Love Island (2015–…): Season 8, Episode 1 - Episode 1 - full transcript

POLICE SIRENS

RADIO: 'Today's weather now,
it's dull and it's grey.

'But the forecast is suddenly
looking seriously sunny.

'Over now to...'

# There it is

# I've never found a love like this

# There it is

# I've never found a love like this

# There it is

# I've never found a love like this

# There it is



# Never found a love like this

# Whoop, there it is

# There it is

# I've never found a love like this

# There it is

# Never found a love like this

# Whoop, there it is

# There it is

# I've never found a love like...

# Searching for that
Feeling once again... #

PHONE CHIMES

# The one I got when
You came rolling in

# Cos I work nine to five

# But I'm out tonight



# And I'll be looking
For you till the end

# I know I can be your one and only

# Be the one to hold
You through the night

# Let me take you home
And you can show me

# When you do me right
It feels like...

# Whoop, there it is, there it is

# There it is

# I've never found a love like this

# Whoop, there it is, there it is

# There it is

# I've never found
A love like this... #

IAIN STIRLING: 'Buckle up, Britain,
cos the OG dating show is back.'

LOVE ISLAND THEME

'The sun is shining, the sea is blue
and there's not a cloud in the sky.

'Actually, there was one,
but we had it digitally removed,

'because nothing gets in the way
of a sexy opening montage.

'Yes, we are back,
and the big news is,

'we've got a brand-new villa.

'Incredibly, we managed to find
one that's got 57 cameras

'and a giant communal bedroom.

'I've no idea what this place
was used for before,

'but I looked into a drawer
and found handcuffs, lube

'and a copy of Tractor's Monthly
marked,

' "Property of the House Of
Commons."

'This new villa is bigger
and better than ever.

'The kitchen's bigger,
the pool is bigger, the fire pit...

'OK, that's the same size.

'But the price of gas
has gone through the roof,

'so the bills are enormous.

'And for the next two months,

'this place is gonna be home
to a load of gorgeous young things

'with nothing on their minds
but those magical three Fs -

'fun, flirting and fifty grand.

'This year the casting team
tracked down the smartest

'and most talented young
people in the country

'and asked them if they
had any fit mates

'that wanted to go on the telly.
Did they pull it off?

'Let's find out by saying
hello to the class of 2022.'

Hello!
Nice to meet you.

Oh, my God.
My name is Paige.

I'm Indiyah.

Argh!
Oh, my God.

We're here! Ha!
Oh, my God, it's so nice.

I love it, I absolutely love it.
It looks so pretty!

Where's the drinks? I love drinks.

Prosecco. Prosecco, prosecco.
Ooh, prosecco!

BOTH: Oh, my God.

Gal, look at this.
This looks so nice!

Right, let's pop it.
Let's waste no time.

Face it that way.
I don't want it next to me!

I'm a pro, I'm a pro.

CORK POPS
Wow! That was so unexpected.

OK, go on, go on.

This is gonna be so stunning.
I haven't had a drink in forever.

Stop, wait. Yeah, go.

A little bit more, just a tad.
Just, like, that much.

Shit.
Thank you.

What shall we cheers to?
Love Island, baby!

Love Island! Good vibes! Whoo!

I'm Paige, I'm 24
and I'm a paramedic from Swansea.

My colleagues will be like,
"Who's that girl?

"That is not how she looks
on a day-to-day basis."

My previous relationship,
I was actually engaged.

Only for, like,
three or four months.

Obviously had to say yes,
cos how do you say no?

But that ended.

We just wanted
different things in life.

The ring was cute, though.

Everyone says I'm a hell of a flirt.

I don't even realise I'm doing it,
it just comes out. Oops.

I like a bit of a dad bod.
A bit muscly.

Facial hair is a requirement.
It's not a want, it's a need.

I had a great time being single

but now I'm definitely ready to
have that love and romance again.

I am, like,
so buzzed to go in the villa

and potentially meet
my future husband.

Could you imagine?! Ha!

I feel like this could
be a cinema area.

Do you think that's the fire pit?
No, that one. That's the main one.

Oh, yeah.
The main fire pit.

Cute kitchen.
I will not be in the kitchen.

Eat, sleep, crack on and repeat.
Amen to that.

I'm Indiyah, I'm 23,

and I'm a hotel waitress
from London.

Perks of the job,
definitely canapes and the hot guys.

Whatever happens in the hotel,
stays in the hotel. Ha!

My friends have described
me as cheerful, outgoing,

and very adventurous.

I like to go with the flow
and I'm always up for a good time.

I would say my love life
is quite random.

I may have a few people
on the go at once.

I do like to keep them in rotation
and see who's doing the better job.

Bit of a female player but... Ha!

I did have two of the guys
I was speaking to

at the same time
at my birthday last year.

In the same room but they didn't
know about each other.

So, yeah,
until you make me your girlfriend...

Finding love is really
important to me.

Maybe the right guy can calm me
down little bit.

Oh, OK. This is quite vibey.
Yeah, it is.

I like it.
Gorgeous view.

Lots of greenery.

This is hot.
It is hot.

Cheers again.
Cheers, hon!

This is stunning.
So, guys. What are you saying?

Tall, handsome, tattoos, fresh trim,
you know?

Fresh trim, facial hair?
No. No facial hair.

Great, cos I like facial hair.
Perfect!

OK, so we won't have any problems,
then.

# I wanna celebrate with you

# Like it's the last night
Of our lives

# I wanna celebrate
Celebrate with you

# Like it's the last night of... #

Oh, my God!
THEY GASP

Somebody else is here!
Shut up. Shall we go and see?

Crazy! Hi!
Hi! Oh, my God, you look stunning!

Hi, nice to meet you!
You OK? Oh, my gosh, hi.

Hi, nice to meet you.
I'm Indiyah.

Indiyah, what's your name?
Paige. Paige, I'm Tasha.

Nice to meet you.
You too!

I'm good, I'm great.
This is crazy. It is really crazy.

Take it in.

So what about you
and your dating life?

Oh, my God, it's been so shit.

Haven't found that click
with someone, you know, that...

Hopefully you will find that,
you will find that.

ALL: Cheers!

Oh, my God, you smell amazing!
Thank you!

I'm Tasha, I'm 23, a model
and dancer from North Yorkshire.

My dating history is actually
shambles.

I would say I've probably go on
about six to ten dates a month.

When it comes to men,
I have such high standards.

Just someone that's confident,
honest, sexy.

I have a superpower.

I was born completely deaf.
It doesn't define me.

It's just part of who I am
that makes me special and unique.

Just to find a guy that's like,

"I love Tasha
just cos of who she is,"

that's the sentence
that I would love to hear.

The thought of finding love
just gives me goose bumps.

I'm ready to get in there,
get my heels on,

get my bikinis on and just have
the best summer of my life.

Have you been
in a relationship before?

Yeah, so I've been
in two relationships.

It's kind of right at the point
where I say

I deserve better
than I was getting.

I'm a very affectionate person
and like, I like to be shown off.

I like to be like, "This is my girl,
like, look at her." Yeah.

What's like the biggest, like,
red flag for you?

It's very hard to choose just one

cos I feel like men
are just full of red flags.

They are walking red flags.
Literally a walking red flag.

Literally. In general, I like
a well put together, well-kept man.

I'll take a rugged guy all day long.
Broken nose, puffy ears.

Like a bad boy?
Yeah!

# You used to hypnotise me
Did it so easy

# I'm finally free from your control

# I don't need a kiss. #

Yoo-hoo!
Hi! Hi!

You OK?
How are you?

Oh, my goodness.
You're so tall!

Hello, what's your name?
Tasha. Tasha, Amber.

Nice to meet you, I'm Indiyah.
Hello. Hello, mwah. You OK?

What's your name?
I'm Paige.

Paige. I mean,
where are these drinks?

Come on, let's get some drinks.

Oh, my God. You look gorgeous.
Why have I got skinny heels on?

I literally was like, my foot
is going to get caught in there.

I need a drink so bad. Oh, my gosh.
Here's your glass.

Cheers. Cheers!
Love Island 2022!

I'm Amber, I'm 24,

I'm from London, I'm a nanny.

When I pick up the kids from school,
people do turn their heads

and I'm trying to be professional,

but I do get a few eyes
from the dads.

Oh, my gosh, funny story.

I baby-sat for a dad
and like a week later,

he liked me on a dating app.
Very awkward.

I've been single
for about a year and half

and now I'm... want a boyfriend.
Want a little spoon every Sunday.

I can't stand dating apps.

I want to meet people in person
and I love flirting.

I am a bit of a wild child.
Guys, need to match that energy.

I'm excited to get into the villa.

I'm done with sort of little boys,
running around after kids,

definitely after a real man.

Oh, my God, right, I feel like we
need to do another "cheers".

What we cheersing to?

Good vibes.
Good vibes and a good summer.

New friendships.
Literally, new friendships. Cheers!

I'm ready for the hot guys,
to be honest. Where they at?

God's sake. Bit nervous.
Are you? Yeah, little bit.

I don't know what to expect.
I am nervous.

Actually, no, they can have me
as I am. They can have me as I am.

They need to be impressing us,
we don't need to be impressing them.

They're gonna have to love us
without make-up and stuff.

Hopefully no-one's wearing
any ugly trunks.

So what trunks are you feeling?

What if they come in with
pineapples all over 'em?

They're just gonna be in trousers.
Trunks?

Let's not be judging outfits.

Yes, you know,
it's about what's inside.

You're so full of shit!
Oh, shut up! Liar!

# Step into my shoes

# Maybe then, maybe then
Oh, then you'll know

# See it through my eyes

# Maybe then, maybe then Oh,
then you'll go...

# See it through my eyes

# See it
See it

# See it through my eyes. #

ALL: Hi!

GEMMA: Hello, girls.
Hi. Hi.

Oh, my gosh, you look stunning!

Hello, nice to meet you.
What's your name?

Gemma, nice to meet you.

Gemma, I'm Amber.
I'm Tasha. Stunning. Oh, my God.

Nice to meet you, I'm Indiyah.
Indiyah.

Hi, hon, you OK? I'm Paige.
Nice to meet you. You look lush.

Do you wanna drink? Yes!
Let's get you a drink.

You get to open the fresh bottle.
Oh, really?

Oh, shit, don't scare me.
Oh, my God. Tell us all about you.

Oh, my gosh,
so, what do you want to know?

How old are you, where do you live?
So I live in Chester. OK.

How old are you? I'm 19.
19?

THEY GASP
Yeah, not many people expect it. No!

Oh, my gosh, do you feel old now?
See, 24's old.

ALL CHEER

I like my boys like my horses, tall,
dark and lets me be the boss.

I'm Gemma, I'm 19 and I'm
an international dressage rider

from Chester.
Dressage is like dancing on horses.

I have one horse,
Sirius Black is his show name.

At the moment, my horse and my three
dogs are my only loves in my life.

I would say I am a good girlfriend,
but you're going to ask me

what do I do to be a good girlfriend
and I can't actually list

any good things.

I'm not the best cook.

I mean, I am caring, but, you know,
I am a little bit selfish as well.

I shouldn't have said that at all!

I am quite competitive.
It is in my blood.

My dad does have an opinion
on who I date,

but it would be nice
if I did score in the villa,

that would be the goal.
D'you see what I did there?

Going to be one of those days.

How long's everyone been
single? Obviously everyone's single.

I've been single
for about a year and a half. Same.

Yeah, so I've been like
obviously dating around,

but my last relationship
was like four years ago.

Oh, really?
Just not for me.

I like tall, muscly,
sort of dark features,

someone that doesn't play games
and, you know,

try and keep me on my toes.
Can't be arsed with that. Yeah.

You all look stunning.

I just can't wait to have
the best summer. I know!

IAIN STIRLING: 'Girls, there's a
Whitmore at the door,

'she's literally the only person
walking into that villa today

'who hasn't put her hands up
in the air,

'guess what song they've
chosen for her? Muppets.'

# Sometimes I feel like
Throwing my hands up in the air

# Well, I know I count on you

# Sometimes I feel like saying
"Lord I just don't care"

# You got the love
I need to see me through... #

Hello, girls, how are you?
ALL: Hi!

Welcome to Love Island.

CHEERING

You are the first Islanders
in our brand-new villa.

What do you think of it?

Amazing!
Stunning!

Come over here,
we're gonna line up by the pool.

Right now?
Right now.

# Turn up the music... #

My heart is thumping.

# OK, all right

# It's about damn time... #

Think fast, it's fine.

Well, girls, it's time to couple up.

Things are a little different
this year.

Oh, elaborate!

LAUGHTER

Well, you thought that you'd all
be stepping forward

for the boys that you fancy
the most, yes?

Oh, my God, stop!

However, this is Love Island,
and you never know what to expect.

Stop!

Don't!

I'm ready to cry.

My belly's literally
doing backflips.

For the first time ever,
we asked the public to play Cupid...

GASPING
Oh, my God.

..and pick the boy they thought
you should couple up with.

No!

LAUGHTER

He's gonna be short,
no tattoos, ugly tramp.

Oh, my God.

How you feeling?
Is this a good thing?

The decision's out of your hands.

It's up to the public.
So, you're not happy?

No, absolutely not, no.
I can't see any good in this.

This is, like,
the worst situation for me.

I'm shitting it.
So you know what's happening now?

Are you ready
to meet our first boy?

ALL: Yes.

I'm so excited,
I can't wait any longer.

Please meet Dami.

Oh, my gosh.

Wow.

Welcome, Dami.
CHEERING

How are you doing?
You all look amazing.

I'm Dami, I'm 26, and I'm a
microbiologist from Dublin.

Yeah, I'm a scientist,

I'm not gonna say
I'm the brightest,

but I am pretty smart
for the most part, like.

At work,
all the girls kind of tease me,

like, "Hey, Dami's here."

I'm not gonna say I have
all the girls on lock at work,

but technically, yeah, kinda, kinda.

Basically I have this gift,
or something.

I have this birthmark shaped heart
on my penis,

and usually, like, the way it goes,

when I tell a girl that I have that,
they don't believe me,

and then I show them.
I call it my love stick.

STIFLES LAUGHTER

I like being in a relationship,

because it allows me
to be vulnerable with someone

and share the deepest parts
of myself.

Who doesn't want to fall in love?
Nobody wants to be alone forever.

I think I've been single for, like,
four years now, by choice,

cos I'm trying to find the one
that's supposed to click with me,

and I haven't found that yet.

I'm probably gonna get in trouble
for saying that,

but I haven't found that yet, so...

Welcome. How are you?

I'm pretty good, feeling amazing.
How does it look, brand-new villa?

Pretty good, but I'm just focusing
on these girls.

LAUGHTER

I'm sorry.
What you think of the girl so far?

Ten out of ten, all round. You even
look better in person, as well.

Oh, nice.

The Irish charm I hear already.

As you can see,
we have five stunning girls

standing in front of you,

but we're not going
to be asking you

to choose which one of them
you'd like to couple up with.

OK.

That decision,
it's already been made.

Really?

Oh, for real?

HE LAUGHS

That is funny, OK.
I'm game, cool.

By the public.

OK.

That is interesting.
Dami, as you can see,

we have five stunning girls
standing in front of you.

You're correct.

We've got Gemma, we've got Indiyah,

Tasha, Paige and Amber.

Dami, the girl
that the public have decided

you will couple up with...
OK.

..is...

# Can we take it back to summer?

# Where I remember... #

IAIN STIRLING:
'Dami is waiting to find out

'who the public
have coupled him up with,

'and right now,
his heart is in his mouth...

'and on the end of his penis.'

Dami, as you can see,

we have five stunning girls
standing in front of you.

You're correct.

Dami, the girl that the public have
decided you will couple up with...

OK.
..is...

# You look like a vision

# But now I'm beginning

# To see through the haze... #

..Amber.

Ooh, wow.

Please head over
and say hello to Amber.

Hi.
Hi.

Hey. Hiya. You OK?

Little peck. Little handshake.

Always, French kiss.

We have our first Love Island couple
of 2022!

CHEERING

Amber and Dami.

Amber, you had no control.
I know!

Are you happy with
the public's decision?

I mean, yeah, why not?
I mean, I suppose we'll see.

Dami, how about you?

I'm happy. I'm happy.
You willing to give things a go?

Yeah, definitely.
He has no choice!

You've got no choice, basically.

True, true, true.

OK, four single girls left.
Are you ready to meet our next boy?

ALL: Yeah!
Here's Liam.

Oh! "Oh!"
We've got some good reactions!

Bit of you, Tash?

Yes, girls, what's happening?

Hey!

# How will I know
If you really love me? #

I thought Elton John was two blokes
for 20 years!

I just thought it was, like,
Elt AND John.

HE CHUCKLES

# I fall in love
Whenever we meet... #

I'm Liam, I'm 22, and I'm a student
from Newport, South Wales.

# How will I know? #

My friends would describe me
as cheeky, caring,

and probably curious.

I just wonder about things like

how does a grape
go from a grape to a raisin?

It's mad.

# How will I know
If you really love me? #

I've been single now for about six,
seven months.

I do get hypnotised
by the way a girl looks,

and I need to realise that there's a
little bit more to the relationship.

I love all different types of girls.

If she's got blonde hair,
if she's got... blue hair.

I wouldn't shut someone off just cos
of the colour of their hair.

I'm going on Love Island
to find love.

I know what I want, so I know what I
like and I know what I don't like,

and the minute I see that, I could
fall in love on the first day.

Welcome to Love Island and our
brand-new pad. Do you like it?

Oh, it's unreal.

You happy to stay here for a while?
Yeah, I hope so anyway.

What about these ladies
in front of you?

Absolutely stunning.

I was excited before,
but even more excited now.

Right,
you're not here for a holiday.

Time to get coupled up.
Yeah, let's get to it.

As you can see, Liam, we already
have one couple, Amber and Dami.

But Liam,
there's something you don't know.

What?

This year, the choice of who you
couple up with isn't yours.

THEY ALL CHUCKLE

So, whose is it?

It's the public
who have chosen for you.

Wow! OK!

That's mad!

Yeah?
Yeah, no, that's crazy.

I thought I'd have
a little bit of a say, but...

Hopefully I'm in safe hands.

OK, Liam, the girl
you're coupling up with is...

..Gemma.

ALL: Ooh!

Go on over.

Hello.
How are you doing? You OK?

Nice to meet you.
You got a little hug.

You OK?
Yeah, I'm good, are you? Good.

Liam, I saw a big smile
when you walked over there.

Did the public choose wisely?

Yeah, no, definitely. I'm a happy...
I'm a happy man. 100%.

Gemma, he's 100% happy.
What about you?

Yeah, he's cute. He's fit.
I'm happy.

Nice eyes.
Yeah, really nice.

So we have our second
Love Island couple of 2022!

CHEERING
Gemma and Liam!

Well, girls,
you don't need to worry,

because there's still
lots more single boys to come.

Are you ready to meet our next boy?

ALL: Yes!

Say hello to Ikenna.

CHEERING

Heya!

Hey, this looks nuts!

OK, how many girls have I kissed
in the same night?

I think my record may be 15, 20?

I'm Ikenna, I'm 23,

I'm a pharmaceutical sales
specialist from Nottingham.

Being a salesman has given me
the tools to chat to girls.

I'm a good salesman.
I hit my targets every month.

My friends would describe me
as a likeable cheeky chappie

with a wandering eye.
Yeah, my eyes wander quite a lot.

The thing that catches my eyes first
is bunds.

Bunds, Bundesliga.
Booty, bum.

Yeah, I need something
I can put my head on to rest.

I've been single for three years.

I don't really need to do much,
I think, when it comes to girls.

They come up to me, they move to me.

I'm very excited to see what girls
and bunds are in the villa.

Ikenna, you're here. Love Island.

Hey!
It's exciting, isn't it?

Very exciting.
Very good-looking ladies.

Yeah,
what do you think of the girls?

Er, bit stuck, actually.

Wait, who is stepping forward?
Am I stepping forward?

LAUGHTER

I'll fill you in in just a second,
Ikenna.

He's getting very eager,
he's excited.

This year, we've taken the decision
out of your hands...

OK.

..and placed it in the hands
of the public.

Oh!
HE LAUGHS

OK.

So you can see we have two couples
already. Mm.

Gemma and Liam, and Amber and Dami.

And we still have
three single girls. Mm.

Indiyah, Tasha, and Paige.

How are you feeling right now?

Are you nervous, are you excited,
what's going on?

I'm gassed. Yeah?
Yeah, I wanna know who.

The girl you've been coupled up
with is...

..Indiyah!

Hey!

Go on over.

Nice to meet you.

Hello. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.

Everyone's got
some serious shoes on.

Yeah, I know,
they're absolutely painful.

You smell nice, too.
You smell nice.

Oh, thanks.

What about you, Ikenna?
I'm gassed.

You have a big smile on your face.
I know, I'm gassed.

Do you think the public
have got it right?

Er, yeah.

We have our third couple
of Love Island 2022,

Indiyah and Ikenna.

APPLAUSE

OK, folks, we've got three couples.

We have two lovely single girls
still standing in front of me.

Tasha, you're looking
a little bit nervous.

Yeah, it's the waiting game.

I want to know who I'm with,
it's literally like, ah!

Paige, you still have that big smile
on your face. Excited?

Always. Positive energy.

And then, you know, positive
and good things will come, right?

Let's get our next boy in here,
yeah?

Yes.
Let's do it. I'm ready.

Girls, this is Andrew.

CHEERING

Oh, my God.

Hi, Andrew.
Hello. You all right?

I'm good, how are you?
Very good, thank you.

Happy to be here.

Hi, my name's Andrew,
I'm 27 years old, I am from Guernsey

and I'm a real estate agent
in Dubai.

# You bring me joy
Within my soul... #

Real estate out in Dubai is very,
very similar to Selling Sunset.

You need to have the chat, you need
to be able to sell them a dream.

There is a lot of flirting
with your clients

and it has definitely got me
a little bit of a reputation.

I have hooked up with one client
whilst doing a viewing.

I won't go into too much detail
with that, maybe.

# I need you,
You know I need you... #

I've definitely had my fun
in Dubai now,

but it's time to meet the one.

I'm definitely ready,
I'm 27 years old,

you know, time is ticking.

# I need joy within my soul... #

I definitely get bored very easily.

I absolutely love a fiery girl
that's gonna keep me on my toes.

someone who's got a bit about them.

bit short, little pocket rocket.
If I get bored, then I obviously

will wander, for sure.

Andrew, welcome.
Thank you. You all right?

Yeah. How are you feeling?
A bit nervous?

A bit nervous, but all good,
happy to be here. Yeah, buzzing.

What do you think of all our girls?

Yeah, the girls are stunning,
aren't they? Yeah?

Andrew, we've given the decision
of who you couple up with

to the public.
OK, cool.

OK, so we already have three couples
in front of you -

Gemma and Liam,

Indiyah and Ikenna,
and Amber and Dami.

But there are still two
single girls - Tasha and Paige.

Andrew, are you ready to find out

who the public think
you could fall in love with?

I am, yeah.
I'd like to see what they think,

so, yeah, let's go for it.

The girl that you're gonna
couple up with is...

..Tasha. Head on over.

Hi.
Hi, you all right?

Yeah, are you?
Yeah, thank you.

Good. Cute.

Tasha.
Mm?

Happy?
Very happy.

Yeah? Feel like he's a bit of me.
A bit cheeky, good vibes,

I can feel it already.
OK. Andrew?

Yeah, very happy, I can't complain.
Andrew's very happy.

Very happy.
OK. Very good.

We have our fourth couple,
everyone - Tasha and Andrew.

Whoo!
APPLAUSE

We now have four couples
and only one single girl, Paige.

So, Paige, this is it,
you know that you'll be coupling up

with the next boy who walks in.
How you feeling?

Now I'm nervous. Like, all my
confidence has now gone.

Paige, are you ready to find out
who the public have chosen for you?

Yeah, OK.
Here's... Luca.

How are you, Luca?
Not bad. You?

Hi, you all right?
Welcome.

I'm Luca Bish and I sell fish.

# I said damn, what did he do? #

I'm 23 and I'm from Brighton.

It's good banter up the fish market,
but it ain't great with the smell.

I think it's put me off for life,
to be fair.

My friends would describe me
as cheeky, funny.

A lot of them would say
I'm always up to something,

I can't sit still.

# Crazy what love can do. #

I've been single
for about ten months now.

If there's a girl I like,
you'll see me going from

a break dance to an Irish dance
in the pub to get her attention.

Nine times out of ten,
having a good laugh with a girl

means they're ending up in your bed.

# Can someone tell me
What is happening to me? #

I'm getting excited to get in that
villa and hopefully meet the one.

# Crazy what love can do,
Crazy what love can do. #

All right, girls?
Hiya.

Welcome. How are you feeling?
Buzzing.

Bit nervous at all?
Shaking a little.

Yeah. I'm trying not to give it
away, but yeah, I'm buzzing.

Right, Luca, we currently have four
couples standing in front of you.

They are Gemma and Liam,
Indiyah and Ikenna,

Tasha and Andrew,
and Amber and Dami.

And you may have noticed, Luca,

there's one single girl still -
Paige.

But there's something
I need to fill you in on,

that everyone else knows,
except you.

Go on, then.
You look terrified.

LAUGHTER

This year, it's not down to you
who you couple up with.

The decision has been made for you
by the public.

Do you see where
this might be going?

Yeah, it's pretty obvious, innit?

LAUGHTER
Hey! You're quick.

So, the girl, Luca,
that you're coupling up with is...

You'll be shocked for this (!)

..lovely Paige!
Do I go up?

Off you go. That was easy,
wasn't it? Yeah, it wasn't too bad.

Hi, you all right?
Hi, you OK? Yeah.

Paige, you had to wait
till the very end.

Yeah,
the suspense literally killed me.

Was Luca worth the wait?

We will soon see.
OK.

We have our final couple,
Paige and Luca!

APPLAUSE

OK, that's it, we now have
our gorgeous five couples:

So, you're now gonna
spend time as couples,

living together,
doing challenges together.

How does that sound?

ALL MUMBLE

You can be a little more excited.
Sounds good?

LAUGHTER

In eight weeks' time,

the public will be voting
for their favourite couple,

and that couple stands to win
a huge £50,000 prize.

But remember, guys,
this is Love Island,

and the path to true love
never runs smooth.

I'm gonna leave you
to get to know each other

and I'll see you very soon.

Have fun.

# Love in the sun. #

IAIN STIRLING:
'The coupling is over,

'and the Islanders will soon
be unpacking their suitcases,

'apart from Andrew
who's brought a handbag he says

'he picked up in the Bristol branch
of Sainsbury's.'

OVERLAPPING CHATTER
I'm Ikenna.

You all right?
Nice to meet you.

Hi, are you all right?
Hello.

What's your name?
Gemma.

I haven't met you yet.
Right.

SHE LAUGHS

Hi, are you OK?
Sorry.

You OK?
Yeah, are you good, hun?

Welsh, aren't you?
I am.

Where are you from?
Swansea. Are you?

Yeah, where are you from?
Newport.

Oh, my God, that's not even far.
Just down the road, yeah.

You sound way more Welshy than me,
though. Are you mad?

Where is your accent from?
I'm from a little island

called Guernsey,
but I live in Dubai.

Aye, Irish accent.
Did you say Irish? Are you Irish?

No, Guernsey. It's a little island
in between England and France.

Yeah.
Interesting.

Right, shall we have a chat?
Let's have a chat.

'After 30 seconds
of getting to know each other,

'our couples have decided
they need to spend some time apart.

'Well, don't look at me,
you chose them!'

Is everyone happy with their choice,
then?

Have the public done all right?

Yeah, mate.
No, I'm buzzing with mine, like.

Yeah? Your type to a T?
Spot on, like.

Snore off, mate.

ALL LAUGH

Just snore off.

I'm, like, happy. I'm happy.
Yeah.

I'm not, like, blown away.
OK.

Yeah.
Let's put it like that.

OK.
Is he your type?

Like, physically, like how he looks?
Muscles, yes.

He's probably a bit shorter
than I usually go for.

How do you like yours?

Well, I don't know him yet.
He's got a nice height on him.

Well, duh!

Yeah, he's good-looking.
Yeah. Yeah.

He had the crocs. I was like,
"Is she gonna approve of the crocs?"

Do you know what, I like good shoes,
but I like crocs.

Do you know, I'm full on judging
the crocs. I'm not feeling them.

What do you think, Paige?

Yeah, he is cute. He is not like...
He's not my usual type.

He seems like a pretty boy.

On a night out, you'd just know
he's having all the attention.

Let's be real.
But he smells amazing.

OK, so first impressions of Luca was
he wasn't quite as tall

as what I would have, like,
hoped for,

but the tats, I think,
make up for it.

And I'm happy to say where it goes.
But we'll see.

It's early days, but I fall hard
and quick all the time.

So maybe I shouldn't do that
this time.

So Paige isn't too sure
about her resident fishmonger Luca,

but I can tell you, Paige,
that boy has got a lot of "sole",

and some trout
and a freezer full of salmon.

Ooh!

OK. OK.

Now we're talking.
This is even a different layout.

Fucking hell!

Wait, find our names.
Where's are names?

My name is here. Yo, listen,
I'm sleeping on the side, right?

No, no, no. I love that...

Rock, paper, scissors.
Rock, paper, scissors.

Well, Paige,
what side do you actually want?

You cheated!
No, no!

I'm sorry, my darling.
No, again. One more time.

Sorry, my darling.
Best of three.

The brand-new Love Island villa
is stunning.

I love it.
I think it's a vibe.

This is exciting, isn't it?

I swear,
this place is actually ling.

Ling, ling, ling.

Bloody hell!

Wouldn't mind to be a girl,
would you? Oh, my gosh!

Oh, my God, our dream.
This is insane.

Oh! Ahhh!
Have you seen the make up?

Lip gloss. Finally.

Oh, my God. Is that the terrace?
Yes, ma'am.

King of the world!

This is mad, though.

Would you say you've got it type?
Big question.

Yeah. It depends, innit, though.

Tall.
Yeah.

I'm not about to tell you my type.
That's not hard, though.

Oh, you will want to save that
for first date?

Not even.
I'm never gonna tell you that.

Huh?
Why would I tell you my type?

Why?
So you can play up to it.

You're just going to pretend to be
my type, and then just like...

Why would I pretend to be your type?
..act up to it.

I don't know. Men are weird.

I'm finding Indiyah a bit of a...
sort of a tough egg, like, to crack.

Like, I'm just cracking away
at the eggshells.

But, yeah, no, early days.

Good, good first impression so far,
so I'm intrigued.

HE CHUCKLES

All right, then you can answer
my question what's your type?

I don't have a type.
You don't have a type at all?

No, I don't have a type.

Mm. So, what are you looking for
in a girl?

What am I looking for?
I'm into, like...

Obviously, girl's gotta be pretty.

Is that it?
But I'm into, like, big bums.

I'm a bum guy.
I don't have a big bum.

No, but you got a good bum.
It's not big, though.

Yeah, but not huge, though.

Like, we're not talking about,
like, Kim Kardashian tings, nah!

OK, so... I'm into pretty girls,
good-looking girls.

Fair enough. So, what's
your dating history been like?

I've only been in one relationship.
OK.

Erm... not really dated
properly, though.

My last long-term relationship
was, like, four years ago.

OK. It was my first relationship.
I've only been in one relationship.

Same!
Yeah.

That's mad, yo. I've just been,
like, dating after that.

Yo, Indiyah, that's mad.
Really?

We've both been in one relationship?
Is that so surprising?

Yo, our names both start with a I,
both being in one relationship...

THEY LAUGH

Mm... am I happy? I'm not sure.
I mean, it's early days, early days.

But we must have something in common

if the public have put us together,
so, yeah.

ANDREW: What did you,
like, say, like, your type was?

TASHA: So, really,
I don't really have a type.

Like, all my exes are so different.
OK.

But, like, normally, I would say,
quite tall. Mm.

Brunette.
Yeah?

Bit of a beard.
Bit of a beard?

Tattoos.
Ah, OK. All right!

So... yeah, I understand
why they would've picked you.

Yeah, fair enough.
And, like, nice eyes.

So, what was your type, then?
My type, usually...

All right, this is gonna sound bad.
Oh, God!

So, usually... Well, usually,
I go for brunettes. OK.

I've actually never been out
with a blonde.

But, like, yeah.
First time for everything.

Interesting.
See what happens.

What about your past, then?
Like, your dating life.

So, my last relationship
was for two and a half years.

I'm more of a relationship lad,
I'd say. Mm-hm.

Single life, like, it's fun, but,
like, I'd say for a month or two,

then I just get really bored of it.

What about you?
I've only had two relationships.

Right. And the longest I've had
is five months, so...

What?! Five months?
Yeah.

So I've got a bit of a challenge
on my hands, then?

Yeah, so I haven't really been
in a long-term relationship. OK.

I've, like, got that eye contact.
Eye contact to me is so important.

I feel like he were giving us that,
you know, like, "Mm-hm."

But, obviously, he's like an onion.

I just have to remember
he's a little onion,

and I've not even peeled back
the first layer yet.

So, hopefully,
he's a good onion on the inside,

because it's about the inside
that counts.

How long have you been
doing modelling, then, for?

Erm, I've been doing it
for a year and a half now. Yeah?

And I've been dancing
ever since I was five.

So you're a dancer?
Yeah.

Gotta be pretty flexible
for that, eh?

No, you don't have to be flexible.
HE LAUGHS

You might find out!
THEY LAUGH

I can see you blushing a little bit.

Mm, yeah,
I think I will find out, yeah.

OK, love the confidence.

Mm, yeah, you got to be.
Mm.

All right, what's your go-to date?

The last date I took a girl out,
I took her up on a plane.

That's a pretty out-there date,
to be fair. Yeah.

It's got to stand out,
the first one. Can't top that.

After that,
you're going Nando's every week.

What's your favourite sex position?
That's a question. Wow.

Just straight in there,
just like that?

Erm, Broken Eagle, for sure.
The what?

Broken Eagle.
D'you wanna show me it quick?

Erm, no. Why, what about you?
Explain it, explain it.

Erm, it's like when you, the girl,
like, lies on the bottom,

obviously...
So, you're on the mattress.

Back on the mattress?
Lying on my front.

Yeah, OK. And then, you know
how, like, girls sleep usually?

Like, the one leg half-bent
sort of thing? Yeah.

And the other leg straight,
and then, you know,

the guy doing his thing from behind.

Hips.
Yeah!

I can't believe
you just made me say that.

And my one,
my favourite sex position...

Mm.
..would be, erm...

I think it's called,
like, an oyster, summat oyster?

Right.
You're gonna have to go into detail.

Right, so, your legs are, like,
up in the air. Mine, specifically?

Yeah, OK. Yours, definitely...
are up in the air.

My head's poking through your legs
sort of thing. Know what I mean?

Might as well
get to know each other quickly.

She's definitely someone
who I'd get on with

and is right up my street.

But my eye I've got
on Tasha and Gemma, I'd say.

As well as Paige. Ha!

So, how long have you been,
like, single?

For, like, four years.
Oh, my God. Four years.

What about you?
Like, a year and a half.

I get in more trouble
when I'm single, obviously.

Do you give girls false hope?
I never give false hope, no, no, no.

I know you're winding me up
but I still have to say it out loud!

No, I never do that,
I'm very honest and straight.

Straight up, like.

Serious question.
Would you step forward?

Yeah, I think so.
Really? Don't lie to me.

No, I'm not lying to you.
I think I would have. Whoo!

For a moment, when we were first
coupled up, I thought,

"Oh, is he gonna be quite quiet?

"Am I just gonna talk
over him all the time?"

But he had a lot to say.
And he cracked a few jokes.

He seems to... tick a few boxes,

but don't want to get
too ahead of myself.

Who would you have picked
out of all of us?

Don't just, like, be biased.

I mean, out of all of you,

you and then Indiyah
and then maybe Paige.

You seem happy-ish, I'm assuming.
I seem happy-ish?

I don't know. That's confident.
You're confident, huh?

Well, you said you would pick me,
Paige or...

I'm just joking.
I'm joking with you. Exactly.

I hope you can take jokes, cos you
were dishing them out a lot there.

I know. I definitely can.

She's kind of funny.

Obviously,
we take it one step at a time.

I think we're both two people
who let things happen.

We'll just see if it rocks,
basically.

Tell me more. You love animals,
you've got Staffies.

You've got a Staffy.
Yeah.

Our Italian Greyhound,
he's really cute.

Italian Greyhound.
Are they, like, the big grey ones?

Ha-ha! No.

Like... the Italian ones
are just, like, miniature.

Do you have any other pets?
Horses.

So we've got, like,
12 horses at home.

At home?
Yeah.

Like, home-home?
Yeah.

Where you live?
Yeah.

12 horses?
You must have a big house, though.

You've got like...

Actually, no, it's outside
you keep the horses, innit.

In the stables.
Yeah.

What do you do again?
I've not even asked you.

So I've just finished, like,
basically all my studies.

Right, OK. What did you study?
Erm...

Just finished a Masters
now in Strength and Conditioning.

Right, OK.
Do you know what that is?

Yeah.
Strength and conditioning?

Yeah.
Go on, then, tell me.

No, don't be a dick.
What do you think it is?

No, I'm not playing
that stupid game.

Most people get it wrong.

OK, you've just finished doing
strength and conditioning, yeah?

Yeah.
How long were you studying for?

Four years. Oh, shit.
So what do you wanna do?

Going forward?
Mm-hm.

Going into sports
performance type stuff,

so working in football teams,
with athletes and stuff,

make sure they're all training the
right way for their sport and stuff.

Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.

We on the same page?
Yeah. Interesting.

Football's my sport. I don't play
any more, but I used to. I just...

I love football, like.
Did you play at a decent level?

Erm, no, not really.
I stopped playing young. Why?

I feel like you've been with
an ex-footballer or something. No.

No? You've been with a footballer?
No!

Oh. Why did you ask me
if I play at a decent level, then?

I'm interested.
Oh, right, OK.

IAIN STIRLING: 'So, as the sun sets,
what have we learnt

'from our first
fantastic day in paradise?

'Well, Guernsey's in Ireland,
horses don't live in your house,

'and the fishmonger's
favourite sex position -

'surprise, surprise -
involves oysters.'

# Oh, my love, where did you go now?

# Where did you go now?
I wanna know. #

Oh, my God, I love the hat.

This is gonna be me
with a pair of shades.

# With my love, with my love

# Where did you go? #

Oh, my God, it looks so nice
out there. I'll see.

I just think there's
so many stunning girls here.

I can hear people talking, but I'm
not sure if it's the boys or...

You ain't gonna go down, like,
your local town

and see five girls like that.
Do you know what I mean?

You'll see one maybe.

Yeah, true. But to have five
of them, it's incredible.

It's gonna be fun, man.

BOTH GIGGLE

Do you reckon you'll pull anyone
tonight?

Er... Dunno. I mean...

Well, you said your type. I think
I'll have chats with everyone.

I'd say the top three
is gonna be, like,

Gemma, Paige.
Yeah, Paige sounds your type.

HE LAUGHS

Yeah. I'll be honest.
But, I mean, Tasha's fit.

So, like, them three?
Yeah, those three.

Oh, that's such a good hiding space
cos we're disguised by the leaves.

# With my love
Where did you go? #

Who's planting a kiss tonight, then?

Planting a kiss?
Yeah.

If it comes to it,
then, yeah, why not?

Are any of you gonna pull anyone
for a chat tonight?

Gosh, I don't know.

I think I'll have to see
what the vibes are like.

See what they're wearing first,
is it? Yeah.

Oh, yeah!

# You see, I tried to find you
But words can't describe you

# Baby, only one night ain't enough

# Oh, my love, where did you go?

# Where did you go now?
I wanna know

# Oh, my love
Where did you go now? #

Right, let's cheers
to new friendships, new love,

and let's have the best summer
of our lives.

ALL CHEER

# With my love, with my love

# Where did you go?

# Where did you go
With my love?

# I wanna know

# Where did you go? #

Let's have a girls' chat.
Yeah, let's, Tasha.

I need to talk to you all
for a minute.

Don't you want to come
on the beanbags?

Everyone.
Oh, OK.

It's about finding the right timing,

and I felt that was
the perfect opportunity

to get everyone together
and just be like,

"This is me, this is who I am."

Sorry, I wanted
to get everyone together.

I wanted to find the right time,
and this is perfect timing.

But basically,
I was born completely deaf. Oh, OK.

And I wear a cochlear implant
in my right ear.

Yeah, it's just something cool
that I've got about myself.

Yeah.
Oh, my God.

It doesn't define me,
it's just a part of who I am.

Literally,
I would not have had a clue.

To say it in front
of a bunch of people

you've never even
kind of met or know,

I think she had some balls
to do that, and credit to her.

I call it my superpower.
It is.

Honestly.
We love you and your superpower.

We love you.

She was so open about it,

and I could see on her face
it was quite a big thing for her,

so I just honestly
wanted to give her a big hug

because I wanted her to know
she's not alone

and we're all here to support her,

no matter what she's going through
like that, we all love her.

Oh, I feel so much better now.

I love this, like, I'm just so happy
that all the girls and the guys

really supported that.

That's cute, though,
that's actually cute. That was cute.

She's had balls to do that.

Ooh! Right, any changes
on how we're feeling?

Oh, I'll tell you guys.

You guys know, like,
shoes are a big thing for me.

LAUGHTER
When you're giving me that look!

This is where it's, like, crazy
because I hate shit shoes,

but he gets his toes done
and I love that.

I like men do their nails and toes
and take care of themselves.

His whole outfit is really nice,
apart from the shoes.

His energy is great.

And when we were dancing,
it was actually really cute,

and he's really nice.

I think I just need to not be so...
Over-thinking.

Yeah.
You need to be open.

Exactly, I need to be more open
and not overthink it.

You're Dami, aren't you?
Yeah.

How are you feeling about that?
I don't know.

I just think I feel like,
not it's going to be a slow burner,

but there's like obviously
an initial bit of banter,

like whatever, but I feel like
I need to warm up to him a bit.

It takes time, literally,
it's the first day.

How are you feeling?
Are you still set on a little bit?

I don't not like him.
He just seems like genuinely lovely.

I don't like look at him and
think...

What's your best chat-up line, then?

Come on,
you've all got chat-up lines!

I don't think I have one.
I just freestyle it, honestly.

I would use like,
"Do you have Insta?"

and the next line,

"My mum always told me
to follow my dreams."

Love it!
It's worked a hundred percent!

That's good.
That one is good for me!

Honestly, that has worked
every single time.

IAIN STIRLING: 'Tasha and Gemma
are with some of the boys

'and they smell something fishy.
That'll be Luca's scent.

'Basically, it's Lynx Africa
with just a hint of halibut.'

I said to you, you would
definitely be the naughty trio,

I think this area.
What? We're good boys!

No, I feel like he's the good boy
and these two are the bad boys.

So what do you two do? I sell fish.
You sell fish? Yeah. Oh, cool.

What do you do? I'm an international
dressage rider. Oh, OK.

So you teach horses to dance? No,
no, I just dance on horses. Oh, OK.

I could just see a horse doing the
robot or something!

So what, how do they dance?

They just like
fling their legs around

and move sideways and just
sort of like... Is it really hard?

Yeah, it's a bit cringe.
Gemma, what? Owen. Owen? Yeah.

Gemma Owen? Sounds nice, like.
Just flows. Yeah. I guess.

You're Italian, so what's your...?

My name is Luca,
because my mum got to choose that,

but my dad is English.
OK. And Irish. Bish. Just Bish.

Not like Bishop, just Bish.
I like that.

I feel like that's a bit
unfortunate last name. Bish?

Nah.
Nah?

Not a bit of you?

Nah. Not feeling it?

Is that your second name?
Bish, yeah. And you sell fish?!

Yeah, there you go.
Bish sells fish.

You was destined to do what you do.

IAIN STIRLING: 'Luca Bish sells
fish, like my mate Matt Lamb,

'who sells doormats.

'Talking of doors,
someone's walking through this one.

'Say hello to Davide.'

Someone is walking in.
Shut up.

Wait a fuck...
is that a new person?

Are you joking?

Someone has just walked in here.
What the fuck?

Hello, everyone.
Did anyone order an Italian snack?

GIRLS SHRIEK

Hi, my name is Davide,
I'm 27 years old and I'm Italian.

The sexiest things about me
is probably my accent.

SPEAKS ITALIAN

They call me either the Italian
stallion or the Greek God.

I personally like both of them.

When I need to go on a night out,
usually, most of them fancy me.

It's nice.
I'm not going to lie.

I'd love to be in a relationship,
I really want to fall in love,

but I love to be single as well,
to be honest.

I'm not really bothered
about competition

because I would say I'm confident
in myself.

Come on, when I'm going to walk in,
there will only be

one Italian stallion.

IAIN: The villa's been rocked
by the arrival of Davide,

AKA the Italian Stallion.

Andrew wants to say hi,
Tasha fancies a hug,

while Gemma wants to brush
the stallion down

and clean his hooves.

Hello. Hi!
Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you. Are you good?
Davide. What's your name?

Andrew.
Andrew. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.
I'm Tasha.

Nice to meet you. Davide.
Stop, I'm dying.

Luca. Nice to meet you.
I'm gonna forget the names.

LAUGHTER
Hi. Gemma. Nice to meet you.

I was, like, blown away,

and he's definitely
the most my type on paper.

Hi, are you OK? What's your name?
Davide.

Davide?
Yeah.

That's mad. When did you walk in?
Hi, nice to meet you.

Just now.
Hello, I'm Indiyah.

When I saw him, I was like,
you know, very confused,

I had no warning, no nothing,
but he is very good looking.

Davide, he looks like one of those
guys out of rom-com film.

He's fit.
He's fit.

Straightaway, I was like,
wow, fit, hot, sexy, Hercules.

I was like, who is this guy?

I literally turned around,
I was like...

Hi.
Hi, nice to meet you. Davide.

I'm done. I'm ready to get married,
I'm ready to have babies.

Like, shotgun that guy.

He sounds Italian.
Is he Italian?

I've dated Italians before.

I can fancy either
a blondie or brunette.

It doesn't matter.
Anything goes, yeah?

When I walked into the villa,

I saw the girls, really impressed,
I'm not gonna lie.

Davide is good-looking, though.
He's good-looking.

I'm not threatened.
Good-looking lad.

Good-looking lad, in't he?
Yeah, what the fuck?

That was mad,
that bombshell was crazy.

He's very good looking as well.
But, yeah, I'm not fazed.

Now I want to see the gym.

He's cute.
He is good-looking.

Everyone's gonna be fighting
over this guy. Yeah.

Is he your type?
He's good-looking, yeah.

So is he your type?
I guess.

Oh, shit.
LAUGHTER

Guys, I swear to God
I forgot all names.

No, don't worry. You can't remember
Luca? The only Italian name in here.

OK, Luca.
There you go.

Davide, fucking hell. Oh, my God.

I was thinking
I'm the good-looking Italian here,

and you've sent that geezer
through the door.

Thought I'd bring him
and introduce you. What?

What are you drinking?
Rose. Just the one.

Where is your accent from?

Italy.
Italy? Are you Italian?

Yeah, I'm from Italy, yeah.
Oh, wow.

He's, like, tall, muscly.

He's just Italian,
Italians are just fit.

Yeah, that's all I really
have to say on him at the moment.

IAIN: It's plain to see what
Davide's brought to the villa -

smouldering good looks,
Italian charm,

and a tissue box that looks like
it's been decorated

by a small talentless child.

Game of dares, anyone?

Who wants to play a really fun game
of dares?

ALL CHEER

"Do a striptease."

Go on, then. Oh!

Way!

MUSIC: 'Pony'

CHEERING

The first challenge
of Love Island 2022,

I've got to say, was very risky.
I personally loved it.

# The things I would do to you... #

The trousers as well.

Fucking hell. Italian stallion.

"Seductively kiss the finger
of an Islander you fancy the most."

LAUGHTER

I feel like the game of dares
was really fun,

it was a great icebreaker.

Oi-oi!

The question was to kiss my finger,
and he sucked it.

It only said kiss, man,
not suck the finger.

Bloody hell.

"Kiss seductively", man.

First night in the villa,

dancing straightaway,
drinks flowing,

and it was just good vibes
all the way.

"Choose someone to perform
a Magic Mike dance on you."

Absolutely do not pick me.

Gemma wouldn't give Liam
his lap dance.

I felt so awful.

He wanted to choose me and I was
sort of like, absolutely not.

I'll be nice, I'll pick Paige.

SHE SCREAMS

She warned him and gave him
such side-eye death stares.

Obviously, you have to pick someone
else, and I got the brunt of it.

WHOOPING

SCREAMING

That's all you're getting, OK?

She did well, very well.

"Kiss the Islander
you want to share a bed with."

Who are you sharing a bed with?
Liam.

And who do you want
to share a bed with?

Oh, I know who!

And then it was my turn
to, like, kiss someone.

Whoo!

And I didn't kiss him.

I was like, "Oh, my God,
that's absolutely brutal."

Davide is the guy that
I most attracted to,

but, yeah, I did feel a bit guilty
when I did that,

and I was like, "Ah that's,
like, screwed him over a bit."

So, hopefully he doesn't hate me.

"Demonstrate three sexual positions
with different Islanders each time."

Fuck.
Oh, fuck off!

LAUGHTER

I had the pleasure
of doing three sexual positions

with three different girls.

OK, I'm just gonna bend you over,
to be honest.

WHOOPING,
LAUGHTER

Oh, my God!

SCREAMING,
LAUGHTER

Oh, my God,
what do you think you're doing?

CHEERING

But, yeah, that was interesting,
and showed 'em what I can do.

"Suck the toe of the Islander
you fancy the most."

Ew, sick!

What shocked me the most
was I had to suck someone's toe,

but, you know, it was cool.
Man's on his knees!

SCREAMING,
LAUGHTER

I mean, I mean, I mean...
That was not a suck.

No, but at least...
it's in her dress.

Like, I tried it, I tried it.

It was interesting,
a bit of an eye-opener.

It says, "Sexy slow-dance
with an Islander of your choice."

What's a sexy slow dance?

WHOOPING

Come on!

He's new here, so I just thought,

maybe give a little bit
of a surprise present.

CHEERING,
WOLF-WHISTLING

That was his welcome surprise.

"Show your best orgasm face."
LAUGHTER

SHE MOANS

Oh, the face!

My best orgasm face! Ah!

"Give a foot massage to the person
in the villa

"that you like the most."

Shall I give it to Croc man?
Yeah. Yeah!

Yeah, it's easy,
and he's got his toes done. Yeah!

WHOOPING

Oh, my God!
Now, this is a piss-take.

These are the biggest feet
I've ever seen in my life!

LAUGHTER

They were probably, like,
twice the size of my head.

LAUGHTER

Right, done.

CHEERING

They were boat feet.

"Deliver your best chat-up line
to the girl you fancy the most."

You can't do that.
Why can't I?

Oh...
I've got a good one.

Tash, fancy giving us a tache?

Fancy giving us a tache?
Come on, then.

LAUGHTER

# When I'm down, down, down
Down, down... #

"Ride a boy around the island garden
like a pony."

I don't know!
Is it me?

Come on, do a little neigh.

I'm not gonna lie,
like, I know he's tall,

but when I got on his back,

like, I literally felt like
I was on a horse.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!
SCREAMING

It was a very bumpy ride,
so I couldn't help but scream

cos I thought he was
literally about to flip me over.

No, I'm gonna fall in the pool!

OK, we're good, we're good,
we're good. I'm gonna fall off!

Bloody hell!
Well done, guys.

APPLAUSE

Oh, gosh.

# I've been to hell and back
With you

# Now we are in paradise

# Look at all these
Flashing lights... #

After a busy first day in the villa,
the boys head off for a chat,

while the girls sit down to enjoy
some hot gossip,

and by the looks of it,
some very hot prosecco.

How are you lot feeling
after that game?

Mixed emotions.

You can just smell the girls
up here, can't you?

It stinks.

There's so many underlying feelings
that people won't admit to.

I feel like, because me and Ikenna
have been put together, yeah,

there's so much pressure
for him to like...

That's why I think...

So he was like,
all over me on the challenge,

but do you really want to pick me,

or are you picking me
cos we've been put together?

I do like Dami, though,

but I feel like he just kissed me
because he felt like...

You guys were coupling up.
..and I'd be pissed off.

I tell you what,

I was saying to Liam,
"Do not make me do that dance,"

and he didn't, and then I screwed
him over and kissed someone else.

Yeah!
Wow, listen.

How are we gonna clean up,
and they're leaving it like this?

Fucking hell.
Wow.

Oh, they're up there.
They're up there, be careful.

Where?
Oh, they're up there.

Oh, my God, they went through
our fucking dirty dressing room.

LAUGHTER
What?

If they're on the terrace,

they went through
our dirty dressing room.

LAUGHTER
That's so embarrassing.

They don't care.

But my knickers are in a tub
just on the floor.

A tub?
My bikini's on the floor.

Same. It's left on the side.

So, guys, I'm confused.
Who does everyone actually like?

Erm... Probably David.

Fuck's sake.
It's David-a.

No, it's David-a.
David-o?

Or Davide.
Davide, that sounds like it.

David-a. David-a.

D. Let's call him D.

David-a.

So, with Liam, I think I do feel
like there is something missing,

I'm not gonna lie,

and Davide is the guy
that I'm most attracted to,

so, I mean,
it's still early days, I guess.

I wouldn't worry about it, mate.

Hmm? I'm not worried.
It is what it is.

She's playing a hard game, though.
Yeah.

She's playing a hard game.

Whoever gets Gemma,
it's a hard graft.

Yeah.
Yeah.

Lucky you got ten weeks, cos you
might get a kiss by the end of it.

LAUGHTER

You'll get to have a little spoon
of her tonight.

Ah, bro. There's a pillow.
LAUGHTER

There'll be pillows.

LAUGHTER

I wanted Liam to get the kiss.
I love Liam.

I would have been gutted
if I was him, but it's day one.

Fair enough,
she's laying her cards on the table.

Davide is turning some heads,
though. Ooh, ho-ho!

Good-looking guy.
He's a good-looking guy, mate.

Yo, he's good-looking.
He's a very good-looking boy.

Do you know what, I sort of seen it
coming a little bit.

Definitely, though.
I mean... look at him.

And I've got to compete with that.
Erm...

But, yeah, no, he's a...

He's a good-looking lad.

'Over on the beanbags,

'Paige is having a chat
with the Italian stallion,

'known by the girls as
"Davide-eehhhh..."'

No, so I'm obsessed with, like,
romantic books,

and like Mafia books and, like,
all that kind of thing. OK.

So, like, it's really set
my expectations for relationships.

It would be somewhere, like,
up here. OK.

In real life, obviously, guys
don't act like they do in the books.

Yeah. And then, I'm just, like,
disappointed. I'm like...

Sometimes I find that, you know,
some people have chat. Yeah.

Like, you can have a conversation...
MOBILE CHIMES

Did you just get a text?

# I'm nervous now

# I'm counting down... #

I got a text!
Ah!

Are you joking or not?
Whoa! He has a text.

Ahh! Oh, my gosh!

Oh, shit.
SHE GASPS

What is it?

# Every step is dangerous

# Can I escape? #

So, the message says...

# The wrong verse...#

# Whoa, oh, oh, oh... #

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, shit.
What?

24 hours, OK.

I feel I've got the power.

Who doesn't like to have
the possibility to choose?

In the next 24 hours, I'm gonna get
to know better all the girls.

24 hours!
HE LAUGHS

And by the end of the day,

we will see who will be
the luckiest one.

Oh... Now it's got a bit real,
innit? Yeah.

Who's he gonna choose?

Fuck knows.
He's got a lot of options.

Who do you think he's gonna...
Wow.