Love Island (2015–…): Season 8, Episode 54 - Episode 54 - full transcript
When you hear
a banging classic,
it means the after-party
has officially begun.
We have got a collection
of unseen vinyl so smoking hot
they will make you beg for more.
Urgh.
Whoo!
So, free yourself.
Pow!
Yeah!
The Love Island after-party
starts right here.
It could be the end of the world.
We've dug out the deep cuts
from the cutting room floor...
..we mixed the best villa rarities
of the week...
I am tempted.
..and we've got wall-to-wall,
back-to-back,
unseen Love Island bangers.
You're such a lucky boy.
Prepare to have your mind
and senses purified.
It's that time again,
where anything can happen.
This is Love Island: Unseen Bits.
No! I cannot do it.
Whoa. What?!
The show's already started?
I'm still down the beach
waiting for my tapas...
and that second jug of sangria.
Quick! You do the intro for me.
You guys do it.
He's good at it.
No, Dami, go on.
I'm not good at that, man.
Are you any good?
I'm trying to think what he says.
You can do it, man.
I could do it, but don't ask me,
I need to be spontaneous.
No, I can't do it.
Tonight, on Love Island?
I can't do that.
Tonight, on Love Island...
Tonight!
Tonight... on Love Island.
Tonight, on...
Tonight... No, wait.
Tonight, on Love Island.
No, I can't do it.
That was all right, actually.
I'll give you that.
Guys, you're doing it
all wrong.
It's like this.
Tune-it. To-nah.
Tra... Ta-nit.
Oh, I've forgotten
how I do it myself now.
'The Bomb!'
by The Bucketheads
Unseen Bits.
Sorry I'm late.
This is a show that gives you
all the laughs, fun
and the exclusive unseen action
from the only villa
you need to watch on TV.
So much has happened this week.
Things have been working out
for some couples.
13.
You need some weight more.
You think I'm light?
Yeah.
Whereas others are getting snappy.
Yes, girls, come on. Slay.
Couple close-ups.
Oh, thanks to you.
And one relationship is in the pits.
Don't smell my armpit.
Shall I stick my tongue in it?
Luca! Why do you want
to eat my sweat?
So, if you're craving more
from your Islanders,
we've got a feast of unseen bits
coming your way.
Definitely lunchtime, cos I'm...
Oh, Summer!
Sorry, that was a seven.
God!
Good technique and wonderful finish.
I give that a... ten!
Another day in the villa,
and all the Islanders
are hard at work,
busy making top-notch
reality TV content on the beanbags.
Well, most of the beanbags.
SHE GASPS No, you're not.
Are you gonna sit on it?
Yeah.
Davide, I warned you
about the curse last week!
Unseen Bits went
fully viral last week
after viewers across every part of
the Earth were gripped, outraged,
and horrified by the curse
of the yellow beanbag.
Are you actually gonna
take that risk?
- What's the cost? What is the cost?
- Drama.
Anyone who sits on it,
you get drama.
I'm scared
of that yellow beanbag.
I'm awfully sorry.
Please remove all negative energy
from this yellow beanbag.
Did the three girls de-cursing
the yellow beanbag really work?
Is it really cursed?
Or... is it an innocent piece
of garden furniture?
Well, Davide, if anything happens,
I'll just blame the yellow beanbag.
Nothing bad could happen.
Nothing bad could happen,
right, Davide?
What about this unseen bit?
Well, you can...
Ooh! She sat on the yellow!
I'm actually not even joking,
you couldn't even write this,
I sit on the yellow beanbag,
we get the Mad Movies text
come through.
Anything I need to know?
Nothing happened with George.
Nothing.
Oh!
Wowzeroonie!
You should know what happened.
We're sweet.
Somebody needs to volley
that yellow beanbag over the edge.
Somebody actually needs
to drop kick it
and just be done with it all.
Yeah.
If you want drama...
Yellow beanbag, Luca.
Yellow beanbag.
Shall we all go sit on it?
Nah.
We all think that there is something
magic behind the yellow beanbag.
Because it's the only one,
there is one yellow beanbag.
Ah! Ah!
No, Ekin, no! No! No! No!
No, Ekin, no!
No.
Boring. Very boring.
'I don't know why people
are laughing
'about the yellow beanbag situation.
It's not funny.'
The yellow beanbag is done.
We're not sitting on it any more.
I'm not here to play games
any more, OK?
It's done. It's done.
Laid on the yellow beanbag,
expecting nothing was gonna happen.
I'm not gonna touch it again
any more.
Do you believe
that yellow beanbag now?
No, but just in case,
I'm gonna avoid it.
Same.
Just burn
the damn thing on the fire pit
to drive out all the bad juju.
Less exercise, more exorcism.
That's what this villa needs.
Here's an unseen clip
of the girls discussing a bombshell
they would like
to see enter the villa.
Imagine the Queen having a girl's
holiday, like, going to Ibiza.
Imagine the Queen
sitting in a bikini.
No, fuck that.
Not now, but when she was younger...
Even then, she didn't even
get to wear no skin-out bikini.
She wasn't allowed to...
She didn't get those
incy-bitsy-teeny-weeny bikinis.
In full swimsuit.
Yeah.
That's mad.
It must be a bit boring.
Do you think she's ever gone
on holiday, got a memory book?
She's never had a girls' holiday.
No.
Like, gone to Ibiza!
Nah, they just go
to fuckin' Sandringham, bruv.
Where's that?
That's like one of their...
where they have one of their houses.
Her children is Charles
and Princess Anne, right?
Ain't Princess Anne her sister?
Who the fuck is that?
I've never heard of an Anne.
No, but she had a son
and a daughter.
It must be Princess Anne, then.
Well, yeah, cos she's a princess.
Well, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
But the Queen's sister
is a princess.
And she's not as old.
No, no. I'm pretty sure...
Maybe it is Princess Anne.
I've never heard of Princess Anne.
Yeah. I know Charles is the one
that looks a little bit stale.
I think it is Princess Anne, yeah.
But Charles...
his two sons are Harry and William.
And Charles is the one that
essentially should have the throne,
but it's not, it's William
that's next in line.
Why shouldn't it be Charles?
Charles is in line.
Charles is in line?
He's next in line to the throne,
but he's not gonna be long
on the throne cos of old he is.
He might pass it straight
to William.
We're gonna have a king.
He could just pass it to William.
We're gonna have a king.
I don't want a king.
Eurgh!
And then after that...
And then Harry's never gonna get it.
Cos it's William...
It's kings all the way.
It's William, then his children,
and then...
Then it's what's-his-name.
Did he not have Charlotte first
or did he have the girl?
No. He had a son first. George.
George is then next in line.
Oh, yeah, we're never gonna have
a queen again.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Well, long live the Queen.
Soon we're gonna crown
our very own
Love Island king and queen.
The final is only
just over a week away.
Previously
you saw Ekin-Su
sounding like she was in labour.
Ah!
I'm sorry.
Stop turning your head
cos then I've got
to pull it tighter.
Put your head back the other way.
But here are some
other unseen bits of the operation.
I'm not hurting her that much,
I swear.
No, I feel like she's exaggerating.
Yeah,
she's making sex noises.
It hurts! Ah!
No, Ekin.
Ekin, you make me feel
uncomfortable.
Ekin, you're taking the piss.
Ah!
She's like, do it tight!
It's fine. And then...
If this is what childbirth
feels like, I don't want it.
I'm sure it's much worse.
Argh!
Paige, you're taking the piss.
EKIN-SU SEETHES Yikes!
There we are. We're nearly done now.
OK.
Nearly done with the scalp bit.
You're doing so well.
Ah!
You're doing great, sweetie.
A couple more now.
I feel like we're at the hospital,
I'm giving birth to Davide's baby,
and you're the nurse.
Right, quick deep breaths.
That's it, nice and slow.
Pain is subjective. You know?
We can do anything
we put our minds to. Well done.
Where's the baby, though?
The baby will be the hair
when you take it out later.
You'll be like,
"Yeah, that was worth it."
Ekin, shut the fuck up,
woman.
Someone sort Ekin out,
she's freaking me out.
No, I'm having my hair,
erm... just curly and down.
Ah, Ekin that's cute.
Yay! No, it's not. It's vile.
It's not cute.
It's literally making my skin crawl.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Love you.
Love woo.
But, yeah, I'm gonna do my hair
and then do my make-up.
No, I'm getting out.
I'm getting out.
Can't deal with this shit.
Girls, I am an actress.
What?!
You're an actress, Ekin-Su?
That isn't like the 1,000th time
I've heard you say that or anything.
Don't call us, Ekin-Su.
We'll call you.
To be honest,
Ekin-Su could be a massive
movie star for all Paige knows.
Buff, yes. Film buff, no.
Have you seen Star Wars, Paige?
Never.
I knew you were gonna say that.
You haven't seen James Bond?
No.
That's an ick. That's two in one.
Even if you just like a man
in a suit,
you should see that, yeah?
Isn't he like 50-odd?
Mate, he's cool as fuck, isn't he?
Yeah, he's coolest guy, man. 007.
I watched Suits on Netflix...
My number plate has 007 on it
cos I wanna be James Bond.
What?
My number plate says 007.
Does it actually?
No, stop.
Yeah.
That's an ick.
"00-Love."
People actually stop me to talk.
They think it's James Bond,
and I'm like,
"Oh, my God. You all right?"
It's quality.
No, it's really not.
Is it actually 007?
Yeah.
Why?
It's cool!
You're nothing like...
How old are you?
Did you actually choose to get that,
or was it just by chance?
Yeah, no, I chose.
I'm gonna get "bombshell" on mine.
I don't see Paige's problem
with personalised number plates.
Mine says "PREVIOUSLY".
You guys are so sad.
Here's an unseen clip of the girls
getting ready for the night.
Might do this boring little number.
It's cute, though.
I was gonna do something boring,
but...
It's cute, though. Just boring.
It's cute!
It's cute,
but fucking boring!
I don't think anything's
gonna happen tonight, so...
Really funny
you should say that.
Come back after the break
to find out in a mo.
This is
Love Island: Unseen Bits -
a safe haven for superfans
to come together
and unapologetically consume every
last drop of unseen villa goodies.
Aww, Ekin, that was so sweet.
We want to stretch our Islanders
to the limit.
Fuckin' hell!
We good? We good?
You want to kill me?!
We good?
Yeah.
And we've even given Strictly
a run for its money.
Da-da! Left. Bang.
Boom. Boom.
Moonwalk. Whoo-whoo!
Oh, just reversed it.
Bang, bang, bang.
Switch arms. Boom, boom.
Into a splits.
Yeah!
We like that!
Earlier, we saw the girls
in the dressing room getting ready,
and Summer had a prediction.
I think anything's
gonna happen tonight, so...
So...!
Oh, yeah, here she goes.
Whoo!
Yes!
What the fuck just happened?
Argh!
Here's an unseen bit
of Billy impressing Danica
with stories
of his crazy schooldays.
You were a naughty kid at school?
You were naughty?
I'd lock teachers out of classrooms,
sit behind the door.
Really? Did you actually?
Yeah, it was really funny.
I'd, like, to the class,
"Shut the fuck up."
And no-one would snitch on me.
No-one would snitch?
What, cos big boy Billy said,
"Shut the fuck up"?
It was on my report and everything,
it's so funny.
Do you know what I did once,
with a sticker? What?
I shoved it up my nose
and then I coughed it out.
I was six.
I don't know what to say to that.
I was six.
Are you gonna shame a six-year-old?
Yeah.
You're really gonna shame
a six-year-old?
How do you even remember that
if you were six?
Cos I literally fucking put
a sticker up my nose, Billy,
and coughed it back out.
That's pretty legendary, no?
Legendary?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
I don't know about legendary.
I think it's less legendary,
more iconic.
Earlier in the week, the Islanders
played a game of Suck And Blow,
which is much less rude
than it sounded.
Are y'all ready?
Ooh, shit!
Oh, no!
They had to pass a card
between themselves,
just by using their mouths.
Whoever dropped the card
had to do a dare on it.
Oh, "sexually moan into the ear
"of the Islander you think
is the most sexual".
Mm! Mm!
Whatever happened
to social distancing?
Well, here's what you didn't see.
Paige, suck it! Suck!
Yes, Adam!
"Suck your own finger passionately
for 15 seconds
"while staring at an Islander
of your choice."
Whoa!
It's Adam Collard! Oh, my God!
Man, I'm fan-girling right now.
Dami's got a semi. Oh, shit!
He is a legend.
Like, are you serious?
I mean, come on, man,
you can't write this shit up.
Adam Collard was, like...
Come on. Fuckin' hell, this is lit.
What the fuck?
LAUGHTER Billy!
That made me laugh! You went...
OK, so,
"re-enact your best sexy move
"on another Islander
of the opposite sex".
Best sexy move.
I am riding Billy
like a bloody bucking bronco,
rodeo-ing, like, "Yee-haw."
Backside out, flashing everybody.
But do you know what?
That just sums me up.
That's just such
a Danica thing to happen.
Suck it!
Again!
"Snog the Islander who you think
is most flirtatious."
I don't think
he finished reading that question,
and he was straight on Ekin-Su.
He went, "Whay!"
Apparently,
I am the most flirtiest.
This again?
Yeah.
'I'm the whole package, darling.'
The Turkish delight
is a flirty, flirty, flirty girl.
OK, Ekin.
Straight back.
He's doing it, he's doing it.
"Perform an orgasm
whilst riding the Islander
"who you think
will give you the best one."
Basically, the best sex.
Basically, put Ekin in doggy
and do an orgasm.
No, you need to do proper orgasm.
A proper orgasm, Davide.
If that's the face that Davide pulls
when reaching to a climax,
we're getting a divorce now.
No, I cannot do it here!
I cannot do it here. I shall do it
with Ekin-Su on top of me.
Here's an unseen clip of Billy
tossing in the kitchen.
Hey, hey!
But that is not the most
interesting thing about this clip.
Clean, clean, clean!
Let's just rewind that a second.
The carton is dancing
like Danica's trapped inside.
Which is possible,
she's quite small.
I'm spooked!
I don't know what happened!
I think the curse
of the yellow beanbag is spreading!
From orgasms to euphemisms,
a trip to the beauty salon
has taken on a cheeky new meaning
over the course of the series.
Did you two have the beauty salon
open at all?
It's forever window-shopping
and great kisses.
And this week, we heard
that Danica had booked in
for a couple of little treatments
with Billy.
Last night, erm... obviously,
yeah, me and Billy
were just pissing around in bed.
Wait, what happened?
Danica?
Was it salon?
I don't even know the terms,
but it was just, it was just...
It was, like, a tiny taster.
Wait, were you the client?
Both.
OK.
It was just a little...
I don't know the terms.
You and me both, Summer,
but, luckily, I discovered
this unseen clip of Indiyah giving
Davide a beauty salon breakdown.
I don't think
Davide knows the terms yet. No.
So, a beauty salon...
Do you wanna explain?
Beauty salon is whatever.
Yeah.
We have window-shopping,
which is just looking around.
Wait, what does it mean,
"just looking around"?
Just looking around.
What, so opening the covers?
Just having a stare.
That's what I was thinking.
What does that mean?
Just looking around.
Oh, looking around, like this?
Just looking around.
And then we have manicure.
Isn't that, like, when the men...
Manicure is a hand job.
Yeah.
Right.
French tip is a finger.
Blow-dry is a blow job. Erm...
And then full set is sex.
Full set? Yeah.
Yeah, but I don't like beauty salon.
I like Davide salon.
For you guys...
I feel like for guys...
I feel like, for men, it would make
sense to call yours a barbershop.
That's what I said. A barbers.
Yeah, but ours is a beauty salon.
I was ready to make an appointment
for a full set and curls...
until I found out what it meant!
The heathens!
In this next unseen bit,
Dami and Indiyah are chilling
by the pool,
and not a yellow bean bag inside.
The water's warm, innit?
I mean, it just feels like water.
How was the toe-sucking yesterday?
It was nice.
I didn't expect you
to put my whole foot in your mouth.
I mean, yeah, I got a big mouth.
SHE LAUGHS What the fuck?
Can you crack my toe?
Do you actually want me to? Yeah.
Jesus Christ, no. You're gonna
fucking break my feet. Forget it.
Yeah, but, like,
your toes aren't cracking.
No, it's fine,
you're actually gonna break my toe.
I need a manicure. No, pedicure.
I actually need a pedicure.
Get my toes painted.
I take care of my feet properly.
Why are you looking at it like it's
a disease? It's not that bad, man.
Really?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I can't even
do your accent, you know.
Hi, my name's Dami,
I'm Irish.
My name's Dami, y'all right?
My name's Dami, I'm Irish.
You all right?
Oh, hang on. Here comes Luca.
What's he up to now?
Looks like a great time
to go for a break.
And I'll leave you asking...
Find out in a mo.
This is
Love Island: Unseen Bits,
the main show's loyal sidekick.
Batman has Robin,
and Love Island has us.
And while they're out dealing with
the more serious business of love,
we're taking a look at
the more silly side of romance.
Like Gotham, the villa is full
of flying supervillains.
Oh! Did you see that?
That fly literally went
straight onto my nose.
Look out
for flamboyantly-dressed jokers.
Oh, here we go, oh...
What have they come dressed as?
Listen out for bat signals.
Hello, this is the Yodel FM,
would you like to yodel for us,
Ekin-Su?
Marvel at the dancing.
Right, I'm off to put my pants
over my tights
in true superhero fashion.
The water's warm, innit?
It just feels like water.
Before the break,
I showed you this lovely scene
of Dami and Indiyah
talking about feet and stuff.
I can't even do your accent,
you know?
Hi, my name's Dami...
My name's Dami.
"My name's Dami and I'm Irish."
Are you all right?
"Are you all right?"
Are you all right there?
Luca!
Whoa!
Luca, you fucking arsehole!
That thing was huge, bro.
Luca, you're actually a dick.
If you say so, Indiyah.
But Richard Bish doesn't have
the same ring to it.
Sometimes it's important
to talk about the serious issues
and topics that will affect
our day-to-day lives.
Like, who will be
the next prime minister?
Should there be
a four-day working week?
Or, as Luca asks...
Do you boys believe in, like,
mythical creatures?
Mythical creatures...
Like what?
Like the Loch Ness Monster?
Yeah. The Loch Ness Monster.
I think I used to, man.
I just don't.
I just don't believe in it.
The only thing I believe in is UFOs.
Like aliens, different people...
Yeah, there's got to be.
..out in space.
I don't think they look green.
No.
It would be sick, in our lifetime,
to know if alien life has...
I don't know
if I would be that interested...
Come on, yeah, you would.
If an alien came?
I would be interested, man.
That would be so fucking sick.
But... it could be
the end of the world.
Yeah, but, like...
That's if their technology
is more advanced than ours.
Their technology would be
more than ours, to be fair.
No...
Course it would because...
Look where we... We can only
just about get to the moon.
Yeah, but we get there.
I think our technology
is probably very advanced,
but they just don't show us.
Yeah. What, like Area 51?
Yeah, there's Area 51.
If they gonna land anywhere,
why would they land
in the middle of Texas,
do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Huh?
Maybe it's a tourist hotspot
for them. What, Texas?
Yes, it gets
just like Magaluf Beach in Texas,
with all that alien binge drinking
and aliens copping off
with one another.
I wonder what colour
a little green man goes in the sun.
Here is an unseen clip that requires
no words of introduction.
Just a big thumbs up.
Do you use emoji? Do you use emoji?
No.
I use a lot of emoji.
I won't use it all the time.
Like, I will use it if my words come
across a certain way
that you might not understand,
I'll put the emoji next to it
so it's clear.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Cos sometimes, when you write,
it comes across rude or sarcastic.
If I'm joking,
I'll put the tongue one.
Yeah. Yeah.
Or the upside-down smiley...
..if I'm being sarcastic.
Or this one.
The clap. Yeah, or this one.
Me and you will be using that a lot,
I think.
I use a lot of emoji.
Yeah, same.
Like, when you message me,
you put "X".
Oh, I don't do that.
You don't? Me, sometimes...
I don't think
there is an emoji for "buzz off".
Laughing emoji. Laughing emoji.
TEXT ALERTS Laughing emoji.
the Islanders were sent
on a day trip.
TEXT ALERT Oh, give off.
Unfortunately,
Ekin-Su got the wrong end
of the stick.
#SunSeaAndSpillTheTea.
She thought they were going
on a fishing trip.
We're all going to the sea!
We're gonna catch some fish,
we're gonna get sandy and crusty,
maybe ants in our pants, who knows?
Fishing? Nah.
It was our very own vibes club,
with Joel Corry giving you
something to scream about.
What the Islanders weren't
expecting was for Joel
to play an eight-hour extended mix,
taking them deep into the night.
They all look so happy.
So it's time for me
to cue the Whitmore!
The public have been voting
for their favourite boy
and their favourite girl.
Billy and Summer,
you've been dumped from the island.
Gonna miss you.
See you later.
And with that,
Summer and Billy jetted home.
At least they didn't have any
luggage to check in at the airport.
Ekin-Su rarely gets flustered,
but here's an unseen bit
of her tying herself in knots.
What the fuck?
Start... Start at the back.
Do a cross at the back.
Right, let me learn this now.
Cross at the back?
Yeah.
Cross at the front.
Yeah.
And then crisscross.
What's crisscross?
Just wrap around.
Back, front, back, front.
Like this?
Yeah.
And then don't do any more
criss-crosses,
now do it in, like, the line.
In the same place, that's it.
And bow.
I'm not good at this.
No, not the bow. No, keep going.
It's smaller this way
and it's longer this way.
Yeah, that's fine.
Just bring all these down.
There we go.
And then what?
And then just tie it.
I'm shit at tying. I can't knot.
What, like...
How do you put trainers on?
I don't do it properly. I do that.
The bunny loop.
And then another...
Oh.
I'll be buying you Velcro trainers
from now on.
Slide-ons!
I want you to try and do
this next one at least. Yes.
Try really hard.
Right.
We believe in you.
I've got no knickers on,
so please don't look under...
Are you gonna put any on?
Yeah, I will.
Oh.
Right, so, crisscross.
Yeah.
And one cross at the front.
Cross and over.
And go under. Yeah, that's it.
Is that it?
Yeah.
That is literally it.
Another one. See?
I hope this gets shown
on the Unseen Bits.
SHE LAUGHS I hope it doesn't.
Us three teaching Ekin
how to do a knot.
Does it look better?
Yeah. Definitely.
Is your zip properly up
on your twadge?
Twadge?
Pull it up a little bit higher.
Pull it up a bit more.
There we are.
Thanks, girls.
Nice.
Appreciate teamwork.
We're here for you, hon.
I'm here for you guys, too.
And that's
how Ekin-Su's unseen bits
are going to remain unseen.
Earlier in the week, Indiyah's
dodgy Deji put Dami on edgy.
Deji, you poured me...
And she was on full Dami-limitation.
It was an accident,
it wasn't even like that.
I honestly wasn't even
thinking about him.
I don't know why it came out.
Mm!
For the rest of the day,
Indiyah was in a difficult position
between Deji and Dami.
And now Andrew appears to be
in a difficult position with Tasha.
Three, two, one, breathe out.
What's going on there, bruv?
I don't know, man.
I sincerely apologise.
If you really apologise,
you have to do a hundred press-ups.
Yeah.
I can't even do a hundred press-ups.
Once, stood down for five minutes.
Do you know what that is?
Do you know what that is?
No. What, when I go stand in
a position?
Yeah, for five minutes.
For five minutes, yeah.
Stand in the same position.
For 30 seconds, I'll let it go.
Danica, shall I do it?
Yeah.
Cos this is, this is...
To redeem yourself.
..easily, like.
Hmm?
What's going on over there?
Yes, you did.
The quicker you do it...
Interesting.
Your toe.
Hold it. Uh-huh, hold it.
Eh-heh! One, two, three...
Six seconds, keep going.
..four, five, six, seven,
eight, nine...
Oh-ah! Oh-ah! Oh-ah!
Don't fall down, now.
Usually, they'll flog you.
Silence. Silence.
I'm not doing it, fuck off!
He sat on the yellow beanbag before.
Exactly.
What's going on?
Dami sat on the yellow beanbag.
Yeah, he did, didn't he?
Yeah.
He did what?!
Let's go back in time and see.
Good chat.
Deji, you poured me...
Nope, further back than that.
OK, what's this?
So I actually sat on the yellow
beanbag, I told you that.
What are you playing at?
You know when you just feel like...?
What's the worst that can happen?
No, further back.
Ah-ha, what's this?
Ah, fuck it!
Give it a go.
I mean, to be honest,
the worst that could happen to me...
You got your girl anyway.
Let's go.
Further proof of the curse
of the yellow beanbag!
You know, I sat on
the yellow beanbag today.
So, I was kind of asking for it.
Oh, you've brought it on yourself,
Deji!
Oh, I mean Dami.
This is
Love Island: Unseen Bits,
the show that scrambles around
on the cutting room floor
to find you the best unaired gems
to brighten up your day.
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Clap your feet if you're excited.
Whoo!
Bits that we have massaged
into a whole host
of hilarious hijinks.
Ah, yeah, that's the spot.
There's so much tension there.
She's such a lucky girl.
I'm such a lucky boy.
So, jump aboard the love train.
Toot-toot!
Who's that behind me?
The heat did strange things
to our Islanders.
And before we knew it,
we had a case of duelling couples
on our hands.
I got...
- No, you're not.
- Yeah, yeah.
Oh, my days. I swear I was about
to go and wet them two.
I don't know why.
They're always wetting each other.
Shall we wet each other?
No. Don't you dare.
Are you not tired?
Tired of pissing you off? No.
'Dueling Banjos'
by Arthur "Guitar Boogie" Smith
Don't be silly now.
Dami! Dami!
Dami! Stop it!
Just having a little bit of fun.
OK, OK. Are you done?
I'm gonna be really annoying.
Oh, it's easy for you, yeah?
Yeah, you don't like...
OK, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
No, no! No, no, no! Argh!
Mm. Mm!
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm!
Are you joking?
What is your problem?
Did you wet yourself?
You ain't gonna get a piece of this.
You can go to...
every country in the world,
but you'll never get
a Turkish delight.
OK, I can get so many delights.
Oh!
Are you joking?
I know I'm attractive, but come on.
Relax! How did you miss?
How did you miss the...?
Now you're gonna have to
clean that up.
Let's clean it up together.
No, because you're gonna...
No! Please!
Argh!
Wipe that...
No!
Wipe it!
Fucking hell!
Urgh! Disgusting!
Ah, you're just so annoying.
Ekin,
why did you use a yellow beanbag?
A water fight is one thing,
but you're playing with fire now.
Davide's a bad influence.
Many of you would move mountains
for the chance to spend time
in the villa,
but what do you think you'd spend
your time thinking about?
Those hills. You know, like,
how hills are like that, yeah?
Yeah.
Like, obviously,
they've gotten smaller
from, like, storms
and wear and tear.
So, how high do you think,
like, all these mountain were?
Like, hundreds of years ago?
Do you know what I mean?
Do you think they were,
like, literally...
I don't know.
Skyscrapers, like, up in the sky?
I didn't even know
that was a thing with mountains.
Yeah. Like, they weren't always
that level.
I'm sure they've gotten...
they were higher,
but then because of, like,
storms and stuff,
they've, like, wear-ed down
a little bit.
I guess...
I'm really bad
with these kind of questions.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
Like, not where do they come from,
but, like,
how did it just become
a mountain, like,
was it, like, a piece
of rock and then dirt...?
Yeah, but how do mountains form,
actually?
Yeah.
It either started off
as something really big,
and then it's whatever-ed.
Or it was something small
and then, like...
Oi, do any of you want these
pancakes?
Cos I think they're getting cold.
No, I've had enough.
You want a pancake?
I don't. You can have one.
Oh, I am tempted.
Why not?
Yeah, I'll have it.
And in case
you didn't know,
pancakes are, in fact,
just normal cakes
that have been worn down over time.
Oh, yes, you lucky lot,
it's that time again.
It's...
Wha?!
Drum roll, it is...
What's in on the menu today?
Well, Davide,
this week, we want to know
your worst phobias.
A phobia?!
Ooh.
Erm... I'm quite a brave person.
I don't have any phobia.
Like, literally, I felt something
going in my ear and it was a spider.
And I literally managed to wake up
and it literally dropped
on the floor.
And it was just this...
It wasn't a big spider,
but it was thick.
I'm not actually scared of much.
So, maybe, is that like...?
Can that be a thing?
A phobia of, like,
not being scared of anything.
Pigeon. Pigeons is my phobia.
I have never slept
with nothing covering my ears.
Like, literally every single time
to this day and age...
my ears have to be covered
if I'm sleeping.
I'd rather, like, be in a room
with, like, a lion than a pigeon.
And that's not an exaggeration.
Holes.
I feel sick looking at them.
There's loads of holes.
I can't stand things with holes in.
In fact, actually, no...
The holes on, like, a plant
or something.
Aw, it just scares me.
It's called try-po-phobia.
I think it's called "tryphobia".
No, it is, yeah, trypophobia -
that makes me feel sick.
It's like loads of, like, holes,
little holes together
make me feel disgusting.
It could be on a stone,
it could be on the floor,
or it could be on, like,
fucking food.
It could be on your skin.
It could be, like, eurgh!
A crumpet is the perfect example.
Tiny little holes,
loads of them congregated together.
Do you know if you have,
like, a bubble bath?
And then, like, it's all foamy.
But if you focus and you see
all the holes and the bubbles
and they start popping...
Makes my skin itch.
I feel violently ill. Violently ill
when I think of little holes.
That is disgusting. Eurgh.
There's fucking holes here as well.
And then you think, like,
"What's in the holes?"
RETCHES Violently ill.
Other than that, spiders,
all that shit, I don't really care.
Snakes terrify me the most.
Only because I know
I can't defeat a snake.
I don't care how small they are,
if they're tiny
I'm literally, like...
Now, don't tell Davide this,
we're supposed to go Italy soon,
when we're out of here,
but those masks from Venice,
fuck me,
they scare the shit out of me.
That I can lose
maybe an arm or a leg.
You know the ones with the half...
with the eyes.
And the eyes are just like that.
Phlegm. I can't do it.
I can't do the noise,
I can't do the look. Eurgh.
I'm going, I'm going. See you later.
Tune in next week
for another edition of...
And finally, I will leave you
with one Islander
that has created more drama
than a full series
of a well-known Turkish soap opera.
And, no, it's not Ekin-Su.
It's the yellow beanbag!
Wait! Wait for us, ladies.
We don't want
this fucking yellow beanbag.
Guys, the yellow beanbag
is not that far away from us.
Do you think it's affecting us?
OK, cheers to making
amazing memories,
no more yellow beanbag
and having fun.
It's just misunderstood.
See you all next time, guys.
a banging classic,
it means the after-party
has officially begun.
We have got a collection
of unseen vinyl so smoking hot
they will make you beg for more.
Urgh.
Whoo!
So, free yourself.
Pow!
Yeah!
The Love Island after-party
starts right here.
It could be the end of the world.
We've dug out the deep cuts
from the cutting room floor...
..we mixed the best villa rarities
of the week...
I am tempted.
..and we've got wall-to-wall,
back-to-back,
unseen Love Island bangers.
You're such a lucky boy.
Prepare to have your mind
and senses purified.
It's that time again,
where anything can happen.
This is Love Island: Unseen Bits.
No! I cannot do it.
Whoa. What?!
The show's already started?
I'm still down the beach
waiting for my tapas...
and that second jug of sangria.
Quick! You do the intro for me.
You guys do it.
He's good at it.
No, Dami, go on.
I'm not good at that, man.
Are you any good?
I'm trying to think what he says.
You can do it, man.
I could do it, but don't ask me,
I need to be spontaneous.
No, I can't do it.
Tonight, on Love Island?
I can't do that.
Tonight, on Love Island...
Tonight!
Tonight... on Love Island.
Tonight, on...
Tonight... No, wait.
Tonight, on Love Island.
No, I can't do it.
That was all right, actually.
I'll give you that.
Guys, you're doing it
all wrong.
It's like this.
Tune-it. To-nah.
Tra... Ta-nit.
Oh, I've forgotten
how I do it myself now.
'The Bomb!'
by The Bucketheads
Unseen Bits.
Sorry I'm late.
This is a show that gives you
all the laughs, fun
and the exclusive unseen action
from the only villa
you need to watch on TV.
So much has happened this week.
Things have been working out
for some couples.
13.
You need some weight more.
You think I'm light?
Yeah.
Whereas others are getting snappy.
Yes, girls, come on. Slay.
Couple close-ups.
Oh, thanks to you.
And one relationship is in the pits.
Don't smell my armpit.
Shall I stick my tongue in it?
Luca! Why do you want
to eat my sweat?
So, if you're craving more
from your Islanders,
we've got a feast of unseen bits
coming your way.
Definitely lunchtime, cos I'm...
Oh, Summer!
Sorry, that was a seven.
God!
Good technique and wonderful finish.
I give that a... ten!
Another day in the villa,
and all the Islanders
are hard at work,
busy making top-notch
reality TV content on the beanbags.
Well, most of the beanbags.
SHE GASPS No, you're not.
Are you gonna sit on it?
Yeah.
Davide, I warned you
about the curse last week!
Unseen Bits went
fully viral last week
after viewers across every part of
the Earth were gripped, outraged,
and horrified by the curse
of the yellow beanbag.
Are you actually gonna
take that risk?
- What's the cost? What is the cost?
- Drama.
Anyone who sits on it,
you get drama.
I'm scared
of that yellow beanbag.
I'm awfully sorry.
Please remove all negative energy
from this yellow beanbag.
Did the three girls de-cursing
the yellow beanbag really work?
Is it really cursed?
Or... is it an innocent piece
of garden furniture?
Well, Davide, if anything happens,
I'll just blame the yellow beanbag.
Nothing bad could happen.
Nothing bad could happen,
right, Davide?
What about this unseen bit?
Well, you can...
Ooh! She sat on the yellow!
I'm actually not even joking,
you couldn't even write this,
I sit on the yellow beanbag,
we get the Mad Movies text
come through.
Anything I need to know?
Nothing happened with George.
Nothing.
Oh!
Wowzeroonie!
You should know what happened.
We're sweet.
Somebody needs to volley
that yellow beanbag over the edge.
Somebody actually needs
to drop kick it
and just be done with it all.
Yeah.
If you want drama...
Yellow beanbag, Luca.
Yellow beanbag.
Shall we all go sit on it?
Nah.
We all think that there is something
magic behind the yellow beanbag.
Because it's the only one,
there is one yellow beanbag.
Ah! Ah!
No, Ekin, no! No! No! No!
No, Ekin, no!
No.
Boring. Very boring.
'I don't know why people
are laughing
'about the yellow beanbag situation.
It's not funny.'
The yellow beanbag is done.
We're not sitting on it any more.
I'm not here to play games
any more, OK?
It's done. It's done.
Laid on the yellow beanbag,
expecting nothing was gonna happen.
I'm not gonna touch it again
any more.
Do you believe
that yellow beanbag now?
No, but just in case,
I'm gonna avoid it.
Same.
Just burn
the damn thing on the fire pit
to drive out all the bad juju.
Less exercise, more exorcism.
That's what this villa needs.
Here's an unseen clip
of the girls discussing a bombshell
they would like
to see enter the villa.
Imagine the Queen having a girl's
holiday, like, going to Ibiza.
Imagine the Queen
sitting in a bikini.
No, fuck that.
Not now, but when she was younger...
Even then, she didn't even
get to wear no skin-out bikini.
She wasn't allowed to...
She didn't get those
incy-bitsy-teeny-weeny bikinis.
In full swimsuit.
Yeah.
That's mad.
It must be a bit boring.
Do you think she's ever gone
on holiday, got a memory book?
She's never had a girls' holiday.
No.
Like, gone to Ibiza!
Nah, they just go
to fuckin' Sandringham, bruv.
Where's that?
That's like one of their...
where they have one of their houses.
Her children is Charles
and Princess Anne, right?
Ain't Princess Anne her sister?
Who the fuck is that?
I've never heard of an Anne.
No, but she had a son
and a daughter.
It must be Princess Anne, then.
Well, yeah, cos she's a princess.
Well, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
But the Queen's sister
is a princess.
And she's not as old.
No, no. I'm pretty sure...
Maybe it is Princess Anne.
I've never heard of Princess Anne.
Yeah. I know Charles is the one
that looks a little bit stale.
I think it is Princess Anne, yeah.
But Charles...
his two sons are Harry and William.
And Charles is the one that
essentially should have the throne,
but it's not, it's William
that's next in line.
Why shouldn't it be Charles?
Charles is in line.
Charles is in line?
He's next in line to the throne,
but he's not gonna be long
on the throne cos of old he is.
He might pass it straight
to William.
We're gonna have a king.
He could just pass it to William.
We're gonna have a king.
I don't want a king.
Eurgh!
And then after that...
And then Harry's never gonna get it.
Cos it's William...
It's kings all the way.
It's William, then his children,
and then...
Then it's what's-his-name.
Did he not have Charlotte first
or did he have the girl?
No. He had a son first. George.
George is then next in line.
Oh, yeah, we're never gonna have
a queen again.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Well, long live the Queen.
Soon we're gonna crown
our very own
Love Island king and queen.
The final is only
just over a week away.
Previously
you saw Ekin-Su
sounding like she was in labour.
Ah!
I'm sorry.
Stop turning your head
cos then I've got
to pull it tighter.
Put your head back the other way.
But here are some
other unseen bits of the operation.
I'm not hurting her that much,
I swear.
No, I feel like she's exaggerating.
Yeah,
she's making sex noises.
It hurts! Ah!
No, Ekin.
Ekin, you make me feel
uncomfortable.
Ekin, you're taking the piss.
Ah!
She's like, do it tight!
It's fine. And then...
If this is what childbirth
feels like, I don't want it.
I'm sure it's much worse.
Argh!
Paige, you're taking the piss.
EKIN-SU SEETHES Yikes!
There we are. We're nearly done now.
OK.
Nearly done with the scalp bit.
You're doing so well.
Ah!
You're doing great, sweetie.
A couple more now.
I feel like we're at the hospital,
I'm giving birth to Davide's baby,
and you're the nurse.
Right, quick deep breaths.
That's it, nice and slow.
Pain is subjective. You know?
We can do anything
we put our minds to. Well done.
Where's the baby, though?
The baby will be the hair
when you take it out later.
You'll be like,
"Yeah, that was worth it."
Ekin, shut the fuck up,
woman.
Someone sort Ekin out,
she's freaking me out.
No, I'm having my hair,
erm... just curly and down.
Ah, Ekin that's cute.
Yay! No, it's not. It's vile.
It's not cute.
It's literally making my skin crawl.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Love you.
Love woo.
But, yeah, I'm gonna do my hair
and then do my make-up.
No, I'm getting out.
I'm getting out.
Can't deal with this shit.
Girls, I am an actress.
What?!
You're an actress, Ekin-Su?
That isn't like the 1,000th time
I've heard you say that or anything.
Don't call us, Ekin-Su.
We'll call you.
To be honest,
Ekin-Su could be a massive
movie star for all Paige knows.
Buff, yes. Film buff, no.
Have you seen Star Wars, Paige?
Never.
I knew you were gonna say that.
You haven't seen James Bond?
No.
That's an ick. That's two in one.
Even if you just like a man
in a suit,
you should see that, yeah?
Isn't he like 50-odd?
Mate, he's cool as fuck, isn't he?
Yeah, he's coolest guy, man. 007.
I watched Suits on Netflix...
My number plate has 007 on it
cos I wanna be James Bond.
What?
My number plate says 007.
Does it actually?
No, stop.
Yeah.
That's an ick.
"00-Love."
People actually stop me to talk.
They think it's James Bond,
and I'm like,
"Oh, my God. You all right?"
It's quality.
No, it's really not.
Is it actually 007?
Yeah.
Why?
It's cool!
You're nothing like...
How old are you?
Did you actually choose to get that,
or was it just by chance?
Yeah, no, I chose.
I'm gonna get "bombshell" on mine.
I don't see Paige's problem
with personalised number plates.
Mine says "PREVIOUSLY".
You guys are so sad.
Here's an unseen clip of the girls
getting ready for the night.
Might do this boring little number.
It's cute, though.
I was gonna do something boring,
but...
It's cute, though. Just boring.
It's cute!
It's cute,
but fucking boring!
I don't think anything's
gonna happen tonight, so...
Really funny
you should say that.
Come back after the break
to find out in a mo.
This is
Love Island: Unseen Bits -
a safe haven for superfans
to come together
and unapologetically consume every
last drop of unseen villa goodies.
Aww, Ekin, that was so sweet.
We want to stretch our Islanders
to the limit.
Fuckin' hell!
We good? We good?
You want to kill me?!
We good?
Yeah.
And we've even given Strictly
a run for its money.
Da-da! Left. Bang.
Boom. Boom.
Moonwalk. Whoo-whoo!
Oh, just reversed it.
Bang, bang, bang.
Switch arms. Boom, boom.
Into a splits.
Yeah!
We like that!
Earlier, we saw the girls
in the dressing room getting ready,
and Summer had a prediction.
I think anything's
gonna happen tonight, so...
So...!
Oh, yeah, here she goes.
Whoo!
Yes!
What the fuck just happened?
Argh!
Here's an unseen bit
of Billy impressing Danica
with stories
of his crazy schooldays.
You were a naughty kid at school?
You were naughty?
I'd lock teachers out of classrooms,
sit behind the door.
Really? Did you actually?
Yeah, it was really funny.
I'd, like, to the class,
"Shut the fuck up."
And no-one would snitch on me.
No-one would snitch?
What, cos big boy Billy said,
"Shut the fuck up"?
It was on my report and everything,
it's so funny.
Do you know what I did once,
with a sticker? What?
I shoved it up my nose
and then I coughed it out.
I was six.
I don't know what to say to that.
I was six.
Are you gonna shame a six-year-old?
Yeah.
You're really gonna shame
a six-year-old?
How do you even remember that
if you were six?
Cos I literally fucking put
a sticker up my nose, Billy,
and coughed it back out.
That's pretty legendary, no?
Legendary?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
I don't know about legendary.
I think it's less legendary,
more iconic.
Earlier in the week, the Islanders
played a game of Suck And Blow,
which is much less rude
than it sounded.
Are y'all ready?
Ooh, shit!
Oh, no!
They had to pass a card
between themselves,
just by using their mouths.
Whoever dropped the card
had to do a dare on it.
Oh, "sexually moan into the ear
"of the Islander you think
is the most sexual".
Mm! Mm!
Whatever happened
to social distancing?
Well, here's what you didn't see.
Paige, suck it! Suck!
Yes, Adam!
"Suck your own finger passionately
for 15 seconds
"while staring at an Islander
of your choice."
Whoa!
It's Adam Collard! Oh, my God!
Man, I'm fan-girling right now.
Dami's got a semi. Oh, shit!
He is a legend.
Like, are you serious?
I mean, come on, man,
you can't write this shit up.
Adam Collard was, like...
Come on. Fuckin' hell, this is lit.
What the fuck?
LAUGHTER Billy!
That made me laugh! You went...
OK, so,
"re-enact your best sexy move
"on another Islander
of the opposite sex".
Best sexy move.
I am riding Billy
like a bloody bucking bronco,
rodeo-ing, like, "Yee-haw."
Backside out, flashing everybody.
But do you know what?
That just sums me up.
That's just such
a Danica thing to happen.
Suck it!
Again!
"Snog the Islander who you think
is most flirtatious."
I don't think
he finished reading that question,
and he was straight on Ekin-Su.
He went, "Whay!"
Apparently,
I am the most flirtiest.
This again?
Yeah.
'I'm the whole package, darling.'
The Turkish delight
is a flirty, flirty, flirty girl.
OK, Ekin.
Straight back.
He's doing it, he's doing it.
"Perform an orgasm
whilst riding the Islander
"who you think
will give you the best one."
Basically, the best sex.
Basically, put Ekin in doggy
and do an orgasm.
No, you need to do proper orgasm.
A proper orgasm, Davide.
If that's the face that Davide pulls
when reaching to a climax,
we're getting a divorce now.
No, I cannot do it here!
I cannot do it here. I shall do it
with Ekin-Su on top of me.
Here's an unseen clip of Billy
tossing in the kitchen.
Hey, hey!
But that is not the most
interesting thing about this clip.
Clean, clean, clean!
Let's just rewind that a second.
The carton is dancing
like Danica's trapped inside.
Which is possible,
she's quite small.
I'm spooked!
I don't know what happened!
I think the curse
of the yellow beanbag is spreading!
From orgasms to euphemisms,
a trip to the beauty salon
has taken on a cheeky new meaning
over the course of the series.
Did you two have the beauty salon
open at all?
It's forever window-shopping
and great kisses.
And this week, we heard
that Danica had booked in
for a couple of little treatments
with Billy.
Last night, erm... obviously,
yeah, me and Billy
were just pissing around in bed.
Wait, what happened?
Danica?
Was it salon?
I don't even know the terms,
but it was just, it was just...
It was, like, a tiny taster.
Wait, were you the client?
Both.
OK.
It was just a little...
I don't know the terms.
You and me both, Summer,
but, luckily, I discovered
this unseen clip of Indiyah giving
Davide a beauty salon breakdown.
I don't think
Davide knows the terms yet. No.
So, a beauty salon...
Do you wanna explain?
Beauty salon is whatever.
Yeah.
We have window-shopping,
which is just looking around.
Wait, what does it mean,
"just looking around"?
Just looking around.
What, so opening the covers?
Just having a stare.
That's what I was thinking.
What does that mean?
Just looking around.
Oh, looking around, like this?
Just looking around.
And then we have manicure.
Isn't that, like, when the men...
Manicure is a hand job.
Yeah.
Right.
French tip is a finger.
Blow-dry is a blow job. Erm...
And then full set is sex.
Full set? Yeah.
Yeah, but I don't like beauty salon.
I like Davide salon.
For you guys...
I feel like for guys...
I feel like, for men, it would make
sense to call yours a barbershop.
That's what I said. A barbers.
Yeah, but ours is a beauty salon.
I was ready to make an appointment
for a full set and curls...
until I found out what it meant!
The heathens!
In this next unseen bit,
Dami and Indiyah are chilling
by the pool,
and not a yellow bean bag inside.
The water's warm, innit?
I mean, it just feels like water.
How was the toe-sucking yesterday?
It was nice.
I didn't expect you
to put my whole foot in your mouth.
I mean, yeah, I got a big mouth.
SHE LAUGHS What the fuck?
Can you crack my toe?
Do you actually want me to? Yeah.
Jesus Christ, no. You're gonna
fucking break my feet. Forget it.
Yeah, but, like,
your toes aren't cracking.
No, it's fine,
you're actually gonna break my toe.
I need a manicure. No, pedicure.
I actually need a pedicure.
Get my toes painted.
I take care of my feet properly.
Why are you looking at it like it's
a disease? It's not that bad, man.
Really?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I can't even
do your accent, you know.
Hi, my name's Dami,
I'm Irish.
My name's Dami, y'all right?
My name's Dami, I'm Irish.
You all right?
Oh, hang on. Here comes Luca.
What's he up to now?
Looks like a great time
to go for a break.
And I'll leave you asking...
Find out in a mo.
This is
Love Island: Unseen Bits,
the main show's loyal sidekick.
Batman has Robin,
and Love Island has us.
And while they're out dealing with
the more serious business of love,
we're taking a look at
the more silly side of romance.
Like Gotham, the villa is full
of flying supervillains.
Oh! Did you see that?
That fly literally went
straight onto my nose.
Look out
for flamboyantly-dressed jokers.
Oh, here we go, oh...
What have they come dressed as?
Listen out for bat signals.
Hello, this is the Yodel FM,
would you like to yodel for us,
Ekin-Su?
Marvel at the dancing.
Right, I'm off to put my pants
over my tights
in true superhero fashion.
The water's warm, innit?
It just feels like water.
Before the break,
I showed you this lovely scene
of Dami and Indiyah
talking about feet and stuff.
I can't even do your accent,
you know?
Hi, my name's Dami...
My name's Dami.
"My name's Dami and I'm Irish."
Are you all right?
"Are you all right?"
Are you all right there?
Luca!
Whoa!
Luca, you fucking arsehole!
That thing was huge, bro.
Luca, you're actually a dick.
If you say so, Indiyah.
But Richard Bish doesn't have
the same ring to it.
Sometimes it's important
to talk about the serious issues
and topics that will affect
our day-to-day lives.
Like, who will be
the next prime minister?
Should there be
a four-day working week?
Or, as Luca asks...
Do you boys believe in, like,
mythical creatures?
Mythical creatures...
Like what?
Like the Loch Ness Monster?
Yeah. The Loch Ness Monster.
I think I used to, man.
I just don't.
I just don't believe in it.
The only thing I believe in is UFOs.
Like aliens, different people...
Yeah, there's got to be.
..out in space.
I don't think they look green.
No.
It would be sick, in our lifetime,
to know if alien life has...
I don't know
if I would be that interested...
Come on, yeah, you would.
If an alien came?
I would be interested, man.
That would be so fucking sick.
But... it could be
the end of the world.
Yeah, but, like...
That's if their technology
is more advanced than ours.
Their technology would be
more than ours, to be fair.
No...
Course it would because...
Look where we... We can only
just about get to the moon.
Yeah, but we get there.
I think our technology
is probably very advanced,
but they just don't show us.
Yeah. What, like Area 51?
Yeah, there's Area 51.
If they gonna land anywhere,
why would they land
in the middle of Texas,
do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Huh?
Maybe it's a tourist hotspot
for them. What, Texas?
Yes, it gets
just like Magaluf Beach in Texas,
with all that alien binge drinking
and aliens copping off
with one another.
I wonder what colour
a little green man goes in the sun.
Here is an unseen clip that requires
no words of introduction.
Just a big thumbs up.
Do you use emoji? Do you use emoji?
No.
I use a lot of emoji.
I won't use it all the time.
Like, I will use it if my words come
across a certain way
that you might not understand,
I'll put the emoji next to it
so it's clear.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Cos sometimes, when you write,
it comes across rude or sarcastic.
If I'm joking,
I'll put the tongue one.
Yeah. Yeah.
Or the upside-down smiley...
..if I'm being sarcastic.
Or this one.
The clap. Yeah, or this one.
Me and you will be using that a lot,
I think.
I use a lot of emoji.
Yeah, same.
Like, when you message me,
you put "X".
Oh, I don't do that.
You don't? Me, sometimes...
I don't think
there is an emoji for "buzz off".
Laughing emoji. Laughing emoji.
TEXT ALERTS Laughing emoji.
the Islanders were sent
on a day trip.
TEXT ALERT Oh, give off.
Unfortunately,
Ekin-Su got the wrong end
of the stick.
#SunSeaAndSpillTheTea.
She thought they were going
on a fishing trip.
We're all going to the sea!
We're gonna catch some fish,
we're gonna get sandy and crusty,
maybe ants in our pants, who knows?
Fishing? Nah.
It was our very own vibes club,
with Joel Corry giving you
something to scream about.
What the Islanders weren't
expecting was for Joel
to play an eight-hour extended mix,
taking them deep into the night.
They all look so happy.
So it's time for me
to cue the Whitmore!
The public have been voting
for their favourite boy
and their favourite girl.
Billy and Summer,
you've been dumped from the island.
Gonna miss you.
See you later.
And with that,
Summer and Billy jetted home.
At least they didn't have any
luggage to check in at the airport.
Ekin-Su rarely gets flustered,
but here's an unseen bit
of her tying herself in knots.
What the fuck?
Start... Start at the back.
Do a cross at the back.
Right, let me learn this now.
Cross at the back?
Yeah.
Cross at the front.
Yeah.
And then crisscross.
What's crisscross?
Just wrap around.
Back, front, back, front.
Like this?
Yeah.
And then don't do any more
criss-crosses,
now do it in, like, the line.
In the same place, that's it.
And bow.
I'm not good at this.
No, not the bow. No, keep going.
It's smaller this way
and it's longer this way.
Yeah, that's fine.
Just bring all these down.
There we go.
And then what?
And then just tie it.
I'm shit at tying. I can't knot.
What, like...
How do you put trainers on?
I don't do it properly. I do that.
The bunny loop.
And then another...
Oh.
I'll be buying you Velcro trainers
from now on.
Slide-ons!
I want you to try and do
this next one at least. Yes.
Try really hard.
Right.
We believe in you.
I've got no knickers on,
so please don't look under...
Are you gonna put any on?
Yeah, I will.
Oh.
Right, so, crisscross.
Yeah.
And one cross at the front.
Cross and over.
And go under. Yeah, that's it.
Is that it?
Yeah.
That is literally it.
Another one. See?
I hope this gets shown
on the Unseen Bits.
SHE LAUGHS I hope it doesn't.
Us three teaching Ekin
how to do a knot.
Does it look better?
Yeah. Definitely.
Is your zip properly up
on your twadge?
Twadge?
Pull it up a little bit higher.
Pull it up a bit more.
There we are.
Thanks, girls.
Nice.
Appreciate teamwork.
We're here for you, hon.
I'm here for you guys, too.
And that's
how Ekin-Su's unseen bits
are going to remain unseen.
Earlier in the week, Indiyah's
dodgy Deji put Dami on edgy.
Deji, you poured me...
And she was on full Dami-limitation.
It was an accident,
it wasn't even like that.
I honestly wasn't even
thinking about him.
I don't know why it came out.
Mm!
For the rest of the day,
Indiyah was in a difficult position
between Deji and Dami.
And now Andrew appears to be
in a difficult position with Tasha.
Three, two, one, breathe out.
What's going on there, bruv?
I don't know, man.
I sincerely apologise.
If you really apologise,
you have to do a hundred press-ups.
Yeah.
I can't even do a hundred press-ups.
Once, stood down for five minutes.
Do you know what that is?
Do you know what that is?
No. What, when I go stand in
a position?
Yeah, for five minutes.
For five minutes, yeah.
Stand in the same position.
For 30 seconds, I'll let it go.
Danica, shall I do it?
Yeah.
Cos this is, this is...
To redeem yourself.
..easily, like.
Hmm?
What's going on over there?
Yes, you did.
The quicker you do it...
Interesting.
Your toe.
Hold it. Uh-huh, hold it.
Eh-heh! One, two, three...
Six seconds, keep going.
..four, five, six, seven,
eight, nine...
Oh-ah! Oh-ah! Oh-ah!
Don't fall down, now.
Usually, they'll flog you.
Silence. Silence.
I'm not doing it, fuck off!
He sat on the yellow beanbag before.
Exactly.
What's going on?
Dami sat on the yellow beanbag.
Yeah, he did, didn't he?
Yeah.
He did what?!
Let's go back in time and see.
Good chat.
Deji, you poured me...
Nope, further back than that.
OK, what's this?
So I actually sat on the yellow
beanbag, I told you that.
What are you playing at?
You know when you just feel like...?
What's the worst that can happen?
No, further back.
Ah-ha, what's this?
Ah, fuck it!
Give it a go.
I mean, to be honest,
the worst that could happen to me...
You got your girl anyway.
Let's go.
Further proof of the curse
of the yellow beanbag!
You know, I sat on
the yellow beanbag today.
So, I was kind of asking for it.
Oh, you've brought it on yourself,
Deji!
Oh, I mean Dami.
This is
Love Island: Unseen Bits,
the show that scrambles around
on the cutting room floor
to find you the best unaired gems
to brighten up your day.
So excited!
Clap your feet if you're excited.
Whoo!
Bits that we have massaged
into a whole host
of hilarious hijinks.
Ah, yeah, that's the spot.
There's so much tension there.
She's such a lucky girl.
I'm such a lucky boy.
So, jump aboard the love train.
Toot-toot!
Who's that behind me?
The heat did strange things
to our Islanders.
And before we knew it,
we had a case of duelling couples
on our hands.
I got...
- No, you're not.
- Yeah, yeah.
Oh, my days. I swear I was about
to go and wet them two.
I don't know why.
They're always wetting each other.
Shall we wet each other?
No. Don't you dare.
Are you not tired?
Tired of pissing you off? No.
'Dueling Banjos'
by Arthur "Guitar Boogie" Smith
Don't be silly now.
Dami! Dami!
Dami! Stop it!
Just having a little bit of fun.
OK, OK. Are you done?
I'm gonna be really annoying.
Oh, it's easy for you, yeah?
Yeah, you don't like...
OK, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
No, no! No, no, no! Argh!
Mm. Mm!
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm!
Are you joking?
What is your problem?
Did you wet yourself?
You ain't gonna get a piece of this.
You can go to...
every country in the world,
but you'll never get
a Turkish delight.
OK, I can get so many delights.
Oh!
Are you joking?
I know I'm attractive, but come on.
Relax! How did you miss?
How did you miss the...?
Now you're gonna have to
clean that up.
Let's clean it up together.
No, because you're gonna...
No! Please!
Argh!
Wipe that...
No!
Wipe it!
Fucking hell!
Urgh! Disgusting!
Ah, you're just so annoying.
Ekin,
why did you use a yellow beanbag?
A water fight is one thing,
but you're playing with fire now.
Davide's a bad influence.
Many of you would move mountains
for the chance to spend time
in the villa,
but what do you think you'd spend
your time thinking about?
Those hills. You know, like,
how hills are like that, yeah?
Yeah.
Like, obviously,
they've gotten smaller
from, like, storms
and wear and tear.
So, how high do you think,
like, all these mountain were?
Like, hundreds of years ago?
Do you know what I mean?
Do you think they were,
like, literally...
I don't know.
Skyscrapers, like, up in the sky?
I didn't even know
that was a thing with mountains.
Yeah. Like, they weren't always
that level.
I'm sure they've gotten...
they were higher,
but then because of, like,
storms and stuff,
they've, like, wear-ed down
a little bit.
I guess...
I'm really bad
with these kind of questions.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
Like, not where do they come from,
but, like,
how did it just become
a mountain, like,
was it, like, a piece
of rock and then dirt...?
Yeah, but how do mountains form,
actually?
Yeah.
It either started off
as something really big,
and then it's whatever-ed.
Or it was something small
and then, like...
Oi, do any of you want these
pancakes?
Cos I think they're getting cold.
No, I've had enough.
You want a pancake?
I don't. You can have one.
Oh, I am tempted.
Why not?
Yeah, I'll have it.
And in case
you didn't know,
pancakes are, in fact,
just normal cakes
that have been worn down over time.
Oh, yes, you lucky lot,
it's that time again.
It's...
Wha?!
Drum roll, it is...
What's in on the menu today?
Well, Davide,
this week, we want to know
your worst phobias.
A phobia?!
Ooh.
Erm... I'm quite a brave person.
I don't have any phobia.
Like, literally, I felt something
going in my ear and it was a spider.
And I literally managed to wake up
and it literally dropped
on the floor.
And it was just this...
It wasn't a big spider,
but it was thick.
I'm not actually scared of much.
So, maybe, is that like...?
Can that be a thing?
A phobia of, like,
not being scared of anything.
Pigeon. Pigeons is my phobia.
I have never slept
with nothing covering my ears.
Like, literally every single time
to this day and age...
my ears have to be covered
if I'm sleeping.
I'd rather, like, be in a room
with, like, a lion than a pigeon.
And that's not an exaggeration.
Holes.
I feel sick looking at them.
There's loads of holes.
I can't stand things with holes in.
In fact, actually, no...
The holes on, like, a plant
or something.
Aw, it just scares me.
It's called try-po-phobia.
I think it's called "tryphobia".
No, it is, yeah, trypophobia -
that makes me feel sick.
It's like loads of, like, holes,
little holes together
make me feel disgusting.
It could be on a stone,
it could be on the floor,
or it could be on, like,
fucking food.
It could be on your skin.
It could be, like, eurgh!
A crumpet is the perfect example.
Tiny little holes,
loads of them congregated together.
Do you know if you have,
like, a bubble bath?
And then, like, it's all foamy.
But if you focus and you see
all the holes and the bubbles
and they start popping...
Makes my skin itch.
I feel violently ill. Violently ill
when I think of little holes.
That is disgusting. Eurgh.
There's fucking holes here as well.
And then you think, like,
"What's in the holes?"
RETCHES Violently ill.
Other than that, spiders,
all that shit, I don't really care.
Snakes terrify me the most.
Only because I know
I can't defeat a snake.
I don't care how small they are,
if they're tiny
I'm literally, like...
Now, don't tell Davide this,
we're supposed to go Italy soon,
when we're out of here,
but those masks from Venice,
fuck me,
they scare the shit out of me.
That I can lose
maybe an arm or a leg.
You know the ones with the half...
with the eyes.
And the eyes are just like that.
Phlegm. I can't do it.
I can't do the noise,
I can't do the look. Eurgh.
I'm going, I'm going. See you later.
Tune in next week
for another edition of...
And finally, I will leave you
with one Islander
that has created more drama
than a full series
of a well-known Turkish soap opera.
And, no, it's not Ekin-Su.
It's the yellow beanbag!
Wait! Wait for us, ladies.
We don't want
this fucking yellow beanbag.
Guys, the yellow beanbag
is not that far away from us.
Do you think it's affecting us?
OK, cheers to making
amazing memories,
no more yellow beanbag
and having fun.
It's just misunderstood.
See you all next time, guys.