Love Island (2015–…): Season 8, Episode 41 - Unseen Bits 6 - full transcript
Warning, there might be a heatwave,
but we've got
an inferno of unseen bits.
Whey!
That is so good.
I've been sweating the small stuff
to put together a scorching
collection of unseen action
from Majorca's hottest villa.
OK, you ready? Let's go.
Drum roll...
So when it gets hot, hot, hot...
All right, go. Go, come on.
WHOOPING,
SHRIEKING
..to try and find a cool breeze...
VIBRATING FLATULENCE
..or a cold shower...
..be sure to throw some shade...
The yellow beanbag is no good.
I hate it!
I mean, find some shade.
Mmmmm.
BLOWS RASPBERRY
And stay glued to your screens
for your weekly fix
of fun in the scorching hot sun.
Drama llama.
This is Love Island: Unseen Bits.
That's how you do it, baby.
Welcome to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
It's been a sizzler this week
in the hothouse we call the Villa.
To be honest,
it's been a sizzler everywhere.
It's so hot,
I drank an ice cream earlier,
and while you've been inside with
your electric fan on full blast,
I've been going through
the Love Island archive,
unearthing the steamiest,
most smoking-hot unseen bits.
And have I got a scorcher
that will make you jump for joy.
It's gonna get fruity.
Five bananas
for a pound, get your bananas!
Five bananas for a pound.
Five bananas for a
pound, that's really expensive.
Five bananas for a pound?
No, that's cheap. That's cheap.
Because this lot rate themselves...
BURP
Ooh, five out of ten.
..I give that one a... seven!
# If I could go back in time... #
Now, if I could go back in time,
I'd whizz back to the Villa's
very own illegal rave
when Becky Hill crashed the party.
# That's when I remember
# That's when I remember
# Oh, every time I walk past
Your house in the rain... #
Unfortunately, the dance police
broke it up at 3:00AM,
after some terrible Islander moves
were reported.
Eh-aye. Ner-ner-nah. With a spin
that round there. Little... Mmm!
LAUGHS
Luca's dance moves are, like...
God!
If I'd, like, saw him, like,
didn't know anything about him,
just saw them dance moves, it'd give
me the ick before I even started.
Turns out Luca was
banged up for having two left fish.
Come on! The man sells fish!
The Love Island dictionary has
transformed modern popular culture.
Grafting, cracking on, mugging off
and at the start of the week,
we witnessed the birth
of a new, iconic saying.
So, er, with Coco, obviously, you
know, we kissed in bed or whatever.
# Whatever! #
So she's told the guys that I,
like, sucked her tits or whatever.
# Whatever! #
Like, what?
Like, licked her tit, or whatever.
# Yeah, whatever! #
Obviously, like, you know, I had a
conversation with Dami and whatever.
# Yeah, whatever! #
Things between me and Deji,
as much as he wants to act like
it's not awkward, it's just flipping
awkward, but yeah, whatever.
# Cos this is my United States
Or whatever. #
But the post-Casa
carnage is gonna take
more than just words
or "whatever".
The situation required firm action,
such as a sneaky unseen bit
of Jacques trying to chat to Paige.
I need to go.
I need to go pull Paige quickly.
So, what do you want us to do?
Move over there?
I'll sit next to her,
but leave a gap,
and then Andrew sits the other side,
then you can just say it to her?
No, we're not kidnapping her.
If it's set up, she'll know.
Go over there and say,
"Just go pull Danica for a chat."
Not straightaway, though. Nah, nah.
Need a favour, mate.
Jacques wants to get Paige alone...
Mm-hm. ..and Danica's with her.
Oh, OK. Yeah. So if you can just
pull her... Tell me when.
How you doing, sweet cheeks?
Good, how are you guys doing? Good.
I'm good, honey buns.
Can I chat to you? Yes.
Enjoy.
Au revoir, ladies.
When shall I go, now? Right after?
I can't go right after,
I've got to leave it a minute.
I've not spoken to him as much
as I've spoken to him the last...
Hello. Hello. You all right?
Yeah, you?
Why does he always grin?
Can I borrow you?
No. No, you... Don't, because then
Paige is gonna be on her own. No.
No, you'll be all right.
No, I'm good.
Oh, shit, that means Jacques
is about to come and see you.
I'm not sitting here.
No, he's not. No, he's not.
Sit down, then.
Sit down. No! Why?
Come with me now.
PAIGE LAUGHS
She's in a vulnerable position.
I'm sticking by her.
Vulnerable position?
She's not down a dark alley!
Sit down.
Are you joking?
Luca! Luca!
I hate you...
Paige, I tried my very best.
How convenient Jacques has
stood up. I can walk. Aw, see.
Aw, Paige, I'm really sorry.
Are you OK?
Yeah, I felt a bit sorry for ya.
I don't need your pity, it's fine.
I didn't want you to feel like you
were a third wheel or anything,
y'know? I thought I'd come save ya.
No, I'm good. I can save myself.
Aw, good.
Yeah. How's your night been?
It's been... all right.
How's your night been?
Yeah, good, thanks.
Shame on you,
Jacques.
That small talk was so tiny,
it needed a microscope.
Last week, Andrew and Dami
ended up sleeping outside together,
and had to endure it all
in full colour!
While everyone else got to sleep
in calm, serene, black and white.
# Cos I don't want to stress
And I don't want to fight
# But I still need to know
Where did you sleep last night? #
And after a night of spooning
Andrew,
Dami was more determined than ever
to get back into Indiyah's
affections...
and ideally, into her bed.
As this unseen clip of him making
her a breakfast smoothie shows.
What are you making?
I'm gonna freestyle a smoothie.
You making some for Indiyah?
Yeah, yeah.
She's probably not gonna like it,
but I'mma try my best.
You put grapes in it? No, I'm just
mix... I'm just freestyling it.
Got to start small, you know?
And work my way back up.
Yeah, are you gonna...
Cos I am in trouble.
HE LAUGHS
No, I'm just going to throw
every fruit in there.
Does this look good?
Bring us together?
Mm. I wouldn't eat that.
Yeah, but it's going to be blended
anyway. Yeah, fair.
If you're going to blend it,
then fine.
Put some sugar in there as well...
Not seen anyone put sugar in there,
too, so that's maybe a bit odd.
What? I'm experimenting.
This is what I do. I like this.
Do you want... What's this?
Do you think this is cinnamon?
Why are you putting it in my hands?
Taste it.
Lick it, lick it, lick it, lick it.
Let's lick it together.
Why are we licking it together?
Come on. Go on.
SHE SPLUTTERS
Do you think
I should put this in here? Ugh!
Do you really think
I should put this in here? Yeah!
Indiyah, it's time
for your sugar, cinnamon
and slightly squidgy kiwi smoothie.
What a love potion
This is nutritional.
It's the best I've ever done.
What is it?
Just taste it, see if you can guess
what's in it. I'm scared.
Why are you scared?
Because that looks disgust...
It looks like a vomit, doesn't it?
SHE RETCHES
Very nutritional.
Get you starting your day.
I'm scared.
Don't be scared, just try it.
Wait, what is it?
Yeuch.
It's a little-known
fact
that kiwi fruit and cinnamon
is an aphrodisiac.
With the emphasis on the "yak".
Now, if you are having
relationship problems
and your love life is in a mess,
who is the obvious person
to ask what to do?
It's Ekin-Su!
They're boys,
at the end of the day, babe... Yeah.
And that's what I mean,
they're boys. I don't need a boy.
You want a man.
I want a man.
Paige, just give it... Call it off.
Yeah.
Keep yourself busy, you're doing
great. You look great, you're happy.
There's how many men are there
in the world?
Eight billion trillion men?
Yeah, like...
You can go fishin'
and one might be raw and dodgy.
But there's a lot more fish there.
You might catch a shark.
Or you might catch something
really beautiful.
Yeah. Not a shark.
I feel like...
Actually, a shark could be...
I feel like I just caught an eel.
THEY GIGGLE
Paige, Ekin-Su doesn't
know the first thing about fish.
She's hooked up with a stallion.
Earlier this week, Danica and Josh
were on rocky ground as well.
Here's an unseen bit
of what gives her the ick.
Look, I don't how I feel, 100%.
And I don't know how to word it.
But all I know is that there is
a part of me that is a bit, like,
he's got the looks, the personality,
the energy I said I need matching.
But, then, also, there are little
things that do give me the ick.
And, like...
For me, wear just plain shorts.
Why are you wearing fancy palm trees
and shit?
It really gives me the ick.
No, I'm not being a knob.
But that's your preference...
It was a bit like, hmm.
..his dress sense, just sort it out.
And don't get me wrong, he can
pull it all off. Yeah, it suits him.
Like, respectfully,
he pulls it all off.
But, even when
he wore those dungarees,
I am not about to walk around
with my man
wearing dungarees and a bucket hat.
INDIYAH GIGGLES
No, I'm sorry.
I'm not. God forbid...
Different,
because he can pull it off. Yeah.
But, like, it was cute at the time,
but then now I think of it like,
the nose boop.
Why are you nose booping me?
That's so immature. Yeah.
Why are you giving me nose boops?
Yeah.
That shit ain't even cute
because it's actually quite silly.
Yeah, I know.
And it's not personal any more
because he actually nose boops
everyone.
Oh, Josh, I'd run
in there and nose boop you myself,
but current COVID protocols
forbid me
to come within one-and-a-half villas
distance from you.
If you've ever been doing
your maths homework and thought,
"What's the point?
"I'm never gonna use this
in later life,"
just remember,
one day you might end up needing it
to kill time on Love Island.
One.
HE SNIGGERS
Two.
Three.
Four.
Five. BOTH: Six.
THEY YELL
We started playing
this counting game.
I was like,
"You have to close your eyes
"and we all have to say a number.
"If two people go at once,
you have to restart."
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Five. Six. Seven.
Eight. Nine. Ten. 11.
And we got to ten and we're buzzing.
12. 13. 14. 15.
And we're like, OK, we're getting
good at this. We are getting good.
16!
17! 18!
19!
THEY YELL No!
We are like,
we're not going to get 100, though.
We are not going to do that.
27. 28. 29. 30.
And then we went for 50.
31.
32. 33. 34. 35. 36.
37. 38. 39. 40!
41. 42.
HE SHRIEKS,
GIGGLING
44. 45.
46. 47. 48. 49. 50!
THEY CHEER
And then we thought,
one step further,
where we are all sat on a couch
holding hands
and see if we can get to 100.
Any words of wisdom, Dami?
We got this. So that's for 100.
Let's get this. All right, 100.
Let's do it. 1.
This must be
the perfect time
to ask the age-old question...
So I know that number two
comes after number one.
So it can't be that. Can it?
Find out after the break.
'Sorry'
by Joel Corry
# I can see my whole world changing
# There's no need to live
If I can't be with you... #
Welcome back
to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
We're like the after party
to the main show's big event.
We have the superstar DJs
known for sucking...
I mean, dropping serious bangers...
Ch-ch-ch-ch.
..totally turning things
on their head...
Oh, that was all of it!
..and driving the crowd crazy.
MILD WHOOPING
# There's no need to live
If I can't be with you
# What I did was wrong, I'm sorry
# You don't know how much
I really miss you. #
CHEERING
It's lucky they look
so good because they sound terrible.
Before the break, we left you
with the boys using maths
as a form of meditation...
Let's do it. One...
..but what happened next?
Two.
Three.
Four.
Go away.
What the fuck are you doing?
Just go away.
Go away.
Get out! Go away.
What are you doing?
Out!
That's broke us right up.
Gem, go away.
Nah!
You're breaking the energy.
No, I just wanna observe.
No, no, no.
I wanna observe.
One. Two.
Three. Four.
Five.
Six. Oh, shit.
Did you all say it, yeah?
You did? Hmm.
I think that's Gemma's fault.
Fucking Gemma, man.
We were on a roll.
Time to introduce
the Islanders to their new
Turkish language teacher.
Meet "Feckin-Su".
What's "fuck you" in Turkish?
Siktir git.
That's so long.
So think of, "I'm sick."
Sik...
Sik...
..tir git.
..tir git.
- Like, "You fucking git."
- Siktir git.
Siktir git.
LAUGHTER
If my parents are watching this...
Siktir git.
That is so good.
I'm gonna say that to Luca.
Do it.
You wanna try a bit?
Siktir git.
Sig...
She's teaching me Turkish.
What does it mean?
Fuck you!
Go on, tell me some swear words.
OK, so siktir git means fuck you...
Yeah.
..in Turkish.
Say it.
Zig-zigger.
Miles off.
LAUGHTER
Basically, "I feel so sick."
As in, "I feel sick."
That's the first word. Sik...
Sik...
..tir...
..tish...
No, "tir", yeah.
Siktir git.
Yeah, siktir git.
Siktir git!
LAUGHTER
That's like, "Fuck you!"
Was that good? Yeah!
Siktir git!
LAUGHTER
If you think learning
to say rude words
in a foreign language is childish,
then check out this infantile
unseen clip.
Right, where am I standing?
What are you playing?
What's The Time, Mr Wolf?
Oh, OK.
What's-what's the what?
What's The Time, Mr Wolf?
What's The Time, Mr Wolf?
I wanna play!
It was actually pretty fun, man.
Like, Mr Wolf, red light,
green light. Same thing, but, yeah.
Behind the line.
All behind the line, please!
Gemma was the wolf.
Gemma,
can you take your glasses off
so we know who you're looking at?
No!
I'll just shout whoever it is.
THEME FROM THE PINK PANTHER PLAYS
Right, I'm gonna start.
All right, go.
As my back's turned,
they sort of try and catch up to me.
But as soon I turn around and look
at them all, they have to freeze.
She was a very fast wolf. Literally,
she turns around, turns back.
You don't even get to move
a proper inch yet.
Luca! Luca!
A lot of people got caught out
so didn't even make it, like Luca.
Luca, you're out.
I'm not getting in the fucking pool.
Indiyah, I fucking heard that!
LAUGHS
GIGGLING
Deji!
SNIGGERING
Way too many people!
Paige.
Paige, get in, girl.
Andrew!
Dami.
Dami just, like, ran past and just
went flying past like the daybed.
I don't know what he was doing.
No, that's bullshit!
You said I have to get close
to the girl. Dami won!
All right, fine, whatever.
Yeah, normally, you'd just
get a tap on the shoulder.
Waooohh!
I won.
But then I was going to be the wolf
then everyone just started
jumping in the pool, like,
I wanted to be the wolf cos I was
gonna catch every single body out.
SHOUTING,
COMMOTION
Playtime's over,
Dami. Everyone back to class.
Earlier this week,
there was more drama between Ekin-Su
and Davide than an Italian opera.
But you are a very good player,
Ekin-Su.
Oh, my God.
Honestly, Ekin-Su, I'm tired to deal
with you. Fucking hell. Come on.
He's doing a show, look.
And exclusively
for Unseen Bits viewers,
I can now reveal what caused
this Italian stallion to bolt.
Davide said he sat on
the yellow beanbag yesterday morning
and that's why it happened.
DRAMATIC MUSIC
No-one escapes the curse
of the yellow beanbag.
HALLOWEEN THEME TUNE
Oh, I'm not sat on the yellow one.
I'm scared of that yellow beanbag,
I'm awfully sorry.
The yellow beanbag causes drama.
Anyone who sits on it,
you get drama.
Are you actually gonna take
that risk?
Breaking the curse. Wait, what's the
curse, what is the curse?
Drama. Drama llama.
LAUGHTER
It's that yellow beanbag,
I sat on it today... Yeah.
..and it fucked everything up.
I literally said, fuck the curse,
it won't happen to me.
Yeah, fucking right.
I was wrong.
I'm not sitting
on the yellow beanbag.
I tell you how you know
Ekin-Su's lost.
She's got the fucking
yellow beanbag.
BOYS SNIGGER
And when you're sat on that,
that is the hot seat.
Honestly, if you're in this villa,
you know the yellow beanbag
is no good.
Get the fuck out of the way
with your bad vibes over there!
No bad vibes.
That bloody yellow beanbag,
I hate it!
# It's like black, black magic
You work your voodoo on me
# Black, black magic
The things you do to me. #
Yo.
Are you gonna sit on the yellow one?
Yeah, I don't give a shit any more
about nothing.
LAUGHTER
Davide, no-one sits
on the yellow beanbag
and gets away with it.
# You work your voodoo on me
Black, black magic... #
I don't give a fuck.
Fucking hell, fucking actress.
I did try to warn you, Davide.
Fucking yellow beanbag.
I've kind of given up now
with the yellow beanbag.
It's pissed me right off now.
# You work your voodoo on me
Black, black magic... #
Just want to rip it up, and...
Yeah.
Yeah, I was doing lunges
with it today
and hoping something might happen.
If I can squat with all this drama
on my neck, I can do anything.
SHE BREATHES HEAVILY
Earlier in the week
on Love Island, you saw Andrew,
Luca and Dami start a game of I Spy.
So, I spy with my little eye,
something beginning with...
..B.
Bedroom.
OK, I'll give you guys a hint,
it's very close to both of you,
like, very close.
Bench.
Huh? No.
But they never
got to the end.
People up and down the country
have been left dumbfounded, outraged
and desperate to know...
Find out after the break.
Welcome back
to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
This is a show where
there's no such thing as too much.
And I can't get enough of this lot
having the time of their lives.
# Time of my life... #
Busting moves...
LAUGHTER
..and going for lift-off.
You ready?
Come on, come on!
ALL CHEERING,
APPLAUDING
I've got you, I've got you.
OK. Ready?
You've got this.
Let's go.
LAUGHTER
However, there's always one
who will come in and ruin the party.
BUZZING
What the fuck is that thing?
Guys, what is that?
Guys, what is it?
It's just a beetle.
Oh, get it away!
Get it away! GET IT AWAY!
I thought it was, like,
a king bee or something.
THEY SCREAM
I'm gone. See you later.
I'm finished, man.
THEY SCREAM
Argh! It's chasing me.
It's chasing me!
No, it was literally chasing me.
Nobody puts these
unseen bits in the corner.
Earlier this week, on Love Island,
a game of I Spy
left the nation baffled
as they were left hanging
and waiting for the answer.
Bench?
No. Huh?
So, what B was Andrew referring to?
Here's...
Erm...
Count again.
Get in, then hold hands
and shut eyes.
You just picked it up, Luca.
It's a bottle.
Bottle. Ah!
I Spy is a bit tough
for you guys.
Why don't you go back
to counting to ten?
It's hard work, lying around
in that villa, sunbathing.
The poor things must be exhausted.
TEXT ALERT
So, in their infinite wisdom,
the producers
sent them for a day out.
Incoming, boys!
But you do know
what R and R is, lads, don't you?
Roller-coasters and rides?
"Roller-coaster and rides!"
HE LAUGHS
We're going to a theme park, boys!
LAUGHTER
Not quite.
The boys went to the spa,
and here are some bits
you didn't get to see.
Do you think they are jealous?
Of course they're jealous.
They've had everything
in this villa.
Mate, they went on
a three-day bender to Casa Amor
and then come back
with three blokes.
About time the boys
actually got something good.
Appreciate while we got it, boys,
cos we'll be back in a bit, so...
Take it all in. A little bit
of a zen moment. R and R.
We all got our legs up.
Come on, boys.
A bit of...
You know, let it out.
Let some feelings out.
- Let it out.
- Let it out. Ekin-Su...
LAUGHTER
Let it go.
And in.
And out.
And in.
And out.
THEY HUM MEDITATIVELY
All the boys needed was a bit
of R and R for calm to be restored.
Boys' time!
Boys' time! Boys' time! Boys' time!
Boys' time! Boys' time! Boys' time!
Boys' time! Boys' time!
It turns out you can
take the boys out of the villa,
but you can't put the zen
in the men.
Zen it up.
Someone needs to zen it up.
With a tense week
of drama unfolding,
the boys needed to discuss
some of the more important issues.
Such as trying to think
of a new name for Luca.
You could be a Jake.
You reckon? Yeah.
No, you couldn't be a Jake.
You could be a...
You could be a Stephen.
No! No, you have to look at
his face, like.
On personality as well.
I'd probably go, like, Jonathan.
- No.
- Jonathan
I could be Zak.
You're an Adam, or summat. Adam.
Adam?
# Say my name, say my name... #
Hmm. Adam...
I've heard that name before.
# Baby, baby, baby... #
A lot of things have changed
since Adam was here before.
We have a new villa,
Adam is four years older,
and he's gone and got himself
a funny little Mickey Mouse tattoo
on his leg.
How cute
And the girls were excited
by the new OG Islander.
Surprise, surprise.
Do I know you?
Wait, we know you.
Wait, what? Is this not Adam
from season whatever?
Pfft. Yeah, "whatever"
Hi. You OK?
He's been in here before!
No, it's not, it's not.
No, hang on.
Is that, like, THE best lookalike
you've ever seen? Hi!
It was probably
his new Mickey Mouse tattoo
that confused them.
Here's some unseen bits
of the girls figuring out
if it really was the real Adam,
or a real-life fake Adam.
Talk me through your tattoos.
My tattoos...
I love tattoos. Do you know what,
some of them mean something,
and some of them don't.
I've got one of my leg which -
I can't pull my jeans up,
but you'll see it tomorrow -
that one was just
a stupid party boy phase,
where I was like,
"I'm just gonna get this one."
What is it? It's, like, just
a Mickey Mouse that's swearing.
A Mickey Mouse?
Yeah.
Don't wanna talk too much
about what you've done beforehand,
because I feel like
this is different.
Yeah, clean slate? Clean slate.
2.0. Exactly, yeah.
Lucky. One in a million chance,
you know that.
Do you know how lucky you are?
Oh, I know, trust us!
All I've literally been saying here
is that you only get one chance
on here, you get one opportunity,
and then here comes...
I've killed
all of your little one-liners.
You literally have.
You've absolutely booted that
and just gone, "Well, not me."
Yeah.
"I'm special, bitch!"
I'm good with a little bit.
Oh, shit, sorry.
It's a trick, my party trick.
Party trick?
Put your finger in here.
That sounded so bad.
If you had to make a Tinder bio,
what would it be? Erm...
HE SIGHS
What would be mine?
"Nothing else needed..."
Something like that.
SHE LAUGHS
If anyone ever realises
that I'm in love with them,
it'll be because, like,
you know in Nando's,
where you get them, like,
hummus starters,
if I ever share one of them
with someone... Yeah?
..that'll be it.
Basically marriage.
Honestly, like, marriage is nothing.
Will not share food at all.
I'll share everything else in life.
Just not hummus?
Just not hummus. I feel
really passionate about hummus.
You know what's even better,
is I don't really like hummus.
You can have all the hummus
in the world.
This is why
we're made for each other.
We've got the little terrace.
It's giving Italy vibes, anyway,
I feel like.
Lemon trees, and all.
Yeah, they look real, don't they?
I don't know if they're real or not.
I don't think they're real.
And she
doesn't think you're real either,
Mr Adam lookalikey. Quick, run!
Get back to the lookalikey agency
before the girls call security!
After their relaxing day at the spa,
some of the boys
were having so much fun,
they refused
to return their bathrobes.
We'll lose our deposit, you know!
If we really wanna do this,
we're gonna be like...
To the left.
BOTH EXHALING
To the right. To the middle.
And then I'll go like this,
and then you bring your arm,
so it'll be like...
BOTH EXHALING
See how high I can kick.
Go on, then.
No, not in a bikini.
Kick this, kick this.
Maybe when I've got
pyjama shorts on.
Get a cushion.
Drop!
I want you
to boot it out of my hand.
Head height. No, you can do that,
you can jump kick that.
Jump kick, go.
Move out the way.
I just hope you don't drop yourself
in the process of kicking it.
Don't stack!
Don't... You're gonna move it high.
No, I'm not.
Fucking hell!
APPLAUSE
Oh, OK!
I mean, it was OK. I won't lie,
it wasn't as good
as I thought it was gonna be.
Can you do better?
Defo.
Come on, then.
Come on, then, Dami.
Let's go! Whoo! Go, go, go.
Karate Kid.
Don't say I didn't warn you guys,
you know.
All right, baby.
Watch him pull his hamstring.
Ooh!
Hey, don't be raising it too high.
Whoo!
Dami!
That's how you do it, baby.
Dami - microbiologist by day,
ninja by night.
Watching the main show,
you might think that
the terrace is the exclusive
hang-out of the girls.
However, Unseen Bits can reveal
that it is also
the secret headquarters
for this crack team
of Love Island superheroes.
This is fucking beautiful.
What a good night.
Anytime we need to plan something,
talk about something,
this is the spot.
We say "Fantastic Four",
and we meet.
Fantastic Four!
Someone...
Oh, no, no, no.
Yeah. That's the sign.
We need to keep this quiet. Yeah.
Can't let anyone else know
we're the Fantastic Four.
- Put it there.
- Fantastic Four!
Fantastic Four,
together, you are invincible!
Shall we get names as well?
No.
LAUGHTER
Black Tornado.
Mr Whippy!
LAUGHTER
No, no, no.
Do you like Mr Whippy?
Yeah. You like Mr Whippy?
Mr Whippy ice cream.
Mate, they're banging, 99s.
And then... What do we call him?
SpongeBob.
ALL LAUGH
I'll take SpongeBob.
Fucking SpongeBob!
What's yours? I'm trying
to think of his situation.
What's that fucking hedgehog?
Sonic. Sonic!
Yeah, and he runs off
when he gets annoyed.
Doesn't he? He runs off!
Yeah.
I don't run off when I get annoyed!
Yeah, you do.
You do.
Sonic. Mr Whippy.
SpongeBob. Black Tornado.
Together, you are invincible.
One, two, three,
Fantastic Four!
THEY LAUGH
# I wanna go all the way
All the way
# I wanna go all the way
With you, baby. #
Welcome back
to Love Island: Unseen Bits,
your weekly round-up
of unaired gems
of your Islanders getting down...
# I'll take it all... #
..cooling down...
YELLING
SHRIEKS AND SHOUTS
..and being upside down.
Who can do a headstand
the longest?
Let's see, let's see, let's see.
Go on, then.
Let's see.
What the fuck?
Is she up yet, or not? Yeah.
Wait.
The most quiet she's been in ages.
Can she do this more often?
Can I touch her with my leg?
Yeah.
Luca!
Yay!
How's that fair?!
We won.
Love Island is all about
relationship firsts.
First date, first kiss...
first fart.
- Listen to this.
- Dami, please...
PROLONGED FART
INDIYAH LAUGHS,
FART CONTINUES
Yeah, that's what happens.
It was:
IMITATES PROLONGED FART
It was - it wouldn't stop.
What the hell is that?
Like, how can your body
even make such a sound?
Lactose intolerant, baby.
Welcome to the club.
Whoo! So, how do you feel? Ick?
How did you let it
go on for so long?!
It just does that! It's like:
IMITATES FART
Doing a vibrant one,
but I was taking it easy.
What the fuck?! I know.
Dami...
It doesn't smell.
There's nothing smelling here.
I mean, relax, man. Then why...
No, stop, stop it now.
Cos you're waving it around. Dami!
It was just sound,
and it didn't smell.
I was waiting to get knocked out
from the smell of the fart,
but it didn't smell of anything.
I'm lactose intolerant.
This is my life.
People are used to it,
so just get used to.
Yeah, as long as it doesn't stink.
I mean, sometimes it does.
I'm gonna be real about that.
On this occasion,
I'm happy it didn't stink.
I feel like you're just
opening up a new layer to me.
Should I not?
You should.
That's my first time hearing you
do a long fart in five weeks.
Yeah, never farted before.
You've never farted around me.
I feel like he's been holding it in
and not farting around me,
and now he's finally let it go,
it might just keep coming,
but, oh, God.
Fuck it. Cat's out of the bag.
SHE SQUEALS
Meow.
I'm surprised I didn't get the ick,
to be fair.
So I guess that means something,
because... Hmph.
Brave move,
farting in front of Indiyah!
It was three years before I farted
in front of the Whitmore.
I had a belly
like a hot-air balloon.
Now, what do Luca and Gemma need
for their perfect romantic date?
A walk through spiky bushes...
..giant oversized cactuses...
and a fleeting visit from the SAS.
Ant from SAS.
GEMMA LAUGHS
You're under a very heavy
surveillance there.
Here's the bits you haven't seen.
It's a romantic setting, Luca.
Really?
I am a bit gutted.
Why?
Cos I would have done this
on Brighton beach, probably.
Gonna have to be
something really romantic, like.
I'm gonna struggle, you know what?
I'm gonna struggle,
when we get outta here,
to beat dates like this.
Well, you'd better get thinking,
better get planning now.
Is this not good enough?
No - you, yourself,
you'd better get planning.
Yeah, well, I've got enough
time to think about it. OK.
Yeah, take notes.
Ten years later...
Ten?
It would be nice to go somewhere
with just us two, obviously. Yeah.
And then I wanna start taking you
on exciting holidays as well.
What?
I wanna do skiing.
Right, OK, skiing. Mm...
We can do...
You say it's not a holiday.
No, it's a trip.
Skiing is a trip.
Listen, a trip is going to Margate,
not going skiing in France.
A holiday is, like, sunbathing.
New York would be a trip.
OK. An amazing trip,
but it's still a trip.
SHE LAUGHS
It's nice to hear you actually open
up when you're not around everyone.
Oh, God. Or in the bed.
I've been opening up so much lately.
No, you're not.
Don't say that I'm not.
You're not, you're not.
I really am.
Luca, I've been so nice to you
today.
So now I'm gonna be, like,
a cow for the next few days.
OK. What? Just to, like, recover...
Yeah. ..from all this?
Just to, like...
calm you down a little bit.
And then might get a little bit more
in a week's time.
Aw, how romantic.
HE BURPS
Luca!
HE LAUGHS
Now, I'm not sure how twins happen -
I'm not a biologist - but Dami IS,
so I'll let him explain.
You want my babies? I'll give you,
like, twins right now.
You want twins?
You won't have any choice.
I actually do, you know.
It's not up to you
if you want twins.
I do, I just talk to my penis
and say, "Look, I want a girl..."
I don't want... I don't know.
I don't mind having twins.
First?
Not first.
I want a girl first.
That's not up to you.
I'm telling you...
Well, I want a boy.
You want a boy first?
I genuinely don't mind.
Yeah, we can have a girl.
As long she looks just like me.
What would be the name?
Indiyah.
Mm, no!
I wanna name my daughter Indiyah!
Yeah, OK.
Then the next daughter, yeah,
but the first one is not going
to be called Indiyah, girl.
Indiyah and Aisha.
Aisha? Yep.
One of the boys is gonna be called
Ezekiel, I'll tell you that.
No, no, no, no, no. No.
Ezekiel is being used. No, no.
Zeke's nice... Zekes? ..even though
it's short for Ezekiel.
Yeah, Zekes is calm.
Not Zekes. ZEKE.
Yeah, Zeke is calm, though.
Zeke. Whoo!
That's calm, you know?
My son Zeke. Oh-ho-ho!
Oh, God.
Not Ezekiel.
He sounds like
he's gonna be a basketball player.
I like the name Three.
"Tree?"
Man, you want to start
calling your children numbers?
Three is a nice name.
So then call them...
Call the first one One,
second one Two...
No.
..and the third one "Tree", cos...
No, it's the way
you're even saying it.
I swear, if you say "Tree" -
it's not Tree, it's THREE.
"Tree."
Not Tree.
If we had a son and you're
turning round, saying "Tree",
and I never even said that.
Say it... Say it again.
Three. Three.
You have to say it properly.
"Tree", "Tree".
Cos I would not name my son "Tree".
The number "Tree".
I wouldn't name my son "Tree".
Well, that's what it sounds...
It's Three.
Yeah, but even Three.
That kid get bullied.
No, he wouldn't.
He's gotta be able to fight.
No, he wouldn't. "Tree".
He's gonna have so much personality.
He's gonna be so individual.
Nah, if his name is "Tree", he's
gonna have a lot of personality.
He probably even have three
personalities, to be honest.
HE LAUGHS
You think you're so funny.
Oh, my God.
So we can't call our son Three?
No.
# Three times one
# What is it?
One, two, three
# That's a magic number. #
I don't want sun cream on them.
Far be it for us to
blow our own trumpet, but last week,
yet another clip from Unseen Bits
went viral.
You can imagine I'm Luca right now.
OK, I'll close my eyes.
I'll close my eyes. OK.
Gem, you all right, babe?
Do you want me to...?
Do you want a drink, babe?
Babe? Gemma?
I'm obsessed with you. Gemma...
It spread around the world
like foot and mouth...
Do you want me to suck your toe?
..or foot IN mouth.
Here's what you tweeted about it:
We have decided to give you
more of what you love.
So here's MORE in this week's...
Drum roll...
This week, I asked them to do
an impression of a fellow Islander.
Erm, OK. OK... OK.
Oh, my God, there's so many. Erm...
I need to think about this wisely.
Who's got a good accent?
I want to do Ekin-Su.
I'm trying to think what she does.
Billy...
"Hi, I'm Billy."
No, I can't do Billy.
This is Billy.
His laugh is like...
CACKLES
BILLY LAUGHS
Let me have a think,
let me have a think.
"You all right, love? I'm Billy.
"Er, dog and bone."
Paige has this thing where
she's looking for her water bottle
and she literally just says
to everyone,
"Guys, where's my beaker?"
"Hey, honey buns.
Oh, my God!
"Energy! Oh! Ooh!"
"Can I stay with you? Please?"
That's Danica.
HE GIGGLES
And then he starts doing this.
"Lu-ca-a-a.
"Luca, stop it. Luca-a-a-a.
"Can somebody help me do the...?
I don't know how to work the oven.
"Luca-a-a?"
"Fook off.
Fook off, Luca. Fook off."
SHE LAUGHS
"Luca. Dickhead."
That's Gemma.
"Got a little willy.
Stick it in my bum."
This is Luca at a re-coupling.
He's got to stand up,
and he does his trousers,
and he just stands there.
He's like...
It's just his face. He's like...
He raises one eyebrow
and sort of, like...
My impression of Dami is...
SHE BLOWS RASPBERRY
SHE LAUGHS
OK, let's do Davide.
"Li-ar! Li-ar!
"What you want me to do,
marry you?"
"Ekin-Su, do you want a carbonara?
"You are a liar!"
HE LAUGHS
"Ekin-Su, you are a liar.
You are an actress.
"You deserve an Oscar.
You are a snake that changes colour.
"You're getting bigger."
"Hi, I'm Ekin-Su.
"I'm an actress.
Bring me out of here.
"I am a ten out of ten from Turkey."
"You sat on the yellow beanbag.
"You piss me off.
You want a drama. You want a show.
"Here is your Oscar!"
"When a fit boy
with a membership in the gym
"for over six months
enter the villa,
"I need to flirt with him."
"Now get out
of my eyesight, you liar.
"Because this is Ekin-Su!"
"Davide
is still my favourite, though,
"I need to admit,
because I like Italian boys."
SHE LAUGHS
Thanks for watching! Bye!
Tune in next week
for another edition of...
And before we meet again,
in thunder, lightning
or in blistering hot sun,
I'll leave you all
with one final unseen bit.
Please remove all negative
energy from this yellow beanbag.
Any drama, any bad vibes,
please make sure
this yellow beanbag
just brings us joy and good news
and positivity.
Taking back all negative vibes,
negative energy
from this yellow beanbag,
flying it into the sky.
SHE LAUGHS
Amen.
Shall we sit on it now?
One, two, three.
Well, ladies, all three of you
have sat on that beanbag now.
We'll find out
in next week's Unseen Bits
if you've lifted
the curse of the yellow beanbag.
- Right, I think it's time to get off.
- Yeah.
See you next week.
# It's like black, black magic
# You work your voodoo on me. #
but we've got
an inferno of unseen bits.
Whey!
That is so good.
I've been sweating the small stuff
to put together a scorching
collection of unseen action
from Majorca's hottest villa.
OK, you ready? Let's go.
Drum roll...
So when it gets hot, hot, hot...
All right, go. Go, come on.
WHOOPING,
SHRIEKING
..to try and find a cool breeze...
VIBRATING FLATULENCE
..or a cold shower...
..be sure to throw some shade...
The yellow beanbag is no good.
I hate it!
I mean, find some shade.
Mmmmm.
BLOWS RASPBERRY
And stay glued to your screens
for your weekly fix
of fun in the scorching hot sun.
Drama llama.
This is Love Island: Unseen Bits.
That's how you do it, baby.
Welcome to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
It's been a sizzler this week
in the hothouse we call the Villa.
To be honest,
it's been a sizzler everywhere.
It's so hot,
I drank an ice cream earlier,
and while you've been inside with
your electric fan on full blast,
I've been going through
the Love Island archive,
unearthing the steamiest,
most smoking-hot unseen bits.
And have I got a scorcher
that will make you jump for joy.
It's gonna get fruity.
Five bananas
for a pound, get your bananas!
Five bananas for a pound.
Five bananas for a
pound, that's really expensive.
Five bananas for a pound?
No, that's cheap. That's cheap.
Because this lot rate themselves...
BURP
Ooh, five out of ten.
..I give that one a... seven!
# If I could go back in time... #
Now, if I could go back in time,
I'd whizz back to the Villa's
very own illegal rave
when Becky Hill crashed the party.
# That's when I remember
# That's when I remember
# Oh, every time I walk past
Your house in the rain... #
Unfortunately, the dance police
broke it up at 3:00AM,
after some terrible Islander moves
were reported.
Eh-aye. Ner-ner-nah. With a spin
that round there. Little... Mmm!
LAUGHS
Luca's dance moves are, like...
God!
If I'd, like, saw him, like,
didn't know anything about him,
just saw them dance moves, it'd give
me the ick before I even started.
Turns out Luca was
banged up for having two left fish.
Come on! The man sells fish!
The Love Island dictionary has
transformed modern popular culture.
Grafting, cracking on, mugging off
and at the start of the week,
we witnessed the birth
of a new, iconic saying.
So, er, with Coco, obviously, you
know, we kissed in bed or whatever.
# Whatever! #
So she's told the guys that I,
like, sucked her tits or whatever.
# Whatever! #
Like, what?
Like, licked her tit, or whatever.
# Yeah, whatever! #
Obviously, like, you know, I had a
conversation with Dami and whatever.
# Yeah, whatever! #
Things between me and Deji,
as much as he wants to act like
it's not awkward, it's just flipping
awkward, but yeah, whatever.
# Cos this is my United States
Or whatever. #
But the post-Casa
carnage is gonna take
more than just words
or "whatever".
The situation required firm action,
such as a sneaky unseen bit
of Jacques trying to chat to Paige.
I need to go.
I need to go pull Paige quickly.
So, what do you want us to do?
Move over there?
I'll sit next to her,
but leave a gap,
and then Andrew sits the other side,
then you can just say it to her?
No, we're not kidnapping her.
If it's set up, she'll know.
Go over there and say,
"Just go pull Danica for a chat."
Not straightaway, though. Nah, nah.
Need a favour, mate.
Jacques wants to get Paige alone...
Mm-hm. ..and Danica's with her.
Oh, OK. Yeah. So if you can just
pull her... Tell me when.
How you doing, sweet cheeks?
Good, how are you guys doing? Good.
I'm good, honey buns.
Can I chat to you? Yes.
Enjoy.
Au revoir, ladies.
When shall I go, now? Right after?
I can't go right after,
I've got to leave it a minute.
I've not spoken to him as much
as I've spoken to him the last...
Hello. Hello. You all right?
Yeah, you?
Why does he always grin?
Can I borrow you?
No. No, you... Don't, because then
Paige is gonna be on her own. No.
No, you'll be all right.
No, I'm good.
Oh, shit, that means Jacques
is about to come and see you.
I'm not sitting here.
No, he's not. No, he's not.
Sit down, then.
Sit down. No! Why?
Come with me now.
PAIGE LAUGHS
She's in a vulnerable position.
I'm sticking by her.
Vulnerable position?
She's not down a dark alley!
Sit down.
Are you joking?
Luca! Luca!
I hate you...
Paige, I tried my very best.
How convenient Jacques has
stood up. I can walk. Aw, see.
Aw, Paige, I'm really sorry.
Are you OK?
Yeah, I felt a bit sorry for ya.
I don't need your pity, it's fine.
I didn't want you to feel like you
were a third wheel or anything,
y'know? I thought I'd come save ya.
No, I'm good. I can save myself.
Aw, good.
Yeah. How's your night been?
It's been... all right.
How's your night been?
Yeah, good, thanks.
Shame on you,
Jacques.
That small talk was so tiny,
it needed a microscope.
Last week, Andrew and Dami
ended up sleeping outside together,
and had to endure it all
in full colour!
While everyone else got to sleep
in calm, serene, black and white.
# Cos I don't want to stress
And I don't want to fight
# But I still need to know
Where did you sleep last night? #
And after a night of spooning
Andrew,
Dami was more determined than ever
to get back into Indiyah's
affections...
and ideally, into her bed.
As this unseen clip of him making
her a breakfast smoothie shows.
What are you making?
I'm gonna freestyle a smoothie.
You making some for Indiyah?
Yeah, yeah.
She's probably not gonna like it,
but I'mma try my best.
You put grapes in it? No, I'm just
mix... I'm just freestyling it.
Got to start small, you know?
And work my way back up.
Yeah, are you gonna...
Cos I am in trouble.
HE LAUGHS
No, I'm just going to throw
every fruit in there.
Does this look good?
Bring us together?
Mm. I wouldn't eat that.
Yeah, but it's going to be blended
anyway. Yeah, fair.
If you're going to blend it,
then fine.
Put some sugar in there as well...
Not seen anyone put sugar in there,
too, so that's maybe a bit odd.
What? I'm experimenting.
This is what I do. I like this.
Do you want... What's this?
Do you think this is cinnamon?
Why are you putting it in my hands?
Taste it.
Lick it, lick it, lick it, lick it.
Let's lick it together.
Why are we licking it together?
Come on. Go on.
SHE SPLUTTERS
Do you think
I should put this in here? Ugh!
Do you really think
I should put this in here? Yeah!
Indiyah, it's time
for your sugar, cinnamon
and slightly squidgy kiwi smoothie.
What a love potion
This is nutritional.
It's the best I've ever done.
What is it?
Just taste it, see if you can guess
what's in it. I'm scared.
Why are you scared?
Because that looks disgust...
It looks like a vomit, doesn't it?
SHE RETCHES
Very nutritional.
Get you starting your day.
I'm scared.
Don't be scared, just try it.
Wait, what is it?
Yeuch.
It's a little-known
fact
that kiwi fruit and cinnamon
is an aphrodisiac.
With the emphasis on the "yak".
Now, if you are having
relationship problems
and your love life is in a mess,
who is the obvious person
to ask what to do?
It's Ekin-Su!
They're boys,
at the end of the day, babe... Yeah.
And that's what I mean,
they're boys. I don't need a boy.
You want a man.
I want a man.
Paige, just give it... Call it off.
Yeah.
Keep yourself busy, you're doing
great. You look great, you're happy.
There's how many men are there
in the world?
Eight billion trillion men?
Yeah, like...
You can go fishin'
and one might be raw and dodgy.
But there's a lot more fish there.
You might catch a shark.
Or you might catch something
really beautiful.
Yeah. Not a shark.
I feel like...
Actually, a shark could be...
I feel like I just caught an eel.
THEY GIGGLE
Paige, Ekin-Su doesn't
know the first thing about fish.
She's hooked up with a stallion.
Earlier this week, Danica and Josh
were on rocky ground as well.
Here's an unseen bit
of what gives her the ick.
Look, I don't how I feel, 100%.
And I don't know how to word it.
But all I know is that there is
a part of me that is a bit, like,
he's got the looks, the personality,
the energy I said I need matching.
But, then, also, there are little
things that do give me the ick.
And, like...
For me, wear just plain shorts.
Why are you wearing fancy palm trees
and shit?
It really gives me the ick.
No, I'm not being a knob.
But that's your preference...
It was a bit like, hmm.
..his dress sense, just sort it out.
And don't get me wrong, he can
pull it all off. Yeah, it suits him.
Like, respectfully,
he pulls it all off.
But, even when
he wore those dungarees,
I am not about to walk around
with my man
wearing dungarees and a bucket hat.
INDIYAH GIGGLES
No, I'm sorry.
I'm not. God forbid...
Different,
because he can pull it off. Yeah.
But, like, it was cute at the time,
but then now I think of it like,
the nose boop.
Why are you nose booping me?
That's so immature. Yeah.
Why are you giving me nose boops?
Yeah.
That shit ain't even cute
because it's actually quite silly.
Yeah, I know.
And it's not personal any more
because he actually nose boops
everyone.
Oh, Josh, I'd run
in there and nose boop you myself,
but current COVID protocols
forbid me
to come within one-and-a-half villas
distance from you.
If you've ever been doing
your maths homework and thought,
"What's the point?
"I'm never gonna use this
in later life,"
just remember,
one day you might end up needing it
to kill time on Love Island.
One.
HE SNIGGERS
Two.
Three.
Four.
Five. BOTH: Six.
THEY YELL
We started playing
this counting game.
I was like,
"You have to close your eyes
"and we all have to say a number.
"If two people go at once,
you have to restart."
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Five. Six. Seven.
Eight. Nine. Ten. 11.
And we got to ten and we're buzzing.
12. 13. 14. 15.
And we're like, OK, we're getting
good at this. We are getting good.
16!
17! 18!
19!
THEY YELL No!
We are like,
we're not going to get 100, though.
We are not going to do that.
27. 28. 29. 30.
And then we went for 50.
31.
32. 33. 34. 35. 36.
37. 38. 39. 40!
41. 42.
HE SHRIEKS,
GIGGLING
44. 45.
46. 47. 48. 49. 50!
THEY CHEER
And then we thought,
one step further,
where we are all sat on a couch
holding hands
and see if we can get to 100.
Any words of wisdom, Dami?
We got this. So that's for 100.
Let's get this. All right, 100.
Let's do it. 1.
This must be
the perfect time
to ask the age-old question...
So I know that number two
comes after number one.
So it can't be that. Can it?
Find out after the break.
'Sorry'
by Joel Corry
# I can see my whole world changing
# There's no need to live
If I can't be with you... #
Welcome back
to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
We're like the after party
to the main show's big event.
We have the superstar DJs
known for sucking...
I mean, dropping serious bangers...
Ch-ch-ch-ch.
..totally turning things
on their head...
Oh, that was all of it!
..and driving the crowd crazy.
MILD WHOOPING
# There's no need to live
If I can't be with you
# What I did was wrong, I'm sorry
# You don't know how much
I really miss you. #
CHEERING
It's lucky they look
so good because they sound terrible.
Before the break, we left you
with the boys using maths
as a form of meditation...
Let's do it. One...
..but what happened next?
Two.
Three.
Four.
Go away.
What the fuck are you doing?
Just go away.
Go away.
Get out! Go away.
What are you doing?
Out!
That's broke us right up.
Gem, go away.
Nah!
You're breaking the energy.
No, I just wanna observe.
No, no, no.
I wanna observe.
One. Two.
Three. Four.
Five.
Six. Oh, shit.
Did you all say it, yeah?
You did? Hmm.
I think that's Gemma's fault.
Fucking Gemma, man.
We were on a roll.
Time to introduce
the Islanders to their new
Turkish language teacher.
Meet "Feckin-Su".
What's "fuck you" in Turkish?
Siktir git.
That's so long.
So think of, "I'm sick."
Sik...
Sik...
..tir git.
..tir git.
- Like, "You fucking git."
- Siktir git.
Siktir git.
LAUGHTER
If my parents are watching this...
Siktir git.
That is so good.
I'm gonna say that to Luca.
Do it.
You wanna try a bit?
Siktir git.
Sig...
She's teaching me Turkish.
What does it mean?
Fuck you!
Go on, tell me some swear words.
OK, so siktir git means fuck you...
Yeah.
..in Turkish.
Say it.
Zig-zigger.
Miles off.
LAUGHTER
Basically, "I feel so sick."
As in, "I feel sick."
That's the first word. Sik...
Sik...
..tir...
..tish...
No, "tir", yeah.
Siktir git.
Yeah, siktir git.
Siktir git!
LAUGHTER
That's like, "Fuck you!"
Was that good? Yeah!
Siktir git!
LAUGHTER
If you think learning
to say rude words
in a foreign language is childish,
then check out this infantile
unseen clip.
Right, where am I standing?
What are you playing?
What's The Time, Mr Wolf?
Oh, OK.
What's-what's the what?
What's The Time, Mr Wolf?
What's The Time, Mr Wolf?
I wanna play!
It was actually pretty fun, man.
Like, Mr Wolf, red light,
green light. Same thing, but, yeah.
Behind the line.
All behind the line, please!
Gemma was the wolf.
Gemma,
can you take your glasses off
so we know who you're looking at?
No!
I'll just shout whoever it is.
THEME FROM THE PINK PANTHER PLAYS
Right, I'm gonna start.
All right, go.
As my back's turned,
they sort of try and catch up to me.
But as soon I turn around and look
at them all, they have to freeze.
She was a very fast wolf. Literally,
she turns around, turns back.
You don't even get to move
a proper inch yet.
Luca! Luca!
A lot of people got caught out
so didn't even make it, like Luca.
Luca, you're out.
I'm not getting in the fucking pool.
Indiyah, I fucking heard that!
LAUGHS
GIGGLING
Deji!
SNIGGERING
Way too many people!
Paige.
Paige, get in, girl.
Andrew!
Dami.
Dami just, like, ran past and just
went flying past like the daybed.
I don't know what he was doing.
No, that's bullshit!
You said I have to get close
to the girl. Dami won!
All right, fine, whatever.
Yeah, normally, you'd just
get a tap on the shoulder.
Waooohh!
I won.
But then I was going to be the wolf
then everyone just started
jumping in the pool, like,
I wanted to be the wolf cos I was
gonna catch every single body out.
SHOUTING,
COMMOTION
Playtime's over,
Dami. Everyone back to class.
Earlier this week,
there was more drama between Ekin-Su
and Davide than an Italian opera.
But you are a very good player,
Ekin-Su.
Oh, my God.
Honestly, Ekin-Su, I'm tired to deal
with you. Fucking hell. Come on.
He's doing a show, look.
And exclusively
for Unseen Bits viewers,
I can now reveal what caused
this Italian stallion to bolt.
Davide said he sat on
the yellow beanbag yesterday morning
and that's why it happened.
DRAMATIC MUSIC
No-one escapes the curse
of the yellow beanbag.
HALLOWEEN THEME TUNE
Oh, I'm not sat on the yellow one.
I'm scared of that yellow beanbag,
I'm awfully sorry.
The yellow beanbag causes drama.
Anyone who sits on it,
you get drama.
Are you actually gonna take
that risk?
Breaking the curse. Wait, what's the
curse, what is the curse?
Drama. Drama llama.
LAUGHTER
It's that yellow beanbag,
I sat on it today... Yeah.
..and it fucked everything up.
I literally said, fuck the curse,
it won't happen to me.
Yeah, fucking right.
I was wrong.
I'm not sitting
on the yellow beanbag.
I tell you how you know
Ekin-Su's lost.
She's got the fucking
yellow beanbag.
BOYS SNIGGER
And when you're sat on that,
that is the hot seat.
Honestly, if you're in this villa,
you know the yellow beanbag
is no good.
Get the fuck out of the way
with your bad vibes over there!
No bad vibes.
That bloody yellow beanbag,
I hate it!
# It's like black, black magic
You work your voodoo on me
# Black, black magic
The things you do to me. #
Yo.
Are you gonna sit on the yellow one?
Yeah, I don't give a shit any more
about nothing.
LAUGHTER
Davide, no-one sits
on the yellow beanbag
and gets away with it.
# You work your voodoo on me
Black, black magic... #
I don't give a fuck.
Fucking hell, fucking actress.
I did try to warn you, Davide.
Fucking yellow beanbag.
I've kind of given up now
with the yellow beanbag.
It's pissed me right off now.
# You work your voodoo on me
Black, black magic... #
Just want to rip it up, and...
Yeah.
Yeah, I was doing lunges
with it today
and hoping something might happen.
If I can squat with all this drama
on my neck, I can do anything.
SHE BREATHES HEAVILY
Earlier in the week
on Love Island, you saw Andrew,
Luca and Dami start a game of I Spy.
So, I spy with my little eye,
something beginning with...
..B.
Bedroom.
OK, I'll give you guys a hint,
it's very close to both of you,
like, very close.
Bench.
Huh? No.
But they never
got to the end.
People up and down the country
have been left dumbfounded, outraged
and desperate to know...
Find out after the break.
Welcome back
to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
This is a show where
there's no such thing as too much.
And I can't get enough of this lot
having the time of their lives.
# Time of my life... #
Busting moves...
LAUGHTER
..and going for lift-off.
You ready?
Come on, come on!
ALL CHEERING,
APPLAUDING
I've got you, I've got you.
OK. Ready?
You've got this.
Let's go.
LAUGHTER
However, there's always one
who will come in and ruin the party.
BUZZING
What the fuck is that thing?
Guys, what is that?
Guys, what is it?
It's just a beetle.
Oh, get it away!
Get it away! GET IT AWAY!
I thought it was, like,
a king bee or something.
THEY SCREAM
I'm gone. See you later.
I'm finished, man.
THEY SCREAM
Argh! It's chasing me.
It's chasing me!
No, it was literally chasing me.
Nobody puts these
unseen bits in the corner.
Earlier this week, on Love Island,
a game of I Spy
left the nation baffled
as they were left hanging
and waiting for the answer.
Bench?
No. Huh?
So, what B was Andrew referring to?
Here's...
Erm...
Count again.
Get in, then hold hands
and shut eyes.
You just picked it up, Luca.
It's a bottle.
Bottle. Ah!
I Spy is a bit tough
for you guys.
Why don't you go back
to counting to ten?
It's hard work, lying around
in that villa, sunbathing.
The poor things must be exhausted.
TEXT ALERT
So, in their infinite wisdom,
the producers
sent them for a day out.
Incoming, boys!
But you do know
what R and R is, lads, don't you?
Roller-coasters and rides?
"Roller-coaster and rides!"
HE LAUGHS
We're going to a theme park, boys!
LAUGHTER
Not quite.
The boys went to the spa,
and here are some bits
you didn't get to see.
Do you think they are jealous?
Of course they're jealous.
They've had everything
in this villa.
Mate, they went on
a three-day bender to Casa Amor
and then come back
with three blokes.
About time the boys
actually got something good.
Appreciate while we got it, boys,
cos we'll be back in a bit, so...
Take it all in. A little bit
of a zen moment. R and R.
We all got our legs up.
Come on, boys.
A bit of...
You know, let it out.
Let some feelings out.
- Let it out.
- Let it out. Ekin-Su...
LAUGHTER
Let it go.
And in.
And out.
And in.
And out.
THEY HUM MEDITATIVELY
All the boys needed was a bit
of R and R for calm to be restored.
Boys' time!
Boys' time! Boys' time! Boys' time!
Boys' time! Boys' time! Boys' time!
Boys' time! Boys' time!
It turns out you can
take the boys out of the villa,
but you can't put the zen
in the men.
Zen it up.
Someone needs to zen it up.
With a tense week
of drama unfolding,
the boys needed to discuss
some of the more important issues.
Such as trying to think
of a new name for Luca.
You could be a Jake.
You reckon? Yeah.
No, you couldn't be a Jake.
You could be a...
You could be a Stephen.
No! No, you have to look at
his face, like.
On personality as well.
I'd probably go, like, Jonathan.
- No.
- Jonathan
I could be Zak.
You're an Adam, or summat. Adam.
Adam?
# Say my name, say my name... #
Hmm. Adam...
I've heard that name before.
# Baby, baby, baby... #
A lot of things have changed
since Adam was here before.
We have a new villa,
Adam is four years older,
and he's gone and got himself
a funny little Mickey Mouse tattoo
on his leg.
How cute
And the girls were excited
by the new OG Islander.
Surprise, surprise.
Do I know you?
Wait, we know you.
Wait, what? Is this not Adam
from season whatever?
Pfft. Yeah, "whatever"
Hi. You OK?
He's been in here before!
No, it's not, it's not.
No, hang on.
Is that, like, THE best lookalike
you've ever seen? Hi!
It was probably
his new Mickey Mouse tattoo
that confused them.
Here's some unseen bits
of the girls figuring out
if it really was the real Adam,
or a real-life fake Adam.
Talk me through your tattoos.
My tattoos...
I love tattoos. Do you know what,
some of them mean something,
and some of them don't.
I've got one of my leg which -
I can't pull my jeans up,
but you'll see it tomorrow -
that one was just
a stupid party boy phase,
where I was like,
"I'm just gonna get this one."
What is it? It's, like, just
a Mickey Mouse that's swearing.
A Mickey Mouse?
Yeah.
Don't wanna talk too much
about what you've done beforehand,
because I feel like
this is different.
Yeah, clean slate? Clean slate.
2.0. Exactly, yeah.
Lucky. One in a million chance,
you know that.
Do you know how lucky you are?
Oh, I know, trust us!
All I've literally been saying here
is that you only get one chance
on here, you get one opportunity,
and then here comes...
I've killed
all of your little one-liners.
You literally have.
You've absolutely booted that
and just gone, "Well, not me."
Yeah.
"I'm special, bitch!"
I'm good with a little bit.
Oh, shit, sorry.
It's a trick, my party trick.
Party trick?
Put your finger in here.
That sounded so bad.
If you had to make a Tinder bio,
what would it be? Erm...
HE SIGHS
What would be mine?
"Nothing else needed..."
Something like that.
SHE LAUGHS
If anyone ever realises
that I'm in love with them,
it'll be because, like,
you know in Nando's,
where you get them, like,
hummus starters,
if I ever share one of them
with someone... Yeah?
..that'll be it.
Basically marriage.
Honestly, like, marriage is nothing.
Will not share food at all.
I'll share everything else in life.
Just not hummus?
Just not hummus. I feel
really passionate about hummus.
You know what's even better,
is I don't really like hummus.
You can have all the hummus
in the world.
This is why
we're made for each other.
We've got the little terrace.
It's giving Italy vibes, anyway,
I feel like.
Lemon trees, and all.
Yeah, they look real, don't they?
I don't know if they're real or not.
I don't think they're real.
And she
doesn't think you're real either,
Mr Adam lookalikey. Quick, run!
Get back to the lookalikey agency
before the girls call security!
After their relaxing day at the spa,
some of the boys
were having so much fun,
they refused
to return their bathrobes.
We'll lose our deposit, you know!
If we really wanna do this,
we're gonna be like...
To the left.
BOTH EXHALING
To the right. To the middle.
And then I'll go like this,
and then you bring your arm,
so it'll be like...
BOTH EXHALING
See how high I can kick.
Go on, then.
No, not in a bikini.
Kick this, kick this.
Maybe when I've got
pyjama shorts on.
Get a cushion.
Drop!
I want you
to boot it out of my hand.
Head height. No, you can do that,
you can jump kick that.
Jump kick, go.
Move out the way.
I just hope you don't drop yourself
in the process of kicking it.
Don't stack!
Don't... You're gonna move it high.
No, I'm not.
Fucking hell!
APPLAUSE
Oh, OK!
I mean, it was OK. I won't lie,
it wasn't as good
as I thought it was gonna be.
Can you do better?
Defo.
Come on, then.
Come on, then, Dami.
Let's go! Whoo! Go, go, go.
Karate Kid.
Don't say I didn't warn you guys,
you know.
All right, baby.
Watch him pull his hamstring.
Ooh!
Hey, don't be raising it too high.
Whoo!
Dami!
That's how you do it, baby.
Dami - microbiologist by day,
ninja by night.
Watching the main show,
you might think that
the terrace is the exclusive
hang-out of the girls.
However, Unseen Bits can reveal
that it is also
the secret headquarters
for this crack team
of Love Island superheroes.
This is fucking beautiful.
What a good night.
Anytime we need to plan something,
talk about something,
this is the spot.
We say "Fantastic Four",
and we meet.
Fantastic Four!
Someone...
Oh, no, no, no.
Yeah. That's the sign.
We need to keep this quiet. Yeah.
Can't let anyone else know
we're the Fantastic Four.
- Put it there.
- Fantastic Four!
Fantastic Four,
together, you are invincible!
Shall we get names as well?
No.
LAUGHTER
Black Tornado.
Mr Whippy!
LAUGHTER
No, no, no.
Do you like Mr Whippy?
Yeah. You like Mr Whippy?
Mr Whippy ice cream.
Mate, they're banging, 99s.
And then... What do we call him?
SpongeBob.
ALL LAUGH
I'll take SpongeBob.
Fucking SpongeBob!
What's yours? I'm trying
to think of his situation.
What's that fucking hedgehog?
Sonic. Sonic!
Yeah, and he runs off
when he gets annoyed.
Doesn't he? He runs off!
Yeah.
I don't run off when I get annoyed!
Yeah, you do.
You do.
Sonic. Mr Whippy.
SpongeBob. Black Tornado.
Together, you are invincible.
One, two, three,
Fantastic Four!
THEY LAUGH
# I wanna go all the way
All the way
# I wanna go all the way
With you, baby. #
Welcome back
to Love Island: Unseen Bits,
your weekly round-up
of unaired gems
of your Islanders getting down...
# I'll take it all... #
..cooling down...
YELLING
SHRIEKS AND SHOUTS
..and being upside down.
Who can do a headstand
the longest?
Let's see, let's see, let's see.
Go on, then.
Let's see.
What the fuck?
Is she up yet, or not? Yeah.
Wait.
The most quiet she's been in ages.
Can she do this more often?
Can I touch her with my leg?
Yeah.
Luca!
Yay!
How's that fair?!
We won.
Love Island is all about
relationship firsts.
First date, first kiss...
first fart.
- Listen to this.
- Dami, please...
PROLONGED FART
INDIYAH LAUGHS,
FART CONTINUES
Yeah, that's what happens.
It was:
IMITATES PROLONGED FART
It was - it wouldn't stop.
What the hell is that?
Like, how can your body
even make such a sound?
Lactose intolerant, baby.
Welcome to the club.
Whoo! So, how do you feel? Ick?
How did you let it
go on for so long?!
It just does that! It's like:
IMITATES FART
Doing a vibrant one,
but I was taking it easy.
What the fuck?! I know.
Dami...
It doesn't smell.
There's nothing smelling here.
I mean, relax, man. Then why...
No, stop, stop it now.
Cos you're waving it around. Dami!
It was just sound,
and it didn't smell.
I was waiting to get knocked out
from the smell of the fart,
but it didn't smell of anything.
I'm lactose intolerant.
This is my life.
People are used to it,
so just get used to.
Yeah, as long as it doesn't stink.
I mean, sometimes it does.
I'm gonna be real about that.
On this occasion,
I'm happy it didn't stink.
I feel like you're just
opening up a new layer to me.
Should I not?
You should.
That's my first time hearing you
do a long fart in five weeks.
Yeah, never farted before.
You've never farted around me.
I feel like he's been holding it in
and not farting around me,
and now he's finally let it go,
it might just keep coming,
but, oh, God.
Fuck it. Cat's out of the bag.
SHE SQUEALS
Meow.
I'm surprised I didn't get the ick,
to be fair.
So I guess that means something,
because... Hmph.
Brave move,
farting in front of Indiyah!
It was three years before I farted
in front of the Whitmore.
I had a belly
like a hot-air balloon.
Now, what do Luca and Gemma need
for their perfect romantic date?
A walk through spiky bushes...
..giant oversized cactuses...
and a fleeting visit from the SAS.
Ant from SAS.
GEMMA LAUGHS
You're under a very heavy
surveillance there.
Here's the bits you haven't seen.
It's a romantic setting, Luca.
Really?
I am a bit gutted.
Why?
Cos I would have done this
on Brighton beach, probably.
Gonna have to be
something really romantic, like.
I'm gonna struggle, you know what?
I'm gonna struggle,
when we get outta here,
to beat dates like this.
Well, you'd better get thinking,
better get planning now.
Is this not good enough?
No - you, yourself,
you'd better get planning.
Yeah, well, I've got enough
time to think about it. OK.
Yeah, take notes.
Ten years later...
Ten?
It would be nice to go somewhere
with just us two, obviously. Yeah.
And then I wanna start taking you
on exciting holidays as well.
What?
I wanna do skiing.
Right, OK, skiing. Mm...
We can do...
You say it's not a holiday.
No, it's a trip.
Skiing is a trip.
Listen, a trip is going to Margate,
not going skiing in France.
A holiday is, like, sunbathing.
New York would be a trip.
OK. An amazing trip,
but it's still a trip.
SHE LAUGHS
It's nice to hear you actually open
up when you're not around everyone.
Oh, God. Or in the bed.
I've been opening up so much lately.
No, you're not.
Don't say that I'm not.
You're not, you're not.
I really am.
Luca, I've been so nice to you
today.
So now I'm gonna be, like,
a cow for the next few days.
OK. What? Just to, like, recover...
Yeah. ..from all this?
Just to, like...
calm you down a little bit.
And then might get a little bit more
in a week's time.
Aw, how romantic.
HE BURPS
Luca!
HE LAUGHS
Now, I'm not sure how twins happen -
I'm not a biologist - but Dami IS,
so I'll let him explain.
You want my babies? I'll give you,
like, twins right now.
You want twins?
You won't have any choice.
I actually do, you know.
It's not up to you
if you want twins.
I do, I just talk to my penis
and say, "Look, I want a girl..."
I don't want... I don't know.
I don't mind having twins.
First?
Not first.
I want a girl first.
That's not up to you.
I'm telling you...
Well, I want a boy.
You want a boy first?
I genuinely don't mind.
Yeah, we can have a girl.
As long she looks just like me.
What would be the name?
Indiyah.
Mm, no!
I wanna name my daughter Indiyah!
Yeah, OK.
Then the next daughter, yeah,
but the first one is not going
to be called Indiyah, girl.
Indiyah and Aisha.
Aisha? Yep.
One of the boys is gonna be called
Ezekiel, I'll tell you that.
No, no, no, no, no. No.
Ezekiel is being used. No, no.
Zeke's nice... Zekes? ..even though
it's short for Ezekiel.
Yeah, Zekes is calm.
Not Zekes. ZEKE.
Yeah, Zeke is calm, though.
Zeke. Whoo!
That's calm, you know?
My son Zeke. Oh-ho-ho!
Oh, God.
Not Ezekiel.
He sounds like
he's gonna be a basketball player.
I like the name Three.
"Tree?"
Man, you want to start
calling your children numbers?
Three is a nice name.
So then call them...
Call the first one One,
second one Two...
No.
..and the third one "Tree", cos...
No, it's the way
you're even saying it.
I swear, if you say "Tree" -
it's not Tree, it's THREE.
"Tree."
Not Tree.
If we had a son and you're
turning round, saying "Tree",
and I never even said that.
Say it... Say it again.
Three. Three.
You have to say it properly.
"Tree", "Tree".
Cos I would not name my son "Tree".
The number "Tree".
I wouldn't name my son "Tree".
Well, that's what it sounds...
It's Three.
Yeah, but even Three.
That kid get bullied.
No, he wouldn't.
He's gotta be able to fight.
No, he wouldn't. "Tree".
He's gonna have so much personality.
He's gonna be so individual.
Nah, if his name is "Tree", he's
gonna have a lot of personality.
He probably even have three
personalities, to be honest.
HE LAUGHS
You think you're so funny.
Oh, my God.
So we can't call our son Three?
No.
# Three times one
# What is it?
One, two, three
# That's a magic number. #
I don't want sun cream on them.
Far be it for us to
blow our own trumpet, but last week,
yet another clip from Unseen Bits
went viral.
You can imagine I'm Luca right now.
OK, I'll close my eyes.
I'll close my eyes. OK.
Gem, you all right, babe?
Do you want me to...?
Do you want a drink, babe?
Babe? Gemma?
I'm obsessed with you. Gemma...
It spread around the world
like foot and mouth...
Do you want me to suck your toe?
..or foot IN mouth.
Here's what you tweeted about it:
We have decided to give you
more of what you love.
So here's MORE in this week's...
Drum roll...
This week, I asked them to do
an impression of a fellow Islander.
Erm, OK. OK... OK.
Oh, my God, there's so many. Erm...
I need to think about this wisely.
Who's got a good accent?
I want to do Ekin-Su.
I'm trying to think what she does.
Billy...
"Hi, I'm Billy."
No, I can't do Billy.
This is Billy.
His laugh is like...
CACKLES
BILLY LAUGHS
Let me have a think,
let me have a think.
"You all right, love? I'm Billy.
"Er, dog and bone."
Paige has this thing where
she's looking for her water bottle
and she literally just says
to everyone,
"Guys, where's my beaker?"
"Hey, honey buns.
Oh, my God!
"Energy! Oh! Ooh!"
"Can I stay with you? Please?"
That's Danica.
HE GIGGLES
And then he starts doing this.
"Lu-ca-a-a.
"Luca, stop it. Luca-a-a-a.
"Can somebody help me do the...?
I don't know how to work the oven.
"Luca-a-a?"
"Fook off.
Fook off, Luca. Fook off."
SHE LAUGHS
"Luca. Dickhead."
That's Gemma.
"Got a little willy.
Stick it in my bum."
This is Luca at a re-coupling.
He's got to stand up,
and he does his trousers,
and he just stands there.
He's like...
It's just his face. He's like...
He raises one eyebrow
and sort of, like...
My impression of Dami is...
SHE BLOWS RASPBERRY
SHE LAUGHS
OK, let's do Davide.
"Li-ar! Li-ar!
"What you want me to do,
marry you?"
"Ekin-Su, do you want a carbonara?
"You are a liar!"
HE LAUGHS
"Ekin-Su, you are a liar.
You are an actress.
"You deserve an Oscar.
You are a snake that changes colour.
"You're getting bigger."
"Hi, I'm Ekin-Su.
"I'm an actress.
Bring me out of here.
"I am a ten out of ten from Turkey."
"You sat on the yellow beanbag.
"You piss me off.
You want a drama. You want a show.
"Here is your Oscar!"
"When a fit boy
with a membership in the gym
"for over six months
enter the villa,
"I need to flirt with him."
"Now get out
of my eyesight, you liar.
"Because this is Ekin-Su!"
"Davide
is still my favourite, though,
"I need to admit,
because I like Italian boys."
SHE LAUGHS
Thanks for watching! Bye!
Tune in next week
for another edition of...
And before we meet again,
in thunder, lightning
or in blistering hot sun,
I'll leave you all
with one final unseen bit.
Please remove all negative
energy from this yellow beanbag.
Any drama, any bad vibes,
please make sure
this yellow beanbag
just brings us joy and good news
and positivity.
Taking back all negative vibes,
negative energy
from this yellow beanbag,
flying it into the sky.
SHE LAUGHS
Amen.
Shall we sit on it now?
One, two, three.
Well, ladies, all three of you
have sat on that beanbag now.
We'll find out
in next week's Unseen Bits
if you've lifted
the curse of the yellow beanbag.
- Right, I think it's time to get off.
- Yeah.
See you next week.
# It's like black, black magic
# You work your voodoo on me. #