Love Island (2015–…): Season 8, Episode 23 - Episode 23 - full transcript
Luca asks Jacques about dating Gemma, Danica has her sights set on Andrew and the Islanders take part in a heart pumping challenge
# Nobody pray for me... #
IAIN STIRLING:
'Previously on Love Island...'
# Yeah, yeah
'..relationships got rocky.'
So, you're open to
getting to know more people?
Give me a break.
You either trust me, or you don't.
I need to find out if she
feels the same way I do about her.
# Be humble, sit down... #
I've opened up to you,
I've told you how I feel.
I won't be staying around
if you don't respect it.
# Be humble... #
'I don't want you back.'
'Be honest.'
'No.'
IAIN STIRLING: 'Tonight...
'the sexiest challenge ever...
'..stirs things up.'
Cos you're just being pathetic.
It's just shit to hear.
All of this for nothing.
Babe, don't.
LOVE ISLAND THEME
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
IAIN STIRLING: 'Mallorca, 6:22am.
'The sun rises.
'The villa, 1:23pm.
'An Islander rises.
'Lazy buggers!'
# You gimme this feeling
# More than I've ever known. #
Good morning.
Good morning.
Morning.
Who had a beauty salon?
# And when you smile
The sun comes out
# Feel that heat on my skin
And your lips on my mouth... #
# Feel my body, yeah, yeah. #
So, how's everyone doing?
I had a beautiful sleep,
I had a fantastic night.
I'm nice and happy
and looking forward to today.
I love that. You know when there's
a weight lifted off your shoulders
after everything, and...?
Oi, what happened yesterday?
Did you speak to Jay
about everything?
I literally just said,
"As you can see,
"me and Jacques' connection
is pretty thing..."
Like, what did he say?
He said, "I can see that
from a mile off,
"and if you didn't
pull me for this chat,
"I was gonna pull you
for one anyway." Yeah.
So I was just like,
"Glad we're on the same page.
"Thanks. See you around the villa.
"Let's not make it awkward,
let's still chitchat."
Regarding Paige, I didn't think
it was gonna work out,
but as I said, you tried, bro.
You did your best.
Had to explore it, for sure.
So you did the right thing.
Yeah, it's better for all of us,
for all three.
If you never did that as well,
you would have thought, "What if?"
Yeah, man.
I took my shot, I missed,
so now I'm Single Pringle.
Ready for the right girls.
So if they're there, I'm ready.
Tasha, you are similar?
Yeah, very similar position
as Paige.
Obviously, the last few days
were very mentally draining for me,
but I feel like
I'm in a really good place now.
And every test has made me
gravitate back towards Andrew,
so I'm literally like...
On the road to Andrew?
Yeah. 100... Yeah, definitely.
I like it. It's good, good, good.
Thanks. Lots of love.
Love's in the air.
Yeah!
Basically, she said
she wants to tunnel vision on me.
She's, like, happy with us and wants
to see where this kind of goes,
so obviously I'm buzzing.
Wait, are you tunnel vision as well?
Yeah, mate, not gonna lie.
So you spooning and stuff?
Any chemistry talk?
There's a little bit
of chemistry talk. Yeah, yeah.
That's good.
Let's hear the science talk.
ANDREW LAUGHS
So, she definitely
got my Bunsen burner out.
Went to sleep a happy man.
No wonder you're so chill
all the time, man.
That's what I mean.
This is probably why me and Jacques
have got so much energy.
What about you, big boy?
How do you actually feel
this morning, though?
Erm...
Sound, or...?
She obviously
really likes me, but...
It's obvious. Everyone can see
how much she likes you.
You think you like her
more than she likes you?
Probably.
Yeah? So maybe...
I think we all like our girls
more than they like us.
Danica?
Not really a lot to say.
I think we can all agree
if anyone else was in my position,
as much as I respect, obviously,
your situation,
it isn't nice to go to bed
and literally not even have
one ounce of conversation
with anyone,
when you're literally
sharing a bed with someone.
So, nothing to report.
IAIN STIRLING: 'When Jacques
arrived in the villa,
'him and Luca made a pact.
Luca gets Gemma all to himself,
'Jacques gets all the pillows.
'Jacques has loaned him a little one
for an hour.'
Do you reckon,
when you come in here,
d'you reckon you could have got Gem?
HE LAUGHS
Yeah, 100%.
Shall I ask her?
She's obviously gonna say no.
Did you reckon?
I don't actually know.
Cos I wouldn't have wanted to
anyway,
cos I know it wouldn't have worked
on the outside.
What about how she treats you?
How she tret me?
Nah, couldn't be arsed with it,
mate. No?
I'd much rather be with Paige
than Gem. Like, 1,000%.
I could literally go out with Paige,
be myself,
the next day,
wake up and have no issues at all.
Even if I'd said
something wrong or anything.
But if I did that with Gem,
I've got questions to answer
the next day.
"I was a prick, I was this..."
I used to get that.
Yeah, literally.
"Did you see any girls?" "Yeah."
BOTH: "What did you say?"
The picture
he's painted for me is...
..with Gem, you're not allowed out,
sort of thing.
But that's his opinion.
Me and Jacques are very similar,
but we are also very different.
But I appreciate him
trying to give me the heads-up,
but it's not gonna stop
how I feel about Gem.
IAIN STIRLING:
'There's only one thing riskier
'than getting relationship advice
from an ex.
'That's getting relationship advice
from an Ek... in-Su.'
You are a bombshell.
Remember, you are a bombshell.
You came in a shell,
but we don't see the bomb exploding.
I know, the bomb exploded and then
it just died out. It just died out.
Well, not any more, hon.
It's time for Danica
to open her beauty salon.
Fresh acrylics. Yeah, you might be
having gel and shellac, baby,
but I've got acrylics.
You've got the top brand,
you've got the full service,
the products coming in now.
You don't wanna walk out of here
with what ifs. No, never.
The worst thing in here
is walking out of the door
with your suitcase - "What if?"
I am so proud.
Took the bull by the reins.
Let's brush the hair.
It is a bit sweaty, and...
Remember who Danica is. She's fire.
The girl in the pearl, yeah?
Yeah, literally.
She's a bombshell.
She's a man-eater.
I know, literally.
What have you got to lose?
She's amazing. Believe in yourself.
You can do it. You're fire.
What's the worst?
People are gonna say no.
But at least one day,
when you leave,
you ain't gonna have the what ifs.
IAIN STIRLING: 'Ekin-Su's right.
'Nobody's allowed
to leave this villa with what-ifs.
'You're allowed to leave
with your suitcase,
'your water bottle
and your underwear,
'cos we can't return that
to the shop.
'And Luca's got some what-ifs
of his own.'
I've, erm...
Not that...
I don't know, like...
Jacques said something to me.
Of course.
Like, he said he couldn't
have been himself around you.
Mm-hm.
And I just don't want that.
I don't like a party boy.
I don't like someone
that goes out every weekend,
but if you want to go out
occasionally with the lads,
I am 100% not going
to tell you otherwise.
You're gonna meet me halfway, yeah?
No, but just like, with Jacques...
Luca, concentrate
when I'm speaking.
With Jacques,
at the end of the relationship,
I did not trust him.
Well, I promise that
I won't make you feel like that.
I know, but it's just like,
it's annoying, cos as I said,
no-one else is in
that same situation
where they've got their ex-boyfriend
feeding shit into your ear.
As an ex-boyfriend,
he's not gonna say, you know,
amazing things about me.
I'm not stupid to think that,
but in future,
I'd just prefer him to, like,
Jacques to keep his nose out of it,
to be honest.
This is another question.
If we were to go on the outside...
Mm.
..what are you most excited about
for us to...
That Jacques thing
has pissed me off.
IAIN STIRLING: 'Danica is not gonna
be leaving this villa with what-ifs,
'and I'm fairly certain Danica
is not gonna be leaving this villa
'with Andrew Le Page,
but hey, God loves a trier.'
Right, well, I said I'm gonna
do my rounds again, so...
Andrew, do you wanna
go for a little convo?
Yeah, sure.
Cool.
Shall we go up there?
Yeah, go for it. Right.
How are you finding today? Good?
Yeah, you know,
villa life isn't too bad.
It's not too bad, no.
Do you prefer it to the day job?
Absolutely.
Really? Yeah.
SHE LAUGHS
Absolutely.
Did you see them two in the corner?
Oh, my God, I know, I saw it.
I was like, "What is going on?"
Do you want us all to go over?
No, no, it's fine.
Are you sure? Yeah.
You are a fully grown man,
you will do whatever you wanna do,
but actually, I need
to just be honest with how I feel
and what vibe I get,
and I do enjoy getting to know you,
and obviously...
Yeah, I do enjoy our chats,
to be fair. Yeah.
I think this is more for me
just to let you know, like,
I do fancy you,
I am open to
getting to know you a bit more.
I enjoy our conversations,
you make me feel very comfortable.
Yeah.
I'm just letting you know.
Yeah, fair enough, yeah.
So, then you've got the heads-up.
If nothing else comes from it,
I think we're gonna have
great conversation.
Yeah, you are my type, and I would
like to get to know you, but...
Yeah. ..obviously,
me and Tasha at the minute
are obviously in a good place.
Of course, no.
Danica's dropping game on Andrew,
so I can't even
go and speak to Andrew.
I know, but I wish she would
be honest with me and just tell me.
Did she not tell you first?
No.
You're like what I've had before,
serious-wise,
but since I've been single,
I've gone for knobs,
and then I wonder
why I am not happy.
So, who's next on the list, then?
Well, to be honest with you, that
was kind of my cheeky little call
to have a chat with you,
to be honest. But... OK.
It was a good conversation.
A little bit cheeky, you know,
getting to know him
a little bit more,
and yeah, I just threw it out there,
said, "Look, I do fancy you,
"but also, like,
we do have good chats."
So, yeah, I just put the feelers
out there.
It is what it is.
I did say that I was gonna come here
to do what I wanna do,
and that's exactly what I'mma do.
IAIN STIRLING:
'As the classic song goes,
'the best part of breaking up
is when you're sucking ice poles
'while raking over old coals
on national television.
'It's either that, or make-up sex,
I can never remember.'
Luca said something.
What have I said?
He's been asking me questions.
I'm giving him
sometimes honest answers,
but I don't tell him everything.
No, he just said something about,
like,
him not being able to be himself,
or something.
No, I said I couldn't be MYSELF.
It's just, like, annoying
that obviously you and Luca
have been saying stuff.
And it's, like, unfair.
I've not said one bad thing
about you.
I've not been in Paige's ear,
saying, "Oh, Paige,
you know, this, that."
I've not said like, one...
I've not slagged you off in any way.
I've literally said
you didn't like me going out.
That was the reason.
Yeah, cos I didn't trust you.
But I give you no reason
not to trust me.
Yeah, but I felt you did.
But I didn't.
OK, but, like, this is why it ended,
cos we couldn't agree.
Well, there you go, exactly.
Like, there's no even point
of us having this conversation,
because you're gonna say one thing,
I'm gonna say another.
If you don't have anything nice
or good to say,
then you can fuck off.
HE SNORTS
Exactly, there's the reason.
OK, whatever.
That's why it didn't work.
Yeah, you're a clown. Shut up.
What?
SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
Some people in here, mate,
they don't like the truth,
you know what I mean?
Like, Gem said to me,
"You don't hear me
speak shit about you to Paige."
I say, "Go ahead."
What are you gonna say?
But I know Luca wouldn't want it
to be awkward at all,
so I'm gonna do
what's best for him as well.
It's just, like, I know the girl,
and I'm giving some inside truths
to Luca.
IAIN STIRLING:
'Ekin-Su's career's going well.
'She got a spot on Turkish TV series
Kuzey Yildizi.
'She got a spot on popular
British reality TV show Love Island.
'And now she's got a spot
on her arse.'
I've got a spot on my bum.
Anyone wanna pop it?
No, thank you.
Danica, do you wanna pop my spot?
Honey, I'm sorry, I love you,
but not that much.
TEXT ALERT
SHE SCREAMS
I got a text!
GEMMA GASPS
What does it say?
SCREAMING
SHE READS TEXT
ALL: Whoo!
Twerk on me baby, twerk on me baby.
Yes!
No!
Twerk it, baby.
Oh, no!
Some of these girls can move,
like...
Oh, no!
I'm just thinking about
what we're gonna do, man.
We've got to do this too.
This is my worst nightmare.
I'm so horny.
Shall we practise?
Shall we practise on each other?
# You climb onto the bonnet
Licking the windscreen
# I've never seen anything
so obscene... #
SHE LAUGHS
# It's enough, it's enough... #
I miss it. I miss him.
Are you going back?
When they see that...
When they see that,
they're gonna be scared.
You were worried about us
copying THAT?
# Count me in... #
LAUGHTER
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IAIN STIRLING: 'Challenge time now.
It's boys versus girls,
'and this one, the Islanders
are wearing heart rate monitors
'to see who sets pulses racing most.
'First, the girls
come out and perform
'a carefully choreographed
seductive dance routine.
'Then the boys come out
and thrash around
'as though someone's stuck
a cattle prod up their jacksie...
'while dressed as a fireman.'
Can anyone else
feel their heart beating
through their chest right now?
We're gonna be like...
I'm not sweating cos of the girls,
it's the fire. It's the fire.
This is my bare skin, please.
THEY CLAP
Come on, ladies, let's go.
Arriba!
CHEERING
# I like million dollar deals
Where's my pen, I'm signin'... #
Danica came out. You know,
she set the tone, I'm not gonna lie.
# I like going to the jeweller
I put rocks all in my watch
# I like texts from my exes
When they want a second chance
# I like proving wrong
I do what they say I can't... #
Danica was, like, absolutely mad.
# Hotter than a Somali
Fur coat... #
My heart rate explode.
Whoa.
# Diamond district in the Jag... #
Listen, if I didn't believe in God
before tonight, I do now.
That was, like... wow.
Look at her, man!
Look at her face, man.
# I said I like it like that... #
'This is my time to shine, baby.'
And if he doesn't want me
after that... Boy, bye.
I've got every faith
that I raised heart rates, 100%.
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
Many thoughts were going through
my mind,
I'm not gonna lie.
Literally, I loved it.
That was, like, full on.
# We about to get it
Just a little hot and sweaty
# Ooh, baby... #
Oh, shit.
# Ladies, let's go
Soldiers, let's go
# Don't cha wish your girlfriend
Was hot like me?
# Don't cha wish your girlfriend
Was a freak like me?
# Don't cha?
# Don't cha? #
I feel like my heart rate
explode a few times.
# ..was raw like me?
# Don't cha wish your girlfriend
Was fun like me?
I was like, fuck off, Davide,
and just kiss me.
And I just grabbed his head
and full on necked him.
No! No!
'Yeah, Ekin-Su,
Ekin-Su give me a kiss.'
I don't know if it's
just for the challenge,
or she actually want to
send me a sign, you know.
But she was really sexy,
I'm not gonna lie, she was sexy.
# See, I don't care
# But I know
She ain't gon' wanna share
# Don't cha wish your girlfriend
Was hot like me?
# Don't cha wish your girlfriend
Was a freak like me?
# Don't cha? Don't cha, baby? #
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
Fair play.
Jesus, Jesus.
# How you doin', young lady?
# That feelin' that you givin'
Really drives me crazy
# You don't have a play
About the joke
# I was at a loss of words
First time that we spoke
# Promiscuous girl
Wherever you are
# I'm all alone
And it's you that I want... #
Mmm! Mmm! Mm-mm-mm!
# You already know
That I'm all yours
# What you waiting for?... #
She is just so fuckin' sexy.
Like, so sexy, man. Oh, my God.
# And I got what you need
# Promiscuous boy
Let's get to the point... #
I don't know what it looked like
from behind,
but I just hope it was jiggling.
Guys, can you, like,
literally put it in slow-mo,
so it looks way better?
# Hey! I can't keep my mind
Off of you... #
When she did her whole little thing
and, you know,
she dropped it like this,
and it was in my face,
I was trying so hard not to bite.
I just wanted to... grr.
You know what I mean?
# Promiscuous girl
Wherever you are
# I'm all alone... #
APPLAUSE
My heart's fucking racing,
so theirs better be as well,
do you know what I mean?
CHEERING
# Baby, can't you see
I'm calling
# A guy like you
Should wear a warning
# It's dangerous, I'm falling... #
Gemma, as well,
she was purely seduction,
and then I loved the black and red
put together,
and Gemma was fire.
# I'm loving it
# Too high, can't come down
# Losing my head... #
I was like, wow.
I shouldn't like dancing
with other people and things.
I fuckin' loved it.
# With a taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
# You're toxic, I'm slippin' under
# With a taste of
A poison paradise... #
If Luca's heart rate wasn't racing
most for me, I'll be fuming.
You know, as much as it's a game,
I'll be fuming.
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
DAMI: Oh, fuckin' hell, man.
That was sexy.
Listen, you know when
there's moments where they say,
"That's when you realise
you love someone"?
I thought...
HE LAUGHS
I could have just had that.
Fuckin' hell.
# Not your Barbie girl
I'm living in my own world
# I ain't plastic, call me classic
# You can't touch me there
You can't touch my body
# Unless I say so
Ain't your Barbie, no, oh
# Pull up to that dream house
Guard gate, heels down
# How much do you like this?
# Welcome to my bedroom
Hallway, go down... #
Tasha ain't like the M25.
She can move.
That girl, she, honestly...
She has got hips like Shakira,
the girl. I love it.
# Actin' like I care
When I want a man
# Actin' like I care
But I don't, and
# I do my own thing, yeah
Watch me dance, uh-huh
# Not your Barbie girl
I'm livin' in my own world
I was expecting something like that,
but she absolutely killed it. I...
# You can't touch me there
You can't touch my body
# Unless I say so
Ain't your Barbie, no, oh
# I'm my own boss
I'm remindin' you of it
# Somethin' that you
Just can't get... #
Honestly, I was speechless.
Like, I was genuinely speechless.
Like, she can literally move...
Like, she's a joke, ain't she?
She's actually a joke.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# I can take myself on a dinner date
# Buy myself diamonds
And a champagne... #
Go on, girl.
DAMI: Red Riding Hood over here.
Let's go, let's go!
Little Red Riding Hood.
# I've been
Looking for somebody... #
# Tryna kick it with somebody
# I need a rude boy
To tell me something sweet
# Same time got his hands
Up on my body... #
Scarlett Delilah,
the Little Red Riding Ho.
I'm so sorry to my mum and dad.
SHE LAUGHS
# So come and get it if you got it
# All my girls round the world
I know you know what I mean
# I get a little sexy
When I'm lonely
# One thing on my mind
I know what I need
# All my girls round the world
Hands up and sing it with me
# Cos everything I got
You know it's all me
# Even though a man
Ain't something I need
# I want a boyfriend
So put it on me... #
Yeah, Antigoni gave me
a little kiss, yeah.
She was sexy as well. A lot.
We didn't expect...
The guys saw my face,
when Antigoni kissed me.
Yeah, I was shocked.
# I've been looking so long
For a guy to turn me on
# I want a boyfriend, yeah, yeah
# I want a boyfriend, yeah
I been looking like
# Where you at, where you at?
# Where you at, where you at? #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
That swimming costume, she can
wear that tomorrow, I'll tell her.
Yeah, she can wear that again.
Definitely.
# I won't let you out of my
# Won't let you, won't let you
# Won't let you out of my sight... #
She really, really killed it.
She got the booty, she got the...
curves. She got the face.
She's packing everything.
# Won't let you out of my sight... #
Paige was an example that I can like
you either when you are a brunette,
but especially when you are blonde.
So, yeah, she was sexy.
CHEERING
# No, don't you fear
# I'll be ready
# Never you fear
# No, don't you fear
I'll be ready... #
She was incredible.
This finger has never had
so much action in its life.
CHEERING
Go on, lad.
Listen, that girl could
do anything she wanted to me.
Crack on. I'll just lay here.
CHEERING
Jesus. Well done, girls.
Amazing.
IAIN STIRLING: 'It's time for round
two of the Heart Rate Challenge.
'Quick warning,
the following item contains nuts.
'Squeezed into
unfeasibly tight pants.'
# Drank... #
SHE GASPS
# Young money... #
SCREAMING
# Love in a thousand
Different flavours... #
My heart is so beating.
# I wish that I could
Taste them all tonight
# No, I ain't got
No dinner plans... #
Dami, he looked such a cutie
in his little lab coat.
# I swear that
To all y'all my type... #
GIRLS CHEERING
# All you girls in here
If you're feeling thirsty
# Come on, take a sip
Cos you know what I'm servin', ooh
# Shimmy shimmy yay
# Shimmy yay, shimmy ya
(Drank)
# Swalla-la-la
(Drank)
# Swalla-la-la (swalla-la-la)... #
Yeah! Little bit of
shocking stuff there, yeah.
Can't believe I just did that.
I mean, yeah.
# My freaky, freaky gyal
Shimmy shimmy shimmy yay... #
Indiyah, stay calm, my girl.
Stay calm, my girl.
INDIYAH SCREAMS
Well, he did a great job.
Like, Dami did a great job.
GIRLS SCREAMING
# My freaky, freaky gyal. #
CHEERING
Wow.
Wow. Sexy. Very, very sexy.
EKIN-SU: Can we
just all have an orgy now?
Tash!
Whoo! Give it to me, Tash.
GIRLS SCREAMING
LAUGHTER
Gem, do you wanna get involved?
# There's only two types of people
In the world... #
Who is it?
Luca. Luca.
# The ones that entertain
And the ones that observe... #
Luca the ringmaster. Like...
You just can't help but laugh.
Come on, Ekin. Get up, girl.
Turn round.
# I'm like the ring leader
I call the shots... #
Not gonna lie, like,
he's an attractive guy.
And he just grabbed me and kind
of bent me over, which was, um...
Yeah, I think I could understand
why that would happen.
# Everybody let go
# We can make a dance floor
Just like a circus... #
'Luca was good.'
He sort of made me wait,
did me at the end.
# Ones that can hang with me
And ones that are scared
# So, baby,
I hope that you came prepared
# I run a tight ship, so beware... #
CHEERING AND WHOOPING
Listen, that was my chance
to get a bit of action with Gemma.
Cos, listen, I've had as much action
as my toastie-maker at home.
# La-la-la, la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la, oh
# You know I've never
Felt like this before... #
Who's been a naughty girl, eh?
PAIGE WHOOPS
Jacques just shocked me.
Cos he came out, like, on smoke.
Like, ready. Like, super intense.
# And I'm aggressive
Just one thought ain't close enough
# You got me stressing
Incessantly pressing the issue
# Cos every moment gone
You know I miss you
# I'm the question
I'm your tiny dancer
# You make me shaken up
Never mistaken
# But I can't control myself
Got me calling out for help
# Got the best of me
So now I'm losing it... #
Good boy! Good boy.
Jacques...
He put on a decent performance.
He gave Paige the whole...
gave her the full show.
Think she quite enjoyed it.
CHEERING AND LAUGHTER
# Oh, oh. #
Oh, it's Jay!
Oh, my God, look at the pants!
The outfit - I mean,
I won't lie, I've not got much on.
# Can't nobody tell me nothing
# You can't tell me nothing
# Can't nobody tell me nothing
# You can't tell me nothing... #
He's giving a bit,
he's giving a bit!
Yeah, good performance.
If my heart wasn't racing
the most for Luca,
I would have said
it probably would have been Jay.
# One is you make me happy
BOYS SHOUTING: Sparta, baby!
This is Sparta!
# From all the things that held me
# Back from just being me... #
I'm not gonna lie,
I was very nervous coming out,
but the lads gassing me up,
I thought, "Why not?
"Let's just have fun
and just enjoy it."
# Baby, don't you see
# I still get frustrated
I can't lie
# When you keep on doing things
I don't like
# And I hate your friends... #
The way he picked me up, like,
it was so, like, whoosh!
# Do-do-do-do
# Do-do-do-do-do
# Do-do-do-do
# I got 21 reasons why I
Do-do-do-do
# Do-do-do-do-do
# Do-do-do-do
# I got 21 reasons why I do... #
And then we were on the floor,
and then he flipped me over.
It was just a lot going on,
cos I think my heart was just...
all over the place.
# You took away the lonely
# And I let you comfort me
# Oh, baby, don't you see
# I still get frustrated... #
My heart was, like,
pounding through my chest.
I fancy the pants off Andrew,
so how could my heart not raise?
# I shouldn't love you
# I've got 21 reasons
Why I do-do-do-do... #
I'm out of breath!
Yeah, smashed it, I think.
Had a lot of fun with it.
Just, er... yeah, just enjoyed it.
MUSIC: Taste (Make It Shake)
by Aitch
You've got to be joking.
Charlie the butler.
I don't think there was anything
he could have been more awkward
or uptight about.
# All that back and pretty face
Gal, I'm tryna get a taste... #
The worm! He's done the worm!
Sorry, who's he going to?
# Make it bounce
Make it drop, it's getting hot
# Should we be waking up
The house? #
LAUGHTER
Go on, Charlie! You've got this!
Whoa!
Honestly.
Like, do you know
when you just wanna die for someone?
And I was just like, "Oh!"
Bless him.
Go on, Char! Go on!
Go!
CHUCKLING
To do a heart rate,
it was probably like,
"Boom, boom... boom, boom."
# I ain't on the fake shit
So I ain't gonna beg for love... #
Whoo!
I was a bit, kind of...
not offended,
but, do you know,
he never really kissed me.
And I think,
"Babes. I'm coupled up with you,
"and we are trying to
get to know each other.
"Why the frick
aren't you kissing me?"
CHEERING
Whoo!
APPLAUSE
I could have gone in more
with the girls.
I kept it PG,
but I'm in a fucking thong,
so, that's not really the case.
MUSIC: 'Freaky Me'
by Silk
CHEERING
Go on, Davide!
# Make you real hot
When Davide came,
my heart was, like,
"Boom, boom! Boom, boom!
Boom, boom!"
# Cos tonight, baby
#I wanna get freaky with you... #
CHEERING
Fuck the heart thing.
It was gonna explode.
Pow!
Oh!
Yes! Go on, boy!
CHEERING
I feel like I was expecting
a little bit more,
like, hip-thrusting movement.
However, he made up for it
by literally just being sexy
and bending me over
and just doing his thing.
# Let me play with your body, baby
# Make you real hot... #
I forgot to kiss Danica.
I was gonna kiss her.
But, anyway, I gave her
a good movement and a kiss...
on the bum.
Whoo-hoo!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# I wanna get freaky with you... #
I've only got one shoe on!
All right, Davide!
'IAIN STIRLING:
The challenge is over.
'The Islanders raised heart rates,
they raised temperatures,
'and they raised serious questions
about whether or not
'that sort of lewd behaviour
is suitable on a family show!
'Time for Paige to reveal which
girls set the boys' hearts racing.'
For the girls' performances,
the results were...
Luca's heart rate
was raised the most by...
..Gemma.
APPLAUSE
To be fair,
does that come as a surprise?
Charlie's heart rate
was raised the most by...
Indiyah.
LAUGHTER
Jay's heart rate
was raised the most by...
Gemma.
Ooh!
Good girl.
Dami's heart rate
was raised the most by...
Paige.
DAMI: For you?
'Ey...
I mean, she is pretty fit.
She is, to be honest. She's cool.
Davide's heart rate
was raised the most by...
Ekin-Su.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Match made in heaven, baby!
Andrew's heart rate
was raised the most by...
..Danica.
LAUGHTER
Oh, no.
What a confidence knocker there.
No, don't be silly.
Don't take it personally.
Look at them both.
Jacques' heart rate
was raised the most by...
Gemma.
WHOOPING
Fucking hell.
IAIN: 'So, Gemma's sexy dancing
raised the heart rates
'of Jacques, Jay and Luca -
'and caused a student in Hull
to spill his Pot Noodle
'looking for the rewind
on his remote.
'But which boys got the girls'
pulses pounding?'
For the boys' performances,
the results were...
Danica's heart rate
was raised the most by...
Davide.
Yeah. He did bite my arse, so...
Paige's heart rate
was raised the most by...
Luca.
LAUGHTER
It's a game.
It is just a game.
Indiyah's heart rate
was raised the most by...
..myself.
GASPS
Oh, yes. Get in.
LAUGHTER
Tasha's heart rate
was raised the most by...
..Andrew.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
It would be nice
if it was vice versa, but...
That's all right, at least one of
you, do you know what I mean?
Antigoni's heart rate
was raised the most by...
..Jacques.
APPLAUSE
Good lad!
Ekin-Su's heart rate was
raised the most by...
WHISPERS: Davide.
Oh, no.
..Luca.
LAUGHTER
I'll take two, fucking hell!
Too right!
Gemma's heart rate
was raised the most by...
..Jacques.
LAUGHTER
Fuck off.
I love this game.
LAUGHTER
Overall, hearts were raised
the most by the...
..girls.
CHEERING
SCREAMING
IAIN STIRLING: 'For the boys,
there's a bitter taste of defeat,
'and for the girls,
there's a taste of victory,
'mixed with a taste
of Luca's index finger.'
Did anyone take anything, like,
a bit personal?
I'm not gonna lie,
I did a little bit,
only because you guys have history,
and it was just, like,
"Can't compete her now."
You can't help but think the person
that you're sharing a bed with...
I thought I'd make his heart race,
you know what I mean?
I've got down on all fours,
shaking my arse.
LAUGHTER
Are you fucking... are you dumb?
Not me doing a hand-on-the-floor
twerk for what?
He'll be sleeping on his side
of the bed tonight.
Apparently mine was Luca,
but I swear I don't fancy him.
No, it's fine.
LAUGHTER
No, I'm not bothered at all.
LAUGHTER
No. I'm actually not.
I tell you, the girls that I got
their hearts racing,
Ekin-Su and Paige,
happy fucking days!
The creme de la creme.
LAUGHTER
But I'm not happy.
It just makes me feel like I'm more
into her than she is me. Yeah.
D'you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Definitely.
Which I do, like,
keep thinking more and more...
It just doesn't matter.
She likes you back,
that's the important thing.
Yeah, but just...
It makes me think am I pushing
the wrong person here?
I wouldn't think like that. Like...
I don't know if her head is in it.
Of course her head's in it.
I don't know, mate, I'm just not...
You only know till you...
No, I will be honest,
I don't like seeing
her and Jacques talk and stuff.
It's not nice.
Yeah, of course.
It's an act.
I'd fucking hate that.
Right, I get it's a game,
but I was sat there, like,
it's gonna be me.
Like, I wanted his heart racing
for me,
and to hear Danica,
you know what I mean?
Or he does fancy her.
No, I don't think
that would be the case.
But in my head, I'm literally, like,
I'm so fucking worth it,
I am sexy, I am hot,
and it just feels shit for the guy
I've been sharing a bed with
for three weeks straight...
I literally went all out,
and I feel shit,
because it just isn't there.
You put it all out for him.
And you got nothing.
Nothing.
Like, I knew my heart raced for him.
It just goes to prove
that everything the boys were saying
about you not being into Andrew,
all a load of shit.
So true.
So...
So true. You can throw that back.
Facts don't lie.
Heart rate doesn't lie.
The guy I'm meant to be seeing,
whatever, he still fancies his ex.
You know what I mean?
We got me and you got quite a bit
of a fucking hard one.
How do you feel?
Shit.
I'm done.
Yeah.
I'm done.
That's what I feel like.
I know it's a game,
I get that it's a game.
But there's truth behind it.
There's truth behind it.
Exactly.
For me,
there's no smoke without a fire.
'He could have fancied
any other girl.'
He could have fancied Tash,
Danica, anyone. I don't even care.
But an ex? Like, come on.
Leave it in the past.
'Like, it's not funny.'
SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
Oi-oi!
Hi! You OK?
Yeah, can I steal Tasha?
Yeah, of course. You guys stay here.
All right, cool, thank you, darling.
All right, babe?
Yeah, you?
Yeah, I'm not bad, I'm not bad.
Good.
How are you after that?
Not the best.
Not the best?
Yeah.
Babe, don't read into anything.
Yeah, but I know it's a game,
but at the same time,
it's literally...
I'm telling you right now...
No, the point is...
..your performance was a joke.
Like, unreal.
It's just shit to hear.
I was sat there, like,
I wanted to hear my name for you.
You'd feel the same
if you heard somebody else's name.
Of course, but...
I get it's a whole game,
but at the same time,
there's a bit of truth behind it,
do you know what I mean?
So maybe I'm thinking,...
"Oh, maybe you are a bit
attracted to her, obviously."
You maybe do fancy her little bit.
No...
Babe...
I just feel stupid
because I literally trust Danica,
Dan...
All this for nothing...
Babe. Babe...
I just really can't be arsed.
I know it's a game,
but it's just fucking stupid.
Has she walked away from you?
Yep.
If a girl's walking away from you
after that... Pfft. Grow up.
I know. You know what?
Like, fuck it.
Do what she wants, mate.
Cry about it.
EKIN-SU: Davide,
want to come for a chat?
Me and you?
Yeah.
It's all wet everywhere, man.
So, are you ready to marry me?
No, not yet.
What do you mean?
The dress is that one.
I'm not getting married to you
like this.
I have to wear
something more classy.
OK, right.
Your family will disown me
if I come like this in Italy.
Yeah, don't worry.
Maybe a honeymoon, but...
So, tell me...
What was that thing all about?
What?
The heart monitor.
Is there some truth in that?
HE SCOFFS
No! Maybe some fact, as I said...
Probably I was not expecting
a kiss from you.
You kissed me, you surprised me.
And because of the surprise,
my heart rate went up.
MUSIC: 'Believe'
by Daniel Robinson
# Do you believe
In life after love? #
I didn't think anything of it.
I didn't think that you were,
like, just, you know...
Could be an error maybe, you know.
Well, for sure there was
an error in the machine, but...
HE CHUCKLES
The heart rate monitor doesn't lie.
Therefore...
I feel confused a bit.
But happy. I'm not gonna lie,
my heart was going for Davide too,
but I don't know if time will tell.
Davide, I am very flattered.
What, you wish me back?
No!
Come on, be honest.
I don't want you back.
Be honest.
No.
Be honest!
No. Oh, my God!
I don't know what's going on.
Uh-huh.
You know we're friends, yeah.
Yeah, kind of friends now.
Just... I just don't know.
I just feel like an idiot because...
..in the past I did fuck up.
I just realised that
I've made a lot of...
some mistakes in here.
Just because I felt something,
I went with it.
But I think
I've learned stuff in here.
I'm not saying I want you back.
I'm not saying I'm in love with you.
I'm not saying I have feelings
for you.
I'm just saying,
I think I've noticed things in here
and I just wanted to tell you.
OK.
IAN STIRLING: 'Tasha's been
knocked off her stride
'by the deadly combination
of Andrew's heart rate
'and the fact she's wearing
nine inch heels in a villa
'that's predominantly decking.'
What's wrong?
It was stupid.
Oh, please, baby girl,
you're a ten out of ten.
Honestly, you did incredible,
like, so well.
That's not it.
Do you want to go chill out?
Yeah.
Aah.
I tried to talk to Tasha afterwards,
I could tell she was annoyed
and I said,
"Look, just stop stressing."
I know why she's annoyed, obviously,
like, Danica wants to get to know me
more and she's made it very clear.
Tasha's put a lot of time and effort
into that performance,
so I get why she's annoyed,
but, at the end of the day,
it's just a little game.
IAN STIRLING: 'Something's up
with Dami and Indiyah,
'there is tension in the air,
they're not communicating,
'and apparently they don't
turn each other on.
'Wow, it's like these two
are already married.'
Why you being hostile, what's wrong?
I'm not being hostile.
You seem like you're angry with me.
I don't even wanna hug you
right now.
What's going on?
No, nothing is going on.
You don't wanna hug me,
but you're pulling me, man.
Why you so confusing?
Make up your mind!
I'm actually not even trying
to laugh with you,
I'm not going to lie.
Why?
It's not a laughing matter.
I didn't do anything wrong.
You didn't do anything wrong either.
Andrew raised yours,
I'm not crying about it.
I'm not... Am I crying about it?
No, but I feel like
there's some unsaid stuff here.
It's just like, you know,
I dressed up, stockings,
hands on the floor.
Listen, you are sexy.
I don't disagree.
I'm not kissing you tonight,
you're on the naughty step.
No kissing tonight. I know it was
just a game, but I was...
Now, I'm excited.
Why wasn't it doing this before?
It's probably not good
that my heart didn't race for her,
but, like,
it's out of my control as well.
And to be honest, her heart
didn't race for mine, so...
I guess we're even.
Friends?
Yeah.
IAN STIRLING: 'Judging by
that carefully positioned cushion,
'I think Dami finds Indiyah more
attractive than he's letting on.
'But Tasha's still not
over the fact
'that Andrew's heart raced
for Danica.'
I want you to talk
about my performance, please.
How was it?
I'm not willing to talk
about your performance.
Oh, my God.
Obviously, it was that good
it made my heart race.
Good, I'm glad.
But, babe...
I was obsessed.
I was literally obsessed with yours.
I don't think you realise
how much I like you.
Honestly. Stop stressing.
You are what I want,
Danica is not what I want.
I like you... a... lot.
Stop it.
You owe me, like, breakfast.
Cup of tea. Massages.
I owe you... What?
OK, babe. All right, fine,
if that's what it takes.
I knew for a fact
that Andrew did make my heart race.
Of course, I expected the same
from Andrew,
but it's just one
of those situations
that I maybe have to
take a pinch of salt,
I don't know,
but, at the same time,
yeah, it does knock your confidence
a little bit.
Are you all right?
Yes, are you?
Yeah.
What?
Nothing.
Anything to say, or...?
Erm...
My heart deffo wasn't,
like, going for Jacques.
OK.
Are you annoyed?
No.
There's something wrong with you.
You're being weird.
No, I'm not.
Who do you find the most attractive
boy in here? You.
Can't believe I've done all that,
and your heart wasn't for me.
Yeah, I know.
I was hoping it was for you.
Erm... I think Luca's sort of
reasonably chilled about it.
I think maybe there might be
a slight part of him that, like,
would be a little bit pissed off,
which I do get,
but, I think
I reassured him enough by now
that me and Jacques is just a no.
No, you look gorgeous.
Thank you.
Obviously don't wear it out, but...
IAIN STIRLING: 'Paige is annoyed
cos Jacques' heart rate
'was raised the most by Gemma,
'and cos earlier on, he spilled
a load of superglue on his shorts,
'the idiot!'
What's up with you?
Huh?
What's up with you?
Nothing, I'm good, hun.
You OK? How was your night?
I had a good night
until the girls started sulking.
Oh, really?
What are youse all sulking about?
What you having a go at me for?
It's a challenge, mate.
Who are you coming at right now?
Cos I know it's not me
with that attitude.
Because your face.
My face is fine.
Well, you're pissed off
about summat,
so you either tell me
or you don't.
I'm not.
Nothing to be pissed off about.
It's all good, hun.
Now you're talking shit,
so, you may as well just tell me.
Are you getting sassy at me?
Cos I know you're not.
Did you not enjoy the dance?
Did it not do enough for you?
It was a great dance.
It was a nice dance.
Did you not enjoy yours?
Was it not enough for you?
Hm.
Hm.
Are you actually bothered
about me and Gem?
It's not exactly great, is it?
Like, it could have been
genuinely any other girl,
and it was Gemma,
and I was like, "Oh!"
Did you not see what Gem did to me
and I did to Gem?
We kept it, like,
a kiss on the cheek.
Oh, maybe that was enough.
Oh, fuck off, mate.
If you're being serious...
Are you sw...?
Cos you're just being pathetic.
No, it's not being pathetic.
You asked me what was wrong,
and I'm telling you.
Don't call it pathetic.
Don't ask if you don't wanna know.
But I don't understand how you
can have a problem with that, mate.
It's just, like, it could've
literally been anyone else,
and it was your ex,
and it was like, "Uh! Great."
Obviously it's not your fault.
I know that.
It's just, like, I'd rather you
say it rather than be like this.
Say what?
"It wasn't me, it came from above."
Do you know what I mean?
OK, if I'm gonna be honest now,
if I'm gonna be truthful...
Maybe because we've experienced
something like that before,
and it was just, like,
it brought a flashback.
Obviously, it would do.
If you slept with someone,
you're gonna get them thoughts,
right?
Mm-hm.
And that's, like, the honest reason
why I thought
it could have been Gemma.
Yeah. Not over it.
Still got a thing there.
You're gonna have that chemistry
still lingering, still there.
MUSIC: 'Dance All Over Me'
by George Ezra
# Tonight with me
# Won't you cut it up
And dance all over me? #
Well, tonight was fun, girls.
Paige, if something was
gonna happen,
if there was any history,
it would have happened.
# Tonight with me
# Won't you cut it up
And dance all over me? #
Are you happy?
Could be happier.
That was fun, though.
How do you feel, Dami?
I wish I could go again.
LAUGHTER
This is Davide!
Wedding's over, guys.
That was one of
the best nights ever.
That lasted long (!)
I'm telling you now,
Ekin-Su wants him back.
# Tonight with me
# Won't you cut it up
And dance all over me? #
I made no-one's heart race.
I'm a dancer.
You didn't actually make
anyone's heart race?
No-one's.
Neither did I.
# Cut it up
And dance all over me... #
IAIN STIRLING: 'Tomorrow night...'
Tonight, there will be a re-coupling
in which the girls will choose
which boys
they want to couple up with.
Hashtag Girls On Top,
hashtag Big Chick Energy.
You've got the power tonight, Ekin!
It really stems on Ekin tonight.
I don't know. I just don't know.
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
IAIN STIRLING:
'Previously on Love Island...'
# Yeah, yeah
'..relationships got rocky.'
So, you're open to
getting to know more people?
Give me a break.
You either trust me, or you don't.
I need to find out if she
feels the same way I do about her.
# Be humble, sit down... #
I've opened up to you,
I've told you how I feel.
I won't be staying around
if you don't respect it.
# Be humble... #
'I don't want you back.'
'Be honest.'
'No.'
IAIN STIRLING: 'Tonight...
'the sexiest challenge ever...
'..stirs things up.'
Cos you're just being pathetic.
It's just shit to hear.
All of this for nothing.
Babe, don't.
LOVE ISLAND THEME
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.
IAIN STIRLING: 'Mallorca, 6:22am.
'The sun rises.
'The villa, 1:23pm.
'An Islander rises.
'Lazy buggers!'
# You gimme this feeling
# More than I've ever known. #
Good morning.
Good morning.
Morning.
Who had a beauty salon?
# And when you smile
The sun comes out
# Feel that heat on my skin
And your lips on my mouth... #
# Feel my body, yeah, yeah. #
So, how's everyone doing?
I had a beautiful sleep,
I had a fantastic night.
I'm nice and happy
and looking forward to today.
I love that. You know when there's
a weight lifted off your shoulders
after everything, and...?
Oi, what happened yesterday?
Did you speak to Jay
about everything?
I literally just said,
"As you can see,
"me and Jacques' connection
is pretty thing..."
Like, what did he say?
He said, "I can see that
from a mile off,
"and if you didn't
pull me for this chat,
"I was gonna pull you
for one anyway." Yeah.
So I was just like,
"Glad we're on the same page.
"Thanks. See you around the villa.
"Let's not make it awkward,
let's still chitchat."
Regarding Paige, I didn't think
it was gonna work out,
but as I said, you tried, bro.
You did your best.
Had to explore it, for sure.
So you did the right thing.
Yeah, it's better for all of us,
for all three.
If you never did that as well,
you would have thought, "What if?"
Yeah, man.
I took my shot, I missed,
so now I'm Single Pringle.
Ready for the right girls.
So if they're there, I'm ready.
Tasha, you are similar?
Yeah, very similar position
as Paige.
Obviously, the last few days
were very mentally draining for me,
but I feel like
I'm in a really good place now.
And every test has made me
gravitate back towards Andrew,
so I'm literally like...
On the road to Andrew?
Yeah. 100... Yeah, definitely.
I like it. It's good, good, good.
Thanks. Lots of love.
Love's in the air.
Yeah!
Basically, she said
she wants to tunnel vision on me.
She's, like, happy with us and wants
to see where this kind of goes,
so obviously I'm buzzing.
Wait, are you tunnel vision as well?
Yeah, mate, not gonna lie.
So you spooning and stuff?
Any chemistry talk?
There's a little bit
of chemistry talk. Yeah, yeah.
That's good.
Let's hear the science talk.
ANDREW LAUGHS
So, she definitely
got my Bunsen burner out.
Went to sleep a happy man.
No wonder you're so chill
all the time, man.
That's what I mean.
This is probably why me and Jacques
have got so much energy.
What about you, big boy?
How do you actually feel
this morning, though?
Erm...
Sound, or...?
She obviously
really likes me, but...
It's obvious. Everyone can see
how much she likes you.
You think you like her
more than she likes you?
Probably.
Yeah? So maybe...
I think we all like our girls
more than they like us.
Danica?
Not really a lot to say.
I think we can all agree
if anyone else was in my position,
as much as I respect, obviously,
your situation,
it isn't nice to go to bed
and literally not even have
one ounce of conversation
with anyone,
when you're literally
sharing a bed with someone.
So, nothing to report.
IAIN STIRLING: 'When Jacques
arrived in the villa,
'him and Luca made a pact.
Luca gets Gemma all to himself,
'Jacques gets all the pillows.
'Jacques has loaned him a little one
for an hour.'
Do you reckon,
when you come in here,
d'you reckon you could have got Gem?
HE LAUGHS
Yeah, 100%.
Shall I ask her?
She's obviously gonna say no.
Did you reckon?
I don't actually know.
Cos I wouldn't have wanted to
anyway,
cos I know it wouldn't have worked
on the outside.
What about how she treats you?
How she tret me?
Nah, couldn't be arsed with it,
mate. No?
I'd much rather be with Paige
than Gem. Like, 1,000%.
I could literally go out with Paige,
be myself,
the next day,
wake up and have no issues at all.
Even if I'd said
something wrong or anything.
But if I did that with Gem,
I've got questions to answer
the next day.
"I was a prick, I was this..."
I used to get that.
Yeah, literally.
"Did you see any girls?" "Yeah."
BOTH: "What did you say?"
The picture
he's painted for me is...
..with Gem, you're not allowed out,
sort of thing.
But that's his opinion.
Me and Jacques are very similar,
but we are also very different.
But I appreciate him
trying to give me the heads-up,
but it's not gonna stop
how I feel about Gem.
IAIN STIRLING:
'There's only one thing riskier
'than getting relationship advice
from an ex.
'That's getting relationship advice
from an Ek... in-Su.'
You are a bombshell.
Remember, you are a bombshell.
You came in a shell,
but we don't see the bomb exploding.
I know, the bomb exploded and then
it just died out. It just died out.
Well, not any more, hon.
It's time for Danica
to open her beauty salon.
Fresh acrylics. Yeah, you might be
having gel and shellac, baby,
but I've got acrylics.
You've got the top brand,
you've got the full service,
the products coming in now.
You don't wanna walk out of here
with what ifs. No, never.
The worst thing in here
is walking out of the door
with your suitcase - "What if?"
I am so proud.
Took the bull by the reins.
Let's brush the hair.
It is a bit sweaty, and...
Remember who Danica is. She's fire.
The girl in the pearl, yeah?
Yeah, literally.
She's a bombshell.
She's a man-eater.
I know, literally.
What have you got to lose?
She's amazing. Believe in yourself.
You can do it. You're fire.
What's the worst?
People are gonna say no.
But at least one day,
when you leave,
you ain't gonna have the what ifs.
IAIN STIRLING: 'Ekin-Su's right.
'Nobody's allowed
to leave this villa with what-ifs.
'You're allowed to leave
with your suitcase,
'your water bottle
and your underwear,
'cos we can't return that
to the shop.
'And Luca's got some what-ifs
of his own.'
I've, erm...
Not that...
I don't know, like...
Jacques said something to me.
Of course.
Like, he said he couldn't
have been himself around you.
Mm-hm.
And I just don't want that.
I don't like a party boy.
I don't like someone
that goes out every weekend,
but if you want to go out
occasionally with the lads,
I am 100% not going
to tell you otherwise.
You're gonna meet me halfway, yeah?
No, but just like, with Jacques...
Luca, concentrate
when I'm speaking.
With Jacques,
at the end of the relationship,
I did not trust him.
Well, I promise that
I won't make you feel like that.
I know, but it's just like,
it's annoying, cos as I said,
no-one else is in
that same situation
where they've got their ex-boyfriend
feeding shit into your ear.
As an ex-boyfriend,
he's not gonna say, you know,
amazing things about me.
I'm not stupid to think that,
but in future,
I'd just prefer him to, like,
Jacques to keep his nose out of it,
to be honest.
This is another question.
If we were to go on the outside...
Mm.
..what are you most excited about
for us to...
That Jacques thing
has pissed me off.
IAIN STIRLING: 'Danica is not gonna
be leaving this villa with what-ifs,
'and I'm fairly certain Danica
is not gonna be leaving this villa
'with Andrew Le Page,
but hey, God loves a trier.'
Right, well, I said I'm gonna
do my rounds again, so...
Andrew, do you wanna
go for a little convo?
Yeah, sure.
Cool.
Shall we go up there?
Yeah, go for it. Right.
How are you finding today? Good?
Yeah, you know,
villa life isn't too bad.
It's not too bad, no.
Do you prefer it to the day job?
Absolutely.
Really? Yeah.
SHE LAUGHS
Absolutely.
Did you see them two in the corner?
Oh, my God, I know, I saw it.
I was like, "What is going on?"
Do you want us all to go over?
No, no, it's fine.
Are you sure? Yeah.
You are a fully grown man,
you will do whatever you wanna do,
but actually, I need
to just be honest with how I feel
and what vibe I get,
and I do enjoy getting to know you,
and obviously...
Yeah, I do enjoy our chats,
to be fair. Yeah.
I think this is more for me
just to let you know, like,
I do fancy you,
I am open to
getting to know you a bit more.
I enjoy our conversations,
you make me feel very comfortable.
Yeah.
I'm just letting you know.
Yeah, fair enough, yeah.
So, then you've got the heads-up.
If nothing else comes from it,
I think we're gonna have
great conversation.
Yeah, you are my type, and I would
like to get to know you, but...
Yeah. ..obviously,
me and Tasha at the minute
are obviously in a good place.
Of course, no.
Danica's dropping game on Andrew,
so I can't even
go and speak to Andrew.
I know, but I wish she would
be honest with me and just tell me.
Did she not tell you first?
No.
You're like what I've had before,
serious-wise,
but since I've been single,
I've gone for knobs,
and then I wonder
why I am not happy.
So, who's next on the list, then?
Well, to be honest with you, that
was kind of my cheeky little call
to have a chat with you,
to be honest. But... OK.
It was a good conversation.
A little bit cheeky, you know,
getting to know him
a little bit more,
and yeah, I just threw it out there,
said, "Look, I do fancy you,
"but also, like,
we do have good chats."
So, yeah, I just put the feelers
out there.
It is what it is.
I did say that I was gonna come here
to do what I wanna do,
and that's exactly what I'mma do.
IAIN STIRLING:
'As the classic song goes,
'the best part of breaking up
is when you're sucking ice poles
'while raking over old coals
on national television.
'It's either that, or make-up sex,
I can never remember.'
Luca said something.
What have I said?
He's been asking me questions.
I'm giving him
sometimes honest answers,
but I don't tell him everything.
No, he just said something about,
like,
him not being able to be himself,
or something.
No, I said I couldn't be MYSELF.
It's just, like, annoying
that obviously you and Luca
have been saying stuff.
And it's, like, unfair.
I've not said one bad thing
about you.
I've not been in Paige's ear,
saying, "Oh, Paige,
you know, this, that."
I've not said like, one...
I've not slagged you off in any way.
I've literally said
you didn't like me going out.
That was the reason.
Yeah, cos I didn't trust you.
But I give you no reason
not to trust me.
Yeah, but I felt you did.
But I didn't.
OK, but, like, this is why it ended,
cos we couldn't agree.
Well, there you go, exactly.
Like, there's no even point
of us having this conversation,
because you're gonna say one thing,
I'm gonna say another.
If you don't have anything nice
or good to say,
then you can fuck off.
HE SNORTS
Exactly, there's the reason.
OK, whatever.
That's why it didn't work.
Yeah, you're a clown. Shut up.
What?
SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
Some people in here, mate,
they don't like the truth,
you know what I mean?
Like, Gem said to me,
"You don't hear me
speak shit about you to Paige."
I say, "Go ahead."
What are you gonna say?
But I know Luca wouldn't want it
to be awkward at all,
so I'm gonna do
what's best for him as well.
It's just, like, I know the girl,
and I'm giving some inside truths
to Luca.
IAIN STIRLING:
'Ekin-Su's career's going well.
'She got a spot on Turkish TV series
Kuzey Yildizi.
'She got a spot on popular
British reality TV show Love Island.
'And now she's got a spot
on her arse.'
I've got a spot on my bum.
Anyone wanna pop it?
No, thank you.
Danica, do you wanna pop my spot?
Honey, I'm sorry, I love you,
but not that much.
TEXT ALERT
SHE SCREAMS
I got a text!
GEMMA GASPS
What does it say?
SCREAMING
SHE READS TEXT
ALL: Whoo!
Twerk on me baby, twerk on me baby.
Yes!
No!
Twerk it, baby.
Oh, no!
Some of these girls can move,
like...
Oh, no!
I'm just thinking about
what we're gonna do, man.
We've got to do this too.
This is my worst nightmare.
I'm so horny.
Shall we practise?
Shall we practise on each other?
# You climb onto the bonnet
Licking the windscreen
# I've never seen anything
so obscene... #
SHE LAUGHS
# It's enough, it's enough... #
I miss it. I miss him.
Are you going back?
When they see that...
When they see that,
they're gonna be scared.
You were worried about us
copying THAT?
# Count me in... #
LAUGHTER
IAIN STIRLING:
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IAIN STIRLING: 'Challenge time now.
It's boys versus girls,
'and this one, the Islanders
are wearing heart rate monitors
'to see who sets pulses racing most.
'First, the girls
come out and perform
'a carefully choreographed
seductive dance routine.
'Then the boys come out
and thrash around
'as though someone's stuck
a cattle prod up their jacksie...
'while dressed as a fireman.'
Can anyone else
feel their heart beating
through their chest right now?
We're gonna be like...
I'm not sweating cos of the girls,
it's the fire. It's the fire.
This is my bare skin, please.
THEY CLAP
Come on, ladies, let's go.
Arriba!
CHEERING
# I like million dollar deals
Where's my pen, I'm signin'... #
Danica came out. You know,
she set the tone, I'm not gonna lie.
# I like going to the jeweller
I put rocks all in my watch
# I like texts from my exes
When they want a second chance
# I like proving wrong
I do what they say I can't... #
Danica was, like, absolutely mad.
# Hotter than a Somali
Fur coat... #
My heart rate explode.
Whoa.
# Diamond district in the Jag... #
Listen, if I didn't believe in God
before tonight, I do now.
That was, like... wow.
Look at her, man!
Look at her face, man.
# I said I like it like that... #
'This is my time to shine, baby.'
And if he doesn't want me
after that... Boy, bye.
I've got every faith
that I raised heart rates, 100%.
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
Many thoughts were going through
my mind,
I'm not gonna lie.
Literally, I loved it.
That was, like, full on.
# We about to get it
Just a little hot and sweaty
# Ooh, baby... #
Oh, shit.
# Ladies, let's go
Soldiers, let's go
# Don't cha wish your girlfriend
Was hot like me?
# Don't cha wish your girlfriend
Was a freak like me?
# Don't cha?
# Don't cha? #
I feel like my heart rate
explode a few times.
# ..was raw like me?
# Don't cha wish your girlfriend
Was fun like me?
I was like, fuck off, Davide,
and just kiss me.
And I just grabbed his head
and full on necked him.
No! No!
'Yeah, Ekin-Su,
Ekin-Su give me a kiss.'
I don't know if it's
just for the challenge,
or she actually want to
send me a sign, you know.
But she was really sexy,
I'm not gonna lie, she was sexy.
# See, I don't care
# But I know
She ain't gon' wanna share
# Don't cha wish your girlfriend
Was hot like me?
# Don't cha wish your girlfriend
Was a freak like me?
# Don't cha? Don't cha, baby? #
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
Fair play.
Jesus, Jesus.
# How you doin', young lady?
# That feelin' that you givin'
Really drives me crazy
# You don't have a play
About the joke
# I was at a loss of words
First time that we spoke
# Promiscuous girl
Wherever you are
# I'm all alone
And it's you that I want... #
Mmm! Mmm! Mm-mm-mm!
# You already know
That I'm all yours
# What you waiting for?... #
She is just so fuckin' sexy.
Like, so sexy, man. Oh, my God.
# And I got what you need
# Promiscuous boy
Let's get to the point... #
I don't know what it looked like
from behind,
but I just hope it was jiggling.
Guys, can you, like,
literally put it in slow-mo,
so it looks way better?
# Hey! I can't keep my mind
Off of you... #
When she did her whole little thing
and, you know,
she dropped it like this,
and it was in my face,
I was trying so hard not to bite.
I just wanted to... grr.
You know what I mean?
# Promiscuous girl
Wherever you are
# I'm all alone... #
APPLAUSE
My heart's fucking racing,
so theirs better be as well,
do you know what I mean?
CHEERING
# Baby, can't you see
I'm calling
# A guy like you
Should wear a warning
# It's dangerous, I'm falling... #
Gemma, as well,
she was purely seduction,
and then I loved the black and red
put together,
and Gemma was fire.
# I'm loving it
# Too high, can't come down
# Losing my head... #
I was like, wow.
I shouldn't like dancing
with other people and things.
I fuckin' loved it.
# With a taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
# You're toxic, I'm slippin' under
# With a taste of
A poison paradise... #
If Luca's heart rate wasn't racing
most for me, I'll be fuming.
You know, as much as it's a game,
I'll be fuming.
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
DAMI: Oh, fuckin' hell, man.
That was sexy.
Listen, you know when
there's moments where they say,
"That's when you realise
you love someone"?
I thought...
HE LAUGHS
I could have just had that.
Fuckin' hell.
# Not your Barbie girl
I'm living in my own world
# I ain't plastic, call me classic
# You can't touch me there
You can't touch my body
# Unless I say so
Ain't your Barbie, no, oh
# Pull up to that dream house
Guard gate, heels down
# How much do you like this?
# Welcome to my bedroom
Hallway, go down... #
Tasha ain't like the M25.
She can move.
That girl, she, honestly...
She has got hips like Shakira,
the girl. I love it.
# Actin' like I care
When I want a man
# Actin' like I care
But I don't, and
# I do my own thing, yeah
Watch me dance, uh-huh
# Not your Barbie girl
I'm livin' in my own world
I was expecting something like that,
but she absolutely killed it. I...
# You can't touch me there
You can't touch my body
# Unless I say so
Ain't your Barbie, no, oh
# I'm my own boss
I'm remindin' you of it
# Somethin' that you
Just can't get... #
Honestly, I was speechless.
Like, I was genuinely speechless.
Like, she can literally move...
Like, she's a joke, ain't she?
She's actually a joke.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# I can take myself on a dinner date
# Buy myself diamonds
And a champagne... #
Go on, girl.
DAMI: Red Riding Hood over here.
Let's go, let's go!
Little Red Riding Hood.
# I've been
Looking for somebody... #
# Tryna kick it with somebody
# I need a rude boy
To tell me something sweet
# Same time got his hands
Up on my body... #
Scarlett Delilah,
the Little Red Riding Ho.
I'm so sorry to my mum and dad.
SHE LAUGHS
# So come and get it if you got it
# All my girls round the world
I know you know what I mean
# I get a little sexy
When I'm lonely
# One thing on my mind
I know what I need
# All my girls round the world
Hands up and sing it with me
# Cos everything I got
You know it's all me
# Even though a man
Ain't something I need
# I want a boyfriend
So put it on me... #
Yeah, Antigoni gave me
a little kiss, yeah.
She was sexy as well. A lot.
We didn't expect...
The guys saw my face,
when Antigoni kissed me.
Yeah, I was shocked.
# I've been looking so long
For a guy to turn me on
# I want a boyfriend, yeah, yeah
# I want a boyfriend, yeah
I been looking like
# Where you at, where you at?
# Where you at, where you at? #
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
That swimming costume, she can
wear that tomorrow, I'll tell her.
Yeah, she can wear that again.
Definitely.
# I won't let you out of my
# Won't let you, won't let you
# Won't let you out of my sight... #
She really, really killed it.
She got the booty, she got the...
curves. She got the face.
She's packing everything.
# Won't let you out of my sight... #
Paige was an example that I can like
you either when you are a brunette,
but especially when you are blonde.
So, yeah, she was sexy.
CHEERING
# No, don't you fear
# I'll be ready
# Never you fear
# No, don't you fear
I'll be ready... #
She was incredible.
This finger has never had
so much action in its life.
CHEERING
Go on, lad.
Listen, that girl could
do anything she wanted to me.
Crack on. I'll just lay here.
CHEERING
Jesus. Well done, girls.
Amazing.
IAIN STIRLING: 'It's time for round
two of the Heart Rate Challenge.
'Quick warning,
the following item contains nuts.
'Squeezed into
unfeasibly tight pants.'
# Drank... #
SHE GASPS
# Young money... #
SCREAMING
# Love in a thousand
Different flavours... #
My heart is so beating.
# I wish that I could
Taste them all tonight
# No, I ain't got
No dinner plans... #
Dami, he looked such a cutie
in his little lab coat.
# I swear that
To all y'all my type... #
GIRLS CHEERING
# All you girls in here
If you're feeling thirsty
# Come on, take a sip
Cos you know what I'm servin', ooh
# Shimmy shimmy yay
# Shimmy yay, shimmy ya
(Drank)
# Swalla-la-la
(Drank)
# Swalla-la-la (swalla-la-la)... #
Yeah! Little bit of
shocking stuff there, yeah.
Can't believe I just did that.
I mean, yeah.
# My freaky, freaky gyal
Shimmy shimmy shimmy yay... #
Indiyah, stay calm, my girl.
Stay calm, my girl.
INDIYAH SCREAMS
Well, he did a great job.
Like, Dami did a great job.
GIRLS SCREAMING
# My freaky, freaky gyal. #
CHEERING
Wow.
Wow. Sexy. Very, very sexy.
EKIN-SU: Can we
just all have an orgy now?
Tash!
Whoo! Give it to me, Tash.
GIRLS SCREAMING
LAUGHTER
Gem, do you wanna get involved?
# There's only two types of people
In the world... #
Who is it?
Luca. Luca.
# The ones that entertain
And the ones that observe... #
Luca the ringmaster. Like...
You just can't help but laugh.
Come on, Ekin. Get up, girl.
Turn round.
# I'm like the ring leader
I call the shots... #
Not gonna lie, like,
he's an attractive guy.
And he just grabbed me and kind
of bent me over, which was, um...
Yeah, I think I could understand
why that would happen.
# Everybody let go
# We can make a dance floor
Just like a circus... #
'Luca was good.'
He sort of made me wait,
did me at the end.
# Ones that can hang with me
And ones that are scared
# So, baby,
I hope that you came prepared
# I run a tight ship, so beware... #
CHEERING AND WHOOPING
Listen, that was my chance
to get a bit of action with Gemma.
Cos, listen, I've had as much action
as my toastie-maker at home.
# La-la-la, la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la, oh
# You know I've never
Felt like this before... #
Who's been a naughty girl, eh?
PAIGE WHOOPS
Jacques just shocked me.
Cos he came out, like, on smoke.
Like, ready. Like, super intense.
# And I'm aggressive
Just one thought ain't close enough
# You got me stressing
Incessantly pressing the issue
# Cos every moment gone
You know I miss you
# I'm the question
I'm your tiny dancer
# You make me shaken up
Never mistaken
# But I can't control myself
Got me calling out for help
# Got the best of me
So now I'm losing it... #
Good boy! Good boy.
Jacques...
He put on a decent performance.
He gave Paige the whole...
gave her the full show.
Think she quite enjoyed it.
CHEERING AND LAUGHTER
# Oh, oh. #
Oh, it's Jay!
Oh, my God, look at the pants!
The outfit - I mean,
I won't lie, I've not got much on.
# Can't nobody tell me nothing
# You can't tell me nothing
# Can't nobody tell me nothing
# You can't tell me nothing... #
He's giving a bit,
he's giving a bit!
Yeah, good performance.
If my heart wasn't racing
the most for Luca,
I would have said
it probably would have been Jay.
# One is you make me happy
BOYS SHOUTING: Sparta, baby!
This is Sparta!
# From all the things that held me
# Back from just being me... #
I'm not gonna lie,
I was very nervous coming out,
but the lads gassing me up,
I thought, "Why not?
"Let's just have fun
and just enjoy it."
# Baby, don't you see
# I still get frustrated
I can't lie
# When you keep on doing things
I don't like
# And I hate your friends... #
The way he picked me up, like,
it was so, like, whoosh!
# Do-do-do-do
# Do-do-do-do-do
# Do-do-do-do
# I got 21 reasons why I
Do-do-do-do
# Do-do-do-do-do
# Do-do-do-do
# I got 21 reasons why I do... #
And then we were on the floor,
and then he flipped me over.
It was just a lot going on,
cos I think my heart was just...
all over the place.
# You took away the lonely
# And I let you comfort me
# Oh, baby, don't you see
# I still get frustrated... #
My heart was, like,
pounding through my chest.
I fancy the pants off Andrew,
so how could my heart not raise?
# I shouldn't love you
# I've got 21 reasons
Why I do-do-do-do... #
I'm out of breath!
Yeah, smashed it, I think.
Had a lot of fun with it.
Just, er... yeah, just enjoyed it.
MUSIC: Taste (Make It Shake)
by Aitch
You've got to be joking.
Charlie the butler.
I don't think there was anything
he could have been more awkward
or uptight about.
# All that back and pretty face
Gal, I'm tryna get a taste... #
The worm! He's done the worm!
Sorry, who's he going to?
# Make it bounce
Make it drop, it's getting hot
# Should we be waking up
The house? #
LAUGHTER
Go on, Charlie! You've got this!
Whoa!
Honestly.
Like, do you know
when you just wanna die for someone?
And I was just like, "Oh!"
Bless him.
Go on, Char! Go on!
Go!
CHUCKLING
To do a heart rate,
it was probably like,
"Boom, boom... boom, boom."
# I ain't on the fake shit
So I ain't gonna beg for love... #
Whoo!
I was a bit, kind of...
not offended,
but, do you know,
he never really kissed me.
And I think,
"Babes. I'm coupled up with you,
"and we are trying to
get to know each other.
"Why the frick
aren't you kissing me?"
CHEERING
Whoo!
APPLAUSE
I could have gone in more
with the girls.
I kept it PG,
but I'm in a fucking thong,
so, that's not really the case.
MUSIC: 'Freaky Me'
by Silk
CHEERING
Go on, Davide!
# Make you real hot
When Davide came,
my heart was, like,
"Boom, boom! Boom, boom!
Boom, boom!"
# Cos tonight, baby
#I wanna get freaky with you... #
CHEERING
Fuck the heart thing.
It was gonna explode.
Pow!
Oh!
Yes! Go on, boy!
CHEERING
I feel like I was expecting
a little bit more,
like, hip-thrusting movement.
However, he made up for it
by literally just being sexy
and bending me over
and just doing his thing.
# Let me play with your body, baby
# Make you real hot... #
I forgot to kiss Danica.
I was gonna kiss her.
But, anyway, I gave her
a good movement and a kiss...
on the bum.
Whoo-hoo!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
# I wanna get freaky with you... #
I've only got one shoe on!
All right, Davide!
'IAIN STIRLING:
The challenge is over.
'The Islanders raised heart rates,
they raised temperatures,
'and they raised serious questions
about whether or not
'that sort of lewd behaviour
is suitable on a family show!
'Time for Paige to reveal which
girls set the boys' hearts racing.'
For the girls' performances,
the results were...
Luca's heart rate
was raised the most by...
..Gemma.
APPLAUSE
To be fair,
does that come as a surprise?
Charlie's heart rate
was raised the most by...
Indiyah.
LAUGHTER
Jay's heart rate
was raised the most by...
Gemma.
Ooh!
Good girl.
Dami's heart rate
was raised the most by...
Paige.
DAMI: For you?
'Ey...
I mean, she is pretty fit.
She is, to be honest. She's cool.
Davide's heart rate
was raised the most by...
Ekin-Su.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Match made in heaven, baby!
Andrew's heart rate
was raised the most by...
..Danica.
LAUGHTER
Oh, no.
What a confidence knocker there.
No, don't be silly.
Don't take it personally.
Look at them both.
Jacques' heart rate
was raised the most by...
Gemma.
WHOOPING
Fucking hell.
IAIN: 'So, Gemma's sexy dancing
raised the heart rates
'of Jacques, Jay and Luca -
'and caused a student in Hull
to spill his Pot Noodle
'looking for the rewind
on his remote.
'But which boys got the girls'
pulses pounding?'
For the boys' performances,
the results were...
Danica's heart rate
was raised the most by...
Davide.
Yeah. He did bite my arse, so...
Paige's heart rate
was raised the most by...
Luca.
LAUGHTER
It's a game.
It is just a game.
Indiyah's heart rate
was raised the most by...
..myself.
GASPS
Oh, yes. Get in.
LAUGHTER
Tasha's heart rate
was raised the most by...
..Andrew.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
It would be nice
if it was vice versa, but...
That's all right, at least one of
you, do you know what I mean?
Antigoni's heart rate
was raised the most by...
..Jacques.
APPLAUSE
Good lad!
Ekin-Su's heart rate was
raised the most by...
WHISPERS: Davide.
Oh, no.
..Luca.
LAUGHTER
I'll take two, fucking hell!
Too right!
Gemma's heart rate
was raised the most by...
..Jacques.
LAUGHTER
Fuck off.
I love this game.
LAUGHTER
Overall, hearts were raised
the most by the...
..girls.
CHEERING
SCREAMING
IAIN STIRLING: 'For the boys,
there's a bitter taste of defeat,
'and for the girls,
there's a taste of victory,
'mixed with a taste
of Luca's index finger.'
Did anyone take anything, like,
a bit personal?
I'm not gonna lie,
I did a little bit,
only because you guys have history,
and it was just, like,
"Can't compete her now."
You can't help but think the person
that you're sharing a bed with...
I thought I'd make his heart race,
you know what I mean?
I've got down on all fours,
shaking my arse.
LAUGHTER
Are you fucking... are you dumb?
Not me doing a hand-on-the-floor
twerk for what?
He'll be sleeping on his side
of the bed tonight.
Apparently mine was Luca,
but I swear I don't fancy him.
No, it's fine.
LAUGHTER
No, I'm not bothered at all.
LAUGHTER
No. I'm actually not.
I tell you, the girls that I got
their hearts racing,
Ekin-Su and Paige,
happy fucking days!
The creme de la creme.
LAUGHTER
But I'm not happy.
It just makes me feel like I'm more
into her than she is me. Yeah.
D'you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Definitely.
Which I do, like,
keep thinking more and more...
It just doesn't matter.
She likes you back,
that's the important thing.
Yeah, but just...
It makes me think am I pushing
the wrong person here?
I wouldn't think like that. Like...
I don't know if her head is in it.
Of course her head's in it.
I don't know, mate, I'm just not...
You only know till you...
No, I will be honest,
I don't like seeing
her and Jacques talk and stuff.
It's not nice.
Yeah, of course.
It's an act.
I'd fucking hate that.
Right, I get it's a game,
but I was sat there, like,
it's gonna be me.
Like, I wanted his heart racing
for me,
and to hear Danica,
you know what I mean?
Or he does fancy her.
No, I don't think
that would be the case.
But in my head, I'm literally, like,
I'm so fucking worth it,
I am sexy, I am hot,
and it just feels shit for the guy
I've been sharing a bed with
for three weeks straight...
I literally went all out,
and I feel shit,
because it just isn't there.
You put it all out for him.
And you got nothing.
Nothing.
Like, I knew my heart raced for him.
It just goes to prove
that everything the boys were saying
about you not being into Andrew,
all a load of shit.
So true.
So...
So true. You can throw that back.
Facts don't lie.
Heart rate doesn't lie.
The guy I'm meant to be seeing,
whatever, he still fancies his ex.
You know what I mean?
We got me and you got quite a bit
of a fucking hard one.
How do you feel?
Shit.
I'm done.
Yeah.
I'm done.
That's what I feel like.
I know it's a game,
I get that it's a game.
But there's truth behind it.
There's truth behind it.
Exactly.
For me,
there's no smoke without a fire.
'He could have fancied
any other girl.'
He could have fancied Tash,
Danica, anyone. I don't even care.
But an ex? Like, come on.
Leave it in the past.
'Like, it's not funny.'
SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
Oi-oi!
Hi! You OK?
Yeah, can I steal Tasha?
Yeah, of course. You guys stay here.
All right, cool, thank you, darling.
All right, babe?
Yeah, you?
Yeah, I'm not bad, I'm not bad.
Good.
How are you after that?
Not the best.
Not the best?
Yeah.
Babe, don't read into anything.
Yeah, but I know it's a game,
but at the same time,
it's literally...
I'm telling you right now...
No, the point is...
..your performance was a joke.
Like, unreal.
It's just shit to hear.
I was sat there, like,
I wanted to hear my name for you.
You'd feel the same
if you heard somebody else's name.
Of course, but...
I get it's a whole game,
but at the same time,
there's a bit of truth behind it,
do you know what I mean?
So maybe I'm thinking,...
"Oh, maybe you are a bit
attracted to her, obviously."
You maybe do fancy her little bit.
No...
Babe...
I just feel stupid
because I literally trust Danica,
Dan...
All this for nothing...
Babe. Babe...
I just really can't be arsed.
I know it's a game,
but it's just fucking stupid.
Has she walked away from you?
Yep.
If a girl's walking away from you
after that... Pfft. Grow up.
I know. You know what?
Like, fuck it.
Do what she wants, mate.
Cry about it.
EKIN-SU: Davide,
want to come for a chat?
Me and you?
Yeah.
It's all wet everywhere, man.
So, are you ready to marry me?
No, not yet.
What do you mean?
The dress is that one.
I'm not getting married to you
like this.
I have to wear
something more classy.
OK, right.
Your family will disown me
if I come like this in Italy.
Yeah, don't worry.
Maybe a honeymoon, but...
So, tell me...
What was that thing all about?
What?
The heart monitor.
Is there some truth in that?
HE SCOFFS
No! Maybe some fact, as I said...
Probably I was not expecting
a kiss from you.
You kissed me, you surprised me.
And because of the surprise,
my heart rate went up.
MUSIC: 'Believe'
by Daniel Robinson
# Do you believe
In life after love? #
I didn't think anything of it.
I didn't think that you were,
like, just, you know...
Could be an error maybe, you know.
Well, for sure there was
an error in the machine, but...
HE CHUCKLES
The heart rate monitor doesn't lie.
Therefore...
I feel confused a bit.
But happy. I'm not gonna lie,
my heart was going for Davide too,
but I don't know if time will tell.
Davide, I am very flattered.
What, you wish me back?
No!
Come on, be honest.
I don't want you back.
Be honest.
No.
Be honest!
No. Oh, my God!
I don't know what's going on.
Uh-huh.
You know we're friends, yeah.
Yeah, kind of friends now.
Just... I just don't know.
I just feel like an idiot because...
..in the past I did fuck up.
I just realised that
I've made a lot of...
some mistakes in here.
Just because I felt something,
I went with it.
But I think
I've learned stuff in here.
I'm not saying I want you back.
I'm not saying I'm in love with you.
I'm not saying I have feelings
for you.
I'm just saying,
I think I've noticed things in here
and I just wanted to tell you.
OK.
IAN STIRLING: 'Tasha's been
knocked off her stride
'by the deadly combination
of Andrew's heart rate
'and the fact she's wearing
nine inch heels in a villa
'that's predominantly decking.'
What's wrong?
It was stupid.
Oh, please, baby girl,
you're a ten out of ten.
Honestly, you did incredible,
like, so well.
That's not it.
Do you want to go chill out?
Yeah.
Aah.
I tried to talk to Tasha afterwards,
I could tell she was annoyed
and I said,
"Look, just stop stressing."
I know why she's annoyed, obviously,
like, Danica wants to get to know me
more and she's made it very clear.
Tasha's put a lot of time and effort
into that performance,
so I get why she's annoyed,
but, at the end of the day,
it's just a little game.
IAN STIRLING: 'Something's up
with Dami and Indiyah,
'there is tension in the air,
they're not communicating,
'and apparently they don't
turn each other on.
'Wow, it's like these two
are already married.'
Why you being hostile, what's wrong?
I'm not being hostile.
You seem like you're angry with me.
I don't even wanna hug you
right now.
What's going on?
No, nothing is going on.
You don't wanna hug me,
but you're pulling me, man.
Why you so confusing?
Make up your mind!
I'm actually not even trying
to laugh with you,
I'm not going to lie.
Why?
It's not a laughing matter.
I didn't do anything wrong.
You didn't do anything wrong either.
Andrew raised yours,
I'm not crying about it.
I'm not... Am I crying about it?
No, but I feel like
there's some unsaid stuff here.
It's just like, you know,
I dressed up, stockings,
hands on the floor.
Listen, you are sexy.
I don't disagree.
I'm not kissing you tonight,
you're on the naughty step.
No kissing tonight. I know it was
just a game, but I was...
Now, I'm excited.
Why wasn't it doing this before?
It's probably not good
that my heart didn't race for her,
but, like,
it's out of my control as well.
And to be honest, her heart
didn't race for mine, so...
I guess we're even.
Friends?
Yeah.
IAN STIRLING: 'Judging by
that carefully positioned cushion,
'I think Dami finds Indiyah more
attractive than he's letting on.
'But Tasha's still not
over the fact
'that Andrew's heart raced
for Danica.'
I want you to talk
about my performance, please.
How was it?
I'm not willing to talk
about your performance.
Oh, my God.
Obviously, it was that good
it made my heart race.
Good, I'm glad.
But, babe...
I was obsessed.
I was literally obsessed with yours.
I don't think you realise
how much I like you.
Honestly. Stop stressing.
You are what I want,
Danica is not what I want.
I like you... a... lot.
Stop it.
You owe me, like, breakfast.
Cup of tea. Massages.
I owe you... What?
OK, babe. All right, fine,
if that's what it takes.
I knew for a fact
that Andrew did make my heart race.
Of course, I expected the same
from Andrew,
but it's just one
of those situations
that I maybe have to
take a pinch of salt,
I don't know,
but, at the same time,
yeah, it does knock your confidence
a little bit.
Are you all right?
Yes, are you?
Yeah.
What?
Nothing.
Anything to say, or...?
Erm...
My heart deffo wasn't,
like, going for Jacques.
OK.
Are you annoyed?
No.
There's something wrong with you.
You're being weird.
No, I'm not.
Who do you find the most attractive
boy in here? You.
Can't believe I've done all that,
and your heart wasn't for me.
Yeah, I know.
I was hoping it was for you.
Erm... I think Luca's sort of
reasonably chilled about it.
I think maybe there might be
a slight part of him that, like,
would be a little bit pissed off,
which I do get,
but, I think
I reassured him enough by now
that me and Jacques is just a no.
No, you look gorgeous.
Thank you.
Obviously don't wear it out, but...
IAIN STIRLING: 'Paige is annoyed
cos Jacques' heart rate
'was raised the most by Gemma,
'and cos earlier on, he spilled
a load of superglue on his shorts,
'the idiot!'
What's up with you?
Huh?
What's up with you?
Nothing, I'm good, hun.
You OK? How was your night?
I had a good night
until the girls started sulking.
Oh, really?
What are youse all sulking about?
What you having a go at me for?
It's a challenge, mate.
Who are you coming at right now?
Cos I know it's not me
with that attitude.
Because your face.
My face is fine.
Well, you're pissed off
about summat,
so you either tell me
or you don't.
I'm not.
Nothing to be pissed off about.
It's all good, hun.
Now you're talking shit,
so, you may as well just tell me.
Are you getting sassy at me?
Cos I know you're not.
Did you not enjoy the dance?
Did it not do enough for you?
It was a great dance.
It was a nice dance.
Did you not enjoy yours?
Was it not enough for you?
Hm.
Hm.
Are you actually bothered
about me and Gem?
It's not exactly great, is it?
Like, it could have been
genuinely any other girl,
and it was Gemma,
and I was like, "Oh!"
Did you not see what Gem did to me
and I did to Gem?
We kept it, like,
a kiss on the cheek.
Oh, maybe that was enough.
Oh, fuck off, mate.
If you're being serious...
Are you sw...?
Cos you're just being pathetic.
No, it's not being pathetic.
You asked me what was wrong,
and I'm telling you.
Don't call it pathetic.
Don't ask if you don't wanna know.
But I don't understand how you
can have a problem with that, mate.
It's just, like, it could've
literally been anyone else,
and it was your ex,
and it was like, "Uh! Great."
Obviously it's not your fault.
I know that.
It's just, like, I'd rather you
say it rather than be like this.
Say what?
"It wasn't me, it came from above."
Do you know what I mean?
OK, if I'm gonna be honest now,
if I'm gonna be truthful...
Maybe because we've experienced
something like that before,
and it was just, like,
it brought a flashback.
Obviously, it would do.
If you slept with someone,
you're gonna get them thoughts,
right?
Mm-hm.
And that's, like, the honest reason
why I thought
it could have been Gemma.
Yeah. Not over it.
Still got a thing there.
You're gonna have that chemistry
still lingering, still there.
MUSIC: 'Dance All Over Me'
by George Ezra
# Tonight with me
# Won't you cut it up
And dance all over me? #
Well, tonight was fun, girls.
Paige, if something was
gonna happen,
if there was any history,
it would have happened.
# Tonight with me
# Won't you cut it up
And dance all over me? #
Are you happy?
Could be happier.
That was fun, though.
How do you feel, Dami?
I wish I could go again.
LAUGHTER
This is Davide!
Wedding's over, guys.
That was one of
the best nights ever.
That lasted long (!)
I'm telling you now,
Ekin-Su wants him back.
# Tonight with me
# Won't you cut it up
And dance all over me? #
I made no-one's heart race.
I'm a dancer.
You didn't actually make
anyone's heart race?
No-one's.
Neither did I.
# Cut it up
And dance all over me... #
IAIN STIRLING: 'Tomorrow night...'
Tonight, there will be a re-coupling
in which the girls will choose
which boys
they want to couple up with.
Hashtag Girls On Top,
hashtag Big Chick Energy.
You've got the power tonight, Ekin!
It really stems on Ekin tonight.
I don't know. I just don't know.
Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.