Love Island (2015–…): Season 9, Episode 4 - Episode 4 - full transcript
Previously...
on Love Island...
I've got a text!
# Highway to the danger zone... #
..two new arrivals...
"Zara is waiting to meet you
for a date."
..stirred things up.
You're a lovely girl.
First impressions, nice.
Ticking boxes. Yeah.
The man of my dreams...
Yeah. ..could be you.
# Highway to... #
Maybe my head might turn.
She does it all.
The head's swivelling.
Tonight...
Do you like being chased?
Yep.
Do you feel like
I'm gonna chase you?
..it's game on.
It's which boxes you tick
and what I want.
You're a smooth operator,
I'll give you that.
I'm ready to pounce.
And the temperature is...
Kiss both the cheeks
of the Islander
you think are the most two-faced.
..rising.
I feel like
she wanted to humiliate me.
'How 2 Dance'
by Kaiser Chiefs
The Islanders are about
to get ready for another big night.
I think I'll get ready
for another big night, too.
Where did I put my Pot Noodle
and my big pants?
I wanna get my outfit ready, boys.
Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Right, tonight's a big, big night.
# Tonight, I'm gonna teach you
How to dance... #
Can't wait for a drink.
# Dance... #
Zara is, so far, yeah,
she's, like, the closest to,
like, a ten out of ten, bro.
All of you lot are gonna move.
So, how are things going
with Ronnie?
We've, like, had
a good couple of days together.
Obviously,
it's so early, to be honest.
Cool, cool, cool. Fair game.
I appreciate that, to be fair.
Cos if you were like,
"You know what,
he's mine, paws off,"
I'd be like,
"Right, this IS game on!"
Use that as a hairdryer,
Do you?
No!
You're coupled up with Haris,
aren't you? Mm.
How's that going?
I'm not really feeling it,
to be fair.
You need to pull your finger out
your backside
and stop messing around with her.
Don't worry about me, Dad!
Runs about. Need to start talking
to birds, mate.
# Tonight, I'm gonna teach you
How to dance
# Dance
# Dance... #
# Teach you how to dance... #
To love...
And to new beginnings!
# Like no-one ever taught you
How to dance. #
Bombshell David's
off to graft the girls,
fired up
with the kind of blind courage
only a single small tepid cup
of prosecco can give a man.
That, and he's from Essex.
Girls. How are you?
I'm good.
Do you want to go for a chat?
Yeah.
Even tries to carry on,
that's what's funny.
Ooh, straight in there.
Sorry, guys, to interrupt.
See ya!
Well, he's on it. I might have to
start pulling people.
Yeah!
We'll come back
for the girly chats later.
Hello, lads.
I don't know who to pull first.
Is anyone heading to a girl
right now?
No, we're just...
That's OK.
Tanyel, Tanyel.
Yourself?
Not heading to anyone.
I'm heading over for a conversation.
OK, guess I'm...
Coming for a conversation with me?
Where do you wanna go?
You know the place better.
We'll go to the daybeds.
The daybeds! Love that.
Yeah, my favourite spot, this bit.
Initial attraction,
definitely you are up there...
Thank you. You're so sweet.
..of who I'm attracted to.
It's the feeling mutual?
Well, I don't know you yet.
You don't know me yet? OK.
I need to get to know you.
Yeah.
Where are you at in the villa?
Obviously, it's really early days.
Yeah, what does that mean, though?
Really early days.
But what does that mean?
So are you open to getting to know
other people? Yeah, of course.
I'm willing to get to know you
if you feel the same.
I'm willing to get to know
literally everyone in here.
Wanna give them the time of day.
No, but you're saying everyone,
you're talking to me.
Are you willing to get to know ME?
I'm willing to get to know
everybody. Everyone?
I don't wanna
make you feel too special.
No, I'm not trying to make you...!
I'm just trying to be direct, like.
I've heard about your date,
your little wine and cheese.
It was really lovely, you know?
Kind of mad coming in and
straight away going on a first date.
Listen, I'm not gonna lie,
I was well jealous that you got
picked to go out and everything.
Really?!
To be fair, I had two guys in mind.
It was him and yourself.
Not gonna lie. Oh, I rate that.
You sort of are my normal type
that I'd go for on the outside,
but we'll try different things
in here.
No, you do. You do.
I knew we'd probably get a chance
to chat when I came in, so...
You got your chance now,
haven't you?
Yeah, I've got my chance now.
Tell me more about you.
I know you're a performer. Yeah.
I'm a musical theatre girl.
I know you sing. OK, yeah.
What else?
Obviously Southern, as well.
Erm, yeah, London.
Well, sort of North West London.
That's a stumbling block for me.
I'm a proper Manc boy. Like...
I've heard good things.
But how about yourself?
Tell me about yourself.
I'm a teacher. I teach PE
and science, and I'm 24 years old.
Ooh, I'm older than you! I'm 25!
Aw, is that a big ick for you?
Is that a red flag?
24 is fine.
I don't tend to go for younger guys.
When's your birthday?
You do not seem 24.
You seem so mature.
It's cos I'm a teacher, that's why.
Very well spoken,
I like the way you present yourself.
I like that. I rate that.
Kai is lovely.
He's obviously
very easy on the eyes.
Even though he is younger than me,
I'm getting mature vibes from him,
and someone that I think
could really take me serious.
Kai is ticking a lot of boxes for me
right now.
Ron and Tanya
really fancy the bombshells.
How can you let your heads be turned
by people you've just met?
After everything you've built
with Shaq and Lana,
those people you've just met?
How are you coping with this?
I can't. I already said to
the girls before this even happened,
I will be...
when two people are on me,
I don't know how to act.
Because I feel like,
even though everyone's, like,
"No pressure, no pressure,"
you are trying to act like
it's not affecting you.
Yeah. But it really is in my head,
because he's confident.
He's literally like Shaq,
but they're different.
I'm in exactly the same
pair of shoes as you.
I'm glad.
We are both very, very
comfortable in our couple right now.
We are.
I really like Lana,
but I have to see whether or not
those chats go anywhere.
Exactly. And it's hard.
Exactly on the same page.
I'm happy,
but it's doing my head in...
I'm not gonna forget
the conversations we've had.
All right? Hi.
You all right?
You're stealing him.
You're stealing me?
Can I borrow? Steal him.
You can have him back later.
It's fine. Where do you wanna go?
You happy here?
Yeah, yeah, here's good.
I really enjoyed our date.
I think we really got on.
I did. Do you know what?
Not gonna lie, you surprised me.
Weren't sure what to expect?
You came in and showed, like,
for me, quite an important side,
which is being down-to-earth
and quite a nice girl.
Family orientated.
Yeah.
You seem cute and cool,
and just chilled,
laid-back, down-to-earth,
so I haven't got any
cockiness from you yet.
Not yet! It is early,
it's obviously the first date.
We will see.
Shall I keep an eye on you, then?
You've only had a couple
of conversations with me. OK.
The cockiness could come out.
I don't know.
That's fine. That's fine.
Saw a little bit earlier.
I know you're from Essex. Ha-ha!
I'm expecting the cheekiness,
but I like that,
I don't want someone boring.
No.
Gotta keep me on my toes little bit.
A little bit?
Do you like being chased?
Yeah. Do you? Yeah.
You feel I'm gonna chase you?
Little bit.
I really want to get to know you.
Just keep it real.
And I want to keep
getting to know Lana.
And I want to make you
aware of that.
Nice that you're open, though,
cos, obviously,
picking you, I didn't know.
Zara coming in
has thrown a spanner in the work.
I can't, I can't deny it.
I'm in an unbelievable position,
I couldn't be happier,
but she's making my life
a bit more difficult,
in terms of...
..you know, decision,
decision-making.
Oh, no, David's heading over
to grab Tanya for a chat.
I mean, it's clearly a bad time
and he's obviously interrupting,
but I'm sure the lad
can read a room.
Tanya?
Yeah?
Is it a good time,
or am I interrupting?
Nah, nah, go ahead.
Are you sure?
Shaq, are you sure?
Nah, Go for it, bro.
All good?
Yeah, yeah, man.
Thank you, bro.
No worries, man.
Sweet. We'll just stay here.
You wanna stay here?
Yeah. This is a vibe.
How are you?
I'm good. You look well.
How are you doing?
You clean up nice!
Yeah?
Yeah.
So do you.
Thank you very much.
Yeah, so, obviously,
I wanted to chat to you, like.
No, it's fine, I like it.
Yeah. Yeah.
How do you feel the date went?
I had a really, really nice date.
Mm.
I can't wait to speak to you
more and more and more. Yeah.
And get to know you
on a personal, deep level,
because I feel like I really
want to dive myself into people
when they come in here,
because that's where
I'm gonna find my man. Yeah.
That's where I'm gonna find
my boyfriend, my future partner. Mm.
So, I'm still very open
to getting to know you. Yeah.
I love this outfit.
You like the outfit?
I love them.
Do you know what?
There's better outfits to come.
I love that,
cos I like to think...
You look good, I like your outfit.
Oh, wow.
Thank you much.
Wow! Matching!
You know the vibes.
The diamond earrings.
You look good, man.
You look really nice. Thank you.
For me, dress sense, like,
if you have a nice dress sense,
that automatically
puts you up by two.
Yeah?
Do you know what I'm saying?
You're not ready. You've missed
other ones as well. They were bad.
Yeah?
But it's OK.
You gotta save them for me, then.
Of course.
Save a good number for you.
Maybe one day, will be matching.
Maybe one day we'll be matching.
What, when you're my girlfriend?
No, I'm joking.
Oh, my God.
I'm joking.
You're a smooth operator,
I'll give you that.
Tanya really surprised me.
Our conversations, like,
flowing back and forth.
I literally feel like
she's the girl version of me.
It's quite scary,
cos we're sort of, like,
clicking, like, really quickly.
I feel like I know you.
I feel like I've known you for ages.
But I've known you for, like,
two hours. It's crazy.
It's weird. And you know what?
In here, it's gonna get worse.
Really?
Like, tomorrow...
Yeah. You're gonna fall in love?
I love how you finish my sentences.
I love it. Are you reading my mind?
What's going on?
Reading your mind? Oh-ho-ho!
Listen, it's confirmed.
I've done my job.
I love it.
Completed.
The vibe he's been giving me,
I feel like I know him.
I literally feel like
I've been knowing this guy,
so David's really surprised me.
Lana wants to get the skinny
from Ron on his date with Zara.
My advice, Ron - lie.
But cunningly throw Lana
off the scent
by saying the phrase,
"I'm not gonna lie."
How are you? You all right?
Yeah, I'm good. How are you?
Been meaning to steal you,
I'm not gonna lie.
How was your date?
We had quite a, like,
quite a good date.
Like, we had conversation.
Do you want to get to know her?
I think I'll have conversations
with her. Yeah.
And get to know her.
But honestly, for me,
my head is where it was at before.
It's just another girl's been
thrown in the mix... Mm-hm.
..where there's another person
to have conversations with
and to see whether or not
it's better than what we have. Yeah.
That's all it is. If another
fella come in here... Yeah.
Was your conversation good?
She kind of said you was, like...
you were vibing.
Do you know what?
She's got energy about her,
and she backs herself a lot.
Yeah, she does.
And obviously, I'm very...
She is very different to me.
She is very different.
She is very different.
Like, we're not the same type.
You're not. Like, personality.
That's why, for me, it's...
Anything like that.
..it's almost like... you...
you both tick boxes,
but it's which boxes you tick,
and what I want.
Her coming in is not ideal for me.
Mm.
Yeah, OK, great, it's a test
for us in terms of, like,
"Oh, like, is she gonna
turn my head or anything like that?"
But for me, if I could pick, I would
have taken you out on a date.
I would love to take you
where we went.
We would have had such a sick time.
Yeah. No, I wish
we'd went on a date as well.
The new arrival
has really got Kai in a quandary.
Now, there are four people
in the villa Kai really fancies -
Anna-May, Tanyel, Zara...
and Kai.
Yeah, so how did your chat go
with Zara?
Oh, she's a really nice girl.
She said, basically,
it was between me and Ron
to pick from to go on the date.
Are you gonna pull
any of the lads tonight?
No? You're chilling now, aren't you?
Yeah. Yeah.
To be honest, at the minute,
I'm only feeling you.
Well, what can I say?
I feel like, with you I'm chill.
I feel like, with Tanyel,
I feel like it's a bit forced.
Yeah.
Like... I'm not, like...
Like, do you feel comfortable?
Yeah.
Like, I feel more comfortable...
I've not sat there
and talked her like this. Yeah.
I sat there and talked to her,
"Oh, you're looking fit.
"Oh, come here,
come give us a cuddle."
Been more like flirty, but...
Flirty, yeah.
Flirty banter
rather than, like...
Whereas I feel I can have
a bit of both with you. Yeah.
I'm, like...
Yeah, like, I'm lucky...
Do you know what I mean?
It's fucking tough, isn't it?
Yeah, it is hard.
I feel like me and Kai
have really good conversation.
Like, we have a lot in common.
And I just...
I am attracted to him, as well.
Like, I feel like we can have
a bit of a flirt as well.
I just feel really comfortable
with him.
Farmer Will
is grafting Zara,
and when talking to the ladies,
Will has two approaches -
suave and charming,
and CBeebies presenter.
See if you can guess
which one he's gone for.
Tell me about you, then.
What do you wanna know, darling?
I mean, like, you're beautiful.
Thank you so much.
Like, what do you do, though?
Everyone's beautiful here,
do you know what I mean? But...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, what do you do?
So, main sort of, like, you know,
money-maker would be the modelling.
Right.
I've done a music video.
You've done a bit of modelling?
Come on, give me your catwalk.
Oh, stop.
Give me your... Come on.
It's the first day.
If you do one, I'll do one.
OK.
It's-It's giving more
Beyonce/Rihanna...
What is it giving? Yeah, yeah.
..than, like editorial runway.
But I can do both. Yeah.
Where's, like, a good sort of...?
Shall I do it in the middle?
Shall I be really extra?
Do it! Shall I be
really, really fucking extra
and do it in the middle?
Yeah, go on, then.
I'll give you a ranking out of ten.
You've gotta give me
a bit of a beat.
Yeah, what sort of beat do you want?
We're at a fashion show,
the cameras are flashing,
and we hit, hit, hit.
And we hit.
And we hit.
And we drop down to the floor. Ooh!
And back up.
That's all you're gonna get for now.
Oh, my God. Unbelievable!
Oh, God, I can't believe that.
Shit! So...
No-one's asked me
to strut for them before!
Can you not do it?
If you've got it, flaunt it,
do you know what I mean?
Thank you!
With the flipping one-liners!
I love it! You're so much fun.
You don't know what to expect
from a farmer.
Honestly... yeah, yeah, yeah.
I thought you'd of be in the corner,
like, "Where's the sheep?"
I'm really big on animals.
Really? My grandma...
Like, my mum's side of the family
is from up north, Newcastle.
Nice. So, my grandma,
she's always, like, lived...
and Christmases we spend up there.
There's alpacas, sheep, horses...
I've got alpacas. Seven alpacas.
My mum got them as little pets.
So, you own animals?
Like, how many animals do you own?
Yeah, yeah. I own a flock of sheep,
like 1,500 sheep.
OK. How many, like, acres?
Is it done on acres?
Yeah, like, a 1,000-acre farm.
What? Huge!
I'm a tough working boy, honestly.
Brrrr! Nah...
Can't keep doing that! I'm like...
I'm loving that as well.
When I look for a girl,
it is definitely like,
"Can she match my energy?"
And Zara definitely does, you know?
Oh, love the girl!
Tanyel thinks Kai
talking to Anna-May was wrong,
but she doesn't want them
knowing that.
My advice, Tanyel,
cunningly throw Kai off the scent
by saying the phrase,
"You didn't do anything wrong."
So, what do you feel about today?
You're gonna think I'm crazy.
OK... No, go on. OK, so...
..you didn't do anything wrong...
Yeah. ..obviously,
but I actually got really jealous.
Did you? OK.
And I don't like it.
What, when I was speaking
to Anna-May?
Yeah. I don't like it.
But you haven't done anything wrong.
The fact you've told me
that you were jealous
is the first intel
that I've actually got
that you actually like me.
I know. This is what I wanted
to talk to you about.
It really fucking annoyed me,
though,
that you spoke to someone else,
and actually wanted
to literally get something
and chuck it at your head.
Really?
That obviously shows me
that I like you.
I've never been used to a guy
talking to loads of people.
I've never been used to this.
This makes you play...
This literally, like...
On the outside world,
I don't have guys
that are chasing...
Well, not from what I know of,
anyway.
But they're only chasing me.
I get you.
I have girls
that are only chasing me.
That gives my self-worth...
Get where I'm coming from?
I feel disrespected when someone's
talking to other people...
Yeah, but...
..kissing other people.
It makes me sick, cos it's like,
"Hello, I am the woman here."
Dunno why I'm so honest,
but I don't like it.
I don't like to tell people
how I'm feeling,
and I didn't realise
I was gonna feel that way.
And I can't... I'm only ever direct.
I can't be half...
I can't do it halfway.
Like, I have a problem.
I have to be all or nothing.
It come out my mouth, I was like,
"I'm jealous and I don't like it."
Zara's getting to know Shaq.
I wonder, could Zara ever...
# Love Shaq?
Baby, love Shaq?
# Love Shaq? Baby... #
Oh, you get the idea.
Yeah. Yeah, so, I wanna know
a bit more about where you're at.
Me and Tanya have been getting to
know each other the last few days,
not gonna lie,
it has been going well, and erm...
I haven't got a bad word
to say about her. Of course.
I'm, obviously, respectful to her.
She knows I'm getting to know
everyone. I made that clear,
cos I am ready for a relationship,
and I think...
So you want a boyfriend?
So, yeah. I want a boyfriend.
A big B.
You are a stunning girl.
What kind of qualities
do you look for in a man?
Confidence...
Hmm.
..ambition... Hmm.
..very big for me.
Yeah. And you have to know
what you're doing in life,
cos I've met some guys where
they didn't know what they're doing,
and they look to me
like this boss girl, big energy,
and they sort of become
a little puppy dog
and expect me to lead the way,
and I would just dominate you.
I wanna feel like I'm...
I feel like you wanna be dominated.
Yeah. I can't lie. So...
To be fair, sounds like
a lot of qualities I have.
That's just me saying what I think,
to be honest.
The fact you're saying
that stuff is...
Is making sense, right?
Making a lot of sense.
Cool, cool, cool.
We're definitely gonna get to know
each other, cos... Yeah.
What I'm seeing already is...
She's my girl.
Like, I'm not stepping on...
I'm not trying to step on her toes.
You are a stunning girl...
Thank you. ..I'll be honest.
And, like, the fact that you're
a little bit taller as well, like...
How tall are you?
6'3".
You've got a nice physique.
Thank you very much.
I mean, you
haven't seen me without my top off.
I haven't. I've got a lot
to look forward to. Yeah.
Yeah, Zara's definitely
bombshell material.
I think everybody can see
that she's a stunning girl,
so some of the heads
might be twitching.
I'm not gonna say turned,
but twitching.
Anna-May's thinking
Haris hasn't spent much time
getting to know her,
and Haris is thinking,
"Sorry, have we met?"
So at the minute, I feel like
it's a little bit, like...
I don't really know.
Like, I feel like
we haven't spoke that much. OK.
And I don't know whether
it's the pressure of,
like, being in a couple.
OK.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Do you know where I'm coming from?
Like, I feel like I still want
to get to know you better,
and I feel like we haven't, like...
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, we haven't...
But then, I feel like...
Is it just cos
we're both not feeling it?
Like, we do match,
you know what I mean?
Yeah, I think we get along.
Yeah.
But just not in that way.
Yeah.
I'm glad me and Haris had that chat.
Like, I feel like
it needed to happen.
And I feel like if you're
not attracted to someone -
well, especially me -
I can't force anything.
If I don't like someone,
I don't like someone.
So, yeah, I'm happy,
and I'll give you a big hug.
Give me a cwtch.
I want her to get it out there,
and I want her to just clarify
that this is the situation,
this is how I feel,
and it is the best way to end it.
Obviously,
she is a good-looking girl,
but I just don't see anything
potential that we could have.
Like every footballer, Tom's
desperate to get his hands on a cup.
But Zara's using it,
so he'll have to drink
straight out the can.
Where are you from?
Are you from London?
Yeah, North West London.
Right. I don't really know
London that well.
No? It's not far from Wembley.
I'm trying to think of main places
that I'm nearby.
Some of my friends live there.
Stand up a sec. OK.
The height check. I am in heels.
Can you take 'em off or not?
Yeah, no, I can.
They're just slip-offs.
Not much of a difference.
Shit!
What are you saying to that?
I like that, you know?
Do you like it? Yeah.
That's really good because
I do genuinely think most guys
go for quite petite girls.
I'm not like that, me.
I'm a stallion, myself.
Stallion?
Stallion.
Tom. Tom, Tom, Thomas.
Goodness me. He might be
a little dark horse in the mix.
I love a girl that takes
the piss out of me. Mm-hm?
Do you know what I mean?
A bit of roasting.
I want someone to keep me
on my toes a little bit.
I think, again,
someone that I can walk all over...
Yeah, fuck that.
..it's boring.
I feel I'd keep you on your toes.
I think you would.
Yeah, defo. Do you think
I'd keep you on your toes?
I'd like to think so. We'll see.
We'll have to see.
It's late, and while
the Islanders head to bed,
I'm toasting a pack
of marshmallows in the fire pit.
# All I ever need... #
What are you thinking about... Zara?
Zara's a fire one, like.
She is, she's confident.
She's a very good bombshell.
And I think Ron,
he's smitten over her.
You need to be prepared
for anything. Mm.
How has your first day been?
Amazing.
Honestly, you girls are all babes.
I don't think I've even met
a bird like her. Her energy, bro.
I just don't know if he's,
like, mature enough.
# I'm just asking you
To hold me close
# And we could spend our final night
In Paradise.... #
Tom, are you having a cuddle
tonight?
Who knows, man?
Are you being the little spoon?
I just said that I don't think
it's gonna go any further,
and I said, "Let's hug it out,"
and that's it. It's done.
Is it?
Yeah.
Honestly, you two are really
cute together. Thank you.
You have chats with other people,
but then you find your way
back together. Yeah.
Thing of dreams. Good night, girls.
# I don't understand
Why we can never be... #
Love you, man.
Love you too.
I wasn't touching you,
your duvet was too...
I was, like, "OK, I know you wanna
re-couple with me."
Oh!
Right, night, everyone.
Good night.
# Spend one more night
A little less lonely
# Let's spend one more night
# One more night
# One more night
A little less lonely... #
It's morning, which means it's
time to gently rouse our Islanders.
Oi, Harry, crack up the spotlights,
and remember, aim for the eyes!
Straight for the eyes.
# Oh-oh-oh, oh, my, my
# Baby, I've been waiting for you
All my life
# Never been a second with you
Off my mind... #
Good morning, happy campers.
It's gonna be a good day.
Yeah,
not a bad first night's sleep.
David, what's your plan for today,
brother?
He's not gonna tell!
You must have a little plan.
Basically, he's gonna be on job.
Will, what's your plan?
Bro, just checking to see
if everyone's all right, to be fair.
# Oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh
# I've been waiting for you
# Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh
# I've been waiting for you
# Oh, my, my
# Feels like I've been waiting
For you
# All my life
# Never been a second with you... #
I think I've gotta
put some sun cream on.
So, speak to me.
How was yesterday?
Really good.
Yeah?
Really, really good. Yeah, I think
we made quite an impact in here.
You think?
Yeah.
I feel like, obviously,
it's two new bombshells come in.
You can feel, like, the atmosphere
is, like, different, innit?
Yeah, I think so.
I think everyone was excited
to obviously meet us,
but I think we have changed
the energy a little bit.
Yeah, definitely.
I think the girls are
a little bit on their toes. Yeah.
Who do you think Zara's
gonna go for?
I didn't really see
who she was chatting to last night.
I think she had a chat to everyone,
yeah.
Yeah,
I don't really know who she fancies.
I think it'll be interesting,
though, because I feel like,
for me, for example, with Ron,
what he's telling me,
if she then went for him,
I would kind of think he was
telling her a different thing.
Ron, how was your night last night,
mate?
Erm... it was weird because,
obviously, I had the date with Zara,
and my head was a bit
all over the gaff.
Obviously, me and Lana are good,
so that's nice and cushty.
So I'm just gonna get to know
both of them, just in case.
As a little back-up.
Such a romantic.
Tell me, then, speak to me.
Who's your... Who's your targets?
Pfft! It's so hard.
I feel like you're keeping your
cards proper close to your chest.
It's not even like
I'm doing it intentionally.
They all bring
such different energy.
I had my date with Ron, so
I kind of want to see where he's at.
So I'll pull him at some point.
Yeah.
How about you?
I defo think it's a tough one, man.
Cos, obviously,
I had the date with Tanya. Mm.
That went good, man. Like, proper
bouncing off each other.
She's literally like
the girl version of me. It's scary.
What's going on with Harry?
Nothing.
I don't think...
Yeah, we're not feeling it.
There's nothing there.
Yeah, I don't know.
Hm.
My situation with Anna-May,
that's, like...
That's done, really, innit?
So that's gone out the window.
Olivia's obviously...
Me and Olivia have always got on.
We do get on,
and I think it's probably the time
if I do make my decision,
obviously sticking with Olivia,
I've gotta put that to her,
do you know what I mean?
I've got to tell her that.
Every girl wants to see
the other side.
Every girl wants to see the
mature side and the serious side.
Kai? How was your night
last night, mate?
I heard there was a cuddle or two.
My day yesterday was a bit, erm...
It was a bit of a different day.
I had really good conversations
with Anna-May,
there could be something there.
Maybe we could vibe, us two.
But it depends.
I need to chat to her a bit more
to figure it out.
I'm looking forward to today.
I think it's gonna change
the game a bit. Hm.
See, sort of, more true colours
coming out.
I think everyone was kind of
on their best form yesterday. Yeah.
Being welcoming, which is obviously
really nice, but erm...
We'll see who's in a sort of more
solid coupling, and who's not. Mm.
I think it's fair game, to be fair.
It is. It's early doors.
I'm ready. Ready to pounce.
Yeah.
David, love, sorry to do this
while you're grafting Tanya,
but we've run out of sunscreen,
so you'll have to spread the excess
from your forehead wherever you can.
Interesting day.
Yeah.
Are you always busy at home?
Like, what's your day-to-day...
So...
Monday to Friday... Yeah.
So, I'm like, in the office
two days a week.
And I work from home,
like, the other three days. Oh!
Yeah, but then, obviously,
like, have my little side business.
So, like,
I do that sort of in between hours.
What is that? Like, after work.
I have a sports therapy business.
OK. Yeah, so like, if anyone's got
lower back pain, things like that...
Ooh!
Yeah, I'm your man.
I'm feeling a little...
Are you feeling a little tight?
I might have to give you
a massage later, then, eh?
When it gets a bit cool,
go in there, you can give me one.
All right, cool.
Your outfit looks so nice, though.
Thank you.
Every... Like, it was getting
better and better.
You look nice in the day,
then in the evening, you look fire.
Gonna get tired of telling me.
I am.
You're gonna be, "You know what?
No compliments for you today."
No compliments, maybe just kisses.
Ooh!
Why...? What...?!
For sure, it could happen tonight,
you know?
Er...?!
Oh!
Who are you, honestly?
I feel like we've got
a connection now already. So...
Yeah, I feel like
something's cooking up. It is.
Something's boiling.
Yeah.
I'm not coming to waste time,
though, do you know what I'm saying?
I'm feeling you,
like, I've got the cute...
a little cute baddie over there.
What, you think
you have the baddest?
Yeah, oh, 100%. You are the baddest.
I wouldn't have taken you on a date
otherwise. Come on.
The way we're conversating, like,
just so easily,
straight from the go.
I don't think we've had,
like, a second of awkwardness.
So it's all a bit mad right now.
How do you feel about sharing a bed
with me if it ever got to that?
I think if it ever got to that,
I'd be interested to see
what the vibes are.
Cos I go on, like, natural vibes.
If I feel like turning around and
giving you a spoon, I would do it.
Yeah.
But if I don't, I'm not gonna do it.
You can't force it.
Yeah.
So I would be open to see
what it's like,
but I think you would be
rattling a few...
Feathers.
Mm! OK, OK!
In establishing
a relationship,
the first few questions are key.
I've got three bankers
I always go with:
What's your name?
Where are you from?
And, of course...
Do you like serial killers
and stuff?
I don't think I'd like them,
but I think...
No, as in, like,
do you find it interesting?
Yeah, I think they're interesting.
Do you like stuff like that?
Like, if I was to watch TV,
like a series,
it would probably be more like...
I'm not really
a series type of girl.
I'm more like documentary.
I like a film.
What sort of documentaries?
Like serial killer ones? Mm.
I watched this documentary
before I came here
about this man and an octopus,
and he made best friends
with the octopus.
Really?
Mm.
Did the octopus, like, notice him?
Yeah!
He swam out to meet this octopus
for about 400 days in a row.
And the octopus
literally sat on his chest.
Is it real?
Yeah!
There's videos of it.
And in the end, the octopus dies.
We could just chill all day,
me and Anna-May,
and probably not run out of things
to say to each other.
I feel like I get along with you.
Yeah.
Like, I feel like you're kind of
someone that my parents would like.
Well, you know...
What, you want to introduce me
to your parents already?
No, but you're like that,
do you know what I mean?
Yeah. Yeah, no...
I've enjoyed speaking to you.
I've enjoyed speaking to you
as well.
I see her, like,
looking when she walks past.
All the time.
Act like it's normal.
I think it's like... I think, in
here, I'm the only lad in here that,
do you know what I mean,
that she's paid attention to?
So it's just, yeah,
it's difficult, isn't it?
Youse are both
completely different girls -
completely different personalities,
completely different -
do you know what I mean?
Vibes and everything. So it's mad.
There's gonna be some shakeups,
isn't there?
I think there might be a few, like.
It is such a difficult situation,
because you build relationships
between people very quickly
in the villa,
so it's just trying to figure out
which one's the one
that's right for you.
Or the one
that's not right for you,
but you think will put
a rocket up the arse
of the one you think
is right for you.
Sound familiar, Tanyel?
How are you?
I'm good. I'm good.
I see you're testing Kai
and the fact that...
Not even testing him.
Like, he'll see that it's...
If I saw things that I didn't like,
just in general,
even though I've got no say...
Mm.
..I would just be like,
two can play at that game.
Yeah. Is that what you're doing?
Is that what you're playing?
No, not even. But I would wanna
get to know other people anyway.
Yeah. I've always been honest
and open about that.
My top two, looks-wise and
everything, would be you and Kai.
Like, I'm being respectful
as much as I can.
We're not in a normal, ideal world.
We're in a situation
where we should...
I feel like people are
playing it too safe in here.
You think?
I could argue you're playing safe.
I don't think so.
Cos I feel like...
You basically shut yourself off
for Kai for four days.
That's what you think, but I think
you've done the same with Lana.
Do you? I think you've been
a bit of a pussy.
Oh-ho-ho! Bit of a pussy?
I feel like I've done exactly
what you've done, so... But...
It might come across that way.
Both been pussies,
is that what you're saying?
Maybe we're both at fault.
I think we wasted... That first chat
seemed wasted, we had. Mm.
And I feel like we had one chat.
And then, the next two days,
we, kind of like, didn't talk.
Just, sort of like, flirt or,
like, look at each other,
or banter each other, like.
So I feel like Ron brings out,
like, a different side of me.
Maybe more like the feistier side,
which is better in some ways.
I want to flirt with Ron all day,
all night.
So what's happening with Zara?
I'm losing interest quickly now.
I'm-I'm... Don't worry about me.
I'm gonna do my thing.
And you're gonna do your thing,
and then we're just gonna
have to see what happens.
Telling me you're bored of Kai now?
No. I didn't say that.
But you just wanna
spice things up a bit.
Interesting.
Tanyel, in that chat,
has proper surprised me.
She keeps things very
close to her chest.
And then, all of a sudden,
she's come out and she said, like,
obviously, she likes me.
A bit naughty, you are now.
Where's this side been?
Where's this been?
Just needed a couple of days
to settle in.
Was gonna say, you found
your confidence now, ain't you?
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Olivia and Tanyel
are having a chat,
and Ron's ears are burning.
Ron may borrow some sunscreen
from David,
he's got loads left on his forehead.
When you look at Ron,
what do you think?
Like, you and me
would get on so well.
I feel like, if I argued with him...
Yeah.
..it would be entertaining.
Yeah.
Do you know what makes it
so much stickier,
is like the closer we're getting
as, like, girls and our friendship.
We're all getting along so well.
And did I feel bad for a second
cos she's such a sweetie,
and I do really love her.
She is. Yeah, me, too.
Then I thought, you know,
you were speaking to Tom
you were speaking to everyone
yesterday...
Yeah! Just gonna do it, yeah.
..which is fine. But like...
We're all friends,
so what am I feeling bad for?
No, you do you, boo.
I feel like I'm gravitating
towards two people,
and that's Ron and Kai, the most.
It's not like I fancy
one more than the other,
I just need to give it more time.
But I feel like
I equally like them both now.
He's a very attractive boy.
He is, you know.
And his personality is top-top,
like...
So sweet. But cheeky.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think you like that.
Mm. Mm.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
I feel like me and you just need to,
you know, keep this to ourselves.
For now. I love you.
I love you, too.
You know what, this is
what I feel like doing... Yeah?
Say the fire's here...
Yeah?
..I wanna add petrol.
Whoa! That is intense.
# Remember the feeling of my... #
Hey, Haris,
rap battle, me first.
For the left flip
and the right flop,
now we're walking.
OK, so the blue tick goes
with the blue top.
Now we're talking!
Shut up!
Where's it gone?
Oh, it's somewhere!
No, I saw it. Oh, my God!
That's so sad.
The girls will try hard every night.
Yeah, every night,
they actually have.
Oh, why is this shirt
taking me so long to iron? Mummy!
Does your mum do all your ironing?
Yeah!
Stuff like this she irons for me,
not if it's easy things.
Like pants and socks?
Yeah, yeah.
Do the collar.
The collar looks creased.
# Don't forget my love... #
The silicone ones.
# Don't forget my love... #
I'm so fucking good-looking!
# Don't forget my love
# Don't forget my love... #
Beer pong time,
and that beer
contains as much alcohol
as my chances of pulling
if I strolled into the villa
with my top off -
absolutely zero.
Let's play beer pong!
Oh!
Yes!
"Snog an Islander who you think
is boyfriend material."
Ooh!
Come on!
"Snog the Islander
you fancy the most."
Ooh!
Er, Anna-May did pick me as well.
I suppose the feelings
were obviously reciprocated
between us two.
Yes!
"Snog the Islander
you fancy the most for 30 seconds."
One, two, three, four...!
Obviously I didn't like
seeing David, like, snog Tanya.
Erm...
But you know, it seems to be a theme
every single time
there's a challenge.
..five, six, seven...!
It's crazy how in 20 seconds,
I knew that...
this is not it. This is not it.
Told you I was gonna fuckin' get it!
Keep going. Keep going, Zara.
Keep going, don't stop.
"Snog the Islander
you'd couple up with
"if your current partner
wasn't in the villa." Well...
I'm single.
Aww.
Oh, my days!
Oh, my days.
OK!
"Snog the Islander you'd most
like to introduce to your family."
I'd love to be in your position,
mate. NOT!
Oh, my God, man.
Come on, we haven't got long left.
Oh!
Oh, my God!
Go closer, go closer.
That's it!
"Kiss an Islander on
your favourite place to be kissed."
Oh, my...
What the fuck is going on tonight?
Oh, my God!
I was like, "What are you doing?
What are you doing?!"
"Name the Islander who you see
as your biggest competition."
Lana.
Ooh!
Come on!
On me head.
Go on, girl. Oh!
"Nibble the ear of the boy
"you would most like to have
sexy pillow talk with."
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
She's sucking it as well!
Well done!
"Lick the Islander
you think is the most tasty."
Oh, my God!
I'm not gonna be surprised.
See! See!
Come on, Tanyel. You got it.
"Kiss an Islander from head to toe."
Oh, my...
Move out of my way!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Head to toe.
I don't know what's happening.
I don't know what's going on.
Tanyel, head to toe,
and you went for the lips!
Come on, Tanya.
"Snog three boys
you think are the best kissers."
OK!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Come on, girl!
Oh!
Right at the bottom!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
What does it say?
I couldn't do it.
"Kiss both of the cheeks
of the Islander
"you think are the most two-faced."
Oh!
No! That's savage!
Right, go on.
That is savage!
I feel like she's using me
in her game.
I feel like
she wanted to humiliate me.
Cheeky!
Have a drink.
Kind of a lot to drink by yourself.
OK. "Reveal a secret
to the other Islanders."
Ooh!
Oh, I've got a good one.
I'm actually not two-faced,
I'm very straight up.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God!
I think, girls' chat.
Boys' chat.
Oh, no, no, no.
No? OK.
I'm definitely not the one
being bitchy right now.
No, I know.
No, no. I'm not, I'm not...
Let's go to the terrace.
You know I am always real with you.
I just don't want it to be...
No, babe, 100%.
..dealt with in the wrong way.
She was proper upset.
shouldn't have probably done that.
But what that is,
that's between her.
That's between her and Zara, though.
She made her decision
to give you the cold shoulder.
They were the consequences, but
yeah, of course, it's not nice.
She's just seen someone
who she's coupled with
go kiss someone else.
That's hard to take.
Obviously, I fancy Olivia
and I fancy Zara,
so I'm in a bit of a predicament
at the minute.
I think for me to jump into bed
tonight with Olivia,
be all touchy-feely,
cuddling and stuff, it's not fair
because that would make me
give Olivia the wrong impression.
Tom, bro, don't stress, man.
I just don't want to upset her.
No, but, bro, do you know what it
is, yeah? She obviously likes you.
It's so clear, innit, yeah?
And I think she thinks, like,
you two have got
something good going.
She doesn't know where you stand,
so you need to have
that conversation with her
and let her know where you stand.
No, do you know what?
I wanted to talk to you girls,
because I don't wanna say anything
to her right now.
I just wanna sit on it and I don't
wanna, you know, make a thing,
cos I don't wanna make her
feel uncomfortable.
Of course she can go
and snog who she wants,
but she goes and snogs the guy
that I'm...
It's just, like,
"Do you not learn?"
She's 27,
she's never been in a relationship,
and maybe she thought,
out of the two that are here now,
they were her top two,
and they've both kind of mugged her
a little bit.
And also, me being the new girl,
mugged her too.
To be honest, she's showing that
she is maybe playing a game,
because I think
she's second-guessing herself.
I'm in here to just be myself,
and I did what I wanted to do.
I wanted to kiss Tom. I kissed Tom.
I think Olivia's definitely
kept her cards close to her chest.
I was not expecting her to react
like that.
I mean, I know she's in a couple
with Tom,
and she's told me she takes longer
to open up to people,
but, like, it was a game,
and I thought she'd be the most
light-hearted and easiest person
to go along with.
I think if Olivia wants to
kind of go the distance in here,
she needs to start being a lot more
honest and open with everyone.
It's just the comment.
It's, like, "two-faced".
Like, I'm far from two-faced.
Personally,
I would have picked one of the boys,
cos I wouldn't give a shit
what they think, cos I don't care,
but it is just a game
and she had to pick someone.
And she could have honestly
done it with no bad intent.
The thing is,
I can normally take it.
I think Zara's reasoning for picking
me, I think it was calculated.
She definitely knew
she was gonna get a reaction,
and she definitely did.
Boys!
What's going on?
Oh, my God.
Tonight's a madness.
There's nothing we can do.
They're boys.
on Love Island...
I've got a text!
# Highway to the danger zone... #
..two new arrivals...
"Zara is waiting to meet you
for a date."
..stirred things up.
You're a lovely girl.
First impressions, nice.
Ticking boxes. Yeah.
The man of my dreams...
Yeah. ..could be you.
# Highway to... #
Maybe my head might turn.
She does it all.
The head's swivelling.
Tonight...
Do you like being chased?
Yep.
Do you feel like
I'm gonna chase you?
..it's game on.
It's which boxes you tick
and what I want.
You're a smooth operator,
I'll give you that.
I'm ready to pounce.
And the temperature is...
Kiss both the cheeks
of the Islander
you think are the most two-faced.
..rising.
I feel like
she wanted to humiliate me.
'How 2 Dance'
by Kaiser Chiefs
The Islanders are about
to get ready for another big night.
I think I'll get ready
for another big night, too.
Where did I put my Pot Noodle
and my big pants?
I wanna get my outfit ready, boys.
Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Right, tonight's a big, big night.
# Tonight, I'm gonna teach you
How to dance... #
Can't wait for a drink.
# Dance... #
Zara is, so far, yeah,
she's, like, the closest to,
like, a ten out of ten, bro.
All of you lot are gonna move.
So, how are things going
with Ronnie?
We've, like, had
a good couple of days together.
Obviously,
it's so early, to be honest.
Cool, cool, cool. Fair game.
I appreciate that, to be fair.
Cos if you were like,
"You know what,
he's mine, paws off,"
I'd be like,
"Right, this IS game on!"
Use that as a hairdryer,
Do you?
No!
You're coupled up with Haris,
aren't you? Mm.
How's that going?
I'm not really feeling it,
to be fair.
You need to pull your finger out
your backside
and stop messing around with her.
Don't worry about me, Dad!
Runs about. Need to start talking
to birds, mate.
# Tonight, I'm gonna teach you
How to dance
# Dance
# Dance... #
# Teach you how to dance... #
To love...
And to new beginnings!
# Like no-one ever taught you
How to dance. #
Bombshell David's
off to graft the girls,
fired up
with the kind of blind courage
only a single small tepid cup
of prosecco can give a man.
That, and he's from Essex.
Girls. How are you?
I'm good.
Do you want to go for a chat?
Yeah.
Even tries to carry on,
that's what's funny.
Ooh, straight in there.
Sorry, guys, to interrupt.
See ya!
Well, he's on it. I might have to
start pulling people.
Yeah!
We'll come back
for the girly chats later.
Hello, lads.
I don't know who to pull first.
Is anyone heading to a girl
right now?
No, we're just...
That's OK.
Tanyel, Tanyel.
Yourself?
Not heading to anyone.
I'm heading over for a conversation.
OK, guess I'm...
Coming for a conversation with me?
Where do you wanna go?
You know the place better.
We'll go to the daybeds.
The daybeds! Love that.
Yeah, my favourite spot, this bit.
Initial attraction,
definitely you are up there...
Thank you. You're so sweet.
..of who I'm attracted to.
It's the feeling mutual?
Well, I don't know you yet.
You don't know me yet? OK.
I need to get to know you.
Yeah.
Where are you at in the villa?
Obviously, it's really early days.
Yeah, what does that mean, though?
Really early days.
But what does that mean?
So are you open to getting to know
other people? Yeah, of course.
I'm willing to get to know you
if you feel the same.
I'm willing to get to know
literally everyone in here.
Wanna give them the time of day.
No, but you're saying everyone,
you're talking to me.
Are you willing to get to know ME?
I'm willing to get to know
everybody. Everyone?
I don't wanna
make you feel too special.
No, I'm not trying to make you...!
I'm just trying to be direct, like.
I've heard about your date,
your little wine and cheese.
It was really lovely, you know?
Kind of mad coming in and
straight away going on a first date.
Listen, I'm not gonna lie,
I was well jealous that you got
picked to go out and everything.
Really?!
To be fair, I had two guys in mind.
It was him and yourself.
Not gonna lie. Oh, I rate that.
You sort of are my normal type
that I'd go for on the outside,
but we'll try different things
in here.
No, you do. You do.
I knew we'd probably get a chance
to chat when I came in, so...
You got your chance now,
haven't you?
Yeah, I've got my chance now.
Tell me more about you.
I know you're a performer. Yeah.
I'm a musical theatre girl.
I know you sing. OK, yeah.
What else?
Obviously Southern, as well.
Erm, yeah, London.
Well, sort of North West London.
That's a stumbling block for me.
I'm a proper Manc boy. Like...
I've heard good things.
But how about yourself?
Tell me about yourself.
I'm a teacher. I teach PE
and science, and I'm 24 years old.
Ooh, I'm older than you! I'm 25!
Aw, is that a big ick for you?
Is that a red flag?
24 is fine.
I don't tend to go for younger guys.
When's your birthday?
You do not seem 24.
You seem so mature.
It's cos I'm a teacher, that's why.
Very well spoken,
I like the way you present yourself.
I like that. I rate that.
Kai is lovely.
He's obviously
very easy on the eyes.
Even though he is younger than me,
I'm getting mature vibes from him,
and someone that I think
could really take me serious.
Kai is ticking a lot of boxes for me
right now.
Ron and Tanya
really fancy the bombshells.
How can you let your heads be turned
by people you've just met?
After everything you've built
with Shaq and Lana,
those people you've just met?
How are you coping with this?
I can't. I already said to
the girls before this even happened,
I will be...
when two people are on me,
I don't know how to act.
Because I feel like,
even though everyone's, like,
"No pressure, no pressure,"
you are trying to act like
it's not affecting you.
Yeah. But it really is in my head,
because he's confident.
He's literally like Shaq,
but they're different.
I'm in exactly the same
pair of shoes as you.
I'm glad.
We are both very, very
comfortable in our couple right now.
We are.
I really like Lana,
but I have to see whether or not
those chats go anywhere.
Exactly. And it's hard.
Exactly on the same page.
I'm happy,
but it's doing my head in...
I'm not gonna forget
the conversations we've had.
All right? Hi.
You all right?
You're stealing him.
You're stealing me?
Can I borrow? Steal him.
You can have him back later.
It's fine. Where do you wanna go?
You happy here?
Yeah, yeah, here's good.
I really enjoyed our date.
I think we really got on.
I did. Do you know what?
Not gonna lie, you surprised me.
Weren't sure what to expect?
You came in and showed, like,
for me, quite an important side,
which is being down-to-earth
and quite a nice girl.
Family orientated.
Yeah.
You seem cute and cool,
and just chilled,
laid-back, down-to-earth,
so I haven't got any
cockiness from you yet.
Not yet! It is early,
it's obviously the first date.
We will see.
Shall I keep an eye on you, then?
You've only had a couple
of conversations with me. OK.
The cockiness could come out.
I don't know.
That's fine. That's fine.
Saw a little bit earlier.
I know you're from Essex. Ha-ha!
I'm expecting the cheekiness,
but I like that,
I don't want someone boring.
No.
Gotta keep me on my toes little bit.
A little bit?
Do you like being chased?
Yeah. Do you? Yeah.
You feel I'm gonna chase you?
Little bit.
I really want to get to know you.
Just keep it real.
And I want to keep
getting to know Lana.
And I want to make you
aware of that.
Nice that you're open, though,
cos, obviously,
picking you, I didn't know.
Zara coming in
has thrown a spanner in the work.
I can't, I can't deny it.
I'm in an unbelievable position,
I couldn't be happier,
but she's making my life
a bit more difficult,
in terms of...
..you know, decision,
decision-making.
Oh, no, David's heading over
to grab Tanya for a chat.
I mean, it's clearly a bad time
and he's obviously interrupting,
but I'm sure the lad
can read a room.
Tanya?
Yeah?
Is it a good time,
or am I interrupting?
Nah, nah, go ahead.
Are you sure?
Shaq, are you sure?
Nah, Go for it, bro.
All good?
Yeah, yeah, man.
Thank you, bro.
No worries, man.
Sweet. We'll just stay here.
You wanna stay here?
Yeah. This is a vibe.
How are you?
I'm good. You look well.
How are you doing?
You clean up nice!
Yeah?
Yeah.
So do you.
Thank you very much.
Yeah, so, obviously,
I wanted to chat to you, like.
No, it's fine, I like it.
Yeah. Yeah.
How do you feel the date went?
I had a really, really nice date.
Mm.
I can't wait to speak to you
more and more and more. Yeah.
And get to know you
on a personal, deep level,
because I feel like I really
want to dive myself into people
when they come in here,
because that's where
I'm gonna find my man. Yeah.
That's where I'm gonna find
my boyfriend, my future partner. Mm.
So, I'm still very open
to getting to know you. Yeah.
I love this outfit.
You like the outfit?
I love them.
Do you know what?
There's better outfits to come.
I love that,
cos I like to think...
You look good, I like your outfit.
Oh, wow.
Thank you much.
Wow! Matching!
You know the vibes.
The diamond earrings.
You look good, man.
You look really nice. Thank you.
For me, dress sense, like,
if you have a nice dress sense,
that automatically
puts you up by two.
Yeah?
Do you know what I'm saying?
You're not ready. You've missed
other ones as well. They were bad.
Yeah?
But it's OK.
You gotta save them for me, then.
Of course.
Save a good number for you.
Maybe one day, will be matching.
Maybe one day we'll be matching.
What, when you're my girlfriend?
No, I'm joking.
Oh, my God.
I'm joking.
You're a smooth operator,
I'll give you that.
Tanya really surprised me.
Our conversations, like,
flowing back and forth.
I literally feel like
she's the girl version of me.
It's quite scary,
cos we're sort of, like,
clicking, like, really quickly.
I feel like I know you.
I feel like I've known you for ages.
But I've known you for, like,
two hours. It's crazy.
It's weird. And you know what?
In here, it's gonna get worse.
Really?
Like, tomorrow...
Yeah. You're gonna fall in love?
I love how you finish my sentences.
I love it. Are you reading my mind?
What's going on?
Reading your mind? Oh-ho-ho!
Listen, it's confirmed.
I've done my job.
I love it.
Completed.
The vibe he's been giving me,
I feel like I know him.
I literally feel like
I've been knowing this guy,
so David's really surprised me.
Lana wants to get the skinny
from Ron on his date with Zara.
My advice, Ron - lie.
But cunningly throw Lana
off the scent
by saying the phrase,
"I'm not gonna lie."
How are you? You all right?
Yeah, I'm good. How are you?
Been meaning to steal you,
I'm not gonna lie.
How was your date?
We had quite a, like,
quite a good date.
Like, we had conversation.
Do you want to get to know her?
I think I'll have conversations
with her. Yeah.
And get to know her.
But honestly, for me,
my head is where it was at before.
It's just another girl's been
thrown in the mix... Mm-hm.
..where there's another person
to have conversations with
and to see whether or not
it's better than what we have. Yeah.
That's all it is. If another
fella come in here... Yeah.
Was your conversation good?
She kind of said you was, like...
you were vibing.
Do you know what?
She's got energy about her,
and she backs herself a lot.
Yeah, she does.
And obviously, I'm very...
She is very different to me.
She is very different.
She is very different.
Like, we're not the same type.
You're not. Like, personality.
That's why, for me, it's...
Anything like that.
..it's almost like... you...
you both tick boxes,
but it's which boxes you tick,
and what I want.
Her coming in is not ideal for me.
Mm.
Yeah, OK, great, it's a test
for us in terms of, like,
"Oh, like, is she gonna
turn my head or anything like that?"
But for me, if I could pick, I would
have taken you out on a date.
I would love to take you
where we went.
We would have had such a sick time.
Yeah. No, I wish
we'd went on a date as well.
The new arrival
has really got Kai in a quandary.
Now, there are four people
in the villa Kai really fancies -
Anna-May, Tanyel, Zara...
and Kai.
Yeah, so how did your chat go
with Zara?
Oh, she's a really nice girl.
She said, basically,
it was between me and Ron
to pick from to go on the date.
Are you gonna pull
any of the lads tonight?
No? You're chilling now, aren't you?
Yeah. Yeah.
To be honest, at the minute,
I'm only feeling you.
Well, what can I say?
I feel like, with you I'm chill.
I feel like, with Tanyel,
I feel like it's a bit forced.
Yeah.
Like... I'm not, like...
Like, do you feel comfortable?
Yeah.
Like, I feel more comfortable...
I've not sat there
and talked her like this. Yeah.
I sat there and talked to her,
"Oh, you're looking fit.
"Oh, come here,
come give us a cuddle."
Been more like flirty, but...
Flirty, yeah.
Flirty banter
rather than, like...
Whereas I feel I can have
a bit of both with you. Yeah.
I'm, like...
Yeah, like, I'm lucky...
Do you know what I mean?
It's fucking tough, isn't it?
Yeah, it is hard.
I feel like me and Kai
have really good conversation.
Like, we have a lot in common.
And I just...
I am attracted to him, as well.
Like, I feel like we can have
a bit of a flirt as well.
I just feel really comfortable
with him.
Farmer Will
is grafting Zara,
and when talking to the ladies,
Will has two approaches -
suave and charming,
and CBeebies presenter.
See if you can guess
which one he's gone for.
Tell me about you, then.
What do you wanna know, darling?
I mean, like, you're beautiful.
Thank you so much.
Like, what do you do, though?
Everyone's beautiful here,
do you know what I mean? But...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, what do you do?
So, main sort of, like, you know,
money-maker would be the modelling.
Right.
I've done a music video.
You've done a bit of modelling?
Come on, give me your catwalk.
Oh, stop.
Give me your... Come on.
It's the first day.
If you do one, I'll do one.
OK.
It's-It's giving more
Beyonce/Rihanna...
What is it giving? Yeah, yeah.
..than, like editorial runway.
But I can do both. Yeah.
Where's, like, a good sort of...?
Shall I do it in the middle?
Shall I be really extra?
Do it! Shall I be
really, really fucking extra
and do it in the middle?
Yeah, go on, then.
I'll give you a ranking out of ten.
You've gotta give me
a bit of a beat.
Yeah, what sort of beat do you want?
We're at a fashion show,
the cameras are flashing,
and we hit, hit, hit.
And we hit.
And we hit.
And we drop down to the floor. Ooh!
And back up.
That's all you're gonna get for now.
Oh, my God. Unbelievable!
Oh, God, I can't believe that.
Shit! So...
No-one's asked me
to strut for them before!
Can you not do it?
If you've got it, flaunt it,
do you know what I mean?
Thank you!
With the flipping one-liners!
I love it! You're so much fun.
You don't know what to expect
from a farmer.
Honestly... yeah, yeah, yeah.
I thought you'd of be in the corner,
like, "Where's the sheep?"
I'm really big on animals.
Really? My grandma...
Like, my mum's side of the family
is from up north, Newcastle.
Nice. So, my grandma,
she's always, like, lived...
and Christmases we spend up there.
There's alpacas, sheep, horses...
I've got alpacas. Seven alpacas.
My mum got them as little pets.
So, you own animals?
Like, how many animals do you own?
Yeah, yeah. I own a flock of sheep,
like 1,500 sheep.
OK. How many, like, acres?
Is it done on acres?
Yeah, like, a 1,000-acre farm.
What? Huge!
I'm a tough working boy, honestly.
Brrrr! Nah...
Can't keep doing that! I'm like...
I'm loving that as well.
When I look for a girl,
it is definitely like,
"Can she match my energy?"
And Zara definitely does, you know?
Oh, love the girl!
Tanyel thinks Kai
talking to Anna-May was wrong,
but she doesn't want them
knowing that.
My advice, Tanyel,
cunningly throw Kai off the scent
by saying the phrase,
"You didn't do anything wrong."
So, what do you feel about today?
You're gonna think I'm crazy.
OK... No, go on. OK, so...
..you didn't do anything wrong...
Yeah. ..obviously,
but I actually got really jealous.
Did you? OK.
And I don't like it.
What, when I was speaking
to Anna-May?
Yeah. I don't like it.
But you haven't done anything wrong.
The fact you've told me
that you were jealous
is the first intel
that I've actually got
that you actually like me.
I know. This is what I wanted
to talk to you about.
It really fucking annoyed me,
though,
that you spoke to someone else,
and actually wanted
to literally get something
and chuck it at your head.
Really?
That obviously shows me
that I like you.
I've never been used to a guy
talking to loads of people.
I've never been used to this.
This makes you play...
This literally, like...
On the outside world,
I don't have guys
that are chasing...
Well, not from what I know of,
anyway.
But they're only chasing me.
I get you.
I have girls
that are only chasing me.
That gives my self-worth...
Get where I'm coming from?
I feel disrespected when someone's
talking to other people...
Yeah, but...
..kissing other people.
It makes me sick, cos it's like,
"Hello, I am the woman here."
Dunno why I'm so honest,
but I don't like it.
I don't like to tell people
how I'm feeling,
and I didn't realise
I was gonna feel that way.
And I can't... I'm only ever direct.
I can't be half...
I can't do it halfway.
Like, I have a problem.
I have to be all or nothing.
It come out my mouth, I was like,
"I'm jealous and I don't like it."
Zara's getting to know Shaq.
I wonder, could Zara ever...
# Love Shaq?
Baby, love Shaq?
# Love Shaq? Baby... #
Oh, you get the idea.
Yeah. Yeah, so, I wanna know
a bit more about where you're at.
Me and Tanya have been getting to
know each other the last few days,
not gonna lie,
it has been going well, and erm...
I haven't got a bad word
to say about her. Of course.
I'm, obviously, respectful to her.
She knows I'm getting to know
everyone. I made that clear,
cos I am ready for a relationship,
and I think...
So you want a boyfriend?
So, yeah. I want a boyfriend.
A big B.
You are a stunning girl.
What kind of qualities
do you look for in a man?
Confidence...
Hmm.
..ambition... Hmm.
..very big for me.
Yeah. And you have to know
what you're doing in life,
cos I've met some guys where
they didn't know what they're doing,
and they look to me
like this boss girl, big energy,
and they sort of become
a little puppy dog
and expect me to lead the way,
and I would just dominate you.
I wanna feel like I'm...
I feel like you wanna be dominated.
Yeah. I can't lie. So...
To be fair, sounds like
a lot of qualities I have.
That's just me saying what I think,
to be honest.
The fact you're saying
that stuff is...
Is making sense, right?
Making a lot of sense.
Cool, cool, cool.
We're definitely gonna get to know
each other, cos... Yeah.
What I'm seeing already is...
She's my girl.
Like, I'm not stepping on...
I'm not trying to step on her toes.
You are a stunning girl...
Thank you. ..I'll be honest.
And, like, the fact that you're
a little bit taller as well, like...
How tall are you?
6'3".
You've got a nice physique.
Thank you very much.
I mean, you
haven't seen me without my top off.
I haven't. I've got a lot
to look forward to. Yeah.
Yeah, Zara's definitely
bombshell material.
I think everybody can see
that she's a stunning girl,
so some of the heads
might be twitching.
I'm not gonna say turned,
but twitching.
Anna-May's thinking
Haris hasn't spent much time
getting to know her,
and Haris is thinking,
"Sorry, have we met?"
So at the minute, I feel like
it's a little bit, like...
I don't really know.
Like, I feel like
we haven't spoke that much. OK.
And I don't know whether
it's the pressure of,
like, being in a couple.
OK.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Do you know where I'm coming from?
Like, I feel like I still want
to get to know you better,
and I feel like we haven't, like...
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, we haven't...
But then, I feel like...
Is it just cos
we're both not feeling it?
Like, we do match,
you know what I mean?
Yeah, I think we get along.
Yeah.
But just not in that way.
Yeah.
I'm glad me and Haris had that chat.
Like, I feel like
it needed to happen.
And I feel like if you're
not attracted to someone -
well, especially me -
I can't force anything.
If I don't like someone,
I don't like someone.
So, yeah, I'm happy,
and I'll give you a big hug.
Give me a cwtch.
I want her to get it out there,
and I want her to just clarify
that this is the situation,
this is how I feel,
and it is the best way to end it.
Obviously,
she is a good-looking girl,
but I just don't see anything
potential that we could have.
Like every footballer, Tom's
desperate to get his hands on a cup.
But Zara's using it,
so he'll have to drink
straight out the can.
Where are you from?
Are you from London?
Yeah, North West London.
Right. I don't really know
London that well.
No? It's not far from Wembley.
I'm trying to think of main places
that I'm nearby.
Some of my friends live there.
Stand up a sec. OK.
The height check. I am in heels.
Can you take 'em off or not?
Yeah, no, I can.
They're just slip-offs.
Not much of a difference.
Shit!
What are you saying to that?
I like that, you know?
Do you like it? Yeah.
That's really good because
I do genuinely think most guys
go for quite petite girls.
I'm not like that, me.
I'm a stallion, myself.
Stallion?
Stallion.
Tom. Tom, Tom, Thomas.
Goodness me. He might be
a little dark horse in the mix.
I love a girl that takes
the piss out of me. Mm-hm?
Do you know what I mean?
A bit of roasting.
I want someone to keep me
on my toes a little bit.
I think, again,
someone that I can walk all over...
Yeah, fuck that.
..it's boring.
I feel I'd keep you on your toes.
I think you would.
Yeah, defo. Do you think
I'd keep you on your toes?
I'd like to think so. We'll see.
We'll have to see.
It's late, and while
the Islanders head to bed,
I'm toasting a pack
of marshmallows in the fire pit.
# All I ever need... #
What are you thinking about... Zara?
Zara's a fire one, like.
She is, she's confident.
She's a very good bombshell.
And I think Ron,
he's smitten over her.
You need to be prepared
for anything. Mm.
How has your first day been?
Amazing.
Honestly, you girls are all babes.
I don't think I've even met
a bird like her. Her energy, bro.
I just don't know if he's,
like, mature enough.
# I'm just asking you
To hold me close
# And we could spend our final night
In Paradise.... #
Tom, are you having a cuddle
tonight?
Who knows, man?
Are you being the little spoon?
I just said that I don't think
it's gonna go any further,
and I said, "Let's hug it out,"
and that's it. It's done.
Is it?
Yeah.
Honestly, you two are really
cute together. Thank you.
You have chats with other people,
but then you find your way
back together. Yeah.
Thing of dreams. Good night, girls.
# I don't understand
Why we can never be... #
Love you, man.
Love you too.
I wasn't touching you,
your duvet was too...
I was, like, "OK, I know you wanna
re-couple with me."
Oh!
Right, night, everyone.
Good night.
# Spend one more night
A little less lonely
# Let's spend one more night
# One more night
# One more night
A little less lonely... #
It's morning, which means it's
time to gently rouse our Islanders.
Oi, Harry, crack up the spotlights,
and remember, aim for the eyes!
Straight for the eyes.
# Oh-oh-oh, oh, my, my
# Baby, I've been waiting for you
All my life
# Never been a second with you
Off my mind... #
Good morning, happy campers.
It's gonna be a good day.
Yeah,
not a bad first night's sleep.
David, what's your plan for today,
brother?
He's not gonna tell!
You must have a little plan.
Basically, he's gonna be on job.
Will, what's your plan?
Bro, just checking to see
if everyone's all right, to be fair.
# Oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh
# I've been waiting for you
# Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh
# I've been waiting for you
# Oh, my, my
# Feels like I've been waiting
For you
# All my life
# Never been a second with you... #
I think I've gotta
put some sun cream on.
So, speak to me.
How was yesterday?
Really good.
Yeah?
Really, really good. Yeah, I think
we made quite an impact in here.
You think?
Yeah.
I feel like, obviously,
it's two new bombshells come in.
You can feel, like, the atmosphere
is, like, different, innit?
Yeah, I think so.
I think everyone was excited
to obviously meet us,
but I think we have changed
the energy a little bit.
Yeah, definitely.
I think the girls are
a little bit on their toes. Yeah.
Who do you think Zara's
gonna go for?
I didn't really see
who she was chatting to last night.
I think she had a chat to everyone,
yeah.
Yeah,
I don't really know who she fancies.
I think it'll be interesting,
though, because I feel like,
for me, for example, with Ron,
what he's telling me,
if she then went for him,
I would kind of think he was
telling her a different thing.
Ron, how was your night last night,
mate?
Erm... it was weird because,
obviously, I had the date with Zara,
and my head was a bit
all over the gaff.
Obviously, me and Lana are good,
so that's nice and cushty.
So I'm just gonna get to know
both of them, just in case.
As a little back-up.
Such a romantic.
Tell me, then, speak to me.
Who's your... Who's your targets?
Pfft! It's so hard.
I feel like you're keeping your
cards proper close to your chest.
It's not even like
I'm doing it intentionally.
They all bring
such different energy.
I had my date with Ron, so
I kind of want to see where he's at.
So I'll pull him at some point.
Yeah.
How about you?
I defo think it's a tough one, man.
Cos, obviously,
I had the date with Tanya. Mm.
That went good, man. Like, proper
bouncing off each other.
She's literally like
the girl version of me. It's scary.
What's going on with Harry?
Nothing.
I don't think...
Yeah, we're not feeling it.
There's nothing there.
Yeah, I don't know.
Hm.
My situation with Anna-May,
that's, like...
That's done, really, innit?
So that's gone out the window.
Olivia's obviously...
Me and Olivia have always got on.
We do get on,
and I think it's probably the time
if I do make my decision,
obviously sticking with Olivia,
I've gotta put that to her,
do you know what I mean?
I've got to tell her that.
Every girl wants to see
the other side.
Every girl wants to see the
mature side and the serious side.
Kai? How was your night
last night, mate?
I heard there was a cuddle or two.
My day yesterday was a bit, erm...
It was a bit of a different day.
I had really good conversations
with Anna-May,
there could be something there.
Maybe we could vibe, us two.
But it depends.
I need to chat to her a bit more
to figure it out.
I'm looking forward to today.
I think it's gonna change
the game a bit. Hm.
See, sort of, more true colours
coming out.
I think everyone was kind of
on their best form yesterday. Yeah.
Being welcoming, which is obviously
really nice, but erm...
We'll see who's in a sort of more
solid coupling, and who's not. Mm.
I think it's fair game, to be fair.
It is. It's early doors.
I'm ready. Ready to pounce.
Yeah.
David, love, sorry to do this
while you're grafting Tanya,
but we've run out of sunscreen,
so you'll have to spread the excess
from your forehead wherever you can.
Interesting day.
Yeah.
Are you always busy at home?
Like, what's your day-to-day...
So...
Monday to Friday... Yeah.
So, I'm like, in the office
two days a week.
And I work from home,
like, the other three days. Oh!
Yeah, but then, obviously,
like, have my little side business.
So, like,
I do that sort of in between hours.
What is that? Like, after work.
I have a sports therapy business.
OK. Yeah, so like, if anyone's got
lower back pain, things like that...
Ooh!
Yeah, I'm your man.
I'm feeling a little...
Are you feeling a little tight?
I might have to give you
a massage later, then, eh?
When it gets a bit cool,
go in there, you can give me one.
All right, cool.
Your outfit looks so nice, though.
Thank you.
Every... Like, it was getting
better and better.
You look nice in the day,
then in the evening, you look fire.
Gonna get tired of telling me.
I am.
You're gonna be, "You know what?
No compliments for you today."
No compliments, maybe just kisses.
Ooh!
Why...? What...?!
For sure, it could happen tonight,
you know?
Er...?!
Oh!
Who are you, honestly?
I feel like we've got
a connection now already. So...
Yeah, I feel like
something's cooking up. It is.
Something's boiling.
Yeah.
I'm not coming to waste time,
though, do you know what I'm saying?
I'm feeling you,
like, I've got the cute...
a little cute baddie over there.
What, you think
you have the baddest?
Yeah, oh, 100%. You are the baddest.
I wouldn't have taken you on a date
otherwise. Come on.
The way we're conversating, like,
just so easily,
straight from the go.
I don't think we've had,
like, a second of awkwardness.
So it's all a bit mad right now.
How do you feel about sharing a bed
with me if it ever got to that?
I think if it ever got to that,
I'd be interested to see
what the vibes are.
Cos I go on, like, natural vibes.
If I feel like turning around and
giving you a spoon, I would do it.
Yeah.
But if I don't, I'm not gonna do it.
You can't force it.
Yeah.
So I would be open to see
what it's like,
but I think you would be
rattling a few...
Feathers.
Mm! OK, OK!
In establishing
a relationship,
the first few questions are key.
I've got three bankers
I always go with:
What's your name?
Where are you from?
And, of course...
Do you like serial killers
and stuff?
I don't think I'd like them,
but I think...
No, as in, like,
do you find it interesting?
Yeah, I think they're interesting.
Do you like stuff like that?
Like, if I was to watch TV,
like a series,
it would probably be more like...
I'm not really
a series type of girl.
I'm more like documentary.
I like a film.
What sort of documentaries?
Like serial killer ones? Mm.
I watched this documentary
before I came here
about this man and an octopus,
and he made best friends
with the octopus.
Really?
Mm.
Did the octopus, like, notice him?
Yeah!
He swam out to meet this octopus
for about 400 days in a row.
And the octopus
literally sat on his chest.
Is it real?
Yeah!
There's videos of it.
And in the end, the octopus dies.
We could just chill all day,
me and Anna-May,
and probably not run out of things
to say to each other.
I feel like I get along with you.
Yeah.
Like, I feel like you're kind of
someone that my parents would like.
Well, you know...
What, you want to introduce me
to your parents already?
No, but you're like that,
do you know what I mean?
Yeah. Yeah, no...
I've enjoyed speaking to you.
I've enjoyed speaking to you
as well.
I see her, like,
looking when she walks past.
All the time.
Act like it's normal.
I think it's like... I think, in
here, I'm the only lad in here that,
do you know what I mean,
that she's paid attention to?
So it's just, yeah,
it's difficult, isn't it?
Youse are both
completely different girls -
completely different personalities,
completely different -
do you know what I mean?
Vibes and everything. So it's mad.
There's gonna be some shakeups,
isn't there?
I think there might be a few, like.
It is such a difficult situation,
because you build relationships
between people very quickly
in the villa,
so it's just trying to figure out
which one's the one
that's right for you.
Or the one
that's not right for you,
but you think will put
a rocket up the arse
of the one you think
is right for you.
Sound familiar, Tanyel?
How are you?
I'm good. I'm good.
I see you're testing Kai
and the fact that...
Not even testing him.
Like, he'll see that it's...
If I saw things that I didn't like,
just in general,
even though I've got no say...
Mm.
..I would just be like,
two can play at that game.
Yeah. Is that what you're doing?
Is that what you're playing?
No, not even. But I would wanna
get to know other people anyway.
Yeah. I've always been honest
and open about that.
My top two, looks-wise and
everything, would be you and Kai.
Like, I'm being respectful
as much as I can.
We're not in a normal, ideal world.
We're in a situation
where we should...
I feel like people are
playing it too safe in here.
You think?
I could argue you're playing safe.
I don't think so.
Cos I feel like...
You basically shut yourself off
for Kai for four days.
That's what you think, but I think
you've done the same with Lana.
Do you? I think you've been
a bit of a pussy.
Oh-ho-ho! Bit of a pussy?
I feel like I've done exactly
what you've done, so... But...
It might come across that way.
Both been pussies,
is that what you're saying?
Maybe we're both at fault.
I think we wasted... That first chat
seemed wasted, we had. Mm.
And I feel like we had one chat.
And then, the next two days,
we, kind of like, didn't talk.
Just, sort of like, flirt or,
like, look at each other,
or banter each other, like.
So I feel like Ron brings out,
like, a different side of me.
Maybe more like the feistier side,
which is better in some ways.
I want to flirt with Ron all day,
all night.
So what's happening with Zara?
I'm losing interest quickly now.
I'm-I'm... Don't worry about me.
I'm gonna do my thing.
And you're gonna do your thing,
and then we're just gonna
have to see what happens.
Telling me you're bored of Kai now?
No. I didn't say that.
But you just wanna
spice things up a bit.
Interesting.
Tanyel, in that chat,
has proper surprised me.
She keeps things very
close to her chest.
And then, all of a sudden,
she's come out and she said, like,
obviously, she likes me.
A bit naughty, you are now.
Where's this side been?
Where's this been?
Just needed a couple of days
to settle in.
Was gonna say, you found
your confidence now, ain't you?
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Olivia and Tanyel
are having a chat,
and Ron's ears are burning.
Ron may borrow some sunscreen
from David,
he's got loads left on his forehead.
When you look at Ron,
what do you think?
Like, you and me
would get on so well.
I feel like, if I argued with him...
Yeah.
..it would be entertaining.
Yeah.
Do you know what makes it
so much stickier,
is like the closer we're getting
as, like, girls and our friendship.
We're all getting along so well.
And did I feel bad for a second
cos she's such a sweetie,
and I do really love her.
She is. Yeah, me, too.
Then I thought, you know,
you were speaking to Tom
you were speaking to everyone
yesterday...
Yeah! Just gonna do it, yeah.
..which is fine. But like...
We're all friends,
so what am I feeling bad for?
No, you do you, boo.
I feel like I'm gravitating
towards two people,
and that's Ron and Kai, the most.
It's not like I fancy
one more than the other,
I just need to give it more time.
But I feel like
I equally like them both now.
He's a very attractive boy.
He is, you know.
And his personality is top-top,
like...
So sweet. But cheeky.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think you like that.
Mm. Mm.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
I feel like me and you just need to,
you know, keep this to ourselves.
For now. I love you.
I love you, too.
You know what, this is
what I feel like doing... Yeah?
Say the fire's here...
Yeah?
..I wanna add petrol.
Whoa! That is intense.
# Remember the feeling of my... #
Hey, Haris,
rap battle, me first.
For the left flip
and the right flop,
now we're walking.
OK, so the blue tick goes
with the blue top.
Now we're talking!
Shut up!
Where's it gone?
Oh, it's somewhere!
No, I saw it. Oh, my God!
That's so sad.
The girls will try hard every night.
Yeah, every night,
they actually have.
Oh, why is this shirt
taking me so long to iron? Mummy!
Does your mum do all your ironing?
Yeah!
Stuff like this she irons for me,
not if it's easy things.
Like pants and socks?
Yeah, yeah.
Do the collar.
The collar looks creased.
# Don't forget my love... #
The silicone ones.
# Don't forget my love... #
I'm so fucking good-looking!
# Don't forget my love
# Don't forget my love... #
Beer pong time,
and that beer
contains as much alcohol
as my chances of pulling
if I strolled into the villa
with my top off -
absolutely zero.
Let's play beer pong!
Oh!
Yes!
"Snog an Islander who you think
is boyfriend material."
Ooh!
Come on!
"Snog the Islander
you fancy the most."
Ooh!
Er, Anna-May did pick me as well.
I suppose the feelings
were obviously reciprocated
between us two.
Yes!
"Snog the Islander
you fancy the most for 30 seconds."
One, two, three, four...!
Obviously I didn't like
seeing David, like, snog Tanya.
Erm...
But you know, it seems to be a theme
every single time
there's a challenge.
..five, six, seven...!
It's crazy how in 20 seconds,
I knew that...
this is not it. This is not it.
Told you I was gonna fuckin' get it!
Keep going. Keep going, Zara.
Keep going, don't stop.
"Snog the Islander
you'd couple up with
"if your current partner
wasn't in the villa." Well...
I'm single.
Aww.
Oh, my days!
Oh, my days.
OK!
"Snog the Islander you'd most
like to introduce to your family."
I'd love to be in your position,
mate. NOT!
Oh, my God, man.
Come on, we haven't got long left.
Oh!
Oh, my God!
Go closer, go closer.
That's it!
"Kiss an Islander on
your favourite place to be kissed."
Oh, my...
What the fuck is going on tonight?
Oh, my God!
I was like, "What are you doing?
What are you doing?!"
"Name the Islander who you see
as your biggest competition."
Lana.
Ooh!
Come on!
On me head.
Go on, girl. Oh!
"Nibble the ear of the boy
"you would most like to have
sexy pillow talk with."
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
She's sucking it as well!
Well done!
"Lick the Islander
you think is the most tasty."
Oh, my God!
I'm not gonna be surprised.
See! See!
Come on, Tanyel. You got it.
"Kiss an Islander from head to toe."
Oh, my...
Move out of my way!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Head to toe.
I don't know what's happening.
I don't know what's going on.
Tanyel, head to toe,
and you went for the lips!
Come on, Tanya.
"Snog three boys
you think are the best kissers."
OK!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Come on, girl!
Oh!
Right at the bottom!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
What does it say?
I couldn't do it.
"Kiss both of the cheeks
of the Islander
"you think are the most two-faced."
Oh!
No! That's savage!
Right, go on.
That is savage!
I feel like she's using me
in her game.
I feel like
she wanted to humiliate me.
Cheeky!
Have a drink.
Kind of a lot to drink by yourself.
OK. "Reveal a secret
to the other Islanders."
Ooh!
Oh, I've got a good one.
I'm actually not two-faced,
I'm very straight up.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God!
I think, girls' chat.
Boys' chat.
Oh, no, no, no.
No? OK.
I'm definitely not the one
being bitchy right now.
No, I know.
No, no. I'm not, I'm not...
Let's go to the terrace.
You know I am always real with you.
I just don't want it to be...
No, babe, 100%.
..dealt with in the wrong way.
She was proper upset.
shouldn't have probably done that.
But what that is,
that's between her.
That's between her and Zara, though.
She made her decision
to give you the cold shoulder.
They were the consequences, but
yeah, of course, it's not nice.
She's just seen someone
who she's coupled with
go kiss someone else.
That's hard to take.
Obviously, I fancy Olivia
and I fancy Zara,
so I'm in a bit of a predicament
at the minute.
I think for me to jump into bed
tonight with Olivia,
be all touchy-feely,
cuddling and stuff, it's not fair
because that would make me
give Olivia the wrong impression.
Tom, bro, don't stress, man.
I just don't want to upset her.
No, but, bro, do you know what it
is, yeah? She obviously likes you.
It's so clear, innit, yeah?
And I think she thinks, like,
you two have got
something good going.
She doesn't know where you stand,
so you need to have
that conversation with her
and let her know where you stand.
No, do you know what?
I wanted to talk to you girls,
because I don't wanna say anything
to her right now.
I just wanna sit on it and I don't
wanna, you know, make a thing,
cos I don't wanna make her
feel uncomfortable.
Of course she can go
and snog who she wants,
but she goes and snogs the guy
that I'm...
It's just, like,
"Do you not learn?"
She's 27,
she's never been in a relationship,
and maybe she thought,
out of the two that are here now,
they were her top two,
and they've both kind of mugged her
a little bit.
And also, me being the new girl,
mugged her too.
To be honest, she's showing that
she is maybe playing a game,
because I think
she's second-guessing herself.
I'm in here to just be myself,
and I did what I wanted to do.
I wanted to kiss Tom. I kissed Tom.
I think Olivia's definitely
kept her cards close to her chest.
I was not expecting her to react
like that.
I mean, I know she's in a couple
with Tom,
and she's told me she takes longer
to open up to people,
but, like, it was a game,
and I thought she'd be the most
light-hearted and easiest person
to go along with.
I think if Olivia wants to
kind of go the distance in here,
she needs to start being a lot more
honest and open with everyone.
It's just the comment.
It's, like, "two-faced".
Like, I'm far from two-faced.
Personally,
I would have picked one of the boys,
cos I wouldn't give a shit
what they think, cos I don't care,
but it is just a game
and she had to pick someone.
And she could have honestly
done it with no bad intent.
The thing is,
I can normally take it.
I think Zara's reasoning for picking
me, I think it was calculated.
She definitely knew
she was gonna get a reaction,
and she definitely did.
Boys!
What's going on?
Oh, my God.
Tonight's a madness.
There's nothing we can do.
They're boys.