Love Island (2015–…): Season 8, Episode 53 - Episode 53 - full transcript

'Here is Mama Cass.'

Previously on Love Island...

..the new Islanders got grafting.

Are you glad, like, I picked you?
Yeah, of course.

I obviously find you
really attractive.

You look absolutely stunning today.
Thank you.

And one boy opened up.

When I came away from the date,
I was just like,

"I want to be 100% closed off now."

Tonight...

..the re-coupling...



..is looming.

The boy that I want
to couple up with is...

Adam's made it clear
he's completely exclusive to Paige,

and from this second on, he doesn't
want to talk to other people.

Here he is celebrating the good news
by going to talk to other people.

Good chat?

A lot of kisses there,
must have been.

Mate, buzzing.

No, of course, man.
Seemed like good chat.

Nah, just kind of sealed the deal
and said, "Look..."

What, you're boyfriend
and girlfriend?

No! Oh, I dunno,
you're making crepes now.

Basically, he pulls me for a chat
and we sit down.

He's like, "Obviously,
I went into this date



"a little bit open-minded, like,
for conversation."

My stomach literally dropped.

I was like, "Oh, shit,
this is gonna go so bad.

"I'm sat here smiling,
and this is gonna go so bad."

And then he was just like,
"It's fair to say,

"by the end of the conversation,
I was not open-minded at all.

"And all I could think of
the whole time of the date

"was how I would much rather
it be with you."

And he's like,

"I've never felt like this before
about somebody within a week."

I'm just, like...
Girls, you can imagine me now,

I'm trying to play it cool,
I'm sweating, I'm really hot.

I was, like,
"Hmm. Mm. Mm-hm. Mm-hm."

Keep sipping my Prosecco.

"Thanks, baby cakes,
how was your day?"

Yeah! "Hi, baby cakes,
how was your day?"

Literally, he was like, "I do not
want to get to know anyone else.

"I'm not bothered about anyone else
who comes in here.

"I'm 100% for you."

He said, "I don't wanna use
the word exclusive."

And I was just, like, "Mm."

I know, can you see
how I'm sweating?

Are you exclusive, then?
Basically, yeah.

Basically, kinda.
Yeah.

What has it been? Just over a week
since we've been coupled up.

And then for him to be, like,

"I don't wanna
use the word exclusive",

that kind of thing, like. "I'm 100%
closed off to anything else."

And I'm just sat there, like...
Whoo!

Like... Oh! Like, what do I say?

Like, I don't wanna jump
down his throat and be like,

"Yeah, yeah, I do!"

Like, I was thinking this
day four, like.

I said, "Look, obviously, I don't
want to see you with anyone else."

She doesn't obviously want to see me
with anyone else, so...

Like, it's so easy with Paige
to actually, like...

Youse know what we're like
when we're in the pool

and stuff like that.

I don't have to make an effort
because it's so natural.

What have you been here, two weeks?

Two weeks.
And you're already settled down.

Like we all know
I've been around the block.

But I suppose when you know,
you know.

You had your fun. He's ready.

But Paige is still fun.

For me, going out
and stuff like that,

she's not the type of girl,
where, like...

She does go out as well.
This is what I mean.

She's not gonna be the one
who's gonna be, like,

"Don't do this, don't do that."
She just is cool.

And she gets on with youse,
that's the best thing. Yeah.

Happy boy, happy boy.
Happy boy!

For Ekin-Su
to be confident in Davide,

she just needs three things -

friends, emotional support
and a blindfold.

Nathalia's taken Davide.
Are you serious?

How are you?
I'm good, and you?

Yeah.

Why is he doing that?

Well, obviously, like,
I just wanted you to know as well

that it did cross my mind,
like, getting you for the date.

Obviously, you made it clear
yesterday,

that you and her are really good,
and you have that connection.

Yeah, me and Ekin-Su,
we are a bit more close

because, you know,
Adam and Paige is more fresh.

Yeah, that's what I thought.
Obviously, they are more fresh.

Yeah, he's, like, a bit more open,
I feel like, than you.

What's the body language like,
both parties?

There's a bit of distance
between them.

Have you ever thought about
going to Brazil?

Yeah. Not every day, but...
Davide, you don't sit at home

thinking,
"Tomorrow, I go to Brazil"?

I mean, naturally,
I would like to go a bit everywhere.

You know, I would like
to travel the world.

You know what?
There's a lot of Italians in Brazil.

Yeah, I feel like
Italians are everywhere.

And if you think Italy's so small...
Yeah.

..wherever you go in the world, you
find Italians. You find an Italian.

I need to learn my Italian.

What do you want to learn?
What do you want to know?

Erm... How do I say "I'm hungry"?

Cos I guess I'm always hungry,
so that's something useful to learn.

Like, "Ho fame." "Ho fame."
"Ho fame."

Yeah.
"Ho fame."

What's Davide - and be my eyes
for me - what are they doing?

Davide is still
in the same position.

If I look, would it look obvious?
Yeah! Yeah.

What do you usually do...
in your life?

Do you go out,
do you like to go out?

Sometimes, I go to the club
cos I like dancing, I enjoy dancing,

and I feel like dancing is a good
way to, like, take the edge off.

Connect with someone as well.

Don't you think...?

OK, I get it, there's nothing
to worry about, but the fact

that he is not cutting the convo
short, is that an issue or not?

No. I mean, you went on a date.

Thanks for the little chat anyway.
No worries.

I'll grab you again soon,
until you tell me to stop.

No worries.

My man's very good-looking.
My man is sitting there,

and a girl is trying
to get to know my man

because of how amazing he is.

'My man is getting attention.
What the actual fudge?'

That's my husband,
and keep your hands off.

I wanted to tell her,
"If you don't have no-one to speak

"and you want to speak,
like, in a friendly way, OK,

"but me and Ekin are good."
Mm.

But now I'm gonna tell her properly.

No chance.

Oh, God. Well, Adam and Paige
just cleared the air.

Yeah, so Adam will just say.
So Adam's just gonna say no.

No, I'm in a good place.
Tonight's been good.

Erm, obviously,
I just pulled Paige for a chat,

and it's nothing to do with you
at all. Yeah.

Like, I think we had a good date...
Mm-hm... and it was nice,

but I think, if I'm being honest
about my feelings... Yeah.

..when I was on the date with you,
like, I have a lot more feelings

with Paige than what I realised.
Yeah. No, it makes sense.

And I maybe, like, tested the waters
with you and stuff like that...

Yeah, no, 100%, I get it.
..but there's a lot more there

than what maybe meets the eye
from the outside,

you coming in as a bombshell.
Yeah, I get it. Yeah, no, 100%.

And I kind of was just thinking
I don't wanna mess that up.

Like, you're really nice. It's just
me and Paige have got something

that's going really well...
Yeah, no, 100%. No, I get that.

..and I don't really wanna
mess that up. I get that.

Obviously, at the end
of the day, like, it's stupid,

but I haven't obviously had
as much time as she did

to, like, get to know you.
Yeah.

But at the end of the day,
it's like,

if you've got a good thing,
there's no point for you to ruin it,

so you do what you need to do.

So he did say that he wants
to invest all his time on Paige,

and, er, I mean, that's fair enough.

If that's what he wants
and if he's happy,

I'm happy for him, so, yeah.

Adam and Paige, they said they're
kind of exclusive now, you know?

Yeah, we are as well.

Mm-hm.

Well, congratulations.

You're the first guy
to friend zone me, ever!

Got to give that to you!

Well, that was quick.

Shall I go over?
Yeah, go, go.

What is she called?
Nathalia.

Nathalia, sorry to interrupt.
Can we go for a chat? Quick one.

Oh, my God,
I know what you're gonna do.

You're gonna be like,
"Don't pull me for a chat

"because me and Ekin-Su
are really good.

"Blah, blah, blah, blah."

Oh, my God.
We're just having a friendly chat.

No, I wanted to just make sure...

I wasn't even, like,
flirting with you.

No, I know.
What is going on?

Can I say something?

SIGHS Yeah, go on.

I'm just saying...
Two in a row.

I'm just saying, if you want
a friendly chat or whatever,

I'm not gonna say,
"No, I don't talk to you, Nathalia."

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what I mean.

But just because I don't want you
to waste your time. Yeah, yeah.

Or to think there could be something
more than a friendly way.

Yeah, 100%.

I want to make sure
that you understood this.

No, I'm just, like I told you,

I'm just chatting to you
because I feel like me and you,

like, we get along and
I feel comfortable talking to you.

It's nothing like that, anyway.

In fact, I told you,
you can keep chatting with me

if you feel comfortable.
You know, we live in the same villa.

I want to just make sure
that you don't think,

"Oh, maybe Davide is gonna turn head
in a few days."

No, no, no. I wasn't even thinking,

I was just, like, let's just talk
to him and have a conversation.

No, that's fine, then.

I wasn't overthinking,
I wasn't thinking anything.

Yeah, that's fine, then.

All right, yeah,
it was just to make sure, this.

Don't worry, Davide.
Come on, I'm not worried.

I knew it already, I got it.
Don't worry.

Yeah? OK.
Fucking hell.

Well, two in a row.
Oh, did he say the same?

I said to Adam,

"Congratulations, you're
the first guy to friend zone me."

Stop. Congratulations, you're
the second guy to friend zone me.

Oh, you are welcome.

Double pie in one night.

Look at me!
That has never happened before.

There's a first time for everything,
right?

No, I'm happy you did that.

Danica was chatting
to Reece Ford,

but the conversation stalled,

so she parked him
and headed off to talk to Jamie.

How did it go?
Yeah, do you know what?

Actually, to be fair,
it was actually a good conversation.

I'm not lying,
it was a good conversation.

Yeah, maybe not...
maybe not quite the same feeling

as maybe when
we have a conversation.

To be honest, I was watching
the whole conversation,

and you didn't laugh once.

Oh! Oh-ho!

I can get the gist
that you're serious, I hope.

Yeah, of course.
Mug's on me if you're lying.

Actions speak louder than words,
innit?

They do, yeah.
Gotta get your grafting boots on,

but I suppose
you're not as much as...

you are a bombshell,

you've not latched yourself
onto any other female in here,

so you're doing all right so far.

Not latched myself because
I have made it clear that you was...

..my top pick anyway.

I feel like you genuinely mean it

when you say
that you were interested in me.

Oh, yeah. Of course, of course.

This was on my bucket list,
to kiss someone at the fire pit.

Was it?
I think so.

Oh, stop it! You're funny.

Is that you, er...?
Is that you trying to play it cool?

No, I don't need to play it cool.
You don't need to!

We had a little third cheeky kiss,
which was nice.

Yeah, I am very happy.
I do feel like I've struck gold.

I genuinely do think
his intentions are real in here.

It feels right.

Maybe this is the good one,

maybe this is the good egg
that I've been waiting for.

Oh, Deji's over the moon.

Lacey has everything
he wants in a girl,

ear lobes, nostrils,
eyebrows, forehead.

And best of all...

You've even got cheekbones as well.

Really?
Yeah. Oh.

Well, normally it's me.
Well, I won't gas you up.

Oh. What was that, then?
Was that not a compliment?

Because you ain't got the dimples...
We were talking about cheekbones...

..and the incredible jawline.

I'm just saying, you got...
You got the...

I've got the eyes.
Yeah, I know.

Got the blue eyes. People...
That gets people.

Ooh!
Little bit, little bit.

Oh!
Is that what got you?

A little bit.

Do you know what it is? It was...
Mm.

Yeah, it was the mad eye contact
yesterday.

Really?
I was like, "Damn..."

"This girl, she can hold it."

So, have you got any outrageous
questions you wanna ask me?

Do you feel that you know me
inside and out now?

No, obviously not.
Oh.

I feel like I've only
scraped the surface.

Scratched the surface. Yeah.
But...

I'll just summarise it for you.
I'm just a really great person.

I'm actually just an angel.
Ah!

I really enjoy how much fun we have.
It's...

It's jokes.

It's crazy that I feel
so comfortable with him.

We both have said
that we do fancy each other

and we're enjoying it.

So, yeah, happy girl,

and things are going
in the right direction.

Ladies and gentlemen,

it's time for the clash
we've all been waiting for.

In the blue corner,
the Turkish Delight, Ekin-Su.

In the red corner,
the Brazilian bombshell, Nathalia.

Seconds out,
discuss Italian cuisine.

Anyway,
let's talk about who likes pizza.

Do you like oven pizza?
Yeah, I like pizza, yeah.

Yeah, yeah?
Yeah.

What sort of pizza do you like?

Italian pizza's the best pizza.
Which one?

Not the ones with the pineapple. No.

Oh, that's a shame. Me and Davide
like the pineapple ones.

No, I don't.
You said you did.

Not for pizza. Are you joking me?

That's an offence, right?

No, put whatever in the pizza.
No pineapple.

An Italian who likes pineapple
in a pizza?!

No. No pineapple, babe.
Gosh, thank God.

Do you not like it?

Were you like trying to like say
you like it just to please him? No.

Pineapple in pizza for Italians
is wrong.

That's an offence, babes. We don't
do that. They don't do that.

You all right?
Huh?

Have you got an issue with me?
No, I haven't got an issue with you.

You sure?
Why have you got one with me?

It feels like
you've got an issue with me.

If I had an issue with you,
I'll let you know, babe.

No. I feel like you have
an issue with me.

Ekin, she doesn't...

Maybe you have an issue
with yourself.

Cos I don't have an issue with you.

Then I think you should drop
the attitude and talk about...

What attitude is that?
Having fun and talking and laughing?

What attitude is that?
This attitude, lovely.

The one that you just asked me
if I have an issue with you?

I'm saying "no", so...
What is wrong?

You're the one who asked me
if I have an issue with you.

I asked you what pizza you liked,
babes.

Well, I hope you're happy.

You got a little show of the night.

Huh?

See ya.

What the fuck was that?
I, honestly...

Look, there's clearly
some sort of thing.

I get it. She wants Davide.

But Davide doesn't want her.

But, babe,
no need to take it out on me.

No. You are messing with
the wrong person.

Wait, let me get the crisps.

So, you like McDonald's, then?

More than pizza?

Yeah. No.
Pizza, pizza's my favourite.

Nothing can beat pizza.
What about pancakes?

I got a text!

Oh, fuck.

Is he serious?

- Dami and Indiyah.
- Oh, really, guys?!

Dami and Indiyah.
Oh, my God, guys, seriously?!

I say Indiyah and Dami.
Davide and Ekin.

Shut the fuck up!

Right, it's Indiyah and Dami.

We're going to the Hideaway.
We're going to the Hideaway.

Get that booty, ya.

Are you ready for the booty, girl?!
We're going to the Hideaway!

Lady in the streets,
freak in the sheets.

Whoo!

Yeah, we need to get you
looking sexy!

For your man!

I've been waiting for this
since the beginning, man.

Actually, no, not since the
beginning cos I was with Amber.

I've been waiting for this
since after Amber, man! Shit.

So, Andrew, any tips?
How do I open the salon?

Oh, you get the chocolate, er,
spread, mate. Just use it.

Yeah.

You need to try it on.
My tits are not this big. I wish.

You've got this robe, obviously,
which you don't have to wear,

but you might wanna wear just...

Yeah, to walk down.
Just to walk down.

Shall I wear briefs instead, man?
Just boxers.

New boxers.
Yeah, new boxes, maybe.

I've got purple. That's so boring.
I've got this one.

Ooh, that's cute!
Oh, no, that's cute.

I'm letting you guys help me.

Wear your sunglasses,
you'll look cool.

I look cool anyway, Luca,
come on, man.

Drop the Crocs, though.
Yeah.

DEJI LAUGHS Let's go, girl.

- This is kind of cute.
- Whoo!

OK, yeah, yeah, no, that's...
Oh, my God that is sexy!

Love that.

Aww!

Whoo! Let's go!

- Dami, are you excited?
- No, not at all

Go on, my girl, have fun!

Indiyah...

Love you!

- Have the best time!
- Thank you.

Bye, Deji.

Bye, Damiyah!

Whoo!

'Big Energy'
by Latto and Mariah Carey

I'mma take this all off.
Ooh.

This is, Davide.

I don't wanna be thinking about that
right now, I can't lie.

So, Dam-ie...

Dam-ie, oh, you know my name.
Said it correctly...

Dami.
..you even had to slow down.

Do you like my outfit?
Mm-hm.

D'you think I look amazing?
Yeah.

Welcome to
Indiyah's Massage Parlour.

Welcome, Dami,
would you like to take a seat?

A seat or...?
In the salon.

Need loads of oil.
OK, I feel like this point, no.

Maybe just start the massage
because...

Ah-ah-ah. Sorry. Not you telling me
what to do in my salon.

Head down. Don't move.
Ooh.

Massage time.
Mm-hm.

So we're just gonna go up
the shoulders. Mmm.

Ooh. Oh, yes.

Boy, it's tense
in that kitchen.

I have not witnessed things
get this ugly over a pineapple

since they tried to evict
SpongeBob SquarePants.

Anyway, moral of the night,
no pineapple on the pizza.

Yeah. #NoPineapple.

Yeah, but who's the best
at banana pancakes?

Tomorrow morning,

Nathalia and Ekin-Su
are gonna make pancakes,

and then we will judge
who makes the best pancakes.

Yeah. Do you back yourself,
Nathalia?

A hundred percent.
Ooh.

Do you know what I learned, my love?

Best way to end an argument
is cooking.

So you can prove to me...
I don't need to prove you anything.

..with your pancakes, my love,
to see how good you are.

Who are you for me
to prove you anything?

I'm Ekin-Su, babe.
And there's only one...

Who is said to me?
Who's that to me, though?

Ekin-Who?
Oh, not Ekin-Su, Ekin-WHO!

See ya.

It ends in the kitchen
tomorrow morning. Be there.

The battle of the pancakes.

Tomorrow morning, the big event.

Turkey versus Brazil.

Turkey versus Brazil,
Ekin-Who versus Nathalia.

Let's get it.

Checking the shopping list

for tomorrow's pancakes.

Strawberries? Check. Bananas? Yes.

Berries? Lovely.

If I was you,
I'd probably cancel the pineapple.

I spoke to Reece and Jamie.

Yeah, how was it?
Yeah, no, it was good, yeah.

Actually had a good chat
with Reece as well.

Reece, actually,
is actually a really nice guy,

and I feel like, of course,
I'm still keeping my options

very much open -

if you know what I mean,
I owe it to myself to do so.

So, Adam, becoming exclusive
without exclusive?

Are you doing a Dami?

We're not throwing
the "exclusive" word around there.

We don't like that word up in here.

Dami and Indiyah
are going to the Hideaway.

Do you reckon the beauty salon
will be open, too?

Ooh, maybe.
Oh, yeah!

Do you think it's fate?
Hmm?

Fate?
Mm, yeah.

I was actually
quite mad reading about it.

Like, what, about me and you?
Yeah.

Like how we actually happened?
Mm-hm.

It's true.
It makes me happy, it's crazy.

We could have been in the Hideaway,

and none of this
could have happened.

Mm-hm.

- You see, how everything happens...
- For a reason?

This sun's rising

and it's not long before
Ekin-Su's flipping pancakes

in the flippin' kitchen
with that flippin' Brazilian

to show Davide she's flippin' better

at making flippin' breakfast,
mother flipper!

It was a great night. Hm!

Yeah.
Hm...

Oh, really?
Are you saying that out loud?

Yeah?

It's your thoughts, probably,
but, you know.

Big day today, people.

Ekin-Su versus Nathalia.

Are you ready for tasting?

I'm always ready to taste.

How do you think Dami
and Indiyah's night went?

I think they'd have had
a great time.

How are you?
Yeah, good.

Nathalia, are you ready?

I was born ready.

Ooh!
Oh!

Look at the smile on Indiyah's face.

What's happening with you?

Nice roses, erm... everything.

Look at Indiyah's face.

Did you open the salon?

The salon?

What's this?

What?
What?

Dami, start us off, mate. Hideaway!
Yeah, big night for you.

Hideaway. Man...
We want to know.

You've wanted to go there
for a long time.

Thank you, guys, for giving me
that opportunity, you know.

Like, going in there, man,
I swear to God,

it feels like you're in a hotel,
away from this whole, like, villa.

Just your own space.

When we woke up this morning,
she said, "Boyfriend."

She said that. So I was like, "Oh."

That's all right,
if youse both said that.

Yeah, it's good.
She'll love it. Cute.

I have to ask her properly again.
Wow! I know, yeah.

It was lovely.
Honestly, I had a great time.

Any salon stuff?
Erm...

Hesitation!
Er...

Er, er...
Blow-dries?

No. Just hands.
No, manicure.

I feel like you're not telling me
the truth.

No, honestly,
I'm telling you the truth.

Deji...

Lacey's come in, how was last night?
Yeah. I can't lie.

The conversation had been popping,
innit? She's not...

She's not boring, so...
Yeah. Erm...

It's going in a good direction.
Do you know what I'm saying? So...

She's kind of started
my Love Island experience.

Do you know what I'm saying?

I haven't really had that
kind of connection in the villa.

Yeah, it was just chill.
Great guy. I feel comfortable.

Obviously, I always go sit with him,
pretty much

cos we just get on so well
and just go with flow.

Like, you never know what's
gonna happen day-to-day, so...

But, yeah, for now,
it's going really good,

and he's great. And... Yeah.

OK, now you see.

This is what happens
when you deprive

a load of 20-somethings
of social media for six weeks.

Things. Get. Weird.

Ekin, can I get an autograph?

Ekin, oh, my God!

Step back.
Ekin!

No, no.
Ekin!

Oh, my God! Ekin!
Just one... Just one autograph.

Just one autograph. Quick.

Ekin. I can't believe. Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Don't get too close.
Don't get too close.

Protect the goods.
Oh, Ekin!

That's it.
Right, let's go. Whoo! Let's go.

So we had Nathalia in white,
Ekin in black.

Ekin was on her home turf.
Nathalia was very game-faced.

Right, the main guy,
are tester, taster,

whatever he's called.
Woo-hoo!

He's gonna be the judge today.

APPLAUSE And...

The only requirement
is they need to include banana.

Yeah. Davide,
you can't know what pan they pick

because then you'll know.
Off you go.

Let's get cracking.

Let's do this!
Let's get flipping!

This is a big banana.

Ekin has already cracked one egg.
Fucking hell.

Ekin's already going.
Rapid, rapid.

Let's go!
Oh! Shaking well in the cup.

No telling. No helping her out.

I don't need help, babe.
Ooh!

Come on.
Ekin, she just blew a kiss.

Give a bit, give a bit.

- Go on.
- Oh!

Come on, girl, smile!

It got a bit heated in the kitchen,

but, I mean,
they could both stand the heat

because none of them left
and none of them backed down.

Get out of my fucking way.

Whoo!
You get out of my fucking way!

Geez.
Damn!

Showtime!
Damn! Woof!

I was Ekin's manager.

I had a water bottle in by hand.

Any time she needed refreshment,
I was there.

Is he asleep?

Are you OK, Davide?
Yeah, yeah.

Oooh!

Naturally,
it was a very serious challenge.

Everyone was involved.
Everyone had their responsibilities.

Fortunately, my only responsibility
was to taste the pancakes.

Bite number one.

Open.

I'm sure your pancakes
will be his favourite.

No, yours were good as well,
to be fair.

Ooh-la-la.

Do you want more of that one,
or go on to number two now?

Wait.

It's the first one.

I would be ashamed if he didn't
guess which pancake Ekin had made

because he's tasted those pancakes
a gazillion times bloody before.

Right, this year
of Love Island's Pancake Off

and still the remaining champion...

Ekin-Su!

Wait, the winner was me?
Oh, thanks, guys.

No. No autographs, thank you.
No, thank you very much.

It does look like Davide
and you are fitted for each other

since he chose your pancakes,
so... enjoy!

- Thank you.
- Davide's queen of pancakes.

For Davide,
you are the queen of pancakes.

There we go.

As much as I'm Team Ekin...

I personally preferred Nathalia's.

She is never to know that, but...

Nathalia's were better. By a lot.

The Islanders
just enjoyed a face full of banana

packed into crepes.

Now Paige is getting a face full of
banana packed into swimming shorts.

Shut your legs, Adam bloody Collard!

No, I went through a phase
of being veggie.

I was living at home at the time,
my mum would make normal food...

So, just like Coco Pops
all the time?

No, she would just pick
the chicken out of the curry

and give me the sauce.

I was like, "Mum, that's not
how being a veggie works."

Oh! I've got a text!

Stop it! Already?

Let's go, let's go.
First challenge!

Your first challenge!

I'm losing my challenge virginity!

This is my first challenge,
and I'm so excited!

Gonna have so much fun, and, yeah,
I'm buzzing. I'm so excited.

69?
Yeah, that sounds a bit dirty.

Bring it on!

The only thing I heard and
got absolutely wet over was "69".

Today's challenge
is all based around posties,

and by the looks of things, it's
going to be second-class at best.

The boys are going to take on
a post-based obstacle course...

Apparently, that's a thing!

What's poppin'?

..working for Love Island's

dedicated postal service, LIPS.

Luca looks like a schoolboy.
He literally looks like a schoolboy.

After a day delivering parcels,

our boys appear from the back
of a postal van in their uniform...

Then they jump
onto the sorting room conveyor belt

and do a sexy strip.

They end up
in a pair of shiny red pants,

feeling like a total Postman Prat.

That was so sexy.

Then they show
their incredible strength

by bursting through
some empty cardboard boxes.

How did he do that?!

Before heading over
to pick the special package

they want to deliver.

Special delivery.

They stick a heart
over the girl of their choice,

then wheel her around
the obstacle course.

They have to avoid the speed bumps

and the barking dogs.

The final mission is to pop
the package through the letterbox.

Once the package has been delivered,
they seal the deal with a kiss.

Hm, it's getting hot out here,
girls!

And you did pull it out the bag.

At the end, the girls
decide which postie had the mostie.

Come on!

You fucked it a little bit,
but it's fine, it just went off.

I made it back, I made it back.
Brought it back. It was really good.

You're a little special,
you're a little special, shorty.

He just couldn't wait to get to me,

so he didn't really care
about the boxes.

He just showed off with the worm
a little bit.

How was the lips at the end?
The lips at the end was... good.

Listen, I'm an incredible kisser,
so it was incredible.

She's downplaying it.

A bit of room for improvement.

Maybe a bit more playful,
you know what I mean?

I think the ride was very smooth.

Didn't wear the best bikini today,
not the most secure,

so I was literally, like,
bumping up and down.

Would you say it was
the best kiss of your life?

Not in that moment.

It was up there, though, yeah?
It was a sweaty, lippy kiss, but...

You're always the best kisser,
d'you know what I mean?

I think my driving... definitely got
some brownie points for driving.

Yeah, definitely, that was smooth.

Cheeky kiss.
I didn't wanna do too much.

I thought I'd save that.

So just a cheeky little
first kiss... Yeah.

Little bit of a teaser.
Oh!

He had a very good approach.

Not so much sexy, but...
What do you mean, "not sexy"?

Yes, baby!

I wasn't trying to be sexy.
Yeah, so that's what I'm saying.

You came with, like, the funny
approach, rather than, like, sexy.

I can be sexy if I wanna be sexy.

Oh, you lot are so shit!

Obviously, shock,
Gem didn't have to put any work in.

Bit like our whole relationship.
Are you joking?!

On a scale of one to ten, I would
probably... I would give you nine.

A nine? That's pretty high.
I'll take that.

No... Yeah, you looked good.

Got hot and flustered,
not gonna lie.

I wouldn't mind you being my
everyday postman, know what I mean?

Go on, son!

I was watching and thinking,
"This is easy, this is easy."

Then when I got to the trolley bit,
it was hard.

The wheels may have
come off the trolley,

but they've not come off
our relationship just yet. Ooh!

What's poppin'?
Brand-new van, just hopped in.

Like, James Bond, like...

You were doing a lot
of flips and tricks.

Yeah, but had to give it
the shock factor. Yeah.

Look at his bum!

Huh! Yeah.

Huh! Yeah. Ooh! OK, two more.

He was trying to, like,
"Oh, I don't know who I wanna pick."

I was sitting there like,
"Please. You're gonna pick me, OK?"

I would give your performance...
Yeah, what?

..a nine.
Oh, really, a nine?

It was good.
I thought you'd say eight.

Do you want an eight?
No, I want a nine. OK, it's a nine.

It was very sexy. He actually
reminds me of an ice cream man.

I don't know why!

All right, show-off!

I couldn't stop staring
at his red shorts.

I actually was a good driver.

I looked at him and I thought,
"That's fucking easy."

Some of the boys were struggling.
I was laughing.

I was going, "Davide, you know, it's
gonna be easy for him." And it was.

Yeah, we just kissed each other.
And then kissed again.

The girls
have come to their decision.

Tasha, the results, please.

So, the boy that we think delivered

the sexiest performance is...

Dami!

I'm not gonna lie, Dami is the
sexiest postman I've come across.

Oh, really? There's a few Royal Mail
postmen out there, you know,

when I open my door
and get me packages,

but none of them
look like him, so...

The Islanders are
relaxing after today's challenge.

My wife actually told me
to keep one of the postman outfits.

I said, "For the bedroom?"
She said, "No, you just never know

"when the voice-over work's
gonna dry up."

Why are you so cute? Ah!

Love you.

I love you, too.

I have, like, four grey hairs, man.
What's going on? Is that normal?

I really am actually quite curious
as to what is gonna happen tonight.

We've had a great day,
great challenge,

pancake was amazing, I won.

Sorry!
Good vibes now?

We're all good, me and Nathalia are
all good. Food brings us together.

Jamie, if you were to come in here
and you could have any girl,

no situation, they're lined up
in front of you and you start fresh,

what one are you picking?

I like the way
Danica's confident, though.

So you'd come in here
just for Danica?

Yeah, like, obviously,
she's confident, I like that.

How much fun did everyone have
on the challenge today?

Deji, bloody hell,
surprises me so much every day.

Literally, I just can't believe
how much we get on

and how much I fancy him.
Like, I just wasn't expecting it.

Does anyone have black shoes, no?
Try Luca's dunks today.

Luca... No, Luca, the white...

No, I don't.
OK, you know what you should do?

Go upstairs, ask the girls.
I'm telling you, go ask the girls.

And don't try and talk them
into saying the white shoes.

Just ask them straight up.
All right, girls.

How many for the left shoes,
how many for the right one?

Left. That one.

Black-and-white one.
Everyone black and white?

Yeah.
Everyone?

Yeah.
What the hell?

Let's cheers to a good night
with good people, and no more drama.

No more drama!
No more drama!

You look sexy tonight.
Aw, thank you.

Reece stole Danica from you.

Yeah, obviously, the last
thing that anyone wants. Yeah.

What about me?
What's my outfit saying?

No, you look good. Yeah,
it's very, like, fashion vibes,

but you're pulling it off,
d'you know what I mean?

Thank you.
Really good.

I'd definitely say
I'm one of the best dressed.

D'you know what?
Actually, I will give you that.

You reckon? Yeah, yeah,
you've got good fashion sense.

Really good.
I'll take that.

And you do pull everything
that you wear off, know what I mean?

Not everyone could look as cool
as you, d'you know what I'm saying?

Look at you with the compliments.

I'm just an honest gal, you see?
Thank you very much.

Wow, he's took her
to the terrace!

- Reece has took her to the terrace.
- Oh, shit!

Well, he's grafting hard.
He's grafting hard.

Who knows? Like...
Who knows?

Tonight could change everything.
I know, my God.

He could be on his absolute A game,

she could just change her mind,
whatever. Yeah.

I was gonna say,
I forgot to ask you about the kiss.

It was good. But I could tell
you were a bit nervous.

It was a good kiss, a little teaser.
I thought I didn't wanna go

too full-on as we haven't had
a proper one yet.

OK, yeah. Oh, I see. Yeah, could do
with a proper one, to be honest.

You would like a proper one?
OK, yeah.

Hm.

Cute.
Was that better?

Better, much better.

Much better
than a little sweaty kiss.

See, now, I feel like I can,

you know, cos I think it's only fair
I get to know both of you,

you know, I've had a kiss with,
well, a couple of kisses with Jamie,

I feel like it is only fair
to do the same with you.

So, you know, I've got that now.
I can keep chatting.

Yeah, I know what you mean, yeah.
But, yeah, no, that...

Good first kiss.
Yeah, good.

Not too shabby.
Yeah.

I'm glad that we did have the kiss

cos I think it's solidified to me
that I do need to make up my mind.

And, you know,
maybe this evening will be the night

that I kind of crown the winner,
as such.

And the prize is obviously me.

Aww, look how romantic. Aww!

Looks like we've got a view
and everything.

Oh, yes, he's done it.
He wants it, he knows what he wants.

Hello, hello.
Hello, hello.

Yo.
Can I come be third wheel?

Yeah, sit down.
Yeah, come and sit. Come join us.

He's coming out of his shell
a little bit. What's going on?

What happened?
A little kiss, innit?

Yeah, yeah. Just thought, "I've
got to stick it on her," innit?

See what she says

I can't wait for a reaction!

Still reckon it's 50-50, innit?
Yeah, yeah.

But I'm back in the game.

Yeah, you are.
Back in the game!

OK, who's the best person
you've ever seen live in concert?

Best person?
Mm-hm.

Erm...

Was that me?
Are you joking?

Which side was it, left or right?
It's you, you know.

I've got a text!

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

What are you gonna do?
What ARE you gonna do?

Don't go getting my name wrong.

Get your speech at the ready.

Tonight? Yeah.

I've got a text!

I wanna do like a... What?

Oh, shitter, man.

It's happening right this second?
Yeah. Immediately.

Already?

Oh, big, fat fucking... fuck balls.

It's time for the re-coupling,

and first to go is Tasha,
who's currently with Andrew.

I've decided to couple up
with this boy because, I mean,

what a hell of a journey
we've been on.

I love everything about him -
his smile, his personality.

There's not a single thing
I'd change about him.

Like, we started a new chapter,
and, honestly,

it's fair to say,
I have changed massively.

Cos, you know,
once I do really love someone,

I'm much more affectionate.

I turn into the most
cringiest person ever.

I know there's a lot
of big things coming for us,

and I'm really excited
to see what'll happen.

So, the boy I would like
to couple up with is...

..Andrew.

Next to go is Indiyah.

Right now,
she's coupled up with Dami.

I've decided to couple up
with this boy because,

after everything that's happened
between us in this villa,

it's quite clear
that our bond is unbreakable.

I think he's very kind,
he's very caring,

and he makes me feel like
a little princess.

We all make little mistakes,
and I am quite forgetful.

But I do remember all the reasons
why I want to be with him.

And I'm glad that he's mine.

So, the boy I would like
to couple up with is...

..Dami.

Gemma's up next,

and she's currently
coupled up with Luca.

I've decided to couple up
with this person

because I never thought
I'd find someone

who I get on better with than you.

I think I've generally found
a best friend and a partner in you,

and as much
as I'm loving villa life,

I can't wait
to get back on the outside

and experience all the things
we've been talking about.

So, the boy
I want to couple up with is...

..Luca.

It's Paige's turn to choose.

Right now,
she's coupled up with Adam.

I've decided to couple up
with this boy because,

since I've been
in a couple with him,

I've genuinely not felt happier
or more myself.

He has the ability to make me feel
like the only girl in the room.

I find my favourite time of the day

is whenever I'm chatting with him
or around him.

So far, it's been a plain sailing,
and I'm excited to see

if it continues heading
in the right direction.

So, the boy I wanna couple up
with is...

..Adam.

New arrival Lacey's up next.

Who will she couple up with?

I've decided to couple up
with this boy because,

in a very short amount of time,
we've really clicked.

We have the same sense of humour.
He makes me laugh.

And I'm excited to see
what could happen.

So, the boy
I'd like to couple up with is...

..Deji.

At the re-coupling,
Danica is next to pick.

She's single,
but she has been getting to know

new arrivals Jamie and Reece.

It's fair to say I've had quite
a crazy journey in here so far.

This decision wasn't easy for me.

I've had the pleasure
of having two guys come in,

and they've both got
great qualities.

I feel like I have been looking
for someone to match my energy,

and, actually,
I think that I need the opposite.

I need somebody that will be able
to sort of calm me down

and bring me back down to Earth.

So, yeah, it's been a difficult one,
but I have to go with my heart

on this one,
as I always have done in here.

And I just feel like this guy,

I just have that little bit more
of a connection with.

So, the boy that
I want to couple up with is...

..Jamie.

Ekin-Su is up next.
Right now, she's with Davide.

I've decided to couple up this boy
because, ever since I came in,

I had my eyes on him.

I knew deep down
that there was a spark.

However,
I've been on a very long journey.

Many mistakes made.

Rome wasn't built in a day
and neither was our relationship,

so good things take time.

I believe that in a relationship,
the base core is trust

and friendship
and, obviously, laughing.

And if you can't argue
with your partner, then...

You know, there's no fire!

And every time I argue,
I get upset and sad,

but then we make food together and
a bit of salt, a bit of pepper...

What the fuck?!

..and I'm very excited to see
what the outside world will bring.

And so the boy
I want to couple up with is...

..Davide.

Last to go is Nathalia.

So, I have decided to couple up
with this boy because, like me,

he took a huge risk coming in here,

which shows me
that he's confident and brave.

I feel really comfortable with
this boy, we can have, like, chats,

and I feel like any girl
would be lucky to have him.

He's also not bad on the eye.

So, the boy I would like
to couple up with is...

..Reece.

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you think are the most compatible.

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