Love Island (2015–…): Season 8, Episode 29 - Episode 29 - full transcript

Previously...

on Love Island...

..Casa Amor brought
a world of possibilities...

..with new boys...

and new girls.

I need to forget about her for now.

In my head,
I feel like I'm cheating on Andrew.

I think we're in trouble, man.

Tonight...

..passions run high...

..and tempers fray.



I'm just saying you're fake.
I'm fake? You're a fake, bro.

Shut up. I've said it to you,
you're fake.

Why am I fake? Because you say
one thing then do another.

Stop egging us all on, like.

To celebrate all
the new girls arriving in the villa,

Jay's decided to bring out
the good "Chyna".

She's a 23-year-old youth worker
from Leeds,

and she's delighted to meet him.

So, tell me a bit about you.
Where did you say you were from?

I'm from Leeds.
Yeah?

Yeah. That's all.
Where are you from?

I'm from Edinburgh. In Scotland.

Scotland?
Yeah. What's your usual type?

Honestly, I don't actually have
a type.



Everyone says that.

No, really, I don't, like, I mean...
Yeah.

I feel like, in here,
I was with Ekin for a bit,

then I tried to pursue Paige, and
Paige and Ekin are very different.

What about you?
Erm...

Yeah, I don't really have a type.
They just have to be tall.

Tall?
Yeah.

How tall are you?
I'm 5'7".

5'7". Is six foot two tall enough?
Yeah.

You know, yeah...

And they have to be able
to pick me up.

Yep. Noted.

Can you do that?
I think I can.

Hm. Try it out.
Right now?

Maybe later.
SHE LAUGHS

I'm sure
there'll be opportunities to.

Chyna's a very nice girl.
I think she has got a good heart,

but maybe
there's a bit of a fiery side,

which I'm looking forward
to maybe seeing.

'Yeah, I'm excited.'

Meanwhile, George
is talking to Ekin-Su over at...

Oh, what's the other villa called?!

Seriously, I wish those
bloody producers would do something

to help people remember its name!

Do you feel like you've found
the right guy right now?

Why are you asking me this?
Is it a bit unclear?

Do you feel...
like you've gone back to Davide

because he's, sort of, like...
you're pretty good with him?

Or do you think there's...?
If I'm honest...

Or is it more cos there's
not really another option?

I genuinely felt like there was
something there for me and Davide.

I knew it was mutual, so I went
there. And I don't regret it... No.

..and it was great, like, we had
a last nice date together. Yeah?

And that went well?
It went well.

And for ages, I've been lost,
and I just didn't know...

It was like a pride thing.
Yeah, I can see that.

You've been through quite a lot,
to be fair.

But you've done well to, like,
hold yourself. Thank you.

Do you know what I mean? You have.

To be honest, at the moment,
you're, like, at the top of my list.

Am I?
Yeah, 100%.

Thank you.
When I first saw you, I was, like...

You stood out, I'll put it that way.

Big time.
Aww! You're making me shy.

Yeah, I dunno, I dunno...

Yeah, you've just surprised me,
put it that way. Oh, thank you.

Would you say that
the next girl would be,

"That's it, I wanna marry..."
sort of thing?

If they're the right one,
then yeah, of course.

Do you wanna marry and have kids?
I do. Eventually, yeah. Absolutely.

Probably not now?
Not now.

Maybe five years?
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

It's difficult
to plan things like that.

'It's not easy for me to just be,
like, open again, you know?'

I'm still open
to get to know George.

However, my heart and my mind
is in my Italian dream man,

and I hope he's OK.

No need to worry

about your Italian stallion,
Ekin-Su.

He's over at the main villa,
Livin' Da-vide Coco!

Her name's Coco. That's the joke.

Do you fancy me, then?
Eh? Do you fancy me?

Oh, my God. Directly!

You are a good-looking girl.
I'm quite direct.

No, I'm direct, too.
Are you? Yeah.

You are a good-looking girl,

but we need to see if there
is something else, right?

Yeah.
Yeah. Hm.

Well, I am Italian, so...

Do you speak Italian at all?

I know, like, a few words, but no.
Like what?

Mi chiamo.
Mi chiamo.

THEY LAUGH

That means, "My name is".

Anyway...
When's your last relationship?

You said...
A year and a half ago.

OK. He went celibate,
so we broke up.

He went where?
Celibate.

What is that?
Wouldn't have sex. Oh.

No, it's not gonna happen with me.

THEY LAUGH
I hope not!

'I spoke just with Coco so far'

and she looks, like,
very determined,

where she knows what she wants.

Er... She's not here to play games.

Do you think
Ekin-Su is the right one?

She's a bit wild.
Er... It's not about that,

it's probably
for what she did in the past

that I cannot see her seriously,

but at the same time
I feel like...

people's opinion can change,
so if she shows me

that she's really changed and
that she's not here to play a game,

you know, she really wants me,
maybe I can see her seriously.

You're not a convenience, honey,
you're a prize.

I've got a high price.
A high prize.

Yeah.
I'm a prize, too.

Are you?
Mm-hm.

Mm-hm?
Mm-hm.

Did I enjoy that chat? Mm-hm.

Right, anybody want to see
Jacques talking to Mollie? Mm-hm?

So, what's the craic with you
and Paige, then? Where's...? Hm.

Walked in, day one.
Yeah?

First day, literally come in,
saying I wanted a best friend.

Yeah.
You know? And...

she ticked all them boxes for me,
literally. Er...

Do you think she's more in,
like, the friend zone?

Than, like...
No. No. No, no...

Is that it?
So your head is, like, "Paige"?

I'm not saying owt, mate. That's
what I'm trying to get out of you.

Trying to do the groundwork here.
What's your type, then?

So, like, I like tall, dark...

tanned...
Well, I'm ticking them,

except from tall, so...

Who do you want in your bed?
Who do I want in my bed?

HE LAUGHS
Not asking.

You're not asking?
No, it's just a question.

No, there's only two.
Hm.

Who?
You and Cheyanne.

Fab.
So, yeah.

D'you reckon you've got competition
with any of the other boys?

Looks-wise, probably.

Personality,
I back myself every day, so...

You're actually really easy
to talk to, which is nice.

Oh, I appreciate that.

Literally, from day one,
the only girl I've spoken to

and been interested in is Paige.

So it's nice
to actually feel interested

in something else as well.

This is what I've been wanting.
Two beautiful girls there,

so, yeah, it's gonna be interesting.

HE GUFFAWS

Oh, shit.

As one of Britain's
leading scientists,

when Dami wants to get
to know someone,

he dispenses with small talk
and employs forensic questioning

to get to the core
of a person's essential self.

What's your favourite...
favourite flavour crisp?

Oh, my God. Why do you ask that?
Paprika.

Paprika?
Yeah, paprika Lays.

Ooh. That's actually a good one.
Yeah.

I think mine used to be
prawn cocktail, but it changed.

Prawn cocktail, yeah!
I used to love a prawn cocktail.

It's banging.
It changed later on.

TEXT ALERT
I've got a text!

Oh, shit.

Come on, then, boy!

In a relationship, Billy,
what do you actually bring

to the table?
TEXT ALERT

Ooh. Oh, sh...
Ooh, I've got a text!

ALL WHOOP AND CHEER

HE READS ALOUD

SHE READS ALOUD

WHOOPING

ALL WHOOP AND CHEER

# I'm ready to go

# I'm making moves... #

Go, Casa Amor!

# Never gonna stop... #

Raunchy race.

Snog someone as fast as you can.

Let the carnage begin.
It's gonna be chaos.

Come on, let's go.

It's time for the two villas

to go head-to-head, toe-to-toe,
and knowing this show,

tongue-to-tongue in Raunchy Races.

TEXT ALERT
Oh! Let's go.

Casa Amor and the main villa

will simultaneously receive
an identical text.

"All Islanders
get into a different sex position

"with someone of the opposite sex."

Whichever villa completes the task
on the text first wins that round.

Boy, that was quick.
That was good.

"All Islanders
get into a different sex position

"with someone of the opposite sex."

Quickly!

LAUGHTER

Jacques was just...
dived on top of me and I was like,

oh, my God, I really have to get
stuck into these challenges, innit,

like, no-one's messing around now!

TEXT ALERT
"Casa Amor were fastest."

SHE GROANS

TEXT ALERT

"Casa Amor were the fastest."
CHEERING

"The shortest boy in the villa

"must kiss the tallest girl
for 20 seconds."

SCREAMING AND WHOOPING

Three, four, five, six, seven,
eight, nine, ten...

20 seconds! 20 seconds!

One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight...

Wait, who is the shortest boy
in the villa?

Luca?
Luca, for fuck's sake.

That's fine.

That challenge definitely
did mess with a few people's heads.

It certainly pissed me off.

TEXT ALERT

"The villa were the fastest."
CHEERING

TEXT ALERT
"The villa were the fastest."

Ah!
Are you joking?

Fucking Gemma's gonna love that,
ain't she?

HE LAUGHS
Shit, Gemma. Luca won.

Yeah, Ekin... I know!

As soon I heard that, and it was
like, oh, the main villa won,

I was like, "Yeah, no.
Two can play that game."

TEXT ALERT

"The boy with the most tattoos
must suck the toes

"of the girl he fancies the most."

Fucking get that in your mouth!
LAUGHTER

For Gem, toe sucking
will annoy her the most.

Listen, that's our little thing.

SCREAMING

Paige's toes.
It was definitely the nicest toe

I've sucked in a long time,
I'll tell you that.

Who's got the most tattoos
in the other one? Luca.

Luca. Ah, that's another one.
I swear to fuck!

Why is everyone against me?

Gemma, this means
you need to get your game on.

Yeah! Give me a chance.

"The villa were the fastest!"
CHEERING

Come on!
Come on, boy!

"The villa were the fastest."
How?

Oh, you're having us on.
You're lying.

We're gonna win this because Gem's
head gonna be going, mate!

Gemma's gonna be pissed.

I was just thinking,
"Oh, that is..."

She's gonna be fuming
cos she knows I beat her.

TEXT ALERT

"Ride the Islander
you fancy the most

"like a bucking bronco
for 20 seconds."

What's a bucking...?

SQUEALING

# I'm thinking of you... #

I would have made him
go on all fours.

I would have, like,
ridden him like a horse.

Ride him!

Ride him, girl, ride him!

WHOOPING

Five, six, seven, eight, nine...

I sat next to Dami on purpose

because I knew that if a challenge
was gonna come to me,

then he would just be
right next to me.

TEXT ALERT

"The villa were the fastest."
Oh!

You're having a laugh.

"The villa were fastest!"
CHEERING

Well done, man!

You know, whatever happens in
a challenge stays in a challenge.

TEXT ALERT

"Kiss the Islander
who has an ex on the island."

Oh, fuck off.
Go on! Go on!

Done.

My only action was with Gemma.

I was sitting there a little bit,

hoping I would get a bit more
than I did, but it was good.

Get in!
Shut up. You're done!

Done.
Sit down.

Someone's got an ex over there?
Yeah, it would be Jacques.

Do you know what, it's fine.
It's just a kiss in a challenge.

And as long as he's not actually
kissing the girl

he actually really fancies,
then it's fine.

TEXT ALERT

"Casa Amor were the fastest!"
SCREAMING, CHEERING

"Casa Amor were the fastest."

TEXT ALERT

"The Islander
with a birthday in December

"must snog the Islander
they fancy the most."

Oh, my God!

There we go.

APPLAUSE
Yes, fine, fine, fine.

That is not getting beat,
that is not getting beat.

APPLAUSE

Whose birthday is in December
over there?

No, on the other side.
That's Indiyah.

LAUGHTER

Oh, he knows that.
Oh, that one hurt. Oh, shit.

Mm-hm.

TEXT ALERT

Any boy born in May
must snog the girl

they find the most attractive.

LAUGHS
Oh, I love it.

Oh, fuck off, that's Luca again.
And Jacques.

Come on, boy.
That's the quickest.

That was quick.
Let's go, baby!

TEXT ALERT
"Casa Amor were the fastest."

CHEERING

You can't get quicker than that,
surely.

TEXT ALERT
"Casa Amor were the fastest."

No!

TEXT ALERT

"The boy whose name
comes first alphabetically

"must snog every girl."

Me, me, me.
Go!

And Indiyah.
Quick. Quick.

Quick, quick, quick.

Quick. Quick.

Quick. Quick.
Rapid, rapid!

Every girl.

Come here!

Let's go, let's go, let's go!

Yes!

Mate, you fucking pecked 'em all!

Who's the guy in the villa
with the...

with the most alphabetical...
A, B, C...

Andrew! Andrew!

Oh, no!

Here we go. No, piss off.

Andrew's kissed six girls,
and I'm sat there, like,

"Breathe, Tash, you've got this."
Like, it's fine, it's fine.

I don't like this game any more.
No, I didn't like it

when I knew Luca had some other
bird's feet in his fucking mouth.

You've got to kiss that
when you go back.

Oh!

TEXT ALERTS
"Casa Amor were the fastest."

Fuck off.
How?

I know you snogged everybody,
but if it says "snog", snog.

Don't fucking peck.
Yeah, we pecked, man.

I thought we had it in the bag
at a point.

Who's getting the blame?

Andrew.

TEXT ALERT
"Casa Amor were the..."

CHEERING

# And make it last forever,
Do it now or never... #

"Give an underwater snog
to the Islander

"you would most like
to share a bed with."

ALL TALKING AT ONCE

Underwater! Under the water!

Kiss, guys, kiss!

Yes, baby! Yes!

I've never been snogged underwater,
definitely one for the bucket list.

Unreal!

ALL TALKING AT ONCE

Jump!

Go!

I snogged Gemma.
Yeah, that surprised me, I suppose.

Didn't know I was, like,
her most attractive boy in here.

That was quick.
No-one is beating that.

TEXT ALERT
"Casa Amor were fastest."

CHEERING

Guys, "Casa Amor were fastest."

The challenge
saw some stiff competition -

to be fair to the lads,

it's no surprise,
with all that snogging going on -

but in the end,
Casa Amor win by a single point.

We fricking won. Cheers!

And it means
they've earned themselves a party,

while back at the main villa,

defeat is written all over de-faces.

Oh, well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let's re-couple with these girls.

This should have been our game. It's
actually embarrassing at this point.

CHEERING

Hope you all enjoyed
that challenge in the last part.

The Brits might not win Wimbledon,

but we've definitely got
some promising talent

in the world of tonsil tennis.

# Let me take you to a place
I know you wanna go

# It's a good life

# It's a good life... #

I just fucking don't know
what to do.

If a girl came in and said
that Paige has been saying

she can't be herself around me,
I'd be like, "Fuck that, I'm off."

So basically, what you're saying is,
"Andrew, you're fucked."

# Love is shining... #

I actually don't think anyone's safe
at this point.

It's like, you know when you go
for a buffet,

and you've got everything
on the table,

and you have a bit of everything,
that's what they're doing right now.

Fucking hell.

I walked in and seen that Mollie,
and I was like, "OK, then."

"OK, then!"

# Good life, good life

# Ooh, oh, oh... #

Guys!
What?

Stop, now.

You did get a ring, yeah!

She found it!
SQUEALING

No, that's actually made my day.

I thought he didn't pack anything!
We got a ring, girls.

Mate, obviously with Indiyah,
I'm not deep in it too much,

but I want to know
from the challenge,

was there a little something
behind it?

# It's a good life

# Do all I can
To take you there... #

Fuck it,
if you kiss a bird tonight, I will.

If you feel really good chat,
and she went...

I'm not gonna kiss, not tonight.

She's fucking mugging you off,
you dick!

Get it through your head!

Andrew cannot appreciate
this beauty tonight,

but there'll be another girl
next to Andrew. Ekin!

Bitch.
Babe, it's true.

All our men have got girls
right now.

# I wanna live
I wanna vibe... #

CHEERING

Winners, got it, got it.

CHEERING

Let's get this going!

I'll say
here's to making some new memories,

and maybe some new couples.

CHEERING

To winning, and to Casa Amor.
CHEERING

# Ooh, oh, oh... #

# Ooh, oh, oh... #

# Good life, good life... #

In the last 24 hours,

Dami's made some major discoveries.

Mollie likes Monster Munch,
Summer loves cheesy Wotsits,

and Jazmine's partial to Lays.
You can only get them in Spain!

I feel you are in trouble.

Yeah, I feel like I am in trouble
a little bit.

Cos I wanna be real and genuine,
right?

Don't get me wrong,
I do like Indiyah, I do.

Everything I have with Indiyah
is perfect, is good.

But I feel like I actually haven't
been given opportunities

to actually explore new connections,

and I am single, like,
do you know what I mean, like?

Mate, I'm exactly the same
with Paige.

Day one in here, I've only ever
wanted Paige, that is it.

So I need to be open now to know...

If you close yourself now,
it's not gonna be helpful.

From my personal point of view,
you got a great upgrade.

Upgrade?
Oh!

Of course, Indiyah is beautiful.
But it's not about looks to me.

I know I shouldn't be comparing,

but we are here to see who we have
better connections with.

I feel like even Summer's
personality, I'm warming up to that.

Give it a chance.
You have to give it a chance, mate.

I haven't had a chance
with another girl here,

so I'm gonna be open
to get to know girls.

I feel right now
I might have a conversation again

and I might want to kiss her.
Yeah, literally.

Just to see if there's
actually something there.

I know it's crazy, but, like,

you're either fully open
or you're not.

I feel like Casa Amor
is actually, like,

the ultimate test, man,
and at the end of the day,

it will either make you guys
stronger, or it will break you,

but there's no way to know
if you don't actually take the test,

you know what I mean?
You actually have to.

The camera guy's
on his dinner break,

so I'm filming Tasha and Billy
on my phone.

Oh, damn it,
they're all out of focus!

Cos it's funny!
What's funny?

You just laugh, don't you? Yeah.
24/7. Yeah.

Are we gonna get serious now?

OK, now we're Zen.

How are you?
LAUGHTER

I'm good, how are you?
You good, yeah?

How are you feeling?
I think...

I don't know.
You don't know. Just feeling like...

I think everyone's now come out
their shell a little bit,

including you.
Really?

You're like this, peeking.
Interesting.

What do you do, again?
What do I do? Yeah.

I work in construction,
so, building, roofing,

that sort of side of things.
Nice.

You do dance, obviously. I can see
the moves you've got going on.

Yeah, I do, I do a bit of grooving.

What else do you do, like, what...?

Obviously I do modelling as well,
I'm, like, a model...

HE LAUGHS

Oh, God.
Obviously, I model for, like...

"Obviously I model."
No, I didn't say it like that!

I didn't. I said, "I model."

Stop putting words into my mouth.
All right, carry on.

Yeah, erm, I do enjoy modelling.
OK.

I think with Billy,
he's, like, so lovely and so funny,

but for me, it's not
just about banter, banter, banter.

I've always loved to see
the emotional side in a guy,

but I'm not gonna sit there
and force it out of him.

But, yeah, he's super funny,
I can have a laugh with him.

If you were a cocktail,
what would you be?

Porn star martini.
Why a porn star martini?

You are what you drink.

Of course you're gonna say that.
I should've seen it coming.

Why didn't you see that?
Why are you even asking?

Course I'm a porn star.

What would you be?
Strawberry daiquiri?

I was about to say that, yeah.
How did you guess?

You remind me of a strawberry.
Do I give, like, a strawberry vibe?

A strawberry vibe, I dunno.
Am I, like, juicy?

D'you wanna eat me?
HE LAUGHS

Cocktail wise,
I'm a sex on the beach

cos much like having sex
on the beach, I sound like fun

but I'm impractical, difficult
and ultimately not worth the effort.

Back at the villa, it's time
for a post-challenge debrief.

Go on, then,
who was your best kisses, then?

Mine?
She fucking bit my lip.

No, you head-butted me.
The arguments begin.

Yeah, you head-butted me.
My lip's still sore, you know, so...

Grow up.

I'd probably rate your kiss
the worst.

The worst?
Yeah.

All right, fair enough.
Sorry, sorry!

What about you, Cheyanne,
who was your favourite?

Erm...
Who stood out for you?

CHEYANNE CHUCKLES

Probably Andrew.

Yeah, Cheyanne.
I told her I'm very much open

to getting to know everyone,
and that's what I'm gonna do.

Honestly, a very nice girl,
and we do get on, so...

I definitely will get to know her.

Who do you reckon are more fun,
then, brunettes or blondes? Come on.

Who are more fun,
youse two or these two?

Brunettes. You reckon? What are
you girls saying about that?

Come on, bit of fighting talk.

They said they're more fun
than youse two.

I think brunettes in general
are more fun.

I dare you to neck on with Andrew.

OK.
I dare that as well.

SHE LAUGHS
What, right now?

Right now.
OK.

If the answer is
go up the stairs,

down the corridor,
and follow the smell

of Poundshop alcohol-free prosecco,

then, Josh, what's the question?

How did you find the party?

Yeah, I thought it was really good,
actually.

There was a vibe.
Yeah!

I actually came up here to see
where your head is at, actually.

Yeah. Yesterday you were
sharing with, what, Deji?

Yeah, but in all honesty,
that wasn't my choice,

I didn't want to be rude,
I was just, like, "OK, cool,"

it's the first night,
I wanted to go sleep anywhere.

I thought, OK, I don't really know
these boys just yet.

Are you staying
in the same bed tonight?

Erm... Probably not.
As in I will be probably...

In the same bed.
..in the same bed. OK.

Erm, but I probably will
maybe switch it up a bit.

Mm-hm.

Anyone you feel like asking, or...?

I mean, yeah, I think
I was planning on asking you.

Mm-hm. I'm... I wouldn't...
I'm not feeling it.

You're not?
No.

Aww!

But I might just let it slide
this time.

Look, your girl's had a hard time
in here, like, just...

To make you feel better,
I'll move in there tonight.

OK, thank you.
Just to see how it is.

Yeah, you know,
put me on a trial run, yeah?

For me? For me? Just for tonight.
A trial run for me? Fuck. OK.

Have you kissed anyone
the whole time?

There was a kiss with Davide.
When was that?

This was quite a while ago.

That's your only kiss,

and obviously today,
that you've had in here?

Yeah, yeah. I know, I know,
so I'm just a bit like, "Oh."

Waiting for one.
Yeah.

SHE LAUGHS
That time will come.

Yeah, there will,
there'll be a time, I'm sure.

ROMANTIC GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS

Oh...

'I think I may have got to know him'

a little bit more
than what I was maybe expecting.

'It was a juicy snog.

'You know,
you've gotta try before you buy,'

and I feel like I'm on a bit
of a trying spree right now.

Jay wants to know more about Chyna.

I can help you there, pal.

Her favourite crisps
are pickled onion Space Raiders.

Thank you, Dami!

Are you having a good time in here?
Yeah, it's been quite good.

Yeah? What's your impressions
of the guys so far, then?

Everyone's been quite welcoming...
Yeah. ..I guess.

I feel like the challenge
was a really good icebreaker.

Yeah, yeah.

For me, being the most single,
I've got to put my efforts

into some girls more than others
that I want to get to know more.

You can maybe tell
that I'm trying to get to know you

a bit more than maybe some others?

That's nice to hear, to be honest.
Yeah?

I just feel like you haven't found
what you're looking for.

And what do you think I want?

Someone very confident,
independent and beautiful.

Oh, right.

Me.

SHE LAUGHS
OK. Joking.

I'm not joking.

Bet you would have liked to kiss me
in the challenge.

Well,
would you have wanted to kiss me?

Yeah, if it came up, I would have...

Really?

For me, Chyna really stands out
to the other girls.

I feel like, although
the other girls are very beautiful,

in their own ways,
for me, Chyna's just very natural.

And I find her very interesting
to talk to.

And I like that a lot.

I know for a fact all them girls...

The other villa?
Yeah. The other villa.

They're having
the time of their life.

They're getting to know everyone.

I can guarantee that.
No-one's sleeping outside,

I'll tell you that one.
I wouldn't be sleeping outside.

I think it's up to the girls

who they want to sleep
in a bed with, obviously.

Really?
Yeah. The boys won't decide that.

That's up to yous.

Well, it would be nice to be, like,

"Chyna, do you wanna
sleep in a bed with me?"

Well, I would say that to you,
if you wanted me to?

Can do. So then you can
bunk with me tonight?

All right. Don't change your mind.
Don't wait till, like...

I'm not gonna change my mind.
Hmm...

All right, that's fine.

How are you? Are you OK?
I'm good, thank you.

You look very nice.
Thank you.

So, where's your head at?
What's going on?

I wanna know all your secrets.

I mean, with Ekin-Su,
I'm gonna be honest,

yeah, I fancy her,
we had what we had,

but I was really sure to
don't go back with her at all. Yeah.

But then I found myself
in a situation

where I actually didn't have...

any connections in the villa.

She was the only one
with which I could build something,

so I said all right, let's try.

Has anyone turned your head here,
like... Or caught your eye?

Caught your eye?
I'm not gonna say.

But this morning, yeah.

Probably you kept my attention
the most.

Really?
Yeah.

Interesting. It's just
that I don't trust blondes.

You shouldn't, really.
They are difficult to read.

Sometimes I feel like
with a brunette, I can trust more.

But maybe you can change my mind,
you know?

Yeah, maybe I can.
Yeah.

Erm...

Oh, my gosh, I can't, like...

I never even thought I was up there
with you. No?

But I thought you were fit.
You were my second choice, like...

I was second? OK.

Well, yeah, I hadn't spoken to you.
I know!

And I thought you were married off
to Ekin-Su, and I was, like...

I know, it's normal, because when
I spoke with Coco, things changed,

so I understand you...

I've just got to figure out
whose bed I'm gonna be in later.

What are you thinking?

I dunno.

Just gotta see...

Well, let us know.

I will let you know.

HE CHUCKLES

In my experience,
a kiss can mean many things.

"I love you." "Thank you."

"Sorry I drank your last can
of Guinness."

But what did Indiyah's kiss
with Deji mean?

So, after today's challenge...
Oh, yeah.

..the ultimate question is,
obviously,

was it a tactical thing,
or was there anything behind that?

Erm...
Be brutally honest.

I'm not here to...
I know this! Like, I know this.

Erm... Obviously it was a challenge.

Definitely, definitely.
Play to win.

But it was "kiss the Islander
that you fancy the most". OK.

Fancy is a strong statement...
OK.

But I do...
I think you're a good-looking guy.

So, is there truth behind that?
Yeah. Definitely.

OK. OK. Would you be willing to
kind of explore that, respectfully,

with obviously certain boundaries?
I'm not trying to...

Yeah, no, 100%. I mean,

we'll just have to speak
and see how things go, like.

I find you attractive,
you're a good-looking guy.

The feeling is mutual.
Yeah. Good.

In, like, this place,
I have to be true to myself

and do what, like,
I would do in the real world.

And I feel like in the real world,
I'm used to dating,

and I'm used to, you know,
keeping my options open,

but being respectful
at the same time.

DAMI SIGHS

What a vibe. Oh, no.

DAMI CHUCKLES

Do you feel sneaky up here?

Well, we didn't crawl in,
so it's fine.

It's a secret,
but it's not a secret. You know?

Mm.

Someone's having a chat up there.

It's Dami, innit?
It is Dami. Dami and Summer.

Good lad.

You move faster than an F1 car.

LAUGHTER

Would you say, like, I'm your type?

Yeah.
"Yeah."

Yeah!
"Yeah!"

I wouldn't really be up
on the terrace

if you weren't my type.
OK, yeah, that's true, that's true.

OK, go ahead and read my mind.
Read your mind? Yeah.

You fancy me.

You feel like there is a bit
of chemistry between us.

Mm-hm.
You wanna kiss me.

OK.
Mm...

You wanna share a bed
with me tonight.

You still definitely
wanna kiss me, and...

SHE CHUCKLES

Literally staring
into my eyes right now.

Well, eye contact is important.

No, it is.
And I can hold eye contact.

But you nearly...
HE MOCK GIGGLES

Is it a staring contest, then?
A staring contest. OK.

Let's go.

If you lose, just shoot your shot.
OK, fine.

You're not gonna crack.

You know you're talking?

Am I not allowed to talk?

That's part of the deal.

Oh, no talking?
Mm. OK.

# All eyes on me
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

# All eyes on me
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh... #

I have a lot of lip gloss on me.
Yeah.

Thank you. Make-up too?

It was good.
How good?

OK, you have make-up
on your nose.

On my nose as well?
Yeah, you do.

Are you crazy?

Look, you're gonna have
to look in the mirror.

# All eyes on me. #

In the challenge,

Davide and Coco
had an underwater kiss.

I got a snog
in a swimming pool last week.

Strictly speaking
it was mouth-to-mouth,

but let's not get
bogged down in details.

Did you enjoy that underwater kiss?

Yeah, no, I enjoyed
everything with you today.

I feel like that kiss
wasn't my best.

Yeah, I know.
THEY LAUGH

It was a really bad kiss.

Yeah.
We'll have to do it again.

Yeah, probably, yeah.

COCO GIGGLES

Not at this exact moment, though,
even if I would like.

DAVIDE LAUGHS
Well, you can.

Yeah?
I won't mind.

I know, but...
You're not confident enough?

It's not about that.

THEY CHUCKLE

Are you gonna kiss me?

# You got me hooked up in it

# Breaking all my limits

# And it's making me so high

# So high... #

Wait, is Davide kissing...
He's kissing Coco!

Just let it happen, man.

# On the other side... #

COCO CHUCKLES
Better now?

Better.
Less stress.

Do you like the outfit, then?
Yeah, I like.

Mollie said you told her that
you find her the most attractive.

I said you and her
is probably top two.

Yeah. I cannot say one
is better than the other.

Who do you wanna share a bed with?
Both.

THEY LAUGH
You can't have both!

'You know what,
we are on a lads' holiday,'

so, yeah, I gave Coco a kiss.

I don't feel guilty to Ekin-Su.

I can still think about her,
I'm not gonna lie

and I'm not saying
I forgot about her,

but we need to test ourselves.

We need actually to see
what we feel with other girls

and if there is
any other connection.

Sit down, sit down, sit down.
I just have to chat with you.

Mate...

I couldn't.

I saw you.
I couldn't.

You couldn't what?

She literally came and she told me

the kiss in the challenge
was a bit rushed, blah, blah... Who?

Coco. And then she, like,
she wanted another one.

No... What, you kissed her?
Yes.

She was...

Then she was like, she said
she wants to share a bed with me,

but to be honest,
if you want to be with Coco...

I'll have a chat with her, but if
I feel like she's on to you more,

then for me, like, that's fine.

You know what, Coco,
I think she's... Yeah, maybe...

I think Coco is playing
a bit with you. Yeah.

Maybe at first.
I think she just wants to couple up.

No, but I'm gonna literally say,

"Look, I need a girl
that's gonna fucking gun for me,

"so what are you saying?
I need a girl..."

Good point.
"..that's gonna gun for me..."

If you're buzzing, go pull her.
Just do it.

With who?
Coco.

Right now, I am not gonna be
thinking about Tasha.

I am gonna think about myself
for once.

At the end of the day,
I wanna be happy,

so I'm definitely gonna speak
to Coco. We'll see what happens.

Do you wanna go for a chat?
Yeah. Where do you wanna go?

Shall we go to the terrace?
Oh, OK.

I am surprised.
Why are you surprised?

I don't know, I just didn't think
you were feeling me at all. No?

That's a bit silly of you, innit?

Very silly of you.

How are you, then?
I'm good, how are you?

Yeah, not too bad.

No, I do wanna talk to you,

cos obviously we had a chat
this morning.

You know you are my type...
OK.

..and I do definitely
wanna get to know you more. Cute.

Why do you wanna get to know me?

Why do I wanna get to know you?
Yeah.

I mean, I'm not gonna lie...
Yeah.

Brunette, you're a good-looker.

What have you seen about me
that you wanna get to know more?

You just seem very sweet.
Yeah?

I feel like you're the one
my mum would be, like, "Go for."

Oh, really? So I'd get on well
with your mum, yeah?

Probably.
Perfect.

Yeah, you're definitely, probably,
the girl I wanna get to know.

OK. What about Tasha?

What about Tasha?
Well, you know.

Obviously from what you guys
have said,

it seems like she is obviously
just kind of with me

until something comes along
that's all for her.

Yeah.
And for me, I'm not a fucking mug

that I'm not gonna...
not gonna sit around like that.

Love that. I think it's
pretty obvious I do need to find

a better connection
with someone else. OK.

Mm.
Um, so yeah,

and I definitely wanna
get to know you, um...

Yeah, obviously
we had a little kiss down there.

You're not...
You're not too bad, you know?

I mean, I got dared.
Yeah, it was all right.

Did you enjoy it?
How d'you feel about that?

Yeah, I liked it.
You liked it?

You're a good kisser.

Is it something
you would wanna do again?

Do you wanna do it again?
If you wanna do it again.

Do you wanna...

SHE LAUGHS
Do you wanna do it now?

Definitely.

# I'm not sentimental
But there's somethin'

# 'Bout the way you look tonight...

# Makes me wanna make 'em jealous

# I'm the only one
Who does it how you like... #

SHE LAUGHS

Coco is... She's a good kisser.

She knows what she's doing.

I basically just thought
I'd let her know

that I'm definitely interested
in getting to know her.

I don't wanna make
the wrong decision this time,

so I'll make it very clear,
if you wanna go for me,

you've gotta go for me,
kind of thing,

so it feels like
a second opportunity for me,

yeah, and I'm gonna make full use
of it, really.

Which one's your bed?
Um... This one here.

SHE LAUGHS
I'm joking. Fuckin' 'ell.

I'm joking.
Oh, dear.

HE LAUGHS

My evening has been
extremely interesting.

I actually like both
Davide and Andrew

for different reasons,

so I'm not sure yet.

Am I a better view?

Yeah.
I'm not saying that.

THEY LAUGH
Pretty much.

Nah, nah, don't even...
Don't even think like that.

Oh, shall we have a snack with them?
Yeah, let's go, yeah, let's go.

I am a bit hungry.
Andrew.

Come here.
Oh, OK.

Bye!
See you later.

Throw some of them cushions away
and take a seat.

What happened?

Fuckin' hell.
Go on, then.

Right, we need a boys' chat now

cos I need to tell you exactly
what's happened... Whoa, boys. Boys!

Boys! Boys!
Boys' chat.

By the firepit. Boys.

Davide.

Jacques.

He kissed her,
he kissed her, he kissed her.

He's done it.

Get a seat. Get a seat.

Get in the middle, Andy,
get in the middle.

Come sit down, everyone.

They're gonna hear this,
aren't they?

So, Andrew, you had a chat with
Coco on the terrace. How did it go?

Yeah, so, the chat went pretty well,
to be fair.

Basically told her, you know...

I'm definitely interested in her,
and she was a bit shocked,

she didn't realise that I was.

Um...

Then basically I said...
I talked about our kiss,

and she said it was good and stuff,
and I was like,

"Yeah, well,
shall we have a real one then?"

Ooh, you're a fucker!

Wait, wait, wait.

Fuck, did you pie her or...
Nah, I fucking went in for it.

CHEERING AND LAUGHTER

You done it?
You got with her on the lips?

Listen, he's been here a month,

but his Love Island experience
started today.

Anyway, carry on,
carry on, carry on.

This is where it gets worse.

Anyway, we were walking down
and she was like,

"Oh, which one's your bed?"
I was like, "Oh, this one, there."

She looked at Tasha's name
and just waved at it.

Oh, you're fucking...
Oh, you're fucked!

THEY GUFFAW

"Tasha who?"
Game's done. Game's done, man.

So, for me, I'm gonna get
to know Coco, obviously.

Um... She wants to share a bed
with me. Get fucking in, babe.

HE LAUGHS

Tasha's just made me look
like a bit of a mug.

I'm gonna have to request
to get my fucking ring back.

PEALS OF LAUGHTER

Oh, this is fucking crazy.
The divorce is happening.

Well, boys, I did not expect
this tonight. Neither did I.

A lot has gone off, man.
A lot has gone off. Even me.

Even me as well.
What?

I kissed Summer.
No, you didn't.

Was it a good kiss?

It was a good kiss, like, but if
I wanna be up for the experience,

like, I'm just gonna be open, man.

I still feel like
it's unlikely for anyone

to change my connection
with Indiyah.

Mate, you've kissed her now.
You can hug her in bed.

Er...

Mate, if you kiss...
If you kiss someone, it's...

It's more intimate in bed, man.
It's more intimate in bed.

I'm gonna chill, like.

Stop nudging me!
You stop egging other people on.

What's wrong with you?

I know you wanna win this Love
Island show, but relax, man. Jesus.

You aren't bothered about winning?

I couldn't give a fuck
if me and Gemma went home tomorrow,

you idiots.
Boys, stick together.

Don't fucking talk to me
about winning, mate.

I mean...

Clown.

If you say so.
Look, we're having fun...

Just be real for once, you know?

What you mean, be fucking real?

Say what you're fucking saying.
Stop it. Stop it.

What, cos you fucked up tonight,
you're regretting it?

I didn't say I fucked up.
I just owned it.

I never said I fucked up.
So what's it gotta do with me?

I'm just saying you're fake.
Just shut up.

I'm fake?
You're a fake, bro.

I just feel like you're fake.
I've said it to you.

Why am I fake?

You say one thing, then do another.

Have I ever said to you
I was gonna do anything tonight?

Stop egging us all on, like.

I just think he's fucked up
and he's trying...

Why are you telling me
I fucked up?

Cos it's obviously got to you.

It's not got to me, man,
you're just saying things

and you think you're triggering me.
I'm not.

I don't need to hold a girl hostage

just to be afraid
of what she's probably gonna do.

I could let the girl be free,
and if she comes back,

she comes back.
Who have I held hostage?

Man, you're protecting her
from seeing

if there's probably
something potentially for her.

Listen, every boy here knows
exactly how I feel about Gemma.

Like, man, I just told you
how I feel about Indiyah.

You're trying to tell me
I've done something wrong,

I don't feel like I have.

Did I say... I don't feel
like I've done anything wrong.

That's fine, then.
Then shut the fuck up.

You're the one...
Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.

..Like you're fucking bad, mate,
shut up. Shut the fuck up.

Mate, you're a child.

# Oh, let it ride... #

You're talking bollocks, mate.
OK, if you say so.

Guys, why are we...

Andrew, anyway, I'm proud of you.

I don't know why you're getting
so aggy about it.

I'm not, like... You're acting
like you're calm right now.

I'm finished with you, like.

Boys, there's no fucking point
arguing, is there?

I don't think I've been fake once.

Yes, I've played up to the boys

and probably fucking chatted
a lot of shit about it.

Does it mean I'm a fake person? No.

I don't think, other than you,
any boy here would say I'm fake.

OK, if you say so.
I don't really care.

Fuck's sake, lads.
I know what he means.

What he means is
it's not about being fake,

it's about that sometimes
you exaggerate. Probably.

I see how you feel with Gemma,

but I just feel like,
just be like that all the time.

Stop doing one thing with us
and then acting this way.

Just be like that all the time.

There's no point getting in
fucking arguments over this shit.

Come on. We're all mates in here.

Being fake, for me,
is someone that's a sly person

and will stab you in the back,
and I'd never do that to anyone.

Mm.
I think you know that,

cos we wouldn't be best mates,
otherwise.

No, I get that,
but I see where he's coming from.

Maybe "fake" is too strong
a word to use.

It is a strong word, and
that's why I've got my back up.

OK, sorry for calling you fake,

but you have to get
where I'm coming from.

I'm sorry I've chatted shit

and celebrated like we won
the World Cup last night,

but I was more buzzing
for the situation,

and you boys, than actually myself.

Like, I'm just literally saying...

He's not saying your feelings
for Gem is fake,

he's not saying that.

Kiss and make up before we go.
Come on.

You're boys, at the end of the day,
come on.

Dami, Luca, come on.

You're boys at the end of the day,
and that's what matters.

It's the "fake" word.
No, no, I'm not...

I'm not saying your feelings
for Gemma are fake, it's just...

More I've acted up
in front of the boys.

And how you act after is, like,
come on, man.

Are you with us or against us, like?

We had a good night,
and let's fucking carry on.

All boys.

That got a bit heated,

but Luca knows deep down,
Dami's intentions are good,

and Dami knows deep down,

Luca's favourite crisps
are Scampi Fries.

The man sells fish!

Do you guys wear underwear
when you wear bedtime shorts? No.

Yeah.
Really? I let the pussy be free!

# Going until the sunrise... #

If that Mollie got in bed with me,
she'd be sticking on me.

I'm not having that.

I know Cheyanne
would be very respectful,

you know what I mean?
Yeah, she will, she will.

I feel guilty,
I'm not gonna lie.

It doesn't feel easy doing this.
It feels weird as fuck.

But on the outside world,
even if I like one girl a lot,

I'd still be able
to talk to other ones.

I'm just trying to be myself,
like, honestly.

Mate, that fake thing has done me.
My head's bugging.

You still thinking about it?
Yeah.

I feel like a lot of stuff
gets to you, though.

I didn't mean it,
I actually didn't mean it like that.

# Do you really like it... #

Hola.
Hey.

Have you farted?
No!

I'm trying to air-dry my face.

In whose bed are you jumping in,
then?

Davide's.
Go on, then, get in there.

In the Ekin-Su bed?

No, no, it's not the Ekin-Su bed,
it's the Davide bed.

It's the Davide bed.

# Do you really like it... #

Deji?

I think you're in bed
with Indiyah tonight.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

# Hold me like the first one

# Going until the sunrise... #

See, this side is my side, Davide,
and this side...

And this is mine, don't come to me.

Don't cross my side, that's it.
Don't cross my side.

There will be consequences, Davide.

I actually keep my pillow like this.

Not personal, but, like,
you said no cuddles, so...

Have these bedsheets been changed
since Tasha?

I should hope so.
LAUGHTER

Me too!

Right, night, everyone.
See you tomorrow.

Night!

You little snake.
I am a snake, aren't I?

I think so.

You're like a secret snake.

Yeah, secret...
I'm a dark horse, aren't I?

Yeah, 100%.

# Love me like this
Come on, love me like this... #

Good night, everybody.

Good night.
Good night, Billy boy.

Night-night.
Night-night.

# Do you really like it?
Is it, is it wicked?

# Watch me, let me work it

# Hold me like the first one

# Going until the sunrise

# Love me like this
Come on, Love me like this... #

THEY LAUGH

I made yours, I think.

# Love me like this
Come on, love me like this... #

Come here.

There's stolen kisses...

..and tears of torment.

I don't wanna be that person,
that's like...