Love Island (2015–…): Season 8, Episode 8 - Episode 8 - full transcript

# Green Sally up
And green Sally down

# Lift and squat
Gotta tear the ground... #

IAIN STIRLING:
'Previously on Love Island...

'a new boy entered the villa...'

# Green Sally up
Green Sally down... #

'..and shook up paradise.'

Oh, my God, that's my ex-boyfriend.
What?!

He's a good-looking guy.

I still look at him,
and I still do still fancy him.

I'm getting fed up, man.

# Old Miss Lucy dead and gone. #



It's just really weird
that your ex is here, innit?

'Tonight...'

Oh, my God.

PAIGE GASPS

LOVE ISLAND THEME

'Luca's struggling to cope with
the arrival of Gemma's ex, Jacques.

'Luca, don't think about the ex.

'It's EX-tremely,
EX-cruciatingly difficult,

'but it's EX-actly what
I EX-pect of you. No EX-cuses.'

How did your chat go with Jacques?
It was fine.

There was nothing really
that I needed to say to him,

or nothing that he needed
to say to me,

but I feel like
it was just a conversation

that should have been had.
Yeah.



He said,
"I'm gonna have your back in here,

"and I want us to get on, and I want
to be friends with you," and stuff.

Yeah, and there's nothing
that you need to worry about.

Come on, let's laugh,
because it's too serious tonight.

It is quite challenging,
obviously, having Jacques here.

I feel like
Luca is handling everything...

Like, I couldn't have asked Luca
to be handling it any better.

'Gemma and Jacques have history,
but now she thinks Luca's a kipper.

'Sorry, "keeper".
Hey, the man sells fish!

'Meanwhile,
Jacques has made a dash for Tash.'

It's fine. The amount of times
my bum's got wet...

Shall we sit here? We haven't
really spoke much, have we? I know.

At all.
We haven't really spoken, have we?

I've been quite busy,
haven't I, today? Yeah, I know.

Obviously, you came in being like,

"My type's brunettes," and stuff,
so I was like... Yeah.

You ever got with a blonde?

Yeah, course. I've been
seeing blondes before in the past.

First time for everything, right?
You surprised me today.

When you walked through the door
dressed up tonight,

I was like,
"Fuck, she looks good tonight."

Really?
Shit, yeah.

Where's Tasha? With Jacques.
Oh! "Where's Tasha?"

They're having chitchat.

Oh!

I don't think you got anything
to worry about.

I couldn't care less, to be honest.

LUCA: No, no, you do care.
We're not all like you, Luca.

If the man doesn't care,
he doesn't care.

Let it go, Luca.
I would care.

Yeah, YOU would care, Luca,
but Andrew is Andrew. You're Luca.

Andrew doesn't care.
Exactly.

You keep telling yourself that.

All week, he's been telling me
he likes her, blah, blah, blah,

and at the fire pit last night,
he's told her how much he likes her

and wants to get to know
more about her.

Jacques pulls Tasha for a chat,
and he's like,

"I don't care,
I don't care, I don't care."

Obviously, with me and Andrew,
we have got something there.

But it's still very fresh.
Do you know what I mean?

Of course.
It is fresh for everyone, man.

Yeah, but I am still open to get to
know, like, other people and stuff,

and, obviously, when you walked in,

my type is a pretty face
kind of vibe.

Aw. I'm not gonna give any more,
cos you'll get big-headed,

but...
I'm not big-headed at all.

It's your cheeky smile.
You're literally loving it.

I would admit I'm upset.
Just a little bit.

But I think she's an honest girl,
so she'll come up to me.

If it's all bollocks,
of course you're gonna care.

You haven't listened
to a word I've said, though.

You obviously don't like her, man.
I obviously don't like her? Cool.

You obviously
don't like her that much.

Cool.
Oh, my God.

You're probably
the best dressed tonight.

Really? Give you
the best dressed award tonight.

Ooh.
I would do.

Thank you. You're not bad yourself.

They're not even trying
to listen to our point.

I know.
Literally just keep talking over us.

Sometimes, yeah, that's why
I don't chat to Luca like that.

We're boys and all, but whenever
I have something to say,

I just don't bother, cos you say
something and it gets side-tracked,

whatever he's trying to talk about.
Yeah.

But that's OK.
You can still care about someone...

But I don't even care about
that situation. Oh, my God!

IAIN STIRLING:
'Amber's got news for Tasha.

'A certain boy got pretty upset
at her talking to Jacques -

'and that boy, it was Luca.'

So...
What's happening?

Me, Andrew and Luca
said to the boys,

"Do you care that Tasha is having
a conversation with Jacques?"

He said, "No, I don't care."
Who said that? Andrew? Yeah.

But me and Luca was like,
"If you care about someone,

"even if you're not threatened
by the guy,

"you care if someone's
having a chat with someone else."

If a girl came in, yeah, and a girl
wanted to pull Andrew for a chat,

even if you're not threatened
by the girl,

you would care that they're having
some sort of conversation,

wouldn't you?
Yeah.

Amber, is it all right
if I borrow Tasha? Yeah.

Cool. Thank you.

Right... You all right?
Yeah, are you?

Yeah, I'm fine, honestly.
This place is mad.

So, I wanted to come up to you
earlier anyway,

and I wanted to say you obviously
look stunning tonight. Thank you.

So, I was asked,
do I care about that situation?

And I said, "No, I don't care."

Yeah, but I feel like,
in a way, you should care, no?

They never allowed me to speak,

but I said,
"Of course I care about Tasha.

"And if Tasha then was
to come up to me and go,

" 'OK, I do want
to get to know him,'

"then I would obviously care."
Mm.

Of course I like you.
I know you do. Yeah.

I know what you're trying to say.

I think you're saying,
"I don't care"

in terms of you knew
it was gonna happen. I get that.

And until something
initially, like, happens,

I will trust you, and I will back
you till kingdom come.

That's just who I am.
Yeah.

'Right now, that relationship
is like Tasha's jacket -

'you just can't tell
if it's on or off.

'And things aren't much clearer
with Indiyah and Ikenna.'

How are you?
Chillin'. How you doing?

Yeah, I know, you're always
chilling. What? Why do you say that?

No, not in that way.
I mean, you're a chill guy, innit?

I feel like I've not spoken to you
today that much.

No, you haven't.
I haven't.

But it's been a busy day,
to be fair.

Yeah. I feel I've chatted to you
here and there.

And how do you feel about our chats?

Just... I dunno, I don't really
think about our chats.

Why?
Why? What's there to think about?

Do you want me to come up
with topics to talk about?

No, not even.
But how do you feel when we speak?

In what sense?
Do you think they're good chats?

Yeah, every chat I have with you
is a good chat.

Hmm.
How do you feel when we speak?

Yeah, I feel like we have good chats
and whatever.

Just, like, in general, sometimes
I feel like there's not much push.

Sometimes I feel a little bit...
Just a little bit confused...

Really?
..what you want. Mm. OK.

So, in what sense? What do you
feel like you're missing?

Just, like...
Mm. Just everything?

Just a little bit of action.
Action, OK.

Obviously, you said it in the start

that you don't wanna, like,
you know... Force anything.

I don't want you to force anything.
But it is sometimes nice to know...

that you're feeling me,
or if you're interested,

or if it's reciprocated,
or something like that.

Mm. Yeah. OK, that's interesting.

Well, you know how I feel about you,
anyway.

I know, but you say it,
but you just SAY it.

Mm.

# Silence grows in us

# I know you're undecided

# Keeping your secrets close

# I can tell
You're trying to fight it. #

But I want you to actually mean it.

You show it, but...

I don't want you
to do anything you don't want.

No, of course I mean it. But...

I feel like this was overdue,
but I wanted to...

What were you waiting for?

I wanted it to mean something.

'You know what? I'm not gonna lie.'

It was a good kiss.
He's got soft lips.

But I'm not saying anything
about sparks flying just yet.

Just yet.

But it was a good kiss, and I feel
like it was an ice-breaking kiss.

I feel like it was kind of needed,
to, sort of,

give us both reassurance
that, OK, we can now do this.

IAIN STIRLING: 'Ekin-Su won't stand
for any of Jacques' nonsense.

'And by the looks of things,
she won't sit for it either.'

I'm very good at...
Good at what? Talking shit?

..understanding people.

I feel like you
are a right big flirt.

A right big flirt?
Yeah, and I feel like your head

is between me and Paige,
and blah, blah, blah.

You're there, looking at me,
eyeing me up,

and then flirting with Paige.
What's the craic?

You've got a husband, mate.

I don't have a husband.
I'm not in a relationship.

Nothing is actually official.
And you know that as well.

Come sit on my knee, then.

I don't do that,
even if I was single.

But, yeah, what's cracking?

I'm just getting to know everyone.

Good. Well, guess what?
I wanna get to know you as well.

Yeah, of course.
We will do, you know what I mean?

How are you feeling,
them chatting and that? Do you care?

HE LAUGHS
You don't care?

You don't care, no?

I don't care, to be honest, guys.

Not because I don't care about her.

Because I know
that she wouldn't fancy him.

Not because he's ugly, but
because she's looking for a man...

Yeah, like,
she's told you what she wants.

She told me what she wants.
Yeah, so you're secure.

He's more a boy,
so I feel secure about this.

Of course, if she comes back
and tells me,

"Oh, I really fancy him.
He's been so interesting,"

maybe I would care.

I'm not in a relationship
with Davide.

That was just me being a dick.
I know you are.

I'm getting to know your humour
as well, a little bit.

I feel like everyone
will understand me soon. Yeah.

Deep down, you're a softy.

How do you know?
Just, I can tell.

Jacques has amazing, amazing,
amazing eyes.

I mean, every time he was
looking at me, I was just like...

SHE GIGGLES

Are you over Gemma?

Yeah, course I am. Course I am.
I wouldn't be on here...

But you care about who...
You want her to be happy, yeah?

Yeah, like, I said to her before,
"I still care about you."

We were together at the end
of the day. And I'm gonna...

If I seen her upset in here,
I'd go give her a hug and be like,

"I'm here for you if you need me."
That's the type of lad I am.

And you really care.
Yeah, you know what I mean?

How are you getting along with
Paige? Is there anything in common?

Are you...? What's it like?
Nah.

With Paige, she's lovely.
I literally said she's so lovely.

I don't know. Now I've spoke to you,
you seem lovely.

I think me and you need to get on
and get to know each other.

And see how we get along
as friends, or whatever.

I feel like this chat's been good.

Same. I'm gonna be going to bed
thinking about you now.

And you'll be right next to me,
which is a shame.

Tell the truth,
where would you rather be tonight?

I'd rather be with you, giving you
a cuddle and you giving me a cuddle.

Oh, it's so bad I'm saying this, but
he's not making any effort with me.

'Ekin-Su, she's a strong woman,
you know what I mean? I like that.'

Obviously, I was quite surprised
when I asked Ekin the question,

"Who would you rather
be in bed with tonight?"

And she said me.
I was a bit like, "Ooh!

"Feel free, then. Jump in."

Guys, it's getting late.
I thought you guys are hungry.

So I'm going to leave some chips.

LAUGHTER

I'm going to go to bed, you know?

Thank you very much.

It is just some water
in case you are thirsty.

Gentlemen, I'll see you tomorrow.

LAUGHTER

Oh, that's funny.

LAUGHTER

Hashtag of the night -
"I don't care."

'Classic Davide. When the chips
are down, he puts the chips down.

'And after a crazy day, plenty of
snacks, it's time to hit the sack.'

# A reason to run

# A reason to stay

# Just one more night
I'll be OK... #

Yeah, absolutely not. We are not
doing that today, sweetie.

Yo, I lips'd Indiyah.
You lips'd Indiyah?

I lips'd Indiyah, twice.
OK. OK.

We had a little kiss,
and it was nice.

He kind of finished my sentence.
And was like,

"You're used to action,"
and then kissed me.

THEY SQUEAL

# I don't wanna fight
Don't wanna say goodbye

# When we realise
We're better not together... #

It had been a while, though, bro.

I'd love to lips, I'd love it.

Yeah, when you do lips it,
it's nuts.

Fucking good combo, son.

# Because neither of us
Want to be alone... #

I'm not here for drama.
I know.

I literally can't be arsed with it.
I think,

at the moment,
it's still quite in the air.

I'm not gonna cook your food.
It's not all about you.

That's not how relationships work.
I wanna feel important.

I wanna feel like you care about me.

# Don't want to say goodbye
We need to realise

# We're better not together

# Neither of us want to be alone

# We're losing grip
But we can't let go

# I don't want to fight

# It's time to say goodbye

# We need to realise

# We're better not together

# We're better not together. #

IAIN STIRLING: 'Last night,
the Islanders woke up

'every two hours,
screaming their heads off,

'and I had to change Andrew's nappy
twice.'

Good morning, everyone!
Hope everyone slept like a baby.

# She keeps dancing... #

Morning, Jacques.
Did you have a good first night?

No. I've been up for ages.

Weird dream yesterday,
I had a dream, you were in my dream.

Shock. You were in my dream.
Bloody hell.

Really?
Fuck me, the dream was so weird.

# Much too young. #

Jacques, are you ready
for a full day of adventure?

I'm ready for the full day.

Are you ready to ride
the roller-coaster?

With you I am, yeah.
SHE LAUGHS

# We can make tonight
One of those Sister Ray kinda nights

# It's your love
It's mythical, a ritual

# Moving like a knife

# It's close enough
It's dangerous... #

Where's the girls?
I want some brekkie.

Better talk to Ekin-Su,
cos she does the breakfasts.

# We can make tonight one of those
Sister Ray kinda nights

# It's your love
It's mythical... #

Come and listen to this, right.
I got something to say.

What do you have to say?

Right, listen, so, as soon
as I got into bed yesterday,

Davide, right, turns around,

puts his arm around me,
cuddles up to me, kissing my neck.

Oh!
All right, what's going on,

this is a different side.

He was like,
"Baby, I want to keep you close."

I was like, oh!

He could be doing that just because
I had Jacques next to me as well.

Yeah.
Just to, like, piss him off.

What you saying, Davide?
Don't really know what to think.

I mean, I see her, she's happy.
Yeah, for sure, maybe...

I don't know.
After I speak with her, I will see.

Did you have any more kisses in bed
last night? Just cuddled and spoke.

Like, it was nice, I'm glad that we
are FINALLY on the same page. Yeah.

Ooh!

You had a little ki-iss!
How was the kiss?

It was good, like,
it was a good kiss. Yeah.

Andrew, what about you?
Did she not hug you last night?

Yeah, but like, this morning,
it was just, like, awkward.

When you woke up, it was just like
something missing.

Yeah, she pretty much didn't even
look at me. I was like, all right!

Swear down?
Yeah. So I don't know.

Tasha, you had a chat with Jacques.

Jack. Um, we did have a chat.
He's a charming guy,

like, the way he comes across
and stuff,

but, like,
I'm taking it with a pinch of salt.

I'm not thinking into it.

I've enjoyed my chats with him,
and when I'm chatting with him,

you can see, like, he's definitely
got a softer side to him underneath.

He just wants to be cuddled!

Yeah, he just needs a big cwtch,
sort of thing.

IAIN STIRLING:
'The catering budget's

'taking a hammering this year.

'Ikenna's making scrambled egg
for Indiyah... with one egg!

'Later, he's making
a Thousand Island dressing,

'except it's just one island.'

Shall I make us some breakfast?

I'm not even hungry, like.

Same. It's not for me,
it's for Indiyah, innit?

Indiyah deserves
something nice today,

because I gave her
a little first kiss last night,

and, obviously, I thought, like,
if I made her breakfast,

it would set up her day
quite nicely as well,

so, Ikenna the chef,
cheffed up and madness.

Can one of you guys fetch Indiyah
for me, please?

Just to tell her
that breakfast is ready. Please.

Please, please, please. Thank you.
Want me to get her for you?

Yeah, just tell that, "Indiyah-ah!
Breakfast has been served."

Your king has sent you breakfast.

I heard about you and little...

Mm. Little lipsy-lips.

A little smoo-smoo-smooch!
Mm-hm!

Was it a good kiss?
Yeah.

I think so.
About time. Why were you waiting?

HE LAUGHS

Hello, madame, your king awaits.
Let's go, please. Go on!

Like to keep them on their toes,
I'm waiting.

I'm scared.
Why are you scared?

Don't be nervous, it's just a little
ting with your king, innit?

Your queen has arrived.
I'm obsessed with this sexy girl.

Mmm, look at you.
Breakfast has been served.

Oh!
Did I miss anything out?

No! Perfect!
Mmm, wow.

He's made her, like,
scrambled eggs on toast.

Oh, my God, this is really cute!

Taste test, taste test. Maybe
feed her some eggs. First bit?

Yeah, feed her the first bit,
we'll get a picture of it as well.

Oh, my God,
I could actually cry for him.

He's gonna feed her,
He's gonna feed her! Girl.

Mmm... Mmm!
Yay.

I'm giving you ten stars for effort
and thoughtfulness.

Appreciate it.

Even though he's so chilled, like,
these little gestures

just let me know
that he still cares

and he's still
thinking about me somewhat,

so, yeah, it's really sweet.

IAIN STIRLING:
'Sweet? Scrambled egg?!

'He's mistaken sugar for salt,
hasn't he?

'As we all know, Davide
doesn't do anything by halves.

'Even peeling a banana.'

Indiyah, where is Ekin-Su?

Getting ready, upstairs.
So she's gonna come down, yeah?

She's gonna come down
for her pancake.

No, I'm making it for her.
How're you gonna do this one?

Kind of tapas, with eggs and salmon.

Ooh! Making it for yourself?
And her.

For Ekin-Su.
Go on, babes.

No, I like to cook for my girl,
you know. In general.

Yeah. If I'm in a relationship,
I will always cook lunch and dinner.

Oh, that's lovely!

I'll give her the pleasure to cook
once in a while! Oh, that's so nice.

WOLF-WHISTLES
Good morning! Morning.

Oh, you look good. Thanks.
Making breakfast here.

Ooh! OK. Impressed.

'Where has this side come from?

'A complete different side to...'

the guy with a six-pack, and, um...
I really like it,

and if he goes this way,
he's definitely gonna win my heart.

That looks really nice, Davide.

Thank you.
I hope it tastes nice as well.

That looks so nice, man.
Do you think? Does, doesn't it?

Yeah, I'm impressed.

I feel like I should leave you two
for your little breakfast date.

Yeah, let's let them have
a nice little brekkie date, eh?

I hope it's good.
Me too.

Cheers.
Cheers.

Mmm! You've made a very good start
to the day.

Mm.

IAIN STIRLING: 'Last night,

'Tasha felt like she was getting
the cold shoulder.

'Well, she should have
pulled her bloody jacket up, then.'

How are you? Yeah, I'm good,
I'm good. How are you?

Yeah, I'm fine. I feel like you can
sense that I am a bit distant.

Um... Where's your head at
with everything?

I want to hear from you.
Yeah.

Well, my head's at... I think it's
pretty obvious where my head's at.

I'm so happy with you
getting to know Jacques,

because when you then go,
"You know what?

"I've talked to him,
got to know him..."

I still like...
I kind of know...

You kind of know
if you like me enough, or whatever.

I feel like we just need
to chill out a bit, I think.

Because I feel like
as soon as I feel pressure,

that's when I'm like...
Yeah.

..that's when I start
to push people away. Yeah.

It's so weird, like.
That's why I'm like... I'm quite...

I think I'm a good mix for you.
Cos I'm very chill.

Mm. There's no pressure.
Of course.

But, yeah, whenever you want
to talk to me about anything,

I promise you,
I've got your back, 100%.

I appreciate that.

But, yeah.
Right.

All right?
Yeah.

All good.
Another little one?

IAIN STIRLING: 'That breakfast
Davide cooked for Ekin-Su

'was just like
his mamma used to make it.

'Unfortunately, Davide's mamma
is a terrible cook.

'But Ekin-Su was still impressed.'

This morning, obviously, you made me
breakfast. You made me coffee.

This is the side I want to see.

Me? Yeah, like...
This is how I am.

But... naturally,
it cannot be like this

from the first day
that you walk into the villa.

OK, fair enough. It takes time.

Yeah. Not a lot, to be honest.

As I said, I like to cook,
I like to look after my girl.

I like, you know,
to make sure that she's OK.

But I cannot do since the first day
that you walk into the villa. Yeah.

You know, would be weird, right?

OK. Good.

I'm glad we cleared the air,
because...

So, this was the big conversation?

I came to a point where
I just didn't bother any more.

Just like, "Whatever".

You know, I've got this new guy
in here, making this chat,

and I thought...
Uh-huh.

HE SNORTS

It's not that he's a threat to you.

But I really enjoyed my breakfast.
I feel good. Your woman is full.

Yeah?
She's awake.

The first one of many.

Oh, OK! Thank you.

IAIN STIRLING: 'OK, Paige.
There's two grand up for grabs,

'and you've already said
you wouldn't do this

'to Boris Johnson, Alan Titchmarsh,
or the Archbishop of Canterbury.

'Afia, any other options?'

OK, got it. Would you lick
a pig's bumhole for two grand?

Fuck, no! Absolutely not.

I do like...
A horse's arse is clean.

Is it clean?!
It's humongous.

No, but they only eat grass,
really, don't they? It's true.

TEXT ALERT
Argh!

Text.
What?

GEMMA: She's got a text!
Fuck's sake.

GIRLS SCREAMING

Oh, my God!

Dami, son, you're going on a date!
Whoo!

Time to get ready, girl.

I'm nervous, boys!
LAUGHTER

Can you please tell me
what I need to wear, please?

A sexy white dress?

# Cos when I look back at us
I know we almost had it, oh... #

I love that! Yeah.

That is so cute!

Nah, definitely, if I'm gonna be
playing tennis, I'm wearing white.

Wonder what he's wearing?

Headband? Yeah!
You boys are taking the piss, man.

Do you reckon he's nervous?

No, I'm a little bit nervous,
and I didn't think I would be.

I'm a bit nervous, because I feel
like us going out on a date,

it's kind of going to determine
whether we're gonna continue,

or do we actually get on.

I think you've got to let her win.
Let her win?

I'm not good at tennis,
but I can't let her win.

I'm nervous and excited, you know,
a lot of emotions right now,

but can't wait to get to it.
First date.

Yeah, don't do that.
He wouldn't be expecting a kiss.

Have you not kissed since
the other night? No. Have you not?!

You've got to try and kiss her,
surely. I'll need my lip balm, then.

Cos these lips getting dry,
you know?

Amber, look quickly.

# I think of you every day
Every night

# And I want you to know
What I did wasn't right... #

Make sure you win, Amber!

They both look so cute!

Want me to take it easy on you?
Yeah, just give me a point or two.

# I wish, I wish. #

# Move your body, girl

# Makes the fellas go... #

IAIN STIRLING:
'The date team told me

'they asked Mallorca tennis legend
Rafa Nadal

'if they could film at his club,
and judging from these pictures...

'he said no.'

# Roll up in the club

# Looking fly
Made your first approach

# Then caught his eye... #

So, darling,
have you ever played tennis before?

No, I actually haven't.

Oh, really? Me either.
I watched a bit of Serena Williams.

That's all I know.
I might be Serena, I might not.

Right, go on.

Oh, my God. Definitely not Serena.

You serve. I'm scared.

HE CLEARS THROAT,
SHE LAUGHS

OK...

Oh, my God,
why does it keep doing it so hard?

Man, I'm gonna win this, like.

# Move your body, girl

# Makes the fellas go... #
So, how do you feel about role-play?

Role-play?
Yeah.

I do like a bit of role-play.
If you're lucky.

Quite like this.
See, there you go.

That's better. That's it.
That was better? That was better?

Yeah. Just do that next time.
Whoo!

# Move your body

# Move your body, girl

# Move your body... #
SHE SIGHS

# Move your body, girl... #
SHE SQUEALS

I'll do this for a peck, innit.
Whoever wins gets a peck. Come on.

HE GRUNTS

# Turn me on... #

SHE SQUEALS
I'm getting that peck, still!

Right, I need a drink
and some strawberries.

Had enough. You can have that win.

Yeah, but I still get my peck.

# If I lick my lips
I'm probably feeling you

# I'm gonna make you go
Whoa. #

PIANO MUSIC

SHE SIGHS
At last.

# Have we got love or, love or

# Loving or hate? #

Cheers.

Cheers to everyone winning.

Yeah, everyone winning, yeah.
Honour that.

So, what would your family think?

Like, are you close with
your family?

I'm close to all of them.
Obviously, we just roast each other.

Do you know I actually had a dream
yesterday? A dream?

Yeah, you were in my dream.
Me?

And you met my grandmother.
Oh! What was she doing?

She was just doing your hair,
and I was in the room.

That's cute.
Then she started to show you,

like, little baby pictures of me,
and I was like,

"I need to get out of here."
Like, it was crazy.

Oh, my God, that's so weird.
That's cute, though.

Do you think they would like me,
your family? Yeah, definitely.

Definitely. Definitely.
What about your family?

What would they think?

My mum would definitely
have something to say.

She's always, like...

doesn't want me to get with
the wrong guy. Mm.

She's always like...
What is the right guy, then?

I don't know. I think for my mum,
like, more for me as well,

someone respectful of me
and my family. Mm.

Cos I think respect is a big thing.

Obviously, loyalty.
Mm.

Funny. Good times.
Do you think I'm funny?

Yeah, you are funny.
Yeah, I actually am funny.

You're so fucking competitive.
No, you are.

And you hate fucking losing,
don't you?

Yeah, I actually do.
You do.

It's a good thing, cos I mean...
What, that you hate losing?

Yeah, cos then that means
I won't lose you in this villa.

Oh!
It's a good thing.

So you are wanting to keep me,
then?

Yeah, you know, the competition
is gonna come, obviously,

Mr Competitive and that.

# Kiss me one more time... #

I feel like for the moment,
I am happy to get to know you.

Mm-hm. And I feel like
I'm kind of not really looking

at any of the other guys.

How many more doors do you feel
I have to get through

to actually, like, know you?

Cos you said,
obviously there's more...

Oh, you've still got a long way,
darling.

So how many doors?
You've still got a long way to go.

How many doors do I have to open?
I couldn't put a number on it.

Like, 12? Cos one day could open
three doors at a time...

Really? One day could close
a few doors if you piss me off.

Yeah, I feel like...
Have I done that, yeah?

Have I opened one
and then shut the door? No.

No? No, you haven't done that
too much just yet.

SHE SCREAMS

Sorry,
there's a fucking massive spider!

Where?
Oh, my God!

Where's the spider?
There was a big spider...

You're putting your hand near it.
I think you imagined it.

There's no spider here.
No, there was a big fucking spider.

There is literally no spider.
# They are, they are... #

IAIN STIRLING:
'A bit of an overreaction.

'Although I do wonder
where that spider...

'Whurrgh! Aahhh!

'It's on my mic!
Just go to Paige and Jacques!'

Yeah,
imagine if we got a tennis date.

I wouldn't let you win.

You wouldn't stand a chance anyway.

HE LAUGHS
I'm quite competitive.

Everything I play, I need to win.

How do you cope in rugby, then,
if you guys lose a match?

I don't cope.
SHE LAUGHS

Just you stropping off.
No, literally, just go home.

All I want after a game
is a pizza and go to bed.

Do the boys not go out after a game,
like out drinking or whatever?

No, cos we normally have
recovery the next day.

If we play on a Friday night,
though, we get the weekend off.

Yeah, that's nice.
So when I have, like, a Friday game,

I'd probably drive straight
to Wales,

and have, like,
the weekend with you.

Yeah? Come and stay at mine
at the weekends? Yeah. Yeah.

We'll do that.
Well, that can work.

Can I bring little Zeus, though?

Your dog?
Yeah, he's called Zeus.

I want another as well, you know.

Can we have a Dobermann?
Yeah, OK.

Well, I was thinking another French
because I want to call it Zola.

I want Zeus and Zola together.
Cute, but, no.

I want a little Dobermann.

OK, we'll get one of them.
And we're gonna call it Dior.

Are you close with your mum and dad?
Yeah.

Yeah, like proper close?
We're dead close.

We're death-closely close.
Would your mum like me?

Yeah, she would.
Would she?

Yeah, cos you're quite cheeky,
I think.

I think she'd like you, for sure.

I like to be, like,
the carer of my mum,

you know what I mean, like?

I feel like it's my responsibility

to, you know,
look after her, almost.

Make sure she's happy
and, like, you know, safe.

I reckon she'd actually be watching
thinking, "I hope he goes for her."

Oh, that's so sweet.
I reckon so, yeah.

'Getting on really well, aren't we?
We're chatting even more.'

She is as good as the inside as
she is out, you know what I mean?

Er, yeah, she's a lovely girl.

She is a lovely girl, and we're
getting on good. We're vibing.

# I'm higher, higher, higher... #

What is your dream,
like, girl... woman?

Dream girl? I feel like
it's a trick question, you know?

Why is it a trick question?
No.

She should look like you
and I would be happy. OK.

So you need to have a twin in here
for me to turn my head.

SHE CHUCKLES
OK, good answer.

What about you?

I don't really have
a dream man at all.

Like, on paper,
my type's all over the shop,

but I think, so far, you've shown
that you are a gentleman,

I mean, other than today,
not letting me win, but...

Sometimes I'm a gentleman, you know?

Yeah, but I feel like that also
keeps me on my toes a little bit,

otherwise I'd probably get
a little bit bored.

SHE CHUCKLES

# But when you look at me

# I'm higher, higher, higher... #

So, where do you see yourself in,
like, five years?

Erm, I hopefully see myself in,
like, a secure relationship.

Hopefully, like, travelling
with them. Try new things.

I want to go skydiving, so...
Me too!

..if someone would be up
for skydiving. Me too!

But everyone is always scared
when I mention it, like. I know.

I definitely will be shitting myself
at the edge of the fucking plane,

but I would love to do that.

Probably want a serious thing,

because I've been single
for a while, so...

How long have you
been single again?

Four years and, like, a few months,
I think. Yeah.

# Had my mind undercover... #

Do you want a strawberry? OK.

Bloody hell. Is it nice?
Yeah, it's nice.

# Underwater, water, water

# Water, water... #

I've had a really nice time.
Yeah, so have I.

# Higher, higher, higher

# I'm higher, higher, higher

# I'm higher, higher, higher... #

IAIN STIRLING:
'Amber had a lovely date,

'but Dami didn't enjoy the squash.

'Serves him right for wearing
tennis shorts a size too small.

'And back at the villa, the girls
are wondering how the date's going.'

I reckon they've definitely kissed.

Do you think? There's no way
you're looking that cute on a date

and not getting kissed by your guy.
Exactly.

Wait, can I see people?
Is that them?

CHEERING

How did it go?!

I don't know why I'm nervous
to see my boys.

CHEERING,
WHOOPING

Hey!

What's happening?
What's happening, peeps!

OVERLAPPING CHATTER

Aw, boys, I'm so sorry.
You didn't lose, did you?

Yes, it's a bit disappointing.
Was she good?

Yes, she was good, yeah.
You lost?!

You lost?!
No way!

You're stressing me out, boys.

Of course I didn't fucking lose,
boys!

CHEERING

LAUGHTER
What you say?

Right, let's just get the boring bit
out. He won tennis.

ALL: Aw!
Amber!

Are you joking, Amber!
Did you let him win?

No, of course I let him win.

You let him win!
But it was really cute,

we spoke about
where we see ourselves

in a couple of years and stuff. Not,
like, together, but I said, like,

"I see myself with someone secure,
like, travelling."

Like,
I said I wanted to go skydiving,

which is actually on his list.
He really wants to go skydiving.

You guys have a lot in common,
it seems, and that's really good.

Yeah, like,
it did feel very comfortable.

I feel like
cos she was losing really badly

she got a bit demotivated.
ALL AGREE

But then I put a wager on it that
if I win I just get a kiss, so...

Yeah.
Oh, that's good!

That's so smooth!

Where did it happen? On the court?

I did one on the court, and I did
one on the date as well. Oh!

Yeah, man.
What did you say for the second one?

Aw, the second one,
obviously, like, I just called her

a beautiful woman, and then...
Selling her dreams, mate.

But that one was a bit of tongue,
though.

That one was a bit of tongue.
Ooh! Two kisses on a date.

That's good, man.
That's setting records.

We'll be practising more tonight,
d'you know what I mean?

Yeah!
Pfft!

Is he a good kisser?
We didn't even ask you.

Yes, he is. Yes. Yeah.
Babe, I would've...

From the other night,
if it was a shit kiss,

he would've been kicked
to the curb.

Do think it's brought you two
together more?

Yeah, for sure.
Yeah, and we did have a little kiss.

We did have a little kiss.
SQUEALING

We had a little kiss. Yeah.
You can't stop smiling.

I love it!
You're so happy.

Was it nice?
Yeah, it was cute.

Was it too hot, too spicy?
LAUGHTER

# Dance the night away

# Grab somebody
Drink a little more... #

IAIN STIRLING: 'The Islanders
are preparing for another big night.

'It's definitely weird
being filmed in the shower,

'which, coincidentally,
is the title of a very angry review

'I left on Tripadvisor
about an Airbnb.'

# She wanna
Dance the night away

# We still young
And you're just not the one... #

Agh!
What...?!

HE LAUGHS

# Dance the night away

# Live your life
Cos my love ain't enough

# She wanna dance 'cah we chart
Sorry, babes

# I'm with the Dargs... #
Right, let me teach you Turkish.

So, "hello" means "merhaba".

ALL: Merhaba.
"How are you?" means "nasilsin".

Merhaba, nasilsin?
EKIN-SU CHEERS

# Dance the night away

# We still young
And you're just not the one... #

First day,
I think everyone was a bit like,

"Oh, shit, he's too loud for us."
No, man.

You settled in a treat.

Definitely sticking it
on Tash tonight

if you're shaving the beard, lad.
HE LAUGHS

# Who's who?
I'ma do me, I beg you, do you... #

I'm gonna teach Davide how to say
"I love you" in Turkish,

so when he does say it...
He's prepared.

He's prepared!
# Dance the night away

# Live your life
And stay young on the floor... #

Does anyone know how to iron?
Luca does.

LAUGHTER

This is your opportunity to shine,
my brudda.

We'll bring 'em up to you.
Don't stress.

Luca will bring it up to you.
Right, you do it now.

What do you mean, I do it now?
THEY LAUGH

# Yo, she asked me
To follow her socials

# That's the reason I anti-social

# Still dropping viral vocals... #

# She wanna... dance the night away

# We still young
And you're just not the one... #

THEY CHEER

# Dance the night away... #

Cheers to having the best
romantic summer of our lives.

CHEERING

# I don't wanna dance
She broke my heart

# Do I still give you a chance
To dance? #

IAIN STIRLING: 'As an actor,
Ekin-Su has got to be impressed

'with Davide's attempts
to appear comfortable

'with both feet up
on a rock-solid plastic chair.'

Have you had Turkish delight before?
No.

Well, you've got me.

HE CHUCKLES
Well, what's Turkish delight?

Sweet.
Yeah.

And you bite into it.
It's very tasty.

SHE GIGGLES

It's getting a bit heated in here.

That is hot.

THEY LAUGH

So, how did it taste?
SHE GIGGLES

Like a Turkish dessert.

What's the plan of action for you,
then, son?

I fancy the shit out of Gemma.

Mate, that's what we've all
come here for, that feeling, so...

Mate, yeah, but it's weird.

I just don't feel like that, ever.
Ever. Nah.

What we saying, lads?
Just how I'm about to kiss your ex.

LAUGHTER

Go for it, lad.
I reckon she would tonight.

On the outside world,
I couldn't catch a cold,

let alone some feelings.

I think I had one conversation with
the girl, and she had me hooked.

Wahey, fish pun. Er...
I promise you now,

I genuinely didn't think
I'd find someone

that would do that to me, but...

I dunno.

And I don't wanna, like...
Do you know what I mean?

Like, just pull back
because I'm worried.

Ride the wave, lad.

I know, but if something
went tits up or something,

I'll be fuming.

How's it going with Jacques?

Yeah, honestly,
I do quite fancy him. Uh-huh.

I don't wanna be let down
by not having gone for it.

There's no harm
in getting to know someone. Yeah.

No-one is exclusive in here, so...
Yeah, exactly.

There's no harm
in getting to know people.

Why? Who do you wanna get to know?

Jacques.
Oh!

It's just really weird
that your ex is here, innit?

And you're with Luca as well,
and it's like, look...

And they're, like, friends.

And it's like... Yeah.
Yeah. Well, it happened...

It's not like I was with him
when I knew you guys.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was, like,
a year-and-a-half ago now.

Yeah, he's, like, a lovable shit.
You're really keeping it cool.

Yeah, you're doing...
Yeah, you are.

Yeah, you're holding it together.
I wouldn't like it at all.

I would be... Inside, I'd be dying.

And I wouldn't want him to speak
with anyone else. Anyone, yeah.

Yeah! Even if I was coupled up,
I'd still be like...

Yeah.
I'd be like, "That's mine.

"Sorry! I don't want him, but..."

"But you can't have him either."
Yeah, no.

Yeah, this is big.

Oh, this would be so comfortable
if it wasn't so hot on the day.

Yeah, I know.
Afia's happy.

So, are you all good?
I am good.

How are you feeling?
I'm feeling good!

Yeah, good.
How are you?

I'm good, you know.
Good!

Nah, I just wanted to,
like, thank you as well.

Cos I feel like our first date,
you literally helped me so much.

Really? Yeah, 100%.
If it wasn't for you, like,

I wouldn't have felt
as confident, so...

I was a bit nervous, you know.

Really? I couldn't tell.
Could you not tell?

Not tell, no.
I've got a great poker face, then!

Yeah, I couldn't tell at all.

But, no, like,
you proper, like, settled me in.

Good, obviously.
If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't

have found the first day so easy.

I feel like, on day one,
the way you came across

was so different to how I think
of you now. That is true, that.

Genuinely, you've made me
feel so comfortable as well.

I actually feel like when
you're in here and you're single

and you're not in a couple,
it's actually crazy.

100%!
Everyone's in their couples all day.

If you're feeling lonely tomorrow,
just grab me. Oh, thanks.

Feel like it's the lads
having to grab the girls.

Nah, if you're feeling lonely
tomorrow,

I'm always here for people in here.
So, yeah.

Just grab me,
and we'll go for a little chat.

I would have never guessed
that you had this side to you

when you came in here, like,
"Yeah..."

Not a lot of people do, you know?
Not a lot of people do.

Give me a cuddle again.

You have the sweetest face,
Jacques, genuinely. All right?

When you get to know Jacques,
he's so sweet and adorable.

He's got such a nice energy as well.

Like, I feel really comfortable
around him,

and it's only been a couple of days.

How was the chat?
It was nice. Like, he's so sweet.

After the Billy-big-bollocks.

After all the jokes,
Billy-big-bollocks, yeah,

he's really, really sweet.

Gemma's like, "I know him."

I know! She's like,
"Girl, that's what I thought."

Oh, no, he is sweet.
He is more sweet one-on-one.

Yeah. I enjoyed the chat,
I think he's hot.

And he's charming and stuff.

Yeah, and I feel like
you should definitely be open to it.

100%. Nothing lost, nothing gained.
Hear, hear!

THEY CHEER

IAIN STIRLING: 'Luca's grabbed Gemma
for a catch-up.

'Gemma was telling me today
she once joined a pony club.

'Coincidentally, her dad, Michael,
once joined a pony club.

'It's called Newcastle United.'

How's your day gone?

SHE GIGGLES,
HE LAUGHS

You've literally been with me
the whole day.

Don't give much away, do you?
I've not felt like this.

I feel like I'm back at school
or something.

You know like when you...
Oh, I'm not saying.

Just blow your head off even more.

No, tell me.
Do you know what I mean?

Obviously, I'm attracted to you.

HE FAKE SNORES
And I feel like...

No, don't, like... OK, fine,
I'm not going to tell you, then.

No, go on.
No.

Go on.
No, no, no.

No, you've had your shot,
and you fucked it.

No, go on.
No.

Go on.
You don't deserve a kiss after that.

They're gonna be laughing again.
Oh...

Yeah, no.

Can I have a hug?

Can I kiss you on the forehead?
Mm-hm.

No, do it properly.

I wasn't expecting that.

You can't do that.
Yeah, I can.

Fuck's sake, man.

IAIN STIRLING: 'There's two ways
to ruin a perfectly good night.

'Give me three tequilas and a
microphone and a karaoke bar, or...'

I bet you I beat you
at Rock, Paper, Scissors.

TEXT ALERT
Oh, my God.

Was that you or me?
GEMMA SQUEALS

Amber!
I got a text!

Guys, wait, there's a text!

She's got a text!
PAIGE GASPS

All of us?
Yeah.

Shit!

Oh, my God.
Wait, no... Oh, my God.

Argh! I don't like these messages.

Everyone to the fire pit
immediately.

Oh, no!

# Bite my tongue

# Count to ten

# Close your eyes

# And just pretend... #

TEXT ALERT
# This could have a happy end

# Close your eyes... #

"Afia and Paige,
you are both single.

"Please stand at the front
of the fire pit."

# Oh, let's pretend... #

TEXT ALERT

"Jacques, as a new boy, you must now
decide which of the two single girls

"you want to couple up with.

"The girl not chosen
will leave the villa immediately."

# Take me home... #

QUIETLY: Fucking hell.

QUIETLY: Fuckin' hell.

# Let me rest my weary bones

# Take me home

# I don't wanna be alone, oh

# Oh... #

I've decided to couple up
with this girl because,

from day one, entering the villa...

HE EXHALES

..I found her attractive, you know?

The hours what I've had with her,
the talks what I've had with her,

you know,
we're just getting on more and more,

so I'd like to see
where it would go.

# We both know

# Where this will lead

# Feel my heart... #

The girl I'd like
to couple up with...

# Ooh-ooh-ooh... #

..is...

# Ooh-ooh-ooh... #

..Paige.

# Take me home

# Home... #

SMACKS LIPS
# Back where I belong, ooh

# Let me rest my weary bones

# Take me home... #

QUIETLY: Fucking hell.

# Take me home

# I don't wanna be alone. #

# Better days are coming

# Better days are coming
For you... #

I'll see you.
I'll see you.

Me and Afia, we, erm...
we came in here together,

so I think my bond with her
is a lot personal

than I think the other Islanders.

She was, like, my rock.
You know?

I'm sorry about that,
I had to do it.

You don't need to be sorry. I
promise. Nothing to be sorry about.

Pfft. Fuck that.

I felt bad. I did feel bad.

I see Afia as a friend,
and she's a lovely girl.

# I know you've been hurting

# Waiting on a train
That just won't come... #

This is too much.

I'm OK. I promise you, girls,
I'm actually OK.

# We'll be dancing in the sun

# We'll be dancing in the sun... #

Group hug. Group hug.

ALL: Aw!

# Eh-eh-eh-eh

# And we'll sing your song together
Eh-eh-eh-eh.... #

THEY CHEER

Obviously, I'm gonna miss
everyone in the villa,

but I'm still gonna keep trying
to find love.

I'm sure Mr Right
is out there somewhere.

# We'll sing your song together. #

'Tomorrow night...
there's trouble in paradise.'

I am not... Don't roll your eyes
at me, you prick.

It's a genuine mistake, I'm sorry.
There's nothing more to it.

'And two new boys are on their way.'

When I get in the villa,
I'm gonna bring the vibes,

and I'm gonna bring
the chat-up lines.

I'm definitely not afraid
of breaking up a couple.

Davide might be the Italian snack,

but I'm definitely
the Italian main course.