Love Island (2015–…): Season 8, Episode 50 - Episode 50 - full transcript
Previously...
on Love Island...
a challenge led to clashes.
Rub of the feet of the Islander
you think has been walked over
the most.
If they really think that,
I don't really wanna be
friends with them.
I'm just pissed off that's it's you
and Luca, my best mates.
Why say all that shit?
And clearly,
you aren't a true friend, so...
Tonight...
..guess who's back...
for a dramatic dumping.
Do not tell me to chill.
Shut up.
It makes you look like a pig.
The two girls and the two boys
with the fewest votes
risk being dumped
from the island tonight.
So far,
Snog, Marry, Pie's taught us
that Tasha's still annoyed
with Luca,
Indiyah still hasn't forgiven Dami,
and in this heat, it takes
30 seconds for cream to go rancid.
And now it's the boys' turn
to choose,
with Billy up first.
I wasn't expecting a snog
from Billy,
especially after I just pied him.
Is this guy for real?
Like, what is he playing at?
I decided to snog this girl
because I don't care if I get pied.
It's just banter.
Paigey-Waigey,
you're wife material, so you've got
the ring on your finger.
Oh, thanks, baby.
Not even a kiss or married?
Nah, fuck off.
It's fucking rude.
It's banter, it's a game,
do you know what I mean?
If I snogged her, it's boring.
Brought you back home from Casa,
three days later,
does one for another geezer.
You know why.
Do you know what I mean?
Next up,
it's Andrew's turn.
All right, snogging Paige
cos I think she's one of
the sweetest girls in the villa,
and I don't think she's ever
put a foot wrong, in my eyes.
And it's pretty obvious
what I'm gonna do.
Pretty obvious.
Pretty obvious what I'm gonna do.
Marrying Tasha.
She asked me out, so it's only right
that I propose to her stop
and, obviously,
I'm in love with the girl.
And she's stunning.
No.
The reason I pied you
is because I absolutely love Davide,
and the whole Jay incident,
I didn't really think it was great,
but you're all good now,
so don't worry about it.
Love ya.
Thank you. Love you, too.
In the past, I did make mistakes.
I'm an easy target.
Davide is up next.
Oh.
Oh.
The way Davide
was kissing Paige,
like, that was a real big snog,
and I was a bit like...
I decided to snog Paige because,
well, we didn't have a kiss
since the beginning of the villa,
so... it was the best reason.
I would marry and pie
at the same time, Ekin-Su,
but Andrew already saw to it with
the cake, so I'm gonna marry you.
I wouldn't marry you right now,
but...
Just get on with it.
..the hope is for the near future,
you know? Mm-hm.
Sometimes we kiss,
sometimes we argue,
sometimes we wanna throw food
at each other.
I wish I could do to you.
I'm joking!
I'm joking.
Oh, no way!
So, yeah, just because she said me
and Ekin were the fakest couple.
Tasha was the only one
that I had actually a good reason
to pie her.
It's Deji's turn
to Snog, Marry, Pie.
Ooh!
What?!
Oh, my God!
Indiyah, your face...
It was... It was nice.
It wasn't, like, obviously,
who I expected it from,
but, you know,
beggars can't be choosers.
Obviously,
you've had a hard time in here.
I feel like you deserve 100%
because you give 100%.
Little bit of bling on that thing.
Is he marrying her?
Oh, Indiyah, Indiyah.
Hmm?
It's not possible.
It's not possible,
it's not possible.
He's just salty
because I broke his heart,
but it's not my fault.
Do you know what I mean?
Paigey-Cakey.
Hey, honey bun.
You deserve it, man. Come on.
Indiyah,
you're having a tough day, darling!
But you know what? It's fine.
You know what I mean?
How can you not love Paige, man?
Honestly, everyone there
should have given her a ring.
What the fuck?!
Tasha...
No way. No way!
Oh, come on, Indiyah.
I love you.
I don't love you!
As a friend!
What we had in Casa was a vibe,
we came in, good vibes.
But I don't want peace.
I want problems, always!
Do you know what? It's all bants and
it's all love between me and Deji.
I was absolutely expecting the pie,
but he played it well.
He actually tricked me,
I'm not gonna lie.
It's Dami's chance
to step up.
Oh, my days.
Oh, wow. Wow!
That's not funny, that's not funny.
Oh, my God.
Drama ain't over, baby!
Are you joking?
Shut the hell up!
Throw the ring in the pool.
Yeah, but, anyway,
I felt like I deserved a pie,
and I felt like...
Will you shut up, man?!
But, obviously, you're the only one
I wanna be with, so...
I wanna be with you, too,
but that kiss was a bit too much.
I was like, "Do you really think
you're gonna snog Summer
"and then come and marry me?"
I think not.
Oh!
Anyways...
Whoo!
Whoo!
The reason why I decided
to pie you...
I feel like you usually get away
with a lot of stuff, but this pie,
you weren't gonna get away with,
basically.
Next, with his eye
on the pie, it's Adam.
Danica's happy!
She's gassed now, innit?
I did have two cheeky kisses,
which was a nice little booster,
a little pick-me-up after the shit
that I basically had to watch
from Billy.
I think... we all knew this
was coming.
I would like to marry Paige
because I think the boys all agree
she's definitely wifey material,
and you're definitely
the only person
I see actually having a future
with outside the villa.
Aw, that's sweet.
Ekin-Su-ey.
This...
I've decided to pie Ekin-Su
because...
with all the flirting that keeps
on getting played down to the girls
and played down to Davide,
I think, once people look,
- they might see something else.
- Oh!
No!
Bravo! Bravo!
What a game.
Last to go is Luca.
Come here.
That was good.
I kissed Ekin cos you're obviously
Gem's best mate in here,
you looked after each other in Casa,
and you're always there for her,
so thank you. Any time.
So, obviously, we had a little kiss
from Luca because he respected
that I looked out for Gemma
and I was a good friend.
It was sweet to see that Luca
can see that. It made me very happy.
Right, the reason
I wanna marry this girl...
Hopefully in a few years, anyway,
it'll happen,
but everyone sees
how much I love her,
and hopefully I do spend
the rest of my life with you.
Aww!
I married Luca, Luca married me.
I want, like, an actual, proper
big diamond ring next time, thanks.
Listen, you're all lovely girls.
Erm... yeah.
I could give you
a list as long as Adam,
but we'll let it go for today,
and it is just a game, so...
It's just a game.
It is just a game.
It's just a game.
Just a game.
Just like that time
I ate a raw out-of-date Fray Bentos
I found in the boot of a hire car,
the pie experience has left Andrew
sick to the stomach.
What is going on?
How are you feeling after that?
I've got no time for them two
no more.
Honest opinion, they're twats.
Luca and Dami?
Yeah. They're twats.
Yeah... There's banter,
and then there's that.
That was not banter.
No, that was...
And it wasn't just a game.
That did become very personal. Yep.
Now, and I absolutely hear
that at the end of the day,
that is your girlfriend now,
and for anyone...
Like, they know that would
make you upset. Yeah.
No, they're pricks.
It's just a little bit far,
isn't it?
Like you say, it is just a game,
so why are you making it personal?
Hmm. Exactly.
Hey.
Hey.
You all right?
Do you want me to go?
Huh?
You can have a chat with Andrew.
No, it's fine.
Are you sure? Yeah.
Do you wanna talk about it, or...?
I mean, for me,
I'm not bothered about the pies,
I expected it, but it's the reasons
after they gave.
Yeah, it wasn't...
That was nasty.
Yeah, that was personal.
That was not funny, not banter.
I had every right to pie Luca
after what he did.
Yeah.
That's why I did it.
But when you're going deep in,
and a personal attack on me,
it's a completely different story.
You guys have been friends,
like, from the start.
It's been the four of you
from the start.
It's the fact that they were
laughing afterwards.
And I was like, is that
the kind of human beings you are?
Yeah, they're fucking children.
Yeah, they weren't taking
it serious, sort of thing.
Just saying it just to piss you off.
Right, you'll be fine.
I'll leave you alone.
Thanks, babe.
Love you, guys.
Love ya.
After the way Billy
treated Danica,
her feelings for him have curdled.
Curdled like the festering cream
lodged down Indiyah's bikini top.
Now, that is poetry.
For me, babes, right,
this is a game,
but it also shows me exactly how
people are feeling, right?
And, yeah, that's fine,
it's a game, cool,
but now I know how you really feel.
Because if you genuinely felt
something towards me,
you would not let me stand there...
Yeah.
..and not even give me a kiss.
So the point is he's kissing Gemma,
who he evidently does fancy.
Yeah.
And then the marrying Paige,
who he fancied,
but it didn't work cos she
mugged him off. Yeah.
He should have left you alone
in the first place.
He just wants to stay in here.
I don't even know what he thinks
he's gonna say
to redeem himself.
Honestly.
I've actually held myself back
and been on this,
"Yeah, no pressure, no energy,"
you know, kind of train,
because I don't wanna get into
the situation I did with Josh. Yeah.
But really, realistically,
obviously, if I'm gonna be
coupled up with somebody,
I do want us to feel like
we're in a couple.
If you are getting to know
each other on that level,
you're doing intimate things,
what is this couple?
Well, yeah.
It's not just a booty call.
Yeah. Yeah, OK,
we don't need to move really fast,
but we need to be doing
couple-y things,
like sitting with each other
all the time,
messing around with each other.
Ask me to go into the pool,
stuff like this.
I've got to a point where,
because I've not had it
from anybody,
I think it's me that's wrong
for expecting that.
Yeah.
So then I sit there and go,
"I need to stop fucking thinking,
or trying to convince myself
"that these people will
eventually fall for me."
Because they fucking won't.
Yeah.
It's just pissed me off
that, once again, I'm back
in the same situation.
I don't wanna get upset,
but I'm literally sick of it.
Yeah.
Cos I'm like, why?
Why don't I deserve that?
I don't understand.
Don't be upset, babes.
I don't wanna hug you
and, like, make a scene,
like you're getting upset.
Not one person genuinely wants
to get to know me romantically.
I just don't understand.
Honestly, there's absolutely not
one thing wrong with you.
No.
I see all the little signs,
and I take it at a slow pace,
when actually, in reality,
that's just me,
like, putting a barrier up,
because I know that, deep down,
the person that I'm coupled up with
doesn't really wanna get to know me.
'I just don't get why
I can't just find somebody
'who just wants to get to know me.'
Some people have been
questioning Luca's judgement.
But he does have a good head
on his shoulders.
Unfortunately, that head
belongs to Albert Einstein.
Erm... I need to borrow Tash.
Do you wanna have a chat with him?
Mm.
Do you want me to leave ya?
It's fine.
All right. I erm...
I wanted to speak to you, cos,
obviously, I've seen you're upset.
It's inevitable.
I don't wanna be the guy that...
who's made another girl cry because
I took a challenge too far,
or what I said too far.
I think maybe this time, I have.
Erm...
there's no right or, like...
tit for tat.
When you said we ain't mates, I took
it a bit to heart because...
..I did think we were mates.
I didn't say that, I said...
You did.
Obviously you weren't a true friend.
I do apologise for how
I've come across.
I promise you now,
I do not wanna see you upset.
I think, for me,
it's just more like,
I've always had yours
and Gemma's back. You have.
Every time you've had a situation,
I've always been there for you both.
But, today,
digging at my personality.
Dami had something nasty
to say as well.
My digs have never been personal
to you.
Because I genuinely think
you're a lovely girl.
I don't dislike you at all.
It's just the situation with Andrew
that I haven't forgotten,
and it don't need to be brought up,
in my opinion, any more.
And outside of challenges,
I've never brought...
I don't bring them up to you
or Andrew,
cos I want you to be happy,
and I want you to get on.
I was muggy, because if someone done
that to Gemma, I wouldn't like it.
And I just think I'm such
an easy option to go for.
I am gonna get pied the most.
But it was just the reasons...
Well, I got it in the boys,
didn't I?
But you didn't have harsh reasons.
I didn't care about the pies,
it was about what people said after.
Have said.
At the end of the day,
I've always reiterated,
I do want you to be happy.
It was out of line,
and I'll admit that.
But I actually genuinely do feel bad
right now for what I said.
That's fine.
And I am sorry.
I genuinely appreciate you
coming to... say sorry.
Give me a hug.
Never in my life
do I wanna make a girl cry.
'And seeing how she reacted
after that challenge...'
I instantly realised that I did...
did go a bit too far.
So, Luca's
finally eating humble pie.
It will taste better that
that skooshy pound shop cream thing
he had rammed in his face.
And over at the pool,
Paige wants the skinny on Billy.
Has she talked with him yet,
do you know?
No.
What's he said about it?
He told the boys that the salon
was opened.
With Danica?
Yeah.
No, none of the girls know this.
Yeah, I know, but you don't...
that he only thing
he's messed up with.
He shouldn't have done
that the other night,
if he was gonna...
Why did he not just at least
snog or marry her?
When he's already done all that...
It doesn't make sense? Yeah.
Yeah. I get that.
I snogged Danica,
but I knew, like,
I'm obviously gonna marry you.
A bit like...
But, like, you've got to do one
or the other.
Mate, you've fucked it.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
You've royally fucked it.
Whatever.
That's what I'm talking about.
It was just banter.
I'm gonna chat to her.
I can't be bothered with this shit.
Hmm, I don't think that is banter,
really.
Oh, Billy!
What have you done?
'You're gonna get absolutely grilled
now.'
I can't go without banter.
And... that's put me in...
in a ditch, innit?
Right, take a seat in the office.
It's not good.
Right...
Look at me.
No, because I'm not doing
this where... No, stop.
No, because this is how you get out
of situations.
It's not. It ain't about getting out
of something.
It's about me explaining myself.
Cool. Because I know
what you're thinking now.
Yeah.
Do you know what I mean?
It's a challenge, I thought,
"Do you know what?
"Why am I just gonna snog someone
that everyone knows
"and... or marry someone
that everyone knows?
"It's just... It's not funny."
Yeah.
And I get that,
it is a game, and, you know,
I do see that you probably did
want to do it just to be funny
because that is you and it is a bit
of banter, and, yeah, why not?
That's all it was.
But...
I do get that, but I feel like,
at the same time,
like, I've been
through this before in here.
Yeah, and that's now
why I regret it because I think,
maybe if you didn't have
all that before,
then you were be like,
"Oh, that's jokes."
Do you know what I mean?
Cos I'm all for having
a bit of fun and whatever,
but when it gets to a point
where I'm just like, well...
I'm gonna end up getting
myself hurt. I get you.
I get you, I get you.
I do understand.
I wonder how Danica
and Billy's chat's going.
Yeah, that's...
I feel the most for Danica.
It's just Danica's situation
is a bit...
Why?
He's in a couple with her,
they've been intimate,
all that stuff,
and he's not picked her
for kiss, for marry...
Or pie.
Or pie.
He could have even pied her
in the funniest way.
Just for a joke. Yeah.
Yeah, but, apparently,
they did stuff.
How do you even know that?
What?
Adam.
Oh, Adam's just told you lot now?
I don't like that, I can't lie.
That's pissed me off.
I could see myself moving forwardly
in a romantic sort
of scenario with you.
So, if you know in yourself
that that's not what it's gonna
be for you... Yeah.
..then it's a case of, well,
then I'm gonna remove myself
from the situation.
I know you mean.
I know why you're annoyed.
And I do get it.
But, for me, right now...
Yeah.
I'm going to be real with you,
I'm not feeling that romantic
side of things. Mm-hm.
Whereas in, like, right,
OK, it's clicked.
But... that doesn't mean
I'm not gonna feel it.
Like, there's clearly,
like, a sexual attraction there,
there's clearly a banter attraction.
Yeah, of course.
Which is good.
No, it is.
It's so hard.
It's just... I don't know.
Yeah.
But that whole thing,
I'm sorry for doing that.
Yeah, it's cool.
It's a weird one with Danica.
It's just like...
I haven't felt that click yet.
I just told her straight,
"Look, I haven't had that yet.
"Doesn't mean I'm not gonna have it,
but...
"I'm not gonna waste your time
either."
So, I don't want you to think...
don't think I care about you
or whatever. I do. Mm.
I don't want it to come off like...
I'm against you.
From here on...
The thing is,
I do support you and Andrew's...
I actually do support you guys'
relationship.
Obviously, we have our own opinions
about everything,
and that's what we're using
to, like, to just...
Yeah.
..to say this is why.
I've said you always get away
with everything.
Mm. I thought it was funny,
you always get away with everything,
so you're not gonna get away
from this pie.
That's literally all I said to you.
Yeah.
I didn't want it to be like, ah,
like I'm ganging up on you.
I actually want to be your friend.
I don't want it to be tense.
I don't want you to feel
like I don't have your back or
no-one has your back.
I do actually have your back.
No, I appreciate that.
I just think, for me,
it was just kind of like,
me and Andrew are on
a new chapter now, like...
Yeah. And when you have things
like this, it's like...
it affects Andrew as well
as just me. Yeah.
And we're both trying to,
you know, push through it.
I don't have any more jokes.
I'm done now!
No, I appreciate that.
Actually will have your back here.
No, I really appreciate that.
So, you know...
I stink of cream, thanks to you.
You smell like what?
It's thanks to me?!
No, I stink.
We all stink!
I smell like cream as well, man.
Yeah, yeah. I got three.
As the Islanders
begin to get ready
for another evening in paradise,
Dami's having some serious trouble
with his ring.
Much like I did the morning after
I ate that out-of-date pie.
All right, let's find this ring
for you.
Got it.
Can I just tell you something?
I think Billy's told the boys
about you two being intimate.
And Adam told Ekin
when you was on the daybed,
"Oh, yeah, they've been intimate."
As two people that are our friends,
obviously Andrew's our boy,
I get it as well from her side.
Hmm.
Same. Those knock-downs,
especially when they're just trying
to be a couple.
They just need to forget it.
Just forget it and let it be.
I just feel like I'm obviously
really severely pissed off
because he's not only done that
to me in the challenge,
he's obviously then gone
and actually told the boys.
Hmm. No.
Yeah, it's a dick move.
A dick move.
I just dunno if I'm feeling it.
Not feeling it?
Yeah, it's just weird,
I'm not forcing nothing.
D'you know what I mean?
What are you gonna do now?
Tell her tonight, probably.
This is £50, Ekin.
Oh, Davide,
I'll give it to you later.
OK, thank you.
Yeah.
Cheers to making amazing memories
and having fun.
Cheers!
Luca and Dami
have some serious apologising to do.
They insulted Andrew,
questioned his relationship,
and at dinner when Andrew
ordered his steak rare,
they cooked it medium.
I wanna start off by saying
we know we've probably overdone it,
do you know what I mean?
And we have to give you guys
a fair shot
cos you guys are now boyfriend
and girlfriend, it's a big ting.
So I feel like, obviously,
everyone's gonna say their own
piece, but, like, from here on,
it's more about letting you guys
just be happy
with this new thing you're doing
and just supporting you guys fully.
And letting those opinions
we already had
just, kind of, be gone
cos we do want you to be happy,
at the end of the day.
And if she makes you happy,
then we've gotta support it,
do you know what I mean?
And made up with Tasha as well,
talked to Tasha, you know?
Cos I do love the girl,
and I do love you, so...
I appreciate that.
I think, like...
the game, and, honestly,
for you guys to pie her,
that's honestly fine.
I was kind of expecting it.
It's the comments, yeah.
It was just...
..a bit over the top
and, like, just wasn't really funny,
in my opinion.
We have taken the piss,
I'm not gonna lie.
And she's Gemma's best mate,
you're like one of my best mates
in here, and...
it wasn't fair for me to do that,
and I'll admit that.
I'm not gonna lie,
I was fucking pissed off.
But, yeah, let's move on.
You know I love you boys
and that's why it hurt more.
Yeah. I'm in the middle, I'm like,
"What the fuck do I do?"
Anyway, let's move on, come here.
'Obviously, it's quite fresh
right now.'
I appreciate everything they've said
and they've realised
they took it too far.
I'm happy that they have realised.
Hopefully, it just
doesn't happen again.
I told Billy
the time had come
to clear some things up.
Not the glasses, you fool!
With Danica!
Honestly, men!
How you feeling?
Um... Quite...
I feel like I'm quite
mixed emotions,
I feel like, at the moment.
Got upstairs and obviously
was informed
that certain things
may have got relayed to the boys
about our situation in the bedroom.
I actually didn't really
plan on telling anybody.
Really? Like, to me,
I just didn't really feel
like it was relevant
for people to know.
So, obviously, I was a little bit
upset, if I'm honest,
cos I just feel like there could've
been just a little heads-up
that maybe you'd told the guys.
Ah.
I thought they all knew because
of the way everyone was acting.
And I was like, "OK, she's obviously
told them as well."
Do you know what I mean?
It just feels like there's maybe
a lack of respect for me...
No, there's definitely not.
That's not how it was...
Yeah, I'm fine now.
Like, it's cool.
..like, at all. But...
I just had a little think earlier,
and I was just like...
for me, to be in here, and...
lead someone on is not how I am.
Yeah. At all.
Like, it's not...
I didn't come in here thinking,
"Right.
"If I don't feel it, I'm just
gonna carry on, carry on, carry on."
Yeah.
Like, I can't do that.
No.
That's just not how I am.
Your feelings are your feelings,
do you know what I mean? Of course.
That's fine. If that's how you feel,
that's how you feel.
Yeah, like, you and me have got
to stay true to what we feel.
Mm-hm.
Do you know what I mean?
So, it's worrying me,
because now I'm thinking...
"where is this going?"
Mm-hm.
Because I just think
if that click was gonna come,
it would've came.
Yeah.
This is the fifth time now that,
you know,
I kind of have been given the no.
He wants to slam that door shut.
That's fine.
Don't wave on your way out.
See you later. The door's locked,
the key's been thrown away,
and you can stay the fuck away.
And do you know what, quite frankly,
he was fucking punching anyway,
so...
Ha-ha! You know what?
I could listen to Danica
all night long!
Which is lucky, cos in this villa,
you don't really have a choice.
Danica's voice is so loud,
I can hear it from here.
Hm, yeah, you can hear it from here.
Last night, I was thinking...
Hm.
..I want to enjoy this time left.
Good.
I hope everything will go well,
you know?
I promise, you don't have to worry.
You know what? You really calm me.
I don't know why.
But then you also make me silly
as well.
Like, I can laugh with you.
I always wanted a partner
who I could laugh with
and be serious with.
And here you are.
It's here.
My mum was like, "I hope you meet
the love of your life
"on Love Island.
"It's about time. You're 27 now."
No, yeah. Will she care, Mama...?
If you're happy. Yeah,
if I'm happy, and if you love me.
Say if she loves you
and she cares about you...
If I "ti amo, Davide".
Yeah.
It's not "tay amo," it's "ti amo".
Right?
Ti amo.
Ti amo.
Billy's decided to put Danica
out of sight and out of mind,
but not out of hearing,
cos that simply isn't possible.
Hm, it's not clicked, and I'm not
wasting time. It's pointless.
That's fair enough. So I'm not
gonna waste my time or waste yours.
At the end of the day, like,
you might click with someone else
in here, so crack on...
sort of thing.
I haven't felt that click.
Yeah, I felt, like,
a sexual connection, I felt a...
attractive, like, sort of
connection, but not the romance.
I'm not a dick, but it's come across
like I'm a dick,
and I don't like it.
You are a little bit.
Why?!
A smidge.
What the fuck have I done?!
You said to her
she ticked all your fucking boxes.
No... Now you're telling her
to pack up the boxes, mate.
Yeah, because she was
ticking the boxes.
And then I've got on,
and then I've gone...
"I'm not feeling it, I'm not
feeling it, I'm not feeling it."
I can't help how I feel.
All you did was get a little bit
too excited in bed,
which you shouldn't have, because
you didn't know if you were 100%.
That's it.
Dami's so relieved
he managed to find that ring.
The chances of him finding
another one in a Kinder Egg
are virtually zero.
What's up, sweetness?
"What's up, sweetness?"
So, how do you feel after...?
You look really nice today.
You look good too.
Thanks. Yeah, so...
I like that you aren't really mad
after today's challenge,
cos after I...
Why not?
Obviously, you were...
You're a dramatic babe.
Yeah, you went in with the kiss,
though.
Did I?
I know it's just a challenge,
but you defo milked it.
Really? Yeah.
Fuck, did I? You think so?
Yeah. I feel like...
I know it's just a game,
but I'm not sure
why she reciprocated.
I mean, you kissed Deji too.
I literally just...
Mmm, woman, you were going...
There was no tongues.
There was about to be, but...
No, there wasn't! I pulled away.
I didn't pull away,
but it stopped...
Yeah, yeah.
..naturally.
I've been thinking
about a lot of stuff.
What you thinking about?
I don't know.
When I go back to Ireland,
I think I'm gonna move to London.
Really? Yeah. I think you should.
I think London will suit you.
Not just cos I'm there.
I know, yeah, I just think I will.
Step out of my comfort zone again,
do something different. Yeah.
That doesn't sound like
a shabby plan, to be fair. No.
But before I make that plan,
you have to come to Ireland.
Mm...
So, look at this.
Oh, my God!
Look at this, look at this.
I can't!
Look at me, look at me.
What are you doing?
Don't worry, not gonna ask you
to be my girlfriend yet. Relax.
You found it.
You are my girl, in a sense.
Yeah. I've taken on board
that that is what you are to me,
and, obviously, this ring
is a token of you being my baby.
Is that kind of like a promise ring?
I mean, we can say...
I mean,
it don't have to have any label,
but it can be that
if you want it to be that.
It's like a promise ring.
OK, promise ring.
Say "exclusive".
Even though I hate that word.
Is that what we're saying?
Is that what it is?
I don't know,
this is your situation!
Yeah, I ain't doing that with
anybody else, anyway, so it's cool.
You gonna take it, or...?
Yeah.
God, it fits on perfectly.
It's quite big.
It's quite cute, actually. Hmm.
Give me a kiss.
Give me a kissy-kiss. So cute.
I'm just letting her know that I'm
not really looking at anyone else,
I'm just looking at her.
I'm not trying to do anything
with anyone else.
Even without the labels or whatever,
she's my girl.
I can say that so confidently.
She is.
It's the end
of another day on Love Island,
or as Deji calls it,
"Chilling Like An Absolute Boss
Till A Woman Shows Up... Island".
Ah, brother...
welcome to the single club.
It is... what it is.
Off you go.
That's all you're getting tonight.
I'd never want to ask someone,
"Oh, let's be exclusive."
I'd rather just be boyfriend
and girlfriend.
You know, like, when you're buying
a house, and it says "under offer"?
It's not actually sold,
but everyone knows...
no point making a bid,
cos it's under offer.
So, Indiyah
is basically a girlfriend.
Just to reiterate, Dami doesn't like
the word "exclusive",
but we're literally
boyfriend and girlfriend,
but he hasn't met my mum yet.
I feel like I came in here
to find love, and here it is.
Aww!
D'you know what I mean?
I didn't see you a lot this evening,
Ekin. What were you...?
Me and Davide were having romantic,
sweet conversations.
Yeah, you were literally
gone with the wind.
We didn't mean it, but we learned
to say "I love you" in Italian.
You basically told each other
you love each other?
Yeah, but not like...
Danica, honey, how are you now?
You and Billy.
Yeah.
Are you good?
Well, as good as I can be.
Erm, Billy, where are you
sleeping tonight, then?
In this bed, mate.
Where else would I be sleeping?
Are you friends
with benefits tonight?
No.
Shall I shave, or nah?
Is Tasha opening the salon?
Do you know what?
Fucking get it over with.
As ever,
the Islanders are waking up
with a camera pointed at them.
Happened to me once.
I came to on the front step
after a wee drinkie,
and my wife was filming it all
on the video doorbell.
Good morning.
Morning.
SHE SNEEZES Bless you.
How is everyone?
Good, good.
Morning.
Are you all excited for today?
Adam and Paige,
when did you guys sleep?
You guys were, like,
still giggling an hour ago.
Paige?
Not me, Dami.
No words, just giggles.
What do you think's
gonna happen today?
I need a man.
Did you pray
to the Love Island gods?
Yeah, I've been manifesting,
but they're not listening.
Morning, everyone.
I gotta do you first, because...
What fucking time
do you call this, Ekin?
Is this a joke?
Sorry, made myself coffee.
Yeah, we know, hon.
So, yesterday, where do we start?
We start at the challenge.
Feel like that was a big thing.
Mm.
A lot of us had some fun,
made some risky moves,
but yours...
Was stupidity.
Yeah, I don't think
you done the right thing.
Nah, I didn't think about it.
If I could've changed my decision,
I would've, definitely.
But it's happened and, you know,
sometimes you have got to think
about what the girl's gonna think.
Which I didn't.
So I think she knows that,
I know that.
I'm in the wrong, I admit it.
Obviously, not the best situation,
once again.
It's kind of getting
a little bit boring now.
Obviously,
me and Billy are now no longer,
so I am back to the drawing board
once again.
Single Pringle.
Just kinda shows that
what he felt wasn't anything,
and he obviously just coupled up
with me for convenience.
I'm sorry,
I do think it's a bit of bullshit.
And, to be honest,
quite frankly, he can piss off.
What about you in the challenge?
Made a risky move by kissing Summer.
Then, obviously, I knew I was gonna
propose to Indiyah after,
and I knew it was gonna be dramatic.
And it was.
That's part of the Indiyah effect.
Ring's still on her finger
this morning.
Just like that, mate.
Everything's good, like, you know.
So, how does married life feel?
Married life...
Ooh, marriage is a stretch.
But couple life,
boy and girl life, it feels great.
But just to hear those words and
to have it solidified, it's like...
Do you know what I mean?
What about you, Luca?
I think all the girls pied me.
Not all of them, but, like...
I got three, Dami got three.
I think it's just cos we're pricks,
to be honest.
You know you're strong.
You know Andrew's...
Oh, give off.
Ha-ha!
Are you joking?
I got a text!
Fuck off!
SCREAMING Wait, wait, wait!
VIP party, baby! Ha!
Oh, let's go.
Yes! VIP beach club, baby!
Pa-a-a-ar-tay!
This is honestly insane.
The fact we all get to go out
of the villa together is just...
Argh!
I'm wearing gold.
Gemma is wearing gold.
I am ready to get the tunes going.
Ho-ho! I'm so gassed. Oh, my God.
We've never been out with the boys.
How fun!
With music. Music!
Music, drink, vibes.
I'm with all my friends. Like, whoo!
'Out Out'
by Joel Corry and Jax Jones
Casa Amor,
and now a stunning beach club?
The producers on this show
really do have access
to some of Majorca's
most incredible buildings.
So why have I spent seven years
working in a corrugated iron shack
in the middle
of a concrete factory?!
Is that Joel Corry?
Islanders, welcome to the party!
CHEERING My name is Joel Corry!
I've got some bangers for you guys.
Love Island 2022, let's go!
He-e-ey!
Whoo!
'Head & Heart'
by Joel Corry feat. MNEK
You know the words
to this one. Sing along!
Whoo!
Before I go, I've gotta
take a selfie with you lot.
Yes, let's do it!
Enjoy your time in the villa!
I'll see you guys later.
Joel Corry
would've carried on playing,
but the police were called
about the noise.
It wasn't his music, it was Danica
having a chat with the other girls.
So, Danica...?
Yeah?
How are you? How are you feeling
after last night?
Obviously, it's a little bit shit.
I feel like I've had it quite hard
in here already,
and sort of to add another one
to the bunch is a little bit sad.
Yeah, it's a little bit shit.
Do you feel like,
with things that happened yesterday,
everything with the whole thing
with the intimacy thing...
All of that, I mean,
from what I think,
that is a dickish move...
Yeah.
..and I feel like, as a woman,
you need to stand for your rights.
OK.
And you need to basically tell him,
"Nah.
"I'm ending it. It's over..."
Yeah... sort of thing.
Have you made that clear?
Erm... I feel like, yeah,
but then I feel like I let him off
very lightly with what happened.
I feel like I kind of...
I spoke about it and said,
"Look, I feel like it was
very disrespectful,
"and I feel like it shows the lack
of respect you have for me." Yeah.
Is that about me?
To disrespect you like that
and have no consequences
and get away with it,
like, lightly...
I know.
..I think it's a piss-take.
Relax!
I'm annoyed and upset with myself
that I've actually allowed somebody
as pathetic as that
to sort of make me change the way
I maybe would behave on the outside,
because I would've
shut that shit down yesterday.
Well, I'm gonna go over.
Let's all cheers
to strong, independent women
who empower each other in 2022.
Yeah, and who don't fucking take...
No more bullshit... no shit.
Yes! To strong women.
Who don't take shit.
Who don't take shit.
Come on, girl.
Cheers.
Go on.
We'll be waiting for you.
Excuse me, Deji, you mind if I just
have a chat, please? Thank you.
Yeah. That is cool.
I'm gonna take my drink.
Yep. You do that.
See you in a bit, boy.
Nice chatting to you. Love, bro.
You all right?
Erm, no. I'm not.
What's up?
Obviously, we had
a conversation yesterday,
and I don't feel like
I got things off my chest
that probably were needed to.
I think the whole situation
with you debriefing with the boys
is really fucking out of order,
and I feel like you don't really
understand or grasp
how wrong that was of you to do
without actually coming
and conferring with me first.
I'm baffled,
I'm honestly so baffled.
Yesterday, it was all good.
Yeah, of course... of course
you want it to be all good.
Now you wanna come over and start
shouting.
This is not me fucking shouting,
cos if you want me to shout...
You're swearing. Just chill.
Do not tell me to chill.
Do not tell me to chill.
You're swearing.
Don't. Do not...
Your tune has changed a lot
from yesterday.
Yeah, it has, because you know why?
I've had people come to me and say,
"What on earth are you
putting up with that shit for?"
That's other people. Not you.
Yeah, they're opening my eyes to see
how much of a pushover I've been,
cos your behaviour actually
has been really fucking disgusting.
It makes you look like a pig,
right...
A pig?
Yeah, it does.
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
"Whoa, whoa, whoa," what?
This is mad,
how your tune has changed.
"Tune has changed"?
It's mental.
What, cos you can't handle the fact
that you've actually
come across like a pig?
Did I not apologise?
Did I not say I was in the wrong?
You wanna go back on it.
Stop fucking going back.
Stop swearing,
or I'm not gonna talk to you.
Why am I not allowed to swear?
It's rude.
You're not my dad, you're not
my mum, you're not my boyfriend.
Exactly, so why are you swearing?
Because I wanna swear.
There's no way out.
She's literally got him
by the balls. There's no way out.
We've done something
between the two of us
which we both consented to,
but the point is you then, as a man,
or as a boy, shall I say,
because a man wouldn't behave
like this...
Oh, my God!
Yeah, cos that's got your ego going.
Your tune has changed mentally.
You've then gone... Shut up.
No, don't say that.
I can't be arsed with this.
You've then gone and ran to the boys
and not even let me know
this is what's been said.
You've walked all over me.
I've been...
No, I haven't. No, I have not.
No, actually shut your mouth.
I'm sorry for going straight up
to the guys and saying,
"Look, this is how things went."
It is what it is.
And I feel like the way
that you've even behaved,
even in this conversation,
I'm allowed to actually
sleep on things and go,
"I'm fucking worth more than that,"
and I am worth more than that.
Anyone would be lucky to have me.
I don't give a fuck
what you think about me, right?
I, quite frankly,
bring so much to the table,
and the fact that you didn't even
bother giving me a chance,
it just says it all.
Thank you for hearing me out.
Yeah, cool.
Of course, I had to do that as well.
Piss off.
Hmm?
Not you.
Fucking... oh, my God.
Just sit down, it's fine.
You OK?
Honestly, it's the same situation
with every single male.
"Well, I'm sorry you feel that way."
No, you're not sorry,
otherwise you wouldn't
have fucking done it.
Oh, my God, mate. This girl's drama!
I think this is it now.
This is where
I was supposed to be with you.
I feel like I want to do things
with you outside of the villa.
So, you've never been Italy?
No.
Where are you gonna take me first?
Sicily?
First we go Rome,
to see my parents and the family.
Oh!
And then we go down in Sicily.
Ti amo.
You believe that? You think that?
Are you saying just...?
You can say, "Ti voglio bene."
What? Ti voglio bene.
It's like "I love you,"
with more affection.
Say it one more time?
Ti voglio bene.
I can't hear you.
Ti voglio bene.
How was Joel Corry?
You have a good day?
Yeah, had a lush day.
It was nice seeing your dance moves
come out the woodwork.
What do you think? Rough? You're in
for a rough ride, and that...
Oh, my gosh. We have some work
to do, but I'll take it.
I think things are going
really, really well right now.
Couldn't really be better
in our first week, to be honest.
But I know that we've taken it slow,
and I feel that was
the right thing to do.
Just wanted to see, like,
what you were feeling right now.
You are ticking quite a few boxes,
I'm not gonna lie. Quite a few?
Everyone's noticing it. Like,
"Paige you're so much happier."
It maybe has a little bit
to do with you, like,
or maybe not, but...
And I've proposed already.
Yeah, you did, and it was
the cutest speech of them all, 100%.
Look, I mean,
everyone's pretty in the villa,
but, I mean, you are the only one
that I can actually see
going somewhere with,
and I'm not really here
to mess about.
I think that you can tell that I'm
sort of fully invested in you now.
Big words, Adam.
No, but you're the only person
I think
that I could see it working with
on the outside. Yeah.
It's a good place to be in.
Mm.
I didn't expect to come in
and connect with someone like this.
To be honest, I thought I was just
gonna come in and do whatever...
And then we just got on from,
like, the first day, really. Yeah.
Like, I hate the word "settle down",
cos it sounds like
you're being boring.
Mm.
But... you know, it's like...
That's sort of what I want
after the villa this time.
Mm, yeah, for sure.
No, things are definitely
going in the right direction.
Mm. I think so.
Yeah?
'Better'
by Sonny Fodera
Guess who's here.
It's the Whitmore.
I tried to join her, but I wasn't
allowed in the club with flip-flops.
Oh, shit's happening.
God, it's Laura. It's Laura.
Oh, shi-i-i-it!
Hey!
Oh, my God. Wow, first of all.
Hello, Islanders.
How are yous all doing?
Fantastic.
Great.
Yeah? Having a good time?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah?
I'm not here
to join in on the fun, sadly.
And I'm afraid the party is over.
Could you all please line up
by the pool?
Welcome to Majorca's
Vibe Club, home of music, dancing
and the annual
Love Island staring contest.
Round one! Fight!
I can tell from your faces
you're wondering why I'm here.
The public have been voting
for their favourite boy
and their favourite girl.
So the two girls
with the fewest votes
and the two boys
with the fewest votes
risk being dumped from the island
tonight.
Those dumped from the island
will leave immediately.
They will not be returning
to the villa.
In no particular order,
I will reveal the two girls
who received the fewest votes...
and are therefore vulnerable.
The first girl at risk is...
..Danica.
Danica, please step forward.
The second girl
who could leave tonight is...
..Summer.
Summer, please step forward.
Danica and Summer,
please come and stand by me here.
I will now reveal the names
of the two boys
who received the fewest votes,
and therefore risk being dumped
from the island tonight.
The first boy whose place
is at risk is...
..Billy.
The second boy who could be
going home today is...
..Dami.
Billy and Dami, please come
and stand over here by me.
Billy and Dami, Summer and Danica,
I'm sorry, you have received
the fewest votes from the public.
You are all vulnerable.
I can tell you that one boy
and one girl
will not be returning
to the villa tonight.
And that decision is in the hands
of your fellow Islanders.
on Love Island...
a challenge led to clashes.
Rub of the feet of the Islander
you think has been walked over
the most.
If they really think that,
I don't really wanna be
friends with them.
I'm just pissed off that's it's you
and Luca, my best mates.
Why say all that shit?
And clearly,
you aren't a true friend, so...
Tonight...
..guess who's back...
for a dramatic dumping.
Do not tell me to chill.
Shut up.
It makes you look like a pig.
The two girls and the two boys
with the fewest votes
risk being dumped
from the island tonight.
So far,
Snog, Marry, Pie's taught us
that Tasha's still annoyed
with Luca,
Indiyah still hasn't forgiven Dami,
and in this heat, it takes
30 seconds for cream to go rancid.
And now it's the boys' turn
to choose,
with Billy up first.
I wasn't expecting a snog
from Billy,
especially after I just pied him.
Is this guy for real?
Like, what is he playing at?
I decided to snog this girl
because I don't care if I get pied.
It's just banter.
Paigey-Waigey,
you're wife material, so you've got
the ring on your finger.
Oh, thanks, baby.
Not even a kiss or married?
Nah, fuck off.
It's fucking rude.
It's banter, it's a game,
do you know what I mean?
If I snogged her, it's boring.
Brought you back home from Casa,
three days later,
does one for another geezer.
You know why.
Do you know what I mean?
Next up,
it's Andrew's turn.
All right, snogging Paige
cos I think she's one of
the sweetest girls in the villa,
and I don't think she's ever
put a foot wrong, in my eyes.
And it's pretty obvious
what I'm gonna do.
Pretty obvious.
Pretty obvious what I'm gonna do.
Marrying Tasha.
She asked me out, so it's only right
that I propose to her stop
and, obviously,
I'm in love with the girl.
And she's stunning.
No.
The reason I pied you
is because I absolutely love Davide,
and the whole Jay incident,
I didn't really think it was great,
but you're all good now,
so don't worry about it.
Love ya.
Thank you. Love you, too.
In the past, I did make mistakes.
I'm an easy target.
Davide is up next.
Oh.
Oh.
The way Davide
was kissing Paige,
like, that was a real big snog,
and I was a bit like...
I decided to snog Paige because,
well, we didn't have a kiss
since the beginning of the villa,
so... it was the best reason.
I would marry and pie
at the same time, Ekin-Su,
but Andrew already saw to it with
the cake, so I'm gonna marry you.
I wouldn't marry you right now,
but...
Just get on with it.
..the hope is for the near future,
you know? Mm-hm.
Sometimes we kiss,
sometimes we argue,
sometimes we wanna throw food
at each other.
I wish I could do to you.
I'm joking!
I'm joking.
Oh, no way!
So, yeah, just because she said me
and Ekin were the fakest couple.
Tasha was the only one
that I had actually a good reason
to pie her.
It's Deji's turn
to Snog, Marry, Pie.
Ooh!
What?!
Oh, my God!
Indiyah, your face...
It was... It was nice.
It wasn't, like, obviously,
who I expected it from,
but, you know,
beggars can't be choosers.
Obviously,
you've had a hard time in here.
I feel like you deserve 100%
because you give 100%.
Little bit of bling on that thing.
Is he marrying her?
Oh, Indiyah, Indiyah.
Hmm?
It's not possible.
It's not possible,
it's not possible.
He's just salty
because I broke his heart,
but it's not my fault.
Do you know what I mean?
Paigey-Cakey.
Hey, honey bun.
You deserve it, man. Come on.
Indiyah,
you're having a tough day, darling!
But you know what? It's fine.
You know what I mean?
How can you not love Paige, man?
Honestly, everyone there
should have given her a ring.
What the fuck?!
Tasha...
No way. No way!
Oh, come on, Indiyah.
I love you.
I don't love you!
As a friend!
What we had in Casa was a vibe,
we came in, good vibes.
But I don't want peace.
I want problems, always!
Do you know what? It's all bants and
it's all love between me and Deji.
I was absolutely expecting the pie,
but he played it well.
He actually tricked me,
I'm not gonna lie.
It's Dami's chance
to step up.
Oh, my days.
Oh, wow. Wow!
That's not funny, that's not funny.
Oh, my God.
Drama ain't over, baby!
Are you joking?
Shut the hell up!
Throw the ring in the pool.
Yeah, but, anyway,
I felt like I deserved a pie,
and I felt like...
Will you shut up, man?!
But, obviously, you're the only one
I wanna be with, so...
I wanna be with you, too,
but that kiss was a bit too much.
I was like, "Do you really think
you're gonna snog Summer
"and then come and marry me?"
I think not.
Oh!
Anyways...
Whoo!
Whoo!
The reason why I decided
to pie you...
I feel like you usually get away
with a lot of stuff, but this pie,
you weren't gonna get away with,
basically.
Next, with his eye
on the pie, it's Adam.
Danica's happy!
She's gassed now, innit?
I did have two cheeky kisses,
which was a nice little booster,
a little pick-me-up after the shit
that I basically had to watch
from Billy.
I think... we all knew this
was coming.
I would like to marry Paige
because I think the boys all agree
she's definitely wifey material,
and you're definitely
the only person
I see actually having a future
with outside the villa.
Aw, that's sweet.
Ekin-Su-ey.
This...
I've decided to pie Ekin-Su
because...
with all the flirting that keeps
on getting played down to the girls
and played down to Davide,
I think, once people look,
- they might see something else.
- Oh!
No!
Bravo! Bravo!
What a game.
Last to go is Luca.
Come here.
That was good.
I kissed Ekin cos you're obviously
Gem's best mate in here,
you looked after each other in Casa,
and you're always there for her,
so thank you. Any time.
So, obviously, we had a little kiss
from Luca because he respected
that I looked out for Gemma
and I was a good friend.
It was sweet to see that Luca
can see that. It made me very happy.
Right, the reason
I wanna marry this girl...
Hopefully in a few years, anyway,
it'll happen,
but everyone sees
how much I love her,
and hopefully I do spend
the rest of my life with you.
Aww!
I married Luca, Luca married me.
I want, like, an actual, proper
big diamond ring next time, thanks.
Listen, you're all lovely girls.
Erm... yeah.
I could give you
a list as long as Adam,
but we'll let it go for today,
and it is just a game, so...
It's just a game.
It is just a game.
It's just a game.
Just a game.
Just like that time
I ate a raw out-of-date Fray Bentos
I found in the boot of a hire car,
the pie experience has left Andrew
sick to the stomach.
What is going on?
How are you feeling after that?
I've got no time for them two
no more.
Honest opinion, they're twats.
Luca and Dami?
Yeah. They're twats.
Yeah... There's banter,
and then there's that.
That was not banter.
No, that was...
And it wasn't just a game.
That did become very personal. Yep.
Now, and I absolutely hear
that at the end of the day,
that is your girlfriend now,
and for anyone...
Like, they know that would
make you upset. Yeah.
No, they're pricks.
It's just a little bit far,
isn't it?
Like you say, it is just a game,
so why are you making it personal?
Hmm. Exactly.
Hey.
Hey.
You all right?
Do you want me to go?
Huh?
You can have a chat with Andrew.
No, it's fine.
Are you sure? Yeah.
Do you wanna talk about it, or...?
I mean, for me,
I'm not bothered about the pies,
I expected it, but it's the reasons
after they gave.
Yeah, it wasn't...
That was nasty.
Yeah, that was personal.
That was not funny, not banter.
I had every right to pie Luca
after what he did.
Yeah.
That's why I did it.
But when you're going deep in,
and a personal attack on me,
it's a completely different story.
You guys have been friends,
like, from the start.
It's been the four of you
from the start.
It's the fact that they were
laughing afterwards.
And I was like, is that
the kind of human beings you are?
Yeah, they're fucking children.
Yeah, they weren't taking
it serious, sort of thing.
Just saying it just to piss you off.
Right, you'll be fine.
I'll leave you alone.
Thanks, babe.
Love you, guys.
Love ya.
After the way Billy
treated Danica,
her feelings for him have curdled.
Curdled like the festering cream
lodged down Indiyah's bikini top.
Now, that is poetry.
For me, babes, right,
this is a game,
but it also shows me exactly how
people are feeling, right?
And, yeah, that's fine,
it's a game, cool,
but now I know how you really feel.
Because if you genuinely felt
something towards me,
you would not let me stand there...
Yeah.
..and not even give me a kiss.
So the point is he's kissing Gemma,
who he evidently does fancy.
Yeah.
And then the marrying Paige,
who he fancied,
but it didn't work cos she
mugged him off. Yeah.
He should have left you alone
in the first place.
He just wants to stay in here.
I don't even know what he thinks
he's gonna say
to redeem himself.
Honestly.
I've actually held myself back
and been on this,
"Yeah, no pressure, no energy,"
you know, kind of train,
because I don't wanna get into
the situation I did with Josh. Yeah.
But really, realistically,
obviously, if I'm gonna be
coupled up with somebody,
I do want us to feel like
we're in a couple.
If you are getting to know
each other on that level,
you're doing intimate things,
what is this couple?
Well, yeah.
It's not just a booty call.
Yeah. Yeah, OK,
we don't need to move really fast,
but we need to be doing
couple-y things,
like sitting with each other
all the time,
messing around with each other.
Ask me to go into the pool,
stuff like this.
I've got to a point where,
because I've not had it
from anybody,
I think it's me that's wrong
for expecting that.
Yeah.
So then I sit there and go,
"I need to stop fucking thinking,
or trying to convince myself
"that these people will
eventually fall for me."
Because they fucking won't.
Yeah.
It's just pissed me off
that, once again, I'm back
in the same situation.
I don't wanna get upset,
but I'm literally sick of it.
Yeah.
Cos I'm like, why?
Why don't I deserve that?
I don't understand.
Don't be upset, babes.
I don't wanna hug you
and, like, make a scene,
like you're getting upset.
Not one person genuinely wants
to get to know me romantically.
I just don't understand.
Honestly, there's absolutely not
one thing wrong with you.
No.
I see all the little signs,
and I take it at a slow pace,
when actually, in reality,
that's just me,
like, putting a barrier up,
because I know that, deep down,
the person that I'm coupled up with
doesn't really wanna get to know me.
'I just don't get why
I can't just find somebody
'who just wants to get to know me.'
Some people have been
questioning Luca's judgement.
But he does have a good head
on his shoulders.
Unfortunately, that head
belongs to Albert Einstein.
Erm... I need to borrow Tash.
Do you wanna have a chat with him?
Mm.
Do you want me to leave ya?
It's fine.
All right. I erm...
I wanted to speak to you, cos,
obviously, I've seen you're upset.
It's inevitable.
I don't wanna be the guy that...
who's made another girl cry because
I took a challenge too far,
or what I said too far.
I think maybe this time, I have.
Erm...
there's no right or, like...
tit for tat.
When you said we ain't mates, I took
it a bit to heart because...
..I did think we were mates.
I didn't say that, I said...
You did.
Obviously you weren't a true friend.
I do apologise for how
I've come across.
I promise you now,
I do not wanna see you upset.
I think, for me,
it's just more like,
I've always had yours
and Gemma's back. You have.
Every time you've had a situation,
I've always been there for you both.
But, today,
digging at my personality.
Dami had something nasty
to say as well.
My digs have never been personal
to you.
Because I genuinely think
you're a lovely girl.
I don't dislike you at all.
It's just the situation with Andrew
that I haven't forgotten,
and it don't need to be brought up,
in my opinion, any more.
And outside of challenges,
I've never brought...
I don't bring them up to you
or Andrew,
cos I want you to be happy,
and I want you to get on.
I was muggy, because if someone done
that to Gemma, I wouldn't like it.
And I just think I'm such
an easy option to go for.
I am gonna get pied the most.
But it was just the reasons...
Well, I got it in the boys,
didn't I?
But you didn't have harsh reasons.
I didn't care about the pies,
it was about what people said after.
Have said.
At the end of the day,
I've always reiterated,
I do want you to be happy.
It was out of line,
and I'll admit that.
But I actually genuinely do feel bad
right now for what I said.
That's fine.
And I am sorry.
I genuinely appreciate you
coming to... say sorry.
Give me a hug.
Never in my life
do I wanna make a girl cry.
'And seeing how she reacted
after that challenge...'
I instantly realised that I did...
did go a bit too far.
So, Luca's
finally eating humble pie.
It will taste better that
that skooshy pound shop cream thing
he had rammed in his face.
And over at the pool,
Paige wants the skinny on Billy.
Has she talked with him yet,
do you know?
No.
What's he said about it?
He told the boys that the salon
was opened.
With Danica?
Yeah.
No, none of the girls know this.
Yeah, I know, but you don't...
that he only thing
he's messed up with.
He shouldn't have done
that the other night,
if he was gonna...
Why did he not just at least
snog or marry her?
When he's already done all that...
It doesn't make sense? Yeah.
Yeah. I get that.
I snogged Danica,
but I knew, like,
I'm obviously gonna marry you.
A bit like...
But, like, you've got to do one
or the other.
Mate, you've fucked it.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
You've royally fucked it.
Whatever.
That's what I'm talking about.
It was just banter.
I'm gonna chat to her.
I can't be bothered with this shit.
Hmm, I don't think that is banter,
really.
Oh, Billy!
What have you done?
'You're gonna get absolutely grilled
now.'
I can't go without banter.
And... that's put me in...
in a ditch, innit?
Right, take a seat in the office.
It's not good.
Right...
Look at me.
No, because I'm not doing
this where... No, stop.
No, because this is how you get out
of situations.
It's not. It ain't about getting out
of something.
It's about me explaining myself.
Cool. Because I know
what you're thinking now.
Yeah.
Do you know what I mean?
It's a challenge, I thought,
"Do you know what?
"Why am I just gonna snog someone
that everyone knows
"and... or marry someone
that everyone knows?
"It's just... It's not funny."
Yeah.
And I get that,
it is a game, and, you know,
I do see that you probably did
want to do it just to be funny
because that is you and it is a bit
of banter, and, yeah, why not?
That's all it was.
But...
I do get that, but I feel like,
at the same time,
like, I've been
through this before in here.
Yeah, and that's now
why I regret it because I think,
maybe if you didn't have
all that before,
then you were be like,
"Oh, that's jokes."
Do you know what I mean?
Cos I'm all for having
a bit of fun and whatever,
but when it gets to a point
where I'm just like, well...
I'm gonna end up getting
myself hurt. I get you.
I get you, I get you.
I do understand.
I wonder how Danica
and Billy's chat's going.
Yeah, that's...
I feel the most for Danica.
It's just Danica's situation
is a bit...
Why?
He's in a couple with her,
they've been intimate,
all that stuff,
and he's not picked her
for kiss, for marry...
Or pie.
Or pie.
He could have even pied her
in the funniest way.
Just for a joke. Yeah.
Yeah, but, apparently,
they did stuff.
How do you even know that?
What?
Adam.
Oh, Adam's just told you lot now?
I don't like that, I can't lie.
That's pissed me off.
I could see myself moving forwardly
in a romantic sort
of scenario with you.
So, if you know in yourself
that that's not what it's gonna
be for you... Yeah.
..then it's a case of, well,
then I'm gonna remove myself
from the situation.
I know you mean.
I know why you're annoyed.
And I do get it.
But, for me, right now...
Yeah.
I'm going to be real with you,
I'm not feeling that romantic
side of things. Mm-hm.
Whereas in, like, right,
OK, it's clicked.
But... that doesn't mean
I'm not gonna feel it.
Like, there's clearly,
like, a sexual attraction there,
there's clearly a banter attraction.
Yeah, of course.
Which is good.
No, it is.
It's so hard.
It's just... I don't know.
Yeah.
But that whole thing,
I'm sorry for doing that.
Yeah, it's cool.
It's a weird one with Danica.
It's just like...
I haven't felt that click yet.
I just told her straight,
"Look, I haven't had that yet.
"Doesn't mean I'm not gonna have it,
but...
"I'm not gonna waste your time
either."
So, I don't want you to think...
don't think I care about you
or whatever. I do. Mm.
I don't want it to come off like...
I'm against you.
From here on...
The thing is,
I do support you and Andrew's...
I actually do support you guys'
relationship.
Obviously, we have our own opinions
about everything,
and that's what we're using
to, like, to just...
Yeah.
..to say this is why.
I've said you always get away
with everything.
Mm. I thought it was funny,
you always get away with everything,
so you're not gonna get away
from this pie.
That's literally all I said to you.
Yeah.
I didn't want it to be like, ah,
like I'm ganging up on you.
I actually want to be your friend.
I don't want it to be tense.
I don't want you to feel
like I don't have your back or
no-one has your back.
I do actually have your back.
No, I appreciate that.
I just think, for me,
it was just kind of like,
me and Andrew are on
a new chapter now, like...
Yeah. And when you have things
like this, it's like...
it affects Andrew as well
as just me. Yeah.
And we're both trying to,
you know, push through it.
I don't have any more jokes.
I'm done now!
No, I appreciate that.
Actually will have your back here.
No, I really appreciate that.
So, you know...
I stink of cream, thanks to you.
You smell like what?
It's thanks to me?!
No, I stink.
We all stink!
I smell like cream as well, man.
Yeah, yeah. I got three.
As the Islanders
begin to get ready
for another evening in paradise,
Dami's having some serious trouble
with his ring.
Much like I did the morning after
I ate that out-of-date pie.
All right, let's find this ring
for you.
Got it.
Can I just tell you something?
I think Billy's told the boys
about you two being intimate.
And Adam told Ekin
when you was on the daybed,
"Oh, yeah, they've been intimate."
As two people that are our friends,
obviously Andrew's our boy,
I get it as well from her side.
Hmm.
Same. Those knock-downs,
especially when they're just trying
to be a couple.
They just need to forget it.
Just forget it and let it be.
I just feel like I'm obviously
really severely pissed off
because he's not only done that
to me in the challenge,
he's obviously then gone
and actually told the boys.
Hmm. No.
Yeah, it's a dick move.
A dick move.
I just dunno if I'm feeling it.
Not feeling it?
Yeah, it's just weird,
I'm not forcing nothing.
D'you know what I mean?
What are you gonna do now?
Tell her tonight, probably.
This is £50, Ekin.
Oh, Davide,
I'll give it to you later.
OK, thank you.
Yeah.
Cheers to making amazing memories
and having fun.
Cheers!
Luca and Dami
have some serious apologising to do.
They insulted Andrew,
questioned his relationship,
and at dinner when Andrew
ordered his steak rare,
they cooked it medium.
I wanna start off by saying
we know we've probably overdone it,
do you know what I mean?
And we have to give you guys
a fair shot
cos you guys are now boyfriend
and girlfriend, it's a big ting.
So I feel like, obviously,
everyone's gonna say their own
piece, but, like, from here on,
it's more about letting you guys
just be happy
with this new thing you're doing
and just supporting you guys fully.
And letting those opinions
we already had
just, kind of, be gone
cos we do want you to be happy,
at the end of the day.
And if she makes you happy,
then we've gotta support it,
do you know what I mean?
And made up with Tasha as well,
talked to Tasha, you know?
Cos I do love the girl,
and I do love you, so...
I appreciate that.
I think, like...
the game, and, honestly,
for you guys to pie her,
that's honestly fine.
I was kind of expecting it.
It's the comments, yeah.
It was just...
..a bit over the top
and, like, just wasn't really funny,
in my opinion.
We have taken the piss,
I'm not gonna lie.
And she's Gemma's best mate,
you're like one of my best mates
in here, and...
it wasn't fair for me to do that,
and I'll admit that.
I'm not gonna lie,
I was fucking pissed off.
But, yeah, let's move on.
You know I love you boys
and that's why it hurt more.
Yeah. I'm in the middle, I'm like,
"What the fuck do I do?"
Anyway, let's move on, come here.
'Obviously, it's quite fresh
right now.'
I appreciate everything they've said
and they've realised
they took it too far.
I'm happy that they have realised.
Hopefully, it just
doesn't happen again.
I told Billy
the time had come
to clear some things up.
Not the glasses, you fool!
With Danica!
Honestly, men!
How you feeling?
Um... Quite...
I feel like I'm quite
mixed emotions,
I feel like, at the moment.
Got upstairs and obviously
was informed
that certain things
may have got relayed to the boys
about our situation in the bedroom.
I actually didn't really
plan on telling anybody.
Really? Like, to me,
I just didn't really feel
like it was relevant
for people to know.
So, obviously, I was a little bit
upset, if I'm honest,
cos I just feel like there could've
been just a little heads-up
that maybe you'd told the guys.
Ah.
I thought they all knew because
of the way everyone was acting.
And I was like, "OK, she's obviously
told them as well."
Do you know what I mean?
It just feels like there's maybe
a lack of respect for me...
No, there's definitely not.
That's not how it was...
Yeah, I'm fine now.
Like, it's cool.
..like, at all. But...
I just had a little think earlier,
and I was just like...
for me, to be in here, and...
lead someone on is not how I am.
Yeah. At all.
Like, it's not...
I didn't come in here thinking,
"Right.
"If I don't feel it, I'm just
gonna carry on, carry on, carry on."
Yeah.
Like, I can't do that.
No.
That's just not how I am.
Your feelings are your feelings,
do you know what I mean? Of course.
That's fine. If that's how you feel,
that's how you feel.
Yeah, like, you and me have got
to stay true to what we feel.
Mm-hm.
Do you know what I mean?
So, it's worrying me,
because now I'm thinking...
"where is this going?"
Mm-hm.
Because I just think
if that click was gonna come,
it would've came.
Yeah.
This is the fifth time now that,
you know,
I kind of have been given the no.
He wants to slam that door shut.
That's fine.
Don't wave on your way out.
See you later. The door's locked,
the key's been thrown away,
and you can stay the fuck away.
And do you know what, quite frankly,
he was fucking punching anyway,
so...
Ha-ha! You know what?
I could listen to Danica
all night long!
Which is lucky, cos in this villa,
you don't really have a choice.
Danica's voice is so loud,
I can hear it from here.
Hm, yeah, you can hear it from here.
Last night, I was thinking...
Hm.
..I want to enjoy this time left.
Good.
I hope everything will go well,
you know?
I promise, you don't have to worry.
You know what? You really calm me.
I don't know why.
But then you also make me silly
as well.
Like, I can laugh with you.
I always wanted a partner
who I could laugh with
and be serious with.
And here you are.
It's here.
My mum was like, "I hope you meet
the love of your life
"on Love Island.
"It's about time. You're 27 now."
No, yeah. Will she care, Mama...?
If you're happy. Yeah,
if I'm happy, and if you love me.
Say if she loves you
and she cares about you...
If I "ti amo, Davide".
Yeah.
It's not "tay amo," it's "ti amo".
Right?
Ti amo.
Ti amo.
Billy's decided to put Danica
out of sight and out of mind,
but not out of hearing,
cos that simply isn't possible.
Hm, it's not clicked, and I'm not
wasting time. It's pointless.
That's fair enough. So I'm not
gonna waste my time or waste yours.
At the end of the day, like,
you might click with someone else
in here, so crack on...
sort of thing.
I haven't felt that click.
Yeah, I felt, like,
a sexual connection, I felt a...
attractive, like, sort of
connection, but not the romance.
I'm not a dick, but it's come across
like I'm a dick,
and I don't like it.
You are a little bit.
Why?!
A smidge.
What the fuck have I done?!
You said to her
she ticked all your fucking boxes.
No... Now you're telling her
to pack up the boxes, mate.
Yeah, because she was
ticking the boxes.
And then I've got on,
and then I've gone...
"I'm not feeling it, I'm not
feeling it, I'm not feeling it."
I can't help how I feel.
All you did was get a little bit
too excited in bed,
which you shouldn't have, because
you didn't know if you were 100%.
That's it.
Dami's so relieved
he managed to find that ring.
The chances of him finding
another one in a Kinder Egg
are virtually zero.
What's up, sweetness?
"What's up, sweetness?"
So, how do you feel after...?
You look really nice today.
You look good too.
Thanks. Yeah, so...
I like that you aren't really mad
after today's challenge,
cos after I...
Why not?
Obviously, you were...
You're a dramatic babe.
Yeah, you went in with the kiss,
though.
Did I?
I know it's just a challenge,
but you defo milked it.
Really? Yeah.
Fuck, did I? You think so?
Yeah. I feel like...
I know it's just a game,
but I'm not sure
why she reciprocated.
I mean, you kissed Deji too.
I literally just...
Mmm, woman, you were going...
There was no tongues.
There was about to be, but...
No, there wasn't! I pulled away.
I didn't pull away,
but it stopped...
Yeah, yeah.
..naturally.
I've been thinking
about a lot of stuff.
What you thinking about?
I don't know.
When I go back to Ireland,
I think I'm gonna move to London.
Really? Yeah. I think you should.
I think London will suit you.
Not just cos I'm there.
I know, yeah, I just think I will.
Step out of my comfort zone again,
do something different. Yeah.
That doesn't sound like
a shabby plan, to be fair. No.
But before I make that plan,
you have to come to Ireland.
Mm...
So, look at this.
Oh, my God!
Look at this, look at this.
I can't!
Look at me, look at me.
What are you doing?
Don't worry, not gonna ask you
to be my girlfriend yet. Relax.
You found it.
You are my girl, in a sense.
Yeah. I've taken on board
that that is what you are to me,
and, obviously, this ring
is a token of you being my baby.
Is that kind of like a promise ring?
I mean, we can say...
I mean,
it don't have to have any label,
but it can be that
if you want it to be that.
It's like a promise ring.
OK, promise ring.
Say "exclusive".
Even though I hate that word.
Is that what we're saying?
Is that what it is?
I don't know,
this is your situation!
Yeah, I ain't doing that with
anybody else, anyway, so it's cool.
You gonna take it, or...?
Yeah.
God, it fits on perfectly.
It's quite big.
It's quite cute, actually. Hmm.
Give me a kiss.
Give me a kissy-kiss. So cute.
I'm just letting her know that I'm
not really looking at anyone else,
I'm just looking at her.
I'm not trying to do anything
with anyone else.
Even without the labels or whatever,
she's my girl.
I can say that so confidently.
She is.
It's the end
of another day on Love Island,
or as Deji calls it,
"Chilling Like An Absolute Boss
Till A Woman Shows Up... Island".
Ah, brother...
welcome to the single club.
It is... what it is.
Off you go.
That's all you're getting tonight.
I'd never want to ask someone,
"Oh, let's be exclusive."
I'd rather just be boyfriend
and girlfriend.
You know, like, when you're buying
a house, and it says "under offer"?
It's not actually sold,
but everyone knows...
no point making a bid,
cos it's under offer.
So, Indiyah
is basically a girlfriend.
Just to reiterate, Dami doesn't like
the word "exclusive",
but we're literally
boyfriend and girlfriend,
but he hasn't met my mum yet.
I feel like I came in here
to find love, and here it is.
Aww!
D'you know what I mean?
I didn't see you a lot this evening,
Ekin. What were you...?
Me and Davide were having romantic,
sweet conversations.
Yeah, you were literally
gone with the wind.
We didn't mean it, but we learned
to say "I love you" in Italian.
You basically told each other
you love each other?
Yeah, but not like...
Danica, honey, how are you now?
You and Billy.
Yeah.
Are you good?
Well, as good as I can be.
Erm, Billy, where are you
sleeping tonight, then?
In this bed, mate.
Where else would I be sleeping?
Are you friends
with benefits tonight?
No.
Shall I shave, or nah?
Is Tasha opening the salon?
Do you know what?
Fucking get it over with.
As ever,
the Islanders are waking up
with a camera pointed at them.
Happened to me once.
I came to on the front step
after a wee drinkie,
and my wife was filming it all
on the video doorbell.
Good morning.
Morning.
SHE SNEEZES Bless you.
How is everyone?
Good, good.
Morning.
Are you all excited for today?
Adam and Paige,
when did you guys sleep?
You guys were, like,
still giggling an hour ago.
Paige?
Not me, Dami.
No words, just giggles.
What do you think's
gonna happen today?
I need a man.
Did you pray
to the Love Island gods?
Yeah, I've been manifesting,
but they're not listening.
Morning, everyone.
I gotta do you first, because...
What fucking time
do you call this, Ekin?
Is this a joke?
Sorry, made myself coffee.
Yeah, we know, hon.
So, yesterday, where do we start?
We start at the challenge.
Feel like that was a big thing.
Mm.
A lot of us had some fun,
made some risky moves,
but yours...
Was stupidity.
Yeah, I don't think
you done the right thing.
Nah, I didn't think about it.
If I could've changed my decision,
I would've, definitely.
But it's happened and, you know,
sometimes you have got to think
about what the girl's gonna think.
Which I didn't.
So I think she knows that,
I know that.
I'm in the wrong, I admit it.
Obviously, not the best situation,
once again.
It's kind of getting
a little bit boring now.
Obviously,
me and Billy are now no longer,
so I am back to the drawing board
once again.
Single Pringle.
Just kinda shows that
what he felt wasn't anything,
and he obviously just coupled up
with me for convenience.
I'm sorry,
I do think it's a bit of bullshit.
And, to be honest,
quite frankly, he can piss off.
What about you in the challenge?
Made a risky move by kissing Summer.
Then, obviously, I knew I was gonna
propose to Indiyah after,
and I knew it was gonna be dramatic.
And it was.
That's part of the Indiyah effect.
Ring's still on her finger
this morning.
Just like that, mate.
Everything's good, like, you know.
So, how does married life feel?
Married life...
Ooh, marriage is a stretch.
But couple life,
boy and girl life, it feels great.
But just to hear those words and
to have it solidified, it's like...
Do you know what I mean?
What about you, Luca?
I think all the girls pied me.
Not all of them, but, like...
I got three, Dami got three.
I think it's just cos we're pricks,
to be honest.
You know you're strong.
You know Andrew's...
Oh, give off.
Ha-ha!
Are you joking?
I got a text!
Fuck off!
SCREAMING Wait, wait, wait!
VIP party, baby! Ha!
Oh, let's go.
Yes! VIP beach club, baby!
Pa-a-a-ar-tay!
This is honestly insane.
The fact we all get to go out
of the villa together is just...
Argh!
I'm wearing gold.
Gemma is wearing gold.
I am ready to get the tunes going.
Ho-ho! I'm so gassed. Oh, my God.
We've never been out with the boys.
How fun!
With music. Music!
Music, drink, vibes.
I'm with all my friends. Like, whoo!
'Out Out'
by Joel Corry and Jax Jones
Casa Amor,
and now a stunning beach club?
The producers on this show
really do have access
to some of Majorca's
most incredible buildings.
So why have I spent seven years
working in a corrugated iron shack
in the middle
of a concrete factory?!
Is that Joel Corry?
Islanders, welcome to the party!
CHEERING My name is Joel Corry!
I've got some bangers for you guys.
Love Island 2022, let's go!
He-e-ey!
Whoo!
'Head & Heart'
by Joel Corry feat. MNEK
You know the words
to this one. Sing along!
Whoo!
Before I go, I've gotta
take a selfie with you lot.
Yes, let's do it!
Enjoy your time in the villa!
I'll see you guys later.
Joel Corry
would've carried on playing,
but the police were called
about the noise.
It wasn't his music, it was Danica
having a chat with the other girls.
So, Danica...?
Yeah?
How are you? How are you feeling
after last night?
Obviously, it's a little bit shit.
I feel like I've had it quite hard
in here already,
and sort of to add another one
to the bunch is a little bit sad.
Yeah, it's a little bit shit.
Do you feel like,
with things that happened yesterday,
everything with the whole thing
with the intimacy thing...
All of that, I mean,
from what I think,
that is a dickish move...
Yeah.
..and I feel like, as a woman,
you need to stand for your rights.
OK.
And you need to basically tell him,
"Nah.
"I'm ending it. It's over..."
Yeah... sort of thing.
Have you made that clear?
Erm... I feel like, yeah,
but then I feel like I let him off
very lightly with what happened.
I feel like I kind of...
I spoke about it and said,
"Look, I feel like it was
very disrespectful,
"and I feel like it shows the lack
of respect you have for me." Yeah.
Is that about me?
To disrespect you like that
and have no consequences
and get away with it,
like, lightly...
I know.
..I think it's a piss-take.
Relax!
I'm annoyed and upset with myself
that I've actually allowed somebody
as pathetic as that
to sort of make me change the way
I maybe would behave on the outside,
because I would've
shut that shit down yesterday.
Well, I'm gonna go over.
Let's all cheers
to strong, independent women
who empower each other in 2022.
Yeah, and who don't fucking take...
No more bullshit... no shit.
Yes! To strong women.
Who don't take shit.
Who don't take shit.
Come on, girl.
Cheers.
Go on.
We'll be waiting for you.
Excuse me, Deji, you mind if I just
have a chat, please? Thank you.
Yeah. That is cool.
I'm gonna take my drink.
Yep. You do that.
See you in a bit, boy.
Nice chatting to you. Love, bro.
You all right?
Erm, no. I'm not.
What's up?
Obviously, we had
a conversation yesterday,
and I don't feel like
I got things off my chest
that probably were needed to.
I think the whole situation
with you debriefing with the boys
is really fucking out of order,
and I feel like you don't really
understand or grasp
how wrong that was of you to do
without actually coming
and conferring with me first.
I'm baffled,
I'm honestly so baffled.
Yesterday, it was all good.
Yeah, of course... of course
you want it to be all good.
Now you wanna come over and start
shouting.
This is not me fucking shouting,
cos if you want me to shout...
You're swearing. Just chill.
Do not tell me to chill.
Do not tell me to chill.
You're swearing.
Don't. Do not...
Your tune has changed a lot
from yesterday.
Yeah, it has, because you know why?
I've had people come to me and say,
"What on earth are you
putting up with that shit for?"
That's other people. Not you.
Yeah, they're opening my eyes to see
how much of a pushover I've been,
cos your behaviour actually
has been really fucking disgusting.
It makes you look like a pig,
right...
A pig?
Yeah, it does.
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
"Whoa, whoa, whoa," what?
This is mad,
how your tune has changed.
"Tune has changed"?
It's mental.
What, cos you can't handle the fact
that you've actually
come across like a pig?
Did I not apologise?
Did I not say I was in the wrong?
You wanna go back on it.
Stop fucking going back.
Stop swearing,
or I'm not gonna talk to you.
Why am I not allowed to swear?
It's rude.
You're not my dad, you're not
my mum, you're not my boyfriend.
Exactly, so why are you swearing?
Because I wanna swear.
There's no way out.
She's literally got him
by the balls. There's no way out.
We've done something
between the two of us
which we both consented to,
but the point is you then, as a man,
or as a boy, shall I say,
because a man wouldn't behave
like this...
Oh, my God!
Yeah, cos that's got your ego going.
Your tune has changed mentally.
You've then gone... Shut up.
No, don't say that.
I can't be arsed with this.
You've then gone and ran to the boys
and not even let me know
this is what's been said.
You've walked all over me.
I've been...
No, I haven't. No, I have not.
No, actually shut your mouth.
I'm sorry for going straight up
to the guys and saying,
"Look, this is how things went."
It is what it is.
And I feel like the way
that you've even behaved,
even in this conversation,
I'm allowed to actually
sleep on things and go,
"I'm fucking worth more than that,"
and I am worth more than that.
Anyone would be lucky to have me.
I don't give a fuck
what you think about me, right?
I, quite frankly,
bring so much to the table,
and the fact that you didn't even
bother giving me a chance,
it just says it all.
Thank you for hearing me out.
Yeah, cool.
Of course, I had to do that as well.
Piss off.
Hmm?
Not you.
Fucking... oh, my God.
Just sit down, it's fine.
You OK?
Honestly, it's the same situation
with every single male.
"Well, I'm sorry you feel that way."
No, you're not sorry,
otherwise you wouldn't
have fucking done it.
Oh, my God, mate. This girl's drama!
I think this is it now.
This is where
I was supposed to be with you.
I feel like I want to do things
with you outside of the villa.
So, you've never been Italy?
No.
Where are you gonna take me first?
Sicily?
First we go Rome,
to see my parents and the family.
Oh!
And then we go down in Sicily.
Ti amo.
You believe that? You think that?
Are you saying just...?
You can say, "Ti voglio bene."
What? Ti voglio bene.
It's like "I love you,"
with more affection.
Say it one more time?
Ti voglio bene.
I can't hear you.
Ti voglio bene.
How was Joel Corry?
You have a good day?
Yeah, had a lush day.
It was nice seeing your dance moves
come out the woodwork.
What do you think? Rough? You're in
for a rough ride, and that...
Oh, my gosh. We have some work
to do, but I'll take it.
I think things are going
really, really well right now.
Couldn't really be better
in our first week, to be honest.
But I know that we've taken it slow,
and I feel that was
the right thing to do.
Just wanted to see, like,
what you were feeling right now.
You are ticking quite a few boxes,
I'm not gonna lie. Quite a few?
Everyone's noticing it. Like,
"Paige you're so much happier."
It maybe has a little bit
to do with you, like,
or maybe not, but...
And I've proposed already.
Yeah, you did, and it was
the cutest speech of them all, 100%.
Look, I mean,
everyone's pretty in the villa,
but, I mean, you are the only one
that I can actually see
going somewhere with,
and I'm not really here
to mess about.
I think that you can tell that I'm
sort of fully invested in you now.
Big words, Adam.
No, but you're the only person
I think
that I could see it working with
on the outside. Yeah.
It's a good place to be in.
Mm.
I didn't expect to come in
and connect with someone like this.
To be honest, I thought I was just
gonna come in and do whatever...
And then we just got on from,
like, the first day, really. Yeah.
Like, I hate the word "settle down",
cos it sounds like
you're being boring.
Mm.
But... you know, it's like...
That's sort of what I want
after the villa this time.
Mm, yeah, for sure.
No, things are definitely
going in the right direction.
Mm. I think so.
Yeah?
'Better'
by Sonny Fodera
Guess who's here.
It's the Whitmore.
I tried to join her, but I wasn't
allowed in the club with flip-flops.
Oh, shit's happening.
God, it's Laura. It's Laura.
Oh, shi-i-i-it!
Hey!
Oh, my God. Wow, first of all.
Hello, Islanders.
How are yous all doing?
Fantastic.
Great.
Yeah? Having a good time?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah?
I'm not here
to join in on the fun, sadly.
And I'm afraid the party is over.
Could you all please line up
by the pool?
Welcome to Majorca's
Vibe Club, home of music, dancing
and the annual
Love Island staring contest.
Round one! Fight!
I can tell from your faces
you're wondering why I'm here.
The public have been voting
for their favourite boy
and their favourite girl.
So the two girls
with the fewest votes
and the two boys
with the fewest votes
risk being dumped from the island
tonight.
Those dumped from the island
will leave immediately.
They will not be returning
to the villa.
In no particular order,
I will reveal the two girls
who received the fewest votes...
and are therefore vulnerable.
The first girl at risk is...
..Danica.
Danica, please step forward.
The second girl
who could leave tonight is...
..Summer.
Summer, please step forward.
Danica and Summer,
please come and stand by me here.
I will now reveal the names
of the two boys
who received the fewest votes,
and therefore risk being dumped
from the island tonight.
The first boy whose place
is at risk is...
..Billy.
The second boy who could be
going home today is...
..Dami.
Billy and Dami, please come
and stand over here by me.
Billy and Dami, Summer and Danica,
I'm sorry, you have received
the fewest votes from the public.
You are all vulnerable.
I can tell you that one boy
and one girl
will not be returning
to the villa tonight.
And that decision is in the hands
of your fellow Islanders.