Love Island (2015–…): Season 9, Episode 5 - Episode 5 - full transcript
Previously,
on Love Island...
things got steamy.
Kiss both the cheeks of the Islander
you think are the most two-faced.
I feel like she wanted
to humiliate me.
# The gloves are coming off... #
And the temperature rose.
How was your kiss with Tanya?
What's wrong with you, bro?
You do this all the time.
You try and shit-stir.
Boys!
Don't speak to me like that!
Oh, my God.
Chill, chill.
I'm not gonna do nothing.
# The gloves are coming off... #
IAIN: Tonight...
I got a text!
..for one boy...
The boy not picked to be in a couple
will be dumped from the island
immediately.
It's the end of the road.
The boy...
..I'd like to couple up with...
..is...
# All the leaves are brown
# And the sky is grey
# I went for a walk... #
After last night's beer pong,
things turned ugly.
Well, as ugly as a house
full of gorgeous models
and muscle-bound Adonises can get.
Basically, Shaq's mad at Tanya
for kissing Kai, Ron and Tom,
Olivia's mad at Tom and Zara
cos Tom licked her neck,
and Zara called her two-faced.
Shaq's mad at Harris
for stirring things up,
and I'm mad at all of them,
cos the show's called Love Island,
and this is all very off-brand.
# California dreaming
# On such a winter's day... #
Quick one, bro.
It's gonna be a quick one.
The only thing that got to me is...
to call me a shit-stirrer
is a big thing. That's it, man. OK.
That's all I can say.
Cool.
For me, personally, yeah,
I feel like in certain situations,
you don't necessarily, like,
read the room,
and, no-one has even spoken to me
about how I felt
about the challenge myself,
and then the first thing
for you to say...
Was that.
..was that to David.
You started laughing, and I thought
that was disrespectful.
Yeah, that's...
And, like, let me just get this out.
I get that you're young
and you've got all this energy,
but sometimes, you need
to understand certain situations
and know what to say
and when to say it.
I don't think you get that.
If I'm being honest, yeah, I just...
like, that's how it felt.
It felt like you were trying
to stir the pot.
I wouldn't have stirred, like,
OK, I said the thing,
but if you reacted
in a different way and said,
"Haris, not now,
there's a time and place for that,
"we'll chat about that later."
Calling me a shit-stirrer
is a big thing.
But how times do you always do this?
Maybe it's an age thing
or your level of maturity.
I'm 21 years... Your level
of maturity is different, bro,
because you never understand,
like, situations,
or when to speak
and how to speak and what to say.
Just stop trying to dad me.
I'm not trying to dad you.
Yeah, I think you are.
I'm not trying to dad you.
Bro, you're the most immature here.
No, I'm not, man. You are, bro.
Because I'm the youngest here,
don't think that.
You're just trying to put me down,
like I'm this immature kid.
I'm not putting you down.
I'm not an immature kid.
We can get everyone in this villa
and ask the question.
Get everyone and ask them
if you're immature,
and I'm telling you, 100% of
the people will say you're immature.
You show your age.
We'll leave this conversation, bro,
I don't want to listen
to you trying to dad me.
All right, all right.
I've got a dad for that. OK.
Everyone needs to take a freaking
chill... big, fat chill pill.
Calm down.
Relax!
Are you good, though, yeah?
I'm good, like,
but the girls are all gathered
around her.
Thank God Tanya's here, because...
Yeah.
I deffo feel, just, definitely...
Listen, emotions are high... She
said she takes a while to open up,
but we've all said
you've got to move quick in here.
You've got to make your feelings
known. I know, listen...
Otherwise you start falling
by the wayside. I think, listen...
You know what it is,
it's not just my thing.
Obviously, that hurt her,
but I loved her comeback,
so I thought she was good.
But you know what probably
mugged her the most?
Liv obviously licked Tom's ear,
but Tom had to lick a girl,
and he picked me.
She's gotten so upset,
and I think
I've got the brunt of it,
because, obviously,
I made that comment.
I thought she could take it
on her chin, obviously not.
Then Tom reciprocated vibes with me.
So I think it's just,
like, a triple whammy.
After tonight's
dramatic events,
Tom's deliberated long and hard
about how to approach
this complex situation with Olivia
in a mature unconsidered manner.
Tom, the floor is yours.
Is my bum wet?
Dunno, I wouldn't tell you.
You don't have to reply.
Just let me speak, OK?
OK. But, yeah, like,
I'm not the type of guy.
I don't want to ever
make a girl upset.
Like, I think a lot about you.
Never want to see you upset. Yeah.
I dunno. Maybe I shouldn't have done
what I did, but I did it.
You did what you wanted to do.
Look, it's not that,
but I had my reasons, you know?
I know you might be
a bit of a slow-burner,
but you kind of really didn't
give me anything, so, like...
what's kinda going on,
d'you know what I mean?
I was looking forward to having
a really nice chat with you tonight.
And I feel like...
But I didn't know...
I feel like,
if I'm being completely honest,
that's put me ten steps back.
That's just how it is.
Yeah.
And, like, me being slow, like, I'm
not gonna act like a married couple,
do you know what I mean?
No, I'm not saying that.
I spoke to you way more before I was
even in a couple with you. Yeah.
And I dunno, like...
If I didn't give a shit about you,
I wouldn't try and pull you twice.
And I genuinely do care about you,
and I don't want to see you upset.
Yeah.
I ain't here to play games.
I know that might come across
like me to play games,
but I'm really not, but...
Just like, I feel like, obviously,
what she said first off
rubbed me up the wrong way.
Right.
Come here. Come on.
Just the whole game is just shit,
isn't it?
I apologise for making you upset.
It's OK.
Lana wants to know
why Shaq's been flirting with her,
and I want to know who's been
sucking on my giant Polo mints.
I feel like he's been a bit flirty.
He kissed my chest.
I don't know whether to approach it
with Tanya or not.
I don't think you'd need to approach
it with Tanya
because you haven't done anything.
Yeah. You stood there,
he came over to you.
I feel like this
has got under everyone's skin.
Apart from me. I'm fine.
But d'you know what...
In fact, you had a good time!
I have.
But d'you know what, cos obviously
I kissed Kai cos I fancy Kai,
but he kissed Tanya
for a reaction from me. Yeah.
But I don't think it was.
I don't think it was.
No.
He kissed Tanya for an easy life.
Yeah.
I think he wanted to kiss me.
David is loving all the drama
in tonight's episode of Love Island.
Look at him,
the lad is on the edge of his seat!
If I'm being 100, yeah,
I felt disrespected by Tanya
in that challenge.
Because, I could have easily, like,
kissed another girl on, like,
on the lips, but I chose the chest,
like, obviously, cos it's a game,
whatever.
But bearing in mind,
I'm the only one that's kissed her
outside of a challenge,
and we kiss in bed,
and all this stuff, yeah?
Every single challenge, yeah,
I feel like she's always the one
that's kissed, and always offers up
to, like, be kissed.
I kind of felt, like, a little bit
disrespected, if I'm being honest.
She goes on a date,
and then she's in bed, kissing you,
cos that's what she wants to do.
And, to be fair, she came out,
or came off of that date
and was like...
Sorry, David, by the way...
This is awkward chat, bro.
Erm...
You good, though, bro? David?
Mate, it's awkward, innit?
You know what,
I feel sorry for him, you know?
I feel like he's come in here
and he thinks he's got no chance.
Mate, how do you think I felt
for the last five days?
To be fair...
Can't leave him on his own, mate.
I think his head might be frazzled
now, as well... Yeah.
..because the girl
he was interested in,
obviously, we've just been...
chatting about.
What's up, brother?
I'm good, mate.
You sure?
Yeah. Bruv...
It's just hard hearing all of that,
innit, like? Hm.
Like, obviously,
I didn't need to be there.
That's the chat with them, though.
They're more than welcome
to have that chat.
I just didn't need to be there.
Shaq, I promise you,
I think you're overthinking it.
I think you've done yourself in,
in terms of, like,
you're overthinking something
that, I promise you,
is not even there,
and I feel like... you know what?
You're actually constantly thinking,
doubting things,
and you're causing
a space between you.
Don't allow that to happen, man.
I don't wanna be too sensitive
about the situation,
but I'm a sensitive guy.
If it's someone that I like,
and everyone feels
that they can kiss her,
then it is a bit of a put off
for me, really.
You good?
I'm fine.
I don't know about
everyone else in here.
I'm good, I'm good.
I just... Obviously, like, I think
we need to have a conversation...
Yeah. ..cos I'm hearing things
from different sides.
Me and you, obviously,
we've had nice chats.
We said we're open to getting to
know each other, right? Yes.
Which we've both agreed.
Correct.
And it's been going well, I think,
I don't know, from your side? Yeah.
The boys were talking, basically,
they were saying, after today,
you said you missed Shaq.
I don't need to be hearing
that conversation.
That's hard for me to hear.
Obviously, you've built a connection
with him, I understand that.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
You knew him before me,
but it's like, hearing that
and the conversation me and you
have had, it's like...
It's like, "Is she telling me
different things?"
Yeah, is she telling me
different things
because I feel like she's not
interested. Then I would have...
Do you know what I mean?
Gone about my way. So, yeah.
Are you ready for me?
Yeah. 100%.
I wouldn't have taken you on a date
if I wasn't ready for you,
number one, and number two,
I wouldn't have kissed you
in the challenge,
and I've been open and honest
with you for the whole thing. Yeah.
I like you.
Like, do you know what I'm saying?
I'm still very open to seeing
where this goes. OK, cool.
Because I feel like there is...
Yeah. Something there.
I've never said to Shaq,
like, I'm closing you off.
I've literally said,
there's something about him
that I just am intrigued.
We know we are on the same page.
So, like...
From conversations I've had
with Tanya, it's been good,
but I definitely feel like
we need to have, like,
more conversations to see where,
like, what direction
potentially we could actually go in,
and where her head is.
Lana's panicking that Zara
is going to go behind her back
and try to steal Ron.
Lana, don't worry.
It's never gonna happen.
She's going to try and steal him
right in front of your face.
Hello, my darling angels.
Hello.
Can I borrow you? Just want to chat.
Yeah, yeah. Course.
Is that all right?
Thank you, baby.
Help me up.
Thank you.
See you in a bit.
Get yourself down here.
Park my booty down.
Oh, fuck, that was low.
Yeah.
How are you?
You all right?
So, obviously, I've been wanting
to speak to you all day.
We've not really spoken...
Yeah, we haven't.
..since our date.
Yeah.
I mean, I felt like
our date went well. Yeah, it did.
I feel like it's just been...
It is...
..separate since then.
Yeah...
I just feel like you completely
backed off, which is fine. But...
Are you still open
to get to know me, or...
Literally, it's chilled
at this point because it's early.
I think with me, if, like,
complete, open transparency,
me and Lana have, like,
got really close. No, I saw that.
I think you guys are actually
really well-suited, to be fair.
You know, she's just...
Had that connection with her
from the start,
and I'm finding myself wanting to,
instead of playing games,
like, investing 75% of my energy
into one girl
and then leaving the rest
and exploring... Put 100% into her.
I want to get to a point
into getting to 100%, so, yeah...
I think maybe you owed me,
like, a bit of conversation, though,
if you knew that? Cos I was still
open. Like, today, I'm new, innit?
To be honest with you,
it's only after, like,
seeing conversations that you've had
and building something with Tom. OK.
I think now,
trying to make a sort of, bit of...
A big boy decision.
A big boy decision.
And trying to be respectful at the
same time, which is what I want.
I think, naturally, it's kind of
falling into place, though,
I'm not going to lie.
I really, really rate Lana.
Like, I really like her.
Nah, she's lovely.
Look, come here, give us a hug.
I'm a lucky guy.
# I thought it'd be easier... #
Earlier, Tanya picked Kai,
Ron and Tom as the best kissers.
Now she feels bad for Shaq,
and she wants to kiss and make up.
Ideally, kiss Kai
and make up with Shaq.
How do you think the game went?
Considering the fact that
I'm the only person
that you've kissed, like,
outside of a challenge
and we, like, actually, like, kiss
and spend time together in bed
and everything like that,
and you kissed, like, those three.
I was just, like, "Wow".
Like, I kinda... I'll be honest,
I did feel a little bit
disrespected.
Obviously, I don't want you to feel
like I was doing that on purpose.
OK.
So... yeah. I'm sorry.
It's OK, like,
I'm glad you understand, like,
where I'm coming from.
Like, yeah, obviously,
I'm saying what I'm saying
cos I do like you.
And, like... Pff...
I like you so much,
and it's annoying me,
cos I'm actually trusting you
with my feelings.
I know it's a game and everything
like that, but it's just, like,
obviously, my feelings don't change
that quickly.
Obviously, if I didn't have
feelings for her,
then I wouldn't be so bothered.
Earlier, Zara called Olivia
two-faced.
An ex once called me two-faced.
I said she was talking rubbish,
and the girl I was seeing
behind her back totally agreed
with me.
Liv, can we speak, please?
Ugh, can we do it tomorrow, babe?
I don't want us to be deep.
I just don't want this to be
deep between us, I really don't.
OK. Whatever you want to do.
Yeah.
Are you OK, first of all?
Yeah. Thanks. Are you? Yeah.
I just didn't want to speak
too soon, cos I'm a hothead and...
Yeah, tensions were high.
Of course, I rate that,
and I literally rated you, like,
wanting space, like, I was like,
"Maybe she'll pull me."
But the boys were like,
"Probably won't."
I was like, "Give it time."
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was like,
"I just need to, like, adjust."
Just calm. Yeah, I know...
Everything had just happened.
A million percent.
It's been carnage tonight.
I don't even know.
I was not expecting any of that.
I didn't mean to hurt you,
I didn't mean to make you feel away.
I felt humiliated.
Oh, I'm sorry.
No, it's fine,
I'm just telling you how I felt.
For me,
it was the complete opposite.
I was like,
"I don't know who to fucking pick."
Honestly, I wish
I could take it back.
Did you do it cos you knew
you'd get a reaction from me? No!
OK. I didn't think
that you'd genuinely be hurt by it.
I thought that you'd be like,
"Oh, banter."
But I get it's deep. I can take
banter, but that's personal.
Of course. I know it comes across...
It's so hard to explain.
It wasn't personal.
Mm-hm. I get it.
But I didn't mean to hurt you.
No, it's OK.
It's the last thing I would
want to do at all. Oh, bless you.
Honestly, honestly, I am sorry.
I mean that, I mean that.
I accept your apology. Thank you.
I was reluctant to speak to her
tonight, if I'm completely honest,
but I'm glad I squashed it.
I do think that she knew
what she was doing
and she did pick me for a reason.
Anna-May and Kai
are having a catch-up.
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How's your night been?
My night? Erm...
It's been eventful, hasn't it?
Yeah?
Have you spoke to Tanya?
Nah.
What?
Listen, like, I live
such a peaceful life, right, OK?
I don't want drama in my life,
and that's how she acts.
Like, I just don't like drama.
Like, I fucking hate it. I know.
So it's a difficult situation
for me, like... Yeah, I get that.
At the end of the day,
I'm not in a relationship with her.
Mm. Like, and she's a nice girl,
and we have got along...
and have had a laugh, but I feel
like I have to think like, like...
ten steps ahead
every single conversation
to make sure the conversation flows.
Yeah, that's not good.
I think she's quite in-denial.
I think maybe she's never been
pied by a lad before. Yeah.
I don't think she's happy,
I'm not gonna lie.
No, to be honest,
I don't really care.
Like, that's it. I genuinely
don't care that much. No.
Ron's decided
he's not interested in Zara.
Ron, the good news is
Zara has a 14-day returns policy,
as long as you've kept the receipt.
Now, Ron wants to let Lana know
the news.
Obviously wanted to talk to you
today.
Because I want to focus
all my energy
into what we've got going now.
So, she's out the picture,
obviously.
Really?
Yep.
And you're the whole picture.
Am I?
You are.
Thank you.
That's all right.
That's nice.
Like, obviously,
even with the game, like,
we keep finding ourselves
in challenges, like,
kissing with each other,
but we haven't really had, like,
a proper one.
And for me, I've been clucking
for one, and I want it right now.
Really?
Yeah.
I've got lip gloss on.
I don't care.
# My girl
# My girl... #
It feels like he genuinely
has a connection with me.
This proves that he is for me.
I think it's a good step
in the right direction.
That was cute. Yeah.
Did you have that planned?
I've had that planned
for a couple of days.
You're smooth.
Smooth? You think?
Smooth.
Nah.
Just charm, innit?
Charm?
Just natural charm.
This has been my best night.
Shut up.
Everyone has a best night, and this
has been my best night by a mile.
# My girl
# Oh, I think I've lost my senses
# Am I walking straight
Into a burning light? #
What a bloody shit storm!
I just got my first kiss
on the terrace.
# I think I'm losing my
Mind over him... #
# Ooh, every night, sitting here
With my head on fire... #
I don't care that he kissed her.
I care about
how the situation happened
and, like, it wasn't genuine.
And even if he didn't...
You think he is trying to come
across like he's being respectful,
but you think he actually
just wanted to piss you off? Yeah.
Is that what you think?
I can't lie. I hear that.
You find yourself
in such cushty positions, bro.
All the time.
How do you get out of it?
Bro, we've been the same.
I've managed to make
big-boy decisions.
Take everything with a pinch
of salt, it's a lesson.
This isn't awkward at all
No, do you know
what they actually do say?
Don't go to sleep... On a bad note?
..on a bad note.
So if there's anything, honestly...
Good night!
Whoo! No, but if there is anything
that you wanna say, say it now.
I'll go first. I don't like how
we all argued and didn't get on.
# Impossible fight over here
Without you every night... #
# Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
# Sitting here with my head on fire
# Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
# Sitting here
With my head on fire. #
It's the morning
after Beer-Pong-Gate.
I love adding "gate" to stuff
to make it sound more dramatic.
Someone stole the entrance
to my garden one time.
I called the incident Garden-gate.
Morning, all.
Morning. Oh, mate!
So, how is everyone feeling
after yesterday?
Oh, my gosh.
What the fuck happened? Like...
I hope everyone's done with arguing
and today is about
finding love again.
# You and me
Original hearts, baby... #
Will, I should have picked you
when I had the chance.
Innit. I would've treated you
like a princess.
We would just've been
kissing non-stop.
# You and me
Kissing the stars, baby
# Shining bright
When the daylight comes
# You and me
Original hearts, baby
# Shining bright
When the daylight comes, oh. #
I don't think anything that happened
last night,
there was like... proper intent.
It all escalated so quick.
Yeah.
How was your night?
It was fine.
We had a kiss earlier on.
Aw.
Did I tell you that?
Talk about the terrace!
Yeah, he brought me up
to the terrace and gave me a kiss.
But he said, "I'm 100% for you now."
Oh.
I'm just gonna invest,
like, all my energy into her now,
because I just think
having two or three on the scene,
as much as it's good fun, it's just
not what you're in here for. Yeah.
And there's enough drama as it is.
So, for me, just investing a lot...
I know something can happen,
like, loads of things can happen,
people can walk in, I'm not stupid.
But for now,
whilst things are really good,
I'm just gonna keep going.
How are you, er, Tanya, with Shaq?
So, obviously, he was fuming at me
yesterday in the game.
He was like,
"Oh, we kiss in bed all the time.
"Why didn't you kiss me in the game?
Like, that's just weird."
She was, like, apologising,
and said,
"Yeah, I didn't really mean
to make you feel that way."
She was just, like, a bit oblivious
to the situation, sort of thing.
Because, obviously, me, I'm just
always gonna say how I feel. Mm.
So I did tell her, and she was just
like, "Yeah, obviously, I'm sorry."
And then, yeah, just went to bed,
it was all sweet, had a cuddle.
Yeah. Tom, what about you, mate?
You, er... Obviously, I think...
Yeah, you was darting about.
Nah, like, no-one wants to see
a girl upset, you know what I mean?
So that's why I was trying
to go between 'em both.
Are you 50-50?
I think so, mate, yeah.
Me and Anna-May,
really get along with her.
Erm, like I can just chill with her
and talk to her all day. Erm...
She knows
that I'm very interested in her,
and I know
that she's very interested in me.
On the other hand,
with Tanyel, I do like her as well.
However, she, like,
puts a bit of resistance,
but I think this resistance
she put on,
I think it's a very much
love-hate relationship. Yeah.
And I think she likes me
a lot more than she's letting on,
like, yeah, she defo does.
Yeah.
I think last night
she was probably just very jealous,
and that's why she acted
the way she did.
How do you feel about the way
kind of like what happened,
obviously, with what happened...
What she did to Ron?
Mate, like, it's not so much
what she did to Ron,
it's just the fact that I think
she did it to spite me. Yeah.
Last night I just wanted to kiss
everyone other than him.
I feel like you guys
are in a fine place, to be fair.
Maybe it was a bit bad,
but still I would do it again,
I wouldn't care. No, it's fine.
It's too calm.
Yeah, it is too calm.
As a footballer,
Tom's known for his ball skills.
I can see why.
Can we please cut to Shaq and Tanya,
for Tom starts showing off
his dribbling?
What are you saying?
How are you?
I'm feeling a bit hot and bothered,
you know, to be fair.
You're feeling hot and bothered?
Yeah. Why?
Cos I feel like I don't know
what to do with myself.
Got a text!
Oh, my God.
Fucking hell.
Ho-ho!
Shit!
Shit!
I'm not even being funny,
I'm shitting it. Fuck!
My heart is racing.
Shit just got so real. Yeah.
I ain't gonna lie,
I'm shitting it a bit.
I'm a bit worried.
For farmer Will,
Harris and Kai,
the good news is
that between them,
there's three girls who fancy them.
The bad news for Will and Harris
is all three of those girls
fancy Kai.
I'm just, like, a bit worried
in the sense that
I just haven't found a connection
with anyone, which puts me in...
A vulnerable position. Yeah.
I'm just mates with everyone.
Not anything else.
And why would you go for a mate
when you think you could go
for someone that potentially
could be there.
I've been way too jokey
with everything.
Yeah.
D'you know what I mean?
How do you think Olivia
feels about you?
Me and Olivia always
have got along, bro.
I feel like she's my energy.
Me waking up to Olivia and Tom
in bed, I were just like...
Were you jealous?
I did want Olivia to be in my bed.
Yeah. Like, truthfully, boys.
I think Olivia's 50-50, bro.
We'll just have to see, won't we?
We'll just have to...
Mate, I'm in such
a conflicting position
with Tanyel, bro.
We're so different,
but so similar, but it works.
I feel like we could end being
a pretty strong couple
if we both opened up,
but then me and Anna-May,
we do get along.
If Anna-May picked you,
how would you react?
I don't know,
I don't know if I'd be jealous
if Tanyel was bed
with somebody else.
She knows she's fit, as well.
Any of us could go.
This is when shit
starts to get real.
Oh, man. This is fucking mad.
This is crazy, mate.
It's the girl's picking, isn't it?
It's a big one, that.
The good news for Farmer Will
is when it comes to grafting,
he's an expert in his field.
The bad news is, that field
is on a farm in Buckinghamshire.
And he's not the only one
feeling the pressure.
I was just thinking before, like,
I have a decision to make. Yeah.
But at the same time,
you've come in,
and you've went directly for me.
Yeah. And that means...
Maybe it means,
or maybe doesn't mean,
I don't know,
just hypothetically speaking,
maybe it means more than someone who
could be here from the beginning.
Yeah. That's just a question
that's in my head. Yeah.
I could have easily have gone
the route of loads of girls,
bombshell,
speak to everyone on the same night,
keep a few options open.
Recoupling...
A few potentials could pick me.
But I've kind of took the riskiest
route I could, taking you on a date,
and I'm being honest with you,
of who I've been speaking to
and spoke to and that,
and I've gravitated to you.
But you never know. Maybe...
I'm thinking of every scenario.
Someone will get to you before me.
No! Oh, my God.
It's actually... It's actually...
If that actually happened,
I would be like, "What the fuck?"
Like I said, at the end of the day,
everyone needs to do
what's best for them.
Fuck what everybody else says.
At the end of the day, it's you.
Maybe I feel the way I feel
because it's like,
I've sort of put all my eggs
in one basket
because of the connection I've made.
Mm-hm.
Do you know what I mean?
That's why maybe...
I've gone for what I want.
Do you know what I mean?
I've gone for what I want.
Is this going to work for me
or is it not? Yeah.
But time will tell,
and what will be, will be, innit?
So... What will be...
I like when you touch me. ..will be.
That sounded so weird, didn't it?
"I like when you touch me."
Yeah, it's quite odd.
Give me a hug.
Jack's been great, but...
David's nice.
So... it's like...
do I stick with somebody
because of time
or do I give somebody else a chance?
So I'm really, really confused
about what I'm going to do.
You've got a nice,
tight little bum, mate.
Fucking hell, bruv!
How's everybody feeling
about tonight?
I think the scariest part
is somebody getting dumped.
Are you nervous for tonight, then,
boys?
It's not a nice feeling.
No, brother. Fuck's sake.
I don't really want to think, yeah.
Cos it's genuinely
a fucking sad thing, like, if...
Bro, one of us is gonna go.
Exactly. That's it.
I genuinely think,
like, no-one's safe.
But can we just say in advance,
girls, whatever happens tonight,
it's not personal.
Nah.
We're here to find the one for us,
d'you know what I mean? So...
It's weird, isn't it,
cos you don't want anyone to go,
but it could literally be anyone.
Either way,
we've fucking done ourselves, right.
And as long as you can go home
and be like,
"Look, I was me, and I done..."
D'you know what I mean? Yeah.
I actually think
I could put this up there
as one of the best weeks of my life.
Yeah, bro, 100%.
# All the things she said
I think I'm losing my head now
# I think I'm losing my head now
My head now
# Losing my head now... #
Wahey! Aw, yeah.
# Losing my head now
My head now
# Again and again... #
Tonight's the hardest night
in the villa so far.
We've been extremely close
as we've come in here,
and I don't want whoever goes
to forget about that.
Let's fucking go.
Cheers!
With the re-coupling looming,
the boys are grafting,
but Kai's playing his cards
close to his chest.
And on those cards are the words,
"God, please pick me, I love you,
"and I really want to stay
in the villa."
I think you're so fucking beautiful.
Every single time I look at you,
I get so gassed.
I can see that. You've probably
clocked me looking at you
because I'm there, like,
"I fancy this girl so much."
But then sometimes,
you don't give it me,
and I think to myself,
am I the sort of guy
that she actually looks for?
And that's what I doubt sometimes.
# Hey, let it be, my love
# You better be mine... #
Obviously,
really want you to pick me.
If I'm still here,
but I'm not in your bed,
I'll be fuming.
I know it will be the same.
I'm, like, praying
it doesn't happen,
but in the back of my head,
I'm thinking,
it's a possibility that it is.
Can't lie, I would like to share
the bed with you. Really? Yeah.
I'm getting really good vibes
from you.
Really good vibes from you.
So this night could be interesting.
# Are you gonna
Are you gonna be mine... #
If you was to pick me tonight,
I will take it serious. Mm.
I'm not just playing about.
That's what I'm here for,
to find love.
I don't you to have
that second thought of,
"Oh, is Haris gonna be loyal?"
Yeah.
"Is Haris gonna be mature
in situations?"
Like, yeah, I will do it.
I want my husband material guy.
Someone that's real, honest,
and puts me first. Yeah.
The fact that I'm a bit lost
for words shows how intense
and serious...
This is.
# Walking on the clouds... #
You know I hate doing this.
# Oh, I will never... #
See you later.
Fuck you!
Joking.
What really should be happening
is just you going...
Just know that... "I made a mistake,
I think I'm in love with you."
I'm going, "Get out, really?
"What a roller-coaster ride
this is meant to be."
I'd be happy if I was sharing
a bed with you tonight.
Would we have a cuddle?
# How you gotta be, my love
# You gotta be mine... #
You know I fancy you.
You know that attraction's,
like, fucking there.
I'm not gonna beat about the bush.
Hm, I just...
How are you feeling about it all?
I don't know.
I feel like
if the decision's down to me,
I just still don't know
what I'm gonna do. Hm.
It might not be down to me.
Mm.
Someone's coming to the villa
looking for love
and they're leaving without it.
Even Shaq, a couple of days ago,
you thought Shaq and Tanya
were in the best position.
But they're not.
Who's worried the most?
Everyone.
You're so cute, man.
Thank you! You're so cute.
It's a hard one.
I'm just gonna let myself make
that decision when I stand there.
Oh, shit.
I've got a text!
Oh, my God.
Love you all.
# Trouble
This is...
# Come and, come and,
Come and, come and
# Come and prove that
This is real life
# Trouble
This is... #
The Islanders have gathered
around the firepit
for the first re-coupling,
and it's decision time for Anna-May.
She's currently
coupled up with Haris.
I've decided to
couple up with this boy
because I feel like we have
a really good connection.
He's had my eye since day one.
I like listening
to his little stories
and I enjoy spending time with him.
I also feel like there's
a lot more to explore
and a lot more to find out
about each other.
So, the boy that
I'd like to couple up with is...
..Kai.
# Does it make you scared of me?
Next up is bombshell, Zara.
# You can't hide from who you are
# The light peels back the dark... #
I've decided to couple up
with this boy because,
ever since I walked into the villa,
he's made me feel
incredibly welcome.
# You can't hide from who you are. #
One has definitely caught my eye
and has made his feelings
to be quite known,
and I do think, as it stands,
I can see us working on the outside,
and I'm looking forward to
exploring our journey further,
and seeing where
we can go from here.
So, the boy I would like to
couple up with is...
# There's no hiding place
# Not a secret safe... #
..Tom.
# You can't run, run, run
# From a smoking gun
# Caught in the cross hairs
Of the things we've done.
# There's no hiding place.
Not a secret safe. #
It's Olivia's turn to choose.
She WAS coupled up with Tom.
# On the place that you lived
# Our minds are troubled
By the emptiness... #
I've decided to couple up
with this boy because...
from the moment we met,
I think it's fair to say
that there was attraction
from both sides.
I like the fun, playful side
he brings out in me.
I also find myself gravitating
towards him a lot in the villa.
And I look forward to seeing
if there's a connection there.
# Setting fire to our insides
For fun... #
So, the boy I'd like
to couple up with is...
..Haris.
# And you caused it. #
Next to go is Tanya. Right now,
she's coupled up with Shaq,
but David's made his feelings
for her clear.
# I always found you
Through the crowd
# But I never told you out loud... #
I've decided to couple up
with this boy because I feel like
not only has he told me
that he likes me, he's showed me,
and he's put all his eggs
in one basket.
He's really confident,
he's good-looking, he's funny.
And I feel like it would be a shame
to watch him go
before I explore what could be.
# Knew what I felt
Was not pretend... #
So, the boy
I'd like to couple up with is...
# You will always spark the light
The light in me... #
..Shaq.
# You will always spark the light
Spark the light in me
# You will always
Mess me up the best
# You steal all my nights
All my nights from me. #
Next to choose is Tanyel.
She stole Kai from Olivia,
but now she's on her own.
She has to choose
between Will, Ron or David.
I've decided to couple up
with this boy
because I feel like
we get on really well.
# I need inspiration
Don't need no validation... #
I feel like he's charismatic.
I feel like we've got banter.
# Everything's been so hard
With all the situations... #
And I'd like to get to know him
on a deeper level.
# I just want to run away... #
So, the boy I'd like
to couple up with is...
# I just need to numb the pain... #
..Ron.
Next up is Lana.
She's on her own after Tanyel
stole Ron from her.
Lana's got to choose
between Will and David,
and the boy she doesn't choose
will be going home.
# Came in from a rainy Thursday
On the avenue... #
I have decided to couple up
with this boy, because...
..although this decision is shit...
..this guy has been consistent
in showing me a lot of attention...
# What has happened to you...#
..and always really funny.
The boy I'd like
to couple up with is...
..Will.
# But I won't cry for yesterday
# There's an ordinary world
# Somehow I have to find
# And as I try to make my way
# To the ordinary world
# I will learn to survive... #
# Don't go crying over me... #
I'm gonna miss David so much.
He was obviously
my fellow bombshell.
With him to be the first to go,
it's really hard for me
to wrap my head around.
Bro, it's shit, man.
That was the fucking hardest thing
for all of us to sit there
and fucking watch.
# Don't go crying over me... #
I picked Ron,
because the top two would have been
either Ron or Kai,
and Anna-May picked Kai,
so the other option was Ron,
so I am happy.
Everyone, big hug.
No, honestly, you smashed it.
Seriously.
# So don't go crying over me... #
I've had a great time.
It was obviously tough
coming in as a bombshell
when you feel like connections
have already been made.
I'm gutted obviously to be leaving.
Back to a normal life for me.
# Don't go crying over me. #
Say g'day...
# Do you come from
A land down under... #
..to two new Islanders.
I'm Aaron, I'm 25, and I'm from
Love Island Australia season three.
I definitely don't care
about stepping on toes.
I'm in here to find love.
Look out, lads, cos the Aussie
stallion's coming in those doors.
I'm Jessie, I'm 26,
and I was actually
on Love Island Australia season two.
I have travelled to the other side
of the world to find love,
and no-one is gonna get in my way.
I cannot wait to get in that villa
and spend a bunch of time
with all those British boys.
# You better run
You better take cover. #
G'day, mate!
on Love Island...
things got steamy.
Kiss both the cheeks of the Islander
you think are the most two-faced.
I feel like she wanted
to humiliate me.
# The gloves are coming off... #
And the temperature rose.
How was your kiss with Tanya?
What's wrong with you, bro?
You do this all the time.
You try and shit-stir.
Boys!
Don't speak to me like that!
Oh, my God.
Chill, chill.
I'm not gonna do nothing.
# The gloves are coming off... #
IAIN: Tonight...
I got a text!
..for one boy...
The boy not picked to be in a couple
will be dumped from the island
immediately.
It's the end of the road.
The boy...
..I'd like to couple up with...
..is...
# All the leaves are brown
# And the sky is grey
# I went for a walk... #
After last night's beer pong,
things turned ugly.
Well, as ugly as a house
full of gorgeous models
and muscle-bound Adonises can get.
Basically, Shaq's mad at Tanya
for kissing Kai, Ron and Tom,
Olivia's mad at Tom and Zara
cos Tom licked her neck,
and Zara called her two-faced.
Shaq's mad at Harris
for stirring things up,
and I'm mad at all of them,
cos the show's called Love Island,
and this is all very off-brand.
# California dreaming
# On such a winter's day... #
Quick one, bro.
It's gonna be a quick one.
The only thing that got to me is...
to call me a shit-stirrer
is a big thing. That's it, man. OK.
That's all I can say.
Cool.
For me, personally, yeah,
I feel like in certain situations,
you don't necessarily, like,
read the room,
and, no-one has even spoken to me
about how I felt
about the challenge myself,
and then the first thing
for you to say...
Was that.
..was that to David.
You started laughing, and I thought
that was disrespectful.
Yeah, that's...
And, like, let me just get this out.
I get that you're young
and you've got all this energy,
but sometimes, you need
to understand certain situations
and know what to say
and when to say it.
I don't think you get that.
If I'm being honest, yeah, I just...
like, that's how it felt.
It felt like you were trying
to stir the pot.
I wouldn't have stirred, like,
OK, I said the thing,
but if you reacted
in a different way and said,
"Haris, not now,
there's a time and place for that,
"we'll chat about that later."
Calling me a shit-stirrer
is a big thing.
But how times do you always do this?
Maybe it's an age thing
or your level of maturity.
I'm 21 years... Your level
of maturity is different, bro,
because you never understand,
like, situations,
or when to speak
and how to speak and what to say.
Just stop trying to dad me.
I'm not trying to dad you.
Yeah, I think you are.
I'm not trying to dad you.
Bro, you're the most immature here.
No, I'm not, man. You are, bro.
Because I'm the youngest here,
don't think that.
You're just trying to put me down,
like I'm this immature kid.
I'm not putting you down.
I'm not an immature kid.
We can get everyone in this villa
and ask the question.
Get everyone and ask them
if you're immature,
and I'm telling you, 100% of
the people will say you're immature.
You show your age.
We'll leave this conversation, bro,
I don't want to listen
to you trying to dad me.
All right, all right.
I've got a dad for that. OK.
Everyone needs to take a freaking
chill... big, fat chill pill.
Calm down.
Relax!
Are you good, though, yeah?
I'm good, like,
but the girls are all gathered
around her.
Thank God Tanya's here, because...
Yeah.
I deffo feel, just, definitely...
Listen, emotions are high... She
said she takes a while to open up,
but we've all said
you've got to move quick in here.
You've got to make your feelings
known. I know, listen...
Otherwise you start falling
by the wayside. I think, listen...
You know what it is,
it's not just my thing.
Obviously, that hurt her,
but I loved her comeback,
so I thought she was good.
But you know what probably
mugged her the most?
Liv obviously licked Tom's ear,
but Tom had to lick a girl,
and he picked me.
She's gotten so upset,
and I think
I've got the brunt of it,
because, obviously,
I made that comment.
I thought she could take it
on her chin, obviously not.
Then Tom reciprocated vibes with me.
So I think it's just,
like, a triple whammy.
After tonight's
dramatic events,
Tom's deliberated long and hard
about how to approach
this complex situation with Olivia
in a mature unconsidered manner.
Tom, the floor is yours.
Is my bum wet?
Dunno, I wouldn't tell you.
You don't have to reply.
Just let me speak, OK?
OK. But, yeah, like,
I'm not the type of guy.
I don't want to ever
make a girl upset.
Like, I think a lot about you.
Never want to see you upset. Yeah.
I dunno. Maybe I shouldn't have done
what I did, but I did it.
You did what you wanted to do.
Look, it's not that,
but I had my reasons, you know?
I know you might be
a bit of a slow-burner,
but you kind of really didn't
give me anything, so, like...
what's kinda going on,
d'you know what I mean?
I was looking forward to having
a really nice chat with you tonight.
And I feel like...
But I didn't know...
I feel like,
if I'm being completely honest,
that's put me ten steps back.
That's just how it is.
Yeah.
And, like, me being slow, like, I'm
not gonna act like a married couple,
do you know what I mean?
No, I'm not saying that.
I spoke to you way more before I was
even in a couple with you. Yeah.
And I dunno, like...
If I didn't give a shit about you,
I wouldn't try and pull you twice.
And I genuinely do care about you,
and I don't want to see you upset.
Yeah.
I ain't here to play games.
I know that might come across
like me to play games,
but I'm really not, but...
Just like, I feel like, obviously,
what she said first off
rubbed me up the wrong way.
Right.
Come here. Come on.
Just the whole game is just shit,
isn't it?
I apologise for making you upset.
It's OK.
Lana wants to know
why Shaq's been flirting with her,
and I want to know who's been
sucking on my giant Polo mints.
I feel like he's been a bit flirty.
He kissed my chest.
I don't know whether to approach it
with Tanya or not.
I don't think you'd need to approach
it with Tanya
because you haven't done anything.
Yeah. You stood there,
he came over to you.
I feel like this
has got under everyone's skin.
Apart from me. I'm fine.
But d'you know what...
In fact, you had a good time!
I have.
But d'you know what, cos obviously
I kissed Kai cos I fancy Kai,
but he kissed Tanya
for a reaction from me. Yeah.
But I don't think it was.
I don't think it was.
No.
He kissed Tanya for an easy life.
Yeah.
I think he wanted to kiss me.
David is loving all the drama
in tonight's episode of Love Island.
Look at him,
the lad is on the edge of his seat!
If I'm being 100, yeah,
I felt disrespected by Tanya
in that challenge.
Because, I could have easily, like,
kissed another girl on, like,
on the lips, but I chose the chest,
like, obviously, cos it's a game,
whatever.
But bearing in mind,
I'm the only one that's kissed her
outside of a challenge,
and we kiss in bed,
and all this stuff, yeah?
Every single challenge, yeah,
I feel like she's always the one
that's kissed, and always offers up
to, like, be kissed.
I kind of felt, like, a little bit
disrespected, if I'm being honest.
She goes on a date,
and then she's in bed, kissing you,
cos that's what she wants to do.
And, to be fair, she came out,
or came off of that date
and was like...
Sorry, David, by the way...
This is awkward chat, bro.
Erm...
You good, though, bro? David?
Mate, it's awkward, innit?
You know what,
I feel sorry for him, you know?
I feel like he's come in here
and he thinks he's got no chance.
Mate, how do you think I felt
for the last five days?
To be fair...
Can't leave him on his own, mate.
I think his head might be frazzled
now, as well... Yeah.
..because the girl
he was interested in,
obviously, we've just been...
chatting about.
What's up, brother?
I'm good, mate.
You sure?
Yeah. Bruv...
It's just hard hearing all of that,
innit, like? Hm.
Like, obviously,
I didn't need to be there.
That's the chat with them, though.
They're more than welcome
to have that chat.
I just didn't need to be there.
Shaq, I promise you,
I think you're overthinking it.
I think you've done yourself in,
in terms of, like,
you're overthinking something
that, I promise you,
is not even there,
and I feel like... you know what?
You're actually constantly thinking,
doubting things,
and you're causing
a space between you.
Don't allow that to happen, man.
I don't wanna be too sensitive
about the situation,
but I'm a sensitive guy.
If it's someone that I like,
and everyone feels
that they can kiss her,
then it is a bit of a put off
for me, really.
You good?
I'm fine.
I don't know about
everyone else in here.
I'm good, I'm good.
I just... Obviously, like, I think
we need to have a conversation...
Yeah. ..cos I'm hearing things
from different sides.
Me and you, obviously,
we've had nice chats.
We said we're open to getting to
know each other, right? Yes.
Which we've both agreed.
Correct.
And it's been going well, I think,
I don't know, from your side? Yeah.
The boys were talking, basically,
they were saying, after today,
you said you missed Shaq.
I don't need to be hearing
that conversation.
That's hard for me to hear.
Obviously, you've built a connection
with him, I understand that.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
You knew him before me,
but it's like, hearing that
and the conversation me and you
have had, it's like...
It's like, "Is she telling me
different things?"
Yeah, is she telling me
different things
because I feel like she's not
interested. Then I would have...
Do you know what I mean?
Gone about my way. So, yeah.
Are you ready for me?
Yeah. 100%.
I wouldn't have taken you on a date
if I wasn't ready for you,
number one, and number two,
I wouldn't have kissed you
in the challenge,
and I've been open and honest
with you for the whole thing. Yeah.
I like you.
Like, do you know what I'm saying?
I'm still very open to seeing
where this goes. OK, cool.
Because I feel like there is...
Yeah. Something there.
I've never said to Shaq,
like, I'm closing you off.
I've literally said,
there's something about him
that I just am intrigued.
We know we are on the same page.
So, like...
From conversations I've had
with Tanya, it's been good,
but I definitely feel like
we need to have, like,
more conversations to see where,
like, what direction
potentially we could actually go in,
and where her head is.
Lana's panicking that Zara
is going to go behind her back
and try to steal Ron.
Lana, don't worry.
It's never gonna happen.
She's going to try and steal him
right in front of your face.
Hello, my darling angels.
Hello.
Can I borrow you? Just want to chat.
Yeah, yeah. Course.
Is that all right?
Thank you, baby.
Help me up.
Thank you.
See you in a bit.
Get yourself down here.
Park my booty down.
Oh, fuck, that was low.
Yeah.
How are you?
You all right?
So, obviously, I've been wanting
to speak to you all day.
We've not really spoken...
Yeah, we haven't.
..since our date.
Yeah.
I mean, I felt like
our date went well. Yeah, it did.
I feel like it's just been...
It is...
..separate since then.
Yeah...
I just feel like you completely
backed off, which is fine. But...
Are you still open
to get to know me, or...
Literally, it's chilled
at this point because it's early.
I think with me, if, like,
complete, open transparency,
me and Lana have, like,
got really close. No, I saw that.
I think you guys are actually
really well-suited, to be fair.
You know, she's just...
Had that connection with her
from the start,
and I'm finding myself wanting to,
instead of playing games,
like, investing 75% of my energy
into one girl
and then leaving the rest
and exploring... Put 100% into her.
I want to get to a point
into getting to 100%, so, yeah...
I think maybe you owed me,
like, a bit of conversation, though,
if you knew that? Cos I was still
open. Like, today, I'm new, innit?
To be honest with you,
it's only after, like,
seeing conversations that you've had
and building something with Tom. OK.
I think now,
trying to make a sort of, bit of...
A big boy decision.
A big boy decision.
And trying to be respectful at the
same time, which is what I want.
I think, naturally, it's kind of
falling into place, though,
I'm not going to lie.
I really, really rate Lana.
Like, I really like her.
Nah, she's lovely.
Look, come here, give us a hug.
I'm a lucky guy.
# I thought it'd be easier... #
Earlier, Tanya picked Kai,
Ron and Tom as the best kissers.
Now she feels bad for Shaq,
and she wants to kiss and make up.
Ideally, kiss Kai
and make up with Shaq.
How do you think the game went?
Considering the fact that
I'm the only person
that you've kissed, like,
outside of a challenge
and we, like, actually, like, kiss
and spend time together in bed
and everything like that,
and you kissed, like, those three.
I was just, like, "Wow".
Like, I kinda... I'll be honest,
I did feel a little bit
disrespected.
Obviously, I don't want you to feel
like I was doing that on purpose.
OK.
So... yeah. I'm sorry.
It's OK, like,
I'm glad you understand, like,
where I'm coming from.
Like, yeah, obviously,
I'm saying what I'm saying
cos I do like you.
And, like... Pff...
I like you so much,
and it's annoying me,
cos I'm actually trusting you
with my feelings.
I know it's a game and everything
like that, but it's just, like,
obviously, my feelings don't change
that quickly.
Obviously, if I didn't have
feelings for her,
then I wouldn't be so bothered.
Earlier, Zara called Olivia
two-faced.
An ex once called me two-faced.
I said she was talking rubbish,
and the girl I was seeing
behind her back totally agreed
with me.
Liv, can we speak, please?
Ugh, can we do it tomorrow, babe?
I don't want us to be deep.
I just don't want this to be
deep between us, I really don't.
OK. Whatever you want to do.
Yeah.
Are you OK, first of all?
Yeah. Thanks. Are you? Yeah.
I just didn't want to speak
too soon, cos I'm a hothead and...
Yeah, tensions were high.
Of course, I rate that,
and I literally rated you, like,
wanting space, like, I was like,
"Maybe she'll pull me."
But the boys were like,
"Probably won't."
I was like, "Give it time."
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was like,
"I just need to, like, adjust."
Just calm. Yeah, I know...
Everything had just happened.
A million percent.
It's been carnage tonight.
I don't even know.
I was not expecting any of that.
I didn't mean to hurt you,
I didn't mean to make you feel away.
I felt humiliated.
Oh, I'm sorry.
No, it's fine,
I'm just telling you how I felt.
For me,
it was the complete opposite.
I was like,
"I don't know who to fucking pick."
Honestly, I wish
I could take it back.
Did you do it cos you knew
you'd get a reaction from me? No!
OK. I didn't think
that you'd genuinely be hurt by it.
I thought that you'd be like,
"Oh, banter."
But I get it's deep. I can take
banter, but that's personal.
Of course. I know it comes across...
It's so hard to explain.
It wasn't personal.
Mm-hm. I get it.
But I didn't mean to hurt you.
No, it's OK.
It's the last thing I would
want to do at all. Oh, bless you.
Honestly, honestly, I am sorry.
I mean that, I mean that.
I accept your apology. Thank you.
I was reluctant to speak to her
tonight, if I'm completely honest,
but I'm glad I squashed it.
I do think that she knew
what she was doing
and she did pick me for a reason.
Anna-May and Kai
are having a catch-up.
Oh, brilliant,
their chats are riveting
In fact, their true-crime podcast -
Do you like Serial Killers
And Stuff? -
is available now
on all the usual platforms.
How's your night been?
My night? Erm...
It's been eventful, hasn't it?
Yeah?
Have you spoke to Tanya?
Nah.
What?
Listen, like, I live
such a peaceful life, right, OK?
I don't want drama in my life,
and that's how she acts.
Like, I just don't like drama.
Like, I fucking hate it. I know.
So it's a difficult situation
for me, like... Yeah, I get that.
At the end of the day,
I'm not in a relationship with her.
Mm. Like, and she's a nice girl,
and we have got along...
and have had a laugh, but I feel
like I have to think like, like...
ten steps ahead
every single conversation
to make sure the conversation flows.
Yeah, that's not good.
I think she's quite in-denial.
I think maybe she's never been
pied by a lad before. Yeah.
I don't think she's happy,
I'm not gonna lie.
No, to be honest,
I don't really care.
Like, that's it. I genuinely
don't care that much. No.
Ron's decided
he's not interested in Zara.
Ron, the good news is
Zara has a 14-day returns policy,
as long as you've kept the receipt.
Now, Ron wants to let Lana know
the news.
Obviously wanted to talk to you
today.
Because I want to focus
all my energy
into what we've got going now.
So, she's out the picture,
obviously.
Really?
Yep.
And you're the whole picture.
Am I?
You are.
Thank you.
That's all right.
That's nice.
Like, obviously,
even with the game, like,
we keep finding ourselves
in challenges, like,
kissing with each other,
but we haven't really had, like,
a proper one.
And for me, I've been clucking
for one, and I want it right now.
Really?
Yeah.
I've got lip gloss on.
I don't care.
# My girl
# My girl... #
It feels like he genuinely
has a connection with me.
This proves that he is for me.
I think it's a good step
in the right direction.
That was cute. Yeah.
Did you have that planned?
I've had that planned
for a couple of days.
You're smooth.
Smooth? You think?
Smooth.
Nah.
Just charm, innit?
Charm?
Just natural charm.
This has been my best night.
Shut up.
Everyone has a best night, and this
has been my best night by a mile.
# My girl
# Oh, I think I've lost my senses
# Am I walking straight
Into a burning light? #
What a bloody shit storm!
I just got my first kiss
on the terrace.
# I think I'm losing my
Mind over him... #
# Ooh, every night, sitting here
With my head on fire... #
I don't care that he kissed her.
I care about
how the situation happened
and, like, it wasn't genuine.
And even if he didn't...
You think he is trying to come
across like he's being respectful,
but you think he actually
just wanted to piss you off? Yeah.
Is that what you think?
I can't lie. I hear that.
You find yourself
in such cushty positions, bro.
All the time.
How do you get out of it?
Bro, we've been the same.
I've managed to make
big-boy decisions.
Take everything with a pinch
of salt, it's a lesson.
This isn't awkward at all
No, do you know
what they actually do say?
Don't go to sleep... On a bad note?
..on a bad note.
So if there's anything, honestly...
Good night!
Whoo! No, but if there is anything
that you wanna say, say it now.
I'll go first. I don't like how
we all argued and didn't get on.
# Impossible fight over here
Without you every night... #
# Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
# Sitting here with my head on fire
# Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
# Sitting here
With my head on fire. #
It's the morning
after Beer-Pong-Gate.
I love adding "gate" to stuff
to make it sound more dramatic.
Someone stole the entrance
to my garden one time.
I called the incident Garden-gate.
Morning, all.
Morning. Oh, mate!
So, how is everyone feeling
after yesterday?
Oh, my gosh.
What the fuck happened? Like...
I hope everyone's done with arguing
and today is about
finding love again.
# You and me
Original hearts, baby... #
Will, I should have picked you
when I had the chance.
Innit. I would've treated you
like a princess.
We would just've been
kissing non-stop.
# You and me
Kissing the stars, baby
# Shining bright
When the daylight comes
# You and me
Original hearts, baby
# Shining bright
When the daylight comes, oh. #
I don't think anything that happened
last night,
there was like... proper intent.
It all escalated so quick.
Yeah.
How was your night?
It was fine.
We had a kiss earlier on.
Aw.
Did I tell you that?
Talk about the terrace!
Yeah, he brought me up
to the terrace and gave me a kiss.
But he said, "I'm 100% for you now."
Oh.
I'm just gonna invest,
like, all my energy into her now,
because I just think
having two or three on the scene,
as much as it's good fun, it's just
not what you're in here for. Yeah.
And there's enough drama as it is.
So, for me, just investing a lot...
I know something can happen,
like, loads of things can happen,
people can walk in, I'm not stupid.
But for now,
whilst things are really good,
I'm just gonna keep going.
How are you, er, Tanya, with Shaq?
So, obviously, he was fuming at me
yesterday in the game.
He was like,
"Oh, we kiss in bed all the time.
"Why didn't you kiss me in the game?
Like, that's just weird."
She was, like, apologising,
and said,
"Yeah, I didn't really mean
to make you feel that way."
She was just, like, a bit oblivious
to the situation, sort of thing.
Because, obviously, me, I'm just
always gonna say how I feel. Mm.
So I did tell her, and she was just
like, "Yeah, obviously, I'm sorry."
And then, yeah, just went to bed,
it was all sweet, had a cuddle.
Yeah. Tom, what about you, mate?
You, er... Obviously, I think...
Yeah, you was darting about.
Nah, like, no-one wants to see
a girl upset, you know what I mean?
So that's why I was trying
to go between 'em both.
Are you 50-50?
I think so, mate, yeah.
Me and Anna-May,
really get along with her.
Erm, like I can just chill with her
and talk to her all day. Erm...
She knows
that I'm very interested in her,
and I know
that she's very interested in me.
On the other hand,
with Tanyel, I do like her as well.
However, she, like,
puts a bit of resistance,
but I think this resistance
she put on,
I think it's a very much
love-hate relationship. Yeah.
And I think she likes me
a lot more than she's letting on,
like, yeah, she defo does.
Yeah.
I think last night
she was probably just very jealous,
and that's why she acted
the way she did.
How do you feel about the way
kind of like what happened,
obviously, with what happened...
What she did to Ron?
Mate, like, it's not so much
what she did to Ron,
it's just the fact that I think
she did it to spite me. Yeah.
Last night I just wanted to kiss
everyone other than him.
I feel like you guys
are in a fine place, to be fair.
Maybe it was a bit bad,
but still I would do it again,
I wouldn't care. No, it's fine.
It's too calm.
Yeah, it is too calm.
As a footballer,
Tom's known for his ball skills.
I can see why.
Can we please cut to Shaq and Tanya,
for Tom starts showing off
his dribbling?
What are you saying?
How are you?
I'm feeling a bit hot and bothered,
you know, to be fair.
You're feeling hot and bothered?
Yeah. Why?
Cos I feel like I don't know
what to do with myself.
Got a text!
Oh, my God.
Fucking hell.
Ho-ho!
Shit!
Shit!
I'm not even being funny,
I'm shitting it. Fuck!
My heart is racing.
Shit just got so real. Yeah.
I ain't gonna lie,
I'm shitting it a bit.
I'm a bit worried.
For farmer Will,
Harris and Kai,
the good news is
that between them,
there's three girls who fancy them.
The bad news for Will and Harris
is all three of those girls
fancy Kai.
I'm just, like, a bit worried
in the sense that
I just haven't found a connection
with anyone, which puts me in...
A vulnerable position. Yeah.
I'm just mates with everyone.
Not anything else.
And why would you go for a mate
when you think you could go
for someone that potentially
could be there.
I've been way too jokey
with everything.
Yeah.
D'you know what I mean?
How do you think Olivia
feels about you?
Me and Olivia always
have got along, bro.
I feel like she's my energy.
Me waking up to Olivia and Tom
in bed, I were just like...
Were you jealous?
I did want Olivia to be in my bed.
Yeah. Like, truthfully, boys.
I think Olivia's 50-50, bro.
We'll just have to see, won't we?
We'll just have to...
Mate, I'm in such
a conflicting position
with Tanyel, bro.
We're so different,
but so similar, but it works.
I feel like we could end being
a pretty strong couple
if we both opened up,
but then me and Anna-May,
we do get along.
If Anna-May picked you,
how would you react?
I don't know,
I don't know if I'd be jealous
if Tanyel was bed
with somebody else.
She knows she's fit, as well.
Any of us could go.
This is when shit
starts to get real.
Oh, man. This is fucking mad.
This is crazy, mate.
It's the girl's picking, isn't it?
It's a big one, that.
The good news for Farmer Will
is when it comes to grafting,
he's an expert in his field.
The bad news is, that field
is on a farm in Buckinghamshire.
And he's not the only one
feeling the pressure.
I was just thinking before, like,
I have a decision to make. Yeah.
But at the same time,
you've come in,
and you've went directly for me.
Yeah. And that means...
Maybe it means,
or maybe doesn't mean,
I don't know,
just hypothetically speaking,
maybe it means more than someone who
could be here from the beginning.
Yeah. That's just a question
that's in my head. Yeah.
I could have easily have gone
the route of loads of girls,
bombshell,
speak to everyone on the same night,
keep a few options open.
Recoupling...
A few potentials could pick me.
But I've kind of took the riskiest
route I could, taking you on a date,
and I'm being honest with you,
of who I've been speaking to
and spoke to and that,
and I've gravitated to you.
But you never know. Maybe...
I'm thinking of every scenario.
Someone will get to you before me.
No! Oh, my God.
It's actually... It's actually...
If that actually happened,
I would be like, "What the fuck?"
Like I said, at the end of the day,
everyone needs to do
what's best for them.
Fuck what everybody else says.
At the end of the day, it's you.
Maybe I feel the way I feel
because it's like,
I've sort of put all my eggs
in one basket
because of the connection I've made.
Mm-hm.
Do you know what I mean?
That's why maybe...
I've gone for what I want.
Do you know what I mean?
I've gone for what I want.
Is this going to work for me
or is it not? Yeah.
But time will tell,
and what will be, will be, innit?
So... What will be...
I like when you touch me. ..will be.
That sounded so weird, didn't it?
"I like when you touch me."
Yeah, it's quite odd.
Give me a hug.
Jack's been great, but...
David's nice.
So... it's like...
do I stick with somebody
because of time
or do I give somebody else a chance?
So I'm really, really confused
about what I'm going to do.
You've got a nice,
tight little bum, mate.
Fucking hell, bruv!
How's everybody feeling
about tonight?
I think the scariest part
is somebody getting dumped.
Are you nervous for tonight, then,
boys?
It's not a nice feeling.
No, brother. Fuck's sake.
I don't really want to think, yeah.
Cos it's genuinely
a fucking sad thing, like, if...
Bro, one of us is gonna go.
Exactly. That's it.
I genuinely think,
like, no-one's safe.
But can we just say in advance,
girls, whatever happens tonight,
it's not personal.
Nah.
We're here to find the one for us,
d'you know what I mean? So...
It's weird, isn't it,
cos you don't want anyone to go,
but it could literally be anyone.
Either way,
we've fucking done ourselves, right.
And as long as you can go home
and be like,
"Look, I was me, and I done..."
D'you know what I mean? Yeah.
I actually think
I could put this up there
as one of the best weeks of my life.
Yeah, bro, 100%.
# All the things she said
I think I'm losing my head now
# I think I'm losing my head now
My head now
# Losing my head now... #
Wahey! Aw, yeah.
# Losing my head now
My head now
# Again and again... #
Tonight's the hardest night
in the villa so far.
We've been extremely close
as we've come in here,
and I don't want whoever goes
to forget about that.
Let's fucking go.
Cheers!
With the re-coupling looming,
the boys are grafting,
but Kai's playing his cards
close to his chest.
And on those cards are the words,
"God, please pick me, I love you,
"and I really want to stay
in the villa."
I think you're so fucking beautiful.
Every single time I look at you,
I get so gassed.
I can see that. You've probably
clocked me looking at you
because I'm there, like,
"I fancy this girl so much."
But then sometimes,
you don't give it me,
and I think to myself,
am I the sort of guy
that she actually looks for?
And that's what I doubt sometimes.
# Hey, let it be, my love
# You better be mine... #
Obviously,
really want you to pick me.
If I'm still here,
but I'm not in your bed,
I'll be fuming.
I know it will be the same.
I'm, like, praying
it doesn't happen,
but in the back of my head,
I'm thinking,
it's a possibility that it is.
Can't lie, I would like to share
the bed with you. Really? Yeah.
I'm getting really good vibes
from you.
Really good vibes from you.
So this night could be interesting.
# Are you gonna
Are you gonna be mine... #
If you was to pick me tonight,
I will take it serious. Mm.
I'm not just playing about.
That's what I'm here for,
to find love.
I don't you to have
that second thought of,
"Oh, is Haris gonna be loyal?"
Yeah.
"Is Haris gonna be mature
in situations?"
Like, yeah, I will do it.
I want my husband material guy.
Someone that's real, honest,
and puts me first. Yeah.
The fact that I'm a bit lost
for words shows how intense
and serious...
This is.
# Walking on the clouds... #
You know I hate doing this.
# Oh, I will never... #
See you later.
Fuck you!
Joking.
What really should be happening
is just you going...
Just know that... "I made a mistake,
I think I'm in love with you."
I'm going, "Get out, really?
"What a roller-coaster ride
this is meant to be."
I'd be happy if I was sharing
a bed with you tonight.
Would we have a cuddle?
# How you gotta be, my love
# You gotta be mine... #
You know I fancy you.
You know that attraction's,
like, fucking there.
I'm not gonna beat about the bush.
Hm, I just...
How are you feeling about it all?
I don't know.
I feel like
if the decision's down to me,
I just still don't know
what I'm gonna do. Hm.
It might not be down to me.
Mm.
Someone's coming to the villa
looking for love
and they're leaving without it.
Even Shaq, a couple of days ago,
you thought Shaq and Tanya
were in the best position.
But they're not.
Who's worried the most?
Everyone.
You're so cute, man.
Thank you! You're so cute.
It's a hard one.
I'm just gonna let myself make
that decision when I stand there.
Oh, shit.
I've got a text!
Oh, my God.
Love you all.
# Trouble
This is...
# Come and, come and,
Come and, come and
# Come and prove that
This is real life
# Trouble
This is... #
The Islanders have gathered
around the firepit
for the first re-coupling,
and it's decision time for Anna-May.
She's currently
coupled up with Haris.
I've decided to
couple up with this boy
because I feel like we have
a really good connection.
He's had my eye since day one.
I like listening
to his little stories
and I enjoy spending time with him.
I also feel like there's
a lot more to explore
and a lot more to find out
about each other.
So, the boy that
I'd like to couple up with is...
..Kai.
# Does it make you scared of me?
Next up is bombshell, Zara.
# You can't hide from who you are
# The light peels back the dark... #
I've decided to couple up
with this boy because,
ever since I walked into the villa,
he's made me feel
incredibly welcome.
# You can't hide from who you are. #
One has definitely caught my eye
and has made his feelings
to be quite known,
and I do think, as it stands,
I can see us working on the outside,
and I'm looking forward to
exploring our journey further,
and seeing where
we can go from here.
So, the boy I would like to
couple up with is...
# There's no hiding place
# Not a secret safe... #
..Tom.
# You can't run, run, run
# From a smoking gun
# Caught in the cross hairs
Of the things we've done.
# There's no hiding place.
Not a secret safe. #
It's Olivia's turn to choose.
She WAS coupled up with Tom.
# On the place that you lived
# Our minds are troubled
By the emptiness... #
I've decided to couple up
with this boy because...
from the moment we met,
I think it's fair to say
that there was attraction
from both sides.
I like the fun, playful side
he brings out in me.
I also find myself gravitating
towards him a lot in the villa.
And I look forward to seeing
if there's a connection there.
# Setting fire to our insides
For fun... #
So, the boy I'd like
to couple up with is...
..Haris.
# And you caused it. #
Next to go is Tanya. Right now,
she's coupled up with Shaq,
but David's made his feelings
for her clear.
# I always found you
Through the crowd
# But I never told you out loud... #
I've decided to couple up
with this boy because I feel like
not only has he told me
that he likes me, he's showed me,
and he's put all his eggs
in one basket.
He's really confident,
he's good-looking, he's funny.
And I feel like it would be a shame
to watch him go
before I explore what could be.
# Knew what I felt
Was not pretend... #
So, the boy
I'd like to couple up with is...
# You will always spark the light
The light in me... #
..Shaq.
# You will always spark the light
Spark the light in me
# You will always
Mess me up the best
# You steal all my nights
All my nights from me. #
Next to choose is Tanyel.
She stole Kai from Olivia,
but now she's on her own.
She has to choose
between Will, Ron or David.
I've decided to couple up
with this boy
because I feel like
we get on really well.
# I need inspiration
Don't need no validation... #
I feel like he's charismatic.
I feel like we've got banter.
# Everything's been so hard
With all the situations... #
And I'd like to get to know him
on a deeper level.
# I just want to run away... #
So, the boy I'd like
to couple up with is...
# I just need to numb the pain... #
..Ron.
Next up is Lana.
She's on her own after Tanyel
stole Ron from her.
Lana's got to choose
between Will and David,
and the boy she doesn't choose
will be going home.
# Came in from a rainy Thursday
On the avenue... #
I have decided to couple up
with this boy, because...
..although this decision is shit...
..this guy has been consistent
in showing me a lot of attention...
# What has happened to you...#
..and always really funny.
The boy I'd like
to couple up with is...
..Will.
# But I won't cry for yesterday
# There's an ordinary world
# Somehow I have to find
# And as I try to make my way
# To the ordinary world
# I will learn to survive... #
# Don't go crying over me... #
I'm gonna miss David so much.
He was obviously
my fellow bombshell.
With him to be the first to go,
it's really hard for me
to wrap my head around.
Bro, it's shit, man.
That was the fucking hardest thing
for all of us to sit there
and fucking watch.
# Don't go crying over me... #
I picked Ron,
because the top two would have been
either Ron or Kai,
and Anna-May picked Kai,
so the other option was Ron,
so I am happy.
Everyone, big hug.
No, honestly, you smashed it.
Seriously.
# So don't go crying over me... #
I've had a great time.
It was obviously tough
coming in as a bombshell
when you feel like connections
have already been made.
I'm gutted obviously to be leaving.
Back to a normal life for me.
# Don't go crying over me. #
Say g'day...
# Do you come from
A land down under... #
..to two new Islanders.
I'm Aaron, I'm 25, and I'm from
Love Island Australia season three.
I definitely don't care
about stepping on toes.
I'm in here to find love.
Look out, lads, cos the Aussie
stallion's coming in those doors.
I'm Jessie, I'm 26,
and I was actually
on Love Island Australia season two.
I have travelled to the other side
of the world to find love,
and no-one is gonna get in my way.
I cannot wait to get in that villa
and spend a bunch of time
with all those British boys.
# You better run
You better take cover. #
G'day, mate!