Love Island (2015–…): Season 9, Episode 2 - Episode #9.2 - full transcript
Tom's decision at the fire pit shakes up the villa dynamics, leaving certain relationships hanging by a thread.
'Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!'
By ABBA
Previously on Love Island...
Let's go!
..five boys arrived in paradise...
Yes, lads. What you saying?
Are you lot ready
to meet some girls?
Yeah. Let's do it.
Hi!
..and five girls
made their decision.
Tanya and Shaq,
Anna-May and Haris,
Lana and Ron,
Olivia and Will,
and Tanyel and Kai.
But there was a surprise
in store.
This is Tom.
Tonight...
Snog the three fittest Islanders.
..the bombshell gets grafting...
He'll tread on anyone's toes,
he's got no loyalty to anyone.
You did catch my eye, I can't lie.
I'd say you were my type.
It was a good kiss, wasn't it?
Yeah, no.
..and makes his choice.
The girl I'd like
to couple up with is...
Macclesfield FC player Tom's here,
and in 24 hours,
he's gonna steal a girl.
Tom's available for love,
he's available for romance,
and I'm guessing he's not available
for Saturday's game away
to Newcastle Town.
Come on, The Silkmen.
Hi, guys. You OK?
Nice to meet you, bro.
What's your name, bro?
Tom. Tom.
You're getting locked in a cupboard,
you are.
Where you from?
I'm from Barnsley. Yeah.
Where you from?
I'm from Doncaster.
Are you? The Donny?
Yeah. Yeah, Donny.
Hi, you OK?
How are you?
Barnsley, yeah.
Nice to meet you.
How we doing, guys?
How you feeling? Yeah, buzzing.
Well, girls, you just wanna go
for a quick little chat? Yeah. Yeah.
Is that all right? Is that OK?
Oh, my God.
The height on Tom is very nice.
Who doesn't like a 6' 5" man?
That's a bit of a shock, innit?
Yeah, that's crazy.
We're vulnerable now, boys.
We're vulnerable. Yeah.
What do we think?
What do we say?
Good-looking lad, mate.
Good-looking chap, to be fair.
So, how are you guys in, like,
your couples? All, like...?
Everyone's getting to know
each other.
Do you know what I mean? It's not...
Yeah. Yeah, you've got to be,
know what I mean?
How tall are you?
Er, 6' 5".
Wow.
6' 5", yeah.
I like to be the little spoon.
Do you?
You're too big for a little spoon!
Honestly.
He's having a chat with them birds.
I'm telling you, all them girls.
Mate, don't worry about it. Chill.
Nah, he should be...
Don't worry about it!
I'm not worried, mate. He should be
introducing himself to us, innit?
Oi, if that's me walking in,
I'm chatting to the girls.
I ain't chatting to you boys yet.
What do you do for work, sorry?
I play football. OK.
Yeah, just semipro.
So you're big into gym?
Yeah, I love the gym.
Cool.
Have you got, like, a specific type
that you're like,
"Yes, this is my vibe"?
I don't know if I've got a type,
you know?
You're big on personality?
Yeah, I think so.
Like, looks only go so far.
100%.
What it is for me,
someone who can, like,
give me a bit of shit.
Give me a bit of stick.
Yeah!
Yeah!
I love that.
That's basically me!
He needs strong personalities.
What are the lads like?
They probably liked you
until you turned around and said,
"I'll speak to the girls first."
Do you know what, I think they were
all a bit, when you walked in,
they were like, a bit territorial.
Obviously you're a great-looking guy
as well. Oh, thank you.
You're tall. You come in,
and they're like... "Oh."
I feel like you've got a bit
of confidence as well.
A little bit, yeah.
I'm not like a cocky dickhead
or anything like that.
Tom, mate, you've got 30 seconds!
If you don't come over here, mate!
He's a boxer!
Oh, man.
It's started already.
It doesn't faze you, like?
Take someone's missus.
"Taking your missus."
Nah.
You've got the power.
Yeah, innit. I like that, you know?
All the girls are unreal.
Like, tomorrow,
I'm just gonna chat to them all,
see where they're at,
get my game on.
Hello, mate.
How are you? You good?
Yeah. How you doing?
How does it feel to be in?
Mad, bro.
It's surreal, isn't it?
Yeah.
What is it you do?
I play football.
Where do you play, bro?
I'm a striker, yeah.
False nine? So what are you thinking
about the girls?
They all seem proper nice, but...
You've got to get to know them.
Looks only take it so far,
you know what I mean?
What's your usual type?
Normally a blonde.
Er...
Go for the blonde!
I think Tom coming in has put
a proper spanner in the work.
He's spiced things up.
I tell you what,
he's made a few of us a bit shaky.
The Islanders
are about to play a game of dares.
While they do that, I'll quickly
blow my nose. I'm a bit sniffly.
Hang on, some chancer's nicked
my fancy glittery purple tissue box.
Ron!
Snog the Islander who you think
would be the best kisser.
Straight in.
It was a good kiss.
She's a good kisser.
Whoo!
Obviously the first kiss
is always gonna be strange,
so I think we were a little bit
"ee ee",
didn't really know
what to do with each other.
Have a dance-off
with someone of your choice.
Who's good at dancing?
Oh, you!
Yeah!
Go on, girl, show us what you got.
Let's clap.
'Bad' by Pa Salieu
It's all about the bunda.
Now you go.
Go on, Will!
You know, I'm a free spirit.
I just go with
whatever the body's feeling.
Bless him, his two left feet!
And then he was doing...
this.
"Snog the Islander
"you would most like to share
a bed with other than your partner."
That kiss was actually a good kiss,
I'm not gonna lie.
If we went for round two,
I wouldn't be mad,
I would not be mad.
It was a good one.
"Give a lap dance
to the Islander you fancy the most."
Come on, then.
Drag Me Out
by Kah-Lo and Billen Ted
'Ey, 'ey!
Oh, I just split my skirt!
Oh, my God.
My skirt split right open,
right down in the middle
of my crack.
"Give a sensual foot massage
to an Islander of your choice."
Mate, my feet are killing,
not gonna lie!
You're in for a treat.
LAUGHTER That's it!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
That's it, sensual, sensual.
Yes!
That's it, really get...
Oh, my God.
I honestly died.
The tootsies were a little bit dirty
so we just licked them clean
a little bit.
"Have a three-way kiss
"with two Islanders
you think are the hottest."
This guy!
Anna-May and Tanyel.
Can't complain.
Lucky lad tonight, lucky lad.
Woo!
I've definitely had
better three-way kisses than that.
"Snog the three fittest Islanders."
I'm gonna go... Lana.
That's it, oh!
OK.
That's nice, to know that
someone else fancies me.
Keep Ron on his toes, anyway.
Obviously, my first night,
snogged three unreal girls,
so, yeah,
can't go too wrong with that.
Re-enact an orgasm for ten seconds
in front of the Islander
you fancy the most.
Oh, that's grim!
Ten seconds?
Louder!
Oh, my God, what the hell?!
I just went for it.
That bit just kinda came out
at the same time!
My mum's gonna watch that.
Mum, my sisters and my dad,
I'm so sorry.
Cheers.
Oh, look out, Tanya,
I think Shaq's coming.
I hope he's quieter than last time.
What's going on?
Tanya, can I chat to you?
Oh, yes, of course.
Thank you, darling.
Shall we... go to the terrace?
Yes, please. My favourite place.
How're you feeling?
Yeah, good. Good.
How'd you find the game?
Oh, I'll tell you
on the little terrace.
The more time I spend with Tanya,
the more I get to know her
and the more
I start to like things about her.
How did you...
How did you find the game?
I thought it was exciting.
Like, I was like,
this is a good icebreaker vibe.
You did well, though.
Yeah?
Maybe.
But, yeah, I can't lie,
that I can't have that kiss on
my mind without us having our own.
Without another one?
Without us having our own kiss.
What, like, now?
You tell me.
You're gonna have to wait.
Oh, is it? Mm-hm.
You're gonna have to wait
for that kiss.
You're smooth, though.
You're smooth, very smooth.
But, no,
you're gonna have to wait.
Yeah.
I really, really, really
nearly went in for that kiss,
but no, he's gotta work for it.
Can't just give it
on the first night, you know?
But it was getting hot.
It was getting real hot.
I can't lie, like,
when I look at you...
it's the big brown eyes for me.
Stop.
Really?
Mm-hm.
You get a cuddle for that.
Oh, I get a cuddle?
That's hopefully the first of many.
I know.
That's a nice cuddle for Shaq,
and I'm guessing
the best is yet to come.
I hope he's quieter than last time.
Right, you lot, time for bed.
Don't get me wrong, that
Tom fella's got his eyes on Lana.
He's got his eyes on everyone.
Gotta have his eyes on everyone.
I'd love to have an idea
of who Tom's gonna couple up with.
I think he's feeling you a bit.
Yeah?
Another bird could come through,
pocket rocket, and get him.
What're you gonna do then?
Then I'm in trouble, aren't I?
You wearing a hat to bed, Haris?
Yeah.
Like, I've been in my own bed
by myself for so long now.
Oh, you're so cute.
Shall we take a picture
on our first PJ sleepover?
Oh, cute.
Oh, I can't wait for a spoon.
I'm ready to go bed now.
Who's ready?
Night.
The villa is actually haunted
by an evil spirit with a Go Pro
strapped to its head. Woooooo!
OK, time for the Islanders'
first morning in paradise.
'Bloody Samaritan'
by Ayra Starr and Kelly Rowland
Morning, ladies and gents.
There was plenty of pillow talk
last night, wasn't there?
From you, bro.
Youse two were cuddling.
Nah.
We didn't have a cuddle.
I don't know if it was just like how
the blanket was, or what?
I think you need
to keep your eyes over there.
You need to stop worrying
about what's going on over here.
How are you feeling, Tom?
Good, man.
Big decision today, mate.
Big decision.
I reckon he likes a bed to himself,
though.
Nah, I miss a little ting
in my bed, bro.
Yeah, stay single.
Yeah, Tom, it's a busy day for you.
A busy day, man.
All right, boys, how are we feeling
about last night? Will?
Do you know what,
I am a bit worried.
I am a bit worried.
About?
Because, you know what, I don't
feel like I've chatted to a girl
where I'm like 100%, like,
that's who I wanna, like, graft.
Do you know what I mean?
I'll probably go around,
chat to everyone today.
I felt bad, cos obviously
when Will got the foot message,
I was looking at him, like, no.
"Please not me. Please not me."
You just don't even know
what to expect with Will.
Like, he will just lift you up
and start spinning you around
or something, like...
Obviously, I'm coupled up with Will.
He is so lovely.
I did kind of sleep on it.
But I kind of see him
more as a friend.
Right, boys,
how are we feeling about last night?
It is the first day.
Like, I've not been in 24 hours,
you know what I mean?
So yeah, they're all fucking unreal,
aren't they? You know what I mean?
Kai? I had a few chats with her.
Nothing, like...
Who's her? We don't know.
Oh, with Tanyel.
You got on OK?
Just talking.
Has it, like, made you, like,
see her in a different way?
Mate, she's been in my top two
for the whole time anyway,
so she's not changed that.
If anything,
it's reinforced it a bit.
As soon as I got into bed,
his arm was like this.
I was like... it was so cheeky.
I was like, "What are you doing?
Please move!"
I feel like he is smitten over you,
you know.
When he looks at you,
he is literally, like, melting.
I don't take notice of none of these
things. I'm just in my own world.
Today, you're gonna, like, really
get to know him. Yeah. Dive deep.
That'll be nice.
Yeah.
Lana? You know what, we were having
jokes for, like, quite a while,
we were actually having,
like, nice chats.
Do you feel comfortable
with him at all?
Yeah, I think I do. Yeah.
I-I wouldn't...
I don't think I'd want to kiss him,
like, properly yet. Mm.
I feel like it's still so early,
and if someone came in that was,
like, 100% there for me... Yeah.
..there's no way
I wouldn't explore it.
Me and Lana, we sort of...
It's up there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Will take a lot for displace her
from your top spot.
Yeah. Not to say it can't be done.
Yeah, nah, definitely.
But you know,
I'm not gonna force something else
when something good's going on.
Yeah, you gotta still explore it,
see it how goes.
What about you, mate?
I took...
I was talking to Tanya
on the terrace and, like,
was talking about you lot's kiss.
And I was like,
"Can't lie, I wish that was me,"
sort of thing, innit?
Then he was like,
"I kinda want my own kiss now."
Oh. So we were like, close...
Did you literally lean in, then?
No, he was like, "I really
want to like my own kiss now."
And then, I was like,
"No. I think you'll have to wait."
Me and Haris
kept on getting quite close,
but we didn't catch or anything.
Just like,
footsies and little...
Yeah.
..touching hands.
Big decision today, mate.
Busy. Busy day, man, yeah.
Like I say,
I'm gonna just literally,
just pull 'em all
and just chat to 'em all, obviously.
Erm...
See what they're all saying.
D'you know what I mean?
It's a big decision.
Yeah, yeah, you've got the power
in your hands, mate.
Yeah.
All the power's in your hands.
Tom's kicking off his graft,
then, with make-up artist Lana.
I asked Lana what I could do
to make my face more attractive.
She handed me a balaclava.
Lana, do you just wanna go
for a quick chat?
Yeah.
Shall we go in there?
Yeah.
That little sofa?
It's absolutely roasting.
Oi, oi, boys.
Let the games begin.
Right, this is where
I've gotta get a pump-on, boys.
How are you?
Yeah, not bad. How are you?
Yeah, you look good.
Oh, thanks, so do you.
So what would you normally, look...
Like,
what would you normally go for?
Erm... I'm typical girl,
I'll go for tall, dark, handsome...
Right... which, you do tick
them boxes. What about you?
Yeah, like, I'm normally blonde.
Are you? Yeah.
I'm the only blonde in here.
So who's top three?
Top three? Yes.
Can't give too much away.
Don't worry, you're up there.
Am I? Somewhere,
somewhere around there, you are.
What about you?
Yeah, you're up there.
Not giving too much away too soon,
Jesus.
Yeah, I like a little bit of a ch...
Not too much!
A little bit of a chase.
If it's someone I want, then...
Yeah.
At the end of the day,
no-one's got loyalties yet.
How did you feel
about that challenge last night?
I wish I'd picked you
for them three kisses.
Yeah.
It was a good kiss, wasn't it?
Yeah, nice. I'll take that.
So you're not like a...
You're not into the gym or anything?
I have tried to go to the gym,
but I just really don't enjoy it...
Yeah. You'd enjoy it with me.
..but I've had PTs before.
Right. Oh, really?
Maybe you could give me
a few lessons in the gym, then.
I'll take that.
I'll hate every minute,
but it'll be fine. Yeah.
Tom pulled me for a chat.
Which was a nice chat,
he's quite a flirty guy.
Like, he flirts with his eyes,
you can see that he's doing it.
But it's such early days,
and me and Ron have only known
each other 24 hours.
Have to go with the flow.
Tom's sniffing around Olivia.
Farmer Will had better
watch his back.
Luckily, Tom doesn't need
to watch his back,
cos Olivia's doing it for him.
Oh, Farmer Will...
You're basically getting
a free massage!
I bet you do!
Talk to me.
How are you?
Good, you?
Yeah. Yeah.
Just thought I'd pull you
for a little... Little chinwag.
Yeah. See what you're saying.
Yeah. Yeah.
When I did obviously
first come in, like,
you did catch my eye, I can't lie.
Really? I didn't get
any eye contact from you.
Did you not? No.
You can't give too much away. No.
Take your glasses off a sec.
Yeah, you've got nice eyes.
Yours are green.
Yours are brown. Yeah.
Nice observations.
Yeah.
Good eyes.
Yeah.
Do you mind if I put
my glasses on now? No.
Do you want the eye contact?
So what's like...
Obviously, who would you normally,
like, go for?
What would your... your type be?
I always say they have to be funny
and they have to make me laugh.
And just someone
that's just, like, a good time.
Yeah. Yeah, you need that.
I just wanna laugh every day
with someone. Yeah.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
But I think we really get on,
actually. Yeah, I like it.
Olivia... I feel like she is
a bit fiery. I really like that.
But yeah,
it's kind of every lad's dream
to just pick different girls
each time, go for a little chat.
Tom's cracking on with hairstylist
Tanyel right in front of Kai!
The poor lad
wants to curl up and die.
Tanyel could help
with the curling up and dyeing,
but a blow-dry is extra.
How long is it if you drive?
To London? About four...
Do you wanna come for a little chat?
Yeah.
Mine's four. Four hours.
How are you?
I'm good, how are you?
I'm good, thank you.
Yeah?
I think when you meet the one,
you know. That's it.
Obviously, I'm a true believer
of whatever's meant to be, it'll be.
Do you know I mean? If it didn't
work out, it didn't work out.
Yeah, I agree. I'm not like,
"Oh, yeah, I need a girlfriend."
But I feel like once I click
with someone and I know,
like, I haven't, like...
On the outside, since my ex, I
haven't met a girl I've been "wow".
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Do you feel any type of way
watching them two?
Nah. I mean,
she says she doesn't fancy him...
I couldn't imagine them together.
I couldn't.
If I'm honest.
Their personalities don't gel.
With her, I think the only lad
in here that could probably
put up with her is probably me.
How do you feel about
who you've spoken to?
Is there anyone
that caught your eye?
Yeah, there's a few
that's caught my eye. Yeah.
Can't give too much away.
So, Tom's really sweet
and he seems really confident.
I rate how he's, like, come in
and, like, he's come here
to get what he wants.
What you saying? Hello, mate.
Hello, hello, hello.
He's been a busy boy this morning!
You've been scoring
top minge, you, mate!
Come to steal this lovely lady away.
Yeah, no problem, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You've got a time limit, though,
yeah?
I'll time it, mate.
How long have we got?
Already got... Yeah.
30 seconds.
Soon as I give you them eyes.
There's number four.
Oy, oy, oy! He's got them all today!
He's exploring.
He's like Dora the Explorer
at the minute.
It don't feel, like, real,
I don't think.
It's weird, isn't it? Yeah.
I'm gonna pick up a suncream,
cos I need to do my legs.
It's so warm, though, innit?
It's boiling,
but it was so cold last night.
I like your accent, me.
My accent?
"Boiling!"
I know, it's, like,
different to anyone else's.
I hope they don't get
another Welsh girl in,
cos I like being the only one.
But yeah, so,
how are you feeling about tonight?
Yeah, erm...
Just trying to, like,
get everyone's vibe.
Yeah. And get to know everyone.
How is things with you and Anna?
Yeah, Anna-May,
obviously, she's a nice girl, mate.
She's around my age,
know what I mean? Yeah.
Like, 20, 21,
so there's no awkwardness there.
So, yeah, I can't wait, man.
I can't wait for tonight.
We're just gonna
have to be on the ball.
Well...
But it's just a case
of just sitting back here
and just sort of
death-staring him out, mate.
How are you feeling?
Yeah, I'm good, like, erm...
How are you feeling?
That's the more important question.
Good, like,
I've got my options open.
I'm in a couple with Haris
at the minute.
Yeah, he's a good lad.
He's really nice, to be fair.
He's not usually, like,
my sort of type. Right.
He is my type, but he's quite young.
Right.
Like, I'm 20, he's 21,
but I usually tend to go for, like,
23, 24, 25.
Oh, really? I'm 23.
There we are, then, that's one tick.
I'd say you were my type.
Right, OK.
That's two ticks.
Yeah, two ticks.
Can we get a hat-trick?
Mm, maybe.
Like, I am attracted to you.
Mm.
I'd already say
you're in my top three. Right.
But yeah, so, like,
where's your head at at the minute?
Obviously, you're all,
like, stunning,
but in, like, different ways,
which is nice.
I feel like
everybody's a bit different.
Yeah, that's so nice.
Obviously, for me,
coming in here were like...
I feel like
you've got along with the boys.
What was your first vibe?
What were you thinking?
Fit. Right.
What are you like? Are you the type
of girl that sips a drink,
or are you on the dance floor?
I'm a bit of a dance floor girl,
I think. Yeah, that's me.
And I'm giving people the eye...
Yeah?
..who I fancy.
What is the eye?
Maybe I'll give you the eye later,
you'll see.
You'll know if I do it.
Right, OK.
You'll definitely know
if I'm doing it.
Have you given it out to anyone yet?
No.
Yeah, good chat.
Let's make a move. Yeah.
If Tom did pick me,
I wouldn't be devastated,
because I haven't really got
to know Haris yet.
Like, obviously,
we're all staying in the villa,
we've all got a chance
to get to know each other.
My options are very open
at the moment,
so I'm down to get
to know everyone.
Pick of the bunch.
Hey, you.
Got 'em more, haven't you?
Hey, you!
Busy lad,
do you wanna take a break?
Do you wanna breathe for a second?
I'm gonna steal Tanya
away from you.
See you later, honeybuns. Bye!
No worries, been a pleasure!
How are you?
Good. How are you?
I'm good. I'm sweating.
Shall we go over there? Yeah.
I like that bikini.
Thank you.
I was like, "I need to stand out."
Do you know what I mean?
I love freakishly tall guys.
Do you? Yeah.
So you think I'm a freak?
Yes!
I feel like I'm getting those vibes.
Like, dark horse vibes.
Yeah, maybe, yeah.
You've surprised me.
Why? When I walked in,
what did you think?
When you walked in, "Tall, my God.
Look at the legs. The legs!"
The legs are giving.
Loved the little co-ord
you had going on, the shoes. Mm-hm.
That was nice. I was like,
he's definitely a neat guy.
Yeah, yeah.
You've got to match,
know what I mean? Yes, love it.
I love a beard, obviously.
Right.
Can't say no to a beard.
No. You can't.
And the way you were just confident.
Like, I like it.
You fit in. Like, it's like you've
been here this whole time. Yeah.
Are you, like, a bit nervous?
I mean, there's always a chance
that he could pick Tanya.
Steal your girl.
Obviously, she's a beautiful girl.
She's got the chat as well.
Like, look at them now.
Yeah...
What are you thinking? Be honest.
I don't know. I feel like,
obviously, you're very attractive.
Thank you.
Really, really good personality.
Oh, thank you.
Very nice.
Yeah? And yeah,
your fucking sexy little accent.
Stop! Not the accent!
Yeah.
Oh, my God. So, obviously Tom has
a very big decision to make tonight.
He's not really giving away
who he's gonna pick.
Like, any conversation
you have with him,
he's keeping his cards
very close to his chest.
I'm glad we've had this chitchat.
Because I'm very surprised,
actually.
Are you?
Yeah. Good.
I'm very surprised. I was thinking,
is he gonna have a personality?
Is it just a tall,
good-looking guy? Yeah.
But you've got a good personality
to match with it. Thank you.
This is spinning my head, honestly.
Is it?
Yes! I'm like,
I'm not closing myself off.
No, you can't.
Definitely not.
That Villa's quieter than the
launch party for my autobiography
about missing out on the top job
in a supermarket.
It's called Spa.
And the reason everybody's left
is it's challenge time.
In today's challenge,
our Islanders' deepest, darkest,
and dirtiest secrets
will be aired
as they play Dirty Laundry.
It's boys versus girls.
First, the contestants appear
from the giant washing machine
and slide into the bowl of foam.
There goes Ron.
Hidden props give them clues.
Fish and a little pussycat.
And a giant pair
of laminated cardboard pants
will reveal somebody's
saucy secrets.
"This girl once made
a catfish account
"to stalk a guy, and got caught."
Oh!
'The Boy Does Nothing'
by Alesha Dixon
Ah-ha! It's a shot glass!
"This girl describes her favourite
sex position as back shots."
Back shots, cos it's from the back,
you know what I mean?
And you're getting shot, shot, shot.
What's that?
Popcorn.
Ooh!
OK.
"This girl has had sex
in a cinema toilet."
BOYS JEER Which one of youse?
It was a cute little kiss.
A bit sloppy. But I don't mind that.
That's what you call
a box office smash.
What is that,
a Barbie doing a weight?
It is like a doll and a dumbbell.
"This girl told her parents
that she was going to the gym
"when she was actually
getting a boob job."
Go on!
You know what, I'm OK with it.
If it's in the game, I'm OK with it.
Well, actually, no, that's a lie.
That's a lie, I'm still bothered.
It's a restaurant bill,
but it's split in half.
"This girl offers to pay
on their first date,
"and if the boy accepts,
she'll not see them again."
I just thought, like,
give her a little kiss,
and then, yeah, she was a good
kisser, to be fair to her.
Tanyel!
Obviously.
If he offers to take me
out on a date,
you're taking me out on a date.
If you can't provide for me,
then how are you gonna provide
for me and a family one day?
So why would I even go on
a second date with you? Never!
Now it's the girls' turn.
And Lana's on the slide.
Two girls, two boys. Any guesses?
"This boy has had a foursome
with his mate and two girls."
'Feeling Wet'
by Nikisha Reyes and Gregor Salto
It was better than our first kiss,
cos we clashed teeth last time.
If we'd done that twice, I would
have been really embarrassed.
I'd've thought, "Oh, God, one of us
is obviously a bad kisser."
Harry.
Oh, God, I'm so shocked.
"Mum, you're one in a million" card.
"Call me."
What?
"This boy says his special talent
is pulling milfs."
I feel like Anna-May deep down just
wanted to kiss Kai, I can't lie.
A teddy bear with a chain on it,
saying "Sergeant snake".
"This boy once told a girl
he was joining the army,
"just to stop seeing her."
That is rude.
Olivia's one was a bit long.
I was like,
"No, no. Can we round-up this kiss?"
But I just had to hold it in.
But that one was like, ouch.
Shaq!
And did she ever find out
you lied about it?
Well, she's gonna see
when she sees me on this.
We've got some hair removal cream.
'"This boy once blistered
his entire body
"from using hair-removal cream
before a lads holiday."
It's all right, she can kiss
a few frogs to find her prince.
A fake foot?
"This boy claims to have had his
nan's initial tattooed on his foot,
"when, really, it's a girl
he slept with on a lads' holiday."
So, I've got a menu. It says:
"Porn cocktail."
"Chicken tikka massage-her."
And dessert - "Ice make-her-scream."
Oh, my God! That's a vibe.
Wow!
"This boy was caught having sex
in a restaurant by the waiter."
Oh...!
I feel like I've kissed
most of the boys now.
Honestly, I think...
Who have I not kissed?
The challenge is over
and the girls have cleaned up.
Well, actually, they've all
cleaned up, but the girls won.
Back at the villa,
Shaq's realising
that when it comes to Tanya,
he's got major feelings.
Coincidentally, Major Feelings
is Shaq's pretend army name.
If I'm being honest, yeah,
I feel like, the more I see her,
I think the more I'm feeling her.
Who, Tanya? Yeah.
I don't... Like, we don't even have
to say anything.
I've barely spoken to her today.
I spoke to her this morning,
and then, that's it.
But it's just like, I'm seeing her,
and I'm just like...
girl, like, I'm feeling you.
Do you know what I mean?
Are you a little bit worried,
like, he might pick Lana tonight?
I think he will.
I know Tom is into her.
Maybe he might, like,
see how you two are together
and think, like, you lot look like
you belong together.
And it's just, it looks like
it flows, get what I mean?
Him, he could not give a fuck.
You know, he's come in here,
he'll tread on anyone's toes.
He's got no loyalty to anyone.
Yeah.
Although he's a nice chap and that,
he don't know us the same way...
All right,
it's been a matter of a day,
but even if she doesn't give him
too much back,
she's not gonna
close herself off completely.
Fingers crossed,
if Tom picks another girl,
which I'm praying that he does,
then I can get to know her
better and better and better
and then, after however many days
or whatever,
I can see myself
kind of liking her a little bit.
You've actually got quite nice eyes.
I think they're, like, grey and
in some lights, they are a bit blue.
I think they're boring.
I think they are more blue.
Boring? See, I've got
two different colour eyes.
I've got one green, one blue. Yeah.
Obviously not a sob story.
Don't give me any sympathy.
I'm actually blind in one eye.
From when you were born? Really?
No, football.
I was eight, nine.
I was in a football... The ball
come over, I went to head the ball,
he came up with his foot
and sort of knocked me out.
And it detached my retina.
Yeah.
So I had loads of operations
as a kid, trying to fix it.
After, I don't know,
five or six, they basically said,
you're not gonna get the sight back.
You got a good colour out of it,
then.
Yeah, it's unique,
I'll give it that.
It's cool. I like it.
It was nice of him to open up
because I feel like things
like that,
I normally just let people approach
me about it instead of asking,
cos some people don't like asking,
but he seemed to really open up,
which is nice.
I mean, you'll probably laugh
when it happens,
but it might look as if I'm not
looking at you, sort of thing. Yeah.
So, if I've got one eye on you,
I haven't got a wandering eye
for another girl, I promise you.
It's just my dodgy eye.
I wouldn't look at you and think you
were any less fit, know what I mean?
Tonight, one boy must make
an agonising decision
that will rock the entire villa.
But if Ron wants to go
with the plain white t-shirt,
that's his choice.
I saw that earlier. That's nice.
And Tom's gotta steal a girl.
I don't know what to wear tonight.
What garments
are we wearing tonight, then?
I don't know whether
to go for, like, a nice blue...
You need to be wearing these,
Ron, mate.
These look like they'll suit you.
Ooh, that's nice.
This is, like, my key...
This is a skirt.
Love that.
I'm gonna wear this on...
If I have a date or something.
Tom, what are you thinking?
Any idea where your head's going?
It's weird, cos...
They're all proper, like,
fit and that, but they're all
so different to each other.
You got all the power tonight, man.
Yeah.
Oh!
How's everyone feeling, guys?
Good.
Kai, how's things with Tanyel?
Good, bro.
I feel like it's...
could be something there.
Tonight's a mystery, I feel like.
Do you feel nervous about tonight,
considering the chats
he's had with Olivia and that?
D'you know what? I'm fairly open
about it all, know what I mean?
When you spoke with Tom, though, was
he giving you a vibe, like, yeah?
I don't know, I only had
one conversation this morning,
do you know what I mean?
But, like, he's just got,
like, a bit of banter.
Are you nervous about tonight?
Uh, yeah.
'Heads Shoulders...'
by Ofenbach & Quarterhead
This beer's all right.
Right, Tom's gonna say the toast!
Guys, to you all
making me feel so welcome,
and to making some unbelievable
memories this time 'round.
Barnsley boy! Ha!
So, obviously, spoke to you earlier.
Yeah.
Good chat.
That was a decent chat, yeah.
Obviously, you're with Will.
I'm with Anna-May, we get along,
d'you know what I mean? Happy?
Yeah, we'll see,
d'you know what I mean,
I'll chat her again tonight,
I'll see where her head's at,
cos you never know, she might be
swaying towards someone else. Mm.
And I'm not one of them to wait
kind of thing, you know what I mean?
You're in a pickle, though,
I think Tom could
potentially pick you.
Yeah, that's where I'm a bit like,
my head's a bit scrambled,
cos obviously,
I am very much attracted to you.
Yeah.
But obviously, I think
he could potentially pick me,
but I don't know.
I wanted to let you know
how I'm feeling.
OK, so if Tom picks me,
doesn't mean that...
Me and you...
..I'll stop getting to know you.
At all? Right?
Yeah, obviously not,
but I didn't say that.
That would happen. Definitely not.
No, I'm telling you that. Cos...
Don't laugh.
Obviously not.
This is a serious moment.
Yeah.
Cos I'm feeling you.
OK.
OK?
Yeah, that's... That's perfect.
But I didn't know
if you knew that. OK.
I want to...
No, cos you and me were just...
Kept fucking...
Stop, cos you're making me...
Oh, what a pickle!
Ooh!
What?
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Cos I...
Ah! Right, I need you to help me.
It's really long.
Fucking hell.
Oh, look at you,
putting cream on for me...
Right, sort of bend, like, bend...
Yeah, you're gonna have to, like,
you're gonna have to go like that.
OK. What are you doing?
They're really long.
So, where's this go? Huh?
No, so it needs to be in a bow.
Oh, wait, has it come undone?
Yeah.
OK, it needs to be in a,
like, a tight bow.
Ow!
Sorry!
Your fucking hair was there.
OK. OK, yeah, that's tight enough.
Right.
OK. Did you double knot it?
I'm gonna double knot it now.
Cos I can't have it falling down.
Fucking hell.
You're a bit red on the shoulders.
I know, I'm so burnt.
Ow, don't make it worse.
Let's go. OK.
Don't forget the phone.
Oh, thanks.
What would I do without you?
Tom's having a last chat
with the girls
before making his decision.
Ron warned Lana that Tom's not
afraid to stand on people's toes,
so she's wearing her sturdiest
steel toe-capped boots.
You look really nice, by the way.
Oh, thank you. So do you.
I just wanted to know, like,
where, like, your head's at? Yeah.
And stuff...
In terms of everything?
Yeah.
Obviously in terms of me and stuff.
I think you're lovely,
and you're my type. Yeah.
Whatever happens, happens.
You've gotta make a choice for you.
Yeah.
So... ball's in your court, really.
Yeah.
Honestly, like, being truthful,
I don't have a fucking clue.
Yeah. No.
It's a difficult one.
I don't envy being you.
So where's your head at, like,
obviously with me? Yeah.
Obviously, I am attracted to you.
Yeah.
And I feel like we do really get on.
Yeah.
And I would like to get to
know you more. Yeah.
Do me a little...
That ringo thing here.
Go on.
OK. All right.
I don't have the board, though.
You have to walk in.
No, cos everyone's gonna see.
Use that, use that.
This?
Yeah. OK.
OK, so I'd walk,
and, like, get in the ring.
D'you know what I mean?
Shit!
And then, maybe...
I just wanted to see, like,
where you was at and stuff?
I really enjoyed our chat.
Yeah, I did, yeah.
You give me mysterious vibes.
I love the tension.
I loved our kiss in the challenge.
Yeah, I did. I was, "Mm".
I just wanted to kiss you,
see if you were a good kisser.
Really? What did you think?
Be honest.
Yeah, you're fucking sick.
Yeah?
Good.
Yeah.
Good, good. But yeah,
that's basically where I'm at.
I'm open. Very, very much open.
I just go with the flow.
I'm excited! I'm scared,
but at the same time, I'm like,
"Oh, my God, what's he gonna do?"
The transfer window
is about to close,
so the boys want to know
what the footballer's thinking.
Tom, what you saying, bro?
Who's, like,
giving you the best energy back?
Oh...!
Got a text!
No, you haven't, you're lying!
It's been a very...
tough decision for me.
What's made it so hard
is all the girls have got, like,
such different personalities,
which I find really attractive.
It's been a very, very tough
decision.
I've decided to couple up
with this girl,
because I definitely think
she'll keep me on my toes.
I think she's absolutely stunning.
And, yeah, I know
it's only early days, but...
..I do genuinely think
there is probably something there...
with this girl.
So the girl I'd like
to couple up with is...
..Olivia.
I just got a text.
"Will, you are now single.
"At the end of the week,
all Islanders
"will take part in re-coupling.
"The Islander not picked
to be in a couple
"will be dumped from the island."
..two new bombshells...
..are on their way.
By ABBA
Previously on Love Island...
Let's go!
..five boys arrived in paradise...
Yes, lads. What you saying?
Are you lot ready
to meet some girls?
Yeah. Let's do it.
Hi!
..and five girls
made their decision.
Tanya and Shaq,
Anna-May and Haris,
Lana and Ron,
Olivia and Will,
and Tanyel and Kai.
But there was a surprise
in store.
This is Tom.
Tonight...
Snog the three fittest Islanders.
..the bombshell gets grafting...
He'll tread on anyone's toes,
he's got no loyalty to anyone.
You did catch my eye, I can't lie.
I'd say you were my type.
It was a good kiss, wasn't it?
Yeah, no.
..and makes his choice.
The girl I'd like
to couple up with is...
Macclesfield FC player Tom's here,
and in 24 hours,
he's gonna steal a girl.
Tom's available for love,
he's available for romance,
and I'm guessing he's not available
for Saturday's game away
to Newcastle Town.
Come on, The Silkmen.
Hi, guys. You OK?
Nice to meet you, bro.
What's your name, bro?
Tom. Tom.
You're getting locked in a cupboard,
you are.
Where you from?
I'm from Barnsley. Yeah.
Where you from?
I'm from Doncaster.
Are you? The Donny?
Yeah. Yeah, Donny.
Hi, you OK?
How are you?
Barnsley, yeah.
Nice to meet you.
How we doing, guys?
How you feeling? Yeah, buzzing.
Well, girls, you just wanna go
for a quick little chat? Yeah. Yeah.
Is that all right? Is that OK?
Oh, my God.
The height on Tom is very nice.
Who doesn't like a 6' 5" man?
That's a bit of a shock, innit?
Yeah, that's crazy.
We're vulnerable now, boys.
We're vulnerable. Yeah.
What do we think?
What do we say?
Good-looking lad, mate.
Good-looking chap, to be fair.
So, how are you guys in, like,
your couples? All, like...?
Everyone's getting to know
each other.
Do you know what I mean? It's not...
Yeah. Yeah, you've got to be,
know what I mean?
How tall are you?
Er, 6' 5".
Wow.
6' 5", yeah.
I like to be the little spoon.
Do you?
You're too big for a little spoon!
Honestly.
He's having a chat with them birds.
I'm telling you, all them girls.
Mate, don't worry about it. Chill.
Nah, he should be...
Don't worry about it!
I'm not worried, mate. He should be
introducing himself to us, innit?
Oi, if that's me walking in,
I'm chatting to the girls.
I ain't chatting to you boys yet.
What do you do for work, sorry?
I play football. OK.
Yeah, just semipro.
So you're big into gym?
Yeah, I love the gym.
Cool.
Have you got, like, a specific type
that you're like,
"Yes, this is my vibe"?
I don't know if I've got a type,
you know?
You're big on personality?
Yeah, I think so.
Like, looks only go so far.
100%.
What it is for me,
someone who can, like,
give me a bit of shit.
Give me a bit of stick.
Yeah!
Yeah!
I love that.
That's basically me!
He needs strong personalities.
What are the lads like?
They probably liked you
until you turned around and said,
"I'll speak to the girls first."
Do you know what, I think they were
all a bit, when you walked in,
they were like, a bit territorial.
Obviously you're a great-looking guy
as well. Oh, thank you.
You're tall. You come in,
and they're like... "Oh."
I feel like you've got a bit
of confidence as well.
A little bit, yeah.
I'm not like a cocky dickhead
or anything like that.
Tom, mate, you've got 30 seconds!
If you don't come over here, mate!
He's a boxer!
Oh, man.
It's started already.
It doesn't faze you, like?
Take someone's missus.
"Taking your missus."
Nah.
You've got the power.
Yeah, innit. I like that, you know?
All the girls are unreal.
Like, tomorrow,
I'm just gonna chat to them all,
see where they're at,
get my game on.
Hello, mate.
How are you? You good?
Yeah. How you doing?
How does it feel to be in?
Mad, bro.
It's surreal, isn't it?
Yeah.
What is it you do?
I play football.
Where do you play, bro?
I'm a striker, yeah.
False nine? So what are you thinking
about the girls?
They all seem proper nice, but...
You've got to get to know them.
Looks only take it so far,
you know what I mean?
What's your usual type?
Normally a blonde.
Er...
Go for the blonde!
I think Tom coming in has put
a proper spanner in the work.
He's spiced things up.
I tell you what,
he's made a few of us a bit shaky.
The Islanders
are about to play a game of dares.
While they do that, I'll quickly
blow my nose. I'm a bit sniffly.
Hang on, some chancer's nicked
my fancy glittery purple tissue box.
Ron!
Snog the Islander who you think
would be the best kisser.
Straight in.
It was a good kiss.
She's a good kisser.
Whoo!
Obviously the first kiss
is always gonna be strange,
so I think we were a little bit
"ee ee",
didn't really know
what to do with each other.
Have a dance-off
with someone of your choice.
Who's good at dancing?
Oh, you!
Yeah!
Go on, girl, show us what you got.
Let's clap.
'Bad' by Pa Salieu
It's all about the bunda.
Now you go.
Go on, Will!
You know, I'm a free spirit.
I just go with
whatever the body's feeling.
Bless him, his two left feet!
And then he was doing...
this.
"Snog the Islander
"you would most like to share
a bed with other than your partner."
That kiss was actually a good kiss,
I'm not gonna lie.
If we went for round two,
I wouldn't be mad,
I would not be mad.
It was a good one.
"Give a lap dance
to the Islander you fancy the most."
Come on, then.
Drag Me Out
by Kah-Lo and Billen Ted
'Ey, 'ey!
Oh, I just split my skirt!
Oh, my God.
My skirt split right open,
right down in the middle
of my crack.
"Give a sensual foot massage
to an Islander of your choice."
Mate, my feet are killing,
not gonna lie!
You're in for a treat.
LAUGHTER That's it!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
That's it, sensual, sensual.
Yes!
That's it, really get...
Oh, my God.
I honestly died.
The tootsies were a little bit dirty
so we just licked them clean
a little bit.
"Have a three-way kiss
"with two Islanders
you think are the hottest."
This guy!
Anna-May and Tanyel.
Can't complain.
Lucky lad tonight, lucky lad.
Woo!
I've definitely had
better three-way kisses than that.
"Snog the three fittest Islanders."
I'm gonna go... Lana.
That's it, oh!
OK.
That's nice, to know that
someone else fancies me.
Keep Ron on his toes, anyway.
Obviously, my first night,
snogged three unreal girls,
so, yeah,
can't go too wrong with that.
Re-enact an orgasm for ten seconds
in front of the Islander
you fancy the most.
Oh, that's grim!
Ten seconds?
Louder!
Oh, my God, what the hell?!
I just went for it.
That bit just kinda came out
at the same time!
My mum's gonna watch that.
Mum, my sisters and my dad,
I'm so sorry.
Cheers.
Oh, look out, Tanya,
I think Shaq's coming.
I hope he's quieter than last time.
What's going on?
Tanya, can I chat to you?
Oh, yes, of course.
Thank you, darling.
Shall we... go to the terrace?
Yes, please. My favourite place.
How're you feeling?
Yeah, good. Good.
How'd you find the game?
Oh, I'll tell you
on the little terrace.
The more time I spend with Tanya,
the more I get to know her
and the more
I start to like things about her.
How did you...
How did you find the game?
I thought it was exciting.
Like, I was like,
this is a good icebreaker vibe.
You did well, though.
Yeah?
Maybe.
But, yeah, I can't lie,
that I can't have that kiss on
my mind without us having our own.
Without another one?
Without us having our own kiss.
What, like, now?
You tell me.
You're gonna have to wait.
Oh, is it? Mm-hm.
You're gonna have to wait
for that kiss.
You're smooth, though.
You're smooth, very smooth.
But, no,
you're gonna have to wait.
Yeah.
I really, really, really
nearly went in for that kiss,
but no, he's gotta work for it.
Can't just give it
on the first night, you know?
But it was getting hot.
It was getting real hot.
I can't lie, like,
when I look at you...
it's the big brown eyes for me.
Stop.
Really?
Mm-hm.
You get a cuddle for that.
Oh, I get a cuddle?
That's hopefully the first of many.
I know.
That's a nice cuddle for Shaq,
and I'm guessing
the best is yet to come.
I hope he's quieter than last time.
Right, you lot, time for bed.
Don't get me wrong, that
Tom fella's got his eyes on Lana.
He's got his eyes on everyone.
Gotta have his eyes on everyone.
I'd love to have an idea
of who Tom's gonna couple up with.
I think he's feeling you a bit.
Yeah?
Another bird could come through,
pocket rocket, and get him.
What're you gonna do then?
Then I'm in trouble, aren't I?
You wearing a hat to bed, Haris?
Yeah.
Like, I've been in my own bed
by myself for so long now.
Oh, you're so cute.
Shall we take a picture
on our first PJ sleepover?
Oh, cute.
Oh, I can't wait for a spoon.
I'm ready to go bed now.
Who's ready?
Night.
The villa is actually haunted
by an evil spirit with a Go Pro
strapped to its head. Woooooo!
OK, time for the Islanders'
first morning in paradise.
'Bloody Samaritan'
by Ayra Starr and Kelly Rowland
Morning, ladies and gents.
There was plenty of pillow talk
last night, wasn't there?
From you, bro.
Youse two were cuddling.
Nah.
We didn't have a cuddle.
I don't know if it was just like how
the blanket was, or what?
I think you need
to keep your eyes over there.
You need to stop worrying
about what's going on over here.
How are you feeling, Tom?
Good, man.
Big decision today, mate.
Big decision.
I reckon he likes a bed to himself,
though.
Nah, I miss a little ting
in my bed, bro.
Yeah, stay single.
Yeah, Tom, it's a busy day for you.
A busy day, man.
All right, boys, how are we feeling
about last night? Will?
Do you know what,
I am a bit worried.
I am a bit worried.
About?
Because, you know what, I don't
feel like I've chatted to a girl
where I'm like 100%, like,
that's who I wanna, like, graft.
Do you know what I mean?
I'll probably go around,
chat to everyone today.
I felt bad, cos obviously
when Will got the foot message,
I was looking at him, like, no.
"Please not me. Please not me."
You just don't even know
what to expect with Will.
Like, he will just lift you up
and start spinning you around
or something, like...
Obviously, I'm coupled up with Will.
He is so lovely.
I did kind of sleep on it.
But I kind of see him
more as a friend.
Right, boys,
how are we feeling about last night?
It is the first day.
Like, I've not been in 24 hours,
you know what I mean?
So yeah, they're all fucking unreal,
aren't they? You know what I mean?
Kai? I had a few chats with her.
Nothing, like...
Who's her? We don't know.
Oh, with Tanyel.
You got on OK?
Just talking.
Has it, like, made you, like,
see her in a different way?
Mate, she's been in my top two
for the whole time anyway,
so she's not changed that.
If anything,
it's reinforced it a bit.
As soon as I got into bed,
his arm was like this.
I was like... it was so cheeky.
I was like, "What are you doing?
Please move!"
I feel like he is smitten over you,
you know.
When he looks at you,
he is literally, like, melting.
I don't take notice of none of these
things. I'm just in my own world.
Today, you're gonna, like, really
get to know him. Yeah. Dive deep.
That'll be nice.
Yeah.
Lana? You know what, we were having
jokes for, like, quite a while,
we were actually having,
like, nice chats.
Do you feel comfortable
with him at all?
Yeah, I think I do. Yeah.
I-I wouldn't...
I don't think I'd want to kiss him,
like, properly yet. Mm.
I feel like it's still so early,
and if someone came in that was,
like, 100% there for me... Yeah.
..there's no way
I wouldn't explore it.
Me and Lana, we sort of...
It's up there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Will take a lot for displace her
from your top spot.
Yeah. Not to say it can't be done.
Yeah, nah, definitely.
But you know,
I'm not gonna force something else
when something good's going on.
Yeah, you gotta still explore it,
see it how goes.
What about you, mate?
I took...
I was talking to Tanya
on the terrace and, like,
was talking about you lot's kiss.
And I was like,
"Can't lie, I wish that was me,"
sort of thing, innit?
Then he was like,
"I kinda want my own kiss now."
Oh. So we were like, close...
Did you literally lean in, then?
No, he was like, "I really
want to like my own kiss now."
And then, I was like,
"No. I think you'll have to wait."
Me and Haris
kept on getting quite close,
but we didn't catch or anything.
Just like,
footsies and little...
Yeah.
..touching hands.
Big decision today, mate.
Busy. Busy day, man, yeah.
Like I say,
I'm gonna just literally,
just pull 'em all
and just chat to 'em all, obviously.
Erm...
See what they're all saying.
D'you know what I mean?
It's a big decision.
Yeah, yeah, you've got the power
in your hands, mate.
Yeah.
All the power's in your hands.
Tom's kicking off his graft,
then, with make-up artist Lana.
I asked Lana what I could do
to make my face more attractive.
She handed me a balaclava.
Lana, do you just wanna go
for a quick chat?
Yeah.
Shall we go in there?
Yeah.
That little sofa?
It's absolutely roasting.
Oi, oi, boys.
Let the games begin.
Right, this is where
I've gotta get a pump-on, boys.
How are you?
Yeah, not bad. How are you?
Yeah, you look good.
Oh, thanks, so do you.
So what would you normally, look...
Like,
what would you normally go for?
Erm... I'm typical girl,
I'll go for tall, dark, handsome...
Right... which, you do tick
them boxes. What about you?
Yeah, like, I'm normally blonde.
Are you? Yeah.
I'm the only blonde in here.
So who's top three?
Top three? Yes.
Can't give too much away.
Don't worry, you're up there.
Am I? Somewhere,
somewhere around there, you are.
What about you?
Yeah, you're up there.
Not giving too much away too soon,
Jesus.
Yeah, I like a little bit of a ch...
Not too much!
A little bit of a chase.
If it's someone I want, then...
Yeah.
At the end of the day,
no-one's got loyalties yet.
How did you feel
about that challenge last night?
I wish I'd picked you
for them three kisses.
Yeah.
It was a good kiss, wasn't it?
Yeah, nice. I'll take that.
So you're not like a...
You're not into the gym or anything?
I have tried to go to the gym,
but I just really don't enjoy it...
Yeah. You'd enjoy it with me.
..but I've had PTs before.
Right. Oh, really?
Maybe you could give me
a few lessons in the gym, then.
I'll take that.
I'll hate every minute,
but it'll be fine. Yeah.
Tom pulled me for a chat.
Which was a nice chat,
he's quite a flirty guy.
Like, he flirts with his eyes,
you can see that he's doing it.
But it's such early days,
and me and Ron have only known
each other 24 hours.
Have to go with the flow.
Tom's sniffing around Olivia.
Farmer Will had better
watch his back.
Luckily, Tom doesn't need
to watch his back,
cos Olivia's doing it for him.
Oh, Farmer Will...
You're basically getting
a free massage!
I bet you do!
Talk to me.
How are you?
Good, you?
Yeah. Yeah.
Just thought I'd pull you
for a little... Little chinwag.
Yeah. See what you're saying.
Yeah. Yeah.
When I did obviously
first come in, like,
you did catch my eye, I can't lie.
Really? I didn't get
any eye contact from you.
Did you not? No.
You can't give too much away. No.
Take your glasses off a sec.
Yeah, you've got nice eyes.
Yours are green.
Yours are brown. Yeah.
Nice observations.
Yeah.
Good eyes.
Yeah.
Do you mind if I put
my glasses on now? No.
Do you want the eye contact?
So what's like...
Obviously, who would you normally,
like, go for?
What would your... your type be?
I always say they have to be funny
and they have to make me laugh.
And just someone
that's just, like, a good time.
Yeah. Yeah, you need that.
I just wanna laugh every day
with someone. Yeah.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
But I think we really get on,
actually. Yeah, I like it.
Olivia... I feel like she is
a bit fiery. I really like that.
But yeah,
it's kind of every lad's dream
to just pick different girls
each time, go for a little chat.
Tom's cracking on with hairstylist
Tanyel right in front of Kai!
The poor lad
wants to curl up and die.
Tanyel could help
with the curling up and dyeing,
but a blow-dry is extra.
How long is it if you drive?
To London? About four...
Do you wanna come for a little chat?
Yeah.
Mine's four. Four hours.
How are you?
I'm good, how are you?
I'm good, thank you.
Yeah?
I think when you meet the one,
you know. That's it.
Obviously, I'm a true believer
of whatever's meant to be, it'll be.
Do you know I mean? If it didn't
work out, it didn't work out.
Yeah, I agree. I'm not like,
"Oh, yeah, I need a girlfriend."
But I feel like once I click
with someone and I know,
like, I haven't, like...
On the outside, since my ex, I
haven't met a girl I've been "wow".
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Do you feel any type of way
watching them two?
Nah. I mean,
she says she doesn't fancy him...
I couldn't imagine them together.
I couldn't.
If I'm honest.
Their personalities don't gel.
With her, I think the only lad
in here that could probably
put up with her is probably me.
How do you feel about
who you've spoken to?
Is there anyone
that caught your eye?
Yeah, there's a few
that's caught my eye. Yeah.
Can't give too much away.
So, Tom's really sweet
and he seems really confident.
I rate how he's, like, come in
and, like, he's come here
to get what he wants.
What you saying? Hello, mate.
Hello, hello, hello.
He's been a busy boy this morning!
You've been scoring
top minge, you, mate!
Come to steal this lovely lady away.
Yeah, no problem, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You've got a time limit, though,
yeah?
I'll time it, mate.
How long have we got?
Already got... Yeah.
30 seconds.
Soon as I give you them eyes.
There's number four.
Oy, oy, oy! He's got them all today!
He's exploring.
He's like Dora the Explorer
at the minute.
It don't feel, like, real,
I don't think.
It's weird, isn't it? Yeah.
I'm gonna pick up a suncream,
cos I need to do my legs.
It's so warm, though, innit?
It's boiling,
but it was so cold last night.
I like your accent, me.
My accent?
"Boiling!"
I know, it's, like,
different to anyone else's.
I hope they don't get
another Welsh girl in,
cos I like being the only one.
But yeah, so,
how are you feeling about tonight?
Yeah, erm...
Just trying to, like,
get everyone's vibe.
Yeah. And get to know everyone.
How is things with you and Anna?
Yeah, Anna-May,
obviously, she's a nice girl, mate.
She's around my age,
know what I mean? Yeah.
Like, 20, 21,
so there's no awkwardness there.
So, yeah, I can't wait, man.
I can't wait for tonight.
We're just gonna
have to be on the ball.
Well...
But it's just a case
of just sitting back here
and just sort of
death-staring him out, mate.
How are you feeling?
Yeah, I'm good, like, erm...
How are you feeling?
That's the more important question.
Good, like,
I've got my options open.
I'm in a couple with Haris
at the minute.
Yeah, he's a good lad.
He's really nice, to be fair.
He's not usually, like,
my sort of type. Right.
He is my type, but he's quite young.
Right.
Like, I'm 20, he's 21,
but I usually tend to go for, like,
23, 24, 25.
Oh, really? I'm 23.
There we are, then, that's one tick.
I'd say you were my type.
Right, OK.
That's two ticks.
Yeah, two ticks.
Can we get a hat-trick?
Mm, maybe.
Like, I am attracted to you.
Mm.
I'd already say
you're in my top three. Right.
But yeah, so, like,
where's your head at at the minute?
Obviously, you're all,
like, stunning,
but in, like, different ways,
which is nice.
I feel like
everybody's a bit different.
Yeah, that's so nice.
Obviously, for me,
coming in here were like...
I feel like
you've got along with the boys.
What was your first vibe?
What were you thinking?
Fit. Right.
What are you like? Are you the type
of girl that sips a drink,
or are you on the dance floor?
I'm a bit of a dance floor girl,
I think. Yeah, that's me.
And I'm giving people the eye...
Yeah?
..who I fancy.
What is the eye?
Maybe I'll give you the eye later,
you'll see.
You'll know if I do it.
Right, OK.
You'll definitely know
if I'm doing it.
Have you given it out to anyone yet?
No.
Yeah, good chat.
Let's make a move. Yeah.
If Tom did pick me,
I wouldn't be devastated,
because I haven't really got
to know Haris yet.
Like, obviously,
we're all staying in the villa,
we've all got a chance
to get to know each other.
My options are very open
at the moment,
so I'm down to get
to know everyone.
Pick of the bunch.
Hey, you.
Got 'em more, haven't you?
Hey, you!
Busy lad,
do you wanna take a break?
Do you wanna breathe for a second?
I'm gonna steal Tanya
away from you.
See you later, honeybuns. Bye!
No worries, been a pleasure!
How are you?
Good. How are you?
I'm good. I'm sweating.
Shall we go over there? Yeah.
I like that bikini.
Thank you.
I was like, "I need to stand out."
Do you know what I mean?
I love freakishly tall guys.
Do you? Yeah.
So you think I'm a freak?
Yes!
I feel like I'm getting those vibes.
Like, dark horse vibes.
Yeah, maybe, yeah.
You've surprised me.
Why? When I walked in,
what did you think?
When you walked in, "Tall, my God.
Look at the legs. The legs!"
The legs are giving.
Loved the little co-ord
you had going on, the shoes. Mm-hm.
That was nice. I was like,
he's definitely a neat guy.
Yeah, yeah.
You've got to match,
know what I mean? Yes, love it.
I love a beard, obviously.
Right.
Can't say no to a beard.
No. You can't.
And the way you were just confident.
Like, I like it.
You fit in. Like, it's like you've
been here this whole time. Yeah.
Are you, like, a bit nervous?
I mean, there's always a chance
that he could pick Tanya.
Steal your girl.
Obviously, she's a beautiful girl.
She's got the chat as well.
Like, look at them now.
Yeah...
What are you thinking? Be honest.
I don't know. I feel like,
obviously, you're very attractive.
Thank you.
Really, really good personality.
Oh, thank you.
Very nice.
Yeah? And yeah,
your fucking sexy little accent.
Stop! Not the accent!
Yeah.
Oh, my God. So, obviously Tom has
a very big decision to make tonight.
He's not really giving away
who he's gonna pick.
Like, any conversation
you have with him,
he's keeping his cards
very close to his chest.
I'm glad we've had this chitchat.
Because I'm very surprised,
actually.
Are you?
Yeah. Good.
I'm very surprised. I was thinking,
is he gonna have a personality?
Is it just a tall,
good-looking guy? Yeah.
But you've got a good personality
to match with it. Thank you.
This is spinning my head, honestly.
Is it?
Yes! I'm like,
I'm not closing myself off.
No, you can't.
Definitely not.
That Villa's quieter than the
launch party for my autobiography
about missing out on the top job
in a supermarket.
It's called Spa.
And the reason everybody's left
is it's challenge time.
In today's challenge,
our Islanders' deepest, darkest,
and dirtiest secrets
will be aired
as they play Dirty Laundry.
It's boys versus girls.
First, the contestants appear
from the giant washing machine
and slide into the bowl of foam.
There goes Ron.
Hidden props give them clues.
Fish and a little pussycat.
And a giant pair
of laminated cardboard pants
will reveal somebody's
saucy secrets.
"This girl once made
a catfish account
"to stalk a guy, and got caught."
Oh!
'The Boy Does Nothing'
by Alesha Dixon
Ah-ha! It's a shot glass!
"This girl describes her favourite
sex position as back shots."
Back shots, cos it's from the back,
you know what I mean?
And you're getting shot, shot, shot.
What's that?
Popcorn.
Ooh!
OK.
"This girl has had sex
in a cinema toilet."
BOYS JEER Which one of youse?
It was a cute little kiss.
A bit sloppy. But I don't mind that.
That's what you call
a box office smash.
What is that,
a Barbie doing a weight?
It is like a doll and a dumbbell.
"This girl told her parents
that she was going to the gym
"when she was actually
getting a boob job."
Go on!
You know what, I'm OK with it.
If it's in the game, I'm OK with it.
Well, actually, no, that's a lie.
That's a lie, I'm still bothered.
It's a restaurant bill,
but it's split in half.
"This girl offers to pay
on their first date,
"and if the boy accepts,
she'll not see them again."
I just thought, like,
give her a little kiss,
and then, yeah, she was a good
kisser, to be fair to her.
Tanyel!
Obviously.
If he offers to take me
out on a date,
you're taking me out on a date.
If you can't provide for me,
then how are you gonna provide
for me and a family one day?
So why would I even go on
a second date with you? Never!
Now it's the girls' turn.
And Lana's on the slide.
Two girls, two boys. Any guesses?
"This boy has had a foursome
with his mate and two girls."
'Feeling Wet'
by Nikisha Reyes and Gregor Salto
It was better than our first kiss,
cos we clashed teeth last time.
If we'd done that twice, I would
have been really embarrassed.
I'd've thought, "Oh, God, one of us
is obviously a bad kisser."
Harry.
Oh, God, I'm so shocked.
"Mum, you're one in a million" card.
"Call me."
What?
"This boy says his special talent
is pulling milfs."
I feel like Anna-May deep down just
wanted to kiss Kai, I can't lie.
A teddy bear with a chain on it,
saying "Sergeant snake".
"This boy once told a girl
he was joining the army,
"just to stop seeing her."
That is rude.
Olivia's one was a bit long.
I was like,
"No, no. Can we round-up this kiss?"
But I just had to hold it in.
But that one was like, ouch.
Shaq!
And did she ever find out
you lied about it?
Well, she's gonna see
when she sees me on this.
We've got some hair removal cream.
'"This boy once blistered
his entire body
"from using hair-removal cream
before a lads holiday."
It's all right, she can kiss
a few frogs to find her prince.
A fake foot?
"This boy claims to have had his
nan's initial tattooed on his foot,
"when, really, it's a girl
he slept with on a lads' holiday."
So, I've got a menu. It says:
"Porn cocktail."
"Chicken tikka massage-her."
And dessert - "Ice make-her-scream."
Oh, my God! That's a vibe.
Wow!
"This boy was caught having sex
in a restaurant by the waiter."
Oh...!
I feel like I've kissed
most of the boys now.
Honestly, I think...
Who have I not kissed?
The challenge is over
and the girls have cleaned up.
Well, actually, they've all
cleaned up, but the girls won.
Back at the villa,
Shaq's realising
that when it comes to Tanya,
he's got major feelings.
Coincidentally, Major Feelings
is Shaq's pretend army name.
If I'm being honest, yeah,
I feel like, the more I see her,
I think the more I'm feeling her.
Who, Tanya? Yeah.
I don't... Like, we don't even have
to say anything.
I've barely spoken to her today.
I spoke to her this morning,
and then, that's it.
But it's just like, I'm seeing her,
and I'm just like...
girl, like, I'm feeling you.
Do you know what I mean?
Are you a little bit worried,
like, he might pick Lana tonight?
I think he will.
I know Tom is into her.
Maybe he might, like,
see how you two are together
and think, like, you lot look like
you belong together.
And it's just, it looks like
it flows, get what I mean?
Him, he could not give a fuck.
You know, he's come in here,
he'll tread on anyone's toes.
He's got no loyalty to anyone.
Yeah.
Although he's a nice chap and that,
he don't know us the same way...
All right,
it's been a matter of a day,
but even if she doesn't give him
too much back,
she's not gonna
close herself off completely.
Fingers crossed,
if Tom picks another girl,
which I'm praying that he does,
then I can get to know her
better and better and better
and then, after however many days
or whatever,
I can see myself
kind of liking her a little bit.
You've actually got quite nice eyes.
I think they're, like, grey and
in some lights, they are a bit blue.
I think they're boring.
I think they are more blue.
Boring? See, I've got
two different colour eyes.
I've got one green, one blue. Yeah.
Obviously not a sob story.
Don't give me any sympathy.
I'm actually blind in one eye.
From when you were born? Really?
No, football.
I was eight, nine.
I was in a football... The ball
come over, I went to head the ball,
he came up with his foot
and sort of knocked me out.
And it detached my retina.
Yeah.
So I had loads of operations
as a kid, trying to fix it.
After, I don't know,
five or six, they basically said,
you're not gonna get the sight back.
You got a good colour out of it,
then.
Yeah, it's unique,
I'll give it that.
It's cool. I like it.
It was nice of him to open up
because I feel like things
like that,
I normally just let people approach
me about it instead of asking,
cos some people don't like asking,
but he seemed to really open up,
which is nice.
I mean, you'll probably laugh
when it happens,
but it might look as if I'm not
looking at you, sort of thing. Yeah.
So, if I've got one eye on you,
I haven't got a wandering eye
for another girl, I promise you.
It's just my dodgy eye.
I wouldn't look at you and think you
were any less fit, know what I mean?
Tonight, one boy must make
an agonising decision
that will rock the entire villa.
But if Ron wants to go
with the plain white t-shirt,
that's his choice.
I saw that earlier. That's nice.
And Tom's gotta steal a girl.
I don't know what to wear tonight.
What garments
are we wearing tonight, then?
I don't know whether
to go for, like, a nice blue...
You need to be wearing these,
Ron, mate.
These look like they'll suit you.
Ooh, that's nice.
This is, like, my key...
This is a skirt.
Love that.
I'm gonna wear this on...
If I have a date or something.
Tom, what are you thinking?
Any idea where your head's going?
It's weird, cos...
They're all proper, like,
fit and that, but they're all
so different to each other.
You got all the power tonight, man.
Yeah.
Oh!
How's everyone feeling, guys?
Good.
Kai, how's things with Tanyel?
Good, bro.
I feel like it's...
could be something there.
Tonight's a mystery, I feel like.
Do you feel nervous about tonight,
considering the chats
he's had with Olivia and that?
D'you know what? I'm fairly open
about it all, know what I mean?
When you spoke with Tom, though, was
he giving you a vibe, like, yeah?
I don't know, I only had
one conversation this morning,
do you know what I mean?
But, like, he's just got,
like, a bit of banter.
Are you nervous about tonight?
Uh, yeah.
'Heads Shoulders...'
by Ofenbach & Quarterhead
This beer's all right.
Right, Tom's gonna say the toast!
Guys, to you all
making me feel so welcome,
and to making some unbelievable
memories this time 'round.
Barnsley boy! Ha!
So, obviously, spoke to you earlier.
Yeah.
Good chat.
That was a decent chat, yeah.
Obviously, you're with Will.
I'm with Anna-May, we get along,
d'you know what I mean? Happy?
Yeah, we'll see,
d'you know what I mean,
I'll chat her again tonight,
I'll see where her head's at,
cos you never know, she might be
swaying towards someone else. Mm.
And I'm not one of them to wait
kind of thing, you know what I mean?
You're in a pickle, though,
I think Tom could
potentially pick you.
Yeah, that's where I'm a bit like,
my head's a bit scrambled,
cos obviously,
I am very much attracted to you.
Yeah.
But obviously, I think
he could potentially pick me,
but I don't know.
I wanted to let you know
how I'm feeling.
OK, so if Tom picks me,
doesn't mean that...
Me and you...
..I'll stop getting to know you.
At all? Right?
Yeah, obviously not,
but I didn't say that.
That would happen. Definitely not.
No, I'm telling you that. Cos...
Don't laugh.
Obviously not.
This is a serious moment.
Yeah.
Cos I'm feeling you.
OK.
OK?
Yeah, that's... That's perfect.
But I didn't know
if you knew that. OK.
I want to...
No, cos you and me were just...
Kept fucking...
Stop, cos you're making me...
Oh, what a pickle!
Ooh!
What?
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Cos I...
Ah! Right, I need you to help me.
It's really long.
Fucking hell.
Oh, look at you,
putting cream on for me...
Right, sort of bend, like, bend...
Yeah, you're gonna have to, like,
you're gonna have to go like that.
OK. What are you doing?
They're really long.
So, where's this go? Huh?
No, so it needs to be in a bow.
Oh, wait, has it come undone?
Yeah.
OK, it needs to be in a,
like, a tight bow.
Ow!
Sorry!
Your fucking hair was there.
OK. OK, yeah, that's tight enough.
Right.
OK. Did you double knot it?
I'm gonna double knot it now.
Cos I can't have it falling down.
Fucking hell.
You're a bit red on the shoulders.
I know, I'm so burnt.
Ow, don't make it worse.
Let's go. OK.
Don't forget the phone.
Oh, thanks.
What would I do without you?
Tom's having a last chat
with the girls
before making his decision.
Ron warned Lana that Tom's not
afraid to stand on people's toes,
so she's wearing her sturdiest
steel toe-capped boots.
You look really nice, by the way.
Oh, thank you. So do you.
I just wanted to know, like,
where, like, your head's at? Yeah.
And stuff...
In terms of everything?
Yeah.
Obviously in terms of me and stuff.
I think you're lovely,
and you're my type. Yeah.
Whatever happens, happens.
You've gotta make a choice for you.
Yeah.
So... ball's in your court, really.
Yeah.
Honestly, like, being truthful,
I don't have a fucking clue.
Yeah. No.
It's a difficult one.
I don't envy being you.
So where's your head at, like,
obviously with me? Yeah.
Obviously, I am attracted to you.
Yeah.
And I feel like we do really get on.
Yeah.
And I would like to get to
know you more. Yeah.
Do me a little...
That ringo thing here.
Go on.
OK. All right.
I don't have the board, though.
You have to walk in.
No, cos everyone's gonna see.
Use that, use that.
This?
Yeah. OK.
OK, so I'd walk,
and, like, get in the ring.
D'you know what I mean?
Shit!
And then, maybe...
I just wanted to see, like,
where you was at and stuff?
I really enjoyed our chat.
Yeah, I did, yeah.
You give me mysterious vibes.
I love the tension.
I loved our kiss in the challenge.
Yeah, I did. I was, "Mm".
I just wanted to kiss you,
see if you were a good kisser.
Really? What did you think?
Be honest.
Yeah, you're fucking sick.
Yeah?
Good.
Yeah.
Good, good. But yeah,
that's basically where I'm at.
I'm open. Very, very much open.
I just go with the flow.
I'm excited! I'm scared,
but at the same time, I'm like,
"Oh, my God, what's he gonna do?"
The transfer window
is about to close,
so the boys want to know
what the footballer's thinking.
Tom, what you saying, bro?
Who's, like,
giving you the best energy back?
Oh...!
Got a text!
No, you haven't, you're lying!
It's been a very...
tough decision for me.
What's made it so hard
is all the girls have got, like,
such different personalities,
which I find really attractive.
It's been a very, very tough
decision.
I've decided to couple up
with this girl,
because I definitely think
she'll keep me on my toes.
I think she's absolutely stunning.
And, yeah, I know
it's only early days, but...
..I do genuinely think
there is probably something there...
with this girl.
So the girl I'd like
to couple up with is...
..Olivia.
I just got a text.
"Will, you are now single.
"At the end of the week,
all Islanders
"will take part in re-coupling.
"The Islander not picked
to be in a couple
"will be dumped from the island."
..two new bombshells...
..are on their way.