Love Island (2019–…): Season 2, Episode 5 - Episode #2.5 - full transcript

A look back at everything that has happened so far, as well as some special unseen moments.

This is "love
island," more to love, your

weekly round-up of recaps,
exclusive never-before-seen

moments from the villa, and
beautiful people being scared by

balloons they popped themselves.

This year, "love island"
couldn't get to an island, so we

went to the only other place you
can get paid to make out in a

bikini all day... Vegas, baby!

And what happens in Vegas won't
stay in Vegas because I'm going

to tell you everything.

Welcome to "love island"!

Can hoff here, and
this is the face my voice comes



out of.

I know, but I am recording
tonight's show from Celine

dion's abandoned dressing room
here in Vegas, and definitely

not from under an off-ramp in a
alarming part of town.

Enjoy tonight's show.

Tonight, we'll revisit the most
memorable moments from the last

week.

If you're attracted to
carrington, please step forward.

The funny, the
sexy, the awkward, and exclusive

extras so big, the network had
to give us two hours to fit it

all in.

So sit back and relax as we
bring you more laughter.

I never met anyone from
Virginia.

I'm like, are you people even
real?



What.

And more to love
from the city of bad decisions

you never regret.

Welcome to the first episode of

"love island, more to love."

And to get you up to speed,
let's start off with a guided

tour of this year's villa in las
Vegas.

And I think you'll be pretty
impressed with what I've done to

the new digs.

I've added everything the new
islanders could want... walls, a

roof, bed, and a pool.

Now, let's revisit the moment
the ladies first stepped foot in

the villa mmm, champagne.

Take that, dehydrated body in a
110-degree heat.

Tell me now who's the boss
I'm cely.

I'm 24 years old.

I'm a spicy latina from
Sacramento.

I'm a big flirt, I could
literally, like, successfully

flirt with a rock.

I feel like this is my time to
meet someone who loves cely as

much as cely loves cely.

Like, that's what I need.

Show you how I do
just watch me now

What about you?

What's your type?

Yeah, I like someone who is,
like, a little bit, like,

younger maybe.

Cougar!

And of course they have to be
hot.

I'm moira.

I'm 28 years old.

I'm a shopping channel model and
I'm from New Jersey.

When a hot guy approaches me, I
literally can't contain myself.

I'm, like, you're hot.

Let's make out.

Let's get each other's number.

Let's have kids.

Where do you want to live.

Let's do this.

Ain't nobody else do it like
that."

"Love island."

You look so good!

Green is your color!

Girl, thank you.

My dad's really sorry about
everything you're about to find

out about me.

I'm justine.

I'm 27, and a building
coordinator from rockaway, new

Jersey.

On the weekends I work as a
gogodancer at nightclubs.

If you date me, like, you get
the best of both worlds.

I have a finance degree so I
have the brains and I have the

wild side so I feel like I'm the
full package.

You know what I mean?

Hi!

I'm Kaitlynn.

I'm 27 years old, and i'm
originally from lapierre,

michigan.

Try to find that on a map.

It's been a long time since I've
been surrounded by testosterone.

And I just want someone to touch
me.

I'm not asking for too much.

I've just been asking the wrong
person, you know.

Baby you look good hi!

Hi, guys!

Who's that sexy thing
I'm MacKenzie and I just

turned 24.

I'm from Arizona, and I'm a
full-time student.

Most of the guys I've dated in
the last couple of years have

been millionaires.

They happen to be millionaires.

I didn't seek that out.

I never pay for my drinks
people want to judge this

book by their cover but i'm
going to walk and I'm like, you

have to read the first chapter.

You have to get to know me.

I'm here to find love.

You guys are now about to
couple up for the very first

time.

Let me introduce you to
Jeremiah.

Cheer chier.

The energy, I dig it.

So much energy to
dig, you'll need a tractor,

justine.

My name is Jeremiah.

I'm 22 from a small town in
Mississippi, and I'm a sales

associate.

I feel like the person you're
dating, that should be like your

best friend.

If I throw a joke, you throw one
right back at me.

A good personality, a good sense
of humor.

I like them with a good Booty on
them, you know.

I feel look a kid in the

candy store.

Judging by the hot
bod, my guess is candy stores

don't happen too often.

If Jeremiah has your heart
beating out of your chest,

please step forward.

Ladies, look at the bod, the
face.

There we go!

After justine
stepped forward for Jeremiah.

Why do you think it took so
long to step forward?

I don't know, nerves.

Jeremiah and cely!

Picky cely.

Remove your dagger from that
woman's bikini, sir.

Please say hello to James.

It's my time and it's your

time and it's our time
whoa, this is crazy.

I'm James.

Im 27.

I'm a personal trainer, and I
live in Orlando, Florida.

I love tattoos.

I got my alien right here.

Hello, what's up?

But I would never get a girl's
name tattooed on my body, never.

Can't do it.

If James is your type, please

step forward.

Moira, why didn't you step
forward?

What coyou hope is coming out of
that tunnel?

More of, like, an instant
connection.

Okay.

James, who would you like to
couple up with?

I know you want to be
patient, but the instant

connection, I feel like I have
it right now with you.

Moira didn't step
forward for James, but he still

felt a connection with her.

Our next guy whose super power
happens to be walking in slow

motion, was tre.

I'm tre.

I'm 25.

And I'm a personal training from
south beach.

I used to play college football.

I was a baller.

Playing football definitely
I mean, I didn't necessarily

have to try.

Girl look at that body
people most likely label me

as "a player," and they're
correct.

I'm sexy and I know it
this is my club.

This is my bar.

So I'm going to make the most of
all of this.

Ladies if you like the looks
of tre, please step forward.

Come on, ladies!

Why didn't you step forward?

But, apparently, tre's energy.

Talking about the club a lot,
and I'm a home body, so I don't

know if our energies would
match.

But.

He also has, like, dangerous
eyes.

Like, they're really flirty.

And dangerous eyes
had the ladies seeing red flags.

I'm going to pick right here.

Cely!

Tre set those
dangerous eyes on cely and sent

moira to the side of the people
where beautiful people feel

vulnerable for once.

Next up, handsome and hairless
Connor.

I'm Connor.

I'm 23 years old, and I'm from
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, and an

auditor in public accounting.

I always stru struggled in th
dating world trying to pick up

girls.

It doesn't come natural to me.

Girls kind of make me nervous,
simes.

Use those numbers to get those
numbers.

Kaitlynn, why didn't you step

forward?

It looks like you shave your
whole body.

This is true.

And I like my guys hairy.

But you're very handsome!

Handsome and
hairless Connor coupled up with

MacKenzie.

Next up, it was handsome and
hairless carrington.

My name is carrington.

I'm from salt lake city, Utah.

I have a lot to offer to a
woman.

I'm sexy.

I have a great job.

I take care of myself.

I look good.

I'm the life of the party.

At the end of the day I get what
I want, and I do what I want.

I'll step forward.

Nice!

And carrington
requestw a "k" was drawn to

Kaitlynn with a "k."

For the only two reasons a guy
calls carrington needs.

She's hot and she stepped
forward.

Jeremiah and
justine coupled up for the best

reason possible.

Jeremiah is single.

Justine is single.

That automatically makes you our
last couple.

This is so awkward.

I don't know.

We'll see.

We'll talk.

And with that, we
had five beautiful ladies paired

up with five good-looking guys.

Cely and tre.

Moira and James.

Justine and Jeremiah.

Kaitlynn and carrington.

And MacKenzie and Connor.

And they all lived happily ever
after.

Kidding.

Please let me introduce you
to...

This wouldn't be
"love island" without a little

friendly, devastatingly handsome
competition.

Johnny.

What a man, what a man,
what's up, ladies?

I'm Johnny.

I'm 22 years old.

I'm from Virginia, and i'm
coming to "love island" to find

my one.

Honestly, I treat girls like
queens.

The man of my dreams
I'm all about bro code, but

it comes to a girl I want, if
you're not treating her right,

I'm going to.

Boys, you're looking a little
nervous.

Johnny here, in the next 24
hours, will be coupling up with

one of your girls, leaving one
of you single and vulnerable.

Johnny is going to
wreck an unlucky couple like

someone who just parked their
car in the middle of a

department store.

Wooo!

There's plenty more, more to
love coming up.

But right now, we have to take a
break.

Welcome back to

"love island, more to love"
where we revisit all the biggest

stories of the week, and a bunch
of small ones, because we've got

two hours to fill and most of
the world has way more than two

hours to spare.

We saw five lovely ladies paired
up with five handsome chunks of

man.

Cely and tre.

Moira and James.

Justine and Jeremiah.

Kaitlynn and carrington.

And MacKenzie and Connor.

And before our couples had a
chance to learn each other's

favorite tanning oil, protein,
or even each other's names, a

Johnny-come-lately strode into
their lives, and Johnny had a

To steal one of
the women leaving one of our men

single and in danger of being
alone while everyone is happy,

and then sent home... or as I
call it, parties in high school.

With the new suitor on the
loose, the guys had to move

quickly to prove they were a
better catch than Johnny.

Quick, pretend you're a great
person, is also my approach to

family reunions.

And now it's time for some of
our first exclusive, unseen

moments.

Earlier this week, we saw the
guys making small talk with the

ladies.

But there were some things you
didn't see, and with that, it's

time for the "love island" ice
breakers championship 2020.

First up, Kaitlynn and
carrington.

And she starts with, like, the
chillest question ever.

Are you religious?

No.

I'm not.

I'm trying to turn up and get a
little drunk today.

Oh!

So, did you come here to meet
someone or to party then?

I'm here for the right rans
for sure.

What about you?

Definitely.

Can I ask you one question?

Go ahead.

Do I have upper lip switt
right now.

Yeah.

Do I?

You weren't supposed to tell me.

The thing is I'm sweating.

This is Vegas and this is summer
so I'm sweating everywhere.

He knows what city
and season he's in.

Put a ring on it.

Let's see if Jeremiah and
justine are doing better.

What type of sleeper are you?

Do you sleep walk, snore?

I'm peaceful
I turn into a creature, take

off my makeup and start snoring.

I go crazy.

Get ready, it's really... it's
really a pretty sight.

You're going to... hey.

I like it.

You're going to like it.

I like all the snoring.

I like all that.

Honestly, if the
snore isn't too esof gal, it can

kind of act like a white noise
machine.

Let's check in with moira and
James.

I never really got into it.

Really?

I'm the youngest of four,
four of us.

Stop.

Four boys.

We're so close, you know.

Really?

You guys are, like, best
friends?

Yeah, yeah.

Just me.

So it's John, Tommy, and Ryan.

Hopefully you didn't forget my
name.

It's James, yeah.

I got you.

I'm still learning your name.

It's cool though.

Moira.

Moira.

It's Irish.

It's the Irish version of Mary.

How about more-ya.

More of you.

Edgar Allen James
with the word games.

Moving on to makensy and Connor
who are breaking more ice than a

clumsy mixologist.

Your smile is super, super
pret I.

Do it on point, or on cue.

Ready?

Three, two, one, smile.

See, you're so cute.

What are you looking at?

What are you looking at?

And you have dimples, too.

Do... yeah, heck.

No one has ever told me that.

Did you ever we're braces?

Yeah, and I had head gear.

No freaking way.

It was a hot look.

Yeah.

The whole thing.

I'm sure you looked good.

Nothing says i'm
so into you like reminiscing on

cumbersome childhood
orthodontics.

Here's our last hope in the ice
breaker championships, cely and

tre.

This is really random and you
cannot judge me, okay.

Judgment-free zone,.

I am obsessed with "star wars."

A girl that pretty
doesn't have to pretend shy

likes nerdy stuff to get a guy.

It was nice knowing you.

No, that's good.

You said, wait a minute!

It was a close
call but the winner of the ice

breaker championship 2020 is
definitely...

Johnny.

Because after those
conversations, he shouldn't have

any problems stealing away a
girl tomorrow.

With the ice broken, partially
cracked, or in some cases, still

frozen enough to build a penguin
apartment, the guys and the

girls shared the hot gos on
their fellow islanders.

Who wants to go first?

Who's in love?

Me, I'm going to word bomb it.

Like let me go, let me go.

Tre.

He was so sweet.

So are you happy he, like,
snuck in?

I was really sad when
Jeremiah got taken from me.

That was the worst!

Wait, how are you feeling?

I'm feeling like a friendship
way.

Oh, you are?

Yeah.

I'm going to be real,
justine, she's cool.

Her personality is on point.

Real personality.

Yeah.

What about you?

You were super smitten, too,
right?

I think he's so cute.

How does it feel to be with
your guy?

What did you think?

I'm really happy.

What about you?

Yeah.

Uhm...

I feel like you're not
feeling it.

I'm definitely going to keep
getting to know carrington.

He's super nice.

I do like his personality a lot.

But, I mean, the situation is a
little bit intimidating so i'm

just kind of testing the waters
a little bit.

And then I'm going to pounce.

I think Connor's cuter than
carrington.

Hands off, ladies.

There's about to be a girl
fight.

We all have the opportunity
of a lifetime.

Everybody else is locked up.

We're all here.

We get to walk around freely, no
masks, talk to girls.

That's what I was going to ask
you, man, did you have a first

attraction?

Am I feeling anyone.

You know you have somebody in
mind.

I have my eye on a few people.

If I pick somebody tomorrow I
think it will be the last night

i sleep in the bed solo.

If I tip on toes, that's it.

Johnny, pedicures
are impossible during lockdown.

No stepping on toes.

Day one.

Would anyone hook up in here?

No, I don't think so.

I made a promise to moiz that
I'm not going to.

Actually, I lied.

I don't even think I believe
that.

Making out for sure.

A lot of making out.

Like, just do it.

Now it's time for
a break, but first, we're going

to leave you with something to
wonder about while you wait.

It's another exclusive, unseen
moment from the villa.

Like, I can literally see
through my body.

I can see the blood stream
running.

What does it even mean.

Here's Kaitlynn
being impressed by the mirror

and lighting in the cressing
room.

This mirror is so impressive.

And my teeth, this light just
whitens my teeth next level.

Wow, I'm so in love with my
reflection right now.

I still look a little scary
at the moment.

I look not human.

Give is a sec.

But what happens next?

"A," Kaitlynn gasps, amazed by
her own beauty.

"B," Kaitlynn gasps, realizing
she's using the wrong shade of

bronzer.

Or "c," Kaitlynn gasps, relieved
she can finally pull out her

ingrown hair causing an eruption
of cheers throughout the kreings

room?

What happens next?

We'll find out after the break

Welcome become to

"love island, more to love."

Before the break, we saw
Kaitlynn admiring the clarity of

her reflection in the dressing
room mirror.

Is this me or is it just so
impressive?

And my teeth, like, i... this
light just whitens my teeth,

like, next level.

But what happens next?

"A," cat lin kapses amazed by
her own beauty.

"B," Kaitlynn gasps realizing
she's used the wrong shade of

bronzer.

Or "c," Kaitlynn gasps relieved
she can finally pull out her own

ingrown hair causing an eruption
of cheers throughout the

dressing room.

Let's see what happened next.

My inground hair!

I can finally do it
if you were in the inground

hair camp, treat yourself to a
facial, you derm to logical

psychic, you.

As the islanders headed into
their first night, it was time

to really bring everyone closer
together.

We were gonna play a game called
"game of thongs," but we went

with something classier.

It's called "suck and blow."

Do you play this a lot?

Girl, don't call me out like
that.

Islanders must
pass a card from person to

person using only their mouth.

If the card falls, the one who
dropped it must do a dare.

Warning, some dares would make
even a Reno girl blush.

Kiss an islander that is not
your partner that you would like

to get to know better.

We're pros on this side.

What the hell?

Kiss an islander from one ear
along the neck to the other ear.

Do you want me to do that to
you?

Yeah!

Okay.

Yeah!

Ooooh.

That kiss was so hot, I got
so goosebumpy.

I'm still a little bit, like,
blushy about it.

Oh!

Kiss the person to your right.

Oh!

The group must choose the
hottest boy and girl and they

must kiss.

Wait, are we... Connor.

Are we going around and
saying who the hottest boy is?

My answer is already obvious.

Yeah!

Woooo!

Dangerous kiss,
white pants and bronzer.

Careful.

The islanders might not be
veteran suck and bloweys but you

didn't see their tour of oral
cute.

So exclusive for your eyes only,
and anyone pirating this on a

vpn.

Here are the dares you miss.

Long gnomes, cue the sucking and
blowing!

Pop a lung, bro.

Your partner chooses your dare.

Oooooh!

Uh-oh.

You have to take off all your
clothes and jump in the pool.

All the way in.

All the way in.

And with that bold
display, Jeremiah ruined an

$8,000 watch his uncle
bequeathed him.

That was great.

Come on, bro!

All right.

Choose a boy to strip down to
their underwear and do a sexy

runway walk by the pool.

James.

Take it off!

Yeah, boy!

I think he's
showing them another tattoo.

We're pros on this side.

What the hell!

What the hell is right.

James you couldn't suck your way
out of a vacuum store.

I'm the worst.

Give an islander a lap dance.

Ooooh!

Yeah!

Woooo!

Those cards are
dropping more than James' pants

even when it is belt day.

Pick two islanders to kiss
each other.

Ooooh.

Moira and your man.

Ooooh!

I just realized, they've got
matching microphone packs.

They are meant to be.

Okay, let's move on from house
of cards Las Vegas, because like

a guy with a loose-fitting hat
on a windy day, we have to keep

recapping.

There is way more you missed
this week.

The producers say

i talk too much and I only have
30 seconds to get through the

rest of night one.

Here is goes.

It's now or never
Johnny pulled Kaitlynn aside

which made carrington jellos,
but tre wanted in on the action.

Obviously, you are attractive.

He had a chat with
Kaitlynn that ended with a kiss,

and mckinsey was bummed about
her first kiss.

Then justine cried
because she doesn't like any of

the sexy guys we put in the
villa.

Then the islanders got ready for
bed, and tre kissed cely, even

though he just got done kissing
Kaitlynn.

Stop the clock!

Stop the clock!

Did I do it?

Oh, my god, that was crazy!

Oh, thanks cely.

Like a cardiologist who doesn't
know his own strength, Johnny is

going to break some hearts.

He has just 24 hours to steal a
girl from one of the other guys.

How will high do it, you ask?

Let us tell you with "love
island how to steal a girl in

one day."

I'm not going to lie.

I didn't expect to be in a
situation like this, this early.

It kind of sucks, man.

We don't know exactly what move
he's going to do.

We don't know what's going
through his head.

Step one, play it
cool so they feel a little

panicked.

Think of the fonz in a hostage
situation.

I'm going to talk to her
every day.

Can you come join us now, sir?

Step two, pretend
you don't keep secrets.

I don't have any secrets.

Step two and a
half, make sure everyone's

partners are more nervous than
one of those small dogs that are

nothing but skin sitting in
baskets shaking all Kay.

And to think, they started out
as wolves.

Kaitlynn.

I'm definitely going to talk to
her again.

Cely, bro.

Yeah, bro, I don't know.

Yeah, marng it's tough.

It's such... it's such a cool
situation to be in, but it's

still stressful, you know,
know,.

Step three, once
you narrowed down your option,

get some private time and
announce it to everyone.

Can I have some private time?

Yeah.

I appreciate that.

If I were to pick you, I want
you to still be open to meet

meeting people and I want to be
open to meeting people as well.

But I also want to develop our
relationship if that were to

happen.

Yeah, that stuff is so
important and it's so nice to

hear you say that.

To be, honest, you're a
whole-ass man.

Hey!

I'm pleasantly surprised.

I'm not the type of guy to
initially want to step on

someone's toes and take their
girl straight out from under

them.

But if I take a girl away from a
guy and she's not happy about

it, that's not anything good for
me, you know.

I want a girl that's happy to be
with me.

Right back at you.

Appreciate it.

Jet stream great,
Johnny, now on to the next one.

I just want to be transplant,
real.

You're one of the few.

It makes things so much better.

If I were to pick you, would you
be just interested?

Yes.

I would confid definitely like t
to know you more.

Step four, steal
the girl you don't want to steal

to get the scoop on the girls
you do want to steal.

Do you have any inside scoops?

I'm hovering over cely and
Kaitlynn.

And it's, like, it's hard,
because, obviously, me and the

guys are hitting it off, and me
and tre talked about it.

And he's into cely, too, and he
disappoint have eyes for anyone

else.

Tre did, though, kiss
Kaitlynn last night.

Whoa!

Okay!

Hello!

Tre didn't tell me that, okay.

All right, tre.

I think that everyone is kind
of, like, feeling out their

partners.

But I do think that you're on
everyone's mind.

Step five, don't freak out.

Whatever you do, don't freak
out.

I'm freaking out.

Oh, big mistake!

I want to get to know all of
them through and through soy I

make the right decision.

I want somebody happy to be with
me.

I don't want someone who is
annoyed to be with me.

I have to break somebody's
heart.

After completing
"love island's" step-by-step

guide, it's time for Johnny to
go rogue and make a decision on

which girl he wants to steal
after one day.

The girl I would like to
couple up with is cely.

Johnny stole cely

in within day, and tre was left
single.

But he'll be okay.

The family crest he doesn't have
motty is, "if at first you don't

succeed, tre, tre again."

I loved every second.

.It's all love, man.

I would have done the same
thing.

I know you would have.

It's time for
another break, but when we come

back, I'll tell you about which
hot islanders did stuff in a hot

wa and the hot response of the
other hot hotties.

We'll be hot back.

"Love island other than more to
love."

Now that bombshell Johnny made
his decision, it was time for

the villa to relax a little.

I got a text!

Hey come on, come on, come
on, come on!

Do people still say "psyche?"

Did I age myself?

Jeremiah and carrington received
texts to go meet some new ladies

in the bubbly sex bubble we call
a jacuzzi.

This should be fun.

We might never leave the hot
tub.

All night, man, all night.

You actually all want to do
this.

This is warfare
my name is Rachel.

I'm 21.

I'm from Minneapolis, Minnesota.

I know who I want.

I know who I am, so I'm not
really here to waste time.

You can run but you can't hide
bring on the men.

Heyually, my name is

kierstan.

I'm 23 years old.

I'm from Austin, Texas, and i'm
a bartender.

I'm so excited to get into the
villa.

I have these brand-new babies on
my chest.

Brand new.

You can look but don't touch.

I'm single.

I'm ready to mingle, and i'm
ready for you boys so you better

be ready for me.

This is warfare
hey, how you all doing.

Hi!

Hello.

How are you?

I'm good.

I'm doing even better now.

Too over-excited
guys meet too lovely girls that

have been waiting in the jacuzzi
so long they're prunier than the

pruns in my prune farm.

I never mentioned my prune farm.

Carrington and Jeremiah are not
single but certainly ready to

mingle.

I'm Rachel.

And you are?

Jeremiah.

You're beautiful.

Thank you.

The girls chose
the boys because they felt an

attraction and acted on it,
rather than spending years

stalking their Facebook.

How very European.

After dancing with death by not
respecting the whole eating time

and pool thing, kierstan and
Rachel are going to meet the

other islanders.

What's up?

Oh, gee, girl, welcome to
bikini-clad home wreckers with

open arms and fake smiles.

We're very coupled up.

We're very coupled up.

What is your all type.

Let's jump in?

I'm a suck are for broad
shoulders.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Nothing gets girls
all heated up like joint

mobility.

Outside of the guys you're
looking at, if you are, looking

at somebody else.

I'm looking to meet somebody
not already coupled up already.

I think you were my second
choice.

And then Connor was, but, sorry,
you're hers.

So, now I'm backing off that.

Uh-oh.

We're very, like... even Connor.

Big... yeah.

Oh, my god!

That is not...
We're strictly coupled up.

Back off.

I literally said that, verbatim.

She said... we're all coupled
up.

I'm not going to waste my time.

I'm going to be like, "who is
available?"

I'll back off.

I know.

You know what, you all can't
take a joke.

MacKenzie is a stand-up.

I'm going to leave.

Can't deal with hecklers.

See you later.

Emotions are all over the
place right now.

My intention was not to come
across as, like, possessive of

Connor, like I needed to Mark my
territory.

And... I was frustrated by that,
because i... I don't feel that

way whatsoever.

Whatsoever.

I don't know why they had to,
like, be like that?

What happened?

Why are you crying?

I feel like they were trying
to make a big deal out of what I

said for no freaking reason.

What was said?

Don't try to paint me Luke a
jealous girl because these girls

don't know me and I'm not that
way and I really didn't

appreciate that.

I know how scary it must be
walking into this.

And I was trying to be welcoming
and I just felt like it was not

cool.

Yeah.

Yeah.

> > just breathe.

There's a lot going on tonight.

Especially when I literally
leave the circle crying.

And my guy is still outside.

No, I'm not going to go crying
to him.

MacKenzie and

Connor sort out their
differences at the Clementine

couch of cooperation.

Wait, that's the citrus sofa of
"it's all your fault."

I understand not coming
immediately, but I was there 10

or 15 minutes.

You can just breathe right now.

You don't have to worry.

No, I'm not worried.

I'm just, like, annoyed with
you.

Like, why didn't you just come?

Like, you should have
immediately come after me.

Like, what were you thinking?

I just don't get it.

Just breathe for a second.

I am breathing!

Stop saying that.

Okay, okay.

Taking care of a girl and making
her know she feels she's cared

for, that's something that takes
time.

That's not something you're
going to develop in a matter of

days.

Can we please just tell each
other why we're going somewhere

else to talk to someone?

Because I think that's where my
miscommunication was at.

Okay, and I get that.

Relationships don't work and
develop without a strong

foundation of trust and open
communication.

So I'd like to think this makes
us stronger.

MacKenzie, you're so, so strong.

Pet yourself.

You deserve it, girl.

You're the positive one.

I'm definitely the cynic.

You ready to hit the road?

Now that makensy
and Connor are back on track,

it's time for the new girls to
have a conversation that will

make our British producers say

Love it, absolutely love it.

Honestly, I'm just kind of,
like, for me right now, I think

just because I spent the most
time with him, Jeremiah is

definitely it.

But I'm definitely open to...
Meeting other people.

Yeah.

Definitely getting to know
everyone.

How was your talk with
carrington?

I'm, like, literally...
I'm going to get it mixed up.

I keep forgetting his name, too.

It's time for

another break.

But before we go, we're going to
leave you with another unseen

moment.

Here's MacKenzie introducing
Connor to her Teddy Gus.

Finally, someone else here
without abs.

Thanks, Gus.

He's so soft.

I can touch him?

Yeah, go ahead.

I mean, I'd like you two to get
along.

That would be ideal.

I love him already.

Isn't he so cute?

I saw him and I was like, "he's
so handsome."

Can I ask you a question?

Oh, god.

Why do you keep prefacing things
like that?

"Can I ask you a question?"
I do that.

But what happened next?

"A," Connor asks if MacKenzie
will sing him a lullaby.

"B," Connor asks to smell
MacKenzie's Teddy bear Gus.

Or "c," Connor asks if MacKenzie
snores in her sleep.

Welcome back to

"love island, more to love" your
weekly recap.

Before the break, makens I was
introducing Connor to her Teddy

bear, Gus what happened next?

"A," Connor asks if MacKenzie
will sing human a lullaby.

"B," Connor asks to smell
makens' Teddy bear, Gus.

Or "c," Connor asks MacKenzie if
she snores in her sleep.

Can I smell him?

Sure.

Does he smell like me.

He smells so good
Matthew: Unlike Connor you

can feel like you didn't just do
the creepiest thing ever.

Hey, it's a good day for a
good day I say

The islanders
traveled from near and far to

get to the "love island" villa,
and their first challenge saw

them unpack more dirty laundry
than the wardrobe department of

a traveling circus.

Each piece of luggage that came
down the carrousel contained a

dirty secret from the islander's
past.

Cougar ahead.

Cougar ahead.

This islander once slept with a
woman who was more than twice

his age.

After forming a
sexy huddle, the islanders

decided which dirty dog the
secret belonged to, and I.D.'D

them with a kiss.

Although, to be honest, I don't
think they cared about the

score.

They just used it as a cheap
excuse to score.

Carrington!

That's how I know
going to be great

After getting caught in the
act, this islander once had to

run out of a girl's house naked
while being chased by dogs.

Girl!

Cold.

That was cold.

Oh, my god.

Okay.

All right.

This islander slept with a
friend's girlfriend just to see

if he could pull it off.

I want to see who the Judas is.

Is.

Oh, she went in.

She went in there.

I knew she was going to kiss
him, but I thought she was going

to be in for, like, a peck, like
a quick one-two.

She sucked his whole face.

What are you doing?

Sometimes things just happen.

This islander, a.K.A., once

made out with a woman while her
boyfriend was standing right

next to her.

> Oh, my god.

Put my foot down and kind of
claim what's mine.

Johnny!

Oooh!

Ooooh!

Kay!

Which one of you dirty little
mmmm, mmmm.

A scene from "50 shades of gray"
when this islander lost his

virginity during a one-night
stand.

Connor.

I knew it!

You knew it!

That's a big turn-on for me
that he can be a gentleman, and

then he has another side.

I'm like, okay, all right.

So at the end of
round one, the girls have scored

three.

But could the blue-bottomed boys
come out on top?

Oh, rolling dice.

Who is that?

This islander once flipped a
coin to determine which boy she

was going home with that night.

Wow!

Cely, yeah.

Cely!

It was my wild days.

Oh, wow!

Is that toilet paper?

Toilet paper?

Tis islander went number two on
the side of the road because the

line at the club was too long.

No!

Moira.

Girl!

I, like, threw my underwear
away after.

Ddid you go in?

Yeah, we went into the club.

I thought it was kind of
cute... not cute, but, like,

dang.

I know.

I've been there.

Soy it's funny.

This islander went through a
fake wedding ceremony so the

groom would buy her a $6,000
bracelet.

Dagger to the heart!

Kierstan!

This islander calls herself
an f.B.I. Agent because she can

dig up all the dirt on any guy
she dates.

Put it on the board!

Put it on the board!

Final score, girls three,
boys one.

So we lost.

The boys lost, but
there's no prize, and everyone

got embarrassed.

We the winners, man, we the

winners.

Plenty of stamps
in their assports... I mean

passports.

If you're going to get stuck on
a layover, here's the "love

island" exclusive that wasn't on
this week's show.

We have Kaitlynn asking the same
question I ask most carpenters.

Do you eat your nails?

Yeah.

Do you eat them?

What's it called?

Protein!

Nails are protein, right?

It's one Graham protein,
actually.

Is it, really?

Yeah, it is.

Fun fact.

It is a fun fact.

One nail equals one gram of
protein.

You can just eat your nails.

Like, you don't even need to eat
meat.

Do you think nails are vegan?

True, good questions.

Since they come off a human.

Oh, interesting.

But it's not meat, or is it?

It's not meat, no, but it's
from a human body.

What is that?

What does that mean?

Guys, how did we get here?

Her, she's the one.

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"Love island, more to love."

"More to love" isn't just about
my thighs anymore.

Here we have the islanders
injoig some breakfast, while

MacKenzie ranks the U.S.

President on who is the hottest.

I've ranked hottest
presidents before.

That was a fun game.

Hottest president.

Abraham Lincoln?

I think Harding is so hot.

He's so underrated.

He was only in office, like, two
and a half year.

And f.D.R., he's a stud!

Roosevelt.

I think j.F.K. Would be up
there.

He would be high up there.

Objectively, he's attractive,
but I don't find him attractive.

I also think Thomas Jefferson
was really hot.

I'm a George
Washington guy myself.

Us wooden teeth g guys have got
stick together.

Before the break, some couples

heated up, while unpacking their
excess baggage, while others

cooled off.

Dagger to the heart!

I'm looking forward to, like,
pursuing Rachel.

Jeremiah felt sky
high about Rachel after they

kissed, and he can't turn the
plane around back to

justineville.

He only has enough bin space for
one islander.

Looks like he and justine might
have to take the shuttle to the

friend zone terminal.

I'm definitely going to pull
justine to the side, man.

She'll appreciate that.

I'm trying to figure out a
good way to tell her, bro.

I would honestly, super
straight up and real honest with

her, and say that you just see
yourself and her as super great

friends, but you're just feeling
a little bit more lovey-dovey

and into Rachel a little bit
more.

Yeah.

I wanted to come talk to you

today just to be like, you know,
where we at, to talk about where

we at.

Of course.

You know what I'm saying?

It's no secret, you know what
I'm saying, obviously, you know

what I'm saying, with Rachel,
you know what I'm saying?

Uh-huh.

I honestly feel like, me
personally, I just see us as

better friends.

Yeah.

Than anything else.

I just... you know what i'm
saying?

I want to keep it real with you,
you know what I'm saying?

Yeah.

You know how I was feeling.

But I don't want nothing to
change between us.

No, and it won't.

Not at all.

Wooo "p" justine is
more shaken up than a

grab-and-go salad.

Hopefully her pa palms are intac
after getting tossed back and

forth.

I'm frustrated with my luck
in here.

And and it's just so hard
because you see all these people

just so coupled up and, like,
solidified early on.

You feel like you're on the
outside.

I just feel so... I'm over it!

I get it, justine.

When I was at the Jessica tandy
home for wayward boys, I also

felt isolated, despite the
crowd.

Ferret ownership turned it
around for me.

But you do you.

What's going through your
mind now?

Like, what are you going to do,
like, situation-wise?

Uhm... keep putting myself
out there, I guess.

You know what I mean?

I feel like that's... that's all
you can do at this stage.

Like, obviously, like, it's
not a secret, like, i'm

attracted to other girls here.

Everybody here is attractive.

Yeah.

But, like, I feel like I
could make it better with you

personality-wise.

Yeah.

Say it was a recoupling tonight.

Uh-huh.

It was like, "you have to
make a decision right now.

Who do you want to couple up
with?"

I would say you.

Tre!

Justine, you're
his third choice!

Your heart has worth and it's
getting kicked around like a

hackie sack at a Dave Matthews
concert.

Babe Ruth?

I think home run.

America, I think freedom.

Can the love, I think hot people
debating senseless

hypotheticalicals.

Would you rather get attacked
by a shark or attacked by a lion

and tiger?

Shark.

Shark attack.

Probably lion or tiger so you
can, like, actually... I would

feel more comfortable that i'm
not in the water.

Lions kill you first.

I know, because I watch a lot of
documentaries on them.

They kill you, and then eat you.

Yeah, they, like, try to
suffocate you by biting your

neck.

Shars, they don't actually come
up and eat you.

Sharks take a bite, come back.

.I would probably do the lions.

Like a grisly bear or shark.

Because grisly bears...
Apparently they like... it's a

weird thing I learned about
them.

But they like warm blood.

So they'll eat anything, but
they will elt you alive.

If they caught you, they start
going.

Just look up.

Exactly.

But, like, a wolf...
They always do the throat.

It's like...

You have to act like you're
dead.

Oh, my god!

Bears can go, like, 20 miles
an hour.

They're fast.

If you're there, and they're
there, you always think they're

so slow.

If you're taking
survival advice from men who own

enough flip-flops to match a
shirt of any color, you're going

to end up bear brunch.

So when I'm not promoting
amazing hotels, I'm avoiding

wild animal attacks by staying
at amazing hotels, like

caesar's, the garden of the
pools, the high-roller

observation wheel.

Keep your survival sweet by
planning your next leisurely

Islanders got to know each other
by traveling through a cosmic

vortex with the help of a spirit
guide.

J.k., j.K., they played truth or
dare.

Lick someone
somewhere from the neck up.

Oh, man!

Oooh!

Stop.

Oh, my gosh.

Okay, justine, truth or dare.

I'll do dare.

Kiss tre's ear.

Just do it, just, like, real
quick.

Just a little peck.

Now you pick somebody.

Kaitlynn.

Truth or dare?

Truth.

If you could pick any other
guy to couple up with that's not

your partner, who would it be?

Oh, getting down to it!

It would be tre.

Man, I'm not going to lie.

Kaitlynn definitely threw me for
a loop when she said, like, she

would couple up with me.

I was just like, whoa.

Tre, truth or dare?

Dare.

I dare you to kiss Kaitlynn
for five seconds.

That's a long time.

Five... come on, make yourself

comfortable.

5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

That was past five seconds.

But that's fine.

She's like, "let it keep going!"

I need to ask someone.

You can ask Connor.

Truth or dare?

Dare.

Lick MacKenzie.

What is with this tongue stuff.

From her foot to her thigh.

That's not nice to him.

I haven't showered yet.

Get in there.

Wait... wait......

Just do it!

Oh, my god!

The licking of
MacKenzie's unshowered leg was a

real trigger for me.

Fresh in Hollywood, I licked a
drum stick.

Turns out it was a papier-mache
prop.

In this biz, you soon learn all
that glitters isn't chicken.

Any-hoohelp zoozle, here is more
truth or dare.

What is your most
embarrassing hook-up story?

That's a good one.

Running through my.

I one time had to ask how old
the guy was because he was soap

younger than me.

I just needed to make sure he
was legal.

What were you like, "can you
show me your I.D.?"

That's amazing.

Johnny, truth or dare.

Truth.

Is this, like, coming into
the villa the experience that

you thought it was going to be?

Oh!

That's a good question.

Kind of pleasantly surprised.

Because I was kind of... I was
kind of worried about the guys

and you all.

But pleasantly surprised with
how welcoming everybody was.

All you all are cool.

If he loves how
welcoming they are, he must lose

his mind at the doormat store.

It's time for another break, but

first, let's put the islanders'
gray matter to the test with

this next mountain they must
climb.

Good-looking people communicate
their feelings.

I think what I like the most
about you is that the way you

speak about...

Super deep things, you... you
have such a...

A... a slow and...

Thought-out and logical point.

Like, the pace of your talk.

And that's so weird to say to
you... to say to someone.

I get what you're saying.

I appreciate that.

It's almost... it's almost as
if...

We're not... we're... I'm not
trying to... I don't...

Fill up the air with with words?

Yeah.

Yes, he is my partner, like,
my couple, but I do feel like

he's also my best friend in
here.

And that is really important.

So I'm really glad that I do
have him.

Just remember,
it's not painful for them

because they're protected by the
shield of a perfect body.

We'll be right back.

Welcome back, and,
folks, MacKenzie and Connor are

still talking.

Apologies in advance to your
delicate ear canals.

Yeah, it's, like, when we
have conversations about things,

you, like, really talk about it
for a while.

Yeah, yeah.

And then we wait until the
next conversation to talk about

something else, which is nice.

It's literally, every time we
have a talk like this, I never

feel like I am grasping for
something to say.

Yeah.

After you stop talking.

Yeah.

And, like, that's such a...
That's such a cool feeling.

I just feel so comfortable.

Yeah.

That's, honestly, isn't that
such an underrated compliment?

To sit in silence and just,
like, be... just be chill with

someone.

Yeah, yeah.

Like, that is everything.

The conversation
went on for 45 more earth

minutes.

The slow-talking Irish law firm
of Connor & MacKenzie are

clearly on "love island" time.

What is "love island" time?

Well, it's the reality TV time
warp that bends time so it moves

faster in the villa.

Speaking of moving

fast, here Johnny and cely who
have already progressed to the

sit by the fire in 100 degree
heat stage of a relationship.

I wanted to kiss you last night.

Oh!

Well, I don't know, that's,
like, the weird part in here.

Like, I'm afraid that I'll be
like...

Too much, too fast?

Yeah.

You know what I mean?

I understand.

And the fact that days in here
feel like weeks.

Yeah.

It feels like you have to
explore things with each other

really quickly.

I understand what you mean, and
that's another thing I just

wanted to talk about is just,
lining like, or speed for taking

this.

Is there anyone nel here
you're torn about?

Not at all.

Not at all.

No.

Zero?

Literally zero.

Like, I'm so happy in this
situation.

You're my number one for sure.

Yeah, no, I'm definitely
happy in this situation.

Wait, I kind of want some fruit.

Fruit?

Yeah, I want a snack.

I'm hungry.

She wants fruit?

Wow!

I wonder what kind of fruit she
wants.

Moira and James, who are already

on "love island" time... a.K.A.

L.o.t., not to be confused with
l.O.K., Spanish for Mexican

street corn.

Here's moira and James following
through on the revelation that

moira once left the club to
go... do duty on the sidewalk.

When you said, that everyone
was like, "oh, my gosh!

Gross!"
but to be I was like, "yes!"

I swear it happened to me.

You feel so, kind of like,
disgusting, a little bit.

I know.

It's okay.

This is the reason i'm
growing to be so fond of him is

because without any question or
hesitation, he was there for me

and had my back.

How do you feel about us right
now?

I'm dropping it.

I like us.

Dropping the bomb.

I like us a lot.

You know, when I think about us,
it makes me excited for more us.

Does that make sense?

See what I mean
about "love island" time.

Moira so quickly comfortable
telling James about her time in

the studio playing trombone for
the doody brothers I won't tell

my astrologies my birth moon.

Let's move on to carrington and
kierstan.

Not fully in carrington's rear
view is his current bed buddy,

Kaitlynn.

Cheers.

I'm not going to Chuck all that.

Oh!

I'm really glad I met you.

Kierstan is very sexy the way
she walks, talks, and acts.

She looks like she would be a
flight attendant on, like, a

private Dubai airplane.

That's how she looked today.

One of the sexiest girls I've
ever seen.

Everyone here is so stoked when
I met you because... I just

wasn't getting along with her,
and, like, I was trying super

hard and she wasn't.

So I was miserable.

I was like, this sucks.

And I met you, and it was just
like, boom, perfect.

And there we go.

I'm good.

I found a girl who I'm down to
get to know and have fun with.

No, it's definitely been fun
so far.

Well, maybe we will kiss to
that.

Well, carrington's
partner is Kaitlynn not

kierstan.

And we're all cool with it?

We're all cool with a guy
talking to a girl who's not his

partner.

Okay, sure.

Let's jump into the swamp of a
moral ambiguity, shall we, with

another illicit, noncouple chat
between tre and justine.

I don't care.

This is our spot.

Yeah.

So Mr. Popular right now.

Stop, stop.

I wanted to talk to you,
because it's a talk we,

obviously, need to have.

The way you're setting this
up right now, should I be

nervous?

I'm like...
No, no, don't be nervous.

Chest going.

I just want to clear up some
things.

Yeah.

Like, you opening up, I feel
like maybe I have been a little

bit reserved and closed off.

Yeah.

Maybe I could open up to you.

Yeah!

I was tailing you that!

I don't want to get hurt.

I don't want to get hurt...
I don't want to get hurt.

Tre, you are a heartbreaker.

I see it in your eyes.

I'm a heartbreaker?

You seem like a heartbreaker.

That's why I'm nervous.

That's why I'm skeptical a
little bit.

But I'm like I can't help the
vibes.

I can't help the gen win, like,
connection we have.

Even that hug that we had.

I'm trying to open up to you.

I hope so.

I've been waiting.

I definitely want to see that
side of you because you're not

fooling me.

I know you have, like...
A heart is it.

Yes!

Yes!

You have these, like...
Yes, I have a heart.

Like, have a girl like wow,
wow, wow.

Tre confessed, he has a heart.

He must be so many cardiologists
sliding into his d.M..

They went from friend zone to
end zone which in "love island"

time is a kiss on the forehead.

After lingering in the friend
zone with justine, Jeremiah

peedily anti-friend zones new
girl raich welhis mouth.

Yeah, I'm like, this day was
definitely, like, it was good to

have, like, a full day in the
villa and really hang out with

everyone.

How you feel about taking
this on or whatever?

Oh, yeah, let's jump in.

Are you going to jump in?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You seem like you know what
you want.

Yeah.

If I had 10 eggs, I would say
eight eggs are in your basket.

Okay!

So they're your eggs to lose,
basically.

Okay, okay.

I'm in a good position.

I don't plan on losing.

You still have to gain two
more so you still have to work a

little bit.

I like it.

Good.

They're fast movers.

Things are getting so hot
between Rachel and Jeremiah, you

could fry all eight eggs in her
scrambled analogy.

I'm so glad it's over.

Easy to see the sparks between
these next two.

Let's a-poach tre and Kaitlynn.

In the truth or dare game,
they as scad you on your truth,

far as pairing up.

Why did you say me?

Well, the reason why I picked
you is because I think you're

absolutely amazing.

You're really sweet.

And you're kind.

And you've always made me feel
very comfortable and safe.

Like, that you're actually
genuinely interested in just

being like, "hey, what's up?"
You know what I mean?

And that's really important to
me.

I'm not going to lie.

You kind of looked like you was
expecting a little bit more on

the kiss I gave you over there.

I was like, "he's a good kisser.

He has very nice lips."

You do, too.

I would definitely like to kiss
you more.

I'm not going to lie to you
about that.

Okay, well, we'll see what
the future holds.

Tre has known
Kaitlynn for a mere 10 minutes,

but factoring in "love island"
time in their hearts they're

already arguing about public
versus private school for their

four children.

Well, if you don't understand
"love island" time after all

that, you may never understand.

Bawrkz like, obviously, I've
been single for seven years.

Dating's really hard.

I've been single for four.

So I know, I know.

It's really difficult.

I feel the same exact way.

Thank you.

After receiving 24,000 tweets
from@mhoffman, we gave in to the

hfs handsome stranger and
included this segment.

Your boy has a bald head now.

Would you still like him if he
shaved his head.

We'll see how he looks?

Are you being serious?

Your boy has a mohawk.

Figures.

Makes sense.

G.q.model, crazy.

Some stuff is about to happen.

Introducing Jeremiah!

Come on out!

Beautiful people
making other beautiful people

more beautiful.

It's just like it was in high
school...

For other people.

Jeremiah.

Do your thing.

Coming out, we got tre.

Come on, tre, bring it down
upon.

Strut it.

Give him some claps.

Coming in from Ohio state,

Mr. Buckeye himself, tre.

Looking good, tre.

And now, the man, the main
event himself, the one who cut

the hair, cely's boy, it is
Johnny!

Johnny also lined himself up to

take a look.

What a makeover.

Our little dump lings have
completely transformed into

little ducklings.

Just pretend you're intresd,
girls.

It's the secret to a great
relationship.

We'll be right back.

Welcome back to
"love island, more to love."

Rooftops are kind of like air
islands if you think about it.

So drop the sass.

We've got palm trees and a few
white pigeons that read as

seagulls.

It's time to throw a wrench in
the pretty persons' ears.

I got a text!

I, obviously, feel, like, a
little bit nervous for the

recoupling tonight.

Uhm, because there is the
possibility of either me owe

justine going home.

I think both of us want to be
here and both of us deserve to

be here.

But I still need to have a
conversation with tre, see where

his head's at.

But, yeah, it's a little
nerve-racking gee, I wonder who

tre is choosing, honestly.

There's a 50% chance that i'm
going home because that's just

my luck in here.

Like, as soon as I like to like
somebody, they're like, "i'm

sorry, I don't like you back."

As soon as I like somebody else,
there's a recoupling.

I choose somebody else.

I've had such a hard four days
in here trying to build

connections.

I would be so bummed that as
soon as it started to happen for

me, it's, "pack your bags, girl.

You're going home.

That.

Would be the worst.

But who will tre choose?

Much like Natalie and broolia,
I'm torn.

Not alone and naked on the
floor... well, I am... but the key

element is how torn I am, and
much like me and Natalie, the

islanders were also torn on who
tre should couple up with.

I feel like, like, he talked,
like justine...

Let's see who is
on team justine and who is on

team Kaitlynn.

And as the official "love
island" score keeper, it's time

to lick my pencil, spit on the
wall and tally up the votes in

the ways of hard time I served
in sing, sing, the small

delaware performing arts school
and home for wayward boys.

What's that?

Stop talking and get on with it.

Ding, ding, ding!

In the olive corner, it's
Johnny!

Let's get inside his head and
figure out where he stands.

Oh, he's laying.

Let's figure out where he lays.

It's tough, bro.

I actually don't know what he's
going to do.

If I had to put money on it, I
would probably say justine.

I want to see her stay.

But if she stays, I don't want
to see her face rejection again

and feel the way she's been
feeling.

"Love island"
season ticket holder Johnny puts

on his justine Jersey giving her
the first point.

It's a metaphor.

He's shirtless.

Here's moira with "love island"
returning guest stark avocado

toast.

What do you think?

You know, I don't want to
push you in any direction,

obviously.

But...
Like, I honestly just don't

where, like, Kaitlynn's head is.

You know, I can't speak for
her, obviously.

For sure.

She's my girl.

I think she should stay.

I think both of you deserve to
find love.

I am trying to keep my girl
Kaitlynn here.

She is my rock in this villa.

He just click on the next level,
you know,.

Moira grabs the
team Kaitlynn pom-pom.

It's 1-1.

Let's see if her guy mails in a
vote for justine or Kaitlynn.

He's in thinking man position.

He's got to mean his answer.

All day today, Kaitlynn and
moira are literally hip to hip.

I should talk to tre.

Be like, "yo, you should holler
more Kaitlynn to help my game

out."

Another point for
team Kaitlynn, giving her the

lead.

She's got justine on the ropes
now, and I can't believe i'm

going to say this, but I want to
know what MacKenzie is thinking.

Will her decision be a t.K.O.,
for technical knockouts,

Kaitlynn and justine.

Honestly, like, everyone is
seeing you with justine, the way

you have been with her.

You haven't tried to be as
forward with her physically.

Where I think we're all seeing a
different side of you from that,

and that's, like, refreshing.

But I do know that Kaitlynn and
justine are still very open to

getting to know you, so.

In here, you're definitely
looking for that person that

just makes you feel comfortable,
and I think that tre and justine

are that for one another.

Wow!

Like a crimped pink
sunglass-wearing summertime

dominatrix, MacKenzie got this
competition all tied up.

But just like the village dress
code, a tie must be avoided at

all cost.

Here come kierstan and
carrington to break this

competition wide open.

I was, like, I think who she
should choose out of... really,

he only can choose... until
people come in, right, would be

Kaitlynn or justine.

Justine.

He can choose who hewants but I
sure... I would feel worse...

Oh, he thinks
justine is justice.

Justice is so damn... justine.

Justine, sorry.

Justine is just so damn nice and
sweet.

I know, I love her!

If I was to choose, it would
be hard either way, I would want

her to stay.

Justice, I don't remember
there being a justice in the

competition, but carrington
knows his own mind, assuming

it's there.

So as I hold aloft the
metaphorical gloved hand of our

glorious pug lift, the judges
confer, and we have a winner!

The time tally is three points
for justine, two points for

Kaitlynn.

And one for late entrant and
figment of carrington vivid and

untamed imagine justice.

But games are just games, and
"love island" is not a

democracy.

Otherwise, I'd vote for at least
one sexy traditionally trained

french mime.

Dictator tre has the power, and
he gets to decide which girl

will stay and which one is
banished back to their town

house on Instagram street.

Before I momentarily retire to

the lavish boudoir of our
network-mandated commercial

break, let's watch some really
big men lift some really small

women.

Oh, my god!

No way!

Yes, sir!

You think that makes you strong?

Ever push an armoire three feet
over to make room for your new

fib tank?

I didn't think so.

It's called the school of life,
tre spaghetti arms.

The recoupling is
so close I can feel it breathing

down my neck.

It's going to get real tonight.

Like, somebody's going to go
home tonight.

We let Connor start.

I know there's no other Teddy
bear I want to tuck into bed

each night.

The girl I want to couple up
with is...

MacKenzie.

I would like to couple up
with this girl because she makes

me want to be a better man.

Cely.

I would like to couple up
with this girl because she's

kind of opened up a lot of soft
spots which I didn't think I

really had.

Kierstan.

I want to couple up with this

girl because in the first moment
I met her, I felt like we had an

instant connection and we had so
much in common.

Rachel, come here, girl.

I want to couple up with this

girl because the first time I
saw her, I just couldn't get

enough of her.

Moira

Finally, it was
tre's turn to make his choice.

Would he choose justine or
Kaitlynn.

I want to couple up with this
girl because...

Hold on
I don't open up to people

often.

I feel like if I open up, I
leave myself vulnerable.

The conversations that we did
have each time, I left with

something.

So the girl I want to couple up
with is...

Waiting for this moment for
all my life

hold on justine.

Kaitlynn, you are the only

single islander, and, therefore,
you have been dumped from the

villa.

You have 30 minutes to pack your
things and say your good-byes.

#lovesagamble.

#backtoreality.

Love you!

Bye!

Love you!

It's just sad right now and
stings a little bit.

Timing is everything, and right

now it just wasn't my time.

I really learned to be
optimistic and get to know

people a little bit more
because, I don't know, I could

be surprised.

With the
recoupling over, we gave the

happy couples some time to spend
together.

The amount of time we gave them
was 18 seconds, and then we did

I got a text!

I got a text!

Oh, my god.

We're going somewhere else.

I mean, I'm ready.

I have to put makeup on and
see someone.

I'm actually going to pass out.

Oh, my god!

Don't worry,
carrington, she's totally

putting on makeup for you.

It's just for someone else
first.

Initial idea of it hurt me
with that nervous feeling, like

before you're going to go on a
roller coaster or something bad

is going to happen.

Relax, it's not
like the guy she's meeting will

be some hard-body stud.

What kind of show is this?

It's our first night as a
couple.

Carrington, I
guess when two alphas are in the

same place, there's no Alpha
anymore, and it's just you, and

your mirror, and your girl's out
sing wine eating sweaty meat

with a man who's your equal in
every way.

I'm sure moira and kierstan are
feeling as chill and comfort and

totally awesome about the
strength of their relationships,

just like James and carrington.

Oh, I'm nervous!

What if we're doing something
crazy or fun!

I know, I know.

Or maybe we're just sitting
down and having a chat.

But, I mean, it's Vegas.

Anything can happen.

Post-recoupling

ceremony there was more drawm on
the way, after making sure their

Instagram accounts were in the
hands of a trusty colleague, two

new boys swaggered into the
Vegas party.

I'm Caleb.

I'm 24 years old, originally
from Oklahoma city.

With all confidence, I really
feel like I'm the full package.

I'm fun, I'm playful.

I have this geeky side, but I
look good, too.

This is how legends are made
I'm Calvin.

I'm 25 years old.

I'm from Houston, Texas, and I
just left my job as a bug spray

salesman.

I'm cranking up on the throttle

I rate myself like a nine or
10 out of 10.

I've got the looks, the abs,
I've got the smile, the

personality.

If you're coming my way, you
better be hungry because I'm a

full six-course meal, baby.

Caleb and Calvin
sat patiently as kierstan and

moira joined them.

You look phenomenal.

Come sit down.

I'm Caleb.

I'm kierstan, but you already
you knew that.

I'm excited to be here.

I'm glad that you picked me.

This is "love island," and you
have to keep your options open.

I want to step on some toes.

The girls
completely forgot they just told

car exputh James not to worry
about the new boys.

What's the situation looking
like with James at the moment?

So James and I have already
discussed and talked about,

like, our heads won't turn for
newer people in the villa.

Gosh, I am not good at this
because you are so cute.

Lay it on me.

And, you know, all I want to
do is be honest with myself.

And I would love to get to know
you better.

Like, I'm just have my eye,
like, slightly on you.

Hey, there are so many girls
in the villa, but I did choose

you as one of...
I really honestly...

If that connection was
stronger, in your opinion...

100%.

You'd be open to?

Yes.

It would be something I would be
open to.

Oh, love triangles.

Love triangles are so cliche.

Love Pentagons are much more
now.

I got a text!

Oh, my god!

That was so kiss respectful.

That was so disrespectful.

You know why?

I got a text!

No, you didn't.

No, you didn't.

Oh!

Wait, what?

She's going on two dates.

Oh, my god "no need to wait up!

She's going to two dates the
day we're matched up?

At this point, bring it on.

You know what?

Have fun wasting your time
because she's coming back home

to me.

With carrington
pretending to be confident and

two more dates ahead for Calvin
and hobbs... sorry, Caleb... we

conclude the maiden voyage of
the mighty vessel that is "love

island, more to love."

Will
Jeremiah go to war for Rachel?

Or will his head be turned
leaving spoon buddy alone in the

cutlery drawer.

Will cely and Johnny stop being
so perfect in every way?

Will justine and tre go all the
way now Kaitlynn has vanished

without a trace?

Will kierstan and carrington
look away from the mirror long

enough to look at each other?

Get all the answers and more to
love ahead on the romance and

drama-ramma that is "love
island."

Tomorrow night, all's fair.

Have fun wasting your time
because she's coming back home

to me.

...In love and war.

Stay cool.

Is this going to be your new
friend?

Are you going to like both of
us?

Or are you going to start being
all lovey-dovey.