Love Island (2015–…): Season 8, Episode 7 - Episode 7 - full transcript
The second week of Love Island continues and the Islanders are still having fun in the sun. But as ever, there are plenty of twists and turns in store.
IAIN STIRLING:
'Previously, on Love Island...
'..one boy said his goodbyes.'
I've made a decision,
I am gonna leave the villa.
No!
No!
# Brothers and sisters
Together we'll make it through... #
Love Island, baby.
CHEERING
# Someday your spirit will lift you
And take you there... #
And there was drama
at the first re-coupling.
The girl I would like
to couple up with is Amber.
# Everybody's free... #
Tasha.
Indiyah.
Gemma.
Ekin-Su.
As Liam left the villa
earlier today,
no other Islanders
will be leaving tonight.
It's only fair if I get to know him.
'Tonight...
'here comes...'
Oh, my God.
That's my ex-boyfriend.
'..the new boy.'
I'm getting fed up, man.
IAIN STIRLING:
'The re-couplings finished
'and Paige and Afia dodged a dump
cos Liam went home.
'I say he went home,
he's stuck in departures
'at Palma Airport
with everybody else,
'surviving on
Pringles and Toblerone.'
Oh, gosh.
That was intense.
I know, it was so intense,
but I'm literally
so buzzing for you.
I feel like this
is the perfect situation.
Girls, you know, standing up there
being one of the last two,
it's like...
You know, like, at school, when
you have to pick a netball team
and like, you're the last person!
Oh, my God.
I'd just rather not.
It was literally like that.
Babe, some guy bombshells might be
on their way.
I hope so. I hope so.
Pray for us. Pray for Paige.
Some bombshells, hopefully.
Cheers.
Cheers. Please.
Hopefully someone comes in
that's just, you know,
really interested in me.
Wants to get to know me.
I just want someone
that 100% likes me, sort of thing.
So, yeah,
keeping my fingers crossed.
Good things come to those who wait.
IAIN STIRLING:
'Dami is beginning to think
'him and Amber
have some real chemistry.
'Or as he puts it, X1 equals Y
over R squared when G is a constant.
'Honestly, you can take
the scientist out of the lab...'
Are you happy that I chose you?
It was, like,
reassuring that you picked me
and maybe the public were right.
That's what I was thinking,
you know.
That's why I was reassured
because I feel like before,
I was a bit more hesitant
because I was thinking,
"Is this guy just with me
"because obviously
you've been put with me?"
But would you have actually
stepped forward for me?
Was it a hard decision?
Yeah, it was so hard,
like, literally (!)
After the text, I was like,
"Oh, my God.
"What am I going to do?
Who am I going to pick?"
You didn't know
if you are going to pick me?
I'm chatting shit, obviously.
Obviously, chatting shit.
Well, I didn't know.
It was a very easy decision,
to be honest.
She is just the one I feel like
I'm just happy waking up to
every morning.
You know when you just, like,
you are just comfortable
with each other,
so you can flow, you can talk about
every single thing.
I feel like that is just
the next layer to peel off
to get to that stage where
everything is off limits
and we can just be free
and just talk about whatever.
That's what I'm excited for.
IAIN STIRLING: 'Luca chose Gemma
right under Davide's nose.
'I hope they know
what they're doing.
'Mess with the wrong Italian
'and you could end up
with a horse's head in your bed,
'and that's not happened
to Gemma
'since it all kicked off at
the World Dressage Championships.'
You OK?
Yeah, are you?
Yeah, I'm all right. Had worse days.
Wow, so...
How do you feel about
us being in a couple?
A couple? We are basically boyfriend
and girlfriend.
Oh, my God. Calm down.
You wish.
Oh... We're gonna have
a nice cuddle tonight.
Yeah, don't get your hopes up
too much.
Are you not a cuddly person?
Well, no, I am.
All right, calm down, then.
First night, you calm down.
What, you want to touch just feet?
For tonight.
We'll see how it goes.
So, what else do you think?
I'm genuine and I'm a sort?
I said you're ambitious, didn't I?
Yeah, yeah, actually, that was nice.
I want to know about more.
More than just your perfect body,
I want to know what's underneath.
THEY CHUCKLE
Now I'm in a couple with Luca,
which I'm very happy about.
It's mad to think yesterday,
we had our first conversation,
and today we're in a couple.
One of the main things
why I am attracted to you
is because of your sense of humour.
OK.
I don't want to just be funny,
though.
No, I said it's one of the reasons.
Stop fishing.
Where's your favourite holiday?
Dubai.
Dubai, really?
I've got ideas where
I want to take you. Where?
Mykonos, Santorini.
We can do it all when we get out.
God. Slow down.
Don't...
Slow down.
Yeah, slow down.
You like to touch me, don't you?
Yeah, I do.
I can tell.
Did you like what I said?
Still have to make you
orange juices?
Yeah. Don't think...
Don't think that now
we're in a couple...!
The grafting's just only begun.
Now I can graft you properly.
Yeah, exactly.
Getting Gemma,
I think it's been building up.
We knew we wanted each other
and I think it was apparent
after last night's chat.
I'm buzzing. I'm buzzing.
How did you find the speech?
I loved it.
You loved it?
Yeah.
I feel like the speech was actually
really, really nice.
I was literally smiling.
I didn't know where to look. Really?
I knew that yours
would be a good speech.
Your detail in it was very...
Was it good?
Yeah.
Good. Happy days.
I'm glad you liked it.
Obviously, I meant it.
I'm excited to see
where things go now.
Yeah, definitely.
We're obviously quite alike
and we get on really well.
Now that you've opened up and stuff,
it will get stronger and stronger.
Yeah. Definitely.
Yeah, you look really,
really good tonight.
Really good.
So do you.
# Well, well, you
# Make my dreams come true. #
You're a really good kisser,
you know. Yeah? Yeah.
Well, you're not too bad yourself.
A lot of practice.
A lot of practice? Yeah.
GIGGLES
I'm feeling super, super happy.
The speech was...
Really, really touched my heart.
I even got emotional.
Like, nearly crying.
My eyes started watering.
I was like, "Don't cry."
But, yeah, I'm really, really,
super, super happy.
And I just can't stop smiling.
# You make my dreams come true. #
IAIN STIRLING:
'I once made a very powerful speech.
'"You may take my life,
but you will never take my freedom!"
'The baby-sitter still made me
go to bed.
'But what did Indiyah
make of Ikenna's performance?'
Did you enjoy the speech?
Yeah, it was really cute.
Yeah?
That came right from the heart.
Really? You meant it?
Made me a bit shy.
Do you think that solidified us
a little bit more or...? No, 100%.
I feel like I've always been saying,
like, you're laid-back or whatever.
I used to take that as, like,
maybe you not being interested
or whatnot.
But I've realised that's just...
That's just how you are.
But, like, obviously,
hearing your speech today, like,
it was nice to hear you say
how you feel and be real.
And especially in front of everyone.
That's different.
I've made the choice now,
so I think getting to know her
from now on
will be a little bit different.
So I think we're at a different step
now, which I'm excited for.
Can we kiss good night? You want me
to give you a kiss good night?
You're going to have
to wait and see.
You're going to have
to graft for it, aren't you?
I'm messing. In bed, maybe.
IAIN STIRLING: 'Davide's delighted
that he could couple up with Ekin-Su
'and he couldn't care less what
Gemma and Luke are getting up to.
'Couldn't. Care. Less.'
Naturally, I'm happy
over the decision I made, and, um...
I want just to tell you that I would
have choose you anyway, even if,
you know, I was going to pick
before Luca. Because...
That's really sweet. ..I'm happy
to see how this relationship can go.
And, right, so, what do you
think about it? I'm just happy.
Yeah, I can see.
No, I'm happy you picked me.
You are, literally,
the best-looking guy here.
Yeah, one of the things about me,
I like to be above the average.
Me, too, actually.
I decided to re-couple
with Ekin-Su tonight.
I'm really happy for this.
I think I made the best decision
I could make, because, naturally,
I felt, I felt a lot
for Ekin-Su these few days.
She... she always tell me that
deep inside, I'm a very good guy
and I appreciate the fact
that she realised this.
I just want to basically, like,
give you a thank-you. OK.
If that's OK?
Yeah, I mean, why not?
OK.
Which is...?
# Yeah, I'm on hold to you... #
What, are they kissing?
Are they kissing?
# Coming back to you... #
Sorry.
Are you happy now?
Yeah.
We can go to sleep, then.
Yeah. Sorry.
Yeah, I really wanted to do that.
Yeah, I know. Oh, my God.
Hmm.
All right, let's go inside.
Let's go. Come on.
Hola, senora.
That's a cheeky smile you've got!
What?
Any cheeky little...?
GIGGLES
I'm so embarrassed!
So...
I understand what's happened.
Like, I can see it on your faces.
What? The make-up swap.
Congratulations!
LAUGHTER
He's the best.
I feel so happy
and I just gave him another kiss
and another kiss led to
a little peck, and then another one.
And I was like,
"Oh, my God, we need to stop."
But... there is something there,
I think.
And... it could be dangerous.
IAIN STIRLING: 'Oh, there was
something there, Ekin-Su,
'and it might not
have been dangerous,
'but it definitely made things
a bit tricky
'when Davide tried to get up
off the sofa.
'Right, you lot, time for bed.'
# You've found your way
To my heart... #
Come on, come on,
it's time for bed, ladies.
Does it feel more natural,
being with Luca?
Yeah. Like, I don't want you to feel
like I'm rubbing your face in it
or anything.
Gemma, please.
Honestly, me and Luca, mates, right?
Mates, all it is.
How was your kiss?
It was the most passionate
kiss ever.
I need to put on some sexy PJs, OK?
I heard you got a kiss, Davide.
You don't kiss and tell, yeah?
But I saw you.
As soon as I saw your face,
caught red-handed.
Little, er, little spoon tonight?
We'll see.
Maybe a bit more than a spoon?
No!
Spoon is the max?
Yeah.
I care about you, man, a lot.
Like, you're the first girl
that I walked in here with.
I reckon a guy's gonna come in here
and blow your mind. Oh, please!
Move up, then!
LAUGHTER
DAMI: I'm gonna be
sleeping there, too!
# Tell me that you're OK
# Blame it on a Monday
# Take me back to Sunday. #
Oh, not you guys.
Do not cosy-cosy.
# OK
# We will be OK
# I'm on my way
# Cos we will be OK
# We will be OK
# I'm on my way. #
IAIN STIRLING: 'As the Islanders
wake up to another day in paradise,
'Paige is still no closer
to working out
'who the hell ran off with her
favourite string bikini bottoms!'
MUSIC: 'Fantasy'
by Earth, Wind & Fire
Hey, babes. How did you sleep?
Yeah, well.
I definitely took you for granted.
Paige takes up way more of the bed.
# Every man has a place... #
How did you guys sleep,
Luca and Gemma?
Yeah, all right. Good.
I've had worse nights.
Is it feeling a bit weird
now that Liam's not here?
Yeah.
Yeah, absolutely devastated.
# And we will live together... #
TEXT ALERT
Got a text!
READS ALOUD:
I'm so excited!
THEY APPLAUD
I'm, like,
a little bit nervous, you know.
Morning glory!
I'm not a morning person.
MUSIC: 'Muscle'
by Years & Years
I'm Jacques, I'm 23,
and I'm from Cumbria.
# Are you getting me
Into trouble..? #
I'm a rugby player.
# Look at all that, that muscle
# Oh, I wanna take a bite
# Cos I wanna get into trouble... #
I'm a cheeky chappie,
does what he wants,
gets what he wants... normally.
I wanna be on Love Island
to find a missus,
aren't I, you know what I mean?
I am looking for the real deal.
# Look at all that, that
All that muscle... #
Yeah, I've got my eyes on a couple
of the girls in the villa.
Can't wait to get in there,
crack on with all the girls,
and hopefully
have the summer of my life.
# Look at all that, that
All that muscle. #
MUSIC: 'Good Luck'
by Mabel
# One, two, three, good luck
# Going round the world
Chasing other girls... #
WHISPERING: He's here, he's here.
WOLF WHISTLING
Has anyone
tried to get his attention?
# Can't replace real love
# Thinking you'll find better
Baby, good luck... #
I feel like the haircut,
I feel like it's giving me Essex.
He looks like a pretty boy.
I'm not being funny,
but from the back of him,
he looks like my ex.
What would you do if it was your ex?
Nah, I'd fucking die.
He looks good from the back.
From what I've seen,
he's got a tan, he's got dark hair.
I'm nervous,
and I don't get nervous, like,
I can feel myself being shaky.
SHE SQUEALS
Oh, my God. I'm scared!
You're scared?
Right, girls,
give me your best dating advice.
Let him initiate conversation.
Yeah, I think you won't struggle
with convo.
We've gotta go up the stairs and
look at this geezer. Oh, definitely.
THEY LAUGH
Gotta get a peek, like.
I mean, nerves are a good thing.
Girls, what if I'm not his type?
Babe! Who wouldn't be your type?
I'm not being funny,
your guy looks...
You've got Davide now,
you have to stick with him.
Pray for Paige. Pray for Paige
that this is a good date,
and he's my kind of guy.
I'm hoping he's five foot,
pale as anything,
nose the size of the Eiffel Tower.
# One, two, three, good luck... #
THEY CHEER
HE WOLF-WHISTLES
BOYS: Whoo!
Oh, I'm so nervous. This is not OK.
# Baby, good luck. #
IAIN STIRLING:
'After what happened with Luca,
'Paige wants a man with no baggage.
'Good news, Paige.
Jacques has no baggage whatsoever.
'It went missing on his flight,
'and he spilled ketchup
on his only shirt.'
Hey, you OK?
How are you? You good?
Hi, I'm good, thanks.
Nice to meet you.
And you.
Wowee!
Oh, my gosh, I'm so nervous.
Are you?
Yeah.
I'm excited, you know!
I'm excited, yeah,
a little bit excited now.
SHE CHUCKLES
A little bit nervous as well.
So, what's your name?
Jacques. Jacques.
What's your name?
Paige. Paige.
Whereabouts are you from?
I'm from Cumbria.
Do you know where Cumbria is?
No.
Like, the Lake District?
No. No?
You don't know where
the Lake District is? In England?
What do you mean?
Of course it's England.
It's not Colombia... Cumbria!
SHE LAUGHS
It's Cumbria, not Colombia.
Where are you from?
Wales. Are you?
What you do, by the way?
I'm a paramedic.
Oh, are you? Yeah.
Oh, I love that.
What are you?
Key worker and that, yeah.
I play rugby.
Oh, OK. Yeah.
Oh, my God. No, no, no, no.
He's my ex-boyfriend.
ALL: What?!
That's my ex-boyfriend.
What?!
You're lying.
No, I swear down.
GASPS
WHISPERS: Shit!
How long was you with him for?
Like, eight months.
When did you break up with him?
Fuck!
What's the club you play for?
Castleford Tigers.
Do you know rugby at all, no?
Yeah. Do ya?
You must like a rugby lad, then.
I'm a Welsh girl, what can I say?
We've all got it in us, haven't we?
When's the last time you saw him?
Well, when we broke up.
When was that?
Like, a year and a half ago.
Fuck.
GEMMA LAUGHS
No, I don't know how
you'd be feeling right now.
What the hell?
What about you? When was
your last relationship and that?
So, we were done in January,
but it was one of those things,
you know when you just know?
Before it's even finished.
Yeah.
So, it was one of them.
What about you?
I've had two, yeah.
I've had two the same.
Long ones or not?
No, I can't make it past a year.
What are the kind of things
you look for in a girl, then?
Er... Tanned brunette. You know?
So, yeah, you're ticking boxes.
You're ticking boxes, mate.
What about you?
Yeah, definitely a tan.
I go for, like,
the mousy brown hair, definitely.
Just a nice guy.
I think you'll fit in well here.
You reckon?
It's been nice chatting with you.
You too.
And we'll catch up later, hopefully.
100%, 100%.
Cheers.
Cheers.
See you in a bit.
See you later.
I'm happy. He's exactly
what I needed this morning.
He was a good, like,
wake-up present.
IAIN STIRLING: 'Well,
it's definitely woken Gemma up,
'and once Health and Safety
have briefed Afia
'not to go anywhere near
that fruit bowl,
'it's time for her to join Jacques.'
Hey.
How are you? Good?
I'm good, thank you.
Nice to meet you.
How are you? I'm good, thank you,
I'm good. All right.
What are we saying?
Good, thank you. How are you?
I'm good.
A little bit nervous, you know?
First day and that.
It's fine.
What's your name?
I'm Jacques.
Jacques? With, like, an 'S'?
Yeah. A little bit different.
I'm Afia.
Afia, yeah?
How did it go?
What's with the face?
Nothing. You spill first.
Right, right, right.
So, really good date.
He's a lovely, lovely boy.
Fit. Absolutely stunning.
What's his name?
Jacques.
He was my last boyfriend.
Was he? When was that?
Like, a year and a half ago.
I can't believe that.
How do you feel that he's in here?
It's a bit weird.
Mm-hm.
But I don't feel, like, like I want
to get back with him or anything.
I won't hold myself back.
I will do my best to flirt
and give it a go
because he is super-fit, like.
Where are you from?
I live in, like, North West London.
I don't have a clue with London.
Where are you from?
I'm from Cumbria.
Where's Cumbria?
Lake District.
You know where that is?
It sounds quiet. I've never been.
How are you finding it? You've got
nothing to be nervous about.
The boys are fine.
It's more the girls I'm scared of.
As you should be.
You know half of them already.
Do you know that you know
some of them already?
Some of who?
Gemma.
Yeah.
Oh, OK, cool.
Why? What's the chat been saying?
No, just that you're her ex.
Did it end amicably, or...?
Er... I wouldn't say so.
Oh, OK.
Maybe not.
Er... I'm not sure.
We'll have to find out, won't we?
Have to talk to her about that.
It is one of these break-ups
where it is a bit, like...
It's a bit salty?
Oh, OK. On her part with me,
I'd say so, yeah.
Oh, is that how you feel?
Yeah.
So, what do you do?
I play rugby.
You play rugby?
Yeah, what do you do?
I actually work in, like,
a medical facility,
like a members' lounge,
sort of thing.
Smart, then? No, I'm not smart,
I literally make the beverages.
You'll be smarter than me anyway,
put it that way.
You look like you work out.
Well, I need to keep in shape
for my job anyway.
What is your job?
Rugby.
Sorry, you've just said. OK.
What are you looking for now?
Something long-term?
Yeah, of course,
you know what I mean? Like I said.
You're ready to settle down?
Yeah, I've done my bits.
I'm not about that life.
Are you faithful
when you're dating someone?
Yeah, 100%.
You're faithful?
100%, yeah.
Oh, OK, that's good. I'm excited.
IAIN STIRLING:
'When it turned out casting
'had booked Gemma's ex-boyfriend,
'rest assured,
we had words with them.
'And those words were,
"Enjoy the champagne."'
Oi-oi!
The boys, eh?
What are we saying?
What's happening, geez?
Are you good, lad, yeah?
Chilling, bro. Taking it easy.
Jacques, nice to meet you.
Ikenna.
Nice to meet you.
What's your name?
Jacques. Jacques.
Nice to meet you. How are you going?
Andrew. Nice to meet you.
You too, you too.
You good now?
Big boy, what are we saying?
Nah, I'm all right, don't worry.
How are you?
Jacques, nice to meet you.
I'm Tasha. Nice to meet you.
How are we? You good?
Nice to meet you, I'm Jacques.
Hi, nice to meet you, I'm Indiyah.
OK. How are we? How are we?
Ekin-Su.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, you dickhead!
JACQUES LAUGHS
What are you saying?
Are you good, yeah?
Um, seeing Gem again,
it was a bit weird,
I'm not gonna lie.
Haven't spoke since we split up,
you know, so...
So, yeah, should be fine,
should be fine.
At least it's not awkward
between you guys, it'll be fine.
You know what I'm saying?
Serious question,
are you Gemma's ex?
Mm.
Is it?
What's she been saying, though,
like? How does she feel about it?
It's just, like, awkward,
your ex is in here, isn't it?
I'm pretty chilled, though,
you know.
I couldn't really give a fuck,
you know what I mean?
Yeah.
It is what it is.
I'm one of the boys, like.
You know what I mean?
I'm here to... I'm here to crack on.
So, how was it?
First off, there was nothing
romantic there whatsoever. Nothing.
Yeah, yeah.
Nothing in common at all.
You know her more than anyone else,
sort of thing. Yeah.
That's the difference.
Exactly.
So, I'll tell you
if she likes you or not!
LAUGHTER
You ain't telling me that.
I'll tell you if she likes you
or not, man! Know what I mean?
I know when it's genuine or not!
What are you saying?
So, where are you from?
I'm from Cumbria, originally.
Yeah. Like, the Lake District.
But I live in Leeds now.
I've lived in Leeds
the past six years.
Obviously moved to play rugby.
What do youse do anyway?
You sell fucking fish, eh?
LAUGHTER
How good's that?
Go on, then, lad.
Talk us through your dates.
Nah, it was sound, you know.
Two nice girls.
Got on with them good,
they made me feel welcome, so, yeah.
I just... I don't know, it's weird,
because I do look at him
and I still do fancy him. 100%,
Like, I look at him and I think,
"You are fit."
No question, "You are fit."
I think we all look at him
and think he's fit.
Yeah. He's a Davide 2.0.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But, yeah, no, I'm not sort of
bothered about anyone
getting to know him or, like,
I don't feel any sort of way
about anything.
I'm absolutely fine,
whatever happens.
It's just the initial shock
was a bit, like, "Oh, OK."
With Jacques, obviously, he's my ex
and he is my ex for a reason.
I'm quite happy with the way
things are going with Luca,
and I'm, like, very much wanting
to continue to get to know Luca.
IAIN STIRLING: 'A fishmonger
goes on a reality TV show,
'cracks on with a paramedic
and a model,
'steals Michael Owen's daughter
off an Italian bloke,
'then her ex shows up.'
IAIN CHUCKLES
'It's a story
as old as time itself.'
I just want to, number one,
make sure she's OK,
cos if my ex walked in,
I probably wouldn't be.
Yeah, you would be a bit, like...
But eight months ain't too long.
But with mine, I'd definitely feel
a bit gutted or upset
that they're here.
Yeah. Yeah, definitely.
Like, it'd just be a bit weird,
wouldn't it?
Right now,
my jumper smells of her perfume.
Does his? No. Have a smell.
Can you smell it?
A little bit.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's nice.
Yeah, it's nice.
LAUGHTER
Go up to him and go, "Smell this."
"Do you recognise this smell, son?"
She's marking her territory, boy.
Yeah, yeah.
You'll just have to sit back
and watch, see what he does.
It's a simple question,
though, isn't it?
Does she want to get to know him
still or not? Yeah.
Because you've been out
with him once,
surely you know your answer.
Oh, for fuck's sake! Why me?
Why couldn't it just have been
Amber's ex or something? Yeah.
Anyone's ex but fucking Gemma's.
Oh, I've had Davide to beat
and, like, had the balls to say,
"No, mate, I'm having her,"
and now her ex.
Anything else?
I'm like, "Woo-hoo!
IAIN STIRLING:
'Luca's actually enjoying this.
'For a guy like him, it's all about
the krill of the chase.
'What can I say, the man sells fish!
'But what does Paige
make of the new arrival?'
Right, so what are you thinking?
He is so fit.
Like, yeah, I do quite fancy him,
quite a lot.
Obviously, it's a bit awkward
because of...
Gemma.
It's Gemma's ex.
Like, you never wanna go out
with another girl's ex, do you? No.
You know, I can't help that in here.
She's all good about it,
so I'm not gonna worry
about that too much.
He is fucking fit, not gonna lie.
He is gorge.
He is, for sure.
Something could be brewing there,
and I think she deserves it, like,
she is such a nice girl,
and I feel like she does deserve now
to have her own little moment
with someone.
Yeah, I'm excited to get to know him
a bit more.
You know, I'm excited for you,
and I feel like...
SHE SQUEALS
Like, someone's finally here,
but I feel like
you definitely need to get in there.
Do you think I should, like,
go up to him at any point?
Or should I just wait for him?
Erm, no, I feel like definitely
put your foot in there first.
I feel like... Look.
Fucking Ekin-Su.
We need to take
a little leaf out of her book.
Not go as extreme,
like, not gonna lie,
I think she's gone a bit too hard,
but we do need to take a leaf
out of her book
because she fucking went for what
she wanted, and she fucking got it.
I think... I think I will have
to step up my game, and like...
Chat to him, for sure, today.
Let's sit somewhere where
he's gonna see us straightaway.
OK, let's find somewhere.
Beanbags?
Yeah, can't miss us on there.
IAIN STIRLING: 'Not a bad rule
of thumb in these situations, girls.
'Just ask yourself,
"What would Ekin-Su do?"
'Actually, don't bother.
Just watch this.'
What are you saying?
You all right?
Looks like I'm following you,
doesn't it?
Are you?
Well, do you want me to?
Erm...
I think you would, eh?
Yeah.
THEY LAUGH
Where are you going? Over here?
Shall we chat?
Mm-hm.
Or do you wanna go over there?
I mean...
So, tell me a bit about yourself.
Trouble, aren't we?
Do you reckon we're both trouble?
Or just you?
I feel like you could be a bit
like me, which is scaring me.
Erm... So, tell me a bit about you.
Obviously, 23, aren't I?
You're 23?
I'm 23.
You do not look 23.
Mm.
Yeah, you look 25.
Oh, thank you very much.
Yeah, you do.
Take that as a compliment, really.
You've got really nice eyes.
Shouldn't be saying that.
Why shouldn't you be saying that?
You have nice eyes.
You have really nice eyes.
I've just been coupled up
with Davide.
Obviously, we...
How long for?
It just happened last night.
Exactly.
Last night!
Exactly.
If you got here last night,
and you picked me,
things would have changed.
Who would you have picked...
If you had to pick last night,
who would you have picked?
If you came in here early...
Obviously, I know Davide.
We have the chat and all.
I would have wanted
to get to know you as well.
Yeah, I want to get to know you...
The real you.
Have you been in relationships,
then?
I know that apparently
Gemma's your ex?
Yeah, she's my ex.
So, basically...
Like, are you quite,
like, a relationship man?
Are you, like, single?
No, I feel like I'm quite picky...
Mm-hm.
Very picky to actually
be with someone, anyway. You know?
So, like, when I make someone
my girlfriend, it means a lot.
Would you like
to get to know me, then?
Yeah, 100%.
Do you go clubbing a lot?
Er... What do you mean by clubbing?
Like, do you go, obviously, I'm 27.
I don't like going clubbing.
I like my restaurants, like walks,
and stuff like that.
I'm more bars.
Yeah, bars.
Yeah, I don't like clubbing.
Countryside walks?
Yeah.
We can take my dog out, can't we?
Yes, we can.
I've got a little Frenchie.
Have you? Oh, that's cute.
I've got a Frenchie,
so you can be stepmum, if you want?
Can I?
He's attractive.
He's a good-looking guy.
'It's only fair
if I get to know him.
'Yes, I'm very content with Davide.'
There is a chemistry there,
there is a connection there.
There are a few things about her
that are really interesting.
You know,
I respect my time with girl.
So, do you mind if she wants
to get to know Jacques, then?
No, I told her to go,
but I know for how she is.
Yeah, but...
She's not interested.
Jacques seems a cool guy,
a good guy,
but I don't think
she's interested in this.
Yeah. I see.
But anything can happen in the next
week if they are in love. You know?
Yeah, exactly.
You know what I mean?
I speak naturally
from what I see now.
He's cute, I'm not gonna lie,
he's my type as well.
But then, me an Davide are getting
closer and closer as well
as time goes on.
Do you feel like
you had chemistry with him?
Can I be honest with you?
I feel like I'm giving too much
to him.
You do?
I feel like he needs to step up now.
That's why I want
to get to know Jacques
because I feel like Jacques is
actually making an effort with me.
That's how I'm starting to feel
a little bit with Ikenna.
Fuck off!
Yeah.
Like, as in, we get along,
and, like, it's nice and everything,
and obviously,
I like a laid-back guy,
but not to the extent where, like,
you're not doing anything.
Do you think he's reserved
maybe a little bit? Shy?
When I see someone, I know
when there's sexual chemistry.
And I haven't felt that from him.
That's a big thing, you know.
Maybe we need to have a kiss,
so I can, like, change my mind.
Why don't you do it tonight?
In bed?
Either in bed or...
Me and Davide kissed here,
like, where we're sitting.
Like, when we're in bed, yeah,
we will spoon or whatever,
but it's, like,
me grabbing his arm to spoon.
Have you tried to kiss him?
No.
You either pull back, or you go in.
When I mean in, you go in,
you take the risk,
you put all the games to the side
and you kiss him and you see
if he's passionate back.
Then you'll know.
Time is ticking in here.
Anyone can walk in
and anything can happen.
That's why I don't want to, like,
write him off,
but if there's no chemistry there,
what am I supposed...
I can't force anything.
Are you sexually attracted to him?
I think
he's a very good-looking guy.
Answer my question.
Are you sexually attracted
to Ikenna?
Do you want to rip his clothes off?
Oh, God. That's... that's a big one.
If I was in your shoes,
I would go in for a kiss.
I'm so not used to doing that.
I feel like this past five days
has all been,
"Let's see how it goes,
see how it goes,"
and, like, nothing is happening
at all.
So, I feel like I'm going to
have to put my big girl boots on.
Getting a bit peed off now,
it's getting a bit frustrating.
IAIN STIRLING:
'Not sure I can picture Indiyah
'ripping Ikenna's clothes off.
'One thing's for sure, though,
'if Paige decides to rip
Jacques' clothes off,
'it's not going to take long.'
It was nice to wake up to,
to go on a date with you,
to be fair.
Personality-wise, what do you like?
I go for, like,
a guy who treats a girl right.
You know, like, nice dates.
Proper can look after me,
sort of thing. The pub and that.
I don't mind a pub date,
but as a first date,
I'm not going to lie,
you're gonna have to up your game.
We've already done
the first date anyway.
So, like, second date.
Yeah. So we can go to the pub now
on the second date?
We'll see where this could go.
Yeah, we'll see, won't we?
Mm.
What's the type of girls
you go for, then?
What do you look for in a girl,
personality-wise?
I don't just want a...
..a girl who looks good,
I feel like that's what
I've gone for in the past.
Yeah.
Just looks good. And then...
I mean, if you can tick both,
it's all right. Yeah.
Needs a bit more to her,
sort of thing.
If you're vibing you're vibing,
aren't you?
You know what I mean.
100%.
'Yeah, with Paige,
she is just a lovely girl.
'I'm just getting to know her.'
Tonight might be a bit different,
all dressed up and that.
So, I'll see what
she's looking like then,
but... yeah, like I say,
she's a lovely girl. So...
Yeah, I still need to chat to her,
don't I?
What did you say?
I still need to chat to Gem.
Yeah, definitely.
See what she's saying.
I still care for the girl.
You have to still care for the girl,
I mean, you probably still care
for your ex, right?
No.
To an extent? No?
Yeah, you care for them
to a certain extent,
but not for me, personally.
Like, if she was upset in here,
you know,
I'd pick her up and make feel good,
like...
So, is your intention to, like,
chat to Gemma in a way to see
if you guys still have anything?
No, no. No. No. Nah.
Oh.
Nah.
Obviously, she's a pretty girl
and that, of course she is.
Yeah, she's stunning.
Come on, then.
I feel like I have chilled out
so much recently.
Where do you want to go?
Down here, we'll go down here.
Do you want your ball?
No, I'll come back.
I feel like this is intense.
No, it's not. Why is it intense?
I don't know.
Thinks it's for a reason.
So, what?
Huh?
Do you have something to say,
or do you just want to chat to me?
Yeah, I just want to see
how you're feeling and stuff.
Obviously,
when I first, like, saw him,
it was a bit like, "Oh, shit!"
Weird. If my ex walked in...
It is weird. I'm absolutely fine.
I don't feel, like, weird
or anything. Erm...
Good.
Yeah, I want him and Paige
to sort of...
So we can crack on.
Well, no, not necessarily,
but she has sort of said,
"I want this, I want that,"
and, you know...
Mm.
So, I do think
they would be nice together.
No, but I think...
On the outside world,
we'd get on. 100%.
We've already talked about
our night out.
I think you would get on.
You are quite similar.
I said you're either gonna get on,
or you won't like each other.
No, you wouldn't think
that would be my kind of person,
but I don't want it
to be awkward for you.
If you two are fine,
it makes it better for me.
Like... I don't...
Yeah, that's not an issue.
Yeah, we'll have a laugh,
me and him.
As long as he stays away from you.
# Take my breath away... #
IAIN STIRLING: 'It's night time,
'so I have loaned Jacques
some clothes
'because our bodies
are the exact same shape,
'the way a slice of solid granite
and a giant plate of jelly
'are the exact same shape.'
# Take my breath away
# Like I know you want to
# Say you want to play
# Cos I know I do... #
I wouldn't get back into
another relationship with him now.
Basically, he could be a fuckboy.
# All day, all day, all day
# I've been thinking 'bout... #
AFIA LAUGHS
Sorry.
What do you think of him?
I mean, he's a nice guy,
but he's not my type, you know.
When I saw him, I was like,
"Fuck my life."
I was even like,
"I hope he cheated."
Oh, that's really bad.
# There's no reason why
# Why would you wanna be alone? #
I know it's your ex, I'm not saying
that you're happy to see him,
but it's nice to see
someone familiar.
You're like, "Fuck the familiarity!"
# You should know
# Take my breath away
# Like I know you want to
# Say you wanna play
# Cos I know I do... #
Yeah, cheers to tonight.
Good vibes, good people.
# All day, all day, all day... #
WHOOPING,
CHEERING
# Take you off my mind. #
IAIN STIRLING: 'Ekin-Su wants to
play a game of Never Have I Ever.
'I'll go first. Never have I ever
recorded this show naked.
'Ooh! That'll be a drink for me.
'Oh, God, I just spilt some on my...
Oh, that was chilly.'
Right, guys,
I have a brilliant idea.
I want to play the game
Never Have I Ever.
Rules are, you drink if you have,
OK? OK.
Never have I ever
kissed the same sex.
Oh, obviously.
Dude, you?
LAUGHTER
What did he say?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's my best friend, though.
I'd do it again.
I'd do it again right now
if he was here. I don't care.
Pretty proud of it, to be honest.
Never have I ever
had sex on a plane.
GASPS
Mile high club.
Mile high club.
Gemma!
Oh, my God! You're the only one.
Aaahh! Ha-ha-ha!
Never have I ever
had a one night stand.
Why are you not drinking?
LAUGHS
I've not.
I've not!
I was sat there like...
My eyes literally like...
"Who's drinking?
Who is not drinking?"
Never have I ever slept with someone
who was in a relationship.
I did, but I didn't know.
I don't know, maybe, but...
Oh, my God. Ridiculous!
I'm ashamed of all of you.
You're disgusting people.
I'm not here to judge, like,
you know, we all have our past,
we all have our... you know,
our fun times,
don't we, at a young age?
Never have I ever slept with
a boyfriend or girlfriend
of one of your mates?
GASPING
Fucking hell, Ekin-Su!
My mate asked me to.
Why?
Why?
Because he get horny,
d'you know what I mean?
He likes her, so why not?
He wanted to watch?!
No, he didn't watch.
Well, once he watched,
once he didn't.
ALL EXCLAIM
If he asked me to do,
and this makes you happy,
why shouldn't it make you happy?
You know what I mean?
OK, never have I ever done BDSM.
What's BDSM?
Like bondage.
Like bondage.
Yeah. Bondage.
Andrew!
Oh, my God.
Davide is literally drinking
every time.
CHATTERING,
LAUGHTER
I was shocked, actually.
All the guys there
looks like angels.
Never have I ever had a threesome.
# Baby, mmm... #
I've kissed, like, two people...
Never have I ever had a foursome.
Paige.
Oh, my God!
A foursome! What?!
You just roll with it.
Oh, my gosh. This game just
brings out the devil, doesn't it?
Never have I ever fancied
my partner's mum.
Oh!
For fuck's sake!
She's got a good looking mum,
apparently.
CHUCKLES
Never have I been foot fetish.
GASPS
No, never.
Well, you two are gonna have
some fucking fun, I tell you.
No, so, I like...
Ekin-Su and Davide, you are lively!
Ekin-Su and Davide, I think they
ain't gonna get much sleep tonight.
There will be a baby born
the time we are finished here,
I'm telling you.
I like it when a guy sucks my toe.
LAUGHTER
Fucking turns me on, man.
Ekin-Su and Davide
seem to have a lot in common.
I mean, they were slinging it back
for a lot of the questions,
so, you know, maybe it's a match
made in heaven, I'm not sure.
Let's not forget about Paige.
Maybe I should go with both of them.
LAUGHTER
Never have I ever
gotten back with my ex.
When you say back, do you mean...
Yeah, what do you mean?
I mean like... like chopped.
Like sex.
Had sex.
Chopped?!
Oh, chopped.
Chopped.
When I took a sip to never have
I ever gotten back with an ex,
I don't know how he would feel
to that, to be honest.
I haven't...
I didn't really sort of think.
LUCA SIGHS
How are you feeling, Luca?
I don't know.
No, I think you're sweet.
He's in here for a wind-up.
I think Gemma's smart. Isn't she?
Yeah, bro.
Thing is, mate, she's your ex,
you will have a sexual chemistry
there and stuff like that. Yeah.
Bro, I don't know.
I don't know, man.
It's a bit, like, much, innit,
for me.
Like, do you know what I mean?
I woke up with her this morning
and that's happened,
it's just a bit...
Mm.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Obviously, re-coupled with Gemma
last night,
I thought paradise
would last longer than eight hours.
Not exactly ideal, is it?
Can I have a chat?
Oh.
Where do you wanna go?
Just over here, eh?
What are they saying?
You look nice tonight, though.
Do I?
Yeah, you look all right.
"All right"?
All right.
What else do you want me to say?
No, nothing,
I'll take that from you.
JACQUES LAUGHS
From me?
I don't hand them out, do I?
Hmm, yeah.
By the sounds of what you've been
saying to all the other girls, yeah.
What do you mean?
I could say the same about you.
No.
You not reckon?
I'm, like, calm as anything.
Yeah, everyone thinks that in here.
I am.
Yeah, OK.
You just knew how to push
a certain button.
Yeah, I think I still do as well,
don't I? No.
Do you not reckon?
No.
Not reckon I could wind you up
quite easy still?
What, you think you could?
Shall we put it to the test?
No, I'm all right.
I think you'd fail, that's why.
I am a flirtatious lad, like,
I can't help myself sometimes.
I've been wanting to grab you today,
do you know what I mean?
Obviously, it's been a while,
hasn't it? Mm-hm.
How do you feel, seeing me?
A bit weird?
Yeah. I was shocked when I saw you.
I was, like, "Shit."
"Ah, shit."
Is that what you were thinking?
Yeah, that's right.
"Ah, shit."
"Just go home."
I like him, though.
Luca? I do like him, yeah.
Yeah, you are pretty similar.
Yeah. That's probably
why you like him, innit? So...
How are you feeling? Obviously,
he pulled her for a chat.
Thing is, if my ex was here,
I'd have to chat to her.
You have to just say something
to her.
I'm getting fed up, man.
I'm getting proper...
Don't worry.
It's just things that are happening,
just winding me up now.
Do you know what I mean?
It's fucking weird, man.
# One minute I'm OK
Then it hijacks my headspace
# And everyone's stopping
To stare... #
SIGHS
It's nice to see you.
I still care for you. Obviously.
I'm gonna be looking out for you, so
I still want the best for you, so...
No, I want the best for you too.
It's just a weird situation.
Yeah, it is a bit of a weird one.
How's the family? Good?
Mm-hm.
All good, yeah?
Yeah, everyone's keeping well.
Good, good. How about you?
I saw you've got a new dog.
So you've been proper looking
at my Insta, have you? No.
How have you seen it, then?
I just knew.
You just knew?
I haven't been stalking you,
if that's what you're getting at.
Well, that was quite recent.
No. You've been stalking MY Insta.
No.
I'll put a story on, and in the
first ten seconds, you're in it.
Ten seconds, mate?
Shut up, ten seconds.
It's true.
Not ten seconds at all.
Maybe 30 seconds, but not ten.
BOTH LAUGH
Thing is, yeah,
I've made my decision, and if...
like... Do you know what I mean,
like?
There's no-one else.
I've kind of set in stone
I don't really want to get to know
anyone else,
and no-one else has my vibe.
So I just don't know what I'd do
if anything happened.
But, mate, to be honest,
I'm just kind of...
I don't know, I just feel drained.
Mm-hm.
Like, I was like a fucking balloon,
it blew me up
and then just let go of me.
Mm-hm.
Do you know what I mean?
One of them ones, mate,
that's how I feel.
I feel deflated.
# Isn't it funny how one minute
Everything's in control?
# In control... #
No, but like I say, I still care
for you, you know what I mean?
I'm gonna have your back in here.
So, er... yeah. Have a good night.
JACQUES LAUGHS
Right, go on, after you.
Thank you very much.
I'm not even allowed to have
a little flirt now and again?
What, with me?
Yeah, it's quite easy for me and you
to flirt, innit?
Is it?
Yeah, it's like, natural.
Just a little friendly flirt.
Hmm.
Well, I'm not gonna say no,
but don't be expecting me
to give you anything back.
# There goes my head again
# Taunting and holding hands
# Comfort has disappeared... #
I'm going to the fire pit.
SHE CHUCKLES
HE SIGHS
'Previously, on Love Island...
'..one boy said his goodbyes.'
I've made a decision,
I am gonna leave the villa.
No!
No!
# Brothers and sisters
Together we'll make it through... #
Love Island, baby.
CHEERING
# Someday your spirit will lift you
And take you there... #
And there was drama
at the first re-coupling.
The girl I would like
to couple up with is Amber.
# Everybody's free... #
Tasha.
Indiyah.
Gemma.
Ekin-Su.
As Liam left the villa
earlier today,
no other Islanders
will be leaving tonight.
It's only fair if I get to know him.
'Tonight...
'here comes...'
Oh, my God.
That's my ex-boyfriend.
'..the new boy.'
I'm getting fed up, man.
IAIN STIRLING:
'The re-couplings finished
'and Paige and Afia dodged a dump
cos Liam went home.
'I say he went home,
he's stuck in departures
'at Palma Airport
with everybody else,
'surviving on
Pringles and Toblerone.'
Oh, gosh.
That was intense.
I know, it was so intense,
but I'm literally
so buzzing for you.
I feel like this
is the perfect situation.
Girls, you know, standing up there
being one of the last two,
it's like...
You know, like, at school, when
you have to pick a netball team
and like, you're the last person!
Oh, my God.
I'd just rather not.
It was literally like that.
Babe, some guy bombshells might be
on their way.
I hope so. I hope so.
Pray for us. Pray for Paige.
Some bombshells, hopefully.
Cheers.
Cheers. Please.
Hopefully someone comes in
that's just, you know,
really interested in me.
Wants to get to know me.
I just want someone
that 100% likes me, sort of thing.
So, yeah,
keeping my fingers crossed.
Good things come to those who wait.
IAIN STIRLING:
'Dami is beginning to think
'him and Amber
have some real chemistry.
'Or as he puts it, X1 equals Y
over R squared when G is a constant.
'Honestly, you can take
the scientist out of the lab...'
Are you happy that I chose you?
It was, like,
reassuring that you picked me
and maybe the public were right.
That's what I was thinking,
you know.
That's why I was reassured
because I feel like before,
I was a bit more hesitant
because I was thinking,
"Is this guy just with me
"because obviously
you've been put with me?"
But would you have actually
stepped forward for me?
Was it a hard decision?
Yeah, it was so hard,
like, literally (!)
After the text, I was like,
"Oh, my God.
"What am I going to do?
Who am I going to pick?"
You didn't know
if you are going to pick me?
I'm chatting shit, obviously.
Obviously, chatting shit.
Well, I didn't know.
It was a very easy decision,
to be honest.
She is just the one I feel like
I'm just happy waking up to
every morning.
You know when you just, like,
you are just comfortable
with each other,
so you can flow, you can talk about
every single thing.
I feel like that is just
the next layer to peel off
to get to that stage where
everything is off limits
and we can just be free
and just talk about whatever.
That's what I'm excited for.
IAIN STIRLING: 'Luca chose Gemma
right under Davide's nose.
'I hope they know
what they're doing.
'Mess with the wrong Italian
'and you could end up
with a horse's head in your bed,
'and that's not happened
to Gemma
'since it all kicked off at
the World Dressage Championships.'
You OK?
Yeah, are you?
Yeah, I'm all right. Had worse days.
Wow, so...
How do you feel about
us being in a couple?
A couple? We are basically boyfriend
and girlfriend.
Oh, my God. Calm down.
You wish.
Oh... We're gonna have
a nice cuddle tonight.
Yeah, don't get your hopes up
too much.
Are you not a cuddly person?
Well, no, I am.
All right, calm down, then.
First night, you calm down.
What, you want to touch just feet?
For tonight.
We'll see how it goes.
So, what else do you think?
I'm genuine and I'm a sort?
I said you're ambitious, didn't I?
Yeah, yeah, actually, that was nice.
I want to know about more.
More than just your perfect body,
I want to know what's underneath.
THEY CHUCKLE
Now I'm in a couple with Luca,
which I'm very happy about.
It's mad to think yesterday,
we had our first conversation,
and today we're in a couple.
One of the main things
why I am attracted to you
is because of your sense of humour.
OK.
I don't want to just be funny,
though.
No, I said it's one of the reasons.
Stop fishing.
Where's your favourite holiday?
Dubai.
Dubai, really?
I've got ideas where
I want to take you. Where?
Mykonos, Santorini.
We can do it all when we get out.
God. Slow down.
Don't...
Slow down.
Yeah, slow down.
You like to touch me, don't you?
Yeah, I do.
I can tell.
Did you like what I said?
Still have to make you
orange juices?
Yeah. Don't think...
Don't think that now
we're in a couple...!
The grafting's just only begun.
Now I can graft you properly.
Yeah, exactly.
Getting Gemma,
I think it's been building up.
We knew we wanted each other
and I think it was apparent
after last night's chat.
I'm buzzing. I'm buzzing.
How did you find the speech?
I loved it.
You loved it?
Yeah.
I feel like the speech was actually
really, really nice.
I was literally smiling.
I didn't know where to look. Really?
I knew that yours
would be a good speech.
Your detail in it was very...
Was it good?
Yeah.
Good. Happy days.
I'm glad you liked it.
Obviously, I meant it.
I'm excited to see
where things go now.
Yeah, definitely.
We're obviously quite alike
and we get on really well.
Now that you've opened up and stuff,
it will get stronger and stronger.
Yeah. Definitely.
Yeah, you look really,
really good tonight.
Really good.
So do you.
# Well, well, you
# Make my dreams come true. #
You're a really good kisser,
you know. Yeah? Yeah.
Well, you're not too bad yourself.
A lot of practice.
A lot of practice? Yeah.
GIGGLES
I'm feeling super, super happy.
The speech was...
Really, really touched my heart.
I even got emotional.
Like, nearly crying.
My eyes started watering.
I was like, "Don't cry."
But, yeah, I'm really, really,
super, super happy.
And I just can't stop smiling.
# You make my dreams come true. #
IAIN STIRLING:
'I once made a very powerful speech.
'"You may take my life,
but you will never take my freedom!"
'The baby-sitter still made me
go to bed.
'But what did Indiyah
make of Ikenna's performance?'
Did you enjoy the speech?
Yeah, it was really cute.
Yeah?
That came right from the heart.
Really? You meant it?
Made me a bit shy.
Do you think that solidified us
a little bit more or...? No, 100%.
I feel like I've always been saying,
like, you're laid-back or whatever.
I used to take that as, like,
maybe you not being interested
or whatnot.
But I've realised that's just...
That's just how you are.
But, like, obviously,
hearing your speech today, like,
it was nice to hear you say
how you feel and be real.
And especially in front of everyone.
That's different.
I've made the choice now,
so I think getting to know her
from now on
will be a little bit different.
So I think we're at a different step
now, which I'm excited for.
Can we kiss good night? You want me
to give you a kiss good night?
You're going to have
to wait and see.
You're going to have
to graft for it, aren't you?
I'm messing. In bed, maybe.
IAIN STIRLING: 'Davide's delighted
that he could couple up with Ekin-Su
'and he couldn't care less what
Gemma and Luke are getting up to.
'Couldn't. Care. Less.'
Naturally, I'm happy
over the decision I made, and, um...
I want just to tell you that I would
have choose you anyway, even if,
you know, I was going to pick
before Luca. Because...
That's really sweet. ..I'm happy
to see how this relationship can go.
And, right, so, what do you
think about it? I'm just happy.
Yeah, I can see.
No, I'm happy you picked me.
You are, literally,
the best-looking guy here.
Yeah, one of the things about me,
I like to be above the average.
Me, too, actually.
I decided to re-couple
with Ekin-Su tonight.
I'm really happy for this.
I think I made the best decision
I could make, because, naturally,
I felt, I felt a lot
for Ekin-Su these few days.
She... she always tell me that
deep inside, I'm a very good guy
and I appreciate the fact
that she realised this.
I just want to basically, like,
give you a thank-you. OK.
If that's OK?
Yeah, I mean, why not?
OK.
Which is...?
# Yeah, I'm on hold to you... #
What, are they kissing?
Are they kissing?
# Coming back to you... #
Sorry.
Are you happy now?
Yeah.
We can go to sleep, then.
Yeah. Sorry.
Yeah, I really wanted to do that.
Yeah, I know. Oh, my God.
Hmm.
All right, let's go inside.
Let's go. Come on.
Hola, senora.
That's a cheeky smile you've got!
What?
Any cheeky little...?
GIGGLES
I'm so embarrassed!
So...
I understand what's happened.
Like, I can see it on your faces.
What? The make-up swap.
Congratulations!
LAUGHTER
He's the best.
I feel so happy
and I just gave him another kiss
and another kiss led to
a little peck, and then another one.
And I was like,
"Oh, my God, we need to stop."
But... there is something there,
I think.
And... it could be dangerous.
IAIN STIRLING: 'Oh, there was
something there, Ekin-Su,
'and it might not
have been dangerous,
'but it definitely made things
a bit tricky
'when Davide tried to get up
off the sofa.
'Right, you lot, time for bed.'
# You've found your way
To my heart... #
Come on, come on,
it's time for bed, ladies.
Does it feel more natural,
being with Luca?
Yeah. Like, I don't want you to feel
like I'm rubbing your face in it
or anything.
Gemma, please.
Honestly, me and Luca, mates, right?
Mates, all it is.
How was your kiss?
It was the most passionate
kiss ever.
I need to put on some sexy PJs, OK?
I heard you got a kiss, Davide.
You don't kiss and tell, yeah?
But I saw you.
As soon as I saw your face,
caught red-handed.
Little, er, little spoon tonight?
We'll see.
Maybe a bit more than a spoon?
No!
Spoon is the max?
Yeah.
I care about you, man, a lot.
Like, you're the first girl
that I walked in here with.
I reckon a guy's gonna come in here
and blow your mind. Oh, please!
Move up, then!
LAUGHTER
DAMI: I'm gonna be
sleeping there, too!
# Tell me that you're OK
# Blame it on a Monday
# Take me back to Sunday. #
Oh, not you guys.
Do not cosy-cosy.
# OK
# We will be OK
# I'm on my way
# Cos we will be OK
# We will be OK
# I'm on my way. #
IAIN STIRLING: 'As the Islanders
wake up to another day in paradise,
'Paige is still no closer
to working out
'who the hell ran off with her
favourite string bikini bottoms!'
MUSIC: 'Fantasy'
by Earth, Wind & Fire
Hey, babes. How did you sleep?
Yeah, well.
I definitely took you for granted.
Paige takes up way more of the bed.
# Every man has a place... #
How did you guys sleep,
Luca and Gemma?
Yeah, all right. Good.
I've had worse nights.
Is it feeling a bit weird
now that Liam's not here?
Yeah.
Yeah, absolutely devastated.
# And we will live together... #
TEXT ALERT
Got a text!
READS ALOUD:
I'm so excited!
THEY APPLAUD
I'm, like,
a little bit nervous, you know.
Morning glory!
I'm not a morning person.
MUSIC: 'Muscle'
by Years & Years
I'm Jacques, I'm 23,
and I'm from Cumbria.
# Are you getting me
Into trouble..? #
I'm a rugby player.
# Look at all that, that muscle
# Oh, I wanna take a bite
# Cos I wanna get into trouble... #
I'm a cheeky chappie,
does what he wants,
gets what he wants... normally.
I wanna be on Love Island
to find a missus,
aren't I, you know what I mean?
I am looking for the real deal.
# Look at all that, that
All that muscle... #
Yeah, I've got my eyes on a couple
of the girls in the villa.
Can't wait to get in there,
crack on with all the girls,
and hopefully
have the summer of my life.
# Look at all that, that
All that muscle. #
MUSIC: 'Good Luck'
by Mabel
# One, two, three, good luck
# Going round the world
Chasing other girls... #
WHISPERING: He's here, he's here.
WOLF WHISTLING
Has anyone
tried to get his attention?
# Can't replace real love
# Thinking you'll find better
Baby, good luck... #
I feel like the haircut,
I feel like it's giving me Essex.
He looks like a pretty boy.
I'm not being funny,
but from the back of him,
he looks like my ex.
What would you do if it was your ex?
Nah, I'd fucking die.
He looks good from the back.
From what I've seen,
he's got a tan, he's got dark hair.
I'm nervous,
and I don't get nervous, like,
I can feel myself being shaky.
SHE SQUEALS
Oh, my God. I'm scared!
You're scared?
Right, girls,
give me your best dating advice.
Let him initiate conversation.
Yeah, I think you won't struggle
with convo.
We've gotta go up the stairs and
look at this geezer. Oh, definitely.
THEY LAUGH
Gotta get a peek, like.
I mean, nerves are a good thing.
Girls, what if I'm not his type?
Babe! Who wouldn't be your type?
I'm not being funny,
your guy looks...
You've got Davide now,
you have to stick with him.
Pray for Paige. Pray for Paige
that this is a good date,
and he's my kind of guy.
I'm hoping he's five foot,
pale as anything,
nose the size of the Eiffel Tower.
# One, two, three, good luck... #
THEY CHEER
HE WOLF-WHISTLES
BOYS: Whoo!
Oh, I'm so nervous. This is not OK.
# Baby, good luck. #
IAIN STIRLING:
'After what happened with Luca,
'Paige wants a man with no baggage.
'Good news, Paige.
Jacques has no baggage whatsoever.
'It went missing on his flight,
'and he spilled ketchup
on his only shirt.'
Hey, you OK?
How are you? You good?
Hi, I'm good, thanks.
Nice to meet you.
And you.
Wowee!
Oh, my gosh, I'm so nervous.
Are you?
Yeah.
I'm excited, you know!
I'm excited, yeah,
a little bit excited now.
SHE CHUCKLES
A little bit nervous as well.
So, what's your name?
Jacques. Jacques.
What's your name?
Paige. Paige.
Whereabouts are you from?
I'm from Cumbria.
Do you know where Cumbria is?
No.
Like, the Lake District?
No. No?
You don't know where
the Lake District is? In England?
What do you mean?
Of course it's England.
It's not Colombia... Cumbria!
SHE LAUGHS
It's Cumbria, not Colombia.
Where are you from?
Wales. Are you?
What you do, by the way?
I'm a paramedic.
Oh, are you? Yeah.
Oh, I love that.
What are you?
Key worker and that, yeah.
I play rugby.
Oh, OK. Yeah.
Oh, my God. No, no, no, no.
He's my ex-boyfriend.
ALL: What?!
That's my ex-boyfriend.
What?!
You're lying.
No, I swear down.
GASPS
WHISPERS: Shit!
How long was you with him for?
Like, eight months.
When did you break up with him?
Fuck!
What's the club you play for?
Castleford Tigers.
Do you know rugby at all, no?
Yeah. Do ya?
You must like a rugby lad, then.
I'm a Welsh girl, what can I say?
We've all got it in us, haven't we?
When's the last time you saw him?
Well, when we broke up.
When was that?
Like, a year and a half ago.
Fuck.
GEMMA LAUGHS
No, I don't know how
you'd be feeling right now.
What the hell?
What about you? When was
your last relationship and that?
So, we were done in January,
but it was one of those things,
you know when you just know?
Before it's even finished.
Yeah.
So, it was one of them.
What about you?
I've had two, yeah.
I've had two the same.
Long ones or not?
No, I can't make it past a year.
What are the kind of things
you look for in a girl, then?
Er... Tanned brunette. You know?
So, yeah, you're ticking boxes.
You're ticking boxes, mate.
What about you?
Yeah, definitely a tan.
I go for, like,
the mousy brown hair, definitely.
Just a nice guy.
I think you'll fit in well here.
You reckon?
It's been nice chatting with you.
You too.
And we'll catch up later, hopefully.
100%, 100%.
Cheers.
Cheers.
See you in a bit.
See you later.
I'm happy. He's exactly
what I needed this morning.
He was a good, like,
wake-up present.
IAIN STIRLING: 'Well,
it's definitely woken Gemma up,
'and once Health and Safety
have briefed Afia
'not to go anywhere near
that fruit bowl,
'it's time for her to join Jacques.'
Hey.
How are you? Good?
I'm good, thank you.
Nice to meet you.
How are you? I'm good, thank you,
I'm good. All right.
What are we saying?
Good, thank you. How are you?
I'm good.
A little bit nervous, you know?
First day and that.
It's fine.
What's your name?
I'm Jacques.
Jacques? With, like, an 'S'?
Yeah. A little bit different.
I'm Afia.
Afia, yeah?
How did it go?
What's with the face?
Nothing. You spill first.
Right, right, right.
So, really good date.
He's a lovely, lovely boy.
Fit. Absolutely stunning.
What's his name?
Jacques.
He was my last boyfriend.
Was he? When was that?
Like, a year and a half ago.
I can't believe that.
How do you feel that he's in here?
It's a bit weird.
Mm-hm.
But I don't feel, like, like I want
to get back with him or anything.
I won't hold myself back.
I will do my best to flirt
and give it a go
because he is super-fit, like.
Where are you from?
I live in, like, North West London.
I don't have a clue with London.
Where are you from?
I'm from Cumbria.
Where's Cumbria?
Lake District.
You know where that is?
It sounds quiet. I've never been.
How are you finding it? You've got
nothing to be nervous about.
The boys are fine.
It's more the girls I'm scared of.
As you should be.
You know half of them already.
Do you know that you know
some of them already?
Some of who?
Gemma.
Yeah.
Oh, OK, cool.
Why? What's the chat been saying?
No, just that you're her ex.
Did it end amicably, or...?
Er... I wouldn't say so.
Oh, OK.
Maybe not.
Er... I'm not sure.
We'll have to find out, won't we?
Have to talk to her about that.
It is one of these break-ups
where it is a bit, like...
It's a bit salty?
Oh, OK. On her part with me,
I'd say so, yeah.
Oh, is that how you feel?
Yeah.
So, what do you do?
I play rugby.
You play rugby?
Yeah, what do you do?
I actually work in, like,
a medical facility,
like a members' lounge,
sort of thing.
Smart, then? No, I'm not smart,
I literally make the beverages.
You'll be smarter than me anyway,
put it that way.
You look like you work out.
Well, I need to keep in shape
for my job anyway.
What is your job?
Rugby.
Sorry, you've just said. OK.
What are you looking for now?
Something long-term?
Yeah, of course,
you know what I mean? Like I said.
You're ready to settle down?
Yeah, I've done my bits.
I'm not about that life.
Are you faithful
when you're dating someone?
Yeah, 100%.
You're faithful?
100%, yeah.
Oh, OK, that's good. I'm excited.
IAIN STIRLING:
'When it turned out casting
'had booked Gemma's ex-boyfriend,
'rest assured,
we had words with them.
'And those words were,
"Enjoy the champagne."'
Oi-oi!
The boys, eh?
What are we saying?
What's happening, geez?
Are you good, lad, yeah?
Chilling, bro. Taking it easy.
Jacques, nice to meet you.
Ikenna.
Nice to meet you.
What's your name?
Jacques. Jacques.
Nice to meet you. How are you going?
Andrew. Nice to meet you.
You too, you too.
You good now?
Big boy, what are we saying?
Nah, I'm all right, don't worry.
How are you?
Jacques, nice to meet you.
I'm Tasha. Nice to meet you.
How are we? You good?
Nice to meet you, I'm Jacques.
Hi, nice to meet you, I'm Indiyah.
OK. How are we? How are we?
Ekin-Su.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, you dickhead!
JACQUES LAUGHS
What are you saying?
Are you good, yeah?
Um, seeing Gem again,
it was a bit weird,
I'm not gonna lie.
Haven't spoke since we split up,
you know, so...
So, yeah, should be fine,
should be fine.
At least it's not awkward
between you guys, it'll be fine.
You know what I'm saying?
Serious question,
are you Gemma's ex?
Mm.
Is it?
What's she been saying, though,
like? How does she feel about it?
It's just, like, awkward,
your ex is in here, isn't it?
I'm pretty chilled, though,
you know.
I couldn't really give a fuck,
you know what I mean?
Yeah.
It is what it is.
I'm one of the boys, like.
You know what I mean?
I'm here to... I'm here to crack on.
So, how was it?
First off, there was nothing
romantic there whatsoever. Nothing.
Yeah, yeah.
Nothing in common at all.
You know her more than anyone else,
sort of thing. Yeah.
That's the difference.
Exactly.
So, I'll tell you
if she likes you or not!
LAUGHTER
You ain't telling me that.
I'll tell you if she likes you
or not, man! Know what I mean?
I know when it's genuine or not!
What are you saying?
So, where are you from?
I'm from Cumbria, originally.
Yeah. Like, the Lake District.
But I live in Leeds now.
I've lived in Leeds
the past six years.
Obviously moved to play rugby.
What do youse do anyway?
You sell fucking fish, eh?
LAUGHTER
How good's that?
Go on, then, lad.
Talk us through your dates.
Nah, it was sound, you know.
Two nice girls.
Got on with them good,
they made me feel welcome, so, yeah.
I just... I don't know, it's weird,
because I do look at him
and I still do fancy him. 100%,
Like, I look at him and I think,
"You are fit."
No question, "You are fit."
I think we all look at him
and think he's fit.
Yeah. He's a Davide 2.0.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But, yeah, no, I'm not sort of
bothered about anyone
getting to know him or, like,
I don't feel any sort of way
about anything.
I'm absolutely fine,
whatever happens.
It's just the initial shock
was a bit, like, "Oh, OK."
With Jacques, obviously, he's my ex
and he is my ex for a reason.
I'm quite happy with the way
things are going with Luca,
and I'm, like, very much wanting
to continue to get to know Luca.
IAIN STIRLING: 'A fishmonger
goes on a reality TV show,
'cracks on with a paramedic
and a model,
'steals Michael Owen's daughter
off an Italian bloke,
'then her ex shows up.'
IAIN CHUCKLES
'It's a story
as old as time itself.'
I just want to, number one,
make sure she's OK,
cos if my ex walked in,
I probably wouldn't be.
Yeah, you would be a bit, like...
But eight months ain't too long.
But with mine, I'd definitely feel
a bit gutted or upset
that they're here.
Yeah. Yeah, definitely.
Like, it'd just be a bit weird,
wouldn't it?
Right now,
my jumper smells of her perfume.
Does his? No. Have a smell.
Can you smell it?
A little bit.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's nice.
Yeah, it's nice.
LAUGHTER
Go up to him and go, "Smell this."
"Do you recognise this smell, son?"
She's marking her territory, boy.
Yeah, yeah.
You'll just have to sit back
and watch, see what he does.
It's a simple question,
though, isn't it?
Does she want to get to know him
still or not? Yeah.
Because you've been out
with him once,
surely you know your answer.
Oh, for fuck's sake! Why me?
Why couldn't it just have been
Amber's ex or something? Yeah.
Anyone's ex but fucking Gemma's.
Oh, I've had Davide to beat
and, like, had the balls to say,
"No, mate, I'm having her,"
and now her ex.
Anything else?
I'm like, "Woo-hoo!
IAIN STIRLING:
'Luca's actually enjoying this.
'For a guy like him, it's all about
the krill of the chase.
'What can I say, the man sells fish!
'But what does Paige
make of the new arrival?'
Right, so what are you thinking?
He is so fit.
Like, yeah, I do quite fancy him,
quite a lot.
Obviously, it's a bit awkward
because of...
Gemma.
It's Gemma's ex.
Like, you never wanna go out
with another girl's ex, do you? No.
You know, I can't help that in here.
She's all good about it,
so I'm not gonna worry
about that too much.
He is fucking fit, not gonna lie.
He is gorge.
He is, for sure.
Something could be brewing there,
and I think she deserves it, like,
she is such a nice girl,
and I feel like she does deserve now
to have her own little moment
with someone.
Yeah, I'm excited to get to know him
a bit more.
You know, I'm excited for you,
and I feel like...
SHE SQUEALS
Like, someone's finally here,
but I feel like
you definitely need to get in there.
Do you think I should, like,
go up to him at any point?
Or should I just wait for him?
Erm, no, I feel like definitely
put your foot in there first.
I feel like... Look.
Fucking Ekin-Su.
We need to take
a little leaf out of her book.
Not go as extreme,
like, not gonna lie,
I think she's gone a bit too hard,
but we do need to take a leaf
out of her book
because she fucking went for what
she wanted, and she fucking got it.
I think... I think I will have
to step up my game, and like...
Chat to him, for sure, today.
Let's sit somewhere where
he's gonna see us straightaway.
OK, let's find somewhere.
Beanbags?
Yeah, can't miss us on there.
IAIN STIRLING: 'Not a bad rule
of thumb in these situations, girls.
'Just ask yourself,
"What would Ekin-Su do?"
'Actually, don't bother.
Just watch this.'
What are you saying?
You all right?
Looks like I'm following you,
doesn't it?
Are you?
Well, do you want me to?
Erm...
I think you would, eh?
Yeah.
THEY LAUGH
Where are you going? Over here?
Shall we chat?
Mm-hm.
Or do you wanna go over there?
I mean...
So, tell me a bit about yourself.
Trouble, aren't we?
Do you reckon we're both trouble?
Or just you?
I feel like you could be a bit
like me, which is scaring me.
Erm... So, tell me a bit about you.
Obviously, 23, aren't I?
You're 23?
I'm 23.
You do not look 23.
Mm.
Yeah, you look 25.
Oh, thank you very much.
Yeah, you do.
Take that as a compliment, really.
You've got really nice eyes.
Shouldn't be saying that.
Why shouldn't you be saying that?
You have nice eyes.
You have really nice eyes.
I've just been coupled up
with Davide.
Obviously, we...
How long for?
It just happened last night.
Exactly.
Last night!
Exactly.
If you got here last night,
and you picked me,
things would have changed.
Who would you have picked...
If you had to pick last night,
who would you have picked?
If you came in here early...
Obviously, I know Davide.
We have the chat and all.
I would have wanted
to get to know you as well.
Yeah, I want to get to know you...
The real you.
Have you been in relationships,
then?
I know that apparently
Gemma's your ex?
Yeah, she's my ex.
So, basically...
Like, are you quite,
like, a relationship man?
Are you, like, single?
No, I feel like I'm quite picky...
Mm-hm.
Very picky to actually
be with someone, anyway. You know?
So, like, when I make someone
my girlfriend, it means a lot.
Would you like
to get to know me, then?
Yeah, 100%.
Do you go clubbing a lot?
Er... What do you mean by clubbing?
Like, do you go, obviously, I'm 27.
I don't like going clubbing.
I like my restaurants, like walks,
and stuff like that.
I'm more bars.
Yeah, bars.
Yeah, I don't like clubbing.
Countryside walks?
Yeah.
We can take my dog out, can't we?
Yes, we can.
I've got a little Frenchie.
Have you? Oh, that's cute.
I've got a Frenchie,
so you can be stepmum, if you want?
Can I?
He's attractive.
He's a good-looking guy.
'It's only fair
if I get to know him.
'Yes, I'm very content with Davide.'
There is a chemistry there,
there is a connection there.
There are a few things about her
that are really interesting.
You know,
I respect my time with girl.
So, do you mind if she wants
to get to know Jacques, then?
No, I told her to go,
but I know for how she is.
Yeah, but...
She's not interested.
Jacques seems a cool guy,
a good guy,
but I don't think
she's interested in this.
Yeah. I see.
But anything can happen in the next
week if they are in love. You know?
Yeah, exactly.
You know what I mean?
I speak naturally
from what I see now.
He's cute, I'm not gonna lie,
he's my type as well.
But then, me an Davide are getting
closer and closer as well
as time goes on.
Do you feel like
you had chemistry with him?
Can I be honest with you?
I feel like I'm giving too much
to him.
You do?
I feel like he needs to step up now.
That's why I want
to get to know Jacques
because I feel like Jacques is
actually making an effort with me.
That's how I'm starting to feel
a little bit with Ikenna.
Fuck off!
Yeah.
Like, as in, we get along,
and, like, it's nice and everything,
and obviously,
I like a laid-back guy,
but not to the extent where, like,
you're not doing anything.
Do you think he's reserved
maybe a little bit? Shy?
When I see someone, I know
when there's sexual chemistry.
And I haven't felt that from him.
That's a big thing, you know.
Maybe we need to have a kiss,
so I can, like, change my mind.
Why don't you do it tonight?
In bed?
Either in bed or...
Me and Davide kissed here,
like, where we're sitting.
Like, when we're in bed, yeah,
we will spoon or whatever,
but it's, like,
me grabbing his arm to spoon.
Have you tried to kiss him?
No.
You either pull back, or you go in.
When I mean in, you go in,
you take the risk,
you put all the games to the side
and you kiss him and you see
if he's passionate back.
Then you'll know.
Time is ticking in here.
Anyone can walk in
and anything can happen.
That's why I don't want to, like,
write him off,
but if there's no chemistry there,
what am I supposed...
I can't force anything.
Are you sexually attracted to him?
I think
he's a very good-looking guy.
Answer my question.
Are you sexually attracted
to Ikenna?
Do you want to rip his clothes off?
Oh, God. That's... that's a big one.
If I was in your shoes,
I would go in for a kiss.
I'm so not used to doing that.
I feel like this past five days
has all been,
"Let's see how it goes,
see how it goes,"
and, like, nothing is happening
at all.
So, I feel like I'm going to
have to put my big girl boots on.
Getting a bit peed off now,
it's getting a bit frustrating.
IAIN STIRLING:
'Not sure I can picture Indiyah
'ripping Ikenna's clothes off.
'One thing's for sure, though,
'if Paige decides to rip
Jacques' clothes off,
'it's not going to take long.'
It was nice to wake up to,
to go on a date with you,
to be fair.
Personality-wise, what do you like?
I go for, like,
a guy who treats a girl right.
You know, like, nice dates.
Proper can look after me,
sort of thing. The pub and that.
I don't mind a pub date,
but as a first date,
I'm not going to lie,
you're gonna have to up your game.
We've already done
the first date anyway.
So, like, second date.
Yeah. So we can go to the pub now
on the second date?
We'll see where this could go.
Yeah, we'll see, won't we?
Mm.
What's the type of girls
you go for, then?
What do you look for in a girl,
personality-wise?
I don't just want a...
..a girl who looks good,
I feel like that's what
I've gone for in the past.
Yeah.
Just looks good. And then...
I mean, if you can tick both,
it's all right. Yeah.
Needs a bit more to her,
sort of thing.
If you're vibing you're vibing,
aren't you?
You know what I mean.
100%.
'Yeah, with Paige,
she is just a lovely girl.
'I'm just getting to know her.'
Tonight might be a bit different,
all dressed up and that.
So, I'll see what
she's looking like then,
but... yeah, like I say,
she's a lovely girl. So...
Yeah, I still need to chat to her,
don't I?
What did you say?
I still need to chat to Gem.
Yeah, definitely.
See what she's saying.
I still care for the girl.
You have to still care for the girl,
I mean, you probably still care
for your ex, right?
No.
To an extent? No?
Yeah, you care for them
to a certain extent,
but not for me, personally.
Like, if she was upset in here,
you know,
I'd pick her up and make feel good,
like...
So, is your intention to, like,
chat to Gemma in a way to see
if you guys still have anything?
No, no. No. No. Nah.
Oh.
Nah.
Obviously, she's a pretty girl
and that, of course she is.
Yeah, she's stunning.
Come on, then.
I feel like I have chilled out
so much recently.
Where do you want to go?
Down here, we'll go down here.
Do you want your ball?
No, I'll come back.
I feel like this is intense.
No, it's not. Why is it intense?
I don't know.
Thinks it's for a reason.
So, what?
Huh?
Do you have something to say,
or do you just want to chat to me?
Yeah, I just want to see
how you're feeling and stuff.
Obviously,
when I first, like, saw him,
it was a bit like, "Oh, shit!"
Weird. If my ex walked in...
It is weird. I'm absolutely fine.
I don't feel, like, weird
or anything. Erm...
Good.
Yeah, I want him and Paige
to sort of...
So we can crack on.
Well, no, not necessarily,
but she has sort of said,
"I want this, I want that,"
and, you know...
Mm.
So, I do think
they would be nice together.
No, but I think...
On the outside world,
we'd get on. 100%.
We've already talked about
our night out.
I think you would get on.
You are quite similar.
I said you're either gonna get on,
or you won't like each other.
No, you wouldn't think
that would be my kind of person,
but I don't want it
to be awkward for you.
If you two are fine,
it makes it better for me.
Like... I don't...
Yeah, that's not an issue.
Yeah, we'll have a laugh,
me and him.
As long as he stays away from you.
# Take my breath away... #
IAIN STIRLING: 'It's night time,
'so I have loaned Jacques
some clothes
'because our bodies
are the exact same shape,
'the way a slice of solid granite
and a giant plate of jelly
'are the exact same shape.'
# Take my breath away
# Like I know you want to
# Say you want to play
# Cos I know I do... #
I wouldn't get back into
another relationship with him now.
Basically, he could be a fuckboy.
# All day, all day, all day
# I've been thinking 'bout... #
AFIA LAUGHS
Sorry.
What do you think of him?
I mean, he's a nice guy,
but he's not my type, you know.
When I saw him, I was like,
"Fuck my life."
I was even like,
"I hope he cheated."
Oh, that's really bad.
# There's no reason why
# Why would you wanna be alone? #
I know it's your ex, I'm not saying
that you're happy to see him,
but it's nice to see
someone familiar.
You're like, "Fuck the familiarity!"
# You should know
# Take my breath away
# Like I know you want to
# Say you wanna play
# Cos I know I do... #
Yeah, cheers to tonight.
Good vibes, good people.
# All day, all day, all day... #
WHOOPING,
CHEERING
# Take you off my mind. #
IAIN STIRLING: 'Ekin-Su wants to
play a game of Never Have I Ever.
'I'll go first. Never have I ever
recorded this show naked.
'Ooh! That'll be a drink for me.
'Oh, God, I just spilt some on my...
Oh, that was chilly.'
Right, guys,
I have a brilliant idea.
I want to play the game
Never Have I Ever.
Rules are, you drink if you have,
OK? OK.
Never have I ever
kissed the same sex.
Oh, obviously.
Dude, you?
LAUGHTER
What did he say?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's my best friend, though.
I'd do it again.
I'd do it again right now
if he was here. I don't care.
Pretty proud of it, to be honest.
Never have I ever
had sex on a plane.
GASPS
Mile high club.
Mile high club.
Gemma!
Oh, my God! You're the only one.
Aaahh! Ha-ha-ha!
Never have I ever
had a one night stand.
Why are you not drinking?
LAUGHS
I've not.
I've not!
I was sat there like...
My eyes literally like...
"Who's drinking?
Who is not drinking?"
Never have I ever slept with someone
who was in a relationship.
I did, but I didn't know.
I don't know, maybe, but...
Oh, my God. Ridiculous!
I'm ashamed of all of you.
You're disgusting people.
I'm not here to judge, like,
you know, we all have our past,
we all have our... you know,
our fun times,
don't we, at a young age?
Never have I ever slept with
a boyfriend or girlfriend
of one of your mates?
GASPING
Fucking hell, Ekin-Su!
My mate asked me to.
Why?
Why?
Because he get horny,
d'you know what I mean?
He likes her, so why not?
He wanted to watch?!
No, he didn't watch.
Well, once he watched,
once he didn't.
ALL EXCLAIM
If he asked me to do,
and this makes you happy,
why shouldn't it make you happy?
You know what I mean?
OK, never have I ever done BDSM.
What's BDSM?
Like bondage.
Like bondage.
Yeah. Bondage.
Andrew!
Oh, my God.
Davide is literally drinking
every time.
CHATTERING,
LAUGHTER
I was shocked, actually.
All the guys there
looks like angels.
Never have I ever had a threesome.
# Baby, mmm... #
I've kissed, like, two people...
Never have I ever had a foursome.
Paige.
Oh, my God!
A foursome! What?!
You just roll with it.
Oh, my gosh. This game just
brings out the devil, doesn't it?
Never have I ever fancied
my partner's mum.
Oh!
For fuck's sake!
She's got a good looking mum,
apparently.
CHUCKLES
Never have I been foot fetish.
GASPS
No, never.
Well, you two are gonna have
some fucking fun, I tell you.
No, so, I like...
Ekin-Su and Davide, you are lively!
Ekin-Su and Davide, I think they
ain't gonna get much sleep tonight.
There will be a baby born
the time we are finished here,
I'm telling you.
I like it when a guy sucks my toe.
LAUGHTER
Fucking turns me on, man.
Ekin-Su and Davide
seem to have a lot in common.
I mean, they were slinging it back
for a lot of the questions,
so, you know, maybe it's a match
made in heaven, I'm not sure.
Let's not forget about Paige.
Maybe I should go with both of them.
LAUGHTER
Never have I ever
gotten back with my ex.
When you say back, do you mean...
Yeah, what do you mean?
I mean like... like chopped.
Like sex.
Had sex.
Chopped?!
Oh, chopped.
Chopped.
When I took a sip to never have
I ever gotten back with an ex,
I don't know how he would feel
to that, to be honest.
I haven't...
I didn't really sort of think.
LUCA SIGHS
How are you feeling, Luca?
I don't know.
No, I think you're sweet.
He's in here for a wind-up.
I think Gemma's smart. Isn't she?
Yeah, bro.
Thing is, mate, she's your ex,
you will have a sexual chemistry
there and stuff like that. Yeah.
Bro, I don't know.
I don't know, man.
It's a bit, like, much, innit,
for me.
Like, do you know what I mean?
I woke up with her this morning
and that's happened,
it's just a bit...
Mm.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Obviously, re-coupled with Gemma
last night,
I thought paradise
would last longer than eight hours.
Not exactly ideal, is it?
Can I have a chat?
Oh.
Where do you wanna go?
Just over here, eh?
What are they saying?
You look nice tonight, though.
Do I?
Yeah, you look all right.
"All right"?
All right.
What else do you want me to say?
No, nothing,
I'll take that from you.
JACQUES LAUGHS
From me?
I don't hand them out, do I?
Hmm, yeah.
By the sounds of what you've been
saying to all the other girls, yeah.
What do you mean?
I could say the same about you.
No.
You not reckon?
I'm, like, calm as anything.
Yeah, everyone thinks that in here.
I am.
Yeah, OK.
You just knew how to push
a certain button.
Yeah, I think I still do as well,
don't I? No.
Do you not reckon?
No.
Not reckon I could wind you up
quite easy still?
What, you think you could?
Shall we put it to the test?
No, I'm all right.
I think you'd fail, that's why.
I am a flirtatious lad, like,
I can't help myself sometimes.
I've been wanting to grab you today,
do you know what I mean?
Obviously, it's been a while,
hasn't it? Mm-hm.
How do you feel, seeing me?
A bit weird?
Yeah. I was shocked when I saw you.
I was, like, "Shit."
"Ah, shit."
Is that what you were thinking?
Yeah, that's right.
"Ah, shit."
"Just go home."
I like him, though.
Luca? I do like him, yeah.
Yeah, you are pretty similar.
Yeah. That's probably
why you like him, innit? So...
How are you feeling? Obviously,
he pulled her for a chat.
Thing is, if my ex was here,
I'd have to chat to her.
You have to just say something
to her.
I'm getting fed up, man.
I'm getting proper...
Don't worry.
It's just things that are happening,
just winding me up now.
Do you know what I mean?
It's fucking weird, man.
# One minute I'm OK
Then it hijacks my headspace
# And everyone's stopping
To stare... #
SIGHS
It's nice to see you.
I still care for you. Obviously.
I'm gonna be looking out for you, so
I still want the best for you, so...
No, I want the best for you too.
It's just a weird situation.
Yeah, it is a bit of a weird one.
How's the family? Good?
Mm-hm.
All good, yeah?
Yeah, everyone's keeping well.
Good, good. How about you?
I saw you've got a new dog.
So you've been proper looking
at my Insta, have you? No.
How have you seen it, then?
I just knew.
You just knew?
I haven't been stalking you,
if that's what you're getting at.
Well, that was quite recent.
No. You've been stalking MY Insta.
No.
I'll put a story on, and in the
first ten seconds, you're in it.
Ten seconds, mate?
Shut up, ten seconds.
It's true.
Not ten seconds at all.
Maybe 30 seconds, but not ten.
BOTH LAUGH
Thing is, yeah,
I've made my decision, and if...
like... Do you know what I mean,
like?
There's no-one else.
I've kind of set in stone
I don't really want to get to know
anyone else,
and no-one else has my vibe.
So I just don't know what I'd do
if anything happened.
But, mate, to be honest,
I'm just kind of...
I don't know, I just feel drained.
Mm-hm.
Like, I was like a fucking balloon,
it blew me up
and then just let go of me.
Mm-hm.
Do you know what I mean?
One of them ones, mate,
that's how I feel.
I feel deflated.
# Isn't it funny how one minute
Everything's in control?
# In control... #
No, but like I say, I still care
for you, you know what I mean?
I'm gonna have your back in here.
So, er... yeah. Have a good night.
JACQUES LAUGHS
Right, go on, after you.
Thank you very much.
I'm not even allowed to have
a little flirt now and again?
What, with me?
Yeah, it's quite easy for me and you
to flirt, innit?
Is it?
Yeah, it's like, natural.
Just a little friendly flirt.
Hmm.
Well, I'm not gonna say no,
but don't be expecting me
to give you anything back.
# There goes my head again
# Taunting and holding hands
# Comfort has disappeared... #
I'm going to the fire pit.
SHE CHUCKLES
HE SIGHS