Love Island (2015–…): Season 8, Episode 59 - Episode 59 - full transcript
Previously...
..on Love Island...
..one couple hit the rocks...
It's obviously not nice to see.
So you were annoyed at it.
Nah, I can't be arsed.
Do you wanna be with me?
Well, obviously.
..and you had your say.
The couple with the fewest votes,
and therefore dumped from the island
is...
Tonight...
Six couples
have been chasing your votes,
all running
the same election manifesto,
to trouser 50 grand next Monday.
The three couples with the lowest
votes were Danica and Jamie,
Indiyah and Dami,
and Paige and Adam.
All three couples are at risk
of being dumped from the island
immediately.
The couple with the fewest votes,
and therefore dumped
from the island is...
Jamie and Danica.
Danica has inspired
a lot of people in here.
She kept her crown on her head,
head held high.
Honestly, I'm going to miss her
so, so much.
Oh, God, girls. Love you.
Love you.
Pleasure.
It's been a pleasure, man.
Do you know what?
Jamie's back out for preseason,
but also, he's got a little
fireball, in Danica, with him.
Right, that's the last time
I see the firepit.
I didn't expect it, and I know it's
not long before I see her again,
but just waking up in the morning,
and she's not gonna be here, like,
I'll miss everything about Danica,
you know, her vibe, her energy.
Do you know what?
I'm walking out of here
with somebody that I genuinely think
I've got a good connection with.
Yeah!
So proud of myself.
Gonna give it a good shot
with Danica on the outside?
Yeah, 100%, bro. Why not?
That's good.
It seems like
she's kind of found someone
she can actually be herself
fully with,
and that will actually accept her.
And I hope it just continues
on the outside as well
because she does deserve that.
Besties for life, all six of us.
It's been a pleasure.
Go, Danica!
It has been the most surreal
experience of my life.
Very grateful
to be leaving with Jamie.
See you soon, guys.
My journey was a lot shorter than
Danica's, obviously,
but I went in
to find a genuine connection,
and I feel like I have done that.
Came in, I was this big,
ballsy, confident bombshell.
I thought,
"I can take any man if I want to."
Was a little bit harder than
anticipated, but do you know what?
I stayed and, you know,
I really do feel like
I've walked out with the right guy,
so, you know,
I'm really happy with that.
Are you OK? She was my girl,
do you know what I mean?
And, like, it's shitty,
but I'm proud of her,
do you know what I mean?
She did what she had to do,
sixth time lucky,
and she gave it her best.
Such a good exit as well,
by the way.
Yeah, THE best exit we've seen.
I think it was
the best entrance we've ever seen,
and the best exit we've ever seen.
She was, like,
"I want a man obsessed with me."
This one wasn't, this one wasn't,
this one wasn't, this one wasn't,
and then finally...
Never settle for anything less,
ladies.
Never, ever.
No, we know our worth, honey.
I really wasn't expecting that,
I'm sorry. And now there's five.
There's only five couples left
and it's, like,
you can just feel the silence
in the villa.
It's just us, strong couples.
And you think, "Wow, look how far
we've bloody come," sort of thing.
I can't believe Danica's gone.
That girl has left big shoes
to fill.
Actually, who am I kidding?
She's a child size 2.
But the other Islanders
wish her all the best.
I do hope it does work out
between them
because Danica deserves it, man.
I couldn't even have any idea
as to why I think we'd be up there.
I don't know. Hmm.
Do you know what I mean? Yeah.
I genuinely do not know.
Absolutely grateful to be here,
absolutely grateful,
and I wanna experience this thing
with him to the fullest,
but if we were to go home,
it's, like, I'm happy,
do you know what I mean?
Because I'm happy with him, happy
with our situation and everything.
So... we were top three tonight.
Yeah.
It was a nice feeling.
It was actually a really nice
feeling for me as well.
Naturally, it was not nice...
..to see Danica leave, but...
Yeah. But we'll see her soon.
Yeah. I mean,
we are nearly at the end.
It's not like
we're not gonna see her in a month.
Yeah, we expect things like this
to happen.
I'm very happy
I'm with my man still. Honestly.
It was just an overwhelming...
love, almost.
It's some sort of form of love,
knowing that the public has voted us
still here.
It was just... big emotion
of love and joy, and I'm so happy.
There's nothing worse
than endlessly battling
for survival at the bottom.
Just ask Ayr United fans.
Guys, I'm joking
Anyway, Andrew and Tasha
are relieved
that, for once, they didn't have to.
I did not expect that.
No. No. It's good.
Yeah, from being in the bottom three
most weeks, week in, week out,
to that, it's obviously...
Yeah, it's a nice feeling, innit?
Like, yeah?
Yeah!
I did not think
we'd make it this far.
I'm sorry, but...
I genuinely did not think...
What, "we"?
Yeah. Maybe me, but...
Oi!
Yeah, fair.
I'm joking.
Once again, I'm just feeling
very, very grateful,
and very lucky to still be here
for another day with Andrew,
on our little journey.
I'm just happy that we're both just
in a very good place right now.
They've had a massive argument
over nothing.
You've never done that,
to be fair, have you?
No, but at least our arguments are
arguments, do you know what I mean?
It's about something.
They just have opposite opinions
about the situation.
They're both entitled
to their feelings.
I love you.
I love you too.
At least you guys are smiling.
Thank God, man.
Naturally, it's not nice
to see Danica leaving.
Yeah.
She's just got a load of energy,
doesn't she? Yeah.
She's class.
No-one does the moves like her.
And Jamie's a nice person.
Yeah.
It'll be good to see if they
give it a go on the outside.
Yeah, final five.
Final five.
When you lose someone,
it's never the same.
Especially when it's Danica.
Yeah.
Just gonna miss her presence
and her vibe. Yeah.
But it's not gonna be for long, and
she's living her best life, so...
Exactly. She found
the man of her dreams. Yeah.
Don't worry,
it's not Luca and Gemma
having another tiff.
The babies are here!
Wait, what is that noise?
I'm scared.
What?
Babies are crying.
Oh, you're joking!
'Baby'
by Justin Bieber
It's my nightmare. I've actually
woken up to a nightmare.
Davide, we've got a baby!
No way.
Shh.
Oh, my God, their clothes.
Their clothes.
Why are the girls
not doing anything?
Oh, Jesus, yours is loud.
What's wrong with your baby?
Each couple
has a baby to feed,
comfort and change its nappy.
This is not OK.
I was in charge
of getting the babies this year,
I Googled
"life-sized plastic dolls to love".
You would not believe
what arrived at my house!
I think I've broken his head
already.
He had no idea how to hold a baby
for burping.
I just thought he would do
that himself, to be honest.
No.
I can kinda do that on cue.
They must be taking the piss, man.
My ears are fucking ringing already.
Oh, it's loud! It's loud!
I feel like I'm attached.
I feel like, you know,
my experience here
has just gotten ten times better.
Do you know what, I was really good
at recorder and I think she's got
a music touch from her mum.
But I did say
I want her to do the violin.
Take him...
She.
I didn't know if I'd be a good dad,
but being here for eight weeks
and looking after Gemma,
I think I've got it in me.
This is nice.
Who does it look like?
I think it looks like Davide
a little bit.
It's got that look. The eyes.
Whose baby is that?
What's wrong with it?
He is not cute.
He looks like an old man.
Indiyah!
Just came out of nowhere.
He was literally a calm baby
two minutes ago.
Time to name the babies,
and this is an important moment.
It's the name these babies
are going to carry with them
all the way to the rubbish tip
tomorrow morning.
Is he gonna, like,
cry every minute of the day?
Hopefully not. Have you gotta
do stuff all the time?
Right, so what are we naming
the young man?
Freddie?
Freddie?
Melody.
Melody?
Or?
Ronke.
Coco?
No!
Why are you just naming her
after bombshells?
Man, no, I'm not.
As he calms himself down...
..I think we both know
what the baby name is.
Sage, yeah.
It's not up for discussion.
I'm glad you're on board.
- I'm... Um, yeah.
- So supportive
If he gets bullied in school,
it's on you.
Well, baby names were already
spoken about, apparently.
I mean,
do you wanna explain that one?
Well, I just like the name Sage.
It rhymes with Paige.
Yeah, wasn't up for discussion,
really, was it?
That was it.
Had no input with that one.
Can you give babies coffee?
Uh, are you joking?
No, absolutely not.
Let's do one of your family,
so they know it's after them.
Let's call her Rog.
Rog? Yeah.
You wouldn't call
our actual kid Rog, would you?
No, absolutely not.
My sister's nickname's Rog.
It looks a bit manly, the baby,
so it can suit her.
It just fits.
Funke!
Is that how you're gonna be
calling her? Yeah.
Oh, she's crying.
Funke, now, please.
Leo Andrew Le Page.
Aw!
We'll do that.
Yeah.
You are a natural.
I could leave you with him all day.
Hm... Nice try,
cos you will not leave.
Irene, I like.
That's Italian. Irene.
Irene? That's also Turkish.
Yeah?
Yeah, let's have that.
Irene.
Irene. That's a Turkish name.
It's Italian as well.
Oh, my God. Let's do that.
OK. OK, Irene.
Irene?
Sienna.
Sienna.
It's not bad.
Sienna Funke Hope.
Now that Sienna's been born...
Mm...
..I'm so happy.
Sage had a cheeky
feed on Adam's man-boob
and necked a litre of
protein shake and testosterone
before he pulled her off.
Naughty baby.
Hi! So, hey, this is...
this is your godparents.
Auntie Paige and Uncle Adam.
Yeah. So, this is...
Guys, meet Sienna.
Would you like to take a seat? Yeah.
We'll have a play date.
Is that what it's called?
And we can have a mothers' meeting.
Yes. I love that.
And then we can have
our dads' meeting. Yeah.
We'll really talk...
talk our business.
How's Sage getting on?
Sage is getting on really well.
I mean, Paige had to calm him down.
Yeah, he's a mammy's boy.
I calmed her down,
I calmed her down.
Sienna's a daddy's girl.
Whoa!
I can see me doing this, to be fair.
Would you want a boy
or a girl first?
Er, probably a girl.
Where's the... Where's the bottle?
OK. We're gonna...
We're gonna get you your food, OK?
Don't, don't, don't, don't worry,
don't worry, don't worry.
Shh! Daddy's coming.
- They're so cute!
- Is there spare nappies, then?
Oh!
So far, so good, yeah? Parenting?
Do you reckon you want a kid soon?
A few years.
You look like a moody mum!
Me?!
Yeah.
I'm gonna make you strong.
Like me and Davide.
Getting in the gym today.
Yeah.
Your baby's crying. I think
you might wanna look after it.
Do you want me to have a turn?
Shh! Your daddy's here.
I think Rog is gonna be
a nice little test
for how the future's
gonna pan out for us.
It's also making me realise
we've gotta wait a bit.
But when it gets going,
it's gonna be like a train.
It won't stop. I won't... Yeah, and
we'll just keep popping them out.
All right, all right,
there's something wrong now.
Right, get me the tequila, honestly.
You're OK, you're OK, you're OK.
You're OK, you're OK,
you're OK, you're OK.
You're OK. You're OK.
You're OK, you're OK.
What are nursery rhymes?
Welcome to being a father, huh?
She hasn't actually eaten, so...
She stopped!
She stopped!
Mm-hm.
Perfect.
Who your daddy?
I'm your daddy.
Who your daddy?
I'm your daddy.
Who your daddy?
I'm your daddy.
I'm actually happy
you can calm her down. Thank fuck!
Dami's been doing an amazing job.
Such a good dad.
And honestly,
I couldn't ask for a better father.
We're proud
to bring you a Love Island first.
Davide paying attention
to another female
and Ekin-Su not kicking off.
The carbonara is on standby
just in case.
We should put suncream in a bit.
The sun is hot.
Some face cream for the face.
Yeah.
Are you creaming the baby up?
Yeah, the sun is hot.
There you go, Daddy. Come on.
Davide, we've got dad bods.
What's dad bod?
Erm...
Stereotypically,
when you have a baby,
you get out of shape, don't you?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
So, like, people say
"Oh, you've got a dad bod."
So we can eat all the crisps now,
cos we're done. We're settled.
All right, I've got that. Yeah.
'It's going well. She just ate.'
We'll do some activities later on.
We'll do some gym.
We'll start on the baby.
Yeah, we'll do the gym squat
with the baby. With Irene.
The good news is,
there's always one boob free
for baby Leo,
because as we all know,
Andrew only needs the one.
Let me give some milk.
Some milk?
No, Leo.
No, no, no... Stop crying.
You can take this one.
Grab the head!
Andrew!
You're gonna have his head
fucking roll off.
Sorry? Can you hear him any more?
I can't.
What?
Can you hear him any more?
Whatever.
Are you actually having me on?
'Leo, he's my best mate, you know?'
And, erm... Yeah, I've got
a good bond with him already,
gonna be my best mate.
BABY CRIES What's this?
Come to Daddy.
Oh, a text.
I've got a text!
Oh.
Shut up.
Let me hold her.
Oh, go on, then, Ekin.
Wait, give me Leo.
Mum's here to party! Ha-ha!
Whoo!
Daddy day care!
We don't need her anyway.
Say bye to Mum.
Bye!
Why are you shaking your head?
Why-Why do you get to go out?
Cos we do all the work.
Yeah, it's quite nice
to get away from the girls.
Have a bit of peace and quiet
from them.
We can have a little dads'
bonding session, you know,
with the kids, you know?
My daytime dress, honey.
Let's go to see the gym,
where Papa Davide trains.
Irene,
it's important to stay healthy.
Oh, I'm excited! Whoo!
You look stunning as a mum.
Thanks, babe.
I'm actually gonna miss Leo.
What's going on?
Have a little cry here and there.
Show your emotions, that's fine.
It's good anyway that
we leave the babies with the boys
for a little while.
Give them some bonding time. Yeah.
Honestly, we've had a kid,
and we look this good. Yeah.
I think it's just because
we've got our boys whipped,
it's that easy.
What was the saying?
Treat 'em mean,
keep 'em keen!
Go, go.
Quick picture, quick picture.
Lovely. Yes, girls.
Whoo!
Girls' day out.
Girls' day out!
Whoo!
These dolls
have everything they need.
Nappies, little hats, dummies.
And the good news is the dummies
have promised to look after them
until the girls get home!
Now, you do actually have
your mum's eyes,
so that's good.
You know, it's part of her. We think
you do have your mum's nose.
Right, shall we make the baby food?
In a blender?
Pepper, tomato, carrots.
Pepper, tomato, carrots,
and is this aubergine?
Yeah, it is.
How's that?
Tastes like baby food.
Irene!
Look what I've got.
Mmm, yum!
Fucking hell. Oh, shit.
He spilled it down her!
We ate a smoothie,
and, yeah, she put a bit
on the T-shirt, but it's fine.
Later on, we're gonna get changed.
Do you think they'll like it?
Mine loves it. She's a healthy girl.
When I give her food,
she doesn't cry. She's like me.
If you give me food, I'm happy,
so if I give her food, she's happy.
Irene screamed at Davide earlier,
and he made her a carbonara.
Force of habit.
And Dami's got a trick up his sleeve
to keep the peace.
Hmm! Hmm!
Why are you crying in my ear, girl?
It's OK, you can cry.
You're the only girl allowed to cry
and I'll accept it, OK?
Good girl.
OK.
Don't mind the other babies.
You just focus on what you've got.
And if you're not crying,
you don't need to cry just cos
the other babies are crying.
That's another thing in life.
You don't have to give in
to peer pressure.
The firepit is very special,
I didn't tell you.
Your mum told me
about her superpower,
her superpower being
that she has an implant
that makes her be able to hear.
Which is very, very special.
Very, very brave.
And she, with this implant,
can hear.
While the boys
are back holding the baby,
the girls are having a little trip.
Now, people say I'm
unfairly critical of the dates team.
To those people,
I present exhibit A -
grapefruits cut in half,
staple-gunned to trees.
The prosecution rests.
Wait, is this an orange?
Grapefruit!
This is so stunning, honestly.
How lucky are we?
Fuck the men.
It's all about us right now.
So, ladies,
shall we start with a cheers?
To us yummy mummies
being out of the villa,
leaving the boys at home,
finally doing a day's work
in their life. Yep.
And we're gonna have
a great brunch.
Yes!
Cheers, girlies.
Whoo!
Girls, how do you think
the boys are getting on
with the babies without us?
Who's got confidence?
I do. I have conf... Yeah.
I have a lot of confidence in Dami.
Dami is smashing it so far.
Literally,
when I was back at the villa,
I barely got a chance with the baby
because he was just all on it,
like, literally,
all over the baby, so...
Does that make you fancy him more?
Well, you know what?
Not that I'd ever be,
like, a runaway mum,
but I know that
if I was to have a child,
I could just leave the baby
with Dami and he'll be A-OK.
So it's nice to know
that he knows what he's doing. Yeah.
It's weird,
I've just never had that, like,
motherly thing in me to be like,
"Yeah, I definitely
do wanna have kids,"
but then, obviously...
I don't know, like, with Andrew,
very long in the future,
I kind of see it with him.
How's Luca with the baby?
Yeah, what's Luca like?
He's actually been really cute.
I could see him being a good dad.
I feel like he'd be more of the,
like, lenient parent out of the two.
No, honestly, Adam, he is
really good with the baby, actually.
I wouldn't have expected it,
for sure, but it's cute to see.
Does he want kids?
Yeah, he wants kids.
I think I'm ready, guys.
Really?
Do you think Davide's ready, though?
Yeah, 100%.
Really? Has he said?
Well, he doesn't have to say it.
Actions speak louder than words,
my love. Hmm!
So, who do you reckon makes
the best dad out of all the boys?
What are we saying?
If we had to say one?
Dami. Not even being biased,
but I'm going for Dami.
Mm, I would say Dami.
He's literally just so hands-on
and so...
He just gets stuck in,
like, straightaway.
Girls,
I'm really enjoying this brunch.
I'm really enjoying it.
The food is absolutely insane.
Davide's giving Irene
a tour of the villa.
"Mummy shouted at me here,
"Mamma swore at me here,
and I called Mummy fake over here."
Here's the terrace,
where the mum has been bad.
You don't need to be a bad baby.
You want to be a good girl.
Yeah, it's bad, the terrace.
We don't like the terrace.
No. Let's go out.
Let's go in the garden.
'Today, we are having a great day
without the mum.'
She's a daddy's girl.
She said, "Mamma cattiva."
"Mamma bad." Yeah?
What on Earth...?
Some lipstick.
Put the eyelash.
Maybe some of this.
Look.
Let's go to see the boys now.
Saying, "Hey, boys!"
Hey, boys!
BABY WAILS Irene, don't cry!
'We are enjoying our time.'
I'm sure I will be a lovely dad,
very caring.
Yeah, I will take care of my kids.
"Hey, boys!"
Hey, girls!
"I'm Irene, the new bombshell."
We got a new bombshell, guys...
Irene!
"Hi, boys."
Ekin-Su will kill me
when she will see I put lipstick.
OK, shall we get rid of this?
It's not time yet for this.
They can take their time.
Enjoy, girls, outside.
We don't care, Irene.
We are having good time.
I'm gutted that my baby's
got Davide's eyes, though.
My baby's ugly.
It is! I'm sorry, it is.
It's really ugly.
I don't know, it's like...
It doesn't look like me or Luca.
Oh, speaking of Luca, like,
did you guys sort everything out
from yesterday?
Yeah, no, everything was fine.
I think, in a normal life situation,
I wouldn't be licking anyone's neck,
do you know what I mean?
It's just he thinks, you know,
we're not right for each other
if we argue,
and that's not the case at all.
Yeah, and, today, we're absolutely
fine, like nothing even happened.
Indiyah, how's it going
with you and Dami? OK?
Things are actually going
really well with me and Dami.
but, like, two days ago, we may
or may not have dropped the L-bomb.
Oh!
Did he?
Spill the beans. Who said it first,
what was the situation?
We were just in the kitchen,
having a general chat,
and he was like,
"I honestly really do love you."
And I was like,
"I love you, too."
No, I'm so happy for you guys.
I've been on the Damiyah train.
I feel like everyone's grown
so much in here.
I didn't think I'd come in here
and find someone
that I got on better with.
Like, I trust that boy so much,
and I think we're both
just so ready
to see what it's gonna be like
on the outside now.
So, for me, Adam came in,
and I've honestly not been happier.
We know where we stand
with each other,
we know we're confident
with each other
and that we wanna pursue things
on the outside.
And I'm just like, "Oh, my gosh,
this guy, who would've thought?"
Now, Tasha, how's it going
with you and Mr Tan-drew?
We're just, honestly,
ever since we've become official,
we know what we've gotta do,
we've talked about moving in
together when we get out.
I'm just...
No, Tash, we can see it.
I can see it.
I can see a change in you,
I can see a change in him,
and you both, honestly,
are just two different people.
You're both so happy,
bounce off each other.
It's literally fucking passionate,
passionate, bang.
So, Ekin,
how are things with you and Davide?
I realised, every time me and Davide
sat together, as friends...
there was just some magical thing
where we just look at each other
and just laugh.
So cute.
And I've not had that
in a relationship before.
And to see him as a dad,
please, God...
LAUGHTER Bless him.
..just give me some babies now.
Here's to the most fittest MILFs
of Love Island 2022.
The day out's finished,
as have the careers of everyone
involved in putting it together,
after what will be
forever known as Grapefruitgate.
Mm.
Good, baby Leo.
Mm.
You're a good boy.
Mm, good girl. Good girl.
The mummies are back.
We're back, baby!
We're home!
Mums back in action.
Honeys, we're home!
Oh, here they are.
Oh!
What the fuck?
Amazing!
Oh, she's not crying!
You see, she doesn't cry.
No.
How was your day?
It was great! Had a great time.
What's on his face?
There you go.
Oh!
So, you didn't do any pram races,
or throwing them about?
No.
You didn't injure the babies?
No. I know when Andrew's lying.
Like, he's laughing.
Why has she got make-up
all over her face?
I don't know,
it's probably the soup.
We done detox smoothie.
Baby, what did you do?
Nothing. We are playing a game.
Ah.
Me and Irene, we enjoyed.
Now it's your turn.
Oh, no!
Now I'm gonna chill, Ekin-Su,
so you... sort it out.
Don't think she likes you, Gem.
No, she's just annoyed because
I've left her with you all day,
so she's just showing me
that she's a bit annoyed.
You reckon?
What, she's letting you know
she's not happy?
Do you want me to get her to settle?
No, it's all right. I've got it.
BABY CRIES You sure?
All right, I've just got back.
Don't push my fucking buttons.
Come to Daddy. Come to Daddy.
I think it's worse with you.
Well, this is not
a very nice welcome.
Get used to it.
BABY CALMS Shh, good girl.
Well, Mummy's had a good day out.
Really? Did she, now?
Went out with Auntie Paige,
Auntie Ekin,
Auntie Tasha and Auntie Gem.
Mm-hm.
And then we had a lovely brunch.
Mm-hm.
There was a huge cheeseboard
with cheeses... Wow.
..salami, olives, Parma ham.
Salami, olives, whoa.
And we had, like, fresh bread.
Fresh bread!
And Mummy had two glasses
of prosecco,
and it was really, really tasty.
That's why Mummy's so happy.
That's why I can't breastfeed you
right now.
I have to stick with the bottle,
cos I had prosecco.
So now that, you know,
you've smashed it this time,
next time, we can go out for longer.
I can have a day out,
not just a brunch.
No, we're having a week off now,
we're having a week off.
No, I can go out for the whole day
now next time, not just an hour.
That's fine, isn't it?
You've been off for the full day.
You were off this morning as well.
It's cos I know you can handle it.
I'm the only dad
that had a baby this morning.
I'm just setting the tone,
do you know what I mean?
Oh, setting the tone.
Yeah. This will not be a thing.
You can choose three days
out of the week.
Oh? So now you're planning babies?
No, not at all.
I just feel like with you I can just
kind of see it as a vision,
like, having a little kid.
Mm! It's definitely gonna happen.
You honestly think it definitely
will happen in a year? Yeah.
Do you want me to look after Leo?
Yeah.
Look at you,
pieing Leo off like that.
I got a text!
The boys are going out...?
What the fuck?! Whoo-hoo!
First party with Mum and Dad!
He's gonna be a raver!
We're going to a party!
Teeny tiny clothes
scattered all over the villa?
No, they've not been rummaging
through Danica's suitcase,
it's time for the baby disco!
It's all right when it's, like,
your sister's or your brother's
or something,
cos you can just give it back.
If it starts crying,
we'll put it in the wardrobe.
What... Eurgh!
Why are you doing that?
I love you more
than your dad loves you, OK?
I said to Luca, I said,
"I need two hours to get ready.
"If you come and bring
that fucking baby up,
"I'll be in a bad mood all night."
Nah, she's fucking beautiful, man.
What?!
Girl, you're more stylish than me.
Poor father.
Aw!
OK, get rid of the hair.
Here we are.
Aw! Ready to rock.
You're all dressed, ready to go.
Look at his shoes!
Do you like them?
Yeah.
Aww!
Aww!
Stop it now! Oh, they've got names.
Have they?
No way!
No! Baby jugs.
Aww!
Leo Le Page!
Look at you!
Right, here's to making
best friends,
creating the best connections
and having a big baby bash!
The baby disco's gonna be fun,
relaxing and a right good laugh
for the parents.
In other words,
nothing like an actual baby disco.
That was the best party I've
actually had since I've been here.
The kids were breakdancing.
- We had bubbles.
- Mm-hm.
We had snacks as well, man.
It was so fun.
The baby disco was popping off.
Sage was loving it, and had him
on the feet moving around.
Nailed it. He gets all that
from me, obviously. Yeah.
She's got moves like her dad.
Loves a salsa dance.
Yeah, just had a blast
with all the other babies.
'I had the time of my life.'
This is so adorable!
It was cute, it was nice.
What's the one thing
no kids' party's complete without?
No, not some prat
throwing up on your sofa.
A game of Pass The Parcel!
Whoo!
Now back.
Send it back.
What are you gonna do? Throw it?
Oh, well done, Sage.
Well done, Leo.
Whoo!
Well done, Sienna.
Ohhhh!
Right, Sienna, babes.
"Pass the parcel
to the sexiest mummy."
Ooooh!
Aww!
What a surprise
What are we saying?
I feel like I am the sexiest mummy.
She is the sexiest mummy. Can't
complain, do you know what I mean?
Sienna agreed. She was the one
that passed the parcel.
She literally passed it
to her mother, so...
She knows.
She knows the drill.
Come on, Rog.
Ooh, you're fucking head-butting
the thing.
Ohhhhh!
'Baby Shark'
Come on, Leo. Open it up.
"Pass the parcel
to the sexiest daddy."
Hey!
What, who are you passing it to?
Andrew.
No, no, no... What?
Say it again.
Daddy.
Sexiest daddy...
I mean, come on, look at him.
I mean, all day,
seeing him with Leo,
and I was literally like,
"Yeah, he is one fit, sexy man."
Ohhhhhh!
What are you saying, Irene?
Good girl, good girl.
Good girl. Well done!
Oh! Right...
So, the winners of Baby Day are...
Ohhh, drum roll...
..Dami and Indiyah!
I would like to say
you just won cos of me.
Moving on!
Aww!
Well done, Dami.
It's a little award!
Oh, shit!
That's actually lit, you know.
"Best parents of the year,
Dami and Indiyah."
Well done.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
You're in good hands, babe,
good hands.
Yeah, when she's in MY hands.
Best parents of the year.
Love Island, 2022.
Dami and Indiyah.
Yeah, that is my name,
that's your name too.
That's my name.
Damn!
What can we say?
We know how to raise children.
We should have many more.
Many more. Four. Today.
On the bed. Let's go.
And now,
boys and girls, it's time for bed.
Night, night!
Aw, I feel like
a CBeebies presenter,
except I don't have to do
regional panto.
Well, for now...
The thing is, we'll be
the best parents in real life.
Exactly.
I know it.
You do know that, don't you?
Yes.
And I can't wait.
Is there a babygrow over there?
Baby what? Babygrow.
What's that?
All-in-one, babygrow.
The blue one.
Good night.
No...
Done. Great having you,
won't be seeing you soon,
all the best.
Right, Mum and Dad time.
GEMMA CHUCKLES Yeah.
What are you doing?
Wrapping him up, nice and warm.
There. Beautifully done.
SHE KISSES Night.
Why does it sound like snogging?
Good night, babies.
Mwah! Mummy would bend down,
but I'm in high heels.
Yeah, this dress is not the one.
Good night.
Mwah, baby. Good night.
Good night.
What a night, what a day.
What a day!
Hard, isn't it, being a parent?
I'm knackered.
It made me tired, honestly.
Who?
One day of being a parent. Hm.
Being a dad.
This is not even the real deal.
Imagine the real deal.
Do you think I'll be a good mum?
Er... I don't know.
I didn't see you a lot in action.
Everyone said I'd be a good mummy.
From what I see, yeah.
OK, good.
I think you'd be a good dad.
Thank you.
It's just nice to see the caring
side of you as well, with a baby.
I think, all round,
the boys done all right.
Girls, I think,
you enjoyed your day out.
No. When I was here, I was good.
Yeah, you were, actually,
and I think you will be a good mum.
I told you this.
Do you feel like you could see me
being a good dad to your kids?
I think you'd be a good dad, yeah.
To your kids?
Yeah, I think you'd be a good dad.
I actually think
I'd be a good mum in the future.
Yeah?
Yeah, I'd be the cool one.
Like, I don't think
I'd be a strict mum.
Hmm...
think I'd be quite lenient.
Yeah, I'd say the same, but I feel
like that would not be the case.
No. Did it make you broody?
Me?
Yeah.
I dunno.
I think when I was younger, I said
I definitely didn't want kids,
but I've changed my mind now,
but not cos of this.
Not cos of this.
I changed my mind before this.
Look at him, dressed like a fucking
dad with his shirt tucked in!
He does look good, though.
So, Dami, are you feeling broody?
Broody? Yeah.
I miss Leo.
Broody. Broody means making kids.
No, broody means that
you wanna have a baby, yeah.
Yeah, why not?
Like... Oh, my God.
What about you, Andrew?
Am I broody? Mmm...
Yeah, like you feel like
you can have a kid right now?
No. Not right now.
Not have sex. Have a baby.
I understand.
Yeah. Impregnate you.
No. No. Again.
As in... Yeah, whatever.
But you feel like
you would have a baby and...
Like what we did today,
you wanna do it?
If I had a baby right now,
I think I'd be OK.
I'd be fine. Like, obviously...
If I HAD a baby now, yeah...
Yeah, but has this made you
want a baby right now?
Or, like, soon?
Yeah. I wouldn't mind having...
It'd be nice to actually have
your own little person.
How many kids do you want, Indiyah?
Four.
Four?!
You want four? Yeah.
You better get cracking now, mate.
Four!
Are you listening to her?
Four, you know.
My vagina could not hack it.
Today's taught our Islanders
that if they do have a baby,
they'll need patience, tolerance
and, more than anything,
a full-time nanny.
Oh, what a day!
Does anyone feel genuinely broody
after that, though?
I did this morning,
when they first came. Yeah.
But then... By the end of the night,
I said, "Fuck this." Yeah.
This is why I like being an auntie,
because I can give them back.
Well, boys, first day as parents.
Dami, you took the win.
Took the win. What can I say?
It was never really in doubt.
It's good to see
that Dami's a good dad, though.
He's such a good dad.
If anything gave me broody vibes,
it was those little cups. Yeah.
But if we actually do have one,
if we have a boy,
we definitely wanna call it Leo.
We definitely want to keep it
and show Leo when he's older,
and be like, you know, "We came up
with your name ten years ago!"
Literally during a challenge!
I'm just never dropping my kid
at any of you guys' house.
LAUGHTER That's literally it!
Will you be godfather to mine?
Yeah, if you want me to.
Thanks.
Night!
..on Love Island...
..one couple hit the rocks...
It's obviously not nice to see.
So you were annoyed at it.
Nah, I can't be arsed.
Do you wanna be with me?
Well, obviously.
..and you had your say.
The couple with the fewest votes,
and therefore dumped from the island
is...
Tonight...
Six couples
have been chasing your votes,
all running
the same election manifesto,
to trouser 50 grand next Monday.
The three couples with the lowest
votes were Danica and Jamie,
Indiyah and Dami,
and Paige and Adam.
All three couples are at risk
of being dumped from the island
immediately.
The couple with the fewest votes,
and therefore dumped
from the island is...
Jamie and Danica.
Danica has inspired
a lot of people in here.
She kept her crown on her head,
head held high.
Honestly, I'm going to miss her
so, so much.
Oh, God, girls. Love you.
Love you.
Pleasure.
It's been a pleasure, man.
Do you know what?
Jamie's back out for preseason,
but also, he's got a little
fireball, in Danica, with him.
Right, that's the last time
I see the firepit.
I didn't expect it, and I know it's
not long before I see her again,
but just waking up in the morning,
and she's not gonna be here, like,
I'll miss everything about Danica,
you know, her vibe, her energy.
Do you know what?
I'm walking out of here
with somebody that I genuinely think
I've got a good connection with.
Yeah!
So proud of myself.
Gonna give it a good shot
with Danica on the outside?
Yeah, 100%, bro. Why not?
That's good.
It seems like
she's kind of found someone
she can actually be herself
fully with,
and that will actually accept her.
And I hope it just continues
on the outside as well
because she does deserve that.
Besties for life, all six of us.
It's been a pleasure.
Go, Danica!
It has been the most surreal
experience of my life.
Very grateful
to be leaving with Jamie.
See you soon, guys.
My journey was a lot shorter than
Danica's, obviously,
but I went in
to find a genuine connection,
and I feel like I have done that.
Came in, I was this big,
ballsy, confident bombshell.
I thought,
"I can take any man if I want to."
Was a little bit harder than
anticipated, but do you know what?
I stayed and, you know,
I really do feel like
I've walked out with the right guy,
so, you know,
I'm really happy with that.
Are you OK? She was my girl,
do you know what I mean?
And, like, it's shitty,
but I'm proud of her,
do you know what I mean?
She did what she had to do,
sixth time lucky,
and she gave it her best.
Such a good exit as well,
by the way.
Yeah, THE best exit we've seen.
I think it was
the best entrance we've ever seen,
and the best exit we've ever seen.
She was, like,
"I want a man obsessed with me."
This one wasn't, this one wasn't,
this one wasn't, this one wasn't,
and then finally...
Never settle for anything less,
ladies.
Never, ever.
No, we know our worth, honey.
I really wasn't expecting that,
I'm sorry. And now there's five.
There's only five couples left
and it's, like,
you can just feel the silence
in the villa.
It's just us, strong couples.
And you think, "Wow, look how far
we've bloody come," sort of thing.
I can't believe Danica's gone.
That girl has left big shoes
to fill.
Actually, who am I kidding?
She's a child size 2.
But the other Islanders
wish her all the best.
I do hope it does work out
between them
because Danica deserves it, man.
I couldn't even have any idea
as to why I think we'd be up there.
I don't know. Hmm.
Do you know what I mean? Yeah.
I genuinely do not know.
Absolutely grateful to be here,
absolutely grateful,
and I wanna experience this thing
with him to the fullest,
but if we were to go home,
it's, like, I'm happy,
do you know what I mean?
Because I'm happy with him, happy
with our situation and everything.
So... we were top three tonight.
Yeah.
It was a nice feeling.
It was actually a really nice
feeling for me as well.
Naturally, it was not nice...
..to see Danica leave, but...
Yeah. But we'll see her soon.
Yeah. I mean,
we are nearly at the end.
It's not like
we're not gonna see her in a month.
Yeah, we expect things like this
to happen.
I'm very happy
I'm with my man still. Honestly.
It was just an overwhelming...
love, almost.
It's some sort of form of love,
knowing that the public has voted us
still here.
It was just... big emotion
of love and joy, and I'm so happy.
There's nothing worse
than endlessly battling
for survival at the bottom.
Just ask Ayr United fans.
Guys, I'm joking
Anyway, Andrew and Tasha
are relieved
that, for once, they didn't have to.
I did not expect that.
No. No. It's good.
Yeah, from being in the bottom three
most weeks, week in, week out,
to that, it's obviously...
Yeah, it's a nice feeling, innit?
Like, yeah?
Yeah!
I did not think
we'd make it this far.
I'm sorry, but...
I genuinely did not think...
What, "we"?
Yeah. Maybe me, but...
Oi!
Yeah, fair.
I'm joking.
Once again, I'm just feeling
very, very grateful,
and very lucky to still be here
for another day with Andrew,
on our little journey.
I'm just happy that we're both just
in a very good place right now.
They've had a massive argument
over nothing.
You've never done that,
to be fair, have you?
No, but at least our arguments are
arguments, do you know what I mean?
It's about something.
They just have opposite opinions
about the situation.
They're both entitled
to their feelings.
I love you.
I love you too.
At least you guys are smiling.
Thank God, man.
Naturally, it's not nice
to see Danica leaving.
Yeah.
She's just got a load of energy,
doesn't she? Yeah.
She's class.
No-one does the moves like her.
And Jamie's a nice person.
Yeah.
It'll be good to see if they
give it a go on the outside.
Yeah, final five.
Final five.
When you lose someone,
it's never the same.
Especially when it's Danica.
Yeah.
Just gonna miss her presence
and her vibe. Yeah.
But it's not gonna be for long, and
she's living her best life, so...
Exactly. She found
the man of her dreams. Yeah.
Don't worry,
it's not Luca and Gemma
having another tiff.
The babies are here!
Wait, what is that noise?
I'm scared.
What?
Babies are crying.
Oh, you're joking!
'Baby'
by Justin Bieber
It's my nightmare. I've actually
woken up to a nightmare.
Davide, we've got a baby!
No way.
Shh.
Oh, my God, their clothes.
Their clothes.
Why are the girls
not doing anything?
Oh, Jesus, yours is loud.
What's wrong with your baby?
Each couple
has a baby to feed,
comfort and change its nappy.
This is not OK.
I was in charge
of getting the babies this year,
I Googled
"life-sized plastic dolls to love".
You would not believe
what arrived at my house!
I think I've broken his head
already.
He had no idea how to hold a baby
for burping.
I just thought he would do
that himself, to be honest.
No.
I can kinda do that on cue.
They must be taking the piss, man.
My ears are fucking ringing already.
Oh, it's loud! It's loud!
I feel like I'm attached.
I feel like, you know,
my experience here
has just gotten ten times better.
Do you know what, I was really good
at recorder and I think she's got
a music touch from her mum.
But I did say
I want her to do the violin.
Take him...
She.
I didn't know if I'd be a good dad,
but being here for eight weeks
and looking after Gemma,
I think I've got it in me.
This is nice.
Who does it look like?
I think it looks like Davide
a little bit.
It's got that look. The eyes.
Whose baby is that?
What's wrong with it?
He is not cute.
He looks like an old man.
Indiyah!
Just came out of nowhere.
He was literally a calm baby
two minutes ago.
Time to name the babies,
and this is an important moment.
It's the name these babies
are going to carry with them
all the way to the rubbish tip
tomorrow morning.
Is he gonna, like,
cry every minute of the day?
Hopefully not. Have you gotta
do stuff all the time?
Right, so what are we naming
the young man?
Freddie?
Freddie?
Melody.
Melody?
Or?
Ronke.
Coco?
No!
Why are you just naming her
after bombshells?
Man, no, I'm not.
As he calms himself down...
..I think we both know
what the baby name is.
Sage, yeah.
It's not up for discussion.
I'm glad you're on board.
- I'm... Um, yeah.
- So supportive
If he gets bullied in school,
it's on you.
Well, baby names were already
spoken about, apparently.
I mean,
do you wanna explain that one?
Well, I just like the name Sage.
It rhymes with Paige.
Yeah, wasn't up for discussion,
really, was it?
That was it.
Had no input with that one.
Can you give babies coffee?
Uh, are you joking?
No, absolutely not.
Let's do one of your family,
so they know it's after them.
Let's call her Rog.
Rog? Yeah.
You wouldn't call
our actual kid Rog, would you?
No, absolutely not.
My sister's nickname's Rog.
It looks a bit manly, the baby,
so it can suit her.
It just fits.
Funke!
Is that how you're gonna be
calling her? Yeah.
Oh, she's crying.
Funke, now, please.
Leo Andrew Le Page.
Aw!
We'll do that.
Yeah.
You are a natural.
I could leave you with him all day.
Hm... Nice try,
cos you will not leave.
Irene, I like.
That's Italian. Irene.
Irene? That's also Turkish.
Yeah?
Yeah, let's have that.
Irene.
Irene. That's a Turkish name.
It's Italian as well.
Oh, my God. Let's do that.
OK. OK, Irene.
Irene?
Sienna.
Sienna.
It's not bad.
Sienna Funke Hope.
Now that Sienna's been born...
Mm...
..I'm so happy.
Sage had a cheeky
feed on Adam's man-boob
and necked a litre of
protein shake and testosterone
before he pulled her off.
Naughty baby.
Hi! So, hey, this is...
this is your godparents.
Auntie Paige and Uncle Adam.
Yeah. So, this is...
Guys, meet Sienna.
Would you like to take a seat? Yeah.
We'll have a play date.
Is that what it's called?
And we can have a mothers' meeting.
Yes. I love that.
And then we can have
our dads' meeting. Yeah.
We'll really talk...
talk our business.
How's Sage getting on?
Sage is getting on really well.
I mean, Paige had to calm him down.
Yeah, he's a mammy's boy.
I calmed her down,
I calmed her down.
Sienna's a daddy's girl.
Whoa!
I can see me doing this, to be fair.
Would you want a boy
or a girl first?
Er, probably a girl.
Where's the... Where's the bottle?
OK. We're gonna...
We're gonna get you your food, OK?
Don't, don't, don't, don't worry,
don't worry, don't worry.
Shh! Daddy's coming.
- They're so cute!
- Is there spare nappies, then?
Oh!
So far, so good, yeah? Parenting?
Do you reckon you want a kid soon?
A few years.
You look like a moody mum!
Me?!
Yeah.
I'm gonna make you strong.
Like me and Davide.
Getting in the gym today.
Yeah.
Your baby's crying. I think
you might wanna look after it.
Do you want me to have a turn?
Shh! Your daddy's here.
I think Rog is gonna be
a nice little test
for how the future's
gonna pan out for us.
It's also making me realise
we've gotta wait a bit.
But when it gets going,
it's gonna be like a train.
It won't stop. I won't... Yeah, and
we'll just keep popping them out.
All right, all right,
there's something wrong now.
Right, get me the tequila, honestly.
You're OK, you're OK, you're OK.
You're OK, you're OK,
you're OK, you're OK.
You're OK. You're OK.
You're OK, you're OK.
What are nursery rhymes?
Welcome to being a father, huh?
She hasn't actually eaten, so...
She stopped!
She stopped!
Mm-hm.
Perfect.
Who your daddy?
I'm your daddy.
Who your daddy?
I'm your daddy.
Who your daddy?
I'm your daddy.
I'm actually happy
you can calm her down. Thank fuck!
Dami's been doing an amazing job.
Such a good dad.
And honestly,
I couldn't ask for a better father.
We're proud
to bring you a Love Island first.
Davide paying attention
to another female
and Ekin-Su not kicking off.
The carbonara is on standby
just in case.
We should put suncream in a bit.
The sun is hot.
Some face cream for the face.
Yeah.
Are you creaming the baby up?
Yeah, the sun is hot.
There you go, Daddy. Come on.
Davide, we've got dad bods.
What's dad bod?
Erm...
Stereotypically,
when you have a baby,
you get out of shape, don't you?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
So, like, people say
"Oh, you've got a dad bod."
So we can eat all the crisps now,
cos we're done. We're settled.
All right, I've got that. Yeah.
'It's going well. She just ate.'
We'll do some activities later on.
We'll do some gym.
We'll start on the baby.
Yeah, we'll do the gym squat
with the baby. With Irene.
The good news is,
there's always one boob free
for baby Leo,
because as we all know,
Andrew only needs the one.
Let me give some milk.
Some milk?
No, Leo.
No, no, no... Stop crying.
You can take this one.
Grab the head!
Andrew!
You're gonna have his head
fucking roll off.
Sorry? Can you hear him any more?
I can't.
What?
Can you hear him any more?
Whatever.
Are you actually having me on?
'Leo, he's my best mate, you know?'
And, erm... Yeah, I've got
a good bond with him already,
gonna be my best mate.
BABY CRIES What's this?
Come to Daddy.
Oh, a text.
I've got a text!
Oh.
Shut up.
Let me hold her.
Oh, go on, then, Ekin.
Wait, give me Leo.
Mum's here to party! Ha-ha!
Whoo!
Daddy day care!
We don't need her anyway.
Say bye to Mum.
Bye!
Why are you shaking your head?
Why-Why do you get to go out?
Cos we do all the work.
Yeah, it's quite nice
to get away from the girls.
Have a bit of peace and quiet
from them.
We can have a little dads'
bonding session, you know,
with the kids, you know?
My daytime dress, honey.
Let's go to see the gym,
where Papa Davide trains.
Irene,
it's important to stay healthy.
Oh, I'm excited! Whoo!
You look stunning as a mum.
Thanks, babe.
I'm actually gonna miss Leo.
What's going on?
Have a little cry here and there.
Show your emotions, that's fine.
It's good anyway that
we leave the babies with the boys
for a little while.
Give them some bonding time. Yeah.
Honestly, we've had a kid,
and we look this good. Yeah.
I think it's just because
we've got our boys whipped,
it's that easy.
What was the saying?
Treat 'em mean,
keep 'em keen!
Go, go.
Quick picture, quick picture.
Lovely. Yes, girls.
Whoo!
Girls' day out.
Girls' day out!
Whoo!
These dolls
have everything they need.
Nappies, little hats, dummies.
And the good news is the dummies
have promised to look after them
until the girls get home!
Now, you do actually have
your mum's eyes,
so that's good.
You know, it's part of her. We think
you do have your mum's nose.
Right, shall we make the baby food?
In a blender?
Pepper, tomato, carrots.
Pepper, tomato, carrots,
and is this aubergine?
Yeah, it is.
How's that?
Tastes like baby food.
Irene!
Look what I've got.
Mmm, yum!
Fucking hell. Oh, shit.
He spilled it down her!
We ate a smoothie,
and, yeah, she put a bit
on the T-shirt, but it's fine.
Later on, we're gonna get changed.
Do you think they'll like it?
Mine loves it. She's a healthy girl.
When I give her food,
she doesn't cry. She's like me.
If you give me food, I'm happy,
so if I give her food, she's happy.
Irene screamed at Davide earlier,
and he made her a carbonara.
Force of habit.
And Dami's got a trick up his sleeve
to keep the peace.
Hmm! Hmm!
Why are you crying in my ear, girl?
It's OK, you can cry.
You're the only girl allowed to cry
and I'll accept it, OK?
Good girl.
OK.
Don't mind the other babies.
You just focus on what you've got.
And if you're not crying,
you don't need to cry just cos
the other babies are crying.
That's another thing in life.
You don't have to give in
to peer pressure.
The firepit is very special,
I didn't tell you.
Your mum told me
about her superpower,
her superpower being
that she has an implant
that makes her be able to hear.
Which is very, very special.
Very, very brave.
And she, with this implant,
can hear.
While the boys
are back holding the baby,
the girls are having a little trip.
Now, people say I'm
unfairly critical of the dates team.
To those people,
I present exhibit A -
grapefruits cut in half,
staple-gunned to trees.
The prosecution rests.
Wait, is this an orange?
Grapefruit!
This is so stunning, honestly.
How lucky are we?
Fuck the men.
It's all about us right now.
So, ladies,
shall we start with a cheers?
To us yummy mummies
being out of the villa,
leaving the boys at home,
finally doing a day's work
in their life. Yep.
And we're gonna have
a great brunch.
Yes!
Cheers, girlies.
Whoo!
Girls, how do you think
the boys are getting on
with the babies without us?
Who's got confidence?
I do. I have conf... Yeah.
I have a lot of confidence in Dami.
Dami is smashing it so far.
Literally,
when I was back at the villa,
I barely got a chance with the baby
because he was just all on it,
like, literally,
all over the baby, so...
Does that make you fancy him more?
Well, you know what?
Not that I'd ever be,
like, a runaway mum,
but I know that
if I was to have a child,
I could just leave the baby
with Dami and he'll be A-OK.
So it's nice to know
that he knows what he's doing. Yeah.
It's weird,
I've just never had that, like,
motherly thing in me to be like,
"Yeah, I definitely
do wanna have kids,"
but then, obviously...
I don't know, like, with Andrew,
very long in the future,
I kind of see it with him.
How's Luca with the baby?
Yeah, what's Luca like?
He's actually been really cute.
I could see him being a good dad.
I feel like he'd be more of the,
like, lenient parent out of the two.
No, honestly, Adam, he is
really good with the baby, actually.
I wouldn't have expected it,
for sure, but it's cute to see.
Does he want kids?
Yeah, he wants kids.
I think I'm ready, guys.
Really?
Do you think Davide's ready, though?
Yeah, 100%.
Really? Has he said?
Well, he doesn't have to say it.
Actions speak louder than words,
my love. Hmm!
So, who do you reckon makes
the best dad out of all the boys?
What are we saying?
If we had to say one?
Dami. Not even being biased,
but I'm going for Dami.
Mm, I would say Dami.
He's literally just so hands-on
and so...
He just gets stuck in,
like, straightaway.
Girls,
I'm really enjoying this brunch.
I'm really enjoying it.
The food is absolutely insane.
Davide's giving Irene
a tour of the villa.
"Mummy shouted at me here,
"Mamma swore at me here,
and I called Mummy fake over here."
Here's the terrace,
where the mum has been bad.
You don't need to be a bad baby.
You want to be a good girl.
Yeah, it's bad, the terrace.
We don't like the terrace.
No. Let's go out.
Let's go in the garden.
'Today, we are having a great day
without the mum.'
She's a daddy's girl.
She said, "Mamma cattiva."
"Mamma bad." Yeah?
What on Earth...?
Some lipstick.
Put the eyelash.
Maybe some of this.
Look.
Let's go to see the boys now.
Saying, "Hey, boys!"
Hey, boys!
BABY WAILS Irene, don't cry!
'We are enjoying our time.'
I'm sure I will be a lovely dad,
very caring.
Yeah, I will take care of my kids.
"Hey, boys!"
Hey, girls!
"I'm Irene, the new bombshell."
We got a new bombshell, guys...
Irene!
"Hi, boys."
Ekin-Su will kill me
when she will see I put lipstick.
OK, shall we get rid of this?
It's not time yet for this.
They can take their time.
Enjoy, girls, outside.
We don't care, Irene.
We are having good time.
I'm gutted that my baby's
got Davide's eyes, though.
My baby's ugly.
It is! I'm sorry, it is.
It's really ugly.
I don't know, it's like...
It doesn't look like me or Luca.
Oh, speaking of Luca, like,
did you guys sort everything out
from yesterday?
Yeah, no, everything was fine.
I think, in a normal life situation,
I wouldn't be licking anyone's neck,
do you know what I mean?
It's just he thinks, you know,
we're not right for each other
if we argue,
and that's not the case at all.
Yeah, and, today, we're absolutely
fine, like nothing even happened.
Indiyah, how's it going
with you and Dami? OK?
Things are actually going
really well with me and Dami.
but, like, two days ago, we may
or may not have dropped the L-bomb.
Oh!
Did he?
Spill the beans. Who said it first,
what was the situation?
We were just in the kitchen,
having a general chat,
and he was like,
"I honestly really do love you."
And I was like,
"I love you, too."
No, I'm so happy for you guys.
I've been on the Damiyah train.
I feel like everyone's grown
so much in here.
I didn't think I'd come in here
and find someone
that I got on better with.
Like, I trust that boy so much,
and I think we're both
just so ready
to see what it's gonna be like
on the outside now.
So, for me, Adam came in,
and I've honestly not been happier.
We know where we stand
with each other,
we know we're confident
with each other
and that we wanna pursue things
on the outside.
And I'm just like, "Oh, my gosh,
this guy, who would've thought?"
Now, Tasha, how's it going
with you and Mr Tan-drew?
We're just, honestly,
ever since we've become official,
we know what we've gotta do,
we've talked about moving in
together when we get out.
I'm just...
No, Tash, we can see it.
I can see it.
I can see a change in you,
I can see a change in him,
and you both, honestly,
are just two different people.
You're both so happy,
bounce off each other.
It's literally fucking passionate,
passionate, bang.
So, Ekin,
how are things with you and Davide?
I realised, every time me and Davide
sat together, as friends...
there was just some magical thing
where we just look at each other
and just laugh.
So cute.
And I've not had that
in a relationship before.
And to see him as a dad,
please, God...
LAUGHTER Bless him.
..just give me some babies now.
Here's to the most fittest MILFs
of Love Island 2022.
The day out's finished,
as have the careers of everyone
involved in putting it together,
after what will be
forever known as Grapefruitgate.
Mm.
Good, baby Leo.
Mm.
You're a good boy.
Mm, good girl. Good girl.
The mummies are back.
We're back, baby!
We're home!
Mums back in action.
Honeys, we're home!
Oh, here they are.
Oh!
What the fuck?
Amazing!
Oh, she's not crying!
You see, she doesn't cry.
No.
How was your day?
It was great! Had a great time.
What's on his face?
There you go.
Oh!
So, you didn't do any pram races,
or throwing them about?
No.
You didn't injure the babies?
No. I know when Andrew's lying.
Like, he's laughing.
Why has she got make-up
all over her face?
I don't know,
it's probably the soup.
We done detox smoothie.
Baby, what did you do?
Nothing. We are playing a game.
Ah.
Me and Irene, we enjoyed.
Now it's your turn.
Oh, no!
Now I'm gonna chill, Ekin-Su,
so you... sort it out.
Don't think she likes you, Gem.
No, she's just annoyed because
I've left her with you all day,
so she's just showing me
that she's a bit annoyed.
You reckon?
What, she's letting you know
she's not happy?
Do you want me to get her to settle?
No, it's all right. I've got it.
BABY CRIES You sure?
All right, I've just got back.
Don't push my fucking buttons.
Come to Daddy. Come to Daddy.
I think it's worse with you.
Well, this is not
a very nice welcome.
Get used to it.
BABY CALMS Shh, good girl.
Well, Mummy's had a good day out.
Really? Did she, now?
Went out with Auntie Paige,
Auntie Ekin,
Auntie Tasha and Auntie Gem.
Mm-hm.
And then we had a lovely brunch.
Mm-hm.
There was a huge cheeseboard
with cheeses... Wow.
..salami, olives, Parma ham.
Salami, olives, whoa.
And we had, like, fresh bread.
Fresh bread!
And Mummy had two glasses
of prosecco,
and it was really, really tasty.
That's why Mummy's so happy.
That's why I can't breastfeed you
right now.
I have to stick with the bottle,
cos I had prosecco.
So now that, you know,
you've smashed it this time,
next time, we can go out for longer.
I can have a day out,
not just a brunch.
No, we're having a week off now,
we're having a week off.
No, I can go out for the whole day
now next time, not just an hour.
That's fine, isn't it?
You've been off for the full day.
You were off this morning as well.
It's cos I know you can handle it.
I'm the only dad
that had a baby this morning.
I'm just setting the tone,
do you know what I mean?
Oh, setting the tone.
Yeah. This will not be a thing.
You can choose three days
out of the week.
Oh? So now you're planning babies?
No, not at all.
I just feel like with you I can just
kind of see it as a vision,
like, having a little kid.
Mm! It's definitely gonna happen.
You honestly think it definitely
will happen in a year? Yeah.
Do you want me to look after Leo?
Yeah.
Look at you,
pieing Leo off like that.
I got a text!
The boys are going out...?
What the fuck?! Whoo-hoo!
First party with Mum and Dad!
He's gonna be a raver!
We're going to a party!
Teeny tiny clothes
scattered all over the villa?
No, they've not been rummaging
through Danica's suitcase,
it's time for the baby disco!
It's all right when it's, like,
your sister's or your brother's
or something,
cos you can just give it back.
If it starts crying,
we'll put it in the wardrobe.
What... Eurgh!
Why are you doing that?
I love you more
than your dad loves you, OK?
I said to Luca, I said,
"I need two hours to get ready.
"If you come and bring
that fucking baby up,
"I'll be in a bad mood all night."
Nah, she's fucking beautiful, man.
What?!
Girl, you're more stylish than me.
Poor father.
Aw!
OK, get rid of the hair.
Here we are.
Aw! Ready to rock.
You're all dressed, ready to go.
Look at his shoes!
Do you like them?
Yeah.
Aww!
Aww!
Stop it now! Oh, they've got names.
Have they?
No way!
No! Baby jugs.
Aww!
Leo Le Page!
Look at you!
Right, here's to making
best friends,
creating the best connections
and having a big baby bash!
The baby disco's gonna be fun,
relaxing and a right good laugh
for the parents.
In other words,
nothing like an actual baby disco.
That was the best party I've
actually had since I've been here.
The kids were breakdancing.
- We had bubbles.
- Mm-hm.
We had snacks as well, man.
It was so fun.
The baby disco was popping off.
Sage was loving it, and had him
on the feet moving around.
Nailed it. He gets all that
from me, obviously. Yeah.
She's got moves like her dad.
Loves a salsa dance.
Yeah, just had a blast
with all the other babies.
'I had the time of my life.'
This is so adorable!
It was cute, it was nice.
What's the one thing
no kids' party's complete without?
No, not some prat
throwing up on your sofa.
A game of Pass The Parcel!
Whoo!
Now back.
Send it back.
What are you gonna do? Throw it?
Oh, well done, Sage.
Well done, Leo.
Whoo!
Well done, Sienna.
Ohhhh!
Right, Sienna, babes.
"Pass the parcel
to the sexiest mummy."
Ooooh!
Aww!
What a surprise
What are we saying?
I feel like I am the sexiest mummy.
She is the sexiest mummy. Can't
complain, do you know what I mean?
Sienna agreed. She was the one
that passed the parcel.
She literally passed it
to her mother, so...
She knows.
She knows the drill.
Come on, Rog.
Ooh, you're fucking head-butting
the thing.
Ohhhhh!
'Baby Shark'
Come on, Leo. Open it up.
"Pass the parcel
to the sexiest daddy."
Hey!
What, who are you passing it to?
Andrew.
No, no, no... What?
Say it again.
Daddy.
Sexiest daddy...
I mean, come on, look at him.
I mean, all day,
seeing him with Leo,
and I was literally like,
"Yeah, he is one fit, sexy man."
Ohhhhhh!
What are you saying, Irene?
Good girl, good girl.
Good girl. Well done!
Oh! Right...
So, the winners of Baby Day are...
Ohhh, drum roll...
..Dami and Indiyah!
I would like to say
you just won cos of me.
Moving on!
Aww!
Well done, Dami.
It's a little award!
Oh, shit!
That's actually lit, you know.
"Best parents of the year,
Dami and Indiyah."
Well done.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
You're in good hands, babe,
good hands.
Yeah, when she's in MY hands.
Best parents of the year.
Love Island, 2022.
Dami and Indiyah.
Yeah, that is my name,
that's your name too.
That's my name.
Damn!
What can we say?
We know how to raise children.
We should have many more.
Many more. Four. Today.
On the bed. Let's go.
And now,
boys and girls, it's time for bed.
Night, night!
Aw, I feel like
a CBeebies presenter,
except I don't have to do
regional panto.
Well, for now...
The thing is, we'll be
the best parents in real life.
Exactly.
I know it.
You do know that, don't you?
Yes.
And I can't wait.
Is there a babygrow over there?
Baby what? Babygrow.
What's that?
All-in-one, babygrow.
The blue one.
Good night.
No...
Done. Great having you,
won't be seeing you soon,
all the best.
Right, Mum and Dad time.
GEMMA CHUCKLES Yeah.
What are you doing?
Wrapping him up, nice and warm.
There. Beautifully done.
SHE KISSES Night.
Why does it sound like snogging?
Good night, babies.
Mwah! Mummy would bend down,
but I'm in high heels.
Yeah, this dress is not the one.
Good night.
Mwah, baby. Good night.
Good night.
What a night, what a day.
What a day!
Hard, isn't it, being a parent?
I'm knackered.
It made me tired, honestly.
Who?
One day of being a parent. Hm.
Being a dad.
This is not even the real deal.
Imagine the real deal.
Do you think I'll be a good mum?
Er... I don't know.
I didn't see you a lot in action.
Everyone said I'd be a good mummy.
From what I see, yeah.
OK, good.
I think you'd be a good dad.
Thank you.
It's just nice to see the caring
side of you as well, with a baby.
I think, all round,
the boys done all right.
Girls, I think,
you enjoyed your day out.
No. When I was here, I was good.
Yeah, you were, actually,
and I think you will be a good mum.
I told you this.
Do you feel like you could see me
being a good dad to your kids?
I think you'd be a good dad, yeah.
To your kids?
Yeah, I think you'd be a good dad.
I actually think
I'd be a good mum in the future.
Yeah?
Yeah, I'd be the cool one.
Like, I don't think
I'd be a strict mum.
Hmm...
think I'd be quite lenient.
Yeah, I'd say the same, but I feel
like that would not be the case.
No. Did it make you broody?
Me?
Yeah.
I dunno.
I think when I was younger, I said
I definitely didn't want kids,
but I've changed my mind now,
but not cos of this.
Not cos of this.
I changed my mind before this.
Look at him, dressed like a fucking
dad with his shirt tucked in!
He does look good, though.
So, Dami, are you feeling broody?
Broody? Yeah.
I miss Leo.
Broody. Broody means making kids.
No, broody means that
you wanna have a baby, yeah.
Yeah, why not?
Like... Oh, my God.
What about you, Andrew?
Am I broody? Mmm...
Yeah, like you feel like
you can have a kid right now?
No. Not right now.
Not have sex. Have a baby.
I understand.
Yeah. Impregnate you.
No. No. Again.
As in... Yeah, whatever.
But you feel like
you would have a baby and...
Like what we did today,
you wanna do it?
If I had a baby right now,
I think I'd be OK.
I'd be fine. Like, obviously...
If I HAD a baby now, yeah...
Yeah, but has this made you
want a baby right now?
Or, like, soon?
Yeah. I wouldn't mind having...
It'd be nice to actually have
your own little person.
How many kids do you want, Indiyah?
Four.
Four?!
You want four? Yeah.
You better get cracking now, mate.
Four!
Are you listening to her?
Four, you know.
My vagina could not hack it.
Today's taught our Islanders
that if they do have a baby,
they'll need patience, tolerance
and, more than anything,
a full-time nanny.
Oh, what a day!
Does anyone feel genuinely broody
after that, though?
I did this morning,
when they first came. Yeah.
But then... By the end of the night,
I said, "Fuck this." Yeah.
This is why I like being an auntie,
because I can give them back.
Well, boys, first day as parents.
Dami, you took the win.
Took the win. What can I say?
It was never really in doubt.
It's good to see
that Dami's a good dad, though.
He's such a good dad.
If anything gave me broody vibes,
it was those little cups. Yeah.
But if we actually do have one,
if we have a boy,
we definitely wanna call it Leo.
We definitely want to keep it
and show Leo when he's older,
and be like, you know, "We came up
with your name ten years ago!"
Literally during a challenge!
I'm just never dropping my kid
at any of you guys' house.
LAUGHTER That's literally it!
Will you be godfather to mine?
Yeah, if you want me to.
Thanks.
Night!