Love Island (2015–…): Season 8, Episode 62 - Episode 62 - full transcript
'The Final Countdown'
We've had eight weeks of grafting...
..cracking on...
It's cringey how bad it is!
..sounding off...
..and getting it on.
Go!
You blinked!
No, I didn't, I didn't!
And we're living up to the occasion
with an hour of unseen action.
No, I ain't having this.
So let the countdown
to the final begin.
It's a celebration.
So find a baby-sitter...
Whoa!
..put on your glad rags...
and expect the unexpected.
For the last time this series,
this is Love Island: Unseen Bits.
The yellow beanbag.
I'm burning that on the fire pit.
No, you shouldn't have done that!
Welcome
to Love Island: Unseen Bits -
the main villa's cheeky lovechild.
What do you mean, you have no idea?
We look alike
and sound exactly the same!
Anyway, while we await the results
of the paternity test,
let's make the most of our
very last show of Unseen Bits 2022,
by going out with a banger.
So put your phones away...
Whoa!
No, I can't believe
we're all sober. This is a joke.
And dance
like there isn't a ton of cameras
watching your every move.
Oh, my God.
Whoo!
I feel like we should all do it now.
Every single body.
Every single body has to do it.
Guys, guys. OK, right.
You have to let yourself go.
Be free. Don't overthink it.
And just...
just put passion into it.
Yeah, let's go,
let's do it for Love Island!
Three, two, one...
Yes! Yes!
Over the past few months,
the Islanders
have been busting moves...
..grooving...
Yes, girl! Yes!
..and letting it all hang out.
So hang out with us for
one last hour of Unseen Bits 2022.
I've got an exclusive for you.
Here, you can see the actual
appointment book for the salon.
Not THAT salon - the real one,
where the girls get glamorous.
You know when you curl
this side of the head,
do you do it the other way round?
Yeah. Like, yeah. So hard,
isn't it, the other way round?
I swear to God,
if my hair doesn't stay straight...
..there's gonna be a riot.
You sound like... What is that?
Gollum?
That's it, Gollum.
Or Dobby. "Yes, Master!"
I used to have, like,
the weirdest crush on Dobby
when I was three.
Not three. Like, five.
Dobby. Who's Dobby?
Dobby, from Harry Potter.
Ew!
I was just young. Like, literally,
I used to really, really love Dobby.
I love Dobby. Dobby's cute.
He was nice.
Everyone thought he'd be horrible.
He wasn't.
Indiyah, you're very cute and funny.
"Dobby's sorry, Master.
"Yes, Master.
Dobby be a good master.
"I'll be a good Dobby. Yes, Master."
"Yes, Master. I'll be a good Dobby."
I can talk like a baby,
though.
I can talk like a baby.
It's very scary, how I can talk
sometimes, but it's just me.
It's just me being me.
You girls are not well.
Ekin, no. No!
Ekin's really scary.
It sounds like something
out of a horror film.
I don't wanna go home!
OK, Lacey, the girls have lost it.
Can I please get out?
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
Someone pray for her!
She still looks sexy doing it,
though, that's the thing.
You know the boys
will be able to hear us?
Don't say it's me!
I could say, Ekin,
that a doll from the baby challenge
got accidentally left in the villa
by the props team...
but I won't.
'This Hell'
by Rina Sawayama
Soft rock and soft focus...
It can only mean one thing.
It's time for a re-coupling.
The boy I would like
to couple up with is... Andrew.
Dami.
Luca.
Adam.
Deji.
Jamie.
Davide.
Reece.
This was
a last re-coupling before the final,
setting the couples up
for their future lives
outside the villa
in domestic bliss and harmony.
Wow, it's actually come off.
Look.
I can see brown.
It's gonna come off. Just wait.
The toastie's burning.
It's not.
Yeah, it is. Let's see, then.
Yeah, that's done.
Are you sure? Yeah.
On one side it is.
One side, it's not.
That's done.
That is what you call done.
It's burnt.
Would you say that is burnt?
No, that's done.
That's perfect.
It's toasted.
It's a bit overdone, that, for me.
As long as I can sleep on that side.
Why you gonna sleep on this side?
This is my side.
Cos I sleep on the right-hand side.
This is the left.
No, it's the right.
Darling, when you're here,
laying down...
It's the right.
No, this is the left.
Well, the left, then.
I sleep on the left.
Huh? I sleep on the left.
I sleep on the left.
Indiyah changing the bin?
Yeah.
Sorry, I am here
trying to find love.
Why do you want me breaking my back,
doing chores in the villa?
Why should I be doing chores?
But you don't.
You clean up after yourself,
and that is it, as you should.
I clean up after everyone sometimes.
No, sorry, whatever, Dami.
I try and keep people in line.
This is our house.
Come on, guys, no arguing.
We're not arguing, but he's just
actually trying it right now.
First married couple argument?
Oh! What a shot.
What are you doing?
Meditating,
not to lose my mind with you.
Namaste, Nathalia.
Indiyah came into the villa
looking for a perfect man,
and she found him
in the form of Dami, right?
Have any of your boys done stuff
that would usually give you
the ick by now?
Yeah. Dami's done so much.
You know that Danica dance,
when he does that thing?
It really grinds my gears.
Oh, my God. I find that hilarious.
And he farts.
You farted on him, though.
Yeah, I know, to be fair.
What's Luca done?
No, Luca's not done anything,
but, like,
sometimes he'll brush his teeth
at night
and still leave toothpaste
around his mouth.
Oh, that's actually quite cute,
in the weirdest way.
Why does he not know?
Or he'll wake up from a nap,
and the back of his head's
like this.
Sorry, it's the toothpaste for me.
I know mine.
When Andrew goes in the pool,
and his hair gets wet,
and it's just flat,
it's just like a flat mop,
flattened on his head.
And skinny jeans, but, to be fair,
Andrew wore skinny jeans last night.
That bucket hat
should be an ick, Tash.
Yeah, the bucket hat is an ick.
Dami's outfits haven't cringed me
out yet. I'm trying to think.
I wanna go in the pool.
Come on, then.
Is that sweat on your back,
or is it pool? Both.
Guys!
What gives me the ick
is a sweaty pool-back.
We may be nearing the end,
but this week,
there's been no end to the drama.
Italian pizza's the best pizza.
Yeah, which one?
Not the ones with the pineapple.
Oh, that's a shame.
Me and Davide like
the pineapple ones.
No, I don't.
You said you did.
Pineapple pizza, are you joking me?
No, no pineapple, babe.
The horror!
Pineapple... on a pizza?!
Have you got an issue with me?
No, I haven't got an issue with you.
Are you sure? Maybe
you have an issue with yourself.
I bet he wishes
he just had pineapple pizza now.
Nothing can beat pizza.
What about pancakes?
The battle of the pancakes!
Tomorrow morning, be there.
But if you want
a taste of real drama,
then it's frying pans at dawn,
as these Unseen Bits show.
It's gonna be a fair fight,
no contact.
Rock, paper, scissors time.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Oh!
Ekin chooses the pan.
I can cook with any pan, darling.
The size of these eggs
are not appropriate.
Is that someone complaining?
Oh!
Oh, it's in!
It's in the pan.
Oh, she's went big.
Is that a love heart?
Yeah, for Davide.
Ohhh!
Calm, cool, collected.
This is the first one.
Oh, he asked for more of yours.
Why am I actually sweating?
This tension!
Security's coming.
Silence, please.
The remaining champion, Ekin-Su!
To the winner -
glory, admiration and Davide.
But to the loser, more drama.
The public have been voting
for their most compatible couple.
And as we said our goodbyes
to Reece, Lacey, Deji and Nathalia,
I suddenly remembered something
that made perfect sense
of all the dramatics.
Now, what was it?
Why has Natalia had so much drama?
Hmm...
I think I'll have
that memory for life
of you sat on the yellow beanbag
eating your yoghurt.
Yoghurt...
And let's keep looking.
Ah-ha, what's this?
Oh, no, no, no!
No, you shouldn't have done that!
You sat on the yellow beanbag!
Hasn't she
been watching Unseen Bits?
Well, you've got drama, now, so...
That yellow beanbag
is a very proven fact
that it does bring drama,
and every time someone sits on it,
it happens.
So, like, obviously, if you wanna
go and sit on it, I wish you well,
but you basically brought it on
yourself cos the drama's happened,
so it's obviously a proven fact.
And those facts
have been verified
by our team of boffins
at Love Island College, Cambridge.
Here's an unseen clip
of the girls
in the dressing room.
We've got quite a lot of you
that are sort of London area.
Yeah, we're not too far
from each other.
But...
Find out in a mo.
This is
Love Island: Unseen Bits.
Expect big surprises and incredible
things you've never seen before.
You just need to roll with it
as we roar with you...
Oh, what the fuck is that?
..and join in the anthem with pride.
Thought you were
coming in with something.
Adam. Adam.
Come on, it's your beat.
Caw!
Yeah. Caw!
Davide.
Caw!
Davide.
Caw!
Jamie.
Caw!
I'm in.
Caw!
Earlier, I left you
in the dressing room with the girls.
We've got quite a lot of you
that are sort of in the London area.
Yeah, we're not too far
from each other.
But the question
on everyone's lips is...
So it makes loads of sense
to either do... We could do...
I'm sick of you!
Why do you always fall over?
That was, like, slo-mo.
You know when it's just
happened already
and then you can't even
stop yourself?
Our Islanders are
a musical bunch, especially Dami.
That man has music
bursting out of every orifice.
Whoa.
What the fuck?!
What did you eat, an elephant?
Man, it's the mashed potato.
Indiyah said you're allowed to fart.
Yeah, if I have to do it, it's calm.
She doesn't want me to,
but I can do it.
That's quite a big step.
That is very big.
I'm still shy. I can't do it...
No way!
Dami, man, did you shit yourself?
No, it was just a fart, man.
Dami... Man, I'm stressed.
..every time.
Listen to this.
Dami...
Mmm!
Yeah, that's what happens.
Dami, go on.
Oh, what?!
Oh, no!
Well, there you go.
Now you've witnessed it.
Here's a clip
of Ekin-Su and Davide
doing what Ekin-Su does best.
Lying... in the sun.
Can you pass me the spray, please?
Hm? Spray.
Spray, babe.
Say "spray".
Spray...
Yeah.
..please. And you just didn't
give it to me.
I did spray.
Argh!
It was cream.
Cream.
Solar protection.
Solar protection.
Protection.
Grazie. Thank you.
Can I have it?
Fucking...
- Ekin...
- Don't piss me off.
..don't piss me off.
Shut up.
Enough, Ekin!
Now that's what
I call laying it on Factor 50!
Get a room, you two.
Well,
here we are at the set of the 2022
World Stare Out Championships,
live from our crucible of love -
the villa.
OK. Ready?
OK. Focus.
Get all your blinks out.
I don't need to blink.
I'm even giving you a head start.
OK. Three, two, one, go!
Watch closely,
as it'll all be over
in the blink of an eye.
And that's not a turn of phrase -
that's the actual rules.
It's burning.
You're losing, girl.
Go on, I know you wanna blink...
No.
Now you're going cross-eyed.
You're going cross-eyed, man.
You're fighting for your life.
OK, let's swap sides.
I wanna see if it's different.
Don't break the bed now.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
Three, two, one... Go.
Man, the fact that you're
already going cross-eyed, like...
My left eye.
Ah, no, my left eye. Oh-oh...
You blinked! No, I didn't. I didn't.
I literally... I-I-I-I...
I didn't. I'm not. I'm not.
It's not cool... If I was looking...
You literally...
You have three eyes.
DAMI WHIMPERS Wait, wait.
Just stay cool, just stay cool.
Dami, your eyes are watering!
I know. Oh, yes.
I nearly lost!
That was a good one!
I know, but my left eye
nearly gave me... gave me out.
I was even starting to cry!
OK, one more time in close.
Yeah, close up.
Three, two, one... Go.
INDIYAH INHALES SHARPLY Ow!
Your staring is, like,
burning into my eyes. Mmm.
You've got laser eyes, and you're
burning my eyes with your vision.
Which is why I've lost.
And if
your telly has been on the blink
for the last five minutes,
you've just missed a clip
of Dami and Indiyah in tears.
Time for another unseen clip.
Ant and Dec, watch out, because
Dami's proving himself to be
a game show host with the most.
It'll just be quick-fire questions.
I'll ask you guys,
who's the funniest?
Me.
Yeah, just point...
Um, who wears the trousers?
Me.
Damn!
Who's better in the kitchen?
Me.
You do not eat any real food!
DAMI SQUEALS Oh, my God!
Coco Pops and ketch...
You have a well-done steak.
Right, there we are.
You're never having
a sandwich ever again.
Who's more likely to get a tattoo...
You get her name on...
He's got all
of his exes' names on him.
Like, he's not...
Look at Dami's eyes!
Are you actually joking, man?
No, I've had... It's cursed, though.
So if I do get a name on...
As soon as I get a name on,
it'll ruin everything.
I'll get her name on if you
really want me to get her name on.
No. We're not doing that.
OK. Next question.
Who is more flirty on a night out?
Dami.
Really?
I'm a flirt, but until I came here,
I thought I was a flirt
until I fucking saw this guy!
I think you're maybe
an unintentional flirt.
Nothing unintentional about it.
But I don't know I'm flirting.
Are you joking?!
Apparently, he doesn't realise.
If I'm flirting,
it's not by accident.
But this guy flirts
with anyone that breathes.
Not anyone...
Actually, I do flirt with guys too.
"We're just friends."
Who's the better kisser?
Just point at me.
Just point at me, bro.
Do you know what? It's so...
Just point at me. Don't even...
Don't give them it. You don't need
to give them any answer.
No, it's fine...
Don't explain yourself.
This is what we mean.
Hm!
Like, he's good at kissing,
but would I say
he's the best kisser?
Keeping my mouth shut.
Let's do the same question
to you guys.
Who is the better kisser here?
It's me. Are you having me on?
Ooh! We'll scope it out
who's the better one. No.
Three seconds.
All you need is three seconds.
Just quickly,
and we can literally judge and see.
This is what I mean,
I'm a better kisser.
When it comes
to my views on the best kisser,
my lips are sealed, which is not
the greatest kissing technique!
Here's a seemingly innocuous clip
of some Islanders in the bedroom.
But...
Find out in a mo.
'Better'
by Sonny Fodera
This is
Love Island: Unseen Bits,
the show that bangs out
the best B-sides and rarities
from the villa of love.
Expect new releases...
..forgotten classics...
Was that you?
Mm-hm.
..and deeply orchestral
experimentation.
R-r-r-r-r-r-r!
R-r-r-r-r-r!
That's a crazy sound.
R-r-r-r-r-r r-r-r!
R-r-r-r-r-r-r!
Right, that's enough!
Stop it.
Enough!
R-r-r-r-r...
IAIN STIRLING Earlier,
we saw Gemma
about to leave the bedroom,
and we left you wondering...
No... No, Luca!
SHE CHUCKLES Luca!
BABIES CRYING What's that noise?
Is Ekin-Su
doing that creepy voice again?
Wait, what is that noise?
Oh, no, I forgot
it was the baby challenge.
Everybody has trouble
with their babies,
but here are some unseen clips
of Andrew being inventive.
He tried the old Lion King trick...
Oh, no, didn't like that,
didn't like that.
He tried a bit of intellectual
hothousing about housing...
All right, so this is what you do -
you're in a property with 'em.
You don't have to talk
too much, to be honest,
because, at the end of the day,
the property will sell itself.
SQUEAKS Oh.
..tried to soothe the baby
with some soothing techno...
All right,
how do we shut 'em up now?
..he tried a buggy dash
around the fire pit...
Go, Andrew!
Go.
Go on! Come on!
CHEERING Go on, son!
..but in the end, all it took
was a classic Love Island coupling
around the fire pit
to make their babies happy.
Irene would like
to couple up with Leo
because the dad seems more trusty.
Trusty! She doesn't trust...
She doesn't trust Adam.
Hey, let's go, Leo.
Let's go, Leo.
Have a kiss.
Kiss, a kiss.
Mwah. Hey!
Now it's time for the Hideaway.
I look forward to seeing
Leo and Irene on Love Island 2042.
Dami and Indiyah
were marching to the beat
of their own drum... section.
Whoo! Woo-hoo.
Yes! Whoo!
And here's some little snippets
you didn't see.
I feel like I fit the image
and the table very well.
Yeah, you're like the emoji.
Literally. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is that a wasp?
Yeah, it's OK, just don't move.
Dami...
It's OK. Just don't move.
All right.
Don't move.
Can you please
stop interrupting my date?
So, yeah,
when you come to Ireland...
I think I might be
pleasantly surprised, cos honestly,
when I think about Ireland, I just
think about farms, sheeps, cows...
You need to stop this.
..greenery...
Stop, stop that. Stop disrespecting
where I come from.
No shopping centre.
But, you know, no disrespect.
There's a lot of disrespect there.
There's more than that.
And you have a lovely Irish accent.
Sometimes. I switch it up.
Especially when you say "tree".
Tree.
Man, leave me alone.
That's just how you say it.
Three. Tree.
No, it's three.
Tree.
Three. OK, I'm not gonna argue
about it. It's fine.
We're not going to.
On the outside, we'll really see
if you're as thoughtful as you say
you are. Because obviously...
"As tough"?
As "toughtful". "Toughtful".
"Toffle"?
"Tought-ful".
Thoughtful!
It's that accent of yours again.
"Toughtful".
Is it not right? "Toughtful"?
That actually sounds so bad.
"Toughtful".
"Toughtful". Whatever.
When I'm with you, like,
it's just me and you.
You know? And you make me feel safe.
Especially when there's wasps
around.
Yeah, I try my best.
No, you do.
I had a good day.
Mm-hm.
Can we get those drums back
to drown out this sloppy snogging,
please?
I've taken off most of your make-up,
I'm so sorry.
Oh, and a rolled-up newspaper
to deal with the wasps.
While Dami and Indiyah were out
soaking up the Spanish culture,
the girls got a message
about a secret mission.
Fuck off! Wait, what? Don't.
What is it? Ekin!
What is it?
Ekin! Ekin!
Listen carefully.
Listen to this, it's a long one.
Oh, I'll fucking smash this.
Wait for it.
"Ekin-Su" - so, me -
"spill a cup of water
all over yourself,
"but blame Andrew and have
a dramatic meltdown over it."
Oh, that is so well suited to you.
"Paige, get Luca to guard the loo
whilst you pretend to poo."
Are you joking?!
He won't have it.
"Tasha, tell Adam that you
are about to embark on a world tour
"when you leave the villa, as one
of Britney Spears' backing dancers."
Oh, shit.
"Gemma, you will have to
tell all the boys
"that Gemma has lost her necklace
"and get all the boys
to look for it."
Oh, shit.
I'm gonna have to take it off.
"You must not let the boys know
what you're doing..."
This is insane.
This is insane.
"or you will fail your challenge."
We'll nail this.
I'm buzzing.
Girl code, let's go.
The girls
are primed and ready for action.
Ekin-Su needs to spill
a glass of water and blame Andrew.
Being a professional actress
and notorious "li-ar",
this should be a piece of cake.
You all right, guys? Can I join you?
Yeah, course you can.
What the fuck?!
Fucking hell, Ekin!
What the fuck are you doing?!
What? Are you actually having me on?
Why have you fucking spilled water
on me?
It's not fucking funny!
It's not fucking funny,
for fuck's sake!
I've been stung by a bee, and you
fucking... No, I ain't having this.
Ekin...
Fuck off, Andrew.
Is she actually having me on?
I didn't even touch her.
You've pissed me off.
Ekin, are you joking?
She did it to herself.
She came over and, like, fell.
I didn't even touch her!
I was going to do it very casually,
but I actually slipped.
You actually can't be serious.
Andrew, I would probably just
leave it for now. Let her cool down.
I think it worked. It worked.
So now, it's Paige's turn.
Time for number two.
Bad turn of phrase.
But can she convince Luca
to be her loo guard?
No, I won't.
Shh! Girl code.
Nobody knows what's going on today.
What are you doing, Luca?
Weirdo.
Thanks, Luca. You're the best.
You just gonna pretend
to stay there now,
so it doesn't look obvious?
Thank you!
It is what it is!
I'd give it
five minutes, as they say.
You can stay there, Luca.
I'm just popping to the loo myself.
Its time folks for the final Unseen Bits
of the series.
It's gonna be totes emosh.
It's been a classic series
full of bad behaviour.
Are you taking the piss?
I'm so sorry.
Awful. Oh, fuck me,
what have you eaten? That stinks!
Has she done one? That fucking
stinks. What did you just eat?
I ate...
can't smell it.
..everything you could ever imagine
tonight.
She literally ate
the entire kitchen then.
There's been pointless fights...
Oh, my God, he's on your face! Ah!
Whoa, what the fuck?!
Why is it following you?
Why are you attacking me, man?
It's literally on your bum now.
..but we're still full of surprises.
Aw!
How the hell did you fit?
That was actually really hard.
And before we go any further,
the girls still have to complete
their secret mission.
Next secret agent is Tasha,
who must convince Adam
that she is about to embark
on a Britney world tour.
Yeah, I mean, I dunno,
like, I need some advice
because I literally
just found out today
that I've booked, like,
a sick tour for dancing.
What does that entail?
Have you got to go away or summat?
Yeah, I've got to go,
it's a world tour. World tour?
Yeah. It's like, this is gonna be
my biggest job yet.
And you're never gonna guess
who it is. Who?
Britney Spears.
Are you joking?
No. I swear.
Britney Spears?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Got to go for it, haven't you?
Thanks, Adam.
I feel like I got Adam
reeled in on that hook.
I love it, I love this!
Final mission
is to convince the boys
that Gemma's necklace is missing,
and they must hunt for it.
Girls.
What?
I fucking lost my necklace.
Did you take it off? I literally,
I've not taken it off once.
What the actual fuck?
Oh, Gemma. Is it expensive?
Gemma's stressing, Luca,
you'd better...
Have you seen... Like, she literally
never takes her necklace off,
and she literally does not know
where she's put it.
Yeah, we'll go look inside.
Yeah, we'll look inside,
you look outside.
Well done, girls,
I think you totally
pulled the wool over their eyes.
I can't find it.
Are these girls serious today?
Yeah.
There's something wrong with you.
These girls are terrible.
Oh...
They're pulling pranks.
We know.
It's cringy how bad it is!
I'll be honest, Ekin did have me.
But I did look around,
I looked at Adam and Paige, I said,
"This has got to be a prank."
Well, you're not fucking looking...
Are you taking the piss?
What the fuck?
Why are you laughing? Luca, it's...
You haven't lost it, Gem.
Yes, she has.
Is it round my neck?
You've taken it off in the shower
or something, go have a look.
She was good at acting.
Luca being in bed
fuelled that anger in you.
Yeah. Like, you should be looking,
regardless.
Right.
I've clocked on what's going on.
Since Paige tried to get me
to sit in front of the toilet.
I said, "This is a joke."
They are taking the piss. Yes.
I think Luca and maybe a few
of the other boys sort of caught on.
I've got a text!
Wahey!
"Islanders,
today the girls were given
"various undercover assignments.
"If they completed their undercover
task, they would win a prize.
"While some of the girls succeeded,
"overall, you've failed,
and have not completed your mission.
"#MissionWaslmpossible, #EpicFail."
Unlucky, girls.
I'd have thought
they'd have done better
on account of having
such a strong bond.
Here's an unseen clip of Dami
expressing opinions
that will get our vegan viewers'
pulses racing.
Not gonna lie, the only thing
I found out, Lacey's a vegan.
Oh, yeah, she told me last night.
If you're dating
a girl that's vegan,
you don't have to be vegan.
Yeah, but I don't know...
If I was vegan,
you wouldn't talk to me?
Not that I wouldn't talk to you,
but I feel like we can't
really enjoy fully...
We can't enjoy foods together
cos we like different things.
Food is a big thing, man.
Thank God you like food.
Yeah, I do like food, to be fair.
But if I was vegan, you'd still...
I'd still speak to you, yeah.
And I'd still be able
to make you breakfast.
This is like you asking me,
"If I was an ant or an insect,
"would I still be with you?"
No, it's not!
That's what it feels like!
Would you be with me
if I was an ant?
No, that one I draw the line. You
wouldn't be with me if I was an ant?
I'd keep you in an ant jar
or something,
but I wouldn't be with you.
Why would I be with an ant?
Would you be with me
if I was an ant?
If it was me,
and someone cast a spell on me
and I turned into an ant?
Yeah, yeah.
I'll try and find the person
that cast a spell on you
and get them to redo it, return it.
My uncle's been
with my aunt for 30 years,
and as far as I know,
he doesn't keep her in a jar.
Jamie and Danica.
..the full-time whistle was blown
on Jamie and Danica.
Danica may be small,
but she left a big impression.
Hey, boys.
She danced
her way in.
She danced during her stay.
Back, back, back. And speed up.
And she danced
on her way out.
For one final time
in 2022, it's...
Oh, howay, then.
Yeah, what's today about?
I asked the Islanders
for their go-to dance moves.
The thing is,
I'm not that much of a good dancer.
I like dancing with a little bit
of liquid confidence.
All right, let's get to it.
I don't know,
I've got the movement whatever this,
but do you mean that movement?
You best believe, I'm pulling out...
I can make horses dance,
but when it comes to me
actually dancing,
that's a different story.
It's like a figure of eight,
you just go free with it,
like, shake your hair about.
So, I could dance like a horse,
like, I could do dressage.
I'm just here, and I'm here,
and I'm here, and I'm here,
and I stay in my lane.
You know,
it's all about the grooving,
what you want to let your body do.
You just have to feel the music.
Don't need any arms coming out here.
That's not in our lane.
We just keep it close,
keep it tight.
Yeah, it goes like that.
I think I can only twerk
my left bum-cheek.
It's like when you shake the ass.
But I don't twerk.
I know I know what I'm good at,
and I leave that one to Nicki Minaj.
Can you see, this is too high?
There you go, there's my dance move.
So, if I just wanted to dance
and blend in,
I'd just give it a little,
just like...
Just two-stepping.
Slide to the left.
Slide to the right.
But that's just boring,
like, everyone can do that.
Like this.
This is the chick-pidge,
which means this is
a chicken and a pigeon,
and this is it.
I got this one, but you know.
Ah!
Cha! Cha-cha!
I give you
the one and only...
Cue big emotional track.
Clue slo-mo, and cue
nearly-end-of-series montage 2022.
Look at my toes.
Here we go!
But I'm hungry.
Hey, girls.
Is there anyone in the villa?
It's Adam Collard! Oh, my God!
Those eyes! Now I'm crumbling.
Shit! Oh, no!
Boo!
Oh, my fuck!
It's on your back!
Where is it?
It's a lizard!
Oh!
Get it away!
You are a liar, actress...
I'm not attacking you.
She's got the fucking
yellow beanbag.
The yellow beanbag
causes drama.
Wowzeroonie!
You actually gonna take that risk?
Wait, what's the cost?
Drama.
Drama llama!
It is what it is.
Until it isn't.
May the best heartbreaker win.
Fuckin' hell.
That bloody yellow beanbag,
I hate it!
- OK...
- And the drama!
Please stop doing that.
I can sound like a man
as well.
You're disgusting.
I picked a girl's nose before.
And you ate it? Yeah, yeah.
Don't put me off with your face.
Ah-h-h-h!
Is it cheating
if you slept with a robot?
It's no different to a dildo.
Fantastic Four!
Island...
How do you say it again?
Islander. Islander.
Icelanders.
Love Island, baby!
Do you reckon you'll be my Romeo?
I don't know.
Well, that was awkward.
And while it seems
like the love bug
had worked its magic
for another year...
'I Want To Know What Love Is'
by Foreigner
..there's one Islander who has been
alone and unloved all summer.
Fucking yellow beanbag.
I've kind of given up now
with the yellow beanbag.
It's pissed me right off now.
Babe, I'm burning it on the fire pit
with everyone doing a ritual.
Until now.
It's not finished yet,
the yellow beanbag.
So feast your eyes on this selection
of revealing outtakes
of the yellow beanbag's first date.
It's been emotional, guys.
Thanks for watching
Love Island: Unseen Bits.
We've had eight weeks of grafting...
..cracking on...
It's cringey how bad it is!
..sounding off...
..and getting it on.
Go!
You blinked!
No, I didn't, I didn't!
And we're living up to the occasion
with an hour of unseen action.
No, I ain't having this.
So let the countdown
to the final begin.
It's a celebration.
So find a baby-sitter...
Whoa!
..put on your glad rags...
and expect the unexpected.
For the last time this series,
this is Love Island: Unseen Bits.
The yellow beanbag.
I'm burning that on the fire pit.
No, you shouldn't have done that!
Welcome
to Love Island: Unseen Bits -
the main villa's cheeky lovechild.
What do you mean, you have no idea?
We look alike
and sound exactly the same!
Anyway, while we await the results
of the paternity test,
let's make the most of our
very last show of Unseen Bits 2022,
by going out with a banger.
So put your phones away...
Whoa!
No, I can't believe
we're all sober. This is a joke.
And dance
like there isn't a ton of cameras
watching your every move.
Oh, my God.
Whoo!
I feel like we should all do it now.
Every single body.
Every single body has to do it.
Guys, guys. OK, right.
You have to let yourself go.
Be free. Don't overthink it.
And just...
just put passion into it.
Yeah, let's go,
let's do it for Love Island!
Three, two, one...
Yes! Yes!
Over the past few months,
the Islanders
have been busting moves...
..grooving...
Yes, girl! Yes!
..and letting it all hang out.
So hang out with us for
one last hour of Unseen Bits 2022.
I've got an exclusive for you.
Here, you can see the actual
appointment book for the salon.
Not THAT salon - the real one,
where the girls get glamorous.
You know when you curl
this side of the head,
do you do it the other way round?
Yeah. Like, yeah. So hard,
isn't it, the other way round?
I swear to God,
if my hair doesn't stay straight...
..there's gonna be a riot.
You sound like... What is that?
Gollum?
That's it, Gollum.
Or Dobby. "Yes, Master!"
I used to have, like,
the weirdest crush on Dobby
when I was three.
Not three. Like, five.
Dobby. Who's Dobby?
Dobby, from Harry Potter.
Ew!
I was just young. Like, literally,
I used to really, really love Dobby.
I love Dobby. Dobby's cute.
He was nice.
Everyone thought he'd be horrible.
He wasn't.
Indiyah, you're very cute and funny.
"Dobby's sorry, Master.
"Yes, Master.
Dobby be a good master.
"I'll be a good Dobby. Yes, Master."
"Yes, Master. I'll be a good Dobby."
I can talk like a baby,
though.
I can talk like a baby.
It's very scary, how I can talk
sometimes, but it's just me.
It's just me being me.
You girls are not well.
Ekin, no. No!
Ekin's really scary.
It sounds like something
out of a horror film.
I don't wanna go home!
OK, Lacey, the girls have lost it.
Can I please get out?
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
Someone pray for her!
She still looks sexy doing it,
though, that's the thing.
You know the boys
will be able to hear us?
Don't say it's me!
I could say, Ekin,
that a doll from the baby challenge
got accidentally left in the villa
by the props team...
but I won't.
'This Hell'
by Rina Sawayama
Soft rock and soft focus...
It can only mean one thing.
It's time for a re-coupling.
The boy I would like
to couple up with is... Andrew.
Dami.
Luca.
Adam.
Deji.
Jamie.
Davide.
Reece.
This was
a last re-coupling before the final,
setting the couples up
for their future lives
outside the villa
in domestic bliss and harmony.
Wow, it's actually come off.
Look.
I can see brown.
It's gonna come off. Just wait.
The toastie's burning.
It's not.
Yeah, it is. Let's see, then.
Yeah, that's done.
Are you sure? Yeah.
On one side it is.
One side, it's not.
That's done.
That is what you call done.
It's burnt.
Would you say that is burnt?
No, that's done.
That's perfect.
It's toasted.
It's a bit overdone, that, for me.
As long as I can sleep on that side.
Why you gonna sleep on this side?
This is my side.
Cos I sleep on the right-hand side.
This is the left.
No, it's the right.
Darling, when you're here,
laying down...
It's the right.
No, this is the left.
Well, the left, then.
I sleep on the left.
Huh? I sleep on the left.
I sleep on the left.
Indiyah changing the bin?
Yeah.
Sorry, I am here
trying to find love.
Why do you want me breaking my back,
doing chores in the villa?
Why should I be doing chores?
But you don't.
You clean up after yourself,
and that is it, as you should.
I clean up after everyone sometimes.
No, sorry, whatever, Dami.
I try and keep people in line.
This is our house.
Come on, guys, no arguing.
We're not arguing, but he's just
actually trying it right now.
First married couple argument?
Oh! What a shot.
What are you doing?
Meditating,
not to lose my mind with you.
Namaste, Nathalia.
Indiyah came into the villa
looking for a perfect man,
and she found him
in the form of Dami, right?
Have any of your boys done stuff
that would usually give you
the ick by now?
Yeah. Dami's done so much.
You know that Danica dance,
when he does that thing?
It really grinds my gears.
Oh, my God. I find that hilarious.
And he farts.
You farted on him, though.
Yeah, I know, to be fair.
What's Luca done?
No, Luca's not done anything,
but, like,
sometimes he'll brush his teeth
at night
and still leave toothpaste
around his mouth.
Oh, that's actually quite cute,
in the weirdest way.
Why does he not know?
Or he'll wake up from a nap,
and the back of his head's
like this.
Sorry, it's the toothpaste for me.
I know mine.
When Andrew goes in the pool,
and his hair gets wet,
and it's just flat,
it's just like a flat mop,
flattened on his head.
And skinny jeans, but, to be fair,
Andrew wore skinny jeans last night.
That bucket hat
should be an ick, Tash.
Yeah, the bucket hat is an ick.
Dami's outfits haven't cringed me
out yet. I'm trying to think.
I wanna go in the pool.
Come on, then.
Is that sweat on your back,
or is it pool? Both.
Guys!
What gives me the ick
is a sweaty pool-back.
We may be nearing the end,
but this week,
there's been no end to the drama.
Italian pizza's the best pizza.
Yeah, which one?
Not the ones with the pineapple.
Oh, that's a shame.
Me and Davide like
the pineapple ones.
No, I don't.
You said you did.
Pineapple pizza, are you joking me?
No, no pineapple, babe.
The horror!
Pineapple... on a pizza?!
Have you got an issue with me?
No, I haven't got an issue with you.
Are you sure? Maybe
you have an issue with yourself.
I bet he wishes
he just had pineapple pizza now.
Nothing can beat pizza.
What about pancakes?
The battle of the pancakes!
Tomorrow morning, be there.
But if you want
a taste of real drama,
then it's frying pans at dawn,
as these Unseen Bits show.
It's gonna be a fair fight,
no contact.
Rock, paper, scissors time.
Rock, paper, scissors.
Oh!
Ekin chooses the pan.
I can cook with any pan, darling.
The size of these eggs
are not appropriate.
Is that someone complaining?
Oh!
Oh, it's in!
It's in the pan.
Oh, she's went big.
Is that a love heart?
Yeah, for Davide.
Ohhh!
Calm, cool, collected.
This is the first one.
Oh, he asked for more of yours.
Why am I actually sweating?
This tension!
Security's coming.
Silence, please.
The remaining champion, Ekin-Su!
To the winner -
glory, admiration and Davide.
But to the loser, more drama.
The public have been voting
for their most compatible couple.
And as we said our goodbyes
to Reece, Lacey, Deji and Nathalia,
I suddenly remembered something
that made perfect sense
of all the dramatics.
Now, what was it?
Why has Natalia had so much drama?
Hmm...
I think I'll have
that memory for life
of you sat on the yellow beanbag
eating your yoghurt.
Yoghurt...
And let's keep looking.
Ah-ha, what's this?
Oh, no, no, no!
No, you shouldn't have done that!
You sat on the yellow beanbag!
Hasn't she
been watching Unseen Bits?
Well, you've got drama, now, so...
That yellow beanbag
is a very proven fact
that it does bring drama,
and every time someone sits on it,
it happens.
So, like, obviously, if you wanna
go and sit on it, I wish you well,
but you basically brought it on
yourself cos the drama's happened,
so it's obviously a proven fact.
And those facts
have been verified
by our team of boffins
at Love Island College, Cambridge.
Here's an unseen clip
of the girls
in the dressing room.
We've got quite a lot of you
that are sort of London area.
Yeah, we're not too far
from each other.
But...
Find out in a mo.
This is
Love Island: Unseen Bits.
Expect big surprises and incredible
things you've never seen before.
You just need to roll with it
as we roar with you...
Oh, what the fuck is that?
..and join in the anthem with pride.
Thought you were
coming in with something.
Adam. Adam.
Come on, it's your beat.
Caw!
Yeah. Caw!
Davide.
Caw!
Davide.
Caw!
Jamie.
Caw!
I'm in.
Caw!
Earlier, I left you
in the dressing room with the girls.
We've got quite a lot of you
that are sort of in the London area.
Yeah, we're not too far
from each other.
But the question
on everyone's lips is...
So it makes loads of sense
to either do... We could do...
I'm sick of you!
Why do you always fall over?
That was, like, slo-mo.
You know when it's just
happened already
and then you can't even
stop yourself?
Our Islanders are
a musical bunch, especially Dami.
That man has music
bursting out of every orifice.
Whoa.
What the fuck?!
What did you eat, an elephant?
Man, it's the mashed potato.
Indiyah said you're allowed to fart.
Yeah, if I have to do it, it's calm.
She doesn't want me to,
but I can do it.
That's quite a big step.
That is very big.
I'm still shy. I can't do it...
No way!
Dami, man, did you shit yourself?
No, it was just a fart, man.
Dami... Man, I'm stressed.
..every time.
Listen to this.
Dami...
Mmm!
Yeah, that's what happens.
Dami, go on.
Oh, what?!
Oh, no!
Well, there you go.
Now you've witnessed it.
Here's a clip
of Ekin-Su and Davide
doing what Ekin-Su does best.
Lying... in the sun.
Can you pass me the spray, please?
Hm? Spray.
Spray, babe.
Say "spray".
Spray...
Yeah.
..please. And you just didn't
give it to me.
I did spray.
Argh!
It was cream.
Cream.
Solar protection.
Solar protection.
Protection.
Grazie. Thank you.
Can I have it?
Fucking...
- Ekin...
- Don't piss me off.
..don't piss me off.
Shut up.
Enough, Ekin!
Now that's what
I call laying it on Factor 50!
Get a room, you two.
Well,
here we are at the set of the 2022
World Stare Out Championships,
live from our crucible of love -
the villa.
OK. Ready?
OK. Focus.
Get all your blinks out.
I don't need to blink.
I'm even giving you a head start.
OK. Three, two, one, go!
Watch closely,
as it'll all be over
in the blink of an eye.
And that's not a turn of phrase -
that's the actual rules.
It's burning.
You're losing, girl.
Go on, I know you wanna blink...
No.
Now you're going cross-eyed.
You're going cross-eyed, man.
You're fighting for your life.
OK, let's swap sides.
I wanna see if it's different.
Don't break the bed now.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
Three, two, one... Go.
Man, the fact that you're
already going cross-eyed, like...
My left eye.
Ah, no, my left eye. Oh-oh...
You blinked! No, I didn't. I didn't.
I literally... I-I-I-I...
I didn't. I'm not. I'm not.
It's not cool... If I was looking...
You literally...
You have three eyes.
DAMI WHIMPERS Wait, wait.
Just stay cool, just stay cool.
Dami, your eyes are watering!
I know. Oh, yes.
I nearly lost!
That was a good one!
I know, but my left eye
nearly gave me... gave me out.
I was even starting to cry!
OK, one more time in close.
Yeah, close up.
Three, two, one... Go.
INDIYAH INHALES SHARPLY Ow!
Your staring is, like,
burning into my eyes. Mmm.
You've got laser eyes, and you're
burning my eyes with your vision.
Which is why I've lost.
And if
your telly has been on the blink
for the last five minutes,
you've just missed a clip
of Dami and Indiyah in tears.
Time for another unseen clip.
Ant and Dec, watch out, because
Dami's proving himself to be
a game show host with the most.
It'll just be quick-fire questions.
I'll ask you guys,
who's the funniest?
Me.
Yeah, just point...
Um, who wears the trousers?
Me.
Damn!
Who's better in the kitchen?
Me.
You do not eat any real food!
DAMI SQUEALS Oh, my God!
Coco Pops and ketch...
You have a well-done steak.
Right, there we are.
You're never having
a sandwich ever again.
Who's more likely to get a tattoo...
You get her name on...
He's got all
of his exes' names on him.
Like, he's not...
Look at Dami's eyes!
Are you actually joking, man?
No, I've had... It's cursed, though.
So if I do get a name on...
As soon as I get a name on,
it'll ruin everything.
I'll get her name on if you
really want me to get her name on.
No. We're not doing that.
OK. Next question.
Who is more flirty on a night out?
Dami.
Really?
I'm a flirt, but until I came here,
I thought I was a flirt
until I fucking saw this guy!
I think you're maybe
an unintentional flirt.
Nothing unintentional about it.
But I don't know I'm flirting.
Are you joking?!
Apparently, he doesn't realise.
If I'm flirting,
it's not by accident.
But this guy flirts
with anyone that breathes.
Not anyone...
Actually, I do flirt with guys too.
"We're just friends."
Who's the better kisser?
Just point at me.
Just point at me, bro.
Do you know what? It's so...
Just point at me. Don't even...
Don't give them it. You don't need
to give them any answer.
No, it's fine...
Don't explain yourself.
This is what we mean.
Hm!
Like, he's good at kissing,
but would I say
he's the best kisser?
Keeping my mouth shut.
Let's do the same question
to you guys.
Who is the better kisser here?
It's me. Are you having me on?
Ooh! We'll scope it out
who's the better one. No.
Three seconds.
All you need is three seconds.
Just quickly,
and we can literally judge and see.
This is what I mean,
I'm a better kisser.
When it comes
to my views on the best kisser,
my lips are sealed, which is not
the greatest kissing technique!
Here's a seemingly innocuous clip
of some Islanders in the bedroom.
But...
Find out in a mo.
'Better'
by Sonny Fodera
This is
Love Island: Unseen Bits,
the show that bangs out
the best B-sides and rarities
from the villa of love.
Expect new releases...
..forgotten classics...
Was that you?
Mm-hm.
..and deeply orchestral
experimentation.
R-r-r-r-r-r-r!
R-r-r-r-r-r!
That's a crazy sound.
R-r-r-r-r-r r-r-r!
R-r-r-r-r-r-r!
Right, that's enough!
Stop it.
Enough!
R-r-r-r-r...
IAIN STIRLING Earlier,
we saw Gemma
about to leave the bedroom,
and we left you wondering...
No... No, Luca!
SHE CHUCKLES Luca!
BABIES CRYING What's that noise?
Is Ekin-Su
doing that creepy voice again?
Wait, what is that noise?
Oh, no, I forgot
it was the baby challenge.
Everybody has trouble
with their babies,
but here are some unseen clips
of Andrew being inventive.
He tried the old Lion King trick...
Oh, no, didn't like that,
didn't like that.
He tried a bit of intellectual
hothousing about housing...
All right, so this is what you do -
you're in a property with 'em.
You don't have to talk
too much, to be honest,
because, at the end of the day,
the property will sell itself.
SQUEAKS Oh.
..tried to soothe the baby
with some soothing techno...
All right,
how do we shut 'em up now?
..he tried a buggy dash
around the fire pit...
Go, Andrew!
Go.
Go on! Come on!
CHEERING Go on, son!
..but in the end, all it took
was a classic Love Island coupling
around the fire pit
to make their babies happy.
Irene would like
to couple up with Leo
because the dad seems more trusty.
Trusty! She doesn't trust...
She doesn't trust Adam.
Hey, let's go, Leo.
Let's go, Leo.
Have a kiss.
Kiss, a kiss.
Mwah. Hey!
Now it's time for the Hideaway.
I look forward to seeing
Leo and Irene on Love Island 2042.
Dami and Indiyah
were marching to the beat
of their own drum... section.
Whoo! Woo-hoo.
Yes! Whoo!
And here's some little snippets
you didn't see.
I feel like I fit the image
and the table very well.
Yeah, you're like the emoji.
Literally. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is that a wasp?
Yeah, it's OK, just don't move.
Dami...
It's OK. Just don't move.
All right.
Don't move.
Can you please
stop interrupting my date?
So, yeah,
when you come to Ireland...
I think I might be
pleasantly surprised, cos honestly,
when I think about Ireland, I just
think about farms, sheeps, cows...
You need to stop this.
..greenery...
Stop, stop that. Stop disrespecting
where I come from.
No shopping centre.
But, you know, no disrespect.
There's a lot of disrespect there.
There's more than that.
And you have a lovely Irish accent.
Sometimes. I switch it up.
Especially when you say "tree".
Tree.
Man, leave me alone.
That's just how you say it.
Three. Tree.
No, it's three.
Tree.
Three. OK, I'm not gonna argue
about it. It's fine.
We're not going to.
On the outside, we'll really see
if you're as thoughtful as you say
you are. Because obviously...
"As tough"?
As "toughtful". "Toughtful".
"Toffle"?
"Tought-ful".
Thoughtful!
It's that accent of yours again.
"Toughtful".
Is it not right? "Toughtful"?
That actually sounds so bad.
"Toughtful".
"Toughtful". Whatever.
When I'm with you, like,
it's just me and you.
You know? And you make me feel safe.
Especially when there's wasps
around.
Yeah, I try my best.
No, you do.
I had a good day.
Mm-hm.
Can we get those drums back
to drown out this sloppy snogging,
please?
I've taken off most of your make-up,
I'm so sorry.
Oh, and a rolled-up newspaper
to deal with the wasps.
While Dami and Indiyah were out
soaking up the Spanish culture,
the girls got a message
about a secret mission.
Fuck off! Wait, what? Don't.
What is it? Ekin!
What is it?
Ekin! Ekin!
Listen carefully.
Listen to this, it's a long one.
Oh, I'll fucking smash this.
Wait for it.
"Ekin-Su" - so, me -
"spill a cup of water
all over yourself,
"but blame Andrew and have
a dramatic meltdown over it."
Oh, that is so well suited to you.
"Paige, get Luca to guard the loo
whilst you pretend to poo."
Are you joking?!
He won't have it.
"Tasha, tell Adam that you
are about to embark on a world tour
"when you leave the villa, as one
of Britney Spears' backing dancers."
Oh, shit.
"Gemma, you will have to
tell all the boys
"that Gemma has lost her necklace
"and get all the boys
to look for it."
Oh, shit.
I'm gonna have to take it off.
"You must not let the boys know
what you're doing..."
This is insane.
This is insane.
"or you will fail your challenge."
We'll nail this.
I'm buzzing.
Girl code, let's go.
The girls
are primed and ready for action.
Ekin-Su needs to spill
a glass of water and blame Andrew.
Being a professional actress
and notorious "li-ar",
this should be a piece of cake.
You all right, guys? Can I join you?
Yeah, course you can.
What the fuck?!
Fucking hell, Ekin!
What the fuck are you doing?!
What? Are you actually having me on?
Why have you fucking spilled water
on me?
It's not fucking funny!
It's not fucking funny,
for fuck's sake!
I've been stung by a bee, and you
fucking... No, I ain't having this.
Ekin...
Fuck off, Andrew.
Is she actually having me on?
I didn't even touch her.
You've pissed me off.
Ekin, are you joking?
She did it to herself.
She came over and, like, fell.
I didn't even touch her!
I was going to do it very casually,
but I actually slipped.
You actually can't be serious.
Andrew, I would probably just
leave it for now. Let her cool down.
I think it worked. It worked.
So now, it's Paige's turn.
Time for number two.
Bad turn of phrase.
But can she convince Luca
to be her loo guard?
No, I won't.
Shh! Girl code.
Nobody knows what's going on today.
What are you doing, Luca?
Weirdo.
Thanks, Luca. You're the best.
You just gonna pretend
to stay there now,
so it doesn't look obvious?
Thank you!
It is what it is!
I'd give it
five minutes, as they say.
You can stay there, Luca.
I'm just popping to the loo myself.
Its time folks for the final Unseen Bits
of the series.
It's gonna be totes emosh.
It's been a classic series
full of bad behaviour.
Are you taking the piss?
I'm so sorry.
Awful. Oh, fuck me,
what have you eaten? That stinks!
Has she done one? That fucking
stinks. What did you just eat?
I ate...
can't smell it.
..everything you could ever imagine
tonight.
She literally ate
the entire kitchen then.
There's been pointless fights...
Oh, my God, he's on your face! Ah!
Whoa, what the fuck?!
Why is it following you?
Why are you attacking me, man?
It's literally on your bum now.
..but we're still full of surprises.
Aw!
How the hell did you fit?
That was actually really hard.
And before we go any further,
the girls still have to complete
their secret mission.
Next secret agent is Tasha,
who must convince Adam
that she is about to embark
on a Britney world tour.
Yeah, I mean, I dunno,
like, I need some advice
because I literally
just found out today
that I've booked, like,
a sick tour for dancing.
What does that entail?
Have you got to go away or summat?
Yeah, I've got to go,
it's a world tour. World tour?
Yeah. It's like, this is gonna be
my biggest job yet.
And you're never gonna guess
who it is. Who?
Britney Spears.
Are you joking?
No. I swear.
Britney Spears?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Got to go for it, haven't you?
Thanks, Adam.
I feel like I got Adam
reeled in on that hook.
I love it, I love this!
Final mission
is to convince the boys
that Gemma's necklace is missing,
and they must hunt for it.
Girls.
What?
I fucking lost my necklace.
Did you take it off? I literally,
I've not taken it off once.
What the actual fuck?
Oh, Gemma. Is it expensive?
Gemma's stressing, Luca,
you'd better...
Have you seen... Like, she literally
never takes her necklace off,
and she literally does not know
where she's put it.
Yeah, we'll go look inside.
Yeah, we'll look inside,
you look outside.
Well done, girls,
I think you totally
pulled the wool over their eyes.
I can't find it.
Are these girls serious today?
Yeah.
There's something wrong with you.
These girls are terrible.
Oh...
They're pulling pranks.
We know.
It's cringy how bad it is!
I'll be honest, Ekin did have me.
But I did look around,
I looked at Adam and Paige, I said,
"This has got to be a prank."
Well, you're not fucking looking...
Are you taking the piss?
What the fuck?
Why are you laughing? Luca, it's...
You haven't lost it, Gem.
Yes, she has.
Is it round my neck?
You've taken it off in the shower
or something, go have a look.
She was good at acting.
Luca being in bed
fuelled that anger in you.
Yeah. Like, you should be looking,
regardless.
Right.
I've clocked on what's going on.
Since Paige tried to get me
to sit in front of the toilet.
I said, "This is a joke."
They are taking the piss. Yes.
I think Luca and maybe a few
of the other boys sort of caught on.
I've got a text!
Wahey!
"Islanders,
today the girls were given
"various undercover assignments.
"If they completed their undercover
task, they would win a prize.
"While some of the girls succeeded,
"overall, you've failed,
and have not completed your mission.
"#MissionWaslmpossible, #EpicFail."
Unlucky, girls.
I'd have thought
they'd have done better
on account of having
such a strong bond.
Here's an unseen clip of Dami
expressing opinions
that will get our vegan viewers'
pulses racing.
Not gonna lie, the only thing
I found out, Lacey's a vegan.
Oh, yeah, she told me last night.
If you're dating
a girl that's vegan,
you don't have to be vegan.
Yeah, but I don't know...
If I was vegan,
you wouldn't talk to me?
Not that I wouldn't talk to you,
but I feel like we can't
really enjoy fully...
We can't enjoy foods together
cos we like different things.
Food is a big thing, man.
Thank God you like food.
Yeah, I do like food, to be fair.
But if I was vegan, you'd still...
I'd still speak to you, yeah.
And I'd still be able
to make you breakfast.
This is like you asking me,
"If I was an ant or an insect,
"would I still be with you?"
No, it's not!
That's what it feels like!
Would you be with me
if I was an ant?
No, that one I draw the line. You
wouldn't be with me if I was an ant?
I'd keep you in an ant jar
or something,
but I wouldn't be with you.
Why would I be with an ant?
Would you be with me
if I was an ant?
If it was me,
and someone cast a spell on me
and I turned into an ant?
Yeah, yeah.
I'll try and find the person
that cast a spell on you
and get them to redo it, return it.
My uncle's been
with my aunt for 30 years,
and as far as I know,
he doesn't keep her in a jar.
Jamie and Danica.
..the full-time whistle was blown
on Jamie and Danica.
Danica may be small,
but she left a big impression.
Hey, boys.
She danced
her way in.
She danced during her stay.
Back, back, back. And speed up.
And she danced
on her way out.
For one final time
in 2022, it's...
Oh, howay, then.
Yeah, what's today about?
I asked the Islanders
for their go-to dance moves.
The thing is,
I'm not that much of a good dancer.
I like dancing with a little bit
of liquid confidence.
All right, let's get to it.
I don't know,
I've got the movement whatever this,
but do you mean that movement?
You best believe, I'm pulling out...
I can make horses dance,
but when it comes to me
actually dancing,
that's a different story.
It's like a figure of eight,
you just go free with it,
like, shake your hair about.
So, I could dance like a horse,
like, I could do dressage.
I'm just here, and I'm here,
and I'm here, and I'm here,
and I stay in my lane.
You know,
it's all about the grooving,
what you want to let your body do.
You just have to feel the music.
Don't need any arms coming out here.
That's not in our lane.
We just keep it close,
keep it tight.
Yeah, it goes like that.
I think I can only twerk
my left bum-cheek.
It's like when you shake the ass.
But I don't twerk.
I know I know what I'm good at,
and I leave that one to Nicki Minaj.
Can you see, this is too high?
There you go, there's my dance move.
So, if I just wanted to dance
and blend in,
I'd just give it a little,
just like...
Just two-stepping.
Slide to the left.
Slide to the right.
But that's just boring,
like, everyone can do that.
Like this.
This is the chick-pidge,
which means this is
a chicken and a pigeon,
and this is it.
I got this one, but you know.
Ah!
Cha! Cha-cha!
I give you
the one and only...
Cue big emotional track.
Clue slo-mo, and cue
nearly-end-of-series montage 2022.
Look at my toes.
Here we go!
But I'm hungry.
Hey, girls.
Is there anyone in the villa?
It's Adam Collard! Oh, my God!
Those eyes! Now I'm crumbling.
Shit! Oh, no!
Boo!
Oh, my fuck!
It's on your back!
Where is it?
It's a lizard!
Oh!
Get it away!
You are a liar, actress...
I'm not attacking you.
She's got the fucking
yellow beanbag.
The yellow beanbag
causes drama.
Wowzeroonie!
You actually gonna take that risk?
Wait, what's the cost?
Drama.
Drama llama!
It is what it is.
Until it isn't.
May the best heartbreaker win.
Fuckin' hell.
That bloody yellow beanbag,
I hate it!
- OK...
- And the drama!
Please stop doing that.
I can sound like a man
as well.
You're disgusting.
I picked a girl's nose before.
And you ate it? Yeah, yeah.
Don't put me off with your face.
Ah-h-h-h!
Is it cheating
if you slept with a robot?
It's no different to a dildo.
Fantastic Four!
Island...
How do you say it again?
Islander. Islander.
Icelanders.
Love Island, baby!
Do you reckon you'll be my Romeo?
I don't know.
Well, that was awkward.
And while it seems
like the love bug
had worked its magic
for another year...
'I Want To Know What Love Is'
by Foreigner
..there's one Islander who has been
alone and unloved all summer.
Fucking yellow beanbag.
I've kind of given up now
with the yellow beanbag.
It's pissed me right off now.
Babe, I'm burning it on the fire pit
with everyone doing a ritual.
Until now.
It's not finished yet,
the yellow beanbag.
So feast your eyes on this selection
of revealing outtakes
of the yellow beanbag's first date.
It's been emotional, guys.
Thanks for watching
Love Island: Unseen Bits.