Love Island (2015–…): Season 7, Episode 33 - Episode 29 - full transcript

IAIN STIRLING:
'Previously... on Love Island.

'The Islanders made their moves.'

# So, one, two, three
Take my hand and come with me

# Cos you look so fine that
I really wanna make you mine

# I say you look so fine that
I really wanna make you mine... #

'And then came the re-coupling.'

# I know we ain't got... #

Dale.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# I said
Are you gonna be my girl? #

OMINOUS MUSIC



'Tonight...

'..get ready
for some dramatic decisions.'

Is this some kind of joke?

LAURA'S VOICE ECHOES:
If you hadn't seen that picture...

would you be re-coupling?

SOBS

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

'The re-coupling's underway.

'So far,
Chloe's coupled up with Dale,

'Hugo came back with Amy

'and Abi stayed loyal to Toby.

'When Toby walked in with Mary,
Abi was thinking,

' "When will he learn?"

'Mary was thinking,
"When will they forgive me?"



'And Toby was thinking, "When will
they send some new girls in here?"

'Now it's time for Liberty
to make her decision.'

LAURA: Liberty. Please stand up.
LIBERTY GROANS

You were coupled up with Jake
before he left for Casa Amor. Mm-hm.

And not only that, you were actually
boyfriend and girlfriend.

# Moments
They've been everything... #

How are you feeling right now?

I do trust him, but I am nervous.

You know, like, seeing
what's happened, it's the unknown.

So, yeah,
I'm just hoping for the best.

# We carry so much history... #

Do you think that, you know,
Jake's time away at Casa Amor

could've changed things
between you guys?

Erm, I think what we had was,
like, really strong.

I think he hasn't given me a reason
not to trust him so far,

so he deserves trust.
SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

And I'm just hoping
that he comes back on his own.

SHE GIGGLES
Fingers crossed.

# When you need direction
Look to the stars

# If you don't know
Where you're heading... #

Well, Liberty,
the choice is now yours.

Would you like to
stick with your boyfriend, Jake,

or would you like to re-couple

with one of the boys
standing in front of you now?

You guys are lovely,
and I've had such a laugh,

but I've always said,
throughout the process,

if you stay true to yourself,
you can't go wrong.

So I'm just going to stay true
to myself and stick with Jake.

Mmm... God.

You just don't know, though, do you?

# I see you there... #

OK, Liberty.

You've decided
to stay loyal to Jake.

Mm-hm.

If Jake returns back from Casa Amor
with another girl,

that means you're single. But...

# Feelings don't... #

..if he comes back alone,
then he's all yours.

Shall we see if you were right
to trust Jake?

# Far from home
It's hard to know the way

# But it's right there inside... #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Honey, I'm home!

SHE LAUGHS

APPLAUSE

Oh, he looks so fit.

Jake, how are you feeling?

Well, I think the smile
gives it away, doesn't it?

Can I just give her a hug?
Go on, go on.

I was gonna... Can't keep you apart!
CHEERING

All right, babe?

HE GROWLS,
SHE LAUGHS

Oh, wow!

THEY CHUCKLE

Liberty, how does it feel to have
Jake back? You were a bit nervous.

Yeah, like, I've been nervous
cos of past experiences and stuff,

but I should've trusted him 100%,
and I did miss him a lot, so, yeah.

And, Jake,
you couldn't keep away from her.

Running straight in there.

Look at her. How could I stay away
from her, d'you know what I mean?

I've been away for four days.
I don't like it.

LAUGHTER
Definitely don't like it, no.

# And you hold me

# Love is a compass... #

Kaz. Mm.
Please stand up.

Mm.

How are you?
I'm all right.

I've had quite the journey,
haven't I?

Don't really know what to say.

Well, you were coupled up
with Tyler.

How was that going?
Erm...

I was really happy with him.
I genuinely couldn't fault the guy.

But then, of course,
we had a lovely postcard delivery

which basically told me
everything I needed to know.

It made me realise
that I didn't need to hold back,

because clearly he doesn't respect
me the same way I respect him.

# I don't belong in your universe

# For better or for worse... #

Do you feel you've changed
since he's gone?

Oh, 100%. I've changed.

# But I'm bolder... #

Well, the choice is yours, Kaz.
Yeah.

Whether you want to stick with Tyler

or re-couple
with one of these new boys.

# You're safe as a mountain

# But know that I am dynamite... #

Erm, so I just spent
the first couple of days,

honestly, crying,
because I did just feel blindsided,

erm, by the fact that, obviously,
I saw Tyler kissing another girl.

Wasn't a nice thing for me to see.

Erm... I opened up to someone new.

They opened up to me.

Yeah, I'm just happy
to have met somebody

who's gonna treat me right,

who's gonna be genuinely open
and honest with me.

So I'm excited to start my journey
with someone else,

and therefore,
I'd like to re-couple with...

..Matthew.

APPLAUSE

We have another new couple.
Congratulations, Kaz and Matthew.

# I left my heart
To be with you... #

Ooh, they look good together.

Happy days...

Oh, look,
she's fixing his face already.

LAUGHTER
It needs it.

Matthew, how does it feel?

I'm really excited
to start this journey.

Go on, lad!

LAUGHTER

Kaz, since you have re-coupled
with Matthew,

if Tyler does come back in
by himself,

that means that he remains
in the villa single.

OK.

If he comes back with a new girl,
in a new couple... Mm.

..you will all stay here together,
one happy family.

Dysfunctional as ever.

Well, let's find out.

# Nothing is as it seems... #

Welcome back, Tyler,

and welcome to the villa, Clarisse.
Thank you.

Clarisse, welcome to the villa.
Thank you. How are you?

Yeah, I'm just really happy
to be with Tyler.

Well, Tyler, as you can see,
Kaz has re-coupled with Matthew.

Yeah, yeah.

Erm... Happy for her, you know.
So she found someone.

Kaz, is there anything
you'd like to say to Tyler?

I... I don't really know
what I can say, to be honest.

How do you feel?

I feel like he just wasn't honest
with me from the beginning.

He came in
very much focused on just me

and talked about everything
on the outside world,

but it took one or two days for him

to be in bed with someone else
straight away.

I kinda feel a bit blindsided,
but, do you know what,

it's out with the old
and in with the new.

Yes, girl!

THEY CHUCKLE
Ta-ra.

Erm, yeah, so I went to Casa.

I mean, first couple of days
wasn't easy for me.

Erm, but, you know,
I was on a lads' holiday,

found a spark with Clarisse

and just wanted to give us
the opportunity to explore that.

The first few days,
when the guys went to Casa Amor...

Yeah. ..you weren't really
looking at the other boys.

What happened?
No. I slept on the sofa.

I didn't even sleep in my bed.

But you still re-coupled, though.
Why did you re-couple?

Because I saw a picture
of you kissing another girl, Ty,

that's why I re-coupled.

That was basically
my green light to go.

# And I know now
Nothing is as it seems... #

Are you lost for words now?

OK.
What can I say?

Whatever it is, just make sure
it's honest this time.

Yeah, of course.

If you hadn't seen that picture...

..would you be re-coupling?

No.

# Caught in the in-between... #

OK, well, we have a new couple,
everyone - Clarisse and Tyler.

Take a seat, guys.

APPLAUSE

# Nothing is as it seems... #

Faye, please stand up.

# You only know what you lost
When you try and replace it... #

So, you were coupled up with Teddy
before he left for Casa Amor.

Correct.

You seemed to be a strong couple,
things were going well.

How are you feeling now?

Yeah, I mean, things change,
don't they, in here, very quickly.

So...

people's true colours come out,
and pictures say a thousand words.

So...

Before he left for Casa Amor,

were you happy
in your relationship with Teddy?

It was good.
I mean, as we all know,

I was taking my time
to let my guard down,

and the night before he went,
I let it down.

So...

Then he was gone.
And how do you feel about Teddy now?

I don't think I can say.

Faye, how did you feel
when you received that postcard?

Once I received the postcard, erm,

the girl I've been
working so hard on

was just closed off again.

# And every time
I close my eyes... #

Well, Faye, remember,
you have a choice.

Do you want to stick with Teddy...

or re-couple
with one of the boys here?

To be honest, I wanna apologise
to all of the lads,

because we closed off from you
completely.

There was one guy I wanted to get
to know before the postcard came,

but I chose not to.

However, when the postcard came,

I thought, "This is my time
to get to know him."

He was nothing but respectful.

He wasn't moving mad when
there was only apparently one girl

that was single in this villa.

He takes the piss out of me
all day, every day,

and he just makes me laugh.

So, for that,
I am going to re-couple.

What boy would you like
to re-couple with?

Sam.

# I'll break my heart again... #

Well, congratulations.
We have a new couple - Faye and Sam.

So, Faye,
you know what time it is now.

It's time where we find out
if Teddy has also re-coupled,

or if he's coming back alone.

I hope he has.
I hope it was worth it.

So, let's find out
what Teddy has decided to do.

# I'll break my heart again

# Until you miss the end... #

Good enough for a snog,

just not good enough
to meet the family, eh?

Welcome back, Teddy.
Thank you.

So, Teddy, as you can see,

Faye has decided
to couple up with Sam.

Yep.

How are you feeling?

Disappointed, but it is what it is.

Oh! "Disappointed".

He's disappointed... in me. Mm!

Funny, that.

# Wild and running
Fearlessness is burning bright... #

Oh!

Yeah, don't worry,
I've got a picture for you.

We can trade in a bit.

Teddy, do you feel like
you stayed loyal to Faye

during your time at Casa Amor?

Mm, yeah, definitely. I mean...

Really?
I've got, erm...

some wasted friggin' mosquito bites,

but it is what it is.
Mm.

Did you forget about a kiss?
Did you forget about a kiss?

In a game?
Did you forget about...?

Well, I don't know.

If a dare's worth more
than my feelings, then... cool.

You don't know that, do you?
OK, good.

# Anywhere away from here
Anywhere away from here... #

How are you, Teddy?

At the end of the day,
I kind of went with my heart, so...

That's all you can do.

# We sold our souls
And we lost control

# With more doubt than hope... #

Teddy, as Faye has re-coupled
with Sam, you are now single.

Please take a seat.

# Don't know if I told you
That I feel out of place

# Pull me underground
Don't know if you notice

# Sometimes I close my eyes

# And dream I'm somewhere else

# Anywhere away from here

# Anywhere away from here... #

Finally, Millie, please stand up.

# In your eyes, I'm alive... #

How are you feeling?
Nervous.

How have the last few days been
for you, Millie?

Erm, I've definitely
not been myself.

I've missed Liam a lot.

Erm, I do have trust issues,

so I am a little bit worried
as to what's about to happen.

And, you know, me and Liam
aren't in a relationship, so...

I've been cheated on in the past
on a lads' holiday, so, you know...

I don't know.

SHE EXHALES

Do you think that Liam has
stayed loyal to you in Casa Amor?

I don't know. I can't say yes.

I hope he has, but...

# Been waiting for a lifetime
For you

# Been breaking for a lifetime
For you

# Wasn't looking for love
Till I found you... #

Well, Millie, it's decision time.

You have to decide
whether you wanna stick with Liam

and trust
that he's been faithful to you,

or re-couple
with one of the new boys.

# Feelin' your kiss on me
Lips are made of ecstasy

# I'll be yours... #

I'll be sticking with Liam.

OK, Millie, so you have decided
to stay loyal to Liam?

But has he stayed loyal to you?

Let's see.

# I'm bleeding in love
And you're swimming in my veins

# You got me now... #

WHISPERS: Oh, God.

IAIN STIRLING: 'In the re-coupling,
Millie's decided to stay single,

'but will Liam walk back on his own,

'or has he chosen
to couple up with Lillie?'

# Nothing's perfect
But it's worth it

# After fighting through my tears

# Finally, you're putting me first

# Baby, it's you

# You're the one I love
You're the one I need... #

LAURA: Welcome back, Liam.

# The only one I see

# Come on, baby, it's you

# You're the one
Who gives your all... #

Liam, as you can see,
Millie decided to stick with you.

How does that make you feel?
Top of the world.

On top of the world.
I missed you.

Don't say that!
Aww!

Yeah, she's amazing.
Time apart was hard.

But, er, I'm back where I belong.

Millie, how do you feel
that Liam came back here alone?

I'm over the moon.
He's got my Sagittarius necklace.

Liam, obviously,
you've been away for a few days.

How was your time at Casa Amor?

Yeah, we had a great time.

The lads got tested
in more than one way.

You know,
just being apart from someone.

It makes you realise then
how much... where your heart is,

and that's been in this villa
the whole time I've been down here.

So, um... yeah.

OK, Liam, go on,
over there to Millie.

WHOOPING

# You're the one I love

# You're the one I need

# The only one I see

# Come on, baby, it's you

# The one who gives your all

# The one I can always call

# When I need to make
Everything stop

# Finally, you put my love on top. #

Harry, Medhy and Jack,

unfortunately, you haven't
been picked by any of the girls.

But we also have
three lovely girls from Casa Amor

that haven't been picked -
Kaila, Lillie and Salma.

Hi, girls.
THEY GIGGLE

Hello!

# You and me

# We used to be together

# Every day, together

# Always... #

How are yous all?
Great.

Nice to meet yous.
Nice to meet ya.

Irish ladies.
You know!

How are yous feeling?
Shocked.

Shocked? Yeah.
Why are you shocked?

Erm, I feel like
I had a good connection

the second I got in there.

And I feel like
it was very reciprocated.

KAZ GASPS
Fuck off!

Very 50-50.

And, yeah, I'm just really surprised
I'm standing here right now.

Who did you have a connection with?

# Both you and I

# With my head in my hands
I sit and cry... #

Liam.

SHOCKED GASPS

# Don't speak
I know just what you're saying

# So please stop explaining

# Don't tell me cos it hurts... #

What made you feel like
you had that connection, Lillie?

Erm, I feel like
the actions were pretty equal -

sharing a bed together,
kissing outside of challenges.

Fuck... off.
Are you fucking joking?

Fuck... off.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Kissing outside of a challenge?
I'll speak to you later.

I'll speak to you later.
What the fuck?

That's fucking disgusting.

Liam, is there anything
you want to say?

I told her where my head was at
from the start.

I said I'm with Millie
the whole way.

I told her that every time.

She shut herself off to other lads.

I said, "Get to know other lads."
She only wanted to get to know me.

So...

But you kissed her
outside of the challenge, though.

Yeah, I've got some explaining
to do for that, haven't I?

Yeah, go on.
In front of everyone?

Yeah, fucking why not?

All right. She was attracted to me.

I was gonna keep myself to myself.

Then she said, give her a chance,
so I can compare the both.

She said, "Kiss me
to compare it with Millie's kiss"?

And then you kissed her?
No, it wasn't like that.

But, obviously,
I'm here on my own for a reason.

Whatever.

Should've just come back with her,
then, shouldn't you?

Didn't want her.
Why the fuck did you do that?

Because I didn't want her.

You wanted her
when I weren't there, though.

What the fuck?
It wasn't like that.

Well, it sounds like it.

Unfortunately, as the six of you
weren't picked in the re-couplings,

your time on Love Island is over.

It's now time to say your goodbyes.

And I'm going to leave right now.

And I'll see you all again
very soon. Good luck.

Thank you.

HE EXHALES

Fuck me, man.

Oh, my God. You know what, babes,
you needed to do that.

Why the fuck did he come back to me?
I don't fucking get it.

What the fucking fuck?

What is that?
Mugged me off! Mugging me off!

That is bang out of order.

IAIN:
'After an emotional re-coupling,

'it's time for the six unpicked
Islanders to head for home.'

Let's go.

You just have a chat with him.

You speak to him
and just see how it goes.

Just see how it goes.

Honestly, he's such a nice lad, yes.
Such a nice fucking lad. Yeah.

I know Lillie
proper said it about Millie.

Do you know what?

At the same time,
it actually needed to be said.

Fucking hell, OK.
I'm fucking speechless.

What the fuck?

His attitude is disgusting.

Hi, baby.

Hey, baby.

I actually can't believe that.

I'm so sorry.
I actually cannot believe that.

I'm genuinely so sorry.

I'm shocked.

The way we sat there and I was so
happy, and then it just switched.

Like, I've gone from being

the happiest I've been
in the past four days,

and now I'm fucking crying.
So muggy. Yeah.

I knew I shouldn't have trusted him.

Fucking fake, mate.

It's fake as fuck. Fucking fake.
You're a good woman, Millie.

Him kissing another girl
is nothing to do with you.

No way.
You are more than good enough.

He obviously didn't think
what we had was good enough.

That's not on you, that's on him.

That's why he came back on his own,
cos he's fucking regretting it.

That's why
he didn't come back with her.

It's awful. It's just like
a lads' holiday, babe,

thinking he'd get away with it.

Thank God she came in and said it.

Not in the best way,
but fucking hell...

# You don't want me there
Like you used to... #

What the fuck was in their water?

What were they all on?

Literally, every single person
was unloyal apart from fucking Jake.

What the fuck?!
That's mad.

I just fucking don't get it.
What is wrong with boys?

It's OK.

I don't get it.
I know.

# Just crying over you... #

Why? These boys can't even
fucking go away for four days

and not fucking kiss a bird.

What is wrong with you?
Childish, childish.

# Drowning in my tears
In my bedroom. #

You know what you're gonna say.

Look, it's not like you're
walking in with someone. Yeah.

And that's your strong point.
You haven't walked in with someone.

Oh, shit, I forgot about that.

Abi is by herself.

'I have fucked it.'

I have fucked it big time.

Fuck!

'I'm a bad person. It's just...'

You can't keep doing this shit.

Where's my ring, as well?
I just want my ring.

She does care about you.

She said the last chat she had with
you was her breaking down doors.

What did she think it was for me?

I know. I know, but...

So she said the walls
are straight back up.

And to that postcard,
in your situation, to the postcard,

she said, "You know what?
Let's get him back."

Tit-for-tat, that's what I think.

That doesn't get me back, though.
That just fully pushes me away.

I personally thought
we were stronger

than seeing me kiss on a photograph

and then just making a decision
based on no information.

Yeah, I mean, it stinks, doesn't it?
It feels shit.

It's now your choice to...
Cos you know Faye,

she's just gonna be...
she thinks rash.

That's a big move,
seeing a postcard.

She's a rash thinker.
Mate, if you see a postcard,

and like we all said,
they'll think rationally and think,

"This is just a game."
Millie saw a postcard.

There's no way you can tell me
that Millie sees a postcard

and Faye sees a postcard
and she flips.

I think she saw a kiss,
to be honest, mate.

Especially after being, like, so...

You don't flip after a kiss.
You just kiss someone back.

Exactly. You don't flip
because of a kiss, mate.

They're riling her up, by the way,

so you might deal
with something now.

Do I pull her?
Yeah, try and pull her.

And then, at least you tried, innit?
Yeah.

I knew I shouldn't have trusted him.

What, you just wanted to see if you
had a better fucking connection?

I know, as if. What was she doing,
"Can you compare us?

"Give me a chance to compare us."

Where's his morals?
That's wild, to consider that.

She was like, "I'm surprised
I'm standing here right now."

Don't even fucking come over to me.

No, no way.

He's got to try,
cos if he does nothing...

It ain't gonna go well.
Millie, can we chat?

ALL: No.
OK.

Yeah, see?

I don't wanna talk right now.

HE SIGHS

'Still to come...'

Do you like her?
'..Abi wants answers.'

Yeah, but I like you as well.

'Faced with a choice between
two girls with very similar names,

'Liam picked Millie over Lillie.

'But while Liam chose M, right now,
she's wishing he'd just go to L.'

Can we talk? Please?
Do you want us to leave you?

Do you want us to leave you?
You're gonna get riled up now,

you won't even see the full
side of it. I love you so much.

The longer it goes,
the more emotional you'll get.

How much of a mug
have you just made me look there?

You literally
came and sat next to me,

like it was all fucking great
and, like, "I'd missed you so much,"

and there was nothing
to worry about.

That was so muggy.

Yeah, but you've got to understand
the way she came in then

made it ten times worse.
No. The way YOU came in.

Cos I was so happy.

Happy that I'd been standing there
on my own, waiting for you,

whilst you were off
snogging someone else?

Are you actually seeing
how this makes me feel right now?

Her being there
completely cemented in place

how I feel for you, and
that's why I came back on my own.

I know you're not gonna understand
where I'm coming from,

but when people around you

are telling you
you've got to give it a chance,

to know exactly where you are...
Who the fuck is saying that?

Fucking... People were telling you
to get to know her?

Like, you have your own thoughts.

You either wanted
to get to know her yourself, or...

that's it, really.

I saw that photo,
and I was, like, listen...

What was on the photo?

You in bed with her.

I was on my side,
and she was on her side. Yeah.

Still, you was in bed with her.
And I thought, "This is fine.

"I can deal with that,
if it was only that."

But it weren't.

You was actively
getting to know her. You kissed her.

First night,
she asked to share a bed with me.

I stated to her every night,

"You stay on your side,
and I stay on my side."

So you had one kiss?

We were sat on the tepee.
Erm, we kissed.

And then got up and she... she...

pecked me, gave me a kiss again.

Literally a peck, and she kissed me.
That was that.

I said, "Look..."
I try not to live with regrets,

but I've learned a lesson
from that straightaway.

That my heart and head
is up in the other villa.

Well, my heart and head
was up fucking with you,

and I slept out there
on the fucking day beds every night.

Yeah, I know, but...

I didn't even
fucking get to know anyone.

That means the world to me, it does.

I don't fucking care anyway.

Coming back through them doors,

I wanted to make me and you
official.

That ain't gonna happen now, is it?

For that to happen,
I needed to know 100% where I'm at.

So in order for you to make yourself
my boyfriend, you thought,

"Let me just kiss another bird."
You mustn't have liked me that much.

Of course I do!

No, you don't.

Why would you kiss another girl
if you liked someone that much?

Cos if I was in a relationship...

If I kissed another boy,
I'd know I had doubts with you.

Then I wouldn't
come back here on my own,

because I clearly
don't like you that much

if I'm kissing someone else.

Yes or no?
That's how you think of it.

You're not my girlfriend.

If you were my girlfriend,
I wouldn't even look at anyone else.

You don't honestly think

we're gonna get
in a fucking relationship now?

It kills me
to see you upset like this,

cos it's not what I wanted.
It's really not what I wanted.

You've just put a massive step back
on this now. You do realise that?

It's the way you feel, it's the way
you feel, but I won't be giving up.

And I'm ready. I can...

If you go ten steps back,
I'm ready to go one step forward,

because I've realised what I want,
and that's you.

# I can't imagine
Falling in love with anybody else

# Don't hold your breath

# I don't think we've got
Much time left. #

I'm embarrassed.

SHE SIGHS

I just...

I just feel mugged off.

Like, my head...

is gone right now.

'It's been an incredibly difficult
few hours for everyone -

'except me,
I've basically had the night off!

'Oh, and Jake and Liberty
are happy enough too.

'So that makes three of us.'

Comfy? D'you wanna sit on my lap,
or...?

I was trying to sit on your lap,
but then I settled for this instead.

I settled for my leg
next to your leg.

Wanna play footsies?
Yeah. Aw! Did you miss me?

So much.

Not gonna lie, it was nice...
To get away?

..to get away, to really,...

It was nice to miss you.
That's what I said. I was like...

I love spending time with you,

but we haven't had a chance
to miss each other yet.

And then that happened, and I was
like, "I don't want it any more.

"I don't wanna miss you!"
I didn't like it.

I genuinely didn't like it.

I was like, "Am I acting normal?"
Is this normal?"

I was walking around
with your T-shirt, smelling it,

so I could smell you.
HE LAUGHS

I nicked your Lynx Africa
from your bed.

The girls were like, "Lib, you do
know there's women's aftershave?"

I was like,
"Yeah, but I like this one!"

Smelled of me.
Yeah.

Do you know what, though?

That ain't my Lynx Africa.

THEY LAUGH

Whose is it?
Ain't my Lynx! I don't wear Lynx!

Oh... It's not yours?

LAUGHTER
You fucking idiot!

'Being away from Lib...'

The saying,
you want what you can't have.

I wanted Lib,
but I couldn't have her.

It's definitely brought us closer.

We couldn't keep our hands
off each other.

I'm over the moon. That was mint.

Where do you want to sit?
Sit here, innit.

'Toby's preparing to apologise
to Abi for his terrible behaviour.

'He'll be really good at this,

'because like they say,
practice makes perfect.'

As you could see there...

Don't even know what to say.
Try.

I just didn't know where
your head is at. And...

I was thinking, just like...
Do you like her?

Yeah. But I like you as well.
It's just a shit situation.

I'd actually rather
you said you really like her.

Oh, see? Exactly.
I can't say that, though.

At least that it was worth it.

I was thinking if I let you go...
let Mary go...

I'd be like,
"Aw, I wish I'd got to know her."

But then... I still wanna
get you to know you as well.

It's just shit, like...
Doing that, it's like...

Fuck.

I just thought...
Yeah?

It was so much drama.
So much carnage.

That's... Yeah.

Just to get to the point we did.
Yes.

How many lessons does one guy need?

Seriously?!

I'm... Argh.

I just now feel like
it's a really awkward situation.

I just got out of a triangle
with him and Chloe,

and now straight back in with Mary.

Great (!)

I wish that we could've just
had the time

where it was just, like,
no pressure.

Oh, babe, that's what I was
looking forward to. Yeah.

Are you all right?
Do you want a hug?

No, Abi, no.

Oh, no.

Can you see what I can see?
Them hugging.

I wouldn't worry about it.

I would worry about it, Mary.
Nah, nah. I wouldn't worry about it.

Don't wanna ruin my make-up.
Then I'll be really pissed off.

You still look good.
Thanks, babe.

When you're ready to...

Whatever you're thinking,
just tell me straight.

You know what I mean?
Seems like the other way round.

I'm confused.
You think the ball's in my court?

Honey, you're the one
with options here.

I don't understand how anything
is in my court right now.

Can you just tell me what you want,
so it's easier for me?

What I want?
Mm-hm.

I want...

someone I could just vibe off,

and I just wake up,
all I think about is them.

When I sleep,
all I think about is them.

That's all I want.

Fuck!

I don't wanna live life
with regrets, but you know what?

That was a regret.

But it's unfair for Mary as well,

cos I think I might have
something with Mary.

But I also think I have something
with Abi. Especially after that.

Especially after that.
Defo something with Abi.

'Fuck!

'I don't know what to say,
I don't know what to do.'

It's getting out of control.

Just... Fuck!

'Still to come...'

And then this arrived.
'Teddy's put in the picture.'

Oh, my God.

IAIN STIRLING:
'After returning from Casa Amor,

'Teddy's in the doghouse.

'To be fair, it's a lot more
comfortable than sleeping outside,

'getting eaten alive
by mozzies all night.'

Hey, T.
You all right?

This is a one-time thing
that I'm coming to grab you for.

Can I grab him?
Of course. Of course.

Wanna stay here?
Yeah, fine.

Let me leave anyways, yeah?
Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

You OK?
Not really, no.

Oh, no, I'm so sorry...
I am sorry, erm...

What have you got to be sorry for?
You picked a guy, didn't you?

I didn't really pick a guy, no.
So, I honestly, hand on heart,

didn't speak to the lads
for two days.

I slept out here, outside,
with Millie, both nights.

And then...

the postcard came.

Hang on, I'll go find the postcard.

I don't wanna s...
No, I'll be back.

HE GROANS

Obviously, I'm so happy for you
and Hugo right now as well, like...

Oh, my God.
He seems so happy. Oh, my God.

Instant! Instant connection.
Instant connection.

Stop it.

SHE GASPS

We'll talk about you,
stop talking about me. Fucking hell!

Erm, no, I just wanted to
get someone else's point of view

on the situation,
other than Liam's and hers.

It's a hard situation,
I'm not gonna lie.

What's that? So, literally,
you are all he spoke about.

All he said was,
"I want to be respectful to Millie,"

but we did hear that
they did kiss outside the task. Mm.

Yeah, OK.
But, fuck me!

Wasn't expecting that.
I hated that for you.

Like, literally,
the fact that he came back,

and the way, like, I was so happy.
Like, I thought, "Oh, my God,

"like, this has turned out
exactly what I want it to be,"

and then, boom, he mugged me off.

When he came in
and it was all cutesy-cutesy,

I literally was like...
No, stop it.

How are you feeling?

I don't even know how I'd feel
in your situation.

I'm more annoyed that I...
I would have preferred it

if he'd fucking come in with her.

No, you wouldn't.
Yeah, I fucking would.

Believe me, you don't. See you
later, mate. No. This is harder now,

because now I have to
listen to his bullshit excuses.

It sometimes take you to be tested

to realise
what you've got back home.

SHE MUTTERS: It shouldn't...
I know, I know, I know.

It shouldn't be like that.
I know.

Why is what we had not good enough
for him to realise?

But also... No, it's not.
It's not that.

Are you joking?!

How can we go forward
when I don't even trust him?

'I thought
that I'd found something special.'

SHE SNIFFS

'Now he's ruined it.'

The specialness of it is gone.

Bro, I'm fuming. I'm fuming, man.
I know you are.

Trying to hold myself together,
and it's just long.

People have come back
from worse than this.

HE SIGHS

Then this arrived.

So, you're telling me this made you
pick this guy, because of...?

No, no, no.
This made me pick that guy,

because I didn't speak
to any of those guys, actually.

Sam was a really nice guy,
and I thought,

"Actually, if you can do that to me,
then..." Pfft.

Do you want me to leave?
Yeah, bro.

Cheers, thank you, man.
Ah, see you in a bit.

You're actually telling me
you picked...

Well, I didn't do that with anyone,

I've not done anyone with that
in three days.

I still wouldn't
do anything like that.

You wanna participate
in playing dares with kisses,

then that means the fucking...

Obviously, that means
more than my feelings, right?

Oh, my God!

If the shoe was on the other foot...
Right?

..I would not... Well, you know
I kissed someone in the challenge.

Game or challenge, they're...
No, it's not,

it's completely fucking different.
HE SCOFFS

I didn't even speak to the lads.
So, what do you reckon I did?

I was borderline fucking rude
to them.

# Try to treat me fairly
Give me some reason... #

I was in bed, on the daybed...
Yeah, me too.

..for the entire time. Yeah?

I was in for two nights,
then I moved into the bedroom.

You saw this...
Mm-hm. ..yeah?

And you've picked someone else
off the back of that. No, no, no.

I saw that and my guard just
went straight up straightaway,

because that's the shit
I'm used to seeing.

But you're not the only one
that let your guard down.

# What if it's just in my head

# That everything
Was right back as it should be?

# And maybe
I was a little naive... #

SHE SOBS

# To believe
That it would be that easy. #

HE SIGHS

IAIN STIRLING: 'On Sunday night...

'there's tension in paradise.'

Pick your words carefully, cos
right now, what I'm about to hear...

Sounds shit, don't get me wrong.
It does sound shit.

I think you're playing
the biggest fucking game.

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.