Love Island (2015–…): Season 8, Episode 16 - Episode 16 - full transcript

IAIN STIRLING:
'Previously, on Love Island...

'Two girls clashed...

You're playing a bit of a game.

Yeah, cos you're really secure
in your relationship (!) Sorry?

IAIN STIRLING: 'And the Islanders
awaited your verdict.'

# To the bang-bang boogie
Say up jump the boogie

# To the rhythm of the boogie
The beat... #

"The public have been
voting for their favourite girl

"and their favourite boy.
Those with the fewest votes

"are at risk of being dumped
from the island tonight."

The girl with the fewest votes...
The boy with the fewest votes is...



IAIN STIRLING: 'Tonight...

'As one door closes...'

ECHOING SOB

'..another door opens.'

LOVE ISLAND THEME

# How the mighty fall... #

'We asked you to vote
for your favourite Islander,

'and you picked Tom Hanks
in Castaway. So then we asked you

'to please stick to the Islanders
in the bloody villa.

'And the boys with the least votes
were Ikenna, Jay and Andrew.

'While the girls
with the least votes

'were Ekin-Su, Amber and Tasha.

'The boy and girl
with the least votes

'will be dumped from the island
immediately.'



TEXT ALERT

"The boy with the fewest votes

"and therefore
dumped from the island is..."

# How the mighty fall

# From the throne we make

# We want it all... #

TEXT ALERT
# It's a dangerous game... #

Ikenna.

EKIN-SU GASPS

TEXT ALERT

"The girl with the fewest votes

"and therefore
dumped from the island is..."

# How the mighty fall

# From the throne we make

# We want it all... #

TEXT ALERT

# It's a dangerous game

# How the mighty fall

# From the throne we make

# We want it all... #

Amber.

# This ain't the way we planned it

# If you think
I'd take you for granted

# Then I've let myself down... #

Ikenna and Amber are two people
I don't think you can replace.

Ikenna... Just his presence alone,
you're gonna miss.

See you.

Bye, bye, bye.
SHE SIGHS

Come here, my little...

I literally can't stop shaking.
I'm literally like...

I'm just...
Yeah, she's one of my closest girls.

I'm shocked. Very, very shocked.

It's heartbreaking.
It genuinely is heartbreaking.

SHE SNIFFLES

Oh...
We tried, though.

BOTH: It is what it is.

# Now you're asking questions... #

These are probably, you know,
two of the closest people I...

that I'm with in here.

I actually will miss Amber a lot.
Not gonna lie.

I feel guilty for even wanting
to miss her, but I will miss her.

You OK? Yeah, I'm good.
Oh, I feel sick.

She was just, like,
such a big person here,

that you could always go to
for everything and anything.

Like, she always made you feel
welcome and warm.

It's just gonna be so weird
without her in here, like.

# To you like
"Sorry for all my mistakes"... #

It's just weird, thinking of Dami
with, like, another girl.

It's, like, no, Dami's with Amber.

Never did I think that
Ikenna would be up there, ever.

HE PUFFS LIPS

At least you're going with Amber,
sort of thing as well.

DAMI: I don't even know
what to say to Amber.

If you really liked her,
you'd leave with her.

LAUGHTER

Oh, so weird.

I'm gonna not see you for so long.

# To you like
"Sorry for my mistakes"... #

I feel like I've made
some good friends in here.

I'll be very excited
to see you all outside as well.

I don't wanna see you too soon,

but, yeah, hurry on out,
so we can have some fun.

Group hug, group hug.

# Love Island, baby. #

# Island boys. #

I'm gonna miss you.
Goodbye.

See you, guys.

Bye!

I feel like I'll miss
all of the Islanders -

the laughs, the girls'
dressing rooms, obviously,

little chats with Dami,
but I don't have any regrets.

I've definitely done myself proud,
been true to me,

and that's all I could do.

I'm definitely gonna miss
all the Islanders.

I'll say Dami in particular,
and Amber, but Amber's here with me.

BOTH LAUGH

DAMI: # ..know how you feel. #

OK? I don't know how to feel, man.
I swear to God.

Like, two of the closest people
you know in here are gone.

So shit.
I wasn't expecting them two at all.

Yeah.

I can't believe it. Amber!

Literally, one of
the biggest girl characters in here.

Yeah. What the hell?

I literally am shocked.
Like, I don't know how to feel.

You have to take every minute
by minute in here. Literally.

Yeah. Cos you don't know
what's gonna happen next.

Brutal.
Yeah.

I'm just wondering why them, though?

I'm still wondering why I'm still
here as well, like, you know?

It actually made me feel I have
genuine feelings towards you.

I was like, if Ekin goes,
I... I would go.

Likewise.

Can't be upset about it,
Can't think about it.

Yeah, can't let us beat us down.
No.

Just got to be positive
that we're still here.

We already spoke, I said I was
gonna tell Amber tomorrow

that I wanna get to know her,
and she said we're on the same page,

and now all this has happened.
I didn't even get to tell Amber.

If you've got a spark going there,
you can't hold back now, bro.

You've just got to jump in it,
two feet.

Mm-hm.

When he called your name,
I was about to break down.

You were about to break down?
No, literally.

Yeah, when he called your name,
Luca,

literally,
he was like, squeezing my hand.

I was shaking my leg.
He was like, stop wiggling my leg.

And then hearing my name,
there's no feeling like it.

Yeah, it's horrible. And I was
stood up there, and I was like,

"If Andrew gets sent home,"

I was literally like,
"I'm gonna go with you."

Would you?
Yeah.

I was literally praying,
"Not Tasha, not Tasha, not Tasha."

Yeah, I was praying
that you weren't going.

I'm not letting you go.

I can sleep happy now.
Yeah?

Ah...

SHE LAUGHS

SHE CHUCKLES

Genuinely very, very, very grateful

that me and Andrew
are still in here.

So we can carry on with this journey
that we're on,

and I wasn't ready for it to end
at all, nowhere near.

IAIN: 'Some of the Islanders

'are finding Amber and Ikenna's
departure

'tough to come to terms with.'

Love you, baby.
I love you too.

I got you.
Mm-hm.

SHE GROANS

Are you OK?

SHE SNIFFLES

BREATHING SHAKILY

I'm just...
SHE SNIFFS

SOFTLY: Let it out.
It's fine, it's fine.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Yeah, I'm fine. It's just...

been so shit. Like,
I've already sent someone home.

And then two people
that I'm really close with...

Oh...
That wasn't your fault.

No, it wasn't my fault.
It's just crap.

Oh, it's fine.
It's fine. It's fine.

You are going to feel like this,
but...

I'm cracking up.

'Poor Dami's devastated.

'Amber got herself booted out before
he got a chance to sack her off.

'Could she have BEEN more selfish?'

And the thing that's killing me is,
like, I don't know...

the way it was left with Amber
was too quick. Yeah.

You didn't really get
the chance to speak, did you? Yeah.

The thing is, I spoke to...
I spoke to Indiyah there,

good chat.
Said we're on the same page.

I was gonna tell Amber tomorrow,
obviously, like, yeah.

But then, I could have just said it
tonight, if she was gonna go.

Have you spoken to Dami?

You know what, yeah.
Let me tell you something.

We spoke earlier.
He was just saying, like,

obviously he's in a couple
with Amber,

but he would be open
to getting to know me.

Oh, wow. And, you know, it just
feels shit, because it's like,

he was obviously gonna tell Ikenna
and tell Amber properly.

But he didn't wanna do it tonight.

Because he was like,
obviously it's, like, too soon.

Now she's gone and he's gone,
so it's like...

Do you know what I mean?

That is a bit nuts, that is.

LUCA: How do you feel
about being on your own tonight?

I know it'll be weird, but I'm going
to get the whole bed to myself, huh?

I mean, Amber obviously was good.
But I'll tell you something.

Not gonna lie to you,
since you're here now.

I think two days ago, or something,
I spoke to Indiyah,

and I told her I actually feel
we have a genuine thing going.

Fuck.

'Obviously it's not nice
to see Amber go.'

But, like, now me and Indiyah

can actually just try and pursue
this romantic situation.

I want to be happy,
but I feel guilty.

It is bittersweet, like.
Honestly, it is bittersweet.

# Youngblood thinks
There's always tomorrow... #

I feel like me and Ikenna

were more in a friendship couple
by the end of it.

It actually does feel empty.
Literally.

Amber was a big personality.

I'm so confused.
Like, I don't understand.

Oh, God, I'm gonna be
in bed by myself!

# That if I can't be close to you

# I'll settle for
The ghost of you... #

Are you gonna miss her? Yeah,
I actually will, yeah, definitely.

Dami...
Don't worry, I'm not THAT sad.

PAIGE LAUGHS
Dami!

Are you OK now? Yeah, I'm fine.
Feeling good?

Personally, I don't think
I've done anything... wrong,

but it is what it is, like.

How do you think
you're gonna sleep tonight?

I don't know. Whole bed to myself.
None of that...

the way Amber chats,
none of the giggling.

I'm sleeping with you tonight.
Are you?! No.

What time do you want to do it?

Morning, or...?
We'll see how the day goes.

Are you two seriously
talking about the gym?

THEY LAUGH
Yeah, bro.

Leave us alone, man!

Mate, just had two Islanders
dumped off the island.

And you're talking about the gym.

# I'll settle for the ghost of you

# I miss you more than life

# And if you can't be next to me

# Your memory is ecstasy

# I miss you more than life

# And if you can't be next to me

# Your memory is ecstasy

# I miss you more than life

# I miss you more than life. #

IAIN STIRLING:
'In their two weeks in paradise,

'Amber displayed
an absolute A-Z of emotions,

'while Ikenna displayed
an absolute A-B of emotion.

'But they're gone,
and for everyone else,

'it's a brand-new day in paradise.'

Did you sleep all right?
Yeah. Lonely, though.

Don't like sleeping
by my bloody self.

Aw, bless her. He's gone.

There's no-one
to fight over space with.

There's no-one wriggling around.
It's pretty weird.

It feels empty.
So strange, innit.

It's just weird without Amber.

She was a such a big part
of this villa.

# I know I should say goodbye
Ooh, yeah

# When I try to fall back
I fall back to you

# Is you, is you

# Oh, you. #

How do you feel about last night?
Losing a boy and girl.

Losing your best mate
and the girl you're coupled up with.

Probably not your best night.

No, it wasn't my best night at all.
It was a fucking shock.

Wasn't expecting it to go like that.

GEMMA: To see all of you up there,
I was like, holy shit.

But Amber and Ikenna, I don't know,
I just wasn't expecting it.

Absolutely brutal.

Gonna miss Amber and Ikenna,
you know.

At the end of the day,
we're all friends in here.

And I'm happy, even with Ikenna,
that we left it on good terms.

DAMI: I have to tell you guys
something, though.

Indiyah?
Yeah, Indiyah, yeah.

Moving quick, then.
Straight to Indiyah now?

Fucking hell. Amber's been gone...

No, let me speak. Let me speak.

Yeah, but, like, a few days ago,
obviously I had a chat with Indiyah,

and we said we want to, like,
try things romantically and stuff,

but we wouldn't say it to
anyone else cos it's too premature.

We'd just obviously try
to get to know each other.

But then yesterday,
had a chat before,

obviously everything happened
and it just reaffirmed

we were both on the same page,
kind of thing.

See where everything lies
with Indiyah, see what she's saying.

Might take a little bit, you know,

but came here to see
who I was compatible with,

and right now, I just genuinely
feel like Indiyah, you know.

I was also gutted as well,
because I was like,

as much as I was voted, I was like,

"If Jay goes, I don't want
to be here. What's the point?"

So, how was everyone's
nights in bed?

I saw you.
I woke up, looked to my right,

and I just saw
a massive tent in the bed.

What was going on? Did you
have a manicure or something?

No, absolutely not.

No beauty salon treatments
last night, girls.

Come on, keeping it classy.

What was the tent all about?

Oh, you know, just a few,
like, bedtime kisses.

Jacques, how do you feel
about last night with Paige, man?

Er...

You sealed the deal yesterday,
you sealed the deal.

Big move. No, mate,
it was a long time coming.

I feel like, for both of us,
to be honest.

I wanted it to, like,
be a moment for us two,

you know what I mean?
And, mate, before it, pfft,

I was like a little kid, honestly.

I was shitting myself.
I was so nervous, mate.

I had such a good night
with Jacques.

So, yeah, I'm happy this morning.

For me, personally, like,

next guy can walk in,
ten out of ten, be my type,

but I'm not even interested, really,
in wanting to get to know him,

cos I feel like
what I already have with Jacques

is MORE than enough.
Like, more than enough.

Do you know what I mean?

But, like, I don't really
wanna tell him that just yet.

Hello.
Hello, good morning.

Oh, bless you. Thank you so much.

You are welcome.
How nice is Davide?

I know! Thank you, you little gent.

Well, first time I've been brought a
drink on the terrace in the morning.

Well, this is how
I should be living it.

IAIN STIRLING: 'The good news is,

'it turned out Tasha,
Ekin-Su, Jay and Andrew

'weren't the least popular
Islanders.

'The bad news is, Amber and Ikenna
got dumped, so now they are.'

Obviously, yesterday
was an intense moment.

Of us four being by the fire pit
and having that moment of,

"What if we're gonna go?"

But I've just realised
that we're here now,

and you guys, in my eyes,
are strong.

There's, like, feelings there,
and likewise with me and Jay,

and now is the time to really, like,
go for it

and just forget
what other people say.

I was literally stood there, like,
"What the hell?"

This could bring you guys closer.

Yeah, you gotta be positive
and just not think too much into it.

We're all incredibly lucky
to be here, so just...

just enjoy every day.
Has it made you two stronger?

I think Jay should answer that.

LAUGHTER

Would I have walked
if Ekin was voted off?

And likewise, if Ekin would
have walked if I was voted off?

I-It's difficult to say.

If it was me, I would have
encouraged Ekin to stay,

just because I would like to test
if she was genuine with me in here.

If she met someone else,
would she feel the same towards him?

I don't know if you feel the same.
I personally felt like

if you were gonna go,
then I felt like going,

but that's just me.
Yeah?

That should prove to you enough
that I do like you.

No, I like you, too. I just meant
in the sense that, like...

you could test it via...
Either way, yeah.

Our standing now is literally like,

I already had it in my head,
"If you're going, I'm going."

We've been through
quite a bit already. Yeah.

Honestly, I think we're, like...

really good together.
I really like the girl.

Yeah.
Aw!

A lot.
TASHA LAUGHS

It's only really when you get that
feeling, right? When it's about...

Yeah, that butterfly-y feeling.

If I was the one
to go home yesterday,

I would've definitely met Jay
on the outside.

I would have waited.

And the fact that if your man turns,
then he turns.

If he is interested,
it means it was never meant to be.

There's no point stressing about it.
Is there?

IAIN STIRLING: 'The two singles,
Danica and Davide,

'are having a chat,

'and the producers would like
to reassure viewers

'that no ostriches were harmed
in the filming of this scene.'

But, yeah, your tan is great.
I'm very jealous.

I really need to catch up, don't I?

Yeah, you need to spend the time
with me under the sun, then. I know!

Cos you've got, like, that...
It's, like, a nice tan.

It's still got that kind of, like,

fresh, tanny,
orangey kind of colour.

I would like all to be more bronzed,
but...

Bronzed, yeah. You'll get there.

Most girls in here
are looking for a tanned guy,

and you're definitely a tanned boy.
Do they?

Yeah.

Yeah, so I think, yeah,
you're sorted on that front.

Yeah, I tick all the boxes,
but I'm still single.

HE LAUGHS
Well, you know...

I'm joking, I'm joking.
That's what I've said.

That's what I'm here for, Davide.
You never know. You NEVER know.

Give it a couple of days,
and you might be, you know... Yeah.

You might show your romantic side
in a couple of days.

Well...

Very confident.

SHE LAUGHS

You've got to back yourself.
Yeah.

'D'you know what?
With, like, Davide, I feel like...'

he sort of is opening up to me
a little bit more, which I needed.

But I'm just enjoying just being

a little, cheeky, flirtatious minx,
to be honest.

Oh... So, have you got anything else
you're gonna do today?

Anyone you wanna talk to,

or are you just making
sort of just friendships?

Just bonding with people,
or are you just, like,

a bit of a Lone Ranger, you wanna
just... Yeah, just chilling.

Yeah. I mean, I can spend time
with you.

Later on, I'm going to the gym.
Mm.

Yeah. I'm just here being me.

Danica is a lovely girl.
She's got a good chat.

I mean, she literally doesn't stop
a second to speak, which is nice.

We are clear to each other
we both are single,

so we actually enjoy
each other's company.

So, yeah, it's gonna just
be interesting

to see where things could go.

IAIN STIRLING: 'For the last
few days, Dami's been feeling lost,

'but, like a thousand
gap year students before him,

'he's hoping
he might find himself...

'in Indiyah.'

I feel like... Like,
the past couple of days, before,

it was just sort of, like,
oh, treading in hot water...

Really?! Yeah, a little bit.
I was tap dancing in that hot water,

you know. You were as well, though.

Yeah, defo, but, like...
Did you like it?

Yeah, like, it was that excitement,
you know, like, feeling like...

Obviously, it's not wrong,
but feeling...

Yeah, I know what you mean.
..wrong.

So, you've never been in love?
No.

I feel like I've been...
I've had loads of love FOR someone,

but I don't think I was IN love,
cos obviously if you're in love...

What would it take for you
to be IN love? I don't know.

I feel like it's a lot
of contributing factors, you know.

Contributing factors.
I feel like if I'm...

Like with you, like,
mistakes like that won't happen.

I won't have eyes for anybody else.
Mm.

I feel like if I'm with somebody,

and there's that slight feeling
that my head could be turned,

or I could have eyes
for somebody else,

then that goes to show
that I'm not in love.

Not in love. OK.
Yeah.

So, that's my challenge?
Yeah, I guess so.

If you manage to break my heart
and make me fall in love.

Well, well, well!
DAMI LAUGHS

Let the games begin.
Let the games begin!

It's nice to know when someone just,
like, gets you

and is feeling the same way you are.

Like, people have, like,
come into the villa,

and I've tried to make connections
with people and it's not worked out,

and it's like...
he's been here this whole time.

And it's like... I don't know.
It's just weird, isn't it?

Dami, so, basically,
he told me a few days ago

that he's got a thing for Indiyah.

Right. Has Indiyah
said anything to you?

No, not yet.
No!

I can have a chat with her,
obviously.

HE CHUCKLES
Look where they are now.

HE LAUGHS

That's quite close and intimate
already.

Mm. Bit naughty.

BOTH LAUGH

I can see why
there is something there,

because they do
have really good talks,

and they both seem to be fairly
comfortable around each other.

I'm happy for them.

Like, it's a nice situation, cos
they're both really good friends.

So it could be something romantic
there.

And then we went to go shave it
together, like.

INDIYAH LAUGHS

Have you two got something
to tell me?

Oh, you don't know?!
You don't know?

Come and have a chat.
You guys sod off.

Oh... OK!
Wait, what? We are coming to join.

You wanna join? We will join you
after you've had your chat.

I mean, we can break the news
together, but...

Geezer!
What are you saying, geezer?

Huh?

Why are you smiling?
I'm just smiling!

DAMI LAUGHS

Erm...
Oh, God...

You all right?
Yeah. What's poppin'?

Look at you, mate! You're buzzing.
Buzzing, buzzing, buzzing.

DAMI BUZZES

INDIYAH LAUGHS

You know what, yeah,
when you're around someone...?

Do you feel the spark?
When I'm next to him,

we start laughing,
and there's nothing to laugh about,

and I feel like such a simp,
because, like, why am I smiling?

But you know when you just...?
There's that feeling.

Yeah! It's just...
It's that feeling of, like...

even when you're near him,
you're just like...

Yeah, literally!

And you know when it's, like,
before we said anything to anyone,

I look at him and I start laughing,
cos it's like, "Oh!"

Do you know what I mean?

Trying not to laugh.
But, yeah.

Mate, that's class.
That's what we want.

It is, yeah. It is.

You've got that feeling
and you've got that buzz. Hm.

Do you know what I mean?
I know what you mean.

I don't know,
I think she's just so cute, like.

She's like a little...
I don't know.

Like, she's very, like...

cute. I feel like I want to protect
her and stuff.

Yeah?
Yeah.

I just have that energy with him,
you know?

This is mad!

I know.
But I love it, though.

Because it's just...
Like, I love you both.

You're both such great people.
Yeah.

You both deserve to find people.

I just want to get to know him
in that way,

cos I never had a chance to before.
Yeah.

So...
This is your time, girl.

Yeah. Literally.
You've just got to take it.

# Literally! #

THEY BOTH SQUEAL

I wouldn't just go with her
because she's the only girl.

This, I'm saying.
Yeah, I get you.

And I feel like she's a little bit
attracted to you.

But... go with who you...

Go with the real feelings.
That's all I'm saying.

See if, erm...

See, if I wasn't coupled up
with Ekin,

and I was in, like,
Davide's position,

do you think any of the girls
in here

would be open to getting to know me?

Well, obviously.
So, which ones do you think?

Hmm...

SHE CHUCKLES

Don't tell me what I want to hear!
Just you tell me what you think.

Cos I...

Cos I have a feeling, but I'm not
gonna say it until you confirm it.

What feeling do you have?
No, I asked you first.

No!
No, I asked you first!

No!
No, Gem, I asked you first!

Ladies first. I asked you first.
No!

You're just trying
to get information out of me.

No, I'm not.
I'm just asking a question.

OK, who do you think would?

Well, if I say her name,
are you gonna confirm or deny?

Yeah, OK.

Go on, then.

Paige.

No, I think she'd be open.

Why, are you not happy with Ekin?

The only reason why I ask, right,

is because while everything
is great with Ekin,

I'm getting the feeling that her and
Davide have got unfinished business.

Mm-hm.
I'm not an idiot.

Yeah, you don't want
to be left hanging.

Ekin and I
obviously have instant attraction.

There's a lot of lust there.

But the more I'm spending time
with Ekin,

I think sometimes there's...

Maybe the synergies I thought
in terms of the personality

aren't quite as what I thought
they were gonna be.

I think I'd like to go with a girl
who's a little bit more laid-back,

in the sense of...

Maybe Ekin requires
or wants someone

who can really smother her in that
attention and really give her it,

and I'm not that type of guy.

I'm getting in Ekin's head.

When she comes back, go,
"Cor, they've been talking a while,

"Jay and..." Just say it.

Who are you making it for?
Everyone.

Oh!

Who's "everyone"?
You, you...

Gemma ain't getting a piece now.

They've been talking for ages.
Oh!

I'm joking, I'm joking!

Fuck off!
He told me to say it!

LAUGHTER

Do something useful, Tasha,
stir that for me.

Thank you very much.

I'm good at stirring the pot,
I'll do it.

It's gonna be fine.

Gemma wants kids
in the next year as well.

Who's what?

She's quite mature as well,
isn't she, to be fair?

What about you and Davide?
You seem to be getting on close.

Erm... has that melted? Thanks.

No, that was actually me
being genuine.

I said...
Yeah?

You and Davide seem to be
getting on better.

Do you think, like,
the ship's completely sailed?

What does that even mean?

Or has the fucking ship
left the harbour?

No.
No?

Bro to bro. Just, like...

Just like you respected me
when I came in here.

Have you got unfinished business
with Ekin?

Me and Ekin? No.
I don't want nothing there.

Don't worry. Once you've failed
with me, you've failed.

Don't worry. I would rather
be single and going home.

Don't worry.

IAIN STIRLING: 'Welcome back

'to the Love Island Snooker
Championships.

'Danica's on a break of 73,
but what ball will she go for next?'

I don't know whether to go
for a colour or black.

Anything looks good on you.

Oh, babes, thanks.

MUSIC: 'Take Me Anywhere' by
Laurence Wilkins and Sophie Plummer

I can't be assed
wearing a dress tonight,

and you can all suck an arsehole.

LAUGHTER

Is it doing anything?
Yeah.

Is that not better?
Yeah, quite a bit.

HE LAUGHS

What the fuck?

Why don't you wear
that metallic dress?

This one?
I love that.

Dami, sometimes you put on
an Italian twang

when you speak to Davide.

BOTH LAUGH

# Ooh, my love
You can take me anywhere... #

What do we all want to happen
tonight? I'm not commenting.

A nice, little, cute game.

Indiyah?
Yeah?

If Dami went for a kiss tonight,
would you kiss back?

Why are you asking me that?!
Whoo!

It just crossed my mind!

And I'll be like...

# Need your love

# Ooh, my love

# You can take me anywhere... #

WHOOPING, CHEERING

Obviously, Amber and Ikenna
are not here with us today,

so we've got to have a good time
for them.

They will be missed. Erm...

Here's to you and Dami.

LAUGHTER

CHEERING,
WHOOPING

# You can take me anywhere

# If you need your

# If you need your

# If you need your... #

IAIN STIRLING:
'Time for an evening challenge.

'A load of balloons
are gonna play a game

'where they have to use their bodies
to do some bursting...'

# If you can catch my eye... #

BALLOON POPS, SHE LAUGHS

IAIN STIRLING: '..then they have
to complete their Truth Or Dare.'

"Name the Islander you feel
is looking for love

"and which Islander you think
is just looking for a good time."

ALL: Ooh!

So, I think the Islander
that is looking for love is...

Luca.

Whey-hey!

Erm... And the Islander that is just
looking for a good time is...

Dami.
ALL: Oh!

CLAPPING

I don't think that was your answer.

Honestly, I feel like
you pussied out of it.

I feel like you lied a little bit
there, but I'll take it.

GEMMA: Did you lie?

Finding love is still having a good
time, you know, so she ain't wrong.

# I just wanna break the rules... #

LAUGHTER

BALLOON POPS,
CHEERING

"Wave goodbye to the Islander

"you think will be dumped
from the villa next."

ALL: Oh!

LAUGHTER

ALL: Oh!

LUCA: That is unreal!

LAUGHTER

I actually knew it was gonna be me,
so things I can take,

I can take shit,
and I'm very strong.

So it doesn't bother me.

Oh!

SQUEALING

She's single, baby!
BALLOON POPS

"Lap dance..."

Dead.

"..and snog
your favourite Islander."

LUCA: It can be a girl.

# I just wanna break the rules... #

CHEERING

SQUEALING

WHOOPING

SQUEALING

CHEERING

Oh, shit!
CHEERING, SQUEALING

Oh, shit! Aahhh!

LUCA: He's fucking loving it!
Whoo!

Yeah, I got carried away.
It was very hot.

Lipsing was very, very nice.
I even closed my eyes for it.

I don't usually close my eyes,
so that means I was getting into it.

What am I doing?
Bend over.

HE LAUGHS

# I don't want to go to school

# I just wanna break the rules... #

"Snog the Islanders that you think
are attracted to you."

ALL: Whoo!

# Getting loud and getting loose

# I don't want to go to school

# I just wanna break the rules... #

WHOOPING

Right, I'm gonna go with Davide
because we were in a couple.

That's OK, isn't it?
Yeah.

You don't even need
to explain yourself.

Oh, well, that's... Oh, that tongue.
Oh, shut your eyes, mate.

Fuckin' shut your eyes
when you kiss.

TRILLING

SQUEALING
That is what I like to see.

I've been sleeping
in the bloody Dog House,

and she's kissing the boy
she's in bed with.

You must be taking the piss.

CHEERING,
SQUEALING

MUSIC: 'WTF'
by HUGEL feat Amber Van Day

SQUEALING,
CHEERING

# The way you testing me
And look me in the eyes... #

SQUEALING

# Want some of my own candy
I love to see you try... #

"Snog the Islander
of the opposite sex

"you think has had
the most one-night stands."

ALL: Ooh!

GEMMA: I've not had one
one-night stand.

All: Oh!

Mate, you had us for a second.
Oh...

Aw, fucking hell.

You gonna bend me right over?
All the way.

LAUGHTER

"Who is the most needy Islander?"

I think Luca.

THEY WHOOP AND LAUGH

Always wanting a little cuddle!
Hold on,

I didn't come crawling
when you fucking hooked me, did I?

No, but Gemma did!
LAUGHTER

Gemma got you hooked, so you
always want a cuddle from her, no?

Don't be jealous.
I'm not, no! No, no jealousy.

Just cos you're needy.

I don't know. I don't think
he liked being called needy.

He was like... "Huh?"

Go on, lay down.
Do it with your hands.

You're gonna have to be...
or, like, you come in.

Oh, yeah. Here we go.

Whoo!

"Snog the fittest Islander
of the opposite sex."

# Are you upset?
Oh-oh-oh

# You think that you cool
But you ain't got a crown... #

INDIYAH SHRIEKS

Fair play, fair play.

WHOOPING AND LAUGHTER

"Excluding your partner,

"which Islander would you most like
to spend a night

"in the Hideaway with?"

I don't have a partner. I'm single.

So... you!

WHOOPING AND LAUGHTER

Feelings is mutual.

I mean, if the Hideaway
was to happen,

I wouldn't wanna spend it
with anyone else but him.

So... cute, I guess.
Cute, I guess.

# Tiptoe
Ooh-ooh-ooh

# Shake something when you tiptoe
Ooh-ooh-ooh... #

"Which Islander of the opposite sex
gives you the ick?"

LAUGHTER
Why?!

I'm gonna say Jacques,
just because of the banter.

You know what I mean!
You just can't hack it, you mean!

It's popping off.
You know what I mean?

# One hand up like the Heisman

# First-class seat
When ya ridin'... #

I don't like playing it safe
in a game like that.

It's just fun, innit?

"Which couple do you think
has the most potential

"for a long-lasting relationship,
and which has the least?"

Ooh.

I'm gonna say least first.

Ekin, Jay.
I know what she's like, mate, so...

I just felt like, "Come at me.
Go on, pick me for the weakest link.

"Pick me for the one
who's not in the relationship."

I thought,
"I've had it done before. Go on."

And... I'm gonna say Gemma, Luca,
you know?

ALL: Aw!
Yeah, you look good together.

# Way you move ya spine
Is alarmin'... #

LAUGHTER

OK. "Snog the Islander that
you think is the most trustworthy,

"and blow a kiss
to the least trustworthy."

Ooh!

Least trustworthy...

Hmm...

ALL WHOOP

LUCA: You and Ekin
got some problems, son.

LAUGHTER

You do your cowgirl.

Go on, you're so good at it.

# And I sneak up from behind
What's ya name? What's ya sign?

# Wine fa me darlin'... #

Oh, shitting hell, I'm winded!
Fucking hell!

LAUGHTER
You just popped a bollock!

"Which three Islanders
would make your perfect partner?

"Choose one for the face,
one for the body

"and one for the personality."

Oh, my God!
That is funn-ee!

For the face, Gem.

For the body...

Paige.

For personality...

Jacques.
LAUGHTER

I wondered where that was going
then!

"Snog the Islander
you'd want to couple up with

"if you weren't with your partner."
EKIN-SU GASPS

ALL EXCLAIMING

ALL SHOUT ENCOURAGEMENT

You're giving him more tongue
than you did me!

They're kissing teeth.

Yeah, we saw a lot of teeth.

Paige probably didn't expect it

after saying
that she doesn't trust me.

ALL CHEERING

IAIN STIRLING: 'Time to give
you lot at home the chance

'to win an epic £50,000.

'Plus, start planning
that dream holiday,

'as you could be jetting off
on the trip of a lifetime.

'Yep, courtesy of Vibe
by Jet2holidays,

'you'll be getting up to £6,000
to book a fantastic holiday,

'AND you can take five pals along.'

'Plus, you'll have two years
to take it.

'Don't forget, there's that tax-free
50K waiting for you at home.

'For your chance to win the lot,
there's no grafting involved.

'Just...'

'Good luck.'

IAIN: 'It's been seriously overcast
today

'with a temperature
at a chilly 21 degrees,

'so Danica's got the gloves on
again.

'If it plunges below 25,

'we're gonna send her
in a duffel coat.'

If you weren't here,
I know full well it would be her.

I know.

What would be her?
Paige. He'd go for Paige.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If I wasn't in here.

But don't deepen it.
I just think it was just...

Come over here a sec.

The only thing is,

like, basically, like,
the fact that he never went in

for the full kiss,
it was sweet... at first.

Yeah. No, that was...
That shows a lot.

Are you actually annoyed?

I'm fine.

I'm just saying I'm obviously
in the Dog House,

and you're kissing a boy
that's sleeping in your bed.

It looked like a shit kiss anyway,
so...

I mean, everyone...
I mean...

Gemma went for a kiss with Davide,
it was all a game, innit?

Is that true?

If it wasn't for me,
then you'd go for Paige.

Um... Probably, yeah.

OK.

HE LAUGHS
What?

Nothing. It's just...

It's fine.

Obviously, like... Understood, no?
Mm-hm.

I just kissed her the first time
cos I was like, well,

that's respectful.

Who would you have kissed?

Davide.

Yeah? Understood, yeah.
Mm-hm.

HE SMOOCHES

Aw.
What?

You kissed my hand.
Yeah, why not?

Do it again.

SHE CHUCKLES

What?
Nothing.

Did you enjoy the game?
Yeah, I did. Yeah.

Yeah?
I enjoyed you kissing me.

That was fun.
That was fun.

So, what do you think?
HE CLEARS THROAT

Yeah, it was cool,
it was fun, you know?

Feel anything when we kissed?
Yeah, it was nice.

Was it nice? Is it the best kiss
you've had since...

Er, let's not get ahead
of ourselves.

No, but I swear you can be honest.
I don't know.

I don't remember the best kiss
I've ever had. Wow, OK.

Was it the best kiss
you've ever had?

Definitely.
Really?

Mm.

You act well in front
of a crowd so...

I act well in front of a crowd?
Yeah.

I can still do it, privately.
Oh, really?

You know, some people, like, act up.

I don't act up.

MUSIC: 'To Be With You'
by Post Tense

# I'm the one who wants to be
With you

# Deep inside
I hope you feel it too... #

She is.
Yeah, surely not.

How was that?

How was what?

How does that taste, Indiyah?
Tastes like... I don't know.

I don't know.
Tastes like sugar.

And spice.
Sweet like sugar, baby!

We need to recouple.

SHE LAUGHS

I feel like the thing
between me and Dami, like,

over this past couple of days,

I'm just feeling a lot of, like,
chemistry and energy.

And if it feels right,
it feels right.

What am I supposed to do?
SHE CHUCKLES

No.

No, go away.

I have no lip gloss on.

It's only Jacques.

For me, like, my personality, like,
I'm so, like...

TEXT ALERT
Oh, fuck.

Shut up.
Guys, I've got a text!

No!
SHE GROANS

OK!
Spoke too soon.

OK, it says...

READS ALOUD:

Send me and Indiyah.
We're not...

Oi, me and Gemma count as a couple,
don't we?

Dami and Indiyah!
They're not a couple, though.

Don't send me and her
because I couldn't trust myself.

Luca and Gem.
They're not a couple.

No-one's in a...
Well, we're not in a couple.

Ekin and Jay! Ekin and Jay!
Yes!

We're frisky enough.

I'm going Jacques and Paige.

Jacques and Paige.
Jacques and Paige. Three.

So, we're sending
to the Hideaway...

O-o-o-o-h....
DRUMMING

ALL: Paige and Jacques!

CHEERING

Go and get your best underwear on.
There you go!

Yes!

What are you gonna wear?
What are you gonna wear?

ALL CHANT: You're going
to the Hideaway!

ALL CHANT: Hideaway! Hideaway!

Oh, girls, I can't believe
you've done this to me.

Jacques, go in there for cuddles
and deep chats tonight. Yeah!

I'm happy for them, but I think
the only reason they got in

is because there's only two couples
that could have gone in it

and they're one of them.

I'm not bitter at all.

I wanna be, like, irresistible,
but, like, you have to resist.

In there, it's pretty intimate,
there's no-one else. Exactly.

They're very affectionate in public,
let's see what they do

behind the scenes.
You know what I'm saying?

I'm nervous.
Don't be nervous!

No, don't put a vest on.

Where's your little clear bag
to put lip gloss and stuff in?

I've got my pink one over there.

Ladies and gentlemen!

You look great. You look mwah!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

THEY GIGGLE

You weren't expecting me
to dress up, were you?

100%. You're meant to go matching.

You know me. Just boxers and vest.

CHEERING

My God!

OK, this is a bit mad.

Oh, shit, yeah.
This is cute.

Imagine it, mate. Imagine it.

# Deep down in the riddle of love

# Down in
Down in riddle of love

# Down in, oh, like a riddle... #

GEMMA: I have to sleep
on my own again.

I'm sleeping by myself tonight!

# Paige and Jacques
Are in the Hideaway. #

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right. Rub it in.

# Deep down
In the riddle of love... #

I keep having flashbacks
with the challenge.

I bet you're having flashbacks
of the kiss.

# Down in, oh, like a riddle... #

SHE LAUGHS

Hmm. Hmm!

Just practising
for whenever it's time.

Er, no!

THEY LAUGH

# Down in riddle of love

# Down in, down in riddle of love

# Down in, oh, like a riddle

# Down in, down in riddle of love

# Down in, oh, like a riddle

# Down in, down in riddle of love

# Down in, oh, like a riddle

# Like a riddle, like a riddle
Whoa

# Deep down in the riddle of love. #

IAIN STIRLING: 'A new girl...

'..makes her entrance.'

Whoa!

THEY GASP