Love Island (2015–…): Season 8, Episode 57 - Episode 57 - full transcript
Previously...
on Love Island...
four Islanders
were dumped from paradise.
Only one more couple is safe.
The final couple
saved by the public is...
Jamie and Danica.
Tonight...
..get ready.
Let's go.
What did you say?
I am honoured to be crowned
as Miss Drama Queen.
Our first episode
of Cooking With Davide.
Antigoni.
Lacey, Deji, Reece
and Nathalia have been dumped,
but which of them
is gonna sit in the front of the cab
and make small talk with the driver?
Now it's time to have your say.
Head to the app... Only joking!
But their loss is Jamie's gain.
So, how are you feeling?
Buzzing, obviously,
to get saved by the public. Yeah?
It obviously means something,
doesn't it?
I feel like they've maybe got faith
that we do have
a bit of a connection there
that we can develop, which is good.
But we knew that anyway, didn't we?
Yeah, I know.
Get to know each other
even more, innit?
Mm, yeah.
Come here!
I'm so happy
that I actually have been saved,
but I've been saved with somebody
who I genuinely,
actually do really like.
I do think I've found
a good one here.
You know, I genuinely think
we've got quite a good connection,
so the fact we get to continue it
is the best feeling.
Selfishly, I was just so happy.
Like his mama's home-made macaroni,
Davide's relationship with Ekin-Su
is hot, steamy,
and occasionally a bit too cheesy
for my liking.
The both of us saved again.
Yeah!
No, I'm happy.
That's good, yeah.
We had two arguments.
At the end of the day,
if you think about it,
it's not a lot.
I did something
that I usually wouldn't do.
That is give us a second chance.
Not just for the second chance.
Just also...
push myself to trust a person
that I wouldn't trust...
Do you regret pushing yourself,
or are you happy you did that?
No, I'm happy.
I hope I will not regret it
in the future.
But regarding it a surprise now,
I want to say something else.
That, er...
Because, you know, someone says,
"Are you boyfriend and girlfriend?"
I mean, at the end of the day,
if I am exclusive with you
and you are exclusive with me,
we are a kind of
boyfriend and girlfriend.
We said it to do it outside,
but I still wanted to do
something nice before we leave.
Can I say something? It was
the best memory you've done so far.
Yeah?
It was just so cute.
You see...
Just to leave something, right?
Davide surprises me each day.
He is the most sweetest,
romantic guy I've met,
and there's such a sweet,
caring man.
Behind all of that perfect body,
there is a lovely, warm heart,
and he's got
the kindest heart I've met.
Tasha reckons
that in the last seven weeks,
the Islanders have been
on an amazing journey.
What?! You've barely
stepped out of the villa!
At least
I went on a glass-bottom boat.
Guys, this is literally,
like, the final week.
Yeah.
Crazy, innit?
Like, just look how far you've...
That actually gave me a shiver.
Look how far we've actually come.
But it definitely made us stronger.
Absolutely.
100%, it's made us all stronger.
Things that have happened,
people have come and gone,
and I feel like
it kind of shows your connection
and who you wanna be with, so...
Yeah.
So true.
Exactly.
You haven't come that far!
Try starting in Newcastle,
A1 to Durham, stop for Greggs,
onto the M1, M42 to South Wales,
quick Greggs,
M4 to Cardiff, another Greggs,
then on to Swansea.
That is a journey. Right, Paige?
It's just, like, we literally
live on opposite parts of the UK,
to be fair.
Mm-hm.
So that will be difficult in itself.
I've done further than Swansea...
with the wrong person,
but now I'm with the right person...
Erm, but you don't need to stress
about that.
If you're gonna make an effort,
you'll make an effort for someone.
Mm, yeah, I know that.
No, I do think we would be able
to make it work.
I feel like
we are those kinds of people.
Like, quality time and stuff.
Do you know what I mean?
Quality time.
I wanna see Swansea.
It sounds all right. Do you?
Let's go.
Do you know, even stood at
the fire pit tonight, in my head,
I was like, "I know me and Adam
are compatible for lots of reasons,"
and I was like,
"Say we did go out together,
"like, I honestly wouldn't
have been worried, cos..."
You know when you have that person
that you just feel, like, safe with?
It's a bit like where I'm at
with him at the minute,
and I'm just like... Mm!
In last night's vote,
there were some surprises
down at the bottom,
and that bottom belonged to Luca.
He cacked himself when he thought
he might be getting the boot.
Were you sweating
when we were in the last ones?
I was like, "Ooh,
this is getting a bit, like..."
I thought we could've
been standing up, you know?
Did you?
Yeah.
Why did you think that?
I've not done anything big for us,
to say that we're exclusive
or 100%. Yeah.
If you look round here right now,
every single one of them
has done something
or made a big gesture.
Do you know what I mean?
It's irrelevant.
We decided ourselves
that we didn't wanna do like,
"Ooh, now we are exclusive."
Like, it's...
In my opinion,
it's like we know we were going
in that direction,
and we know we are that, so now,
when other people are doing it,
you can't get, like, bitter about it
cos it was our choice
not to do it.
No, I'm not bitter about it.
The only thing I was thinking
was when Ekin was going,
"Oh, well, you guys are basically
exclusive." I can't, like...
I knew
that would've pissed you off,
but if that makes her a little bit
happier, then go for it.
Like, we know ourselves what it is
and how things are going,
and we know
that we're at that point.
Before coming in here,
I didn't know where I'd end up.
Then meeting Gem,
and the connection we have,
and obviously falling in love
with her, every day,
I feel more and more lucky
to be here, especially with her.
Luca feels lucky to be here.
He loves the place.
He loves the plaice,
he loves the halibut.
He loves the trout.
The man sells fish!
Are you boyfriend and girlfriend?
Or exclusive?
We're boyfriend and girlfriend,
but we don't need "exclusive".
In Turkey, no-one ever says,
"Will you be my girlfriend?"
It just happens,
so that's what's happened.
In terms,
it is boyfriend and girlfriend.
You're together. Yeah.
Right. Right, good.
Davide, Mr Boyfriend-Girlfriend,
welcome to the club.
Yeah, exclusive,
boyfriend-girlfriend...
Whatever she wants to say for me
is fine, to be honest.
He doesn't even know!
Exclusive Island.
This is what it is now.
After everything
we've been through, like...
Can we have a breakfast tomorrow?
Just do it...
We'll do a coffee and brunch!
Just the girls?
Yeah.
OK.
I feel really emotional.
I do.
This place is magical,
and I tell you one thing,
if we have kids,
I wanna take them here.
Yeah, oh, my God,
cos this is gonna be like,
"This is where I met your dad."
Oh, stop it,
you're gonna make me cry.
Why are we actually crying
right now? This is not it.
Argh!
What you doing?
Huh?
Are you crying?
Fucking hell.
I said to the editor
that the black-and-white
night-cam stuff was a bit 2017,
so he said he'd jazz it up.
Rest assured, he's been fired.
That was my favourite wake-up
so far.
Same, actually.
Not only one dumping last night,
it was a double.
It's gonna be weird
not seeing them around,
but, at the end of the day,
I've got the best connection
with Danica,
so I'm glad to still be here.
How you feeling, Ekin?
I'm feeling good.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I'm feeling good as well.
Is the salon open to celebrate?
No. We're old, guys.
Ten seconds, I was asleep.
Yeah, literally.
Anyone else's salon open?
Maybe those two.
Shut up, Andrew.
Did something naughty, didn't you?
Good morning!
Yeah, so, had a really good day
yesterday in general with Jamie.
I feel like we've gone
from zero to 100,
and it feels really natural,
and we're in bed,
and we're, like, giggling.
We were talking for hours on end.
I am literally over the moon,
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm happy for me and Ekin, you know,
because it has been really nice...
At the beginning of the evening,
you know,
I made her a little surprise.
When this plate came over,
I thought,
"This has to be some sort of joke,"
because I wasn't expecting this
from Davide, because it's Davide,
and I literally felt like
the happiest girl.
Everything feels like
it's fallen into place
in the right time.
Just everything that I've been
looking for in a man, I have.
I'm hoping... I believe
that he is the love of my life.
I told Adam last night in bed that
we wanted a big girlies' brunch.
Yes. He's like, "I'll see what
I can convince the boys to do."
Oh, we'd better get ready now, then.
Shall we? Shall we make an effort?
This'll be so cute.
This is gonna be so cute!
The boys are making brunch?!
It's the middle of the afternoon!
It's more like lunch and dinner,
or as I call it, "linner".
So, we can start squashing
all that shit now, poached eggs.
Shall I just do the bacon,
then, yeah?
Yeah, just start the bacon.
The boys better be
cooking up a storm.
Listen, food brings you together,
and that's a fact.
Food is love. It's a love language.
It is, and the fact that the boys
are doing it for us...
I mean, we had to ask, but still.
We should start getting
these poached eggs ready. Let's go.
Bacon's looking good, Dami.
Yeah, very good.
There we go, boys.
The foundations are set.
Smells so good.
Oh, my God,
it actually smells so nice.
That smells so good.
Ladies, ladies, ladies. Yeah.
Please take your seats,
please take your seats over there.
Yeah, that's all right.
It's all right, man. All good.
Are you excited?
Yeah, I am really excited.
Oh, look at this.
Wow!
Oh, my God!
Enjoy, ladies.
Thank you.
Thank you, Davide.
It was a team effort.
Team effort, actually.
The boys pulled it out of the bag.
A little avocado smash,
bacon on top, presentation was key.
I was on the chilli flakes as well.
I think it looked fantastic.
Come on, then, girls, tuck in.
What are we waiting for?
Ooh, I've got a good drift...
Tucking in.
What are we saying, girls?
Yeah, very good.
Wow.
Oh, my God,
I'm so impressed with the boys
all pulling together
to make us brunch.
Of course they pulled it
out the bag. They nailed it.
Well done, boys. Well done.
Yeah, what's our caff called?
You know what you call it?
Call the restaurant "Exclusive".
Oh, yeah.
EGG-sclusive - egg.
Egg-sclusive restaurant.
Right, let's cheers
to this last week
that we've got left,
and let's make the most
of every day,
whether it's good or bad,
and let's stick to happiness
and love in 2022 Love Island.
Whoo!
Happiness.
Always.
So, who deserves a blow-dry?
Er, no, that's too far.
Jamie Allen
boyfriend material interview.
Present in the room
are Danica Taylor and Jamie Allen.
Interview commencing 25th of July,
2022, at 13:00 hours.
You are a footballer. I want to know
a little bit more about that.
Obviously, I'm not silly.
Like, there are stereotypes
with being a footballer.
Yeah, of course.
A lot of them tend to be cheats.
They do.
Or liars.
But like you just said then
yourself, a lot, not all.
So, you're in the "not a lot"?
"Not all". Yeah, yeah.
In the small percentage.
Yeah.
Wow, well, I'll have hit jackpot
if that's the case. Yeah.
Obviously, I'm 27, now. Yeah.
I've got all that out of my system.
Good.
I feel like your energy and stuff...
I keep you entertained.
You keep me on my toes.
It's definitely something
that I need. Yeah, that's good.
I feel like we're similar,
but then we also have...
There's a contrast.
Yeah, there is, yeah.
And I feel like there is,
genuinely, a connection.
You do feel, not stupid,
but it's literally been
a couple of days, but...
It's been a couple of days,
but it feels longer.
It feels like
we've spent longer together.
I feel like I've known you
for a while. Yeah, yeah.
SHE GIGGLES Ahh!
I'm hungry again.
Mm. Eat something.
I quite fancy something like
a collie... coleando.
It's just basically pasta,
but it's very long.
Spaghetti.
It's fat and it's long.
It's got meat inside it.
I don't know.
It's something they do in the north.
I don't even know the name.
I just remember it being very big,
very thick, very long,
very nice, very tasty.
And then it's got, like,
a creamy, white sauce.
OK, Ekin.
You need to wait another week
for that.
We gave Dami an
orange ice lolly five minutes ago,
and we actually gave Indiyah
her orange ice lolly an hour ago,
but she's only got round
to eating it now.
How long does it take you
to fall in love?
Takes me a while, you know.
Yeah, I know, for real.
I'm saying "in love".
Oh, "in love, in love"?
In love is just a whole different...
Yeah, element.
Yeah.
Have you ever felt like
saying it to me?
I have.
Why didn't you say it, then?
I don't know. I was waiting
for the perfect moment.
Sometimes... There's no such thing
as a perfect moment.
I know... The perfect moment
is when you feel to say it.
I did feel to say it.
But you didn't say it.
Why didn't you say it?
I thought about it.
It was between kisses.
In my head, I was like...
I was whispering,
"I love you. I love you."
But I just didn't say it.
Oh, my God, no!
Hmm.
I do love you, though.
You do? Mm-hm.
Like, I actually love you.
Really?
Really.
Love you, too.
What?
Love you, too.
Love me, too?
I love you, too.
'To hear the L-word,
it's a very nice feeling.'
Yeah, when he said it,
you can't help...
I can't help but, like,
smile and be happy.
I do feel exactly the same, so...
But, no, no, it was really, really
nice, and it was really sweet.
And, yeah, I did love it.
I've just had a conversation with
Jamie and asked him about, like,
well, sort of, a bit about football.
But, then, sort of saying...
I know... I do think he's genuine.
I know there's sometimes
is a bit of a stereotype.
Yeah. Is he the kinda guy
that's going to...?
You know, young footballers,
I know they go out into the clubs,
they get tables, they get the girls
going, do you know what I mean?
I was a bit like,
"Are you gonna be like that?"
I do forget, obviously,
your dad literally is prime time,
absolutely at the top of his game,
do you know what I mean? Yeah.
All footballers, from what I know,
they all have that
sort of laddy, sort of...
They do, yeah.
A bit cocky, a bit cheeky.
It is sort of the stereotype.
It is half true.
They all are sort of...
A little bit.
They know that they're footballers.
They know... He's decent-looking.
He knows he can probably get girls,
and they're gonna be
throwing themselves. Yeah.
But it genuinely does depend
on the type of person.
I don't want to be naive.
I have been hurt in here.
In here, he can kinda get away
with just saying the right things.
I feel stupid for saying it,
but I actually do really like him.
No, and that's not stupid at all.
I think if you...
If it clicks, then it clicks.
Yeah, I just have to hope
and believe that the Jamie
that I'm seeing now, it is him,
and that's exactly what he'd be like
on the outside.
A few people have suggested
that Luca should take a long, hard
look at himself in the mirror.
The truth is,
he already does 50 times a day,
and he loves every second of it.
Oi, Adam, would you say
Mark Wright's really good-looking?
Er, I think he's pretty
good-looking, yeah.
I don't think he's all that.
But Michelle Keegan's a lot better.
Oh, she's unreal.
Oh, he's punching, big-time.
That's a good thing, Luca.
Why is that a bad thing?
They're amazing, by the way.
They are, yeah.
No, it is a good thing, but, like...
You're punching.
No, I fucking ain't.
Yes, you are!
Do you not think that you are?
No.
What, you'd say you're,
like, equal, or more?
What?
I'm punching.
Oh, shut up.
I don't think we're punching.
OK.
I think you're definitely punching.
You should be proud to say it,
cos Gem's unreal.
But Adam's not?
What, punching?
I'm definitely punching?
You definitely are.
And I'm bored
of this conversation now.
It's just... Yeah.
I think that's pretty harsh,
you know. What?
Did you take that offensively?
There's more punching here than you.
Yeah.
No, no, you are punching.
Yeah. That's fine.
I'll take... I'm not arsed about it.
But you're just being really naive,
cos you are the one that's punching.
No, I literally am not.
Like, I understand
you need to back yourself,
but also, like, be realistic.
Do you know what I mean?
Adam, Adam, who do you think,
realistically?
You are punching, Luca.
Gemma, I'm fully arguing
with your boyfriend right now.
Why?
Cos he's like,
"Who do you think's better-looking?"
He reckons
he's not punching with you,
and I was like, "Yes, you are."
What?! Yeah!
Wait, what does that mean?
So he thinks he's better?
Basically thinks
that you are punching.
No, he's punching.
He's absolutely punching.
Is he joking?
What are you on about?
Thank you.
You think you're punching?
No, don't be fucking stupid.
He doesn't think he's punching,
that's the problem.
I think Adam agrees
that Luca's punching.
He's just being nice.
Adam, did you say I'm punching?
No.
Exactly.
I don't think he's punching.
All that matters is youse two,
anyway, so...
I'd say you two are equal,
Paige and Adam.
No.
No.
No, I reckon I'm punching,
but I've got a better personality,
so it's fine.
You have got a better personality.
I think Ekin-Su's punching
with Davide.
If I had to be honest.
Do you? Yeah.
Davide's a really good-looking lad.
You can't knock that.
But Ekin-Su's fiery personality
is what, like... You know I mean?
That can make someone
more attractive.
For Indiyah,
it's all about
that magical L-word...
Leprechauns!
"Are they real, and can I meet one
"when I come and see your family
in Ireland?"
So, the first time
you come to Ireland,
how long will you stay for
before you go back?
I don't know, probably about a week.
A week?
Why are you saying that
like that's too long?
I got a text!
She's got a text! Oh, my God!
Let me stand up.
"OK. Islanders..."
Love Island Talent Show 2022.
We're gonna bring the energy.
I'm super excited to see what people
have got up their sleeve.
Whoo!
I might give the guys what
they want, like a special little...
Or a...
I'm shitting it!
Whoo!
No, I'm actually talentless.
What am I gonna do?
No!
No, I just...
Mine's definitely a hidden talent.
I'm excited
to show my talent tonight.
I need to decide which of the many.
What is your talent?
I don't have any, I just freestyle.
I am the talent, literally.
Literally, the girls are the talent.
That's what we came here for.
I'm just hoping Paige
doesn't get the ick when I do mine,
to be fair.
No, let's actually make a pact.
Let's not get the ick from this,
because I don't have a talent.
Deal?
You're about to
witness some incredible talents.
The greatest of them all
belonging to the editor,
who's gonna make these Islanders
look like they have any abilities
whatsoever. He's a genius.
Oh, I'm actually really excited!
We're all gonna make tits
of ourselves tonight.
You guys don't know what I'm doing.
Ha-ha-ha!
I'm actually nervous.
Got your football boots on?
You guys excited?
I'm excited,
but also really nervous
at the same time. Mm.
It's gonna be good.
I think there'll be a vibe.
You look like a cowboy. You just
need two pistols at your side.
Yeah, swear down.
It should be easy for me.
I didn't even know anyone in here
had talent. Ahh!
I thought everyone
was good at finding love.
Cheers to have
a special talents night,
full of energy and full of fun.
We're all nervous.
I've literally got
heart palpitations.
My heart
is going absolutely ballistic.
I'm so nervous,
I forgot to put on perfume.
First to
take to the floor is Danica,
who will be doing a reading
from Chaucer's Canterbury Tales.
No, hang on, she's dancing.
That makes more sense.
What?!
This is a bit naughty.
I mean, Danica, for the fact
that she just brought it,
went for it, I was here for it.
Like, honestly smashed it.
Danica's performance, wow.
The confidence that the girl has
is unbelievable.
She's... she's one-of-a-kind.
Let's go, girl!
You know,
I thought it was only right
to show the Islanders
what your girl can do.
I'm not just a batty shaker,
that I can actually dance.
So, yeah, really enjoyed it,
they were super supportive.
And, yeah, I wish I could
do it all over again, really.
Adam's a magician,
and for his next trick,
he's going to make
his dignity disappear!
Right, every magician
needs a beautiful assistant,
so come over here, you.
Whoa.
Right, now, it would be
far too easy, right,
if I did the magic, right?
So, have I discussed this
with you today? No.
No? No helping hands,
nothing like that? No.
Right, what I want you to do is,
you come on this side.
Right, I want you to split the deck
to the right. So, in half.
Try and make it difficult for us.
In half? Yeah.
Right, OK,
we're just gonna go like this. Yeah?
Right, now I want you
to split this one to the left
and this one to the right.
OK.
Like this, yeah?
Yeah.
We're gonna try
and bring the magic here.
We'll try and bring something
special to the top of this pack,
but first, it would be still
too easy, wouldn't it?
So I'm gonna get Paige
to mix it up a little bit.
I want you to take
this deck of cards, the left one,
and nice and quick, you're gonna
put three cards on the bottom.
One, two, three.
And then even still, mix it up.
So we're gonna put
one, two, and three on the top.
Last one?
Right, last ones.
And then we're gonna put to one,
two, three. Right, put them back.
Was the best card
in a deck of cards?
Ace of spades.
Aces, right?
I want you to think
and picture an ace,
and I want you
to click, click, click and click.
You're gonna do the trick.
Right, you ready? Oh, shit.
Picture these. OK?
Aces, yeah?
Close your eyes, close your eyes.
OK.
Think of it. Click.
I can't click.
Click, click, click, click.
Everyone stand up.
Listen, Paige,
if it works, you're a witch.
Turn the cards over.
Are you joking?
Turn the cards over.
No, stop.
Turn it over.
What?!
Is it an ace?
You're having me on.
Turn it over.
What the fuck?
That is mental.
Yet again,
Adam played his cards right.
Like, the boy knows.
He just knows.
Now Tasha's
doing a very special rendition
of One Girl, One Cup.
I'll be honest,
the original was less offensive.
Right, silence.
Right.
Argh! No, that's...!
Aw, Tash.
Honestly, she's so adorable.
Poor girl. I bet she was
already nervous as it was.
Everybody had her back.
We were all rooting for her.
This is actually good. Come on.
Woo!
'Crazy What Love Can Do'
by David Guetta and Becky Hill
'I got there in the end.'
D'you know what? It wasn't as bad
as I thought it was gonna be.
I just remember looking up
and seeing Andrew
just smiling his face off and
everyone, kind of, bopping along.
I was like, "OK, it's not that bad."
That was sick, Tash.
I couldn't do that, seriously.
That was good.
You did well.
Smashed it, Tash.
She pulled it out of the bag.
Obviously, she's not a singer,
is she? But...
It was funny
and she did really well.
Dami is about
to do a rap.
"Is it good, Iain?"
Well, let me put it like this,
if you're thinking of making a cup
of tea, now would be a good time.
'Going up there, I was nervous,
I'm not going to lie.'
Shit, I couldn't think straight.
But I was trying to give it my all.
I could have done better.
I'm real with myself.
Ah, fuck it.
I was really enjoying this rap.
Until my name was in it.
I don't know how to take that,
but, hey. We roll.
Ooh!
Oh, my God.
Imagine, I'm sat there,
cuddling with Jamie,
and he goes,
"Danica, I'm just joshing."
And I'm like, "Oh, my God."
You know what?
I love Dami.
I really do.
Ten stars for the lyrics.
But, the rap...
I would be a very bad girlfriend
if I said the rap was a ten.
Because it wasn't.
Jamie's showing off
his football skills.
And to give you an idea
of how petite Danica is,
she's standing in a Subbuteo goal.
Whoo! Yes, Jamie.
Go on, Around The World.
How many? Is anyone counting?
He's a already on 30-something,
anyway.
Oh, baby, get me a sexy footballer
any day of the week.
Seeing him in that kit for one,
I was like...
'Samba De Janeiro'
by Bellini
Is it too much to ask you
to put in on your neck?
Just to see...
Yeah, it's never been me, Dami.
Finesse, finesse, finesse.
Yes, boy, yes, yes.
Whoa, whoa!
Jamie's football skills
were fantastic.
Although I do feel that I,
potentially, could have done it.
'Ey, good footwork.
Danica, more. We need more energy.
Come on, Danica, save this.
If he scores here,
he gets to score tonight.
Whoo!
Soo!
Smashed it.
Fucking hell.
Smashed it.
Smashed it.
Gemma and Paige
are performing a song.
Their vocals are tight,
their choreography is tight,
and the trousers are too tight,
so they couldn't do up the buttons.
Whoo!
Paige and Gemma were the best
rapping performers I've seen
in my last 27 years of being alive.
If Paige wants to bring that home,
that is definitely fine with me.
Yeah, definitely got me going.
'I don't know where
this Gemma's been.'
It's like she turned into 50 Cent
for 30 seconds. It was brilliant.
We're done.
I am actually so glad
we did it together.
I wouldn't have done it
with anyone else other than Gem.
I know, yeah.
Girl, we're on another level.
It's interval time
at the Love Island Talent Show,
so while you go and buy an ice cream
and an overpriced programme,
I'll just nip out
and empty my sick bag.
What are you doing?
Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Yeah.
You'll have to wait and see.
Queen like this.
But I am a queen.
At least then,
you've got a king near you.
Treat me like a queen, then.
I'm the king.
Then treat... Kings treat their...
Yeah, I'll treat you like a queen,
don't worry.
Don't worry.
Why do you sound like
you're fucking around already?
No, you need to see me
when I fuck around, I warn you.
No, I'm joking.
No, babe, don't...
Yeah... Oh, come on,
I'm messing around, don't worry.
If you're gonna fuck around,
you might as well tell me now. No.
I mean, if you fuck around
in London,
I'll fuck around in Manchester.
There's no point being us together
if you're gonna fuck around.
Oh, my God, now she starts.
Queen Ekin.
What are they doing?
They're about to argue.
Are they tiffing?
Well, it's not anything different,
is it? Ha.
They love an argument.
And then they're cooking
in seconds.
In the kitchen.
Make some spag bol.
What you cooking tonight, guys?
I said something because
Ekin-Su was joking with me,
so I said something to reply to her.
And she took it probably personally.
Er...
We've had enough of drama queen
around the firepit.
Ekin-Su's doing
an inspirational speech,
Miss Drama Queen.
I am honoured to be crowned
as Miss Drama Queen 2022.
I have come here for love,
not seasonal girlfriends.
My girls,
you have all taught me something.
Gemma, although we have shared
the same man...
What?
Davide at the start.
..I think you are
the most mature, most beautiful
and stunning girl I've ever met.
Aw.
Danica, you have taught me so much.
I mean, you've been through
six guys in the villa
and you're still here!
Still alive and kicking.
Tasha. I can really see myself
in you, Tasha.
And I feel like you've become this
woman that everyone can look up to.
Indiyah, you helped me see
what was special with Davide,
so thank you.
Thank you, Indiyah.
Thank you for everything.
The speech wasn't, like, drama.
She was actually being very nice,
like...
Claps for Ekin.
Paige, sweetheart of Wales.
You've not had it smooth
in here from the start.
However, with patience,
you have found your Prince Charming.
Hmm.
Davide.
Yeah.
I can't promise you no more drama.
No, don't promise me.
However,
what I can promise you
is you're in for a heck of a ride.
Cheers to that!
So... Ekin-Who?
Ekin-your-best-fucking-performance
yet!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
She comes out
with this motivational speech.
I'm not sure, really,
how much of a talent that was,
but I'll take it.
She was just blowing smoke
up all our arses, so, buzzing.
Andrew's selling
the Love Island Villa
using a scale model.
The workmanship on the model
shows evidence of talent,
effort and skill,
so you won't be surprised to know
Andrew was not involved
in making it.
Welcome to the Love Island Villa.
So, the villa is priced
at around about 25 million euros.
So, obviously, we're gonna start
with the one-of-a-kind entrance.
It's nice to see,
cos you're not going to get any love
from the girls
when you walk into that villa.
Then we move on to the flower walk.
There's been a few good memories
coming out of that flower walk,
you know, seeing Becky Hill.
And obviously the Casa girls.
Like, that was some funny shit.
I'm not gonna lie, I didn't expect
him to be that funny. 25 million?
I'll give him 30 for that
performance. 30 million straight up.
But one memory for me
in particular stands out.
You know, coming out,
seeing an absolute worldie of a girl
in a blue bikini.
I think we all know who that is.
Antigoni.
I'm finished. I actually can't.
I actually cannot.
We did not expect this from Andrew!
When he said Antigoni instead of me,
I was like, "Oh!"
A stab to the heart. But it's fine,
Andrew, my heart's still for you.
We're gonna move on to the terrace
and, you know,
it's a great place for the girls to
get away from the boys and escape.
Unless you're Luca, you'll just
be there anyway with Gemma.
That concludes my tour. You know,
any questions, feel free to ask.
And any offers, I'll be taking
offers through the landlord.
25 million down, I'm buying it.
I hope you enjoyed the tour.
Can we just talk about
how sexy Andrew looked
in his real estate suit?
Indiyah's gonna give
us a performance on the recorder,
and she's gonna pull off
the impressive trick
of blowing and sucking
at the same time.
WHOOPING Let's go, Indiyah!
Ooh, I've got this.
Focus, you can do this.
Who was that?
Andrew!
Andrew!
There were some notes
that were like, "Eeeeh!"
And we were like, "Oh, God, stop!"
Everyone was just
wetting themselves.
If I crouch
so I can't see you guys...
Just look at the sheet.
Come on then, go.
Use those lungs, babe.
Shh, Danica!
Carry on, carry on! Keep going.
Carry on!
Carry on, carry on.
Keep going, keep going.
OK, I've got the last bit.
Yeah. You got this.
Come on, keep it going.
Last bit, last bit.
I think it might have just shown
a little bit, just a little bit,
that I have not had any practice
since I was eight years old.
But you could still make out
what I was trying to play,
so I'm actually
really proud of myself.
Whoa! Gino D'Acampo's
been on the protein shakes!
Oh, no, wait, my mistake,
it's Davide doing a cookery show.
Remember, Motorway Cops:
Catching Britain's Speeders
is still on Channel 5.
Welcome, our first episode
of Cooking With Davide.
Love it, love it!
As a proper Italian, I thought I
could show my talent in the kitchen,
so I thought to do a quick, proper,
delicious carbonara,
you know, to make everyone happy.
We don't need garlic.
Yes, Davide!
How can you make a carbonara funny?
D'you know what I mean?
And he done it.
We need to separate the white eggs
from the yolk.
I'm gonna...
Actually, we don't need the white.
Not in the fucking garden! OK!
We don't need the white.
The birds will eat it.
And then the last one,
we put it full. Wahey!
Does that not turn you on
a little bit, Ekin? Not yet.
Then we add some milk, not a lot,
just a touch.
Put a bit of olive oil.
Yeah!
All about the wrist action.
The speciality is the pepper
at the end.
It was the biceps for me.
You know when it was, like,
the pepper grinding,
it was like, "OK, baby!"
I was like, "Ekin, mmm! Your guy,
he's looking hella tasty right now,
"not just the carbonara, honey!"
Go on, Ekin.
Go on, Ekin, get in there.
What you think, Ekin?
Had better.
Ooh!
She said she'd had better!
Oh, Ekin!
I've had his carbonara
where it was banging,
it was ten out of ten. And this one
was lacking a bit of Ekin-Su.
So, if he had me helping him,
bit of salt and the pepper,
you know, I think
we would have had a good dish.
CHEERING Wildcats!
Luca's gonna do
a song, and trust me,
that boy's got a set of pipes
on him.
Sewer pipes.
Come on! Whoo!
'Breaking Free'
from High School Musical
Yes!
Oh, I forgot the words!
Luca, honestly, tone deaf,
no idea of half the words.
If I'm totally honest,
I thought Luca
needed to work on his breathing
skills and diaphragm.
It was not in tone.
Whoo!
I don't know how
it didn't give me the ick,
but it didn't,
I still fancy him just as much,
so... God knows.
Right, Love Island Talent Show
selfie.
Let's get it.
Yes! Whoo!
Love Island 2022 Talent Show,
a success.
Very talented villa,
very talented bunch.
Now it's time
for you to have your say.
Head to the app,
where you can access voting
and vote for your favourite couple.
Those with the fewest votes
are at risk
of being dumped from the island.
So, will it be...
Remember, you are voting
for your favourite couple.
You can pick one couple,
and you have just 15 minutes
to make your decision.
Voting is free
and you can access it via the app.
Download for free on iOS or Android.
You can only vote once.
on Love Island...
four Islanders
were dumped from paradise.
Only one more couple is safe.
The final couple
saved by the public is...
Jamie and Danica.
Tonight...
..get ready.
Let's go.
What did you say?
I am honoured to be crowned
as Miss Drama Queen.
Our first episode
of Cooking With Davide.
Antigoni.
Lacey, Deji, Reece
and Nathalia have been dumped,
but which of them
is gonna sit in the front of the cab
and make small talk with the driver?
Now it's time to have your say.
Head to the app... Only joking!
But their loss is Jamie's gain.
So, how are you feeling?
Buzzing, obviously,
to get saved by the public. Yeah?
It obviously means something,
doesn't it?
I feel like they've maybe got faith
that we do have
a bit of a connection there
that we can develop, which is good.
But we knew that anyway, didn't we?
Yeah, I know.
Get to know each other
even more, innit?
Mm, yeah.
Come here!
I'm so happy
that I actually have been saved,
but I've been saved with somebody
who I genuinely,
actually do really like.
I do think I've found
a good one here.
You know, I genuinely think
we've got quite a good connection,
so the fact we get to continue it
is the best feeling.
Selfishly, I was just so happy.
Like his mama's home-made macaroni,
Davide's relationship with Ekin-Su
is hot, steamy,
and occasionally a bit too cheesy
for my liking.
The both of us saved again.
Yeah!
No, I'm happy.
That's good, yeah.
We had two arguments.
At the end of the day,
if you think about it,
it's not a lot.
I did something
that I usually wouldn't do.
That is give us a second chance.
Not just for the second chance.
Just also...
push myself to trust a person
that I wouldn't trust...
Do you regret pushing yourself,
or are you happy you did that?
No, I'm happy.
I hope I will not regret it
in the future.
But regarding it a surprise now,
I want to say something else.
That, er...
Because, you know, someone says,
"Are you boyfriend and girlfriend?"
I mean, at the end of the day,
if I am exclusive with you
and you are exclusive with me,
we are a kind of
boyfriend and girlfriend.
We said it to do it outside,
but I still wanted to do
something nice before we leave.
Can I say something? It was
the best memory you've done so far.
Yeah?
It was just so cute.
You see...
Just to leave something, right?
Davide surprises me each day.
He is the most sweetest,
romantic guy I've met,
and there's such a sweet,
caring man.
Behind all of that perfect body,
there is a lovely, warm heart,
and he's got
the kindest heart I've met.
Tasha reckons
that in the last seven weeks,
the Islanders have been
on an amazing journey.
What?! You've barely
stepped out of the villa!
At least
I went on a glass-bottom boat.
Guys, this is literally,
like, the final week.
Yeah.
Crazy, innit?
Like, just look how far you've...
That actually gave me a shiver.
Look how far we've actually come.
But it definitely made us stronger.
Absolutely.
100%, it's made us all stronger.
Things that have happened,
people have come and gone,
and I feel like
it kind of shows your connection
and who you wanna be with, so...
Yeah.
So true.
Exactly.
You haven't come that far!
Try starting in Newcastle,
A1 to Durham, stop for Greggs,
onto the M1, M42 to South Wales,
quick Greggs,
M4 to Cardiff, another Greggs,
then on to Swansea.
That is a journey. Right, Paige?
It's just, like, we literally
live on opposite parts of the UK,
to be fair.
Mm-hm.
So that will be difficult in itself.
I've done further than Swansea...
with the wrong person,
but now I'm with the right person...
Erm, but you don't need to stress
about that.
If you're gonna make an effort,
you'll make an effort for someone.
Mm, yeah, I know that.
No, I do think we would be able
to make it work.
I feel like
we are those kinds of people.
Like, quality time and stuff.
Do you know what I mean?
Quality time.
I wanna see Swansea.
It sounds all right. Do you?
Let's go.
Do you know, even stood at
the fire pit tonight, in my head,
I was like, "I know me and Adam
are compatible for lots of reasons,"
and I was like,
"Say we did go out together,
"like, I honestly wouldn't
have been worried, cos..."
You know when you have that person
that you just feel, like, safe with?
It's a bit like where I'm at
with him at the minute,
and I'm just like... Mm!
In last night's vote,
there were some surprises
down at the bottom,
and that bottom belonged to Luca.
He cacked himself when he thought
he might be getting the boot.
Were you sweating
when we were in the last ones?
I was like, "Ooh,
this is getting a bit, like..."
I thought we could've
been standing up, you know?
Did you?
Yeah.
Why did you think that?
I've not done anything big for us,
to say that we're exclusive
or 100%. Yeah.
If you look round here right now,
every single one of them
has done something
or made a big gesture.
Do you know what I mean?
It's irrelevant.
We decided ourselves
that we didn't wanna do like,
"Ooh, now we are exclusive."
Like, it's...
In my opinion,
it's like we know we were going
in that direction,
and we know we are that, so now,
when other people are doing it,
you can't get, like, bitter about it
cos it was our choice
not to do it.
No, I'm not bitter about it.
The only thing I was thinking
was when Ekin was going,
"Oh, well, you guys are basically
exclusive." I can't, like...
I knew
that would've pissed you off,
but if that makes her a little bit
happier, then go for it.
Like, we know ourselves what it is
and how things are going,
and we know
that we're at that point.
Before coming in here,
I didn't know where I'd end up.
Then meeting Gem,
and the connection we have,
and obviously falling in love
with her, every day,
I feel more and more lucky
to be here, especially with her.
Luca feels lucky to be here.
He loves the place.
He loves the plaice,
he loves the halibut.
He loves the trout.
The man sells fish!
Are you boyfriend and girlfriend?
Or exclusive?
We're boyfriend and girlfriend,
but we don't need "exclusive".
In Turkey, no-one ever says,
"Will you be my girlfriend?"
It just happens,
so that's what's happened.
In terms,
it is boyfriend and girlfriend.
You're together. Yeah.
Right. Right, good.
Davide, Mr Boyfriend-Girlfriend,
welcome to the club.
Yeah, exclusive,
boyfriend-girlfriend...
Whatever she wants to say for me
is fine, to be honest.
He doesn't even know!
Exclusive Island.
This is what it is now.
After everything
we've been through, like...
Can we have a breakfast tomorrow?
Just do it...
We'll do a coffee and brunch!
Just the girls?
Yeah.
OK.
I feel really emotional.
I do.
This place is magical,
and I tell you one thing,
if we have kids,
I wanna take them here.
Yeah, oh, my God,
cos this is gonna be like,
"This is where I met your dad."
Oh, stop it,
you're gonna make me cry.
Why are we actually crying
right now? This is not it.
Argh!
What you doing?
Huh?
Are you crying?
Fucking hell.
I said to the editor
that the black-and-white
night-cam stuff was a bit 2017,
so he said he'd jazz it up.
Rest assured, he's been fired.
That was my favourite wake-up
so far.
Same, actually.
Not only one dumping last night,
it was a double.
It's gonna be weird
not seeing them around,
but, at the end of the day,
I've got the best connection
with Danica,
so I'm glad to still be here.
How you feeling, Ekin?
I'm feeling good.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I'm feeling good as well.
Is the salon open to celebrate?
No. We're old, guys.
Ten seconds, I was asleep.
Yeah, literally.
Anyone else's salon open?
Maybe those two.
Shut up, Andrew.
Did something naughty, didn't you?
Good morning!
Yeah, so, had a really good day
yesterday in general with Jamie.
I feel like we've gone
from zero to 100,
and it feels really natural,
and we're in bed,
and we're, like, giggling.
We were talking for hours on end.
I am literally over the moon,
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm happy for me and Ekin, you know,
because it has been really nice...
At the beginning of the evening,
you know,
I made her a little surprise.
When this plate came over,
I thought,
"This has to be some sort of joke,"
because I wasn't expecting this
from Davide, because it's Davide,
and I literally felt like
the happiest girl.
Everything feels like
it's fallen into place
in the right time.
Just everything that I've been
looking for in a man, I have.
I'm hoping... I believe
that he is the love of my life.
I told Adam last night in bed that
we wanted a big girlies' brunch.
Yes. He's like, "I'll see what
I can convince the boys to do."
Oh, we'd better get ready now, then.
Shall we? Shall we make an effort?
This'll be so cute.
This is gonna be so cute!
The boys are making brunch?!
It's the middle of the afternoon!
It's more like lunch and dinner,
or as I call it, "linner".
So, we can start squashing
all that shit now, poached eggs.
Shall I just do the bacon,
then, yeah?
Yeah, just start the bacon.
The boys better be
cooking up a storm.
Listen, food brings you together,
and that's a fact.
Food is love. It's a love language.
It is, and the fact that the boys
are doing it for us...
I mean, we had to ask, but still.
We should start getting
these poached eggs ready. Let's go.
Bacon's looking good, Dami.
Yeah, very good.
There we go, boys.
The foundations are set.
Smells so good.
Oh, my God,
it actually smells so nice.
That smells so good.
Ladies, ladies, ladies. Yeah.
Please take your seats,
please take your seats over there.
Yeah, that's all right.
It's all right, man. All good.
Are you excited?
Yeah, I am really excited.
Oh, look at this.
Wow!
Oh, my God!
Enjoy, ladies.
Thank you.
Thank you, Davide.
It was a team effort.
Team effort, actually.
The boys pulled it out of the bag.
A little avocado smash,
bacon on top, presentation was key.
I was on the chilli flakes as well.
I think it looked fantastic.
Come on, then, girls, tuck in.
What are we waiting for?
Ooh, I've got a good drift...
Tucking in.
What are we saying, girls?
Yeah, very good.
Wow.
Oh, my God,
I'm so impressed with the boys
all pulling together
to make us brunch.
Of course they pulled it
out the bag. They nailed it.
Well done, boys. Well done.
Yeah, what's our caff called?
You know what you call it?
Call the restaurant "Exclusive".
Oh, yeah.
EGG-sclusive - egg.
Egg-sclusive restaurant.
Right, let's cheers
to this last week
that we've got left,
and let's make the most
of every day,
whether it's good or bad,
and let's stick to happiness
and love in 2022 Love Island.
Whoo!
Happiness.
Always.
So, who deserves a blow-dry?
Er, no, that's too far.
Jamie Allen
boyfriend material interview.
Present in the room
are Danica Taylor and Jamie Allen.
Interview commencing 25th of July,
2022, at 13:00 hours.
You are a footballer. I want to know
a little bit more about that.
Obviously, I'm not silly.
Like, there are stereotypes
with being a footballer.
Yeah, of course.
A lot of them tend to be cheats.
They do.
Or liars.
But like you just said then
yourself, a lot, not all.
So, you're in the "not a lot"?
"Not all". Yeah, yeah.
In the small percentage.
Yeah.
Wow, well, I'll have hit jackpot
if that's the case. Yeah.
Obviously, I'm 27, now. Yeah.
I've got all that out of my system.
Good.
I feel like your energy and stuff...
I keep you entertained.
You keep me on my toes.
It's definitely something
that I need. Yeah, that's good.
I feel like we're similar,
but then we also have...
There's a contrast.
Yeah, there is, yeah.
And I feel like there is,
genuinely, a connection.
You do feel, not stupid,
but it's literally been
a couple of days, but...
It's been a couple of days,
but it feels longer.
It feels like
we've spent longer together.
I feel like I've known you
for a while. Yeah, yeah.
SHE GIGGLES Ahh!
I'm hungry again.
Mm. Eat something.
I quite fancy something like
a collie... coleando.
It's just basically pasta,
but it's very long.
Spaghetti.
It's fat and it's long.
It's got meat inside it.
I don't know.
It's something they do in the north.
I don't even know the name.
I just remember it being very big,
very thick, very long,
very nice, very tasty.
And then it's got, like,
a creamy, white sauce.
OK, Ekin.
You need to wait another week
for that.
We gave Dami an
orange ice lolly five minutes ago,
and we actually gave Indiyah
her orange ice lolly an hour ago,
but she's only got round
to eating it now.
How long does it take you
to fall in love?
Takes me a while, you know.
Yeah, I know, for real.
I'm saying "in love".
Oh, "in love, in love"?
In love is just a whole different...
Yeah, element.
Yeah.
Have you ever felt like
saying it to me?
I have.
Why didn't you say it, then?
I don't know. I was waiting
for the perfect moment.
Sometimes... There's no such thing
as a perfect moment.
I know... The perfect moment
is when you feel to say it.
I did feel to say it.
But you didn't say it.
Why didn't you say it?
I thought about it.
It was between kisses.
In my head, I was like...
I was whispering,
"I love you. I love you."
But I just didn't say it.
Oh, my God, no!
Hmm.
I do love you, though.
You do? Mm-hm.
Like, I actually love you.
Really?
Really.
Love you, too.
What?
Love you, too.
Love me, too?
I love you, too.
'To hear the L-word,
it's a very nice feeling.'
Yeah, when he said it,
you can't help...
I can't help but, like,
smile and be happy.
I do feel exactly the same, so...
But, no, no, it was really, really
nice, and it was really sweet.
And, yeah, I did love it.
I've just had a conversation with
Jamie and asked him about, like,
well, sort of, a bit about football.
But, then, sort of saying...
I know... I do think he's genuine.
I know there's sometimes
is a bit of a stereotype.
Yeah. Is he the kinda guy
that's going to...?
You know, young footballers,
I know they go out into the clubs,
they get tables, they get the girls
going, do you know what I mean?
I was a bit like,
"Are you gonna be like that?"
I do forget, obviously,
your dad literally is prime time,
absolutely at the top of his game,
do you know what I mean? Yeah.
All footballers, from what I know,
they all have that
sort of laddy, sort of...
They do, yeah.
A bit cocky, a bit cheeky.
It is sort of the stereotype.
It is half true.
They all are sort of...
A little bit.
They know that they're footballers.
They know... He's decent-looking.
He knows he can probably get girls,
and they're gonna be
throwing themselves. Yeah.
But it genuinely does depend
on the type of person.
I don't want to be naive.
I have been hurt in here.
In here, he can kinda get away
with just saying the right things.
I feel stupid for saying it,
but I actually do really like him.
No, and that's not stupid at all.
I think if you...
If it clicks, then it clicks.
Yeah, I just have to hope
and believe that the Jamie
that I'm seeing now, it is him,
and that's exactly what he'd be like
on the outside.
A few people have suggested
that Luca should take a long, hard
look at himself in the mirror.
The truth is,
he already does 50 times a day,
and he loves every second of it.
Oi, Adam, would you say
Mark Wright's really good-looking?
Er, I think he's pretty
good-looking, yeah.
I don't think he's all that.
But Michelle Keegan's a lot better.
Oh, she's unreal.
Oh, he's punching, big-time.
That's a good thing, Luca.
Why is that a bad thing?
They're amazing, by the way.
They are, yeah.
No, it is a good thing, but, like...
You're punching.
No, I fucking ain't.
Yes, you are!
Do you not think that you are?
No.
What, you'd say you're,
like, equal, or more?
What?
I'm punching.
Oh, shut up.
I don't think we're punching.
OK.
I think you're definitely punching.
You should be proud to say it,
cos Gem's unreal.
But Adam's not?
What, punching?
I'm definitely punching?
You definitely are.
And I'm bored
of this conversation now.
It's just... Yeah.
I think that's pretty harsh,
you know. What?
Did you take that offensively?
There's more punching here than you.
Yeah.
No, no, you are punching.
Yeah. That's fine.
I'll take... I'm not arsed about it.
But you're just being really naive,
cos you are the one that's punching.
No, I literally am not.
Like, I understand
you need to back yourself,
but also, like, be realistic.
Do you know what I mean?
Adam, Adam, who do you think,
realistically?
You are punching, Luca.
Gemma, I'm fully arguing
with your boyfriend right now.
Why?
Cos he's like,
"Who do you think's better-looking?"
He reckons
he's not punching with you,
and I was like, "Yes, you are."
What?! Yeah!
Wait, what does that mean?
So he thinks he's better?
Basically thinks
that you are punching.
No, he's punching.
He's absolutely punching.
Is he joking?
What are you on about?
Thank you.
You think you're punching?
No, don't be fucking stupid.
He doesn't think he's punching,
that's the problem.
I think Adam agrees
that Luca's punching.
He's just being nice.
Adam, did you say I'm punching?
No.
Exactly.
I don't think he's punching.
All that matters is youse two,
anyway, so...
I'd say you two are equal,
Paige and Adam.
No.
No.
No, I reckon I'm punching,
but I've got a better personality,
so it's fine.
You have got a better personality.
I think Ekin-Su's punching
with Davide.
If I had to be honest.
Do you? Yeah.
Davide's a really good-looking lad.
You can't knock that.
But Ekin-Su's fiery personality
is what, like... You know I mean?
That can make someone
more attractive.
For Indiyah,
it's all about
that magical L-word...
Leprechauns!
"Are they real, and can I meet one
"when I come and see your family
in Ireland?"
So, the first time
you come to Ireland,
how long will you stay for
before you go back?
I don't know, probably about a week.
A week?
Why are you saying that
like that's too long?
I got a text!
She's got a text! Oh, my God!
Let me stand up.
"OK. Islanders..."
Love Island Talent Show 2022.
We're gonna bring the energy.
I'm super excited to see what people
have got up their sleeve.
Whoo!
I might give the guys what
they want, like a special little...
Or a...
I'm shitting it!
Whoo!
No, I'm actually talentless.
What am I gonna do?
No!
No, I just...
Mine's definitely a hidden talent.
I'm excited
to show my talent tonight.
I need to decide which of the many.
What is your talent?
I don't have any, I just freestyle.
I am the talent, literally.
Literally, the girls are the talent.
That's what we came here for.
I'm just hoping Paige
doesn't get the ick when I do mine,
to be fair.
No, let's actually make a pact.
Let's not get the ick from this,
because I don't have a talent.
Deal?
You're about to
witness some incredible talents.
The greatest of them all
belonging to the editor,
who's gonna make these Islanders
look like they have any abilities
whatsoever. He's a genius.
Oh, I'm actually really excited!
We're all gonna make tits
of ourselves tonight.
You guys don't know what I'm doing.
Ha-ha-ha!
I'm actually nervous.
Got your football boots on?
You guys excited?
I'm excited,
but also really nervous
at the same time. Mm.
It's gonna be good.
I think there'll be a vibe.
You look like a cowboy. You just
need two pistols at your side.
Yeah, swear down.
It should be easy for me.
I didn't even know anyone in here
had talent. Ahh!
I thought everyone
was good at finding love.
Cheers to have
a special talents night,
full of energy and full of fun.
We're all nervous.
I've literally got
heart palpitations.
My heart
is going absolutely ballistic.
I'm so nervous,
I forgot to put on perfume.
First to
take to the floor is Danica,
who will be doing a reading
from Chaucer's Canterbury Tales.
No, hang on, she's dancing.
That makes more sense.
What?!
This is a bit naughty.
I mean, Danica, for the fact
that she just brought it,
went for it, I was here for it.
Like, honestly smashed it.
Danica's performance, wow.
The confidence that the girl has
is unbelievable.
She's... she's one-of-a-kind.
Let's go, girl!
You know,
I thought it was only right
to show the Islanders
what your girl can do.
I'm not just a batty shaker,
that I can actually dance.
So, yeah, really enjoyed it,
they were super supportive.
And, yeah, I wish I could
do it all over again, really.
Adam's a magician,
and for his next trick,
he's going to make
his dignity disappear!
Right, every magician
needs a beautiful assistant,
so come over here, you.
Whoa.
Right, now, it would be
far too easy, right,
if I did the magic, right?
So, have I discussed this
with you today? No.
No? No helping hands,
nothing like that? No.
Right, what I want you to do is,
you come on this side.
Right, I want you to split the deck
to the right. So, in half.
Try and make it difficult for us.
In half? Yeah.
Right, OK,
we're just gonna go like this. Yeah?
Right, now I want you
to split this one to the left
and this one to the right.
OK.
Like this, yeah?
Yeah.
We're gonna try
and bring the magic here.
We'll try and bring something
special to the top of this pack,
but first, it would be still
too easy, wouldn't it?
So I'm gonna get Paige
to mix it up a little bit.
I want you to take
this deck of cards, the left one,
and nice and quick, you're gonna
put three cards on the bottom.
One, two, three.
And then even still, mix it up.
So we're gonna put
one, two, and three on the top.
Last one?
Right, last ones.
And then we're gonna put to one,
two, three. Right, put them back.
Was the best card
in a deck of cards?
Ace of spades.
Aces, right?
I want you to think
and picture an ace,
and I want you
to click, click, click and click.
You're gonna do the trick.
Right, you ready? Oh, shit.
Picture these. OK?
Aces, yeah?
Close your eyes, close your eyes.
OK.
Think of it. Click.
I can't click.
Click, click, click, click.
Everyone stand up.
Listen, Paige,
if it works, you're a witch.
Turn the cards over.
Are you joking?
Turn the cards over.
No, stop.
Turn it over.
What?!
Is it an ace?
You're having me on.
Turn it over.
What the fuck?
That is mental.
Yet again,
Adam played his cards right.
Like, the boy knows.
He just knows.
Now Tasha's
doing a very special rendition
of One Girl, One Cup.
I'll be honest,
the original was less offensive.
Right, silence.
Right.
Argh! No, that's...!
Aw, Tash.
Honestly, she's so adorable.
Poor girl. I bet she was
already nervous as it was.
Everybody had her back.
We were all rooting for her.
This is actually good. Come on.
Woo!
'Crazy What Love Can Do'
by David Guetta and Becky Hill
'I got there in the end.'
D'you know what? It wasn't as bad
as I thought it was gonna be.
I just remember looking up
and seeing Andrew
just smiling his face off and
everyone, kind of, bopping along.
I was like, "OK, it's not that bad."
That was sick, Tash.
I couldn't do that, seriously.
That was good.
You did well.
Smashed it, Tash.
She pulled it out of the bag.
Obviously, she's not a singer,
is she? But...
It was funny
and she did really well.
Dami is about
to do a rap.
"Is it good, Iain?"
Well, let me put it like this,
if you're thinking of making a cup
of tea, now would be a good time.
'Going up there, I was nervous,
I'm not going to lie.'
Shit, I couldn't think straight.
But I was trying to give it my all.
I could have done better.
I'm real with myself.
Ah, fuck it.
I was really enjoying this rap.
Until my name was in it.
I don't know how to take that,
but, hey. We roll.
Ooh!
Oh, my God.
Imagine, I'm sat there,
cuddling with Jamie,
and he goes,
"Danica, I'm just joshing."
And I'm like, "Oh, my God."
You know what?
I love Dami.
I really do.
Ten stars for the lyrics.
But, the rap...
I would be a very bad girlfriend
if I said the rap was a ten.
Because it wasn't.
Jamie's showing off
his football skills.
And to give you an idea
of how petite Danica is,
she's standing in a Subbuteo goal.
Whoo! Yes, Jamie.
Go on, Around The World.
How many? Is anyone counting?
He's a already on 30-something,
anyway.
Oh, baby, get me a sexy footballer
any day of the week.
Seeing him in that kit for one,
I was like...
'Samba De Janeiro'
by Bellini
Is it too much to ask you
to put in on your neck?
Just to see...
Yeah, it's never been me, Dami.
Finesse, finesse, finesse.
Yes, boy, yes, yes.
Whoa, whoa!
Jamie's football skills
were fantastic.
Although I do feel that I,
potentially, could have done it.
'Ey, good footwork.
Danica, more. We need more energy.
Come on, Danica, save this.
If he scores here,
he gets to score tonight.
Whoo!
Soo!
Smashed it.
Fucking hell.
Smashed it.
Smashed it.
Gemma and Paige
are performing a song.
Their vocals are tight,
their choreography is tight,
and the trousers are too tight,
so they couldn't do up the buttons.
Whoo!
Paige and Gemma were the best
rapping performers I've seen
in my last 27 years of being alive.
If Paige wants to bring that home,
that is definitely fine with me.
Yeah, definitely got me going.
'I don't know where
this Gemma's been.'
It's like she turned into 50 Cent
for 30 seconds. It was brilliant.
We're done.
I am actually so glad
we did it together.
I wouldn't have done it
with anyone else other than Gem.
I know, yeah.
Girl, we're on another level.
It's interval time
at the Love Island Talent Show,
so while you go and buy an ice cream
and an overpriced programme,
I'll just nip out
and empty my sick bag.
What are you doing?
Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Yeah.
You'll have to wait and see.
Queen like this.
But I am a queen.
At least then,
you've got a king near you.
Treat me like a queen, then.
I'm the king.
Then treat... Kings treat their...
Yeah, I'll treat you like a queen,
don't worry.
Don't worry.
Why do you sound like
you're fucking around already?
No, you need to see me
when I fuck around, I warn you.
No, I'm joking.
No, babe, don't...
Yeah... Oh, come on,
I'm messing around, don't worry.
If you're gonna fuck around,
you might as well tell me now. No.
I mean, if you fuck around
in London,
I'll fuck around in Manchester.
There's no point being us together
if you're gonna fuck around.
Oh, my God, now she starts.
Queen Ekin.
What are they doing?
They're about to argue.
Are they tiffing?
Well, it's not anything different,
is it? Ha.
They love an argument.
And then they're cooking
in seconds.
In the kitchen.
Make some spag bol.
What you cooking tonight, guys?
I said something because
Ekin-Su was joking with me,
so I said something to reply to her.
And she took it probably personally.
Er...
We've had enough of drama queen
around the firepit.
Ekin-Su's doing
an inspirational speech,
Miss Drama Queen.
I am honoured to be crowned
as Miss Drama Queen 2022.
I have come here for love,
not seasonal girlfriends.
My girls,
you have all taught me something.
Gemma, although we have shared
the same man...
What?
Davide at the start.
..I think you are
the most mature, most beautiful
and stunning girl I've ever met.
Aw.
Danica, you have taught me so much.
I mean, you've been through
six guys in the villa
and you're still here!
Still alive and kicking.
Tasha. I can really see myself
in you, Tasha.
And I feel like you've become this
woman that everyone can look up to.
Indiyah, you helped me see
what was special with Davide,
so thank you.
Thank you, Indiyah.
Thank you for everything.
The speech wasn't, like, drama.
She was actually being very nice,
like...
Claps for Ekin.
Paige, sweetheart of Wales.
You've not had it smooth
in here from the start.
However, with patience,
you have found your Prince Charming.
Hmm.
Davide.
Yeah.
I can't promise you no more drama.
No, don't promise me.
However,
what I can promise you
is you're in for a heck of a ride.
Cheers to that!
So... Ekin-Who?
Ekin-your-best-fucking-performance
yet!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
She comes out
with this motivational speech.
I'm not sure, really,
how much of a talent that was,
but I'll take it.
She was just blowing smoke
up all our arses, so, buzzing.
Andrew's selling
the Love Island Villa
using a scale model.
The workmanship on the model
shows evidence of talent,
effort and skill,
so you won't be surprised to know
Andrew was not involved
in making it.
Welcome to the Love Island Villa.
So, the villa is priced
at around about 25 million euros.
So, obviously, we're gonna start
with the one-of-a-kind entrance.
It's nice to see,
cos you're not going to get any love
from the girls
when you walk into that villa.
Then we move on to the flower walk.
There's been a few good memories
coming out of that flower walk,
you know, seeing Becky Hill.
And obviously the Casa girls.
Like, that was some funny shit.
I'm not gonna lie, I didn't expect
him to be that funny. 25 million?
I'll give him 30 for that
performance. 30 million straight up.
But one memory for me
in particular stands out.
You know, coming out,
seeing an absolute worldie of a girl
in a blue bikini.
I think we all know who that is.
Antigoni.
I'm finished. I actually can't.
I actually cannot.
We did not expect this from Andrew!
When he said Antigoni instead of me,
I was like, "Oh!"
A stab to the heart. But it's fine,
Andrew, my heart's still for you.
We're gonna move on to the terrace
and, you know,
it's a great place for the girls to
get away from the boys and escape.
Unless you're Luca, you'll just
be there anyway with Gemma.
That concludes my tour. You know,
any questions, feel free to ask.
And any offers, I'll be taking
offers through the landlord.
25 million down, I'm buying it.
I hope you enjoyed the tour.
Can we just talk about
how sexy Andrew looked
in his real estate suit?
Indiyah's gonna give
us a performance on the recorder,
and she's gonna pull off
the impressive trick
of blowing and sucking
at the same time.
WHOOPING Let's go, Indiyah!
Ooh, I've got this.
Focus, you can do this.
Who was that?
Andrew!
Andrew!
There were some notes
that were like, "Eeeeh!"
And we were like, "Oh, God, stop!"
Everyone was just
wetting themselves.
If I crouch
so I can't see you guys...
Just look at the sheet.
Come on then, go.
Use those lungs, babe.
Shh, Danica!
Carry on, carry on! Keep going.
Carry on!
Carry on, carry on.
Keep going, keep going.
OK, I've got the last bit.
Yeah. You got this.
Come on, keep it going.
Last bit, last bit.
I think it might have just shown
a little bit, just a little bit,
that I have not had any practice
since I was eight years old.
But you could still make out
what I was trying to play,
so I'm actually
really proud of myself.
Whoa! Gino D'Acampo's
been on the protein shakes!
Oh, no, wait, my mistake,
it's Davide doing a cookery show.
Remember, Motorway Cops:
Catching Britain's Speeders
is still on Channel 5.
Welcome, our first episode
of Cooking With Davide.
Love it, love it!
As a proper Italian, I thought I
could show my talent in the kitchen,
so I thought to do a quick, proper,
delicious carbonara,
you know, to make everyone happy.
We don't need garlic.
Yes, Davide!
How can you make a carbonara funny?
D'you know what I mean?
And he done it.
We need to separate the white eggs
from the yolk.
I'm gonna...
Actually, we don't need the white.
Not in the fucking garden! OK!
We don't need the white.
The birds will eat it.
And then the last one,
we put it full. Wahey!
Does that not turn you on
a little bit, Ekin? Not yet.
Then we add some milk, not a lot,
just a touch.
Put a bit of olive oil.
Yeah!
All about the wrist action.
The speciality is the pepper
at the end.
It was the biceps for me.
You know when it was, like,
the pepper grinding,
it was like, "OK, baby!"
I was like, "Ekin, mmm! Your guy,
he's looking hella tasty right now,
"not just the carbonara, honey!"
Go on, Ekin.
Go on, Ekin, get in there.
What you think, Ekin?
Had better.
Ooh!
She said she'd had better!
Oh, Ekin!
I've had his carbonara
where it was banging,
it was ten out of ten. And this one
was lacking a bit of Ekin-Su.
So, if he had me helping him,
bit of salt and the pepper,
you know, I think
we would have had a good dish.
CHEERING Wildcats!
Luca's gonna do
a song, and trust me,
that boy's got a set of pipes
on him.
Sewer pipes.
Come on! Whoo!
'Breaking Free'
from High School Musical
Yes!
Oh, I forgot the words!
Luca, honestly, tone deaf,
no idea of half the words.
If I'm totally honest,
I thought Luca
needed to work on his breathing
skills and diaphragm.
It was not in tone.
Whoo!
I don't know how
it didn't give me the ick,
but it didn't,
I still fancy him just as much,
so... God knows.
Right, Love Island Talent Show
selfie.
Let's get it.
Yes! Whoo!
Love Island 2022 Talent Show,
a success.
Very talented villa,
very talented bunch.
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