Love Island (2015–…): Season 8, Episode 4 - Episode #8.4 - full transcript

Liam goes on dates with new girls Afia and Ekin-Su as their arrival causes a stir. Indiyah opens up about her feelings for Ikenna. A game of dares ruffles a few feathers. And is Gemma turning her attention to Luca?

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
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IAIN STIRLING: Previously...

..on Love Island...

..one couple cooled things off...

I think I do want to, like,

slow it down just a little bit.
Yeah, definitely.

..while another couple
turned up the heat.

And two new girls
arrived in paradise.

Ekin-Su is causing trouble.

SINISTER: Tonight...

..the bombshells' arrival...



I'm sorry, I'm not here
to make seasonal girlfriends,

I'm here to find
the love of my life.

..causes drama.

I don't normally get jealous at all.

Am I your type?
What would you say your type is?

Probably you.

DRAMATIC CRESCENDO

The girls are gonna be fuming.

Liam's about to date Ekin-Su,
who's an actress,

and Afia,
a private members' club hostess.

And when you're about to enter

an emotionally charged situation
like this,

it's important to take
a quiet moment

to reflect, centre yourself,
and gather your thoughts to prepare.



RAUCOUS CHEERING

It's a massive boost.
Definitely what I needed.

Like, I'm buzzing now and, yeah,
I can't wait to meet the girls.

# He's going on a date, date
Da-na-na-na-na

# Date, date, da-na-na-na-na... #

I just wanna know
what they look like.

I mean, I'm sure they're gorgeous.

Yeah, no,
I'm genuinely happy for Liam,

and I really want him
to find someone.

Knowing him, he'll go on the dates
and be, like, "But I love Gemma."

LAUGHTER

Forget about Gemma
in this whole thing.

Gemma WHO?!

Gemma WHO?

She doesn't exist no more, man.
This is just you do your ting.

I think they're here to cause
a ruckus. They're bombshells.

They're here to take our men.

WHOOPING AND HOLLERING

CHEERING

It's double date time.

The question is, are the date team
going to be able to top yesterday's

squeezing-a-lemon-into-a-cup-and-
drinking-it masterpiece?

Of course not. It's a couple
of foldout tables on a gravel path.

This show's been sold to America!

Good luck, girl.
Thank you. I've got you.

What's happening? Are you OK?

Hi, I'm good. I'm Ekin-Su.

Nice to meet you.
You look absolutely stunning.

Thank you very much.
I've got to go and see Afia...

Good luck. ..but I'll come back
and see you in a bit, OK?

Hey.
How are you doing?

Are you OK?
I'm good, thank you.

How are you doing?
I'm good, you?

You look stunning.
Thank you.

How are you?
I'm good, thanks.

How are you feeling?
I'm excited.

Yeah, you should be. You should be.
Thank you. How are you feeling?

Yeah, good, good. I'm really good.
Better now.

Good. Yeah.
Where are you from?

Wales. Newport in Wales.
You've got a nice accent.

Do you think? Do you like it?
Yeah.

Where are you from?
I'm from London.

Are you? Yeah, I'm from London,
yeah. Like, South East.

I grew up in South East London.

Where's that? Like, Chelsea?
Waterloo, at a push.

Oh, is it?
Yeah, Waterloo, at a push.

Have you heard of Waterloo before?
No.

So, let's not talk about that!

So, what is it you do, then?

I work in a medical facility
as, like, a lounge host. Oh, wow.

But I work in the members' lounge,

like, smoothies, coffees,
chatting to the members.

Oh, wow, that's amazing.
What do you do for work?

I've just finished my Masters
in strength conditioning.

OK, all right. Have you had
any serious relationships?

Yes. I was with my ex
for, like, three years.

What do you want
from a relationship?

Just, a best friend and live life
and laugh and go and do some...

OK. Do you feel like you've found
that yet in the villa?

Erm... no, not quite.

Not quite?
Yeah, no.

Who were you with?
So, I was with Gemma in there.

OK. How is it, like, left now?

Erm... So, it's sort of, like,
still there.

There's a little something there?

Yeah, it's not shut off completely.
It's not shut off?

Like, the door's a little bit
wedged. A little bit, yeah.

Yeah, my foot's still in, slightly.

OK. Are you still looking
to explore other options?

It's early days. Of course I am.
I was waiting for this.

You was waiting for this?
100%. 100%.

OK, cool, yeah. I like your vibe.
You're just a laugh.

You're an outgoing girl, and that's
exactly what I want. OK, cool.

I need that sort of energy
and bubble, do you know what I mean?

Would you say I was your type
or would you say I wasn't?

No, you're definitely my type.
Yeah, 100%. Do you think I'm yours?

Do you know what? You're not
usually my usual type. Am I not?

But you're very, very pretty.
Yeah.

I do like talking to you right now.
Really?

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I think you're really nice. Yeah.

I've only had a little taster.

We'll wait to see what happens.
We'll see.

You've got to be looking forward
to it.

We need to spice it up a bit
in there. Yeah, definitely.

I think you're gonna do that,
no doubt about it.

Good, right, cheers to that.
Yeah, cheers to the date.

Thank you for a good date.

That date went well.

Liam learned that Waterloo
is a place in London!

And tomorrow, if Liam's lucky,
Afia will teach him what London is!

And Liam's not the only one
getting an education.

OK, if you had to describe me
to someone, what would you say?

Come on, now it's too difficult
at this moment of the night.

No, it's not.
Yeah, it is.

Just give three words,
it's not difficult.

Three words?
Yeah.

Well, apart from you are beautiful?

OK, that can be one of the words.
OK.

That you know what you want.

Mm-hm.
Like, you don't take shit.

So, beautiful, I know what I want,
don't take shit.

No, no. Beautiful,
you know what you want

and it means, like,
you don't take shit.

I was doing an explanation.

Right, OK, so that's two.
So, the third one?

You like when I give you attention,
probably, I don't know.

That's funny. Not a lot, though,
otherwise you get bored.

Well, nice chat.
Mm-hm.

You see, it's better to not
speak during the day,

so in the evening,
we've got nice chat.

Yeah, in the daytime, you literally
didn't speak to me at all.

But today, you were with the girls,

I don't know
what you were speaking about.

Never once, you come to me.
Always, me come to you.

I think our girls, until now,
they were a bit sleeping.

They were so confident, and now,
with these two new girls coming in,

they probably need to wake up a bit
if they want still our attention,

if you know what I mean?

Liam's second date, Ekin-Su,
works as an actress in Turkey.

Oh, Liam, by the way,
Turkey is a country...

Oh, do you know what, mate?
Let's just leave it.

Hi.
Hi. How are you?

I'm good. How are you?
Nice to meet you.

Liam.
I'm Ekin-Su.

Lovely to meet you.
Nice to meet you.

How are you feeling?
I'm feeling really excited.

Yeah? So you should be.
How are you?

I'm very well, thank you.
You've got a really nice eyes.

Do you think so?
Yeah.

So have you.
Very blue.

Yeah, yours are very brown.
Thanks.

You've got the colour,
like, of the sea.

The sea?

Yeah, blue.
Yeah, blue like the sea.

You can almost swim
in it and get lost.

Are you going to get lost?

Maybe I am.
A little bit. Just a little bit.

Maybe.
I think eyes can paint a good story.

You've just got to look
into someone's eyes

and you can tell a lot, can't you?
You've got very nice eyes.

So, how old are you, then?
I can't put a finger on it.

I'm not going to say,
I want you to guess.

I'd say...

..About 25, 26?

Higher.
Higher? 27.

WHISPERS: Yeah.
27.

Does that scare you? No, not at all.
And you are...?

22.

OK. See, for me, age is not a thing.
No.

It's about connection.

100%. 100%.
And that's what I'm looking for now.

Your eyes are hypnotising me.

SHE CHUCKLES
Yeah, they are very, erm...

I love blue eyes.
Do you?

Yeah. I feel you could be
a bit of trouble, you know?

Really?
Yeah.

Don't say that now. Cheers.
A little bit...

A little bit of a troublemaker.

So, I'm actually an actress,
by the way.

Are you? I've been living in Turkey
for two years.

I'm an actress out there.
So, I do, like, soaps.

I've played really weird characters
as well.

Don't judge me on this.
I won't judge you.

I played a serial killer.

Yeah.

I can't see you being
a serial killer.

Your eyes are too nice for that.

So, how's it going in the villa?

Yeah.
How's things?

It's an experience, yeah.
I've had a bit of a weird start.

OK, tell me about that.

I coupled up with Gemma on day one.
OK.

And, erm,
sort of had a little bit of a...

A little bit of a bump in the road,
shall we say?

You've got to think, right,
Liam, life's short, right?

What I'm appreciating now
is you and me,

this glass of Prosecco
and your eyes.

So, cheers.
Cheers to that.

HE CHUCKLES

IAIN STIRLING: So Ekin-Su
played a serial killer,

which has left Liam thinking,

"Why would anyone
want to kill cornflakes?"

Back at the villa, Paige and Luca
are having a catch-up.

What do you want to know?

Us.
Us. There's an "us", now?

Yeah, there's always been an "us",
hasn't there?

Yeah, for sure. Since day one, hon.

So, obviously, we both, like, out
of everyone, get to know each other.

We said to each other,
like, get to know people, 100%.

I don't mind that.

You know, just because I know
you are getting to know Tash

and getting to know other people
and things,

it's just, like,
I'd be silly to close myself.

100%.
That's all it was.

You're on my number one spot.

I've enjoyed everything
that's happened with us.

I've enjoyed being
with you the most. 100%.

And everything about it
is going well.

I find it hard to really open up
to somebody if I am, like...

not 100% sure they are really
there for it,

do you know what I mean?

When I said
you're at the top of my list,

I won't deny that to anyone.

Oh, did you?
Yeah.

You're my number one
as well on my list. Oh, really?

Even though I've had a chat
with Tasha, I've always had a big...

Not better...

It's just different.
I feel a better connection with you.

It's as simple as that.
OK, good.

Thank you. I needed that.

Tonight, he is saying
all the right things to me.

But I'm also trying not to be
my old self

and be naive, falling for it.

Because I just, you know...
I know guys know what...

Guys know what girls want to hear.
So, I'm very conscious of that.

IAIN STIRLING: Dami is filling
Ikenna in on his kiss with Amber.

Ikenna is
a pharmaceutical salesman.

Apparently, he does a very
good deal on bulk-buys of Viagra.

Oh, that's where I've...

SOLEMNLY: ..never seen that man
before in my life.

What are you saying, my G?
INDISTINCT

Nothing, man. Kissed her, innit?
Hmm?

Kissed her, innit?

What?

Properly, properly?
Yeah, proper with lips, innit?

Well, how did she take it?
She took it, innit?

Did she kiss you back?

Yeah, she did. She said
she wouldn't have if she didn't...

I can't remember what she said,
to be honest.

I wasn't really listening.
Oh, boy!

Hey, honey.
Hi.

You OK?
Yeah.

She kissed.

Stop it!

For definite? How?

How did it happen? I was like,
"Oh, what are you thinking?"

He was like, "I can't really say,
but I can show you."

That's a cheesy line.

SHE SQUEALS

First kiss for me.

It was cute, for sure.

# Darling, you send me... #

It's been an amazing date,
hasn't it? Yeah, it really has.

Shall we head back into the villa?
Let's go.

Cheers to that. Let's do this.

Let's go.

Afia, should we head back in?
Yeah, sure.

Let's go meet the gang.

Come on, girl.

All right, we are linking.
I like this.

THEY LAUGH

# You send me

# Honest, you do

# Honest, you do. #

This is fun.
I can smell the flowers, guys.

I thought you were immune to it
because you've seen it all.

I know.
Go on, guys.

Oh, my days.

They've arrived here.
They're coming.

What, they're here?
They're here.

I'm really nervous.

Babes, this place...
Oh, my days.

THEY LAUGH

Oh, my God. Let me neck it.

Hello, welcome.
Hi.

Wow!

Hello, hello, hello.
Welcome to our gaff.

You know what is. Dami.
Hey, nice to meet you guys.

Ekin-Su.
Ekin-Su?

Yeah, nice to meet you.

The one on the left.

The red one, I really fancy.

Yeah. Yeah, that one.

Fuckin' hell.
Wow! Wow!

Wow, wow, wow!

The two new girls are fire.

IAIN STIRLING:
After his double date,

Liam's brought Ekin-Su and Afia back
to the villa to meet the other boys.

Well, that was your first mistake,
mate.

How are you?
I'm good, man.

How was it? I'm good. Yeah,
really good. Really good dates.

Hello, Ekin-Su. Luca. Nice to meet
you. You smell really nice.

Yeah? Same. Well, you, too. Same.
Cheers, mate!

Ekin-fucking-Su.

Oh, my Jesus God! Jesus.
Oh, she's gonna cause trouble.

Right, so how did the dates go,
then? The dates went really well.

Like, Liam's really charming,
he's funny. Yeah. Liam's nice.

I had a really nice date with him.
Yeah, same.

We both went on a date
with the same guy. I know.

Did you feel like you had
a connection with anyone?

We'll wait and see,
we'll wait and see.

Tell us about you guys.
How old are you, where are you from?

So, I'm 27. I'm from Essex, but
I am originally background Turkish.

I'm an actress, so I do acting
in Turkey,

and I've done like soaps
and stuff here. Cool.

ITALIAN ACCENT: You understand,
Davide? Buongiorno.

I love the accent. You?
I'm Afia, I'm 24, I'm from London.

I work as, like, a lounge host
in a private members' club.

What's it called?
You go Mayfair a lot, yeah?

Who's coupled up with who, then,
yeah?

You, who are you coupled up with?
So, I'm coupled up with Gemma.

You're coupled up with Gemma?
OK, so we didn't know that.

OK, you guys are coupled up.
And you are?

Dami, who are you coupled up with?
This pretty lady right there.

Amber, nice. Lovely, lovely. Andrew.
Yeah, I'm with Tasha. Tasha.

OK, nice. Single.
Aw. Yeah.

Obviously!
OK.

Who are you with?
I'm with Luca.

Just Luca, yeah? Yeah, OK.

Let me spill the tea, right? I'm
telling you, the girls are rattled.

I'm not gonna lie.

But I've got to back myself,
because if we don't back ourselves,

I'll be, like, in a heap, crying.

Initial top three?

Top three? You go first.

No, you go first. All right,
to be honest, I don't mind.

Dami, Andrew.

Fuck, I can't pick the third one.

OK, mine is, Andrew, Luca, Davide

and, obviously,
I had a nice time with Liam as well.

Davide, I hope I'll see you in the
gym, yeah? Yeah. Are you OK?

She seems like a lovely girl,
but, yeah, very forward.

Gonna go for what she wants.
Yeah, that's annoyed me a bit.

I want to see if you're all talk
or, like, you know, action.

He ain't all talk, trust me,
he ain't all talk.

Sorry, I'm not trying to steal
your man. No worries at all.

Maybe we mix up now, the girls.
Oh, my gosh!

Ekin-Su,
she really knows what she wants,

she's so confident. Just, I think,
the girl we need inside the villa,

because I think our girls until now,
they were a bit sleeping.

They were so confident.

And now they probably need
to wake up a bit

if they want still our attention,
if you know what I mean.

Ekin-bloody-Su!

Mate, I said to Paige, do not panic.

There's nothing to worry about.

Fuck!

Mate, that Ekin-Su, she is
dangerous. She is dangerous, man.

Everyone needs to work out now.

Mate, I'm going gym now.
What's going on?

They were both mad dates,
to be fair.

That Ekin-Su,
that Ekin-Su's naughty.

I wanna rip her clothes off, man.

Yeah,
she's gonna cause absolute carnage.

Do you know what he said to me
before she started talking?

"I have a good feeling with this
one."

Ekin-Su is causing trouble.

Oh, yeah. Obviously Afia
is a lovely girl as well.

Yeah, she's fit as well.

I want to talk to you girls,
like,

I'm dying to know
what's going on with you girls.

No-one's like, right,
I'm married off now. Yeah.

No-one's married off.

It's not like you're, like,
so set on talking to one person.

Like, you need to make sure
you're talking to everyone.

You're just getting to know people.
It's Love Island, not Friend Island.

Anyone in Friend Island

or is everybody
still just getting to know everyone?

No-one's in Friend Island, no.

Everyone is just getting to know...
Yeah.

I'm sorry, I'm not here to make
seasonal girlfriends,

I'm here to find
the love of my life.

If I make friends with someone,
cool,

but I'm not here to be,
like, you know what I mean, so...

As long as we're all open
and honest with each other as girls,

it's gonna make things
a lot easier

and a lot more comfortable for us
as well.

Wait, wait. How old are you all?

24. 24.
23. 23.

I'm a baby.

Yeah, you're 19.
I'm 19.

You could be my little sister
that I, like, protect.

I mean, I'm sure she wasn't
meaning it in a bitchy way,

but I felt like, I felt like
it was a bit patronising

and I just felt a bit, like, oh...

IAIN STIRLING: Come on, Gemma,

I'm sure Ekin-Su
wasn't patronising you.

Anyway, it's time for bed
and Ekin-Su's very kindly offered

to make Gemma a nice glass
of warm milk and then tuck her in.

Sweet.

Let the games begin.

They're both stunning girls,

but it was just that comment
that pissed me right off.

"You can be like my baby sister,
like, I can give you advice."

And she was like, "Oh,
so I'm gonna go for what I want."

And I'm like,
"Yeah, bitch, same."

# We like to party

# Sleep around with secrets
Grab somebody

# But don't go tell your mama
Cos she won't sleep

# She won't sleep

# No, she won't sleep. #

Who are you feeling the most?

Ekin-Su's just here to cause
absolute carnage, ain't she? Yeah.

She's coming, like,
knowing her shit.

And she said
she doesn't like a mummy's boy.

And I'm like the definition
of a mummy's boy.

Good night. Good night.
See you downstairs.

Where's my...?
Oh, here's my girlfriend.

Tasha. Yeah. So she obviously just,
like, said to Andrew

that she wanted to, like,
slow it down

and now she's, like,
massively regretting it.

I know. Like, they're obviously
good-looking girls.

Nothing changed what I think
about you. No, obviously not.

# Don't go tell your mother
Cos she won't sleep

# Don't go tell your mother
Cos she won't sleep

# Sleep, sleep, sleep. #

MUSIC: 'Saturated'
by Liz Lawrence

# All the colours in the universe

# That are hidden from our brains

# And in the morning
When you wake me up

# I can see them
I can see them... #

Good morning!
Good morning.

Right, Davide, gym?

THEY LAUGH

# You got planets in your eyes

# And I'm powerless
To miss them... #

So, girls, how did you sleep?

I slept for maybe two minutes.
She was actually smiling all night.

Every time I looked over,
she was smiling.

THEY LAUGH

# And in the morning
When you wake me up

# I can see them
I can see them... #

No, I go on top.
He was really sweating last night.

Yeah, it's damp where you sit there.

What are you boys saying?

One of the new arrivals
is winding the girls right up.

I'm not naming names,

but I did hear Paige say,
"Flipping heck-insu!"

Guys, you are in trouble,
you don't know!

Every fucking time
you went out the room, or he sat up,

she'd literally sit up,
and be like to him...

I just remember seeing...
BLOWS KISS

..and I was like,
"What is going on?"

We were like, "The fuck?"

Isn't that a little bit much?

Yeah, they've come in to, like,
stir shit up.

Yeah, I think so.

Anyone get a kiss off, er,
Ekin-Su last night?

Kiss?
Nah, I was getting blown kisses

every time Paige
went out of the room.

You're playing a dangerous game.
What was she doing, then?

She was, like, looking,
and she was like that,

and then she was like that.

I think every single one of us

would pull her for a chat,
though, so... Yeah.

Ekin-Su blew me
my first kiss in the Villa.

Do you know what I mean?
I've caught that.

That's gone straight in the draw.
It's coming home with me.

The girls are gonna be fuming.
They're fuming.

Low-key shitting it,
I'm telling you.

What's Gemma saying?
Got a little action?

Gemma?

I think she wouldn't be
scared of them.

I'm going to go
and have a chat to both.

I think, yeah,
all of us have kind of said that.

Do you think Davide
would possibly use her

to get you a bit jealous

and see how you would react
a little bit?

Yeah, he was smiling
a bit like a Cheshire cat

when he was brushing his teeth,

and she was in there brushing her
teeth. I was just like...

They were very keen
to go to the gym with her

with Davide and "Erkin"...

No, not "Erkin"...
Ekin-Su, Ekin-Su.

I am confident in myself.

I know what I want,
and nine times out of ten,

I do get what I want,

but this could be
the one-time difference.

I mean, I'm still happy
to get to know them,

I'm not going to be a bitch,
but be a bitch to me,

and you ain't gonna get
the "nice Amber".

THEY LAUGH
Yeah, and me.

If you say
another patronising comment,

then you can shove it
right up your arse.

It literally just feels like...

Good morning, girls.

ALL: Hey!
Come and sit over here!

We're going outside quickly.

We can finish our debrief
without you girls!

THEY LAUGH

All nice things, I hope.

Don't bitch too much about me, OK?
I'm joking.

THEY LAUGH
Oh, bless her. Let's go.

Those are my favourites.
I have those.

WHISPERING: Shall we go
on the terrace?

What?
Shall we go on the terrace?

Ew!
Yeah.

THEY LAUGH

Are we going upstairs?
Yeah, let's hide!

Tash is shitting herself.

She said all the girls
are a bit territorial.

They're obviously gonna try and hold
a good poker face,

but I'm sure
they're all sweating inside.

Let the games begin!

Morning, boys.

GIRLS LAUGH
Morning, girls!

Morning.
What's up?

Who wants a protein pancake?
Come on!

Oh, yeah, can you do that? I want
one. Make some for everyone.

I will. All right,
where's all the ingredients?

Ingredients in the fridge.
Pans in here.

I got you, I got you.

THEY LAUGH

Oh!

This is banter!

Are you a good cook, then?
Yeah.

What can you chef?
Anything you like.

What's you girls' plans today, then?
Erm, chat to you, guys.

Get to know everyone, really,
because I don't know anyone yet.

Is that girls included,
or boys first?

Definitely, girls are included.

For me, it's boys, so I'm
gonna go to the guys first.

THEY LAUGH

The girls can wait.

She's got a pan out.
She's making some eggs.

Who's having eggs?
That means egg breath.

I bet she's gonna cook
for them all.

She's making seven eggs
with Davide so they can train!

Do you usually make pancakes
in the morning?

Yeah. Before I work out.

She's got a PT session with Davide
this morning booked in now.

THEY LAUGH

Where's the forks gone? Here.

Oh, fuck!

THEY LAUGH QUIETLY

Did they see you?

Listen, where's the other girls
making food for you guys, eh?

I know! I know mine might not be
perfect, but...

Of course not.

I'm wife-material, you know.
You reckon?

Yes.
I see.

I'm just ready
to get to know the guys today,

so I think it's time that I just
made my move with certain people

that I had my eye on already,

and just, like,
go and speak to them,

so I'm excited.

Every morning, I can make it
for you, Davide.

Yeah... Thank you.

Just don't tell Gemma.

There you go.
AFIA LAUGHS

Bless him.
He's so smiley! He's so cute.

Right...
Aw, bless. He's really sweet.

I know he is!
It's a shame he's coupled up.

That don't mean nothing,
that boy is definitely interested.

He sat there, smiling, like,

"I've got my fucking future wife
making me breakfast."

I feel like you guys got
something in common already,

I'm not even joking. Go! Just...

I don't know,
you've got a bit of a vibe.

WHISPERING: Do you think
he likes Gemma?

Shit, I forgot about the girls.

SHE LAUGHS
Wow!

I swear to you, I actually did!
I forgot about the girls.

I'm not gonna lie,

I don't think a 19-year-old
is your competition.

It's a very dry couple,
like, it's like...

Where's the "amore" kisses?
Where's the, where's the...

ITALIAN ACCENT:
"..good morning, baby."

You know? Where is this?
I ain't seeing this right now.

I didn't sleep last night
because I was excited.

But, yeah, babes,
I am so excited for today.

# You think you hot hot

# You ain't got it like me
Don't lie, baby, tell the truth... #

IAIN STIRLING: As an actress,
Ekin-Su's got incredible range.

She's played a businesswoman,
a serial killer,

and now she's taking on
her greatest role...

flirty single who finds
Italian man's joke hilarious'

Did someone told you
it was the pink day?

SHE GIGGLES

So, tell me something about you.

I'm very, like, confident in myself.
I can see.

If I... I'm not scared of life,

because my theory in life
is you have one life.

And I always live my life
in the moment, to the best.

Whether it's good or bad,
I try and chill all the time

and just look in the good sides.
Opinions don't really bother me.

I'm probably the same.
Are you? Yeah, a lot of people...

I feel like a lot of girls
think you're, like,

you maybe love yourself and...

But I feel like, deep down,
you're sweet.

Yeah, because, I mean, that is the
first thing

people can see from outside.
They see I'm good looking,

they straightaway to the point that,
you know,

I love to myself, you know?

So, what's going on
with you and Gemma?

Naturally, on paper,
Gemma is my kind of girl, you know?

She knows what she wants and...

..the only thing is
she expects a lot from the man.

And I don't know how long
it's gonna bring us, you know,

because... I'm not the kind of man
that chase you forever.

Am I your type?

You could be.

On paper, maybe she is more,

but your personality, mindset,
is actu...

I mean, it's one also the things

that I'm looking in a woman,
you know? Yeah.

You know what you want.
Yeah.

You don't take shit...
No, I don't.

Like here, you didn't give a shit
whatever the girls say.

You said what you thought, you know?

It's something good.

Yeah. I'm excited to work out.

Yeah,
everyone is excited for our workout.

I know. We have to smash it.

Apparently, she's really into me.

Er...

It's dangerous, it's dangerous.

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What would you say your type is?

Probably you.
Oh, really? Ooh!

I'm, er, gonna go...

Yeah, I'm not even just saying it,
I'm being actually serious.

No, I'm actually being serious.
Oh, shit, boy.

Yeah.
Based off of what?

Just based off of looks.
Oh, really?

Yeah. Oh, you didn't mention that
last night.

Listen, I was thrown in the deep end
last night.

Oh, a bit shy,
didn't want to mention it.

No, but, like... I did.
I said my top two, innit?

Yeah, yeah, didn't wanna say the
third one. No, no. Is it?

I just thought I was getting
a bit much, just listing off boys.

How do you feel, like,
coming in here?

Do you know what, yeah? Like,
initially, it's just like a lot,

just taking it in.
A lot going on, yeah.

So many personalities. I'm like...

I feel like you guys could tell,
I'm just take a step back...

100%. Do you know what I mean?
Soak it all up.

How do you feel in your coupli...?
Is it a coupling, or...?

Mm-hm.
Yeah, I'm chatting to Indiyah.

I'm also really open into, like,
getting to know everyone, I think.

OK. So, your top three,
who was your top three again?

Girl that was here, that was Amber.

She's lovely, yeah.
She's really nice.

And then Indiyah.
And then Paige.

They're literally
at the kitchen now.

So, Amber, Indiyah, Paige.
Yeah, yeah.

Would I squeeze into your top three?

Oh, I can't... I can't say for now.

Squeeze in there!
I can't say for now, but...

You'll see, you'll see about it.

We'll have to see. Wait and see.

Gemma loved Ekin-Su's performance

of flirty single who finds
Italian man hilarious so much,

she's taken on her own role...

woman who's not bothered
by Italian man's flirty behaviour.

It's the part she was born to play.

Obviously,
you are getting to know Ekin-Su,

which is absolutely fine,
which is what you're here to do.

And... I can't have
any problems with that.

So it's just sort of...

Not giving you space,
but just letting you speak to her,

and just sort of seeing
what she is about.

Yeah, I mean, I'm just gonna speak
with her, you know.

Doesn't mean nothing.

So, let's speak about us,
to know each other better.

What do you think about the fact
that I'm much older than you?

I mean, you are not bothered
about that?

No, it's not an issue for me at all.
I feel like if it was,

then I wouldn't have wanted to
get to know you in the first place.

And, as I've said, like,
I've been speaking to guys

and seeing guys that are...
Much older than you?

Yeah. So it's not...
It's not something that, you know,

that I'm not used to,
or you're the only one,

or anything like that.
It's very normal for me. OK.

So, for me, it's not an issue.

But I feel like for you,
is it an issue?

No, for me, it's not an issue
about the age.

I actually say sometimes
maybe you're more mature than me!

Really?
BOTH CHUCKLE

Has Ekin-Su
not had her workout yet?

That woman's better at putting off
going to the gym than me,

and I'm on 34 years and counting.

How's it going, ladies?
Hello. Morning!

Good. You all right?
Is it pink club?

I think it is.
Sundays, we wear pink.

I'm gonna pop to the gym now,
but I might as well say hi.

How's your morning been so far?

Really good. How's yours?
Chill.

How are you feeling this morning?

I feel fine. Just energetic.

Just ready for anything
that comes my way.

Yeah!
Bring it on.

Don't worry, we're not...

No, guys,
I'm not aiming at you lot, OK?

I'm here to make friends as well.

I'm just saying, like,
I'm not bothered with any drama

that comes my way,
or if anything happens. No.

I don't want you to get
the wrong perception of me.

I feel like everything's just,
like, super chill,

like we said last night, really.
Like... It's like... Yeah.

Obviously, I'm getting to know
Andrew bit more still,

and then I'm getting to know Luca
a little bit as well.

Things have been going well
with Luca. Like, we have good chat,

we have good bedtime chat
and things, it's nice.

Do you guys cuddle a lot?
Yeah.

Really?
Footsies, bit of cuddling.

I didn't see you guys cuddling
last night.

No, it was much more
under the cover bits, you know?

I didn't see that. I was awake.
AWKWARD LAUGHTER

I'm joking, no, OK, cool.

Right, I'm gonna go to the gym.
See you later.

All right. See ya.

What?
What, is she, like, keeping tabs

on how many times
he touches me through the night?

Weird.

Let's warm up a bit.

Arms.

Yeah. All right,
I'll warm up with you.

I don't think I can watch this.
This is fucking cringe as fuck.

We'll do the light weights first.
Yeah.

SHE GIGGLES

Right.

Feel the burn.
Mm-hm.

Don't push too hard.
Yeah, just a warm-up.

Will this change anything for you,
though?

Like, will you one claim him
as yours, sort of thing?

No. It will not make me want
to put any more effort in.

Actually, it could make me
go the other way,

and just think, "Fuck this shit."

Yeah.
That's a shame, innit?

Go on, go on!

Shall I try as well?

BOTH LAUGH

No!

It's not working for me.

I feel like if it was
the other girl,

and she was getting to know him,
like, it would be, like,

because she's a gen...
Like, she'd do it in a nice way.

And she's made it very clear,

she was like,
"I'm fiery, I'm this, I'm that."

She made a comment yesterday, like,
"Oh, you know,

"you can come to me for advice,
and I can be your big sister."

"Like, who the fuck
are you talking to? Come on."

I sat there like,
"She's not gonna like that."

You might be trying to be nice,
but I don't appreciate, like,

patronising shit like that.

EKIN-SU LAUGHS

IAIN STIRLING: Afia and Ikenna are
discussing what their names mean.

Fascinating subject, that.

My name's Iain,
which I believe means

a man called Iain.
Interesting subject.

Where does your name come from?
Afia, does it mean anything?

Oh, do you know my name means?
No.

It actually has a meaning,
I'm glad you asked me.

My name means "health" in Arabic.
Really?

Am I pronouncing it correctly?
Yeah, it's "A-fia".

And Ikenna, what does that mean?
Ikenna means, like, "strength".

Like "God strength", or something.
Strength?

I feel like people live up
to their names.

I know I'm not the problem, yeah,
but also, like,

we have times where it's like
we don't speak about anything,

but I don't know
if he feels awkward...

I don't know, like,
what are they fucking talking about?

Yeah, I feel like,
cos she's on the ball,

so she's actually...
She's trying to find a man.

I think this is, like,
eye-opening for me

because I'm actually realising,
like, put in a position

I'm not actually used to.
Mm-hm.

Like at all.
Mm-hm.

This morning,
when she went for a chat over there,

I was just thinking,
"Why are they laughing so much?"

Uh-huh. That's cute, though.
Like, what is so funny?

So you get territorial as well?
Yeah, but that's how...

I can,
but I'm not going to show that.

But obviously I am a little bit.
Mm-hm.

When I saw that,
I was just a bit like, "Oh, OK."

I guess those thoughts and feelings
don't come from nowhere,

so obviously
that did make me realise

that there is a bit of attraction
there between me and Ikenna.

So, yeah, I guess you could say
my territorial side jumped out.

Just a tiny bit.
Not all the way, just a tiny bit.

IAIN STIRLING: Viewers are advised
that the following scene

contains images
some viewers may find shocking.

You all right?
Yeah, how are you? I'm good.

Oh! You got electric!

You got it.
Sorry.

Someone's is giving me
the electric vibes, maybe.

Maybe.

Andrew, have you got a minute?
I just want to talk to you.

Of course. Of course.

All right.
Come on, then.

Are we going now?
Yeah.

Come on, then. Where's my drink?

Sorry, I just literally
stopped you from your workout.

You looked really hot, I was like,
"Oh, my God, fit!"

Thank you. Thank you.

How are you?
Yeah, really good. Really good.

How are you finding it?
How are you settling in?

I'm good.
I really wanted to get to know you.

Where are you from?
What's your hobbies?

From an island called Guernsey.

Catch your breath. Sorry.

Yeah, no, it's fine.
It's all good.

Then, yeah,
I went to school in Somerset.

SOMERSET ACCENT: Somerset!
Somerset, yeah.

Aye, aye, captain.
I can't hear you!

Oh! Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea?

NORMAL VOICE: Sorry.
That's all right.

So, tell me about, like,
your exes and past relationships.

What have they been like?
They've been quite long, Andrew.

Like, I've had two years,
three years relationship.

OK, so are you, like,
a relationship type of person,

do you think? OK, cool.
Yeah, I am.

That's good.
What are you looking for in a woman?

To be honest, just someone
very easy to get along with

and doesn't take life too seriously.
Yeah.

I don't normally get jealous at all.
Yeah.

It's just that feeling, though,
innit, of like...

I mean, it's not nice. It's not a
nice feeling, bottom line.

It's not a nice feeling at all.
I mean, shit, it's like...

It's going off a little bit,
isn't it?

I think it is, yeah. A little bit.

I feel like everyone's
sort of got the vibe

that she has sort of come in
all guns blazing

and everyone's sort of a bit, like,
taken back by it, I think. Yeah.

And, Andrew, what's your type?

Type has always been brunette,
short, and just really bubbly

and just loves to have a laugh,
really, that's it.

I've always tended
to go with brunettes...

Do I look like your type?
Yeah, definitely.

You're brunette, aren't you?
Yeah, short.

And I go for, like, tanned girls.

Am I on your top three?
If you were to...

Top three? Erm...

I really haven't thought about that,
to be honest.

Top three?

I honestly wouldn't know.
I would have to get to know you.

I wouldn't be too worried
at this stage, for you.

Do you think?
No, yeah. I mean, it's...

I dunno, you know. I feel like...

I don't know.

I don't know if, like,
she'll be his vibe.

That's what
I'm trying to figure out.

Like, I'm trying to figure out if...

Andrew's personality
is very sort of...

..laid-back and calm and chilled,

and I think she'd just be
way too overpowering for him...

Yeah, I agree.
..personally.

I was a bit upset because...
Upset?

Yeah, because it did look like
you were quite close to Tasha.

Well, we just had a chat...

So are you open
to getting to know me?

Yeah, of course, of course, yeah.

I'm open to... Yeah, course.
Yeah?

Because I want to get to know you.

What is your type?
It's gonna sound crazy.

I go for, like, brown moosey hair.
Moosey hair?

Like, one of my exes...
Like, curly?

One of my exes
actually looks like you.

One of your exes looks like me?

Fair enough.

Without, like, scaring you.
No, that's fine.

IAIN STIRLING: After seeing Davide
flirting with Ekin-Su,

Gemma has decided to cast her net
a bit wider.

Well, if it's net-casting
you're after,

I have just the man for you,
because that man sells fish.

What's going on?

I feel like seeing Ekin-Su
and Davide in the gym this morning,

it's made me think a bit,
like, I dunno,

kind of wanting to get
to know maybe Luca more.

I feel like Luca is the only boy
in here I've not really got to know,

like, on a...
I've not had a chat one-to-one with.

I definitely am,
like, in group situations, like,

I do just find myself, like,
laughing at what he is saying

and, like, he is, sort of...
he has got a good personality.

Good chat.

Yeah, I feel like there's, like,
with Luca, I can definitely, like,

I do wanna maybe
have a chat with him. Mm-hm.

Yeah. Like...
I think you should, to be fair.

I feel like it's not fair for you
to watch Davide

potentially get to know...

No, don't just because of that,
that be the reason why.

Yeah, but I feel like you genuinely,
like,

obviously you are interested
in Davide,

but you're not completely
closed off. So don't...

Yeah, like,
I feel like you still should.

I've always been intrigued by Luca,
I think.

I think he has, as I said,
got a really good personality,

so that is something that I do want
to, sort of, just, like, slowly,

you know, nothing too mad
or formal or flirty,

just sort of get to know
a bit about him

and just on
a very friendly level first,

I think that would be nice.

# Oh, baby

# I just wanna love you, baby... #

IAIN STIRLING: Another night
and they are having another party.

This villa's like 10 Downing Street
during lockdown.

# Oh, baby, I'm satisfied

# Yeah, face down
Cock it right back

# Baby, how you not a model
With a body like that?

# Oh, baby... #
SCREAMS

What is it?
What was that?

A ladybird.
For God's sake.

LAUGHTER

# You know I'll buy it
What do you want?

# You know I got it, baby
What do you need? #

I'm in a bit of a rut at the minute.
No, I get you.

I need to get back into it, man.

Yeah. No, you have moments, like,
it happens for real.

I know, I just feel like I've been
on my own for a while now. Yeah?

Obviously, do you feel like your
type is not really here

kind of stuff?
It's fucking hard, mate.

# If I left
Would she miss me a bit?

# Is she riding my wave
Is she sinking my ship? #

Are you excited
for your first night?

Actually, yeah.
Buzzing!

Like, once we're ready,
like, yeah, I am.

I know I've been a bit serious,
throwing my stuff in,

but, no, once we're ready,
I'll be excited. Yeah, defo.

# Ooh, baby

# All over me, over me... #

Cheers to all of us
and new friendships.

CHEERING

# Hey, mamacita, mamacita... #

The Islanders are gonna to get
to know each other

a little bit better
with a game of beer pong.

And thanks to the beer
we're serving,

it's 100% fun, 100% revealing
and 0% alcohol.

CHEERING

"Perform a sexy dance
with the Islander of your choice."

You know the rules,
it's girls versus boys.

Get a ball in the cup,

and the other person has to neck
their booze-less booze

and perform the dare
on the bottom of the cup.

Who else would I want to be
rubbing my booty against?

You know,
the nice little eight-pack.

"Snog an Islander who you think
is boyfriend material."

Ooh!

ALL: Whoo!

It wasn't nice to see at all.

Like, what?
What's actually going on?

CHEERING

Holding her nose?
It's not actually going.

"Name the Islander who you see as
your biggest competition."

ALL: Ooh!
Miaow!

I'm not gonna say competition,

because I don't think there really
is any,

but I'm gonna say Afia.

I know that she does fancy Ikenna

and I'm not gonna beat around the
bush about it.

Go on, Davide.

ALL. Oh!

Shut up. "Snog two Islanders you
fancy the most."

It wasn't a shock,

but it was still a bit just, like...
GROANS

CHEERING
Yes!

ALL: Three, two, one...

"Perform a sexy crawl to the
Islander you fancy the most."

A crawl?
Yeah.

That's so degrading.
A crawl?

Just like a sexy crawl like that.

It looked like she was on course
for Andrew,

and it was a quick, little,

"Bang, Luca's having some."

It was a bit of a shock,
to be honest.

We're obviously together and she
says she likes me, kind of thing,

so I did feel a bit mugged off,
to be honest.

"Snog the Islander you see
as wifey material."

GIRLS: Aw!

That beer pong game, it kind
of shook me a little bit up, like,

"Tasha, wake up.

"Like, you've got a great guy
in front of you

"and you can lose him like that."

CHEERING

"Snog the two Islanders you'd most
like to have a threesome with."

ALL. Whoo!

Well, well, well.
You knew it was coming.

Like, be respectful and kiss Paige.

But Gemma come in, like...
SCOFFS

CHEERING

When Luca did come in for the kiss
for the challenge,

I definitely did think he had balls,
so I was, like, "OK."

That's the best game
I've played in ages, son!

I feel a bit bad on Tash
that I kissed...

Babe, it's not that deep.

I was very shocked tonight
with some of the people

coming up to certain people,
which I didn't expect.

Like, obviously, with Davide,
I expected you, but, like...

I know. I thought he was gonna come
to you all the time.

I know. It's crazy.
What's poppin', man?

You all right?

Yeah, I'm good.
How are you guys doing? Good.

How did you find the challenge?

Even though I was just witnessing
stuff, it was hilarious.

How about you, Tash?

It opened a lot of eyes for me.
Opened a lot of eyes for you, yeah?

You opened a lot of eyes too,
to be honest. Huh?

You opened a lot of eyes as well.

Actually, I wanted to crawl towards
Andrew, actually, but everyone said,

"Spice it up
and choose someone else."

Ah, but you should have...

I feel like...
SUCKS TEETH

Yeah, but I feel like...

No-one told Andrew
to say Paige is wifey material.

No, but I feel like cos you did
that, your dare was before his dare.

Yeah, I know. So you're saying
he did that as a reaction to her?

I don't know if he only did that,

but because you did that,
he's, like...

I literally was, like,
"I wanna do Andrew."

You should have done that.
You should have just been real.

Cos I thought you were gonna do
Andrew,

and then I was, like,
"Oh, shit."

So, I feel like you can't really
blame the wifey material thing.

Yeah, but I'm not even making it up.

I literally was, like,
"I wanna crawl to Andrew."

I'm not boyfriend material.

Well, he's not boyfriend material
as well.

Paige kissed Andrew as well.

That's a shocker, innit?
Yeah.

I'll just be the little side chick
on the side.

You're not the side chick.
You've got main tings.

IAIN STIRLING: Hello, I think
Luca's about to pull Gemma

for a chat.

The boy is stitching
Davide up like a kipper.

Ah, the man sells fish.

Do you want to go for a stroll?
Us?

Yeah, we're allowed.
Yeah, OK.

Why don't you guys...?
Where are you gonna go?

No, we're going for a stroll.
We're... We're going for a stroll.

I will say though,
like, Luca's my boy, obviously,

but he thinks with his heart,
bro, not his brain.

Like, everything he's feeling,
like, boom. He will act on it.

Right, we're going to the terrace.
Oh, really?

Talking on the terrace, yeah.

Well, that's intense for...
I know, it is, innit?

..our first chat.

Our first little conversation.
Wow.

If he ends up, like, trying to lips
Gemma and that ting, it's done.

What you saying?

Long time coming, Luca.
Long time coming.

Why do you feel this has been
a long time coming?

Well, I don't know. I just feel like
you're the only one

that I've not really had
a chat with, just on...

What, you've been
chatting to everyone else, have you?

Well, no, but, like...

Obviously, I want to
have nice chats with you.

Like, by the pool
and shit like that.

But, erm...
HE YAWNS

Don't tell me you just yawned.

I didn't. I didn't.
That's an ick, you know.

Is it? Is it your ick? Yeah.
I'll never yawn again. Anyway...

So you and Tasha are sort of...
finished, or...?

I haven't finished it, but, listen,
I want to know what you're saying.

And how you're feeling.
Like, I don't really...

Like, I don't really want to,
like, hurt anyone. Yeah, for sure.

I know I ain't your type,
but, like, fuck it,

I fancy the shit out of you.
Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, no, I feel like...
Not reciprocated, or...?

No. Oh, no, it is, it is.
OK.

I feel like the few times
we've sort of spoke,

or in a group situation,
I always find myself, like,

laughing at whatever
you have to say. OK.

I'm always sort of like...

I don't know. I am.
I am attracted to you. Mm.

No, I definitely would
want to get to know you.

Oh, yeah?
Yeah.

What a surprise (!)
What?

What a surprise (!)
How is that a surprise?

It's not.

I don't feel like
I've given you any...

Have I given you signs
that I want to get to know you?

No, but you stare into
my eyes and, like,

I just want to stare into yours,
do you know what I mean?

OK, well...

Like, in all honesty, if I could
switch beds tonight, I would.

Come on!
You just made me feel weird.

SHE LAUGHS

How are you feeling about that?

But I told you...
Nah, Davide cool as ice, bro.

I don't have nothing with the fact
that Luca wants to know Gemma.

I've got with the fact
that you don't have

the balls to come to me and tell me.
Yeah.

Respectfully, you're speaking facts.

I thought you'd have already known,
to be honest.

I know, because I suspect because
I have emotional intelligence

and I know things
before they happen.

Yeah!

I knew three days ago.

Three days,
he's been going behind her.

Do you think I'm stupid, here?
I am born ages before than him.

Who do you feel your family
would get on best with

out of all the boys here?

You.
Yeah?

Because you're sporty
and you're into...

You're into football,
you're into racing, you're into...

I think my dad would...

I feel like you'd have stuff
in common with him.

Would me and your dad go out
and do things together?

Or does he not get close?

He was quite close
with my first boyfriend.

And I think he sort of appreciates
a guy that is into sport.

And all of that kind of stuff.

I've heard you talking
about football, about racing.

I was like, hmm.

Yeah, I enjoy playing football.

I know what I'm talking about
with football.

You talk about it
all the fucking time.

We'll see if he knows
what he's talking about.

I mean, it's stupid, immature.

Maybe they are talking about...
Maybe we are saying things...

No, they've gone to the terrace
for a reason.

To not be seen.

I don't know.
I don't want to express myself.

You've got to.

I'm telling you, man, yeah,
that whole terrace ting,

OK, I'm chatting to Amber, yeah?

If I took another
girl to the terrace,

I don't think it would really run
that well.

I feel with Davide,

there's an attraction there
and I do fancy him.

But I feel like...

I really want to kiss ya.

SHE LAUGHS

Not yet.
Not yet.

Do you think...?

Now, the fact is, one,
how she reacts. Two...

Well, if you react,

she'll see how you react
and she'll think, "OK".

How do you think she'll think?

Is this too...?

Bro, I'm fine.

I'm fine also with the fact
that if she came and tell me,

"OK, maybe I want to know also
Luca," fair enough.

We are here for this.
Just come and tell me.

But I don't have
nothing with Gemma now.

With Luca, he doesn't have
the balls to come and tell me.

Yeah, I think... You think with
Liam, I am also friends.

And Liam still wants to try
with Gemma. I don't mind.

Liam said what he wants.

Exactly. He's been clear.
I'm fine with that.

I think probably just grab
Luca quickly for a chat.

Yeah, before I grab Gemma,
probably.

And then I grab Luca.

Just say your piece.
Just say that...

I'll say, "If you were a child,
I already knew.

"But you didn't have the balls
to come and tell me in the face."

It's facts, though.

I think, grab Luca first.

Before, I need to ask Gemma
what has been going on.

Fair enough.

And then I'll go with him.

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.