Love Island (2015–…): Season 8, Episode 17 - Episode 17 - full transcript

New bombshell Antigoni arrives. Has Jay got eyes for Paige? Antigoni goes speed dating and the girls host a cocktail party for a new boy

# If you're lost, you can look

# And you will find me... #

IAIN STIRLING: 'Previously...'

# Time after time... #

'..on Love Island...'

# If you fall, I will catch you

# I'll be waiting... #

'..two Islanders
said their goodbyes.'

The boy with the fewest votes,

and therefore dumped
from the island, is...

Ikenna.



EKIN-SU GASPS

# Time after time... #
Amber.

Bye!

# Time after time... #

'And two more
headed for the Hideaway.'

# I will be waiting

# Time after time. #

ANDREW: 'Karma does happen.'

'Tonight...

'..it's double trouble...'

GASPS

'..with a new girl and a new boy.'

'Jacques just spent the night
in the Hideaway with Paige,

'who showed off
her paramedic skills.



'She used mouth-to-mouth,
but that caused serious swelling.

'At one point, I thought Jacques
was gonna have a stroke,

'but Paige wouldn't let him
cos the cameras were watching.

'Anyway, wake up, guys!'

# Keep moving, keep moving... #

Morning!
Morning.

# Keep moving, keep moving... #

DAMI: Do you guys think
they did anything?

Definitely did something.

I don't think so.

Either a full pedicure
or a full manicure.

EKIN-SU LAUGHS

PAIGE LAUGHS

PAIGE: How did you sleep?

The second time, much better.
Mm. Yeah.

There's no way they went in there
and just talked.

I'm sure we'll get the lowdown.

# Keep moving, keep moving... #

Why am I nervous to walk back
into this room with everyone?

Yo!

Oh, la, la!

So, how was it?
Anything happen in the salon?

The salon is closed.
What?!

Yeah, it was just, you know, calm.

Little bit of pillow talk.

And that was it, really. Innit?

I don't believe a word
you're saying.

We'll catch up.
I'm excited for today.

IAIN: 'You should be,
Ekin-Su, because that's either

'our brand-new Islander
heading for the villa

'or a burglar with
terrible judgement in footwear.'

I'm Antigoni, I'm 26,
I'm a singer/songwriter,

I'm Greek Cypriot,
and I'm from London.

My dream guy is tall and saucy.

I wouldn't say I play hard to get,
but I would say I am hard to get.

SHE LAUGHS

I'm so excited to get in there,
have an amazing time,

make some friends,
and maybe meet somebody amazing.

Oh, man, it's cloudy. Nice.

So tired, I feel, though.
Yeah?

Maybe I need a coffee.

Whoa!
Whoa?

Morning!

What?! Whoa!

Boys, boys, boys!

Boys, boys, get out here!
Whoa!

Is there any iced coffees on the go?

Glad you came!
BOTH LAUGH

Hi!

Whoa!
How are you?

Hi! I'm Jay, nice to meet you.
What?! Antigoni. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

What are you doing here?

LAUGHTER

Hiya, I'm Jacques.
Nice to meet you.

I ran back like a little girl.
Hello, how are you?

How are you doing?
I'm good.

Davide. Nice to meet you.
Ciao.

Ciao.
ANTIGONI LAUGHS

There's... There's people.

ALL CHEER,
SQUEAL

Wait, wait, is it a guy?
Wait, wait! Wait!

Where? What are you on about?

TASHA GASPS
JAY: Hey!

ANTIGONI: Morning!

Hi!
GIRLS: Hi!

Hey!
Hello.

Sorry to take you guys by surprise.

It's all right. Morning!
I'm excited to meet you all!

Nice to have another blonde in here!

Stop it!
That's out of order.

Hello. I'm Andrew.
Hello, Andrew, how are you?

Lovely to meet you.
Lovely to meet you.

That was a big shock for the boys.
Erm...

Yeah, obviously,
it's always nice to see a new face,

so, she's gonna be, yeah,
a good addition to the family.

And, yeah, looking forward
to getting to know her.

This is so surreal.
What's your name again?

Antigoni.
Antigoni.

In Greek, it's Anti-goni.
So maybe you can say it.

Anti-goni.
Antigoni.

Antigoni.

I look forward
to get to know her more.

Er... She looks like a girl
with a lot of values.

What's going on here?
Nice to meet you, I'm Antigoni.

Hello, Antigoni.
Yeah.

Are you all right?

I'm good.
Good.

Act cool, act cool.
Act cool, act cool.

Act cool, act cool.
I am cool!

Cool as a cucumber.

She's blonde.
Yeah, but you're the one...

Hi!
Hi! Nice to meet you.

You, too.
I'm Antigoni.

Lovely to meet you. Hi, hi!

Lovely to meet you.
I'm Ekin, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you. Sorry, I'm...
Wait, let me see how tall you are.

Same height.
Yeah, we're close, we're close.

Antigoni. Nice to meet you.
Hey, girl! Are you OK?

Hello!
Nice to meet you. Gemma.

I mean, she just looks like a
bloody ray of sunshine, doesn't she?

She's just radiant,
but I am a little bit like...

"OK, so...

"What's gonna happen next?"

Because I still haven't found myself
a man in here,

so the last thing
I think anybody wants

in this situation
is extra competition.

LIGHT LAUGHTER

Are you a dancer?
I'm a singer, actually.

Ooh!
Yeah, yeah, I'm a singer.

Antigoni, do you want coffee?

Oi, oi!

Do you know what,
come and have a chat with us.

Yeah, but I need a coffee,
otherwise I cannot chat.

All right,
can I have just like an espresso?

Whatever coffee you want.
Thank you.

Fancy making me one, an' all?

PAIGE: "Do you want a coffee?"

She looks so sweet, though,
actually.

GEMMA: Yeah, she looks really nice.
Yeah.

Hi!
Hi!

You look so nice.
Thank you. That bikini...

You're Turkish, right?

I'm Greek, so we've got
a lot of the same foods. Yeah!

So, how old are you?

I'm 26.
26. Perf.

LUCA: Do you fancy Jay?
LUCA LAUGHS

Do you know what,
I have to, like, meet everybody.

I'm very much the kind of person...
I don't know if I fancy someone

until I've had, like,
a good chat with them, you know?

I love that.
Yeah, what else d'you wanna know?

Everything about you.
What do you do, what's your hobbies?

So, my life revolves
around music and food...

ALL MURMUR IN RESPONSE
..basically. Sounds amazing.

And training, just so I can eat
what I want. What's your type?

My type... Erm, honestly,
I know everyone says this,

but, like, I don't really have
a specific type with looks,

because every guy I've ever liked
just has this quality,

which is, like... sauce.

There's just, like, a little
charisma vibes. Good vibes, eh?

Yeah, someone who can
just, like, bounce off me.

Do you like the energy?

Yeah, and I like a guy who's quite,
like, secure in himself,

like, and is OK with me
being quite, like...

the biggest, loudest version
of myself.

Firstly, Antigoni,
you've got beautiful hair.

Just wanna say. Thank you.
ALL MURMUR IN AGREEMENT

Yes, lovely.
It's very Greek hair, you know,

like, Mediterranean.
Yeah, yeah.

I am, like, very Greek, I would say.

I can see!
THEY LAUGH

I do feel like me and her
would probably bond in here.

And she wanted to get to know Jay.
I'm just gonna let Jay...

Like, just let them
get to know each other.

Yeah, we'll see what she's like.

So, when was your,
like, last relationship?

So, I've been single
for about a year-and-a-half now. OK.

I was in a relationship
for nearly a decade.

I was with someone for nine years.
Oh, my God!

Wow.
OK!

Everyone's been so jokes,
like, good vibes.

The girls have been super-sweet,
the guys have been really welcoming.

Erm, yeah, like, what's not to like?

All right, boys, boys, boys.
What're we thinking?

I reckon she's going for
Jay and Davide.

D'you know who I think
she'll go for?

DAMI: Fair enough.
Dami?

That man right there. The way she
came in, though, was sick, though.

I wasn't expecting that.
I screamed like a little girl.

I came back - "Boys!"

I used to love a blonde.

Welcome to the dressing room!

THEY WHOOP

Oh, my God, this is gonna be so fun!

Yeah, it's gonna be lush.

Obviously, out here, then,
is the little terrace that we got.

Yeah, come have a look. This is
where we all saw you this morning.

I wake up looking like this,

and now we've got somebody
looking like this.

You all look amazing.
In the morning as well,

so don't worry.
Aw. Really?

Yeah, you all look good.

You remind me of, like,
surfer vibes a little bit.

Oh, I wish I could surf.
It's the hair.

I would love to be able to surf.
My curls are very similar to that.

What's everyone's situation?
What's the deal?

What's the... you know?

Erm, obviously,
I'm coupled up with Jacques,

the little joker of the villa,

and we went to the Hideaway
last night. Ooh!

You know, it was just a little bit
of a massage of the hand...

OK, right, yeah. ..you know,
to get a feel for some things.

You know...
Wait, hold on!

Yeah, you know, like,
after you get your nails done,

you get the little cuticles massage,
all that, like, kind of bit.

Like, sensual. Were you happy
with the, erm, products?

The service, service, yeah.
Yeah, for sure.

At this moment of time,
me and Davide

have kind of had
a couple of conversations. OK.

We are getting along,
we're seeing where things kinda go.

I think he's a very sexy guy,
do you know what I mean?

And I'm just seeing
if a spark comes.

And if it does, great.
I was with Davide. He's great.

Honestly, I just didn't
feel anything. Fair enough.

I went with my feelings...
Yeah.

..and I went with Jay,
and everything's...

Like, we've got a connection
and it's all going in our own pace.

And that's it, really.
I'm just happy, and... yeah. Yeah.

Just see what happens.
Yeah.

Fair enough.
Officially single.

OK. But I have been starting
to get to know Dami

because, you know,
we just really get along. OK, yeah.

So we've just been doing that
and seeing where things go.

Erm... yeah, he's a funny lad,
makes me laugh.

Yeah, he seems like a joker.
Yeah.

But, yeah,
not a bad word to say just yet.

OK, OK.
Just taking it easy!

THEY LAUGH

First impressions of Antigoni,

she's really warm
and really friendly.

I mean, she's come in and she's been
quite open and honest,

and she's made it clear
that she's a girl's girl.

So I'm sure she'll fit in.

And I feel like if there is anybody
that she's feeling,

she'll go about it in, like,
a roundabout, respectful way.

Yeah, she looks very attractive,

so let's see what she's like
in terms of personality.

Pretty girls all round!
What's her name, "Antigia"?

Yeah, Antagoni... No, Antigoni!
It sounds like a Greek goddess.

Seeing someone new in the villa,
it's just a bit... It's surreal.

Instantly, like, wow.

Erm, but, yeah, she seems like
a really attractive girl,

and I'm really looking forward
to getting to know her.

I'm gonna have a chat
with everybody,

but I'm not, like,
you know, trying to tread on toes.

And if I do feel a type of way,
I'll just say it.

That's my vibe,
so I'm gonna stick to it.

No, you do you. Respect.

I'm looking at her,
I'm just like, "You're so fit."

I think her personality,
as well, is just, like,

making her ten times hotter
than she already is.

She's a ten, a ten out of ten.

If I was a guy, I would be
quite attracted to her energy

and her looks and her personality.
Like, she's just so cool.

So, yeah, have to wait to see,

won't we,
who Antigoni's gonna be vibing with?

'Antigoni's off to chat to the boys,

'and the good news is
she already has a fan.

'She picked it up
at the market in Magaluf.

'They chucked in the transparent
plastic stilettos for nothing.'

Do you like older guys
or younger guys?

I've never dated a guy
that's younger than me.

Yeah, no, I don't think
I'm closed-off to age,

but I've just never dated
a younger guy.

OK, anyway, what's your situations,
from the boys' point of view?

So, well, naturally, I'm single.

I'm still waiting
for the real connection, naturally.

Mm-hm.
So just enjoying it day by day.

See what happens.
What's your type?

So, generally speaking, I will say
dark hair, tanned, brunette.

But, naturally, I don't fall in love
for the colour of the hair.

Yeah.
So, that's it, honestly.

D'you know what?
Davide surprised me.

I think he does love himself
a little bit.

But he's very nice to look at,

and he actually seems quite sweet
and chilled.

Dami?
Dami?

So, er, obviously,
I was in a couple.

She's gone now,
so man's single, you know. Right.

Single, ready to explore
whatever comes in. Mm-hm.

But then, obviously,
I'm feeling Indiyah,

so I'm trying to get to know her
properly and better,

and all that kind of stuff.

I won't lie, like, it would take
a lot to turn my head...

You wifed-off?
Not wifed-off, no, but, like...

for what I want, she is, like, that,

and it's up to us what we do now,
really. Fair enough. Next?

I'm not gonna say
I'm totally wifed-off.

I think we're just... And likewise
with her, I think we're just...

It is how it is just now.
What's your normal type?

Er, I don't really have a type.

It's more just the fact that,
if they make me laugh

and I'm attracted to them,
they're independent...

I think Jay is really fit.

I don't know if I've caught his eye
a little bit.

Because I know I kind of fancy him,

I don't want to pull him
until later,

I want him to sweat a little bit.

Playing it cool,
d'you know what I mean?

SHE GIGGLES

IAIN STIRLING: 'Jay's about
to indulge in that popular,

'if mostly pointless,
Scottish pastime -

'looking for the sun.'

Oh, what are you saying, Dami?
Ain't saying too much, man.

How are you feeling last night, man?
Nice wee challenge, eh?

Oh, yeah, challenge yesterday
was fucking hilarious, man.

Yeah, man.
Good vibes.

You kissed Paige as well.
We'll chat about that later, yeah?

What are you saying about that?

What am I saying about that kiss?
Erm...

You haven't even spoke to Paige
like that, to be honest. I know.

Are you going to?

Erm, I think I will, bro,
if I'm being honest. Yeah, man!

Maybe not today because...

You can't waste time in here,
that's the problem. I know.

Time is literally of the essence.
I have learned this.

The timing's not ideal, obviously,

with her and Jacques
in the Hideaway together.

Probably things
got a bit intimate between them,

they had their first kiss
the other day.

You shouldn't care about that, man.

New girl's come in today.
Mm-hm.

Erm, I want to get to know her, too,
because she, you know...

I might feel like there's
a connection between me and her.

I'm not sure.
So I need to chat to her as well.

Don't play it too safe.
Yeah. No, no. I know.

I know, you've got to take risks.

'I feel like, you know,
Ekin and I just moved so fast,'

and I don't want to leave here
with a "what if?" in my head.

I want to leave here
knowing that I explored all options,

and that's what I'm trying to do.

All right, Andrew, move up.
Fuck off.

Move up.

LAUGHTER

I wonder what her chat's like.
LUCA: She's got good chat.

Yeah, good chat.
She's just a nice girl, ain't it?

Just a genuinely nice girl.

Would any of you be open
to get to know her?

Everyone has to be open...
Yeah.

..whether you're interested or not.

I think you could see her
being a wife, though. I could.

You'd take her home to your mum,
wouldn't you? Oh, yeah.

I think she's... I genuinely think
she's a lovely girl,

like, what I've heard from her,

and I think she's someone I would
talk to on the outside. 100%.

Sleep well, though, Jacques?
Yeah, sound. Yeah.

It was just nice to be just
me and her, you know what I mean?

Just little chats and stuff?
Yeah.

Well, there wasn't much chatting,
to be honest with you.

You know what I mean?

We have more chats in bed
in the proper room. Really?

Yeah. There was just more, like,
kissing, you know what I mean? So...

DAVIDE: Nothing more happened?
No, mate. Nothing, no.

Hm.

LUCA: Why are you smirking?

DAVIDE: Do you believe him?
THEY LAUGH

'Hideaway last night, obviously.
We had a little bit of fun with it.'

Sexual chemistry has definitely
gone through the roof at the minute.

Er...

HE LAUGHS

IAIN: 'Greek Cypriot Antigoni
and Italian Davide

'were fast-tracked to the daybeds

'while all the Brits are stuck
in a queue at Passport Control,

'but at least
we've got blue passports.'

How do you say your name, like,
with a proper Italian accent?

Davide.
Davide. Yeah.

You say Anti...?
Antigoni.

Antigoni.
Yeah. Antigoni.

Yeah.
I'm gonna forget. I'm so bad.

Yeah, you can say it properly.
I'm so bad with names. Antigoni.

What's the situation with Ekin-Su?

I'm the kind of person
that if you fail one with me...

There's no second chances?
Cut-throat?

It could be, but the fact is,

I cannot see her
any more with the same eyes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So this has stopped for me.

I understand that.
To create something.

How was last night with Jacques?

We just had a nice little,
you know, chill.

Just a little bit of pillow talk.
TEXT ALERT

I've got a text!
Ooh!

Wait, really?
JAY: Saved by the bell.

GEMMA: No, wait. Shh.
Saved by the bell.

Wait, she's got a text!

GEMMA: Oh, shit.

OK, well...

Davide, you can come on a date
with me.

Yay!

Er, I think I'll take...

..Jay.
ALL: Whoo!

And Dami.
Whoa!

Ooh!

I think Jay will go for her,
you know.

Shit, boy, it's hot.
THEY GIGGLE

# Take a picture

# It'll last a little longer
Than the view right now

# Stare me up and down... #

What are you gonna wear?
I don't know.

So, wait, what did the text say?

It said, "Menage a trois."
And then, "Take your picnic", so...

So it's picnic vibes.
EKIN-SU: It's a picnic.

The only thing is...
That is so nice.

..it's long sleeves,
so I think I'm gonna get too hot.

Davide,
would you kiss on the first date?

Yeah, but I mention it
and she say no,

I'm gonna lose my reputation.
Reputation!

DANICA: That is stunning. The hair.

Jay, if the moment's right,
would you kiss her?

Well, if it felt right,
then it would be right, wouldn't it?

THEY SQUEAL

Who are you most looking forward
to having a date with

out of the three you've chosen?

Erm... Well, I haven't spoken at all
to Jay yet,

so I'm kind of intrigued
to see how that one goes. Yeah.

# I love that they notice
That my glow is gold

# Yeah, baby, I'm shining
Shining... #

When I go on a date, yeah,

I wanna have fun with the person
I'm on a date with

because that's when you get to know
if you guys can bond, you know.

It's not blue. It's not blue.

Who am I linking? The three of you?

WHOOPING

Let's get this party started.
Mm-hm.

So, foursome, yeah?

LAUGHTER

IAIN: 'So, Antigoni's taken Davide,
Dami and Jay speed dating.

'The thing about Love Island
speed dating

'is everything is super speedy...
except the walk to the dates.'

# Is my love too much?

# Is it just enough
For you?

# For you? #

Can I help?
Yeah, thank you.

Right, Davide,
you're coming with me anyway, so...

Oh, this is cute, isn't it?
It's nice, yeah.

What have we got?

Pink or blue? Pink, I guess.

Erm, yeah. Well, actually,
blue's my favourite colour.

You guessed wrong.
Thank you.

Cheers.
Cheers.

You seem sweet,
you seem quite funny.

Yeah.
So I thought...

Yeah, like, it would be nice
to have a proper chat, one-on-one.

Yeah, to get
to know each other better.

Exactly. Yeah, something I liked
about you, you said,

"He seems like a genuine person
with a lot of values," you know?

Yeah?
I can feel you came just to...

you know, to find
a real connection with someone.

I can't really, like,
be un-genuine cos it's impossible.

Yeah, me too.
I cannot fake feelings.

It's written all over my face, yeah.

If I feel a certain way,
you'll know it.

HE GROWLS SOFTLY

So, what kind of a boyfriend
are you?

So...

Well, at the beginning,
I'm a very...

I'm a closed person, you know?
I don't open myself really easily.

But when I get into
the other person, you know,

I can say that I'm very romantic.
OK.

I'm a very caring person.

You know, I always want the best
for my girlfriend.

Mm-hm.
I like, you know, to...

in a certain way,
to elevate her, no? Right?

OK.
I want to...

Have you ever cheated on somebody?
No.

No, I've never cheated.
Never? No.

So, what do you look for in someone?

Er... Naturally,
loyalty's really important.

Also, I don't like lies.

For me, like,
lying is a massive thing as well.

Like, I... Once somebody lies to me,
and that trust is broken, that's it.

What are you looking in a...
in a guy?

Do you know what?
Like, I just need someone

that will elevate me and push...
I have big dreams. Yeah.

I've got big goals,
and I need somebody...

Yeah, I like an ambitious girl,
you know?

It's something that I look in a...
Mm-hm. ..in a girl.

# Changes, they might
Drive you half insane... #

You want cherry?

Oh, are they sweet?
Yeah.

BOTH CHUCKLE

Oh, that was... not graceful.

Did he just feed her the cherry?
Mm.

So, who are you feeling
in the villa?

Who inside is tickling your fancy,

or are you waiting
for someone new to come in?

To be honest,
I was waiting for someone new.

Mm-hm.
So it's been a good surprise.

Yeah, cos you and Jay discovered me
this morning. Were you happy?

Yeah. It was a good surprise.
A good morning.

I was like,
who is gonna come downstairs first?

Oh, I always go first outside.
Do you?

Cos I need a coffee to wake up.
Oh, me too.

I have to have a coffee.
I literally can't...

I need my two coffees a day
or I can't function.

Yeah, I'll bring you the first one
tomorrow morning.

Will you? OK.
I like an espresso in the morning.

So, a short one.
A short one first thing.

No milk or nothing?
Just an espresso with cinnamon.

OK.
Yeah.

Can you teach me some Italian?
Yeah, I can.

What do you want to know?
Tell me something nice.

You are beautiful is
"sei bellissima".

Sei bellissima.
Yeah.

Is that for a female, though?
Yes.

So would I say "sei bellissimo"?
"Sei bellissimo" for a man.

I wouldn't say that to you,
but I might say that to someone.

I'll keep that in mind and...
OK. Save it for the next one.

Yeah, for the next!
HE LAUGHS

I'm coming for you!
SHE LAUGHS

So, how's the date been?

Yeah, it's been nice to,
like, chat to you a bit more,

get to know you a little bit more...
Yeah?

..in a little bit more of
a chilled situation.

As well, mutual feeling?

I think we'll have more time
inside the villa

to get to know each other better.
Exactly.

I guess you'd better send
my next date through.

Yeah. All right.

Last cheers before I go.
Cheers.

# It's all gonna work out

# It's all gonna work out someday. #

IAIN: 'One Islander
wasn't happy about the dates

'and used
some pretty colourful language.

'When I told her to watch her mouth,
she said, "Ekin-Su me." '

What are you stressing about?

I'm just...
Babe, I'm not being funny, like,

I can't sit here
and act all cool, like.

If a guy that I have feelings for
has gone on a date with someone...

Yeah. ..like, anyone in my position
would not be jumping over the moon.

Do you understand?
Yeah.

So I'm not gonna sit here
and pretend everything's fine.

All I can do is keep myself busy.

Did he give you a bit
of eye contact or anything

before he walked out and left, or...

No?
What do you feel?

I'm not gonna lie, I don't know.
I don't know about Jay.

I just find it weird as well,
like, obviously,

a challenge is only a challenge,
it doesn't mean anything,

but, like, he's made no effort
to have a convo...

Thank you, hon.
Convo with what?

..convo with me at any one point,
only that first night,

and then kissed me in a challenge.
I'm just like,

that doesn't make any sense,
do you know what I mean?

He's so intimate with me
with eye contact,

touchy-feeling, very reassuring.
Is that all fake?

Have you asked him
where his head's at? Like...

He keeps telling me we're good.

Do you really think, deep down,
you have to worry?

I would be absolutely,
absolutely gutted

if I found out
that Jay was interested in her.

I'm overthinking everything. Oh!

I hope they're not too much longer
on the date and...

Oh, babe. You'll be fine.
You're gonna be fine.

IAIN STIRLING: 'Antigoni's
got three dates on the go,

'but is she gonna get a bite?
Course she is,

'she's sat next to a stagnant pool
in the middle of summer,

'the mozzies are eating her alive.'

You best come with some energy,

cos I see you over there smirking,
judging my first date.

What have you got to bring
to the table, sir?

I mean, like, it was cute,
or whatever,

but you know,
it wasn't all that.

Right. Is that what you thought?
No, it was calm. It was calm.

So...

You're just turning to face me?

Yeah.
Can you see my nipple piercing?

I can.
How many piercings do you have?

Just, like, maybe seven
or something.

So, one, two, three, four,
five, six.

Yeah.
Where's the last one?

I can't tell you.
SHE LAUGHS

So why did you pick me?
I just...

You just seem like good vibes,
easy to chat to...

I just knew that we wouldn't run out
of things to say.

Yeah. We can just free flow.

Yeah. Just say random stuff,
and it works. It just pops.

Yeah, I get you.

I feel the same way as well.
Yeah?

What's your chat-up lines?
Chat-up lines.

Don't say something cringe.
I don't say cringe stuff.

I just float around everything,
just say whatever I say.

And sometimes it just works,
you know.

So, obviously, you and Indiyah
are catching a vibe. Yeah.

So, like, I'm not trying to step
on any toes.

So are you set?
Are you in that place?

Like, obviously, I was with Amber,
and I thought, obviously...

Things were going good,

but then she started giving me
things a bit too late,

and I feel like I've always
kind of been into Indiyah.

And now, it's pretty good.
Yeah.

I feel like all roads are...
Have you guys kissed?

Yeah. What? Have you seen me?

You think I wouldn't kiss her
by now?

OK, cool, cool.
Come on, sis. Keep up.

I just got here!
Nah, nah, but we've kissed.

We kissed yesterday.
I just feel like,

you know when you look
at someone across the room

and just with your eyes,
you start feeling...

The little vibes. That's so nice.
Yeah.

And she's so beautiful as well.
Yeah, she is.

It feels good,
but this is an experiment.

There's gonna be many tests
and challenges,

and I'm open to it, like.
Yeah. Yeah.

But at the end of the day,
if Indiyah's for me,

she'll be for me.
Just keeping myself open still.

Maybe we'll be best of friends.

I feel like we could be,
to be honest.

Definitely could be.

I think the date's been nice.
You've been super welcoming.

I'm funnier than Davide, aren't I?

Don't lie, don't lie.
Don't do that.

Why do you need to belittle another
man to make yourself feel better?

He's already shorter than me,
so it doesn't matter!

Well, let's cheers to that.
Good vibes, a fun summer.

Oh, question,
do you kiss on the first date?

It's not for me.
Erm... Yes.

You do?
Yeah.

All right, cool.
Cheers.

Got you!

# I'll be racing for you. #

IAIN STIRLING: 'OK, while we gorilla
glue half a watermelon to a cup

'for the final date,
let's go back to the villa.'

Yeah. New dates.

I know, lucky bitch.

Yeah, I wish I had the chance to go
on three dates when I got here.

Do you think
she'll take a liking to Jay?

I haven't spoke to her, so I
don't know what she actually wants,

or what she's about yet.

I think her and Davide
will have things in common.

She says she's a party girl,
and so is he.

Dami, I don't think...
It'd be just friends.

You see when Antigoni walked in,
yeah?

I kind of was like, "Hmm..."

I felt a little, "Urgh..."
Cos I just kissed him yesterday.

I feel like they'll get along,
cos he's easy to get along with.

Yeah, he's virtually every girl's
best friend, isn't he? Yeah.

I think he's easy to get along with.

It's nice for Davide as well,
though. Oh, yeah.

Cos he hasn't, like,
gone out on a date.

Yeah, really nice.
I think going out on a date is nice.

DANICA LAUGHS

He's now giving himself options.

Ah, fuck.

'Obviously I've never dated Dami
before,

'so I don't know if he'll try to do
things to make me jealous.'

But if he does, it's not gonna work.

It's just gonna...

rub me the wrong way.

IAIN STIRLING: 'They say
life imitates art, and, incredibly,

'actress Ekin-Su once starred
in a Turkish drama called

'Stuck In A Villa While My Fella
Dates A Greek Cypriot Singer.

'What are the chances?'

You all right?
Yeah, I'm fine.

Is it just the date
you're worried about?

I just... I don't know.
I need to, like, relax.

I'm fine,
but obviously I do fucking have...

I have feelings for the guy.
Hm.

It's like when I was on a date
with Jay, it wasn't nice for you.

No, it was shit.
Yeah.

She's had to pick three people.
It's not exactly his choice.

Hmm. Saying that,
obviously he said that,

you know, he wants you
to get to know other people,

and obviously vice versa, whatever.

But, like I did with Tasha,
I said that same thing,

and you've kind of got to let him
get to know this girl. Mm-hm.

Cos then he'll either realise
you guys have something better,

or he'll realise,

"With this other girl,
we might have better." Whatever.

Mm-hm.
But then at least you know.

It would be very hypocritical
of me as well.

I did think about it.
Like, I did go from Davide to him.

And I could have stuck with...
Yeah, I can't be the baddie.

I can't be selfish and say...

Yeah.

'Poor Ekin-Su, but...'

unfortunately, karma does happen.

And obviously she did it to Davide,

and lied, and crawled out
to the balcony, apparently.

Which, that obviously is not good.

So if Jay was to do it,

then unfortunately for Ekin-Su,

it would be a little bit of karma,
wouldn't it?

If Tasha was going out,

I would expect her to be
a bit excited, you know.

Yeah.
Really?

Yeah. If you're going out...

To get to know the person? Excited?

Don't overthink it.

And just...

Just breathe,
and trust the process. Yeah.

Do you know what I mean?

Did Jay say, "That's my type"?

No, he didn't say anything
like that.

He doesn't have a type.
You know that.

I'm not gonna lie,
I'm not feeling over the moon.

I'm not gonna feel like
I've won the lottery

when I've just seen the guy
that I'm kind of falling for

go on a date.

I want Jay to be happy.
I hope his date goes really well.

Or do I?

IAIN STIRLING:
'I think Ekin-Su meant that.

'Or do I (?)

'But the date will be good.

'Or will it (?)

'Has this link gone on too long?

'It has.'

Hi, how are you?
Nice to meet you.

Well, we've met, but, like,
I guess meeting properly.

Yeah, and different in person.
Mm-hm.

How was your dates with the boys
so far?

Well, what do you think?

How have they been
from your point of view?

I think they looked fun.

It was cute of you to match
my outfit with your shorts.

I did see you come up
to the dressing room, have a look...

Did you see my wee binoculars,

just looking at you?
Uh-huh. Yeah.

I did see you looking at me
a few times, though. Did you?

You said that
you're a singer-songwriter?

I'm an artist.
Singer-songwriter. Yeah.

Do you feel like you tend to write
about your own life experiences?

Yeah, massively.
Like, if I'm dating somebody,

or if I'm friends with somebody,
or anything that happens

in any capacity in my life,

it's more than likely gonna end up
in a song.

Would you write about this date?

So far, there's not that much
to write about.

But maybe.
Ask me again in 10 minutes.

What have you learned about yourself
so far being here?

I think everyone has their own pace.
OK.

My headspace now
is just taking a breath,

just trying to get to know maybe
other Islanders

that I didn't really speak to.

Does that mean you're not really
feeling her? Erm...

No, I am. I am still feeling Ekin.

I still very much want to get
to know her,

but also I feel like there is other
Islanders in here

that I haven't really spoken to.
Who have you got your eye on?

That's for me to know
and you to find out. Is it?

Could be you. Could not be you.
I think it might be.

I can already tell
you're attracted to me.

Oh, yeah?
Mm-hm.

OK, tell me how.

Well, you haven't broken eye contact
with me once,

so that tells me that
you're attracted to me. Uh-huh.

Ooooh...

And it also tells me
that you're not intimidated by me.

Which I kinda like.
OK.

BOTH: Mmm! Mmm!

I feel like you need to kiss someone
to know if it's there, though.

Hint-hint! Hint-hint!

HE MOUTHS

You're actually... It's so jarring.

I'm hearing some hints there.

What did you say to him?
Nothing.

DAVIDE CHUCKLES

Do you think instant attraction's
there for you?

Yeah, I think there's
an initial attraction there,

but we'll have to...
we'll have to see. Yeah.

Thanks for taking me on a date,

I think you look really great.
Thank you.

I'm looking forward
to getting to know you. Likewise.

Cool. Shall we toast to that?

Yeah, definitely.

BOTH: Cheers.

Cheers, boys.

Are you giving me
an Italian-style two-kiss?

Yeah.

IAIN: 'There's one thing
Gemma's looking forward to

'after Love Island -

'getting out of this pathetic
little house.

'This dump doesn't have
a single stable.

'I don't know how she can bear it.'

So, when you get home,

what's the first thing
you wanna do after meeting your fam?

Obviously, all that stuff.
Ride my horse.

Really?
Mm-hm.

Would I be allowed to come with you?
No.

No?
Not for the first time.

Can I watch, though?
Not the very first time.

Why?
Because I'll be shit.

But I won't notice that.

Yeah, no, but still,
I don't want you to see.

I'd want to watch you at a show.

You want to?
Yeah.

I'm not that sociable at a show.

I don't want you to be sociable,
I want you to win.

OK.

I don't know if I'd like you
watching me ride.

I'd bloody love it.

I don't know which thing
you're meaning here.

What, you want me to shut my eyes
while you're riding?

Stop it.

IAIN: 'I'm so impressed

'with the recycling
on the show this year.

'Indiyah spent the whole afternoon
making a swimsuit

'out of her cushion.'

What are you feeling right now?

What are you feeling?
Not good stuff.

I think she'll have a bit in common
with Davide,

but if I'm honest,
I don't think he's the guy for her.

Jay?

I can sit here as a friend
and be, like,

"You've got nothing to worry about,"

but I don't know
what they might see in her.

Yeah.

I knew that she would be interested
in Dami

because you know why?

I feel like even though we look
different, we are kind of similar.

We have a lot of things in common,
we like to do the same things,

so it's, like, if I get
along with her, why wouldn't Dami?

She goes to the gym as well.
Yeah, she does.

It's actually really funny because,
actually, out of everybody here,

you're the most similar in age

and you actually do have
similar attributes,

like she likes to gym,
you like to gym.

Do you think she's gonna come back
hand-in-hand with Jay

or hand-in-hand with you?

With nobody.
She's just gonna come back.

Hand-in-hand with Davide
and I'm going to have nobody.

Let's predict
cos I've got butterflies.

No more predictions.

These are just our thoughts
running away with us.

We're waiting for them
to come back off this date.

They're still not here.
It's been 10,000 hours.

Literally. You know?

So our thoughts are running away
with us.

I like him a lot, OK?

And that's why I'm reacting
this way.

That's why I hate myself for it
because I've caught feelings,

I'm fucked. Help. Fuck.

Oi-oi!

What's the craic? What's the story?

GASPS
They're back.

Hey!

Hi!
Jay looks happy.

Shall we go over there?
What's it called? The sun deck.

Do you wanna go on the sun deck?
Hi. Hey.

We'll go fire pit, fire pit.

Ekin, you should have seen
the kiss.

Very passionate.

He's pissing you off.

Did you have a nice time?

Shit, tell us all.
I hope you remembered everything.

Yeah, well, I don't know.
I have to recall now.

No, it was fun, it was really cute.
We had, like, a little picnic.

Right, boys, how was it?

She looked good, not gonna lie.
She looks great.

What she's wearing, yeah?

Naturally,
the conversation was lovely.

I can feel she's a genuine girl.

Yeah.
She's not hiding something,

she doesn't have second...

So it's something
that I really appreciated.

We just need to see where things go.

She's not my type on paper, but it's
still lovely to have a conversation.

Yeah, yeah.

So, first was Davide.

And, like, yeah, he's a lovely boy.

He's sweet, he's funny.

I don't know if there's
necessarily a romantic thing there,

I'm not sure.
Right.

But I like him.
I feel like we're gonna get along.

Yeah.
That's good.

Then the second date was with Dami,
who is just hilarious,

but I feel like we kind
of bro and sis-ed each other,

and it was that kind of thing.

I think he's, like, super into you,
so...

Yeah, that's cute.

Yeah, and it was just
a really nice vibe.

It was, like, flirty banter

but I feel that's just what you have
with friends or whatever. Yeah.

It was actually just,
like, jokes, banter.

You know, like a kind of sister.
You know me, like?

Very easy-flowing conversations.

OK. So, Jay, yours?

Yeah, it was a nice date.

As Dami and Davide said, she's
a really nice girl, she's genuine,

and I thought like she was
putting on me quite thick.

No, she was.
She actually was, like.

But it was nice the way she did.
Yeah, it was nice. It was classy.

Do you reckon she was putting
on thick the most with Jay?

Definitely, man. Like...
I felt that. I felt that.

For me, you were left last because
you're probably top of her list.

Yeah, that's the honest truth.
I think definitely.

They saved the last for best.

If there was a something there,
then maybe with Jay.

It's early days,
it's only a one-off conversation.

Who was the most flirty conversation
with, do you think?

Probably Jay.
Did you kiss with Jay?

Did I kiss?
No, no, I didn't kiss anyone.

Why did Davide say they kissed?

ALL: Cos he's winding you up.
Fucking hell, Davide.

No, I had a "mwah, mwah"
on the cheeks

with, I think, all of them.

We do that as, like,
Mediterraneans anyway.

Yeah, true, that.

I would have said
if I'd kissed someone.

I was like...
I'm gonna go to the pool.

I'm glad you had a good time anyway.

Thank you.
I'm gonna take these heels off.

Oh, my God, yeah, I bet
you've been dying to do that.

Smile.

'I didn't really wanna hear'

that that was the most, like,
flirtiest date or romantic whatever.

I was kind of hoping the date went
well with either Davide or Dami.

I feel like playing a violin

and having a glass of wine
and probably...

IAIN: 'Time to give you lot at home
the chance to win an epic £50,000,

'plus start planning
that dream holiday

'as you could be jetting off
on the trip of a lifetime.

'Yep, courtesy of Vibe
by Jet2 Holidays,

'you'll be getting up to £6,000
to book a fantastic holiday,

'and you can take five pals along.

'Plus, you'll have two years
to take it.

'Don't forget, there's that tax-free
50K waiting for you at home.

'For your chance to win the lot,
there's no grafting involved,

'just...'

'Good luck.'

IAIN STIRLING: 'Indiyah's
not the only one

'who's been making
some fabulous outfits today.

'I would love to wear
Tasha's latest creation -

'purple stilettos
staple-gunned to a denim jacket.

'It's a tour de force.'

Doesn't go, does it?

I think it goes, it's denim.
Do you think?

# Put your love on me... #

Oh, love that.

You ain't ripped your shorts.

Right, I'm getting in the shower.

# You're everything I need
Another night alone... #

How fucking cute are these trousers?
Are they fit and flares?

Yeah.
Aw!

Are you OK?

That's, like, so Marilyn Monroe,
I'm obsessed.

This is bad,
I know I shouldn't do it.

I do it all the time.

Why are you looking at me like that,
then? All right!

Do you need a nap?

Fucking outraged!
Why are you looking at me?!

She needs to take a nap,
she's not herself right now.

Where's Dami? Dami?

Did you see white trainers?
He's asleep.

So, is everyone dressing up?
Cos I'm definitely gonna dress up.

So, who takes the longest
to get ready?

ALL: Indiyah.

I don't know what I'm wearing
tonight, boy.

TEXT ALERT,
ALL GASP

Whose phone is it?
No way!

I've got a text.
Shut up.

Oh, my God, no, what is it, Ekin?

Quickly!

READS ALOUD:

ALL SCREAMING

Wait, wait, wait.

READS ALOUD:

ALL SCREAMING

What the fuck
are they excited about?

Luca, are you gonna go check, yeah?
Yeah, go check for us, let us know.

Everyone get ready.

Jay's gone on a date.

Maybe I should get to know
this Charlie as well, fuck it.

What's going on?
Nothing.

Honestly, I had a bug on my bum
and they had to kill it.

Gemma, what are you doing?
Gemma, you simp!

I'm not saying anything,
but I'm just going on the terrace.

Got a text saying, "Girls, there's
gonna be a new guy called Charlie

"and you're all gonna welcome him."

I don't know how to say this,
but a new boy's coming tonight.

Called Charlie.

'And new boy Charlie's on his way.

'But first, he has to walk through
the world's campest metal detector.'

My name's Charlie,
I'm from London, I'm 28,

and I work in real estate
development.

Charlie? The name says everything.

Girls, we're having a party tonight
with Charlie.

Fuck off, Charlie.
Time to play, bro.

# If we're not gonna break up,
Would you mind? #

Would I say I'm posh?
I don't think so.

Maybe a bit posh, but I dunno,
maybe it's just my accent.

For first dates, I'd usually
take a girl to a nice bar,

maybe Kings Road,
have a few cocktails.

# Can I get a pay rise? #

The girls in the villa look great.

I'm going in there to find love,

so that may involve
stepping on a few people's toes.

# I can't take any more

# I can't take any more... #

Look at his arms, man, he's...
Hair's a bit shit, innit?

GIRLS CHEERING

Hey, girls.
Hello! Nice to meet you!

How are you? What's your name?
Danica.

Charlie, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.

Hi, I'm Antigoni. Nice to meet you.
You look great.

Thank you.
Hello.

Nice to meet you, I'm Indiyah.
Charlie.

Hello, Charlie, mate, you all right?
DAMI: What's the craic, bro?

Hi, boys.
How are you doing? You good?

Shall we cheers, guys?
Yeah, cheers. Lovely to meet you.

Whoo-hoo!
Cheers.

Cheers, cheers, cheers.

'These boys have been spoilt in here

'with the amount of girls
they've had coming in.'

It's about time
the girls had a treat.

Like, let's go!

I'm excited, it's like one big date.

So, what do you do?
Yeah, tell us.

So, I work in property.
Yeah, like, property development.

Are you 28?
I'm 28, yeah. How did you know that?

Cheers. I know!

You're, like, reading my mind.

I'm good at that,
you'll see in time. OK.

As always,
the best chat's with Ekin-Su.

It is, innit? Let's be honest.
She has got good chat.

PAIGE: So, how long
have you been single for?

I've been single for, like,
two, three years.

He's gonna have a good rig, boys.
Jay, Davide.

He's gonna have a good body.
Looks jacked.

And he looks quite tall.
He does look quite tall.

I get my back up if any boy walks
in the door, I ain't gonna lie.

He's gonna please one of the girls,
Charlie, he is a good-looking lad.

CHARLIE: I enjoy being single,
but obviously here to find love now.

ALL: Yeah.
LAUGHTER

Have you had a long relationship
before?

Yeah. My longest relationship was
probably three years.

Oh, like me.
Erm...

Are you all, like,
in a couple, then? Who's single?

Single, single...
You two are single?

Oi, Danica, you're with me,
you idiot!

What are you on about?
LAUGHTER

Fuck off!

Are you all happily coupled, then,
or...?

Obviously, everyone's listening in,
so maybe you shouldn't say.

No. Yeah, obviously coupled up
with Luca,

took a bit of a risk,
and it's not paid off.

SHE LAUGHS,
SARCASTIC LAUGHTER

It's obviously quite
an overwhelming, daunting situation,

to come in and, you know,
have all eyes on you.

I was very aware of the boys,

I heard them slipping in
a few cheeky little comments.

But, yeah, they're just jealous.
What can I say?

What is your type normally?

I usually go for
quite a confident girl,

someone that knows what they want.

Do you normally go for someone
your age, or older or younger?

I... It's varied.

I mean, my past relationships,
they've been, like, my age or older.

LUCA: Oh, fucking hell.

I tell you what,
there is gonna be competition.

Mm-hm. I mean, in the past,
I think I've gone for girls

that are, like, very fiery.

I thought I might scare
the poor guy away with my fieriness,

but the first thing Charlie said was
he likes a very fiery girl.

I am the fieriest, hottest fire
in the villa right now.

What's your plan?

Get to know everyone.
TASHA: Speed dating.

Got to get the conveyor belt going,
like I had.

Get the rounds in.
I'm gonna get to know everyone

in the next few days,
we'll see what happens.

# Make it rain

# Make it rain down, Lord... #

So, are you the type
that wouldn't mind, like,

treading on toes, as they put it?

Well, I mean, like, I'm obviously
here for a reason, right?

# Make it rain

# Make it rain down, Lord

# Make it rain

# Make it rain

# Oh, make it rain. #

IAIN STIRLING: 'Tempers flare
in paradise.'

It's just hit me now
what you've done.

You're telling me now
you want to get to know Paige.

She's in a secure relationship,

do you know how muggy
that makes you look?

Well, I was getting to know you
and things... things just...

Things what?
Apparently, I was a player here,

but the biggest player
in this villa is you,

and you deserve the biggest Oscar
in here.

So, well done.

You should just fuck off, Jay.