Love Island (2015–…): Season 9, Episode 7 - Episode 7 - full transcript

Previously...

on Love Island.

I would like to share the bed
with you.

Really?
Yeah.

The graft was on.

You're so cute, man.
Thank you.

You're so cute.

That's what I'm here for. Yeah.
Like, to find love.

She's out the picture,
you're the whole picture.

# I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic? #

And the gloves came off.



The boy...

I'd like to couple up with...
Is...

Tom.

Kai.

Shaq.

Ron.

Tonight...

Two bombshells from Down Under...

..make a splash.

G'day, mate!

David's leaving, everyone.

How about
some half-hearted clapping?

Oh, Haris, could you throw in
an indifferent wave?

That's the stuff.



And sad walk back to the garden.

And cue relieved hugging.

# I've seen you on your best days

# And I'll see you on your worst

# I love... #

I picked you because, obviously,
I really, really like you.

And I feel like, every day,

the feelings are getting stronger
and stronger and stronger.

And...

But, yeah, I also wanted to lead
by example.

And so that you know
how much you mean to me.

Which is a lot.

I mean... Like...

With us, I feel like you,
you definitely...

have shown me
how much you do care about me.

But obviously, it's still early,
and we've got...

we've got the rest of our lives
together.

We have...

I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking!
I'm joking, I'm joking!

Relax, relax, relax.
Calm down, calm down.

Calm down, calm down.

I can't breathe!
Nah, calm down.

I am in here for myself.
I'm here to find a girlfriend.

I'm here to find someone.
I see that potential in you,

so I ain't gonna let no-one
take you away from me.

Simple as.
Aw!

Haris enjoyed listening to
Olivia at the re-coupling,

although we did have
to edit her down

cos Olivia's speech
was like her gloves -

smooth, colourful
and ridiculously long!

So, what did you think of my speech?
Yeah, the speech was perfect.

Was it?
Er, it was...

99.9%, it was me, then I thought...

Yeah.

I don't know. You never know.

Who else did you think
I was gonna pick?

Could you not see me looking at you?

You were looking at me,
smirking, and I thought,

"Now I know, it's 100%."

I'm happy to be
in a couple with you.

I can't wait to actually
cuddle you tonight.

Oh! You're not getting
any cuddles tonight!

Not getting a cuddle?
We can just go like this.

I'll just go like this.

I'm an affectionate person.

But I might not want
to cuddle you yet.

It was the right decision
that you made.

Oh, was it?
Yeah, definitely.

Me and you suit the best.

Yeah, we look good together,
but on a serious note,

we do need to, you know, make sure

we're finding out more
about each other and delving deep.

Tanyel took Lana's man,
and she's not happy.

Don't blame her!
There's nothing worse

than having the "Ron"
pulled out from under your feet!

Don't worry about it.

Do you know what?
The thing is, though...

I hate this.

The thing is, though,
at least it wasn't your choice.

Yeah, bro. You know, it wasn't...
It's her decision.

How are you?
OK, how are you feeling?

I'm feeling all right.
Obviously, it's, like...

It's not nice.

It's not nice, and you're, like,
my best mate in here.

Do you know what I mean?
So are you.

So it's, like...
It's just shit, isn't it?

Cos, obviously,
me and Ron have been happy,

and now you two
are gonna be coupled up,

so I feel like from now, like,

me and you need to have
a really transparent relationship

in that if you are feeling it...
Like, really feeling it... 100%.

I won't be able to tell you that
now, though, like, babe...

No, no, no.
..until I know what happens.

But you must be feeling it
in a sort of way to have picked him

in the first place,
do you know what I mean?

Yes and no, though,
because, literally,

our conversations
have only ever been

us getting to know each other,
you know? Yeah.

And now I need to give it a chance,

the same way I would give
anyone else a chance. Yeah.

The only thing
that would hurt me now is...

if things are going on
behind my back.

Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.

I'd just like to know.
Yeah, 100%. I understand that.

I still love you.
I love you more.

And I hope you never, ever hate me.

At the re-coupling,
Anna-May picked Kai.

Tanyel was annoyed
cos she likes Kai.

But Kai likes Anna-May,
while Anna-May likes...

..serial killers and stuff.

How are you feeling after all that?
Yeah, good.

Are you?
Yeah.

It's just hard.
It is well hard.

I felt so sorry for you stood up,
having to go first.

You were going first to pick.

How do you feel now?
I... Me, I'm happy.

Like I said, yeah, I'm happy.
How do you feel?

Yeah, fine.

Now I'm gonna be sharing a bed
with you as well. I know.

We can have a bit of pillow talk.
Well...

How do you feel about that?
Well, you best not snore.

If you snore, you'll be...
Nah, I don't snore.

You'll be getting booted out
the bed.

I take up most of the bed, you know.
You'll be on the end.

No, have you not seen how big...?
I'm gonna go like that.

Nah, I'll be like that.
I'll be like that as well.

Me and Kai are in a couple
and I'm really happy about that.

So, yep, I'll be sharing a bed
with Kai tonight,

and hopefully,
I can see things progress,

see if there's anything more there.

Lana and Farmer Will
are your classic love story -

boy meets girl,
girl is stuck with boy,

cos the boy she actually fancies
was already chosen.

Oh! Young love!

You OK? Yeah. Is you and me
your favourite couple now?

This is us now.
Yeah.

You obviously want to share my bed.
Shall we skip?

Do you want to skip?
I don't know how to skip.

Right into the...

Run into the night settings.

How are you?
I'm good, how are you?

Absolutely...
I can't lie, that was so tough.

Absolutely buzzing,
I'm not even gonna lie.

Give me a cuddle.

Aw!

Why, are people looking?
No, no, no.

Aw, I just wanted to...

..come and say thank you.

I didn't feel like my time was up,
sort of thing,

and it's such, like,
a difficult situation,

everything like that, you know?
Yeah.

How do you feel, kind of like...

with Tanyel and Ron
and that situation?

So, I just spoke to Tanyel then,

and basically,
there is something there.

Right. Does she kind of, like,
like Ron, or...

or is it just kind of...?
I think they've got something,

but I honestly don't know
what it is.

I need to speak to Ron as well.
Yeah.

And just see what he's saying,
but... Yeah.

..I know they're flirty and stuff,
so... Yeah.

Well, I'm chuffed. I'm...

It couldn't really have
worked out better for me,

do you know what I mean?

Listen, we're all good.

Well, I've slept in a bed
with two different boys.

I've slept in a bed with...
Two girls.

No, one girl, Olivia.
Olivia.

For one night.

You have me tonight.
And then you!

Bang! Result!

Being in a couple with Will
is interesting

because I know
he's been pursuing it,

but we don't have that connection
that I'm looking for.

I'm gonna make it very known to Will
that this isn't, like,

what I exactly wanted
out of this situation.

Haris turns Olivia on.

He does it with
the universal remote control

he smuggled in
from his TV showroom.

He can also fast-forward Olivia
when her speeches drag on!

I am happy that I've had the chance
to couple up with Haris. Hm.

And, like, we are...

You've seen us together,
like, we do really get on.

You have fun.
Yeah, we have so much fun.

And I do, like,
gravitate towards him.

But...

there is just still something there
with Tom.

Yeah, there's gonna be.
Yeah.

You've been in a couple...
Yeah, exactly.

You re-coupled five minutes ago,
but...

Aw!
Aw, Ron!

Some of us have got to keep
standards. Thank you.

You can sit with us if you want.
Can I?

Yeah. Good.
Don't feel like...

We were just chatting about
the re-coupling,

and just the, erm...

that I'm really happy
to be with Haris.

Cos I feel like it's a long time
coming and I wanna explore it.

Good.
Because I feel like...

But don't forget...
..there's more to it.

Yeah.
..you can still explore Tom.

Yeah, 100%.
You can.

There's just one comment
that got me.

What, by Tom or Zara?
Zara.

"This boy has made his feelings
very clear."

I knew that'd piss you off.

And I just thought,
"What does that mean?"

You've gotta take things
with a pinch of salt. I know.

Cos I have a feeling... Yeah.

..that she's playing
a very different...

Game.
..game to a lot of us.

Tom and Zara are now coupled up.

I'm happy for him, you know.

It's fine, she came in,
she did what she had to do.

But it doesn't mean that I can't
carry on getting to know him.

In the snug,
Zara and Tom are getting close.

Not as close as they built the snug
to the outside hedge.

Nothing's that close!

But, yeah, I feel settled now,
obviously, after yesterday. Hmm.

Yesterday wasn't fun for me.

I'm not gonna lie.
No, no, it's not nice.

But, erm...

Yeah, I've had a good day today.
Mm. So...

Yeah.

I think, like, I'm just genuinely
really excited to get to know you.

Like...
Mm-hm.

And I feel like
there's a lot to know,

and there's a lot for you
to know about me. Yeah, I agree.

I feel like
there's less pressure now.

Like, I feel like we're in a couple,
so it's like...

Yeah. Just keep doing
what we're doing.

I think it's working. Thus far.

What?

Nothing.
Yeah, yeah.

What?! What's funny?
Nothing.

I've never actually gone for a guy
with blue eyes, you know.

I haven't got blue eyes.

In this light, they look blue.
Hmm.

But they could be a bit green.
Hmm.

What?

# Oh, I wanna dance with somebody

# I wanna feel the heat
With somebody

# Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody

# With somebody who loves me... #

Took you long enough.

The kiss itself was amazing.

It was really, really nice.
Quite passionate.

Yeah, it feels really,
really good with him.

Like, I know
when I really like someone.

So, yeah, I'm excited for, er,
bedtime tonight.

# Circling alone
I spin out of control... #

Lana told Farmer Will

she'll go out with him
when pigs fly.

So while she talks to Ron,
Farmer Will's popped off

to glue one of these pigs
to a seagull.

This place is a bit mad, innit?
Mm-hm.

How are you feeling?
Erm, I mean, it's not ideal.

How are you feeling towards Tanyel?

The conversations
that I've had with her,

it doesn't come close
to the conversations

and how I am with you.
So to me, like,

just because I'm sharing a bed
with someone

doesn't mean
that all of a sudden changes.

I'm still gonna
talk to you the same

as if we're still in a couple,

because I still want
to get to know you more. Mm-hm.

And if that changes,
I'll let you know, but...

Yeah.

I don't think you'll be
hearing from me about that.

Where are you at?

Obviously,
it's not the best situation.

No.
It's a bit sore.

Like, you don't have to play it down
if there is something.

Like, you can honestly...

Don't feel like you have to
not upset me because, like,

at the end of the day,
I'm a big girl,

we're only a week in.
I know you are.

No, I know that.
I'm not fussed on Tanyel.

Mm...

'The re-coupling's
really put a spanner in the works.'

But I know where I am, and I'm gonna
stay true to my mission,

which is Exploration Lana.

Oh, f...!

Hey, baby. Hi, guys.
You OK?

Do you mind if I have a chat
with Zara?

Yeah, course. With me?
Yeah.

Where do you wanna go?
Do you want to stay up here?

We can stay up here.
Cool.

Do you wanna sit over here, though?

I don't know
if my dress will stretch.

Right, let's have a chat.
See you in a bit, babe.

See you in a bit.
Phew!

How you feeling?
Here we go.

Yes, good, good, good.
Good.

How are you?
Yeah, good, thanks.

Good. You seem kind of buzzing.

And I'm really happy for you
as well.

Yeah, no, I am happy, but I feel
like, if I'm completely honest...

Be honest, please.
This is a safe space.

I feel like
there's still a bit of tension.

Between us?

The way I see it, right,
is I feel like you've come in

and kind of come for me a bit.

Oh, my God!
Obviously...

Just hear me out.
Go on, go on.

Obviously, with last night,

with the comment made
about the two-faced,

and then now going for, like,
the guy that I'm coupled up with,

and, like, the comment saying,

"Oh, he's made his feelings
very clear with me."

That's where I was...
That's how I feel.

That is true, how I feel.
He's literally said that to me.

He was like, "I'm really on you."
That he's more for you than me?

If he said that to you,
then maybe he's playing a game.

So that he's really on you
and not me? Yeah. OK.

I just spoke
to all the boys individually,

and I vibed with Tom.
No, of course. Absolutely.

Everyone's shocked by it,
I'm shocked by it.

But I get how it comes across,
so I'm not... I'm not...

You're valid for feeling like that.

It just seems a bit fake to me,
if I'm being completely honest.

Please, nothing's personal. When
I'm saying nothing's personal...

I think with that, though,

I'm really here to, like,
find someone and find love.

Babe, you and me have never been in
a relationship before.

No, I know.
We are here to.

Cos you haven't been
in a relationship before,

I feel you're quite reserved.
Like, "This is huge.

"I could meet my husband."
Maybe you've been reserved.

Maybe you weren't showing
your affections to Tom. Yeah.

I didn't even know... I don't know,
what does he expect me to do?

Act like a married couple?
I don't know.

In, like, three days?
No, of course not.

Do you know what I mean?
But he's made it quite clear

he's quite affectionate. OK.
From the get-go.

And you can be a classy lady,
it's, "No, I don't want to."

But some people take that
as you're not interested. Yeah.

And it's not the case.
Yeah.

You clearly are interested.
He's a lovely, gorgeous boy.

You are. But he's taken that
as you're not interested.

I think that's personal
between me and him,

I don't really think
that's your business.

Maybe.
OK.

I feel like that gives me
a clearer direction.

Because if he's telling you that
he's swaying way more towards you,

and then I'm having
conversations with him,

where he's saying,
"I really care about you..."

I think he's just trying
to be polite.

Liv kind of came at me
thinking that I was coming for her.

I think from me picking Tom,

and not only that,
taking him away from her.

No-one's in a married couple,
but anyway.

I think she needed to know that his
head's more towards me right now.

Tom's in deep thought.

And after what Zara told Olivia,
Tom's also in deep something else

I can't say
cos this is a family show.

You all right, mate? Can I just have
a quick chat with Liv?

Yeah, of course you can.
Of course you can, mate.

You're good.

Hello.
Hello.

Are you OK?
Not really.

Why?

Just a couple of things
I've been told. Go on. Go on.

So, just had a chat with Zara.
Yeah.

Just to, like, squash things
in terms of me and her. Yeah.

And then she just said that,
you know,

maybe me and you aren't compatible.

And that you said to her that you're
leaning way towards her. Right.

Way more towards her.
Right. And obviously...

I didn't say WAY more towards.
Well, that's what she said.

I can't lie, like,
when Zara come in,

we've probably had,

probably a bit of
an instant connection. Erm...

I just feel mugged off.
Why?

Why?

Are you going?

After a dramatic night,
the Islanders head upstairs.

And for Olivia,
the gloves are coming off.

And the dress is coming off,
and the shoes are coming off.

She's getting ready for bed,
is what I'm trying to say.

You actually help me sleep.

Really?
You do.

I'm not gonna be able to sleep now.

# I know she thinkin'
That she found herself a winner... #

Where's Tanyel? What's she got on?
Tanyel, it best be PG!

You got yourself into
a little bit of trouble, didn't you?

Apparently,
I've said something like... Ah!

You said that you were swaying
quite a lot towards Zara.

But I can't remember
half the shit I say, mate.

I kissed her.

Oh, fuck off!
You fucking did?! Yeah!

Oi, listen.

Wait till you see Tanyel, mate,
your head will turn.

I've just seen her...
Don't say that.

I've just seen her then, mate.

# I know they said it's kinda stupid

# But it's just the way
I'm feeling right now... #

Hold on, hold on.
Go and put some trousers on, you!

Shut up.

You've got into bed well quick.

Normally, you, like, leave it ages
to get into bed, don't you?

Yeah, I was... I couldn't wait
to sleep with you

Thank you.

This isn't even covering anything.
I was just cold.

Yeah, doesn't cover anything, guys.

We're happy you're here, Will.
Thanks, babe.

# I know you think about me
When you kiss her

# I left a taste in your mouth
Can she taste me now

# That you threw out
All our furniture and pictures?

# I bet you sugarcoat the truth

# I bet you're real sweet
With her, yeah

# I know you think about me
When you kiss her... #

It's so dark, honestly,
I don't like it!

Seriously, she...

# I'm bitter, I'm bitter

# Oh, you know I'm bitter... #

Oh, I've got the giggles!

# Sometimes, I feel like
I'm alone... #

The Islanders are waking up
with some big questions.

Lana's thinking,
"Will Ron remain faithful?"

Olivia's thinking,
"Why did Tom lie to me?"

And Farmer Will's thinking,

"Oh, God! Did I book someone
to feed the alpacas?"

Morning, all.
Morning. Sleep well?

I had the best sleep.

# Cos I was on the edge
On the edge... #

Sorry, Kai. She's just bare comfy
with me, innit?

No, I still miss him.

Hopefully,
have a nice chill day today.

# You got me like eh, eh, eh, eh

# Cos I don't need
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

# Like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

# No, I don't need you there... #

Who's that for?

It ain't for Tanyel,
I'll tell you that.

I'd be in right shit, mate,
if I did that.

Hello, darlings.

Hello. Morning.
Morning, morning.

How was your night, Lana?

Great

I've woke up with, like,
a face like a slapped arse.

Oh...
Bless you.

But also, you two cackling all night
was doing my fucking nut in.

Really?
Yeah.

Last night was not even flirty
between me and Ron at all.

Oh...
For you.

Aw... That's really sweet.
Speaking of the guy.

Speaking, what?
My ears were burning.

Literally.

Erm, but, no,
we were literally just talking,

like, even as friends.

How about you, Tanya?

Cuddles, as usual.

And, obviously, he was, like...
..getting very excited.

Oh, here he is.

Aw, here he is.
It's like clockwork.

Thank you. Every time we talk
about you, you just appear.

Literally. What's going on?

Thank you.
You're welcome.

Well...

How was your night, Tom?

Bro, I can't complain with Zara
in my bed, bro. She is fit.

Had a little kiss last night.

Say if you're her, yeah.
Take your glasses off.

Don't you start kissing me.

Obviously, like, you know
when you're, like, close and that,

and you're looking and then you look
at each other's mouth and stuff.

No, no! And, obviously,
she kind of went in for it.

She's actually, like,
set off a bomb in here.

How was your night?

Really good.
Yeah? Yeah?

It's so weird. Like, we've really
just naturally just clicked.

He kissed me on the terrace.
Did he? First, yeah.

And there was a lot of sexual
chemistry, I'm not gonna lie.

Oh, really?
Yeah, it was hard.

I literally put a pillow between us.
Like, "We need to chill." Vibes.

It's hard, I think he just wanted
to not hurt anyone's feelings. Yeah.

I said to him, "You're gonna end up
hurting someone."

Haris was bouncing last night.
Yeah, he was.

He was on cloud nine.
Not gonna lie...

I've never seen this guy
get ready for bed so quick.

Innit?
Yeah.

I'm not gonna lie,
I was kind of gassed last night.

How are you feeling
after last night?

I bet you're buzzing
that you're same couple, in't ya?

I'm not gonna lie,
I'm happy I'm still with Tanya.

Anything juicy happen, Shaq?
Yeah, anything juicy?

Go on, spill it.
Bro, every time, like, it's bedtime,

yeah, it gets... heated, bro.

What about you, bro?
Chatty, chatty, chatty.

Yeah, because me and Tanyel,
like, we do have a lot in common.

We do have good chat.

Last night, as Kai lay in bed
with Anna-May,

he gazed jealously over
at Tanyel in bed with Ron,

who gazed over adoringly at Lana,
who was in bed with a farmer.

Which tells you one thing...
this show is mad.

I think that re-coupling
has made me rethink things.

Like, I didn't even try
and spoon last night.

I was literally just lay in bed
like... Hmm...

What do you mean...?
Are you sweet about it?

No, I'm jealous.
Yeah. Yeah, that's it.

If I'm being honest, yeah,
I'm jealous.

How was Lana about it?

She was like,
"Does it change anything?"

And I said, "Lana, it doesn't change
anything for me."

I said... I said, "Yes,
I'm spending time in bed with her,

"but I'm not gonna cuddle her."

Obviously, I'm gonna talk because,
you know, I chat all the time.

And I said, "I'll let you know
if anything changes.

"If my head starts swaying, I will
be the first to let you know."

But at the same time,
I'm conflicted because...

I feel like I'm putting
so much into her so early on,

and I don't wanna then fuck her up
and lead her on... Yeah.

..if someone walks in.

So that's why I'm trying to say
the right things. Yeah, yeah.

And make sure that she knows
and she knows as well.

See if I go for Tanyel, then,
go all guns blazing...?

I don't think you should do that.

Do you not think?
No.

Do you know what? If...

You've obviously seen something
in Anna-May.

I'd be sure on that
before you do anything.

I would stay exactly how you are,
the way you are with Tanyel.

But she knows that she needs to
start giving you the little things.

Haris is on a charm offensive
with Olivia.

So far, it's going pretty well.
He's cool, he's suave, he's...

walked into a bin.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What?

Oh! Gee, thanks.
Shiny, shiny.

What a gent.

This is nice.

This IS nice,
and we look good as well. Yeah.

Cheers to our first date
in the villa.

How does it feel
to be coupled up with me?

Whey! If you run out of drinks,
just let me know,

I'll pop back over and refill them.
Amazing.

Enjoy.
Thank you very much.

Mm. This is nice.

Yeah.
I'm impressed.

Thank you.

Is this the first time
you've made food for a girl?

Yeah, I've never made food for
a girl ever in my life. Serious?!

No, never.
This is the first time?

Mm-hm.
Oh, that's cute.

I don't think
I've made it for my sisters.

Yeah, they're gonna be fuming.

It's good to be in an
official couple you could say,

like... Yeah, 100%.
..with someone that I wanna be with.

Yeah, I don't think anyone
was shocked by my choice.

I think everyone saw it coming.
Yeah. Mm-hm.

I've got to play it cool in front
of Olivia, I can't show too much.

I'll just have to be me
and I'll see where it gets me.

Tom's happy
to let Zara know he's into her,

because he's the kind of guy
that wears his heart on his sleeve

and his flip-flops under his feet.

How did you like sharing a bed
with me last night?

First night, like, I don't get that
sort of immediate sexual chemistry

with everyone and I literally know
I got it immediately with you.

I didn't trust myself.
But no, I am happy you chose me.

It was the right decision.
Yeah.

I am here to, you know,
find someone,

and right now, I've got
that connection with you.

Yeah. It wasn't gonna go
any other way, really.

Kai's sexual magnetism
is irresistible.

Even Haris
has fallen for his charms.

And only yesterday, security
caught the neighbour's grandmother

trying to chew her way
through the fence to get at him.

Mate, I get a bit scared about
how close you've got to me.

Chill out! It's fine.

Today's weather is bang on.

Guys, I've got a text!
I've got a text.

Oh, my gosh. Pool party!

I was so excited.
It's what I've been waiting for.

Yeah, yeah.

Yay! Pool party!

Buzzing!
Buzzing!

So excited!

# We're having a party
We're having a party

# Ay-ay
We're having a party... #

We're definitely gonna pull out
a bit of...

Ah, I just wanna hear some music,
I just wanna have a good time.

Oh, I cannot wait,
so get me out there immediately.

And let's boogie!

Everyone's mood right now
is on a hundred, and it was lit.

I feel like the cocktails,
the daiquiris, the boys,

and the dance moves -
I didn't know they could dance.

I didn't know anyone in here
could pull off some moves.

They're all smiles now,

but get ready for some thunder
from Down Under.

No, it's not the lamb bhuna
I had last night.

There's a couple of Aussies
on their way.

# I'm bad to the bone

# And I'm bad to the bone... #

G'day, mate!

Oh, shit!

Oh, my days.

Hello!

I thought we should really
get the party started.

What do you reckon?

Hold on, guys, we're coming down.
See you in a second.

# I'm bad to the bone. #

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Another girl and another boy.
What, both of them are Australians?

They both said, "G'day, mate."

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# You just saw me
By the poolside... #

Two Australians are here,
and you're probably thinking

I'm gonna make some cheap
Aussie joke at their expense,

but I would never mock
our Commonwealth neighbours...

# Everybody needs good neighbours. #

Welcome to Love Island.

My name's Haris.
Haris. Nice to meet you, bro.

Hey, guys.
Hey, nice to meet you.

My name's Haris.
Nice to meet you.

Olivia. What's your name?
Aaron. Nice to meet you.

Aaron, nice to meet you.

Sorry, I was wondering if you guys
wanted to come and have a chat

in the pool with me for a bit?
Yeah. Yeah!

Sorry, girls.

# You're gonna miss me
Like a heatwave

# You just saw me
By the poolside. #

You guys are all so fit.
Like, what the... What the hell?

What do you do in Australia?

Erm, so, I do...
I'm like a personal trainer,

and I also do a little bit
of social media here and there,

but, like, it's more
of a hobby type thing.

I could tell straight away when
you walked in, yeah. Aw, thank you.

How are you feeling
about being here?

Yeah, good, yeah.
I feel great, yeah.

I've actually done it before.

Really?
Have you? Yeah.

The Australian one?
Yeah.

Oh, my God!

So, are you ready to find love?
Yeah, definitely.

I feel like I'm the king
of situationships.

Long story short,
I've just had no luck in Australia.

I'm 25, right?

I'm looking for something
that I can actually build on,

I don't want a fling,
I don't want a situationship,

I don't want something that sparks
and then dies away.

Hopefully, if I can build something
for the next five years

to maybe thinking about having kids
when you're 30.

Yeah. Yeah.
That's where my head's at.

So, what's your type of guy?

Erm, I am a little bit of
a kind of wild child, in a good way.

Like, I like someone to be like,
"Calm down." Like, you know...

Put you in your place.
Yeah, put me in my place.

Like, I'm so happy
to be put in my place.

How long have you been single for?
For three years,

but I actually suck so much
at dating

that I've been single
for three years! Same!

Yeah, to be fair, if any of us
were any good at it,

we wouldn't be here right now,
would we?

Are you guys, like, all happy
in your couples, or...?

Well, this first re-coupling,
it is the first one,

so you came in at the right time.

OK, fingers crossed.
No-one's really settled in.

I thought you were, bro?

Do you have a type?

It's usually, like, blonde hair,
blue eyes is usually my type.

My ex, though, my last serious
relationship was brunette.

She wasn't blonde at all.

Yeah? Are you bothered
about the boys at all?

No, not at all.

Do I have something
to be bothered about?

Are you gonna do what you want,
yeah? Yeah, yeah.

Like, look, to be honest,
I'm in here for me, like,

so I couldn't really care less.

Good. That's how it should be.

What I always say is,
I don't want a problem,

but if they want a problem,
then, like, no problem.

Ooh!
OK...

How do you feel about
if a girl's coupled up

and really likes the lad,
are you bothered?

Are you gonna step on toes?
Are you gonna be on job?

Well, I feel like if I coupled up
with someone and they liked me,

like, it's meant to be, so...
Mm.

Like, you shouldn't really...

Your head shouldn't be able
to be turned

if you're in the right couple, so...

Do you have a type,
personality-wise?

Yeah, I could write a list,
to be honest.

Oh, go on, then. Reel it off.
Probably loving, caring first.

Mm, important.

Somebody that doesn't
take themselves too seriously,

but I love confidence.
Yeah.

So I need confidence, you know.
That's a big thing for me.

You guys are actually so nice.
I was so scared to come in.

You don't know us yet.
Yeah...

You wait until the games start.
Oh, my God.

Nah, you'll be fine, don't worry.

Out of us fellas, based off of
attraction, who tickles your fancy?

Oh, here we go. I'm gonna not say.

Ah! Keeping close.
You're all fit, you actually are.

And you've all got good chat.

I'm like a kid in a candy store.

And all these beautiful girls
in the villa,

it's just battling that temptation,

and to be honest with you,
she's quite tempting.

How does it feel
to be the oldest boy?

Erm...
I'm the oldest girl, don't worry.

Well, that makes two of us, then,
doesn't it?

I love an accent, and that accent
is very, very nice.

So, what's your plan? Do you
actually wanna move to the UK,

or is this kind of, like,
dibble dabble, see what's happening?

You know what?
I would absolutely love that.

Like, I would get on a flight
for a man.

We're in the villa of love.

Shall we? Shall we get a drink?
Yeah.

What's your type? Like, what boys
do you normally go for?

Erm, so, I've only had
two boyfriends. Yeah.

Erm, and they're quite different,
I would say.

Like, one was really short,
one was really tall.

You must have dated boys, surely?
I like just good personality, yeah.

I kind of want someone
that's gonna be my best friend.

All of these have dead personalities
apart from me.

So, you've got sheep?

Yeah, mainly, like, a sheep farm,
and then I've got a couple of pigs.

Like, yeah. Aw, cute.
It's like Shaun the Sheep.

Yeah, it is Shaun the Sheep.

And then a couple of little pigs,
and then alpacas and horses.

Alpacas? Yeah, yeah.
My mum's little pets.

Oh, my God. That's so cute.
Yeah.

Jessie walked in. Honestly, really,
really beautiful girl, great eyes.

Us farmers love a bit of Australia,
you know.

With all the sheep and everything
like that, so hopefully,

hopefully, for me, hey,
we can get something good going.

If this evening
goes the way I think it will,

our new arrivals Jessie and Aaron
are gonna be up all night.

That is jet lag for you.

# Just like the white winged dove
Sings a song

# Sounds like she's singing... #

What d'you think?

That's a nice one for a date.
It's, like, seductive.

Bro, I've got a massive bombshell
tonight, I need to be seductive,

I need to pull my finger
out my backside!

# Ooh, ooh, ooh... #

Are you nervous for tonight?

I'm actually not nervous.
You're fine?

I think it will be good to,
like, mingle tonight. Yeah.

Chat to people, you know.

They're probably like,
"Oh, we've got new girls!"

They love it.

# Ooh, ooh, ooh... #

# Ooh, ooh, ooh... #

What's the gameplay for tonight?
Just stick it on everyone?

Erm... I don't know, bro, like,

I'm just gonna have to go
talk to everyone. Yeah.

# Just like the white winged dove
Sings a song

# Sounds like she's singing
Ooh, ooh, ooh.... #

Where's your head at?
She lost her man.

I lost my man.

Do you want to be coupled up
with him again? Yeah.

Go, do something about it,
make some bold moves! Yeah!

My mind is so fucked.

I feel like
if Lana was out the villa,

I'd proper, like,
stick it on Tanyel.

I mean, now adding fucking her
to the mix as well,

this fucking Jessie,

and you think,
"But that's my type on paper."

We don't half scrub up well.

# Just like the white winged dove
Sings the song

# Sounds like she's singing... #

# Just like the white winged dove
Sings the song

# Sounds like she's singing
Singing... #

Thank you, guys,
for being so welcoming and,

you know, embracing us
cos I know we're bums,

but here's to the first night,
cheers!

Cheers!

I feel like we should come up
with...

before, like, the night starts...

I feel like we should come up with,
like,

a game plan for the new girl
and for, like, you.

Yeah, yeah, come, then.

D'you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Obviously,
if you're interested enough.

Oh, hell yeah.
She seems lovely.

I feel, like, genuinely, you could
be a vibe together. Really?

Yeah.
Yeah.

And I could wing woman that.

Let's role play.
OK. Wow. Meow, puddy cat.

OK, I'm Jessie,
what are you gonna say?

Hey, babe.
Hi.

You OK?
I'm good, how are you?

Great, mate.

Absolutely tiptop top of a shape.

What's your vibe, who do you like?

I'll tell you. Look, darling.

I've got, like, family values.
I was gonna tell her my values

and be like,
"Look, what are your values?" Yeah.

Well, obviously,
you're a farmer so you go,

"Well, I live in the countryside."
You're matching your vibe.

I live in the countryside...

No, you don't have to say it
like that.

Live in the countryside,
oi-oi, mate!

So I just think just be calm.

Yeah, I was gonna take her
to the terrace

and just, like, just have a chat.
Definitely the terrace.

Just trying to have a long chat
with her.

I don't want to be too intense,
do you know what I mean?

No. But I don't think
you are intense

when you have
a normal conversation with me.

Really? Yeah, no.
I think you've good vibes.

Talk to her like you're talking
to me now cos it's good.

Yeah. Chilled out.
Yeah, it's nice.

Is it sexy?
It's sexy.

Is it? What are you saying, then?

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Good, thanks.
Tell me all.

I wanna know it all. Tell me.
What do you wanna know?

Everything. Eventually, hopefully,

I can learn everything about you,
but... Yeah.

What type of guy
are you actually looking for?

Someone funny, definitely.

Like, humour is a big thing for me,
I've got very dry humour. Yeah.

So sometimes, it can come across
a bit, like, sarcastic. Yeah, yeah.

I'm a bit the same, though.
Are you?

Yeah, a lot of people don't like it,
though. Can think you're rude.

Yeah, like I'm rude, yeah, yeah.
Yeah. Me, too. Me, too.

But I'm just, like, fucking around.
Yeah, yeah.

Do you think I'm funny?

I haven't got that far yet.
Oh, OK.

Yeah. Thanks.
I think you're very confident.

Yeah, I am.
Which stood out to me for sure. OK.

I can't lie, when I walked in,
you caught my eye.

Oh, OK.
For sure.

And then you greeted me
probably one of the best.

Oh, OK, that's nice to know.

But in saying that, everyone's
probably a bit shocked seeing me.

But, yeah, just the confidence.
I mean, we did not expect it at all.

Like, we were literally
just dancing.

Yeah. Were you happy, though?
Were you happy to see me?

Yeah, like, I was happy
to have you guys here.

Yeah. Yeah, just you guys.

Well, I don't know you yet,
it's too early for comment.

Nah, I'm just teasing you.
I'm teasing. Yeah.

Aaron's like a little knock-off
version of me, I feel like.

Got a buzzcut, beard.
Good-lookin' lad.

Are you feeling a little bit
intimidated?

If he starts sticking it
on any of youse... Mm.

You're gonna have to be
good enough for him

to move across the world.

Come on, that's not hard, is it?
I don't know.

I'm not sure I'd fuckin' move
across London to come see you,

let alone the world.
Shut up.

You can't stop seeing me in here.

Where are you with things?

I feel like if we give ourselves the
chance to get to know each other,

I feel like we'd really get on.

I think we're really similar.
Yeah.

And I think it's more realistic.

You feel like you have something
different with Kai?

You're both different people.

You're cheeky in one way,
he's cheeky in another way.

I can't help but feel like

giving you a little bit more
than him right now

because I am coupled up with you.
Yeah.

Still doesn't mean I'm not
gonna to have chats with him.

No, of course.
I would still expect you to.

Yeah. Cos you're gonna do
the same as well. Yeah.

But I feel like if I put a bit more
energy and effort into this... Yeah.

..I'll have a better understanding
of how I feel.

I still like Lana,
but at the same time,

every conversation we have,

I feel like we get closer
and closer. Mm.

That's why I'm happy just to keep it
going as it is because I think it...

Like, it's nice... so far.
I think it's the best way, yeah.

Who knows?
You might fall in love with me.

Mm. Steady. Steady.
You've got a long way to go

before you start fucking hearing
words like that.

OK, I'll let you lead the way.

This is Farmer Will's
big moment with Jessie!

Go on, Will.
Everyone's rooting for you.

Mum, Dad, the alpacas,

even that pig with the seagull
glued to its back.

Honestly, you look really good.
Oh, thank you.

I feel, like, so tired,
like, it's just been...

Such a long day.
Yeah. So, you went...

I'm guessing you went to school
in Australia. Yeah.

Yeah. Lived in Australia,
kind of like... Yeah.

All your life?
Whole life. Really?

So, I'm from a place called
Tasmania.

Right.
Some people know it...

Tasmanian devil. Yes!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, so we have those down there.

So, that's where I'm from,
right at the bottom. Right.

And it's just, like,
grew up kind of in the country.

Loving it. Same. Honestly.

Do you like it there?
I love it

because everyone in here's
like city people,

and I'm like a little country boy,
so it's like...

Yeah.
..it's so different.

Yeah, I feel like you
kind of don't strike me

as the type of guy in an office.
Like, I would not...

No. Honestly.
Actually doing things.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I feel like it's a country thing
because I'm the same.

I have had so many different jobs.
Right. What jobs have you had?

OK, so... Worked in McDonald's.

Did you? Get out!
And I have no shame about it.

Were you the girl going,
"Hi, can I take your order?"

Yeah. So, yeah.

How many times did you get hit on
on that drive-thru?

Unbelievable amounts,
I bet, honestly.

Honestly, yeah, it was a bit odd.

He's actually just, like,
he's hilarious, we get along,

and he's quite sweet as well.

Cos I was gonna ask you, like,
are you close with your family?

Cos that's like a big thing for me.
So close. Yeah.

So, do you have a younger
or older brother?

Older brother. Older brother.
Older brother.

26. Just got engaged as well.

Really?
Yeah, yeah.

That's another thing about country,
everyone settles down way earlier.

Yeah... Do you think?
Yeah.

So, like, my original plan was,
like, I wanted to be married by 24.

Really?
Yeah.

No way. That's so young.
What's the plan with this?

Say you, like, hook up with someone,
are you gonna be moving to the UK?

Or are you gonna be moving to,
like, Australia?

Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.

I, honestly, I'm so happy
to travel for...

And I shouldn't be like it,
but I am. Yeah.

I'm always, "I'm not gonna do this,
I'm not gonna do that."

You seem like super adventurous.
Pack your bags, innit?

Yeah, my God. I'm off!
That is it.

That's what I wanna do.

I wanna pack my bags,
get off the farm for a bit,

do you know what I mean?

Explore something other than,
like, sheep and pigs.

Yeah, but they'll miss you.
Yeah, honestly.

Aw.
Do you know what I mean?

We were just chatting away
and it was really nice.

It was kind of like one
of those chats

where I kind of like
forgot everyone.

# The only exception
You are... #

Kind of like
throughout my whole life

I don't think I've ever had that.

You're honestly...
You're honestly a ten-ten.

Like, unreal.
No, you're so nice.

You're obviously,
like, gorgeous as well.

Oh, stop it.
No, you really are.

I can't stop looking at your eye.
Your eye contact's so good.

Like, have I even blinked
this whole time?

Yeah, honestly.

# And I'm on my way to believing. #

Tomorrow night...

Never have I ever thought

that someone in this fire pit
was playing a game

and not really looking for love.

..there's trouble...

Never have I ever wanted
to be in a different couple.

Ooh-ho-ho!

..in paradise.

I'm in it for myself?

You think I've flown 11 hours
from England to piss you off?

Get over yourself, Liv.
Get over yourself.

You're just trying to cause drama
right now. Fuckin' not having it.

Zara, come on. I can't be arsed.
I can't be arsed.

You've got to understand...
I don't have to understand anything.

I think she's being childish, and
I feel how I feel, and that's that.

She's such a bitch.