Love Island (2015–…): Season 8, Episode 34 - Unseen Bits 5 - full transcript
This is Unseen Bits:
Casa Amor to the main show's villa.
I tell you,
it will make you feel better.
We're learning about love
through the laughs...
Do you like the curves?
Yes!
..silly banter...
Gemma, do you want me
to suck your toe?
..flirty exchanges...
DAMI FARTS
..and ridiculous chat-up lines.
What's your favourite dinosaur?
T-Rex.
But who will survive?
# I will survive... #
Who knows?
But one thing's for sure,
we have an hour of
exclusive action from the last week.
Ooh! Deep breath in.
Go!
# Just turn around now
Walk out the door... #
Don't think you're not welcome
any more.
We're doing a twerk class.
Whoo!
You're always welcome here.
Can I get in? No.
Fair enough.
So brace yourself, because...
I actually can't believe
a man can look like that.
..this is...
- More girls soon.
- More girls soon!
..Love Island: Unseen Bits.
I could watch this all day.
Same.
# Let me take you to a place
I know you wanna go
# It's a good life... #
Welcome to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
# Ooh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh... #
It's been a gripping week
of gossip, betrayal,
and dramatic dumping.
No, not Number 10 Downing Street.
I'm talking about the second
most scandalous residence on TV:
Casa Amor.
# One more night, one more day
# Still gonna beg for more
It's a good life... #
As the Deputy PM of the main show,
we're bringing you an hour
of outrageous unseen action
from both villas.
There's unwanted attention...
No, I think I've got...
Oh, my God! Argh!
Jesus! Oh, my God!
..slip-ups...
Paige, what's this?
..and fellow ministers who can't
wait to stick your face in it.
Is it yoghurt?
Ooh! That went up my nose.
PAIGE LAUGHS
Somebody taste it.
INDIYAH SCREAMS
THEY LAUGH
So, take a deep breath,
as we dive headfirst
into the hilarity
hiding behind the headlines.
SNAPPING FINGERS
Right, what do I wear?
This is the totally exclusive,
uncensored Unseen Bits.
# Love is shining
Light is thriving
# In the good life
# Good life. #
Now, many eagle-eyed viewers
have spotted
the beautiful abstract paintings
that adorn the kitchen walls
this year.
Like this take on Monet.
But here's an insider fact.
It's actually
where Gemma and Ekin-Su
have been secretly stashing
their crisps and snacks.
Sorry, we got excited.
PACKAGING RUSTLING
Mmm!
Mmm, so good!
I wonder if this tastes nice.
You've had them cookies before.
Ooh!
I don't like cookies, you know.
I have a habit that I bite into
a cookie and put it back.
Oh, yes, Ekin-Su,
the Unseen Bits viewers
know all about this.
You were accused
of this disgusting habit
by your fellow Islanders
in last week's Beach Hut Bonanza.
Ekin-Su, she will bite...
take a bite out of a cookie...
Munch all over it,
slobber all over it,
and then put that same cookie
back in the cookie jar.
Back in the cookie jar...
Back in the cookie jar...
with all the other cookies.
What?!
With all the other cookies?!
What have you got
to say for yourself?
I bite it and put it back.
But I own up to it.
SHE LAUGHS
What makes you
go through your head to do that?
Babe, a normal head would never
do that. I'm not normal, am I? No.
I'm a girl who eats
a whole bar of chocolate all in one.
Yep.
Then again, that is really weird.
THEY LAUGH
Does Luca know
that you have these...? Yeah.
Don't you think this is quite plain?
This one's not as salty as
the other ones. Tastes of cardboard.
Tastes like... rotten feet.
You're obsessed with feet
and willies.
THEY LAUGH
The way you just said "willies",
that just finished it for me.
Just imagined a load of willy heads
when you said that.
And what's a better word?
Cock.
Penis.
Penis on a stick.
Sounds a bit formal, that.
EKIN-SU LAUGHS
Yes, the phrase "penis on a stick"
is FAR too formal for this show.
Let's move on to something
much more lowbrow.
You've heard of boot camp, right?
Well,
this is Danica's twist on the theme.
Welcome to booty camp,
and an exclusive unseen bit
of the Islanders
making an arse of themselves.
We're doing a twerk class.
Guys, guys...
Right, we need to stretch.
You actually have to stretch?
Like this. No, like this.
- Just a little...
- Gentle.
Just a little... Side to side.
Bend the knees, Tash.
Bend the knees.
I am bending the knees!
And then you use the lower back,
and you just thrust... back out.
So, we're feeling warm,
we're feeling ready.
Everybody just needs
a booty jiggle now and again.
I swear, I promise you now,
if you just shake your bum
a little bit,
break that back... Mm...
I tell you,
it will make you feel better.
OK, come on, right.
Push sort of in, then back.
Yeah!
Pop, pop, pop!
Hey!
Oh, Tasha! Go on! Go on!
Oh, shit!
She's just unlocked a new technique!
- Jay, your turn.
- OK, yeah.
Yeah... Yeah, OK.
Swing softly. Snap back.
Snap back. Yeah!
Then more soft.
Jay...
'There was a few teething problems
with Jay.'
We're not about...
We're not trying to do this.
We're trying to do this.
No, I know!
And then...
- Yes!
- Yes! Yes!
That's it!
APPLAUSE
Yes, baby!
Yes, we got there!
You've got this. You've got this.
So, we're gonna do the same.
And then it's just... Yeah, just...
You've got a bum.
We know that booty jiggles.
Yes, girl!
CHEERING
She was like,
"Ooh, no, I can't do it!"
And then she was like,
"Eh, eh, eh, eh."
- I can go like...
- Oh!
Yeah, see? She been doing this
in her bedroom at home.
She's like,
"I know what I'm doing."
Show me this again.
So, we're here.
Yes, girl.
Then it's kind of like a pop.
Whoa!
THEY LAUGH
That was all right, actually, bro.
Cos then...
Yeah, he's got it, he's got it!
Eh! Eh! Yes! Eh!
THEY CHEER
LAUGHTER
I got a little something something,
you know.
Shit, are my friends gonna see this?
Oh, God.
So, we're gonna start.
And we're gonna push it, baby.
Back, back, back, back.
Work it out. Yeah.
And speed up. Eh, eh!
And slow it down. And speed it up.
Uh! Uh!
And slow it down.
And do the levels. Eh, eh, eh, eh!
And we... And we pop!
Eh! Eh! Eh!
And we pop! Eh! Eh!
Go, Tasha...
Go, Tasha, go, Tasha!
Go, Tasha, go, Tasha!
I've got no range of movement!
You have, man. Everything
is movement. It's movement.
It's movement, it's jiggling.
You've got the "mmm-mm". Yeah.
Eh, eh, eh.
Yes.
Eh, eh, eh. Eh, eh, eh, eh.
Goes like this.
This is exercise, man.
It is indeed. See?
I think this has been
a good class.
But shaking
is next week's tutorial,
so stay tuned for that
if you wanna see.
I'm afraid I can't
make the shaking tutorial, Danica.
I've got my slut-drop class then.
Now, if I want something
really badly,
I cross my fingers
and throw a coin in a wishing well.
It doesn't work,
but it's better than doing nothing,
and I suspect marginally
more successful than manifestation,
a technique the girls use
in this unseen bit
to try and make
their dreams come true.
Shall we do
some manifestation? Yeah.
Erm... Deep breath in.
Out.
In.
Out.
Picture yourself
where you see yourself...
..in the future,
what you want
your life to look like,
who you want
to have surrounded by you.
And it turned out
they were all imagining
their future selves
getting a text...
TEXT ALERT
GASPS
What?
..renting
a couple of those fancy cabs...
SQUEALING
..and slo-mo-walking
into a brand-new villa.
# Cos now's the time
Cos you're free... #
And then settling
down with a whole new bunch of lads.
# To do what you want to do... #
Manifest they wanted,
a man-feast they got.
Let's go!
WHOOPING
GASPS
Hello, hello. You all right?
And now
you get to feast your eyes
on these cheeky unseen gems
from the girls' first night in Casa.
Ekin, Ekin!
You look like someone, actually.
Who?
I'm not gonna say his name.
Why?
Because... I don't know.
Who is it? Someone you know?
No.
Someone famous.
Someone famous?
I don't know
what you're talking about.
Life Is A Rollercoaster.
LAUGHTER
Just got to ride it.
All night long, all night long.
Yeah, he's my dad.
And your heritage, you're Jamaican,
can you speak patois?
No. It's so embarrassing.
Ah, it's...
It's fine, though, because I'm Nige,
and I can't fully speak my language.
Like, what tribe are you from
in Nigeria?
See, nobody knows my tribe.
Even if I told you...
Tell me, I bet I've heard of it.
You won't have, I promise.
Just say.
Right. Ofutop.
OK, no, I haven't.
I know.
The girls have already
claimed the beds...
Is it?
So, it's like... yeah.
So I'm not allowed in?
Is that how it is?
Yeah! You've gotta have, like,
a ticket entry.
"Please can I get in?"
THEY LAUGH
Just come up, like...
SHE LAUGHS
"Can I get in your bed?"
HE LAUGHS
"Can I get in?" "No." "OK."
"Can I get in your bed?"
PAIGE LAUGHING
"What about yours? All right, then."
"If you have to."
That's funny.
Back at the main villa,
the boys weren't having any
of that manifesting claptrap.
Positive outlets now.
Your manifestation period now.
Oh, my mistake. Of course they were.
So, we're all gonna go along
and say a word,
and whatever you wanna say,
we just react to it.
Whoever reacts first, reacts.
Right.
That's not manifesting, Luca,
that is just word association.
- Right, ready?
- Boys, boys, come on.
All right, ready?
Yeah.
Bombshells.
Please.
OK, loyalty.
Nowhere.
LAUGHTER
Feelings.
Strong.
Painful.
THEY LAUGH
Ekin-Su.
Ekin-Su!
LAUGHTER
Love.
Tasha and Andrew.
LAUGHTER
Tasha.
LAUGHTER
Cheat.
THEY LAUGH UNCONTROLLABLY
Davide?
Er...
You awake?
THEY LAUGH
He's searching deep in his soul.
More girls soon!
THEY LAUGH
Soon!
More girls soon!
More girls soon!
# You make me feel
My heart's been waiting for you... #
Wow, this
manifesting thing really does work.
I'm gonna have a go
at manifesting myself.
How are we all? How are you?
Jazmine, nice to meet you.
Please, universe,
give me more unseen bits
from the villa.
More unseen bits
from the villa...
and a pay rise.
So, here's some unseen bits
of when the boys met the new girls.
I'm excited. I wanna see people
coming out their shell.
Usually, during the day,
it's, erm...
Everyone's just very chill.
Mellow and stuff, yeah.
Getting a suntan,
maybe if you wanna use the gym,
you use the gym. Oh, God, no!
This is so awkward as well. So...
I lived in Dubai before.
Oh, did you?
Yeah.
So I went on your Instagram, obvs,
and you follow me on Instagram.
Do I? Yeah. So I was just like,
that's so weird.
I don't even think
we've got, like, any mutuals,
but I was thinking, like,
I never recognised
when you followed me, so, like...
we must have not, like, met.
What? That's weird.
Yeah, I know, it is weird.
HE LAUGHS
I say whatever happens,
I'm gonna share the bed
with whoever.
We all wanna get in your bed,
Davide.
If anyone didn't wanna get in
your bed, they gotta be blind.
THEY CHUCKLE
Fair enough.
I mean, look at you.
You're like a little oil painting.
Oh, thank you.
Picasso.
THEY LAUGH
I think he's more like
Michelangelo's "Davide".
Before the break,
here's an unseen clip
of Samuel and George
discussing how hard they have it.
We're in the toughest spot.
Being Casa Amor boys
is the toughest thing. Yeah.
You've got three days to convince
people who are already in couples,
who've been in couples
for three weeks.
Yeah.
It's not very much time to...
for them to get to know us.
Mm.
But the question
on everyone's lips is...
You know this one,
join in at home...
What happened next?
See you after the break to find out.
# Fire in the house tonight
# I get up, I get up, I get up
# I get up, I get up, I get up... #
Welcome back to Unseen Bits,
Love Island's
naughty little brother.
We've been spilling the tea
on the week,
using the best unseen clips
we could find.
Like this one of Billy and Tasha
dancing to the same tune...
Out. In.
Hands. On two. On two.
And that is nearly it.
..Dami playing a tune of his own...
BREAKS WIND
Dam.
Man, I'm stressed. Every time!
..but we tried to keep all of it
just good, clean fun.
Chuck the spray, chuck the spray.
George, catch the spray.
Catch the spray, George.
Chuck it back!
Not too much spray, bro.
Before the break,
we saw Gemma creeping
across the floor by the fire pit.
Well, here is...
Pss-pss-pss-pss-pss.
Are you OK?
Are you all right?
There's a cat!
There's a cat down there.
Oh, my God.
Gemma, go and get it. Bring it in.
We need a support animal.
It's actually really cute.
Someone chuck me down some ham
in my hand.
OK.
Aw, look at it.
Oh, my God.
Just, like, actual throw the ham.
ALL GASP
Oh, he's hungry!
What a bitch!
Is it taking the piss?
It's taken the ham and pissed off.
I've literally been on
my hands and knees for this!
When the girls
decamped to Casa,
they left the villa
a very quiet place...
BOYS WHOOPING
They also left it a complete mess.
Look at it. What a tip!
And somehow, the boys
had to pick through it all
to pack the girls' bags.
These are the bits
you didn't get to see.
I have no idea
whose cupboards are whose.
I know, you just have to remember
where they sit.
I know Indiyah sits here.
Yeah, that can go.
Man, I don't know how the girls
go through this, man.
It looks so disorganised.
Dami, how do you know
which is Ekin-Su's one?
You have to just find clothes
that you remember her wearing.
Oi!
HE GIGGLES
With baggage handlers
this bad,
it's a wonder anything valuable
made it to Casa Amor.
He's put his hoodie and his ring.
Oh, that's so cute!
And his fish flops.
Oh, shit. He's given me his ring.
Good packing, boys.
But there were a few unseen bits
you forgot to pack.
I don't even wanna open it.
Oh, he brought my hair gel.
SHE GASPS
He put the empty one in there!
Oh, my God,
he's proper sprayed his jumper.
You know what? Forget this.
I'm done. I'm done.
I'm absolutely done.
He's put one Croc in there.
Like, are you joking?
Girls, he's given me
my dirty knickers.
No, you're joking me.
Not even my clean ones!
Let's see. Are they that dirty?
I don't even wanna check.
Oh, my God.
Let's see.
Oh, my God.
Like, what the actual eff?
Send me home. Fuck my life.
How have you got all that underwear?
No, this isn't fair.
He's not packed my new fucking PJs.
Guys, whose make-up bag is this?
Cos it's not mine!
It says Paige.
It says my name,
but it's not my stuff! Oh, my God.
He didn't pack me any...
Wait, wait.
He didn't pack me any make-up.
PAIGE LAUGHS
I've got no knickers, by the way.
No make-up, no bikinis.
I was like, "What am I gonna do?"
What about me?
Laura packed my suitcase
to come out here,
and now I've got 56 pairs of boxers,
but she forgot
to pack my PlayStation.
I miss FIFA so much!
The girls are properly
settling into Casa Amor life,
sitting back
and soaking up the rays.
But I wonder what they miss
the most about the other villa.
I want a nice foot massage
by Davide.
Hmm.
You know what?
He massaged my feet on that date.
It was so sexual.
I want a foot massage by Luca.
I can give you one.
And then for him to suck them.
I don't want suncream on them!
It's a cream.
She needs to oil them up
first.
Yeah, you should make it oily.
You can imagine I'm Luca
right now.
OK. I'll close my eyes,
I'll close my eyes. OK.
"Gem, you all right, babe?
D'you want me to...
"Do you want a drink, babe?
"Babe, Gemma,
I'm obsessed with you. Gemma."
LAUGHTER
"Gemma, do you want me
to suck your toe?
"Babe, babe, Gemma, you all right,
yeah? D'you want a toastie, yeah?
"Babe, do you want a cuddle?"
I don't think he's ever called me
"babe" once!
"Gems...
"Oi, Ekin, shut up.
"Go, go,
go and do a workout with Davide.
"Oi, Jacques, Jacques.
Do you want me to suck it, babes?"
LAUGHTER
Urgh, it's gonna smell of suncream!
Poor Luca's gonna
have to suck out all the suncream
from between those toes now.
When you're a Casa girl,
your grafting is on the clock.
There's no time
for flimflam or idle chitchat.
You need to bring your A game
and your best chat-up lines.
What's your favourite dinosaur?
A T-rex. Grr!
T-rex. Yeah.
Mine's a pterodactyl.
Give us your best T-rex.
Go on, give us your best T-rex.
LAUGHTER
No, go on. Go on!
That's enough. No!
Oh, God.
I'm supposed to be looking fit,
not looking like a fucking T-rex.
LAUGHTER
Like, you know there's no way
you can contain me.
I'm, like, yeah.
You reckon I could?
I don't know. We'll see.
We'll see, will we? We'll see.
I have layers.
Layers? Yeah.
I just need to
get a peel grater out, mate.
Potato peeler out.
Just peel 'em back.
Yeah, maybe.
Maybe.
You're not gonna make me a coffee?
You want a coffee?
Davide did.
Well, let Davide do it.
He makes every girl's coffees, mate.
Don't feel special.
I've never made a coffee in my life
for a girl. What, you haven't?
No.
Why won't you make me one?
Why would I?
I want you to like me for who I am,
not because I'm making you coffees,
mate. Know what I mean?
All of these boys make breakfasts
and coffees for the girls.
Yeah, that's what... Nah, nah,
I'm not into that shit, no.
Do you look fit in a kit?
You can come to a game
and see for yourself, can't you?
Can I? Yeah, I'll get you a ticket,
mate. You can stand with the crowd.
Stand with the crowd? Nah, I want...
Do you have a box?
Yeah, for, like,
family and girlfriends, yeah.
Well, I wanna be in the box.
You would just be a fan.
You can go with the fans.
In what world? Nah. Jacques...
No?
Not be a fan.
I'm stuck through the floor.
Mm? As if this is happening.
You're stuck to the floor?
LAUGHTER
Fuck's sakes.
No, honestly.
You know what I mean?
Don't worry about it, mate.
SNORTS
What the fuck is that?
BUZZING
What?
Did you not see it?
It was a massive flying bug.
Did you not see it?
I also seen you miss your mouth,
yeah. How did you miss that?
Open wide.
How did you miss that?
Jacques, just...
I ain't talking to you any more.
Your kettle
might not be boiling, Jacques,
but women across the country are.
A few weeks ago,
we did a Beach Hut Bonanza
where Islanders
did their favourite party trick.
Fuck!
HE LAUGHS
And Indiyah didn't fail
to entertain.
Thanks for watching!
When you're on the telly,
people often ask you to do the thing
you're best known for.
I can't tell you how many times
I've had to shout,
"Previously on Love Island..."
at the request of a total stranger.
And now the same thing's happening
to Indiyah.
Oh, question, actually.
I need to test your skills
on something.
Oh, God, I'm scared.
What are you doing?
Oh, you piece of shit!
One! Two!
No... Can you actually do three,
or can you just do two?
I can just do two!
See, that's better than...
Concentrate.
Right.
Whew! How did you even,
like, remember that?
Well, he watches Unseen Bits,
of course. Well done, Deji.
Go!
Nah, close, close, close.
Let me try,
and you try chucking the third.
Let's see if I can even do them.
OK.
THEY TAKE DEEP BREATHS
Yeah, you know what?
Leave it to professionals like me.
Oh, my God!
They're a competitive bunch,
our villa boys,
and it wasn't long
before they'd laid down a challenge
to the new girls - a lilo race.
Casa girls v Villa boys.
Villa boys.
Love Island boys.
Go!
Go on, Jackie boy!
Jacques is just a waste of time.
Yeah, Jacques was just awful.
Jacques, keep going, you idiot!
He even pushed Cheyanne off the
thing a couple of times.
'Cheating a little bit.'
Jacques, hurry up!
'Cheyanne was good.'
'She was good.'
She's got some good glutes.
Yeah, good glutes.
LAUGHTER
Jay, go! Yeah, go on!
Jay... Pfft!
He's too big for the lilo. Yeah.
Go on, Andrew!
Go on, Chyna!
That's it!
Oi, you've got some arse, Davide,
I'm telling ya!
LAUGHTER
Luca, we don't really
have to talk about Luca.
What are you doing?!
I feel I went it was on me,
though, oh...
It was tight.
Yeah, it was me versus Mollie, man.
It was so tight.
I was panicking.
'I was panicking too, man.'
She went in front,
you went in front.
'You were going for it.'
I was going for it, man.
Like, "Come on, come on!"
And then we won by about that far.
Yeah.
Now, I knew nothing about the
sport of lilo racing, to be honest.
I still haven't got a clue.
The bees and the bugs of Love Island
are particularly attracted
to all the exotic flora and fauna
of the Casa Amor villa gardens.
The Majorcan neon yellow cactus
is a particular favourite.
And, yes, you guessed it,
it's time for our old favourite...
Oh, my gosh!
But who will it be? And how many?
The suspense is too intense.
What am I gonna do
during the break?!
See you in a bit.
# You give me freedom-dom
Freedom... #
Welcome back
to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
We're like the Love Island
recycling bin,
the one where they put
all the previously unseen footage
the main show didn't have time for.
So we've rummaged through
the discarded debris
and upcycled all sorts
of exclusive clips, like this.
One, two, three,
Casa Islanders!
I mean, look at this
perfectly unused clip we've found,
just thrown away.
Shake it.
Yes!
Yes!
Everyone's a winner.
Look at his legs, though.
It looks sleek, man.
It looks like ladies' legs
if you don't even look at him.
Like, it looks all...
No, they're not soft, but, like...
They're softer than Gem's, I reckon.
LAUGHTER
Before the break, I asked you
who out of these 12 lovely Islanders
would get scared.
Let's find out.
LAUGHTER
Karate Kid.
That came directly at my forehead.
Come on, guys, pull it together.
Oh, shit... Agh!
LAUGHTER
Fucking hell,
there's another one there.
Jesus!
SCREAMS
Jesus!
Jesus!
Oh...!
What is going on?
It's only a bee.
It was all gonna... Oh, my fuck...
Cramp, cramp.
Oh, my days. My hamstring.
Bro, I'm not even joking,
that was the most scary thing.
There was only one person who didn't
flinch an inch - Gemma, of course.
She's still looking fly,
even when under attack...
from a fly.
FLY BUZZING
THE GOOD, THE BAD
AND THE UGLY THEME PLAYS
Once upon a time in Mallorca,
there was a showdown,
as two villas were pitted
against each other
in their first challenge -
Raunchy Races...
Which I had down
as "Ranchy Races" on my script,
hence why I've gone full cowboy.
Just FYI.
But at high noon,
the Islanders in both villas
received a text at the same time,
and whoever did the challenge
fastest won.
"The boy with the most tattoos
must suck the toes
"of the girl he fancies the most."
Luca, go.
Fucking get that in your mouth, boy!
Fucking love that!
CHEERING,
SHOUTING
"Ride the Islander you fancy
the most like a bucking bronco."
Quick. Ride him!
CHEERING
Never mind true grit,
these are the unseen bits.
"The youngest girl must lick
the youngest boy's leg... ankle...
"..from ankle to hip."
Go, go, go, go!
Yes! Yes! Good girl!
My challenge, in my head,
was just to beat Gemma.
Go! Ankle to hip.
One long lick.
Yes, done.
We're two of the most competitive
people in the villa.
"The villa were the fastest!"
CHEERING
Come on!
That will be in the back of her
head, that she's been done by me.
"One boy and one girl must go
and spoon in three different beds."
Go!
Go, go, go, go.
Quick!
ALL SHOUTING
Jump in.
In three different beds?
Go, Dami!
Oh, one...
Quick, quick!
Three different beds, go!
The first one!
Spoon. Next bed!
Oh, my leg! My leg!
ALL SHOUTING
That was quick. Quick!
Oh, fuck, my leg!
"Casa Amor were fastest." Boo.
"Casa Amor were the fastest."
ALL CHEERING
Oh, my God, it means the entire
world to me to beat the main villa!
Put the boys in their place,
so they know what they're missing
back here.
Congratulations.
That's it, Billy and Deji,
jump in the pool, go on.
Oh, they bottled it!
When you're in the Mallorcan hills,
all you want to do
is sit back, relax,
and admire the stunning views.
I actually can't believe
a man can look like that.
You're telling me.
Fucking hell. Look at him.
Wow.
Fucking hell. He's fit, in't he?
THEY LAUGH
His body is immaculate.
He's fucking amazing.
Like, when he was walking
in his boxers last night,
I was like, "Whoa."
I was thinking,
"You're in bed with that."
# Worship me... #
Fucking hell.
I could watch this all day.
Same.
Add Davide,
and then that'll be ten out of ten.
# Worship me
# On your knees... #
I can't believe how wet he is.
Don't stop. Keep going.
Davide, pour some oil on yourself.
Get some oil.
THEY LAUGH
Don't you think they feel pressured?
We're literally sitting here
in a line...
LAUGHTER
# Oh, here goes... #
Shall we arrange a time
and do this every day?
Oh, my God, look at them.
This will probably
go on Unseen Bits.
"And on tonight's episode,
the girls have got a movie."
LAUGHTER
Absolutely no chance
of that happening whatsoever.
I will not allow...
Oh, right, it's on?
All right, sorry.
Well, congratulations, I guess.
Now, Luca might sell fish, but when
it comes to reeling in the girls,
Josh is a natural fisherman.
He just sits quietly
in his favourite spot
and lets them come to him.
Here's the unseen evidence
that Josh has picked his lucky seat,
and he's sticking to it.
So, you're a good driver?
I'm a good driver.
Are you, though? Can you drive?
Of course.
Oh, right, OK.
Of course.
OK, it's a red flag if you can't.
Really?
If you went on a date and someone
picked you up on a bike...
What, like a pedal bike?
Yeah.
I'm not going.
Your ideal man...
Yeah, he's not showing up
on an electric scooter.
..pulls up on an electric scooter.
"Hop on."
Channing Tatum pulls up on an
electric scooter, I'd turn him down.
You're joking. No! All right, OK,
maybe not Channing Tatum!
You're joking me.
Is that one of your icks?
What, if a guy can't drive?
Mm. Yeah!
I feel like I've seen you.
I feel like I've seen you before,
but where?
Where have I seen you?
We've definitely seen each other
in a club before.
I think you tried to hit on me
one time. No, I never!
Oh, my God, please, stop trying
to flirt with me, it's not working.
How do you move to guys, then?
"I don't move to guys,
they move to me."
I do move to a guy if I want a guy.
How?
I just walk up to them,
flick my hair.
You did that to me in a club.
What did I do, flick my hair,
come up to you, and do what?
"You have nice eyes." I'm like,
"You drop that line to everyone."
SHE LAUGHS
You come across like 25,
just because you seem more mature.
Thanks.
OK, so your compliment of tonight
is that I'm mature? Yes.
# Cos I've been waiting
All night to... #
Don't tell me you're
one of those who's scared...
Course not.
I just watched you!
I was just scared for it,
cos I was gonna hit it.
You're... Oh! I swear.
See, I told you
you were scared!
I'm not scared.
That's not what I'm seeing, hon.
That's not what I'm seeing, OK?
Came out of nowhere.
# Slip it off, baby
# Don't waste this love
I'm waiting
# Slip it off, baby... #
So, it looks like
Josh's lucky seat paid off.
He's been bitten to death
by mozzies, thanks to that sign,
but he did get a kiss from Danica,
and as we know, he ended up
in the main villa, too.
That was lucky.
Here is some exclusive footage
of Boris Johnson and his wife
contemplating their next move.
Not really. It's Dami and Jacques
trying to think of an excuse
for their behaviour
that will wash with the girls -
so basically the same thing!
Fuck!
What were they gonna tell the girls?
Boys?
JACQUES SIGHS
Ah!
OK, boys, let me try to help.
Why not go for denial?
No?
Blame the others?
I know, say you've forgotten,
that'll work!
Oh, fuck.
Nope, sorry, boys, I've got nothing,
you're on your own.
We've fucked it.
SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
The re-coupling after Casa Amor
is one of my favourite bits
of the series.
It always has the most drama...
..most outrage...
..and...
..the most funny faces!
'Shaddap Your Face'
# Uno, duo, tre, quatro!
# What's-a matter you? Hey!
# Got-a no respect
# What-a you think you do?
Why you look-a so sad?
# It's-a not so bad
It's-a nice-a place
# Ah, shaddap-a your face... #
Mama, she said it all-a da time!
# What's-a matter you? Hey!
# Got-a no respect
# What-a you think you do?
Why you look-a so sad?
# It's-a not so bad
It's-a nice-a place
# Shaddap-a your face! #
Welcome back
to Love Island: Unseen Bits,
the home of exclusive clips
from the villa
everyone is talking about.
# So, what's it gonna be?
# Do you wanna see
If we have good vibrations... #
Since the big Casa Amor re-coupling,
the girls have been overjoyed
to be back in their old home.
They've been boogieing
on the balcony...
LAUGHTER
..twerking in the toilets...
..and expressing their emotions
through the medium of song.
# Oh, baby boy... #
Sorry. Sorry.
LAUGHTER
Didn't realise Luca was there.
So, stay tuned
for more Unseen Bits.
LAUGHTER
Here's an exclusive clip
of Ekin-Su telling Gemma
that Davide has gone bananas,
or something like that.
You OK?
Me?
Yeah, you guys all right?
Yeah, are you?
Yeah.
Good. Where's Davide?
He's gone for a banana.
Oh, that's a bit boring.
LAUGHTER
I mean, don't I look exotic?
Yeah.
Yeah, you need a photo.
You look really curvy.
Do I?
Yeah.
Do you like the curves?
Yes.
Start doing that when he comes over,
start banking it.
Oh, here you go.
101. 102.
- Trying to impress you, Davide.
- Huh? Show some attention.
104. 105. 106.
LAUGHS
106!
She's literally done, like, five.
109.
What comes 109? 110.
It worked, it worked.
Cor, that was a workout!
The hardest part
of that fitness regime
was working out
what came after the number 109.
The weather is gorgeous here,
but it can get very windy,
as this unaired discussion
between Dami and Luca proves.
Your farts...
Yeah.
You know what, they do go on,
and they're loud,
but they're not actually that bad.
They're not that bad.
Yours are bad,
I've heard your little squeaky,
squeaky ones go...
Go plop, plop, but mine, I don't
know, man, I don't know how...
They're SO loud.
Yeah, that's why I try
to keep them in.
When you live beside a train,
a train goes, you hear it going,
and you have...
That's what I feel like
when I'm farting as well,
so I don't let it come out of me.
I think I am definitely the
godfather of farting in the villa.
I own up to it,
I'm not ashamed of it.
It's just something that happens,
you know,
and I'm gonna keep on doing it,
because that is part of who I am.
I have to release the gas.
You know, or I feel like if I don't,
I'm just gonna blow up.
What would you feel
if a girl farted near you?
Nah, I'm cool with that.
It kind of breaks the ice for me,
cos I have to fart.
A girl's farted before
when we were having sex.
I kinda laughed it off, though.
The fascinating thing about farting
is you're releasing a lot of...
you know, built-up air and bubbles
that just come out of you,
and I feel like whenever I fart,
I feel at ease,
I feel like I've relieved myself
from a lot of pressure.
I can go ahead and start my day.
Like, literally, If I wake up
in the morning and I don't fart,
I'm not gonna have a good day.
I haven't done one near Gem yet.
Summer said I could do it
beside her.
Indiyah said I could do it as well.
I kind of...
Do you think I should ask?
If you could do it?
Gemma's probably gonna tell you
not to do it. Yeah, I...
You're meant to be
talking about cracking on,
not letting rip on letting rip.
Yes, it's time, folks,
for that Unseen Bits classic.
It's Beach Hut Bonanza!
It's that time of the week.
What we doing today?
Go on, then.
This week, I asked them
who's their celebrity crush...
Hmm...
..and I told them
they couldn't say me.
Hmm...
I don't know...
Ah, hang on, hang on, hang on.
My celebrity crush is Ryan Gosling.
You know, I don't actually have one,
I don't think.
SHE SQUEALS
My celebrity crush,
I love this one, is Channing Tatum.
Always has been, always will be.
Mm! That boy!
Sorry, I always say this
all the time,
but it would be Eminem.
Maura Higgins, Michelle Keegan
and Gemma Collins merged into one.
He's nervous,
but on the surface,
he looks calm and ready
to drop bombs,
but he keeps on forgetting
what he wrote down...
You know, I could keep going,
but Eminem.
Duh! Hello, have you seen the man
dancing in Magic Mike?
Anthony Joshua.
I mean, he's just so fit, isn't he?
Like, just literally pick me up
and throw me around, please.
I wish I could take him
out to dinner.
I'd pay as well, you know.
SHE EXHALES DEEPLY
Unreal.
Ms Banks, and if you have TikTok,
you know why.
Nala from, er... from The Lion King.
Chris Hemsworth. He's hot.
There's just something about her.
HE CHUCKLES
She's a lion, but...
He's just got a hammer.
He can just... Yeah.
He's just... I know,
I know he's gonna be good in bed.
Do you know "Lisa" from Futurama?
Margot Robbie.
I mean, in Wolf Of Wall Street,
oh, my God!
She's got one eye.
Jack Nicholson from The Shining.
She's got a good body
and some nice hair.
Just a shame about the one eye,
and she's a cartoon, but...
she's hot.
HE LAUGHS
Mrs Incredible from The Incredibles.
Big hands, and the big package.
SHE SNORTS
Only joking, I haven't seen it.
Did I just snort? Fuckin' hell!
That's how excited I get.
She has a cool power.
She's elastic, and...
she's got a nice body, too.
I don't know English celebrities.
Laura, maybe,
when she came to the villa.
Thank you!
Tune in next week
for another edition of...
..Beach Hut Bonanza!
Before we go,
I'll leave the last word to Dami.
HE FARTS VIOLENTLY
HE GROANS
See you all next week.
Time to give you lot at home
the chance to win an epic £50,000,
plus, start planning
that dream holiday,
as you could be jetting off
on the trip of a lifetime.
Yep, courtesy of VIBE
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you'll be getting up to £6,000
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and you can take five pals along.
Plus, you'll have two years
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Don't forget, there's that tax-free
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For your chance to win the lot,
there's no grafting involved.
Just...
Good luck.
Casa Amor to the main show's villa.
I tell you,
it will make you feel better.
We're learning about love
through the laughs...
Do you like the curves?
Yes!
..silly banter...
Gemma, do you want me
to suck your toe?
..flirty exchanges...
DAMI FARTS
..and ridiculous chat-up lines.
What's your favourite dinosaur?
T-Rex.
But who will survive?
# I will survive... #
Who knows?
But one thing's for sure,
we have an hour of
exclusive action from the last week.
Ooh! Deep breath in.
Go!
# Just turn around now
Walk out the door... #
Don't think you're not welcome
any more.
We're doing a twerk class.
Whoo!
You're always welcome here.
Can I get in? No.
Fair enough.
So brace yourself, because...
I actually can't believe
a man can look like that.
..this is...
- More girls soon.
- More girls soon!
..Love Island: Unseen Bits.
I could watch this all day.
Same.
# Let me take you to a place
I know you wanna go
# It's a good life... #
Welcome to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
# Ooh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh... #
It's been a gripping week
of gossip, betrayal,
and dramatic dumping.
No, not Number 10 Downing Street.
I'm talking about the second
most scandalous residence on TV:
Casa Amor.
# One more night, one more day
# Still gonna beg for more
It's a good life... #
As the Deputy PM of the main show,
we're bringing you an hour
of outrageous unseen action
from both villas.
There's unwanted attention...
No, I think I've got...
Oh, my God! Argh!
Jesus! Oh, my God!
..slip-ups...
Paige, what's this?
..and fellow ministers who can't
wait to stick your face in it.
Is it yoghurt?
Ooh! That went up my nose.
PAIGE LAUGHS
Somebody taste it.
INDIYAH SCREAMS
THEY LAUGH
So, take a deep breath,
as we dive headfirst
into the hilarity
hiding behind the headlines.
SNAPPING FINGERS
Right, what do I wear?
This is the totally exclusive,
uncensored Unseen Bits.
# Love is shining
Light is thriving
# In the good life
# Good life. #
Now, many eagle-eyed viewers
have spotted
the beautiful abstract paintings
that adorn the kitchen walls
this year.
Like this take on Monet.
But here's an insider fact.
It's actually
where Gemma and Ekin-Su
have been secretly stashing
their crisps and snacks.
Sorry, we got excited.
PACKAGING RUSTLING
Mmm!
Mmm, so good!
I wonder if this tastes nice.
You've had them cookies before.
Ooh!
I don't like cookies, you know.
I have a habit that I bite into
a cookie and put it back.
Oh, yes, Ekin-Su,
the Unseen Bits viewers
know all about this.
You were accused
of this disgusting habit
by your fellow Islanders
in last week's Beach Hut Bonanza.
Ekin-Su, she will bite...
take a bite out of a cookie...
Munch all over it,
slobber all over it,
and then put that same cookie
back in the cookie jar.
Back in the cookie jar...
Back in the cookie jar...
with all the other cookies.
What?!
With all the other cookies?!
What have you got
to say for yourself?
I bite it and put it back.
But I own up to it.
SHE LAUGHS
What makes you
go through your head to do that?
Babe, a normal head would never
do that. I'm not normal, am I? No.
I'm a girl who eats
a whole bar of chocolate all in one.
Yep.
Then again, that is really weird.
THEY LAUGH
Does Luca know
that you have these...? Yeah.
Don't you think this is quite plain?
This one's not as salty as
the other ones. Tastes of cardboard.
Tastes like... rotten feet.
You're obsessed with feet
and willies.
THEY LAUGH
The way you just said "willies",
that just finished it for me.
Just imagined a load of willy heads
when you said that.
And what's a better word?
Cock.
Penis.
Penis on a stick.
Sounds a bit formal, that.
EKIN-SU LAUGHS
Yes, the phrase "penis on a stick"
is FAR too formal for this show.
Let's move on to something
much more lowbrow.
You've heard of boot camp, right?
Well,
this is Danica's twist on the theme.
Welcome to booty camp,
and an exclusive unseen bit
of the Islanders
making an arse of themselves.
We're doing a twerk class.
Guys, guys...
Right, we need to stretch.
You actually have to stretch?
Like this. No, like this.
- Just a little...
- Gentle.
Just a little... Side to side.
Bend the knees, Tash.
Bend the knees.
I am bending the knees!
And then you use the lower back,
and you just thrust... back out.
So, we're feeling warm,
we're feeling ready.
Everybody just needs
a booty jiggle now and again.
I swear, I promise you now,
if you just shake your bum
a little bit,
break that back... Mm...
I tell you,
it will make you feel better.
OK, come on, right.
Push sort of in, then back.
Yeah!
Pop, pop, pop!
Hey!
Oh, Tasha! Go on! Go on!
Oh, shit!
She's just unlocked a new technique!
- Jay, your turn.
- OK, yeah.
Yeah... Yeah, OK.
Swing softly. Snap back.
Snap back. Yeah!
Then more soft.
Jay...
'There was a few teething problems
with Jay.'
We're not about...
We're not trying to do this.
We're trying to do this.
No, I know!
And then...
- Yes!
- Yes! Yes!
That's it!
APPLAUSE
Yes, baby!
Yes, we got there!
You've got this. You've got this.
So, we're gonna do the same.
And then it's just... Yeah, just...
You've got a bum.
We know that booty jiggles.
Yes, girl!
CHEERING
She was like,
"Ooh, no, I can't do it!"
And then she was like,
"Eh, eh, eh, eh."
- I can go like...
- Oh!
Yeah, see? She been doing this
in her bedroom at home.
She's like,
"I know what I'm doing."
Show me this again.
So, we're here.
Yes, girl.
Then it's kind of like a pop.
Whoa!
THEY LAUGH
That was all right, actually, bro.
Cos then...
Yeah, he's got it, he's got it!
Eh! Eh! Yes! Eh!
THEY CHEER
LAUGHTER
I got a little something something,
you know.
Shit, are my friends gonna see this?
Oh, God.
So, we're gonna start.
And we're gonna push it, baby.
Back, back, back, back.
Work it out. Yeah.
And speed up. Eh, eh!
And slow it down. And speed it up.
Uh! Uh!
And slow it down.
And do the levels. Eh, eh, eh, eh!
And we... And we pop!
Eh! Eh! Eh!
And we pop! Eh! Eh!
Go, Tasha...
Go, Tasha, go, Tasha!
Go, Tasha, go, Tasha!
I've got no range of movement!
You have, man. Everything
is movement. It's movement.
It's movement, it's jiggling.
You've got the "mmm-mm". Yeah.
Eh, eh, eh.
Yes.
Eh, eh, eh. Eh, eh, eh, eh.
Goes like this.
This is exercise, man.
It is indeed. See?
I think this has been
a good class.
But shaking
is next week's tutorial,
so stay tuned for that
if you wanna see.
I'm afraid I can't
make the shaking tutorial, Danica.
I've got my slut-drop class then.
Now, if I want something
really badly,
I cross my fingers
and throw a coin in a wishing well.
It doesn't work,
but it's better than doing nothing,
and I suspect marginally
more successful than manifestation,
a technique the girls use
in this unseen bit
to try and make
their dreams come true.
Shall we do
some manifestation? Yeah.
Erm... Deep breath in.
Out.
In.
Out.
Picture yourself
where you see yourself...
..in the future,
what you want
your life to look like,
who you want
to have surrounded by you.
And it turned out
they were all imagining
their future selves
getting a text...
TEXT ALERT
GASPS
What?
..renting
a couple of those fancy cabs...
SQUEALING
..and slo-mo-walking
into a brand-new villa.
# Cos now's the time
Cos you're free... #
And then settling
down with a whole new bunch of lads.
# To do what you want to do... #
Manifest they wanted,
a man-feast they got.
Let's go!
WHOOPING
GASPS
Hello, hello. You all right?
And now
you get to feast your eyes
on these cheeky unseen gems
from the girls' first night in Casa.
Ekin, Ekin!
You look like someone, actually.
Who?
I'm not gonna say his name.
Why?
Because... I don't know.
Who is it? Someone you know?
No.
Someone famous.
Someone famous?
I don't know
what you're talking about.
Life Is A Rollercoaster.
LAUGHTER
Just got to ride it.
All night long, all night long.
Yeah, he's my dad.
And your heritage, you're Jamaican,
can you speak patois?
No. It's so embarrassing.
Ah, it's...
It's fine, though, because I'm Nige,
and I can't fully speak my language.
Like, what tribe are you from
in Nigeria?
See, nobody knows my tribe.
Even if I told you...
Tell me, I bet I've heard of it.
You won't have, I promise.
Just say.
Right. Ofutop.
OK, no, I haven't.
I know.
The girls have already
claimed the beds...
Is it?
So, it's like... yeah.
So I'm not allowed in?
Is that how it is?
Yeah! You've gotta have, like,
a ticket entry.
"Please can I get in?"
THEY LAUGH
Just come up, like...
SHE LAUGHS
"Can I get in your bed?"
HE LAUGHS
"Can I get in?" "No." "OK."
"Can I get in your bed?"
PAIGE LAUGHING
"What about yours? All right, then."
"If you have to."
That's funny.
Back at the main villa,
the boys weren't having any
of that manifesting claptrap.
Positive outlets now.
Your manifestation period now.
Oh, my mistake. Of course they were.
So, we're all gonna go along
and say a word,
and whatever you wanna say,
we just react to it.
Whoever reacts first, reacts.
Right.
That's not manifesting, Luca,
that is just word association.
- Right, ready?
- Boys, boys, come on.
All right, ready?
Yeah.
Bombshells.
Please.
OK, loyalty.
Nowhere.
LAUGHTER
Feelings.
Strong.
Painful.
THEY LAUGH
Ekin-Su.
Ekin-Su!
LAUGHTER
Love.
Tasha and Andrew.
LAUGHTER
Tasha.
LAUGHTER
Cheat.
THEY LAUGH UNCONTROLLABLY
Davide?
Er...
You awake?
THEY LAUGH
He's searching deep in his soul.
More girls soon!
THEY LAUGH
Soon!
More girls soon!
More girls soon!
# You make me feel
My heart's been waiting for you... #
Wow, this
manifesting thing really does work.
I'm gonna have a go
at manifesting myself.
How are we all? How are you?
Jazmine, nice to meet you.
Please, universe,
give me more unseen bits
from the villa.
More unseen bits
from the villa...
and a pay rise.
So, here's some unseen bits
of when the boys met the new girls.
I'm excited. I wanna see people
coming out their shell.
Usually, during the day,
it's, erm...
Everyone's just very chill.
Mellow and stuff, yeah.
Getting a suntan,
maybe if you wanna use the gym,
you use the gym. Oh, God, no!
This is so awkward as well. So...
I lived in Dubai before.
Oh, did you?
Yeah.
So I went on your Instagram, obvs,
and you follow me on Instagram.
Do I? Yeah. So I was just like,
that's so weird.
I don't even think
we've got, like, any mutuals,
but I was thinking, like,
I never recognised
when you followed me, so, like...
we must have not, like, met.
What? That's weird.
Yeah, I know, it is weird.
HE LAUGHS
I say whatever happens,
I'm gonna share the bed
with whoever.
We all wanna get in your bed,
Davide.
If anyone didn't wanna get in
your bed, they gotta be blind.
THEY CHUCKLE
Fair enough.
I mean, look at you.
You're like a little oil painting.
Oh, thank you.
Picasso.
THEY LAUGH
I think he's more like
Michelangelo's "Davide".
Before the break,
here's an unseen clip
of Samuel and George
discussing how hard they have it.
We're in the toughest spot.
Being Casa Amor boys
is the toughest thing. Yeah.
You've got three days to convince
people who are already in couples,
who've been in couples
for three weeks.
Yeah.
It's not very much time to...
for them to get to know us.
Mm.
But the question
on everyone's lips is...
You know this one,
join in at home...
What happened next?
See you after the break to find out.
# Fire in the house tonight
# I get up, I get up, I get up
# I get up, I get up, I get up... #
Welcome back to Unseen Bits,
Love Island's
naughty little brother.
We've been spilling the tea
on the week,
using the best unseen clips
we could find.
Like this one of Billy and Tasha
dancing to the same tune...
Out. In.
Hands. On two. On two.
And that is nearly it.
..Dami playing a tune of his own...
BREAKS WIND
Dam.
Man, I'm stressed. Every time!
..but we tried to keep all of it
just good, clean fun.
Chuck the spray, chuck the spray.
George, catch the spray.
Catch the spray, George.
Chuck it back!
Not too much spray, bro.
Before the break,
we saw Gemma creeping
across the floor by the fire pit.
Well, here is...
Pss-pss-pss-pss-pss.
Are you OK?
Are you all right?
There's a cat!
There's a cat down there.
Oh, my God.
Gemma, go and get it. Bring it in.
We need a support animal.
It's actually really cute.
Someone chuck me down some ham
in my hand.
OK.
Aw, look at it.
Oh, my God.
Just, like, actual throw the ham.
ALL GASP
Oh, he's hungry!
What a bitch!
Is it taking the piss?
It's taken the ham and pissed off.
I've literally been on
my hands and knees for this!
When the girls
decamped to Casa,
they left the villa
a very quiet place...
BOYS WHOOPING
They also left it a complete mess.
Look at it. What a tip!
And somehow, the boys
had to pick through it all
to pack the girls' bags.
These are the bits
you didn't get to see.
I have no idea
whose cupboards are whose.
I know, you just have to remember
where they sit.
I know Indiyah sits here.
Yeah, that can go.
Man, I don't know how the girls
go through this, man.
It looks so disorganised.
Dami, how do you know
which is Ekin-Su's one?
You have to just find clothes
that you remember her wearing.
Oi!
HE GIGGLES
With baggage handlers
this bad,
it's a wonder anything valuable
made it to Casa Amor.
He's put his hoodie and his ring.
Oh, that's so cute!
And his fish flops.
Oh, shit. He's given me his ring.
Good packing, boys.
But there were a few unseen bits
you forgot to pack.
I don't even wanna open it.
Oh, he brought my hair gel.
SHE GASPS
He put the empty one in there!
Oh, my God,
he's proper sprayed his jumper.
You know what? Forget this.
I'm done. I'm done.
I'm absolutely done.
He's put one Croc in there.
Like, are you joking?
Girls, he's given me
my dirty knickers.
No, you're joking me.
Not even my clean ones!
Let's see. Are they that dirty?
I don't even wanna check.
Oh, my God.
Let's see.
Oh, my God.
Like, what the actual eff?
Send me home. Fuck my life.
How have you got all that underwear?
No, this isn't fair.
He's not packed my new fucking PJs.
Guys, whose make-up bag is this?
Cos it's not mine!
It says Paige.
It says my name,
but it's not my stuff! Oh, my God.
He didn't pack me any...
Wait, wait.
He didn't pack me any make-up.
PAIGE LAUGHS
I've got no knickers, by the way.
No make-up, no bikinis.
I was like, "What am I gonna do?"
What about me?
Laura packed my suitcase
to come out here,
and now I've got 56 pairs of boxers,
but she forgot
to pack my PlayStation.
I miss FIFA so much!
The girls are properly
settling into Casa Amor life,
sitting back
and soaking up the rays.
But I wonder what they miss
the most about the other villa.
I want a nice foot massage
by Davide.
Hmm.
You know what?
He massaged my feet on that date.
It was so sexual.
I want a foot massage by Luca.
I can give you one.
And then for him to suck them.
I don't want suncream on them!
It's a cream.
She needs to oil them up
first.
Yeah, you should make it oily.
You can imagine I'm Luca
right now.
OK. I'll close my eyes,
I'll close my eyes. OK.
"Gem, you all right, babe?
D'you want me to...
"Do you want a drink, babe?
"Babe, Gemma,
I'm obsessed with you. Gemma."
LAUGHTER
"Gemma, do you want me
to suck your toe?
"Babe, babe, Gemma, you all right,
yeah? D'you want a toastie, yeah?
"Babe, do you want a cuddle?"
I don't think he's ever called me
"babe" once!
"Gems...
"Oi, Ekin, shut up.
"Go, go,
go and do a workout with Davide.
"Oi, Jacques, Jacques.
Do you want me to suck it, babes?"
LAUGHTER
Urgh, it's gonna smell of suncream!
Poor Luca's gonna
have to suck out all the suncream
from between those toes now.
When you're a Casa girl,
your grafting is on the clock.
There's no time
for flimflam or idle chitchat.
You need to bring your A game
and your best chat-up lines.
What's your favourite dinosaur?
A T-rex. Grr!
T-rex. Yeah.
Mine's a pterodactyl.
Give us your best T-rex.
Go on, give us your best T-rex.
LAUGHTER
No, go on. Go on!
That's enough. No!
Oh, God.
I'm supposed to be looking fit,
not looking like a fucking T-rex.
LAUGHTER
Like, you know there's no way
you can contain me.
I'm, like, yeah.
You reckon I could?
I don't know. We'll see.
We'll see, will we? We'll see.
I have layers.
Layers? Yeah.
I just need to
get a peel grater out, mate.
Potato peeler out.
Just peel 'em back.
Yeah, maybe.
Maybe.
You're not gonna make me a coffee?
You want a coffee?
Davide did.
Well, let Davide do it.
He makes every girl's coffees, mate.
Don't feel special.
I've never made a coffee in my life
for a girl. What, you haven't?
No.
Why won't you make me one?
Why would I?
I want you to like me for who I am,
not because I'm making you coffees,
mate. Know what I mean?
All of these boys make breakfasts
and coffees for the girls.
Yeah, that's what... Nah, nah,
I'm not into that shit, no.
Do you look fit in a kit?
You can come to a game
and see for yourself, can't you?
Can I? Yeah, I'll get you a ticket,
mate. You can stand with the crowd.
Stand with the crowd? Nah, I want...
Do you have a box?
Yeah, for, like,
family and girlfriends, yeah.
Well, I wanna be in the box.
You would just be a fan.
You can go with the fans.
In what world? Nah. Jacques...
No?
Not be a fan.
I'm stuck through the floor.
Mm? As if this is happening.
You're stuck to the floor?
LAUGHTER
Fuck's sakes.
No, honestly.
You know what I mean?
Don't worry about it, mate.
SNORTS
What the fuck is that?
BUZZING
What?
Did you not see it?
It was a massive flying bug.
Did you not see it?
I also seen you miss your mouth,
yeah. How did you miss that?
Open wide.
How did you miss that?
Jacques, just...
I ain't talking to you any more.
Your kettle
might not be boiling, Jacques,
but women across the country are.
A few weeks ago,
we did a Beach Hut Bonanza
where Islanders
did their favourite party trick.
Fuck!
HE LAUGHS
And Indiyah didn't fail
to entertain.
Thanks for watching!
When you're on the telly,
people often ask you to do the thing
you're best known for.
I can't tell you how many times
I've had to shout,
"Previously on Love Island..."
at the request of a total stranger.
And now the same thing's happening
to Indiyah.
Oh, question, actually.
I need to test your skills
on something.
Oh, God, I'm scared.
What are you doing?
Oh, you piece of shit!
One! Two!
No... Can you actually do three,
or can you just do two?
I can just do two!
See, that's better than...
Concentrate.
Right.
Whew! How did you even,
like, remember that?
Well, he watches Unseen Bits,
of course. Well done, Deji.
Go!
Nah, close, close, close.
Let me try,
and you try chucking the third.
Let's see if I can even do them.
OK.
THEY TAKE DEEP BREATHS
Yeah, you know what?
Leave it to professionals like me.
Oh, my God!
They're a competitive bunch,
our villa boys,
and it wasn't long
before they'd laid down a challenge
to the new girls - a lilo race.
Casa girls v Villa boys.
Villa boys.
Love Island boys.
Go!
Go on, Jackie boy!
Jacques is just a waste of time.
Yeah, Jacques was just awful.
Jacques, keep going, you idiot!
He even pushed Cheyanne off the
thing a couple of times.
'Cheating a little bit.'
Jacques, hurry up!
'Cheyanne was good.'
'She was good.'
She's got some good glutes.
Yeah, good glutes.
LAUGHTER
Jay, go! Yeah, go on!
Jay... Pfft!
He's too big for the lilo. Yeah.
Go on, Andrew!
Go on, Chyna!
That's it!
Oi, you've got some arse, Davide,
I'm telling ya!
LAUGHTER
Luca, we don't really
have to talk about Luca.
What are you doing?!
I feel I went it was on me,
though, oh...
It was tight.
Yeah, it was me versus Mollie, man.
It was so tight.
I was panicking.
'I was panicking too, man.'
She went in front,
you went in front.
'You were going for it.'
I was going for it, man.
Like, "Come on, come on!"
And then we won by about that far.
Yeah.
Now, I knew nothing about the
sport of lilo racing, to be honest.
I still haven't got a clue.
The bees and the bugs of Love Island
are particularly attracted
to all the exotic flora and fauna
of the Casa Amor villa gardens.
The Majorcan neon yellow cactus
is a particular favourite.
And, yes, you guessed it,
it's time for our old favourite...
Oh, my gosh!
But who will it be? And how many?
The suspense is too intense.
What am I gonna do
during the break?!
See you in a bit.
# You give me freedom-dom
Freedom... #
Welcome back
to Love Island: Unseen Bits.
We're like the Love Island
recycling bin,
the one where they put
all the previously unseen footage
the main show didn't have time for.
So we've rummaged through
the discarded debris
and upcycled all sorts
of exclusive clips, like this.
One, two, three,
Casa Islanders!
I mean, look at this
perfectly unused clip we've found,
just thrown away.
Shake it.
Yes!
Yes!
Everyone's a winner.
Look at his legs, though.
It looks sleek, man.
It looks like ladies' legs
if you don't even look at him.
Like, it looks all...
No, they're not soft, but, like...
They're softer than Gem's, I reckon.
LAUGHTER
Before the break, I asked you
who out of these 12 lovely Islanders
would get scared.
Let's find out.
LAUGHTER
Karate Kid.
That came directly at my forehead.
Come on, guys, pull it together.
Oh, shit... Agh!
LAUGHTER
Fucking hell,
there's another one there.
Jesus!
SCREAMS
Jesus!
Jesus!
Oh...!
What is going on?
It's only a bee.
It was all gonna... Oh, my fuck...
Cramp, cramp.
Oh, my days. My hamstring.
Bro, I'm not even joking,
that was the most scary thing.
There was only one person who didn't
flinch an inch - Gemma, of course.
She's still looking fly,
even when under attack...
from a fly.
FLY BUZZING
THE GOOD, THE BAD
AND THE UGLY THEME PLAYS
Once upon a time in Mallorca,
there was a showdown,
as two villas were pitted
against each other
in their first challenge -
Raunchy Races...
Which I had down
as "Ranchy Races" on my script,
hence why I've gone full cowboy.
Just FYI.
But at high noon,
the Islanders in both villas
received a text at the same time,
and whoever did the challenge
fastest won.
"The boy with the most tattoos
must suck the toes
"of the girl he fancies the most."
Luca, go.
Fucking get that in your mouth, boy!
Fucking love that!
CHEERING,
SHOUTING
"Ride the Islander you fancy
the most like a bucking bronco."
Quick. Ride him!
CHEERING
Never mind true grit,
these are the unseen bits.
"The youngest girl must lick
the youngest boy's leg... ankle...
"..from ankle to hip."
Go, go, go, go!
Yes! Yes! Good girl!
My challenge, in my head,
was just to beat Gemma.
Go! Ankle to hip.
One long lick.
Yes, done.
We're two of the most competitive
people in the villa.
"The villa were the fastest!"
CHEERING
Come on!
That will be in the back of her
head, that she's been done by me.
"One boy and one girl must go
and spoon in three different beds."
Go!
Go, go, go, go.
Quick!
ALL SHOUTING
Jump in.
In three different beds?
Go, Dami!
Oh, one...
Quick, quick!
Three different beds, go!
The first one!
Spoon. Next bed!
Oh, my leg! My leg!
ALL SHOUTING
That was quick. Quick!
Oh, fuck, my leg!
"Casa Amor were fastest." Boo.
"Casa Amor were the fastest."
ALL CHEERING
Oh, my God, it means the entire
world to me to beat the main villa!
Put the boys in their place,
so they know what they're missing
back here.
Congratulations.
That's it, Billy and Deji,
jump in the pool, go on.
Oh, they bottled it!
When you're in the Mallorcan hills,
all you want to do
is sit back, relax,
and admire the stunning views.
I actually can't believe
a man can look like that.
You're telling me.
Fucking hell. Look at him.
Wow.
Fucking hell. He's fit, in't he?
THEY LAUGH
His body is immaculate.
He's fucking amazing.
Like, when he was walking
in his boxers last night,
I was like, "Whoa."
I was thinking,
"You're in bed with that."
# Worship me... #
Fucking hell.
I could watch this all day.
Same.
Add Davide,
and then that'll be ten out of ten.
# Worship me
# On your knees... #
I can't believe how wet he is.
Don't stop. Keep going.
Davide, pour some oil on yourself.
Get some oil.
THEY LAUGH
Don't you think they feel pressured?
We're literally sitting here
in a line...
LAUGHTER
# Oh, here goes... #
Shall we arrange a time
and do this every day?
Oh, my God, look at them.
This will probably
go on Unseen Bits.
"And on tonight's episode,
the girls have got a movie."
LAUGHTER
Absolutely no chance
of that happening whatsoever.
I will not allow...
Oh, right, it's on?
All right, sorry.
Well, congratulations, I guess.
Now, Luca might sell fish, but when
it comes to reeling in the girls,
Josh is a natural fisherman.
He just sits quietly
in his favourite spot
and lets them come to him.
Here's the unseen evidence
that Josh has picked his lucky seat,
and he's sticking to it.
So, you're a good driver?
I'm a good driver.
Are you, though? Can you drive?
Of course.
Oh, right, OK.
Of course.
OK, it's a red flag if you can't.
Really?
If you went on a date and someone
picked you up on a bike...
What, like a pedal bike?
Yeah.
I'm not going.
Your ideal man...
Yeah, he's not showing up
on an electric scooter.
..pulls up on an electric scooter.
"Hop on."
Channing Tatum pulls up on an
electric scooter, I'd turn him down.
You're joking. No! All right, OK,
maybe not Channing Tatum!
You're joking me.
Is that one of your icks?
What, if a guy can't drive?
Mm. Yeah!
I feel like I've seen you.
I feel like I've seen you before,
but where?
Where have I seen you?
We've definitely seen each other
in a club before.
I think you tried to hit on me
one time. No, I never!
Oh, my God, please, stop trying
to flirt with me, it's not working.
How do you move to guys, then?
"I don't move to guys,
they move to me."
I do move to a guy if I want a guy.
How?
I just walk up to them,
flick my hair.
You did that to me in a club.
What did I do, flick my hair,
come up to you, and do what?
"You have nice eyes." I'm like,
"You drop that line to everyone."
SHE LAUGHS
You come across like 25,
just because you seem more mature.
Thanks.
OK, so your compliment of tonight
is that I'm mature? Yes.
# Cos I've been waiting
All night to... #
Don't tell me you're
one of those who's scared...
Course not.
I just watched you!
I was just scared for it,
cos I was gonna hit it.
You're... Oh! I swear.
See, I told you
you were scared!
I'm not scared.
That's not what I'm seeing, hon.
That's not what I'm seeing, OK?
Came out of nowhere.
# Slip it off, baby
# Don't waste this love
I'm waiting
# Slip it off, baby... #
So, it looks like
Josh's lucky seat paid off.
He's been bitten to death
by mozzies, thanks to that sign,
but he did get a kiss from Danica,
and as we know, he ended up
in the main villa, too.
That was lucky.
Here is some exclusive footage
of Boris Johnson and his wife
contemplating their next move.
Not really. It's Dami and Jacques
trying to think of an excuse
for their behaviour
that will wash with the girls -
so basically the same thing!
Fuck!
What were they gonna tell the girls?
Boys?
JACQUES SIGHS
Ah!
OK, boys, let me try to help.
Why not go for denial?
No?
Blame the others?
I know, say you've forgotten,
that'll work!
Oh, fuck.
Nope, sorry, boys, I've got nothing,
you're on your own.
We've fucked it.
SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
The re-coupling after Casa Amor
is one of my favourite bits
of the series.
It always has the most drama...
..most outrage...
..and...
..the most funny faces!
'Shaddap Your Face'
# Uno, duo, tre, quatro!
# What's-a matter you? Hey!
# Got-a no respect
# What-a you think you do?
Why you look-a so sad?
# It's-a not so bad
It's-a nice-a place
# Ah, shaddap-a your face... #
Mama, she said it all-a da time!
# What's-a matter you? Hey!
# Got-a no respect
# What-a you think you do?
Why you look-a so sad?
# It's-a not so bad
It's-a nice-a place
# Shaddap-a your face! #
Welcome back
to Love Island: Unseen Bits,
the home of exclusive clips
from the villa
everyone is talking about.
# So, what's it gonna be?
# Do you wanna see
If we have good vibrations... #
Since the big Casa Amor re-coupling,
the girls have been overjoyed
to be back in their old home.
They've been boogieing
on the balcony...
LAUGHTER
..twerking in the toilets...
..and expressing their emotions
through the medium of song.
# Oh, baby boy... #
Sorry. Sorry.
LAUGHTER
Didn't realise Luca was there.
So, stay tuned
for more Unseen Bits.
LAUGHTER
Here's an exclusive clip
of Ekin-Su telling Gemma
that Davide has gone bananas,
or something like that.
You OK?
Me?
Yeah, you guys all right?
Yeah, are you?
Yeah.
Good. Where's Davide?
He's gone for a banana.
Oh, that's a bit boring.
LAUGHTER
I mean, don't I look exotic?
Yeah.
Yeah, you need a photo.
You look really curvy.
Do I?
Yeah.
Do you like the curves?
Yes.
Start doing that when he comes over,
start banking it.
Oh, here you go.
101. 102.
- Trying to impress you, Davide.
- Huh? Show some attention.
104. 105. 106.
LAUGHS
106!
She's literally done, like, five.
109.
What comes 109? 110.
It worked, it worked.
Cor, that was a workout!
The hardest part
of that fitness regime
was working out
what came after the number 109.
The weather is gorgeous here,
but it can get very windy,
as this unaired discussion
between Dami and Luca proves.
Your farts...
Yeah.
You know what, they do go on,
and they're loud,
but they're not actually that bad.
They're not that bad.
Yours are bad,
I've heard your little squeaky,
squeaky ones go...
Go plop, plop, but mine, I don't
know, man, I don't know how...
They're SO loud.
Yeah, that's why I try
to keep them in.
When you live beside a train,
a train goes, you hear it going,
and you have...
That's what I feel like
when I'm farting as well,
so I don't let it come out of me.
I think I am definitely the
godfather of farting in the villa.
I own up to it,
I'm not ashamed of it.
It's just something that happens,
you know,
and I'm gonna keep on doing it,
because that is part of who I am.
I have to release the gas.
You know, or I feel like if I don't,
I'm just gonna blow up.
What would you feel
if a girl farted near you?
Nah, I'm cool with that.
It kind of breaks the ice for me,
cos I have to fart.
A girl's farted before
when we were having sex.
I kinda laughed it off, though.
The fascinating thing about farting
is you're releasing a lot of...
you know, built-up air and bubbles
that just come out of you,
and I feel like whenever I fart,
I feel at ease,
I feel like I've relieved myself
from a lot of pressure.
I can go ahead and start my day.
Like, literally, If I wake up
in the morning and I don't fart,
I'm not gonna have a good day.
I haven't done one near Gem yet.
Summer said I could do it
beside her.
Indiyah said I could do it as well.
I kind of...
Do you think I should ask?
If you could do it?
Gemma's probably gonna tell you
not to do it. Yeah, I...
You're meant to be
talking about cracking on,
not letting rip on letting rip.
Yes, it's time, folks,
for that Unseen Bits classic.
It's Beach Hut Bonanza!
It's that time of the week.
What we doing today?
Go on, then.
This week, I asked them
who's their celebrity crush...
Hmm...
..and I told them
they couldn't say me.
Hmm...
I don't know...
Ah, hang on, hang on, hang on.
My celebrity crush is Ryan Gosling.
You know, I don't actually have one,
I don't think.
SHE SQUEALS
My celebrity crush,
I love this one, is Channing Tatum.
Always has been, always will be.
Mm! That boy!
Sorry, I always say this
all the time,
but it would be Eminem.
Maura Higgins, Michelle Keegan
and Gemma Collins merged into one.
He's nervous,
but on the surface,
he looks calm and ready
to drop bombs,
but he keeps on forgetting
what he wrote down...
You know, I could keep going,
but Eminem.
Duh! Hello, have you seen the man
dancing in Magic Mike?
Anthony Joshua.
I mean, he's just so fit, isn't he?
Like, just literally pick me up
and throw me around, please.
I wish I could take him
out to dinner.
I'd pay as well, you know.
SHE EXHALES DEEPLY
Unreal.
Ms Banks, and if you have TikTok,
you know why.
Nala from, er... from The Lion King.
Chris Hemsworth. He's hot.
There's just something about her.
HE CHUCKLES
She's a lion, but...
He's just got a hammer.
He can just... Yeah.
He's just... I know,
I know he's gonna be good in bed.
Do you know "Lisa" from Futurama?
Margot Robbie.
I mean, in Wolf Of Wall Street,
oh, my God!
She's got one eye.
Jack Nicholson from The Shining.
She's got a good body
and some nice hair.
Just a shame about the one eye,
and she's a cartoon, but...
she's hot.
HE LAUGHS
Mrs Incredible from The Incredibles.
Big hands, and the big package.
SHE SNORTS
Only joking, I haven't seen it.
Did I just snort? Fuckin' hell!
That's how excited I get.
She has a cool power.
She's elastic, and...
she's got a nice body, too.
I don't know English celebrities.
Laura, maybe,
when she came to the villa.
Thank you!
Tune in next week
for another edition of...
..Beach Hut Bonanza!
Before we go,
I'll leave the last word to Dami.
HE FARTS VIOLENTLY
HE GROANS
See you all next week.
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