Love Island (2015–…): Season 7, Episode 42 - Episode 36 - full transcript

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# Lady, hear me tonight

# Cos my feeling
Is just so right... #

'Previously on Love Island...'

# And I know that it's true

# I can tell
By the look in your eyes... #

'..there was drama in the villa.'

To hear you say, "I don't know
if the attraction is 100%,"

it did hurt me.

I told you the truth,
and you told me jack shit!

So I lied to you? I lied to you?



Yeah, you didn't tell me the truth!
You're an idiot.

Can I speak to you?
Can you tell the truth?

'Tonight...

'The results of your votes...

'..are revealed.'

The public have been voting.

Those dumped from the island
will leave immediately.

THEME MUSIC PLAYS

# Perfect morning
I've been waiting for you

# I've been reaching
I've been living for your love... #

'On Friday's show, Faye was
a little bit angry with Teddy.

'It was a classic
blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment,

'so you probably didn't notice.
And Faye's mood is not being helped

'by the sound of Toby and Chloe's
"special morning cuddles".'



SHE GROANS
Oh, morning, Ted.

# And focus on yourself... #

Wakey-wakey!

Oh, my God.

Oh, Jesus.

I feel like it's gonna be
a tough day today.

Definitely a tough, tough day.

You'll be all right, Ted,
you've got this.

I believe in you.

How d'you sleep, Liam?

Way to start the day.
Start it with a bang.

SHE LAUGHS
Just like you.

# You better go ahead
And focus on yourself... #

Morning.
Hey.

Hi, Mills.
See you in a bit.

# You can have anything you want

# You better go ahead
And focus on yourself. #

Morning, girls.

How are you feeling, angel?

Jake said that comment,
it's, like, affected me.

Like, because I am
a confident person,

I am outgoing, I am bubbly,

this is probably my one thing
that is my weakness,

and I had to face it last night.

With Lib, obviously,
it weren't nice to see her upset

cos obviously, I made her upset
from something I said.

So, she told me half of how she felt

and she was like,
"But do you find me attractive?"

I said,
"Lib, you're my girlfriend.

"If I didn't find you attractive,

"I wouldn't ask you
to be my girlfriend."

So that situation,
that's kind of gone, bless her,

and we've brushed that
under the carpet now.

You're leading with your looks,

your personality,
your heart, everything.

That's what you need
to get in your head.

"I'm a ten out of ten,
and I back it 100%."

Yeah, I know.
Well done, babe.

You are boss, baby girl.
Thank you.

Next on the agenda, Fayelene.
Are you OK?

I'm fine.
I am absolutely fine.

The Teddy situation, for me,
I was struggling anyway

with the whole girlfriend concept.

And I find it really sly
that somebody's gone to Casa Amor

and acted in that way.
Yeah.

And then come back here and made me
feel like he was a saint over there.

Our relationship,
or whatever we have, or had...

it's just a plane
waiting to go down, in her eyes.

She's just waiting for it to crash.

I think she wants
an out of the situation.

Because that's such a minor,
minor, minor, minor problem

and it's been blown
out of proportion.

Like, I will use this
so I can sack it off.

I don't feel like
she's ready for a relationship.

And that there, like you guys said,
is an out to run away from that.

He didn't tell me he found anyone
attractive over there, at all,

and then his response was,
"You didn't ask that question."

Oh, right (!)

With Teddy, I just feel
like he wants to blame me

for my reaction on his actions.

He, in my eyes,
has done wrong in Casa Amor.

Ted, you're putting her feelings
in front of you sometimes.

Now you need to go, "No."

You got spoke to
about this big, mate,

last night, in front of everyone.

"You need to be an adult,
speak to me.

"You're an adult, speak to me.

"Don't shout at me, just speak
to me, have a conversation."

I am very like Faye in that
situation, but I can control it.

If I'm gonna blow my lid,
I'll blow my lid, that'll be it.

But I can speak to her today
and just say to her, like,

"Me and Teddy were on that daybed

"every single day,
chatting to your Teddy.

"We were like two lost puppies
in that place."

Mate, you don't deserve that.
Not at all.

Look after yourself.
Yeah!

I am. That was wild.

That was wild, man.

What about you, Mills?

You and Liam
look like you're friends again.

Erm, yeah, so...

Me and Liam kissed last night.

Oh!
I knew it! I knew it!

Millie!
Oh, my God!

You had a kiss!
You kept that quiet!

My bottom lip's grazed her top lip

and she went in for a kiss, so...

ALL: Yeah!

It just felt like the right moment

and it was really nice
and, like, I really liked it.

ALL: Aww!

That makes me so happy.
Millie Moo's back!

Did it make you realise
that you, like, missed it?

Like, you missed that kiss with him?
Yeah.

He was so happy.

Like, and then once we kissed,

we literally just
couldn't stop kissing.

THEY CHEER
Milliam!

Oh, yay!

APPLAUSE

It was so nice, man.

I would like to make her
my girlfriend in here.

Um, just... right time is all.
Right time.

Yeah.
Don't wanna rush things.

Love that.

How was your night, Chloe?
Yeah, how was graduation, Chloe?

I didn't graduate.
What?

Just NVQ1. Just doing NVQs.
Not even done NVQ2 yet.

I don't know how you lot do it.

It's so loud.

So, are we just skipping NVQ2?

Not doing it. Can't be bothered.

Go straight to graduation?
100%.

THEY LAUGH

'Jake's an adrenaline junkie.
He loves the thrill he gets

'from skiing off a cliff,
jumping out of a plane,

'or most dangerous of all,

'pulling Faye for a chat
about last night.

'At the very least, wear a helmet.'

Faye, can I grab you, please?
Of course you can.

See you in a bit, babe.

Jake,
I really like those sunglasses.

Yeah.

What? They are like
Essex geezer glasses.

You look proper Essex.
Essex boy!

And we love the new hairstyle!
Oi! Oi!

It's a different one now.
Yeah, I love it.

SHE SIGHS

JAKE COUGHS

Ooh, how you feeling?

Out of the whole situation
last night,

yours hurt me more than Teddy's.

Right, OK.

You hurt me
more than anyone in here.

For me, goading lads to do things
isn't something...

Isn't a family member or friend
I would want to have.

You've allowed me as your friend,
sister, whatever, in this villa,

you have allowed me to continue

my relationship with Teddy
based on lies.

From what I've seen,
from my own eyes,

and how Teddy was, was very, very
loyal and very respectful to you,

and I was always saying to him...

But you weren't pushing him
to be like that.

You were pushing him
to be a different way.

You were pushing him
to go in a bed with someone.

I definitely didn't.

Well, the words
that left your mouth were,

"If I wasn't with Liv,

"all of you should be sharing a bed
with a girl in here."

No, I didn't. I said, "Have fun."

I didn't say
share a bed with anyone.

If you were gonna get upset
over a five-second thing,

I don't want that to be the case.

I think there's more
to mine and your relationship

than a five-second clip.

I think you're missing my point
of why I'm upset.

I'm upset because I trusted you...
But you...

That's it. Like, I trusted you

and what you said
when you came back,

but what has actually happened to me
in here now

is everything that I thought
I believed and trusted

and happened in Casa Amor
was a complete lie.

I'm taking nothing against you.
You say what you got to say.

I've got to say
what I've got to say.

I'm not going to fall out with you.
I will just park it with you.

Because we are not
going to see eye-to-eye on it.

And that's the bottom-line.

So I think we are too far apart
to come to an agreement on it.

We are adults, so you need
to move forward with things.

Both addressed the situation,
we sorted it out now

and let's just move forward together

and trust each other
like we've always done.

'Jake might have survived his chat
with Faye,

'but sometimes,
like the old saying goes,

'it's a case of out of the
frying pan, into the fire pit.'

Heads up, bro, heads up.
Yeah?

She's coming for you now.
Is she?

You all right? Can we have a chat
at the fire pit, babe?

Go to the fire pit?
Yeah.

Oh, everything
that goes to that fire pit is bad.

SHE LAUGHS
You are not gonna finish with me?

First time for everything, bro.
Change it.

Liv and Jake having a chat
at the fire pit.

I like that bikini.

I feel like the Jake situation
is just...

I don't understand. I don't know.

It's just a clip
pulled from week one.

I know, but still, man.

That clip, last night,
not gonna lie, like,

it did really hurt me.

You know, like, my heart sunk
when I seen the comment.

Like, I literally felt like crying
there and then.

I did want the ground
to swallow me up

when I seen that
and I looked over at your face.

I felt awful, like.

Doesn't look like
it's going really well.

Her legs are up a bit.

You don't think it's going well?

I dunno.
I feel like if I sat like that,

I'd be like, "Don't come near me."

I'm really pleased
that she's telling him.

I want her to stand up for herself.
Yeah.

He just needs to realise
what he said was shit.

And he should've realised
it straight away.

I think that's the way
I'm feeling is valid.

I'm not gonna stay with someone
I don't find attractive, would I?

This journey together,
we've gone from there to there.

We've grown and grown and grown.
So did that umph grow?

What? Babe, obviously,
you're my girlfriend.

Of course it's grown, you idiot.
Well, I'm just saying.

I'm just saying.
What do you want me to say?

Course it has.
I just wanted to confirm.

Every night, I'm looking,
you're walking around, I'm thinking,

"I wanna rip her clothes off."
Like, that's what I do.

I'd be worried if I didn't.
I can't keep my hands off you.

Last night, I swept it under the rug
cos you had other stuff

going on with Faye
and I put your feelings above mine,

but today, I'm not doing that.

I'm putting my feelings first
and saying,

"I was hurt
and this is the situation."

I wanna squish it here and now
and articulate how I felt

and that is how I felt.
I felt shit, I felt hurt.

I thought that
was a dickhead comment.

I hold my hands up
and said I'm sorry.

I said I'm sorry, move on from it.
You are my girlfriend.

You can say anything you want to me
and I'm gonna be like,

"Yeah, give it to me."

Cos you're my girlfriend.
So we've squished it?

Squished it
and nipped it under the carpet.

Yeah, nipped it under the carpet.

No, we ain't
swept it under the carpet.

We've nipped it in the bud.
That's it.

That's what I was trying to say.
Nipped it in the bud.

Squished it. Nipped it in the bud.
Move forward. Forget about it.

You know what I mean?
Just be Jiberty again.

Yeah, come here.

Feel better?
Yeah. Do you?

Yeah. Course. I feel better
now you feel better.

Good. Sorted.
Yeah. Sweet.

Have I got lipstick around my mouth?
Yeah.

Ah!

'Coming up...

'Kaz states her case.'

You're finished.
Like, you're screwed.

IAIN STIRLING: 'The Islanders
make a real effort to look good

'when they're on the show. Me too!

'Today, I'm wearing
a T-shirt AND pants.

'If anything, I feel overdressed.'

Should I wear a pinky, or...?
I think we smashed that.

# It's been a while
I should lie in the middle

# In the middle

# Still got these pictures
Of me and you

# And I say
I'm trying to get over you... #

Extra, extra, read all about it.
Teddy's just been dumped.

# Oh, you think about me, do you?
Do you think of me?

# I think a lot of loving you
I'm sick and hurting, hurting too

# Baby, do you ever, ever
Ever think of me? #

Cheers to spending my summer

with one of the
most beautiful bunch of peoples

I could ever imagine spending it
with. And making absolute memories.

ALL TOAST

'Millie's just invited Liam to have
a go on the old bouncy beanbags.

'She's changed her tune.

'One minute, he's not allowed
anywhere near her. Now she's...

'Oh, THOSE bouncy beanbags.
I'm an idiot.'

It's wet, babe. It's wet? Yeah,
that's why I turned it upside down.

Oh. Come on, now.
Oh, OK.

We only came in a week after.
We should know this by now.

I'm... Yeah, I'm just happy that we
are able to get back on track again.

Aren't you?
So, so happy.

And obviously, we had
a little kiss last night. Yeah.

I don't know, I just...
It was pitch black.

I feel like you was really
holding back, wasn't you?

You was waiting for me to...
I was holding back.

I was looking into your eyes,
and even though we couldn't see,

we knew we were looking in
each other's eyes. I could feel it.

Yeah, I know.

When we kissed, all the emotions
came back, and all new ones.

I just knew, as well.
All new ones? Yeah.

Aw. Like what? Just deeper?

Deeper, yeah, and maybe
feeling stronger, you know? Yeah.

I feel like the kisses before
were because

we just really fancied each other.
Do you know what I mean?

And we just had that
sexual attraction for each other.

And then that meant more to me
than any other kiss we've had.

# And everything
Went from wrong to right... #

Once I kissed you once,
I couldn't stop kissing you.

I just want
to kiss you all the time.

It's nice, isn't it?
Yeah.

To be honest, right now,
I'm on top of the world.

I can't wait to go to bed

so we can wake up tomorrow
and do the days all over again.

If you're feeling that way, you kind
of know what you have is special.

Um... Well.

I asked you a few days ago,
do you see a future with us? Yeah.

You said you don't know.
Do you see a future with us now?

Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah.

THEY LAUGH

# It was love at first sight

# Cos, baby, when I hurt you... #

That makes me happy.

It's nice to finally be
back on track, where we was.

We do have something special.
Like, I feel it.

I know that Liam feels it. He just
brings out so much more in me.

BOTH LAUGHING

# It was love, it was love
It was love, it was love... #

I'm a happy girl tonight.
We just had a little snog.

# It was love, it was love
It was love, it was love. #

'Mary wants to take things slowly
with Dale.

'Mary, you've got
all the time in the world.

'And by "all the time in the world",
I do mean Monday 23rd of August.

'After which,
you're out on your ear.'

What's happening?
Nothing.

I just feel like since me and you
have met, I feel like it's just,

like, I love getting to know you, I
love you as a person and everything.

But I just feel like it is a lot,
so fast. I totally get that.

I feel there's
so much pressure on us,

cos we're new,
we're the new couple.

All the other couples have
known each other five weeks,

they're in love,
do you know what I mean?

And we've, like, literally
known each other three days.

And I just feel like it's too...
I'm an affectionate person... Yeah.

..when I know someone.
Do you know what I mean?

But I feel like yesterday was,
like, fine, whatever. It was good.

But I felt like today, "Right, I
just need some time with the girls."

Yeah, just say that.

Not like space, but like,
I don't want it to be like this

and then it just burn out,
do you know what I mean?

Like, it's so...
Nah, I get you. Do you get me, like?

I'm the exact same.
That's the only thing.

And I feel like I'm just
pulling back, cos I'm just like,

"Whoa, this is so fast.
So much so soon." Yeah.

It's like the honeymoon period,
when you meet someone.

It's fun, it's like dating someone.
And that just went. It's too much.

Like, kissing and cuddling all the
time. I'm like, "Whoa, whoa, whoa!

"Hang on,
we've known each other three days."

So take a step back,
kind of start over again,

and just enjoy
spending time with each other.

I would rather just get to know you,
do you know what I mean?

No, that's, that's...
makes it easier. Yeah.

I much prefer just to take my time.
Good. Right, that's what we needed.

Perfect. The whole conversation.
Come on.

Sorted, sorted, sorted.
Let's go.

'Toby's wondering
how Kaz can share a bed with a man

'she doesn't find
remotely attractive.

'Right now, married women
around the country are thinking,

'"You get used to it."'

I'm looking at your situation.

You know, I'm learning things
from my situation here and there,

and I'm thinking...
you and Tyler - brilliant.

And I'm thinking,
on the other side, Matt's here.

Yeah.
You're in a bed with him.

Yeah!
It don't seem like you guys are...

friendship
or whatever you want it to be.

Do you just grab him
and you talk about it? Mm.

You've got, at the end of the day,
what you wanted,

and that's Tyler,
and you can now progress with that,

and your head's all in Tyler.

Yeah. My thing is, right,

the vibes I get is,
"Stay away from me."

The least you could have
is friends or civil basis.

So what, do you think I should...
I think...

You think I should pull him
out for a conversation and say,

"Hey, can we just be friends?"

No, I just... Yeah, it's
a lot of weight off your shoulders.

As much as it is for him,
it's for you as well.

I promise you right now, this chat
will go easier than you think.

You've got this, Kaz.
OK...

You've got this.

The student...
has become the master.

I'm joking. No way am I a master.

I've just literally been through

near enough every single scenario
in this villa, so...

I don't want her
to make the same mistakes as I have.

Matt?
Yeah.

Can we go for a chat?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah? Fire pit again?
Yeah. Let's do it.

What's happening?
What's happening?

Not much. Oh, gosh.

Hi. Hi.

It's always a serious chat
by the fire pit.

I just wanted to pull you, because
we haven't had a conversation

after we... We haven't spoken...
Not really, yeah, yeah.

..and I just wanted to, like, say,

I just don't want things
to be, like, awkward...

Awkward? Yeah, no, I am...
..or uncomfortable,

cos it's a bit for me,
and obviously even going into bed,

I'm, like, "Oh, man, I feel a bit
awkward, uncomfortable."

I don't know how it is for you.
Yeah.

But because we are in the villa,
like, 24/7 together,

I just want... I don't know,
just some level of...

even if it's just us
being civil, I just...

Yeah, no, I'm 100% on board
with that.

I have no ill feelings whatsoever,
you know,

as I said, when a situation
is over for me, it's over.

When I see you and Tyler together,
it's, like, such a strong connection

compared to what I felt
our situation was,

so I feel like, you know,
it's went in the way

that I think it was meant to be.

Yeah?
All right?

Yeah.

Can we actually smile at each other
before we go to bed tonight?

Yeah.
Aw, thank you so much.

I genuinely appreciate that.
Yeah, not a problem.

Not a problem.
Aw.

All's good in the air
with Matt and I.

It's not awkward,
it's not going to be uncomfortable.

We said we're gonna be civil,

we're gonna be friends,
we're gonna be cool.

# Ay, ay, ah. #
Kaz, would you like to sit here?

No, I'm good.

No, you can sit there, I'm standing.
No, no, I wanna grab Tyler.

D'you want me to grab him for you?
LAUGHTER

Where do you wanna go?
Huh?

Where do you wanna go, I said.
We can go walkies.

Yeah?
We're gonna go.

We're gonna go to the snug.

Are you nervous? Are you?

You should be nervous.
Me?!

Nah, I'm not nervous.

I've just had
a conversation with Matt.

Yeah, I saw.

Just a conversation for me and him
just to clear the air.

Is that the first conversation
you have had

since he said, "We're done"?
Yeah.

Mm.
We said we're civil, we're cool,

so hopefully when we go to bed
tonight, it's not gonna be awkward.

It's gonna be fine. It was left
pleasantly and respectfully,

so that's just, like,
a weight off my shoulders.

Off his as well, so, yeah.

And, yeah, so obviously now,
that leaves you.

I just wanted to let you know
that the door is open.

Open?!
Yeah.

What, fully?!
It's fully open.

Fully open, yeah?

Because when
I really think about it,

holding back and stuff, like,
I know what I want,

and I do think now
that things are cleared with Matt,

I feel like I'm being more myself.

I think everyone can see
that as well!

I was gonna say that, yeah,
I was gonna say that.

Before you even pulled me,
I was just, like,

it just looks as though you guys are
being the same as you were before,

you know, like pre-Casa,
you know what I mean?

Which is nice to hear.

Anyway, the door's fully open.
Yeah?

However...
HE GROANS

Oh, there's always a... Oh, go on.

If I ever need to even just
shut that door a little bit...

A little bit, yeah.

SHE CHUCKLES

..you're finished, like,
you're screwed.

Mm. OK.
I'm gonna give you 100%.

Mm-hm. And I'll give you 100%!
Uh-huh.

That doesn't change.
That hasn't changed at all.

# But, oh, just to hold you in... #

You've gone from Tyler to Ty
to Ty-Ty.

Oh!
I can call you Ty-Ty again!

Come here.

# Then I kiss you once

# Then I kiss you twice

# We'll call it paradise

# Paradise

# Paradise. #

Mm.

'Still to come:
Is it over for Teddy and Faye?'

Since you've come back,
it's been a lie.

'Faye's got some regrets about
her behaviour the previous night.

'She's got regrets?!

'Tony the soundman spent the morning
in casualty

'with a perforated eardrum.'

You know when you just feel like...
"Could it get any worse"?

I know. I came in here,
I've been so transparent.

Maybe a bit too fucking open.
No.

Why can't I just find someone
that is the same with me?

Like, even if it's going
to hurt me to my core, hurt me...

Just do it, yeah.

..and let me decide if I want
to forgive you or not. Mm-hm.

I didn't want
to be the one again

who let myself ruin something
good for me. Babe!

Oh! I keep going from really sad
to really angry.

I don't know what's wrong with me.
And then in-between that,

I want to eat all the time.
MILLIE LAUGHS

That's how I feel.

I hated my life a few days ago, too.
I'm all right now.

And the same will happen with you.

Yeah, because you are all
loved up with Liam still.

I just wanted to be loved up with...
No-one.

Yeah. I know.

Hey, honey.

You OK?
Yeah, are you?

Did he hear that?

Maybe it's worth taking her out.

If she wants to,
go up to the terrace.

Away from everyone.

Cos you know she likes
to shout, bro.

What would you say to that?

I just want to listen.
Hear what she has to say.

I'd take her up the terrace.
You would?

Well out the way.
I would as well.

Well out the way.

You need closure, you can't be
sitting around here like this.

You gonna get changed for bed?
Yeah.

Come on, then.

FAYE: Yeah, I'm gonna get
ready for bed.

Such a mardy, you are!

Wow, you are massive
big hulk of a man! Ooh!

Faye, Faye. Can I speak to you?
Can you tell the truth?

I always tell the truth.
There you go, then.

Can I speak to you?
Come on, then.

I don't want a fight
with you or anything.

No, that's fine.
Yeah? Mm-hm.

# I can't stop staring
At those ocean eyes... #

Can I tell the truth (?)

So you think I genuinely
lied to you?

Yes, no?

Well, it would seem that way,
wouldn't it?

It would seem that way?
It would seem that way.

# You really know
How to make me cry

# When you give me
Those ocean eyes

# I'm scared. #

So, please tell me,
what's in your head?

You wanted to chat to me, so...

Yeah, I wanted to chat to you,
so I can hear what's in your head.

So, what is in your head?
Why do you think I've lied to you?

What... I don't feel that.

I just feel like
you went to Casa Amor... Mm-hm.

And... The whol... like, since
you've come back, it's been a lie.

You came back
and it was made out to me...

I actually felt awful for how
I had dealt with the situation

because I genuinely believed

that you hadn't done
anything wrong over there.

With the Clarisse situation...

I didn't feel like I needed
to tell you anything

because I did not fancy Clarisse
in any way, shape or form.

But in the clip it said you
were sexually attracted to her.

I need to tell you that
because...?

No, but it would have been better
for me to have known everything

that happened in Casa Amor

rather than seeing on the TV.
Nothing happened. OK, look...

Like, everyone was shocked
and shook by yours.

Faye, there was nothing in that
conversation for me to tell you.

Am I gonna walk back here

and boast that I found
people attractive in Casa Amor...

..and it meant nothing,
it was meaningless?

You're saying you didn't
feel the need to tell me that,

but that's where
we are different as people.

I felt I needed to
over-share with you

and tell you everything
that happened

so that there was no surprises
for you.

I'm here, I've always been here
for you, Faye. From the start.

If you genuinely think that
things are done, then just tell me.

Yeah, I have, Teddy.
OK.

It's just, it's shit because...

..I came in here and I thought

that I'd found what
I was looking for in you.

And then that happens.

What is that, though, Faye?

Like, get into the meat of it.

Understand it.

I can't understand it, Teddy,

because you haven't given me
the meat to understand it.

I've just seen a video clip.

You're being really unfair.

Like, you're being so unfair.
I'm telling you the truth.

You're not understanding.

I knew nothing of what
happened in Casa Amor.

I knew nothing.

And then I'm the only one,

the only person that was shocked.
Or that I had, like...

I honestly thought
you were an angel over there.

And it turns out
that's not the case.

No, it was the case, Faye.

I don't trust people

until they prove to me
I can trust them.

I've said that from day one.

And so far, there's a lot of reasons
why not to trust you.

But you're telling me
to still trust you.

So, what am I supposed to do,
just let you go?

# I don't need your games
Game over

# Get me off
This roller-coaster... #

In your eyes, I've made a mistake.
I get it.

But just to be like "I'm done"...

..is what I'm struggling with.

I-I can't, I can't,
I can't swallow the pill.

It doesn't make sense to me.
I'm like, "What the hell?"

Cos I'd rather be done
than be hurt.

So, you think
I'm genuinely gonna hurt you?

Teddy, you already have.

What do you want?

Right now, I just want to continue
this journey on my own.

# All I know
All I know

# Loving you is a losing game

# A broken heart
Is all that's left

# I'm still fixing
All the cracks... #

On my own, it is.

# A broken heart
Is all that's left. #

MUSIC: 'My Oh My'
by James Smith

# Been a little different lately

# Think I lost my mind

# Trying to pick up all the pieces

# That you left behind

# I can't even call you baby

# Cos you're no longer mine... #

All right, love?
Yeah, you?

No.
What's wrong, Faye?

I've had the worst night of my life.

# My, oh, my

# Oh, it hurts so hard

# Cos you're on my mind

# But you're out my heart... #

Don't put too much
pressure on yourself

to wake up and think,
"I need to feel better."

And also, don't always think
that it's just down to you.

We can take
the load as well with you.

Of course.
Love you, bros, for that.

We can take the load with you.

# Was it my, oh, my, my fault...? #

So, 100% done, or...

Normal me, outside,
I would go back, yes,

but I'm really trying to do
this thing where I don't do that.

Yeah, to look after yourself.

# My, oh, my
Was it my, oh, my, my fault?

# M-My, m-my... #

I've just been dumped.

HE GROANS

# Cos I can't take it anymore

# M-My, m-my

# My, my, my, oh, my
Oh, I... #

This is the hard bit,
like, going to bed.

He ain't there.

# My, oh, my

# Oh, it hurts so hard... #

I miss kissing.
Same.

# How could you do this?
Leave me in ruins

# I'm lying in the dark... #

SHE WHISPERS: Yeah.

# My, oh, my

# Was it my, oh, my

# My fault? #

'Still to come:
Laura crashes the party.'

Oh, my God.

How are you, Islanders?
Oh, my God!

'The Islanders are
waking up to another gruelling day

'in a luxury villa,
lounging around the pool in swimwear

'and eating free cheese toasties.

'The inhumanity of it!

'I'm gonna set them up
a GoFundMe page, the poor lambs.'

Wakey-wakey!

How is everyone feeling today?

Tired.

Exhausted.

Tired.

Anyone not tired right now?

Kaz?

I'm tired.
Mm.

Join the club.

Good morning, people!

Morning, lovey-lobster.

THEY GROAN

What do you think's
gonna happen today, then?

TEXT ALERT
I've got a text!

Oh, dear.

JAKE READS ALOUD:

SCREAMING

Yay! Yeah!

"Hashtag outout,
hashtag notaladsholiday!"

# Your love is a drug
And it's getting me wired

# It's all in my lungs
And it's taking me higher

# All I wanna do
Is keep breathin' in you... #

Liam! Got a party to go to!

LAUGHTER

# You got, you got, you got
You got, got me wired... #

To the club. To the club.

To the club, to the club,
to the club.

I'm so excited.

This is gonna be
a fucking sick day, innit?

Yeah.

It's like going out, like,
with your girls after a break-up,

but your ex is in the club.

# Euphoria

# That feelin' I've been feelin'
Right now for ya... #

You look nice.
You look even nicer.

Thanks.

# Swear I'm sober
Oh, but I ain't comin' down, no

# Nirvana

# The greatest love
Escapes from all the drama. #

'The gang are heading
for The Vibes Club

'and it has a very strict
door policy.

'Over 18s only, no football colours,

'and you've got to be appearing
on a reality TV show on ITV2,

'open brackets, which can be caught
up with on ITV Hub, close brackets.'

# I'm about to lose it
So let's just lose it tonight... #

CHEERING

# There's something 'bout the music
That makes me feel right

# There's something 'bout the music
That takes me so high

# And I'm about to lose it

# So let's just lose it tonight. #

CHEERING

Let's get this party started!

CHEERING

# There's something 'bout the music
That makes me feel right

# There's something 'bout the music
That takes me so high

# And I'm about to lose it

# So let's just lose it tonight. #

Yeah. My favourite thing to do.

My favourite thing
is to sit in a beach club

with a drink, giving it...

having a good time, having a party,
with music, and people...

Casa kind of made us stronger,
in a sense. Yeah.

But, like... we kinda
had to go through that. Yeah.

How are you feeling now?

Good. Like, genuinely.
It's just, like,

it's all behind me.
I don't need to reference any of it.

And I'm just glad
we're at the place we're at now,

cos I'm happy again.
Yeah. Like, happy again.

I just wanna lay one on you!

THEY LAUGH

OK.

# Stay up all night

# We'll stay up all night

# We'll stay up all night. #

Isn't it so funny? You mugged me
off, and now we're back together.

I didn't know what I wanted.
With you, it was good at the start.

Yeah?
Yeah.

But my head was still
all over the place.

That was nice for me (!)

You know what, I did what I did,
and right now

I think we're in
a better place completely.

We're in the best place,
don't you think? I'm really happy.

HE MIMICS HER: I'm really happy.

Yeah, I'm really happy as well.

Like, really, really happy.

A few weeks left here. Don't know
what's gonna happen. I just feel...

What, two weeks?
Yeah.

With you being quite
long-distance with someone,

when you're in a situationship,
it's difficult. Situationship?

Well, a situationship...
Well, what do you call it, then?

Erm... Well, I'd say we were,
like... exclusive.

That's good enough for me.
Yeah? So we're exclusive?

Are we exclusive?
SHE LAUGHS

I don't want to put pressure on you,
now, do I?

Yeah, but that would
give me some confidence,

knowing that once you've said that
we're exclusive, that's it, then.

You've confirmed your word.
You can't go back on that.

Oh, well... Would you be happy
to be exclusive?

SHE LAUGHS

Erm... Yeah.

We're not boyfriend and girlfriend,
but we're exclusive.

Cheers to that, being exclusive.

Yeah. Cheers to being exclusive.
Give me a kiss.

IAIN STIRLING: 'People ask me
what it's like

'doing this show with a baby.

'It's all about sharing roles.
For example, right now,

'I'm at work while Laura's at home,
looking after the...'

'Oh, God!'

# Here comes trouble

# Here comes, here comes trouble

# Here comes
Here comes trouble... #

Is that Laura?!
Oh, my God!

How are you, Islanders?

Oh, my God!
What the hell!

Sorry to interrupt the party.

Can you all please line up
in front of the bar?

LIBERTY: Oh, no!
What!

I'm scared!
Are you joking?!

Oh, my God!
I'm nervous now!

Oh, Laura's...
Oh, God.

It's never a good sign
when she comes.

# I won't stop, forget it, yeah
Here comes, here comes trouble

# Oh, here...
Here comes trouble. #

TENSE MUSIC

So, how's youse all doin'? Good?
NERVOUS MUMBLING

I bet it's nice to be out of
the villa just for a little while?

Until you turned up, yeah!
LAUGHTER

Well, guys, I'm sure
you're all wondering why I'm here?

I've got some VERY important news.

# I'm bad, as bad can be... #

The public have been
voting for their favourite girl...

# I'm bad, I'm bad
As bad as can be... #

..and their favourite boy.

The three girls
with the fewest votes

and the three boys
with the fewest votes

risk being dumped
from the island today.

Those dumped from the island
will leave immediately...

# I'm bad, as bad can be... #

..and will not return to the villa.
Oh, God.

Fucking hell.

Savage.

In no particular order,

I will now reveal the girls
who received the fewest votes.

# On judgement day
I won't fade away

# I'll be pushing on
I'll be pushing on... #

The first girl at risk is...

# Till my dying day
I won't give it all away

# I'll be pushing on... #

Abi.

Abi, please step forward.

The next girl
who could leave today is...

# I'll be pushing on
Yeah... #

Mary.

Mary, please step forward.

# I'll be pushing on... #

And the final vulnerable girl is...

# Till the rivers run dry
I've got to try, try, try

# I'll be pushing on
Till my dying day

# I won't give it all away. #

Kaz.

Oh, my God!

Please step forward.

So that means, that Liberty, Chloe,

Millie and Faye, you are all safe.

Congratulations, ladies.

Abi, Kaz and Mary,
please come and stand by the pool.

I will now reveal the three boys
who received the fewest votes

and risk being dumped
from the island today.

The first boy
whose place is at risk is...

# Head in the dust
Feet in the fire

# Labour on that midnight wire... #

..Dale.

The next boy
who could be going home is...

# Oh-oh-oh

# Soldier keep on marching on... #

..Tyler.

# Head down
Till the work is done... #

And the final vulnerable boy is...

..Jake.

# Oh-oh-oh

# Oh-oh-oh... #

What the fuck?

# Oh-oh-oh

# Oh-oh-oh

# Soldier keep on marching... #

Dale, Jake and Tyler,
please come and stand by the pool.

So that means that Matthew, Toby,
Liam and Teddy, you are all safe.

Congratulations, guys.

So... Abi, Kaz, Mary,

Dale, Jake and Tyler,

you all received
the fewest votes from the public

and are all vulnerable.

However, only one boy and one girl

will leave today.

# And revenge
Has never felt so sweet

# I will be your worst
And darkest dream. #

And that decision is in the hands
of your fellow Islanders.

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.