Love Island (2015–…): Season 8, Episode 58 - Episode 58 - full transcript
'Keep On Movin' ' by Five
Previously...
on Love Island...
..two Islanders were at it again...
I'm the king.
Treat me like a queen, then.
No, babe, don't...
Oh, come on, I'm messing around.
And the talent show
raised the stakes.
I know what I want.
Ekin-Who?
Click. Click.
First episode
of Cooking With Davide.
Antigoni.
Tonight...
..the cracks are beginning to show.
Do you wanna be with me?
And YOU have your say.
'What's Love Got To Do
With It' by Kygo and Tina Turner
The curtain's just fallen
on the Love Island Talent Show 2022.
Without doubt, the least amount
of talent I've seen on display
since I watched Ayr United
playing away to Hearts.
When you done the rap bit, and
then you knew you were doing well,
so you started walking
towards everyone.
I can't even remember, to be honest.
I was so, like...
It just took over. Just took over.
No, no, I'm being genuinely serious.
Like, when you're doing that,
and, like, the adrenaline,
it's like,
"What am I actually doing?"
You started pointing.
Did I? Oh, my...
Argh!
It was unreal.
Oh, God.
Unreal. I know.
For some weird reason,
I still fancy you.
So you done well.
I'm amazed.
I've not given you the ick?
No. Yours was good as well.
Do you reckon?
Yeah.
No, it was a good way to finish.
What did you think of it?
I mean, you just looked cute.
"Cute"?!
Well, you didn't look sexy,
but you looked cute.
So, I've not thrown you off me?
No, it's not put me off, no.
Oh, I love you.
Indiyah's
about to utter a sentence
that has never in recorded history
been spoken by an audience
exiting an Iain Stirling
stand-up gig.
You know when you're laughing
so much you have tears?
I literally was starting to cry,
cos it was so funny.
Mm. I feel you, I feel you.
But did you still hear,
like, the tune?
Yeah, we knew it was
Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star.
I'm literally
taking that recorder home.
Yeah. By the time we get home,
I'm gonna train up.
I'm gonna be Grade 10. I can play
anything on recorder after that.
Indiyah, my baby girl,
like, honestly, that recorder,
it's not coming home with us.
I need to find it and destroy it.
I can whistle it.
THEY BOTH WHISTLE Shh!
Shush!
I'm trying to join you.
No, I don't want you to join me.
Oh.
Fine.
Every time
Davide falls out with Ekin-Su,
he makes her a carbonara.
He's now adding extra garlic
to carbonara number 153.
So, what happened with you and Ekin?
I don't really know.
She's been crying
about this carbonara, man.
Honestly, I don't remember.
Something about "fuck you around".
That's all I heard. She said...
"In Manchester", you said.
I said something in reply to her.
But when I say something in reply
to her, she gets upset, but...
I mean, if she thinks
that we go out,
she starts being the jealous,
possessive...
No, no. Tell me now.
No, it's not gonna work.
This behaviour
already pisses me off.
I don't know what happened
with Ekin-Su.
She basically got upset for some
things I said around the firepit.
She probably wanted just a bit of...
more attention from my side
and tell her, you know,
that I care about her.
Honestly, I don't know.
I don't remember.
Ekin, you OK?
Not really.
I really don't care.
I don't care any more.
I don't care any more, either.
Sure.
Fucking hell.
All this drama queen, honestly!
Mate, it quite literally does say
"Drama Queen", but...
Ekin, you guys was just joking
at the firepit. Right?
Yeah, it's just been taken...
You know, if she thinks
other people are involved,
it's not any more a joke for me.
Are you not tired?
Whatever it is,
just squish it, you guys.
Yeah, we're having a good night.
Seriously, though...
Yeah, why she need to put drama,
altering a good night?
Yeah, but you both were joking,
though.
Sometimes you know
what you're gonna get with Ekin,
and then sometimes you don't.
But, I mean, in a way,
you're kind of...
You're always gonna get drama
with Ekin, let me just say that, OK?
Let me just say that.
Put some for Ekin, please.
Yeah, give that Ekin,
because I'm not gonna eat with her.
You'll talk it out.
Davide said
I should give this to you.
Who said that?
Yeah.
Who?
Davide.
Eat, babes.
No, and that's OK.
You're not a fucking robot,
do you know what I mean? Mm.
I've had enough of this man.
He's pissing me off, right?
We're sitting there by the firepit,
and he's just basically chatting
about going out.
Basically saying,
"Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be wild."
And I don't know whether he's doing
it deliberately to piss me off.
You know, if you wanna crack on
on the outside, crack on.
It's not funny.
I don't find it that funny.
He needs to apologise.
OK, why are you upset?
Just... Obviously, we can banter.
It's funny,
but I think some comments
just got to me a little bit.
Yeah, for sure,
you commented something as well.
What, and then you...
Cos I said that, you said that?
I don't remember what you said,
honestly.
Then I said that, and then...
That's what I got annoyed at.
OK, you finished now?
Yeah.
OK, good. Peace?
Yeah.
Oh!
What's so difficult?
I don't know,
I just get a bit stubborn, I guess.
Just pisses me off, some comments.
Oh, no, the cameras, fuck sake!
Yeah, because you said...
It's not even a big deal,
but it's just...
Yeah, but I said the comment
because you said a comment.
Oh... Ooh!
You see? Karma.
Oh! My head.
Yeah, sorted.
OK, fine, then.
All this drama.
Well, honey...
Yeah, you are the queen, I know.
Yeah, but I don't want this drama
outside, I'm telling you now.
I don't either.
Yeah, but I'm telling you now,
I don't want.
Er, I don't want drama as well.
If you start...
Well, then don't create drama.
If you start saying things
that are gonna wind me up...
OK, Ekin.
Look, what can I say?
It's hard to stay angry
at the king of carbonara.
I think he's doing it
just to be playful.
The best thing
is giving him no reaction.
I think
I've learnt from this tonight.
OK, sorted.
It was quick.
Sorted.
To celebrate
how well the talent show went,
we've given the Islanders
a bedtime treat -
a crate of Red Bull
and all the Skittles they can eat.
We all just gave it the best go.
Yeah!
Had the best time.
I loved it.
Boo!
Oi!
Oi!
Yeah, we'll go. A magic show.
Adam, I was really shocked.
Where did you learn that?
I used to do it when I was a kid.
I've got loads, ya know?
Night!
Night, everyone. Sleep well.
Yes, those shots are nice,
but that drone pilot
now has eight points on his licence.
Slow down, Juan!
Oh, wow!
There you go.
Right, I'm out.
Honestly,
it lasted about ten seconds.
I'm not gonna lie,
it sounded so wet.
Disgusting.
Miss Drama Queen.
I just wanna say, all this time,
everyone calling me drama queen,
actually being crowned
Drama Queen 2022 feels amazing.
Amazing.
Owned up to that fucking crown.
Had a little flip with Davide.
Mm.
Just a little
marriage couple moment, you know,
about the outside world,
partying and all this stuff.
And I was like, "Hang on a minute,
what's this partying thing about?"
And I'm not gonna lie,
I had a bit of his food
and everything had been forgotten.
We're just Davide and Ekin-Su, so...
Food heals everything. Yeah.
Was there any beauty salons
last night?
Cos there certainly wasn't
from my end,
but when I had a sneaky look
over the duvet... Tasha.
Miss Tasha...
I had a little manicure.
Amazing.
Yeah, you've been needing that.
It was getting too hot
under the covers.
Plan of action today?
Obviously, Andrew, you've opened
the salon God knows how many times,
but why don't we open
our own salon today for the girls?
Cut some cucumber up...
Head massage.
Give them a little foot rub.
Back massage, head massage.
Cucumbers.
Yeah, I'm up for that.
Good plan. Let's go.
Cucumbers.
I've been going
to the spa every day. I love it.
I normally get cheese,
salami, Pringles, 21 La...
Oh, no, wait, sorry,
I've been going to the SPAR.
The SPAR!
Oh, hello, what are we getting here?
Little cucumbers on the go.
What are these champagne glasses?
Well, we're gonna make them
a little mimosa. Yeah?
We're gonna give the girls
a pamper day.
Just treat the girls again
as we normally do in this place.
It's a woman's world,
and us men just live in it.
Girls, girls, girls,
the salon spa is now open.
Salon spa?
Salon spa.
Oh, fuck, they're...
Are you ready for some pampering?
I've not shaved.
Pampering? Pampering.
I'm gonna get involved.
The boys are massaging us.
I've not shaved.
They're not. They're not.
Yes, they fucking are!
Oh, my God, I need to change
my fucking bikini.
Where are they massaging us?
Fucking everywhere.
I need a razor, quickly.
What do you mean?
They're massaging our backs
and stuff.
So we're gonna be lying down,
and they're gonna get a view
of our fucking arse!
Ooh!
Girls!
I've made a famous mimosa.
We've got mimosas,
and the salon spa is open.
Too late to shave now.
Right, fuck it, they're gonna
have to see our hairy arses.
All the boys, they're just
treating us like princesses.
We had brunch yesterday.
This is the soft life
and treatment we deserve.
Am I living in a dream?
Man, you guys...
All these good-looking men
bringing us drinks. Dream world.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Just have a nice, relaxing time.
There you go.
Thanks.
Oh, thanks.
Why are they being so nice?
Right, let's just do a cheers.
Let's do a cheers, girls.
What are we cheersing to?
The boys being whipped?
Yeah.
Cheers to the boys being whipped.
May it forever last.
Ladies, shades off, please.
Yep. Pick your cucumbers.
Don't move your eyes.
Stop laughing, stop laughing.
Wait. Hold it.
Right, girls,
can you just please relax? Please.
I feel like you girls
just aren't relaxing.
Get all that tension out.
There's a lot of tension
in my shoulders. Oh, is there?
Sorry for the delay.
The Italian stallion has arrived.
Your man is here.
So, what do you need me to do?
Give Ekin special treatment, please.
I'm loving this foot massage, Dami.
How nice is this, from zero to ten?
Ten.
Andrew! Keep it PG!
I'm good with my hands,
so I know what I'm doing,
so, yeah, she's a lucky girl.
A very lucky girl.
Are you feeling peaceful?
You know what?
This is actually quite good.
You guys, if you need
to vent anything out,
any problems you have...
Don't worry about the tickle.
Sorry, it tickles.
I'm doing the full legs now.
Mm-hm. Mmm.
Davide, you can go harder as well.
Mm, harder?
Yeah.
That was Ekin's moans, not mine.
Just saying.
Oh, that feels so good!
Davide, you need to... slide in.
Mmm!
I think I enjoyed that
a bit too much.
Mmm!
Mmm!
Mmm!
Welcome to
episode one of Danica's new podcast,
Do You Like Carrot Cake?
Where Danica Taylor
finds out the answer
to the only question that matters.
Do you like carrot cake?
Carrot cake's nice.
Yeah, it's average.
I like carrot cake.
Lemon cake.
Lemon drizzle.
Lemon drizzle. Love a lemon drizzle.
I like a lemon tart.
Oh! Are you joking?
Fuck's sake. I've got a text!
What?
Oh, shit.
Have we gotta dance?
Challenge!
Absolutely loving it.
Exits are here, here,
and entrances are here,
here and here.
Mile-high, baby! Whoo!
Ironically,
for a challenge called Mile High,
we might have hit an all-time low.
The girls are gonna show off
a series of sexy moves
on Love Island Flight 69.
Our cabin crew appear
from the cockpit of a plywood plane.
Hey, boys, I hope we're ready for
this very sexy Love Island flight.
They slide down the wing
to greet their passengers.
They make sure the boys' seatbelts
are buckled up.
Is that tight enough?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You're OK. You're OK. Yeah.
Woo-hoo!
Whoo!
All buckled in.
Now it's time for the debrief, boys.
The girls then perform
a safety demonstration
on a power plate.
Then they serve champagne
from the duty-free trolley.
Mile-high club, baby.
Next, they take their boy
to the plane's toilet,
where they jump up and down inside
to hit the button
on the roof of the toilet
to turn on the occupied sign.
Then the toilet doors will close.
Hopefully, forever.
I always wanted to join
the mile-high club,
so this is as best as we're gonna
get right now. Absolutely loved it.
Whoa!
Are you guys ready for a ride?
Cos I know I am.
Right, any large items stored in
between your legs, buckle up, boys.
'Levitating'
by Dua Lipa and Madonna
Are you ready for a bumpy ride?
Wow!
I'm going to have to buckle you up,
cos it's gonna be turbulence.
Oh-ho-ho!
Fucking hell!
I think there's a very large item
here that we need to store, perhaps,
in the luggage,
but we'll save that for later.
I had no Scoobies on what to do.
I was like, "You know what?
I'm gonna go all in."
Make sure you buckle up, guys,
for health and safety,
because we do have turbulence
right now.
I think it's getting a bit steamy.
Oh, yeah, that's very good.
Let's take that off.
That little vibro plate
did some strange things to Ekin-Su.
She came alive.
LAUGHTER Oh!
I literally popped the champagne
and I went,
"You know what? Let's get frisky."
Yay!
Shut the doors!
I mean, as a passenger, she gave me
more than first-class treatment.
All right, boys.
Are you ready for a ride?
Absolutely 100%
we're keeping that outfit.
Where shall we start?
Need to buckle up
a little bit tighter than that.
Also, if you need
any extra services,
just ring the bell above your head.
Ding, ding, ding!
'Air Hostess' by Busted
Oh, my God, when she went in to,
like, kiss Andrew, and he bit,
and he went to...
And she didn't kiss...
I love shit like that. So sexy.
I was trying to be sexy,
and all I could feel
was my legs flapping about.
My booty was shaking.
I was like, "What is going on here?"
Three, two, one.
Yes!
Really enjoyed being...
You know,
welcome to Tasha's airline.
Every guy's dream is to be part
of the mile-high club.
Maybe today
is one of your lucky days.
Whoo!
Oh, my gosh. My grand entrance for
this challenge, I was so nervous.
I was just like,
"Right, start at cutesy
"and then just get a little bit more
saucy as we go on," you know?
Yes, girl!
'Summer' by Calvin Harris
Apply the seatbelt.
Whoo!
Davide.
Get the seatbelt going on.
Nice and tight.
Thank you.
No worries.
Is it bad that I enjoyed watching
Paige buckle up other boys?
I don't know.
But she rocked my world.
I think I'm gonna need
an extender belt for this one.
And I hope she's gonna keep
that little uniform.
I'm talking about the scarf,
obviously.
Whoo!
I think you all deserve
a little bit of VIP treatment,
and I need my girls to help me
with this one.
Just an excuse to be closer to him
and start licking him in places.
Whoo!
'Starships' by Nicki Minaj
Welcome, boys.
A very fun flight to Indiyah.
Whoa!
I'll be honest,
being in this villa,
time and time and time again,
I've actually just been dragged out
of my comfort zone.
Whoo!
When all else fails, just get the
champagne and chuck it everywhere.
And that's what I did.
Yes, girl!
Whoa!
Gemma was into it.
Obviously, gave me a cheeky
little lick across the chest,
and, yeah, she smashed it.
Fuck it, just get to it.
I was in shock.
I'll be honest, I don't wanna see
Gem licking any other bloke.
Belt that in.
We're in for the long haul flight.
'Hotter Than Hell' by Dua Lipa
Oh, you're a prick.
Gem vibed into it, and I loved it.
While runners in hazmat suits
take a pressure washer
to that toilet,
the boys will decide which girl
put on the best performance.
The girl we think gave us the
sexiest flight of our dreams is...
Paige.
The boys helping me out a
little bit, boosting my confidence.
Bunch of cuties. And I know
it was all to do with Adam.
I know he's got the gift of the gab
and persuaded the boys, somehow.
I have no idea.
But anyway, it was nice to hear.
The Mile High
Challenge got me thinking
about the wonderful work
of all our fantastic cabin crews.
They're just great, great people.
On an unrelated note,
I will be flying home next Tuesday,
currently in economy, just saying.
And you all
were fuckin' ten out of ten.
Paige, obviously,
well done for winning.
Oh, thanks, girlies. But you all
were sexy goddesses in your own way.
So, yeah, just did a little bit
of me, kept it a bit PG, you know,
leave something to the imagination,
you know, for when we get out.
And then went in the cubicle,
and that was my favourite bit,
with Adam, I think.
What is it, wife on the streets,
freak in the sheets? Yeah.
Paige is a little dark horse.
Is it bad that I enjoyed
seeing her do it to youse as well?
I was like, "You crack on,
I've got a grade for you here."
Fucking hell!
God, don't get me excited.
I swear! No, I think
we were getting too gassed.
Did they see us getting too gassed?
Yeah, we were getting too gassed
when Paige was doing the thing, man.
Shut up.
Indiyah goes to me, like...
Yeah, when Paige was on you,
I was looking at Gemma,
and she was straight-faced.
What about you, what you saying?
Yeah, Gem.
Gem done well, she done well.
Done well. How was the Adam lick?
Did that get you,
when she licked Adam?
Was it me, or was I seeing that Luca
was being a bit weird, like,
when you were doing your challenge?
He was just being a baby.
I mean, yeah,
he was being fucking dramatic.
I don't even know.
I think he was just pissed off
that I, like, licked people,
and whatever.
It's a challenge, of course you are.
Whereas Dami, he'd be, like,
bigging you up, bigging you up,
bigging you up.
But it's just like, you just do it
in the heat of the moment,
because, like, your body
just takes over, and it's like,
"Shit, don't know what I'm doing."
Yeah, you want support.
Exactly.
You just do a load of random...
It's really not that deep.
If he's gonna be a prick over it,
then he can do one.
He needs to stop sulking.
Luca's getting jealous
that Gemma's licking
someone's neck,
and he's getting up to that
with Jamie!
It's just double standards.
Oh, my mistake,
it was a misleading angle.
Does seem a bit in a mood,
doesn't she?
I think she thinks
you were pissed off
when she licked me, you know.
Which is...
I done the joke and then
buckled myself up. Yeah, yeah.
And then I unbuckled it
and put it in my fucking bollocks.
Yeah, yeah, cos remember,
she called you a prick.
Yeah. And I was laughing.
Gemma and Luca, it's a funny one,
isn't it?
Because Gemma obviously
licked my chest and whatever,
but, like,
Paige did the same to Luca.
So, it's not really my style
to maybe, like,
spit my dummy out a little bit,
but also,
I kind of get where he's at.
What's up, sexy?
Luca's being a twat.
Why, what's up?
I don't know. Ask him.
He's not mad at you, I swear.
He thinks you're mad at him.
Why would I be mad at him?
I don't know.
But he's not mad with you.
Well... he's acting like
he's annoyed. No.
He's got a face
like a fucking slapped arse.
That's Luca's face all the time,
though, so...
Do you want me to walk you down
to the pool?
Put your pride aside, man.
Shit - you not mad, he not mad.
You do this any longer,
then someone's gonna get mad
for no reason.
Can't be arsed with this shit.
Luca and Gemma
are two stubborn people.
It's just a discussion
they just need to have.
Just, I don't know,
just find a way to resolve this.
Just, you know, let's move on.
You all right?
Are you?
Yeah.
- You've not answered my question.
- I'm fine.
I'm gonna go over there.
Do you wanna go for a chat?
OK.
Where you been?
Huh?
It doesn't matter.
What's up?
You've pissed me off.
OK, go on.
You can sit here and say
that you're not in a mood,
you're in a mood.
No, I'm not in a mood.
Luca, don't play thick.
Gem, I'm not in a mood.
When I came up to you
in the challenge, you pushed me off.
Yeah, that was banter.
It wasn't banter.
Yes, it was, everyone was laughing.
You can blame it as banter,
you have had a face
like a slapped arse. Are you 12?
It's obviously not nice to see,
but I don't...
So, what bit wasn't nice to see?
Licking other boys,
and putting your head down there
and... But it's a challenge,
so I can't exactly stay annoyed
at you for it. It was just lit...
So you can't exactly STAY annoyed
at me for it?
So you were annoyed at it?
Come off it,
looking into every word I'm saying.
No, no, I'm not.
You are.
So that's what you were
annoyed about.
I didn't like it. I didn't like it.
Right. So, you were in a mood.
I didn't like what I saw,
but I didn't...
So you couldn't stay in a mood.
Fuck off, Gem. Fucking hell.
You're doing my head in. Right, OK.
Well, because you know I'm right.
I've come back, I'm literally fine,
and you've brought this all up,
like, I've...
You genuinely...
If you didn't do anything...
Do not care what the fuck you done
in the challenge, I do not care,
and I'm not in a mood, and I don't
care about the whole situation.
Nah, I can't be arsed. Luca...
It's doing my head in.
Well, that went well
You OK?
I'm fine.
What's happened?
He's just lost his head.
Ah, so the conversation
didn't go well, then?
No, but he fucking slipped up.
He said, "It's obviously not nice
to see you licking other boys."
I'm like, "So you were pissed off?"
And he's like,
"No, no, no, I wasn't."
I'm like, "You literally
are contradicting yourself."
So he WAS in a mood.
I was right all along
because he admitted it,
and he knew he slipped up,
he knew he didn't have
a leg to stand on.
He knows that I'm right,
but I'm not falling for it.
He was pissed off,
which he admitted.
Luca just walked out,
took his mic off.
Had an argument with Gemma.
It's ridiculous, man.
I don't think Gemma's
done anything wrong.
Yeah, I think she did nothing wrong.
I mean, yeah, she licked Adam,
but then Paige did the same
with Luca, so...
Paige sat on your lap.
Do I care? No.
It's just a fucking challenge.
He needs to just chill.
You all right?
Yeah.
He stormed off and walked out
the villa, and chucked his mic.
What for?
Can't be arsed any more, apparently.
Feels like he has to watch what
he's gotta say in an argument.
Maybe he shouldn't be saying it.
What did he say about how
he was behaving in the challenge?
We basically just had, like,
an argument.
I said that,
"Oh, I was a bit annoyed."
Cos I could tell that,
like, he was in a mood about things.
Yeah.
And, you know, about the challenge.
And, "You had a face
like a slapped arse.
"You were being moody."
And he was very much like,
"No, I wasn't. No, I wasn't."
He was like, denying it,
denying it, denying it.
But then he slipped up and was like,
"Oh, well, I realised that
I couldn't stay in a mood with you."
So you were in a mood.
I was like,
"So you were in a mood with me."
Yeah, and that's all you wanted him
to just say...
Exactly. And I was like,
"Now you're acting fine
"because you know you have no leg
to stand on to be in a mood,
"because this is a challenge."
Yeah.
"And now you're backtracking."
Yeah.
And he knows full well
that that challenge
could be seen
as slightly protective.
And that's why you can't still be
in a mood about it
because he knows it.
That's why he's backtracking.
Yeah. Fucking too switched on
for this shit.
It's just really pathetic.
I just feel like all of the points
that I was saying,
I just know I'm right.
I know I am right.
Gemma's still fuming.
I've not seen cabin crew that cross
since the time I had a couple
of shandies on a flight to Alicante,
grabbed a Tannoy mic and started
singing You'll Never Walk Alone.
Did I mention I was topless?
Are you going to talk
to your man later?
I think he needs
to calm down a bit first,
and once he's calmed down,
then we can have a chat. Fine.
Him getting upset
is a valid response.
You guys are both stubborn people,
anyway.
Did you think that was muggy?
It's not nice to see, like.
If I was in your shoes,
I would not have liked it.
I'd be slightly annoyed.
I know I shouldn't be angry
at stuff like that.
I know what I signed up for.
And I know, whatever, but...
At the end of the day,
I can't hide my feelings.
And it was the way she
brought it up and stuff like that.
How shall I play it?
Shall I just...?
Do I wait for him
to come and speak to me?
I would wait for him. Just because
I would hear what he has to say.
And if he starts saying
all the wrong stuff
then put him in his place.
I mean,
I'll listen to what he has to say.
But do I think anything
he will tell me will change my mind?
No.
Here's to the final stretch.
Final days. All about love.
Friendships.
And here's to the future.
Woo!
Gemma and Luca
still aren't talking.
This all happened cos when
Luca saw Gemma licking Adam,
he got a bit crabby.
The man sells fish!
Guys, we have done
so many challenges worse.
Today was actually nothing.
Yeah, it was...
You know what I mean?
I thought... I thought
he was acting a bit of a wanker.
The looks he was giving me.
The whispering to all the boys.
Just his body language. I was like,
"I can tell he's in a mood."
And I think
if it was any other challenge,
I would be like, fine.
But it's just the dancing ones,
you all girls know how much
I absolutely shit them.
And it's just, like,
I literally have to big myself up.
And then he's still being a prick.
It's like... You know what I mean?
Yeah, cos it was hard for you.
I don't need... I don't need that.
You need support, really.
Well done, babe, you smashed it,
sort of thing.
Not him having a face
like a slapped arse.
Really, I thought
he was being so supportive.
We were both supporting
you together.
His actions didn't show that
in the challenge.
I don't know.
Even me, the only time I can
actually say he was pissed off
was when you actually
just licked him and that reaction.
As soon as that was finished,
it was done.
I kind of want him to come to me.
Mm. Cos I feel like he walked away
from the conversation.
Mm.
Andrew, you coming here as well?
No, I came to get Tash.
OK, she licked Adam.
You weren't bothered.
You came back.
Was fine. But she was like,
"You were bothered,
you were annoyed."
It pissed you off.
You could tell from my face, yeah.
But your feelings are completely
valid and we all saw it.
Keep your head up high.
You're doing really well.
I'm not going to back down.
Do not back down.
Obviously, she's come out
of her comfort zone.
Don't start using
all this bullshit on me. Not like...
She felt like, I don't know.
Just wasn't support...
I don't know.
I was annoyed,
I forgot about the situation,
we're in the villa, I was happy
and she had to bring it up.
Your feelings are valid, man.
They are valid, man.
So what was he expecting you to do?
Not to do anything
in this challenge,
just kind of put the belts on?
Yeah, not give it your all?
What the fuck? It's a game.
You want the opposite, really.
Just, like, literally,
just fuck right off.
In this situation,
you should be the one to pull her.
I feel, about Luca and Gemma's
situation, is just stubbornness,
to be honest. They both got
different points and different views
and, to be honest, no-one
is actually wrong because every...
both their feelings are very valid.
I feel like, at the end of the day,
Luca actually listened
and took it upon himself
that he's gonna pull her for a chat,
which is the best thing.
He's just gonna have to listen
to it, accept it and move on.
Where should I pull her?
Now, man.
No, where?
Where?
You can pull her on the sundeck
or the firepit,
or go to the terrace.
You can actually go to the terrace
and just be alone.
No-one's looking at you guys.
Just actually chat to her,
do you know what I mean? Yeah.
That's better.
When you pull her, I'm just gonna go
chill with Indiyah.
Shall I come with you
and then go there?
Just go there. I'll just literally
walk in there with you.
And then you just say
you wanna go terrace.
I'll just say, "Come on."
Come on.
Do you want us to move, or...?
No, we'll walk.
Yeah?
Obviously, no-one's gonna
lick your girl's chest or whatever,
but there's gonna be
ten times worse outside.
That's what I said.
Every time you go to a club,
there's gonna be people
who's chatting to her.
Every time he goes,
there's gonna be people
chatting to him.
It's gonna be the same for us,
it's going to be the same
for everyone in here.
What can you do?
You can't watch someone 24-7.
Oh, absolutely not.
Like, you actually can't.
You've just gotta laugh.
Just give them
the benefit of the doubt,
they're gonna be fine,
that's the whole reason
for getting to know people in here,
you trust them when you come out.
Yeah, 100%.
Do you wanna start
or do you want me to? Er, you can.
At the time of the challenge,
when you went and done
whatever you done to all the boys,
was I happy? No.
Did I like it? No.
I know if I'd done that,
I think you'd feel the exact same.
In the challenge, I think,
out of all of the girls,
you-you gave it the most.
By the time we got back up here,
in my head, I already got rid of it
and I didn't wanna be angry about it
and I didn't wanna make
a situation out of it.
But, now it's brought up,
I wasn't happy.
I could sense that you were annoyed.
During the challenge,
during my bit, and after,
and when we spoke about it
at the mini firepit,
for the first, like, ten minutes,
you denied that you felt like that.
And then halfway through
the conversation you were like,
"Yeah, I know that
I couldn't stay annoyed."
Yeah, so I was annoyed.
So you were annoyed,
but why didn't you just say that
at the very start?
Because probably in the back
of your head you thought,
"Hm, don't really wanna
have a go at her
"because it is a challenge
and I don't want it to come across
"that I'm protective."
Yes or no?
Not that I'm protective, no.
I think any bloke would have thought
exactly what I thought in my head
at the time.
On this challenge,
I didn't kiss anyone,
I didn't snog anyone, only you.
Would you say, out of all the girls,
you went for it the most?
No. Are you joking?
You were licking geezers up,
you were down by their thing.
What guy is gonna like that?
I'm not carrying it on, but...
Think in your head,
why would I be annoyed?
It's just a fucking challenge.
All right, I'll remember that.
I'll remember that.
We're the only couple down there,
or maybe another one,
that hasn't ever put a label
on anything,
but I still expect you
to behave like we have.
Do I wanna see the girl I love
doing stuff to another boy?
I didn't like it.
I got in a mood at it,
I come up here, and I was fine.
I'm not having a go at you
for your feelings.
You can feel however you want.
I'm not having a go.
Do you agree? I'm having a go
with how you handled the situation.
Do you agree with how I felt?
I think you're being
a little bit dramatic.
We're not really getting anywhere,
are we?
No.
So I don't really know
what else to say. OK.
I don't wanna be in a relationship
where we're having
these stupid chats.
Nor do I.
Gemma, I've told you
how much you mean to me
and stuff like that,
I know it'll work on the outside.
Do you wanna be with me?
Well, obviously.
Sweet, we'll crack on, then.
Are you OK?
Yeah.
You sorted it?
I said everything I wanted to say,
and I think he has, too,
but I wouldn't say it was sorted.
The most surprising
thing about the fact the Islanders
are surprised
they're getting a text
is that they're actually surprised
they're getting a text -
they get one a day, min!
Oh, shit. I've got a text.
Oh, wow.
What? Fuck.
Oh, no way.
Stop it.
Shit.
Oh, fuck!
Oh, no.
Let's just hope this text
does us both a favour.
Fuck.
Islanders, the public have been
voting for their favourite couple.
The couples with the fewest votes
risk being dumped
from the island tonight.
In no particular order,
the three couples
with the fewest votes,
and therefore vulnerable, are...
Jamie and Danica.
Dami and Indiyah.
Adam and Paige.
Can all vulnerable couples
please now stand up
in front of the firepit?
The couple with the fewest votes
and therefore dumped
from the island is...
Previously...
on Love Island...
..two Islanders were at it again...
I'm the king.
Treat me like a queen, then.
No, babe, don't...
Oh, come on, I'm messing around.
And the talent show
raised the stakes.
I know what I want.
Ekin-Who?
Click. Click.
First episode
of Cooking With Davide.
Antigoni.
Tonight...
..the cracks are beginning to show.
Do you wanna be with me?
And YOU have your say.
'What's Love Got To Do
With It' by Kygo and Tina Turner
The curtain's just fallen
on the Love Island Talent Show 2022.
Without doubt, the least amount
of talent I've seen on display
since I watched Ayr United
playing away to Hearts.
When you done the rap bit, and
then you knew you were doing well,
so you started walking
towards everyone.
I can't even remember, to be honest.
I was so, like...
It just took over. Just took over.
No, no, I'm being genuinely serious.
Like, when you're doing that,
and, like, the adrenaline,
it's like,
"What am I actually doing?"
You started pointing.
Did I? Oh, my...
Argh!
It was unreal.
Oh, God.
Unreal. I know.
For some weird reason,
I still fancy you.
So you done well.
I'm amazed.
I've not given you the ick?
No. Yours was good as well.
Do you reckon?
Yeah.
No, it was a good way to finish.
What did you think of it?
I mean, you just looked cute.
"Cute"?!
Well, you didn't look sexy,
but you looked cute.
So, I've not thrown you off me?
No, it's not put me off, no.
Oh, I love you.
Indiyah's
about to utter a sentence
that has never in recorded history
been spoken by an audience
exiting an Iain Stirling
stand-up gig.
You know when you're laughing
so much you have tears?
I literally was starting to cry,
cos it was so funny.
Mm. I feel you, I feel you.
But did you still hear,
like, the tune?
Yeah, we knew it was
Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star.
I'm literally
taking that recorder home.
Yeah. By the time we get home,
I'm gonna train up.
I'm gonna be Grade 10. I can play
anything on recorder after that.
Indiyah, my baby girl,
like, honestly, that recorder,
it's not coming home with us.
I need to find it and destroy it.
I can whistle it.
THEY BOTH WHISTLE Shh!
Shush!
I'm trying to join you.
No, I don't want you to join me.
Oh.
Fine.
Every time
Davide falls out with Ekin-Su,
he makes her a carbonara.
He's now adding extra garlic
to carbonara number 153.
So, what happened with you and Ekin?
I don't really know.
She's been crying
about this carbonara, man.
Honestly, I don't remember.
Something about "fuck you around".
That's all I heard. She said...
"In Manchester", you said.
I said something in reply to her.
But when I say something in reply
to her, she gets upset, but...
I mean, if she thinks
that we go out,
she starts being the jealous,
possessive...
No, no. Tell me now.
No, it's not gonna work.
This behaviour
already pisses me off.
I don't know what happened
with Ekin-Su.
She basically got upset for some
things I said around the firepit.
She probably wanted just a bit of...
more attention from my side
and tell her, you know,
that I care about her.
Honestly, I don't know.
I don't remember.
Ekin, you OK?
Not really.
I really don't care.
I don't care any more.
I don't care any more, either.
Sure.
Fucking hell.
All this drama queen, honestly!
Mate, it quite literally does say
"Drama Queen", but...
Ekin, you guys was just joking
at the firepit. Right?
Yeah, it's just been taken...
You know, if she thinks
other people are involved,
it's not any more a joke for me.
Are you not tired?
Whatever it is,
just squish it, you guys.
Yeah, we're having a good night.
Seriously, though...
Yeah, why she need to put drama,
altering a good night?
Yeah, but you both were joking,
though.
Sometimes you know
what you're gonna get with Ekin,
and then sometimes you don't.
But, I mean, in a way,
you're kind of...
You're always gonna get drama
with Ekin, let me just say that, OK?
Let me just say that.
Put some for Ekin, please.
Yeah, give that Ekin,
because I'm not gonna eat with her.
You'll talk it out.
Davide said
I should give this to you.
Who said that?
Yeah.
Who?
Davide.
Eat, babes.
No, and that's OK.
You're not a fucking robot,
do you know what I mean? Mm.
I've had enough of this man.
He's pissing me off, right?
We're sitting there by the firepit,
and he's just basically chatting
about going out.
Basically saying,
"Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be wild."
And I don't know whether he's doing
it deliberately to piss me off.
You know, if you wanna crack on
on the outside, crack on.
It's not funny.
I don't find it that funny.
He needs to apologise.
OK, why are you upset?
Just... Obviously, we can banter.
It's funny,
but I think some comments
just got to me a little bit.
Yeah, for sure,
you commented something as well.
What, and then you...
Cos I said that, you said that?
I don't remember what you said,
honestly.
Then I said that, and then...
That's what I got annoyed at.
OK, you finished now?
Yeah.
OK, good. Peace?
Yeah.
Oh!
What's so difficult?
I don't know,
I just get a bit stubborn, I guess.
Just pisses me off, some comments.
Oh, no, the cameras, fuck sake!
Yeah, because you said...
It's not even a big deal,
but it's just...
Yeah, but I said the comment
because you said a comment.
Oh... Ooh!
You see? Karma.
Oh! My head.
Yeah, sorted.
OK, fine, then.
All this drama.
Well, honey...
Yeah, you are the queen, I know.
Yeah, but I don't want this drama
outside, I'm telling you now.
I don't either.
Yeah, but I'm telling you now,
I don't want.
Er, I don't want drama as well.
If you start...
Well, then don't create drama.
If you start saying things
that are gonna wind me up...
OK, Ekin.
Look, what can I say?
It's hard to stay angry
at the king of carbonara.
I think he's doing it
just to be playful.
The best thing
is giving him no reaction.
I think
I've learnt from this tonight.
OK, sorted.
It was quick.
Sorted.
To celebrate
how well the talent show went,
we've given the Islanders
a bedtime treat -
a crate of Red Bull
and all the Skittles they can eat.
We all just gave it the best go.
Yeah!
Had the best time.
I loved it.
Boo!
Oi!
Oi!
Yeah, we'll go. A magic show.
Adam, I was really shocked.
Where did you learn that?
I used to do it when I was a kid.
I've got loads, ya know?
Night!
Night, everyone. Sleep well.
Yes, those shots are nice,
but that drone pilot
now has eight points on his licence.
Slow down, Juan!
Oh, wow!
There you go.
Right, I'm out.
Honestly,
it lasted about ten seconds.
I'm not gonna lie,
it sounded so wet.
Disgusting.
Miss Drama Queen.
I just wanna say, all this time,
everyone calling me drama queen,
actually being crowned
Drama Queen 2022 feels amazing.
Amazing.
Owned up to that fucking crown.
Had a little flip with Davide.
Mm.
Just a little
marriage couple moment, you know,
about the outside world,
partying and all this stuff.
And I was like, "Hang on a minute,
what's this partying thing about?"
And I'm not gonna lie,
I had a bit of his food
and everything had been forgotten.
We're just Davide and Ekin-Su, so...
Food heals everything. Yeah.
Was there any beauty salons
last night?
Cos there certainly wasn't
from my end,
but when I had a sneaky look
over the duvet... Tasha.
Miss Tasha...
I had a little manicure.
Amazing.
Yeah, you've been needing that.
It was getting too hot
under the covers.
Plan of action today?
Obviously, Andrew, you've opened
the salon God knows how many times,
but why don't we open
our own salon today for the girls?
Cut some cucumber up...
Head massage.
Give them a little foot rub.
Back massage, head massage.
Cucumbers.
Yeah, I'm up for that.
Good plan. Let's go.
Cucumbers.
I've been going
to the spa every day. I love it.
I normally get cheese,
salami, Pringles, 21 La...
Oh, no, wait, sorry,
I've been going to the SPAR.
The SPAR!
Oh, hello, what are we getting here?
Little cucumbers on the go.
What are these champagne glasses?
Well, we're gonna make them
a little mimosa. Yeah?
We're gonna give the girls
a pamper day.
Just treat the girls again
as we normally do in this place.
It's a woman's world,
and us men just live in it.
Girls, girls, girls,
the salon spa is now open.
Salon spa?
Salon spa.
Oh, fuck, they're...
Are you ready for some pampering?
I've not shaved.
Pampering? Pampering.
I'm gonna get involved.
The boys are massaging us.
I've not shaved.
They're not. They're not.
Yes, they fucking are!
Oh, my God, I need to change
my fucking bikini.
Where are they massaging us?
Fucking everywhere.
I need a razor, quickly.
What do you mean?
They're massaging our backs
and stuff.
So we're gonna be lying down,
and they're gonna get a view
of our fucking arse!
Ooh!
Girls!
I've made a famous mimosa.
We've got mimosas,
and the salon spa is open.
Too late to shave now.
Right, fuck it, they're gonna
have to see our hairy arses.
All the boys, they're just
treating us like princesses.
We had brunch yesterday.
This is the soft life
and treatment we deserve.
Am I living in a dream?
Man, you guys...
All these good-looking men
bringing us drinks. Dream world.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Just have a nice, relaxing time.
There you go.
Thanks.
Oh, thanks.
Why are they being so nice?
Right, let's just do a cheers.
Let's do a cheers, girls.
What are we cheersing to?
The boys being whipped?
Yeah.
Cheers to the boys being whipped.
May it forever last.
Ladies, shades off, please.
Yep. Pick your cucumbers.
Don't move your eyes.
Stop laughing, stop laughing.
Wait. Hold it.
Right, girls,
can you just please relax? Please.
I feel like you girls
just aren't relaxing.
Get all that tension out.
There's a lot of tension
in my shoulders. Oh, is there?
Sorry for the delay.
The Italian stallion has arrived.
Your man is here.
So, what do you need me to do?
Give Ekin special treatment, please.
I'm loving this foot massage, Dami.
How nice is this, from zero to ten?
Ten.
Andrew! Keep it PG!
I'm good with my hands,
so I know what I'm doing,
so, yeah, she's a lucky girl.
A very lucky girl.
Are you feeling peaceful?
You know what?
This is actually quite good.
You guys, if you need
to vent anything out,
any problems you have...
Don't worry about the tickle.
Sorry, it tickles.
I'm doing the full legs now.
Mm-hm. Mmm.
Davide, you can go harder as well.
Mm, harder?
Yeah.
That was Ekin's moans, not mine.
Just saying.
Oh, that feels so good!
Davide, you need to... slide in.
Mmm!
I think I enjoyed that
a bit too much.
Mmm!
Mmm!
Mmm!
Welcome to
episode one of Danica's new podcast,
Do You Like Carrot Cake?
Where Danica Taylor
finds out the answer
to the only question that matters.
Do you like carrot cake?
Carrot cake's nice.
Yeah, it's average.
I like carrot cake.
Lemon cake.
Lemon drizzle.
Lemon drizzle. Love a lemon drizzle.
I like a lemon tart.
Oh! Are you joking?
Fuck's sake. I've got a text!
What?
Oh, shit.
Have we gotta dance?
Challenge!
Absolutely loving it.
Exits are here, here,
and entrances are here,
here and here.
Mile-high, baby! Whoo!
Ironically,
for a challenge called Mile High,
we might have hit an all-time low.
The girls are gonna show off
a series of sexy moves
on Love Island Flight 69.
Our cabin crew appear
from the cockpit of a plywood plane.
Hey, boys, I hope we're ready for
this very sexy Love Island flight.
They slide down the wing
to greet their passengers.
They make sure the boys' seatbelts
are buckled up.
Is that tight enough?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You're OK. You're OK. Yeah.
Woo-hoo!
Whoo!
All buckled in.
Now it's time for the debrief, boys.
The girls then perform
a safety demonstration
on a power plate.
Then they serve champagne
from the duty-free trolley.
Mile-high club, baby.
Next, they take their boy
to the plane's toilet,
where they jump up and down inside
to hit the button
on the roof of the toilet
to turn on the occupied sign.
Then the toilet doors will close.
Hopefully, forever.
I always wanted to join
the mile-high club,
so this is as best as we're gonna
get right now. Absolutely loved it.
Whoa!
Are you guys ready for a ride?
Cos I know I am.
Right, any large items stored in
between your legs, buckle up, boys.
'Levitating'
by Dua Lipa and Madonna
Are you ready for a bumpy ride?
Wow!
I'm going to have to buckle you up,
cos it's gonna be turbulence.
Oh-ho-ho!
Fucking hell!
I think there's a very large item
here that we need to store, perhaps,
in the luggage,
but we'll save that for later.
I had no Scoobies on what to do.
I was like, "You know what?
I'm gonna go all in."
Make sure you buckle up, guys,
for health and safety,
because we do have turbulence
right now.
I think it's getting a bit steamy.
Oh, yeah, that's very good.
Let's take that off.
That little vibro plate
did some strange things to Ekin-Su.
She came alive.
LAUGHTER Oh!
I literally popped the champagne
and I went,
"You know what? Let's get frisky."
Yay!
Shut the doors!
I mean, as a passenger, she gave me
more than first-class treatment.
All right, boys.
Are you ready for a ride?
Absolutely 100%
we're keeping that outfit.
Where shall we start?
Need to buckle up
a little bit tighter than that.
Also, if you need
any extra services,
just ring the bell above your head.
Ding, ding, ding!
'Air Hostess' by Busted
Oh, my God, when she went in to,
like, kiss Andrew, and he bit,
and he went to...
And she didn't kiss...
I love shit like that. So sexy.
I was trying to be sexy,
and all I could feel
was my legs flapping about.
My booty was shaking.
I was like, "What is going on here?"
Three, two, one.
Yes!
Really enjoyed being...
You know,
welcome to Tasha's airline.
Every guy's dream is to be part
of the mile-high club.
Maybe today
is one of your lucky days.
Whoo!
Oh, my gosh. My grand entrance for
this challenge, I was so nervous.
I was just like,
"Right, start at cutesy
"and then just get a little bit more
saucy as we go on," you know?
Yes, girl!
'Summer' by Calvin Harris
Apply the seatbelt.
Whoo!
Davide.
Get the seatbelt going on.
Nice and tight.
Thank you.
No worries.
Is it bad that I enjoyed watching
Paige buckle up other boys?
I don't know.
But she rocked my world.
I think I'm gonna need
an extender belt for this one.
And I hope she's gonna keep
that little uniform.
I'm talking about the scarf,
obviously.
Whoo!
I think you all deserve
a little bit of VIP treatment,
and I need my girls to help me
with this one.
Just an excuse to be closer to him
and start licking him in places.
Whoo!
'Starships' by Nicki Minaj
Welcome, boys.
A very fun flight to Indiyah.
Whoa!
I'll be honest,
being in this villa,
time and time and time again,
I've actually just been dragged out
of my comfort zone.
Whoo!
When all else fails, just get the
champagne and chuck it everywhere.
And that's what I did.
Yes, girl!
Whoa!
Gemma was into it.
Obviously, gave me a cheeky
little lick across the chest,
and, yeah, she smashed it.
Fuck it, just get to it.
I was in shock.
I'll be honest, I don't wanna see
Gem licking any other bloke.
Belt that in.
We're in for the long haul flight.
'Hotter Than Hell' by Dua Lipa
Oh, you're a prick.
Gem vibed into it, and I loved it.
While runners in hazmat suits
take a pressure washer
to that toilet,
the boys will decide which girl
put on the best performance.
The girl we think gave us the
sexiest flight of our dreams is...
Paige.
The boys helping me out a
little bit, boosting my confidence.
Bunch of cuties. And I know
it was all to do with Adam.
I know he's got the gift of the gab
and persuaded the boys, somehow.
I have no idea.
But anyway, it was nice to hear.
The Mile High
Challenge got me thinking
about the wonderful work
of all our fantastic cabin crews.
They're just great, great people.
On an unrelated note,
I will be flying home next Tuesday,
currently in economy, just saying.
And you all
were fuckin' ten out of ten.
Paige, obviously,
well done for winning.
Oh, thanks, girlies. But you all
were sexy goddesses in your own way.
So, yeah, just did a little bit
of me, kept it a bit PG, you know,
leave something to the imagination,
you know, for when we get out.
And then went in the cubicle,
and that was my favourite bit,
with Adam, I think.
What is it, wife on the streets,
freak in the sheets? Yeah.
Paige is a little dark horse.
Is it bad that I enjoyed
seeing her do it to youse as well?
I was like, "You crack on,
I've got a grade for you here."
Fucking hell!
God, don't get me excited.
I swear! No, I think
we were getting too gassed.
Did they see us getting too gassed?
Yeah, we were getting too gassed
when Paige was doing the thing, man.
Shut up.
Indiyah goes to me, like...
Yeah, when Paige was on you,
I was looking at Gemma,
and she was straight-faced.
What about you, what you saying?
Yeah, Gem.
Gem done well, she done well.
Done well. How was the Adam lick?
Did that get you,
when she licked Adam?
Was it me, or was I seeing that Luca
was being a bit weird, like,
when you were doing your challenge?
He was just being a baby.
I mean, yeah,
he was being fucking dramatic.
I don't even know.
I think he was just pissed off
that I, like, licked people,
and whatever.
It's a challenge, of course you are.
Whereas Dami, he'd be, like,
bigging you up, bigging you up,
bigging you up.
But it's just like, you just do it
in the heat of the moment,
because, like, your body
just takes over, and it's like,
"Shit, don't know what I'm doing."
Yeah, you want support.
Exactly.
You just do a load of random...
It's really not that deep.
If he's gonna be a prick over it,
then he can do one.
He needs to stop sulking.
Luca's getting jealous
that Gemma's licking
someone's neck,
and he's getting up to that
with Jamie!
It's just double standards.
Oh, my mistake,
it was a misleading angle.
Does seem a bit in a mood,
doesn't she?
I think she thinks
you were pissed off
when she licked me, you know.
Which is...
I done the joke and then
buckled myself up. Yeah, yeah.
And then I unbuckled it
and put it in my fucking bollocks.
Yeah, yeah, cos remember,
she called you a prick.
Yeah. And I was laughing.
Gemma and Luca, it's a funny one,
isn't it?
Because Gemma obviously
licked my chest and whatever,
but, like,
Paige did the same to Luca.
So, it's not really my style
to maybe, like,
spit my dummy out a little bit,
but also,
I kind of get where he's at.
What's up, sexy?
Luca's being a twat.
Why, what's up?
I don't know. Ask him.
He's not mad at you, I swear.
He thinks you're mad at him.
Why would I be mad at him?
I don't know.
But he's not mad with you.
Well... he's acting like
he's annoyed. No.
He's got a face
like a fucking slapped arse.
That's Luca's face all the time,
though, so...
Do you want me to walk you down
to the pool?
Put your pride aside, man.
Shit - you not mad, he not mad.
You do this any longer,
then someone's gonna get mad
for no reason.
Can't be arsed with this shit.
Luca and Gemma
are two stubborn people.
It's just a discussion
they just need to have.
Just, I don't know,
just find a way to resolve this.
Just, you know, let's move on.
You all right?
Are you?
Yeah.
- You've not answered my question.
- I'm fine.
I'm gonna go over there.
Do you wanna go for a chat?
OK.
Where you been?
Huh?
It doesn't matter.
What's up?
You've pissed me off.
OK, go on.
You can sit here and say
that you're not in a mood,
you're in a mood.
No, I'm not in a mood.
Luca, don't play thick.
Gem, I'm not in a mood.
When I came up to you
in the challenge, you pushed me off.
Yeah, that was banter.
It wasn't banter.
Yes, it was, everyone was laughing.
You can blame it as banter,
you have had a face
like a slapped arse. Are you 12?
It's obviously not nice to see,
but I don't...
So, what bit wasn't nice to see?
Licking other boys,
and putting your head down there
and... But it's a challenge,
so I can't exactly stay annoyed
at you for it. It was just lit...
So you can't exactly STAY annoyed
at me for it?
So you were annoyed at it?
Come off it,
looking into every word I'm saying.
No, no, I'm not.
You are.
So that's what you were
annoyed about.
I didn't like it. I didn't like it.
Right. So, you were in a mood.
I didn't like what I saw,
but I didn't...
So you couldn't stay in a mood.
Fuck off, Gem. Fucking hell.
You're doing my head in. Right, OK.
Well, because you know I'm right.
I've come back, I'm literally fine,
and you've brought this all up,
like, I've...
You genuinely...
If you didn't do anything...
Do not care what the fuck you done
in the challenge, I do not care,
and I'm not in a mood, and I don't
care about the whole situation.
Nah, I can't be arsed. Luca...
It's doing my head in.
Well, that went well
You OK?
I'm fine.
What's happened?
He's just lost his head.
Ah, so the conversation
didn't go well, then?
No, but he fucking slipped up.
He said, "It's obviously not nice
to see you licking other boys."
I'm like, "So you were pissed off?"
And he's like,
"No, no, no, I wasn't."
I'm like, "You literally
are contradicting yourself."
So he WAS in a mood.
I was right all along
because he admitted it,
and he knew he slipped up,
he knew he didn't have
a leg to stand on.
He knows that I'm right,
but I'm not falling for it.
He was pissed off,
which he admitted.
Luca just walked out,
took his mic off.
Had an argument with Gemma.
It's ridiculous, man.
I don't think Gemma's
done anything wrong.
Yeah, I think she did nothing wrong.
I mean, yeah, she licked Adam,
but then Paige did the same
with Luca, so...
Paige sat on your lap.
Do I care? No.
It's just a fucking challenge.
He needs to just chill.
You all right?
Yeah.
He stormed off and walked out
the villa, and chucked his mic.
What for?
Can't be arsed any more, apparently.
Feels like he has to watch what
he's gotta say in an argument.
Maybe he shouldn't be saying it.
What did he say about how
he was behaving in the challenge?
We basically just had, like,
an argument.
I said that,
"Oh, I was a bit annoyed."
Cos I could tell that,
like, he was in a mood about things.
Yeah.
And, you know, about the challenge.
And, "You had a face
like a slapped arse.
"You were being moody."
And he was very much like,
"No, I wasn't. No, I wasn't."
He was like, denying it,
denying it, denying it.
But then he slipped up and was like,
"Oh, well, I realised that
I couldn't stay in a mood with you."
So you were in a mood.
I was like,
"So you were in a mood with me."
Yeah, and that's all you wanted him
to just say...
Exactly. And I was like,
"Now you're acting fine
"because you know you have no leg
to stand on to be in a mood,
"because this is a challenge."
Yeah.
"And now you're backtracking."
Yeah.
And he knows full well
that that challenge
could be seen
as slightly protective.
And that's why you can't still be
in a mood about it
because he knows it.
That's why he's backtracking.
Yeah. Fucking too switched on
for this shit.
It's just really pathetic.
I just feel like all of the points
that I was saying,
I just know I'm right.
I know I am right.
Gemma's still fuming.
I've not seen cabin crew that cross
since the time I had a couple
of shandies on a flight to Alicante,
grabbed a Tannoy mic and started
singing You'll Never Walk Alone.
Did I mention I was topless?
Are you going to talk
to your man later?
I think he needs
to calm down a bit first,
and once he's calmed down,
then we can have a chat. Fine.
Him getting upset
is a valid response.
You guys are both stubborn people,
anyway.
Did you think that was muggy?
It's not nice to see, like.
If I was in your shoes,
I would not have liked it.
I'd be slightly annoyed.
I know I shouldn't be angry
at stuff like that.
I know what I signed up for.
And I know, whatever, but...
At the end of the day,
I can't hide my feelings.
And it was the way she
brought it up and stuff like that.
How shall I play it?
Shall I just...?
Do I wait for him
to come and speak to me?
I would wait for him. Just because
I would hear what he has to say.
And if he starts saying
all the wrong stuff
then put him in his place.
I mean,
I'll listen to what he has to say.
But do I think anything
he will tell me will change my mind?
No.
Here's to the final stretch.
Final days. All about love.
Friendships.
And here's to the future.
Woo!
Gemma and Luca
still aren't talking.
This all happened cos when
Luca saw Gemma licking Adam,
he got a bit crabby.
The man sells fish!
Guys, we have done
so many challenges worse.
Today was actually nothing.
Yeah, it was...
You know what I mean?
I thought... I thought
he was acting a bit of a wanker.
The looks he was giving me.
The whispering to all the boys.
Just his body language. I was like,
"I can tell he's in a mood."
And I think
if it was any other challenge,
I would be like, fine.
But it's just the dancing ones,
you all girls know how much
I absolutely shit them.
And it's just, like,
I literally have to big myself up.
And then he's still being a prick.
It's like... You know what I mean?
Yeah, cos it was hard for you.
I don't need... I don't need that.
You need support, really.
Well done, babe, you smashed it,
sort of thing.
Not him having a face
like a slapped arse.
Really, I thought
he was being so supportive.
We were both supporting
you together.
His actions didn't show that
in the challenge.
I don't know.
Even me, the only time I can
actually say he was pissed off
was when you actually
just licked him and that reaction.
As soon as that was finished,
it was done.
I kind of want him to come to me.
Mm. Cos I feel like he walked away
from the conversation.
Mm.
Andrew, you coming here as well?
No, I came to get Tash.
OK, she licked Adam.
You weren't bothered.
You came back.
Was fine. But she was like,
"You were bothered,
you were annoyed."
It pissed you off.
You could tell from my face, yeah.
But your feelings are completely
valid and we all saw it.
Keep your head up high.
You're doing really well.
I'm not going to back down.
Do not back down.
Obviously, she's come out
of her comfort zone.
Don't start using
all this bullshit on me. Not like...
She felt like, I don't know.
Just wasn't support...
I don't know.
I was annoyed,
I forgot about the situation,
we're in the villa, I was happy
and she had to bring it up.
Your feelings are valid, man.
They are valid, man.
So what was he expecting you to do?
Not to do anything
in this challenge,
just kind of put the belts on?
Yeah, not give it your all?
What the fuck? It's a game.
You want the opposite, really.
Just, like, literally,
just fuck right off.
In this situation,
you should be the one to pull her.
I feel, about Luca and Gemma's
situation, is just stubbornness,
to be honest. They both got
different points and different views
and, to be honest, no-one
is actually wrong because every...
both their feelings are very valid.
I feel like, at the end of the day,
Luca actually listened
and took it upon himself
that he's gonna pull her for a chat,
which is the best thing.
He's just gonna have to listen
to it, accept it and move on.
Where should I pull her?
Now, man.
No, where?
Where?
You can pull her on the sundeck
or the firepit,
or go to the terrace.
You can actually go to the terrace
and just be alone.
No-one's looking at you guys.
Just actually chat to her,
do you know what I mean? Yeah.
That's better.
When you pull her, I'm just gonna go
chill with Indiyah.
Shall I come with you
and then go there?
Just go there. I'll just literally
walk in there with you.
And then you just say
you wanna go terrace.
I'll just say, "Come on."
Come on.
Do you want us to move, or...?
No, we'll walk.
Yeah?
Obviously, no-one's gonna
lick your girl's chest or whatever,
but there's gonna be
ten times worse outside.
That's what I said.
Every time you go to a club,
there's gonna be people
who's chatting to her.
Every time he goes,
there's gonna be people
chatting to him.
It's gonna be the same for us,
it's going to be the same
for everyone in here.
What can you do?
You can't watch someone 24-7.
Oh, absolutely not.
Like, you actually can't.
You've just gotta laugh.
Just give them
the benefit of the doubt,
they're gonna be fine,
that's the whole reason
for getting to know people in here,
you trust them when you come out.
Yeah, 100%.
Do you wanna start
or do you want me to? Er, you can.
At the time of the challenge,
when you went and done
whatever you done to all the boys,
was I happy? No.
Did I like it? No.
I know if I'd done that,
I think you'd feel the exact same.
In the challenge, I think,
out of all of the girls,
you-you gave it the most.
By the time we got back up here,
in my head, I already got rid of it
and I didn't wanna be angry about it
and I didn't wanna make
a situation out of it.
But, now it's brought up,
I wasn't happy.
I could sense that you were annoyed.
During the challenge,
during my bit, and after,
and when we spoke about it
at the mini firepit,
for the first, like, ten minutes,
you denied that you felt like that.
And then halfway through
the conversation you were like,
"Yeah, I know that
I couldn't stay annoyed."
Yeah, so I was annoyed.
So you were annoyed,
but why didn't you just say that
at the very start?
Because probably in the back
of your head you thought,
"Hm, don't really wanna
have a go at her
"because it is a challenge
and I don't want it to come across
"that I'm protective."
Yes or no?
Not that I'm protective, no.
I think any bloke would have thought
exactly what I thought in my head
at the time.
On this challenge,
I didn't kiss anyone,
I didn't snog anyone, only you.
Would you say, out of all the girls,
you went for it the most?
No. Are you joking?
You were licking geezers up,
you were down by their thing.
What guy is gonna like that?
I'm not carrying it on, but...
Think in your head,
why would I be annoyed?
It's just a fucking challenge.
All right, I'll remember that.
I'll remember that.
We're the only couple down there,
or maybe another one,
that hasn't ever put a label
on anything,
but I still expect you
to behave like we have.
Do I wanna see the girl I love
doing stuff to another boy?
I didn't like it.
I got in a mood at it,
I come up here, and I was fine.
I'm not having a go at you
for your feelings.
You can feel however you want.
I'm not having a go.
Do you agree? I'm having a go
with how you handled the situation.
Do you agree with how I felt?
I think you're being
a little bit dramatic.
We're not really getting anywhere,
are we?
No.
So I don't really know
what else to say. OK.
I don't wanna be in a relationship
where we're having
these stupid chats.
Nor do I.
Gemma, I've told you
how much you mean to me
and stuff like that,
I know it'll work on the outside.
Do you wanna be with me?
Well, obviously.
Sweet, we'll crack on, then.
Are you OK?
Yeah.
You sorted it?
I said everything I wanted to say,
and I think he has, too,
but I wouldn't say it was sorted.
The most surprising
thing about the fact the Islanders
are surprised
they're getting a text
is that they're actually surprised
they're getting a text -
they get one a day, min!
Oh, shit. I've got a text.
Oh, wow.
What? Fuck.
Oh, no way.
Stop it.
Shit.
Oh, fuck!
Oh, no.
Let's just hope this text
does us both a favour.
Fuck.
Islanders, the public have been
voting for their favourite couple.
The couples with the fewest votes
risk being dumped
from the island tonight.
In no particular order,
the three couples
with the fewest votes,
and therefore vulnerable, are...
Jamie and Danica.
Dami and Indiyah.
Adam and Paige.
Can all vulnerable couples
please now stand up
in front of the firepit?
The couple with the fewest votes
and therefore dumped
from the island is...