looking for the one,
I'm single,
so, boys, don't be scared
to slide in my DMs.
NARRATOR: Nothing says
class like offering your DMs
to millions of strangers.
Farewell, Val.
NARRATOR: Welcome back
to "Love Island USA"
Unseen Bits!
Isaiah, be a doll and explain
Love Island to
the viewers at home.
Shit fucking happens.
Shit happens.
- That's all I gotta say.
- Yeah.
So...
- Don't ever get too comfortable.
- Yeah. Yeah.
Did you not talk
to Andy at all...
See, I think that's
an interesting piece there.
I feel like there's a spanner
in the works there.
He's obviously not gonna
be too open to [unclear].
I think that might be it, too.
Andy, you need to get that talk
- out of the way, bro.
- Messed up.
NARRATOR: As you may know,
Andy kind of stole
Sydney from Isaiah,
and like any meal in Texas,
we got beef.
Man, I wish I could have
came and talked to you,
like, straight up.
I was heading in tonight
thinking Mady was
where I was gonna go.
And then, just, her and I
have just been clicking,
- I guess, last few days.
- Bro, like, nah, bro.
I mean, like,
it's bro code, bro.
Like, you should have just...
You could have
- told me that, bro.
- Bro...
NARRATOR: Uh-oh,
speaking of Texas,
looks like we got ourselves
an old-fashioned Texas Brodown!
The guy who says bro
the most wins!
It's, like, Damn, bro,
I didn't really know
what to say on the spot, bro,
to be honest with you,
I was like, bro,
just don't get it, bro.
I don't really feel like
I've broken the bro code, bro.
- I fucking get the bro code.
- There's just no way, bro.
There's no way, bro.
NARRATOR: Isaiah's off
to a big lead in this Brodown.
I think we should turn
this into a drinking game!
Bro, I was comfortable.
I was, you know,
this is gonna be an
easy fucking night, bro.
Like, nah, bro.
It's, like, what?
Bro, I've been thinking
about this shit all day.
I don't know, bro.
Plain disrespect, bro.
- I don't know, bro.
- [bell Dings]
I don't know.
Kind of one of the
consequences of this decision...
Bro code, bro.
- That's all I gotta say, bro.
- Well...
All right.
I'm not a person to get
too worked-up over bullshit,
but, like, bro code,
that shit's different.
You know, and if you break that
shit, I'm, like, I'm done, bro.
NARRATOR: After storing around
the entire villa
for a few minutes...
Andy! Andy.
- Let's have a chat, bro.
- Yeah.
NARRATOR: he confronts
Andy again for...
round two
of the bro code Brodown!
- What's going on?
- All right, bro.
[bell Dings]
You got something
to tell me, or no?
- About what?
- I'm trying to figure out what...
Nah, bro.
That's some bull shit.
You got something
to tell me or no?
NARRATOR: In this corner
is Andy, shaking in his boots.
Have we kissed?
Yeah, other than that,
I don't really know what...
Why the fuck didn't
you tell me, bro?
Like, I don't get it.
Like, bro code
was fucking just destroyed, bro.
Like, I have no fucking
respect for you, bro.
NARRATOR: Oh, man, I'm blasted.
I hope Andy doesn't
start saying, "Oop."
Otherwise, I'm end up
asleep on a park bench again!
Gave you multiple changes
to fucking tell me, bro.
That's bro code, bro, and I know
you don't give a fuck.
I do give a fuck, bro.
- No, you don't give a fuck!
- I do give a fuck, bro.
This ain't even about the kiss.
It's just about
you telling me, bro.
You had all day yesterday.
You had all day.
That's bro code, bro.
NARRATOR: I've got to say,
this Brodown
seems terribly one-sided.
I'm not saying I placed a bet
with a guy in a back alley
who's first name s Snake Eyes,
but I think
Andy's taken a bigger dive
than Jacques Cousteau!
- You could have said something.
- And I would have if I knew
that's what you're
looking for. I...
I shouldn't have to be,
like, "Yo..."
I shouldn't have to say
some shit like that, bro.
That's bro code, bro.
That is bro code, bro.
Do you not understand
what fucking bro code is?
NARRATOR: No one does, Isaiah.
No one does.
Yeah, I fucking understand
what it is, dog.
I don't think you know what
the fucking bro code is, bro.
NARRATOR: And the winner of
our big Brodown goes to Isaiah!
Good work, bro.
Take a bro... I mean, bow!
Wait, stop counting!
I'm not part of this.
Bro code, bro, all right?
At the end of the day,
that's all I got
to fucking say to you, bro.
Chop it up.
NARRATOR: Moving right along,
let's take a look back
at some ups and downs
of America's favourite couple:
Timmy and Zeta.
This is where we just
look down at our kingdom.
NARRATOR: Or as I
like to call them: Zemmy.
The king and queen
of the villa are here!
- It is nice.
- NARRATOR: Like here!
Here's an up:
they're up on the balcony.
[laughs]
- [unclear muttering]
- [laughs]
This is...
this is the vibe right now.
Manifestation is really real.
Think it, feel it, go after it.
Like, obviously
I can't just, like,
wave my magic wand
and make things happen...
- Got a magic wand?
- [laughs]
Tell nobody that.
[laughs]
I will show you
it if you're quiet!
In bed, so, like,
pull it out one night.
Is that my magic wand,
or are you excited to see me?
[laughs]
I'm dead.
You're too much.
I feel like I intimidate
a lot of guys.
- I see that.
- Yeah, but it's, like,
I mean,
I don't know why, 'cause...
I can tell you're smart,
um, you're pretty.
- Go on.
- [laughs]
You have a magic wand.
- Duh!
- That's scary. [laughs]
NARRATOR: If only Zeta's
magic wand could keep it going.
I do go
at my own speed at times,
so, please,
you know, just bear with me.
Bear with me on this journey.
[laughs]
Guys tend
not to talk about things.
- I know!
- [laughs]
You guys should
stop playing sports.
I think everybody's just
seeing how things play out.
Not uncertainty, but...
what I'm certain about
is what's up with you?
- I feel great with you.
- Do you?
- I feel really happy.
- Yeah?
- 100%.
- Aw, Timmy!
Y'all are kind of the
Apollo couple in the house,
- which is kind of cool.
- Bro, I appreciate you, bro.
NARRATOR: But like many
British-American relationships,
over time they become bitter,
like tea in a harbor.
I've got to know, like, how many
girls wanna crack on with you.
- You've not gotten to see that.
- But this is the thing.
Like, I don't know if you're
gonna get what you want.
It's not about chasing.
It's what I want
you to feel on the inside.
I don't care
what you do on the outside.
Timmy, are you running game now?
Is that what you're up to?
- We just talked?
- Liar.
I would love a hug.
I'm not gonna make
any moves with you.
Ugh, kick rocks!
♪ Intoxicated situation ♪
Sway in the morning,
sway in the evening.
Timmy you’re not part of it.
Whatever, Timmy.
Fuck you.
- No, I don't want no chaps...
- Oh, baby!
Yo! She's mad for no reason.
Mad no reason, Bro.
[laughs]
NARRATOR: But for some reason,
the other Islanders still look
to Zeta for relationship advice.
Tomorrow's actually
not promised in life.
That's the thing about life:
it's not promised.
I know, you're so right.
You gotta go balls to the wall.
- Just sleep on it.
- I will.
Sleeping makes
everything better.
Syd, you're looking beautiful.
Really? Thank you!
She has been a really big
influence on my experience
here in this villa.
I feel like I'm in,
like, a love summer camp.
I'm literally,
like, taking courses.
Some shit's gonna hurt.
Some shit's gonna sting.
Some shit's gonna cause
a tad bit of jealousy.
But it's all part of the game,
and we all love each other.
If I can be...
an "example" for anyone,
then that's lovely.
NARRATOR: I guess
it's the British accent.
Cheers. Let's go
have our little morning.
Oh, you’re so fit.
You're a rocket.
The accent makes her sound put
together and proper and shit.
Yeah, that shit's harsh.
NARRATOR: Americans will listen
to anyone with an accent.
I am living proof.
Just do what you feel.
Don't, like, say [unclear].
That's how I feel.
NARRATOR: We'll be back.
NARRATOR: Welcome back
to "Love Island USA"
Unseen Bits.
Whipped cream in the morning:
the best combination
of "I love myself"
and "I hate myself."
Fuck it, I'll just be healthy.
How do you guys all put
whipped cream in your coffee.
- That is just...
- Super healthy.
A cup of coffee.
I put some
almond milk in that bitch.
I put massive amount
of whipped cream.
It's, like, I need,
like, my daily sugar boost.
People are probably like,
"Damn, this girl
swears she's healthy."
Psyche.
It is what it is.
I love it.
And I'm... we need more whipped
cream, actually. It's all out.
NARRATOR: Nothing says,
"Good morning,"
like sugar and caffeine.
Yummy.
Guess what Isaiah isn't?
A doctor... good guess.
Nonetheless,
he has some scientific facts
that can immediately be proven
false with a cold pool.
Blueberries make
your balls bigger.
And healthier.
- What'd you say?
- [laughs]
Man...
It's full of vitamins.
I don't know if they
make the balls bigger.
Not only does it have vitamins,
but it makes you
produce more semen,
and your balls get bigger.
Gotta get those
blueberries in, man.
- [unclear]
- Huh?
[unclear]
I don't know,
it's for the big balls, right?
[laughs]
How many you have
to get those big balls?
- I'll let you know.
- [laughs]
NARRATOR: The girls are bonding.
They even have an inside joke.
They repeat, "It's up there"
which is "Up there"
in terms of inside jokes
that I don't understand.
It's up there! It's up there!
- It's up there! [laughs]
- Good answer.
Whenever something is top tier
or something I agree with,
I'm, like,
"Yeah, it's up there."
Me getting re-chosen for
a recoupling, it's up there!
Someone liking me:
it's up there!
It's up there. [laughs]
Look at your man over there.
Whoo! Tyler!
It's up there!
- It's up there!
- It's up there!
- It's up there!
- It's up there!
- It's up there!
- Sereniti, can I grab ya?
You wanna talk to me?
Of course.
Can I talk to my new man?
- Oh, no, not my mic.
- It's down there.
- It's down there!
- Yeah!
[cheering]
NARRATOR: I don't get it,
but they seem to think
it's hysterical.
To each their own.
Maybe it's an American thing.
Andy's kissing technique can
leave half a girl's face wet.
Luckily we have plenty
of beach towels.
All right, Sereniti,
how you feeling after that?
Well... felt like a battle.
Felt like a sword
fight a little bit.
- It was, like, dagger tongue.
- [laughs]
The tongue was
just very striking.
[laughs]
He was gonna rip [unclear].
- [laughs]
- I'll give it a seven.
Um, it didn't make
me feel, like,
any butterflies or, like, um...
Like I wanted it to continue.
It felt kind of forced
and just rushed.
The tongue was just
too straight and too hard.
It's, like, it was just not,
like, gentle enough or, like...
- Dagger tongue!
- [laughs]
- Feel terrible.
- We're mean.
I know. We're vicious as fuck.
They all need to go to therapy.
NARRATOR: Andy needs some help
in stepping up his kissing game,
and Felipe was happy to help
give him some pro-tips.
I think that might be the best
kiss I've ever had in my life.
10 for me.
You can grab the person,
you know,
and if I'm going to pretend
it's my hand, okay, so...
you know,
you just come and you...
[smooching]
And you feel that kiss,
you know.
I don't know
if that's good or not,
because it's weird
to kiss your hand,
but I'm trying my best.
NARRATOR: Was that
uncomfortable?
I'm uncomfortable.
Let's do that again with Isaiah.
Start off slow.
Start off slow
with the head grab,
and you kind of just, like...
♪♪♪
Damn! That's a 10 if that's
the highest it can go.
I loved every thing.
I didn't want it to stop.
It's kind of like
a row in the motion.
So, it's like a...
"ay... ay" kind of thing.
So it's, like, uh...
"Ahh."
And then it's like a "mmm."
NARRATOR: Let's see how he does
with this new knowledge.
Mmm...
I think it...
I think... Mmm...
What was our experience
with this kissing challenge.
Okay, I'm gonna have to say
we gotta start with that dagger.
- Oh, so sorry.
- Who was that?
- It was Andy!
- Dagger tongue!
I think you can learn
kissing somebody...
♪♪♪
What's it doing, like...
- [laughs]
- It was this.
[laughs]
I think the way a person
kisses kind of just shows...
Like, I enjoyed... like,
he brought me in and I liked it,
but then it started,
like, when he was, like...
[laughs]
I was... I literally felt
like I was having a joust!
Yeah, I think I'm
definitely a good kisser.
♪♪♪
NARRATOR: The past two weeks,
the Islanders participated
in lots of challenges and games
that really got them quite
close together, literally.
There was so much fun content
that we couldn't possibly
fit it all in the episode.
So here's some of the spiciness
that I saw that you didn't.
First night in the villa,
the Islanders played
a Love Island favorite:
- Suck & Blow.
- You guys ready?
[all agreeing]
- Good luck.
- I'm scared.
NARRATOR: One Islander sucks
while the other Islander blows.
Person who drops the card
must do the dare on the cards.
It's like an X-rated
pass the parcel.
"Take an Islander
to serve as your pole,
and perform a pole
dance on them."
[all] Okay!
♪ Ride this life ♪
♪ We did it now ♪
[cheering]
Oh, actually, that is...
- Yeah! Yeah!
- [cheering]
♪ Good vibes only ♪
♪ No matter who you are
gonna see the stars ♪
♪ Good vibes only ♪
♪ We only got this life
we can do it right ♪
[cheering]
- What!?
- [cheering]
♪♪♪
♪ Do it right ♪
That was shy.
[cheering]
♪♪♪
It's getting hot in here.
[cheering]
♪♪♪
All right.
"Give a guy you'd like
to share a bed
with a lap dance."
[cheering]
- Yeah.
- [cheering]
NARRATOR: Now that the Islanders
have all made out
with each other,
the producers thought,
"Hey, let's put them
in pirate costume
and have them make
out with each other again!"
And that's how
the Islanders found themselves
on a stage
in the middle of Malibu.
Yeah, it's going down, baby.
Like the shit.
NARRATOR: All dressed in sexy,
tattered clothes,
Islanders read a statement
written about another
Islander of the opposite sex
from a steamer trunk.
So, this girl had sex on a Jet
Ski in the middle of the ocean.
[laughs]
NARRATOR: And with the help
of the other team,
they have to guess
which Islander
this statement was about.
♪ Hey, now, look at me ♪
Seems like something I'd do.
NARRATOR: And seal
their answer with a kiss.
[cheering]
Then the Islanders would go back
to the steamer trunk to reveal
who the statement
was actually about.
And the girl...
is...
Deb!
[cheering]
You gotta give me
the scoop on this!
- That's lit. I ain't gonna lie.
- I mean, why not?
You're in the
middle of the ocean,
- you're on a Jet Ski, so.
- I like it, I like it.
- It's already wavy.
- [cheering]
You don't need a lot of the
motion of the ocean going on.
♪ One, two, three
I'm ready for ya ♪
Ooh, MILF on board!
[all ooh]
This boy has hooked up
with multiple MILFs.
How many is multiple,
I wanna know.
♪ Burning up the sky
burning up the sky ♪
♪ Talk to me
find out who you are ♪
♪ You're a superstar ♪
-Isaiah!?
[cheering]
Well, I definitely do have
a taste for older women.
And, you know,
women that have kids,
they typically know
what the fuck they're doing.
- So...
- Do they?
Well, they made a baby.
♪ Talk to me
find out who you are ♪
♪ You're a superstar ♪
I really love it here,
it's all these sexy people
just, like, kissing each other.
♪ You're a superstar ♪
Honestly, even if everyone
swapped couples
and started making out,
I would be so happy either way,
because everyone is so
fucking hot here. Like...
I'm living my best life.
♪♪♪
I think the challenge
went really well.
Um... but...
not fair that Courtney got
to make out with four people,
and I only got
to make out with one.
I'm the make out bandit.
[cheering]
Okie-dokie.
What do we have here?
A gift!
All right, "This boy
stayed with his ex-girlfriend
longer than he wanted to,
just to make sure
she gave him his
birthday present."
[laughs]
I don't like that at all.
♪♪♪
[unclear lyrics]
♪ What’s this right
in front of me ♪
Ooh, a little tease.
♪ Boom for your
flashlights, go! ♪
- [cheering]
- [applause]
♪♪♪
Okay!
All right,
let's find out who it is.
Oh, my god, it's Timmy!
[cheering]
I'm upset!
Um, yeah,
so I can explain, um...
- You better.
- You do that.
We kind of ran its course,
but she alluded to the fact
that there was a gift involved.
And, you know, I was curious.
I'm a curious dude.
So, like,
the gift was a Montclair coat,
- you know what I'm saying?
- Oh, I get it.
[laughs]
- No!
- Obviously I'm not proud of it,
but it did happen.
It was a good choice.
NARRATOR: Now that
everyone's made out
and we exposed all the secrets,
we brought in two new boys
in hopes to recreate more drama
with new boys and new make outs.
And what better way
to welcome the newcomers
than a game of Beer
Pong Truth Or Dare.
[cheering]
Here's some spiciness
that I saw that you didn't.
I dare you to make out
with two Islanders,
besides Sereniti...
[all oohing]
[cheering]
The time is up for that!
Let's go for the next one.
Whipped cream.
Oh... okay! [laughs]
I need courtside seats!
Damn, okay, sir.
[laughs]
Deb, I want you to throw back
for 10 seconds. I'll count.
Six... five...
four... three...
two... one!
[cheering]
[laughs] Oh, my God.
She's enjoying it!
[cheering]
[screaming]
I dare you to go up
to the girl of your choice
and make out with her
- and slap her ass.
- What!?
- Is it number one?
- [cheering]
What the hell?
Violent, baby.
[cheering]
[louder cheering]
Now that's how
you play the game.
- Watch all that.
- Bish. Shit is crazy.
NARRATOR: Welcome back
to "Love Island USA"
Unseen Bits.
♪ Yeah,
don't ask me how I do it ♪
I've seen a lot of
techniques over the years,
and not to brag,
but in my heart of hearts,
I know they should
let me coach these guys.
I could right
step up their game.
Watch this super professional
guidance in action.
Whenever a boy's working out,
I'm, like, "Oop."
Head instantly turns.
NARRATOR: Islanders have
to earn their sexy physiques.
But first they need to know
their way around the equipment.
I'm from Scotland.
I can tell you the metric system
is quite simple really.
6.3 Kilograms
equals one stone.
What's so hard about that?
Fuck, he's so fucking hot.
NARRATOR: Speaking
of workout equipment,
we packed the Love
Island gym with yoga mats,
kettlebells, dumbbells.
This is so boring.
[sighs] That will be my
recommendation for next year:
- get a fucking treadmill.
- Yeah.
NARRATOR: Oops, we left the
treadmill at the other villa.
[grunts] One!
- [grunts]
- Two!
NARRATOR: Okay,
Timmy, that's good,
but let's simplify it even more.
Let's try some tippy toes.
Get to work!
Flip flop season is every day.
Nice and easy.
Up... down.
Now I want you to do
the same thing, but less.
That's how you do it, Timmy.
Your feet are ready
for their "sole-mate."
Oh, I love this move.
I call this one
the broken scissors.
AKA: I've fallen down,
but I won't stop dancing.
Augh, I fucked it.
♪ We run it go, go ♪
♪ We run it ♪
NARRATOR: It started
to seem like we do everything
on yoga mats except yoga.
Oh, it's my favourite
piece of furniture at the gym.
It's not very comfy.
Kind of like a jet pack
- that doesn't go anywhere.
- I love looking at him.
NARRATOR: But you do get a
great view of the lazy Islanders
lying around
while you work your ass off.
And next up for the legs.
Go Timmy!
Let's go! Come on!
NARRATOR: Nothing inspires
you to work out your hardest
like your fellow
fans cheering you on.
Two-time world
champion of lifting.
- Four more!
- NARRATOR: I'm not sure
if Deb is trying
to motivate Timmy
or distract him enough
to have his body weight
fall on her chest.
- It's easy.
- [applause]
And next up is Chaz.
Chaz is a student athlete.
Lives in on-campus housing,
but has a great personality.
NARRATOR: Islanders can't
always depend on others
to get fired up for a workout.
Sometimes they have
to pump themselves up.
Lunges.
Oh, man. [unclear]
[muttering]
Soft ass don't
wanna do lunges, huh?
Huh?
NARRATOR: Timmy takes
some lonely lunges.
His hamstrings
are gonna be tighter
than a hippo's mini skirt.
[loud grunting]
NARRATOR: Courtney's
working gout her mind.
Some people call sitting
alone in silence meditation.
My therapist and loved
ones call it: "Iain,
you're ruining Christmas."
To the left, to the right,
to the left, to the right.
Now squat! And bend.
And hold two, three, four.
And stretch! Little bit more.
And release. And breathe.
Yeah, that's the stuff.
It was a calm day in the villa,
and the girls are trying
to spice things up
with a game of charades,
because nothing says a good time
like pretending to be a mime.
I never played,
um, you know, that charades.
- Oh, let's play right now.
- Are we writing, like, nouns?
Or do we write, like, an action.
Things to do.
Things we can act out.
Yeah, or, like, twerking.
Oh, so I can't
write Steve Harvey?
- No, we're not doing celebrity...
- Who the fuck is that?
Put 'em in.
I'll shake 'em up.
Sydney, be watching.
Don't shake them.
- Absolutely no talking.
- Okay.
♪♪♪
- Gossip.
- Gossip.
- Did you write that?
- [laughs]
I swear I didn't write it.
I was about to say,
"That's some cheap shit."
That was too easy.
[laughs] Jokers.
[laughs]
Hand job.
Hand job. [laughs]
I hate you guys.
Blow job.
- Choking on the dick.
- Gagging.
- Kinda.
- Someone needs to get this.
Banana.
A popsicle.
- Dagger of penis.
- [laughs]
What the fuck are you doing?
I don't even know
if I'm doing it right.
- I don't either.
- You are, though.
Your hair needs to be moving.
Your hair needs
to move out your face.
Tie that stuff back.
- Brushing your teeth.
- [laughs]
- Gagging. Choking.
- Spitting.
What is that called?
- I don't know.
- Choking on the dick.
Blow job.
Yeah, but,
like, what kind of blow job.
- Deep throat.
- There.
I don't deep throat,
so I don't know.
NARRATOR: Thank God
we're on Peacock this year,
because these girls
have some horny minds.
♪♪♪
Earlier Isaiah won the
bro code Brodown against Andy,
which gave him the confidence
to take on the fellow's
resident M.C., Timmy Swerve.
Hey, grow the fuck up,
bro, straight up.
[laughs]
Crossing people up.
I'll grow with
my dough up, okay?
I need the dough
from the floor up, uh!
Don't look down. Go up.
[laughs]
Yeah...
Yeah, yeah, get out of here.
You're staying ugly, boy.
You old as fuck.
- I'm-a glow up.
- Oh, you a glow up?
Shut your ass up, bitch.
Pull up.
Huh? Lay down,
bitch, from the floor up.
- Nope. That's it?
- That was it.
- You win that one.
- All right, fine. Fine.
[laughs]
You said, "You old as fuck, boy.
I glow up." All right,
I got you, bro.
All right.
I'm playing, bro. You're
at the best age of your life.
- Straight up.
- I'm in my Amazon Prime,
ya heard?
NARRATOR: Better
luck next time, Isaiah,
you wannabe player.
You tried to do your thing,
but best leave the
word play to M.C. Sterling,
babayyy.
Now, let's see what kind of fun
the villa's newest girl group,
DMs, have to offer.
Take it away,
Deb, Mady, and Sereniti.
Looking really short today.
This is the energy we need.
Let's bring it.
Soul clap.
[rhythmic grunting]
Yeah, yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh.
[rhythmic grunting]
- Yeah, yeah.
- I'd rather drink some wine.
Let's get some
mother fucking wine.
- One glass of wine.
- We get to get.
- Yeah.
- Give us some wine.
- Give us two.
- Uh-huh.
[rhythmic grunting]
- Give us two. [laughs]
- [laughs]
NARRATOR: Welcome back to
"Love Island USA" Unseen Bits.
Two things could be true
about this conversation.
One: Geography died when
we all became dependent on GPS.
And two: hot people
don't have to learn
about the world we live in,
because they're too
hot to feel uninformed.
Is Oklahoma the south?
It's the west.
It's the south, isn't it?
Is Texas the South?
- Of course it is.
- I have no idea.
Oklahoma's,
like, two states over, isn't it?
- From Cali? No.
- You guys are the worst than me.
[laughs]
And then west is, like, Nevada.
- Reno?
- Is that in Utah?
- Reno's in Nevada, bro.
- Is it?
- Reno 911.
- Is it, like, Lake Tahoe?
- Is that Utah?
- That's in Cali, bro.
Lake Tahoe's in Utah!
- No, it's not!
- Lake Tahoe's in California.
Is it? Okay.
- What's in Utah.
- I know
- there's something in Utah.
- Grand Canyon.
- No!
- Is it?
It's in Arizona, dog.
[laughs]
Why am I taking geography
stuff from Deb? Come on.
Thank god we're good-looking.
That's why we're
here doing nothing.
Jesus Christ.
NARRATOR: Based on how
bad they were at geography,
this next unseen moment should
come as no surprised to you.
- Jesse, get ready for your date.
- Right.
- What's her name again?
- Maria?
I think it's Frida?
Brida?
- Burrito?
- Burrito?
It's Brita. Brita.
No, his name is Chaz.
I thought it was Chaz.
Chaz... with a Z.
- Chazz.
- His name is Chazz.
[muttering] The kitchen,
or, like...
[cheering]
NARRATOR: This one
might shock you a wee bit,
but, hey,
what is said inside the
Love Island girl's
dressing room stays in...
Oh, no, wait.
- That's Vegas, my bad.
- All right, Tyler.
Thrill me again.
- Throw me against the wall.
- Yeah.
Andy probably has a secret,
like...
- I mean, yeah, I feel like...
- I mean, I would hope so.
I feel like I'm kinda
like Andy in a sense of like,
we're both a little reserved,
but in bed I want handcuffs,
you know.
- Oh, yeah, dress me up, baby.
- Okay, Mady!
- Her hair's changed her...
- I want whipped cream.
- Yeah, I want cream...
- Nutella on the dick.
[laughs]
Like, one of the last guys
I tried to mess around with,
I literally
turned to him and I said,
"Let's take a bath."
And he's, like, what?
- Ooh, the bath.
- And we took a bath,
and I fucked him in the bathtub,
and he was shook.
Oh, my gosh,
bathtub stuff is amazing.
NARRATOR: A peak into
the mind of an Islander
is such a treasure.
This is why we don't
expect our Islanders
to be masters of geography,
when they are devoting so
much time to the art of dance.
How you start, though?
Forward, then heel,
then this toe goes in.
Do it fast?
Toe... toe... toe...
What do you do with
the arms while you do that?
You just kind of,
like, you just kind of like...
It's not like this.
Not that part.
No, like, you're close.
It does take practice.
It's, like, real quick though.
You gotta do it slow
at the beginning, bro.
Do one side.
Just do this over and over.
Same time?
At the same time.
Yeah, just do one
side over and over.
You’re doing the opposite
and I'm looking that way.
Makes, like, an L.
Like I said,
Left heel, this one toe.
♪♪♪
- Yeah, like that.
- Ayy!
- So, that's one side.
- [laughs]
And then when you come back,
you Center it.
All right.
And then you...
uh, toe, heel.
Yeah, like that, ish.
I like the one where
you... what's the one
where you point up a little bit?
I don't know, you do
some shit where it's, like...
- Which one?
- You're doing some shit,
you just be going.
You be like that.
[laughs]
Or, like, is it like this?
Yeah.
I come to hit it, baby.
I'm the ultimate vibe.
Like, I go up in the club,
it's just like this all night.
I be, like,
"Ah, I'm talking shit."
And then when it’s time
to dance, I'm, like, "ahh!"
- All right.
- I've got my choreograph,
- you see that?
- Choreograph, bro.
Yeah, he practiced
in the mirror, bro.
Wait, wait, what's this?
It's, like, you, like...
you got it?
Like, grab it, you're like...
oh!
You, like,
kind of, like, snatch it.
Then you come up.
I'm starting on my opposite leg.
Yeah. I mean...
Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, ha!
Yeah, I didn't feel cool,
though.
NARRATOR: Those are some
pretty fancy moves, boys.
Martin Luther'd
be proud of this, bro.
[laughs] For sure.
NARRATOR: Well, we learned
a lot from today's Unseen Bits:
dancing, geography,
incorporating condiments
into the bedroom,
and of course, birds are
robots sent from the government
to watch us sunbathe!
Until next time.
Tomorrow night!
♪♪♪
One girl makes her choice!
And one boy will be dumped.
♪♪♪
♪♪♪
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