Love Island (2015–…): Season 9, Episode 11 - Episode 11 - full transcript
Previously...
The Islanders we have decided
we are sending home tonight are...
..on Love Island...
Anna-May...
and Haris.
..things got emotional.
# I was made for loving you
Baby... #
I love you... I love you.
..and I'm so, so sorry.
I really didn't want to do that.
It's just hard seeing everyone
in their couples.
I'm like the cry-baby of the villa.
And there was a surprise in store.
Tonight,
there will be a re-coupling.
Before you choose which girl
to couple up with,
please welcome Ellie and Spencer
to the villa.
Ellie and Spencer, you will decide
who you would like
to couple up with first.
# Girl, I was made for you
# Girl, you were made for me... #
At last night's re-coupling,
there were two big shocks.
One, men's clothes from the '90s
are all a size too big.
And, two, new bombshells Ellie
and Spencer will get to pick first.
Ellie, please make
your decision now.
# You've got to set your dreams
On fire... #
I've decided to couple up
with this boy because...
# You've got to set your dreams
On fire... #
..from what I've seen so far,
he seems really funny,
he's handsome...
I don't think
he's met his match yet.
And I'm really looking forward
to getting to know him better.
# If you know me, you would know
That I'm obsessed... #
So the boy
I'd like to couple up with is...
# I don't like to lose
I like to be the best... #
..Ron.
# Set your dreams on fire... #
# You have made your final move
# Nothing left for me to prove
# So set your dreams on fire
# Set your dreams on fire. #
Spencer, please make your decision
now.
# Never look back, never... #
I'd like to couple up with this girl
because...
# Never, never look back... #
..in her time in the villa,
she's had her ups and downs.
She seems genuine and straight-up.
So, I'd love to get to know her
on a deeper level.
So, the girl I'd like
to couple up with is...
Olivia.
It's Shaq's turn to choose.
He's coupled up with Tanya.
# I'd given up on romance
Then I found you. #
I've decided to couple up
with this girl
because from the moment that I saw
her, she absolutely blew me away.
# Someone tell me
What's happening to me. #
The time that we've spent in
the villa so far has been amazing.
I want to carry on
getting to know her
and to explore
the connection that we've built.
And I can genuinely see myself
falling in love with her.
# I didn't care for anyone
Until there was you
# Ain't it crazy what love can do?
# Crazy what love
# Can do. #
So the girl I'd like
to couple up with is...
Tanya.
# Crazy what love can do
Crazy what love can do. #
Next up, it's Tom. He was
with Olivia, but now he's with Zara.
I've decided to couple up with this
girl because I think from the off,
we had an instant connection.
I genuinely think this girl
could wear a bin bag
and still look 10 out of 10.
And, yeah, like, I'm genuinely
so excited to see how far we can go.
# I know when she's lost
And she knows when I feel alone. #
So the girl
I'd like to couple up with is...
Zara.
# All my airs and graces
To the little things I do
# Everything is pointless
Without you. #
It's Kai's turn to choose.
He's single
because Anna-May was dumped.
I've decided to couple up
with this girl,
because we're completely different
but exactly the same.
Every time I see her, I get
absolutely gassed, and she knows it.
The more I get to know her,
the more I realise how honest,
caring and loving she is,
and that's something
that I want in my life.
So I can't wait to get to know her
on a deeper level.
So, the girl I'd like
to couple up with is...
Tanyel.
# Don't you dare look back
# Just keep your eyes on me
# I said you hold it back
# She said shut up
And dance with me... #
# She said oooh-ooh
# Shut up and dance with me. #
Will is next to go.
He was in a friendship couple
with Lana.
I have decided to couple up
with this girl
because I had a bit of a rocky start
at the beginning.
# I'm not for everyone... #
A wise man once told me
good things come
to people that wait.
And this beautiful, funny,
little bit weird girl walks in
and honestly, blew me off my feet.
# Came in with the lights down low
# And you saved me... #
I'm just really excited
to see where this goes,
and to see how it blossoms.
So, the girl I would like
to couple up with is...
# You are my northern star
# You are my northern star... #
Jessie.
# Came in with the lights down low
# And you saved me... #
Thanks for calling me weird!
# I'll go anywhere you go
My baby... #
Aaron is the last boy to pick.
# Searching for the light
In the darkness... #
I've decided to couple up
with this girl
because ever since
I walked in here,
I just have seen
that she's got a great connection.
# It's madness... #
I think the best advice I could say
is keep your head up,
and keep being yourself,
and, you know,
it's not a race,
it's a marathon in here.
# How did it come to this? #
But nonetheless,
I think we'll get along really well
and we'll form a great friendship.
At least we can talk
about Harry Potter all night, so...
# Lord knows the truth... #
So the girl I'd like
to couple up with is...
..Lana.
# It's madness
# How the poor stay poor
# And the rich get rich
# It's madness
# It's madness. #
# I can't work you out
# Are you thinking 'bout
Something better...? #
In the re-coupling,
new boy Spencer chose Olivia,
while Ellie indulged in the craze
that's sweeping the nation -
stealing Ron from Lana.
It's this week's Wakey Wines!
What an entrance.
Whoa, bloody hell.
What you saying, mate?
Gonna say hi to the guys.
How you doing, mate?
Hello, how are you?
I'm good, you?
We'll chat in a bit, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we'll chat.
I'm not feeling too great,
to be honest.
When we first
got the re-coupling text,
I was honestly so excited
because I thought, like,
I'd get to be back in Ron's bed,
and we could have nice chats,
and, you know,
sail off into the sunset.
But that's obviously
not how it's gone for me.
I just can't catch a break, can I?
How you feeling?
How are you doing?
I'm actually all right.
Whatever happens, happens.
What was the comment she made?
She said, "I don't think
he's met his match yet."
It's a lie!
That was savage.
Fair play to you. It's ballsy.
I just feel like I like what I like.
Yeah.
You're obviously super handsome
but I am... Thank you.
..a personality person, as well.
I just felt we would be
comfortable in here with each other.
Yeah.
So, I'm like coming here,
and I'm like, "Do you know what?
He seems like a good boy.
"I feel like
I'd be comfortable with him,
"and we would really get along."
I feel like I get your vibe already.
Yeah.
And if you...
They way you come across,
you seem like a very lovely girl.
Thank you. So I feel like it's gonna
be quite easy to get to know you.
And...
Totally. Well..
..whether it becomes something or
whether it doesn't, time will tell.
Exactly. What is going on
with you and Lana, though?
Me and Lana are really,
really close.
Yeah.
We have a really strong thing going.
It doesn't scream,
like, sparks flying to me.
I'm not gonna lie.
I mean, it's just like, dead...
Not dead vibes, but like,
I don't wanna be too harsh,
but it's just like...
You say it how it is.
You are very my type.
Yeah.
But I don't when I come in here
and just be like a test,
have your head tilt again,
potentially,
and then you be like,
"Oh, now I'm running back to Lana."
Yeah. It is gonna take
a lot for me to sort of,
like, turn, at this point.
Mm-hm.
Gotta be a nuclear bomb...
Mm-hm.
..because at the moment,
I'm really happy with Lana. Mm-hm.
But at the same time,
you've come in,
and we're in a couple. Mm-hm.
It's hard because you...
In your head,
you wanna stay open. Mm.
But then you form these connections,
and you're... You get close quickly.
But then bombshells walk in,
spice things up a bit.
We'll probably both know
very quickly,
because I'm not, like,
a slow burner. Yeah, yeah.
I'm like,
I either really like you - I'm like,
"Yes, oh, my God. I'm vibing.
"I wanna spend time with him,
he's great."
Or I'm like, "No."
No-one knows what's gonna happen.
Well, that's the thing.
So we just have to feel it out.
A new blonde bombshell walks in,
this Ellie.
She's gone and picked me.
From first impressions, she's
a very, very good looking girl.
She's lovely so far.
It's going to be really tough, this.
Sex toy salesman Spencer
picked Olivia.
From the moment he arrived, there's
been a real buzz in the villa...
because his suitcase
is full of dildos.
You look great, though, by the way.
Thank you. So do you.
So, what's your experience been?
Were you coupled up...?
Oh, God. Tell me.
It's been... an experience.
Good to get the, er...
Get what's going on. You've come in
at a really good time, though.
Do you think?
Yeah.
Why's that?
Well, I'm happy.
Oh, you're happy?
Yeah.
OK. You happy I picked you?
Yeah.
Do you think?
Definitely, yeah.
What's, like,
your first impression of me, though?
What you thought of me.
I think you're genuine. OK.
I think you're straight-up.
Yeah.
I feel like you've got
quite a hard exterior. Yeah.
I feel like you're all gooey inside.
Yeah, I am!
That's very accurate, yeah. I am.
Yeah, you've got it pretty spot-on.
I'll give you that, yeah.
What do you do?
I haven't even asked.
I'm an actress,
and I do ring girl-ing as well.
What about you? What do you do?
So, I sell online.
So, I sell vibrators.
Do you?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
Like, vibrators?
Like the stuff you put in places
you shouldn't talk about. OK. Wow!
Wow, I know. So, yeah.
Girls just can't get enough of them.
Really?
Yeah, so... That's it, really.
Is that your job title?
I'm the director of the company.
Director of... vibrators?
Yeah, you could say that.
Well, Spencer,
he's a nice-looking boy, isn't he?
Definitely came at the right time.
I was a single girl.
This morning, I was very upset.
It was a very nice surprise,
and I'm happy that he picked me.
What would be, like,
your ideal date?
My ideal date?
Yeah.
OK, so... maybe just, like,
a private beach.
Oh...
Why, is it stereotypical?
No, you're talking my language.
Like, a private beach.
Massive blanket. Snacks.
Blanket, picnic, candles,
good views.
Stars.
Stars.
You can hear the waves.
The waves and the ocean.
Have a dip when the sun's setting.
Yeah.
That's definitely my vibe.
OK.
I've had a bit of a chat with Olivia
already, which is good.
She's definitely meeting
my expectations.
I think she seems really genuine.
She seems nice.
Yeah, she seems a bit of me,
and I'm excited to spend
a bit more time with her.
Love Island is proud
to present,
for the first and possibly last time
the series,
Lana getting to climb into bed
with Ron!
You all right?
You all right?
Yeah, good.
Ooh!
You all right?
Mm-hm.
Sure?
It's shit, isn't it? But, yeah...
It's hard for me
to see you like that.
What's she like?
She's nice. She's a nice girl.
I said, "You're gonna have to be
some sort of nuclear bomb..."
in order to take me away from you.
Hmm. What did she say to that?
She sort of just laughed it off,
I guess. Yeah.
And then she was, like,
"From what I've seen, you and Lana,
"I don't feel there's a spark, and
I feel like there's more for you."
Honestly, I'm gonna pull her
on these comments
cos it's pissing me off.
It's just another test. Yeah?
It's so annoying. Why us?
Why do I have to be such a catch,
eh?
Shut up.
Don't know what a diamond you've
got. Got everyone trying to get me.
Oh, this place, just...
Do I just put every single egg into
Lana's basket and just go for it
and just cut myself off completely
from any other girl?
We'll see. Ugh!
Ellie's getting to know
Olivia and Jessie.
Olivia has decided
if the chat gets boring,
she's just gonna green-screen
herself out of this scene.
How are you feeling?
I feel good. I'm, like,
I'm glad I'm in here. Yeah.
So, what do you do with yourself?
I work in corporate business
development at a law firm.
Nice. Yeah, I love it, to be fair.
I do love it.
But, it's just like,
corporate's not...
I'm not really a corporate girl.
You know?
I do have a tendency to get bored
quite quickly. Yeah. OK.
And it's the same thing with boys.
Really?
I'm that type of person where,
like, I'll see someone and be like,
oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
And literally give it 48 hours,
and I'll be like...
You like shiny objects. Yeah!
You've changed your mind?
I change my mind.
Looks, I don't really have a type,
but I just like funny. Me too.
Banter! Yeah.
Make me laugh. Make me laugh!
So, first glance into the villa.
What do you reckon?
Who would you say is your type?
Yeah, is there anyone else
who you've got your eye on?
I think Kai's really handsome.
He is. He's super handsome.
He's tall, nice.
He can probably hear me.
It's fine.
We can all hear each other.
So, you'll be sharing a bed
with Ron tonight. I know.
Are you all right? Yeah, you?
Are you happy? Yeah.
I haven't really...
It's all just a lot to take in.
Your one...
Really? He's really posh and he...
He's a bit like,
"I think I'm amazing."
But this is from a distance.
He owns a vibrator business!
Shut up!
Is it weird for a man
to own a vibrator company?
Over a woman?
So, I can lay down
and you can give me a cuddle.
I'm, like, asleep. OK.
Thanks for choosing me. Yeah, there
wasn't really any choice, was there?
Not any choice, I mean...
Oh, my God. No, no, no.
That came out wrong.
There wasn't any, like...
I didn't, I didn't even know.
Do you know what I mean?
Let's start that again.
OK.
Thanks for choosing me.
No problem.
No, it wasn't difficult, like...
I don't even know
if it's premature or not,
but I don't even think my head
would turn.
Well, I kinda feel the same.
Really?
And we get to share a bed.
Yes! Finally.
Do you know what,
when Ellie walked in,
I was so scared,
because she said funny.
I thought she was going to pick me,
because she said handsome as well,
and I told you that my favourite
compliment with handsome.
And I was like, no. I'm bare happy,
though, it wasn't me.
Yeah, I thought
she was going to choose you,
not because she said handsome,
but you are handsome.
Handsome.
I'm really liking where this
is heading, you know. Same.
Are you? Real connections!
Did you like my speech, then?
Did you think it was good?
I liked your speech.
Everyone else thought
it was way funnier than it was.
It wasn't like...
I didn't say anything funny.
What made them laugh? I think
it was when you called me weird.
Yeah, but you are a bit of a weirdo.
Yeah, I know.
I think that's a very endearing
compliment, isn't it? Stop it.
I just think it will make the
relationship a lot more intimate,
won't it? When you're sharing a bed
with someone, you're gonna cuddle,
you're gonna talk, you know...
So I'm gassed, I'm buzzing,
to be honest with you.
I'm going to get ready for bed.
Oh, babe. No, no, no.
I'll see you in bed.
I get to come to bed with you.
Oh, my hat!
Not walking.
Don't put me in the thing!
My hat, my hat, my hat.
Whisk it up with my heel.
Imagine, how pissed would you be?
Ooh!
No, actually, it's so annoying.
This dress is literally Versace, so.
# Why don't we run into the night
Like the sun won't ever come up? #
The Islanders
are heading upstairs
and looking forward
to a night to remember,
which is Spencer's
top-selling vibrator
after the Jackhammer
and the Pleasurator 3000.
# Are you cold in the mornings?
# Do you wake up dreaming? #
Bruv.
Good, bruv.
Appreciate you, brother, by the way.
I've got a lot of time for that.
It's all good.
All good.
Yeah, it was a hard thing for you
to take, but you took it well.
Thanks, girls, I love you all.
She's gorgeous.
She is.
She's smart, she's nice.
Hi!
Hello!
I'm just hyping you up over here.
# Why don't we run into the night
Like the sun won't ever come up? #
No-one could top Shaq, to be fair.
What did Shaq say?
He says he's falling in love!
Oh, my God.
Shaq is so falling in love
with her, you know.
You guys are so cute.
I need to express how
cute you guys are together.
Somebody's got a new man!
Fresh meat.
Yes, Spencer.
Do you know what,
it's mad how, like,
my mood's changed from this morning.
But, yeah, he's got beautiful eyes.
How are you feeling?
Fine.
Yeah?
Gonna get some cuddles tonight?
No!
I hope he's not cuddling, either!
I'll find out in the morning.
Mm. Yes, you will.
Hey, girl!
Hey, hun.
# The sun won't ever come up
# Caught at the end of the world
Falling in love
# Like it's the first
And the last time
# We get to set our hearts
On fire... #
Hi.
Are you still dressed up?
Yeah.
So cold!
Evening.
Hi, hun.
This is your home.
Oh, my God!
This is your home.
Welcome.
Thank you.
Night! Good night, Ellie,
good night, Spencer!
Welcome to the villa!
Welcome to the villa! Welcome, guys.
# I want to live like
It's the first
And the last time... #
# Meet me in the midnight
# Meet me in the midnight... #
It's the morning after
Ellie and Spencer arrived
in the villa, and last night,
Spencer left a purple
Pleasurator 3000 in the garden.
Sorry, my mistake.
At second glance, it's a cactus.
# I'd call you whenever
# You would pick up
Like you ain't even tired
# You were with me
When no-one else would be... #
Morning, guys.
Morning.
Morning, angel.
Morning.
I slept like a baby.
Call me Daddy.
How's the newbies feeling?
Not bad, to be fair.
I'm feeling good.
How was it for you, Will?
Best sleep EVER!
Oi! Who's excited for today, then?
# Even till this day
You still look away
# When I try to compliment you... #
Are you gonna make the bed, yeah?
Yeah, I'll make the bed. Why not?
How do you like it done?
# That there's something
In the way that you walk
# I can't put my finger on it... #
I miss you already.
# Cos there's so much of you
I adore
# Like the way that you love
When you fall... #
You OK?
We need to get a spare one for you,
mate.
Did you get a cuddle?
No, no cuddles.
# And all you gotta do now
Is walk... #
Spencer come in last night.
Welcome, bro.
Welcome, bro, obviously.
You came in and picked Liv.
How are you feeling about that, bro?
Yeah, I think I'm happy
with my choice.
Liv seems like a great girl.
You won't get a better girl,
honestly.
She's honestly the nicest girl.
It would be good today
to have a few chats.
Olivia?
Yes, Tanya?
You've got a new man in your bed!
I do.
Something you're not used to!
Something I'm not used to.
No, it was nice. Of course.
Yesterday was such a nice surprise.
I think you could all see from my
face. My mood definitely changed.
He is quite good looking.
He is.
He's got really nice eyes.
If you look at his eyes,
they're, like, bright blue.
Yeah, they're very nice.
Yeah, he's a lovely boy
and we'll see today.
What about you, lover boy?
Willow!
Yes! Oh, mate.
I'm fully charged up, mate, yeah.
Like, I'm Buzz Lightyear, I'm Woody!
Fully loved every second of it.
I was literally cuddling her
all night.
You finally got in a couple
that you're actually attracted to.
I bet you're so gassed. So gassed.
It was sick.
Been a long time coming.
I was loving it, mate.
Did you have a good sleep?
I had such a good sleep.
It was so nice.
And Will kept me really warm.
Aw!
Yeah.
Ellie, how was your first sleep
here?
Yeah, it was good.
Like, it was just chill.
Ron, man,
it was so close last night.
I'm not gonna lie, boys.
I haven't been with Lana
since the start
and it feels like I've spent my
whole time in here away from her,
so it would be nice
to be back into a bed with her.
But she's a lovely girl.
Like, the conversation
that I had with her.
She's really good looking as well.
In terms of vibe,
she'll be everyone's type
because of how she talks,
how she comes across.
I've got to allow myself
to be open with her
and make sure that I give her
a chance.
Erm, obviously, I wish I was back
in bed with Ron, but we move.
It's been a while.
It's been a while.
I mean, what did I say?
Distance makes the heart..
Grow fonder.
..grow fonder.
I think she's sick of that.
Yeah, yeah.
She's like, "Nah, I'm over it.
Get me in that bed!"
ZARA: No, I feel for you, girl.
It's fine. I'm sure
we'll be back together soon.
I wonder what today's got in store.
I wonder
what we're doing today?
Yeah!
Welcome to the villa!
Thank you!
We need to get you a stool
or something.
While the Islanders were in bed,
we laid on a breakfast guaranteed
to give anyone a proper stuffing.
Coincidentally, "guaranteed
to give anyone a proper stuffing"
is what it says on the box
for the Pleasurator 3000.
Aw!
It's so cute!
Thank you.
Oh, my God, this looks so...
Wow.
Then do I tuck you in?
To our first date.
Hey, first date. Go on.
Cheers.
Oh, my God.
I didn't look you in the eyes.
That's bad luck.
No, it's seven years' bad sex.
You don't get that with me.
So, are you falling in love with me?
So, I could see the smile on your
face yesterday when I picked you.
I hate you. I actually hate you.
Were you as happy as you looked
when you re-coupled with me?
I thought it was really cute,
what you said.
I'm not gonna lie,
when I realised that, like,
I could re-couple up with you,
I had the biggest smile on my face.
I was gassed. I think
everyone could see it, as well,
stood up with a massive smile
on my face.
That's so cute.
I was, erm...
Yeah, I'm happy that we can be back
in a couple again together.
You're so sweet.
Are you happy you're sleeping
in the same bed as me?
I know you're happy, so... yeah.
I hate you. I actually hate you.
What did you say this morning,
you slept like a baby?
I slept like a baby next to Ron,
too, don't get too gassed.
How was the first night
in the bed, then?
It was good.
It was good having cuddles.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, do you know what?
I've never really done that,
where you've kind of, like,
cuddled all night long.
Well, you're a good cuddler.
Yeah, it was really, really nice.
I was like, "Am I annoying him?"
Like, I kept just, like,
coming back over to you.
Really? I love it, though.
I absolutely love it.
Yeah, good.
I'm really like...
Yeah, if you roll over,
I'll follow you to the other side.
Yeah.
# Sounds like heaven to me... #
I'm really happy, to be honest.
Mm.
And I couldn't imagine
kind of, like,
coupling up with anyone else, so...
Good, I'm really happy.
Thank you for choosing me.
No! I'm really happy
that you chose me, as well. So...
Cheers to our first date!
Mmm. So, apparently,
you're in love, babe?
D'you wanna tell me about that?
I think, like...
I think you misheard what I said.
Yeah?
I said I could see myself
falling in love with you.
Oh, it was me
So, I'm not there yet.
OK, OK. Sorry, sorry.
# Ooh, do you feel it, too...? #
So, if, for example, like, someone
came in that was your type...?
That was my cup of tea?
Mm.
I'd let them know that...
"Hm, baby,
you're gonna have to be that guy,
"Shaq, and a million times more."
I figured out that with you,
and things like that,
is that it would take, like,
a miracle to turn my head from you.
So, what's it like
having a date right now?
I mean, this is good.
I honestly... I'm enjoying this.
Yeah, I feel like we're very
comfortable together, aren't we?
Yeah, I think so, yeah.
We can just chat.
And we've got a lot of things
in common. Yeah.
Does it feel weird
that you can, like,
just turn your shoulder
and see them?
I mean, I'm glad
that I'm facing this way,
and you're sat that way,
because that, like...
We didn't plan that.
I mean, did you wanna sit here?
No, I did not.
This is bare nice.
Isn't it?
I've known you not even 24 hours.
Shared a bed and a date.
And now a little breakfast date.
That's mad.
Do you usually move this quick?
Well...
Well! I didn't even think about
the fact you were an Essex boy.
Essex boys have a bit of a rep.
We have a really bad rep.
You have a really bad rep.
What was I thinking?
I don't think
I thought this through.
It just works, that's why.
No, but does it work?
We've got a bad rep.
Why, are you a bad boy?
No, not at all. I'm not complaining,
I'm literally not complaining.
I'm glad I picked you,
I'm glad I picked you.
And just... Yeah, see what
you're like. See what happens.
See what's behind
this hard exterior.
Behind the hard exterior.
Yeah.
You already... A soft, soppy side
that wants cuddles in bed.
Yeah. I am actually really
affectionate. Like, with...
I was gonna say, if you're not,
then I'll call it quits now.
I'm really affectionate
and I do like cuddles.
It just takes me a bit longer to be
comfortable with someone to do that.
Yeah.
Cos I find it really intimate.
I love a cuddle.
I do love a cuddle. Yeah.
It doesn't always have to be more.
Sometimes a cuddle is enough.
Yeah. Like, with Tom,
it didn't really come naturally.
So maybe that kind of showed me
that probably...
By tonight,
you'll be wanting a cuddle. OK.
God, you back yourself, don't you?
Yeah, I feel like I am.
You have to, though. Yeah.
I love the confidence.
What did you think
about Spencer picking Liv?
Yeah, I think, obviously,
you know what the situation was
with me and Liv. I did try and be
as honest and open as I can.
Maybe I'm too nice at times,
I don't know,
but I think that's just me,
and I won't change.
And I tried to be open with Liv
and said yeah, the door was open,
I wanted to get to know her,
but my head is with you,
and I couldn't see...
I don't think you could have been
clearer about that, to be fair.
And I could see it working with you
on the outside, like.
But, like I've told you before,
the vibe,
I haven't had that on the outside.
Mm-hm.
And I wanted to come in here
with a girl and be like, "Wow."
When we both first come in here, I
feel like none of us were 100% sure.
You had such a massive guard up.
Yeah, but now you know me,
you know what I'm like.
Yeah.
Do you know what I mean?
When you came in, I was like,
"What is this girl?"
Honestly, after the first day,
I was thinking, "Nah."
That's so funny. But then you
put your guard down a little bit,
and you were like,
"Aw, there we go."
Yeah, because I started to
like you as a person.
And then as soon as you were nicer
and you treated me with more respect
then I gave you more. So, the nicer
you are, the more you get from me.
Oh, check you, playing with
your hair. You must really like me.
Oh, shut up.
Playing with your hair...
Please stop this.
I hate you, I hate you so much.
Playing with your hair and smiling.
You love it.
You love me.
Nah, I don't. Bit too early.
Maybe one day.
It's important that I don't just cut
anything off, because how can you?
You know.
Yeah.
It's part of the experience as well,
do you know what I mean?
Although I'm not wifed.
# You spend ten years with somebody
Didn't end up working out. #
I'm not going to listen
to the opinions of others.
I'll do what I want to do.
100%.
Because I know that what I do
will be right for me.
And I'm a nice person enough
to do it in the right, well,
hopefully in the right way.
Yeah.
So I'm not going to let
someone else dictate what I do.
No. I respect that as well,
because I'm so the same.
I literally don't care about anyone
else's opinion. I trust my gut.
I trust myself
more than I trust anyone else.
I'm not someone who's going to...
I'm not going to regret things
that I do.
I'll deal with
the consequences if it fucks up.
What is that saying that's like,
it's easier to ask for forgiveness
than it is for permission.
For permission, yeah.
I know within half-an-hour
if I want to spend
the rest of the night with a girl.
Yeah, 100%. I think I know
within five minutes.
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah, I'm very quick.
Well,
we've spent more than five minutes.
You're good. I'm still here.
What you think your dream job is
after being a PB?
A PB? A personal best?
Oh, what is it? A PT?
A PT. My dream job...
Probably a farmer?
..is to be a mum.
See, that's what I think one of the
most attractive things about you is.
You are such a, like, a family girl,
do you know what I mean? Yeah.
Yeah, I am very close to my family.
I like that you're close
with yours as well.
Yeah, I think that
you'd really get on. Yeah.
They would love you.
There's just nothing better
than coming home to your family,
like, everyone's there,
you can be your full self.
Yeah.
It's just the best.
I can see myself
falling in love with you,
I can see us having a relationship
on the outside. Same.
And I want to know every little
thing about you. Everything?
Everything. Are you sure?
Everything.
Just like I want to know you
and all the little stuff,
I want you to feel that you know me.
Yeah. Be like, I know my man.
Because you'll be a part of me,
do you know what I mean? Yeah.
I just can't wait to be like, yeah,
that's Shaq over there,
that's my boyfriend.
Yeah, that's my boyfriend.
I am I like the way that sounds,
to be fair. Yeah? That sounds good.
You know, I didn't expect it,
like, feelings so strong
from the beginning.
You just melt my heart away.
You're an amazing girl, Tanya.
That's the honest truth.
Thank you, babe.
# We're inevitable. #
# I've been getting so close... #
New arrival Ellie works
in corporate business development
for a law firm,
and that's the last time
you'll hear me mention that,
cos the other newbie shifts
Rampant Rabbits for a living.
Hello.
Hey.
D'you wanna go for a chat?
Yeah, let's go. Cool.
Oh, man. Where d'you wanna go?
Do you wanna go to the firepit?
Yeah, let's go.
I like your shoes.
Thank you.
Everyone's, like, having a meltdown
about my socks. Why?
Cos no-one wears socks in here.
Oh, no.
To be fair, I wore socks
to bed last night.
Did you?
Is that an ick?
Oh, my God, that's...
No, that's just weird.
That's psycho, that.
That's a bit psycho.
How are you?
Yeah, I'm good.
But I just think everyone's
so desperate to be married off,
like, they're shook.
We haven't been here long,
and I feel like everyone seems
so shut off.
So shut off.
I haven't said anything,
cos it's not my business,
d'you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.
I'm a very chill guy.
Yeah. No, I can tell.
Drama just seems
to fucking follow me everywhere,
but I try to keep away from it.
I know!
You're a good-looking boy,
so I'm not surprised.
Thank you.
I am not surprised.
It's quite early days
with you and Zara, isn't it?
So it's just, like...
Yeah. ..how do you know?
So, I feel like, definitely,
you want to, like,
throw yourself into the experience.
You've got to.
You have to.
That's what I'm here for.
I'm here for one time, you know.
Cos then imagine
if, like, Zara's head turned
and then you were, like, "Oh, shit."
And I've tried to be as open
as I can with her.
I said, "Look, girls are gonna
come in, lads are coming in,
"like, you go and talk to them.
"Don't think, like,
because you're with me
"you can't talk to them."
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You, literally,
get to know everyone,
and go with whatever you want to do.
I've been in your position
and I was the same.
I was just going round
speaking to everyone. Yeah.
Catching a vibe.
Yeah.
It's just good to hear,
like, a familiar...
person that's been
in the same situation.
You'll be sweet, like.
I know it can be a lot.
So, like, what are you looking for?
What's, like, your type of guy?
I don't think
I really have a type, myself.
I just feel like
if I click with someone,
if I feel like I can trust someone,
I'm comfortable.
It's a big thing, that.
Funny...
It's a big thing, yeah. Trust.
That's all that it really is about,
isn't it?
But, yeah. It's nice to chat to you.
Yeah. Come on, give me a hug.
You'll be sweet.
Thank you.
Oh, you're so lovely and tall.
Lana thinks
it's bang out of order
for Ellie to steal Ron
at a re-coupling,
and no-one agrees more
than Tanyel -
the last person to steal Ron
at a re-coupling!
Erm... I just don't like
the comments. Mm?
I don't like the comments.
No!
You don't need to put
another girl down,
or someone else's relationship down,
to be, like,
"I know I'm perfect for you."
Like, who do you think you are?
No, I know.
Just come in and be nice.
But then again,
she's seen what's seen.
Obviously, she's entitled
to her own opinion, but...
No, but, yeah, she seems ballsy.
Yeah.
To come in
throwing them things around.
To be honest, I can't blame the girl
for wanting to speak to Ron.
How can I?
She said that Ron hadn't met his
match yet in her re-coupling speech,
so I just wanted to know
what she meant by it.
Good luck to her.
You and Ron are very strong.
Me and Ron are very strong,
and you'll see that.
At the same time,
you don't want to speak to her
at the beginning just in case!
No, I believe in it.
I believe in it too, I can't lie.
You've just got to wait
and see, babe.
And the thing is, even if they do
have a better connection,
good for him and good for her.
Do you know what I mean?
But do I think he's only got
his eyes on you, like, properly?
Yeah.
For now? Yeah, I do.
I do think he's being genuine
with you.
Like, I wouldn't be so happy for you
two now, do you know what I mean,
if I didn't think he really liked
you? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't think you can fake that.
No.
It's not even that,
it's not even me doubting him,
it's just things can change in here.
Yeah.
You don't know what's gonna happen.
Yeah.
I feel like the comment she made
when she was picking,
I found it a little bit
disrespectful,
but I know also
she is coming in as a bombshell
and she's got to make her move,
so at the same time,
I completely understand it.
I'd probably do the same.
Lana wants a word with Ellie,
because nobody steals her man!
Well, OK, everybody steals her man,
but let's not get bogged down
in details.
Ellie?
Yes, hon?
Do you want a chat? Yeah, of course.
Shall we go over here?
Do you want to go to the daybeds?
Yeah.
It's a little bit shaded.
Yeah, I need it.
I know, me too.
How are you?
Yeah, good, babes. How are you?
I'm not bad. I'm just getting
in the corner there.
Oh, my God, yes.
Get a little bit of spray on. Yeah.
Oh, my God, I do feel like,
obviously, I've needed to pull you.
Yeah.
Obviously, entrance, re-coupling,
savage. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't want there to be
any animosity between us.
I think you're such a lovely girl,
and I don't want it to be
a personal thing,
because no-one would ever
wanna upset you ever.
The comment about not meeting
his match or something,
I was a bit, like, "Mm..."
Yeah.
Obviously, that's not
nice for you to hear. Yeah.
Like, let's be honest.
Yeah.
But I do feel like when you put
yourself in an experience like this,
everything you do
in your relationship
is up for debate and opinion.
Yeah.
So it's, like,
that's my personal opinion.
What do you base that on?
Like, definitely what I've seen.
Really?
Yeah, 100%.
From him or me?
I mean, a mix, really. A mix.
Definitely, because only you two
know how you feel. Mm-hm.
And you could literally just
laugh with each other and be, like,
"Ha-ha, she doesn't know,
she hasn't been here."
Whatever, and just piss yourselves
about it and whatever.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But from what I've seen, which is
the only thing I can go off...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
..is, like, you know,
it just wasn't,
it didn't seem like sparks were
flying, like,
it just seemed a bit stiff
sometimes.
But I could be totally wrong
and it could have been, like,
you were a married couple in here
and it's like, what do you know?
Yeah. I think, like,
obviously you've not seen it all.
No, for sure I haven't.
And I do think you are wrong.
I do think there is a spark.
I think you'll probably see it now.
Everyone's going to have
different opinions,
and if you guys know that you're
strong and you're happy and fine,
just be like... If, if I was you,
I'd just be like, "Cool. LOL."
Do you know what I mean?
No, honestly, I don't feel,
like, you can have absolutely
your opinion. Definitely.
But, having said that, I am
definitely interested in getting
to know Ron, and I do want to make
that really clear with you. Yeah.
I will pull him for chats
and we are sharing a bed. Yeah.
But only time will tell.
# What I'm feeling
What I'm feeling. #
Tomorrow night,
there's trouble...
I still wouldn't want to share
a bed with anyone else but you.
She's not my girlfriend.
No.
You can't just wife yourself off.
No, 100%.
..in paradise.
I am not getting involved
in a trio thing. I'm not.
I'm not involved in this shit,
so that's that.
I get too kind
and then they just walk all over me,
do you know what I mean?
Just fucked it, really.
The Islanders we have decided
we are sending home tonight are...
..on Love Island...
Anna-May...
and Haris.
..things got emotional.
# I was made for loving you
Baby... #
I love you... I love you.
..and I'm so, so sorry.
I really didn't want to do that.
It's just hard seeing everyone
in their couples.
I'm like the cry-baby of the villa.
And there was a surprise in store.
Tonight,
there will be a re-coupling.
Before you choose which girl
to couple up with,
please welcome Ellie and Spencer
to the villa.
Ellie and Spencer, you will decide
who you would like
to couple up with first.
# Girl, I was made for you
# Girl, you were made for me... #
At last night's re-coupling,
there were two big shocks.
One, men's clothes from the '90s
are all a size too big.
And, two, new bombshells Ellie
and Spencer will get to pick first.
Ellie, please make
your decision now.
# You've got to set your dreams
On fire... #
I've decided to couple up
with this boy because...
# You've got to set your dreams
On fire... #
..from what I've seen so far,
he seems really funny,
he's handsome...
I don't think
he's met his match yet.
And I'm really looking forward
to getting to know him better.
# If you know me, you would know
That I'm obsessed... #
So the boy
I'd like to couple up with is...
# I don't like to lose
I like to be the best... #
..Ron.
# Set your dreams on fire... #
# You have made your final move
# Nothing left for me to prove
# So set your dreams on fire
# Set your dreams on fire. #
Spencer, please make your decision
now.
# Never look back, never... #
I'd like to couple up with this girl
because...
# Never, never look back... #
..in her time in the villa,
she's had her ups and downs.
She seems genuine and straight-up.
So, I'd love to get to know her
on a deeper level.
So, the girl I'd like
to couple up with is...
Olivia.
It's Shaq's turn to choose.
He's coupled up with Tanya.
# I'd given up on romance
Then I found you. #
I've decided to couple up
with this girl
because from the moment that I saw
her, she absolutely blew me away.
# Someone tell me
What's happening to me. #
The time that we've spent in
the villa so far has been amazing.
I want to carry on
getting to know her
and to explore
the connection that we've built.
And I can genuinely see myself
falling in love with her.
# I didn't care for anyone
Until there was you
# Ain't it crazy what love can do?
# Crazy what love
# Can do. #
So the girl I'd like
to couple up with is...
Tanya.
# Crazy what love can do
Crazy what love can do. #
Next up, it's Tom. He was
with Olivia, but now he's with Zara.
I've decided to couple up with this
girl because I think from the off,
we had an instant connection.
I genuinely think this girl
could wear a bin bag
and still look 10 out of 10.
And, yeah, like, I'm genuinely
so excited to see how far we can go.
# I know when she's lost
And she knows when I feel alone. #
So the girl
I'd like to couple up with is...
Zara.
# All my airs and graces
To the little things I do
# Everything is pointless
Without you. #
It's Kai's turn to choose.
He's single
because Anna-May was dumped.
I've decided to couple up
with this girl,
because we're completely different
but exactly the same.
Every time I see her, I get
absolutely gassed, and she knows it.
The more I get to know her,
the more I realise how honest,
caring and loving she is,
and that's something
that I want in my life.
So I can't wait to get to know her
on a deeper level.
So, the girl I'd like
to couple up with is...
Tanyel.
# Don't you dare look back
# Just keep your eyes on me
# I said you hold it back
# She said shut up
And dance with me... #
# She said oooh-ooh
# Shut up and dance with me. #
Will is next to go.
He was in a friendship couple
with Lana.
I have decided to couple up
with this girl
because I had a bit of a rocky start
at the beginning.
# I'm not for everyone... #
A wise man once told me
good things come
to people that wait.
And this beautiful, funny,
little bit weird girl walks in
and honestly, blew me off my feet.
# Came in with the lights down low
# And you saved me... #
I'm just really excited
to see where this goes,
and to see how it blossoms.
So, the girl I would like
to couple up with is...
# You are my northern star
# You are my northern star... #
Jessie.
# Came in with the lights down low
# And you saved me... #
Thanks for calling me weird!
# I'll go anywhere you go
My baby... #
Aaron is the last boy to pick.
# Searching for the light
In the darkness... #
I've decided to couple up
with this girl
because ever since
I walked in here,
I just have seen
that she's got a great connection.
# It's madness... #
I think the best advice I could say
is keep your head up,
and keep being yourself,
and, you know,
it's not a race,
it's a marathon in here.
# How did it come to this? #
But nonetheless,
I think we'll get along really well
and we'll form a great friendship.
At least we can talk
about Harry Potter all night, so...
# Lord knows the truth... #
So the girl I'd like
to couple up with is...
..Lana.
# It's madness
# How the poor stay poor
# And the rich get rich
# It's madness
# It's madness. #
# I can't work you out
# Are you thinking 'bout
Something better...? #
In the re-coupling,
new boy Spencer chose Olivia,
while Ellie indulged in the craze
that's sweeping the nation -
stealing Ron from Lana.
It's this week's Wakey Wines!
What an entrance.
Whoa, bloody hell.
What you saying, mate?
Gonna say hi to the guys.
How you doing, mate?
Hello, how are you?
I'm good, you?
We'll chat in a bit, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we'll chat.
I'm not feeling too great,
to be honest.
When we first
got the re-coupling text,
I was honestly so excited
because I thought, like,
I'd get to be back in Ron's bed,
and we could have nice chats,
and, you know,
sail off into the sunset.
But that's obviously
not how it's gone for me.
I just can't catch a break, can I?
How you feeling?
How are you doing?
I'm actually all right.
Whatever happens, happens.
What was the comment she made?
She said, "I don't think
he's met his match yet."
It's a lie!
That was savage.
Fair play to you. It's ballsy.
I just feel like I like what I like.
Yeah.
You're obviously super handsome
but I am... Thank you.
..a personality person, as well.
I just felt we would be
comfortable in here with each other.
Yeah.
So, I'm like coming here,
and I'm like, "Do you know what?
He seems like a good boy.
"I feel like
I'd be comfortable with him,
"and we would really get along."
I feel like I get your vibe already.
Yeah.
And if you...
They way you come across,
you seem like a very lovely girl.
Thank you. So I feel like it's gonna
be quite easy to get to know you.
And...
Totally. Well..
..whether it becomes something or
whether it doesn't, time will tell.
Exactly. What is going on
with you and Lana, though?
Me and Lana are really,
really close.
Yeah.
We have a really strong thing going.
It doesn't scream,
like, sparks flying to me.
I'm not gonna lie.
I mean, it's just like, dead...
Not dead vibes, but like,
I don't wanna be too harsh,
but it's just like...
You say it how it is.
You are very my type.
Yeah.
But I don't when I come in here
and just be like a test,
have your head tilt again,
potentially,
and then you be like,
"Oh, now I'm running back to Lana."
Yeah. It is gonna take
a lot for me to sort of,
like, turn, at this point.
Mm-hm.
Gotta be a nuclear bomb...
Mm-hm.
..because at the moment,
I'm really happy with Lana. Mm-hm.
But at the same time,
you've come in,
and we're in a couple. Mm-hm.
It's hard because you...
In your head,
you wanna stay open. Mm.
But then you form these connections,
and you're... You get close quickly.
But then bombshells walk in,
spice things up a bit.
We'll probably both know
very quickly,
because I'm not, like,
a slow burner. Yeah, yeah.
I'm like,
I either really like you - I'm like,
"Yes, oh, my God. I'm vibing.
"I wanna spend time with him,
he's great."
Or I'm like, "No."
No-one knows what's gonna happen.
Well, that's the thing.
So we just have to feel it out.
A new blonde bombshell walks in,
this Ellie.
She's gone and picked me.
From first impressions, she's
a very, very good looking girl.
She's lovely so far.
It's going to be really tough, this.
Sex toy salesman Spencer
picked Olivia.
From the moment he arrived, there's
been a real buzz in the villa...
because his suitcase
is full of dildos.
You look great, though, by the way.
Thank you. So do you.
So, what's your experience been?
Were you coupled up...?
Oh, God. Tell me.
It's been... an experience.
Good to get the, er...
Get what's going on. You've come in
at a really good time, though.
Do you think?
Yeah.
Why's that?
Well, I'm happy.
Oh, you're happy?
Yeah.
OK. You happy I picked you?
Yeah.
Do you think?
Definitely, yeah.
What's, like,
your first impression of me, though?
What you thought of me.
I think you're genuine. OK.
I think you're straight-up.
Yeah.
I feel like you've got
quite a hard exterior. Yeah.
I feel like you're all gooey inside.
Yeah, I am!
That's very accurate, yeah. I am.
Yeah, you've got it pretty spot-on.
I'll give you that, yeah.
What do you do?
I haven't even asked.
I'm an actress,
and I do ring girl-ing as well.
What about you? What do you do?
So, I sell online.
So, I sell vibrators.
Do you?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
Like, vibrators?
Like the stuff you put in places
you shouldn't talk about. OK. Wow!
Wow, I know. So, yeah.
Girls just can't get enough of them.
Really?
Yeah, so... That's it, really.
Is that your job title?
I'm the director of the company.
Director of... vibrators?
Yeah, you could say that.
Well, Spencer,
he's a nice-looking boy, isn't he?
Definitely came at the right time.
I was a single girl.
This morning, I was very upset.
It was a very nice surprise,
and I'm happy that he picked me.
What would be, like,
your ideal date?
My ideal date?
Yeah.
OK, so... maybe just, like,
a private beach.
Oh...
Why, is it stereotypical?
No, you're talking my language.
Like, a private beach.
Massive blanket. Snacks.
Blanket, picnic, candles,
good views.
Stars.
Stars.
You can hear the waves.
The waves and the ocean.
Have a dip when the sun's setting.
Yeah.
That's definitely my vibe.
OK.
I've had a bit of a chat with Olivia
already, which is good.
She's definitely meeting
my expectations.
I think she seems really genuine.
She seems nice.
Yeah, she seems a bit of me,
and I'm excited to spend
a bit more time with her.
Love Island is proud
to present,
for the first and possibly last time
the series,
Lana getting to climb into bed
with Ron!
You all right?
You all right?
Yeah, good.
Ooh!
You all right?
Mm-hm.
Sure?
It's shit, isn't it? But, yeah...
It's hard for me
to see you like that.
What's she like?
She's nice. She's a nice girl.
I said, "You're gonna have to be
some sort of nuclear bomb..."
in order to take me away from you.
Hmm. What did she say to that?
She sort of just laughed it off,
I guess. Yeah.
And then she was, like,
"From what I've seen, you and Lana,
"I don't feel there's a spark, and
I feel like there's more for you."
Honestly, I'm gonna pull her
on these comments
cos it's pissing me off.
It's just another test. Yeah?
It's so annoying. Why us?
Why do I have to be such a catch,
eh?
Shut up.
Don't know what a diamond you've
got. Got everyone trying to get me.
Oh, this place, just...
Do I just put every single egg into
Lana's basket and just go for it
and just cut myself off completely
from any other girl?
We'll see. Ugh!
Ellie's getting to know
Olivia and Jessie.
Olivia has decided
if the chat gets boring,
she's just gonna green-screen
herself out of this scene.
How are you feeling?
I feel good. I'm, like,
I'm glad I'm in here. Yeah.
So, what do you do with yourself?
I work in corporate business
development at a law firm.
Nice. Yeah, I love it, to be fair.
I do love it.
But, it's just like,
corporate's not...
I'm not really a corporate girl.
You know?
I do have a tendency to get bored
quite quickly. Yeah. OK.
And it's the same thing with boys.
Really?
I'm that type of person where,
like, I'll see someone and be like,
oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
And literally give it 48 hours,
and I'll be like...
You like shiny objects. Yeah!
You've changed your mind?
I change my mind.
Looks, I don't really have a type,
but I just like funny. Me too.
Banter! Yeah.
Make me laugh. Make me laugh!
So, first glance into the villa.
What do you reckon?
Who would you say is your type?
Yeah, is there anyone else
who you've got your eye on?
I think Kai's really handsome.
He is. He's super handsome.
He's tall, nice.
He can probably hear me.
It's fine.
We can all hear each other.
So, you'll be sharing a bed
with Ron tonight. I know.
Are you all right? Yeah, you?
Are you happy? Yeah.
I haven't really...
It's all just a lot to take in.
Your one...
Really? He's really posh and he...
He's a bit like,
"I think I'm amazing."
But this is from a distance.
He owns a vibrator business!
Shut up!
Is it weird for a man
to own a vibrator company?
Over a woman?
So, I can lay down
and you can give me a cuddle.
I'm, like, asleep. OK.
Thanks for choosing me. Yeah, there
wasn't really any choice, was there?
Not any choice, I mean...
Oh, my God. No, no, no.
That came out wrong.
There wasn't any, like...
I didn't, I didn't even know.
Do you know what I mean?
Let's start that again.
OK.
Thanks for choosing me.
No problem.
No, it wasn't difficult, like...
I don't even know
if it's premature or not,
but I don't even think my head
would turn.
Well, I kinda feel the same.
Really?
And we get to share a bed.
Yes! Finally.
Do you know what,
when Ellie walked in,
I was so scared,
because she said funny.
I thought she was going to pick me,
because she said handsome as well,
and I told you that my favourite
compliment with handsome.
And I was like, no. I'm bare happy,
though, it wasn't me.
Yeah, I thought
she was going to choose you,
not because she said handsome,
but you are handsome.
Handsome.
I'm really liking where this
is heading, you know. Same.
Are you? Real connections!
Did you like my speech, then?
Did you think it was good?
I liked your speech.
Everyone else thought
it was way funnier than it was.
It wasn't like...
I didn't say anything funny.
What made them laugh? I think
it was when you called me weird.
Yeah, but you are a bit of a weirdo.
Yeah, I know.
I think that's a very endearing
compliment, isn't it? Stop it.
I just think it will make the
relationship a lot more intimate,
won't it? When you're sharing a bed
with someone, you're gonna cuddle,
you're gonna talk, you know...
So I'm gassed, I'm buzzing,
to be honest with you.
I'm going to get ready for bed.
Oh, babe. No, no, no.
I'll see you in bed.
I get to come to bed with you.
Oh, my hat!
Not walking.
Don't put me in the thing!
My hat, my hat, my hat.
Whisk it up with my heel.
Imagine, how pissed would you be?
Ooh!
No, actually, it's so annoying.
This dress is literally Versace, so.
# Why don't we run into the night
Like the sun won't ever come up? #
The Islanders
are heading upstairs
and looking forward
to a night to remember,
which is Spencer's
top-selling vibrator
after the Jackhammer
and the Pleasurator 3000.
# Are you cold in the mornings?
# Do you wake up dreaming? #
Bruv.
Good, bruv.
Appreciate you, brother, by the way.
I've got a lot of time for that.
It's all good.
All good.
Yeah, it was a hard thing for you
to take, but you took it well.
Thanks, girls, I love you all.
She's gorgeous.
She is.
She's smart, she's nice.
Hi!
Hello!
I'm just hyping you up over here.
# Why don't we run into the night
Like the sun won't ever come up? #
No-one could top Shaq, to be fair.
What did Shaq say?
He says he's falling in love!
Oh, my God.
Shaq is so falling in love
with her, you know.
You guys are so cute.
I need to express how
cute you guys are together.
Somebody's got a new man!
Fresh meat.
Yes, Spencer.
Do you know what,
it's mad how, like,
my mood's changed from this morning.
But, yeah, he's got beautiful eyes.
How are you feeling?
Fine.
Yeah?
Gonna get some cuddles tonight?
No!
I hope he's not cuddling, either!
I'll find out in the morning.
Mm. Yes, you will.
Hey, girl!
Hey, hun.
# The sun won't ever come up
# Caught at the end of the world
Falling in love
# Like it's the first
And the last time
# We get to set our hearts
On fire... #
Hi.
Are you still dressed up?
Yeah.
So cold!
Evening.
Hi, hun.
This is your home.
Oh, my God!
This is your home.
Welcome.
Thank you.
Night! Good night, Ellie,
good night, Spencer!
Welcome to the villa!
Welcome to the villa! Welcome, guys.
# I want to live like
It's the first
And the last time... #
# Meet me in the midnight
# Meet me in the midnight... #
It's the morning after
Ellie and Spencer arrived
in the villa, and last night,
Spencer left a purple
Pleasurator 3000 in the garden.
Sorry, my mistake.
At second glance, it's a cactus.
# I'd call you whenever
# You would pick up
Like you ain't even tired
# You were with me
When no-one else would be... #
Morning, guys.
Morning.
Morning, angel.
Morning.
I slept like a baby.
Call me Daddy.
How's the newbies feeling?
Not bad, to be fair.
I'm feeling good.
How was it for you, Will?
Best sleep EVER!
Oi! Who's excited for today, then?
# Even till this day
You still look away
# When I try to compliment you... #
Are you gonna make the bed, yeah?
Yeah, I'll make the bed. Why not?
How do you like it done?
# That there's something
In the way that you walk
# I can't put my finger on it... #
I miss you already.
# Cos there's so much of you
I adore
# Like the way that you love
When you fall... #
You OK?
We need to get a spare one for you,
mate.
Did you get a cuddle?
No, no cuddles.
# And all you gotta do now
Is walk... #
Spencer come in last night.
Welcome, bro.
Welcome, bro, obviously.
You came in and picked Liv.
How are you feeling about that, bro?
Yeah, I think I'm happy
with my choice.
Liv seems like a great girl.
You won't get a better girl,
honestly.
She's honestly the nicest girl.
It would be good today
to have a few chats.
Olivia?
Yes, Tanya?
You've got a new man in your bed!
I do.
Something you're not used to!
Something I'm not used to.
No, it was nice. Of course.
Yesterday was such a nice surprise.
I think you could all see from my
face. My mood definitely changed.
He is quite good looking.
He is.
He's got really nice eyes.
If you look at his eyes,
they're, like, bright blue.
Yeah, they're very nice.
Yeah, he's a lovely boy
and we'll see today.
What about you, lover boy?
Willow!
Yes! Oh, mate.
I'm fully charged up, mate, yeah.
Like, I'm Buzz Lightyear, I'm Woody!
Fully loved every second of it.
I was literally cuddling her
all night.
You finally got in a couple
that you're actually attracted to.
I bet you're so gassed. So gassed.
It was sick.
Been a long time coming.
I was loving it, mate.
Did you have a good sleep?
I had such a good sleep.
It was so nice.
And Will kept me really warm.
Aw!
Yeah.
Ellie, how was your first sleep
here?
Yeah, it was good.
Like, it was just chill.
Ron, man,
it was so close last night.
I'm not gonna lie, boys.
I haven't been with Lana
since the start
and it feels like I've spent my
whole time in here away from her,
so it would be nice
to be back into a bed with her.
But she's a lovely girl.
Like, the conversation
that I had with her.
She's really good looking as well.
In terms of vibe,
she'll be everyone's type
because of how she talks,
how she comes across.
I've got to allow myself
to be open with her
and make sure that I give her
a chance.
Erm, obviously, I wish I was back
in bed with Ron, but we move.
It's been a while.
It's been a while.
I mean, what did I say?
Distance makes the heart..
Grow fonder.
..grow fonder.
I think she's sick of that.
Yeah, yeah.
She's like, "Nah, I'm over it.
Get me in that bed!"
ZARA: No, I feel for you, girl.
It's fine. I'm sure
we'll be back together soon.
I wonder what today's got in store.
I wonder
what we're doing today?
Yeah!
Welcome to the villa!
Thank you!
We need to get you a stool
or something.
While the Islanders were in bed,
we laid on a breakfast guaranteed
to give anyone a proper stuffing.
Coincidentally, "guaranteed
to give anyone a proper stuffing"
is what it says on the box
for the Pleasurator 3000.
Aw!
It's so cute!
Thank you.
Oh, my God, this looks so...
Wow.
Then do I tuck you in?
To our first date.
Hey, first date. Go on.
Cheers.
Oh, my God.
I didn't look you in the eyes.
That's bad luck.
No, it's seven years' bad sex.
You don't get that with me.
So, are you falling in love with me?
So, I could see the smile on your
face yesterday when I picked you.
I hate you. I actually hate you.
Were you as happy as you looked
when you re-coupled with me?
I thought it was really cute,
what you said.
I'm not gonna lie,
when I realised that, like,
I could re-couple up with you,
I had the biggest smile on my face.
I was gassed. I think
everyone could see it, as well,
stood up with a massive smile
on my face.
That's so cute.
I was, erm...
Yeah, I'm happy that we can be back
in a couple again together.
You're so sweet.
Are you happy you're sleeping
in the same bed as me?
I know you're happy, so... yeah.
I hate you. I actually hate you.
What did you say this morning,
you slept like a baby?
I slept like a baby next to Ron,
too, don't get too gassed.
How was the first night
in the bed, then?
It was good.
It was good having cuddles.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, do you know what?
I've never really done that,
where you've kind of, like,
cuddled all night long.
Well, you're a good cuddler.
Yeah, it was really, really nice.
I was like, "Am I annoying him?"
Like, I kept just, like,
coming back over to you.
Really? I love it, though.
I absolutely love it.
Yeah, good.
I'm really like...
Yeah, if you roll over,
I'll follow you to the other side.
Yeah.
# Sounds like heaven to me... #
I'm really happy, to be honest.
Mm.
And I couldn't imagine
kind of, like,
coupling up with anyone else, so...
Good, I'm really happy.
Thank you for choosing me.
No! I'm really happy
that you chose me, as well. So...
Cheers to our first date!
Mmm. So, apparently,
you're in love, babe?
D'you wanna tell me about that?
I think, like...
I think you misheard what I said.
Yeah?
I said I could see myself
falling in love with you.
Oh, it was me
So, I'm not there yet.
OK, OK. Sorry, sorry.
# Ooh, do you feel it, too...? #
So, if, for example, like, someone
came in that was your type...?
That was my cup of tea?
Mm.
I'd let them know that...
"Hm, baby,
you're gonna have to be that guy,
"Shaq, and a million times more."
I figured out that with you,
and things like that,
is that it would take, like,
a miracle to turn my head from you.
So, what's it like
having a date right now?
I mean, this is good.
I honestly... I'm enjoying this.
Yeah, I feel like we're very
comfortable together, aren't we?
Yeah, I think so, yeah.
We can just chat.
And we've got a lot of things
in common. Yeah.
Does it feel weird
that you can, like,
just turn your shoulder
and see them?
I mean, I'm glad
that I'm facing this way,
and you're sat that way,
because that, like...
We didn't plan that.
I mean, did you wanna sit here?
No, I did not.
This is bare nice.
Isn't it?
I've known you not even 24 hours.
Shared a bed and a date.
And now a little breakfast date.
That's mad.
Do you usually move this quick?
Well...
Well! I didn't even think about
the fact you were an Essex boy.
Essex boys have a bit of a rep.
We have a really bad rep.
You have a really bad rep.
What was I thinking?
I don't think
I thought this through.
It just works, that's why.
No, but does it work?
We've got a bad rep.
Why, are you a bad boy?
No, not at all. I'm not complaining,
I'm literally not complaining.
I'm glad I picked you,
I'm glad I picked you.
And just... Yeah, see what
you're like. See what happens.
See what's behind
this hard exterior.
Behind the hard exterior.
Yeah.
You already... A soft, soppy side
that wants cuddles in bed.
Yeah. I am actually really
affectionate. Like, with...
I was gonna say, if you're not,
then I'll call it quits now.
I'm really affectionate
and I do like cuddles.
It just takes me a bit longer to be
comfortable with someone to do that.
Yeah.
Cos I find it really intimate.
I love a cuddle.
I do love a cuddle. Yeah.
It doesn't always have to be more.
Sometimes a cuddle is enough.
Yeah. Like, with Tom,
it didn't really come naturally.
So maybe that kind of showed me
that probably...
By tonight,
you'll be wanting a cuddle. OK.
God, you back yourself, don't you?
Yeah, I feel like I am.
You have to, though. Yeah.
I love the confidence.
What did you think
about Spencer picking Liv?
Yeah, I think, obviously,
you know what the situation was
with me and Liv. I did try and be
as honest and open as I can.
Maybe I'm too nice at times,
I don't know,
but I think that's just me,
and I won't change.
And I tried to be open with Liv
and said yeah, the door was open,
I wanted to get to know her,
but my head is with you,
and I couldn't see...
I don't think you could have been
clearer about that, to be fair.
And I could see it working with you
on the outside, like.
But, like I've told you before,
the vibe,
I haven't had that on the outside.
Mm-hm.
And I wanted to come in here
with a girl and be like, "Wow."
When we both first come in here, I
feel like none of us were 100% sure.
You had such a massive guard up.
Yeah, but now you know me,
you know what I'm like.
Yeah.
Do you know what I mean?
When you came in, I was like,
"What is this girl?"
Honestly, after the first day,
I was thinking, "Nah."
That's so funny. But then you
put your guard down a little bit,
and you were like,
"Aw, there we go."
Yeah, because I started to
like you as a person.
And then as soon as you were nicer
and you treated me with more respect
then I gave you more. So, the nicer
you are, the more you get from me.
Oh, check you, playing with
your hair. You must really like me.
Oh, shut up.
Playing with your hair...
Please stop this.
I hate you, I hate you so much.
Playing with your hair and smiling.
You love it.
You love me.
Nah, I don't. Bit too early.
Maybe one day.
It's important that I don't just cut
anything off, because how can you?
You know.
Yeah.
It's part of the experience as well,
do you know what I mean?
Although I'm not wifed.
# You spend ten years with somebody
Didn't end up working out. #
I'm not going to listen
to the opinions of others.
I'll do what I want to do.
100%.
Because I know that what I do
will be right for me.
And I'm a nice person enough
to do it in the right, well,
hopefully in the right way.
Yeah.
So I'm not going to let
someone else dictate what I do.
No. I respect that as well,
because I'm so the same.
I literally don't care about anyone
else's opinion. I trust my gut.
I trust myself
more than I trust anyone else.
I'm not someone who's going to...
I'm not going to regret things
that I do.
I'll deal with
the consequences if it fucks up.
What is that saying that's like,
it's easier to ask for forgiveness
than it is for permission.
For permission, yeah.
I know within half-an-hour
if I want to spend
the rest of the night with a girl.
Yeah, 100%. I think I know
within five minutes.
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah, I'm very quick.
Well,
we've spent more than five minutes.
You're good. I'm still here.
What you think your dream job is
after being a PB?
A PB? A personal best?
Oh, what is it? A PT?
A PT. My dream job...
Probably a farmer?
..is to be a mum.
See, that's what I think one of the
most attractive things about you is.
You are such a, like, a family girl,
do you know what I mean? Yeah.
Yeah, I am very close to my family.
I like that you're close
with yours as well.
Yeah, I think that
you'd really get on. Yeah.
They would love you.
There's just nothing better
than coming home to your family,
like, everyone's there,
you can be your full self.
Yeah.
It's just the best.
I can see myself
falling in love with you,
I can see us having a relationship
on the outside. Same.
And I want to know every little
thing about you. Everything?
Everything. Are you sure?
Everything.
Just like I want to know you
and all the little stuff,
I want you to feel that you know me.
Yeah. Be like, I know my man.
Because you'll be a part of me,
do you know what I mean? Yeah.
I just can't wait to be like, yeah,
that's Shaq over there,
that's my boyfriend.
Yeah, that's my boyfriend.
I am I like the way that sounds,
to be fair. Yeah? That sounds good.
You know, I didn't expect it,
like, feelings so strong
from the beginning.
You just melt my heart away.
You're an amazing girl, Tanya.
That's the honest truth.
Thank you, babe.
# We're inevitable. #
# I've been getting so close... #
New arrival Ellie works
in corporate business development
for a law firm,
and that's the last time
you'll hear me mention that,
cos the other newbie shifts
Rampant Rabbits for a living.
Hello.
Hey.
D'you wanna go for a chat?
Yeah, let's go. Cool.
Oh, man. Where d'you wanna go?
Do you wanna go to the firepit?
Yeah, let's go.
I like your shoes.
Thank you.
Everyone's, like, having a meltdown
about my socks. Why?
Cos no-one wears socks in here.
Oh, no.
To be fair, I wore socks
to bed last night.
Did you?
Is that an ick?
Oh, my God, that's...
No, that's just weird.
That's psycho, that.
That's a bit psycho.
How are you?
Yeah, I'm good.
But I just think everyone's
so desperate to be married off,
like, they're shook.
We haven't been here long,
and I feel like everyone seems
so shut off.
So shut off.
I haven't said anything,
cos it's not my business,
d'you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.
I'm a very chill guy.
Yeah. No, I can tell.
Drama just seems
to fucking follow me everywhere,
but I try to keep away from it.
I know!
You're a good-looking boy,
so I'm not surprised.
Thank you.
I am not surprised.
It's quite early days
with you and Zara, isn't it?
So it's just, like...
Yeah. ..how do you know?
So, I feel like, definitely,
you want to, like,
throw yourself into the experience.
You've got to.
You have to.
That's what I'm here for.
I'm here for one time, you know.
Cos then imagine
if, like, Zara's head turned
and then you were, like, "Oh, shit."
And I've tried to be as open
as I can with her.
I said, "Look, girls are gonna
come in, lads are coming in,
"like, you go and talk to them.
"Don't think, like,
because you're with me
"you can't talk to them."
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You, literally,
get to know everyone,
and go with whatever you want to do.
I've been in your position
and I was the same.
I was just going round
speaking to everyone. Yeah.
Catching a vibe.
Yeah.
It's just good to hear,
like, a familiar...
person that's been
in the same situation.
You'll be sweet, like.
I know it can be a lot.
So, like, what are you looking for?
What's, like, your type of guy?
I don't think
I really have a type, myself.
I just feel like
if I click with someone,
if I feel like I can trust someone,
I'm comfortable.
It's a big thing, that.
Funny...
It's a big thing, yeah. Trust.
That's all that it really is about,
isn't it?
But, yeah. It's nice to chat to you.
Yeah. Come on, give me a hug.
You'll be sweet.
Thank you.
Oh, you're so lovely and tall.
Lana thinks
it's bang out of order
for Ellie to steal Ron
at a re-coupling,
and no-one agrees more
than Tanyel -
the last person to steal Ron
at a re-coupling!
Erm... I just don't like
the comments. Mm?
I don't like the comments.
No!
You don't need to put
another girl down,
or someone else's relationship down,
to be, like,
"I know I'm perfect for you."
Like, who do you think you are?
No, I know.
Just come in and be nice.
But then again,
she's seen what's seen.
Obviously, she's entitled
to her own opinion, but...
No, but, yeah, she seems ballsy.
Yeah.
To come in
throwing them things around.
To be honest, I can't blame the girl
for wanting to speak to Ron.
How can I?
She said that Ron hadn't met his
match yet in her re-coupling speech,
so I just wanted to know
what she meant by it.
Good luck to her.
You and Ron are very strong.
Me and Ron are very strong,
and you'll see that.
At the same time,
you don't want to speak to her
at the beginning just in case!
No, I believe in it.
I believe in it too, I can't lie.
You've just got to wait
and see, babe.
And the thing is, even if they do
have a better connection,
good for him and good for her.
Do you know what I mean?
But do I think he's only got
his eyes on you, like, properly?
Yeah.
For now? Yeah, I do.
I do think he's being genuine
with you.
Like, I wouldn't be so happy for you
two now, do you know what I mean,
if I didn't think he really liked
you? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't think you can fake that.
No.
It's not even that,
it's not even me doubting him,
it's just things can change in here.
Yeah.
You don't know what's gonna happen.
Yeah.
I feel like the comment she made
when she was picking,
I found it a little bit
disrespectful,
but I know also
she is coming in as a bombshell
and she's got to make her move,
so at the same time,
I completely understand it.
I'd probably do the same.
Lana wants a word with Ellie,
because nobody steals her man!
Well, OK, everybody steals her man,
but let's not get bogged down
in details.
Ellie?
Yes, hon?
Do you want a chat? Yeah, of course.
Shall we go over here?
Do you want to go to the daybeds?
Yeah.
It's a little bit shaded.
Yeah, I need it.
I know, me too.
How are you?
Yeah, good, babes. How are you?
I'm not bad. I'm just getting
in the corner there.
Oh, my God, yes.
Get a little bit of spray on. Yeah.
Oh, my God, I do feel like,
obviously, I've needed to pull you.
Yeah.
Obviously, entrance, re-coupling,
savage. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't want there to be
any animosity between us.
I think you're such a lovely girl,
and I don't want it to be
a personal thing,
because no-one would ever
wanna upset you ever.
The comment about not meeting
his match or something,
I was a bit, like, "Mm..."
Yeah.
Obviously, that's not
nice for you to hear. Yeah.
Like, let's be honest.
Yeah.
But I do feel like when you put
yourself in an experience like this,
everything you do
in your relationship
is up for debate and opinion.
Yeah.
So it's, like,
that's my personal opinion.
What do you base that on?
Like, definitely what I've seen.
Really?
Yeah, 100%.
From him or me?
I mean, a mix, really. A mix.
Definitely, because only you two
know how you feel. Mm-hm.
And you could literally just
laugh with each other and be, like,
"Ha-ha, she doesn't know,
she hasn't been here."
Whatever, and just piss yourselves
about it and whatever.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But from what I've seen, which is
the only thing I can go off...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
..is, like, you know,
it just wasn't,
it didn't seem like sparks were
flying, like,
it just seemed a bit stiff
sometimes.
But I could be totally wrong
and it could have been, like,
you were a married couple in here
and it's like, what do you know?
Yeah. I think, like,
obviously you've not seen it all.
No, for sure I haven't.
And I do think you are wrong.
I do think there is a spark.
I think you'll probably see it now.
Everyone's going to have
different opinions,
and if you guys know that you're
strong and you're happy and fine,
just be like... If, if I was you,
I'd just be like, "Cool. LOL."
Do you know what I mean?
No, honestly, I don't feel,
like, you can have absolutely
your opinion. Definitely.
But, having said that, I am
definitely interested in getting
to know Ron, and I do want to make
that really clear with you. Yeah.
I will pull him for chats
and we are sharing a bed. Yeah.
But only time will tell.
# What I'm feeling
What I'm feeling. #
Tomorrow night,
there's trouble...
I still wouldn't want to share
a bed with anyone else but you.
She's not my girlfriend.
No.
You can't just wife yourself off.
No, 100%.
..in paradise.
I am not getting involved
in a trio thing. I'm not.
I'm not involved in this shit,
so that's that.
I get too kind
and then they just walk all over me,
do you know what I mean?
Just fucked it, really.