Love Island (2015–…): Season 8, Episode 6 - Unseen Bits 1 - full transcript
Unseen Bits is back with another jam-packed show full of exclusives - join Iain Stirling as he shows you the Islanders as you've never seen them before.
IAIN STIRLING: 'We're back,
so expect the unexpected.'
Oh, my God!
Catch!
'Each week,
we'll burst onto your screens
'with the most exclusive
unseen footage
'from the last seven days
in Mallorca's villa of love.'
# I am with Pai-ai-aige
# Trying to get lai-ai-aid. #
LAUGHTER
'From fish flops...'
Oh, my God.
'..to horsey bants.'
Dancing horses.
What, horses that dance?
Are you taking the piss?
'First class flirting...'
Look at my toes.
Here we go.
LAUGHTER
'..a little bit of farting...'
FART, LAUGHTER
'..and some strange Italian pants.'
GRUNTING
Like, what?
'This is...'
GASPS
Oh, my God.
'..your weekly fix
of fun in the sun.
'It's Love Island: Unseen Bits.'
LAUGHTER
Stop, stop it!
'Welcome to Love Island:
Unseen Bits.
'By now, the Islanders have been
in the villa for over six days,
'and our cameras have filmed
over 144 hours of their antics.
'But you've just seen
around six of them,
'so let me put that right.
'I've been trawling
the edit suites,
'finding hidden gems
sure to make you scream...'
SCREAMS
Good catch.
What is that?
SCREAMS
Jesus!
'..yell...'
Oh!
I'm so sorry.
'..and move.'
LAUGHTER
'So, saddle up
like one of Gemma's stallions -
'not the Italian one,
one of the dancing ones -
'for an hour of unmissable
unseen moments from Mallorca.'
'We started the week
with our Islanders
'flouting Spanish seatbelt laws.
'The bosses at ITV spent a fortune
on fancy drones
'and high-tech cameras for all this,
'and they told me they wanted to get
their money's worth out of it.
'And here at Unseen Bits,
no slo-mo goes unwasted,
'so it's time to say,
"Cue the gratuitous slo-mo!" '
# Can we take it back to summer
# Where I remember running away
# Take me back
To where love goes... #
MUSIC SLOWS DOWN
'Oi! Get out of the shot
and go and fetch the Whitmore.'
# Can we take it back to summer
# Where I remember, I remember... #
Hello, girls, how are you?
ALL: Hi!
Oh, wow!
Welcome.
We asked the public to play Cupid.
Oh, my God.
You're not happy?
No, absolutely not.
I can't see any good in this.
'Gemma, I can. We'll get loads
of amazing telly out of it.'
Are you ready to meet our first boy?
ALL: Yes.
'Now, this was always gonna be
an awkward situation,
'so I've dusted off my handy gadget,
the honest subtitler...'
How are you doing?
'..which gives you lucky devils
an unseen exclusive peek
'at what was really going through
the Islanders' minds
'when they were coupling up.
'First up was Dublin Dami
and nanny Amber.'
Amber, are you happy
with the public's decision?
I suppose we'll see.
'Next was student Liam
and horse lover Gemma.'
Gemma.
APPLAUSE
Nice to meet you.
Yeah, I'm good, are you?
Good.
'Next, Ikenna is coupled
with Indiyah.'
Indiyah.
Hi, Andrew.
Hello.
'Estate agent Andrew is with Tasha.'
Happy?
Very happy.
Feel like he's a bit of me.
Andrew?
Yeah, very happy.
Andrew's very happy. OK, very good.
'Finally, fishmonger Luca
netted paramedic Paige.'
Hi, you all right?
You OK? Yeah.
Was Luca worth the wait?
We will soon see.
OK.
'Wow, what an insight.
'It's almost as though
those subtitles
'were written a few days later,
'once we knew what they were
really thinking.'
'Then the Islanders settled down
'for some of those awkward
getting-to-know-you chats,
'and I've handpicked
some unseen exclusive bits
'devised to make your toes curl.'
Look at my toes.
Are you sure you want me to do that?
No, honestly.
Honestly.
I had to show off.
Oh, did you get them painted?
I got them done.
That's cute, why didn't you get
a topcoat on your fingers?
A what? My fingers are all right.
Your fingers are nice.
But how come you didn't get
a topcoat on your fingers, too?
But it looks good.
I don't know, I just thought
it'd look a bit too shiny.
It looks good, though.
Let me see your fingers.
I've got a French tip.
Is it? What does that mean?
French tip.
Why is that French?
I actually don't know
why it's called French tip.
HE LAUGHS
But the tips are just white,
so they call it French tip.
Is it? Shall we compare our hands?
Oh, here we go.
Oh!
Here we go! Here we go.
Chill, chill, chill.
What do you do?
So, I'm an international
dressage rider.
You're gonna say you don't know
what that is, aren't you?
Yeah, I might struggle with
that one, like. International...
Dressage rider.
Dress?
Dancing horses.
What are you...
What do you mean, dancing horses?
Are you taking the piss?
Dancing horses?
Have you not seen, like, horses...
Like... dancing horses.
What, horses that dance?
Yeah, that I make dance.
You make horses dance?
Yeah.
You mean proper dance, like
giving a bit to a song and stuff?
What do you mean?
Yeah. No, so...
SHE LAUGHS
Do people think you're American
sometimes?
Yeah, sometimes.
Why?
I don't know,
it's cos of my accent.
But you know, I can do an Irish
accent as well. Go on, do it.
IRISH ACCENT: You all right there?
Do you want a go, do ye?
SHE LAUGHS
You want a fight, do ye?
Do you want a fight?
Good one. Tirty-one, tirty-two,
tirty-tree!
LAUGHTER
'Why is an Irishman doing
a bad impression of an Irish accent
'to try and impress a woman?
I wonder if the ladies like that?
'If I tried to do
an "och wee" Scottish accent?
'Och, aye, the noo!
There you go, sex on a stick.
'No, it doesn't work, it's awful.
'After all those deeply insightful
icebreaking chats,
'Liam thought Gemma
was horsing around.
'Well, she was, kinda.'
How did your chat go?
Yeah, good. She's a good girl, like.
What does she do?
She dances horses.
Dances horses?
What, does she dress them up
and stuff?
I think she just jumps on them
and tells them to dance and stuff.
They just dance, yeah.
I'm picturing in my head,
doing the robot and stuff.
LAUGHTER
Like one is doing breakdancing.
LAUGHTER
Yeah, it's a bit mad, innit?
She must be bloody good at it.
Yeah.
She must do it at a high level.
Mate, she ain't gonna be no BTEC,
innit? Yeah, fact.
'The moon is high in the sky
and romance is in the air.
'In this exclusive scene,
'Ikenna has finally
built up the courage
'to ask Indiyah
that all-important question.'
Isn't that where the sun was?
I don't know.
The things you come up with.
No! Do you not think, though...
The sun rises on this side,
and then it will set over there.
And why would the moon
be on that side?
Because the sun and the moon
are two different things.
So, when the sun goes to sleep,
the moon comes out,
so the sun is probably, like,
on the other side of the earth
right now,
and then the moon is over here.
Yeah, I know that. But why, wait...
But no,
the sun dropped on that side.
Yeah, because it's set now,
it's gone.
It's gone to bed.
No, I'm lost.
The moon should be on that side,
though.
Because the sun...
No, the moon's gonna finish
on that side.
I don't know what time it is,
but it's just come out.
Just came out, OK.
So he needs to move over there,
and then when he's moved
over there... Oh, I get you.
..the sun will come back around
over here.
Is that what you learn
with horoscopes?
No, I just...
I just went to school.
LAUGHTER
'Just style it out, Indiyah.
'This is a man who obviously
spends too much time
'looking at his
questionable footwear
'instead of looking up at the stars.
'Remember the good old days of love,
before sexting,
'before sliding into someone's DMs,
'before you had to
go on a reality show
'to find the woman of your dreams?
'No, I don't, either.
'But Luca does,
and he's only 23 years old.'
I would definitely rather go back,
like 30 years, mate,
you had to have no phones and graft.
Yeah, 100%.
I would happily, 100%,
rather meet a girl on the street.
It's changed, mate, it's changed.
You used to have to graft.
It literally...
This day and age,...
Mate, I can't do the phone bit,
that's what lets me down.
I can't do the texting.
I'm not a texter.
I get bored very quickly texting.
Come on, you've all got
chat-up lines.
I don't think I have one.
I just freestyle it.
My one, my one
has never failed, never.
What is it?
Right, do you like raisins?
Like the food?
Do you like raisins? No.
No? How do you feel about a date,
though?
Hmm. That's cringe.
I mean...
Oh, my God! Get out of here.
I had to pull it back a bit.
Do you like raisins?
I don't get it, I don't get it.
How do you feel about a date,
though? I don't get it.
You're not gonna give her raisins
on a date, is it?
So a raisin is similar to a date,
isn't it?
What's a raisin? Raisins and dates
are, like, the same thing.
The food?
Yeah.
So, they're, like, similar.
Oh! That's hard!
LAUGHTER
I just got it, I just got it!
'This conversation is more nuts
than raisins, if you ask me.
'So, Luca, what fish do you sell?'
I sell cod, scampi, mussels,
oysters, clams, Dover sole,
plaice, bass, turbot,
anything you want in the sea,
I'll get you.
'Break time now,
'but I'll leave you with this
perplexing question.
'Can Luca Bish catch fish?'
# When you think you've done enough
Can you love me harder
# Cos you know I need that... #
IAIN: 'Welcome back
to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
'The show that gives you
the opportunity
'to see all the silly things
the Islanders got up to
'during their first week
in the villa.
'With bumps in the night...'
BANG
'..the wondrous sound of nature...'
FARTS
LAUGHTER
Whoa!
What the fuck?!
Bro. Yo.
You know when you fart, yeah...
I don't produce that.
'..and rare animal sightings.'
What made you go for
little blonde sides?
Little skunky-monkeys.
I don't know, you know.
Skunky-monkeys?
Skunk stripes, skunky-monkeys.
'It never ceases to amaze me
'how quickly they forget
they're on the telly.
'So, before the break,
Luca showed his knowledge of fish,
'but I'm sure the question
on everyone's lips is,
'is he a good catch?'
Erm, nah, not really.
I'm not great at catching fish,
unfortunately.
Might be seeing me
wandering the villa at night
in the pool, with my little rod out.
'I can see him now,
his little hat and rod,
'sitting by the pool
like a garden gnome.
'Italian culture has made a major
contribution to British life.
'Cornettos, Dolmio...
alphabet spaghetti.
'It's a long list, and this week,
we added one "amore" name to it.'
Did anyone order an Italian snack?
'And it wasn't long
before the Italian Stallion
'was engaging in a bit
of flirty horseplay,
'with a game of truth or dare.'
Who wants to play
a really fun game of dares?
ALL CHEERING
'Here's some unseen dares
that you didn't get to see.'
"Impersonate your spirit animal."
What's a spirit animal?
I'm trying to think.
Luca, Luca, you're a fish.
What noise is that?
SQUEAKS
LAUGHTER
I don't know what I'm doing.
Just like a chicken or something?
Yeah, go for it.
CLUCKS LIKE A CHICKEN
LAUGHTER
Why did I get that?
"Describe each Islander
in one word."
Easy-peasy.
So, sassy.
Ooh.
Love it.
Erm... Positive.
RBF.
Resting bitch face.
LAUGHTER
Sorry. In all the nicest ways!
Miaow!
Wow.
SHE LAUGHS
RBF.
Right, not beating around the bush,
Gemma has a resting bitch face.
But it's not even a bad thing,
cos she looks hella good with one.
It just suits her
and her personality.
So I wouldn't take it
as a bad thing.
I told her it wasn't a bad thing,
anyway.
You know, just one of those things.
"Give a sensual massage
to an Islander of your choice."
That's not bad, though.
Yeah, it's not bad.
I'll give you a back...
My back?
How long? As long as you want, mate.
You can be there all night.
All night!
LAUGHTER
"Kiss the Islanders..." Island-ERS.
Oh!
Islander!
Island-ERS!
Karma was listening to you.
It's plural, bro.
"..that you find most attractive."
Shit, boy.
Oh!
Ah!
I mean, the dare was to, like, just
kiss anyone you found attractive,
and to be fair, all the girls
in the villa are attractive.
Oh, my God, stop.
# I'm onto you, yeah, you
I'm not your number one
# I saw you with her
Kissing and having fun... #
So, yeah, I just did
what it said on the tin.
'I'd call that bending the rules,
Liam.'
# Ciao, adios, I'm done. #
'Rule one of Love Island -
get dressed up every night,
'but hang around the kitchen
eating crisps.
'Rule two - if you feel cold,
'a massive cushion
will always keep you warm.
'And rule three - remember the names
of your fellow Islanders.'
# He all about his business and his
Name ain't none of your business. #
Run through the names with me now,
quickly,
cos I literally still
can't get them down.
You can't remember the names still?
Just two.
Indiyah, Paige, Gemma...
Tamara? What's her name?
Tasha.
Why have I got Tamara?
But also, Amber and Georgia.
Is it? Wait, is it Georgia?
Is that her name?
Sometimes I almost forget
Tasha's name, you know.
I don't know.
Is it Natasha, or is it just...
Tasha.
I think it's Natasha, yeah.
How do you say his name?
Davide? David-a?
Andreas, right, Andreas in the...
Who's Andreas?
I... How do you call him?
Davide.
Tasha. Tash.
Tasha, they're calling you.
Yeah, it is.
Gemma. Gemma.
Andrew. Andrew.
Yeah, Andrew and, erm, Tasha.
Davide, OK.
Huh? Andrew's personality.
Who's Andrew?
LAUGHTER
'And in case any of you
were in any doubt,
'my name is Lian... No, Iain. Iron.
'Ah, you've made me
forget my own name now.'
'Here on Unseen Bits,
we pride ourselves
'on unearthing the Islanders'
juiciest secrets
'and spilling the tea
on the best gossip,
'like this jaw-dropping revelation
from Tasha.'
Yeah. Literally, I take the quickest
showers. I'm in and out.
Are you?
Yeah.
It depends if you need a shave
and all that.
Obviously, yeah, if I'm shaving...
And I feel like I need to always
shave now, cos, like...
Is it just me, but I feel like my
hair grows really quick in the sun.
Oh, 100%. And mine's dark as well.
I'm like, can we not?
I don't want a guy to be
touching my leg and it's like...
Yeah, I don't want to risk it.
Do you reckon I need to shave mine?
Yeah? I just hate it.
I'm like, "Don't touch it!
Don't touch my leg!"
It cringes me out.
THEY LAUGH
And normally, I always wear socks
to bed as well.
Do you?
Yeah, like, slipper socks.
I didn't bring any cos I was like,
it's gonna be warm,
I'm not gonna need slipper socks
in Love Island, surely.
And I didn't wear any last night
and he was trying to play footsies
and I was like, "I've not
got socks on. I wanna die!"
I need to be at least ten dates in
for my feet to be touching yours.
Like, come on, that's so intimate.
I was looking at the boys' toes
earlier, randomly. Were you?
Yeah. They're all fine.
Just, like, had a moment of, like,
I haven't seen their toes yet.
I just needed to see if they were
up to shape. Oh, my gosh.
I don't like grungy toes.
Grungy toes freaks me out a bit.
PAIGE LAUGHS
Stop. Stop it.
What about them freaks you out?
LAUGHTER
I don't know, like, they were fine.
Luca has got, like, a bruise
on one of his toenails.
I was like...
That can't put you off,
that will grow out, surely!
No, it didn't.
It will grow out!
Just, like,
where's the bruise come from?
'Paige, you're a paramedic,
you should be in there fixing it,
'not laughing at poor wee Luca
and his poor wee toe.'
'We like to see all the Islanders
making a splash,
'so here's an unseen pool clip
of a lilo race,
'as narrated by commentators
Tasha and Indiyah.'
So, three, two, one, go!
'I hope no-one gets a puncture.'
SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT
Ikenna can't swim
cos he just has to walk.
It was like Hulk in the water.
Come on, come on, come on!
Davide, come on! What are you doing?
What are you doing?
To be fair,
Davide surprised me with swimming.
Yeah, he's a really good swimmer.
But do you know what?
I'm not surprised cos he's always
in that water. Yeah, true.
He's always...
He's Aquaman. Yeah!
Go on, Liam!
The boys were like, "No, we have to
win this." I was like...
They need to take it down a notch
because they're so competitive.
They need to chill out.
Like, chill out.
Go on, keep going! Come on!
CHEERING
Gemma and her cute little legs.
Yeah. But she was going fast.
She was really fast, yeah.
Go on, Gemma!
And then I was dying at Indiyah
in the lilo.
Like, I had it all planned out
in my head, I was like,
"Yeah, I'm gonna win this race!"
I got on... Why wasn't I moving?
Indiyah, go! Go!
SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT
Like, I was kicking, paddling,
paddling. I was not moving!
I think I brought some personality
to the races, you know,
splashing everywhere,
not really making an impact.
Go, go, go!
Absolute...
Yeah, it was chaotic.
We still won. Whoo!
CHEERING
Campeones!
IAIN: 'I guess the only winner here
is the noble sport of lilo racing.
'Luca, take a bow, son.'
'Next up, check out this unexpected
unseen action.'
Girls, I just found a grey hair.
No way.
Genuine. Look.
Look how it just starts going...
Three days in here and you've got...
That's the amount of stress
I'm under.
How old are you?
24, hon.
This is what happens
when you get into your 20s.
They say if you pull it,
you'll get three in the same place.
So think wisely what you want to do.
Oh, that's going.
Or just rip it out.
Are you mad? That will hurt.
So will plucking it.
No, I'm gonna cut it.
It's only one, right?
Gal, it's one at the top of my head.
Do you want me to yank it for you?
Go on, then.
Just that one, though,
don't pull any other ones out.
Like, "You bitch!"
Yeah, just get one.
Oh, my God, it's grey at the root
and then it's black. It's quite
cool. I like it.
Erm... you try having
a random grey hair.
Right, you want to get rid of her.
Do you want to say any last words?
Farewell, don't fucking come back.
No more, please.
Ready?
Wish me all the best in life.
Three, two, one...
Ow.
LAUGHTER
Aw.
Just have a good look.
Look at that.
Eurgh!
That's mad, isn't it?
That's crazy.
How it just stops.
Like, not even a gradual change of
colour, just black and then white.
That's quite cool.
I don't think it's cool, personally.
I think it's depressing.
'Time for a break, but stick around
for more unseen bits.
'If you don't,
they will remain unseen forever,
'and no-one wants that.'
'Welcome back
to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
'The show where we bring you
exclusive unseen clips...
'..with all the moves you
want to see...'
CHEERING
LAUGHTER
'..and all the moves you don't.'
This is wonky.
Your name?
No, not mine, hers.
Hers?
Her name.
Because it's getting moved, mate.
LAUGHTER
'And in the end, Gemma's bed
was made for her...'
Gemma.
'..when she was Davide's top pick.
'However...
'here's an exclusive unseen clip.'
Now we can, because a second before,
I didn't have it,
and then I go, so...
Hairdryer upstairs.
Better.
'OK, here's a question for you.
'How many boys does it take
to make a cup of tea?
'And here's your answer.'
Amber, what do you think
about these glasses?
Oh, they're cute.
I feel like that finishes the vibe.
Do you want any drinks, any of you?
A cup of tea, please.
Tea.
Peppermint, please.
Peppermint. Anything else?
Actually, can I have water, please?
Tea, water, peppermint tea.
Thank you.
Thank you.
So, what was it? Two coffees.
I'll do the water.
That was cute of them.
Tea, coffee, water?
Does anyone know how to make coffee?
No.
Are we just, like, guessing it?
Do you put the spoon in first
or after?
What do you mean, the spoon?
The one spoonful.
Do you put the water in first
or the coffee? The coffee first.
Hang on, did you ask preference?
Like it strong, weak?
Are you winding me up?
Just try, man.
See what they say, innit?
Girls always like it creamy, man.
Luca, do that little love heart
thing, man. That's what you do.
Right, we've done one coffee.
Does she want coffee?
I don't remember,
but that's a coffee, innit?
I thought she wanted tea.
She wants tea, man.
Someone wanted a coffee,
didn't they? Yeah, one person.
Gemma wanted a coffee as well.
No, she never.
I'm pretty sure she said coffee.
We've definitely done
the right thing
in bringing milk up, haven't we?
Yeah, man, tactical.
What sort of milk is it?
I don't know.
Full-fat, semi-skimmed?
I'm ready to go, get my cuppa.
Right, don't judge,
this is the first time.
Aw.
Is that my tea?
Yeah, yeah.
Has it got milk in it?
Erm...
Did someone ask for a coffee?
Someone asked for a coffee.
Is this a stirrer
or is this a bottle-cleaner?
'There's your drinks orders, ladies.
'A decaf water, three teas
'and a coffee with a wire
stuck in it. Enjoy (!)'
# Hold on
# My body's pumping
All night long...#
'If you ever wanted to know
'what the Italian is
for panting and groaning,
'here's Davide in the gym
with a beginner's guide.'
Go on, Davide.
Supporting.
Yeah. It's annoying.
They need to cut that tree down,
so the girls can watch you.
Yeah.
Nice idea, bro.
GRUNTS
PANTS
You like the gym here?
Yeah.
I'm waiting for Gemma. I want to do
some workouts with her.
Together? Yeah, good idea.
Does she work out, then? Yeah,
she told me she goes often gym.
Four times a week.
Let's see, let's see
if she can keep up with you, then.
I went to check on her.
Hello, babe. Did you see Gemma?
I don't know where she is.
Is there any fruit salad?
Mango.
Will you eat a whole mango?
No.
OK, can I have some mango?
Yeah, of course.
Morning, Gemma. Are you OK?
Morning.
Would you like to work out?
Work out?
Yeah.
I was just gonna have some mango.
I'll work out later.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
OK, later I'll do another one, then.
We'll do it together, OK? OK.
He just asked me to go to the gym.
I was, like, "Oh, Jesus. Really?"
Not even had breakfast yet.
Oh, my God.
'Bad luck, Davide.
'I think Gemma is looking for a
boyfriend, not a personal trainer.
'Although I'd be interested
in joining you
'if you could do something about
that weird grunt thing you do.
'Love Island has a peculiar power
to shape the nation's conversation,
'to make people talk about things
that no other TV show can discuss.
'Love, relationships.
'And...
'comfortable fish-shaped footwear.'
Oh, my God. What are these shoes?
I've never seen something like that.
Do you like fish, Davide?
Yeah.
Oh, my gosh, I can't believe
you're actually wearing them.
Giving you the ick a bit?
They're not even giving me the ick,
and that's the worst thing about it.
Get in there!
Do you know what I call them
as well?
What?
Fish-flops.
Fish-flops?
Not flip-flops, fish-flops.
Liam is getting blisters,
so I thought
I had to whip out the fish-flops.
How come Liam having blisters
has anything to do with it?
Because he was borrowing my sliders.
So I had these as back-up.
Lucky I did, didn't I?
It could be worse, to be fair.
Exactly.
They're not the vibe, though.
You should definitely
get your sliders back.
Are you telling me off?
Telling me what I can
and can't wear?
You can wear them
to your heart's content,
but there might just be less
spooning time with it.
I'm not gonna have them on in bed.
Hopefully not! All right, fine.
Stop. You're too much.
Huh?
You're too much.
'At least if your feet smell,
you can just blame the soles!
'Earlier this week, our Islanders
got stuck in the airport,
'but this didn't mean long delays,
it meant saucy secrets.'
Whoo!
'And this is the extra baggage
you didn't get to see.'
"This boy got caught by the police
whilst having sex in a car."
Damn!
CHEERING
WHOOPING
Yeah, Paige is a good kisser,
to be honest.
Yeah, happy with that.
Oh, my God. Stop.
Are you having me on?
Davide? Are you joking?
So, yeah,
I was having sex in my car.
When they stopped near our car,
I was, like,
"Wow, now what do we do?"
They probably understood
what we were doing.
It is what it is.
Ladies! What's happening?
This girl eats lumps
of Parmesan cheese for breakfast.
What?
I tried to go for a snog.
But obviously, Gemma is a bit PG.
CHEERING
I love cheese. It's mouthwatering.
"This boy's favourite sex position
is the speed bump."
What's speed bump?
# Shut up and drive... #
CHEERING
ALL: Demonstration!
OK.
Her bum is a speed bump.
APPLAUSE
Yeah, you all gotta try it.
That one there. Pfft!
I'll do a proper one
in the Hideaway.
LAUGHTER
I'm more of a missionary,
legs-up girl,
but we can work with the speed bump.
CHEERING
'One question, Ikenna.
'Do you have to empty your pockets
'and put your shoes on a belt in
a big plastic tray before you do...
'the speed bump?
Asking for a friend.
'Time to give you lot at home
the chance to win an epic £50,000,
'plus, start planning
that dream holiday,
'as you could be jetting off
on the trip of a lifetime.
'Yep, courtesy of Vibe
by Jet2 Holidays,
'you'll be getting up to £6,000
to book a fantastic holiday,
'and you can take five pals along.
'Plus, you will have two years
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'Don't forget, there's that tax-free
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'For your chance to win the lot,
there's no grafting involved.
'Just...'
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# You're such a sweet talker... #
IAIN: 'Welcome back
to Unseen Bits...'
# Tell me where are you now
Where are you now
# A sweet talker. #
'..where, yeah, you guessed it,
'I've got some more exclusive
Unseen Bits for you.
'The cool...'
If you could freeze yourself,
right, to preserve...
to preserve your life...
Mm.
..would you do it?
No.
But that's just like a question
on bullshit.
'..the not so cool...'
I don't need...
SHE GASPS
Oh, my God!
SHE STIFLES LAUGH
'..and all the sizzling hot topics.'
It's also weird, like, how there's
different time zones as well.
Even Australia. So if the world
was to end, would they know first?
No, it would be the same time,
but different times.
No. It would be the exact same time,
but to them, their 12 would be our,
like, 24 hours...
THEY LAUGH
'Now, Davide and Liam have been
having a bit of beef over Gemma,
'so, in an act
of deft international diplomacy,
'Davide wanted to clear the air.
'Cue peace talks between
the Welshman and the Italian.'
Big man. Are you OK, mate?
Yes, mate. I'm good.
'I'm not sure who's harder
to understand.'
'Ey, no sweat.
No, I know I already asked you,
but, you know...
Because I want to make sure
before we go to bed that...
Yeah.
..you are fine.
Yeah, no. Mate...
Yeah.
I would have done exactly
the same thing. Yeah.
Come in here, get to know
who you want to get to know, like.
Pick the fittest one.
Yeah.
She's a stunning girl, ain't she?
Like, tonight...
Well, mad tonight.
Yeah.
At the end of the day, it's a game.
Exactly.
Are you naturally...
Are you naturally that tanned,
or have you just tanned madly
whilst you've been here?
No, no, no. I...
I've been hours and hours under...
Have you?
Yeah, mate.
'That, ladies, is how men do
international peace negotiations.
'They share tanning advice.
'Welsh dragon Liam's
had quite a week.
'Luckily, he could rely
on his friend Andrew
'for some spiritual support
and guidance.'
Think positive.
Give it a little...
Let's have a little prayer.
HE MUTTERS
BOTH LAUGH
Three Bs.
ANGELIC CHORUS
'And as if by divine intervention,
'all of Liam's prayers
were answered.'
TEXT ALERT
Yes! "Liam, the public have decided
that you should go on a date."
CHEERING
'Actually, it wasn't the Lord,
'it was a bloke called Nigel
in the casting team
'who decided to send in two hotties,
but, hey, he'll take the credit.'
CHEERING
'Anyway, here's the Unseen Bits
you didn't see
'from those heavenly dates.
'It would have been a miracle
if he didn't fancy one of them.'
You smell so nice.
What are you wearing?
I don't even know. I just spray it.
You don't know?
Bought it, smelt nice...
Is it the scent of love?
BOTH LAUGH
HE CHUCKLES
Slow down, tiger.
HE LAUGHS
Right.
I... I say I got my head screwed on,
like...
40% of the time.
40%. So, are you...
And then 60% of the time, I'm just,
like, in my own sort of world.
SHE LAUGHS
Is that... Is that a bird?
It's a moth. It's a moth!
Would do you mean a bird?
I thought it was a little bird.
BOTH LAUGH
OK, you live in Wales?
Yeah.
All right. That's far.
Have you ever been to Wales?
Er... Snowdonia's not in Wales,
is it?
Say that again?
Snowdon is not in Wales...
It is, isn't it?
Is it?
I don't know. You should know,
you're from Wales.
Is it? The mountain.
Yeah, I know the mountain.
So I've been to Snowdon.
I think it's in Wales.
If that's in Wales,
I've been to Wales.
I've had a bit of a weird start.
OK, tell me about that.
So, yeah, of a sort of had
a little bit of...
er... a little bit of a bump
in the road, shall we say?
We all do, don't we, when we drive?
Yeah.
There's always a few rocks
on the road. Yeah.
Life's a roller-coaster,
you've just got to ride it,
like Ronan Keating says.
Who?
Ronan Keating?
Who's Ronan Keating?
'Don't worry about it, Liam.
'He was just some guy Ekin-Su
met at a fairground one time.
'Forget it.'
'OK, who's ready for another
Unseen Clip?
'That's a rhetorical question.
I can't hear you.
'I filmed this days ago,
that's how telly works.
'But for all you idiots
who just shouted at the TV,
'this one's for you, baby.'
Do you guys know your bases?
What does first base mean?
Is that kissing?
I don't even know.
First base is holding hands
or something. Is it?
First base, second base, third base.
Third base is sex.
Yeah, third base is sex.
Is it?
Second base is probably kissing,
then.
What's first base?
Holding hands or something.
But that's not even a thing.
But that's a base.
Where does the boob grab come in?
What base is that?
Kissing. Second base. I think
second base and all that stuff
where you start fond...
fiddling... fondling?
Ah, yeah, fondling's the word, yeah.
No, I think first base is kissing.
OK.
Second base is, like, head
and, like fondling.
What's head? What do you mean?
You don't know what head is?
No, what's that? Are you joking?
No, what is that?
Like head, blowjob. But what's a...
Or like eating someone out.
How do you do that?
Oh, shut up!
You don't know what a blowjob is?
No. He's having us on.
I'm being serious. Swear on your
life. I don't swear on my life.
Cos you're chatting bare rubbish.
I'm not chatting...
So you don't know
what giving head is
and you don't know what blowjob is?
No.
So what do you call it when someone,
like, sucks your dick?
People do that (?)
Oh, shut the fuck up!
Oh, he's having us on.
Anyways...
So I think that's second base,
and then I think sex is third base.
Oh, right.
Yeah, kissing is first base.
I think you're right.
Yeah.
Good ol' head. Good ol' head!
He's good at making people believe
him. You've got a good poker face.
Yeah, I know I do, yeah.
Yeah, he does.
'Now it's time for the return
of an Unseen Bits classic.
'Ironic to bring back on a show
called Unseen Bits, but who cares?
'It's the one, it's the only...
'And this week,
we went for a classic
'first-week opening gambit of...
what's your best chat-up line?'
I don't know,
I actually don't have one.
Let me think, wait,
just give me a sec.
I don't think there's such thing
as a best chat-up line ever.
"Can you show me how to fish?
We should totally hook up."
Oh, no.
I would never, like, approach a guy
and, like, have a chat-up line.
Normally, just...
they just approach me.
Yeah, so you walk up to a girl
and you're like, "They say..."
"They say you have..."
Ah. "They say you go..."
Oh, man, give me a second,
give me a second. Hold on a sec.
Like, I usually just give people
the eyes and use telepathy, so...
Is it telepathy?
I think the best of a bad bunch is,
"Did that hurt?"
And then they say,
"Did what hurt?"
"That fall from heaven."
Yeah, so they say you go...
"They say you go through life
"looking for the best parts
of yourself,
"and you're a little bit of me."
You probably don't get that,
but if you think about it,
it's really good.
"Are you a fruit,
because you're one in a melon?"
SHE LAUGHS
So she's the best part of you,
do you get me?
Do you know what I'm saying?
It's like no-one's really
that creative any more,
it's just like...
the flame emoji or something dead.
If you was a McDonald's burger,
you'd be a McGorgeous.
But I want to find out
if you're a McTasty.
Are you Jamaican?
Because...
Because ja-makin'-me-cazy.
Do you get it?
I get quite a lot of, like,
ones about...
..me being a rider and, like,
them wanting me to ride them.
Like, what?
"Are you from Tennessee?"
"Yeah, no, why?"
"Because you're the only ten I see."
"Do you like raisins?"
And then they will reply...
It don't really matter
what the answer is.
"We can go on a date, then."
HE CHUCKLES
"Are you a spit roast cos I'm stuck
between a rock and a hard place?"
That's not a good one.
No. Don't use it.
Don't try it at home, folks.
But you just play along
for free drinks anyways.
'Tune in next week
for another edition of...'
'It might only be the end of week
one, but the villa isn't cheap,
'and with the price of fuel
going through the roof,
'we need to look
at how we're going to save money.
'So, to help save
on the music budget,
'here are some of the Islanders
trying to come up
'with an original track
to play us out. Thanks, guys.'
Yo, let's get some lyrics, Dami.
Yeah, Dami.
OK, what lyrics are we doing?
We're tying to rhyme with our names,
so we've got a bit of something
for everyone. Right, OK.
All we need is three rhyming words
for each name. Yeah.
And then we can actually make...
So, Tasha, pasta...
Tasha.
Masher.
In the... Because I'm a Rasta.
Faster.
Tasha likes to cook everyone
a bit of pasta.
Oh! Oh!
Mm!
She likes to speak a little faster.
THEY LAUGH
Paige, cage, rage, rrrr!
Sage.
Sage...
Mine's hard though, my name.
Ikenna...
Ikenna...
Vienna.
Oh, "Buena". Kinder "Buena".
I love a Kinder "Buena",
just like I love Ikenna. Mmm!
Ah, yeah!
All right! All right, OK!
Ikenna's from Vienna,
he's as sweet as Kinder "Buena".
Are you actually from Vienna? Huh?
Are you from Vienna?
No.
All right, OK.
But it works. Just roll with it.
Right, yo, drop it.
I'll be your back-up dancer.
HE BEATBOXES
DAMI HUMS A TUNE
RAPS: # Yes, check it, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
# I am with Pai-ai-aige
Trying to get lai-ai-aid... #
LAUGHTER
LAUGHING: What?
LAUGHTER
You said I had to chat shit, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like it.
That's a vibe, yeah, yeah, yeah.
'It's OK, Stormzy,
I think your job is safe for now.
'See you all next week.'
so expect the unexpected.'
Oh, my God!
Catch!
'Each week,
we'll burst onto your screens
'with the most exclusive
unseen footage
'from the last seven days
in Mallorca's villa of love.'
# I am with Pai-ai-aige
# Trying to get lai-ai-aid. #
LAUGHTER
'From fish flops...'
Oh, my God.
'..to horsey bants.'
Dancing horses.
What, horses that dance?
Are you taking the piss?
'First class flirting...'
Look at my toes.
Here we go.
LAUGHTER
'..a little bit of farting...'
FART, LAUGHTER
'..and some strange Italian pants.'
GRUNTING
Like, what?
'This is...'
GASPS
Oh, my God.
'..your weekly fix
of fun in the sun.
'It's Love Island: Unseen Bits.'
LAUGHTER
Stop, stop it!
'Welcome to Love Island:
Unseen Bits.
'By now, the Islanders have been
in the villa for over six days,
'and our cameras have filmed
over 144 hours of their antics.
'But you've just seen
around six of them,
'so let me put that right.
'I've been trawling
the edit suites,
'finding hidden gems
sure to make you scream...'
SCREAMS
Good catch.
What is that?
SCREAMS
Jesus!
'..yell...'
Oh!
I'm so sorry.
'..and move.'
LAUGHTER
'So, saddle up
like one of Gemma's stallions -
'not the Italian one,
one of the dancing ones -
'for an hour of unmissable
unseen moments from Mallorca.'
'We started the week
with our Islanders
'flouting Spanish seatbelt laws.
'The bosses at ITV spent a fortune
on fancy drones
'and high-tech cameras for all this,
'and they told me they wanted to get
their money's worth out of it.
'And here at Unseen Bits,
no slo-mo goes unwasted,
'so it's time to say,
"Cue the gratuitous slo-mo!" '
# Can we take it back to summer
# Where I remember running away
# Take me back
To where love goes... #
MUSIC SLOWS DOWN
'Oi! Get out of the shot
and go and fetch the Whitmore.'
# Can we take it back to summer
# Where I remember, I remember... #
Hello, girls, how are you?
ALL: Hi!
Oh, wow!
Welcome.
We asked the public to play Cupid.
Oh, my God.
You're not happy?
No, absolutely not.
I can't see any good in this.
'Gemma, I can. We'll get loads
of amazing telly out of it.'
Are you ready to meet our first boy?
ALL: Yes.
'Now, this was always gonna be
an awkward situation,
'so I've dusted off my handy gadget,
the honest subtitler...'
How are you doing?
'..which gives you lucky devils
an unseen exclusive peek
'at what was really going through
the Islanders' minds
'when they were coupling up.
'First up was Dublin Dami
and nanny Amber.'
Amber, are you happy
with the public's decision?
I suppose we'll see.
'Next was student Liam
and horse lover Gemma.'
Gemma.
APPLAUSE
Nice to meet you.
Yeah, I'm good, are you?
Good.
'Next, Ikenna is coupled
with Indiyah.'
Indiyah.
Hi, Andrew.
Hello.
'Estate agent Andrew is with Tasha.'
Happy?
Very happy.
Feel like he's a bit of me.
Andrew?
Yeah, very happy.
Andrew's very happy. OK, very good.
'Finally, fishmonger Luca
netted paramedic Paige.'
Hi, you all right?
You OK? Yeah.
Was Luca worth the wait?
We will soon see.
OK.
'Wow, what an insight.
'It's almost as though
those subtitles
'were written a few days later,
'once we knew what they were
really thinking.'
'Then the Islanders settled down
'for some of those awkward
getting-to-know-you chats,
'and I've handpicked
some unseen exclusive bits
'devised to make your toes curl.'
Look at my toes.
Are you sure you want me to do that?
No, honestly.
Honestly.
I had to show off.
Oh, did you get them painted?
I got them done.
That's cute, why didn't you get
a topcoat on your fingers?
A what? My fingers are all right.
Your fingers are nice.
But how come you didn't get
a topcoat on your fingers, too?
But it looks good.
I don't know, I just thought
it'd look a bit too shiny.
It looks good, though.
Let me see your fingers.
I've got a French tip.
Is it? What does that mean?
French tip.
Why is that French?
I actually don't know
why it's called French tip.
HE LAUGHS
But the tips are just white,
so they call it French tip.
Is it? Shall we compare our hands?
Oh, here we go.
Oh!
Here we go! Here we go.
Chill, chill, chill.
What do you do?
So, I'm an international
dressage rider.
You're gonna say you don't know
what that is, aren't you?
Yeah, I might struggle with
that one, like. International...
Dressage rider.
Dress?
Dancing horses.
What are you...
What do you mean, dancing horses?
Are you taking the piss?
Dancing horses?
Have you not seen, like, horses...
Like... dancing horses.
What, horses that dance?
Yeah, that I make dance.
You make horses dance?
Yeah.
You mean proper dance, like
giving a bit to a song and stuff?
What do you mean?
Yeah. No, so...
SHE LAUGHS
Do people think you're American
sometimes?
Yeah, sometimes.
Why?
I don't know,
it's cos of my accent.
But you know, I can do an Irish
accent as well. Go on, do it.
IRISH ACCENT: You all right there?
Do you want a go, do ye?
SHE LAUGHS
You want a fight, do ye?
Do you want a fight?
Good one. Tirty-one, tirty-two,
tirty-tree!
LAUGHTER
'Why is an Irishman doing
a bad impression of an Irish accent
'to try and impress a woman?
I wonder if the ladies like that?
'If I tried to do
an "och wee" Scottish accent?
'Och, aye, the noo!
There you go, sex on a stick.
'No, it doesn't work, it's awful.
'After all those deeply insightful
icebreaking chats,
'Liam thought Gemma
was horsing around.
'Well, she was, kinda.'
How did your chat go?
Yeah, good. She's a good girl, like.
What does she do?
She dances horses.
Dances horses?
What, does she dress them up
and stuff?
I think she just jumps on them
and tells them to dance and stuff.
They just dance, yeah.
I'm picturing in my head,
doing the robot and stuff.
LAUGHTER
Like one is doing breakdancing.
LAUGHTER
Yeah, it's a bit mad, innit?
She must be bloody good at it.
Yeah.
She must do it at a high level.
Mate, she ain't gonna be no BTEC,
innit? Yeah, fact.
'The moon is high in the sky
and romance is in the air.
'In this exclusive scene,
'Ikenna has finally
built up the courage
'to ask Indiyah
that all-important question.'
Isn't that where the sun was?
I don't know.
The things you come up with.
No! Do you not think, though...
The sun rises on this side,
and then it will set over there.
And why would the moon
be on that side?
Because the sun and the moon
are two different things.
So, when the sun goes to sleep,
the moon comes out,
so the sun is probably, like,
on the other side of the earth
right now,
and then the moon is over here.
Yeah, I know that. But why, wait...
But no,
the sun dropped on that side.
Yeah, because it's set now,
it's gone.
It's gone to bed.
No, I'm lost.
The moon should be on that side,
though.
Because the sun...
No, the moon's gonna finish
on that side.
I don't know what time it is,
but it's just come out.
Just came out, OK.
So he needs to move over there,
and then when he's moved
over there... Oh, I get you.
..the sun will come back around
over here.
Is that what you learn
with horoscopes?
No, I just...
I just went to school.
LAUGHTER
'Just style it out, Indiyah.
'This is a man who obviously
spends too much time
'looking at his
questionable footwear
'instead of looking up at the stars.
'Remember the good old days of love,
before sexting,
'before sliding into someone's DMs,
'before you had to
go on a reality show
'to find the woman of your dreams?
'No, I don't, either.
'But Luca does,
and he's only 23 years old.'
I would definitely rather go back,
like 30 years, mate,
you had to have no phones and graft.
Yeah, 100%.
I would happily, 100%,
rather meet a girl on the street.
It's changed, mate, it's changed.
You used to have to graft.
It literally...
This day and age,...
Mate, I can't do the phone bit,
that's what lets me down.
I can't do the texting.
I'm not a texter.
I get bored very quickly texting.
Come on, you've all got
chat-up lines.
I don't think I have one.
I just freestyle it.
My one, my one
has never failed, never.
What is it?
Right, do you like raisins?
Like the food?
Do you like raisins? No.
No? How do you feel about a date,
though?
Hmm. That's cringe.
I mean...
Oh, my God! Get out of here.
I had to pull it back a bit.
Do you like raisins?
I don't get it, I don't get it.
How do you feel about a date,
though? I don't get it.
You're not gonna give her raisins
on a date, is it?
So a raisin is similar to a date,
isn't it?
What's a raisin? Raisins and dates
are, like, the same thing.
The food?
Yeah.
So, they're, like, similar.
Oh! That's hard!
LAUGHTER
I just got it, I just got it!
'This conversation is more nuts
than raisins, if you ask me.
'So, Luca, what fish do you sell?'
I sell cod, scampi, mussels,
oysters, clams, Dover sole,
plaice, bass, turbot,
anything you want in the sea,
I'll get you.
'Break time now,
'but I'll leave you with this
perplexing question.
'Can Luca Bish catch fish?'
# When you think you've done enough
Can you love me harder
# Cos you know I need that... #
IAIN: 'Welcome back
to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
'The show that gives you
the opportunity
'to see all the silly things
the Islanders got up to
'during their first week
in the villa.
'With bumps in the night...'
BANG
'..the wondrous sound of nature...'
FARTS
LAUGHTER
Whoa!
What the fuck?!
Bro. Yo.
You know when you fart, yeah...
I don't produce that.
'..and rare animal sightings.'
What made you go for
little blonde sides?
Little skunky-monkeys.
I don't know, you know.
Skunky-monkeys?
Skunk stripes, skunky-monkeys.
'It never ceases to amaze me
'how quickly they forget
they're on the telly.
'So, before the break,
Luca showed his knowledge of fish,
'but I'm sure the question
on everyone's lips is,
'is he a good catch?'
Erm, nah, not really.
I'm not great at catching fish,
unfortunately.
Might be seeing me
wandering the villa at night
in the pool, with my little rod out.
'I can see him now,
his little hat and rod,
'sitting by the pool
like a garden gnome.
'Italian culture has made a major
contribution to British life.
'Cornettos, Dolmio...
alphabet spaghetti.
'It's a long list, and this week,
we added one "amore" name to it.'
Did anyone order an Italian snack?
'And it wasn't long
before the Italian Stallion
'was engaging in a bit
of flirty horseplay,
'with a game of truth or dare.'
Who wants to play
a really fun game of dares?
ALL CHEERING
'Here's some unseen dares
that you didn't get to see.'
"Impersonate your spirit animal."
What's a spirit animal?
I'm trying to think.
Luca, Luca, you're a fish.
What noise is that?
SQUEAKS
LAUGHTER
I don't know what I'm doing.
Just like a chicken or something?
Yeah, go for it.
CLUCKS LIKE A CHICKEN
LAUGHTER
Why did I get that?
"Describe each Islander
in one word."
Easy-peasy.
So, sassy.
Ooh.
Love it.
Erm... Positive.
RBF.
Resting bitch face.
LAUGHTER
Sorry. In all the nicest ways!
Miaow!
Wow.
SHE LAUGHS
RBF.
Right, not beating around the bush,
Gemma has a resting bitch face.
But it's not even a bad thing,
cos she looks hella good with one.
It just suits her
and her personality.
So I wouldn't take it
as a bad thing.
I told her it wasn't a bad thing,
anyway.
You know, just one of those things.
"Give a sensual massage
to an Islander of your choice."
That's not bad, though.
Yeah, it's not bad.
I'll give you a back...
My back?
How long? As long as you want, mate.
You can be there all night.
All night!
LAUGHTER
"Kiss the Islanders..." Island-ERS.
Oh!
Islander!
Island-ERS!
Karma was listening to you.
It's plural, bro.
"..that you find most attractive."
Shit, boy.
Oh!
Ah!
I mean, the dare was to, like, just
kiss anyone you found attractive,
and to be fair, all the girls
in the villa are attractive.
Oh, my God, stop.
# I'm onto you, yeah, you
I'm not your number one
# I saw you with her
Kissing and having fun... #
So, yeah, I just did
what it said on the tin.
'I'd call that bending the rules,
Liam.'
# Ciao, adios, I'm done. #
'Rule one of Love Island -
get dressed up every night,
'but hang around the kitchen
eating crisps.
'Rule two - if you feel cold,
'a massive cushion
will always keep you warm.
'And rule three - remember the names
of your fellow Islanders.'
# He all about his business and his
Name ain't none of your business. #
Run through the names with me now,
quickly,
cos I literally still
can't get them down.
You can't remember the names still?
Just two.
Indiyah, Paige, Gemma...
Tamara? What's her name?
Tasha.
Why have I got Tamara?
But also, Amber and Georgia.
Is it? Wait, is it Georgia?
Is that her name?
Sometimes I almost forget
Tasha's name, you know.
I don't know.
Is it Natasha, or is it just...
Tasha.
I think it's Natasha, yeah.
How do you say his name?
Davide? David-a?
Andreas, right, Andreas in the...
Who's Andreas?
I... How do you call him?
Davide.
Tasha. Tash.
Tasha, they're calling you.
Yeah, it is.
Gemma. Gemma.
Andrew. Andrew.
Yeah, Andrew and, erm, Tasha.
Davide, OK.
Huh? Andrew's personality.
Who's Andrew?
LAUGHTER
'And in case any of you
were in any doubt,
'my name is Lian... No, Iain. Iron.
'Ah, you've made me
forget my own name now.'
'Here on Unseen Bits,
we pride ourselves
'on unearthing the Islanders'
juiciest secrets
'and spilling the tea
on the best gossip,
'like this jaw-dropping revelation
from Tasha.'
Yeah. Literally, I take the quickest
showers. I'm in and out.
Are you?
Yeah.
It depends if you need a shave
and all that.
Obviously, yeah, if I'm shaving...
And I feel like I need to always
shave now, cos, like...
Is it just me, but I feel like my
hair grows really quick in the sun.
Oh, 100%. And mine's dark as well.
I'm like, can we not?
I don't want a guy to be
touching my leg and it's like...
Yeah, I don't want to risk it.
Do you reckon I need to shave mine?
Yeah? I just hate it.
I'm like, "Don't touch it!
Don't touch my leg!"
It cringes me out.
THEY LAUGH
And normally, I always wear socks
to bed as well.
Do you?
Yeah, like, slipper socks.
I didn't bring any cos I was like,
it's gonna be warm,
I'm not gonna need slipper socks
in Love Island, surely.
And I didn't wear any last night
and he was trying to play footsies
and I was like, "I've not
got socks on. I wanna die!"
I need to be at least ten dates in
for my feet to be touching yours.
Like, come on, that's so intimate.
I was looking at the boys' toes
earlier, randomly. Were you?
Yeah. They're all fine.
Just, like, had a moment of, like,
I haven't seen their toes yet.
I just needed to see if they were
up to shape. Oh, my gosh.
I don't like grungy toes.
Grungy toes freaks me out a bit.
PAIGE LAUGHS
Stop. Stop it.
What about them freaks you out?
LAUGHTER
I don't know, like, they were fine.
Luca has got, like, a bruise
on one of his toenails.
I was like...
That can't put you off,
that will grow out, surely!
No, it didn't.
It will grow out!
Just, like,
where's the bruise come from?
'Paige, you're a paramedic,
you should be in there fixing it,
'not laughing at poor wee Luca
and his poor wee toe.'
'We like to see all the Islanders
making a splash,
'so here's an unseen pool clip
of a lilo race,
'as narrated by commentators
Tasha and Indiyah.'
So, three, two, one, go!
'I hope no-one gets a puncture.'
SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT
Ikenna can't swim
cos he just has to walk.
It was like Hulk in the water.
Come on, come on, come on!
Davide, come on! What are you doing?
What are you doing?
To be fair,
Davide surprised me with swimming.
Yeah, he's a really good swimmer.
But do you know what?
I'm not surprised cos he's always
in that water. Yeah, true.
He's always...
He's Aquaman. Yeah!
Go on, Liam!
The boys were like, "No, we have to
win this." I was like...
They need to take it down a notch
because they're so competitive.
They need to chill out.
Like, chill out.
Go on, keep going! Come on!
CHEERING
Gemma and her cute little legs.
Yeah. But she was going fast.
She was really fast, yeah.
Go on, Gemma!
And then I was dying at Indiyah
in the lilo.
Like, I had it all planned out
in my head, I was like,
"Yeah, I'm gonna win this race!"
I got on... Why wasn't I moving?
Indiyah, go! Go!
SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT
Like, I was kicking, paddling,
paddling. I was not moving!
I think I brought some personality
to the races, you know,
splashing everywhere,
not really making an impact.
Go, go, go!
Absolute...
Yeah, it was chaotic.
We still won. Whoo!
CHEERING
Campeones!
IAIN: 'I guess the only winner here
is the noble sport of lilo racing.
'Luca, take a bow, son.'
'Next up, check out this unexpected
unseen action.'
Girls, I just found a grey hair.
No way.
Genuine. Look.
Look how it just starts going...
Three days in here and you've got...
That's the amount of stress
I'm under.
How old are you?
24, hon.
This is what happens
when you get into your 20s.
They say if you pull it,
you'll get three in the same place.
So think wisely what you want to do.
Oh, that's going.
Or just rip it out.
Are you mad? That will hurt.
So will plucking it.
No, I'm gonna cut it.
It's only one, right?
Gal, it's one at the top of my head.
Do you want me to yank it for you?
Go on, then.
Just that one, though,
don't pull any other ones out.
Like, "You bitch!"
Yeah, just get one.
Oh, my God, it's grey at the root
and then it's black. It's quite
cool. I like it.
Erm... you try having
a random grey hair.
Right, you want to get rid of her.
Do you want to say any last words?
Farewell, don't fucking come back.
No more, please.
Ready?
Wish me all the best in life.
Three, two, one...
Ow.
LAUGHTER
Aw.
Just have a good look.
Look at that.
Eurgh!
That's mad, isn't it?
That's crazy.
How it just stops.
Like, not even a gradual change of
colour, just black and then white.
That's quite cool.
I don't think it's cool, personally.
I think it's depressing.
'Time for a break, but stick around
for more unseen bits.
'If you don't,
they will remain unseen forever,
'and no-one wants that.'
'Welcome back
to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
'The show where we bring you
exclusive unseen clips...
'..with all the moves you
want to see...'
CHEERING
LAUGHTER
'..and all the moves you don't.'
This is wonky.
Your name?
No, not mine, hers.
Hers?
Her name.
Because it's getting moved, mate.
LAUGHTER
'And in the end, Gemma's bed
was made for her...'
Gemma.
'..when she was Davide's top pick.
'However...
'here's an exclusive unseen clip.'
Now we can, because a second before,
I didn't have it,
and then I go, so...
Hairdryer upstairs.
Better.
'OK, here's a question for you.
'How many boys does it take
to make a cup of tea?
'And here's your answer.'
Amber, what do you think
about these glasses?
Oh, they're cute.
I feel like that finishes the vibe.
Do you want any drinks, any of you?
A cup of tea, please.
Tea.
Peppermint, please.
Peppermint. Anything else?
Actually, can I have water, please?
Tea, water, peppermint tea.
Thank you.
Thank you.
So, what was it? Two coffees.
I'll do the water.
That was cute of them.
Tea, coffee, water?
Does anyone know how to make coffee?
No.
Are we just, like, guessing it?
Do you put the spoon in first
or after?
What do you mean, the spoon?
The one spoonful.
Do you put the water in first
or the coffee? The coffee first.
Hang on, did you ask preference?
Like it strong, weak?
Are you winding me up?
Just try, man.
See what they say, innit?
Girls always like it creamy, man.
Luca, do that little love heart
thing, man. That's what you do.
Right, we've done one coffee.
Does she want coffee?
I don't remember,
but that's a coffee, innit?
I thought she wanted tea.
She wants tea, man.
Someone wanted a coffee,
didn't they? Yeah, one person.
Gemma wanted a coffee as well.
No, she never.
I'm pretty sure she said coffee.
We've definitely done
the right thing
in bringing milk up, haven't we?
Yeah, man, tactical.
What sort of milk is it?
I don't know.
Full-fat, semi-skimmed?
I'm ready to go, get my cuppa.
Right, don't judge,
this is the first time.
Aw.
Is that my tea?
Yeah, yeah.
Has it got milk in it?
Erm...
Did someone ask for a coffee?
Someone asked for a coffee.
Is this a stirrer
or is this a bottle-cleaner?
'There's your drinks orders, ladies.
'A decaf water, three teas
'and a coffee with a wire
stuck in it. Enjoy (!)'
# Hold on
# My body's pumping
All night long...#
'If you ever wanted to know
'what the Italian is
for panting and groaning,
'here's Davide in the gym
with a beginner's guide.'
Go on, Davide.
Supporting.
Yeah. It's annoying.
They need to cut that tree down,
so the girls can watch you.
Yeah.
Nice idea, bro.
GRUNTS
PANTS
You like the gym here?
Yeah.
I'm waiting for Gemma. I want to do
some workouts with her.
Together? Yeah, good idea.
Does she work out, then? Yeah,
she told me she goes often gym.
Four times a week.
Let's see, let's see
if she can keep up with you, then.
I went to check on her.
Hello, babe. Did you see Gemma?
I don't know where she is.
Is there any fruit salad?
Mango.
Will you eat a whole mango?
No.
OK, can I have some mango?
Yeah, of course.
Morning, Gemma. Are you OK?
Morning.
Would you like to work out?
Work out?
Yeah.
I was just gonna have some mango.
I'll work out later.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
OK, later I'll do another one, then.
We'll do it together, OK? OK.
He just asked me to go to the gym.
I was, like, "Oh, Jesus. Really?"
Not even had breakfast yet.
Oh, my God.
'Bad luck, Davide.
'I think Gemma is looking for a
boyfriend, not a personal trainer.
'Although I'd be interested
in joining you
'if you could do something about
that weird grunt thing you do.
'Love Island has a peculiar power
to shape the nation's conversation,
'to make people talk about things
that no other TV show can discuss.
'Love, relationships.
'And...
'comfortable fish-shaped footwear.'
Oh, my God. What are these shoes?
I've never seen something like that.
Do you like fish, Davide?
Yeah.
Oh, my gosh, I can't believe
you're actually wearing them.
Giving you the ick a bit?
They're not even giving me the ick,
and that's the worst thing about it.
Get in there!
Do you know what I call them
as well?
What?
Fish-flops.
Fish-flops?
Not flip-flops, fish-flops.
Liam is getting blisters,
so I thought
I had to whip out the fish-flops.
How come Liam having blisters
has anything to do with it?
Because he was borrowing my sliders.
So I had these as back-up.
Lucky I did, didn't I?
It could be worse, to be fair.
Exactly.
They're not the vibe, though.
You should definitely
get your sliders back.
Are you telling me off?
Telling me what I can
and can't wear?
You can wear them
to your heart's content,
but there might just be less
spooning time with it.
I'm not gonna have them on in bed.
Hopefully not! All right, fine.
Stop. You're too much.
Huh?
You're too much.
'At least if your feet smell,
you can just blame the soles!
'Earlier this week, our Islanders
got stuck in the airport,
'but this didn't mean long delays,
it meant saucy secrets.'
Whoo!
'And this is the extra baggage
you didn't get to see.'
"This boy got caught by the police
whilst having sex in a car."
Damn!
CHEERING
WHOOPING
Yeah, Paige is a good kisser,
to be honest.
Yeah, happy with that.
Oh, my God. Stop.
Are you having me on?
Davide? Are you joking?
So, yeah,
I was having sex in my car.
When they stopped near our car,
I was, like,
"Wow, now what do we do?"
They probably understood
what we were doing.
It is what it is.
Ladies! What's happening?
This girl eats lumps
of Parmesan cheese for breakfast.
What?
I tried to go for a snog.
But obviously, Gemma is a bit PG.
CHEERING
I love cheese. It's mouthwatering.
"This boy's favourite sex position
is the speed bump."
What's speed bump?
# Shut up and drive... #
CHEERING
ALL: Demonstration!
OK.
Her bum is a speed bump.
APPLAUSE
Yeah, you all gotta try it.
That one there. Pfft!
I'll do a proper one
in the Hideaway.
LAUGHTER
I'm more of a missionary,
legs-up girl,
but we can work with the speed bump.
CHEERING
'One question, Ikenna.
'Do you have to empty your pockets
'and put your shoes on a belt in
a big plastic tray before you do...
'the speed bump?
Asking for a friend.
'Time to give you lot at home
the chance to win an epic £50,000,
'plus, start planning
that dream holiday,
'as you could be jetting off
on the trip of a lifetime.
'Yep, courtesy of Vibe
by Jet2 Holidays,
'you'll be getting up to £6,000
to book a fantastic holiday,
'and you can take five pals along.
'Plus, you will have two years
to take it.
'Don't forget, there's that tax-free
50K waiting for you at home.
'For your chance to win the lot,
there's no grafting involved.
'Just...'
'Good luck.'
# You're such a sweet talker... #
IAIN: 'Welcome back
to Unseen Bits...'
# Tell me where are you now
Where are you now
# A sweet talker. #
'..where, yeah, you guessed it,
'I've got some more exclusive
Unseen Bits for you.
'The cool...'
If you could freeze yourself,
right, to preserve...
to preserve your life...
Mm.
..would you do it?
No.
But that's just like a question
on bullshit.
'..the not so cool...'
I don't need...
SHE GASPS
Oh, my God!
SHE STIFLES LAUGH
'..and all the sizzling hot topics.'
It's also weird, like, how there's
different time zones as well.
Even Australia. So if the world
was to end, would they know first?
No, it would be the same time,
but different times.
No. It would be the exact same time,
but to them, their 12 would be our,
like, 24 hours...
THEY LAUGH
'Now, Davide and Liam have been
having a bit of beef over Gemma,
'so, in an act
of deft international diplomacy,
'Davide wanted to clear the air.
'Cue peace talks between
the Welshman and the Italian.'
Big man. Are you OK, mate?
Yes, mate. I'm good.
'I'm not sure who's harder
to understand.'
'Ey, no sweat.
No, I know I already asked you,
but, you know...
Because I want to make sure
before we go to bed that...
Yeah.
..you are fine.
Yeah, no. Mate...
Yeah.
I would have done exactly
the same thing. Yeah.
Come in here, get to know
who you want to get to know, like.
Pick the fittest one.
Yeah.
She's a stunning girl, ain't she?
Like, tonight...
Well, mad tonight.
Yeah.
At the end of the day, it's a game.
Exactly.
Are you naturally...
Are you naturally that tanned,
or have you just tanned madly
whilst you've been here?
No, no, no. I...
I've been hours and hours under...
Have you?
Yeah, mate.
'That, ladies, is how men do
international peace negotiations.
'They share tanning advice.
'Welsh dragon Liam's
had quite a week.
'Luckily, he could rely
on his friend Andrew
'for some spiritual support
and guidance.'
Think positive.
Give it a little...
Let's have a little prayer.
HE MUTTERS
BOTH LAUGH
Three Bs.
ANGELIC CHORUS
'And as if by divine intervention,
'all of Liam's prayers
were answered.'
TEXT ALERT
Yes! "Liam, the public have decided
that you should go on a date."
CHEERING
'Actually, it wasn't the Lord,
'it was a bloke called Nigel
in the casting team
'who decided to send in two hotties,
but, hey, he'll take the credit.'
CHEERING
'Anyway, here's the Unseen Bits
you didn't see
'from those heavenly dates.
'It would have been a miracle
if he didn't fancy one of them.'
You smell so nice.
What are you wearing?
I don't even know. I just spray it.
You don't know?
Bought it, smelt nice...
Is it the scent of love?
BOTH LAUGH
HE CHUCKLES
Slow down, tiger.
HE LAUGHS
Right.
I... I say I got my head screwed on,
like...
40% of the time.
40%. So, are you...
And then 60% of the time, I'm just,
like, in my own sort of world.
SHE LAUGHS
Is that... Is that a bird?
It's a moth. It's a moth!
Would do you mean a bird?
I thought it was a little bird.
BOTH LAUGH
OK, you live in Wales?
Yeah.
All right. That's far.
Have you ever been to Wales?
Er... Snowdonia's not in Wales,
is it?
Say that again?
Snowdon is not in Wales...
It is, isn't it?
Is it?
I don't know. You should know,
you're from Wales.
Is it? The mountain.
Yeah, I know the mountain.
So I've been to Snowdon.
I think it's in Wales.
If that's in Wales,
I've been to Wales.
I've had a bit of a weird start.
OK, tell me about that.
So, yeah, of a sort of had
a little bit of...
er... a little bit of a bump
in the road, shall we say?
We all do, don't we, when we drive?
Yeah.
There's always a few rocks
on the road. Yeah.
Life's a roller-coaster,
you've just got to ride it,
like Ronan Keating says.
Who?
Ronan Keating?
Who's Ronan Keating?
'Don't worry about it, Liam.
'He was just some guy Ekin-Su
met at a fairground one time.
'Forget it.'
'OK, who's ready for another
Unseen Clip?
'That's a rhetorical question.
I can't hear you.
'I filmed this days ago,
that's how telly works.
'But for all you idiots
who just shouted at the TV,
'this one's for you, baby.'
Do you guys know your bases?
What does first base mean?
Is that kissing?
I don't even know.
First base is holding hands
or something. Is it?
First base, second base, third base.
Third base is sex.
Yeah, third base is sex.
Is it?
Second base is probably kissing,
then.
What's first base?
Holding hands or something.
But that's not even a thing.
But that's a base.
Where does the boob grab come in?
What base is that?
Kissing. Second base. I think
second base and all that stuff
where you start fond...
fiddling... fondling?
Ah, yeah, fondling's the word, yeah.
No, I think first base is kissing.
OK.
Second base is, like, head
and, like fondling.
What's head? What do you mean?
You don't know what head is?
No, what's that? Are you joking?
No, what is that?
Like head, blowjob. But what's a...
Or like eating someone out.
How do you do that?
Oh, shut up!
You don't know what a blowjob is?
No. He's having us on.
I'm being serious. Swear on your
life. I don't swear on my life.
Cos you're chatting bare rubbish.
I'm not chatting...
So you don't know
what giving head is
and you don't know what blowjob is?
No.
So what do you call it when someone,
like, sucks your dick?
People do that (?)
Oh, shut the fuck up!
Oh, he's having us on.
Anyways...
So I think that's second base,
and then I think sex is third base.
Oh, right.
Yeah, kissing is first base.
I think you're right.
Yeah.
Good ol' head. Good ol' head!
He's good at making people believe
him. You've got a good poker face.
Yeah, I know I do, yeah.
Yeah, he does.
'Now it's time for the return
of an Unseen Bits classic.
'Ironic to bring back on a show
called Unseen Bits, but who cares?
'It's the one, it's the only...
'And this week,
we went for a classic
'first-week opening gambit of...
what's your best chat-up line?'
I don't know,
I actually don't have one.
Let me think, wait,
just give me a sec.
I don't think there's such thing
as a best chat-up line ever.
"Can you show me how to fish?
We should totally hook up."
Oh, no.
I would never, like, approach a guy
and, like, have a chat-up line.
Normally, just...
they just approach me.
Yeah, so you walk up to a girl
and you're like, "They say..."
"They say you have..."
Ah. "They say you go..."
Oh, man, give me a second,
give me a second. Hold on a sec.
Like, I usually just give people
the eyes and use telepathy, so...
Is it telepathy?
I think the best of a bad bunch is,
"Did that hurt?"
And then they say,
"Did what hurt?"
"That fall from heaven."
Yeah, so they say you go...
"They say you go through life
"looking for the best parts
of yourself,
"and you're a little bit of me."
You probably don't get that,
but if you think about it,
it's really good.
"Are you a fruit,
because you're one in a melon?"
SHE LAUGHS
So she's the best part of you,
do you get me?
Do you know what I'm saying?
It's like no-one's really
that creative any more,
it's just like...
the flame emoji or something dead.
If you was a McDonald's burger,
you'd be a McGorgeous.
But I want to find out
if you're a McTasty.
Are you Jamaican?
Because...
Because ja-makin'-me-cazy.
Do you get it?
I get quite a lot of, like,
ones about...
..me being a rider and, like,
them wanting me to ride them.
Like, what?
"Are you from Tennessee?"
"Yeah, no, why?"
"Because you're the only ten I see."
"Do you like raisins?"
And then they will reply...
It don't really matter
what the answer is.
"We can go on a date, then."
HE CHUCKLES
"Are you a spit roast cos I'm stuck
between a rock and a hard place?"
That's not a good one.
No. Don't use it.
Don't try it at home, folks.
But you just play along
for free drinks anyways.
'Tune in next week
for another edition of...'
'It might only be the end of week
one, but the villa isn't cheap,
'and with the price of fuel
going through the roof,
'we need to look
at how we're going to save money.
'So, to help save
on the music budget,
'here are some of the Islanders
trying to come up
'with an original track
to play us out. Thanks, guys.'
Yo, let's get some lyrics, Dami.
Yeah, Dami.
OK, what lyrics are we doing?
We're tying to rhyme with our names,
so we've got a bit of something
for everyone. Right, OK.
All we need is three rhyming words
for each name. Yeah.
And then we can actually make...
So, Tasha, pasta...
Tasha.
Masher.
In the... Because I'm a Rasta.
Faster.
Tasha likes to cook everyone
a bit of pasta.
Oh! Oh!
Mm!
She likes to speak a little faster.
THEY LAUGH
Paige, cage, rage, rrrr!
Sage.
Sage...
Mine's hard though, my name.
Ikenna...
Ikenna...
Vienna.
Oh, "Buena". Kinder "Buena".
I love a Kinder "Buena",
just like I love Ikenna. Mmm!
Ah, yeah!
All right! All right, OK!
Ikenna's from Vienna,
he's as sweet as Kinder "Buena".
Are you actually from Vienna? Huh?
Are you from Vienna?
No.
All right, OK.
But it works. Just roll with it.
Right, yo, drop it.
I'll be your back-up dancer.
HE BEATBOXES
DAMI HUMS A TUNE
RAPS: # Yes, check it, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
# I am with Pai-ai-aige
Trying to get lai-ai-aid... #
LAUGHTER
LAUGHING: What?
LAUGHTER
You said I had to chat shit, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like it.
That's a vibe, yeah, yeah, yeah.
'It's OK, Stormzy,
I think your job is safe for now.
'See you all next week.'