Love Island (2015–…): Season 9, Episode 9 - Episode 9 - full transcript
Previously...
on Love Island...
# Don't push me
Cos I'm close to the edge... #
..tempers flared...
I see you're playing a game.
Do you think I've flown 11 hours
from England to piss you off?
Get over yourself.
You're just trying to cause drama
right now. She's such a bitch.
# Like a jungle makes me wonder
# How I keep from going... #
..and romance was in the air.
Whoo! Ooh!
Do you know what?
I'm, honestly, like, over the moon.
# It's like a jungle sometimes
# It makes me wonder
How I keep from... #
I'm really happy.
- Tonight...
- Tonight, tonight.
..things get steamy...
Steamy, steamy, steamy.
..and a dumping...
Stop.
..looms.
"Can all Islanders gather
around the fire pit immediately."
As the sun sets,
the Islanders are getting ready
for another big night,
and there's something
Kai desperately needs
to get off his chest.
Mind your nipples.
# I'd give it all
Just to have that feeling
# We all need that kind of love... #
So, guys, come on,
tell us about your dates. Yeah.
Details, details, details.
Oh, yeah.
It was good, I enjoyed it. Mm-hm.
Yeah, it was really fun.
# We all need that kind of love... #
Innit? That's what happens, mate.
Yeah. Dates can do that.
# I'd give it all
Just to have that feeling... #
No.
Fair enough.
I just couldn't wait
to get back to Haris.
Aw. That's good.
Yeah.
# We all need that kind of love... #
Shall I wind him up and be, like,
"Oh, he fed me grapes"?
# We all need that kind of love... #
# Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh... #
# Feeling
# We all need that kind of love... #
Tom actually surprised me,
he's a really good guy. Mm. Yeah.
He's, like...
You can't really fault him. Yeah.
Yeah, you've gotta...
do what you gotta do.
# We all need that kind of love
# Feeling
The feeling
# Got to have that feeling... #
Oh, hello!
# We all need that kind of love
Feeling... #
Oh, my God, look at this.
# That feeling... #
Cheers,
to good vibes, beautiful people,
and getting on-job.
Farmer Will's about to have
a catch up with Jessie,
and, look, he's already
touching cloth.
Well, when you've been single
for a while,
you do really start
to feel the pressure.
So, where's my head at?
Where's your head at?
It's been, like, 24 hours, right?
I know, I've only been here
for 24 hours.
It's, like, early doors,
but I generally do like...
I like what's happening...
Yeah.
..where it's going,
a good connection, so...
I honestly had
such a good date with you,
and Tom actually impressed me
on the date too. But, like...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But the thing is,
I'm kind of thinking,
I've been here for 24 hours,
I can't be so dramatic
about two days, like...
Yeah, yeah, of course.
I wasn't even sure, like,
"I don't even know if they
actually enjoyed the date."
I had a really good time.
I had a really good time.
OK. Good, good.
I obviously am very interested
in you, like...
Really? All of my eggs are in your
basket at the moment. Mmm.
Yeah. But I do think you should
chat to the other boys,
but not have too good of a chat.
Have, like, rubbish chats.
I keep telling myself
that I can't shut myself off
to getting to know
one person in here,
but every time I sit down with Will
I kind of forget
that there's anyone else around.
Whoa! Who's that?
Oh, it's Tanyel and Kai.
Sorry, I was watching Farmer Will
and I forgot that there was
anyone else around.
So, how are you?
I'm good. How are you?
I'm all right.
So, how are you finding your couple?
Fine. I'm just seeing how it goes,
but obviously, I don't know,
me and Ron get on really well.
Like, really, really well.
Even when we go to sleep and stuff,
we'll gossip so much
and we agree on so much.
But since we've been in a couple,
I feel like I don't see him
as more than a friend.
It's a tough one, innit?
Like, it is a tough one.
How are you getting on?
Erm... Do you want me to be
dead honest?
I realise that I think I like you
a lot more than I think.
Do you know what I mean?
So, the past, like,
getting to know everyone in here,
I think you're the one
that keeps catching my eye.
You're the one that
I want to get to know more.
And, yeah, you keep me
on my toes a bit.
I can't explain.
I get on with Ron a lot,
I still will, but I don't know
if I have that spark.
Yeah. I know, that's it...
I couldn't imagine wanting to,
like, rip his clothes off.
Yeah, I get you.
That's like me and Anna-May.
Like, I think she's
a really nice girl,
a really pretty girl,
but I don't think
there's that there
and I feel the only girl
my head's spinning back to
is you in the villa.
I'm really excited
and I feel like I should give him
the same respect back, in a way.
And I'm going to give him more time
and I feel like I can be
more open with him.
Give me a kiss on the cheek.
Give me a kiss on the cheek.
I can give you a kiss on...
Maybe a kiss could have been
on the cards,
but I'm not gonna lie,
I got really nervous.
I think because I like her so much,
I didn't want to mess it up
and I got scared
about getting pied,
so maybe I'll have to wait for
that one and just pin it on her
when I get a bit more confident
with it.
Fun fact about Lana -
the more she fancies Ron,
the higher her boots get.
She's even had a white pair made
to match her wedding dress.
I mean, I haven't spoken to you...
I feel like I haven't spoken to you
in so long.
I know! I know,
did you not wanna talk to me?
D'you know what it was?
I just... I felt like I wanted you
to do your thing, like,
however the date went, just, I don't
know, like, just enjoy the date.
And I had it in my head
where I was like,
he's probably gonna pull you
for a chat. So do you know what?
I'll just gonna let you
have your date with him.
But he said the date
went really well,
so, like,
he's definitely got his eye on you.
Obviously it's not gonna go well,
because it's me!
What was it like?
It was nice.
we just had a drink
and had a chat. Yeah?
And I was just, like,
to be honest,
like, I'm quite happy
with where I am. Oh, yeah!
And he was, like, "Fair enough."
He did make out that
your date was good.
No, but I am a good date.
I think Ron was playing down how he
felt about me going on a date today.
I think anyone new coming into the
villa is gonna be a bit of a threat
if they're taking the girl
that you like on a date.
It's quite good, though.
I like keeping him on his toes.
Kai is about to break some shocking
news to Anna-May.
"Look, I'm not into serial killers,
or you, or stuff!"
Hiya, you all right? You OK?
Hello.
Anna-May,
do you wanna come for a chat?
Yes, go on, then.
I'll speak to you later.
See ya.
Everywhere we sit tonight is, like,
wet.
Oh, God,
I wonder what he's gonna say.
I feel really bad.
I just want her
to find someone nice.
How's your day been?
It's been all right, yeah.
I think I have, like,
I had to do
a lot of thinking today. Mmm?
Because, obviously,
it's not really fair, is it?
Like, you both deserve to, like,
you know what I mean, like,
to know, you know what I mean,
exactly where my head's at? Yeah.
To be able to get to know
other people.
Yeah, so, where is your head at?
If I'm gonna be completely honest
with myself, as hard as it is,
and I've, like, really been
eating myself up about it,
I think I do get on with Tanyel
a little bit more. Mm.
I think there is a bit more
of a spark there. Yeah, yeah.
I feel like we don't much,
like, flirts, a lot of serious chat.
Yeah, no...
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I think sometimes you just...
You've just got to go with your gut
with things.
Mm.
Like, even...
Yeah, I agree. Don't worry,
cos I feel the same way.
And I feel like, with me and you,
like, we get on more as,
like, friends,
you know what I mean?
Yeah, no...
And I feel like
I do have a laugh
with you and we can have fun,
but I feel like it's more, like,
in a friend way.
Yeah, no, that's exactly the vibe.
I'm like, I just don't...
You know what I mean?
I didn't want it to ruin that.
I just genuinely
didn't want to upset you.
No, we're all living together,
we're good, do you know what I mean?
To be fair, like,
I've kind of seen it coming.
It was going to happen
sooner or later.
And I'd noticed, like, there's a lot
more between him and Tanyel
since we've coupled up.
And I think it's made me realise
as well,
Kai is not the one I'm looking for.
Did you kind of, like,
semi see it coming, almost?
Oh, yeah, like,
I feel like I wasn't feeling it,
and maybe neither was he.
Do you think... Are you semi
kind of like what I was in,
where you don't have
a solid connection,
but you almost go for something
that is the best of a bad bunch?
But, like, as well,
it is difficult if you want to...
if you want to find someone.
Like, I know we've only been here
a week. I'm being silly.
It's OK. Come here. Have a cry.
Come here.
It isn't silly.
It's a super tough, tense situation.
Do you know what I mean?
You know I've got you.
I'm not, like, upset about him,
because...
It's a shit situation.
Yeah, if I was feeling it,
I'd know.
Hi, darling girl.
Hello.
I'm just being a bit dramatic.
No, you're not dramatic.
I'm just upset
because I feel like when you want to
and you can't find it...
It's difficult. It's difficult.
When you're not really feeling
anyone and everyone else
kind of feels like
they've maybe found someone,
it's just a bit shit.
At the minute, I just feel like
a bit of a lost puppy.
I'm just finding it
a bit frustrating.
It's bedtime,
and between you and me,
those Islanders need a good wash -
some of them are absolutely humming.
Told you.
'Wonder If She Loves Me'
by JVKE
Remember who you are!
Why are you crying, bitch?
Hi. Oh, it's very quiet in here.
What were you two whispering about?
Oh, just...
Your ears must have been burning.
General chitchat.
Oh, really?
He definitely does like you.
I can feel it.
He's very consistent.
I think with you know with a boy.
Like, you know.
# Wonder if she loves me
Loves me not... #
So weird.
It's how I flirt.
Anna-May, how are you?
Are you all right? Yeah, good.
What year were you born?
2001. Oh...
Would you have kids soon?
You don't know. You can't...
He still is a kid.
You can't read it.
You OK?
Night, guys. Sleep tight.
Do you?
I think so. Nice.
Night, everyone.
# Wonder if she loves me
Loves me not
# Overthinking us till after dark
# Baby, go ahead and break my heart
# Now watch me fall apart
# Wonder if she loves me
Loves me not
# Petals on a rose, our time is up
# Honestly
I hope it breaks your heart
# To watch me fall apart. #
The sun is rising
over South Africa's
only penis-shaped swimming pool.
It's ten metres long, by the way.
Eight metres when it's chilly.
# I get away every day
My holiday, I'm gettin' paid... #
Morning, all.
Morning, everyone.
# I get away every day
My holiday... #
How'd you sleep?
Cuddled my pillow all night.
Anyone have any cuddles last night?
Oh, you two.
I know that was full cute.
I won't lie, we went
bed early..
No, didn't.
Yeah, we did!
You just... You actually
need your own room.
Hey. All right, brother?
Morning.
Good morning.
Morning.
Morning.
Ooh! Oh, shit.
How you doing, baby?
When are you gonna
come and join us?
I know.
# When I was a child, I was so naked
# When I was a child
I was so naked... # Argh!
# I get away every day
My holiday... #
Morning, bitches.
Oh, this feels important.
Who do you feel like
you've got a lot in common with?
Will would be number one.
That's really sweet.
I'm so happy you said that.
Yeah, me too.
Yeah, he's so lovely.
Cos we really love him. Yeah.
Yeah, he's such a darling.
He's fit. He's always in the gym.
He is. He's really fit.
I think he really does fancy you.
Will.
You already know what I'm doing.
I'm just on job, mate.
I'd probably just play it
a bit cool today,
and if she doesn't pull anyone,
I'll just go in and, like...
Go in for a chat, you know what
I mean? But I'll let her...
I do get a vibe
that she doesn't have eyes
on anyone else at the minute.
Kai, last night,
I know you had a chat with Anna-May.
So, last night,
I told Tanyel how I feel.
How did she react?
Mate, she was happy.
Yeah, I think everyone can see that
me and Tanyel have a bit of a spark.
Now it's exploring that,
getting to know her more,
and seeing if anything's there.
If nothing's there, then so be it.
Now all my eggs are in one basket,
I'm gonna get to know Tanyel
a bit more, just see how it goes.
Fair play to you, bro.
Shaq attack.
Yeah, I think everyone can see
the connection
that me and Tanya have.
Had a little cuddle in bed and
I feel like
my feelings for her honestly,
just developing.
Mate, I'm not gonna lie,
it's nice seeing the way you two
are about each other.
It's so comfortable.
So, guys...
last night, me and Shaq
basically had a...
..let's just call it
a football warm-up. Yeah?
So just a little...
Did both players get warm-ups?
No, just the one.
Just the one. OK.
Yeah.
Are you ready to start the game?
I'm not ready to start the game. No.
But I'm liking how it's looking
from where I'm standing. OK.
How the pitch is looking
from where I'm standing.
And what about the balls?
I'm playing cliche bingo.
I just need three more
for a full house.
"Ticking boxes",
"eggs in one basket",
and "rug pulled from under my feet".
Come on, Zara -
I can win an air fryer!
Tom obviously is ticking pretty much
every box for me right now.
Mm.
But it is still early.
Yeah. He could change his mind, and
if I put all my eggs in his basket,
thinking everything is great...
Mm.
I could get the rug
pulled from under my feet.
Yeah.
A bit like, "Oh, shit, now what?"
Yeah. Like, I thought we were going
good, and it's not the case.
Cos it's early still.
Yeah.
I don't know who could come in.
Yeah.
I haven't spoken to you properly.
It'd be nice to explore?
How are you, sweetheart?
What's happening?
This is for you.
What's... Oh!
You guys are matching.
It's a bit hot, but you know.
Thank you, babe.
You're welcome.
Are you wearing
the same shades as me? Maybe.
It's true. No, if you're
actually interested in someone,
then you owe it to yourself
to get to know them,
because you don't know,
like, what it could be.
I would like...
You are someone that I would go for.
Mm.
As well, so...
Same with you.
So it's like, I do actually
want to explore that,
and like, see the vibes.
Are you getting nervous?
I'm not getting nervous.
All I do is look at you,
and you get all nervous and shy.
I'm not getting nervous, shut up.
Like, keep composed, innit?
Hmm? Keep composed.
Fuck off!
This is very confident!
No, but even that, like, that's...
I don't know,
not even keep me on my toes,
but I'm used to that kind
of like... banter.
Yeah.
I don't know.
But I feel like you get it,
cos we're both from London.
We're both from the same area.
Yeah.
That's the thing, like, obviously...
Hang on.
I am enjoying the way things
are working with Tom at the moment.
Mm. But you're literally
just from my area.
Like, that would
just work instantly.
I'm gonna speak to Zara,
like, properly,
and actually get to know her.
I do have to explore for my benefit,
because we do bounce
off each other, we do vibe.
It is really early,
and me and Tanya are, like,
getting to know each other.
Oh!
Hello, Shaq.
Ah, Tee-Tee.
How are you today?
I'm good, I'm good.
I'm just like... I feel like
I speak about you too much.
I try not to...
Do you think so?
I try not to speak about you
any more to people,
and people say,
"Oh, how are you and Tanya?"
and I say, "Yeah, we're good.
Cos, like, I speak about you a lot.
Do you speak about me with Zara?
Yeah.
I'm just saying! I'm just saying!
What?
How did your conversation go?
Erm, yeah, it went good.
Like, do you feel like
when you speak to her about, like...
there's anything there?
I feel like there is a vibe there.
We do get along.
Yeah.
So, it is, like...
I'm gonna, like, speak to her,
like more,
and get to know her a bit more,
but, like, obviously,
me and you, the direction
we're going in is very,
like, very, very good
and very positive,
so it would take, like,
a lot for me to turn my head,
and you know that as well.
How do you feel right now?
Be honest.
Obviously, it doesn't
make me feel great, but...
Yeah. I mean, like...
Just get to know her and try.
Yeah.
And just keep staying honest
with me,
cos when David was here,
I gave you, like, everything.
Yeah. I'm just having conversations,
nothing like that, so...
Do you have to have conversations?
You getting a bit jealous?
No, I'm not.
I'm fricking jealous, yes.
I like that, though.
It shows that you care.
'I try and play it cool sometimes.'
I'm like, "Oh, yeah.
Go and speak to other people.
"I don't care."
I bloody care, OK?
Erm... So I needed to let it out,
because if I don't let it out,
I'm gonna ignore him.
Tanya's still not happy about
Zara flirting with Tom and Shaq.
I don't know why, most people
love a Zara two-for-one deal.
How are you?
I am good.
It really pisses me off
when Zara pulls Shaq.
This is the thing, I wanted
to have a conversation with him
without being weird or, like,
saying, "What would you get?"
But I wanted to, like...
just ask,
"What really do you see with us?"
I wanna know where I stand.
Guys annoy me
so frigging much, yeah?
When they're telling you something
that's a bit, like, tricky,
or a bit sticky,
they're, like, looking down.
You just, like...
Wait.
And I was just, like... Him?
Yeah, Shaq.
OK, so what did he
actually say about it?
So, he was like, "I feel like
there is a vibe there with Zara,
"and I am gonna continue
to speak to her..." OK.
"..and get to know her..."
erm, a bit more,
because they don't speak much.
I just don't know whether
she's doing it to stay safe.
Do you know what I mean?
You get me.
I'm not saying there's nothing there
with her and Shaq,
because I haven't heard
their conversations, but...
I think if she was liking Shaq,
maybe she would have
talked to him a bit
more. Like, I genuinely...
Yeah, cos I feel like I know...
I feel like I know her vibe
and what she's like.
And if she's really felt like
there was something there with Shaq,
she'd pull him more.
But I think...
If she was really feeling Shaq
and not Tom 100%,
then she wouldn't have kicked off
the other night,
do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like, I think you can only
kick off like that
if you really like someone.
Like, I don't know.
I genuinely don't see anything there
with her and Shaq.
I'm not just saying that
to be comforting to you, but...
Yeah.
I just can't really imagine it.
Inside, I am like, "He-e-e-elp!"
Honestly, it just makes me
so hot and bothered.
Now he's broken away
from Anna-May,
Kai is finally free to engage in
the kind of lofty discourse
the intellectual powerhouse
has been craving.
Honestly, it took me an hour
to make my bed.
Oh, you're useless.
I couldn't get the bottom sheet on.
I was literally racking my brains,
and thinking,
"How the fuck do bottom sheets
go on the bed?"
Cos I don't make them at home.
Like, I'm not gonna lie.
I never make beds.
Even at uni,
my mates used to make it for me,
cos it's like my... The thing that
I fucking hate doing the most.
But do you clean up after yourself?
Yeah, I clean up after myself,
I just hate making beds.
I just think it's long.
Hmm. And I can't do it,
but it took me
literally an hour
to figure out that the bed sheet
was too small for the bed.
Oh! I've got a text!
Oi!
Yeah!
Pretty sure the word "worldie"
was in there,
and that is what Tom has used
to describe me.
Full thrust, baby! Ooh-ooh!
So I'm buzzing to see Jessie
do a little bit of thrusting.
Getting me a little bit excited,
to be fair.
Space Raunch?
I feel like it could be
getting a bit raunchy today,
and I'm here for it.
It's challenge time.
This one sees the boys and girls
heading into
the depths of outer space.
Completely lacking any signs
of intelligent life,
our Islanders
are looking forward to playing.
So get ready for Space Raunch.
'Spaceman'
by Babylon Zoo
Come on, girls!
Here's how it's gonna work -
First, the sexy space women
launch out of their rockets...
Yes!
Boys, I bet you've never seen
an asteroid like mine!
Then they float in a zero gravity
round the flagpole -
go with me here.
Next, they confront
the terrifying asteroid belt -
use your imaginations.
Make contact
with a humanoid life form,
have a cheeky close encounter,
then blast off back to Planet Earth.
Who needs CGI, eh?
And when the challenge is over,
the boys will decide
who was the ultimate astro-naughty.
# Cos we're hot like hell
Does it burn when I'm not there? #
Forget the G-force,
I'm looking for some D-force.
Ye-e-es!
Yes!
# Hotter than hell
# Hotter than hell ... #
Oh!
The way that Tanya
just got me...
It got a bit hot!
# Can let me know I'm wanted
Can let me know... #
I had to just, like,
readjust my shorts a little bit.
Right, boys,
who's ready for a big bang?
# I'm giving you the pleasure
Of heaven
# And I'll give it to you
Hotter than hell
# Hotter than hell... #
I was a bit surprised
when Anna-May picked me,
and, yeah,
she's a good kisser as well,
so can't complain at all.
# Gimme, gimme more, gimme more
Gimme, gimme more
# Gimme, gimme more... #
Right, boys, who wants to ride
this asteroid belter?
# Gimme, gimme more
# Gimme, gimme more, gimme more
Gimme, gimme more
# The centre of attention
# Even when they're up against
The wall
# You got me in a crazy position
# If you're on a mission
You got my permission... #
Boys, I know you're looking for
a rocket. Well, one's just landed.
# Cameras are flashin'
While we're dirty dancin'
# They keep watchin'
# Gimme, gimme more, gimme more,
Gimme, gimme more
# Gimme, gimme more... #
On that first thing,
she got on top of me
and started kissing me
and I was like, "Oh, my God."
# Gimme more, gimme, gimme more... #
Unbelievable!
The kiss really surprised me,
I feel like I just like a good kiss.
I just liked it,
like, I could just go back again.
# Na-na-na-na, come on
Na-na-na-na, come on... #
Yeah!
# Na-na-na-na, come on... #
Boys, I hope your rockets
are fully loaded
because we're about to blast off,
baby!
# Feels so good being bad... #
Wow. I feel like...
I feel like that there is my dream.
Oh, my God!
# Sex in the air, I don't care
I love the smell of it... #
Sexy dancing, sexy walking,
eye contact, bang.
I was in my element right there.
# Cos I may be bad
But I'm perfectly good at it
# Sex in the air, I don't care
I love the smell of it... #
Now, who's ready to blast off
with this little pocket rocket?
# Come on, come on, come on
# I like it, like it
Come on, come on, come on
# I like it, like it
Come on, come on, come on, come on
# I like it, like it
# Come on, come on, come on
# I like it, like it... #
Had your chance!
# Cos I may be bad
But I'm perfectly good at it
# Sex in the air, I don't care
I love the smell of it
# Sticks and stones
May break my bones
# But chains and whips excite me
Yeah, come on... #
I got to kiss Olivia twice,
which is a good thing,
and I took it all in,
and, yeah, I don't think
it was a bad kiss at all.
# Come on. #
So, us boys have decided
that the sexiest spacegirl is...
Oooooooh...
Zara!
I said I was competitive,
and I guess I spoke it
into existence, cos I won!
The Apollo rocket went from
zero to 685mph in 30 seconds.
That's nothing.
Farmer Will can go from zero to
losing his mind in one second flat!
So, what about you and Jessie, then?
Mate, I don't think I've ever been
this charged up in my life.
You know what, for me, like,
it hasn't been, like, a tough week,
but it's been a bit, like, a week
where it's just been, like, a bit,
you're moping... Not moping about,
but it's, like, difficult
cos you're not forming
that connection with anybody. Yeah.
And then, obviously, Jessie came in,
and it's just been from the start,
like, bare good,
no troubles, you just...
It's just all smooth, sort of thing.
And then, obviously,
getting picked in the challenge...
I think she genuinely, actually,
like, really fancies you. Yeah.
I can definitely see, like we are
getting a lot more touchy-feely,
and it, like, that's what I keep
saying, like...
I think what you've done with her
which is so good is that you found,
like, a balance.
So, it's like...
I love just chilling with her.
You're being yourself
and being that funny guy.
Mate, bro, the kiss, her chat,
I'm so gassed, honestly.
How was that kiss?
Bro, it looked like a fucking
proper kiss, that, as well.
She got on top of me, and, like,
at the start, cos it was,
like, two,
and then carried her over.
And fucking again, mate.
Didn't wanna let her go.
I'm not gonna be with a girl
if I didn't think...
You know what I mean?
If there's nothing there.
I'm not here to play games.
I wanna a find, like,
a real, proper connection. Yeah.
I am buzzing!
Honestly, buzzing!
You know, I've been in here, what,
over a week?
And I haven't really had, like,
a connection with anyone.
None of the girls were picking me
in challenges for kisses.
So, this, oh, buzzing about it,
you know what I mean?
Cos you know what I rate you for?
It's that you didn't change who you
was, you stayed true to yourself,
you bided your time, and now, things
are starting to happen for you.
Because you was patient
and you carried on being
the person we all love.
Gassed!
Honestly,
I'm not gonna stop smiling.
# All below my heart
And head... #
As the sun sets,
up in the bedroom,
the boys can't wait to get their
hands on some naughty new arrivals.
I'm definitely wearing them today.
They're nice.
This would suit you, mate.
What size is it?
Large.
Is it?
Oh, that'd suit you.
I might wear these bad boys.
Is this too short?
Is it giving too much bum?
No. There's no such thing
as too much bum.
I feel like one wrong move,
and my ass is out.
Oh, mate, those jeans are sexy!
They look sick on you.
How does everyone feel in
their couples?
Or, Jessie,
the people that they like?
Er, I'm on my own!
You went in for the kiss.
How was the kiss? Yeah!
Oh, my God,
I can't believe I did that.
Oh, my God, I believe it.
I think that just
made me like him more.
Oh!
Sexual attraction is massive for me.
Same.
So, yeah. Yes!
I hope he feels the same.
Oh, I'm sure he does.
I think he feels the same and more.
He keeps, like,
calling you his wife! Ick!
What does everyone think
is gonna go on tonight?
No clue. It's never
a chilled night in this place.
There's always some sort of drama.
Here's to sexy dancing,
here's to sexy girls,
and all right boys.
Olivia wants a word with Zara.
I hope it's to pull her up
about wearing boots
made out of an actual Smurf,
the monster!
Hey, gorgeous girly. Can I grab you
for a chat, please? Yeah, sure.
Wherever you want. I don't mind.
How are you?
Good, thanks, how are you?
You look very cute.
I'm well, I'm well.
I'm loving the blue boots.
Thank you.
I'm loving the hair down for once
from you. Thanks, honey!
I feel like a new me.
I feel very mature.
No, it's very nice. I'm liking it.
Right, so.
Talk to me.
I just wanted to pull you first
just to say there was
some kind of unfinished business
between me and Tom.
Oh. Oh, shit.
And I feel like it ended
really abruptly.
Erm, I mean,
he has said that, you know,
I kind of top the vibes for him
in here. Yeah.
Not saying you've not got a chance.
No, no, no, yeah. But, erm...
Do your thing.
Yeah.
And if he's meant to be with me,
he's meant to be with me.
If he's not, he's not.
I don't want a man that
doesn't want me. No, me neither.
Me and him are still
getting to know each other. Yeah.
So, now's the time.
OK, so...
I appreciate you telling me.
Oh, thank you.
It's OK. Do your thing, girl.
Oh, thank you.
OK, so we've cut to
Kai and Tanyel, and it's part four,
so maybe they're gonna have
a massive argument,
or chew each other's faces off.
My money's on the argument.
Come on.
Do you like my hair up?
Yeah.
Yeah, I do, actually.
Oi.
# If you're lost
You can look and you will find me
# Time after time
# If you fall, I will catch you
I will be waiting... #
I really get on with you.
I get on with you.
You know what? I can't wait
to watch you on the outside.
So, me and Kai
are really getting on well
and I feel really comfortable
with him.
And normally, I do take things
really slow and I'm quite reserved,
but I feel comfortable with
Kai now that we kissed tonight,
and I'm happy with him.
# Time after time. #
Tom and Olivia
are talking about feelings.
Really?! I'll pop off
and stick the kettle on.
Give us a shout if they move on
to football.
Tell me how you're feeling?
Go on.
I'm bad with feelings!
I know, it's cool.
I don't know.
How are you and Haris?
No, we're really good,
like, I'm really enjoying it.
And obviously, you and Zara
just seemed very, like, closed off,
and I was obviously worried from how
things went down the other night.
Mm. So, that's probably a big reason
why I haven't spoken to you.
Aww, you're cute, you.
Um...
How do you feel?
Yeah, like, Zara come in and I had
an instant connection with her.
Yeah.
And I get on with her really well
and, like, everything like that.
But, I mean, I'm not closed off.
Like... Oh, OK.
No, I'm not, like, I've come in here
to find someone. Me too.
That's why earlier I was like,
you know what?
I need to just actually
just be selfish and just,
I don't wanna come out of here
with any regrets.
Any regrets.
Yeah.
With you and Haris, right,
obviously,
I know there's a big age gap
and stuff and... Yeah.
What's your thoughts on...
I don't know.
It's tough, because, like,
I don't wanna upset anyone.
No, me neither.
I'm very glad
I had the conversation with Tom.
I feel like now I've had it,
it's confirmed to me
what I already knew.
'I just... It's...
I can't explain it.'
It's just a feeling,
it's really weird.
So, like, obviously, with me
and you, like, where's the door?
Hm, it's like, slowly opening.
So, the door, obviously,
I thought the door was there.
Yeah.
But where's the door now?
It's, like, here.
Oh, OK.
So, I'm just peeking in
and just saying, "Hi, morning, hi!"
"Morning", yeah!
I am glad you still feel the same,
cos I thought I was going crazy.
No, like I said, you know,
the door's open.
I think I told you, like,
on the first night,
or the second, like, you were like,
"Where's your head at?"
And I was, I'm pretty sure my eggs
are in your basket, by the way!
I mean, you're so funny, though.
No...
No...
See, I could just...
I'd be so sad.
What? I reckon, if you just started
giving me the cold shoulder.
Really? Mm. Why would
I give you the cold shoulder?
I don't know. You might.
You might wake up
and you're like, "Ew."
I wouldn't do that.
A little 23-year-old blondie farm
girl might walk through the door,
who is from your town,
you just be like, "Catch you later."
From my town? There's about...
"See ya!"
And I'll be the corner like...
I will definitely wear my heart
on my sleeve in the sense that...
..if I like you, which I do,
then I would...
So you like me?
Yeah, of course.
Yeah.
I'm kidding.
I feel like I gravitate towards you.
Gravitate. Yeah, like,
gravitate myself towards you,
and we would just end up together.
Shut up!
It's true.
I'm actually well happy.
You're well happy?
Yeah, super happy.
# I was her, she was me... #
My lipstick's smudged again.
On-job, on-job, what can I say?
On-job.
# She's the one... #
Whoo!
OK, I actually need to go fix
my lipstick again.
That's so embarrassing.
I'm chillaxing,
I'm not gonna lie.
Greatest night of my life!
Go on, Jessie!
Some people have a phobia
of heights,
some people have
a phobia of closed spaces.
Tanyel has a phobia
of the word "now".
How do you feel now?
Just so much better.
Really?
Yeah.
Just laid all the cards
on the table
about how we feel
about each other...
Not self sabotage.
No!
Guys!
Stop.
No. Oh, my God...
Shh! Shh!
I've got a text!
No!
You're having
a fucking laugh, mate!
No, are they being serious?
# Starting a fire
It's burning up in my head
# Why do I always tell myself
That it's not over yet. #
"The public have been voting
"for their favourite girl
and their favourite boy.
"Those with the fewest votes
"are at risk of being dumped
from the island tonight.
"As Jessie and Aaron
are the newest Islanders,
"they are not included in the vote."
# I see evil eyes looking around
# Spirits in the skies... #
# Walking around, ooh-ooh... #
"The three boys who have
received the fewest votes
"and are therefore at risk are..."
# Something wicked this way comes
# Something wicked
Something wicked... #
"Kai."
# Something wicked
This way comes... #
"Tom."
# Something wicked this way comes
# Something wicked
Something wicked
# Something wicked this way comes
Something wicked this way comes
# Something wicked... #
# This way comes, something wicked
Something wicked... #
"Haris."
"The three girls who have received
the fewest votes
"and therefore at risk are..."
# Fine wine and dining
It sticks in my throat
# You give me diamonds
Well, it might as well be gold... #
# Love is always silent
# I'd give it all
I'd give it all. #
"Anna-May."
"Tanya."
# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
# When I find
What I'm looking for... #
# I'd better run, run
Run away with you. #
Tanyel.
# I'd give it all
I'd give it all to you
# I'd give it all
# I'd give it all to you... #
"Can all vulnerable Islanders please
stand in front of the fire pit?"
# I'd give it all to you
# I'd give it all. #
# Love shouldn't cost a thing
# Tell me why
I'm paying for everything... #
"Only one boy and one girl
will be going home tonight."
# There's no way to save us
# Look at what we have become
Empty hearts that spare no-on
Save yourself, my darling... #
# Just be gone by morning
# after all is said and done... #
"That decision will be made
by Jessie and Aaron."
# Look at what we have become
# Empty hearts that spare no-one
# Save yourself my darling
# Kill the love that's dying. #
on Love Island...
# Don't push me
Cos I'm close to the edge... #
..tempers flared...
I see you're playing a game.
Do you think I've flown 11 hours
from England to piss you off?
Get over yourself.
You're just trying to cause drama
right now. She's such a bitch.
# Like a jungle makes me wonder
# How I keep from going... #
..and romance was in the air.
Whoo! Ooh!
Do you know what?
I'm, honestly, like, over the moon.
# It's like a jungle sometimes
# It makes me wonder
How I keep from... #
I'm really happy.
- Tonight...
- Tonight, tonight.
..things get steamy...
Steamy, steamy, steamy.
..and a dumping...
Stop.
..looms.
"Can all Islanders gather
around the fire pit immediately."
As the sun sets,
the Islanders are getting ready
for another big night,
and there's something
Kai desperately needs
to get off his chest.
Mind your nipples.
# I'd give it all
Just to have that feeling
# We all need that kind of love... #
So, guys, come on,
tell us about your dates. Yeah.
Details, details, details.
Oh, yeah.
It was good, I enjoyed it. Mm-hm.
Yeah, it was really fun.
# We all need that kind of love... #
Innit? That's what happens, mate.
Yeah. Dates can do that.
# I'd give it all
Just to have that feeling... #
No.
Fair enough.
I just couldn't wait
to get back to Haris.
Aw. That's good.
Yeah.
# We all need that kind of love... #
Shall I wind him up and be, like,
"Oh, he fed me grapes"?
# We all need that kind of love... #
# Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh... #
# Feeling
# We all need that kind of love... #
Tom actually surprised me,
he's a really good guy. Mm. Yeah.
He's, like...
You can't really fault him. Yeah.
Yeah, you've gotta...
do what you gotta do.
# We all need that kind of love
# Feeling
The feeling
# Got to have that feeling... #
Oh, hello!
# We all need that kind of love
Feeling... #
Oh, my God, look at this.
# That feeling... #
Cheers,
to good vibes, beautiful people,
and getting on-job.
Farmer Will's about to have
a catch up with Jessie,
and, look, he's already
touching cloth.
Well, when you've been single
for a while,
you do really start
to feel the pressure.
So, where's my head at?
Where's your head at?
It's been, like, 24 hours, right?
I know, I've only been here
for 24 hours.
It's, like, early doors,
but I generally do like...
I like what's happening...
Yeah.
..where it's going,
a good connection, so...
I honestly had
such a good date with you,
and Tom actually impressed me
on the date too. But, like...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But the thing is,
I'm kind of thinking,
I've been here for 24 hours,
I can't be so dramatic
about two days, like...
Yeah, yeah, of course.
I wasn't even sure, like,
"I don't even know if they
actually enjoyed the date."
I had a really good time.
I had a really good time.
OK. Good, good.
I obviously am very interested
in you, like...
Really? All of my eggs are in your
basket at the moment. Mmm.
Yeah. But I do think you should
chat to the other boys,
but not have too good of a chat.
Have, like, rubbish chats.
I keep telling myself
that I can't shut myself off
to getting to know
one person in here,
but every time I sit down with Will
I kind of forget
that there's anyone else around.
Whoa! Who's that?
Oh, it's Tanyel and Kai.
Sorry, I was watching Farmer Will
and I forgot that there was
anyone else around.
So, how are you?
I'm good. How are you?
I'm all right.
So, how are you finding your couple?
Fine. I'm just seeing how it goes,
but obviously, I don't know,
me and Ron get on really well.
Like, really, really well.
Even when we go to sleep and stuff,
we'll gossip so much
and we agree on so much.
But since we've been in a couple,
I feel like I don't see him
as more than a friend.
It's a tough one, innit?
Like, it is a tough one.
How are you getting on?
Erm... Do you want me to be
dead honest?
I realise that I think I like you
a lot more than I think.
Do you know what I mean?
So, the past, like,
getting to know everyone in here,
I think you're the one
that keeps catching my eye.
You're the one that
I want to get to know more.
And, yeah, you keep me
on my toes a bit.
I can't explain.
I get on with Ron a lot,
I still will, but I don't know
if I have that spark.
Yeah. I know, that's it...
I couldn't imagine wanting to,
like, rip his clothes off.
Yeah, I get you.
That's like me and Anna-May.
Like, I think she's
a really nice girl,
a really pretty girl,
but I don't think
there's that there
and I feel the only girl
my head's spinning back to
is you in the villa.
I'm really excited
and I feel like I should give him
the same respect back, in a way.
And I'm going to give him more time
and I feel like I can be
more open with him.
Give me a kiss on the cheek.
Give me a kiss on the cheek.
I can give you a kiss on...
Maybe a kiss could have been
on the cards,
but I'm not gonna lie,
I got really nervous.
I think because I like her so much,
I didn't want to mess it up
and I got scared
about getting pied,
so maybe I'll have to wait for
that one and just pin it on her
when I get a bit more confident
with it.
Fun fact about Lana -
the more she fancies Ron,
the higher her boots get.
She's even had a white pair made
to match her wedding dress.
I mean, I haven't spoken to you...
I feel like I haven't spoken to you
in so long.
I know! I know,
did you not wanna talk to me?
D'you know what it was?
I just... I felt like I wanted you
to do your thing, like,
however the date went, just, I don't
know, like, just enjoy the date.
And I had it in my head
where I was like,
he's probably gonna pull you
for a chat. So do you know what?
I'll just gonna let you
have your date with him.
But he said the date
went really well,
so, like,
he's definitely got his eye on you.
Obviously it's not gonna go well,
because it's me!
What was it like?
It was nice.
we just had a drink
and had a chat. Yeah?
And I was just, like,
to be honest,
like, I'm quite happy
with where I am. Oh, yeah!
And he was, like, "Fair enough."
He did make out that
your date was good.
No, but I am a good date.
I think Ron was playing down how he
felt about me going on a date today.
I think anyone new coming into the
villa is gonna be a bit of a threat
if they're taking the girl
that you like on a date.
It's quite good, though.
I like keeping him on his toes.
Kai is about to break some shocking
news to Anna-May.
"Look, I'm not into serial killers,
or you, or stuff!"
Hiya, you all right? You OK?
Hello.
Anna-May,
do you wanna come for a chat?
Yes, go on, then.
I'll speak to you later.
See ya.
Everywhere we sit tonight is, like,
wet.
Oh, God,
I wonder what he's gonna say.
I feel really bad.
I just want her
to find someone nice.
How's your day been?
It's been all right, yeah.
I think I have, like,
I had to do
a lot of thinking today. Mmm?
Because, obviously,
it's not really fair, is it?
Like, you both deserve to, like,
you know what I mean, like,
to know, you know what I mean,
exactly where my head's at? Yeah.
To be able to get to know
other people.
Yeah, so, where is your head at?
If I'm gonna be completely honest
with myself, as hard as it is,
and I've, like, really been
eating myself up about it,
I think I do get on with Tanyel
a little bit more. Mm.
I think there is a bit more
of a spark there. Yeah, yeah.
I feel like we don't much,
like, flirts, a lot of serious chat.
Yeah, no...
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I think sometimes you just...
You've just got to go with your gut
with things.
Mm.
Like, even...
Yeah, I agree. Don't worry,
cos I feel the same way.
And I feel like, with me and you,
like, we get on more as,
like, friends,
you know what I mean?
Yeah, no...
And I feel like
I do have a laugh
with you and we can have fun,
but I feel like it's more, like,
in a friend way.
Yeah, no, that's exactly the vibe.
I'm like, I just don't...
You know what I mean?
I didn't want it to ruin that.
I just genuinely
didn't want to upset you.
No, we're all living together,
we're good, do you know what I mean?
To be fair, like,
I've kind of seen it coming.
It was going to happen
sooner or later.
And I'd noticed, like, there's a lot
more between him and Tanyel
since we've coupled up.
And I think it's made me realise
as well,
Kai is not the one I'm looking for.
Did you kind of, like,
semi see it coming, almost?
Oh, yeah, like,
I feel like I wasn't feeling it,
and maybe neither was he.
Do you think... Are you semi
kind of like what I was in,
where you don't have
a solid connection,
but you almost go for something
that is the best of a bad bunch?
But, like, as well,
it is difficult if you want to...
if you want to find someone.
Like, I know we've only been here
a week. I'm being silly.
It's OK. Come here. Have a cry.
Come here.
It isn't silly.
It's a super tough, tense situation.
Do you know what I mean?
You know I've got you.
I'm not, like, upset about him,
because...
It's a shit situation.
Yeah, if I was feeling it,
I'd know.
Hi, darling girl.
Hello.
I'm just being a bit dramatic.
No, you're not dramatic.
I'm just upset
because I feel like when you want to
and you can't find it...
It's difficult. It's difficult.
When you're not really feeling
anyone and everyone else
kind of feels like
they've maybe found someone,
it's just a bit shit.
At the minute, I just feel like
a bit of a lost puppy.
I'm just finding it
a bit frustrating.
It's bedtime,
and between you and me,
those Islanders need a good wash -
some of them are absolutely humming.
Told you.
'Wonder If She Loves Me'
by JVKE
Remember who you are!
Why are you crying, bitch?
Hi. Oh, it's very quiet in here.
What were you two whispering about?
Oh, just...
Your ears must have been burning.
General chitchat.
Oh, really?
He definitely does like you.
I can feel it.
He's very consistent.
I think with you know with a boy.
Like, you know.
# Wonder if she loves me
Loves me not... #
So weird.
It's how I flirt.
Anna-May, how are you?
Are you all right? Yeah, good.
What year were you born?
2001. Oh...
Would you have kids soon?
You don't know. You can't...
He still is a kid.
You can't read it.
You OK?
Night, guys. Sleep tight.
Do you?
I think so. Nice.
Night, everyone.
# Wonder if she loves me
Loves me not
# Overthinking us till after dark
# Baby, go ahead and break my heart
# Now watch me fall apart
# Wonder if she loves me
Loves me not
# Petals on a rose, our time is up
# Honestly
I hope it breaks your heart
# To watch me fall apart. #
The sun is rising
over South Africa's
only penis-shaped swimming pool.
It's ten metres long, by the way.
Eight metres when it's chilly.
# I get away every day
My holiday, I'm gettin' paid... #
Morning, all.
Morning, everyone.
# I get away every day
My holiday... #
How'd you sleep?
Cuddled my pillow all night.
Anyone have any cuddles last night?
Oh, you two.
I know that was full cute.
I won't lie, we went
bed early..
No, didn't.
Yeah, we did!
You just... You actually
need your own room.
Hey. All right, brother?
Morning.
Good morning.
Morning.
Morning.
Ooh! Oh, shit.
How you doing, baby?
When are you gonna
come and join us?
I know.
# When I was a child, I was so naked
# When I was a child
I was so naked... # Argh!
# I get away every day
My holiday... #
Morning, bitches.
Oh, this feels important.
Who do you feel like
you've got a lot in common with?
Will would be number one.
That's really sweet.
I'm so happy you said that.
Yeah, me too.
Yeah, he's so lovely.
Cos we really love him. Yeah.
Yeah, he's such a darling.
He's fit. He's always in the gym.
He is. He's really fit.
I think he really does fancy you.
Will.
You already know what I'm doing.
I'm just on job, mate.
I'd probably just play it
a bit cool today,
and if she doesn't pull anyone,
I'll just go in and, like...
Go in for a chat, you know what
I mean? But I'll let her...
I do get a vibe
that she doesn't have eyes
on anyone else at the minute.
Kai, last night,
I know you had a chat with Anna-May.
So, last night,
I told Tanyel how I feel.
How did she react?
Mate, she was happy.
Yeah, I think everyone can see that
me and Tanyel have a bit of a spark.
Now it's exploring that,
getting to know her more,
and seeing if anything's there.
If nothing's there, then so be it.
Now all my eggs are in one basket,
I'm gonna get to know Tanyel
a bit more, just see how it goes.
Fair play to you, bro.
Shaq attack.
Yeah, I think everyone can see
the connection
that me and Tanya have.
Had a little cuddle in bed and
I feel like
my feelings for her honestly,
just developing.
Mate, I'm not gonna lie,
it's nice seeing the way you two
are about each other.
It's so comfortable.
So, guys...
last night, me and Shaq
basically had a...
..let's just call it
a football warm-up. Yeah?
So just a little...
Did both players get warm-ups?
No, just the one.
Just the one. OK.
Yeah.
Are you ready to start the game?
I'm not ready to start the game. No.
But I'm liking how it's looking
from where I'm standing. OK.
How the pitch is looking
from where I'm standing.
And what about the balls?
I'm playing cliche bingo.
I just need three more
for a full house.
"Ticking boxes",
"eggs in one basket",
and "rug pulled from under my feet".
Come on, Zara -
I can win an air fryer!
Tom obviously is ticking pretty much
every box for me right now.
Mm.
But it is still early.
Yeah. He could change his mind, and
if I put all my eggs in his basket,
thinking everything is great...
Mm.
I could get the rug
pulled from under my feet.
Yeah.
A bit like, "Oh, shit, now what?"
Yeah. Like, I thought we were going
good, and it's not the case.
Cos it's early still.
Yeah.
I don't know who could come in.
Yeah.
I haven't spoken to you properly.
It'd be nice to explore?
How are you, sweetheart?
What's happening?
This is for you.
What's... Oh!
You guys are matching.
It's a bit hot, but you know.
Thank you, babe.
You're welcome.
Are you wearing
the same shades as me? Maybe.
It's true. No, if you're
actually interested in someone,
then you owe it to yourself
to get to know them,
because you don't know,
like, what it could be.
I would like...
You are someone that I would go for.
Mm.
As well, so...
Same with you.
So it's like, I do actually
want to explore that,
and like, see the vibes.
Are you getting nervous?
I'm not getting nervous.
All I do is look at you,
and you get all nervous and shy.
I'm not getting nervous, shut up.
Like, keep composed, innit?
Hmm? Keep composed.
Fuck off!
This is very confident!
No, but even that, like, that's...
I don't know,
not even keep me on my toes,
but I'm used to that kind
of like... banter.
Yeah.
I don't know.
But I feel like you get it,
cos we're both from London.
We're both from the same area.
Yeah.
That's the thing, like, obviously...
Hang on.
I am enjoying the way things
are working with Tom at the moment.
Mm. But you're literally
just from my area.
Like, that would
just work instantly.
I'm gonna speak to Zara,
like, properly,
and actually get to know her.
I do have to explore for my benefit,
because we do bounce
off each other, we do vibe.
It is really early,
and me and Tanya are, like,
getting to know each other.
Oh!
Hello, Shaq.
Ah, Tee-Tee.
How are you today?
I'm good, I'm good.
I'm just like... I feel like
I speak about you too much.
I try not to...
Do you think so?
I try not to speak about you
any more to people,
and people say,
"Oh, how are you and Tanya?"
and I say, "Yeah, we're good.
Cos, like, I speak about you a lot.
Do you speak about me with Zara?
Yeah.
I'm just saying! I'm just saying!
What?
How did your conversation go?
Erm, yeah, it went good.
Like, do you feel like
when you speak to her about, like...
there's anything there?
I feel like there is a vibe there.
We do get along.
Yeah.
So, it is, like...
I'm gonna, like, speak to her,
like more,
and get to know her a bit more,
but, like, obviously,
me and you, the direction
we're going in is very,
like, very, very good
and very positive,
so it would take, like,
a lot for me to turn my head,
and you know that as well.
How do you feel right now?
Be honest.
Obviously, it doesn't
make me feel great, but...
Yeah. I mean, like...
Just get to know her and try.
Yeah.
And just keep staying honest
with me,
cos when David was here,
I gave you, like, everything.
Yeah. I'm just having conversations,
nothing like that, so...
Do you have to have conversations?
You getting a bit jealous?
No, I'm not.
I'm fricking jealous, yes.
I like that, though.
It shows that you care.
'I try and play it cool sometimes.'
I'm like, "Oh, yeah.
Go and speak to other people.
"I don't care."
I bloody care, OK?
Erm... So I needed to let it out,
because if I don't let it out,
I'm gonna ignore him.
Tanya's still not happy about
Zara flirting with Tom and Shaq.
I don't know why, most people
love a Zara two-for-one deal.
How are you?
I am good.
It really pisses me off
when Zara pulls Shaq.
This is the thing, I wanted
to have a conversation with him
without being weird or, like,
saying, "What would you get?"
But I wanted to, like...
just ask,
"What really do you see with us?"
I wanna know where I stand.
Guys annoy me
so frigging much, yeah?
When they're telling you something
that's a bit, like, tricky,
or a bit sticky,
they're, like, looking down.
You just, like...
Wait.
And I was just, like... Him?
Yeah, Shaq.
OK, so what did he
actually say about it?
So, he was like, "I feel like
there is a vibe there with Zara,
"and I am gonna continue
to speak to her..." OK.
"..and get to know her..."
erm, a bit more,
because they don't speak much.
I just don't know whether
she's doing it to stay safe.
Do you know what I mean?
You get me.
I'm not saying there's nothing there
with her and Shaq,
because I haven't heard
their conversations, but...
I think if she was liking Shaq,
maybe she would have
talked to him a bit
more. Like, I genuinely...
Yeah, cos I feel like I know...
I feel like I know her vibe
and what she's like.
And if she's really felt like
there was something there with Shaq,
she'd pull him more.
But I think...
If she was really feeling Shaq
and not Tom 100%,
then she wouldn't have kicked off
the other night,
do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like, I think you can only
kick off like that
if you really like someone.
Like, I don't know.
I genuinely don't see anything there
with her and Shaq.
I'm not just saying that
to be comforting to you, but...
Yeah.
I just can't really imagine it.
Inside, I am like, "He-e-e-elp!"
Honestly, it just makes me
so hot and bothered.
Now he's broken away
from Anna-May,
Kai is finally free to engage in
the kind of lofty discourse
the intellectual powerhouse
has been craving.
Honestly, it took me an hour
to make my bed.
Oh, you're useless.
I couldn't get the bottom sheet on.
I was literally racking my brains,
and thinking,
"How the fuck do bottom sheets
go on the bed?"
Cos I don't make them at home.
Like, I'm not gonna lie.
I never make beds.
Even at uni,
my mates used to make it for me,
cos it's like my... The thing that
I fucking hate doing the most.
But do you clean up after yourself?
Yeah, I clean up after myself,
I just hate making beds.
I just think it's long.
Hmm. And I can't do it,
but it took me
literally an hour
to figure out that the bed sheet
was too small for the bed.
Oh! I've got a text!
Oi!
Yeah!
Pretty sure the word "worldie"
was in there,
and that is what Tom has used
to describe me.
Full thrust, baby! Ooh-ooh!
So I'm buzzing to see Jessie
do a little bit of thrusting.
Getting me a little bit excited,
to be fair.
Space Raunch?
I feel like it could be
getting a bit raunchy today,
and I'm here for it.
It's challenge time.
This one sees the boys and girls
heading into
the depths of outer space.
Completely lacking any signs
of intelligent life,
our Islanders
are looking forward to playing.
So get ready for Space Raunch.
'Spaceman'
by Babylon Zoo
Come on, girls!
Here's how it's gonna work -
First, the sexy space women
launch out of their rockets...
Yes!
Boys, I bet you've never seen
an asteroid like mine!
Then they float in a zero gravity
round the flagpole -
go with me here.
Next, they confront
the terrifying asteroid belt -
use your imaginations.
Make contact
with a humanoid life form,
have a cheeky close encounter,
then blast off back to Planet Earth.
Who needs CGI, eh?
And when the challenge is over,
the boys will decide
who was the ultimate astro-naughty.
# Cos we're hot like hell
Does it burn when I'm not there? #
Forget the G-force,
I'm looking for some D-force.
Ye-e-es!
Yes!
# Hotter than hell
# Hotter than hell ... #
Oh!
The way that Tanya
just got me...
It got a bit hot!
# Can let me know I'm wanted
Can let me know... #
I had to just, like,
readjust my shorts a little bit.
Right, boys,
who's ready for a big bang?
# I'm giving you the pleasure
Of heaven
# And I'll give it to you
Hotter than hell
# Hotter than hell... #
I was a bit surprised
when Anna-May picked me,
and, yeah,
she's a good kisser as well,
so can't complain at all.
# Gimme, gimme more, gimme more
Gimme, gimme more
# Gimme, gimme more... #
Right, boys, who wants to ride
this asteroid belter?
# Gimme, gimme more
# Gimme, gimme more, gimme more
Gimme, gimme more
# The centre of attention
# Even when they're up against
The wall
# You got me in a crazy position
# If you're on a mission
You got my permission... #
Boys, I know you're looking for
a rocket. Well, one's just landed.
# Cameras are flashin'
While we're dirty dancin'
# They keep watchin'
# Gimme, gimme more, gimme more,
Gimme, gimme more
# Gimme, gimme more... #
On that first thing,
she got on top of me
and started kissing me
and I was like, "Oh, my God."
# Gimme more, gimme, gimme more... #
Unbelievable!
The kiss really surprised me,
I feel like I just like a good kiss.
I just liked it,
like, I could just go back again.
# Na-na-na-na, come on
Na-na-na-na, come on... #
Yeah!
# Na-na-na-na, come on... #
Boys, I hope your rockets
are fully loaded
because we're about to blast off,
baby!
# Feels so good being bad... #
Wow. I feel like...
I feel like that there is my dream.
Oh, my God!
# Sex in the air, I don't care
I love the smell of it... #
Sexy dancing, sexy walking,
eye contact, bang.
I was in my element right there.
# Cos I may be bad
But I'm perfectly good at it
# Sex in the air, I don't care
I love the smell of it... #
Now, who's ready to blast off
with this little pocket rocket?
# Come on, come on, come on
# I like it, like it
Come on, come on, come on
# I like it, like it
Come on, come on, come on, come on
# I like it, like it
# Come on, come on, come on
# I like it, like it... #
Had your chance!
# Cos I may be bad
But I'm perfectly good at it
# Sex in the air, I don't care
I love the smell of it
# Sticks and stones
May break my bones
# But chains and whips excite me
Yeah, come on... #
I got to kiss Olivia twice,
which is a good thing,
and I took it all in,
and, yeah, I don't think
it was a bad kiss at all.
# Come on. #
So, us boys have decided
that the sexiest spacegirl is...
Oooooooh...
Zara!
I said I was competitive,
and I guess I spoke it
into existence, cos I won!
The Apollo rocket went from
zero to 685mph in 30 seconds.
That's nothing.
Farmer Will can go from zero to
losing his mind in one second flat!
So, what about you and Jessie, then?
Mate, I don't think I've ever been
this charged up in my life.
You know what, for me, like,
it hasn't been, like, a tough week,
but it's been a bit, like, a week
where it's just been, like, a bit,
you're moping... Not moping about,
but it's, like, difficult
cos you're not forming
that connection with anybody. Yeah.
And then, obviously, Jessie came in,
and it's just been from the start,
like, bare good,
no troubles, you just...
It's just all smooth, sort of thing.
And then, obviously,
getting picked in the challenge...
I think she genuinely, actually,
like, really fancies you. Yeah.
I can definitely see, like we are
getting a lot more touchy-feely,
and it, like, that's what I keep
saying, like...
I think what you've done with her
which is so good is that you found,
like, a balance.
So, it's like...
I love just chilling with her.
You're being yourself
and being that funny guy.
Mate, bro, the kiss, her chat,
I'm so gassed, honestly.
How was that kiss?
Bro, it looked like a fucking
proper kiss, that, as well.
She got on top of me, and, like,
at the start, cos it was,
like, two,
and then carried her over.
And fucking again, mate.
Didn't wanna let her go.
I'm not gonna be with a girl
if I didn't think...
You know what I mean?
If there's nothing there.
I'm not here to play games.
I wanna a find, like,
a real, proper connection. Yeah.
I am buzzing!
Honestly, buzzing!
You know, I've been in here, what,
over a week?
And I haven't really had, like,
a connection with anyone.
None of the girls were picking me
in challenges for kisses.
So, this, oh, buzzing about it,
you know what I mean?
Cos you know what I rate you for?
It's that you didn't change who you
was, you stayed true to yourself,
you bided your time, and now, things
are starting to happen for you.
Because you was patient
and you carried on being
the person we all love.
Gassed!
Honestly,
I'm not gonna stop smiling.
# All below my heart
And head... #
As the sun sets,
up in the bedroom,
the boys can't wait to get their
hands on some naughty new arrivals.
I'm definitely wearing them today.
They're nice.
This would suit you, mate.
What size is it?
Large.
Is it?
Oh, that'd suit you.
I might wear these bad boys.
Is this too short?
Is it giving too much bum?
No. There's no such thing
as too much bum.
I feel like one wrong move,
and my ass is out.
Oh, mate, those jeans are sexy!
They look sick on you.
How does everyone feel in
their couples?
Or, Jessie,
the people that they like?
Er, I'm on my own!
You went in for the kiss.
How was the kiss? Yeah!
Oh, my God,
I can't believe I did that.
Oh, my God, I believe it.
I think that just
made me like him more.
Oh!
Sexual attraction is massive for me.
Same.
So, yeah. Yes!
I hope he feels the same.
Oh, I'm sure he does.
I think he feels the same and more.
He keeps, like,
calling you his wife! Ick!
What does everyone think
is gonna go on tonight?
No clue. It's never
a chilled night in this place.
There's always some sort of drama.
Here's to sexy dancing,
here's to sexy girls,
and all right boys.
Olivia wants a word with Zara.
I hope it's to pull her up
about wearing boots
made out of an actual Smurf,
the monster!
Hey, gorgeous girly. Can I grab you
for a chat, please? Yeah, sure.
Wherever you want. I don't mind.
How are you?
Good, thanks, how are you?
You look very cute.
I'm well, I'm well.
I'm loving the blue boots.
Thank you.
I'm loving the hair down for once
from you. Thanks, honey!
I feel like a new me.
I feel very mature.
No, it's very nice. I'm liking it.
Right, so.
Talk to me.
I just wanted to pull you first
just to say there was
some kind of unfinished business
between me and Tom.
Oh. Oh, shit.
And I feel like it ended
really abruptly.
Erm, I mean,
he has said that, you know,
I kind of top the vibes for him
in here. Yeah.
Not saying you've not got a chance.
No, no, no, yeah. But, erm...
Do your thing.
Yeah.
And if he's meant to be with me,
he's meant to be with me.
If he's not, he's not.
I don't want a man that
doesn't want me. No, me neither.
Me and him are still
getting to know each other. Yeah.
So, now's the time.
OK, so...
I appreciate you telling me.
Oh, thank you.
It's OK. Do your thing, girl.
Oh, thank you.
OK, so we've cut to
Kai and Tanyel, and it's part four,
so maybe they're gonna have
a massive argument,
or chew each other's faces off.
My money's on the argument.
Come on.
Do you like my hair up?
Yeah.
Yeah, I do, actually.
Oi.
# If you're lost
You can look and you will find me
# Time after time
# If you fall, I will catch you
I will be waiting... #
I really get on with you.
I get on with you.
You know what? I can't wait
to watch you on the outside.
So, me and Kai
are really getting on well
and I feel really comfortable
with him.
And normally, I do take things
really slow and I'm quite reserved,
but I feel comfortable with
Kai now that we kissed tonight,
and I'm happy with him.
# Time after time. #
Tom and Olivia
are talking about feelings.
Really?! I'll pop off
and stick the kettle on.
Give us a shout if they move on
to football.
Tell me how you're feeling?
Go on.
I'm bad with feelings!
I know, it's cool.
I don't know.
How are you and Haris?
No, we're really good,
like, I'm really enjoying it.
And obviously, you and Zara
just seemed very, like, closed off,
and I was obviously worried from how
things went down the other night.
Mm. So, that's probably a big reason
why I haven't spoken to you.
Aww, you're cute, you.
Um...
How do you feel?
Yeah, like, Zara come in and I had
an instant connection with her.
Yeah.
And I get on with her really well
and, like, everything like that.
But, I mean, I'm not closed off.
Like... Oh, OK.
No, I'm not, like, I've come in here
to find someone. Me too.
That's why earlier I was like,
you know what?
I need to just actually
just be selfish and just,
I don't wanna come out of here
with any regrets.
Any regrets.
Yeah.
With you and Haris, right,
obviously,
I know there's a big age gap
and stuff and... Yeah.
What's your thoughts on...
I don't know.
It's tough, because, like,
I don't wanna upset anyone.
No, me neither.
I'm very glad
I had the conversation with Tom.
I feel like now I've had it,
it's confirmed to me
what I already knew.
'I just... It's...
I can't explain it.'
It's just a feeling,
it's really weird.
So, like, obviously, with me
and you, like, where's the door?
Hm, it's like, slowly opening.
So, the door, obviously,
I thought the door was there.
Yeah.
But where's the door now?
It's, like, here.
Oh, OK.
So, I'm just peeking in
and just saying, "Hi, morning, hi!"
"Morning", yeah!
I am glad you still feel the same,
cos I thought I was going crazy.
No, like I said, you know,
the door's open.
I think I told you, like,
on the first night,
or the second, like, you were like,
"Where's your head at?"
And I was, I'm pretty sure my eggs
are in your basket, by the way!
I mean, you're so funny, though.
No...
No...
See, I could just...
I'd be so sad.
What? I reckon, if you just started
giving me the cold shoulder.
Really? Mm. Why would
I give you the cold shoulder?
I don't know. You might.
You might wake up
and you're like, "Ew."
I wouldn't do that.
A little 23-year-old blondie farm
girl might walk through the door,
who is from your town,
you just be like, "Catch you later."
From my town? There's about...
"See ya!"
And I'll be the corner like...
I will definitely wear my heart
on my sleeve in the sense that...
..if I like you, which I do,
then I would...
So you like me?
Yeah, of course.
Yeah.
I'm kidding.
I feel like I gravitate towards you.
Gravitate. Yeah, like,
gravitate myself towards you,
and we would just end up together.
Shut up!
It's true.
I'm actually well happy.
You're well happy?
Yeah, super happy.
# I was her, she was me... #
My lipstick's smudged again.
On-job, on-job, what can I say?
On-job.
# She's the one... #
Whoo!
OK, I actually need to go fix
my lipstick again.
That's so embarrassing.
I'm chillaxing,
I'm not gonna lie.
Greatest night of my life!
Go on, Jessie!
Some people have a phobia
of heights,
some people have
a phobia of closed spaces.
Tanyel has a phobia
of the word "now".
How do you feel now?
Just so much better.
Really?
Yeah.
Just laid all the cards
on the table
about how we feel
about each other...
Not self sabotage.
No!
Guys!
Stop.
No. Oh, my God...
Shh! Shh!
I've got a text!
No!
You're having
a fucking laugh, mate!
No, are they being serious?
# Starting a fire
It's burning up in my head
# Why do I always tell myself
That it's not over yet. #
"The public have been voting
"for their favourite girl
and their favourite boy.
"Those with the fewest votes
"are at risk of being dumped
from the island tonight.
"As Jessie and Aaron
are the newest Islanders,
"they are not included in the vote."
# I see evil eyes looking around
# Spirits in the skies... #
# Walking around, ooh-ooh... #
"The three boys who have
received the fewest votes
"and are therefore at risk are..."
# Something wicked this way comes
# Something wicked
Something wicked... #
"Kai."
# Something wicked
This way comes... #
"Tom."
# Something wicked this way comes
# Something wicked
Something wicked
# Something wicked this way comes
Something wicked this way comes
# Something wicked... #
# This way comes, something wicked
Something wicked... #
"Haris."
"The three girls who have received
the fewest votes
"and therefore at risk are..."
# Fine wine and dining
It sticks in my throat
# You give me diamonds
Well, it might as well be gold... #
# Love is always silent
# I'd give it all
I'd give it all. #
"Anna-May."
"Tanya."
# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
# When I find
What I'm looking for... #
# I'd better run, run
Run away with you. #
Tanyel.
# I'd give it all
I'd give it all to you
# I'd give it all
# I'd give it all to you... #
"Can all vulnerable Islanders please
stand in front of the fire pit?"
# I'd give it all to you
# I'd give it all. #
# Love shouldn't cost a thing
# Tell me why
I'm paying for everything... #
"Only one boy and one girl
will be going home tonight."
# There's no way to save us
# Look at what we have become
Empty hearts that spare no-on
Save yourself, my darling... #
# Just be gone by morning
# after all is said and done... #
"That decision will be made
by Jessie and Aaron."
# Look at what we have become
# Empty hearts that spare no-one
# Save yourself my darling
# Kill the love that's dying. #