Love Island (2015–…): Season 8, Episode 9 - Episode 9 - full transcript

# Feels like... #

IAIN STIRLING: 'Previously...'

# I'm standing
In a timeless dream... #

IAIN STIRLING: '..on Love Island.

'Love was in the air.'

# I love you, always forever

# Near and far, closer together

# Everywhere, I will be with you

# Everything, I will do for you. #

IAIN STIRLING: 'And one girl's
dreams came to an end.'

The girl I'd like to
couple up with is...



Paige.

# I love you, always forever

# Near and far, closer together... #
CHEERING

# Everywhere, I will be with you. #

GEMMA: 'And I'm so stupid,
and I hate myself for this.'

IAIN STIRLING: 'Tonight...

'..get ready...

'..for two new...

'boys.'

'Jacques coupled up with Paige,

'meaning Afia's had to pack
her Love Island suitcase and go.

'The suitcases are very roomy
this year.

'They hold 20 outfits or,
if you work at 10 Downing Street,

'30 bottles of Prosecco.'



# Some of us will drift apart

# While others stay together. #

Yeah, that was horrible.

I hate standing up there.

That was so intense.
I feel so bad for her, though.

Yeah, she'll find someone
on the outside, for sure.

She is an amazing girl.

# And though they're standing
On our necks

# There's still the will
To fight... #

I felt bad, but now I'm like...

Literally, no, it is what it is,
in't it? It's like bittersweet.

Like, obviously,
I'm chuffed that you picked me,

and, like, I'm still here.
Aw!

But at the same time,
I'm just like, "Oh, love her."

Of course, yeah.
Mm.

I'm gonna miss her laugh,
like, honestly.

You looked fit stood there, though.
Did I?

I was literally looking at you
stood there.

I was like, "Yeah, like..."
SHE GIGGLES

BOTH LAUGH
No, I am glad you picked me, though.

I would have been fuming
if you didn't, to be fair.

I'm not standing there any more
like that,

in, like, the bottom two.
No, not doing it again.

But, honestly, I'm excited
to be coupled up with him

and sharing a bed with him tonight,
for sure.

Brugh! No, you nearly winded me!

Well, you're going into my stomach.

Wurgh! No! Ja... Erm... Luca, don't.

Shit! I didn't...

Did you nearly call him
something else?

GEMMA LAUGHS
Was it Joe?

I know what she said.
Jacques?

Oh, my God, I need to tackle.

There is no way that happened,
there's no way.

There is no way that happened.
OK.

Easy mistake to make, hon.

I always do it when I get with
new people. I'm like...

Shit. I feel so bad about that.

What happened?
Have you said sorry?

I said, "Aw, stop it, Jacques."

And it was Luca.

And Jacques was stood,
like, right next to me.

# I've been in the deep end

# Since I realised... #

That was bad, wasn't it?
That was bad, I'm not gonna lie.

The fact he was stood there, too.

He was stood there, you had your guy
rubbing your shoulders.

He's stood there and you're like,

"Oh, Jacques."
DAMI: Oh, my God.

That was awkward.

SHE SIGHS
Aw, God. That was bad.

That was bad.

# I cannot live like this no more

# Filling a lifetime with remorse. #

You heard that, yeah?
Yeah, of course I heard it.

What?
She called me Jacques.

He was rubbing her shoulders,
giving her a massage,

and she goes, "Stop, Jacques."
No way!

"No way." That's what I said,
as well. No!

I just can't be arsed.
I can't do that.

I'm not going to lie,
I can't do that.

I actually can't be arsed.
I might just go to bed.

I can't do that.
Is that why you walked away?

No, just ain't a bit of me.
It's like...

Imagine if I called her
my ex's name,

let alone them
standing next to you as well.

What a nightmare!

How's any other fella
feeling after that

and then he's standing
next to you as well?

It's even more rewarding for him,
the smirky prick.

HE LAUGHS

Mate, you need to apologise to him.

Oh, I know. I'm going to.
Aw, yeah, sweet.

JACQUES AND GEMMA LAUGH

What are you like, eh?
What are you like?

I was stood next to you, you know.

"Stop it, Jacques."
Oh, girly, no!

I literally looked up, like,
"Oh, you didn't just say that.

"Oh, my God, I'm off."

I know, it was bad.
He's going to be fuming, isn't he?

CLEARS HIS THROAT
He won't be. No, he won't be.

I'm fuming.
Mm.

I wouldn't think into it, mate.

No, I wouldn't think into it.
Exactly.

No, but, mate,
every time I see them together,

it just makes me think anyway,
so it just wound me up even more.

That's not cool, though, man.
Yeah.

LAUGHING: Like...
Nah, you can't really tell her off.

I don't get what I can do.
It just wound me up a bit.

She just has to apologise.

Shit, I need to stop laughing,
cos it's actually not funny.

That's how you deal with things,
though. You laugh in arguments.

That's what annoyed me,
so that'll annoy him.

So don't laugh
when you're speaking to him.

'I mean, she would have felt awful
straightaway.'

So I was like, I'll go see
if she's all right.

I just grabbed her and was like,
"Apologise straightaway."

I can guarantee
they're together now.

How do you want Jacques to behave,
though?

He's behaving fine, mate.
What's he done wrong?

That's what I mean.
He can't do anything about it.

What's he done wrong?

Oh! Right.

On a scale of one to ten,
how bad do you think that was?

It don't matter how bad it was,
it matters how angry he is with it,

you know what I mean?
Yeah. That's what matters.

All right?
Yeah, good, you?

Yeah, not bad, not bad.
Is he fuming?

Not for me to say, really.
I told you he was fuming.

I told you he was fuming.

I told you I'll have your back
as well, you know what I mean?

I'll always have your back,
I'll look after you. Oh, God.

Just go grab him and apologise,
yeah?

Don't worry.

I just can't be arsed, man.
Mm.

There you go. What did I say?
All right, man.

Huh?
No, no, no.

Don't let it affect you.

What do you mean, Dam?
It's weird, mate.

DAMI MUTTERS

Huh?
She's here.

She's going to grab you.

What are you saying, G?
All right? Come on.

What?
We need to talk.

Where?
Anywhere.

Yes, it's nothing!

How come you and Jacques
were inside together?

Cos I went to the toilets,
and then, when I came out,

he was stood there
at the top of the stairs.

You didn't have a conversation
with him? Well, no, we did.

OK. About what?

Well, he said that you
weren't happy, and that...

Yeah, but that's not a conversation
for him to be having, is it?

OK, well, the point of it is,
I obviously didn't mean to say...

Nah, you didn't mean to.
..his name.

Why would you mean to?
Well, exactly.

So it was a genuine mistake.

But... it was an accident.
Makes it weirder for me

that, two minutes later,
you were with your ex inside.

How?

What do you mean, how?
You just called me Jacques,

and then you two
were inside together.

Why would that not be weird?
I am not...

Don't roll your eyes and be a prick,
cos I'm not, like...

I'll come to you and say,

"I'm in the wrong,
it was a mistake."

I have no feelings for him,

I have no interest
in getting back with him.

You wanna carry on, like...

then I'm not interested
in having an argument with you.

It was a genuine mistake, I'm sorry.

I can appreciate you feeling angry.
That's all I have to say.

So you're just gonna go?

There's nothing more to it.
Why you getting worked up?

I'm not getting worked up!
But don't piss me off.

You are! Stop being silly, sit down.

No, but I'm, like...
Stop being silly, sit down.

Sit down.

Why, what else have you got to say?
All right, nothing. Go on, then.

What else do you wanna say?

Well, I don't wanna argue
or leave it on a bad note.

Sit down.
Well, I don't want to, either.

Well, take a seat, then.

So, shall we go,
or do you still wanna sit here?

I'm quite happy here.

SHE LAUGHS

Argh!

It's uncomfortable,
but it is what it is,

and it ain't gonna stop me
wanting to get to know you.

Well, Gemma just smiled at me,
basically,

and it's all done, happy days (!)

Nah, nah, she apologised, obviously,
and we move on,

live another day
with her ex right next to us.

Lovely, happy days (!)
Who would've thought, eh?

You can break
the two-metre rule now.

IAIN STIRLING:
'Guys, we've all been there.

'During an intimate moment recently,
I screamed someone else's name!

'I swear to God, I wasn't even
thinking about Jurgen Klopp!

'Still, at least Andrew and Tasha
are getting along.'

Do you have a fetish?

No, I don't really have a fetish,
no.

OK, that's fine, that's a no, then.
Do you?

Nah.
OK.

Your fantasy is on a boat.
Yeah.

You haven't told me your fantasy.
My fantasy, I said you just gotta...

A girl to be in control.
..dominate.

Just tie me up and do whatever.
THEY LAUGH

Yeah, but where?
Oh, nowhere. I don't really care.

I think, like,
it's not, like, a fantasy,

but I think it would be quite cool
to see, like... on a plane.

Like a... Yeah, but in a cubicle?
I reckon I could do it, you know.

Yeah, I'm not surprised.

You've done it
in a nightclub toilet.

No, but what I'm saying is,
if we got an overnight flight,

I think it'd be very easy.

Oh, yeah! You know when you,
like, go to Australia. Mm-hm.

Or even, like,
those overnight flights... Yeah.

..and everyone goes asleep,
the air hostess is, like...

Is it all like that, or do you
have to be flying first-class

to have those beds?
Oh, for those beds?

Yeah, you have to be business-class.
But, no, I wasn't saying that.

You were gonna just do it
in the bed,

next to people next to you?!
You all right?! Jeez, Louise!

Yeah, but you're hidden,
though, aren't you?

Er, I don't know about
business class.

No-one can see you.
I know.

Where are you saying, then?
In the toilet, obviously.

Ew, no! All right, fine.
We'll have to get first-class.

You need to get that out of your
head, cos we're not doing that.

We'll do it, like, classy,
d'you know what I mean?

We'll share a little aeroplane bed
and just do it on the sly!

Do it on the sly.
OK, that's ideal, we'll do that.

Today, I've seen such
a different side to Andrew.

Like, he's just been so much more,
like, spicy.

Like, he's been flirty...
I don't know.

Something in him's
giving me more, like, umph.

'This is what I've been waiting for,
is this sexy Andrew!'

I'm, like, "Yes!"

Like, it's just what I wanted
all along.

IAIN STIRLING: 'S-Sorry,
just sending a text to my agent.

' "Please ensure that I am not sat

' "next to Andrew and Tasha
on the flight home."

'Oh, and talking of texts...'

I love trouble. It's great.
TEXT ALERT

Oh...
Oh, shit.

OK, why have I just got a text?
Ooh!

Stop it!
Ooh!

IKENNA LAUGHS
Read it out!

Are you joking?!
Aah!

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

Natasha and Andrew!

ALL: Natasha and Andrew!
What, really?

Listen, if you want me to go,
I ain't saying no, like.

I'll go, I'll go.

Aahh!

I'm in the first Hideaway of 2022!

I am so excited. I've literally
been manifesting this moment.

I know it's only been a week,
but, you know, I am very excited.

But I'm going to be good, though,

I'm going to be sensible.
I'm going to be a good girl,

but it would be nice just to have
a little bit of time together.

# Me and you

# You, you, and you

# B-B-B-Baby, and you... #

WHOOPING

# Hideaway, Hideaway, Hideaway
Hideaway! #

Come on, Hideaway!

First Hideaway, guy!
Yeah, yeah.

# Put your loving arms around me. #

WHOOPING

My dad is actually gonna, like,
scream a bit.

Well, Andrew's very lucky.

Listen, mate,
I want a story tomorrow.

No just like, "Oh, we just have
a nice kiss and went to sleep."

We need a story.

# Baby, and you
Put your loving arms... #

Are you nervous, Tash?
Yeah, I'm shitting it.

Are you?
Yeah!

There's no sexier place in the world
other than the Hideaway.

# Around me, around me

# Baby, and you... #

WOLF WHISTLING,
CHEERING

# And it feels like treasure

# And you

# And it feels so subtle

# And you... #

Into the Hideaway!
THEY LAUGH

WHOOPING

# Put your loving arms around me. #

# I've been trying to call

# I've been on my own
For long enough

# Baby, you can show me
How to love... #

Oh!
Oh, my God!

This is a bit naughty, isn't it?

Jeez.
Oh, my gosh!

Oi, this is comfy.

# You don't have to do much... #

SHE LAUGHS

# Baby... #

Yeah, you could definitely
wear those. That's naughty.

# I say, ooohh... #

Yeah, definitely liking that.

Yeah.

LUCA: Guys, just to let you know,
I've left Flat Ted by the door

because you forgot about him,
all right?

Thank you!
SHE LAUGHS

Loser!

BOTH LAUGH
Cheers, geezer.

I'm excited to actually come in
and... see you in bed.

Yeah, definitely, me too.
Definitely.

# Oh, I say, ooh

# I'm blinded by the lights

# No, I can't sleep

# Until I feel your touch

# I said, ooh... #

Fucking hell!
SHE LAUGHS

That is naughty.

# Oh, when I'm like this

# You're the one I trust

# I'm just walking by
To let you know

# I can never say it on the phone

# I will never let you go

# This time

# I said, ooh

# I'm blinded by the lights

# Oh, I can't sleep until I feel

# Your touch

# Until I feel your touch

# Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh. #

IAIN STIRLING:
'The Islanders are waking up

'after a seriously eventful night.

'Gemma nearly blew it,
while over in the Hideaway, Tasha...

'Well, actually,
you can finish that one yourselves.'

# I hear you calling

# And the night, it lasts forever

# Let's forget to remember

# Together as we're falling

# We could stay this way forever
And ever

# But I don't even care
If there's no morning... #

Are you OK?
Mm-hm.

Did you sleep all right?
Yeah.

Go and make us brekkie, hun.
What do you want?

I'm only joking, don't worry.

I wasn't actually going to do it.
HE LAUGHS

Calm down.
SHE LAUGHS

What do you reckon
they got up to last night, then?

I reckon lots of foreplay.

Yeah, I'd say definitely foreplay.

It's Andrew, not Hugh Hefner,
d'you know what I mean?

WHOOPING

ALL: 'Ey!
CLAPPING

Spill the beans, man.
What happened? What happened?

Come on, we're waiting here.
What happened?

Hey!
Tell us everything!

What's it like? Why are you
smiling like that, Andrew?

Yeah, it is nice, to be fair.
Bed's really comfy. It's huge.

Look at Andrew's smirk.
LAUGHTER

# I don't even care
If there's no morning... #

Let's switch it up,
let's switch it up today.

What are we going with today?
Obviously,

I'm a microbiologist and that,
so let's talk sciencey, innit.

We'll do science things.
Did she look at her telescope?

Did she touch her telescope?
LAUGHTER

You know what I mean?
Did she rub the telescope?

Yeah, did she rub the telescope,
man?

'Ey, listen, listen. Guys,
I'm going to be respectful to Tasha.

Ah, come on!

Mate, she's telling them
how big your cock is right now.

She's definitely saying
what's going on.

That's fine. Until... Until...

Until I know she's said that,
then...

We're not gonna say anything.
What are you on about?

You can't go to the Hideaway
and not come back with news.

It was a good night.
A very good night. I woke up...

..a little bit...
a little bit lighter.

A little bit lighter.

Did your Bunsen burn?
Did the flame go out, like?

Spill the beans.

So, obviously...
TASHA GIGGLES

Oh, shit.
Oh, you had sex, didn't you?

No. No, I actually didn't. I didn't.

He had, like,
a little manicure from me.

Man-i-cure.

Yeah.
ALL: Aaaahh!

It was nice to spend time together,
just us two.

I said to him in bed, I was like,

"This Andrew I've seen all day
yesterday, I've never saw before."

And I said, "I bet this is like...
I quite like this Andrew."

"This is the spice I need."

Like, he's been spicy.
Ooh, spicy!

I'm actually quite happy
where me and Andrew are at.

I'm just excited to carry on,
and just see what happens.

Why are you smiling?
I think Gemma had a kiss.

I think I heard a kiss or two.
No, you didn't.

What did I hear, then?

Maybe a kiss or two.
LAUGHTER

How was it?
It was cute.

Was it, like, a snog?
Yeah.

Did you feel...
SQUEALING

Do you feel connected to him
a little bit? Yeah.

I knew it!
That's why you were waiting!

What about you, man?
Did Gemma take the bait last night?

We had a little peck.
You had a little peck?

Yeah, he was all giddy, man.
He turned over to me and was like...

LAUGHTER
Didn't you?

Did you get butterflies and things?
It was nice. Aw!

But it was just like, "Oh, my God,

"These are, like,
the smoothest lips ever."

But you deserved it, really,
didn't you?

Yeah, exactly. She owed it you.
You worked for it, didn't you?

Not like you boys sitting
on the fucking fence all the time.

It must be nice.
I'm fully over, mate.

You're fully there.
How was it with Jacques?

Oh, yeah,
it's your first night together.

I know, I know. Erm...

He gives nice cuddles,
and it's like...

It's really natural. D'you know when
you are just kind of...

where you just keep touching,
giving touches and cuddles,

he was just like,
"Doesn't this just feel normal?"

Did you have a little hug?
Yeah, a little cuddle, lad.

Of course a little one.
Mm.

Not too much, though.

Did it feel all right?
Yeah, it feels good, like.

It feels, like, natural,
if you get me.

It's gone so quick,
but it don't feel forced,

so it's all right.
ALL: Mm.

So, how did Ekin-Su and you
get on last night?

Well, overnight,
it happens that she tried,

she tried to...
The whole night?

What did she...
What did she try to do?

Not the whole night, but...
Fucking hell, man.

I don't know. I feel often...

She's always trying to cuddle me,
you know.

To come near me,
to touch whatever she could touch.

We have been really close
the last night, me and Ekin-Su.

This morning, her hands
were travelling all around.

But, you know,
I want to take my time.

I want to be really sure about her
before, you know,

I fully open myself.

Ekin, what about you?

I think it's all good right now.
I don't know. I'm still not like...

I still feel like
he has to put in more effort.

We know what effort you're after.
No, not like that.

But just like...

I know it's very early fucking days,
but, like...

I'm used to that.
So it's a bit like...

Everyone wants their person
to be obsessed with them.

Yeah, like, obsessed.

Oi, oi.
Morning. Morning.

There you go.
Oh, thank you.

That's all right.
Oh, my God.

Yeah.
Can you get rid?

Can someone hand that over, please?
Ikenna!

EKIN-SU: OK, this is getting
ridiculous now,

where the hell's mine?

There you go, darling.
Wait, where's mine?

Why are you asking me?
LAUGHTER

Listen, sorry it took me so long,
but I fucked up the first one.

Oh, aw!
OK, this is getting ridiculous now.

Is it Matcha?
Oh, thank you.

He knows that I like these things.

But I'm not sure
what he's going to do.

Can I just say something?
What?

I just noticed something.
What, babe?

And I'm so stupid,
and I hate myself for this.

The only reason Davide was giving me
coffee for the last two days

is because there was competition
with your guy.

And now he's in a couple with you,
the action stops.

I knew it!
I knew it was too good to be true.

Yeah, but you might be
overthinking it.

Don't get yourself
into a downward spiral, honestly.

I'm sure he doesn't feel
any different.

They're just having a boys' chat,
you know.

Every other girl here has their,
erm, you know, morning coffee or tea

by the guy that they're coupled up
with, and, erm...

it would be silly for Davide not to
bring my coffee that I always adore,

especially the one he makes,
and he hasn't this morning.

I don't know whether
I'm exaggerating it

or whether it is a big deal.

Because right now,
it feels like a huge deal to me.

You've got this scowl.

Just feels like everything
is too good to be true.

No, don't think that.

Especially for me, cos I'm always
the strong woman from the outside,

and I never let my guard down, ever.

Never show this side to people
cos they just use it.

They've done it before in the past.

And I've told myself
I'm not gonna be that girl any more.

Like, you need to remember
who you are.

Yeah, cos in the beginning,

I was like, "I'm fine, I'm fine,"
which I was.

And I think this has proved to me
that I'm...

I'm very weak sometimes, you know?

I just want my oatmeal coffee
that he makes every morning,

and it just makes my day.

And now it hasn't.
It's the simple things.

It's not about buying you
the best gift.

It's these little things
that I like.

I'm fine. I never cry.

SHE LAUGHS,
SNIFFLES

Davide is in the hallway,
by the way.

Oh.

My drink that Dami made
is really nice.

Is it, huh?
You OK?

Yeah.
Nice.

What do you think?
Mm.

Yeah, it's really hot out there,
isn't it? Yeah.

Breathe.

That was weird.

IAIN STIRLING: 'Paige is taking
a smoothie over to the beanbags.

'His name's Jacques, and he's
a rugby player from Cumbria.'

It is too hot to work out, though.

Way too hot.
You'll not catch me doing that.

You will, we're gonna have
a session one day. Are we?

Yeah. One day.
Can I just do a little booty pump?

Like a little ten minute booty pump?
Yeah, just do some glutes.

Yeah, that's it.
That's fine, we'll just do that.

I don't wanna sweat, either.

You're just a little cutie,
aren't you?

100%, we're getting on.
There's no doubt about it.

She's giving me as much effort
as I'm giving her.

My mum will probably watch you,
thinking, "She's just so lovely."

You're gonna stop with that word,

you said you'd come up
with a better word now.

Can't say you're funny, can I?
No, you actually can't.

I'm the most driest person ever,
but at least I'm aware of it.

I feel like I've known you a while,
you know?

Yeah, I feel like that.

Cuddling in bed like we are,
it's like, "Oh, whoa..."

You'd swear we'd been on, like,
six dates or something.

"Chill out, mate, chill out."
Yeah. Honestly.

SHE LAUGHS

Were you, like, doing it,
then being, like,

"Should we be going, like,
this much?

"Should it be this handsie already?"

Jacques is ticking some boxes,
and making me happy, for sure.

He is making me happy, like,
I need to play it cooler.

Jesus Christ,
that's what I need to do.

IAIN STIRLING: 'Davide's been doing
some huge weights in that gym.

'Big deal, you should have seen
the "weight" I did yesterday.

'An hour 20 for a deep pan
meat feast with extra peppers,

'barely left room
for my cheesy chips.'

I don't know, bro,
I'm very confused for myself.

You confused?
Yeah.

Usually, I'm not so confused.
I mean, I see her, and I see,

"Wow, she's stunning." You know?

Yeah. But something's
just not quite right?

Something is stopping me.

Let me fix up proper.

Something's stopping me,
and I don't know why.

What would you do in my position?

You fancy her,
you think she's good looking, but...

but something's quite not right.
Yeah.

In terms of what,
like, her personality?

It's hard, mate, cos, obviously,
like, in the outside world...

Yeah, I would wait
before I see her again.

Yeah, exactly, that's what I mean.

Maybe give yourself, like,
some distance from her.

There's two ways
you can go about it.

You can either have a bit
of distance, think about things.

Process it all. Or...

you can keep trying to get
to know her, see her,

keep getting to know her and see
if this is something you like.

Yeah, maybe think less.

Maybe think less and just go.
Yeah.

I mean, naturally,
Ekin-Su is a stunning girl,

I mean, how you can say, you know,
you're not attracted from her?

I mean, she's beautiful.

I want, you know, making sure
to be also a good emotional side

and not just, you know,
not just based, my action,

on the emotion, on the fact
there is attraction between us.

IAIN STIRLING:
'Apparently, Indiyah's worried

'that the fire's gone out.

'Indiyah, we have to turn
the pit off during the day,

'we're not made of money,
and it's 30 degrees in the shade!'

Like, I was just having, like,
a little think,

about, like, me and Ikenna,
and stuff... Mm.

I feel like I've been giving it,
like,

the best of a shot as I could,
and I'm trying to get to know him.

But it's like, I don't even know
where things are going,

and I feel like,
I don't wanna feel like

I'm just talking to him
for the sake of it.

After you had the chat,
I thought you had a little kiss,

he seems like
he's a bit more affectionate,

he's made you breakfast.
When we talk, though...

Obviously, we are having,
like, nice conversations,

but, like, it is like
we are not speaking about much

and I don't know if it's me or him.

This is not how I usually feel like
when I meet someone.

Like, it's not bad, but it's like
when you know something's missing.

Do you not feel like
he's trying at all?

Obviously, it's early days,
but he hasn't really said, like...

where he sees this going.
Just like...

Yeah, like, the actual deep talk
of...

Yeah, have you had a conversation
about that? Not at all?

And I'm not being funny or anything,

I'm not, like,
a "go with the flow" person.

Like, I need direction.

Did he even ask
about your family and stuff?

It's very, like, simple.
it's not, like, deep questions.

And I just feel like
I've been in here for a week.

I feel like I should know more
about him than I do.

Do you feel like, it's kind of,
like, he peaked,

he has peaked already...
He has peaked and...

It has come back down.
Well, it's just no effort, is it?

It's basically what it is,
there's no effort. No effort.

Like, and I'm not used to that,

and I'm not gonna,
like, stand for it. Yeah.

There's only so much trying,
I understand you're laid-back

and whatever, and that's that.
Yeah. Obviously,

you can't keep pulling it out
of him,

you can't force it out of him.
Yeah!

But don't let it get you down.
You're such a stunning girl.

100%. Yeah,
I'm not gonna let it get me down,

but I just want to stay true to
myself. Do you know what I mean?

Maybe the romantic side
isn't the route for us,

but I feel like it's time,
like, obviously,

I'm going to be open
and honest with him, erm...

and just see how he actually feels,

and if he thinks that us going
forward in a romantic setting

is what he wants,
essentially, you know,

and if it is the best thing for us.

Ekin-Su was talking about
that she saw a ghost.

When? I swear on my
little brother's life I saw it.

Whether you wanna believe it or not
is up to you.

Bullshit.

JACQUES: Have you heard about
Luca's ghost story?

GEMMA: Oh, his?
Do you believe it?

Yeah, I do, actually. Do you?
Yeah, like, I believe paranormal.

TEXT ALERT

Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi!
My phone's pinging and that!

INDIYAH: Shut up.
I've got a text!

ALL CHEER

All right, all right, all right.
So it says...

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

So, they gotta do, like,
sexy things. Oh, God...

Oh, for fuck's sake.
I feel sick.

Challenge, challenge, challenge!

Full service? What?!

Are they giving us a full service?

He put two massive socks in there,
bruv.

I know you ain't getting away
with that. What do you reckon?

Check the dipstick levels.

I'm a grower, I'm not a shower.

Tasha's already had a feel,
though, so...

You don't need to worry no more!

I'm buzzing for the boys to do
the work today, so, hopefully,

some of the boys know
how to use their car parts.

I am ready to find out, bring it on!

# Don't you think like that
Don't you think like that

# Don't you think like that
Don't you think like that... #

IAIN STIRLING: 'It's challenge time
in the villa.

'This one's gonna involve
a bunch of tools.'

CHEERING

'And here they come now.
I'm only joking, lads.

'It's a mechanical-themed challenge,
and some joker on the games team

'has called it Men-chanic.
Great stuff (!)

'The boys work their way
around the challenge stage,

'trying to prove they're
the sexiest Men-chanic.

'It gets me every time (!)'

All right, girls.
Whose battery needs changing, then?

'Then they pick their girl,

'piggyback through
the oily, sticky tyres

'while being sprayed by the boys.

'They then have to squat
with the girl on their back,

'before heading to the car wash
for a full service,

'before finally sending a bill
at twice the estimate.

'I made that last bit up.'

# If you'd only believe in me

# If you'd only believe in me, yeah

# Come on and turn me on

# Turn me on, turn me on
Turn me on

# Make me come alive
Come on and turn me on... #

Buckle up and get ready
for the ride of your life, girl.

All I can say was
I was just getting all moist.

Yeah, I mean, I was just on a moon
watching him.

CHEERING

It was the movements, for me,
and his silver pants.

It's gonna go in my dreams tonight.

THEY GIGGLE

When I was walking on the tyres,
they were really, really sticky.

EKIN-SU SHRIEKS

You know,
the boys were getting my face wet.

And my right foot
was totally stuck inside the tyre.

# I know you can see me... #

'I let her fall on the floor.'

I just felt my legs go,
whoo, up in the air.

# Come on and turn me on

# I'm too young to die

# Come on and turn me on... #

They were first in,
like, bang, bang, bang.

'Davide loved it.
I call him the walking advert.'

HORN TOOTS

# I don't look for trouble
But trouble looks for me

# And it's been waiting... #

When he came out
in his little mechanic's outfit,

I was like, "Mm, OK,
little bit of a snack."

# Trouble is her middle name... #

Full speed ahead, eh?
GIRLS CHEERING

And then he took it off
and I was like, I prefer this.

I prefer it when it's off.

# Man, I swear I really try

# But some boys
They just can't eat it whole... #

What was you doing
with them weight things?

I don't know what I was doing.
I started with bicep curls,

then I started going like this.
I were like...

I was trying to fly like a bird,
mate, honestly.

Didn't have a clue what I was doing.

CHEERING

# Que lo que viene es pa que le den

# Mamita, yo se que tu
No te me vas a quitar

# Lo que me gusta
Es que tu te dejas llevar... #

'Bloody package!'

Oh, yeah.
Did you see that? It was nice, yeah?

It was nice. It was nice.
LAUGHING: What the hell?

# Dame mas gasolina

# A ella le gusta la gasolina

# Dame mas gasolina... #

Sorry, we see you every morning
in your little pants.

HE LAUGHS

# Ella prende las turbinas
No discrimina

# No se pierde
Ni un party de marquesina

# Se acicala hasta pa la esquina

# Luce tan bien
Que hasta la sombra le combina... #

I think I wasn't even myself when
I was doing it. I was somebody else.

Somebody sexy.
Your alter ego.

# A ella le gusta la gasolina

# Dame mas gasolina

# Como le encanta la gasolina

# Dame mas gasolina

# A ella le gusta la gasolina

# Dame mas gasolina... #

One too many socks, I think.

I got the woolliest,
biggest socks I could find, yo.

MUSIC: 'Party Rock Anthem'
by LMFAO

GIRLS CHEERING AND SQUEALING

When Luca, yeah, he bent over

and showed us all
his fucking ray of sunshine.

I was like, "Yeah, no, please.
I need my sunglasses."

# Let's go

# Let's go

# Party rock is in the house tonight

# Everybody just have a good time

# And we gon' make you
Lose your mind... #

You did all right.
I done all right?

Mm. You had more of a comedy side.

Yeah, listen, when Davide
goes first, you ain't going for it.

Yeah, you had to go for
a slightly different angle.

Let him rub his body up the right
way, do you know what I mean?

# And we gon' make you
Lose your mind

# We just wanna see you... #

I just put a bucket over my head
in the end. Yeah.

I didn't get that wet,
which I was quite happy about.

THEY LAUGH

MUSIC CONTINUES

CHEERING

There was a little kiss at the end,
not gonna lie. I had no choice.

I felt like he put himself out there
and I couldn't leave him hanging.

Oh, shut up. Fuckin' hell,
you nailed me back on the seat

and literally wanted
to jump on the other side, so...

CHEERING

MUSIC: '1, 2 Step'
by Ciara

# Ladies and gentlemen
This is a Jazze Phizzle... #

I'm not gonna lie,
it was a good body workout.

He had his little,
like, facemask stuff on.

# Automatic, supersonic
Hypnotic, funky-fresh... #

We'll give you a strong 8.5.
I was defo the best boy.

# Rock it, don't stop it
Everybody get on the floor... #

Come on, come on, come on.
CHEERING

Come on, come on!

# Let me see you 1, 2 step
I love it when you 1, 2 step

# Everybody, 1, 2 step... #

SHE SCREAMS
# Just get it on... #

It was fun, really fun.
Mm.

# Rock it, don't stop it
Everybody get on the floor

# Crank the party up
We about to get it on... #

Maybe a little, very thin sock
under the bonnet,

and I was throwing it around
at the end.

But it didn't really affect
the package, I don't think.

# We about to get it on... #

He went in for a cheeky kiss at
the end. That was his big finisher.

Hey!

IAIN STIRLING: 'While the unpaid
intern goes to collect my socks,

'it's time for the girls
to choose their winner.'

OK, guys, we think
the sexiest boy is...

..Dami!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

IAIN STIRLING:
'Amber wants to know why

'Ikenna's blowing hot and cold
with Indiyah.

'Thing is, he's also seeing
this cute little blue pillow.

'It's early days,

'and he wants to see
if they get on as friends first.'

What's going on
with you and Indiyah?

Yeah, I dunno, we're just cool.
Oh, you had a little kiss, actually.

Yeah, that wasn't our first kiss.

Whoo!
Whoo (!)

I think you need to up the ante,
to be honest. You think so? Mm.

Is that what she said, d'you think?
SHE SIGHS

Erm, I think it was really nice
that you made her breakfast. Mm.

She hasn't done anything for me,
though.

Yeah, of course, it's a two-way
thing, but I just think... Mm.

I think, sometimes, as us girls,

we just like
the pressure applied first... Mm.

..before, then, you.
Oh, really?

Cos she said you had
a really nice chat the other night

when you kissed,
or something like that.

But she was, like,
that it's not just,

"Oh, you've done one day,
like, gone all out." Oh, really?

For me, it's, like,
progressive, though.

You don't have to do anything,
but maybe just say, like,

"I'd still really like
to reinforce..."

like, that you still like her
and are attracted,

and you like the affection,

but that you're just
going at the pace for you.

I feel me and Indiyah
are going at a good pace.

But, yeah, clearly,
I've gotta step up my game,

gotta get some more recipes.

DAVIDE STRAINS

Oh, my God, my abs.

I can feel it burning! Oh!

'So, obviously, this morning, Davide
was in my very, very naughty books.'

I know it's just a coffee,
but things like this matter to me.

However, however,
as the day progressed

and we had that exciting challenge,

I couldn't resist
his six-pack again. Eh...

'I think he knows
my weak spot sometimes.'

The visual thing, it always works.

TEXT ALERT
I got a text!

DAMI: Oh, yeah?
THEY CHEER

ANDREW: Oh, my God!

READS TEXT

CHEERING

READS TEXT

MUSIC: 'Everything But You'
by Clean Bandit feat. A7S

LAUGHTER

Love Island, baby!
Love Island, baby!

# Everything but you. #

# I'll call you in the morning... #

IAIN STIRLING: 'The Islanders
are getting ready for a party

'sponsored by
the good people of eBay.

'The party is in good condition

'and from a smoke-free,
pet-free home.'

# The feeling makes me dance

# If you don't like it
Cut me loose... #

Everyone excited for the party?
ALL: Yeah!

Girls,
I don't even care about the boys,

I'm dancing for me tonight!

# Get caught up in the moment
Pick up what I'm feeling... #

That looks hard, bro.
That suits you.

Ooh, look at the little brush
at the end.

I love that, that is so cute.

What do you think of Andrew's top?

Is he wearing that?
Please tell me he's not.

# The feeling makes me dance

# If you don't like it
Cut me loose... #

That is so sexy.
The heels, for me.

You look like a supermodel,
you're so fucking tall. Yeah. Yeah.

Who's ready to party?!
Who's ready to rumble?

Big party tonight, innit, Jacques?
Sparkles and glitter and all that.

# If you don't like it, cut me loose

# I can't
Can't stop the feeling of it... #

IAIN STIRLING:
'The eBay party's about to begin.

'Remember, postage and packing
is not included,

'no time-wasters,

'and if you fancy someone,
feel free to make an offer.'

So, here's to good vibes,
a great night,

and to being the sexiest man alive.
CHEERING

# Na-na-na-na na na-na-na-na

# Na-na-na-na-na

# You thought I'd come back to you
But I'm not... #

Dancing, drinks, confetti.
What more could we ask for?

# You thought
I'd come back to you... #

IAIN STIRLING: 'Well, Amber, I
can think of a couple of things...'

# Stop the clocks
It won't stop... #

'No, I meant a movie
and some popcorn.

'But I like your thinking!'

I'm Remi, I'm 22 years old

and I'm a model and rapper
from Manchester.

When I get in the villa,
I'm gonna bring the vibes,

and I'm gonna bring
the chat-up lines.

# Oh, ooh, oh, ooh. #

My name is Jay, I'm 28,
and I'm from Edinburgh.

I'm definitely not afraid
of breaking up a couple.

But I'm half-Italian.
Davide might be the Italian snack,

but I'm definitely
the Italian main course.

ALL: Whoo!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Sorry we're late to the party.
Oh, my God!

SCREAMING AND CHEERING

Hi, how're you doing? I'm Jay.

What's your name?
Jay, nice to meet you. Amber.

Oh, my God! Oh, my gosh!
How do people just walk in here?!

You all right, mate?
Yeah, good.

What's your name?
Jay. Remi.

Nice to meet you, bro.

On first glance, yeah, they both
look kinda cute, not gonna lie.

What's your name?
Gorgeous girls in here, you know.

What's your name?
Remi. Remi.

Two new boys in the villa -

the firework that all the boys
need up their arse.

You all right?
Yeah, you OK?

I'm Ekin-Su, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you. You good?

Good, you? Yeah, good.
Good. Excited to be here.

Squeaky bum time, yeah.

100%, why wouldn't it be?
Good-looking geezers.

Hi, nice to meet you, I'm Jay. Hi.
How're you doing, Paige?

Good.
I'm Jay, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, too.

In my head, my little tick-box list
is being like,

"Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick,
tick, tick, tick, tick, tick."

And I was like, "Oh, my God.
Look at that guy!"

How's it been in here?

Yeah, good. You?
Yeah, it's been fun.

How do you feel, being in here?
It's so surreal. Just seeing...

Are you from Scotland?

Yeah, I work in finance,
as an investment analyst.

Oh, my God, I worked in finance.
Oh, yeah? For three years.

How old are you?
28. I'm 27.

Yeah.

You know when you're just like,
"What the fuck? Are you real?"

Oh, my God. This is doing my...

Gemma, Gemma,
I think I'm gonna pass out.

I think I'm gonna pass out!

I think I'm gonna pass out.
At which one?

The tall one that's 28.
He's so cute.

In the black top?
Yeah, I really like him.

I'm getting to know him.
Oh, shit!

# Oh, my, oh, my, oh, my God

# Oh, my God

# I was just enjoying
Being out of control. #

IAIN STIRLING: 'Tomorrow night...

'the new boys...'

I said to him I'm open
to getting to know new people.

What, is he all muscles, no chat?

'..stir things up.'
I'm not here to make friends.

I'm not here
for seasonal boyfriends.

What do you do, then, big boy?

I work in finance
as an investment analyst.

Do you? I play rugby, lad.

You're a bit small
for a rugby player, no?

Oh, really?
If you properly run at me,

I'll flatten you, lad, so...
ALL: Ooh!