Love Island (2015–…): Season 7, Episode 36 - Episode 31 - full transcript

As week six continues the Islanders are more determined than ever to make it all the way to the final. The temperature keeps on rising. Toby tells Jake and Tyler that his head is with Chloe.

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
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MUSIC: 'Dazz (Dazz Disco Mix)'
by Brick

IAIN STIRLING:
'Previously on Love Island...

'..two girls talked...'

It was 50-50 equal. If anything,
he was probably 60% pushing it more.

I don't know whether I can come back
from that, I'm not gonna lie.

'..and one couple reunited.'

Can I kiss you now?

'Tonight...

'..the temperature
just keeps on rising.'

She said she wants me
to fight for her. Mm.



But it's difficult to fight for
someone when you can't talk to them.

ECHOING: ..can't talk to them.

He's clearly telling me one thing

and telling Kaz
a totally different thing.

I don't know what I'm gonna do.

Yeah.
KAZ SOBS

# So, you know what

# Screw feelings
I don't want them any more... #

'Recently,
Toby's been up to all sorts,

'but he's seen
the error of his ways.

'He actually told a producer
he's a changed man.

'Then he invited her to the Hideaway
for a quickie.

'Baby steps, people, baby steps.'

I'm in a place where...



I'll just say it all. Mm.
I'm with Mary, brought Mary back.

Didn't expect Abi to be by herself,
but she's by herself. Yeah.

She seems like she wants
to still get to know me, but...

..my head is with Chlo.

Hm?!

LAUGHTER
What?

Seriously.
JAKE LAUGHING

No, serious?
No, like, properly, now, stop.

Stop, mate, stop.
I know...

You guys can't be serious.

I'm having deep thoughts here,
and you guys are laughing.

What? Are you jok...?!

So, cool...

I'm in a situation where
I walk down, walk down with Mary,

and obviously, I was like,
"Abi's by herself." Mm.

But then, in the corner of my eye,
I'm like...

"But Chloe's with someone as well."

I'm like, "Ooh, I don't like that."

OK. In that sense,
like, has she got something?

I thought...
I knew that was gonna happen.

I knew she was gonna
be with someone. Yeah, course.

Of course she's gonna
be with someone. Yeah.

But I didn't know I was gonna feel
the way I felt.

Which, in myself, says a lot about
how I feel towards the girl. Yeah.

In that, it's not dead in my eyes.

So, that comes to the point of -

if I don't try,
will I regret not trying?

And what do we say every day?
No regrets.

No regrets.

Just can't help how I feel.

'When am I not in a bit of a pickle?
I'm always in a bit of a pickle.'

Right now, I'm in a bit of a pickle.

Hey!
Hi.

Toby, could I nick you, please?

Wait, hang on a minute,
you didn't even bring his drink.

That's poor from you, Abs.

Where do you wanna go?
Um... Swing?

Let's go swing. How are you?
I'm fine, how are you doing?

Oh, my God, so happy
to finally get to talk to you.

Finally gettin' a chat.

Yeah. How are you feeling?

Um... Still dealing with everything
that happened, you know.

Uh-huh. You can't just deal with it
like that.

SNAPS FINGERS
Just, like, bang.

So, where's your head at?

Right now, my headspace
is completely different

to where my head was
before I left Casa Amor. OK.

Before I left Casa Amor,
I was with you, with my head.

Really?
But right now...

It's with Mary? I don't know.
If it is, that's fine.

I... In a girl, I would say
I wanted this, this and this,

and you would tick boxes,

but it's just that my feelings
and my head is somewhere else,

and it would be unfair
for me to say,

go in that with you
and lead you down a path

where my head
and my feelings aren't there.

You're unsure,
don't know what you want.

I just feel...
Babes, you gotta be, like...

Sometimes it's hard to say stuff...

It is. ..but you've just gotta
be honest and say it. Yeah.

It actually hurts people more
in the long run. Yeah.

Like, I feel like maybe last night -

I know it was shitty
because you probably felt guilty

cos I was stood there - but when
we were sat at the sun loungers,

maybe you should have just said,

"Look, I've found
a connection with Mary,

"and this is something I'm excited
about and I wanna pursue."

Do you know what, do you know what,
let me just say it all.

I, it don't...
It's not like that, because...

I'm... still attached...

..to Chloe.

Are you?

I did not see that one coming.
See, that's why I was like...

It's not as simple as... Babes,
cos why would you bring back Mary?

'Literally just flipped
the whole script.'

I don't wanna get to know
Abi or Mary.

I wanna get to know Chloe.

I've always said I'll step back
from the Chloe situation,

and never really wrote it off
in my eyes,

and seeing Chloe with another guy,

my feelings were like, whoa,
all over the place.

You absolute pickle.

Abs...

Thank you for understanding.

You kill me. You are so cute, Tobes.

IAIN STIRLING: 'So Toby
shamelessly cracked on with someone,

'before deciding he also fancied
a girl he was with before.

'Tyler's got a word for
that kind of shocking behaviour.

'And that word...
is "INSPIRATIONAL".'

I apologise for how I was
over there. Yesterday.

Yeah?

That wasn't really me.
Ultimately, it was my mistake.

Yeah.
So I'm sorry for that.

And I'm sorry
for how I made you feel.

When I saw you with Matt,

I was like, "Whoa!" Like, "What?!"
Mm.

I didn't expect to feel that way.

Does that make sense? What way?
Like a kick in the stomach.

But I know it sounds hypocritical
because I was with her.

So, long story short,

I feel as though I underestimated
my feelings for you,

cos I wasn't expecting
to feel that way.

Prior to Casa Amor happening,

I was happy.

Do you know what I mean? With us,
cos I felt like everything was fine.

And had I not seen
the picture on that postcard,

I would not have recoupled,
I would have stayed.

Obviously, Clarisse is there.
There's no denying that,

there's no taking away from that.
Yeah, I can see her.

She's obviously not going anywhere.

And I'm gonna obviously
get to know her a bit more.

However, I don't want
to throw us away.

Really?

So, am I
your little back-up option?

No, course not. Course not.
Course not. Course not.

I know it seems like
I'm being greedy.

That's what it sounds like.

It sounds like you wanna have
your cake and eat it.

100%
So, you do? No!

That's what it SOUNDS like!
You just said 100%.

No, that's what it sounds like.
Cos that's what it is.

What you're saying is,

"I'm back with a new girl,
I'm gonna get to know her.

"I wanna try to get to know you too
and decide who I like more."

That's what you're telling me.
Yes or no?

If you want to break it down
like that...

Not IF I want to break it down
like that!

Is that what you're telling me
or not?

In layman's terms...
HE LAUGHS

Do you know what, how about we both
have our cake and eat it too

because obviously Matt's down there.
And that's fine.

Oh. OK. Yeah, that's fine.
Mm.

But what I'm saying is,
just don't throw us away, you know?

"I'm gonna get to know Clarisse,
but wait for me."

That's what you're telling me.
"Don't throw us away."

What does
"Don't throw us away" mean?

It's not that, Kaz.
If I had to pick between you both,

I would be leaning more
towards yourself.

You know?

OK. Cool.

How do you feel about
the whole thing, then?

What do I feel like?

I'm not an option.
I'm not a second choice. Yeah.

I've been 100% with you
from the beginning,

and I've been true to myself,

and I'm obviously gonna stay
true to myself.

You figure out what's going on.

Cool.

Well, at least that's
sort of out in the open now.

We know where we both stand.
Because it was eating me up, man.

It really was.
Really?

Yeah, 100%.
It shows (!)

Hairline's a bit rough.

Yeah, losing weight.
Yeah.

Bit skinny.
HE LAUGHS

I feel like you need Matt to
work you out in the gym a little.

Are you taking the piss?
Have you seen his abs?

He knows I'm stronger than him.
SHOUTED: Ah!

Right now, Tyler has a little
bit of power over my feelings,

but he doesn't need to know that.

I appreciate him saying that if he
could choose between Clarisse and I,

he'd pick me.

However, he still brought her back
from Casa Amor.

I need him to show it
and not just say it.

IAIN STIRLING:
'Toby's got news for Millie.

'I'm guessing it's about him
still fancying Chloe,

'but that WAS ten minutes ago,
so your guess is as good as mine.

'He's probably cracking onto one of
those giant plastic rabbits by now.'

Mills, there's obviously so much
suffering you...

I don't want to burden you
with what... all my...

No, come on, tell me what's up.
You need something else?

I'm bored, give me something else
right now. Go on.

It's gonna rattle
your whole everything.

Yeah. OK, I'm loving this right now.

She was literally like...

"Oh, you come across
like you don't like me or Mary.

"It sounds like, who do you like?"
Shit!

And I said,
"My head is not with you guys.

"My head is completely with Chloe."
Like, when I walked down...

Walk down, what, from Casa Amor?
..from Casa Amor with Mary,

I was like...
Just thinking of Chloe.

Yeah. I'm feeling feels
that I've never felt before.

Like, do I miss her?
Like, I really like her!

What... the hell?

It took Toby to go through two girls
to realise that actually,

he really likes Chloe
and he misses her.

You can't predict it, can you?

Me and Toby just kissed (!)

So many times.
Go on.

Where we gonna go? Fire pit.

All right? Yeah, I'm sweet, me.
How about you?

Have been better. You been better?
Why, you feeling hurt?

Obviously, in Casa,
there was no mention of Abi. Yeah.

Nothing at all.

I just feel like
maybe we've gone into Casa

and you just thought, like,
"I'll bring Mary back,

"in case she's recoupled
so I'm not on my ones",

as, like, a second thing.

Erm... When we was walking down,
like, I'm thinking about,

"Oh, Abi is by herself."

Mm-hm? But then, in my mind,
as well, is that...

I don't think I'm over
that Chloe situation, as well.

Right. Which is, like, a big
surprise for me completely, as well.

Cos I'm coming in, I'm seeing her
with another person, I'm like...

I did not expect that,
coming walking down. OK.

And I'd rather tell you now...
Yeah.

..than a week down the line,
where we're more attached

and feelings are involved.
Yeah, yeah. OK.

I was thinking, "Right, Abi,
what's going on here?"

And then Chloe
got thrown into the mix.

I was like...

"Did not see that one coming."

Yeah... How are you?
I'm good.

Did you have your chat with him?
Mm.

He still wants to get to know me,
and then I was like,

the reality is, obviously,
I'm still getting to know you.

Mm-hm.
So I basically said to him

I'm gonna carry on
getting to know you.

If he wants to have conversations,
that's fine. Yeah.

I'm not gonna go out of my way
to pull him.

He's gonna have to find me.
Yeah.

And I'm just gonna do what's
best for me. Always, obviously.

That's fine, if youse want to get
to know each other, and, obviously,

we're the exact same, so...
Mm-hm.

DISTANT LAUGHTER

What are you trying to do?

IAIN: 'As Faye's said
a million times,

'she can't bear people
who can't be trusted.

'She was just reminding Teddy
of that

'while she was snogging his face off
behind Sam's back.'

Erm...
Hit me with it.

Obviously, you know, like,
you coming in, and my situation,

unfortunately, I made it very clear
that I wouldn't have pursued

anything with you guys in here
if it wasn't for that postcard.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Obviously, Teddy's come back,

and it has been super difficult
to, like, see him around

and not want to go and speak to him
and not want to do that,

and, like, you know, be on the
same page as what we were before.

Yeah, yeah.
We did have a kiss.

Yeah.
Erm...

And for me, it's just kind of
confirmed... You did what?

We had a kiss.
Right, OK. Yeah.

And it's just kind of confirmed
things to me that, obviously,

my feelings for Teddy
are still definitely there,

and that they didn't ever,
like, really go away.

But, for that reason, obviously, I'm
gonna sleep on the daybed tonight.

Mm.

Yeah. Sound.

OK?

Come here.

You will be sorry.
Yeah, why?

No, I'll be OK.
I'm sound, don't worry. Honestly.

I haven't even asked Teddy
if he wants to stay on the daybed

with me yet, so that's gonna
be awkward if he now says no.

Oh, right, so you're just throwing
shots at me that aren't even true.

SHE LAUGHS

# Oh, I did my best

# Oh, how I've tried... #

I am... officially on Friend Island.
What?!

# So close to the line
I might as well be on the other side

# Only our love

# Can be so lonely sometimes... #

So far, how are you guys finding it?

It's been hectic.

LIAM: Lads, see you in the morning.

# And it's taken till today

# To finally find
The words to say... #

So, girls, I have news.
What?

Faye will be sleeping
on the daybed tonight.

With who?
With Teddy.

SQUEALING

# Oh, now, love
Can be so lonely sometimes... #

MILLIE GASPS

Oh, my God, I've just broken
my Sagittarius necklace.

No, you haven't!

# I'm not asking for a symphony... #

Oh, my God.

# Yeah, I don't need your flowers

# I just need your voice
Singing clear for me

# Singing love can be
So lonely sometimes... #

Guys, good night. Night!
Bye, babe! Night!

# So as the silence descends

# And I'm on my own again... #

Are you gonna be OK?
Yeah.

Yeah? I love you so much.
Love you even more.

If you wanna reach out to me,
just, like, hold your hand out.

# Saying even love
Can be so lonely

# Sometimes

# Even love can be so lonely

# Sometimes

# Even love can be so lonely

# Sometimes. #

IAIN STIRLING: 'It's morning,

'and I was gonna run through
all the current couples in there,

'but by the time
I'd finished telling you,

'they'd have all changed again,
so I'm just not bothering.'

# Life's a losing game
When you don't play

# Don't hold your cards too close
Is what they say... #

Was it your favourite,
being back in bed with me?

I miss waking up to your face.

Good answer. The right answer, that.

How are you feeling this morning,
Liam?

It's nice to be on the inside.
Doghouse ain't too bad.

Might come in more often.

My life is a joke.

What you smiling at? Just wondering
what you two were doing last night.

Nothing. Kiss and a cuddle,
that's about it.

It woke me up!

It was just some comments
that pissed me off, like.

# I want something more than... #

CHEERING

Morning.
Morning.

Good sleep?
Really good. Did you?

Oh, that's good (!)

It was an upgrade. You might have
to get used to that one.

Get used to having upgrades?

No.
Oh.

Get used to sleeping out
somewhere other than here.

# Take your time, enjoy it... #

CHEERING

Hey, baby!

How was it?
It was a treat.

He was really cute last night,
to be fair. Was he? Yeah.

Was there lots of kisses?

So much kisses.
Aw.

# Take your time, enjoy it

# Every fleeting moment... #

'In that villa, anything's possible.

'You can go on an amazing
emotional journey, or, like Toby,

'take a couple of day trips
before booking an open return.'

Yeah, OK, so, let's talk.
Yeah, what's your plan, Toby?

I told Abi and I told Mary
yesterday,

and I told them, "Look, I can't..."

"I know it's not fair if I went
with you when my head, my feelings,

"aren't with you guys,
but with Chloe." Yeah.

Yeah, kicking yourself
if you don't try. Yeah, exactly.

We say every day, no regrets.
No regrets.

Don't look back.
Exactly.

'Tyler's gonna tell Teddy and Hugo
all about his exciting new plan.

'In a nutshell, he wants
to have his Kaz and eat it.'

Boys, boys, boys.
Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys!

How's it going, lads?
Yeah, good, man. Oh, mate.

Yesterday... I feel as though
yesterday went well.

You know, I finally got that chat
out of the way with Kaz.

Mm.
And we're on a level now. You know?

Where do you think I should stand
on affection with both girls?

Kissing, touching,
that sort of thing.

Do you think that's appropriate
with Clarisse, to start with?

That's a... That's a big question,
isn't it?

Yeah.
You've got to do what you gotta do.

I mean, I wouldn't... Personally,
I wouldn't be doing a lot of PDA...

In front?
If the other one was literally...

No, yeah, of course, yeah.

..like, across the room,
if that makes sense?

What you haven't factored in
is a PDA between Kaz and Matt.

See, yeah, that's what
I was thinking about as well.

Yeah.
I wouldn't like to see it.

I'm really, really gunning
for Tyler and Kaz.

No disrespect to Clarisse,
but they had such a chemistry.

Erm, and... I would like to see them
happy together,

cos I think
they are great together.

I think they're a good pair.

So, at the moment, where is your...

I said to myself...
Is it 50-50?

I said to myself
probably 60-40, Kaz.

Mm.
You know?

And the only way
I can sort of explain it

is how I feel when I see her,
you know, with Matt.

Yeah.
It doesn't make me feel good.

Obviously, I did bring Clarisse back
for a reason.

You know, I need to explore
what I found initially,

which was that spark, right?
Yeah.

'Matt's nowhere near
as nice to Kaz as he used to be.

'Last night, when she told him
Tyler still fancied her,

'he didn't even say
"congratulations"! Sel-fish.'

Let's get it.
Beanbags?

Yeah.
OK. That's a shout.

Yeah?
There we go.

You good?

I wasn't happy with you.
Really?

Yeah.
How so?

Post-Casa Amor, I feel like
you've pulled back a little bit,

or slowed down the pace
we were going at.

And not just the pace. Hear me out.

When we got into bed last night,
you literally hugged me good night.

I'm not a five-year-old child,
so I don't understand why.

You may as well
have fucking tucked me into bed

and brought me cookies
and left the room.

LAUGHING: I'm sorry.
You didn't give me cuddles.

It's nothing like that.
I haven't changed

with the way I feel about you
and stuff.

So I want to reassure you
about that.

But that's my thing.

In my head, if someone says to me,
"I'm focused on you

"and I still
want to get to know you",

but then their actions
have flipped completely

to be different from
what it was before, I'm like...

I feel like I'm being told
more than being shown.

Yeah. I can understand that.

I am 100% committed
to getting to know you only. Mm.

And I don't know you fully yet,
so that's what I'm figuring out.

I don't know where we're going yet.

What are you thinking, then?
I don't know.

SHE SIGHS

Moving at your pace
and being affectionate at your pace,

I will just have to process that.

Yeah, it's just...

Again, it's nothing wrong
with it either,

but it's just who you are, you know?

Matt's changed,
and I don't like it at all.

What else
has he got to focus on... but me?

Like, hello. Ugh.

I don't get it.

'Tyler's got something

'he desperately needs
to get out in the open.

'Ah, mines get stuck, too, mate.

'Just give those shorts
a little pull. There you go!

'And now you can talk to Clarisse.'

How are you?
I'm very well.

Are you sure?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm very, very well.
How are things with yourself?

They're all right.
Yeah? They're all right.

You haven't told me properly
what happened last night.

Yeah, so, obviously, had
a conversation with Kaz last night,

and coming back and seeing her
has made it clear to me that,

you know, maybe I wasn't as set
as I first thought I was. Right.

The door is kind of ajar
in that way.

Mm. It's a bit jarring, isn't it?

I don't want it to seem as
though I'm gonna be grabbing Kaz

and kissing her in front of you
and doing that.

That's not the case at all. You're
still gonna be chatting to her.

Yeah, I'll be chatting to her,

but similarly, I'm going to be
talking to you, getting to know you.

OK.

And seeing if we can get anywhere,
if that makes sense?

That's just weird to me.

Well, how would you go about it,
then?

If you was in my shoes,
how would you go about it?

I mean, I wouldn't...
Would you pick one?

Yeah, kind of. Like...

I don't know.
I wouldn't act like that, but...

I'm trying to explain it
and go with it as best I can.

I'm trying to be respectful
to all parties as best I can.

Yeah.

OK. Well...
So, what are you thinking now?

I don't know.
It's just like, well, what can I do?

Say, "No, don't chat to her"?
Like...

You've got to do what makes
you happy, at the end of the day.

Mm.

Do you know what? For me,

as long as it's organic
and not overtly taking the piss,

then I don't see a problem in it.

Course you don't. Cos you've got
two fucking options!

No, it's not like that, though.
'It's hard.'

The plan of action
doesn't change for me.

I still wanna get to know Clarisse,
I still wanna talk to Kaz.

That is just how I feel.
That's my emotions.

You know, it's probably wrong
in a lot of people's eyes,

and I get that and understand that,
but for me,

I don't know, it just seems
as though I need to do it

to find exactly
what I'm looking for in here.

'Still to come,
there's a surprise for Chloe.'

No way!
I can't believe he's done that.

IAIN STIRLING: 'The Islanders
have just had their dinner.

'Liberty went for the chicken,
Hugo went for the fish,

'while Tyler insisted
on ordering both

'and choosing which one he wanted
later. Force of habit.'

# I feel like my love
Is wasting every day, yeah

# Get so damn tired
Of chasing every day, yeah...

You look lovely.
Thanks.

Dress looks nice on you.
You like that?

You know where it'd look better?

SHE LAUGHS

# My love looks better on you

# My love looks better on you... #

He just goes, "It's a nice dress.

"Do you know where
it would look better?"

The bedroom floor.
THEY LAUGH

It wouldn't look good on
the bedroom floor, it's too nice.

Exactly, it would look like
a pile of shit on the bedroom floor.

So that's a lie, he's lied again.
He's a liar. He's lied again!

# Promise you, baby

# My love looks better on you. #

I'm so excited for all of us to
continue to get to know each other

and become an even bigger
dysfunctional family.

ALL: Cheers!

'Uh-oh, Chloe's pulled
her hairdresser for a chat.

'Dale, don't ask, "What would
you like to do today, madam?"

'Cos I'm guessing
you won't like the answer.'

What's good, what's good?
What is good?

Basics.
Yeah.

Erm, obvs we coupled up, on vibes.
Yep.

Out of all of the six boys,

I obviously did
vibe with you the most.

But I think...

it's just friends.
Yeah, I was gonna say.

Friends vibes.

Obviously,
I love you, you're so funny,

we get along really well.
I just would not see it going...

Yeah. We will literally be
such good friends,

it's just not the next thing.
That's not a bad thing.

That's why we do this. Me and you
have good vibes, out of everyone.

Yeah.
Yeah, OK.

That was cool.

That is the easiest dumping
I have ever done in my life.

Like, the easiest. I'd do it again.

'A, B, C, done. Finished, you know.'

What are you thinking
about the ladies?

Has anyone caught your eye?

Abi? I think she's...
Open. Open.

And actually, I appreciate the
fact that she stayed true to Toby.

Been respectful, yeah.
She was respectful to him.

I like Mary.
Do you? Yeah.

She's fucking fit. I do like her.
Do you?

OK.
She's fire.

She's a fucking weapon.

Two ladies.

Yeah, that's it.
How fun for you.

'It turns out that,
in a clerical oversight,

'the one person nobody told
that Toby fancied Chloe, is Chloe.

'Who's in charge
of this operation?!

'It's a bureaucratic nightmare!'

How are you?
So, spoke to Toby.

He...

pulled Abi and Mary
to one side and said,

"I don't want to pursue anything..."

Oh, fuck off.

"..with either of you two,
because I like Chloe."

No way! Ha!

Are you fucking serious?
He told both of them?

Both of them.
And they knew and no-one told me?

Yeah, and that
he didn't really, like,

feel anything in any of them.

He's, like,
"I'm fully interested in Chloe."

He was like,
"None of them are you."

"None of us...
None of them get on like we do.

"Chloe just gets me.
We just continue to laugh."

I feel like, I don't know,
I'm buzzing for youse two.

Yeah, I fucking want this to happen.
Do you?

Yeah.
Me too!

THEY LAUGH

Really?
Do you know what it's like?

It's like, "Yeah,
you've mugged me off,

"made me look like a right twat,
fucking fallen out with Hugo

"because you knew
you were in the wrong,

"caused all of this,
gone off with another girl,

"brought a girl back,
snogged her in there."

What will you do? Just
want him to know what he did wrong

and make sure that
can't fucking happen again.

Yeah. Yeah?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Now he knows what he had.
Exactly.

I never doubted myself.
You don't know what you've got...

BOTH: Until it's gone. Yeah.
So he thought he'd lost you.

'What the hell?!'

I ain't gonna lie, that made me
feel really good, cos...

LAUGHS

Like, that is a big thing
for him to do.

Like, he's got all these girls
fighting over him.

You know, normally,
I think Toby likes the attention.

I wasn't even giving it.

Why are the boys
having such deep chats?

Liam is like...
Liam's deep in it, man.

He's really on, like, fucking
"Team Mills till the day I die."

He looks like
he's going through hell.

Feel it.
Aw! I feel sorry for him.

No, no, no.
No!

I'll keep it to myself next time.
Let him graft, Mills.

Are you fucking serious?

No, of course. I'm not gonna let him
get away with it really easy.

Like, and he needs to graft for it.

How are you feeling, Liam, man? She
says she wants me to fight for her.

But it's difficult,
how you fight for someone

when you can't talk to them.
Mm.

Yeah.
Yeah, mate.

I need to give Millie her space,
which I'm completely doing.

You know, I'm respecting her fully.

At the same time, I wanna...
I wanna talk to her,

I wanna touch her, I wanna...
everything we usually do.

So when you can't do those things,
it's pretty difficult.

So, think what you're gonna
say first. Just basic.

Do you think
I should send a text of...?

To Mi...
To Millie. And say what?

A photo.
A photo of their last...

Cos the last picture that Mills
seen of him was in bed with a girl.

Mm.
What do you usually say to her?

Like, a quote,
or, like, something funny.

What do you say to her usually?
"What a beautiful voo." V-O-O.

Mm. What a beautiful view.
What a beautiful voo.

Yeah, I like that. You get...
Have you got a picture on data?

Mate, this is taking too long.
A picture of her.

It's like, "What a beautiful view."
Yeah, OK.

Don't press that arrow,
whatever you do.

Click the top right-hand corner.
Innit, man.

Go on, mate. You know what to do.

Choose picture. Choose picture,
mate. This is gonna be mad!

Search...
Block, block, block, block.

Shh, shh, shh, shh.
Listen to the thing.

Just all look like
we're all chatting.

TEXT ALERT
GASPING

Wait, who's text you?

What's that?
Did you just get a text?

What the fuck is that?

JAKE: Shh. Don't look at 'em.
Don't look at 'em!

Oh, and he's sent with a picture.

"What a beautiful view."
Aw, that's kinda cute.

I don't get it. I don't get it.
Am I the only dumb person?

He's sent a picture of them two,

and the caption is
"What a beautiful view".

Who sent a picture? Liam.
That's cute. I don't get it.

I think he's trying
to break the ice without, like...

He's giving you space, but not.
Trying to break the ice.

I think it's sweet! That was
a really, like, failed attempt.

It's good. Just relax, it's good.
Hey, you got them laughing. Yeah.

When you get them laughing,
they're on your side.

He's just texted and said,
"What a beautiful view",

and sent a photo of me AND him.

I want a photo of me. Not you.

Because you're not quite
that beautiful.

He could have cut himself out.
Crop the picture, send it back,

and be like, "Yeah, this half."
Oh, my God. Do that!

Keep him on his toes. Let him
have a challenge, you know?

Are you able to?

Oh, my God. This is a jokes.
Shh!

Save. Send.

TEXT ALERT

Shh.

I think she's replied to you.
She's replied, yeah.

Oh, she sent one back.

Oh, oh, she cropped you out.
Oh, she cropped me out.

'I'm not so good at being mean.'

I'm not gonna lie.

But I feel like
I want to be a little bit mean.

"You can crop me from a photo,
you can't crop me from your life."

Is that weird? Yeah, go on, then.
That's good, that.

I think he's doing the right thing
about it, really.

Taking it slow,
but, do you know what I mean?

He is still thinking about her.

MILLIE LAUGHS

Oh, what?
Did you get something back?

Yeah.
Oh, gosh.

"Crop me from a photo,
but don't crop me from your life."

LAUGHTER
Aw!

I'm not gonna laugh.
Are you impressed? No.

SHE LAUGHS

IAIN: 'Still to come...
Has Kaz had enough?'

If you can't come to a decision,
just fuck off, then.

Go do your thing.
Yeah.

IAIN STIRLING: 'Clarisse,
rated by Tyler as 40% fanciable,

'is about to invite Kaz,
rated by Tyler as 60% fanciable,

'for a chat, rated by me as 100%
guaranteed to end badly for Tyler.'

Kaz, do you want
to come with me, please?

Are you ready to have
a little chatty chat?

Mm, sure.

Oh, shit, they've pulled each other.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

TYLER GROANS SOFTLY

How are you?
Yeah, I'm good, I'm good, thank you.

How are you?
I'm good too.

Obviously, I spoke to Tyler,
and he said to me that he asked you

if the door is still open
between you guys.

And then, obviously,
he said that you said yes as well.

When he said that to me, I was
shocked. Do you know what I mean?

Shocked he asked me the question,
or that I said the door was open?

Both.
Both ways, really, if I'm honest.

Let me just explain how Casa went.

Literally, not one time did
he bring up any of the situation

that was happening
back here with yourself. Yeah.

I didn't think it was so deep,
and I thought that,

"Why would you then bring me back?"

I mean, Tyler obviously wasn't
honest with Clarisse in Casa Amor.

He was like,
"Kaz out of sight, out of mind,

"let me get to know these new
girls." I guess, along those lines,

he just didn't tell them
the truth about us.

Tyler and I were coupled up
for a couple of days.

In those days, it was just...
It was just us.

He always said
his head wouldn't turn.

He gave me reassurance all the time,
which I didn't ask for.

I had no reason to even doubt him.
Doubt him, yeah.

Seeing that picture just
genuinely broke my heart,

but that was because, obviously,
I was trusting his word.

That was my trigger...

Chat to who you want.
Speak to everybody else. Yeah.

My... He doesn't know this,
obviously,

but my feelings
haven't just gone away,

because I did really,
really like him.

I still do like him.
However, I'm not waiting on him.

And then he also did say,
to be fair,

"If I had to choose between Clarisse
and you right now, I'd choose you."

And I'm like,
"You can say those things to me,

"but you need to actually show it."
Yeah.

He's now said to her, "If I had to
choose out of the two of you",

it would have been her.
He's clearly telling me one thing

and telling Kaz
a totally different thing.

Nothing he's saying is adding up,
really.

Yeah. That's why I wanted
to understand your point of view,

how you felt, like,
how everything was going.

Of course, yeah.
Because he's not telling me.

I don't know, I feel like his head's
all over the place. Yeah.

Literally.

This situation here...

has rattled me.
Why has it rattled you?

I didn't think they were like that.

Hm.

It must be much deeper than that,
it has to be deeper than that.

Is she playing it down?

You may need to reassess
whether or not

it's annoying you
because there's a bit of jealousy,

or it's actually annoying you

because you could be doing
the same thing with Clarisse.

My head is mashed.

TYLER SIGHS

'Tyler wants a catch-up with Kaz,

'but he's facing
another terrible dilemma.

'He'd like to do it on the beanbags,
but he'd also like the swing seats!

'Oh, why is life so hard?!'

Ah! Comfy?

Yeah. Why'd you call me for a chat?

Just to make sure you're fine,
first and foremost. Yeah.

Just to see where
your head was at as well.

What's going on with you and Matt.

Just to see if I'm almost...

wasting my time.

You wanna know
if you're wasting your time?

If you guys get on, and are that
close, that's completely fine,

cos you still have
to get to know the guy.

But now I feel as though I owe
it to myself to actually ask you.

I'm not going to wait around.

Mm, yeah. I'm not gonna sit there
and wait for you to make a decision.

My head is so scrambled,

I can't really give you
a concrete answer right now.

That's what I'm saying.

Just saying, give me
a little bit of time,

just so I can get things straight
in my head.

Like, it's undeniable
how I feel about you, yeah?

I have a question. How can you...

How can your feelings for someone
be "undeniable"?

"Undeniable"
means you can't deny it,

so, "It's undeniable
how I feel about you,

"but it's not quite good enough,
because I want to go over there."

That's what I'm hearing.
But that's totally separate.

But that's what I'm hearing.
I get that, but it's separate.

It's the same thing!
It's separate.

How is it separate?
It's totally separate, Kaz.

Bottom line is, right...
you know how I feel about you.

"I like you, but just not enough."

Oh, my God...

You're killing me, man, honestly.

OK, the bottom line is, right,
you cannot give me and her

the same amount of effort
at the same time.

It doesn't work.
No, of course.

And I'm not taking 50%.
I'm not taking 10%. I want 100%.

If you can't give me that,
go over there.

So... That's where I'm at.
So you're giving me an ultimatum.

All I'm saying is,
whatever direction you're going,

you need to give 100%,
so you go figure your shit out.

Yeah, exactly. And that's all I'm...
What d'you want me to do?

You're saying...
You've said...

You're asking me to wait.

You're saying, like,
"Oh, just give me some time."

Yeah, to make that...
to come to that conclusion.

You said,
"Go and sort yourself out."

So give me time to sort myself out.

You've had time.
You've actually had time.

How... How have I had time?!
I'm tired. How have I had time?

Ah... Ugh, crack on.
Oh, my God, Kaz...

You fucking crack on.
I've had enough.

100%, I'm not doing this with you.

Fuck's sake!
Fucking bullshit.

HE SIGHS
God.

This is fucking bullshit, mate.

# And this wouldn't be
The first time you make me cry

# You don't even know why

# Now I'm watching you
As you're watching her

# It's so hard to pretend
When you ask me what I think... #

Ugh...
# And she hurts you again... #

Ugh...
Kaz?

Fuck me, mate.

Again?
Again.

How?

Ugh, I've had enough.
Like, I've literally had enough.

Come here, let's have a chat.
I'm not doing it.

Oh, my God.

Literally sitting there,
feeding me nothing but shit.

Blah-blah-blah,
blah-blah-blah, blah. Like...

I can't with both of them.

VOICE BREAKING: It's just one
conversation after the other.

I don't even have the energy
to, like,

even sit there and just be like...
Yeah.

.."This is how I feel," and stuff.
Like, I'm just over all of it.

Like, I just feel like
I've been so open with all of them,

and now I just want to fucking
shut off, cos I'm just over it.

SHE SOBS

# And I loved and I loved
And I lost you... #

I couldn't even finish
that conversation.

At this point, I'm literally like,
as much as I like Tyler,

if you can't come to a decision,
just fuck off, then.

Yeah.
Go do your thing.

Like, I'm not gonna sit there
and beg a man to look at me

and understand how much I feel
and feel the same.

I'm not doing that.

Kaz said that, if he had to choose
between the two of us,

he would have chosen her.

He said that?
Yeah.

If I was you,
I'd be fucking furious.

Yeah, I am fuming.

I'm fucking fuming.

I'm not someone who can be
with someone who gives me not 100%.

Obviously, it would be amazing
if he could be just like,

"Clarisse, I just want
to talk to you.

"You're the one I want to be with."
But...

I'm not holding my breath.

Clarisse,
d'you want to go for a chat, babes?

Are you gonna sit here?

Er... If you want.
If you're comfortable there...

Yeah.
Cheers, ladies. Thank you.

What's going on? What's going on?
What's going on?

What's going on with you? Fucking...
You probably heard half of that.

I didn't, to be honest.
I was trying not to. Yeah.

How did your chat go, then?

Obviously, she just told me things
that I didn't know that you said.

What, like...?

You said to her if you had to choose
between us two right now,

you would choose her.
Oh, for fuck's sake, man.

HE GROANS

Yeah, I know. So obviously,
I was like, "What the fuck?"

This is uncharted territory for me.

I don't know
what the fuck I'm doing.

I'm just acting off emotions.
Do you get where I'm coming from?

Mm.
All I'm asking for is a little time.

I'm not disrespecting anyone,
I'm not taking the piss... Mm.

It's not an easy decision to make.

Well... Mm...
It's NOT an easy decision to make!

OK.

I don't know what I'm gonna do.

I feel as though, for me,
the decision I make is irreversible,

but it needs to be soon, otherwise
I'm just gonna lose everything.

Do you think I'm handling it right?
Do you think...?

I feel like, honestly,
talking to you on a level,

you could handle it in a better way.

Nah, mate,
I think I've handled it...

For me, I've been as clear
as I can be.

But you haven't, though, babe,
cos you've been telling ME something

and telling HER something different.
And at the end of the day,

you're the one who said
you believe in reassurance.

You're not reassuring me nothing.

You're reassuring her, if anything.

Yeah.
Yeah.

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