Love Island (2015–…): Season 7, Episode 50 - Episode 43 - full transcript

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IAIN STIRLING:
'Previously... on Love Island...

'The Islanders
faced an emotional decision.

'Faye and Teddy voted for
Mary and Aaron and Priya and Brett.

'Millie and Liam voted for
Faye and Teddy and Priya and Brett.

'Chloe and Toby voted for

'Jake and Liberty
and Priya and Brett.

'Mary and Aaron voted for

'Jake and Liberty
and Priya and Brett.

'Jake and Liberty voted for
Faye and Teddy and Priya and Brett.

'Tyler and Kaz voted for
Faye and Teddy and Mary and Aaron.



'Priya and Brett voted for
Jake and Liberty and Mary and Aaron.

'Tonight...

'..two more Islanders...

'must go.'

CHLOE: "The couple with
the fewest public votes

"and therefore
dumped from the island is..."

'Last night, the villa was full
of tears, upset and major heartache.

'But enough about
the boys cooking dinner.

'The Islanders also had to vote,
in their couples,

'for who they thought
were the least compatible.'

# Doe-eyed as you buried me
One heart broke, four hands bloody

# Those things I did

# Just so I could call you mine... #

It'll be obvious.



Yeah, yeah.

How weird.

# The things you did

# Well, I hope
I was your favourite crime. #

'Wow, a text
hasn't caused this much upset

'since Waitrose messaged to say

'they'd replaced my chickpeas
with lentils.

'I can't make organic
home-made hummus with lentils!

'I'm not an animal!'

That was so tough.

We're getting voted,
it's as simple as that.

Yeah.
That's it, we're an easy target,

from what's been seen
in the past week.

It's as simple as that.

The thing is,
I've gotta laugh about it,

otherwise I'd cry.
D'you know what I mean?

I'll look into it too much,
thinking, "Why are they picking us?"

I know we're compatible,
you know we're compatible.

Why are you not thinking we're
compatible? That's what they think.

Yeah. Do you know what I mean?
Yeah.

It doesn't bother me if we're
voted as least compatible, anyway.

Because I know that the test that
we had, we're getting through it.

Mm-hm. And we still wanna
be with each other. Exactly.

And we're getting stronger.
Exactly. Exactly that.

And whether, you know,
we do leave the villa,

or whether we stay in and enjoy
however long left there is,

we know that we're gonna do it
Jiberty-style.

Yes. Bump me to that. Boom.
SHE LAUGHS

Come on, let's go, babes. Yeah.

MILLIE GASPS

Hey, babe.
Come join.

My date with Brett
didn't go very well.

Oh, really?
Yeah. So...

He's quite, like, boring.

And, like, his boring side,
I never picked up on.

Cos when we were chatting...
I know, I know.

When we were chatting before...
LIBERTY SNIGGERS

..I could talk to him
for hours and hours.

Oh, my God. Sorry!
LAUGHTER

I know. It's a shock for me too.
I didn't expect it.

I just feel like his energy is,
like, below mine,

and it's quite draining.

Like, it's sucking my...
the fun out of me.

And just small things, like...
You know, our favourite cheese.

I'm pretty sure
he said something like...

I don't know, something really
boring. Like, I don't know, brie.

And I kind of want
someone to be like,

"I'll try
all different kinds of cheeses.

"Like, the smellier the better."
That kind of thing.

Yeah. And I feel like
he's the kind of person

that just sticks
in his comfort zone,

and I really want, like,
my ideal person,

I want them to be like,

"You know what?
I'll try absolutely anything."

Obviously, you had your date.
How did that go tonight?

It was great. Like, that's...

the first time we've sat alone,
opposite each other,

since we had our first ever date.

So this was... it was lovely.

I could do it all the time with her.

I'm very comfortable around her,
which is lovely.

If I wasn't in this villa, like,
I wouldn't have to see him again.

I wouldn't
go on another date with him.

And I just felt like...
I feel like I've got the ick. Yeah.

The thing is, he's so tactile.
But he's not, like, super-flirty.

Whereas I feel like sometimes,
when he holds my hand,

I feel like it's my dad
holding my hand, you know?

Or my best mate, you know?

LAUGHTER

Oh, my life!
Honestly,

I really just...
I just don't wanna kiss him.

I've got the ick.

I've actually got the ick.
And I know it's so bad. Oh, babe.

There was no, like, flirtation.

There was just no, like...
like, no spark.

I don't know what it is,
but I feel like I'm a fun person,

and I felt like
his energy is just draining.

Priya goes, like,
"I think, potentially,

"we could be an easy scapegoat
for a lot of people in here."

Because we're so new and fresh,

it would be easy
for them to send us home.

Her family values and my family
values are really similar too.

And I'm like, I know my friends
would get on so, so well

with all of her friends,
and we'd have, like,

a really good
social circle together.

And I'm just like,
in terms of compatibility,

I struggle to see us as bottom two.

I disagree slightly.

Just because, obviously,
there is a lot of...

A lot of those factors are factors

that are not really connected
between you two.

Cos you might have the same circles,
but it doesn't mean that you two

are gonna get along
like a house on fire.

My path wouldn't have
crossed with anyone in here...

from my life, so you're telling me

I wouldn't be compatible
with anyone in here,

just because I wouldn't
have crossed paths with them all

because we're not from
the same circle, the same area,

or... I would never have met
any of you.

So that's really...
I think that's a bit unfair to say.

I'm literally sat there, like...

I really wanted to be like,

"Mate, sorry,
you just give her the ick."

I'm gonna go join the girls.
Okey-dokey.

Love you both. Bye-bye.

What? Do you...?

IAIN STIRLING: 'Oh, hello!

'Millie and Liberty are clearly fans
of that old favourite,

' "Throw your hands up in the air

' "And wave 'em like
you've just voted for Teddy and Faye

' "as your least-compatible pair."
It's an absolute banger.'

How we be?

Good.
How we feeling?

Erm... Whoa! Whoa!

I've just found out...
Oh, my God, these shoes are not on.

How we feeling?
I'm up to...

It was hard.
Yeah. Very hard.

I was not expecting that.

Yeah.

Reasons come up for people that I
didn't want reasons to come up for,

you know what I mean?

And there was couples in here
that I haven't known as long,

and I was like, "I actually
can't give a con to them."

There's people in here
that I don't wanna put forward,

based on friendships.
There's actually no valid reason

that I can't submit this person.
D'you know what I mean?

Me and Jake, obviously,
we feel like we have been compatible

from the start, and we've had a
shit week and we're getting over it,

but if people have gone off
the past week, we're not mad at it.

I'll be upset
if we've got quite a few votes,

cos no-one's voiced anything to us,

and it'll come across to me,
like, quite two-faced.

Like, us two getting back together
and, like,

everyone's cheering on the daybeds.

I'd be like, "Hang on,
why are you cheering for us,

"if you actually
don't think we're compatible?"

And I wouldn't really want
to be in a villa

with people that haven't
voiced their concerns

about my relationship with him
to me.

'Faye is a hothead, and...'

Mm, she's definitely...

She's definitely not gonna be happy
about it if she thinks

that her friends have voted for her,

but I can't tell her the truth.
So I just... Ugh.

I think as long as we've all,
like, stayed true to ourselves,

and we actually have made sure
that we know we're happy...

Yeah. ..and we haven't
voted for anyone

that we don't believe in
as a couple,

and also, I'm just very lucky
that the ones that I did vote for

are the ones that...

..personally, I'm not closest to,
so it was like, OK.

Yeah.
So...

..it's just a shit one.

Unfortunately,
it wasn't a decision of friendship,

because if it was, they wouldn't
have been in the bottom.

It was off compatibility.

IAIN STIRLING: 'Compatibility,
rapport, sexual chemistry...

'are just three of the things
that Priya doesn't have with Brett,

'and don't even get her started
on his love of brie!'

Here she is.
Hey-ya.

Can we chat?
Where should we go?

Erm, bar?
Yeah.

Hello.
Hello.

Have you got a drink?
Do you want to make one?

Erm, I'm OK, I'm OK.
Sure? Yeah. Did you want one?

No, I'm all right for now.

So, what d'you reckon's gonna happen
with Brett and Priya?

She's fully got the ick.

Like, fully?
Like, fully.

She said...

She's got the ick.

Oh, we've got such a good seat!
SHE GIGGLES

So, how's the evening been?
Did you catch up with the boys?

A little bit.

Tricky, isn't it? I don't think...

Everyone's just like...
No-one has an actual clue.

How do you feel?

I felt like maybe you're still
in your shell a little bit.

Maybe a little bit.

Like, flirty Brett,
and, like, fun Brett... Yeah.

I don't feel like
I've seen that side to you here.

I'm still very new here.

Yeah.
So...

You will definitely
see that version. Yeah.

But I'm still learning
to be completely fun and open

in this environment.

And I can happily admit
there is a, erm, fun side

that you probably haven't seen yet.

There's also a mad head
who shouts at the television

that you haven't seen yet,
when I'm watching football.

I know you're tactile
and you're holding my hand,

but, like, sometimes,
when you're just quite serious

and, like, holding my hand,
like, supportive,

I feel like sometimes it feels
like more of a friend. You know?

If you want me
to be more affectionate

in a sexier, flirtier way, cool.

Yeah. Cos obviously, you're
an attractive, an attractive man.

To be honest,
when you say flirty things,

there's about ten inappropriate
things I would want to say back.

But I just don't want to say them
in front of everyone else. OK.

I feel like we could
talk about science all day,

and we can talk about, you know,
interesting things all day,

but, like, it's the fun.

You want... OK.
Yeah. OK.

If he really liked me, surely
he would be flirting with me more,

and he would want to kiss me more,

as opposed to just
holding my hand the entire time.

Like, I don't need a baby-sitter.
I need, like, a boyfriend.

Sleep on it. Tomorrow's a new day.

SONG: 'Good Enough'
by Yigaa

The fact that he's not,
like, fun and flirty,

I feel is, like,
something I really need.

Yeah. And...
Non-negotiable.

Sort of like non-negotiable,
exactly.

She feels like
she's flirty with me,

but it's not really been...
replied by me.

And she wants the cheeky stuff,
and I was like,

"I've been here four days."

# Why isn't it good enough
Good enough, good enough... #

It's after my three-course meal.

HE ROARS

# Why isn't it good enough
Good enough, good enough

# Why isn't it good enough
Good enough, good enough... #

ALL SAY GOOD NIGHT

# Why isn't it good enough
Good enough, good enough

# Why isn't it good enough
Good enough, good enough

# Why isn't it good enough
Good enough, good enough... #

IAIN STIRLING: 'Coming up,
Brett's not best pleased...'

Every single one of the girls knew.
Every single one of the guys knew.

And you didn't even know I knew.

IAIN STIRLING: 'This morning,

'some of the Islanders are waking up
regretting their choices.

'Brett said his favourite cheese
was brie.

'He's been a Wensleydale man
all his life. He panicked!'

# Home with you, baby
Yeah, we got a, got a good life

# I wake up so far from home... #

Morning, guys.

Morning, Tobes.
Another day in paradise.

Yep.

Well, new day. Fresh day.

Especially in here. One ick leads
to two icks, leads to three icks,

leads to four icks,
leads to game over.

Aaron, I think
you put too much garlic

in the garlic bread, you know.
Because I'm still tasting garlicky.

Was it worth it, though?

Did you guys like
the garlic bread? Yeah.

It was really nice.

# Yeah, we got a
Got a good life... #

THEY LAUGH

There's a lime in there instead
of a lemon, I'm not gonna lie.

Is that all right?
Ah! Yeah, it's fine.

Hot up here, innit?
Yeah, it's REALLY hot.

See you guys in a bit.

I like the chat.

Kaz, I'm scared for you!

He brought his mate as well.
It was the first thing I saw.

It's a fucking third leg.

That's my man.

Priya, what happened after
your conversation with Brett?

There was a comment made last night.

Brett was saying about
how compatible...

yourself, Priya, and him are,

because, like, you've got to think,

like, about areas,
and where you're from,

your friendship groups,
things like this.

I was thinking,
"Are you trying to say

"I won't be compatible
with anyone in this villa

"because I'm from fucking Devon?"

No, no, what he probably meant,
and didn't express it very well,

is just,
"Would you travel to see Teddy?"

And would Teddy
travel to Devon to see you?

And, like, if you're compatible,
then, yeah, he would.

Yeah, he just didn't say it
like that.

You said it a lot better.
Thanks, Priya.

How was your night?

It was really good, man,
I enjoyed it.

Thoroughly enjoyed it.

It was a glimpse
into what outside life would be.

I had a really good night.
Making food with the lads.

Something I don't know
if we'll ever do again.

TOBY: It was almost like
a little day out for us.

But in here.

I didn't want to cuddle last night.
I didn't want a kiss.

You don't wanna
rip his clothes off?

Yeah... I don't know.
Can I come back from that?

No.

Just got a bit bored
during the date.

And, like,
maybe it's just because, like,

we've lost, like,
the flirtiness and the fun part.

Maybe I was just too quick
to judge straightaway.

Cos I said I got the ick, and...

You told him you got the ick?
Well, I didn't tell him that.

CHLOE LAUGHS

Like, the thing is,
I do have the ick,

but I feel like
maybe I'm just being too harsh.

Erm... The date was great.

We know we can sit at a table,
just us two,

and chat our ears off all night.

So that's cool. That was
totally fine and normal for us.

And then Priya
pulled me for a chat on the side.

Cos she said, like,
she's sassy, she's flirty.

I'm still a little bit, you know,

not comfortable to, like, flirt
back, and be a bit cheeky back.

So she wants me to, like,
flirt back with her intently

when she flirts with me.

Now that we've had that talk,
like, today is a new day.

We can crack on,
we can do some fun stuff together.

The thing I-I'm a bit...

I'm struggling with
with the situation is that,

I don't know, you ARE fun.
In my eyes, anyway.

Brett, there was comments made
in the dinner date,

when we was up in the thing,

that has been
floating around the villa.

Before the text.
This was before the text.

Have you heard these comments?
No. No?

And we wanted to just tell you,
because this...

I personally, and I think all the
boys agree, would wanna know. Yeah.

Obviously, when we were up there,
making the food,

she's basically said
that she's got the ick.

I'm just gonna see how it goes
today, and if it...

If it ends up that I'm still getting
that vibe that I did last night,

like, the ick,
then that will be it. Yeah.

It's not nice to hear, of course.

What do you feel about the fact

that she has said it
to basically everyone,

or the girls,
knowing that we are gonna find out,

and not told you?

Cos, for me, that's a big...
That's what I was saying.

That's a personality trait.
And that is someone's morals.

I'm gonna get her view on that.
Exactly.

Because I wanna know why
she would go about things that way.

I wouldn't do that.

Yeah.
Like, thinking about the date now,

and, like, all the things,
what we were talking about...

But the way I think she said it
to the girls is that...

Much bigger.
It's a lot bigger than that.

Like, the way that it's
coming across is almost like...

I don't know
if there's any salvaging it.

Really?!

'Bit of gossip, guys,

'Brett's just told me
he's gonna pull Priya for a chat

'because she told everyone
he was boring

'and she was zoning out
of their conversations.

'At least,
I think that's what he said.

'I sort of lost interest
halfway through.'

FAYE: No-one's said anything,

and I do care
about your opinions now,

and you haven't aired it to me.

But then I need to keep realising
that people aren't...

And people keep saying to me, "Faye,
people aren't as honest as you.

"Like, you are a different breed.
Like, you're not..."

Maybe... Right.

Can we go for a chat?
Yeah, we can go for a chat.

How are you?
I'm all right.

Oh, it's so hot.

What?
I don't know.

Oh, dear.
Oh, dear.

Do you want to tell me
what went on last night?

What went on?
During dinner?

During dinner? I just felt like...

I felt like when we were talking,
I was just zoning out a little bit.

All right.

Like, the date wasn't going well.
Like, I was getting a bit bored.

Why didn't you tell me that then?

No, I did say I felt like
you weren't being...

Like, we weren't...
It wasn't as fun.

I think the way
you communicated it to the girls

and not me was...
in front of all of those...

whilst I'm up there up there
with the guys,

completely none the wiser,
you were saying you got the ick,

or, like, it sounded
like you got the ick,

you would have left by now.

Why'd you feel the need to do that
in front of everyone

and not here when it was you and I?
You couldn't...

Well, I'm not gonna...

I feel like I wasn't
gonna be horrible and tense.

But do you not think it's worse

saying it in front of them
and me finding out?

No, but I felt like,
with you, I just said, like...

I was being constructive.
Like, me telling you I got...

Like, I felt like I had the ick.

I've never returned from an ick.
Like, a big one. Me neither.

By the time I knew,
every single one of the girls knew,

every single one of the guys knew,
and you didn't even know I knew.

Yeah. It's all a bit of a mess.

I just feel like it's all just,
like, a complete mess.

I just... In an ideal world,
we'd just start from the beginning.

I think you are totally right,
and I shouldn't have done that.

And that is totally my fault,
and I do apologise.

I am... I am really sorry.

Do you want to keep trying
doing this?

Cos I do want to keep trying
doing this.

Yeah, but...
I do want to keep trying, obviously.

The only thing for me is...

..I don't appreciate...
I'm disappointed,

the way
that you did things last night.

Yeah.
I'm very disappointed.

The fact that he has heard,

like, all these things that I said
to the girls in confidence,

he's heard those things,
yeah, I feel really guilty.

I feel really bad,
and I did apologise.

'Apparently, someone's
got themselves a nasty verruca.

'Now, I'm not naming any names,

'but I haven't seen Liberty put
her left foot in a swimming pool

'since a week last Tuesday.'

I feel like we made the
right decision. Of course we did.

I think we would've felt more guilty
putting Mary and Aaron down...

Oh...
..rather than Faye and Teddy.

It would've been disingenuous
to the question.

It would've been disingenuous
to the compatibility.

Yeah, imagine if we put
Mary and Aaron

instead of Brett and Priya.

Imagine that. Yeah. No, I know.
Imagine that.

Imagine that.
Now we're going, "Oh, fuck."

Yeah, it wouldn't
have been fair either.

It would've been lying.
Yeah, exactly.

We'd have been lying to ourselves.

We've always said we're open
and honest with each other.

And now look.
Yeah.

Look what's happened.
Brett and Priya...

Priya opened up and said,
"He's giving me the ick.

"If he was on the outside,
I would've left." Yeah.

I'm sorry,
but you can't go back on that.

We've sent our text,
it's locked in, it's gone away,

it's gone first class,
been stamped, gone,

everything's done.
You can't come back from it.

Just move on and enjoy your day
like it's your last.

It's hard to almost look at Faye,
because she's so close,

to look at Faye
in the same way as I did,

because, obviously,
we voted Faye and Teddy,

do you know what I mean?
Yeah.

What do you think
about the atmosphere today?

I think it's weird.
Everyone's anxious, aren't they?

Everyone's off.

I think everyone's
avoiding everyone.

I haven't said one word to Jake.

Jake's not said one word to me
at all.

When Faye was saying to me...
She was saying, like,

"I feel like
you've not been genuine,

"everything was for the cameras
from the beginning.

"You're not being genuine."
Yeah.

But then... I've so-called "been
the closest to her" this whole time.

Yeah. So where's
the genuine in that?

Yeah. You're not gonna
be close to someone

who you think's not genuine
and honest. No, yeah.

So try and work that one out.
You know? I get what you mean.

Despite the vote last night,
I'm just gonna continue to, like,

obviously speak to everyone,
get with everyone.

We all got put in a hard position,
we all had to make a decision.

Exactly.
We can't be angry at people,

or we can't look
at people differently.

No, I'm not going to.

So, babes, how are we feeling
about last night's vote?

Mm...
How are we feeling?

Well... Ha!
I've just spoken to Priya.

And seeing what's happened
with her and Brett now,

I'm like, if I knew,
if I knew then what I know now...

Your vote would've been different.
Yeah. That the same as you?

Yeah. Yeah, 100%.

Naturally.
I'll be brutally honest.

There are certain people in here
you can trust with information,

and there's certain people
that you can't. Yeah.

FAYE: Everyone seems very deep.

Today?
Yeah...

It's a big day, innit?
You know what I mean?

Cos yesterday was shite.
It's a big day, know what I mean?

Yesterday was?
No, last night.

Last night?
The vote and stuff, yeah.

The vote.
Not the thingy day, yeah.

Yeah, it's not nice for anyone,
is it?

At all. I know who I...

who WE voted for is because
I believe in every other couple.

And if I could, it's like taking
every inch of my soul

not to tell who I have voted for
and what are the reasons why,

because it's not in me
not to tell them.

It's quite hard, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's quite hard.

Whereas...
That's just my view on it.

But I know I...
I support everyone in here,

but there's couples in here
that we genuinely believe,

regardless of their challenges
in here, they will go the length.

And they're compatible.
And they're compatible.

That's fair.

So... And that's the only thing
we could do it on.

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

We had to make a decision,

and we solely based it
on the conversation that I've had

with Faye and the girls about...

She said they're not compatible.
Yeah. She's actually said it.

No-one else has said that.

That's why she can't
take offence to it.

But Faye being Faye,
she may take offence to it.

By the looks of it,
she is gonna take offence to it.

She will. I feel like she senses it.

I feel like she's trying
to get it out of me,

or she feels like she knows.

If Faye finds out that her friends
have voted for her,

it is gonna be World War II.

There's no doubt about that.

No-one here has the right
to be annoyed if they get chosen.

No-one. Yeah.
We have no reason to be worried.

And she has no right
to make you feel worried.

I'll back our reasons till the end.

Argh! Ha!
Sorry, sorry.

Sorry, babe.
It's OK!

'Coming up...

'Priya has food for thought.'

I like a cheeseboard and wine,
like...!

You can have a cheeseboard and wine.

I can have a coffee and a biscuit.
I don't really like cheese.

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'Good luck.'

IAIN STIRLING: 'As evening falls,

'there's a certain something
in the air.

'Liam showering
with the love of his life,

'Teddy showering
with the love of his life,

'and Brett's found his hairbrush.

# Who cares what
The world's gonna say

# Cos you know they're
Gonna say it anyway... #

You know when you've just,
like, got to keep away?

Like, keep your space?
Yeah.

It's once you start avoiding people,
you just know.

Yeah.
It's game over!

# I'm not giving you up
Giving you up... #

Yo, yo, you look good.
Oh, thank you!

Tonight, we're both angels.
The wings?

Yeah, we've got angel wings.
Whoo!

To enjoying rest of the time here
in the last week, so...

ALL: Cheers!

'Brett's worried he hasn't found
"the one",

'but he's determined to have
the courage of his convictions

'and stick...

'with the oversized
white denim jacket.

'It's not to everybody's taste,
but I like it.'

I feel like I've got a bit
more honesty out of her. Yeah.

And responsibility, which was key.

It's what you want.
Responsibility.

Which made me think
there was something worth salvaging.

I think she definitely needs
to give you more.

But, like, I'm 27, and in my mind,
the next one is THE one.

I'm not doing this again.

Shall I grab Brett for a chat?

Probably best.

Yeah, shall I go grab him?
Yeah, you go, Pri.

You look a million dollars tonight.
Oh, thank you.

Love it if she's coming here
to pull you.

I bet she is.
I bet you £1 million she is.

I'd love that.
I bet you this jacket.

Ha!

You're gonna say
we didn't shake on it.

Fuck!
I bet you this jacket.

Oh, here she is!
Hello.

Oh, love that!
I'll come grab you after.

No worries.
Shall we stay here?

Yeah. Teddy, are you going?
Yes, I am. I am. Have fun.

Please, enter Teddy's spot,
welcome to my office.

Shall we sit here?
Yeah. Yeah.

Can I sit on this one?
Yeah, yeah.

So, how's your day been?
A bit up and down.

Up and down?
Yeah. How was your day?

Yeah, it was good. I am really sorry
for what got back to you.

Obviously, that's not ideal.
I should've known better. Mm-hm.

And I am sorry that I hurt you.

Erm, it's not really
in my character to do that.

I accept your apology,
and it's fine.

You apologised and have taken
responsibility, so it's fine.

I think Priya
might be breaking this.

No fucking way.
Yeah.

Fuck!

She's friend-zoning him right now?
Yeah.

It's what's going on over there.
The zone of friends.

Friend of the zone.

After today, I feel like
I'm still feeling the same

as I did after the date.
Yep.

And it's really unfortunate,
because I literally thought

that this was perfect.

I just feel like there's just
something that is missing,

and I just feel like
maybe I'm the kind of person

that just wants more fun.

Yeah. But I feel like
you're sort of more reserved,

a little bit in your shell,
and, like,

I would have to be
the one to pull you out. OK.

You know? Yeah. And it's just
small things like, on the date,

when I asked you
what your favourite cheese was,

I think you said, like, brie.

No, I don't like brie, I hate brie.
You don't like brie?! No.

But you said you would...
I don't really like cheese.

Yeah, I mean, even worse.
Even worse. OK.

I like a cheeseboard and wine.

Yeah. You can have
a cheeseboard and wine.

I can have a coffee and a biscuit.
Yeah, yeah.

OK, first of all, in here,
we've only had serious situations.

Yeah. I feel, from my perspective,
since I've been here,

I don't want to say
it's been a burden,

but I feel like
I've had a lot of responsibility

to make us together
as happy as possible. Yeah.

And it's getting a little bit
draining on my headspace

and a little bit exhausting
not having anything back at all.

Now, if you're not feeling that
at all, then, yeah,

it's fine after three or four times,

but when it's, like,
five or six times...

Like, my day is planned around,

I go to sleep and think,
"Right, coffee in the morning,

"you're gonna come down,
we'll have a chat."

Need to plan something after that,
make sure you're OK after that,

and then I need to do something
in the evening.

There's nothing back at all.

Perhaps I've miscommunicated
some of the things that I'm into

and want to do, but, equally,

if you think something's missing,
something's missing.

We don't need to put a finger on it.
Yeah.

Happy?

Shall we hug?
Yeah, come on.

Yeah.

Shall we take a selfie on my phone?

Oh...

I'm so pissed we didn't get
hottest couple as well.

That was the easiest friendzoning
I've ever done.

I basically said to him,
in nicer words,

that he was a little bit boring.

Does this mean I won't get
iced coffee tomorrow?

HE SCOFFS
You need to start making me them.

SHE LAUGHS

IAIN STIRLING:
'The Islanders are wondering,

'where's the worst place
you've ever woken up?

'I'd say in a skip, naked, covered
in vomit at four in the morning...

'or Swansea.

'I'm only joking!

'I'd never stay the night
in Swansea.'

Where's the worst place
you've woken up?

In a hedge. Fucking...
in a hedge with a broken wrist,

and I had to send my brother
my location to where I was. Mad.

I've fallen asleep
on the Tube before,

and, like, it's gone from, like,
one end back to the other.

TEXT ALERT
Oh? Oh.

I got a text!

READS ALOUD:

# Cos I'm coming to take you

# I'm coming, I'm coming soon

# And the shadows can't save you

# I'm coming

# Cos I'm coming
I'm coming for you. #

'Coming up...

'The votes are in.'

"Islanders, your votes
have put four couples at risk

"of being dumped
from the island tonight."

# You've got a spell on me

# You're in every one
Of my dreams... #

TEXT ALERT

LIAM EXHALES SHARPLY

"Islanders,
you are voting for the couples

"that you think
are least compatible.

"Your votes have put
four couples at risk

"of being dumped
from the island tonight."

# Now all I can do
Is dream of you... #

TEXT ALERT

"Having received
five Islander votes,

"the first couple at risk is..."

TEXT ALERT

"..Priya and Brett."

# And it's torture... #

TEXT ALERT

# To love you... #

"Having received
three Islander votes,

"the second couple at risk is..."

TEXT ALERT

"..Mary and Aaron."

# Walking through the heart
Of the fire

# It's hard to keep
Movin' forward... #

TEXT ALERT

"Having received
three Islander votes,

"the third couple at risk is..."

# Lying in the valleys
With the dead... #

TEXT ALERT

# Everything's barely
Holding on... #

"..Liberty and Jake."

# No sanctuary

# There's no place to hide

# No sanctuary

# I'm lost in the fight... #

TEXT ALERT

"Having received
three Islander votes,

"the final couple at risk is..."

# No sanctuary

# There's no place
No place to hide. #

TEXT ALERT

"..Faye and Teddy."

# No sanctuary

# No sanctuary... #

TEXT ALERT

"Please can all vulnerable couples
stand in front of the firepit?"

# We must stand and fight

# When madness comes

# To conquer light... #

TEXT ALERT

"Priya and Brett, Mary and Aaron,

"Liberty and Jake
and Faye and Teddy,

"the Islander votes
have put you all at risk

"of being dumped from the island."

# We will fight
We will fight

# Oh, we will fight

# Till the end... #

TEXT ALERT

"The public have been voting
to save their favourite couple.

"The three couples with the
most votes will stay in the villa.

"The couple with the fewest votes
will be dumped from the island."

TEXT ALERT

"In no particular order, the first
couple saved by the public is..."

TEXT ALERT

"..Mary and Aaron."

# We are legends

# We are legends. #

# Take a breath

# Open your eyes... #

TEXT ALERT

# The world has broken... #

"The second couple
saved by the public is..."

# Everything has changed

# Don't know where it goes

# But this is what I know... #

TEXT ALERT

"..Faye and Teddy."

# We rise together

# No rest till it's done

# All for one... #

TEXT ALERT

"Liberty and Jake
and Priya and Brett,

"one more couple
has been saved by the public.

"The other couple
will leave the villa tonight."

TEXT ALERT

"The couple with the fewest
public votes

"and therefore
dumped from the island is..."

TEXT ALERT

"..Priya and Brett."

LIBERTY: See you later, babe.

# I don't know
Who my friends are... #

You're gonna smash it.

It's been an absolute pleasure.
You're a gentleman.

You're a good man, all right?

At least you're wearing
the most amazing outfit.

Oh, Pri!

It's been a pleasure, brother, man.
Yeah? Honestly, man.

Lovely meeting you, Toby.
Lovely to meet you, Priya.

# Are you about to walk away

# From all the memories?

# I'm not around
I'm not around... #

Oh, Pri!

Oh, I feel like
it was the right time for us to go.

Yeah?
Absolutely. Absolutely.

We were the only ones
who aren't in a couple, so...

And you don't regret nothing?
No. Oh...

'Priya was hilarious.'

She might be the smartest person
I've ever met,

but she had a punch line
for everything,

and she was a dirty doctor.
Who doesn't love a dirty doctor?

Honestly, I wouldn't change a day.
Every single day was great in here.

You boys made me feel so welcome.

I had a little up and down pretty
much every single day I was here,

but I wouldn't change it
for the world, so...

Yeah, the way you handled it
and composed yourself, bro...

Mate, you can go out with your head
held high, man. Hundred.

Brett was such
an interesting character,

had so many stories to tell,
and I loved his dress sense as well.

Not many guys can pull off
socks and sandals.

Hey, Faye,
can we chat on the terrace?

Yeah, of course.
Cool.

You OK?
Yeah, I just need to say,

it was lovely meeting you.
Aww!

And, yeah, I think you and Teddy
are a great couple,

and I just wanted to let you know,
like, with the voting,

we didn't vote for you.
No, OK.

Cos I genuinely believe
that you and Teddy are super solid.

And I just wanted
to let you know that.

# I pretend that I don't care... #

Good man, Brett. Appreciate
everything you did while I'm here.

See you very soon. Very soon.

Good luck, everyone.
See you soon.

My bro, Brett.
See you soon, brother, yeah?

Bye-bye, everyone!

CHEERING

Got it?
Yeah!

It's quite heavy.
PRIYA LAUGHS

See you!

My time in the villa
was a lot of fun.

Met some very... unique characters.

It was good fun. Good fun.

My time in the villa
has been a complete roller-coaster.

I think we said we might
have a date when we get back.

Yeah.
So we'll see.

Yeah, I feel like we'll start off
with a coffee date,

see how that goes. Erm...

SHE LAUGHS

But, yeah, we'll definitely
be friends. Definitely.

# I'm not around

# I'm not around
Any more... #

She is the most genuine person
I've ever come across in here,

and you, outside or in,
are a different person,

and you're pissing me off now.

I'm so far done with you, Jake,
it's unreal.

Jesus Christ.

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.