Love Island (2015–…): Season 7, Episode 31 - Episode 27 - full transcript

# Oh, you push me away

# No, I won't lie... #

IAIN STIRLING:
'Previously on Love Island...

'..it was game on.'

Me and Tyler are really
getting a lot closer.

I trust him, but I'm just scared.

Like, I honestly don't trust him.

I'm very attracted to you.

Long live Casa Amor.

'Tonight...

'..get ready...



'..for a special delivery.'

I don't have confidence in anyone
cos everyone seems to let me down.

SHE GASPS
Oh, my God!

SNIFFING

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

'The boys are living it up in...

'Oh, God, what are we calling
Paco's villa again?

'Eh, nah, it's gone.'

# Dancing in the moonlight... #

'Anyway, Clarisse has joined Tyler
for a chat on the sun lounger,

'or as it's called after
eight o'clock, the lounger.'

So, how are you feeling tonight?
Good, babes, good.

Yesterday was obviously
my first night away from Kaz.

Right. Yeah? And it was like...
I was taken back by it a little bit.



I won't lie to you.
Mm-hm. Erm...

So I was a bit standoffish with the
girls. I don't know if you noticed.

Like, I was just thinking,
"What shall I do?" Etc, etc.

Then come to the realisation

that I've basically
put our situation to the side.

Right. I've put it to the back
of my mind, essentially.

Cos I'm focusing on the here and
now, which is obviously yourself.

I feel like the one I'm properly,
properly interested in is yourself,

more than...

So, would you say your eggs
are firmly in my basket, then?

Possibly.
You can be honest with me.

Possibly, yeah. I feel like that.
I feel like that.

Only, I feel like we're the same.
I think we suit quite well.

I feel like me and Tyler are really
getting, like, a lot closer.

I can see, like, even from
when we're talking, he's, like,

leaning in more,
and we're both, like, really...

I feel like we're connected.

You guys are giving me a headache!

Listen, we don't do
no headaches around here. Right?

You just need to be chill,
you need to feel good.

You need to be happy.
You need to get your back rubbed.

You need to cuddle me.

Yeah, you like cuddles, do you?
You know I do.

I'm sure you do as well.
Of course!

Back tickles, my thing.
Oh, gosh!

No, listen, I've got nails as well.
That tickles as well.

Oh, oh... Don't do that!
You'll get me in trouble.

With who?
No, I'm just... Yeah. Myself.

Look at you! You're getting...
Getting all giddy, innit? Yeah.

'From the moment Faye got together
with Teddy, he's been even-tempered,

'lovely and supportive.

'If he keeps on like this,

'the relationship
doesn't stand a chance!'

I'm really worried.
About what?

I don't know if, like,
Teddy's a bit calm for me.

Cool, calm and collected.
Right, you having doubts?

Well, I don't know. It's just that,
like, everyone I've spoken to,

all the lads have been like,

"Is he always that cool, calm
and collected, like, all the time?

"Like, just that calm?"
Right...

And I'm like, "Yeah."

What are you trying to tell me
right now?

I don't know.
You're confused. Head scrambled.

Yeah. I really like Ted,
but I'm just worried that...

Is he, like, too calm?
No, Faye.

Don't put other people's thoughts
into your head.

You've been missing Teddy so much.
So much.

Every single day,
all day, all night.

You've got his ring on right now.
You've got his aftershave on.

THEY LAUGH
I smell like a man.

Like Teddy. Literally.

I don't think, personally, that if
you got with another fiery person,

that it would be...
Oh, it wouldn't work.

..smooth sailing.

I don't like this side of me.
I'm missing Teddy keeping me calm.

And everything
would be happy and normal

and not have to deal with this.

And it's weird because, like,

the lads I would normally go for
would be, like, Harry, Sam.

They're my normal type.
Yeah, but what... the fun-ness?

Yeah.

Do you not think Teddy could be fun?

I'm just trying to think of,
like, when he's ever been funny.

When he's ever been funny!

I'm just trying to think.

If you need to think about it,

then it's probably been
a lot of time, I'm not gonna lie.

'Amy's an excellent estate agent.

'Just watch - by the time
this conversation's over,

'she'll have talked Hugo
into an impressive semi.'

My God, don't lay down properly,
cos this thing...

No, I'm gonna roll off.
Talk to me.

Wait, can I roll... can I lie down
with you holding onto the thing?

Yeah, I'll hold it
so you won't fall.

Also, I'm staying in my bed,
so you go there, then see you there.

I go where?
In my bed.

I go where? In your bed?

I'm a great sleeper,
don't snore, good cuddler...

and, yeah, good chat.
Good pillow talk.

It's gonna be PG.
It gonna be cuddles, but PG.

Obviously it's gonna be PG.
I don't have wandering hands.

There you go.
So it's all right.

You don't need to worry about that.
There you go.

I'll place your hands.

So, I've been speaking
to Amy tonight, and, yeah,

we decided that we're gonna
share a bed together,

so I'm very much
looking forward to that.

Oh, I'm happy. Happy me.

I'm not high-fiving you.
Why?

Cos that's too friendly.
That's too friendly.

You're too sensitive.

I feel like I'm in a house
full of delicate flowers.

I'm not delicate flower,

just very much aware that
I can get friend-zoned very easily.

Be a rose with a couple of thorns.
Rose with a couple of thorns?

There you go.
I'll be whatever you want me to be.

Right, come on.

'You might think testing
your relationship by kissing

'and sleeping with attractive women
is a bad idea,

'but actually it's an approach

'supported by many of the country's
wealthiest divorce lawyers.

'So there.'

Think you'll go back with someone?
It's too early for that.

You can still get to know Abi.
I'm going back with someone, yeah.

That doesn't cut Abi off.

Yeah, I know. Yeah, if I come back
with someone and she has someone,

it doesn't mean
that's the end of me and Abi,

if we both don't want that.

Tell us your position.

My position is...
I've spoken to Clarisse.

There's something about that girl.

Clarisse is bad as well.
She's staying.

He's chatting to her,
he's still chatting to her.

It could happen.

I want to quick debrief.
What have I missed?

Cool, let's run through this. So...

Fuck all with me.

Yeah, obviously.
Cuddle up with Ted.

I'm just presuming
my situation hasn't changed.

Yeah.

Me? Outside?
Come on.

And then your head's
all over the gaffe.

Millie makes me feel a certain way,

but Lillie makes me feel
some kind of way as well.

JAKE: She makes you feel a sexy,
naughty way.

It's more lust at the minute
with this Lillie, and back home...

It's more love.

It's more romance,
that's a good way to put it.

So it's now a romance versus lust,
and can that lust turn into romance?

That's what you're here to see
and figure out.

I know you're gonna hate me when
I say it, but this is a test, man.

This is the test.
Right, Hugo, talk to us, buddy.

It's been a good evening
for Mr Hammond.

It's been... It's been
a good evening for Mr Hammond.

Yes, mate!

God, I feel like I'm finally
one of the Love Islanders,

talking about options!

I'm talking about beds,
I'm talking about...

Get in.
So you're sharing a bed?

So, I'm sharing a bed with Amy,
but, yeah, what a night.

Anything could happen.

'I'm so happy for Hugo, and Teddy's
right. Anything could happen.

'Although, to be on the safe side,

'we've booked Amy in fit-to-fly
PCR test first thing tomorrow.

'And over in the villa,
Chloe's making moves on Dale.'

Where do you wanna go?
Where's your favourite spot?

This is like a judge of character,
innit?

Yeah, where's your favourite?
I like it up there.

You like the swing? Come on, then.

What's happening, short stuff?
Short stuff? I'm taller than you.

Fuck off, no, you're not.
Stand up, please.

See, you're not.
That would've been serious...

Terrible. I'd have been like that...

I know, I'd have run
straight over to Matthew (!)

You having a good night?
Yeah, really good. How's your night?

Yeah.
You had loads of chats?

Nah. Me personally, I think that me
and you get on the best.

I don't get on with anybody else
the way I get on with you.

Like, I'm enjoying chatting to you.
You mean flirting with me.

SHE LAUGHS
What?

I'm winding you up.
SHE LAUGHS

I'm joking. I was doing that
cos I know you wind me up. OK!

Nah, definitely,
I feel like me and you are...

..like, you can tell me wrong.

No, no-one's listening.

Nah, I feel like me and you
get on pretty well.

I think we get on pretty well.

In here, you're the only person
I kind of want to chat to anyway.

Oh, that's cute.

For me, you're the only person
I'm really vibing with. Mm-hm.

Yeah, I think you're my favourite.
Out of everyone.

My favourite, I like that!
Yeah, you're my favourite.

My fave!
Mm-hm.

Chloe surprises me so much.

Like, I feel like when me and her
chat, it's effortless.

But the more I get chatting to her,
it's...

Yeah, I'm enjoying it.
I'm enjoying chatting to her.

Where are you sleeping?

Where am I sleeping?
Mm-hm. I'm sleeping...

Where are you sleeping tonight,
babe?

In my bed.
Do you want to share my bed?

If you want.
Yeah, go for it.

Do it!

'You've got to feel
for the other five lads

'in the main villa.

'It's an absolute disgrace,

'the way our girls
have remained loyal to their men.

'Makes me ashamed to be British.

'Tyler, show us how
it's meant to be done.'

I was doing a bit of thinking,
and...

Yeah, came to the realisation that,
you know...

Making me nervous, Jesus!
No, no, no.

I obviously spent the night
with Amy,

and we had a brief discussion,

and I said I wanted
to get to know you as well,

so I feel it was only right

that we obviously spent
the night together. Mm-hm.

A bit of pillow talk,
a bit of cuddling.

Lot of cuddling.
A lot of cuddling.

A lot of back tickles, etc, etc.
SHE LAUGHS

If you're still up for it.
Definitely.

Am I coming over to your bed, then?

I guess so. Well, you're gonna have
a good night. Well, I am too.

Yeah, I'm looking forward to it,
babe. I am looking forward to it.

Happy, yeah?
Yeah, man.

I'm gassed.
I'm ready for some cuddles.

I am sharing a bed
with Clarisse tonight.

Excited, to say the least.
HE LAUGHS

You know, she is...

Whoo, yeah. She's...

Everything about her, yeah.
On point.

HE GROANS

SHE GROANS

Mary.

HE SIGHS
How was your chats today?

My chats have been good.

Then I was like,
"Everyone's switching beds."

I went, "I hope Toby's still
laying in my bed."

SHE LAUGHS
I haven't even asked him. Mmm.

That's my bed. I'd have said,
"I'm staying right there!"

"That's my bed"?

It's OUR bed.

Cool, so we're back
in the same bed tonight.

Whoo!
Back in the same bed.

We're the only people
who stayed in the same bed.

Everyone's...
like musical chairs up in here.

Everyone's switching up.

You know, actually, this morning,
I fell asleep

when you gave me a cuddle.
Yeah.

So, tonight, I'm gonna fall asleep
and then cuddle.

You cuddling yourself?

You're gonna cuddle me.

Fucking hell!

Er, very optimistic, you!
LAUGHTER

You might get a cuddle,
you might not get a cuddle.

Who knows? It depends how...
Yeah.

..you play your cards.
SHE LAUGHS

Oh, really?
Yeah.

That's how it is?
Yeah.

Last night, after two seconds,
I felt...

That must've been a reflex.
It was like...

Yeah, unconscious decision.
SHE LAUGHS

Unconscious decision.
That's how it is.

That is how it is.
Yeah.

Yeah, fair, fair enough.

You're sleepwalking.

Yeah. That's it.
That's literally it.

You chat shit.
HE LAUGHS

Tonight, I'm sharing the bed
with Mary, back-to-back nights.

Very beautiful girl.

Yeah, I'm happy,
I'm happy about that.

Long live Casa Amor.

Lads' holiday for life.

'Yeah, Toby, cos what happens
in Casa Amor stays in...

'Oh, hang on,
I've just checked the format.

'That is definitely not
what happens.

'Maybe someone should tell Liam.'

I just think you always go,
"Oh, we're here in Casa Amor,

"we're gonna take the chances,"

like, cos we're here,
make the most of it,

and then, like,
"Millie, Millie, Millie, Millie..."

I don't wanna think about that.
I'm just saying...

This is what I mean, like,
you say we're here,

so make the most
of what's going on, and...

Yeah, that's a fair point.

So you're not second doubting
or anything?

Well, I would
sleep outside tonight otherwise.

OK, that's fine.
I'm looking forward to going to bed.

You are?
Yeah.

Cos you'll be, like, you know...

I'll be what?
Excited.

I can sense you're having
a bit of tension.

Yeah. Little bit.
I'm glad you voiced it.

Tension in many different ways.

HE LAUGHS
Same.

At least it's reciprocated.

Did you expect for me
to be attracted to you?

No.

Yeah, they said, "Snog the girl
you're most attracted to." Yeah.

How did you feel when I snogged you?
Buzzing. Really?

Yeah. Do you wanna do it again?

Oh...

I want to.
Yeah?

But...

I knew there was a but coming.

I do want to, that's the thing.
That's OK.

But, you know...
Treat yourself.

I have wanted to all day.
Mm-hm.

Not very well...
LAUGHS

I don't know, I don't know. Oh!

Tripping yourself up on your words.
Yeah.

# Something in the air's got me
Feeling you're here again... #

JAKE SIGHS
So what happened, mate?

Just chatting.
Yeah?

She said, "I just want to get
something off my chest before bed."

She said, "Oh, it was a nice nog,"
she enjoyed it. Yeah.

She says,
"Do you want to do it again?"

WHOOPING, LAUGHTER

Oh, mate!
It's a test.

Man!
It's a test, for real. Mmm.

It's getting real,
you know what I mean? Actually real.

And its come to the point
where I want to kiss her.

# And I'll be losing my mind
In these sweet dreams... #

Abi, actually how long
have you been here?

A week now, I think.
Wow! Yeah.

I've known Tyler a week!

And two days of it,
he's not even been here. Fuck!

I've caught feelings in a week!

Oh, my days.
LAUGHTER

Just tie it. As long
as you can tie it, I don't care.

Here, do you want me to do it?
Hold your finger there.

This is about to be one awkward
sleepover for the boys.

Oh, my God, yeah!
Where are you sleeping, Chlo?

I'm sleeping in my bed
with Big Daddy Dale.

Big Daddy! Big Daddy Dale!

# Got me feeling you're here again

# And I was missing the dark
But now you're near... #

Hey, boys!
LAUGHTER

What side do you sleep on -
that side?

Left side.
Aye. Is that OK?

Yeah, of course. It's your bed.
SHE LAUGHS

They're probably having a lovely
sleep, with their girls in bed.

Do you reckon?

Yeah. Whilst I'm here in my bed,
with a retainer in.

In the morning, I'm sweating.

# To feel space

# To know you're gone

# To lose control
If nothing more... #

See you later, sweetheart.
You too.

Enjoy your sleep, enjoy your sleep.

Make sure you get a cuddle in
as well.

Night, cuz!
Night.

Make sure you keep your hands
to yourselves.

# And I was missing the dark
Without you near again

# Watching the clock hand
Fall asleep on us

# I've been losing my mind

# In these sweet dreams
Of loneliness

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

# And I've been losing my mind
In these sweet dreams. #

IAIN STIRLING:
'It's morning in Casa Amor,

'and you might think it's all
fun and games for the Islanders,

'but it's absolutely not.

'Last night,
I heard poor Tyler in bed

'saying it was really, really hard.'

GROANING

Morning, friends!
Rise and shine.

Mate, I'm missing Faye like...

I've never actually missed a bird
this much my entire life. Really?

Anyone have a kiss?
No, no...

That answer is so...
What?! That was not convincing.

How was your sleep, Hugo?

We fell asleep cuddling,
which I never do. Yeah.

Must be nice.
What?

Have someone hug you back.

Morning, babies.
Morning.

Mmm! I want my bed back.

I want my bed back,
with my man in it.

Are you sick of sharing a bed
with me now? No.

But I would prefer it to be Liam.

What about you? How are you feeling?

I'm OK.

You, with your bloody doubts
last night.

I feel like a boy this morning.

What do boys talk about
in the morning?

We talk about breakfast
in the morning.

Breakfast, how you slept...
Quite boring, isn't it?

ALL: Morning!

We were just having lad chat
this morning. Oh, lad chat?

See you in a bit.
Come on.

From lads' chat to girls' chat.

'So, last night, Hugo finally
had a cuddle in bed with a girl

'in what the casting team
are already calling

' "the miracle of Mallorca".'

Did you have a nice sleep
last night with Amy?

Yeah, it was good.
Had a little cuddle.

Lots of pillow talk.
It was nice to be in bed

with someone
that I'm kind of interested in.

So, yeah, no, it was good.

Was she, like, a good cuddler?
Yeah, it was all right.

Good lad.
For a first night, yeah.

We excited for today?
Yeah.

How about you, Amy?

Oh, it was cute.
Was it?

Yeah, we actually, like, stayed up
and fucking spoke for ages.

He, like, cuddled me,
and I fell asleep.

Normally, I'm like,
"OK, we've cuddled,

"now get off me,
I need my own space to sleep."

But, yeah, we cuddled and, like,
passed out together,

so it was really nice.

Did you kiss?
Yeah.

You did?
Yeah, yeah.

LAUGHTER
Lads' holiday!

Lads' holiday! You fucker!

Yeah, it was a really good night.

It was a really, really good night.
I can't complain.

We was cuddling,
he's mad cuddly. Mm-hm.

And then I fell asleep,

and then I woke up, like,
halfway through the sleep,

and he just turned me over
and lifted me up to him.

I was literally like this.

There was flipping going on!

He's just so big. He just turned me.

Then just started snogging my face.

SHE GASPS

He was just really cuddly.
He was like a big teddy bear.

So, yeah, can't complain.
Had a great night.

She's so touchy-feely, man.
Do you know what I mean?

But you said you like that?
I like that, though.

I remember you saying to me
you liked that, affectionate.

How was the smooch?
Oh, she's a good kisser, man.

Yeah? Was it a snog?
No, it was a snog.

Tongues? Tongues, yeah.
Good lad.

She's a good kisser, man.
Her body's amazing.

I couldn't keep my hands off her.
What about you, Tobes?

Growing closer and closer
with the girl.

That's two nights now
in the bed with her, so...

It's different, innit?

No pressure on the situation
whatsoever.

Do you think you're gonna stick it
on her at any point?

I don't have a clue, mate.

I'm going to speak to Toby,
get my flirt on.

Are you gonna kiss him?

Erm... He's gonna kiss me.

I knew this morning,
as soon as I woke up,

Toby was who I liked the most.

I feel like we're the same person.

Big statement last night.
What happened on the terrace?

Yeah,
you had a very long conversation.

She put her cards on the table,
telling me exactly how she felt.

Obviously, I wanted to kiss her.

But it's not the right time.

I don't want to lead her on
in any way. Yeah, that's fair.

How did she take it?
She took it well.

You know, if it comes,
if I feel like I want to kiss her,

I'm gonna kiss her.

Did you cuddle yesterday?
Yeah, he was cuddly.

And today he wasn't?
Nah.

I honestly can't read the man
at all.

I think he's trying
to stay respectful,

obviously, to his situation
back in the main villa,

but then also wants to explore
the situation here.

And you can't really get
a fair balance.

Like, you're gonna have to
upset someone, basically.

'The Casa Amor boys might be
having the time of their lives

'kissing and canoodling with loads
of sexy singles... Big deal!

'Abigail's about to make 250 quid
from You've Been Framed.'

GASPS,
LAUGHTER

So sexy!

LAUGHTER

Are you OK, baby?
Yeah, I'm fine.

How are we all feeling
about our boys still at the villa?

I dunno. I'm, like, trusting Tyler,

but I'm a bit nervous, though,
cos I don't know where he's at.

It's proper, proper early days.

Remember when he came in
and he literally just spoke to you?

Like, I think it was clear,
the boy's a big fan.

Really interested.
Yeah.

Faye, what about you?
Feeling better this morning?

I'm good.
Did you have a good night's sleep?

Yeah, it's just a bit, like,
OK, Teddy, just come home now.

Yeah. But it has brought
some realisations to the surface.

One thing I've always asked for
in a man is funny banter.

You've actually always said,

someone who can give it back to you
funnily.

Someone that can give me shit.

Not someone who calms you down.
You want them to give it back.

Teddy might not be funny.

What?! Oh, my God.
I didn't see that coming.

Do I sit there and belly laugh
with him?

No. But does he bring out
a softer side to me?

Yes. So what's more important?

How are you feeling, Mills?
Yeah, just...

Liam. I really miss him as well.
I know!

I don't feel like
there's anyone out of the boys

that are as funny as him.

I do agree.
Yeah.

Just, there's nothing compares
to what I have with Liam.

And I just literally am sitting here

literally wanting to waste every day
away until he comes back.

Gosh, that's sad.

That's disgusting!
That makes me sick (!)

I know, it sounds really bad.

'Oh, Millie and Liam
have so much in common.

'All Millie ever really
thinks about is Liam.

'And all Liam ever really
thinks about... is Liam.

'So cute.'

I was in bed last night, thinking,

"Right, I can either
make a move here,

"have a little cwtch, kiss..."
I was fucking tempted. So tempted.

Just imagine, night out in Cardiff,

night out in Cardiff
with all the boys, all single.

You're speaking to a girl
for a couple of weeks.

Are you not gonna chat to a bird,
or kiss a bird

after a couple of weeks?
I'm gonna chat.

You're gonna chat to 'em.
Yeah.

The next step would be making moves
on a girl. Yeah.

I just feel like you're holding back
on yourself

just because you're worrying
too much

what's happening over there.
Yeah.

You've got to live with
what's in front of you.

I know.
Do you know what I mean?

Liam, Liam, Liam...

I love him to bits,
but I wanna get him stuck in.

If I was in his situation,
I'd want to enjoy myself.

Not just moping around, you know?
Have fun!

Obviously,
you wanna kiss her, right?

Hm. I mean, it don't take a genius
to look at them together.

Obviously, the only difference is

I've got a lot stronger connection
with someone back there.

But we're not even thinking
about that any more, mate.

Well, right now, anyways.

We'll think about that
when we get there.

Yeah, cross that bridge
when we get to it.

At the end, this is what I'm doing,
though, Liam, mate.

You know,
getting to know these girls

the same amount of time
I've known Kaz, yeah?

You're not doing nothing wrong.
You're not.

You're getting to know these girls.
If you want to do it, mate...

You know where I stand.

Honestly,
you know where I stand, man.

It's a lads' holiday, mate.
Do you know what I mean?

But I'm gonna look at it as,
I'm not kissing her to find out,

I'm gonna kiss her
because I wanna kiss her.

Exactly. Exactly.

Let's have that.
You've just got to enjoy it, bruv.

Fucking hell.
How are you missing me again?

It's them little hands of yours.

LAUGHTER

You could say my head's
a little bit, er...

a little bit scrambled.

But, yeah, I can't hide the fact
that I'm enjoying my time with her.

So I've just got to, you know,

keep doing what I'm doing,
keep enjoying myself.

And, you know,
we'll see where it goes.

'And you know what you do
when you're on holiday

'and you're having a great time?

'You send a postcard back to your
nearest and dearest, of course!

'Hang on,
the girls haven't noticed it.

'I'll just blow it in
a little bit further.'

HE BLOWS OUT

'There we go, that's better.'

SHE GASPS

Oh, my...

No fucking way!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

SHE SCREAMS: Girls!

IAIN STIRLING:
'At the end of part two,

'a postcard arrived from Casa Amor

'in a moment so important
that we decided to film

'this incredibly accurate
reconstruction.

'Wait till you see
the actress who plays Chloe.

'She's brilliant!'

MUSIC: 'Brutal'
by Olivia Rodrigo

CHLOE GASPS

Oh, my...!

No fucking way!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

SHE SCREAMS: Girls!

Girls! Girls! I've got a postcard!

Not good!
What?!

I've got a postcard!
Oh, God!

Shut up!

No, you haven't!

# It's brutal out here... #

It's not good? What do you mean?

Who is that?!
That's Toby, isn't it?

Who's that?

Fucking hell.
Fuck.

Where's Liam?
Liam?

Is that Liam?
No, that's Jake, isn't it?

That's Liam.
That's fucking Liam.

That's Hugo, that's Teddy.

GASPS
Oh, my God!

Oh, no!

FAYE: 'You know what, I've been
really missing the post at home.'

Normally, it's a nice little,
er... clothes delivery.

Not today, it's not, eh?!

Fuck, I'm so confused.
Is that Tyler twice?

That's night time,
so that isn't even a challenge.

That is Toby, isn't it?

Is that Teddy?
Yeah.

That postcard is what happens
when boys go on a lads' holiday

and they're not posting on their
story and they're texting you,

thinking it's all PG, and then
you watch their friend's story

and you see them linking arms
at the club, bit of snogging,

buying bottles for girls.

THAT is what THAT is!

Fuck that shit!

FAYE SCREAMS

See you, bitches!

I'm annoyed for all the girls.

I feel like all the girls feel like
they've just been

going out of their way to be so
respectful and loyal to the lads,

and we're thinking,
have they done the same?

Well, clearly... clearly not.

MEN LAUGHING

That's a madness.

Oh, my God! They're literally...

You've got four boys
who are snogging right here.

LIBERTY: And outside of a challenge.

It's all evening clothes, isn't it?

MILLIE: We haven't
kissed anyone of an evening

cos we haven't played any games.

The fact that that's the only
picture they can use for Jake...

They're not like us,
not sharing a bed.

She looks like she's facing him and
there's an arm round or something.

What is that? What is that?

That's basically
Ty in bed with someone.

What's that there?
They're sharing beds?

They're sharing beds,
and she's fucking close.

Obviously, within that postcard,

Toby's having a full-on kiss
with a blondie.

Until I am given a reason,
I'm just gonna trust him

and just hope he's gonna treat me
with the same respect

as I'm gonna treat him.

Mills, I wouldn't
look into that much with Liam.

She's so close to him!

I can't deal with this.

Fuck this shit.

"Open up," they say.
"Be vulnerable," they say.

That's basically Ty
in bed with someone.

What's that there?
They're sharing beds?

That's definitely Toby.
And that's definitely Tyler...

Yeah, that's Ty,
you can tell by his ear.

..in bed with another girl.

So this whole time,
he's just finished it. Great.

I don't really know what
I'm supposed to say. I don't know.

I don't know. I just feel stupid.

TEARFULLY: 'At the worst,

'I thought Ty would maybe
share a bed with someone,

'but I didn't think
he'd cuddle anyone.

'I didn't think he'd kiss anyone,
like... no.'

Cos he's been honest,
I've had zero red flags from him,

I've had a zero, like,
issues since he's been here.

I've just been happy with him.
So now I'm just like, "Wow!"

So, what, the whole time
he was just fake?

I should have known it was
just too good to be true, like,

I should have just known.

This whole time, when he's like,
"I'm coming in just for you.

"It's just you, it's just you."
It's all bullshit.

Like, he just fed me shit.
Oh, bub.

KAZ SOBS: I just feel stupid.

Boys are just...
Oh, my God!

..pigs.

# And honesty can be so cruel... #

KAZ SOBS

# And you don't even blink at all

# I hate that I fell in love
With you. #

Oh, for fuck's sake.

I'm more upset for the girls
who have been, like,

majorly hurt by what they've seen,

and I'm upset for them
because boys are just disgusting.

Like, they literally
cannot be trusted.

But I'm trying to look
at the positives,

and I don't want to be the person
sort of shouting about things

when Liam's isn't as bad
as the other girls.

Boys are fucking out of order.
They're actually not even nice.

It's fucking mad.

And do you know what?

You can fucking stay in Casa Amor,
you bellends.

I just feel like the way that
we've been respectful to them,

it hasn't been returned...
I'm just so livid.

..reciprocated back.

I'm actually fuming with Tyler.

When it comes to hurting somebody
that I love and care about,

that doesn't sit well with me,

and the fact that Kaz
has been on such a journey in here

and then she finally found someone
that made feel good about herself

and the happiest she's been
since she's been in here,

for him to hurt her like that...

I'm... I just...

I just...
I don't even have the words

to describe how angry I am with him.

I feel bad for them, in a way, I do.

I don't.

Well, boys...
LAUGHTER

There's a storm coming, boys.

I wasn't shocked.
I think the girls were shocked.

I think Kaz is the main one for me
now, so I'm...

Just gotta be nice
and see how that goes.

'The boys are gathered
on the bean bags

'to discuss the shocking
and upsetting event

'that has just taken place.

'Or, as they're calling it,
the opportunity of a lifetime!'

So, what are yous thinking
about that postcard?

Opens everything.
It opens a lot of doors.

I feel like I've been holding back
a wee bit with some of the girls,

because, obviously, the boys,

but I feel like we've been so nice
with the girls.

Not that we should not be nice,
but we've been so respectful,

but I feel like today,
you need to just...

Shoot your shot.
..shoot your shot, mate, like.

Bro, I swear,
if I could say there was one

that I thought was done-done,
it's Kaz and Tyler. Mm.

Kaz is a fucking rocket, mate,

and I feel like she's been
mugged off major there.

We're all absolutely buzzing,
and I'm happy for the lads

because you can see everyone

starting to come out
of their shells.

The girls are gutted,
but we're all buzzing for it now.

They've not got a picture of Jake
in a bed there,

because he's definitely outside
on a day bed,

so Liam could have gone
in a bed with him,

but he's not,
he's in a bed with a girl, so...

And I'm out like a mug,
sitting out here.

Yeah, they have a choice here.
They have the same choice as yous.

That's not facing opposite ways
as well. Yeah, exactly.

Daley boy.
Me?

Yeah.
"Who, me?"

Do you wanna go for a talk?
Come on, then.

What are you saying?
What are YOU saying?

What are your thoughts on...?
On that madness?

That's crazy.
That's, like, totally, like...

Don't know, like...

You think any of them,
like, shocked you, or...?

Yeah, big time.
I feel like... just...

I feel like...

Tyler, that's a madness.
How fucking bad is that?

That boy's fucked it up
on another level.

There's no coming back from that,
no question.

She's not a mug.
She'll not get mugged off.

No way, no way.
And Faye. Faye as well.

Faye. That's a madness.
That's fucking bad.

I feel like with Faye and Teddy,
he's also fucked up,

because Faye's
such a strong character,

where she takes so long
to break down her walls,

and I feel like
he's broke her down to where...

Done that, yeah.

She's going to eat him alive.
Fucking 360.

She's going to eat him alive.

I feel like us boys
were being too nice, almost,

and not wanting to tread
on anybody's toes,

but I feel like that postcard's
made it so obvious

that anything can change,
you know what I mean?

But now I think... maybe Matthew
should get in there with Kaz, maybe.

100... I said to him.
OK.

100%.
You need to get him ready for that.

I said to him to do it.
And then maybe...

I've already done the chat!
OK, and maybe Sam...

talk to Faye?
Yeah?

The boys are gonna chat
to everybody, I said that.

Yeah, you can't do that.
You need to have focus.

'So, Chloe,
you want to see a load of lads

'who are absolutely 100% laser
focused on chatting up single women?

'Allow me to take you to
a little place known as Casa Amor.'

Sit on that one,
I'll sit on this one,

we can look each other in the eyes.
Be more intense.

Intense.

I was just seeing how you are.
I haven't spoken to you today.

No, I'm good, babe.
Honestly, I'm all good.

I'm all good.
Had a nice night last night.

Had a nice night?
Yeah. I was so tired, though.

Yeah, I know you was.
I was tired as well, to be fair. Mm.

But you woke me up
halfway through my sleep!

SHE LAUGHS

It must have been the noises
and jolting...

HE LAUGHS

It was unexpected, wasn't it?
Yeah, literally.

It was so unexpected.
Yeah, I just go with that.

That's the kind of guy I am, though,
just go with the flow.

No, that's good.
If I feel it, I feel it.

I'm happy you did anyway.
There was...

I had to stop myself.

Literally, there were
so many times I was like...

HE LAUGHS

Literally, I had to put my hands
like this, I was like...

"God, if you don't stop me
right now..."

Yeah, it gets dangerous, innit?

"..I don't know
what is gonna happen!"

Yeah, I had to control myself,
I ain't even gonna lie to you.

My head is scrambled.

My head's a scrambled egg.
Oh, my God.

You know what?
It's cos it was such a nice night.

The snog was like the icing
on the cake, sort of thing.

Oh... It gets me all...
It gets me giddy.

Yeah, I mean, for me now,
it's more so, like,

I wanna pursue things with you
and see where that takes us,

d'you know what I mean?
Yes.

It could be
the start of something...

the start of something really good,
to be fair.

So we can obviously... Obviously I
don't know how long we're here for,

but we can still get to know
each other and spend another night,

if you'll have me.
Mm... I believe so!

I really like how chill Tyler is.
Like, he's funny.

He's obviously handsome.

I'm even just smiling
bloody talking about him.

I need to stop. What is happening?

'Back at the villa, Faye's still
reeling from that postcard.'

I'm honestly so angry with them.
Yeah.

We've been so respectful,
we've been so good...

Yeah.
..and then I just...

How are you feeling for you?
I'm fine, angel. Honestly, I'm fine.

I was expecting it,
so don't worry about me.

Cos it just proves to me
why I am the way I am.

Don't worry about me, baby.
I'm upset for you guys.

I'm upset for me, but I worry
for you and I'm upset for you.

No, don't worry about me, angel.

'Coming up: it's all go for Hugo.'

IAIN STIRLING:
'After seeing that postcard,

'the girls have come up with the
most evil, fiendish plan imaginable.

'They're gonna behave
the same way their other halves did!

'Oh, my God! That is low!'

Oh, she's back!
Are you OK?

I'm fucking over this shit, man.
Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.

What a fucking day, night,
everything.

Safe to say, do you know what,
I'm done with the boys.

It's time to move on.

Faye and I
are gonna get our graft on,

get to know the new boys downstairs,
because we're just too bad for this.

Know what I'm doing today?
What, babe?

I'm putting
my walk-in bikini back on

and I'm walking back into this villa
as a new, badass bitch!

Good.
Yes!

The postcard's come, and put
a rocket straight up my arse.

And I'm doing 150 mile an hour
back to Cougarville.

'Welcome to our brand-new series,
Cougarville.

'Playing the cougar is Faye Winter,

'and playing Man Who Can't Believe
His Bloody Luck, it's Sam Jackson.'

That's a nice bikini.
Yeah, it's the one I walked in in.

My walk-in bikini.
I thought, "I'm doing it."

It's a little bit tighter
than it was when I first came in,

don't tell anyone. All right?
A little bit tighter. But it's OK.

You look brilliant.
So what you thinking now?

Oh, I'm sleeping
in someone's bed tonight.

I slept on a fucking daybed
for two nights.

I've got a fucking bite...

He doesn't realise the commitment
you've put in, does he?

..on my shin.
No, he doesn't, does he?

But no, I think,
yeah, it is what it is.

I'm not gonna, like,
dwell on it now.

But I ain't fucking
staying on the daybed no more,

that's for sure.
You can sleep in my bed, then.

Ooh!

I've definitely
had my eye on Faye from the start,

and I love someone that's fiery,

so I'd like to move on that
and see what will happen there.

So that's definitely
summat I'm looking forward to.

I've laughed more
with you guys than I have

with the other group of lads,
which actually says a lot.

I think we're gentlemen,
more than anything.

If you do say so yourself!
I am a gentleman, definitely.

Really?
Yeah.

Would you say? What's the best thing
you do for a girl?

I treat a girl well good, me.
Do you? Do you send flowers?

Mm...
No. See? Not a gentlemen.

That's bad.
I'd do that for you.

Ooh. Right, done deal, it's fine.

But you're, like... You are
definitely my type, to a T, like.

You're not gonna stand there on
your own at that fucking fire pit.

Am I bollocks!

Kaz, you want to go for a chat?
Yeah, sure.

Where do you want to go?
Swings?

Mm-hm.

Ooh, sorry.
Hey.

'I was actually really sad for Kaz,
to be honest with you.'

I just want to make sure she's fine,
just take her mind off it

and show her
that I'm not that person.

What is it most? The honesty?
What, that's annoy... upset me?

You thought he was a... Yeah.

You thought he was a different
person than he actually was?

I don't know who Tyler is.
Um, obviously before he left,

I didn't really have room
to question him, to be honest.

Aside from the fact that for me,

I was like, "I've never seen him
in a setting with other girls."

I was like, "Let me trust," cos
he did say his head wouldn't turn,

he did say, like, he was gonna
give me that reassurance.

So seeing the picture, it just hurt,
and I feel blindsided by that.

I do feel really bad for you.
I think you're the person

who, like, values integrity
and honesty the most.

So when somebody sells you
this perfect picture of themselves

and it's, like, the complete
opposite, you're... really hurt.

Where are you at? Where's your head
with everything and everyone?

You're number one for me, like.
Am I?

Yeah. Mm-hm.
Yeah.

I like you a lot, and your
personality is a big thing for me.

I feel like we're really alike
in that being a nice person

is number one, and then let things
flow from there, like. So...

That's my feelings.
Yeah. Thanks for letting me know.

I hope it makes you feel
a little better.

It makes me feel a lot better!
A lot better.

You're like, "Nah, I don't care."
Don't be silly. No, don't be silly.

I genuinely would have never said
I was open to getting to know you

if I didn't mean it.
I wouldn't have done that.

So, yeah...
Yeah. Well, see where it goes.

Yeah. 100%.
I feel like it'll go somewhere good.

My chat with Matt did go well.

Like, he put a smile on my face,
that's for sure.

I feel like I just got the green
light to just do what I want to do.

You kind of feel like a bit of
an impostor coming in here, like...

Do you?

Yous are all used to, like,
the guys before us and stuff

and yous got to know them so well.
Yeah.

Not well enough, honey!
Not well enough!

OK? I'll tell you that for free.

See, there's the sense of humour
coming back.

IAIN, WHISPERING: 'Hugo's trying
to work his magic on Amy

'and I've told him that no woman
can resist the power

'of the stage whisper. Go on, Hugo.'

WHISPERING LOUDLY: I just wanted to
pull you and, like, reassure you now

that, like, out of everyone here,
like, you are my number...

Well, you were my number one anyway.

But now I've got my eyes
on the prize, so to speak.

That's nice to hear. I very much...

Then again, I'm not one to throw
my eggs in one basket,

but with you, it's like
I can't wait to talk to you next.

You've, like, shown interest,
which is amazing.

And, yeah, when we first came in,
there was an initial something,

which is...
Nice I finally acted upon it, hey?

Yeah. It's, like, interesting.
It's interesting?

Yeah, it's exciting.
Yeah. Look at you.

Smiling away, playing with
your nails, you look nervous!

Me, nervous?
You were like this, doing all this.

A little giddy!

I just don't want
your head to explode.

No, no... I'm sat here
looking like the Cheshire Cat.

It's not gonna explode, don't give
me that. Don't give me that. So...

Why are you pinky...?
Here we go, I pinky everyone.

Why are you pinky promising me?

# Now's the time
For all our dreams to come alive

# Today's the day... #

Job done. Right, come on then.
Job done? Jesus, what is this?

Yeah, I'm just gonna take a minute.

Now I'm on Love Island. I made it.

'Coming up...

'Is there a kiss for Kaz?'

To good times, good people,
good memories. Again.

IAIN STIRLING:
'I've been asked to introduce Hugo

'talking about his kiss with Amy.

'Everyone happy? Good. Job done!'

She was like... I said something,
she was like,

"Pinky promise on it," or something.

You know? I was like...
I was like, "Do one better."

And then I went in for the snog,
and we got the snog, so...

Yes! Come here, bruv!

If Liam kissed another girl?
Yeah.

Fuck that.
Yeah.

Well, I'd fucking quit.

It's just mad, though, how different
boys handle situations to girls.

# Is it really love?
Is it all in my mind?

# Is it crazy I think of you
All of the time, baby... #

Mate, I'm so excited for you.

Like, literally, I actually
don't know what the fuck to do.

She would get carried away.

Kissing her, she's like, "I wanted
to get my hands all over you."

That's a big step up. No way
I could do that and leave her.

Well, you could.

# Tryna hold it down
But enough's enough

# I ain't really used to
This thing called love

# But I ain't afraid to admit
That I'm feeling so vulnerable... #

Seeing that picture, I can't think
of any excuse to defend him.

It's, like,
you sort of like Matthew,

so now you can see that further
without thinking about Tyler at all.

Maybe take the advice you give me.
I know I don't take it.

And what's that?

I've gotta keep being vulnerable
to be able to find love.

Like, I'm not gonna kiss
any of them,

like, I don't wanna do that.

However, I'm not gonna be
as cut-off as I was.

I'm definitely not sleeping
on the fucking daybed any more,

that's for sure.

It's just shit, because I didn't
wanna be in this situation.

I kinda thought I was OK.

# Baby
Is it really love...? #

Who's getting a snog tonight?

Amy, Amy, Amy!

If I get a snog tonight,
I will be a lucky-arse girl.

If I kiss Lillie tonight,
that's gonna open the gate.

She's gonna wanna be in bed,
she's gonna be...

That's... If you do that,
it's floodgates open. Yes.

The floodgates will open, mate.

# Is it really love?
Is it all in my mind?

# Is it crazy I think of you
All of the time, baby...? #

It's out with the old
and in with the new.

Cheers to new memories,
new vibes and bloody moving mad.

CHEERING

Cheers to the...
The big bollocks!

Cheers to growing.

Cheers to bollocks
growing in a matter of two days.

Lads, whatever happens happens.

We'll deal with that
back at the villa.

But for now, let's enjoy ourselves
and the remaining time here.

BOYS: Cheers!

# Cos I'm losin' my head
Tryna make you mine, oh! #

IAIN: 'I'm not saying the girls
are angry with that postcard,

'but let's just say it's gone
missing and nobody's had to use

'any toilet roll
for the last three hours.'

Right, so...
Faye, what's the POA of tonight?

The POA is move fuckin' mad.
Really?

Are you gonna wait for Sam to...?
Yeah, I'm not pulling none of 'em.

I'm not pulling.
No, I'm not pulling.

Why not?
I'm not changing that much. Come on.

At the end of the day,
they've come here to get a girl,

so it's their place to graft.

If I was in their position,
I was one of them,

and I wanted you
and didn't have you,

tonight would be the night
that I get you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So you shouldn't be...
Oh, no.

No, that's true, yeah.

So if they want it,
they gotta get it. Mm-hm.

They gon' get it.
And she gon' get it.

She gon' get it.
She gon' get it.

Stop! I'm excited for you.
I'm excited for you.

What about you? You obviously
shared a bed with Dale. Yeah.

Is it still Dale, number one?
Yeah, but I wanna make him sweat.

If I had to pick a number two,
it would be Sam.

Sam.
Yeah.

What d'you think... I reckon Faye's
gonna pick Sam, you know?

I hope she does.
I hope she fucking does.

Yeah, I know.
I genuinely hope she does,

I'm not gonna lie. Genuinely,
genuinely, I hope Faye picks Sam.

I hope she does, too.

Is it Sam you like, yeah?
Yeah, really funny.

But then I think Dale's
fucking hilarious.

Yeah.

I've got, like...
I got a vibe, though.

Yeah, it's like a fair
playing field, though, isn't it?

I've known him
the same length of time as Chloe.

Yeah, exactly.
I think he's so fit.

He's so fit,
and it's just the way he is.

He's a cheeky chappie.

But what puts me off him a bit is
that he's gone movin' mad for Chloe.

Would you say, like,
"I'm interested?"

Do you know what, babe...?
Harry, I think's quite cool, but...

I personally would be all over him
like a rash if it wasn't for Tobes,

so I would, like, go for it.

I just find, do I look like
I'm being a fucking idiot

because I was so against it
and now I'm so, like, open to it?

No, Faye.
You literally had doubts last night.

I know.
Already, before the photo come out.

That's true, actually. You did.
I know.

You was like, "Is Teddy funny?"
and now you're thinking about it,"

and all this and all that, like,
it doesn't make you look like

you're movin' mad,
and even if you was movin' mad,

there's nothing wrong with that.

They're movin' mad,
why can't you move mad?

I know. Dis be true.

So... Don't worry about that.

If Teddy walked in, though,
empty-handed,

and you was stood there with Dale,
how would you feel?

Not my problem. He shouldn't
have been kissing another girl.

Yeah.
OK.

Like, I'm sorry, he made that choice
to kiss someone else. Hm.

Yeah. OK.

In a challenge or not, like,
in that photo, to me,

it doesn't look like a challenge.

No.

I've been sleeping on a daybed
for fucking three, two nights,

like, I'm over that shit now.
Mm.

I'm getting myself a bed tonight.
Good.

I just want them to hurry up
and come home now

so that the shit can hit the fan
and I can just know

whether or not I'm wasting my time.
Exactly. Same.

God. You can understand why your
guard gets up more and more, though,

cos if Liam, like, fucks this,
I'm...

I can't be arsed with boys
for a good 'nother year.

This is the thing, like,
it's the fucking guard for me.

You put yourself out there,
and then you just get mugged off.

Oh, can't believe this.

I can't believe Tyler either.
Trash. Trash.

I genuinely can't believe it.
You know what...?

Honestly,
I don't think it's sunk in.

I'm actually like...
I'm in actual, like...

The audacity.
It's the audacity for me.

Hate being blindsided. Hate it.

He's a fool, he's actually...

He'll kick himself for this
and then that's that. He will.

BOTH: But that's his problem.

Look at y'all
speaking at the same time!

LAUGHTER

But I think Matthew, there's
more to him than meets the eye.

And I think the fact he acted
in the games all silly and sheepish,

it shows that he kind of felt bad
at the side.

It says a lot about his character,
how he handles things...

And he's got a better figure
than Tyler!

..and have that conversation
with you, that's fucking grown.

And you did say that
you wanted to rip his clothes off

and his figure is fucking amazing.
No, like, he'd fucking rail me well.

Oh. Yes, the two boys
who are interested in you

are coming over right now.

Six o'clock, six o'clock...

Oh, look, they're migrating!

"And the herd migrate..."

Ha, ha, ha, David Attenborough!

'The postcard caused
a lot of grief for Kaz.

'I've not seen a delivery make a
woman feel THAT upset and abandoned

'since my PlayStation 5
arrived last month.

'Hopefully, Matt can cheer her up.'

How are you?

I'm great.
Yeah?

I'm really happy.
Are you happy?

Really happy.
Good. I'm happy.

Are you?
Mm-hm.

That's great.
I know.

Obviously I feel like
you opened up to me earlier today...

Mm-hm.
..which I really appreciate.

And obviously
I was a bit, like, more shut off,

but that's cos the morning
was just...

No, I completely understand.

Honestly, I was just trying
to make you feel as best you can,

like, cos... it's shitty, like.

It's shitty, like.
But yeah. I'm happy.

Erm... I'm happy you're here.

I'm happy you've actually,
like, opened up

and I still wanna get to know you,
and I do like you, too.

Obviously I haven't told you
how I felt at all.

Yeah. And I miss my bed.
I don't like being on the sofa.

So I wanna go back to my bed.

I don't know
if you wanna join me or not.

Er... no.
No? OK, that's fine.

Absolutely, I want to.
Yeah? All right.

So tonight we can share a bed,
and we can cuddle.

I feel like we're gonna have
the most fun together.

Yeah.
Like, it's gonna be great.

Yeah. I think so, too.

I just want you to feel like
this is just, like, home.

I don't want you to feel unsettled.

All right. To good times,
good people, good memories. Again.

Cheers. You don't wanna drink?
No.

HE LAUGHS

# La-la-la
La-la-la-la-la

# La-la-la
La-la-la-la-la... #

MATTHEW CHUCKLES

Yes!
CHLOE LAUGHS

I think you're fine!

Oh, Matthew, Matthew,
Matthew, Matthew.

'Tomorrow night...

'..there's passion...

'in paradise.'

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.