Love Island (2015–…): Season 8, Episode 22 - Episode 22 - full transcript

IAIN STIRLING:
'Previously on Love Island...

'..one girl had her doubts...'

I just feel like maybe
we're not on the same page.

Where does this leave me and you?
I just don't really know.

'..and another boy opened up.'

GEMMA: Maybe you should just
keep your nose

out of other people's business
and shut up.

IAIN: 'Tonight...

'..there's drama in the villa.'

Dami said to Gem,
"I reckon, if a lad comes in,

"your head could still be turned."
And Gem's gone, "Yeah, I would."



Basically, I need to find out

if she feels the same way I do
about her.

# Oooooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooooh
Ooh-ooh-oooh-oooh... #

IAIN STIRLING: 'The Italians
are a very polite people, and,

'traditionally, it is considered
good manners to admit it immediately

'if you break wind -
or, as they would say, "tutti".

'Davide, there's something
you wanted to tell us?'

Buongiorno a tutti.
Whoo!

THEY CHUCKLE

Another morning on the island, guys.

# But I got to get it out
And I don't know how soon... #

Who's excited to start the day?
Let's go.

# Bring the whole thing

# Oooooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooooh
Ooh-ooh-oooh-oooh... #



So...
Good morning, my ladies.

Good morning, girls.
Good morning, girlfriends.

Fill us all in today. Tasha?

I'm kind of in a situation
of, like,

I really need to think about
what I wanna do.

I either do, like,
100% of Andrew at the moment,

or do I keep myself open

and potentially lose
what I have with Andrew, in a way?

You know when you can just sense
a girl wants to say something,

but doesn't wanna say it just yet,
or something like that? Mm.

So, on the outside world, like,

when something's
too good to be true,

I kind of screw it up all the time
by doing something stupid.

How was your talk with Tasha?
Oh, yeah, it was good.

You think she wants
to get to know you?

Nothing's really progressed
any further than...

sort of like how it was
to the re-coupling.

But I would think
she's probably still open.

What happened last night?
What happened?

They snuck out.
Mm.

JACQUES: I've been putting a brave
face on, you know what I mean? Mm.

I just explained...

how I am. Because I feel like
if I wanna move forward with a girl,

they need to understand me.

"I've told you I like you,
I've told you I care about you,

"but I actually appreciate you."

Last night, for me,
I won't lie, guys, I'm a bit...

My head's scrambled
a wee bit this morning.

I feel I'm just getting
a bit of mixed signals.

I talked to Paige.
She said she's open.

But then, like,
her actions would suggest otherwise.

Paige and Jacques walked out
halfway through the night.

TASHA: Yeah, and we both were
like... Together!

Where did you go?

We just sat on the stairs
and just had a little chat there.

That's cute.
Yeah, it was.

The whole, like... It's a little bit
of a love triangle,

but, like, you know,
a lopsided triangle, or whatever.

How about you, Indiyah,
how are you feeling?

How was your night?
We just had good chats in bed.

Literally. Kisses?
Yeah, definitely kisses.

But I was too tired
for any beauty shop stuff.

I just...
Yeah.

So, my flask was full yesterday.

And then it started
frothing at the top.

And then I tipped it all over her.

Really? The salon had opened?

No, it was my own salon
in my mind, man.

HE LAUGHS

I literally woke up and I was like,
"Whoa!"

How are you, Danica?

Just send me in
somebody that loves me.

That's it!
And is obsessed with me.

But also...

fits my description of tanned,
light eyes, nice teeth.

Whoo!
Amazing.

Pray for Danica.
BOTH: Pray for Danica!

IAIN: 'While the others work out,

'it's time for Dami,
Ekin-Su and ice cream.

'Really? OK. Argh!

'Oh, THAT type of ice cream!'

You feel like, you feel like
you and Charlie could be something?

Or you just taking it slow?

He's nice to me,

and I feel like it's only fair
if I get to know someone

who treats me nice, you know?
Mm. You miss Jay?

It's not nice,
but when someone hurts me,

I kind of cut them out.
Mm.

I kind of block my feelings, innit?
Put the wall back up.

If he ever wanted to try again,
would you try?

What about Davide as well?

Would you?

I'll be honest with you,
I don't know what it is,

I don't know what the name is,

but there is some sort
of chemistry with Davide,

but I don't know what it is.
But every time we're together...

it's weird, something happens.

Yeah, but you probably had
a better chemistry with Davide, no,

than what you had with Jay.
Obviously, Jay just gave you

the things that you want.

The things that Davide never did.
Mm. Cos it was too early.

But maybe if I waited,
it could have worked. Mm.

I keep thinking that,
but it's too late now.

No point living in the past.
Exactly. Moving on.

She's definitely gonna fall back
into, you know, into Davide's lap.

She's not really feeling Charlie,
but she's giving it a go.

At the end of the day,

Davide is probably what she is
really, really thinking about.

'Well, this is a coincidence -

'Paige is about to ask the exact
same question I ask my testicles

'after a long bike ride.'

Are you guys hot? Are you hot?

A wee bit.
Do you wanna cool off?

Do you wanna go in the pool?
Yeah.

That's a good line. Ha!

"Damn right you're hot, honey!"

Have I just completely
ruined your workout?

No, I was gonna finish anyway.
Are you sure? Yeah.

So I've done you a favour, then,
is what you're saying.

Yeah, a massive one.

Why don't I stay
in your company, then?

Oh, thank you, very sweet of you.

They do say
keep your enemies close.

How was your night last night,
all right?

Yeah, it was good.
Like, obviously, I know...

I left the room
with Jacques at one point.

He was having a downer.
I helped him out.

I don't want you
to feel awkward about that,

it's not like we were sneaking off
or anything.

Oh, no, not at all, I didn't know.
Is Jacques OK? Was he...?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, he's fine. He'll be good.

It's just difficult in here,
because, like,

you can only do so much
before it's like...

Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah.

I don't wanna be that guy
and linger.

Yeah, no, of course not.
That's why it's just like,

on the outside,
if we were dating and stuff,

you're much more playful,
much more fun, much more flirty,

because you can be,
do you know what I mean? OK.

Do you think you're holding
that bit back, then, a little?

Probably a bit, yeah.
I just don't wanna put you off.

Like, that's too much for you,
do you know what I mean?

I appreciate
you take things very slowly.

Understandably, as you should do.

Not being a bull in a china shop
like me, like.

No, I like all that side of things,
all the playfulness.

Like I said, the door is open,
it's not closed.

It's just, obviously, difficult.

Yeah, I understand.
That's the thing.

But, like, if you are normally
that playful, flirty guy yourself,

do you. Bring it. Yeah.
Do you know what I mean?

Cos I enjoy that kind of vibe
anyway.

Should I be sitting here?

Huh? Puts them under pressure,
doesn't it, if I sit here.

You think?

She's pie-ing him off,
anyway, isn't she?

No, but I don't wanna be
putting her off, or...

Going back to our challenge, right,

and remember
when I kissed you, right?

Some people, when they kiss,

they're very, very, like,
tongue contact immediately.

But you were, like...

pushing, like.

Do you know what I mean?
I was in shock, hon.

Like, give me credit, that was out
of the blue for me! You had no idea?

No! You didn't make it
very clear, did you?

So if you had got the balloon,
who would you have gone for?

Yeah, well, it would have been you.

But would you have given me
a little peck,

or would it have been like...

I would have given you a snog,
for sure. Really?

Did you like it?

Definitely room for improvement
for a first kiss, yeah.

So you're saying that...
Good foundations.

So you're saying that maybe,
if there's another opportunity,

if I get one,
you'd want me to do it again?

Yeah. Maybe. No tongues, though.

I was doing my best
to make it flirty,

but also light-hearted
at the same time.

Erm... But as I say,
Paige will take it at her own pace

and she'll shut it down

because obviously she feels guilty
with Jacques and stuff.

So there's not much I can really do,
apart from just...

"Hello, I'm over here!
If you want me."

IAIN: 'Over on the beanbags,
Ekin-Su's making a strong bid

'for the oddest ever pronunciation
of the word "pandemic".'

What's the best date
you've ever been on?

It's actually really simple.
It was in a forest. Forest?

It was during the "pan-damic",
and it was just so basic.

It was just a picnic,
but it was in a forest.

Like, imagine, like, a forest,
with a hill. It was beautiful.

And I really enjoyed that,
and I realised, actually,

I'm not the girl
that likes the high life.

I'm the girl that quite enjoys
basic, simple things

with the right person.
Yeah.

It is nice to go out for dinner
and stuff as well, isn't it?

Yeah, but I think
if you go out every night,

it doesn't feel special.
You take it for granted.

It's like having a piece of cake.

If you take that cake away
for a few months, you don't see it,

it becomes precious. It becomes
unique and you miss the taste.

Full of deep and meaningful
comments today, aren't you?

Always.

I think it's positive.
We're getting on well.

Spending quite a lot of time
with her,

probably the most time
out of any of...

Well, definitely the most time
out of any of the girls in here.

Erm... So, yeah, it's good.

'Davide's come up
with a unique secret signal

'to let Jay know when
he's ready to talk about Ekin-Su.

'There it is.'

What were you and Ekin
up to last night, mate?

Bro, everyone keep asking me.

But honestly, I don't know.
It's hard to explain.

Do you feel... Do you feel like
there's unfinished business, man?

No, no.

I just feel, I don't know,
it's not going in a romantic way.

Yeah. Nah?

She's, like, expired,
you know, for me.

We say in Italy,
like the food expire, no?

THEY LAUGH

Don't put things in my mind,
you know? It's not gonna happen.

You're putting things
in your own head, mate.

If... If Ekin said that
she wants to give it another go,

what are you saying?
No.

Yeah, you are!
No.

Mate, look at your smile!
It's so obvious, bro.

Do you feel like if, erm...

like, Charlie pursued Tasha,

and if Ekin became more available...

Brother,
I'm not scared about my ability.

I know I can get her like this.

THEY LAUGH

IAIN STIRLING: 'Charlie's about
to answer the toughest question

'he's faced since his 21st birthday,

'when he was offered
a fortnight skiing in Saint Moritz

'or a Range Rover.
In the end, he cried and got both.'

DAMI: What is your thing, Charlie?

My thing?
Yeah, what can you say,

"this is my thing,
I can do it very well?" Hmm...

EKIN-SU:
Yeah, that's a good question.

INDIYAH: Do you have a party trick?
I asked you that, didn't I?

Not a party trick,
but anything you're good at.

I'm not good at anything.

Good at being you?
No, erm...

Good at being...
I don't know.

Boring?
LAUGHTER

I was trying to help him out here.
No, I don't know, bro.

Cos how do you not have, like,
one thing, one thing?

What's your thing?

One thing I can do
is read people's minds. Sorry.

Man, you cannot read anybody's mind!

Shall I read your mind, Ekin?
Go on.

OK. You're thinking you're unsure
of what you're gonna do,

if you really like Charlie or not.

You're thinking maybe you'll
end up back in bed with Davide.

Ooh...
I'm just saying, you're curious

about what is your experience
gonna be on this Love Island.

Did you fuck up when
you had a chance with the guy?

Hmm...

Dami, go on, read Gemma's mind.

Give me a glimpse of your eyes
for a second. Just a glimpse.

OK, OK, that's enough. OK, so...

He's reading your soul.
Hmm...

You like Luca,

but you're finding it tough
to open up properly. What else?

You feel like Luca probably
likes you more than you like him.

But you're OK with that,
because obviously, you don't want...

He has more possibility
of getting hurt than you.

Hmm...
HE LAUGHS

Come on. I'm trying to think, man,
there's a lot.

So far, so good.
Yeah. Really?

Yeah, I thought it was true.
Whoa? really?

Actually, should
I keep my sunglasses off?

Yeah, keep it off.

Erm...
Keep the energy going.

You're happy with Luca right now.

Like, I feel like it would
take a lot for your head to turn.

Mm-hm.
But there is a small chance

that it probably could
if, if something...

if something really came in
that was 100% you,

and had the chat of Luca,

I feel like that is when
the confusion would come through,

because we're not here
to play games.

We just fall in love so fast,

so I feel like you're still open,
in a sense.

Probably more open than Luca.
But we won't tell him that.

Oh, my God, you read her mind.

Done?
Like a book.

That was good.
Yeah, that was quite impressive.

Whoo!
Yeah, I mean...

Please just leave it here,
cos I don't wanna...

Yeah, I don't think
you're that far wrong.

OK, moving on, moving on.

Whoa!
That's my party trick, too, then.

Yeah, that's a talent.
That was a good read.

Yeah, that was good.
Impressive, Dami.

But no, seriously...

all this reading stuff stays here,
please!

LAUGHTER
Please and thank you. Guys! Guys!

I'm joking.

I kind of want you
to read everyone's mind now.

Nah, I'm not doing that.

DAMI HUMS TUNE

What's happening, lovebirds?

Hey, hon, you OK?
I thought I'd come and join you two.

Are you gonna come and join?
If that's OK.

Yeah, of course,
you don't need to ask.

Is Jacques passed out?

I put him to sleep all of the time.
Yeah.

How are you guys? Are you good?

Yeah, we're good, thank you.
Mm-hm.

How's your morning been?
It's been fine.

Sit up.

Thank you.

It's been fine. I just, erm...

I just...
We were just talking by the beds.

Who's "we"?
Obviously where Dami is. Yeah.

And Dami was doing
this crazy mind-reading thing.

I was surprised at one comment.

When he said to Gemma and said,

"I think, obviously, you like Luca,

"but I think Luca's
more interested in you.

"And if a guy walks into this villa
that was your type,

"you have a slight chance your head
would turn." And she agreed.

It's not a bad thing, though.
It's not a bad thing.

I was a bit surprised...
that she admitted it.

But how do you think
Luca would feel?

Where's Luca now?
Don't start!

No, don't say anything.
No, I'm gonna go have his back, man.

I'm not gonna go wind him up.
No, no, no, but just...

He's gonna be hurt,
I'm telling you now.

He's gonna be...
Yeah, but would Luca not...

Luca's head wouldn't turn.
No.

Fucking hell!

Yeah, but that doesn't mean
that Gemma's in the wrong.

It doesn't mean that
her head would turn...

No, no, no, no. ..just means
she was having conversations.

No, she's open to...
There's nothing wrong with it.

No.
But obviously Luca, it...

It's gonna rattle him. Dami said
Luca wouldn't, and she agreed.

That's gonna rattle him, big time.

Cos he's smitten, mate. Smitten.

Oh, shit.

You can bring
anyone in here for him,

and I think he's pretty set on Gem.

And she said that,
so I think it's gonna...

It... pfft.

I think it might rattle him
a little bit, yeah.

PAIGE: I heard you had
a bit of an interesting convo.

GEMMA: With who?
You and Dami.

And his predictions.

Oh, yeah.
Mm.

Oh, no. What did she say?

It was if another guy came in that
was your type, your head would turn.

Whaa...! What?!
That's not...

Wait, was that not what...

Yeah, but not like THAT! No!

Do I say something?
Cos I'm not having that.

No, mate... So, tell me
what the actual conversation was...

I want you to tell me
what she said first.

Don't quote me word for word,
but this is basically what she said.

If another guy came in
that was more Gemma's type, or...

or suited Gemma more,
her head would turn.

GEMMA LAUGHS

Yeah, but...
That's not what Gem said.

Obviously, it was a prediction,
but it was just, like...

But, like, you agreed with it,
that was all.

That you agreed and said,
"Yeah, it would."

After that chat we had over there,
Ekin has gone round saying

that my head's gonna get turned
and that I really surprised her!

What is wrong...
Is that a fucking joke?

When did that ever
come out my mouth?!

What did she say to you? Well,
everyone. She said it to everyone.

What's wrong with her, like...?
I'll back you up. I'll back you up.

GEMMA EXCLAIMS,
DAMI SCOFFS

LUCA: So, talk to me.

Hm? What's going on?

Please. I need to speak
to someone else first,

cos I'm gonna lose my head.

So you're just talking
to everyone else but me?

GEMMA STOMPS

LUCA: Dami...

She all right? No, yeah, she's fine.
It's nothing deep, I swear.

Nothing to do with me?

What the fuck's happened?

It's obvious, if someone
comes in here that's 100% my type,

I have a better connection with
than Luca,

I get on better with than Luca
and I like more than Luca,

then, of course,

I'm gonna be open to getting to know
whoever that person is.

Do I think that's likely? No.

Why's it all kicking off?

What kicking off?
Huh? What's kicking off?

Gem. Oh, yeah, she's come over
and said what Dami's said.

And Gemma's agreed, or summat,

and said, "Yeah,
my head could be turned." What?!

What's been said...
Have you not... Were you not there?

Gem's...
Ooh, fuck.

Yeah, go on.
So you haven't heard about anything?

No. Oh, fuck!
I thought you already knew.

Ekin's come over -
don't take me word for word -

but she said, obviously,
Dami said to Gem,

"I reckon if a lad comes in,
your head could still be turned."

And Gem's gone, "Yeah, I would do."

BIRDS CHIRP

And I was just like, fuck.

Doesn't sound like
what she was saying to me earlier.

Little things like this, if she has
said that, it will play on my mind.

But apparently,
she might not have even said it.

But I'm annoyed cos she hasn't
had a chat with me about it,

when I'm the one person
it's probably gonna affect -

and her. So...

IAIN: 'Oh, poor Luca
feels like he's been

'done up like a kipper.

'The puns are back, people.
The man sells fish!'

GEMMA: Ekin? Can we speak?
Yeah, let's go.

So, Paige has just come to me...
Yeah. ..and said that...

Well, she said that you've gone over
and said that you're surprised

cos my head's gonna get turned.

Erm, I never said your head was
gonna get turned. I just said...

Well, cos Paige said...
..if a new guy walked in,

and he was the type
you're open to, you know,

what he said, I just said that back.
Is something wrong with that?

Well, no, but it sounds like
you've literally...

No.
..come from one to the other:

"Oh, Gem... I'm surprised at Gemma
because of this."

And made it out
that I've said something

that I've not even said... No...
..just to stir shit.

Chill!

Mm. Whatever.
Yeah, exactly.

Like, it just seems like...
Don't let shit like this, like...

Well, no, it's not affecting -

just, like, people concentrate
on their own dramas. Exactly.

And if your relationship's
perfect... I'll own up to what I...

..then you can start
giving me advice, but until then,

keep your fucking nose out of it.

# Breathing in no oxygen
To my lungs. #

Try not to overthink it, mate,
right now.

I'm not overthinking it.
But if this was going on with Gem,

and someone said something
to wind me up,

I'd let her know before fucking...

talking to everyone else about it.
Yeah. I'm not...

Well, listen...
I'm not a kid.

Just tell me, go sort it out,
and I'll get involved if I need to,

but don't...

Don't fucking go round
telling everyone else,

keeping me sitting round looking
like an absolute idiot. Yeah.

Cos right now, everyone else
in this fucking villa knows

other than me.
Yeah, yeah.

EKIN-SU: It's not a big deal.
It is.

Man, you're not in her situation
to say it's not a big deal.

It's gone back to Luca.
You might have thought

you were just doing it harmlessly

and it's just a bit of banter
and light stuff,

but now, from Jacques,
it's come back to Luca

and it's not gonna be a nice thing
to hear for Luca, that, oh,

Gemma could have her head turned.

Which, it wasn't even said like that
or meant like that, or...

Then relax.
You can't tell people to relax...

You can't drop a bomb
and then tell me to fucking relax!

That stuff's not cool, you can't...
I've not dropped a bomb.

Yes, you - you have started this.
You've made drama over nothing.

She had no right to...

say that,

and she knew, by saying that,
she was gonna cause shit.

She's just loving causing drama
at the minute,

and it's starting
to wind everyone up.

You've spoken about
what Dami said about me,

which has actually got
fuck all to do with you.

Hung onto one little bit

that you knew was gonna
cause the most drama,

and run with it.
I think that's dickhead behaviour.

Not really.

Oh, man. You should explain
what you said when you read her mind

and said - how you told everyone...

Maybe you should just keep your nose

out of other people's business
and shut up.

Keep your mouth shut.
It's not a big deal.

You're the one who said something,
and now I'm in the wrong.

Why is it me again?
How's everything come across to me?

All I did was explain what happened.

Dami has an opinion,

Dami read how he felt, and this was
Dami's quotes and words.

It wasn't me.

At the end of the day, I'm relaxed.
I've done nothing wrong. Again.

But it's so easy
to blame me in here, isn't it?

IAIN STIRLING:
'Gemma wants to chat with Luca.

'Well, there's no-one in there
that's 100% her,

'so she might as well
crack on with him, I suppose.'

Shall we go and speak?

DAMI: Yeah, you guys should...

Anyway, don't come to me
to get your mind read.

That is all I'm saying.
I'm out of business.

Well, I think whatever that was
has been taken out of context.

OK, do you wanna explain?
Cos I've been left in the lurch.

Well, there's... You've probably
heard most of it already.

Dami was...
Yeah, from other people.

OK.
Dami was reading everyone's mind.

He was saying, like, you know,

we're good together
and all the rest of it.

All right, yeah.
I don't care. Right.

He said that, erm...

..if someone came in
that was 100% for me,

and that I had better chemistry
and got on better with than you,

then I'd be open
to getting to know him.

Then he went on to say...
OK.

Then what did you say?
..all the rest of it.

I didn't say anything.
Dami was doing the speaking.

And then I was just like,
"Mm, yeah, don't disagree at all."

Like, "Not far wrong,"
or whatever I said at the very end.

So, is there something
that occurred?

Cos, then, for me...

if I'm closed off,
it's cos I know...

know that you are what I want
and that's what I've got.

I wouldn't have agreed with it.

So, if someone came in
that you got on better with,

that you found more attractive
than me,

that you had more chemistry with
than me,

that is better than me,
you would still stick with me,

even though they're better?

It's bullshit.
I can't see it happening.

I can't see it happening!

I'm not... I don't really give
a fuck about the sit... the chat.

Like...

It's all ifs, buts and maybes,
and just won't happen.

What are you annoyed at?
I'm more annoyed

that when I came over
and saw you were angry,

you couldn't tell me
what was going on.

I looked like a right muppet.

Listen, there was only one person
it was gonna piss off,

or two people it was gonna piss off,
and it's gonna be me and you.

You know, like,
I didn't do it maliciously.

I just wanted to know
what has been said.

And... you know, before I had
a conversation with you about it.

I'll talk to Ekin.

Would you wanna be there, or...?
Yeah, please.

Ekin?

Oh, er... Luca.
Come here.

Coming.

Yeah? Obviously, you've said
something to Jacques and Paige.

I haven't said anything,
it came out of Dami's mouth.

You came here and said something
to Jacques and Paige. Yeah?

Dami weren't here.

I said it in a very normal way.
OK, what did you say?

I just said, obviously,
with Gemma's mind,

Dami said that you're interested
more in Gemma,

and if a guy walked in here,
not that your head will turn,

but if it was a nice guy,
not that he would top you off,

but if someone did match, she would
be open just to speak to him.

Is that right or wrong?
Do you not agree with that?

When he said that comment,
I didn't say yes or no.

At the end of it, I said,
"Oh, you're not far wrong."

OK, so what's the problem?

I just sat there. This is what...

Dami read her mind.
It wasn't me reading Gemma's mind.

Stop making out he's a clairvoyant,
it was just a stupid conversation.

Why are you bothered?
I don't understand.

I'm bothered by you just keep
running your mouth like a water tap.

It's been like, two things have been
picked up and put together,

when you've missed about
50 other things around it.

Stop blaming it on me,
for fuck's sake.

I'm not blaming it on you.
You caused it, I'm blaming you.

I'm blaming you on stirring shit.

'Why is it top secret?'

Why is it such a...
Be open.

Gemma should tell Luca
how she feels.

She seems to know
that she could possibly turn.

This is all it is. Full stop.

Whew!

IAIN: 'Jacques wants to take Paige
to the pool for a chat.

'Fine, but you know the rules -
no running, no ducking, no petting,

'no moaning about the Scottish bloke
cracking on to your girl.'

Yeah.
Come on, then, pool.

Cool. I need a bobble,
wait, wait, wait.

Literally lost
all my eyeshadow brushes.

You girls don't really wear
that much make-up at all.

What do you mean?
Like, you don't...

I would say you guys look the same
as you do during the day

as you do at night.

You managed to speak to Paige
at all today?

Yeah, I just said to her then,
"Come on, let's go in the pool,"

and she's fucking stood there
talking to him.

You made this one?
Yeah.

It's not bad, is it?

To work with what I've got in here,
it's not bad, right?

Oh, yeah, that's really good.

Yeah?
I could easily finish it,

but I don't want to, because...
Why?

..because then I'll start...
Live a little.

She's fucked me off, though.
She can fuck off.

Don't... Don't lose your head.

She's seen me walking over.

I was like,
"Come on, we'll go in the pool."

She went,
"Yeah, let me put a bobble in."

Next minute, she fucking doesn't
even follow me, so...

HE GRUNTS

Oh, fucking hell, I'm getting
wound up so easy these days.

Why, what's wrong,
what's wrong with you now?

Fucking... I go to Paige,

"Come on, we'll go in the pool,
shall we?"

She says, "Let me get a bobble in."

So I was like, I just walked off,
expecting her to follow me.

Next minute, I turned round,
and she's just sat there,

chatting to Jay.
I was like, "Fuck off, then."

Yeah, no.
Now I am a bit like...

she's saying one thing to me,
and maybe doing another.

Do you feel like that
cos you've opened up to her,

now you're a bit wary?
Yeah. Yeah.

I feel like that's what's really
getting to you, cos you opened up.

Yeah, I shouldn't have opened up.
No, stop that, man!

No, you SHOULD have.
No, I shouldn't have. No.

No, you should have,
cos you're staying true to yourself,

and you don't wanna
give someone 80%.

Don't kill me, man.
No, it's OK, man.

You should have opened up,
and you did, man.

Nah, I shouldn't have, lad.
You should have.

I feel like she's been a bit more
distant since I told her.

Really?
No.

I don't think so, man.

I might just ask her straight up,
"Listen, are you interested or not?"

Because she tells me
she's basically not,

but she hasn't...
told me she basically isn't.

Hmm.

I think her mind's already made up,
man.

It's just complimentary stuff
that's happening right now.

That's what I mean, though, like,

her mind might be already made up,
but I think she's thinking,

"Let's still keep him on his toes
a little bit, though."

Keeping you, yeah?
Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, but that's what
you said you'd want.

That's what you said you like
a little bit as well before.

Yeah, but when I open up,
I don't like that.

THEY LAUGH

Fucking hell.

Obviously, I was encouraging her
to talk to Jay,

and encouraging her
to go and have a flirt,

and, er... you know,
it wasn't bothering me.

But now, like, I opened up
to her last night,

and I've told her how I feel,

I can feel a bit of...
I wouldn't say jealous side.

Maybe not just, like...
not feeling as comfortable

as I was the other day, that's all.

Yeah.
LAUGHS

IAIN: 'I don't get
why Jacques is suddenly bothered

'by Jay cracking on with Paige.
As a rugby player,

'you'd think he'd be bang up
for watching a really good try.'

Hey, girl.
Hey. You guys OK?

Yeah, good, how are you?

Yeah, I'm good, thanks.
Good.

Sit in the sun, just drying my hair.

You get to wash it, finally?
Yeah.

OK?

Am I OK?
Yeah.

I've just got
my shoelaces undone

because I was supposed to
go in the pool with someone.

Yeah?
Yeah.

You guys going for a swim?

No, no, I don't wanna now.
I'm not arsed.

Hey, I was eating a brioche bun
with Tash,

and then they came over and chatted.

I was just waiting by myself.
You went with the guys.

You weren't by yourself,
you came and chatted with the guys.

I literally took my belt off.
Yeah.

I thought, "She's not coming now,
I may as well sit here,

"I don't wanna look like a prick.

"So I may as well mix in
with the boys."

Yeah. I was like, "Are you coming?
Oh, you're not coming, sweet."

"I'll put my shoes back on."
I'm gonna leave you guys.

No, it's fine, you don't
have to leave us guys. I'll leave.

No, no, no.
It's all good.

Hi, Andrew.
Hiya, you all right?

I'm good, how are you?

Yeah, not too bad.
You OK?

Yeah. Can I just say it straight up,
though?

Yeah, you did.
Nowt wrong with saying that.

How are you, baby?
What's wrong?

Fucking done with this day.
Talk to us.

Talk to us.
Oh, sis.

Can we go somewhere quietly
and just chat? Let's go.

Let's go, let's go.

Do you mind, Indiyah?

Do you mind if I steal him...?
It's OK.

What you're doing is,
you're stressed about the situation

and this one moment
that's actually not that deep.

So don't, don't...

It's just
because I opened up last night.

Fucking didn't want to,
but now I feel...

I get it, but I wouldn't let
a thing like that...

I know! It's not a big...
You guys have bigger issues.

That's such a little thing,
but it turns into big things...

My advice - don't let it fester,
just go grab her.

Otherwise it will just become
something it doesn't need to be.

And then this little dumbness can
overcloud the bigger situation.

Do you know what I mean?
I need to know.

I can't be in limbo because
I'm either zero or 100, that's it.

Yeah, basically,
all that happened just then,

obviously we were all in the kitchen
having chats and stuff,

and Jacques was like,

"Oh, should we go in the pool?"
And I was like,

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Follow you over."
Sort of thing.

But Charlie and Jay
came over for a chat.

I couldn't just walk away
straight away,

because it's just...
it's just rude.

I went over there just now,
because he was chatting to Antigoni,

and I was like,
"Are you all right?"

And he had a face on, he was like,

"Nah, got my shoes, cos we were
meant to go for a swim."

Like, if that happened
the other day, I'd be like...

You'd be like... "What you doing?"
You'd probably even forget yourself.

So what you don't want
to happen now is

you look like you're being stroppy
over a dumb situation,

she holds onto that, and then
your whole actual, real situation

gets clouded over nothing.
Yeah.

Why's she walked off like that,
though?

She's walked off like that because
you've been a little bit stroppy,

and also I think she can obviously
sense that you're on edge,

so instead of letting it bubble up,
just go and speak to her straight.

I feel like, obviously,
cos he opened up to you yesterday,

I feel like he's just feeling
very vulnerable and stuff,

cos he actually said it to me

that he feels like he just
doesn't like opening up,

and now that he has,
it's like every little thing

that he wouldn't overthink before,
now he's overthinking it.

And he feels like when he opens up,
and then something doesn't go good,

it's like, well, what was the point?
Do you know?

I feel that's really what's
playing on his head right now.

Hi.
Hello.

You OK?
I'm gonna go back out there.

Hi, sweet.
Hi.

Good?
Yeah, you?

I'm good, I'm good.

SIGHS: Ah, fucking hell.

I were a bit snappy then,
weren't I?

Just a tiny bit.

SHE CHUCKLES

It was a little bit uncalled for,
do you think?

No, it was pathetic.

Basically, I realised straight away
that was pathetic by me,

but pathetic things
are gonna start bothering me now

because I've opened up to you,
I've told you how I feel.

So if you don't respect that,
don't respect it,

but I won't be staying around
if you don't respect it.

Yeah, of course.
I mean, it's as simple as that.

If it was you in the position,
it wouldn't be a little thing.

No. It's a little thing
to everyone else.

"Why's he blowing up at that?"

But how I feel inside,
it isn't a little thing,

because that's how I feel,
and that's how I'm gonna say it.

No, and I would probably, no,
not even probably,

I would be the same,
if not probably worse.

'Obviously, he opened up to me
last night loads,'

and I think what he's kind of
wanting from me now is to be like...

have an answer for him.

And I think he's just feeling
in a bit of a vulnerable space.

Obviously, I'm leaning way more
towards Jacques,

obviously I am,
it's clear out there.

It's a sticky situation to be in,

cos I don't want anyone's feelings
to get hurt, and it's hard.

IAIN STIRLING:
'As a singer-songwriter,

Antigoni loves a good single.

Unfortunately, there's not a good
single in sight in that villa,

so she's passing the time
by doing bad impressions.

Who else can do a good impression?

I suck at impressions.

A typical North London Greek guy
is like, "Oh, my God, babe!

"I went and got my nails done
and I'm going Cyprus next week."

I don't sound like
a North London Greek guy.

No, you definitely don't
sound like that.

LAUGHTER

TEXT ALERT

Ooh!
What?!

Someone's got a text.
I've got a text!

INDIYAH: Really?!
Whoa, mate!

ANTIGONI READS ALOUD:

ALL CHEERING

Whoo-hoo!

It's a blue party, baby!

# Let's groove tonight

# Share the spice of life... #

My chat will be what page you're on,
or what?

You've gotta either be honest,
otherwise I'll sack it off.

Just send Michelle Keegan in,
I'll be happy.

I was gonna see if I could borrow
a pair of denim jeans with this?

ANTIGONI: It's really cute on.

Guys, I think I've got a bald patch.

# Staying in cos I'm saving
At home when I wanna be raving... #

Hoo! Whoa!
LAUGHTER

We're probably into our girls
more than they are into us.

The truth always comes out, though.
Yep.

Like my spots.

So, either this one...

That one.

Yeah. You cheeky little minx.

If you've got any bollocks, Davide,
you'll wear them.

No, thank you.

# Share the spice of life... #

Whoo!

# Groove, groove, baby
Groove, groove, baby

# Gonna groove, groove, baby
The spice of life

# Gonna groove, groove, baby
Groove, groove, baby

# Gonna groove, groove, baby... #

ALL CHEER

So, here's to something new
and something blue!

ALL: Whoo!
CHEERING

# I'm gonna link up with my friends
Tell me when, tell me when

# Let's groove tonight

# Share the spice of life

# We're gonna groove, groove, baby

# Groove, groove, groove, groove
Groove tonight

# Let's groove tonight. #

IAIN: 'Luca is sharing his thoughts
with Paige and Jacques,

'and unbeknownst to him, Dami,
who's joining the conversation

'via the medium of mind-reading.'

What do you think about today?

Because, obviously,
we want a girl's opinion,

but it can't go anywhere else.
And we... he...

We both feel like he's a bit
into her more than she is to him.

And if that's the case,
I'll just step back. Yeah.

Well, you probably are
more into Gem.

It's like Andrew's more into Tash.

I don't want that.
I've never had that.

It's like Paige more into me.
LAUGHTER

I've never had that,
and I don't want that.

But everyone moves
at their own paces, though.

You need it 50-50 and all that.
Yeah.

Cos no-one wants to get hurt here.

We know that with you, lad,
you don't wanna be...

Maybe she is waiting
for someone to come in?

Happy days, and then I can crack on.
Yeah.

Hm, I don't think
that's the case, you know.

No, but he needs to know.

Basically, I need to find out if she
feels the same way I do about her.

DAMI: How are you feeling?
I don't know.

I think you're fine.

You guys just
have to have a conversation

about whatever
is playing on his mind.

Mm. I mean, in my opinion,
I felt like we spoke about it

and it was sort of like,
that was it.

You know, done,
and we were then fine. Mm.

But clearly, there's something else
that he's not happy about.

Yeah.

Why does it matter
if you are into her

more than what she's into you
at the minute, though?

LUCA SIGHS DRAMATICALLY

I wouldn't waste any more time.
Just get it done.

You're just bugging yourself out.
You need to go and get it done.

Yeah, you'll be fine, lad.

I think he's coming over.

Yeah, he's coming to get you, Gemma.

Be honest, open...

I don't think it should
be a problem, honestly.

Well, we'll see.

All right?

Mm-hm.

OK.
Are you?

Yeah, I'm all right.
Because it seems to be, like,

I thought it was squashed,
but now there seems to be an issue.

My head wouldn't turn,
that's how I feel,

so obviously I do feel a bit more
into you than you do me.

OK.
Would you agree with that?

Well, if you're saying,
"Absolutely not,

"my head would 100% not turn,"
then possibly.

We're just on different pages,
then, innit?

OK, so what do you want to do?

I don't know.

I want us to be on the same page.
I do want...

I want a future with you.

I'm obsessed with you,
I ain't gonna lie.

That's...
And I don't wanna get hurt,

and I don't want to admit it
all the time, but, yeah,

I couldn't give two shits
who walks through the door.

OK.
Because my head is so with you now,

and that's it.
OK, and my head's with you,

but I don't wanna say absolutely,
100%, there is not...

But then it's clearly not...
Let me speak.

..there's not one single chance
that someone could come in

that I have a better connection
with,

because I don't know that.

If I said "absolutely not,"
and then it did happen,

it's like you're expecting...

you might as well ask me
to be your fucking girlfriend

with how you're expecting me
to behave.

I am worried about opening up to you
and telling you things and stuff.

What, and you don't think I am?

Well, I'm giving you 100%
and reassurance,

and doing things for you every day.

Like, you're making it out
like you just give, give, give,

and I'm, like,
literally showing you no signs

that I'm interested and like you...

This is what I'm trying
to get my head round,

because you're not doing that.
I'm not doing what?

What, I'm not giving you enough
to show that I like you?

No, you ARE doing that,

and that's why
I can't understand today.

And after the chats we've had
and stuff like that,

I just didn't think
that would come out of your mouth.

WHISPERS: Whatever.

Till today, I couldn't have been
happier with you.

Nothing has changed
from my point of view. All right.

My feelings and everything
are still the exact same. OK.

'I think the night
was a tiny little bit frosty.'

Just, you know, when you've
just had an argument with someone,

it's like you said, "Oh, we're OK,
we're on good terms,"

but it's still a little bit weird.

IAIN: 'Paige has just pulled Jay

'to let him know
that something isn't working.

'That shirt, it's a monstrosity!
I wouldn't roast a chicken in it.'

Yeah, you OK?
Yeah, I'm all good.

So, you said you'd rather me
be direct. Yeah.

I'm not sure it takes a genius

to see me and Jacques are...
Solid.

Yeah, I think we are.

We've had conversations,
and it's just still Jacques for me,

and I don't want that to be,
like, a thing.

Not at all.
I got that impression straight away,

and I was gone actually say
to you tonight,

"Paige, I'm gonna... back off."

I don't wanna get in the way
of, like...

You've got a great thing
going on with Jacques,

so I'll leave you guys to it.

We're sharing a bed -
don't worry, I'll build a wall.

No, it is all good.
It's just like...

It's easier to be direct
and open.

We're on the same page, I think.
Yeah.

No, I appreciate you being honest.

I made my bed and had to lie in it.

I knew it was gonna be difficult
from the start.

Yeah. Just the way,
obviously, the first week,

potentially the door was open there.

Mm, yeah, and then...

Them doors, man.

Them automatic doors,
it's just the button's not working.

No, I get it, don't worry.

I appreciate you being honest
with me.

Thank you, so sorry.
It's all good.

Have a good night tonight.
And you, babes.

I say I'm not a direct person,
all right,

but I feel like that, for me,
was pretty direct.

I'm just like,
"Let's not beat around the bush.

"Me and Jacques are good,
sorry about that."

IAIN: 'Tasha's got
some bad news for Charlie.

'The DNA results are back,

'and, sadly, we can confirm
his father is not Gordon Ramsay.'

Yeah, so, obviously, it's only
fair for me to come and chat to you.

Yeah.

I think for me at the moment,
I'm happy with Andrew.

We just have something so good,

and, obviously,
I had a really nice date with you,

and in terms of, like,
the romantic level, from my behalf,

I just don't feel like it's there.
That's fine.

I literally enjoy
having conversations with you.

I think you're a great guy.
Like, you're funny.

You're so cool. But I just...

From my half, I just don't get that,
like, spark feeling,

if that makes sense?
Yeah, yeah, that's fine.

I mean, that was the main reason
I was saying,

like, take your time
to think about it, whatever.

I want to thank you
for giving me that,

because not many guys
would have.

They probably would have
pressured me and stuff.

No problem, no problem.
Yeah, yeah.

It's fine. Obviously, we've only...
We've been on one date. Yeah.

Obviously I really enjoyed it,

and I was interested
in getting to know you further,

but it's like, it is what it is.

Yeah.
But yeah, it's all good.

OK.
Nice one.

Let's go join everyone else.

I think she's a great girl still,

absolutely not a bad word
to say about her.

So, yeah, it is what it is, we move.

'I think the lesson
we've all learned tonight

'is that if you're gonna wear
a heinous blue shirt

'on a multi-channel dating show,
you're gonna get dumped.'

You've got to get a bit closer here.

You all right, babe?
Yeah. You?

Yeah, I'm good.

I wanted to talk to you anyway.
Yeah?

Erm...

So, obviously,
I really like where we're going,

and I've never felt like this
about any other guy. Yeah.

And I kind of came to, like,
a mindset today

that I just kinda wanna be tunnel
vision-ed on you at the moment.

Yeah?

It's very, very, very unlikely,
I think,

for a guy to come in and give me
more than what you give me.

What you give me
is way more than enough.

so I literally am panting
when I'm saying this.

I know, I can tell.
Just breathe.

I can't breathe!
You can breathe.

I just hate getting deep.

No, I love it. You need to get deep.

I like it. I want you to get deep.

Yeah, this is kind of...

That's kind of where my mindset
is at the minute.

Nah, erm...

Literally, you know how much
I like you.

I honestly think no-one is really
gonna come in here and turn my head

like you have.

You know, you're the first person
I saw walking down that tunnel.

And you're the last person
I wanna walk out of here with.

So, I do wanna tunnel vision
on you as well.

'I'm not gonna lie,
my smile says a lot.'

Like, I'm very happy.

We've had a few challenges,
and I'm sure we'll have more,

but I'm buzzing, I can't wait
to see where this goes, really.

Honestly, like, I can genuinely
see a future with you.

MUSIC: 'My Love Is Your Love'

# Cos your love is my love

# My love is your love

# It would take an eternity
To break us... #

Me and Andrew are just...

You know, like this.

This is me and Andrew.

'So, that chat
was just so beautiful.'

It's probably the best moment
I've ever had with a guy

in my whole life so far.

# Clap your hands, y'all
It's all right... #

We should be coming up to
the terrace more often, I think.

I agree.

Shall we go down?
Yeah.

IAIN: 'Time for bed, everyone,
and while that lot head upstairs,

'a quick reminder that
if you're trapped in a relationship

'and you want out,

'Charlie and Jay's shirts
are available on eBay.'

MUSIC: 'Serotonin'

# It only matters
Who you have by your side... #

It was a great night, actually.
It was such a good night.

# I feel your touch
Deeper than my skin

# Every chemical rushing in. #

You have such a cute small face,
you know. It's actually funny.

# Serotonin, serotonin... #

JACQUES: Imagine coming on here
and finding someone like you.

What were the chances?

You all right, you three?
Yeah.

Threesome, is it?
You wanna join and do a foursome?

# Serotonin... #

Good night!

# Like serotonin

# Serotonin

# I feel your touch

# Deeper than my skin

# Every chemical rushing in

# Now I found your love

# I'm coming up again

# Like serotonin
Serotonin... #

IAIN STIRLING: 'The temperature
rises in paradise.'