Love Island (2015–…): Season 8, Episode 28 - Episode 28 - full transcript

'Previously on Love Island...

'..Casa Amor meant new boys...'

# It seems the competition is

# Riding on her tail. #

'..and new possibilities.'

SHE SQUEALS
Stop.

This will prove to each of us

how much we have a connection
back there.

If it's not meant to be
and we find something in here,

go with it.

Hello!
CHEERING



'Nice guys finish last.'

'Tonight...

'..the new girls...

'..hit the villa.'

Yeah, I feel like we're in trouble.
I think we're in trouble, man.

If you wanna know if I'm closed off,
I'm not.

I don't know what to think,
I don't know what to think.

# Hours turn to days
Words turn into haze

# It's true. #

'When we left you,
six new boys

'were about to enter Casa Amor.

'The OG girls waited patiently

'while producers explained
the rules of engagement.

'I say "waited patiently",



'security had to handcuff Danica
to a chair.'

Let's go!

GIRLS GASP

GIRLS CHUCKLE
GIRLS: Hi!

Oh, my good Lord.

Oh, my days.
LAUGHTER

I know one of them.
No?

The one in the grey top.
Shut up. Yeah.

Hi, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you. I'm Danica.
Pleasure.

How are you?
Nice to meet you.

Good to meet you, too.
Youse all look gorgeous.

When they walked in,
I was just like, "What?"

I didn't know what to do
with myself.

I was like, "Do I act cool?
Do I just, like, chat to the girls?

"Do I pretend I'm not there?"

I was like... Yeah,
it's overwhelming, I've gotta say.

Shall we do a cheers, everyone?
Yeah.

What are we cheers-ing to?
What are we cheers-ing to?

Cheers to Love Island
and Casa Amor, baby!

CHEERING

And recoupling!

LAUGHTER

I'm like a kid in a candy store,
right now.

I'm just like, umm, um-um-um-um-um!

I'm not sure which one
I wanna try first.

Let's go, tell us a bit.

My name's Samuel, I'm 22 years old,
and I'm a model and content creator.

Brilliant. I'm George, I'm 23,
and I'm a labourer.

Mm.

I'm Billy, I'm 23, and I pick up
penguins at the zoo...

Oh, that's cool.
..when they fall over.

Do you actually, or are you
just trying to be funny?

No, I pick up penguins.
That's really cute. Thanks.

I'll take you to the zoo.

OK, my name's Jack, I'm 23,
I'm from Dublin,

and I work in social media
and marketing.

Oh.
Nice accent.

My name's Deji, I'm 25,
I work in accounts management

and I'm from Bedford.
Nice.

My name's Josh, I'm 22,
I'm a model from Essex.

Whereabouts in Essex?
Pretty boy, innit?

Colchester.
Between Colchester and Chelmsford.

Do any of you have, like,
types, or anything?

Attraction wise, I like a nice smile
and a big bum.

LAUGHTER

For me, it's just about banter.

Like, I'm not gonna lie, yeah,

if you're not funny,
it's not working.

For me, I just always have a joke.
I'm never not smiling.

So if you're not... not smiling,
then it's not gonna work.

I wanna know
what you lots' types are.

I like a bit of a lad's lad.

Someone that's funny,
can make me laugh.

See Billy boy right there?
LAUGHTER

I know of Billy. I feel like me
and Billy have got mutual friends.

You're joking!
Ooh!

All right, stir it up a bit.

Personality wise, I like to go...
usually like to go for someone

that's outspoken, funny, very social
and just, quite dominating,

like manly about things, you know?

I thought someone
to match my energy,

but then, actually, I need
someone that can maybe, like...

You like confidence.
You like Arthur energy.

No, I think I maybe need
the opposite, though?

Opposite?
I don't know.

Are you the Arthur
in the relationship?

LAUGHTER

Say no more.
You'll have to wait and see, so...

Say no more.

The Love Island gods
have answered my prayers,

they sent me in six fresh,
sexy new boys.

'It's like day one again,
do you know what I mean?'

It feels like this is my time
to get to know all these six guys,

and, hopefully, find a connection
with one of the six.

Or all six of them if I am allowed.

I mean, I will take all six,
just to make up for lost time.

Billy's energy is just like...

I was literally hearing his jokes
from here. So funny.

I feel like you kind of gravitated
towards Billy's energy, you did.

Something that I feel like,
actually, believe it or not,

I do actually think was like,
I don't think any of the boys,

back, you know, at home, were kind
of bringing quite that sort of...

Mm.
..flavour.

I need to just get a bit of a feel.
I don't know.

I mean, not gonna lie,
I think attraction wise,

I mean, Josh is...
Yeah.

Tasha?
Tash, babe?

Josh caught my eye.
Very pretty face. Buzz cut.

Do you think you'd go for him
on the outside?

I go for model boys,
model boys, yeah. Yeah.

Shh-shh.
Let's listen to their conversation.

Listen.
I heard "Josh".

Wait, wait.
LAUGHTER

Boys, stop listening,
and do your own thing, all right?

No!
Come on!

LAUGHTER

Paige?

To be honest, I think I only really
talked to Billy.

I mean, you two were just,
yeah, just literally...

Really funny.
Yeah, obviously had a chitchat.

No, of course.
Yeah.

Cos you just never know,
but, like...

I do really like his vibe.
He is funny.

Do you "know" know him?
No, I don't "know" know him.

I've never-I've met him.

But one of my, like, best mates,
boy mates, on the outside,

is his best mate.

GASPS
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Billy? He's a bit of a player.
Like, lad's lad.

Look at your face.
Is he?

No, you can tell that miles off.
You can tell by his personality.

Paige, Tasha, Gemma,
Ekin-Su, Indiyah, and... Danica.

Do you know what?
I think I'm the same.

And I'm not even joking around.
LAUGHTER

Snap, bruv. I'm exactly the same.
Shall we just get them all?

Yeah, yeah.
LAUGHTER

We're here to have a good time. And
we are nice girls and we are open.

And we're fit,
and we're beautiful.

And we're fit, and beautiful.

Obviously, I just got here,

I'm still very open to getting to
know people, and chatting to them,

and I feel like this is a test
to see what will happen.

'Question, what do lads get up to

'when there's no access to booze,
ladies or Call Of Duty?

'If you answered
"hoard soft furnishings and scream",

'give yourself a point.'

First, you need to scream
your anger and your sins away.

Davide?
Please.

DAVIDE SCREAMS

LAUGHTER

JACQUES HOWLS,
LAUGHTER

That was beautiful, Jacques.
That was beautiful.

I felt it, man,
it was from the soul.

LUCA SQUEALS

This is for my brothers.

DAMI SCREAMS

LAUGHTER

TEXT ALERT,
ALL CLAMOUR

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Shh, everyone be quiet,
be quiet, be quiet.

ANDREW READS TEXT:

RIOTOUS CHEERING

CHEERING CONTINUES

WILD WHOOPING

The girls are out,
they're having a nice time.

We're not worried about them.

Have your nice time, we'll have
our nice time. - Yeah.

You know when they say
"Away Days"...

when you're at home you play better.
They ain't gonna wanna go home.

We predict the six sexy girls
to have fun with us

and to enjoy our time.
Yeah.

And... and... absolute carnage.

CHEERING AND WHOOPING

We weren't too excited, like.

Come on, like,
we weren't THAT excited

We were just, like, over the moon.
Lads' holiday?

It's not what we're here for,
but it is what we're here for!

'Right, boys,
get those suitcases packed quick,

'so you can get back
to your lads' holiday.

'I think there were a couple
of cushions you hadn't carefully

'added to the pile on the lawn.
You crazy guys!'

I'm going to have to put
a little teddy in, aren't I?

We've come to the realisation,

maybe it's just gonna be
a really quiet night.

Obviously, we're just, like,
overthinking little things.

It's weird not having
the girls there. Definitely.

It's very strange.

I'm not sending bikinis,
I'm sending joggers and jumpers!

LAUGHTER

Guys, how do I know
which is the one of Ekin-Su?

Is this her bikini?
Is this communal? I don't know.

Listen, she ain't getting
no lads with these on.

Most importantly,
we ain't got the fish flops.

If she wears them,
no bloke's gonna go near her.

Hopefully, she won't be too angry
that I've missed something.

There was some stuff, I'm not gonna
lie, that she looked too good in,

so I didn't pack that.
HE SNIGGERS

I am, I'm missing her already.

I wish I'd kissed her
a little bit longer, man.

Smells nice. I miss her!
DAMI WHIMPERS

Oh, shut up!

Should I give Indiyah my ring?

I put my ring in there. I mean,
I feel like that's sentimental.

It means something.

She'd better not lose that ring
or let another guy try it on

because that is just not cool.

Is that... Is that an outfit?

Mate, I just gave Danica
everything I could, man, for her.

Good luck to her, you know?

This is a dress, innit? Right?
Yeah.

It looks like a curtain.

I'll spray my... thing on this.

Are you leaving her
your slippers? Your hoodie?

And a ring?
And a ring, yeah.

If she comes back with a fella,
I'll sell it. The ring, yeah?

I'll have to, won't I? Bad omen.

I think I'm done.
It's not amazing, but it'll do.

Do you think Jacques' head's gone?

Man, he's just acting crazy.

Something just come over me
and sucked all the energy out of me

and I was like, "OK..."

Er... Yeah, I think I'm gonna
miss that girl, to be honest.

I was looking through some pictures
of us two as well, I was just like,

"Oh, my God, what am I doing?"

Literally, like, I was just, like,
"Oh, God..."

Yeah, wet wipe, mate,
honestly, wet wipe.

We're supposed to be excited.
I'm shitting it.

I have enough trust in Paige

that I don't need to worry about
another boy.

Yeah, but a week will change it.

I'd give Paige a month in there and
it wouldn't change our connection.

I'm not upset that there's gonna be
boys in there or anything like that,

I'm just upset not being with her.

You see how genuine your feelings
are towards them. That's the point.

# Baby, I just want
My love back... #

If she shares another bed
with a bloke...

Yeah, you did sweat for a bit.

..that, after what I've done and
everything, that would be me done.

If she was to walk in with someone
else, I'd honestly be fuming.

# Poured my heart out
Filled your cup

# Maybe I just cared too much

# Cos I know
I'm the best you'll ever have... #

I'm not gonna find someone
better than Paige in three days.

I am telling you... I don't think...

Give me a year, I don't think
I'd find anyone suited more.

I've been waiting a year
for a girl like Gemma, so...

Bro, just live in the moment.

Don't be stressed for things
you cannot control.

The only thing we can do
is just forget about 'em.

Ekin-Su, a few days ago,

she told me she's putting
all herself into me, so let's see.

She also said,
"You don't need to be scared."

Well, I'm not scared,
because I don't care.

LAUGHTER

Night, boys!

CHEERING,
CHANTING

LAUGHTER

# Baby, I just want my love back

# I'd love to love someone new
But I gave it all to you

# Honey, I just want my love back

# If you're not gonna be the one

# At least give me back my love

# My love, my love back. #

'These new boys
are an interesting bunch.

'There's Jack,
who's in social media,

'George, who's a labourer,

'and then there's Billy,
who picks up penguins at the zoo.

'Tinder has transformed
the world of dating.'

Who're you looking at? What's
the deal? Who were we looking at?

LAUGHTER

I need to be straight in.
We ain't got long.

What about you?
Who have you got your eye on, then?

Switching it back?
Yeah.

Where are you actually all from?
Completely English.

Full English?
Yeah. Oh, wow.

What about you?
I'm Turkish.

You're Turkish. Turkish.
That's cool. You?

Italian, a little bit Italian.
Oh, are you? Yeah, yeah.

Why are you looking like that?
Luca's Italian.

Who? Luca.
Who's that? Luca.

LAUGHTER

So, how's your guys' situations
been gwaning? Situation.

Like, obviously,
I've been getting to know Dami.

We had a bit of a connection,
we got to explore that,

and just been
getting to know him, really.

That's good, that's good.

Out of ten,
how solid is your situation? Ha!

That's a good question.
That's a good one.

You know what? Pretty solid.

Like, as in, he hasn't given me
a reason to think otherwise,

do you know what I mean?
100%.

Until somebody gives reason to
think, "Things might be a bit iffy,"

I'm always gonna be positive
about the situation.

I guess you guys feel like
you have nothing to worry about

on the other side.
Yeah...

LAUGHTER

Boys will be boys. I don't have eyes
in the back of my head.

I genuinely don't know
what's going on back there, but...

Obviously you've been in there
for a couple of weeks, and stuff,

like, what's going on?

We need to know what's going on.
It's quite early.

You don't have to say.
We don't, actually.

No-one's boyfriend and girlfriend
in the main villa.

That's all you need to know,
and that's it.

Actions speak louder than words.
100%, yeah.

You're a roller-coaster.
Hoo! Have you seen it, yeah?

Yeah.
Talk to me.

Obviously, I'm hoping
I'm gonna find somebody,

but, yeah, I'm just vibing.

And Paige.
My situationship.

Are you enjoying it? Yeah,
I'm enjoying my situationship.

It's a good one, it's a vibe.

Would you say
that you have feelings currently?

SHE LAUGHS
Erm...

..I think I need the toilet.

Nah, you're gonna play that game?

It was worth a try.
It was worth a try. I appreciate it.

We don't wanna leave you lot out,
so what's your stories?

My longest relationship
was five months, so, yeah.

Just haven't found that guy yet?

No, I haven't found that guy yet.
Well...

LAUGHTER

Someone popped to mind, then!

No, I thought you just meant
in general,

but I am, like, I've got someone
back in the main villa.

Of course, yeah.

So far, like, honestly,
they're all such funny guys, like,

all very confident,
which is very good to have -

especially for Casa Amor.

Like, you're not here to mess about,
they're here to stir things up,

you know?
Remember the hashtag.

'Josh suffers
from a short attention span,

'and after asking questions,
he does occasionally drift off.'

Have you had
a lot of girlfriends before?

No, but my last girlfriend
was probably,

like, four or five years ago,
probably now.

What about you?
No.

You haven't had any? Have you had,
like, one-night stands, or...

No, of course not, never.
Have you, like, dated?

Yeah, I used to date all the time.
Get a vibe...

Are you the type of guy
that would ghost a girl?

Hmm?

Yeah, you are, aren't you?
No, no, I'm not that bad, no.

But because I'm picky,
I haven't had a girlfriend.

What's your type?

I would say I haven't got a type,
but I say that personality-wise...

You haven't got a type,
but you're picky?

Yeah. Because...
LAUGHTER

It makes sense.
I just haven't got a type,

but the ones that have come my way
don't fit the description...

There isn't a description, but...

You guys feeling
pretty set in your relationships?

I mean, we're not really...

There's no boyfriend
and girlfriends.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ekin's giving
the same answer to everyone.

No boyfriends, girlfriends.

Are you guys waiting
for them to crack the question?

Like, would you be happy
if it came?

Er, no, not waiting for that, no.

I don't think I would really want
to make it official in here.

Really?
Personally, yeah.

Even if you've been together
for the whole thing?

I just...
Like, family's massive to me

so I'd wanna get
my family's take on it

and meet the other person's family.

Yeah, you kind of wanna see
how it goes in the outside world.

Exactly, exactly.

'Deji's a bit of a smoothie.

'And he's about to open with a line

'that always works
on younger ladies, older ladies

'and rib eye steaks.'

So, this situation here, it's gonna
be a bit of a grilling. Oh, OK.

Cos you're the person I definitely
wanna get to know the most,

do you know what I'm saying?

Obviously, I see you and Dami
are going strong,

but have you got rid
of any temptation within your body?

SHE CHUCKLES

Do you know what,
I feel like I have.

No, but 100%, though?

Obviously, temptation is all around,
but if you're not the one for me

and I'm not feeling you 100%,

I feel like I don't like
to waste people's time

and I
don't like mine being wasted either.

No. Me too, I like to come live
and direct. Do you know what I mean?

I'm not here for rubbish,
do you know what I'm saying? Yeah.

I'm looking for something serious,
do you know what I'm saying?

Understandable.
What's your ethnicity?

I'm Jamaican.
Really?

Yeah, why is everyone
so shocked at that? I did not...

Where did you think I would be from?

I thought you were Nigerian,
I can't lie to you. Really? Yeah.

I've gotten that before.
What's Dami? Dami's Nigerian.

The battle of the Niger boys, eh?
THEY LAUGH

I defo wanna see who,
kind of, still has a door open.

I feel like I can shake
some things up with certain people.

'Josh has joined
Danica on the sun lounger

'and he's thinking to himself,
"Wow, me and Danica could...

' "Ooh, look at all those
fairy lights!" '

How are you finding it?
Must be getting lots of attention.

Yeah, I am essentially
the only single girl in here,

so I'm just... I'm putting
my grafting boots down,

I've been grafting
for two solid weeks.

We'll look after you.

Yeah, so I'm just waiting
to see if a vibe comes

and I can catch that vibe, really.

So what is your typical type?
I normally say I like eyes. OK.

And a big bum, and a nice smile.
They're the things I normally say.

OK, I was waiting for
one of the guys to say a big bum.

I was like, it's always...

Everyone's thinking it,
but it is what it is.

It is what it is.

Girls will say tall.
Guys will say a big bum. True.

I don't think I've got a big bum.

I haven't looked. I'm listening,
trying to listen.

What about try before you buy?

I can hear a clap.

If they're walking and I can hear
a clap, then it's big enough.

THEY GIGGLE

All right, geez!
Mine doesn't clap, mine wiggles.

That's all I need to know.

It doesn't sound like
it's big enough, but...

DANICA LAUGHS

Josh, obviously, I think
he's a gorgeous boy,

he's a model, I can see that.

He's a bit stush, and if
you don't know what's stush means,

he's a bit like, "Um."

And I'm like,
"Baby, you need to graft."

My grafting boots have hung up,
I'm doing no grafting.

If you did want me to, I don't know,
stay with you tonight,

I guess I might.

"Can I stay with you, please?"
I might think about it.

But...
DANICA LAUGHS

When's my birthday? If you guess...

Let me guess a month.

If you guess the month,
I'll cook you breakfast tomorrow.

Breakfast now.

I'm gonna go with, maybe...

If you guess this, I'm fucked.

I wanna say...
I really wanna say May.

Am I actually...? Is it?
Are you having me on?

Oh, my God! No!

I can't do that on the first day,
that's so embarrassing.

No, come on. You said!
No! I'm not doing it.

THEY LAUGH

All the boys are lush,
and Billy's really funny,

we've just been chatting
and gassing each other,

so, yeah, it's been a good night,
for sure.

I'm happy.

Shall we share? Do you wanna?
Yeah, let's do it.

Nice. Nice. For a, like...
Yeah, it's fine.

If anyone wants to share a bed
in a friendship way only,

then that's fine.

I will turn my back to them
and I will go to sleep.

I can't lie,
I want you in my bed tonight.

INDIYAH LAUGHS

Um, I don't know.

Oof, I don't know,
I might end up on the floor.

Like, I have no clue what I'm doing.

I sleep very good, like this.
Yeah, I sleep like a log.

Do you sleep like that as well?
I'll be on my best behaviour.

I do. I don't really sleep
like a fish, or like a starfish.

I'm just like...
LAUGHTER

If you want to,
I don't mind sharing with you, then?

If you want?
If we both sleep like that.

I genuinely sleep like a log.
If you sleep like a log,

we'll share a bed.
All right, sweet.

# Welcome to a place
Where you can play

# A place where you can
Bring your friends

# But you will all to stay...#

'Gemma loves a mystery

'and she's about to take on
an incredibly challenging case.

'The case contains,
amongst other things, a dirty sock,

'an American plug adapter
and three teabags.

'Luca was in a hurry'

Is that our case?

Yeah, this is the only shit
we've got.

Paige, that's our cases!
This is how small our case is.

No!

# Welcome to the madhouse. #

What the fuck?!
TASHA LAUGHS

I don't wear any of this shit.

He's put his hoodie and the ring...
You're so funny!

Oh, my God! And his fish flops!
Where?

BOTH LAUGH

Oh, that's so cute!

I know, I've got my little Flat Ted.

Oh, shit, he's given me his ring.

Oh, my God.
He's done the exact same!

Jacques!

THEY GIGGLE

He gave me his ring.

WOMEN SCREAM

Davide is actually taking the piss.
He's packed me sexy shit.

He wants me to crack on!

Guys? No, I'm fuming!

No make-up
and no sentimental gift!

Have you not got anything?
No!

They all seem like they're in
quite strong couples, innit?

So it will be tricky, but...
Yeah.

..at the same time, like...
Nice guys finish last.

# You've never seen no place
Like this before

# Welcome to the madhouse... #

Who's Billy and Josh
sharing with, then? You two?

I'm sharing with Josh,
she's sharing with Billy.

# Welcome to the madhouse

# Welcome to the madhouse

# It's the place you always wanted
But didn't know you need

# Where no-one hears you... #

Night!

# Madhouse... #

Keep wearing that blonde wig.
LAUGHTER

Oh, my God. You'd have got
my heart racing, put it that way!

Fucking hell!

'So,
on the first night in Casa Amor,

'Samuel is sleeping with Indiyah,

'Jack is with Tasha,

'George is with Ekin-Su,

'Billy's with Paige,

'Deji is with Danica
and Josh is sleeping with Gemma.'

# Welcome to the madhouse. #

'When you're a single lad,

'battling to survive Casa Amor,

'the big question is
what kind of person are you?

'Glass half empty,
glass half full,

'or like Jack, glasses stuck
on your face all night.'

Good morning, you lot.
Morning. Morning.

How did everyone sleep?

Yeah, feeling good.
Excited for today.

First morning in Casa Amor.

Not very talkative.

Is it weird waking up
in a different villa?

Yeah, very weird.
Is it? Yeah.

Different setting, obviously,
different boys.

Yeah. Different people.

It's like...
It's a weird... situation.

But it's cool. It's good vibes.

Get your bikini on.

'Daydreamer'
by KC Lights

I bet our guys are probably
just loving it right now,

and we're just like...

They're probably,
like, "Oh, yeah..."

# I'm a daydreamer... #

'Over at the villa,
the mood is up, the spirits are up,

'and with the girls away,
the toilet seats are up.

'Dirty, dirty boys.'

It's Christmas time.
Has Santa been?

I hope he's dropped the presents
because if he's not,

we can go back to sleep
until he has.

I had a nightmare.
What was it? Go on, say it.

Gemma-less.

You actually miss cuddles, man.

I slept on her side
just to, like, you know...

I hate it without her. I hate it.

Yeah, my heart bleeds for you, boys.
Right...

That's the quickest
I've ever seen you get up, man.

Let's go and see if Santa's been.

# I'm a daydreamer

# Dreamer, dreamer
Dreamer... #

Right, so, everyone's gonna
get to know everyone today.

Danica, is there anyone
in particular that you're...

Cos I feel like you're doing it
for us girls.

You're like... first pick.
Yeah.

I don't want to be a knob and do
what I did when I first came here

and sort of base it
on initial attraction,

and then it to be like,
"smack, bang, wallop",

fall on your arse.
LAUGHTER

But, I think, yeah, Josh is probably
the one I'm most attracted to.

There was just something about him,
and I'm like, "OK, yeah."

But obviously,
I'm gonna get to know everybody.

Yeah, I'm excited, I'm buzzed,

I'm blessed, never stressed.
Love that.

What you saying?
Who are you thinking?

Indiyah.
Bro, when I'm talking to her,

I'm thinking, "Whoa!"
Like I'm talking to myself.

Do you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, I'm like... I don't know.

I feel like
I'm discombobulated right now.

I feel like Deji, we had
a nice conversation up there,

and he was, like, you know, like,
I know, you're quite serious,

and comfortable with Dami.

But he was saying he wants to get
to know me,

but he's not gonna go
about it in a disrespectable way,

and, you know, when he was talking,
it's just that London accent.

Like, I haven't heard it in a while.

It's just like, "Aw."

Home sweet home.
Do you know what I mean?

But, yeah, he seems
like a genuine, nice guy.

My first chat with Paige
was, like, um... no, it was mad.

You had a good one.
It was a bit like...

We haven't stopped laughing,
do you know what I mean?

We was there for a bit too long,
sort of thing,

but that's not a bad thing.
Yeah.

I think we've got exactly
the same vibe, to be fair,

so I think today's more of a...

less sort of friendly,
laughing vibe,

and more of a,
"Right, look, I'm here to..."

Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You don't want to just be all
friends with them all. Yeah, yeah.

Erm... Slept next to Billy.
Oh, my God.

You were laughing so much.

You looked like you were having
the time of your life.

Yeah, we got on really well.
Just banter all night long.

When we first came in I think they
were, at first, like, closed off,

and they wanted us
to make the first move.

I feel like they can just see
that we're calm.

Yeah, we're actually good vibes.
We're just here for good vibes.

We wanna get to know them.

Ain't here to try and prove
a point or nothing.

I feel like today
will be a good day.

We're gonna make a mark
on this villa now.

A trademark. What?
You know back there,

our villa's, like, the virgin villa?

Do you think it's gonna stay
that way?

It'd better.
Or do think we're gonna...?

'Virgin Villa

'was actually the original title
of this show,

'but our lawyers made us change it
because it was factually incorrect.

'Anyway, looks like our boys
have finally got some company.'

# What? What?

# What? #

I'm Mollie, I'm 23,
and I'm from Southampton.

# I like to party... #

I'd say my best feature
is probably my smile.

I paid seven grand for my teeth,
so I like to show it off.

I'm absolutely gagging
to get into that villa

and kiss as many boys as I can.

# I like to party
I like to get it started... #

I'm Jazmine, I'm 21, I'm
a nightclub manager from Newcastle.

My best feature would probably be
joint between my eyes or these boys.

And they're natural, too.

# Whoo! #

I like a good smile
and mainly a good sense of humour.

If they don't laugh me into bed,
they're gone.

# I like to party
I like to get it started... #

I'm Chyna, I'm 23,
and I'm from Leeds.

# Hey, hey, hey!... #

I'm a ten out of ten.
No doubt about that!

The boys are definitely
gonna be fighting over me.

The boys and the girls!

# Whoo!

# I do what I do

# Hey, hey, hey!... #

My name's Summer,
I'm 22, and I'm from Hertfordshire.

I don't usually have a type,
but when I see it, I know it,

and nine times out of ten, I get it.

I think the girls
should be worried about me,

and the boys
are gonna be all over me.

# I'm spending all my money

# I'm not leaving till morning... #

I'm Coco, I'm 27,
and I'm from Surrey.

My type is someone who's super tall,

I also love the big dick energy,
the BDE.

It literally makes me horny.

# Hey, hey, hey!... #

The girls should definitely watch
out because... look at me.

# Take a pic, it'll last long

# Gotta cos
Cos they're playing my song... #

I'm Cheyanne, I'm 23,

and I'm a trolley dolly
from Barnsley.

My best feature,
I would say, is my eyes.

I always just bat my eyelashes.

I'll get what I want.

The boys are all unreal
and I can't wait to get stuck in.

May the best girl win.

# I like to party
I like to get it started... #

Shit!

Where you going?
Where are you going?

Oi...
LUCA LAUGHS

I need to brush my teeth.

Good morning!
EXCITED CHATTER

How are you?
Jazmine, nice to meet you.

Pleased to meet you.
CHATTER

I'm Mollie.
Nice to meet you. Are you all right?

I'm Mollie.

I'm Chyna.

Hi, Chyna. Are you all right?

Good morning.
Good morning.

Morning! Davide.

Cheyanne, nice to meet you.
Hiya, I'm Mollie.

EXCITED CHATTER

I'm Jay. Nice to meet you.

You smell nice.

These girls are phenomenal.

They are beautiful, man, literally.
No jokes, no jokes about it.

I am not gonna lie, like.
Yeah, I feel like we're in trouble.

I think we're in trouble, man. Fuck!

- How are you guys feeling, though?
- Excited!

Yeah?
Yeah.

Welcome to Love Island, baby.
GIRLS WHOOP AND CHEER

Hey, Santa's delivered, trust me!

Santa has emptied his sack

and he has brought
every main present I wanted.

Well, tell us a bit about youse.

What do you wanna know?

What's you guys's
current situations?

Let's get into it.

Let's start with Davide.
Come on.

So, recently, I coupled up
with Ekin-Su again. Yeah.

I dunno, unfortunately
or fortunately.

LAUGHTER

Do you like her?

I'm not gonna lie,
I mean, we had good days.

Recently, we went on our date
and we laughed a lot, so...

I was just seeing how things with us
without rushing, no pressure.

Yeah, I still don't trust her.
LAUGHTER

But this could be also a good test
for me and for her

to see where she stands.

Yeah.
Yeah.

What about you, Jay?

I'm in a friendship couple
with Danica,

so I would say
I'm probably the most single here.

You would say that, wouldn't you?!
LAUGHTER

Luca, what about you?
I'm with Gem.

Yeah, are you married?
Am I married?! Yeah.

I don't think we're married yet,
are we? Good.

Because that is what divorce is for.
Huh?

That's what divorce is for.
LAUGHTER

No, we're going well.

My situation is pretty good.

I'm here to explore new connections.

LAUGHTER

No, but it is good.
I am happy currently,

but it is Love Island.
You could be happier? Hmm?

You could be happier.

No, I'm happy, but if somebody else
can make me happier...

But that's a question that
if someone can make me happier

then we'll see, so... yeah.

Go on, Jacques.

My situation at the minute, er...
LAUGHTER

No, no, no, no, no.

I've been getting on good
with Paige, you know,

we've got a good connection, but
she had her test with Jay, you know.

I need mine.
It's my turn!

So...

Yeah, I need testing myself,
that's all I'm saying.

But we are getting on good, so...

And, you know,
we've got summat good.

But I need to test.
It's exploring new connections.

I don't think it should
be considered a test.

Do you know what? I agree.

It's not testing,
you're not together.

I might change my words.
You know what I mean?

May the best girl win!
Just exploring connections.

I'm going to explore
EVERY connection here

You can date more than one person.

Andrew?

Um...

I think you should be open,
I'm just saying.

Fucking hell,
he couldn't be more closed off.

I think a few things have been said.

A few things have been said?
Yeah.

Throw her under the bus!
I'll just stir it.

Go on!

We feel like you're just being
walked over a little bit.

BOYS JEERING

We've only been telling him
for three weeks!

Yeah, we have told you this.

You just keep going back
as well.

Keep going back?
I feel like you keep doing the most.

He's like a little puppy, in't he?

I think she's just settled
for convenience.

They have definitely
come here to stir the pot.

Definitely, that is
what I've got so far.

And if I'm being a mug, then
I just wanna f... I just wanna know.

SIGHS DEEPLY

'The arrival of the new girls

'has rattled Andrew's cage
and ruffled his feathers.

'In fact, he's feeling
more like a bird every day.

'What kind of bird do you feel like,
Andrew?'

I just feel like a fucking tit.

I fucking really do like the girl
and I'm a fucking tit, obviously.

It shouldn't take other girls
to come in for you to realise.

Fuck's sakes.

Fucking hell, man.

I'll still go with my gut.

If I feel like I don't
have a better connection, I'll...

And if she's with another lad,
she's with another lad,

and, like, I know
I've been true to myself.

I do want Tasha to myself,
definitely.

I wanna make sure
that whatever happens,

I'm going in with no regrets

and I need to enjoy myself in here,
get to know the other girls,

and what will be will be.

You all right?
Hi.

How are you?
I'm good, how you?

I'm good, thank you.
How's your morning been so far?

Good. What do you do?

I do real estate.

Real estate?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

In Dubai.
In Dubai?

Yeah. Whereabouts are you from?
I live in London.

Do you? Yeah. Greenwich.
But I'm from Surrey.

What's your type?
What's my type?

To be fair, like, initially,
it is brunette, tanned, short.

So me? Hi!
Yeah. But, I mean...

But you're loving the leggy blonde?
She's beautiful.

Yeah, she's unreal, isn't she?
Yeah, it's, erm...

I'm open, I'm open to any type,
to be fair.

I don't have a type any more,
I don't think.

No?
No. No.

'Jacques
has been chatting to Mollie,

'and although he does play his cards
close to his chest,

'eagle-eyed viewers might notice
a subtle hint of enthusiasm.'

JACQUES LAUGHING AND WHOOPING

Jacques, you kill me.

That Mollie...

Yeah, she's a joke.

Have you spoke to Paige about being,
like...

Who?
"Who, Paige?"

None of our girls are around,

so there's no pressure
of anyone watching us

or watching what we're doing.

And, you know, boys,
we do get carried away

and I feel like it is already begun.

Oh, my God.

HE MOCK SOBS

Oh, shit.

What are you saying? Hm?
What are you saying?

I think Chyna, Summer, Cheyanne.

Davide?

A top one, Mollie.

Yeah, yeah.

THEY CHUCKLE

Who's surprised you girls
the most out of the boys? Like...

I feel like Jay surprised me.

What, cos he's so fit?
Yeah.

He is. It's the body.

And then you just look straight
at the abs and it's like...

He's really friendly.
He's just nice.

He's got manners.
Jacques...

He's cute.
Jacques is cheeky.

He wants to get to know everyone.

He is not loyal.

I like Davide and Jacques.

Davide is actually
very good-looking as well.

I like Andrew.

Do you? I could see that.
He didn't suit a blonde.

He's cute.
He doesn't. He'd suit me, though.

I mean Tasha!
He would suit you.

I don't think any of them
make me feel like Gem does, so...

Man, none of us feel like that right
now. You don't even know that, like.

I'm not interested.
Bro...

I'm not writing it off.
I'll have the chat.

Casa fucking Amor!
Listen, listen.

Is this guy joking?
Listen, listen, listen.

Listen to what he's saying.
He's not saying he's not gonna chat.

I'll chat to them. If something
happens, it happens. I...

Top three, good looking at least?
They're all good looking-girls.

Come on, Luca. This isn't you.
This is boring, man.

I swear to God, this is boring.

I'll have fun, mate!
I said I'll chat to them.

It's his feelings, man.
It's his feelings.

It's his feelings.
Respect it. Argh!

'Am I missing Gemma?
Of course I am.'

But I'll never make people
unwelcome, I'll chat to all of 'em.

And, um...

this is the biggest test, innit?
And we'll just see what happens.

So what's your type of guy?
Like, you know, personality-wise?

OK, you have to be funny. Mm-hm.
You have to be goofy

because I'm so silly,
like, even when it just comes

to randomly doing dance moves
on the spot, or, like...

Do you actually dance, though?
Like, silly stuff, yeah.

My love language is touch.
I have to be touching someone,

or someone has to be touching me,
like...

I'm affectionate, but I feel
like for me, I'm just very chill,

so I feel like she has to bring
the affection out of me,

so if she's very affectionate,
then, like, I know...

It's gonna be reciprocated.
Yeah, yeah, reciprocated. For sure.

So, if you touch me, I'll touch you.
OK, got you.

THEY CHUCKLE

'Summer, she seems like
she's a great girl.'

Genuinely talking to her
is actually very easy.

Seems funny, goofy as well.

I'm gonna be honest.

I am worried about Indiyah,
like, what the hell is she doing?

But, like, we're here,
this is the game,

and I have to get
my head in the game, so...

It is what it is...

till it isn't.

It's cute, this bit, isn't it?
How are you? Sound.

Are you? First day.
Yeah, good.

Settling in, yeah?
Yeah. Yeah.

When we came in today, I felt like
you were, like, the most welcoming.

I feel like I...
I appreciate that, then.

With the whole, like, Paige thing,
then, are you kind of...

Nah, mate. Are you gonna ask
if I'm closed off?

Not closed off,
but are you kind of, like...

If you wanna know
if I'm closed off, I'm not.

No, but we were saying earlier,
though, about tests and stuff...

Yeah.
No-one's actually like...

No-one's walked through the door
to me, and been like,

"Shit, I wanna get to know her."
You know what I mean?

Until today. I was gonna say
you need to say this!

Until today!

Jacques made a really good
first impression.

He seems really, like,
a cheeky chap,

and, like, yeah, I like him.

He's surprisingly tall, too.

'The kitchen in Casa Amor
is "eggs-traordinary".

'The cooker is "eggs-emplary",

'and the pans are "eggs-pensive".

'I can't imagine there's
anything else Billy needs

'to make Paige
an "eggs-ellent" breakfast.'

I've gotta cook her fucking eggs.

Oh, mate. What have I done?

Let's have a look what we've got.

Right, I don't think
we've got any eggs.

Lads, I'm in a bit of a...
There's been a fumble.

So we've had a bet.
She's expecting eggs and soldiers.

There ain't no eggs.
So, I'm saying...

Just do soldiers.

You can do strawberries?

Like, strawberries, blueberries...
Blueberries.

If we've got anything else,
I'm doing that as well.

We've gotta make them fall in love,
boys, remember that!

LAUGHTER
And we ain't got long!

Girls, Billy has to make me eggs
this morning.

Eggs and toast cos last night,
I guessed his birthday right,

just off the cuff, like, guessed it,

and the bet was
that if I guessed it right,

I get poached egg in, like,
boiling hot water in a bowl.

I only wanna dip the...
Who, Billy?

Paige, your brekkie's ready.
Shut up! Is it, actually?

Yeah, yeah. Billy's got it outside.

All right, I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm coming.

Hi, Indiyah.

Look at that one.
A love heart and a "P".

That's really cute.
That's cute, isn't it?

Yeah, it is.
Right... Right.

There was no eggs, you know,
we had to work around it. OK.

So we're gonna pull up a chair.
Oh, I love it. Thank you.

I'll pull out the chair for you.
Oh, my God! You are way too kind.

Thank you so much.
What a gent.

I haven't even made myself
breakfast, do you know what I mean?

You nailed it.

Dry toast?
I know!

It's got syrup on it,
we'll let him off.

There was no butter, but, no,
I'll let you off.

I would rate this
about seven out of ten.

It's good!
I'll take it.

First attempt.
Yeah, first time.

We'll try again tomorrow.
Maybe you'll go up.

If you win a bet, yeah,
we'll try again.

'Billy's talking to Tasha now!

'No surprise he doesn't
put all his eggs in one basket,

'he doesn't put any eggs
in his poached eggs on toast.'

You just sit there and smile,
don't you?

Am I not allowed?
What's wrong with smiling?

Nothing. It's just the way you're
just sat there. I know, I'm happy.

Are you happy? Yeah.
Why are you happy?

Because I'm sitting here with you.
Ah!

But that's the truth, isn't it?

Let's tell our opinions
on each other.

You go first.
My opinion on you...

you're reserved right now...
Mm.

..cos you've got something going on.
But...

got, like, a crazy side,

you want to get up and dance
and fucking...

Yes! That's me.
So am I.

Yeah.
I'm sensing that.

I haven't seen the crazy side
to you.

You wanna see my crazy side?
Is that what it is?

Yeah. But... are you
shutting yourself off completely?

Or are you gonna be, like,

"Do you know what,
"I fancy him a little bit."?

I feel like you've put me
on the spot.

No, I'm not putting you on the spot.
I'm just trying to be real with you.

None of us are boyfriend
and girlfriend. None of you are.

Exactly. None of you.
And...

So, you're not cheating,
you're not doing anything wrong,

and they've got six other girls
in there, remember.

It feels weird, though,
it feels like I am cheating.

It's such a weird thing.

Oh, my God.
It's, like, weird, but...

HE SIGHS
..like, I did say...

That's a nice loyalty trait, though.
So that's from you.

Yeah. That's how you feel.
That's not a bad thing.

Mm. But I'm just saying,
don't feel like that...

Yeah. ..because he's also
chatting to a bird right now.

If there is...

Maybe I think if there could be
a better connection

than with Andrew, then, like,
it's that situation, isn't it?

Like, but...
I know that, in my head,

me and Andrew are very, very
strong... Yeah.

..and so...
You don't know yet. It's early.

It was actually a nice chat
with Billy.

I didn't really dig deep,
to be fair.

I think it's quite surface level.

But from the vibe I get he seems
very, very sweet, very funny.

We've got that banter and obviously
I'm quite sassy sometimes.

And I kind of do... go back to him.

'There's three things
Jack's gonna need

'to get through the next
few days in Casa Amor.

'Charm, wit
and Factor 50 sunscreen.'

So, tell me a bit more,
like, what do you do?

What do I do? Yeah, so I work in...
Just a bit about you.

..social media and marketing.

I sit on Instagram all day
just hitting up influencers...

OK! ..pretty much, like.
It's all right. It's a good craic.

Moved over to London last year.
OK.

So my mum lives in Ireland.

My mum and my little sister
are big into showjumping

and everything like that.
Oh, OK.

I know you're big into it as well.
Oh, wow. Yeah.

So your mum is a showjumper?
My mum, yeah.

She was back in the day.
My little sister does it now.

What does your dad do?
My dad is a singer.

OK.
Yeah, yeah.

A well-known singer?

Yeah, he is. You know Ronan Keating?

Oh, OK!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, OK.
That's the old man. Yeah.

And your mum and dad...
They're separated now, yes.

So my dad got remarried
probably five or six years ago.

So you're really family orientated?
Very family orientated.

I live with my dad and my sister
and his family now.

It will definitely be something
I look for in a girl, like.

Someone who's not... who wouldn't
be very family orientated,

I've got a big crazy family at home,
like, so you best be ready for that!

Yeah.
For sure.

So, your dad was in...

He was in Boyzone.
He's retired now, five or six years.

No, he only retired two years ago,
I think. Yeah.

He is touring right now in the UK.
Oh, really?

Yeah, yeah. It's cool. It's sick.

As you probably know as well,
like, it's been a fun time.

I've got to do some great things,
see some great people

and stuff like that.
I'm blessed, you know?

Yeah.
For sure.

Are you close to your mum and dad?
Yeah, super close.

Like, I'm super close to my dad
as well.

It's like a love-hate relationship
between me and my dad. Oh, really?

Our personalities
are just so similar.

It's either we're getting on
like a house on fire or clashing.

'It was nice to talk
about family with Jack.'

I told everyone, "I love my family,
I'm so family orientated."

I think he's dead close
with his dad, too.

'And he surprised me a little bit.'

And he seems like a good guy.

'I asked Ronan Keating

'if he was enjoying my work
on the show.

'He replied, "Iain, you say it best
when you say nothing at all."

'Over at the villa, Luca and Mollie
are getting to know each other.'

So, you're a fishmonger?
Yeah, yeah.

Guess what?
What?

My last name's Salmon.
No, it's not!

I swear to you.
Fucking hell!

Luca Bish, Mollie Fish.
Wow.

That's fate, innit?
That is a bit random.

Written in the stars. I hate fish,
I'm actually allergic.

Yeah, I don't eat fish, either.

So, are you quite open still,
or are you...

semi-closed?
I'm... Semi, yeah.

But you just don't know
what's happening over there.

Yeah. Listen, if someone come in
here, it'd take something special.

Yeah.
Like... And you don't know.

What is your type?
Do you have a type?

Ha, erm...

Now I'm with Gem, sort of thing,

like, in a couple, I'd say I like
a small, tanned brunette. Yeah.

But then, like, 90% of the night
out, I'll go for a girl like you.

Oh, really?

Yeah. I'm not worried about
being shot down.

If I go for what I want,
then I think you can't go wrong.

You're not gonna say
what you want now, or...?

What, with you?
Well, I think you're fit.

100 percent. I think you need
someone to, like, bring you out,

and have a bit of fun. Erm...

I think you're being very, erm...
contained.

You need someone
to have a bit of fun with.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm being a good boy
recently. I've not been so, erm...

That's what you're here for,
to have fun. Yeah, 100 percent.

I'm the type of person
I'd get glammed up

and then jump into that pool.

Me and you can be naughty together.

Not in that way, but... Maybe. Nah.

So, do you not fancy me
a little bit?

Do I fancy you?
Yeah.

Do I think you're a good-looking
girl, yeah? Yeah.

Yeah, 100 percent.
Thanks.

I just asked you straight out.

I'm not a liar, like,

I can say if I think
someone's a good-looking girl, yeah.

Yeah, it's not a crime.

Exactly. Exactly.
You're not breaking any rules.

THEY LAUGH

'Tomorrow night...

'..temptation...

'..takes over.'